🎲game-room

[prime compass]

Your time will come

[wraith quarry]

vrai...

as Sylstaria's NPC, i will first of all collapse the nation

[hollow garden]

Anyways goodbye gameroomers

[prime compass]

If you no get the protections then we revoke our protections!!

This is a evil

[pulsar kiln]

toast youre takinf forever

slowpoke

fatty

[prime compass]

Okay vienen.

One more and you're gone

[gilded harbor]

@wraith quarry activate the sleeper agents 😔

[frank latch]

evil

true

[prime compass]

-warn @frank latch rebel

[wraith quarry]

@frosty drum exp

[frosty drum]

Noice

[gilded harbor]

What year is it

[frank latch]

@frosty drum NOOO

I TOLD YOU NOT TO

[vital latch]

Now

Whose here

[frank latch]

@wraith quarry Start retiring older ships and vessels. Begin developing, designing and constructing newer ships to replace our aging fleets. Put a primary focus on carriers, cruisers, destroyers and torpedo boats. Prioritize faster, smaller more agile ships than heavy and armored.

[visual shard]

hi

[visual shard]

me

[frosty drum]

Thats been there for like
A month irl

[wraith quarry]

On april 17th 1640, the Balievian armed forces begin a 3 pronged assault into the Klemish exclave

[frank latch]

figures

[frosty drum]

Whos good and whos bad here

[prime compass]

hey uh

decafaia

[vital latch]

@visual shard @alpine raft @frosty drum @rotund hill @marsh lance @elder arch Session start
It appears that Fish is also hosting but lowkey I'm not rescheduling since my schedule is too tight so sorry Fish

If anyone else wants to join lmk you can join mid session 👍

(Do whatever actions you want)

[visual shard]

shurrup belemni

[prime compass]

@wraith quarry what is happening in decafria

[frank latch]

honestly
fair

[prime compass]

fuck u

[visual shard]

kill everyone

[frank latch]

Fish has a whole channel he can use if he wants to

[visual shard]

hmm

@vital latch is this a silly mw or serious btw

[wraith quarry]

fish mw yap

might end early today for cosmic

[prime compass]

Okay...

[vital latch]

Your demands to kill everyone are seen as a joke by most of your people, yet unfortunately one thinks it's legit and kills a man! Oh no!!!
The murderer is named "Joesil the Second" (That's his name not a title)

[vital latch]

100% serious with no jokes
It's a silly mw

[frosty drum]

@vital latch dms fr

[visual shard]

crown Joesil the Second with the title Silly Plonker

[hollow garden]

Is this the fantasy cosmic mw I have always dreamed off

@visual shard you

We are nemesis in mw

[visual shard]

@hollow garden YOU

[visual shard]

it doesn't have to be this way

[hollow garden]

Mehahahsha

[visual shard]

the secret decafa brotherhood

remember elsa

💔

[hollow garden]

It's the only way it can be

[hollow garden]

You tore it when you lied

You spread your deceit

[vital latch]

where shall thine drop

[hollow garden]

And burnt the pact in which the brotherhood was forged

[visual shard]

never did i lie

[visual shard]

but my intuition was actually so peak

in secret decafa

[elder arch]

@vital latch evil cubes

[vital latch]

The new silly plonker is showered in praise for his genius tactics of murder!

[vital latch]

EVIL CUBES

[elder arch]

EVIL CUBES.

[visual shard]

what knowledge hath we of the outside world btw

[hollow garden]

@vital latch we will be a magicocracy

[vital latch]

EVIL CUBESSS

[visual shard]

@vital latch steal the evil cubes

[vital latch]

yes sir, what color do you want

[vital latch]

uh-some

[vital latch]

OH NO, ONE OF THE EVIL CUBES HAS BEEN STOLEN!

[visual shard]

fascinating

[visual shard]

muahahaha

[hollow garden]

No

You can only use this word In our dms

You don't have rights pon

[visual shard]

intriguing

[vital latch]

Is this like

the first step to evil or something

klez what color or does thine not care

[visual shard]

@vital latch attempt flight with the EVIL CUBE

[vital latch]

You jump on the evil cube!
It begins to fall out of the air... that's not good, BEFORE FLYING BACK INTO THE AIR AND CRASHING INTO A BOULDER!
You are fine because the evil cube took the hit
The evil cube is fine because the evil cube is so evil it doesn't take damage from the boulder

[elder arch]

we send the xXEVILKILLERMINIONLORDETHING9000Xx to hunt him down

[visual shard]

NO

[elder arch]

he has the xXEvilDARKswordOftheNightXx

[visual shard]

wait @elder arch I have a solution

[vital latch]

xXEVILKILLERMINIONLORDETHING9000Xx begins searching for that who stole the EVIL CUBE

[visual shard]

@vital latch turn the EVIL CUBE into 3 evil pyramids by like

cutting it up

and stuff

[elder arch]

the lore is that it was his evil cube and now he's mad and wants to murder you

you are a THIEF

[visual shard]

(the maths for this checks out btw)

[visual shard]

he could uh

have 2 of the evil pyramids

[gilded harbor]

@vital latch go back to writing your college essays smh (is action)

[vital latch]

Oh dear

Hang on

[visual shard]

oh dear?

that doesn't sound good

[frosty drum]

IMMA SHOW YALL SKILLERZ PHASE 2

[marsh lance]

Begin tilling the soil all across our island to plant weed, move all above ground dwellings to the shallow coast waters where we will live on stilts

[vital latch]

Fear...

[vital latch]

Many weed farms begin being built, one small village declares a weed tax where they must give 10% of all weed produced to the mayor

What is your take on this

[marsh lance]

What the hell? The mayor cant smoke it all at once, is he fat or something? Take it from him and give it to more people who can smoke it all

[frosty drum]

BEHOLD

[marsh lance]

Greedy little hog

[elder arch]

@vital latch Evil Act #2: Evil Water

[visual shard]

send 2 of these to xXEVILKILLERMINIONLORDETHING9000Xx as an apology

[marsh lance]

Let it be known that no person living in my country may own more than 5 blunts @vital latch

This is a decree from all the people all at once, as we are a hivemind focused on growing pot ✅

[vital latch]

[elder arch]

the water around us is red and evil now and it dissolves all boats that touch it

[vital latch]

The population accepts this decree as they begin to grow even more weed

[vital latch]

Fear

[marsh lance]

True and good and moral, anyway, we need a place to research more weed, so we must build a giant brick greenhouse in the middle of the island, where we will begin crossbreeding pot.
As for how we will sell our excess? Make weed leaf shaped canoes for maximum surface area and culture significance, and we will begin carving out ocean paths with these

[vital latch]

@visual shard Sends two evil pyramyds to xXEVILKILLERMINIONLORDETHING9000Xx
When they meet however, this curious creature pops out of the ground on Shroomish island and says "Shroomish"

[frosty drum]

@vital latch show full map frfr

[visual shard]

kidnap the shroomish

[vital latch]

The greenhouse is built perfectly---being truly worthy of the weed that will grow in it. Soon the finest za shall be made-soon.
Meanwhile, the weed canoes find @visual shard.

[prime compass]

@vital latch CAN I join

Just place me somewhere

[visual shard]

no

evil

[frosty drum]

@vital latch we must EXPANDDDDD

[marsh lance]

@visual shard fear not earthling! We are only here for your medicinal plants… fork them over, what kind of humble sprouts do you grow

[visual shard]

idk but I kidnapped a shroomish do you want that

[marsh lance]

A what

[visual shard]

shroomish

[elder arch]

we create the xXEvilHypercubeOfDoom8362Xx which will have the combined strength of 21.47 EVIL CUBES at once @vital latch

[visual shard]

like the pokemon

shroomish

[marsh lance]

Holy shit

[marsh lance]

Ah

[visual shard]

EVIL TESSARACT

[marsh lance]

What is your prive

[visual shard]

uh

[marsh lance]

80 bales of kush for two shroomish

[visual shard]

I only have 1 shroomish

[marsh lance]

😭

[visual shard]

fresh from the kidnap

[marsh lance]

Alright i’ll take it but what do you want

[visual shard]

uuh

[vital latch]

weed man on his pot canoe

[visual shard]

a lotta money

like big stacks

[marsh lance]

I dont deal in the devils currency, how much weed do you want

[visual shard]

all of it

[marsh lance]

Greedy FAT hog… i’ll show you..

[vital latch]

Shit, this is a threat to humanity!

[frosty drum]

@marsh lance @visual shard

[marsh lance]

@vital latch in the nighttime, have our diplomatic envoy STEAL his shroomish and run to the boat, make a beeline back to potland

[vital latch]

Yes one sec

[marsh lance]

Uhh yes hello!

[visual shard]

fascinating

[vital latch]

Shroomish successfully kidnapped

[vital latch]

@visual shard Shroomish successfully lost

[visual shard]

@vital latch send the EVIL PYRAMID after him

[frosty drum]

@vital latch dms frfd

[marsh lance]

Foolish pon, you have no PYRAMIDS

[visual shard]

you known't

[marsh lance]

Foolish pon i laced yo shit!

[prime compass]

hi

[visual shard]

I love my shit laced

[marsh lance]

What a freak

[vital latch]

Rapidly approching, though rumors spread that the evil pyramid is high

[vital latch]

I fear this man

[marsh lance]

Gobbless

[elder arch]

@vital latch

[frosty drum]

https://tenor.com/view/scares-me-i-fear-no-man-gif-21507033

[visual shard]

yeah we should dope up the EVIL PYRAMID and tell him the only way to get more zaza is by stealing the shroomish and attacking the people of patland

[vital latch]

u are on hue island

[frosty drum]

@vital latch show map frfr

[vital latch]

Gulp

[prime compass]

What do we have

We need to make DRUGS

[vital latch]

I'm going to post the map when there isn't a action backlog so it isn't missing anything

[marsh lance]

@vital latch beneath the greenhouse… dig a large tunnel, with a chamber large enough to fit a massive fire pit, here we will designate research to be conducted on potatomics…

Oh and also plant pot seeds in the shroomish’s feet to see what strain that makes

[visual shard]

I will return when the map is posted

[prime compass]

@vital latch Begin producing cocaine and training warriors to fight while high on cocaine

[marsh lance]

NO

HE CANT DO THAT WHAT

PLAGIARISM

[prime compass]

No i can do this

This is my idea

You fake

https://tenor.com/view/niko-toba-aquarium-baikal-baby-seal-niko-my-beloved-gif-24000938

[hollow garden]

@vital latch experiment to find a magic drug that makes our people extremely happy and willing to fight for war

Call it Minzimic

[prime compass]

@marsh lance can we kill him

[marsh lance]

True…

[hollow garden]

Me and pata will attack YOU

[prime compass]

Right after I steal his drugs..

[hollow garden]

@marsh lance ain't this right

[prime compass]

You love pat

I should've known
.

[marsh lance]

Yeah buddy there can only be TWO druglords

[hollow garden]

@vital latch set up two magic factories to produce Minzimic

[marsh lance]

Actually there can only be one, expect a potamic bomb at your door tommorow

[prime compass]

@vital latch make cocaine a NECESSITY for daily life and create a religion around it

[hollow garden]

There can be three

[marsh lance]

Literally stealing my job omg

[prime compass]

No

[vital latch]

The evil pyramid smacks a single weed plant then gets stupid high. It forgets its loyalties and becomes a free agent stealing weed from weed island

[marsh lance]

Move fatties

[prime compass]

Your religion is FAKE

!!!!!

[hollow garden]

@vital latch make our society ideals and values built on Minzimic production and it's usage

[prime compass]

Cosmic pls action

[hollow garden]

Our pantheon will have a sacred duty

To spread Minzimic as far as we can

[prime compass]

frick u dude

[marsh lance]

As long as he takes his fill, the pyramid is entitled to weed for life

[vital latch]

You find that the weed the shroomish produces is incredibly strange, the first person to smoke it seems to enter a high frenzy and jumps into the ocean-unfortunately drowning

[hollow garden]

no fricking

Only fracking

[vital latch]

The pyramid understands

[prime compass]

what

Cosmic pls action

[marsh lance]

Mashallah

[prime compass]

I am cocaine

[hollow garden]

Minzimic better

[elder arch]

@vital latch manufacture the doohickey mechanism robot thing and call it xXEvilCalamityCloneofCataclysm9,382,472Xx

[marsh lance]

You did like 3 at once 😭

[prime compass]

Yeah its the cocaine

Do you not understand

This is the greatest high

[vital latch]

They like this new drug, they actually like it a lot

[hollow garden]

@marsh lance let's team up against him

To get him out of the trade

[prime compass]

No plz

[marsh lance]

Can we hold a burning joint in front of a mountain and ask the mountain what they think about it?

[prime compass]

Ill trade with u guys

We can be FRIENDS

[vital latch]

Minzimic production seems unstoppable... the greatest minzimic empire ever has been founded

[hollow garden]

This is pat

You are getting into big trouble Mister

[prime compass]

@vital latch #🎲game-room message

I need response

[vital latch]

"Yummy"
That's all they say

[hollow garden]

Smuggle it to our neighbours at reasonable prices

[prime compass]

Woah..vito

[hollow garden]

We must share it

[frosty drum]

@vital latch how is project REDACTED
going?

[hollow garden]

@frosty drum do you want Minzimic?

[vital latch]

Massive success, except when high they have a tendency to randomly start dancing

but that's only like

1% of the time

[elder arch]

cosmic action pls

evil robots

[vital latch]

You have 5

[hollow garden]

Does someone have map

[frosty drum]

Brilliant

[prime compass]

Make these dances IMPORTANT!!!
Anyway make a religion around cocaine and its roots and the dance being a way to summon the gods for MORE COCAINE!!!!

Declare cocaine a necessity for life and begin experimenting with it to create stronger versions

[marsh lance]

Ok good enough, my plan is in motion, use the shroomish spores to breed more shroomish and put them all into the manmade caverns to grow frenzy pot, we will have our tunnelers compact this weed for us and throw it into the firepit.

[frosty drum]

@vital latch dms frfr

[prime compass]

mhm yummy

[vital latch]

You build it successfully, the xXEvilCivilizationofCalamityXx is truly threatening now

@marsh lance You catch shroomish somehow feasting on some minzimic

[prime compass]

@marsh lance can we be friend drug lords and be cool and seals

❤️

[vital latch]

More... shroomish

I hope you know what you're doing

[prime compass]

actions!

[marsh lance]

I will find a way to turn them into a fuel source somehow

[hollow garden]

@vital latch dms

[marsh lance]

Dont ask fuel source for what i have a plan

[hollow garden]

The great fire

[prime compass]

Where are u kle,

Kleznam

[vital latch]

[marsh lance]

@vital latch turn more research into splicing pot plants and weaving them into different plants to get new results, eventually we must diverge so many species and merge them back into one plant that we will create the fractal kush, a coveted item of legend

[vital latch]

You will soon find fear...

[hollow garden]

Where are you now

Were we imaginery

[elder arch]

@vital latch Evil Act #ILostCount, make the evil water infect normal water

[hollow garden]

@vital latch expand south

[frosty drum]

@vital latch we need more Money fr

[prime compass]

Idk

[hollow garden]

Do you not know the song

I'm very disappointed Bludish

[prime compass]

Okay shut up

[hollow garden]

This behaviour does not suit you

[prime compass]

This is old song

You are old

Cancion del mariachi

[hollow garden]

Am I unc status

[prime compass]

No

You are dead

[vital latch]

While infecting the evil water some dude that calls himself Joey climbs out of the water and yells at you for turning his water evil

[prime compass]

@vital latch is this done mister

[hollow garden]

Someone is getting a big surprise

[prime compass]

https://tenor.com/view/charles-oliveira-gif-11698883479204244396

[elder arch]

Say "sorry my bad" and infect the water around him so he isn't affected

[noble cradle]

They're trying to build a prison

They're trying to build a prison

They're trying to build a prison

[hollow garden]

Oh no

[noble cradle]

For baby you and meeeee

[hollow garden]

This will hurt business

[glad torrent]

A prison is trying to build they're

[vital latch]

Joey thanks you for your understanding

[hollow garden]

@vital latch did the goods reach the target?

[vital latch]

I might be behind on a few actions but there has to be a map update eventually

[vital latch]

Soon

Likely soon...

[vital latch]

You entirely conquer money island and find some money

[hollow garden]

@prime compass beware the ides of March

[hollow garden]

This is very evil venus

[prime compass]

@vital latch build boats to distribute our cocaine worldwide

Claim the land south of us and begin producing even more cocaine
atp declare the only jobs...cocaine producer, cocaine transporter and cocaine warrior

[prime compass]

Let it happen kleznam

[vital latch]

@marsh lance Someone comes to your coast with cocaine

What do you do

[hollow garden]

Your digital footprint is over Mr Tamur

Future employers will look into your social medias

And see this message

[prime compass]

Mhm yummy
Start doing our dances

[hollow garden]

What do you think they will think

[prime compass]

nature boy!!!

[hollow garden]

They will think that "Belemin is big bad I don't hire"

[vital latch]

The first shroomish evolves into a breloom.
You discover many new types of weed, including water and fire weed (aka blue and red weed)...

The fractal kush is underway, but it requires more time

[prime compass]

Do you know him.

[prime compass]

frick u dude

Not cool

[hollow garden]

Breloom

[hollow garden]

Stop swear plz

It hurts our feelings

[hollow garden]

And makes us very depressed

[vital latch]

breloom

[prime compass]

shut up u poopy butt

[hollow garden]

This looks tasty

[vital latch]

do not underestimate the shroomish nation

[elder arch]

@vital latch Due to the natural processes of the Water Cycle, erosion, and whatever else i can think of, the xXEvilWaterXx now infects land and does absolutely nothing but turns it red and EVIL

[vital latch]

@hollow garden This is bad... part of your land is now

RED AND EVIl!!!

[prime compass]

@vital latch use cocaine to keep people alive and make them IMMORTAL

We need stronger cocaine

@hollow garden how 2 make stronger cocaine?

[vital latch]

This works, however the dancing problems worsens

[hollow garden]

WHAT

[vital latch]

the older people get... the more likely they are to randomly start dancing for 20 minutes

[hollow garden]

@elder arch Mister stop this

[prime compass]

This means that they are closer to enlightenment!!

[hollow garden]

Or there will be big problem

@vital latch we will mix Minzimic with the red dust to create anti Minzimic

Anti Minzimic makes you very sad and legarthic

[prime compass]

Okay we will experiment
Someone will receive cocaine every hour for 1 month
After the month we will see if the dancing can be devolved

[prime compass]

like bluds

[vital latch]

You find that they start dancing more, but they also get better at dancing

[vital latch]

The anti minzimic is successfully created, many people fear its properties

@marsh lance Your people get a letter!

You wanna open it?

[prime compass]

Okay we need enough cocaine to sustain our entire population forever
So..start using all new land for cocaine and houses only

[vital latch]

@prime compass You're sad now for some reason

[elder arch]

xXEVILKILLERMINIONLORDETHING9000Xx sends you a letter saying:

"Hello, this is the xXEVILKILLERMINIONLORDETHING9000Xx. Please consent to having your land and water evilified, it does not affect you that much (except for the fact that you can't use ships, but you can always invent like planes and stuff idk.

Thank you for your cooperation, xXEVILKILLERMINIONLORDETHING9000Xx"

[vital latch]

The great cocaine farm of doom

[prime compass]

Wow.
This means we need...EVEN MORE COCAINE!!

[prime compass]

Yeah expand it

[marsh lance]

Peak! What do these respective forms of weed do

[hollow garden]

Does someone have map

[prime compass]

And have people there 24/7 protecting it

[marsh lance]

Hrmmm… yes

[hollow garden]

HAHA

[prime compass]

@vital latch hey..
Develop fighting techniques using the dances and uhm using cocaine to blind your enemy

[hollow garden]

You fell right into my trap pata!

[prime compass]

Throw in eye

[vital latch]

The fire weed makes it so that people suddenly start talking very loudly, the water weed makes it so that they have blue eyes and can swim better

[prime compass]

u frigging suck dude

[vital latch]

You find-MINZIMEC INSIDE

[marsh lance]

Breed the fire weed with the frenzy weed, and breed the water weed with a dry seaweed plant we left sticking up in a pot

[prime compass]

You can't say that

[hollow garden]

It's the letter d

[prime compass]

No

Im not stupid

[hollow garden]

Stop being dirty mind Mr tamur

[prime compass]

No

Stop

[hollow garden]

You are an idiota

[prime compass]

Ill warn you if you do it again

[vital latch]

This succeeds, not because throwing cocaine at the enemy distracts them but rather because it converts them

[hollow garden]

you are now threatening me Mr Tamur huh?

[marsh lance]

what is this VILE drug.. throw it away

Not ours

[hollow garden]

This is very big provoking

[vital latch]

1. People go so crazy that they end up breathing fire! This is insanity... but the fire doesn't burn weed-instead

[hollow garden]

@vital latch do we have map

[vital latch]

IT GROWS WEED!

[prime compass]

Wow..
Okay start mixing cocaine with different ingredients to create new types of cocaine and see their effects

[marsh lance]

oh… my god..

[hollow garden]

What if...

[marsh lance]

On every surface?

[hollow garden]

You mixed it with Minzimic

[vital latch]

Every surface

it defies logic

[prime compass]

No

[hollow garden]

Yes

[prime compass]

@marsh lance pata can I mix ur weed with my cocaine

[elder arch]

@vital latch We automatically declare the entire gameboy continent as our land and begin construction of xXEvilFactoriesThatProduceBloodXx that produce blood. This will be a tool that'll be important later

[marsh lance]

Begin fire breathing on the water to create a massive kushalgae patch. Which we will use to build land bridges across the sea

[vital latch]

2. This one just makes dried water weed, so basically less effect water weed

[hollow garden]

Why him and not me

This is racism

[prime compass]

Ur drug stinky

And ur bludish

[vital latch]

THE GREAT BRIDGE OF WEED!!!

[marsh lance]

….NO

[hollow garden]

Can I import this product?

[prime compass]

https://tenor.com/view/niko-toba-aquarium-baikal-baby-seal-niko-my-beloved-gif-24000938

[hollow garden]

@prime compass how the turntables

Hah

[vital latch]

This sounds bad
Although... you do manage to declare that game boy island is yours haha!

[vital latch]

@marsh lance Answers?

[prime compass]

@vital latch build a massive cocaine wall along our island to isolate us from the evil outside world
Inside the wall place HUGE titans made of cocaine
This is important

https://tenor.com/view/aot-attack-titan-snk-shingeki-gif-24810344

[vital latch]

The great wall against evil and doom...

[frosty drum]

Back

[marsh lance]

@vital latch to speed up the process on fractal weed, we will grow different species of weed out of each organ of the human body to help diverge the strain’s evolution, then breed these new organ weeds into fire and water to create like 16 new variants idk how many organs a body jas

[marsh lance]

Its not for sale

[hollow garden]

We will form a wall of ships and children singing happily and adults drinking Minzimic to counter the red invasion

[marsh lance]

True…

[hollow garden]

I will steal

[marsh lance]

Its a bridge

[hollow garden]

@prime compass help me do it my old friend

We will share

[prime compass]

@vital latch plz

[marsh lance]

Ou hell no…

[hollow garden]

And maybe even give pata 10% of it

[prime compass]

No

[hollow garden]

If we are feeling generous

[prime compass]

I HATE YIU!!

[frosty drum]

@vital latch progress on REDACTED

[marsh lance]

😂

[prime compass]

@marsh lance we hate you mister yo chan

[prime compass]

Hi

[hollow garden]

He is trying to make a fourth drug

Do we let this slide?

[elder arch]

The xXEVILKILLERMINIONLORDETHING9000Xx along with the xXEvilHypercubeOfDoom8362Xx flies over your wall and says:
"You cannot stop an enemy who can walk around your defenses" or some other motivational quote like that

[vital latch]

slightly outdated

but it's gotta be there

[vital latch]

Suffer klez, suffer

[hollow garden]

We will stop it with the power of something innate...

Something primal

The very thing that existence hinges on

Friendship

[prime compass]

@vital latch #🎲game-room message plz

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1069467987851104316/1206208856158380142/09d5ab57-963d-450b-95e4-7a6955bc38ba.gif

[elder arch]

"Buddy, this isn't some kids show, that isn't gonna work"

[vital latch]

You get a bunch of new weed variations! Including the super weed which allows anyone who takes it to gain super powers for 5 seconds after consumption

[hollow garden]

We need to make big escape

Is anyone willing to welcome our people

[marsh lance]

How can i compact 8 tons of this this into a single pill that works forever

[elder arch]

@vital latch Spread the evil water and evil land FURTHER. Also DMs

[prime compass]

No

Cosmic please answer to my action

We need wall

[hollow garden]

@prime compass hey Mr Tamur...

Have you noticed anything strange happening to you recently?

@vital latch we will create fleet to make big escape to the west

[prime compass]

Hi

[hollow garden]

Our people
Minzimic factories
Minzimic farms
Minzimic ingredients and everything will relocate Moses style

[prime compass]

Cosmic stop ignoring my actions pls

I feel oppressed.

[elder arch]

We don't actually stop them, mostly because we've been threatening them enough

[hollow garden]

@marsh lance I'm interested in this pill technology you have

do you want to share for the Good of medicine?

[marsh lance]

I dont have it

[vital latch]

Breloom offers you a deal, it will help you do this you will dedicate one weed farm to growing more shroomish

[hollow garden]

The lion lies when confronted by the rabbit

[marsh lance]

Fair deal

[marsh lance]

✅

[marsh lance]

Amazing work everyone

[vital latch]

Super weed is now able to be permenant

Although, this might be a lot of shroomish

[prime compass]

can we have our wall

[marsh lance]

And as the prophecy foretold, when we create the fractal weed, it will unlock permanent free clean energy

[vital latch]

you have it now

[hollow garden]

@prime compass let's make him have big regret for being stingy

[vital latch]

I just drew a line

[marsh lance]

Its ok they live off themselves

Shroomish are tough, kind creatures

[prime compass]

Okay uhm...what's going on cocaine land

[vital latch]

true

[pulsar kiln]

hi chatteronians

[vital latch]

Cocaine is now normal to be found EVERYWHERE... it's near impossible to find someone who isn't currently high

[vital latch]

Underway!

[prime compass]

okay we need to create stronger versions now...
Start experimenting with different ingredients to create new types of cocaine and determine which one is the BEST

[hollow garden]

My arm hurts so bad

I can't bend it straight

[vital latch]

The scourage expands

But something is off

@elder arch The Skillerz have created a weapon to fight back against the evil water!!!

[hollow garden]

I see it

[vital latch]

However... your weapon might be able to counter their weapon

[hollow garden]

YES

WE WILL STOP RED WATER

[prime compass]

@vital latch do we have new cocaine

[hollow garden]

And relcaim mindinzia

[elder arch]

@vital latch send these things to disrupt the skillerz cannon

and begin preparations to fire our weapon

send this thing as well

[frosty drum]

@vital latch deploy counter measures

[hollow garden]

@frosty drum give me the weapon brother

We will stop it

Together

[frosty drum]

@elder arch we can negotiate

[mental marsh]

Dam

What's happening

[vital latch]

The smiling skillerz have surrounded one of the evil cones!

[mental marsh]

Thats me!

[prime compass]

can I

[frosty drum]

DEVOUR.

[elder arch]

@frosty drum the xXEVILKILLERMINIONLORDETHING9000Xx sends a letter saying:

"If you destroy any of our xXEvilConesofResistanceXx, xXEvilSpheresofDestruction27139Xx, and the xXEvilCalamityCloneofCataclysm9,382,472Xx, it will be taken as an immediate declaration of war.

Thank you for your cooperation, xXEVILKILLERMINIONLORDETHING9000Xx"

[frosty drum]

@elder arch @vital latch wait

[mental marsh]

@vital latch start shooting the evil clones and enslave the clones

Children to army

[vital latch]

The evil is hard to enslave, however you do manage to shoot a single evil cube which turns out to have a single spot which isn't as red as the other spots

[mental marsh]

Shoot more

[vital latch]

@frosty drum Bad news

[mental marsh]

Shoot them i non red spots

[elder arch]

One final letter is sent:

"Too late"

[frosty drum]

Oh well

[prime compass]

@vital latch cosmic do we is new cocaine types

[vital latch]

They shoot the a super evil railgun of DOOM and it destroys three smiling skillerz freeing the cone!
Meanwhile, the evil spreads in a straight line towards the bottom of the map due to this

[vital latch]

You gain, silly cocaine

and it has like

a silly face

[frosty drum]

Summon....

Him.

[vital latch]

and says silly things to people

[frosty drum]

@vital latch

[prime compass]

We will experiment with this on people to see its effects

[frosty drum]

@vital latch dms

[elder arch]

@vital latch the xXEVILKILLERMINIONLORDETHING9000Xx and the xXEvilHypercubeOfDoom8362Xx begin starting a massive ritual in order to heavily accelerate the spread of the evil water and land. Also we begin making more blood factories

[vital latch]

It makes them handstand... if they need to

Some of them end up having no style

Others lose grace

[prime compass]

Mix silly cocaine with normal cocaine

[vital latch]

They all gain a funny face

[frosty drum]

@vital latch dms

[vital latch]

they're even able to strech their arms out just for you

[frosty drum]

@vital latch also magic again

[prime compass]

We need to use this to make people think of them as cute and adorable
Train them to KILL without hesitation

[vital latch]

This ends up making happy cocaine that has a smile and is for some reason able to give you tips on how to make a gun

[prime compass]

WHAT IS A GUN!!!
hm...let's build this thing

[hollow garden]

@vital latch can I make Minzimic human?

I will do serious secret experiments

To try and create two superhero children like powerpuff girls

One made from Minzimic

The other from anti Minzimic

@prime compass your wife she is the one behind it

[prime compass]

Shut UP!!!

[vital latch]

It ends up looking a lot like this one island in the south east

[vital latch]

Yes

one sec

[prime compass]

Hm...continue mixing the different cocaine types until we get the best

[vital latch]

can I stop for the day here I need to go in a bit

Ok yeah I gotta go

[prime compass]

Map

[vital latch]

SESSION END
LMK if I missed any actions, I'll get them in before next session
Will let you all know when the next session is at-least 24 hours in advance, it'll probably also be the last session since we don't wanna drag this out

[prime compass]

@hollow garden corruption is not bad

corruption is only bad when im not involved

[elder arch]

peak

absolute cinema

[hollow garden]

But if

I'm part of that corruption

[prime compass]

You aren't defending it

I defend it

[hollow garden]

Absolute novel

[prime compass]

YOU will lose to us cocaine warriors

[frosty drum]

@vital latch dms

[prime compass]

Space mw levels of peak!!

[hollow garden]

You are my apprentice Tamur

Despite everything

[prime compass]

Klez I want to create Adam smasher in space mw

But this time

Better

[hollow garden]

Insane

[prime compass]

Not mortal, klez

The only parts that are human of him

Are

His brain and spinal cord

Which are kept in a fluid matter

[hollow garden]

You are going full zevil?

[elder arch]

i should make a final evil superweapon that nobody can counter..

[prime compass]

The rest is full borg

[prime compass]

Well we have to understand them

https://tenor.com/view/cyberpunk-edgerunners-adam-smasher-smoke-cyberpunk-cyberpunk2077-gif-26854688

@hollow garden we want this

A Sandevistan

Full Body Conversion into a robotic body

No human emotions

Uhhh

[vital latch]

There was a legend once that the shroomish destroyed a world

[frosty drum]

@elder arch you have angered it.

[vital latch]

wonder if history will repeat itself

[west path]

I will colonize rat island.

[west path]

harharhar

No.

huehuehhueh will stop him

[vital latch]

,roll 20 expand

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 3

[pine copper]

[frank latch]

,roll 20 expand. Cmon boys, we have an empire to build!

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: You rolled 18

[frosty drum]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

skillerzthegamer

:game_die: You rolled 14

[wraith quarry]

real

[brittle gust]

Bribery

This is it

Worldbox is never recovering

It's fallen too deep

[sullen pawn]

!rank

[hardy edge]

aint no way

[brittle gust]

Toast you were supposed to be the chosen one

[hardy edge]

:(

[brittle gust]

You were supposed to defeat the deepstate, not join them!

[steep merlin]

👢 Kicked azzamer

[brittle gust]

Another poor soul, silenced by the deepstate

[frosty drum]

https://discord.com/channels/522561390330904585/1404355476229193749
Join frfr

@sullen pawn @frank latch @brittle gust

[novel jay]

,roll 20 Petoldia destroys the Kihan in round 2

[haughty inlet]

petergriffin9675

:game_die: You rolled 6

[frosty drum]

@novel jay

[novel jay]

1815 today

[frosty drum]

Ik still

[frosty drum]

E

[frank latch]

~bt you are French

[hardy saffron]

@frank latch: Is "Du?" the "Dan" in French?

[kind tree]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

violet_light21

:game_die: You rolled 6

[kind tree]

Awww

Wait does rolling other dies work

,roll 6

[haughty inlet]

violet_light21

:game_die: You rolled 4

[kind tree]

Oh

It's does

,roll 100

[haughty inlet]

violet_light21

:game_die: You rolled 69

[kind tree]

...

I'm leaving

[queen hemlock]

Nice

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

pit_v1per

:game_die: You rolled 13

[kind tree]

,roll 3

[haughty inlet]

violet_light21

:game_die: You rolled 1

[vagrant ginkgo]

@hollow garden should i host another map war one day

[frosty drum]

@vagrant ginkgo yes 100%
Im making a mw infact

[mental marsh]

Hell yeah brother

Thats 9 people

[near breach]

https://tenor.com/view/albania-gif-15772705698764907763

[mental marsh]

Yo are you actually Albanian

[near breach]

im albanian where it matters

[mental marsh]

In the heart fr

[mental marsh]

I was trying to form a Albanian chat

Sadly got denied

I need 20 people

Which is bs

[near breach]

💔

[mental marsh]

56 upvotes

#🛠server-suggestions message

[near breach]

it will come 🤞

[mental marsh]

One day

[mental marsh]

@rocky barn

My jello friend

Could you make a thread

Titled

🇦🇱 Totally not a Albanian thread

[frosty drum]

@near breach https://discord.com/channels/522561390330904585/1404355476229193749
Join frfr

[near breach]

its been a while

[frosty drum]

Join frfr
Check pins
Session on weekend someday

[brittle gust]

You never host

I'm still waiting for star wars mw

[mental marsh]

@small cove

Can I have a thread here

[small cove]

omg

[mental marsh]

Please

[mental marsh]

Failed?

[small cove]

Let me check with the admins

[mental marsh]

Ok

Toast i swear to God 🙏

[hardy edge]

no

and im gonna ask that you cease with this now

its becoming increasingly frustrating

[brittle gust]

What do you want a thread for even

[hardy edge]

@mental marsh

[brittle gust]

When #1154279292054798386 exists

[mental marsh]

It wasnt even general

Toast you good?

[brittle gust]

My guy there's a line between determination & persistence and annoyance & persistence

[hardy edge]

I do not care, stop asking about this or repercussions will occur. Behavior like this severely hurts your chances at getting what you seek for, and will be remembered this type of behavior if you do ever apply for mod again.

[mental marsh]

Ok

[hardy edge]

Thank you.

[mental marsh]

Cant I use #1218271704476942407

[mental marsh]

Idk man its just its been hard

I just cant give up

[mental marsh]

I got all 3

[brittle gust]

Insane

[brittle gust]

Lmfao

[mental marsh]

Yo

Yk

[brittle gust]

I respect the grind but

[mental marsh]

Maybe toast shouldt answer that

[mental marsh]

Toast has been the dude receiving the shit

[brittle gust]

He's being really nice to you
If it were me you'd have gotten a shut the fuck up

[brittle gust]

Fr

[rose cape]

@hardy edge btw can you make #✈international-chat a thread

[mental marsh]

No

[rose cape]

it doesn’t need to exist

[hardy edge]

sure!

wait

[mental marsh]

Its actually needed

[brittle gust]

Holy shit amazting to the save

[rose cape]

amazthing

[hardy edge]

Let me bring it up and see where it goes, it's currently not really serving a purpose

I think some of the other language chats just got archived though

[brittle gust]

You can give a thread to each of the archived chats

[hardy edge]

Ya know what...

[mental marsh]

But

When i

[small cove]

Finally 🙏

[rose cape]

nruv said yall were keeping the roles for a reason when i suggested to remove them from channels and roles

[brittle gust]

Amaz has godly suggestions let him back in suggestions

[mental marsh]

Too good ngl

[small cove]

I think to see how well the change goes

[hardy edge]

What if we transform #✈international-chat into a forum....? And just have threads for languages that have a very small following (aka albanian chat)

[small cove]

And if those chats do need to stay or not

[hardy edge]

[brittle gust]

Yuh

[mental marsh]

But

[small cove]

This would be…good

[mental marsh]

But

[brittle gust]

Forum posts are more accessible

If they get active they can get chats

[mental marsh]

Actually nvm do that

[brittle gust]

It'll be a good testing ground to see activity levels

[mental marsh]

Then chats get promoted?

[rose cape]

notice how when i made a suggestion it got downvoted and jupe said no one supported it but rn no one is protesting it 🤫

[hardy edge]

lemme protest it real quick

[brittle gust]

It depends on the suggestion

[rose cape]

this is proof democracy is wrong

[brittle gust]

Sometimes you say something really bad

Sometimes you say something with that 150 iq of yours

[rose cape]

i made a suggestion to remove dead language chats and they did that

but not before rejecting my suggestion

[small cove]

I think they changed their mind

[brittle gust]

Become a mod amaz

They need you

[mental marsh]

They need me

[rose cape]

they know they are going against the will of the peoples

[rose cape]

i got a j*b so i cant

[small cove]

What

😭

[rose cape]

anyway lunch break is over soon

[brittle gust]

Ah okay

[rose cape]

my suggestion got mass downvoted

[brittle gust]

When am I getting admin in game room server smh

Anyways, bye

[mental marsh]

Bye

[hardy edge]

Nvm

[brittle gust]

😔

[small cove]

They said no?

International chat is immortal for no reason

Like they refuse to let it die

[mental marsh]

WHAT

[hardy edge]

Would be a good topic for the bridge

[hardy edge]

https://tenor.com/view/this-server-is-powered-by-this-washing-machine-gif-13158929986696431074

[small cove]

True

[mental marsh]

I cant find a gif of the old man saying

WHAT

AHH HELL NAH

https://tenor.com/view/oh-hell-nah-no-no-thank-you-gif-5556407309512400852

Found iy

[mental marsh]

Your just trolling me now 💔

Im going to harass you

[small cove]

Me knowing full well my sleep schedule is detrimental to my health yet I still refuse to sleep earlier

[brittle gust]

We need to do this to admin auditorium btw

[hardy edge]

imma do it to your bathroom

😂

[brittle gust]

:d

[mental marsh]

https://discord.com/channels/522561390330904585/1405221677591298140

Cant close this one!

[wraith quarry]

if yall ever play on my MC world again

do not go into the mines

you WILL get lost

[quick idol]

where do yall get ores from

[wraith quarry]

oh no i go mining

and i've gone mining so much that

you will get lost in them

[prime compass]

what is chatgpt on!! @hollow garden

[frank latch]

Bergia 🫡

[prime compass]

You dirty blud

You probably want your own country

[hollow garden]

We need to stop the clankah

[hollow garden]

We only want autonomy sir

[prime compass]

The left one is halfway decent

[prime compass]

Shut up blud

You're worse than the wirebacks

@hardy saffron you..

[frosty drum]

@hollow garden @prime compass HOLY
Rare politician W

[hollow garden]

What happened

[prime compass]

Hi

[prime compass]

He meant Anton raynes choice to destroy bluds

[prime compass]

This is good

[hollow garden]

Valid

[frank latch]

I do

[prime compass]

the SSP will kill

[frank latch]

Sordland is corrupt

the Sords no longer represent the will of the people
they will fall
and die like dogs

Our glorious revolution will bring great prosperity across all territories!

[frosty drum]

@frank latch

Democrat W

[frank latch]

will never pass

[frosty drum]

Dont be so sure

[gilded harbor]

More likely it gets tacked onto a Internet censorship and tracking bill like what the UK is doing

[frosty drum]

Its SPECIFICALLY roblox

Also Qatar just BANNED roblox

@gilded harbor

[gilded harbor]

Yeah and it won't just be roblox

It's not even a bill it's a petition

According to that image it hasn't even gotten into a comitte hearing

[frosty drum]

It was only 5 hours ago btw

[gilded harbor]

Then wait 5 days to see if anything comes of it

[hollow garden]

you will be kidnapped

To play America mw

[prime compass]

@alpine raft I got the title in online career nek we will reign supreme

yeah if it weren't for my internet killing itself

[alpine raft]

what

oh

noice

[prime compass]

I lost it

Because my internet killed itself AS I was loading into a fight

[alpine raft]

oh

whats your division

[prime compass]

Uh

Lightweight

[alpine raft]

no

[prime compass]

I had to face a guy in a samurai helmet right after

[alpine raft]

like ranking

[prime compass]

Oh

I finished the placement matches they put me in..

Division 13

[alpine raft]

oh noice

[prime compass]

Never playing online again ✌️

[alpine raft]

thats a mid division

thats the one im around

[prime compass]

Well its good until you realize its filled with spammers

And people doing flashy moves

[sullen pawn]

My favorite type of person is the humble steroid guy

“Oh nah man I would never look this good if I was t on gear”
dawg you still workout 6 times a week 😭

[frosty drum]

By Halo btw

[alpine raft]

game room is so fucking dead

[spice axle]

True

[brittle gust]

Yup

[wraith quarry]

yes

[brittle gust]

Yuh yuh

[wraith quarry]

Attack the D point

[visual shard]

dead chat ex dee

[uneven fiber]

Can anyone say that in worlbox 0.50 plus version mobile how to form a new village of same kingdom

[wraith quarry]

ion think u can

play

[prime compass]

@wraith quarry kill everyon

[mental marsh]

Dam

[wraith quarry]

you will now be raiding banamian ports

[mental marsh]

Such a big map

Yet

Like 6 guys

[prime compass]

man

[wraith quarry]

its very small actually

[prime compass]

Wow

[wraith quarry]

not even on the same level

@prime compass you have gathered quite a good amount resources from this raid

lots of food and valuables

also captured a lot of women

[prime compass]

pirates...evil

[prime compass]

We will use these ressources to build a uhm little pirate town

Okay uhm

[wraith quarry]

so ill just have you invest it into your port city

[prime compass]

Yes okay

Where are we..mister fish

[wraith quarry]

the cyan nation

[prime compass]

wow!

[prime compass]

Hold them ransom

But don't harm them

No..evil

[brittle gust]

Uhh name will be

,roll Noltia, Drodaria, Qwasistan

[haughty inlet]

.qwas.

:game_die: Drodaria

[wraith quarry]

drodaria my beloved

[brittle gust]

[brittle gust]

Make it the same drodarian purple

Or was that a violet

I forgor

[brittle gust]

,roll 20 expand expand expand

[haughty inlet]

.qwas.

:game_die: You rolled 18

[wraith quarry]

you have expanded at a very unsustainable rate

[brittle gust]

Nice

[mental marsh]

Can I join

Im free rn

Not later tho

[brittle gust]

Sell the land to the corpos

I'm going to become a corpratocracy

[mental marsh]

Got a wedding to attend

[wraith quarry]

shore

[wraith quarry]

btw technology is napoleonic

might advance to 1870s

[mental marsh]

Alr

[mental marsh]

Can I be a piracy

[wraith quarry]

there's already a lot of pirates but okay

[brittle gust]

Mm yes you told me

[brittle gust]

Can I make deals with said pirates

[wraith quarry]

you are not in contact with any

yet

[brittle gust]

I will offer them ports

[brittle gust]

Set sail to the 10 seas

[mental marsh]

I gotta be smth

[wraith quarry]

you discover these two nations
they're not pirates
they're actually kinda losers

[brittle gust]

@wraith quarry

I will be a plutocracy

Alright, I'll start building up port, harbour and shipyard infrastructure

[brittle gust]

Crazy

Do I have better guns

[wraith quarry]

no

[brittle gust]

I see

@wraith quarry

I shall establish artisan workshops in the great country of Drodaria(glassworks yada yada)

These artisan goods will be sold off to the two nations

The money will be used to make/purchase better guns

Keep that pirate search going

[wraith quarry]

@brittle gust your people are struggling to establish a presence in the outer areas, more infrastructure needed ⚠️

[visual shard]

fish mw

fascinating

wait

[wraith quarry]

your vessels go south and find a really shallow sea with calm waters and warm weather

[visual shard]

this isn't fish mw!

scam

[wraith quarry]

in the north, they find cooler conditions, and rougher seas

but no pirates

[brittle gust]

@wraith quarry

Go establish a (temporary) timber colony in any place I found good timber in during the travels

Bring the timber back to Drodaria and use em up to improve infrastructure

Don't forget to make road connections too!

Oh yeah, take advantage of that river on my western side to build farms and windmills

[brittle gust]

😔

[wraith quarry]

yes

a small and beautiful lumber colony

[brittle gust]

Yay 🎉

@wraith quarry keep the search going for pirates....

[vital latch]

I join as another small timber colony and try to outtimber this timber colony

[brittle gust]

Youre

Welcome

Please gimme timber

[wraith quarry]

uhh okay

[brittle gust]

@vital latch timber, yes?

[vital latch]

Timber timber!

🪵

[brittle gust]

Hell yeah!

https://tenor.com/view/rut-daniels-timber-catchin-deers-falling-fall-down-gif-17942996

Yknow what

My national animal is gonna be a Beaver

Put the beaver on my flag too

[wraith quarry]

this part of the map is gonna be very crowded by the time militaries get off the ground

[vital latch]

I shall make mine the porcupine

[vital latch]

no timber is friendly rivalry!

we will not murder eachother, only timber

[wraith quarry]

other people aren't there for timber

[frank latch]

guh

session!?

I wasn't notified

evil

[vital latch]

declare the non timbers nobtimberus

[brittle gust]

@vital latch
Okay I gtg for a quick sec

So if I find any pirates, with their help I will convert my "timber colony" into a pirate hideout

Anyways, keep using that timber for improving the infrastructure

Peak plutocracy gameplay

[vital latch]

@wraith quarry think qwas means you sir fish

[wraith quarry]

yes

[brittle gust]

Yes I meant sir fish

Apologies sir potat

[vital latch]

@wraith quarry I declare a great call of timber as I use the timber to build more houses to house more people to get more timber

I would edit a funny image saying "Call of Timber" instead of "Call of Duty" but I cannot rn

[wraith quarry]

@frank latch The commander of the eastern corps, blurdich, has taken it upon himself, and his own glory to incur into the anquean lands.

[wraith quarry]

who up timbering

shiver me timbers