🎲game-room

[novel jay]

Right now

That’s in Australia

[mental marsh]

what

the main part of the country is in aussie land?

[novel jay]

Oh, I’m blind

You don’t border the one in Zealandia

[idle slate]

Oh right noted. Hmmm well in that case could we start a Centralised banking system? to try help us get out of debt

with that I also want to send an invitiation to other North German states tat border me for a better economic relation and more freedom of movement

My internet died gng sorr

[spring bison]

@novel jay whos shitain

[novel jay]

@alpine raft

[spring bison]

crazy

[novel jay]

I think you have already done this

[hollow garden]

@novel jay we will establish the ministry of internal development
To organise agricultural development population statistics and land audits
We will train officials in the new Saint Petersburg academy

[alpine raft]

Hello

[hollow garden]

hi nek

[alpine raft]

Sup

[balmy epoch]

nekcrop you’re British right

[alpine raft]

I'm portuguese

But i play britain here

[balmy epoch]

no in the mw

yea

if I joined as Portugal do you wanna do the ancient alliance

[hollow garden]

Insane

[balmy epoch]

idk if i wanna join as a Portugal or Spain

[spring bison]

when can we colonize anatolia

[alpine raft]

Sure

[alpine raft]

Anatólia is not worth colonizing

[balmy epoch]

@novel jay give me Portugal

[spring bison]

it is

[idle slate]

Good point though I would like to start subordinating foreign or independent banks to our centralised system. I want a Bank that can help store Prussia's finances and gather and spend taxes immediately

[alpine raft]

Give me one reedeming quality for anatolia

[marsh lance]

Shiit

Can i get back to this later i at dinner

[novel jay]

The main problem is that the government is completely ass-backwards, essentially medieval

[novel jay]

Yeah

[spring bison]

killing turks:

[alpine raft]

Someone ping me in 30 seconds

[hollow garden]

Oh well this makes our job harder but we can do it

[alpine raft]

Useless animals

[frank latch]

@alpine raft

[alpine raft]

Late

As always

[frank latch]

nope

[frank latch]

wdym as always

[spring bison]

@novel jay continue egypt's modernization program and procure funding to put on industrialization. then procure strenghtening connections and support among the system to increase support for modernization groups

[novel jay]

The royal family does own significant parts of urban banks

[mental marsh]

GUYS

I NEED YOUR HELP

[alpine raft]

Everyone likes your brother more

[mental marsh]

wait bow is here

klex

klez

[frank latch]

wasn't the question

[idle slate]

Good I want to centralise them and make them subordinate under the Monarchs bank officially.

With that being said I want you to continue the decreasing flow of trade to Holstein

[frosty drum]

@novel jay I was asleep
Im here now though

[alpine raft]

@novel jay ping me if I gotta get involved in anything

[novel jay]

The real problem is Egypt is sorta a clusterfuck at the moment. It’s been about 5 years since independence, and there are very little skilled administrators who did not go back to the ottomans

[alpine raft]

Wait wasnt napoleon back?

[frosty drum]

@novel jay anyways how's Sweden

[novel jay]

Oh right

[alpine raft]

Greatest host that's ever lived

[hollow garden]

@novel jay
We will begin a gradual dismantling of feudal governance
Any official must pass a civil skill tests even if they are noble
We will abolish some noble estates and control in central rusland and replace it with appointed imperial commissioners
In exchange we will offer land and incentives to nobles in eastern areas alongside some position gurantees in future ministerial offices based on Napoleon's and Prussia's

[novel jay]

It is to note that Holstein, containing most of the German-speaking ports on the North Sea, is the main way trade can flow out from the Rhineland

[novel jay]

Florida gave me dementia

[alpine raft]

Anyways

[alpine raft]

You know the drill

Boats in the channel

Armies mobilized and europe warned

[idle slate]

Can't we improve inland trade?

[prime compass]

NOOOOOO HOW WILL I HOST MY PARTIES WHILE MY WORKERS STARVE

[hollow garden]

He he he

[spring bison]

well begin training them and increase experience through practise and porsue foreign knowledge if possible

[prime compass]

The nobles will coup you

[hollow garden]

no I'm giving them very good deals

[novel jay]

@unreal wagon @blumiholls You might want to be worried

[prime compass]

Where did the kittens go kleznam

[alpine raft]

Blumi got banned

[hollow garden]

nom nom

[hollow garden]

Banan too

[prime compass]

This is not the time kleznamish

[prime compass]

Also froh

And gsb

GSP?

[alpine raft]

Everyone getting banned dawg

[alpine raft]

GSP?

[frosty drum]

I WONT GET BANNED

[alpine raft]

GEORGE SAINT PIERRE

[prime compass]

GSP!?

https://tenor.com/view/gsp-not-impressed-performance-georges-st-pierre-gif-11742508249907042323

[alpine raft]

ONE OF THE GREATEST FIGHTERS EVER

[prime compass]

im very happy that you won your fight matt but im not impressed by your performance

[idle slate]

Nvm @novel jay re-open trade wiht but I wanna increase baltic sea trade for sure so our pots and trade are atleast somewhat independant

[hollow garden]

@novel jay we will fund some basic schools in our population centre to teach literacy in cyrillic and basic numeracy
We will also set up training vocation centres where peasants can work seasonal jobs to dig canals and build roads in exchange for a small pay

[prime compass]

@hollow garden
Quote of the day

[frosty drum]

@novel jay SWEDEN
We shall continue Industrializing the core territory
As well as making farms in the colonies.
This will be our focus

[hollow garden]

I'm telling you what happened Mr beleminish

[prime compass]

Without fear there is no courage namish

[hollow garden]

He who does not have balls is a ca

[prime compass]

Okay banned

[prime compass]

Say

[novel jay]

Currently, in a system left over from the Hansiatic League, you have significant ties to merchants in the Baltic and Sweden

[prime compass]

Stupid blud

[frosty drum]

@idle slate hoi
Im Sweden 🇸🇪

Who are you

[idle slate]

Germany

[frank latch]

I would suggest taking some power away from the nobility

[hollow garden]

Petah are you seeing my actions

[idle slate]

Prussia

Lets increase baltic sea trade

[hollow garden]

Bowa can I appoint you as my vizier?

[frosty drum]

@idle slate alliance fr

[hollow garden]

You have very knowledgeable insights indeed

[idle slate]

Good I would ike to invest in that

[frank latch]

@novel jay can?

[frank latch]

as long as it's good with Petah

[idle slate]

Lets maybe start off with a NAP and some trading rights

[frosty drum]

Ok
@novel jay

[frank latch]

and just to be clear
I'll only be a consultant to you
I won't make actions

[hollow garden]

well make actions we have a lot of work to do

[prime compass]

can I also

[hollow garden]

Russia must progress

[prime compass]

And progress demands sacrifice.

[hollow garden]

You will be leader of our army and foreign policy

[prime compass]

@hollow garden
You need to implement radical reforms

[prime compass]

NOOOOOO

Oh

[hollow garden]

why

[prime compass]

I can military junta

[hollow garden]

Sent to the gulag of Siberia

[prime compass]

@hollow garden hey buddy give up the crown

[prime compass]

No?

[pine copper]

W

[prime compass]

Anyway

[pine copper]

Major W

[prime compass]

Military of russia...

[novel jay]

The main issue with this is that the Russian Nobility are deathly afraid of anything similar to a Napoleonic system; you already displeased them by letting Poland go during the Congress; this is by far the most conservative and reactionary the noble class has been for a long time

[prime compass]

We need to remove their power

[frank latch]

Hmm
maybe don't remove their power just yet

[mental marsh]

hmm

[frank latch]

We should focus on expanding our industries and paying off the debt to Prussia

[hollow garden]

Well if I got poland back would they agree to the Novogrod edict?

[frank latch]

take advantage of the resources we have

such as Siberia

we should seize Siberia and take control of the resources there

[hollow garden]

the issue is that we don't have enough buecracy to set up a powerful industry

[hollow garden]

True

[prime compass]

Bureaucracy

[novel jay]

It won’t be official, but you guys can do what you like

[prime compass]

Klez you need to english

[hollow garden]

I'm a master at the English language

[frank latch]

I won't submit actions

just a consultant to Klez

[novel jay]

Poland was agreed to be neutral by you, Austria, and Prussi

[prime compass]

You need to get the military on your side namish

[frank latch]

I bet 50% of english speakers can't spell bureaucracy

[prime compass]

True

[hollow garden]

@prime compass @frank latch okay question my close advisors
Foreign wise

[prime compass]

burecraky

[hollow garden]

Do we go after Poland

[novel jay]

That’s fair

[frank latch]

No

that will only anger Prussia and Austria

[prime compass]

No
We need to strengthen our position

[frank latch]

and we can't afford to go to war with them

[prime compass]

And..get rid of the nobility

[frank latch]

not yet

[prime compass]

You are a spy

[mental marsh]

KLEZ

[novel jay]

I will remember it

[prime compass]

@hollow garden we need to improve our military

[mental marsh]

KLEZ

[spring bison]

@novel jay

[frank latch]

all in due time

but

[hollow garden]

@idle slate would you be very bothered if poland vanished between us

[prime compass]

You.

[frank latch]

we need more resources and industry

[hollow garden]

Fair enough

We will delay this for now

[prime compass]

The Serfs...

[hollow garden]

hi Pablo

[frosty drum]

#🎲game-room message
And

[prime compass]

Hey guys let's build railways

[hollow garden]

@novel jay set up more mines in Siberia and planations to get money

[mental marsh]

TRUE

[hollow garden]

true

Wait so what should our next actions be

[prime compass]

yeah

[frank latch]

@hollow garden we could convince the nobility to seek Siberia (new lands and resources)
have them harvest the resources for us

but
they would have some control over it

[prime compass]

Set foundation for railway across Russia for better transport
Nobles...

[novel jay]

A bureaucratic class takes years to establish; the other option is import foreign overseers, which is exactly what the state fought against

[prime compass]

We will ask nobles to invest

[novel jay]

@balmy epoch Think you picked something out?

[balmy epoch]

Portugal

[frank latch]

yes

[prime compass]

I hate nobles

[hollow garden]

Yes we try this first then go with Sir belemin's railway plan

So that we have enough money

[frank latch]

otay

[novel jay]

To note, railways are essentially nonexistent outside of Britain and select areas of Prussia at the current moment

[prime compass]

we need to steal

[frank latch]

cooked

[hollow garden]

We will be an early adopter!

[frank latch]

no

[prime compass]

Yes

[frank latch]

you think way too impulsively

we should befriend Britain

and then steal their technology

[hollow garden]

@novel jay we will show the nobles how lucrative Siberia is and it's resources are and encourage them to exploit those resources for the crown and they would indeed have a decent amount of power over these estates

[prime compass]

You think too bowistan

You poopy

[hollow garden]

@prime compass @frank latch do we eat circassia

[spring bison]

better now than never

[hollow garden]

or is economy more important

[idle slate]

Oh right so we established poland as a buffer unless you want to speak mroe about it in DMs

[prime compass]

No

Stupid

[frank latch]

economy is more important

[idle slate]

@alpine raft dms too btw

[spring bison]

russia took years to do that

[prime compass]

Your imperialist nature is showing

[spring bison]

you arent doing that in one action

[hollow garden]

You are a blud

[alpine raft]

Oh okay

[spring bison]

yeah okay kurd

[prime compass]

You must be optimistic

[hollow garden]

I'm just mimicking what the tsars did 💔

But fair enough

[prime compass]

WHO would mimick the tsars

[hollow garden]

True

You make a good point

[prime compass]

We need to make our own path

[alpine raft]

KLEZ

[novel jay]

The nobles mainly have generational lands in the Western sector; all they see Siberia as is small forts and timber

[hollow garden]

@prime compass will you write the amazing railways bill

Or do I

[alpine raft]

@hollow garden dms

[hollow garden]

Mr Tamur you have much experience in writing bills

[hollow garden]

okay

[prime compass]

Well what do you want

In it

Give me 3-4 sections

[frank latch]

@hollow garden You should seize control of trade for mother Russia
basically
officially sanction all trade from Russia to foreign powers

it must go through you
you have control of the trade

[prime compass]

The nobels..

[hollow garden]

Tell them how much furs, gold and coal we can get from Siberia

show them impressive presentations showcasing how rich they would get

[frank latch]

I suggest funding a couple of ventures in order to show how lucrative the area could be

[hollow garden]

Wouldn't this kill our merchant and thus middle class

[frank latch]

it's Russia
we don't really have that...

[novel jay]

There is no merchant or middle class except for the Baltic

It’s almost literally just 99.9% surfs and 0.1% nobles

[frosty drum]

@frank latch @hollow garden what nations are you

[frank latch]

consult to Russia

[frosty drum]

Are you russia?

[frank latch]

bro

[prime compass]

middle class?? In MY russian empire?

What are you talking about

[frank latch]

I am consultant to Klez

[hollow garden]

Oh

We will go with bowa's proposal then

[frosty drum]

@prime compass what nation

[prime compass]

I am consultant

[hollow garden]

The crown is the intermediate of all trade between Russia and the exterior world

[spring bison]

what year is it again

[frank latch]

however
there should be a free hand in this

[hollow garden]

You have creative power Mr tamur

[spring bison]

what year

[frank latch]

cus
if we restrict it too much

[prime compass]

What do you want in the bill

Yiu

[frank latch]

black markets will open

[hollow garden]

I lean to making a ministry of trade or an imperial office of trade

[prime compass]

You can't give me the name only

[frosty drum]

@hollow garden what nation are you
Russia?

[prime compass]

I need material!

[frank latch]

I agree!

[hollow garden]

That has relaxed trade policies somewhat

[hollow garden]

yessing

[frank latch]

yes

[prime compass]

reply pls

[hollow garden]

I guess a moderate introduction of rail to our core territory

[frosty drum]

What about BOW and Belemin

[spring bison]

there is a middle class in russia btw

[hollow garden]

Bow is the vizier of Russia
Belemin is the high general

[frank latch]

there really wasn't

[spring bison]

to a degree there was

[novel jay]

Denmark and Hannover are the first to input tariffs

[frank latch]

"to a degree"

[novel jay]

This is 1816

[spring bison]

yes ik

[hollow garden]

Bluds think they are Donald Trump

[spring bison]

Im talking about that

[novel jay]

Oh right, it’s about to be spring

[frank latch]

why are Denmark and Hannover tariffing us

[hollow garden]

@novel jay
Form the Eastern fur trading company and making ventures in Siberia to show how rich in furs it is
As well as build a couple of gold and coal mines

[hollow garden]

No idea

[hollow garden]

Does anyone want to buy stocks in the company?

[spring bison]

abit too much gng

[hollow garden]

@prime compass you will buy 1000 stocks Bludish

[spring bison]

its going bankrupt

[prime compass]

No

[spring bison]

by 1917

[hollow garden]

YOU are going bankrupt

[spring bison]

no

the egyptian will rise

you will be deported

[prime compass]

Can I have more information namish

Labubus.

maybe

[hollow garden]

I'm thinking about making an initial line in Saint Petersburg modelled after the British one to show the nobles the promise of the technology to get more productivity from their peasents and quick travel
And try an initial line between Moscow and Tula an iron production city

But that's all for now

[novel jay]

@hollow garden @frosty drum @idle slate @alpine raft @shadow ravine Well, it’s now spring; mid April. It’s still snowing, people have planted crops, stores over the winter and spring for most peasants aren’t supposed to last much longer, as the first crops, like winter wheat, were supposed to come up by now. The sun, even at noon, has a distinct orange-red glow.

[hollow garden]

Railway is a very expensive tech

[hollow garden]

@prime compass @frank latch thoughts?

[prime compass]

maybe

Isk

Idk

[hollow garden]

oh

[frank latch]

@hollow garden I'm unsure if this is already in place or not
but

You should force land owners (farms) to set aside a certain quantity of their harvest or capital (profit gained from harvets) dedicated to feeding serfs and workers

[hollow garden]

Drought in the big 15

[alpine raft]

Dms

[idle slate]

What does this mean....

[novel jay]

It’s 17, and it’s definitely not a drought. It is indistinguishable from January

[frank latch]

the
"Full Bowls Act" if you will

[frank latch]

although
a warning

it will hurt exports

[frosty drum]

Cool

[hollow garden]

we will stockpile grains

Buy from China and southern markets

[novel jay]

There simply are no grains to stockpile

Wheat should already be being harvested

[hollow garden]

well is there a place we can cheaply import from?

[hollow garden]

Seems reasonable to me

[idle slate]

I suppose we can import from more southern hemisphere countries

[prime compass]

they banned acnaq

[idle slate]

tho cheap isn't likely

[novel jay]

https://tenor.com/view/blizzard-snow-forest-dark-forest-dark-snowing-forest-gif-26760300

[idle slate]

Its joever

[novel jay]

For Russia, importing most things isn’t cheap. Russia has basically no warm-water ports; barely any ships can go in

The main drive of Russian expansion has been a warm-water port

[spring bison]

tf

[idle slate]

I would like to start confiscating stocks to the state and begin light rationing for food, I too would like to use the Baltic trade routes to do begin imports as well, I would like to try get alot of indriect trade wiht Britain (For India mainly Bengal) and the Ottomans primarily

[spring bison]

no way

worldbox is cooked

[prime compass]

acnaq ban appeal

[novel jay]

For Prussia, the situation isn’t as bad, but importing from America ( @void axle ) is going to be expensive

[spring bison]

@hollow garden youre next btw

the kleznam ban is near

[idle slate]

Do we have to import from America......

[novel jay]

Although, Egyptian grain is currently in season

[idle slate]

Can't we maaaaaayyybeee Trade wiht the Middle easteners and British?

Bengal is really fertile and I think the Brits have it

[frank latch]

We have Crimea

[novel jay]

The Mediterranean isn’t a horrible option

[novel jay]

India is starving

[idle slate]

Any imports from America would have to be emergency

[rose cape]

i will enact 1000 fascist policies in order to banish lebron to the shadow realm

[idle slate]

Then I suppose the Mediterranean. Curious what about sections of Central Africa? Ik alot of Africa is rather fertile especially West Africa can't we trade directly n the ports there alongside the Mediterranean east?

Btw why was banan, aqnaq and Blumi banned?

[novel jay]

Banan is gone?

[frank latch]

Mastef

[novel jay]

Well, shit

[idle slate]

I heard banan was gone

yep shit

[novel jay]

#🛡public-moderation-logs message
WE LOST 5 PEOPLE IN THE MAPWAR

HOLY SHIT

Wait, only 4

Still not good

[novel jay]

The kingdoms of Congo and Dahomey hold a monopoly over west African goods

[frosty drum]

Somebody needs to make an order 66 edit frfr

[frank latch]

real

Is session over?

@hollow garden where'd you go?

[gilded harbor]

Acnaq from mod to lost it

[idle slate]

I suppose we could simply if need be trade with them a little. I would like to maybe establish some trade with the Kongolese in food and of course gold in return for European goods mainly

[novel jay]

Actually, where is he?

[frank latch]

no idea

probably in dms, a gc or the satellite server Qevie invited me to talking about the current Mastef drama

[arctic summit]

What is this

[pine copper]

5 now

[rose cape]

chad was assassinated by the deep state

these are his final words

[prime compass]

This is true

[novel jay]

@rose cape Good news, you actually have a growing season

[rose cape]

sorry im not in a mw mood rn 😔

• i have to wake up early for my conscription in sudan (@balmy epoch convinced me)

[novel jay]

More?

[novel jay]

Give me the deets in dms

[frank latch]

I don't have any

[novel jay]

Give me the place with the deets in dms

[novel jay]

That means we have no Austria

And now no France

[frank latch]

all of my information was given to me by Qevie

[novel jay]

Or a Greece

[frank latch]

in dms

[novel jay]

Take me to him

[gilded harbor]

I think the depe state needs to unban nug now

[idle slate]

Its over

[gilded harbor]

To bring balance to the force

[idle slate]

joever even

[balmy epoch]

TRUE

[idle slate]

No Austro-Germania

[frank latch]

just that
Blumi was banned
cus they were arguing with Mastef

and then Bananam and Froh were banned
for the same reason

and then Acnaq was banned for... tomfoolery (Idk)

and uhh...
Gas was banned for warn limit (said something racist or idk)

dat all I know

[gilded harbor]

Lowk how stupid do you have to be to argue with mastef 😭

[novel jay]

Take me to qevie

[balmy epoch]

acnaq was trying to get himself banned I think and started an argument with xiphos

[novel jay]

What were they even arguing about

[frank latch]

tomfoolery

[balmy epoch]

xiphos told him to leave if he didn’t want to be here

[frank latch]

Israel Palestine discussion with Detective as I've been told

but

I haven't found any of it

so
I don't know if it's true

[frank latch]

why was Detective unbanned

[novel jay]

I feel like that’s not a bannable offense

[balmy epoch]

it was in the guild mostly

[frank latch]

Qevie told me it was in gen chat

so

[balmy epoch]

ah

[frank latch]

they lied

[balmy epoch]

it started as that but evolved into a larger argument

[frank latch]

yea

Like I said
I don't have all the details

[frosty drum]

More members to add to the cemetery

[novel jay]

@alpine raft The anti-slavery movement has grown to an immense size; they don’t just want a cease of slavery to be in effect for Britain, but they want to project power to enforce it onto non-willing nations, like France, Spain, Sweden (Swedish Guyana and Gold Coast mainly), Portugal ( @balmy epoch ), and multiple others

Multiple seats in the House of Commons are now occupied by radicals

[alpine raft]

Il ban slavery if they don't force me to do diplomactic pressure

[novel jay]

It’s becoming more and more an extreme movement

They know Britain has power to project

[alpine raft]

Il do that next session

[novel jay]

They are on a different continent

The march to Paris has begun; Lyon has fallen

https://tenor.com/view/napoleon-gif-25604421

[west path]

hi char

[alpine raft]

Your idol got banned

[west path]

Do you think i dont know

[alpine raft]

I don't know why tho

[novel jay]

@frank latch @hollow garden Reports of mass famine, now starting to reach into the threshold of a million, are occurring

[west path]

i already set up a satellite composing my entire friend group

my entire extended friend group)

(deep gc + game room)

[gilded harbor]

Insane work

[novel jay]

@alpine raft It’s mid July and the first plants are emerging. There is still frost; there is still hunger. People eat the rotten wheat stalks from the previous year out of the ground across the north

[alpine raft]

Send food up there

Feed them

[gilded harbor]

One person mapwar 💔

[novel jay]

@marsh lance Almost as if it’s a miracle, half the Spanish garrison has marched north to set sail for Spain. There is insurrection.

[novel jay]

This happens all the time

[novel jay]

there is no food.

[frosty drum]

E

Im still here

[alpine raft]

Anywhere

In the whole british empire

[novel jay]

On the island

[spring bison]

whats this

[alpine raft]

On the entire british isle

[west path]

how is this insane work

[alpine raft]

There is no food?

[west path]

i lost my entire safe space to talk in wb

is this not reasonable to set up after losing that

👽

[novel jay]

The colonies are fine, but it will cost a ton

[alpine raft]

Ok buddy

[novel jay]

It’s called the Year Without a Summer for a reason

[alpine raft]

How is there still frost in july

[alpine raft]

And there are 0 food reserves

[novel jay]

There is literally no summer

[idle slate]

@alpine raft If you help me in Denmark both of us can trade more dircetly Rhineland good will assist you but not just that I got a plan to gather African exports (mainly food) from the Kongo

[spring bison]

talking about anything here gets you banned

[novel jay]

People usually save food over winter and into spring. Nobody has expected this; that has how it’s been for centuries

[alpine raft]

Import some food from colonies

[marsh lance]

Ok i back

Did the avalanche not work

[frosty drum]

@marsh lance what nation are you

[alpine raft]

Just enough for survival

[marsh lance]

Peru revolutionaries

[frosty drum]

Guatamala?

[marsh lance]

Peru?

[spring bison]

peter griffin is anti-lebron

[novel jay]

No

They moved the camp

[marsh lance]

Shiit

Okay, so

I do have a bit of a plan

[novel jay]

But, it’s half strength now

[vital latch]

Thank you for forwarding this to me Dino, it means a lot

Will miss Chad, but real life called for bro: hopefully everything goes well for him

[spring bison]

crazy

[wraith quarry]

i shot him in the alley behind a fast food place

[frank latch]

how and why?

[marsh lance]

In the nighttime, send out a platoon of soldiers to KIDNAP some spaniard stragglers to steal guns from them and hold them hostage, raid their weapon stores if any, and create a large diversion attack by throwing things over the walls at their camp while out platoon moves in

[spring bison]

@novel jay update

[novel jay]

You haven’t sent in anything else for me to update

[visual shard]

chat is peter mw worth

[novel jay]

The Spaniards go running into the hills; unlucky for them, you still have people up there. It takes a significant portion of the militia to overwhelm them; though they are now defeated, the depletion of the garrison was noticed by the commanding officer; multiple of the southern barricades have been broken through

[novel jay]

It’s alt 1815

[visual shard]

napoleonic?

wait let me just check in gameroom server

[novel jay]

Post-Napoleon (supposed to be, he’s still in France because nobody dealt with him being on Corsica

[frank latch]

anyone want to watch me lose at 700 elo chess?

[marsh lance]

We will have to face their full might soon, send another delegate to negotiate with the nearby tribes, we will give them anything for their aid, send delegates to our supporting towns and their revolutionary leaders to levy the peasants and revolt with us

[novel jay]

You shall die

[novel jay]

The nearby garrisons in Pisco and Ica have been pushed out of the respective cities; the Spanish who have broken through are now approaching city center, but it seems the camp troops are moving back to callo

[marsh lance]

Go all out, hole up the rest of our troops within the former governors palace and barricade it with (anything) we can find, including dead bodies of peruvians and spaniards alike, have our people with guns take hold on the roof, and have the rest use melee weapons and wait at the bottom floor, trap the house with soldiers around each corner

[frosty drum]

@novel jay @frank latch @marsh lance

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/522561390330904587/1402403003729707068/a2ag7b.gif

[frank latch]

we need to fight back

[silent smelt]

@frosty drum

little one

trust me

blumi wasnt a "jedi"

[frank latch]

(will certainly make it worse though)

[frosty drum]

They were a traitor to the republic

[silent smelt]

https://tenor.com/view/lex-luthor-superman-nicholas-hoult-2025-superman-legacy-gif-4218264750668247503

[novel jay]

The siege within the siege is now established; those civilians who haven’t left are now hiding; the more professional Spanish army and the multitude of militiamen are at a standstill; casualties are equal, but the people inside the manor are no longer in control of the food stores, as the Spanish took it on the march. The other 2/3 of the army is manning the impromptu barricades around the city

[visual shard]

,roll Bolivar, New Granada, Argentina, Paraguay, Bolivia, Mexican revolutionaries

[haughty inlet]

pidjinn_2490

:game_die: Bolivia

[marsh lance]

Whos army

[novel jay]

Yours

The break was only in a small part of the city

[marsh lance]

How many spaniards are inside and outside

I think i did this with a lack of grasp

Did i scare their siege camp away into the mountains? Did i receive any loot?

[novel jay]

2,000 outside, 700 inside

[visual shard]

@novel jay kill everyone (not clickbait)

[novel jay]

The siege camp moved closer to Callo; they have recently taken the guns off the walls of Callo and have set them up to bombard the west side of the city

[novel jay]

The loot from the straggler soldiers was about 100 guns, multiple kegs of black powder, a few thousand musket balls, some hardtack, and 2 siege guns

[spring bison]

@novel jay Begin modernizing the military and acquiring technology expanding military strategy using observations from foreign battles

[marsh lance]

Holy shart

I gotta get back to you in a quick minute

[novel jay]

(You have 4,500)

[spring bison]

what is lavendelparfüm doing

[novel jay]

Revolution in Peru

[spring bison]

read my action btw

[frosty drum]

@novel jay I can't really play will try and do some actions
The Purge had me off guard

[novel jay]

Though leftover napoleonic gear from Austria and Spain are available for purchase, the officer corps are woefully understaffed and undertrained

[novel jay]

Sounds good

[spring bison]

the egyptian army wasnt that bad in 1816

[novel jay]

There wasn’t an Egyptian army in 1816 in our timeline

[mental marsh]

MEHMET ALI PASHA

[spring bison]

crazy pro-ottoman rigging

[novel jay]

There was the ottoman army

[frank latch]

ALL HAIL THE OTTOMAN EMPIRE!

[novel jay]

The ottomans have been beaten to a pulp by the Russians, French, Austrians, Greeks, and their own subjects

[novel jay]

The army that fought against the ottomans was mostly an extremely large conscript army

[spring bison]

yeah this world is cursed

[novel jay]

Read the lore to understand it🙏

[spring bison]

cursed lore

[frank latch]

why are you arguing

in the real timeline Egypt just doesn't exist

[pine copper]

This is true btw

[spring bison]

you dont exist actually

[frank latch]

Decafa is alive

[pine copper]

You don’t actually exist

Btw

[frank latch]

https://tenor.com/view/disappointed-snapped-sad-gif-22165289

[frank latch]

Hey Klez
wanna watch me lose 600 elo games on chess.com?

[spring bison]

egypt has been unnecessarely nerfed in this

[hollow garden]

you are going on a match spree?

[frank latch]

I will consider it

[hollow garden]

Are you aiming to reach a certain elo

Or is it just for fun

[spring bison]

I have 10000 elo

[frank latch]

around 600 is what I want tbh

[frank latch]

for fun

[hollow garden]

Egypt was a great power

[frank latch]

Hold on
I gotta figure out how to actually work chess.com

[spring bison]

the shitish ruined it

[fallen cipher]

We must unite as one! Game room should be one!

[hollow garden]

who is shitish

[mental marsh]

Bc someone doesn't exist

[frank latch]

Bri*ish

(those who shall not be named)

[hollow garden]

Oh

well the truth LeBron

[mental marsh]

🇦🇱

[hollow garden]

Is that them Egyptians ruined it themselves

[spring bison]

no

it was the shitish

[novel jay]

I think session is over

[hollow garden]

The same monarch that wanted Egypt to be a great empire

[novel jay]

I’m about to make some food

[spring bison]

nasser ruined egypt

[hollow garden]

Is the one who held the biggest party in the world for the Suez opening

[frank latch]

,roll actually do the chess games, don't

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: don't

[spring bison]

lets be honest

[hollow garden]

I see

[mental marsh]

With a Albanian

Egypt is gone

[frank latch]

,roll roll again it was rigged, final decision

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: roll again it was rigged

[spring bison]

I will host

[frank latch]

,roll chess, no chess

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: chess

[frank latch]

Peak

[hollow garden]

Nasser's economics and political system have been a plague on Egypt

[mental marsh]

Chess?

[hollow garden]

But many of his initial reforms were pretty good

[frank latch]

Imma stream chess in game room server

(if I can)

[hollow garden]

Do it bowa

Play echecs

[mental marsh]

Oh

I thought we could do a rematch

Yk I haven't been here in a long time

I dont host or play mws anymore

[spring bison]

pick a nation

[frank latch]

Gray

[frank latch]

I'm scared I will do something stupid

[mental marsh]

Kosovo

[hollow garden]

I will play with ur mom

Haha I can't because it's too big

Gotem

[spring bison]

👽

[hollow garden]

we all do bowa

[frosty drum]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/522561390330904587/1402403003729707068/a2ag7b.gif

@hollow garden

[hollow garden]

The secret is to learn from our stupidity

[hollow garden]

True

[frosty drum]

I will bring democracy to 1984

[spring bison]

crazy

[frosty drum]

@vital latch Entire Order 66 scene but its Worldbox Users on August 5th when?

@pulsar kiln

[pulsar kiln]

I wonder

Btw I have the list because they’re putting each ban a few hours apart

[frosty drum]

Theres a list???

[frank latch]

insane first game

[frosty drum]

Chat i may be cooked

Or not

Probably not
Hopefully not

[frank latch]

bro's gonna get demoted for spreading misinformation like this

[vital latch]

There isn't a list of people who will soon get banned

😭

[spring bison]

the kleznamish ban in a hour:

[pulsar kiln]

Bookish, hatah amazting Skillerz cosmic builder of worlds and then eyequ

This is so sad

[frank latch]

what's funny
is I unintentionally hung/sacrificed my knight

which won me the game

[vital latch]

we're so doomed guys

this is totally real

[frosty drum]

Bookish ban is probably real

[vital latch]

not fake

[pulsar kiln]

Also kannanas

[quick idol]

if they ban bookish the server will die

[pulsar kiln]

And Nikon

[quick idol]

so where am i

[vital latch]

the only real ban that you guys need to be warned about is maxim

trust me

[frank latch]

🙏

honestly

[pulsar kiln]

Still standing

[frank latch]

I might just ask Toast to ban me

[pulsar kiln]

Stay

[frosty drum]

If any member were to be banned in this purge
Bookish would be a main canidate gor next banned member

[spring bison]

toast wont do it

[spring bison]

hes just an schizo

[vital latch]

after all this time?

[frosty drum]

"Please Take a break from discord":

[vital latch]

bookish isn't rlly active anymore

[hollow garden]

They are creating a new worldbox

for the new republic

The loyalists of the old republic must die

I volunteer to be the new leader

[frosty drum]

The Worldbox republic will be reorganized
INTO THE FIRST
WORLDBOXIAN
EMPIRE
FOR A SAFE
AND SECURE

SOCIETY

https://tenor.com/view/emperor-palpatine-star-wars-gif-26999135

[hollow garden]

SCP

Secure contain protect worldbox

We got em

[frank latch]

they were a 233 😭

[hollow garden]

Can I spectate

Where are you playing bowa

Game room server?

[frank latch]

I was playing in vc

I can play again

[hollow garden]

wherra

[frank latch]

yes

[hollow garden]

I will watch

what do I have got to lose

[pulsar kiln]

Looking like a true survivor

[marsh lance]

Hell yeahh!!! Bringe the siege guns and weapons to the men inside the governors house, and begin mounting it with more defenses, use the siege guns to bombard our enemies outside the city, and the muskets to hunt down the ones inside, have our barricade men begin baiting them in for ambushes

[hollow garden]

@frank latch what is bro thinking about

Nigerian internet 💔

[frank latch]

dunno

[spring bison]

#1221118497363333200

[vital latch]

exile is exile don't rlly matter

[frank latch]

should I just wait and win on time?

[hollow garden]

it is a dishonorable tactic

But Elo is elo

[frank latch]

I don't think these are ranked games

[hollow garden]

@frank latch Andora

Andora best nation

[frank latch]

Andorra*

[hollow garden]

It is ruled by bishop of Spain

[frank latch]

I'll just resign

[hollow garden]

And president of le france

[gilded harbor]

Andor

[hollow garden]

NOOO

STOP

💔

[frank latch]

but

but

bu

misclick bro

I genuinely don't know what I'm doing at this point

INSANE

INSANE PULL

[spring bison]

its crazy how #1221118497363333200 is unusable the moment bookish starts talking

[silent smelt]

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[frosty drum]

@wraith quarry how will fish mw work now?

[wraith quarry]

well i mean those people can use game room server

or if they quit the same thing that happens to all of them

[gilded harbor]

@wraith quarry the east has fallen

[wraith quarry]

the west will fall

[gilded harbor]

Not until akillerz gets banned

[frosty drum]

The Center shall rise

[frosty drum]

I won't get banned.

[wraith quarry]

skilleria is not just the west

[balmy epoch]

total Allania death

[hollow garden]

@balmy epoch opinion on acnaq getting banned

[balmy epoch]

he wanted it

[rose forge]

oh

[hollow garden]

Really?

[rose forge]

man still got what he wanted in the end man

[hollow garden]

Or is this like how people who have a crime get commited on them

Get called that they wanted it

In victim blaming manner

[balmy epoch]

he crashed out in general and started fighting xiphos

[gilded harbor]

But he holds it up single handedly

[balmy epoch]

all his new messages were deleted

[hollow garden]

A very bad idea to do today

[rose forge]

god damn it

Yeah i could've sworn i saw acnaq just asking to be banned

but i think they gone

[gilded harbor]

Very good idea if him being banned is a good thing

[hollow garden]

Tree why do u want acnaq banned

[wraith quarry]

ngl kinda glad blumi hasnt showed up to the last few sessions

they felt so much less pressuring

[hollow garden]

Wouldn't it be funny if fish went and crashed out on xiphos

Then got banned

[hollow garden]

@wraith quarry make it happen

[frosty drum]

@wraith quarry im also CAST

[hollow garden]

I think blumi quit the mw

[gilded harbor]

I don't really but he as a person has kinda fallen off since he started crashing out and I think him being banned should be healthy for him

[hollow garden]

A lot of people have become quite cynical and bitter

[wraith quarry]

@normal vessel It has been prophesized

[hollow garden]

Perhaps me too perhaps you too tree

[wraith quarry]

alien

but okay

[frosty drum]

@wraith quarry When tech cap is broken

[gilded harbor]

I haven't crashed out in years

[frank latch]

@hollow garden échecs?

[frank latch]

no
that's entirely valid

[spring bison]

this game is actually ass btw

pay to win garbage

[frosty drum]

Incorrect

[spring bison]

nope

[hollow garden]

You know what else is pay to win

Brazil

Gotem

[wraith quarry]

thank the lord for a 1:50:00 long video from north 02

[spring bison]

egypt

[hollow garden]

S-s-stop

[spring bison]

shut up fatnamish

[wraith quarry]

I feel bad for Jordan

[hollow garden]

Ok....

I will shut up

And you will regret saying this

Because I will be hit by a truck

[spring bison]

crazy

[wraith quarry]

it's like the one middle east arabic state that doesn't have something super iconic

[hollow garden]

And you will forever wish you could have talked to me one more time

[hollow garden]

Petra:

[wraith quarry]

egypt has the legitimate periods
ancient egyptian society
the suez canal

israel/palestine has jerusalem

[frank latch]

🥺

[spring bison]

egypt is mid

[wraith quarry]

lebanon has trees

and also uhh tyre

even Syria has Damascus

[hollow garden]

Maybes later

[hollow garden]

YOU are mid

[frank latch]

Saudi Arabia has Oil

and Mecca...

[spring bison]

thats not iconic tho

[frank latch]

I feel like it's pretty iconic

[hollow garden]

what country comes to your mind when the word oil is said

[frank latch]

"U.S."

[spring bison]

venezuela

[frank latch]

evil

[hollow garden]

Mecca has very good food

I think

[frank latch]

oh yea
you're Brazilian

[hollow garden]

Because you are facist

[frank latch]

(it also seems to be the religious capital of Islam)

[spring bison]

mecca and riyadh are way more iconic than the fact there is oil

[hollow garden]

it is but the restaurant there was lit

Or maybe not

I was like 3 when I went there

[frank latch]

Eh...

[hollow garden]

Eh Riyadh

The UAE has Dubai

Qatar has al Jazeera

Bahrain has uhh

[spring bison]

overrated city btw

[hollow garden]

Kuwait has the S man invasion

Oman has I'm not sure

[frosty drum]

@wraith quarry hosta fr

[spring bison]

it has shia

[frank latch]

It's 20:13

[hollow garden]

Dubai Mint chocolate

[frank latch]

Iran:

[hollow garden]

It's very latea

[spring bison]

yeah but iran is mid

[wraith quarry]

yes

dubai is so overrated

and bloated

and saturated

[spring bison]

can we just sink it actually

[wraith quarry]

while also being so minimalist and corporate

it makes me sad

[hollow garden]

Dubai is everything wrong with gulf countries

[wraith quarry]

everything wrong with capitalism

[frank latch]

Oman is 🗿

[hollow garden]

eh Dubai is subsided by oil

[spring bison]

capitalism is the perfect system and speaking agaisnt the stablishment is a death sentence

[gilded harbor]

The stablishment

[hollow garden]

true

The Switzerland of the east

[gilded harbor]

Capitalism is flawed we should return to Feudalism

[frank latch]

Bhutan:

[gilded harbor]

And mercantilism

[hollow garden]

I don't trust Bhutan

[frosty drum]

All forms of goverment are flawed

[frank latch]

really?

[spring bison]

not actually btw

[frank latch]

I feel like they're the only nation you can trust

[hollow garden]

Look at their dragon

They are hiding something

[frank latch]

EXACTLY

THE DRAGON IS PEAK

[hollow garden]

N-no

It's evil

[spring bison]

bookish has hacked skillerz

[frank latch]

god bless bookish isn't in chat right now

[spring bison]

wow we are a hivemind

[hollow garden]

Bookish ahh poll

I'm also like bow and LeBron

He he he

[frosty drum]

I should ping bookish

[hollow garden]

Perhaps not

[frank latch]

I will delete you

[spring bison]

this is an illegal poll

[hollow garden]

A government is a human collective in the end of the day

And humans are flawed

[spring bison]

you will be executed for speaking agaisnt the stablishment

[hollow garden]

The Kais said establishment

[frosty drum]

Communism for example
Greed is a major reason

[hollow garden]

We need just one more attempt at communism

This time it will be different

[frank latch]

nah

[hollow garden]

It will cause the world revolution

[frank latch]

North Korea is peak

didn't you know?

[hollow garden]

true

[wraith quarry]

no thanks

[hollow garden]

Your Floridian blood shows

[wraith quarry]

let's not kill 80 million people for no reason

[frank latch]

wait

are the North Korean leaders banned here?

[spring bison]

kim jong un

[hollow garden]

I don't think so

[frosty drum]

@wraith quarry Allania collapse when

[frank latch]

I think I'd ask before I go posting their images everywhere

[spring bison]

just dont speak about it too much

[hollow garden]

I wonder how North Korea will play out in the future

[spring bison]

because the admins are willing to waste their time to ban it

[hollow garden]

Could a successor from the kim family cause reunification with the South?

[spring bison]

no

[hollow garden]

will a revolution happen like 79 years from now

[hollow garden]

Yes

You are a blud

[frosty drum]

North Korea is 1984 but irl

[wraith quarry]

no

[frank latch]

unlikely

for a number of reasons

[spring bison]

north korean civil war

support my faction

[frank latch]

current Kimmy's sister
is a hardcore communist

[hollow garden]

Scam bot

[spring bison]

I will destroy the sourthen fake government

[frosty drum]

@wraith quarry @frank latch insert Fish mw meme here

[hollow garden]

Well no one would have thought that the USSR would have fell in the 90's

[frosty drum]

Isnt North Korea
Pretty much not communist anymore

[frank latch]

and he is currently raising his daughter to take his place

[hollow garden]

Life is perhaps a mix of circumstance and chance

[gilded harbor]

Are they not just immensely authoritarian and that's it

[hollow garden]

I'm not sure how likely the North Korean elite are to accept a female leader

Considering even the USA haven't made that step

[wraith quarry]

not commander thorn...

[gilded harbor]

Hear me out north Korea unification with china

[frank latch]

with that said
I believe he has a son that isn't being lead to succeed Kimmy

so even if all 3 were "neutralized"
some random generals would seize power in the power struggle

and

[spring bison]

no

[hollow garden]

Do not let him cook

[frank latch]

No no

Hear me out

[hollow garden]

An opening like that could provide the chance to finally bring down north korea

[frank latch]

North Korean unification with Finland

[hollow garden]

They aren't infallible

[frosty drum]

Hear me out
West and East Korea

[hollow garden]

Korraic finno hyper war deluxe boogaloo

[wraith quarry]

the finno korean hyper war reference?

[hollow garden]

Temu copycat

[wraith quarry]

sure buddy

[hollow garden]

YOU are the sure buddy

[frosty drum]

@wraith quarry announce the news frfr

[wraith quarry]

not hosting rn

[hollow garden]

what news

[frosty drum]

Its not war based though 😔

[hollow garden]

@frosty drum

Just tell us

huh

Peculiar

[frosty drum]

I found the cure for [REDACTED]in Fish mw

[frank latch]

Tuberculosis!

[frosty drum]

Incorrect

[hollow garden]

Cancer!

Belemin would say kolothism if he was here

[frosty drum]

Incorrect

[hollow garden]

I can't believe he is gone

It's just like he was here yesterday

[frosty drum]

@hollow garden @frank latch keep guessing

Almost there
TB was closest so far

[frank latch]

Polio

[frosty drum]

Thats already been done

[frank latch]

Orions!

[frosty drum]

Incorrect

[frank latch]

😔

still looking for that cure
Huh?

[gilded harbor]

The cure for type 1 diabetes

[frank latch]

Small Pox

[frosty drum]

No

[frank latch]

isn't that a genetic disease?

[frosty drum]

Bravo

[gilded harbor]

Yeah

[frosty drum]

You found it.

[gilded harbor]

So is cancer

[frank latch]

yea
I don't understand why people think we can find a cure tbh

[frosty drum]

@frank latch it is smallpox btw

[hollow garden]

Gene editing could be a massive breakthrough

I remember reading about it's big potential

but people are afraid of it due to it's possible moral issues

and the technology isn't yet that advanced

[gilded harbor]

Probably partly because of moral issues

[gilded harbor]

Ah yes

I love 21st century bc history

[wraith quarry]

Orion forces seen deploying a mass autism array along the border of the mideastern region

[frank latch]

@wraith quarry Respond with trains

[wraith quarry]

the Orion Republic's superior logistics will naturally draw the newly autistified residents

[frank latch]

Deploy the Land Battleship!

[gilded harbor]

@wraith quarry with decades of discrete infiltration into the Kaatish government begin order 66, their troops turn on their commanding officers, body guards of elected officials shoot their protectorate, engineers shut off power supplies, let Kaatland burn!!!

[wraith quarry]

it's as if thousands of logistics engineers cried out in terror.
and were suddenly silenced

[gilded harbor]

That's an official action in 10 in-game years from now fish

No matter what has occurred since today in fish mapwar no matter if I cry begging you to stop

It must go through

[wraith quarry]

@hollow garden what is sylstaria's official opinion of this

[frank latch]

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-40k-krieg-gif-16689502522802053155

[wraith quarry]

i have a gun

[frank latch]

https://tenor.com/view/rail-gun-cannon-railway-gif-13521431

I have bigger gun

[wraith quarry]

your bigger gun needs a new barrel every dozen shots

[frank latch]

nuh uh

[frosty drum]

This thing could fire across the entire English channel btw

[wraith quarry]

it became food for the soviet war machine

[frank latch]

Terroe built one

however
we don't need tracks

[frosty drum]

I did the math

[frank latch]

(cus... that's... stupid)

[balmy epoch]

Beeia commends this

fixed

[frosty drum]

@frank latch @wraith quarry imma claim the Mantle and anything a mile below the surface
In fish mw frfr

[balmy epoch]

@wraith quarry I claim Venus specifically

[gilded harbor]

@wraith quarry can i buy a mass femboy array from you

[wraith quarry]

nope

[balmy epoch]

I need one too

[gilded harbor]

to use on my own people to increase my military strength

[wraith quarry]

why?
you need something from venus?

[balmy epoch]

yea

but I can’t tell you

[wraith quarry]

sorry but only mass tomboy arrays are manufactured