🎲game-room

[cunning niche]

oh right!

sure...?

[silent smelt]

yeah but how

[visual shard]

no

no

no

[midnight ocean]

its over

[visual shard]

no

[marsh lance]

I am not concerned with my survival of the sea people.. i have weathered that storm!!

[midnight ocean]

banam has fallen

[visual shard]

I thought banan was good💔

[silent smelt]

banam is a smart guy

[noble cradle]

We are renaming the ocean Boyz to the sea people

[frosty drum]

Chaotic shit

[silent smelt]

@cunning niche so when do i start

[marsh lance]

Peak! Peak! Peak!

[noble cradle]

Is he a very high IQ individual

[cunning niche]

@marsh lance their king has died in the fires

[cunning niche]

in 5000 akabak

[cunning niche]

his heir wishes to surrender

[visual shard]

do the yellow people still have the plague

[midnight ocean]

@marsh lance end the war

we need to rebuild

[cunning niche]

no

[silent smelt]

what do i need to do

[noble cradle]

Banmññ

[noble cradle]

Find a sustainable food source

Everyone in this mw is cannibals

[visual shard]

dee yemen @cunning niche

nebermind you ticked

[cunning niche]

its still 100 AKABALA

[silent smelt]

show me the map

[midnight ocean]

what does akabala mean

[visual shard]

@cunning niche has coin minting restarted yet

[frosty drum]

Im vegan frfr

[silent smelt]

let me in

[marsh lance]

COWARD!!!

[silent smelt]

let me in or i will expose you for who you truly are

[balmy epoch]

@visual shard do you wanna enter a rebuilding pact

[marsh lance]

@cunning niche where is their next leader? I must send a diplomat to them

[noble cradle]

Little banam little banam let me in or I'll rip the hair off of your chinny chin chin

[visual shard]

I hate fakher so yes

[balmy epoch]

@marsh lance do you plan to annex the entire nation

[cunning niche]

yes slowly

[marsh lance]

Call forth the next person who wants to represent their people

[marsh lance]

Yes! 😍

[cunning niche]

his 7 year old son

[visual shard]

yippee!

[marsh lance]

Oh brother.. does he have like an uncle or aunt or grandparent to speak for him

I refuse to barter the future of a nation with a child

[cunning niche]

he has uncle but his mind... seems to be non existant

[west path]

Me:

[silent smelt]

@cunning niche let me in

[marsh lance]

Hrmm.. i’ll stick with the child then, as dishonorable as it is

[west path]

What tha hail

[fierce timber]

Uhuh

[visual shard]

no we just like fish a lot

[balmy epoch]

Little banam little banam let me in or I'll rip the hair off of your chinny chin chin

[noble cradle]

~bt

[west path]

He took too much astral pack

[balmy epoch]

let the jarz in

[hardy saffron]

@noble cradle: Oh little children, let the children come in and kiss your hair.

[silent smelt]

@acoustic cairn let me in bro

[midnight ocean]

please just end the war and take all their land so we dont have to deal with this please 😭

[noble cradle]

@silent smelt: Oh little children, let the children come in and kiss your hair.

[silent smelt]

wtf

[midnight ocean]

@marsh lance raise the kid as your own

vassalise the tribe

[west path]

Those who stick to their cultural traditions:

[midnight ocean]

last advice

[marsh lance]

@cunning niche tell him that if he lets me annex the rest of his nation and, that we will adopt him and spare his country from most of the suffering

[marsh lance]

When did you get so pacifist

[visual shard]

holy true?

[midnight ocean]

their cultural traditions would be to kill and eat the guy

[marsh lance]

Let loose a little doll, you EAT PEOPLE

[cunning niche]

he agrees but he wants to own land for himself

[midnight ocean]

I dont see you eating the child either??

[marsh lance]

We would also not make a child participate in bloodsports ✅

[frank latch]

BOOO

boring

[cunning niche]

he wants to be a noble

[marsh lance]

It makes for a bad fight, it is boring

[frank latch]

liberal

[visual shard]

boring

go home

[marsh lance]

We already KNOW whats gonna happen to the child

[visual shard]

child on child bloodsports

[midnight ocean]

what if he wins though

[wraith quarry]

nerd behavior

[frank latch]

THEN LET CHILDREN FIGHT CHILDREN

[midnight ocean]

yeah child v child

[noble cradle]

Real sigmas beat up children in blood sports against grown men 🐺

Only the strongest survive

🐺

[marsh lance]

Unfortunately none of our leaders (which the bloodsport contest is to contend for leadership) are children

[silent smelt]

@cunning niche little child, can you actually let me in?

[visual shard]

@marsh lance liberal

[midnight ocean]

My people start participating in the harvest games at 12

[silent smelt]

banam you had 3 accounts deleted for being underage,

[cunning niche]

this is lie

you little xqcian

[visual shard]

unfortunately I have to say yes

[marsh lance]

@cunning niche dump the charred corpses of the orange tribe’s capital into the river downstream (joke /j not serious)

[balmy epoch]

what is the poll I can’t see

[visual shard]

I will eat you

[silent smelt]

very crucial

[marsh lance]

Awwwh im so proud of you!

[visual shard]

yippee

[midnight ocean]

@marsh lance you dont know how evil and terrible jarz is in map wars

change your vote

[balmy epoch]

jarz is fucking based

[visual shard]

@cunning niche was my colony fully rebuilt btw/near fully

[balmy epoch]

evil is good

[marsh lance]

Can tou tell me

[midnight ocean]

ultimate map war

[cunning niche]

ur colony was small so yeah

[silent smelt]

how will ifailedlife react

[marsh lance]

Yeah dumbass TELL ME

[midnight ocean]

actually hes good to play against now that I think of it

[balmy epoch]

he’s an authoritarian and fascist

[midnight ocean]

but hes bad for the host

[marsh lance]

Not just the name of the mw sweetheart

[midnight ocean]

and himself

[visual shard]

ok great we're gonna keep some people there but I trust qevie not to eat me
start temporarily moving people back to help aid reconstruction in the mainland

[balmy epoch]

that’s why he needs to play

[silent smelt]

@marsh lance please i hate to make this personal but, acnaq was the one who went through psychosis and not me so

i think i know a little more thna him

[visual shard]

jarz

[midnight ocean]

He quit day 1 and put all the responsibility on me

[balmy epoch]

deserved

[midnight ocean]

after convincing me to let him be on my team for 5 days straight

[silent smelt]

acnaq, i never said it would be easy

[midnight ocean]

I should have joined honey bees team

[visual shard]

@cunning niche now that the river is clear of diseased sludge I'd like to re-establish my trade route with h*neybee

[silent smelt]

i should have aswell

[cunning niche]

i was part of the winning team btw

i was go goated

[midnight ocean]

then honey bee would have lost

[cunning niche]

i switched last second

[visual shard]

was this umw

[marsh lance]

@cunning niche anyway uhhh, give the little boy command of his tribes eastern land and it’s capital, i will take all the territory on my original side of the river, and i will steal their northern territory on the lake coast

[midnight ocean]

can I have some land

[silent smelt]

@cunning niche alright im in little boy, send me the map

and let me choose my nation

before your account gets disabled

[marsh lance]

Insolent little boy, you chickend out on the plague and then proceeded to liberalsplain me the rest of the war

I fear.. you have not garnered any honor in this fight..

[midnight ocean]

Buddy I helped for the first half

[marsh lance]

Okay fine let me draw something out

[cunning niche]

@silent smelt

[midnight ocean]

the war would have been twice as long if I didnt flank them

[visual shard]

jard

[marsh lance]

@midnight ocean apologies for the insults

[midnight ocean]

I just want a little bit on the west side

[cunning niche]

no u pick a spot

and i spawn u in

[balmy epoch]

he’s gonna try to landlock me

watch

[acoustic cairn]

In where? Also why ping me in a channel I never talked in

[noble cradle]

Stupid ahh that's a nation 😂

Make your own bucko

[midnight ocean]

notice how you have a river

[balmy epoch]

yea controlled by you

[visual shard]

@cunning niche can you ✅ so I can live in peace please

[midnight ocean]

skill issue

[acoustic cairn]

Jarz wanna reply?

[midnight ocean]

also only the south end

[visual shard]

I have a river

[silent smelt]

@cunning niche

[visual shard]

most riverful

[cunning niche]

@silent smelt what cokour

[west path]

MAGAmen

Super trump would approve

[silent smelt]

progressive blue

[cunning niche]

hexcode

[bold glade]

Hello

[bold glade]

Is this worldbox?

[silent smelt]

#00A19C

[bold glade]

Damn

[acoustic cairn]

Nah Jarz is ignoring me straughtup

[bold glade]

Oh

[marsh lance]

@cunning niche purple goes to acnaq, red goes to me, yellow goes to my new yellow tribe vassal

Oopsy poopsy

[midnight ocean]

peak thank you

[marsh lance]

Anyway

[marsh lance]

@cunning niche btw did the yellow guys have a real name that i forgor

[cunning niche]

@silent smelt

[cunning niche]

tribes of zakoth

[balmy epoch]

✡️

[marsh lance]

True

[frosty drum]

@silent smelt dms!

[silent smelt]

reply with david star ✡️ ✡️ ✡️ ✡️ ✡️ ✡️

@cunning niche can you dm me some brief info on the siutation

[visual shard]

@cunning niche %%???

[cunning niche]

@visual shard ur colony has been reduced to rubble, and dust warriors have been sent in to loot EVERYTHING and destroy everything

[visual shard]

what

[visual shard]

who looted me💔

@cunning niche investigate who looted my colony

[fierce timber]

Mixed messages

[balmy epoch]

@cunning niche %

[cunning niche]

around 70

[cunning niche]

alr

[fierce timber]

[visual shard]

(I know whom btw)

they told me

[cunning niche]

@visual shard the results come back

and its qevie

[visual shard]

yeah

I knew this

[cunning niche]

you are not the father!

[balmy epoch]

@west path why does an internal trade route even matter to you

[west path]

It is close to my waters

[cunning niche]

@visual shard what ur response

[west path]

• his colonys existence there was

Extremely conditional

[balmy epoch]

you are an island in the south, you don’t even belong in the mainland

[visual shard]

soon🤫

[cunning niche]

@balmy epoch u too one of ur future major trade routes was destroyed

[west path]

crazy statement

[balmy epoch]

@west path rebuild his colony and allow full expansion or its war with me, pigeon, and kleznam

you are an alien in this land

[marsh lance]

@cunning niche did they ever agree

[cunning niche]

yes

[marsh lance]

Peak!!

[marsh lance]

Mapr update…

[west path]

Mad work

[frosty drum]

Border gore 💀 ☠️ 💀

[cunning niche]

@balmy epoch @visual shard

[visual shard]

pluhd

[marsh lance]

Holy colonified borders

[cunning niche]

hey man its pixel i canyt make it any better

[wraith quarry]

pixel maps are doomed to have awful borders

actually

mws in general

have terrible borders

you only get good borders if the host railroads it

[west path]

xud yall threatened me what did u think was happening

👽

[fierce timber]

I blame small map sizes for this

[visual shard]

when did I threaten you👽

all I did was try and establish a trade route????

[wraith quarry]

fish mw:

[noble cradle]

It was grok/MH/hb

[cunning niche]

@west path ur ships are being shot with largee barrages of fire arrows

[fierce timber]

Fish MW is a crazy man's thing

[west path]

#🎲game-room message

[west path]

Aight

[wraith quarry]

you think i'm crazy

yes. I am

[visual shard]

not me:

[wraith quarry]

revolution is not for the sane

[west path]

calling off the assault

[noble cradle]

Fish mw is.the late stage ottoman empire of mws

It's been so long ,,,

Like what over a year

[wraith quarry]

crazy how player sstart to glaze my mw when they're winning
and then hate on it when they're losing

atp i can't even take opinions seriously

[fierce timber]

Never played it so I'm the ultimate critic

[hollow garden]

We need to do a national divorce

[wraith quarry]

nah bro

[hollow garden]

The west and east sides of the map split into different mws

[wraith quarry]

it started in 2023

[cunning niche]

@visual shard the tourguides

[wraith quarry]

gawbless

[cunning niche]

are being crushed

[hollow garden]

The old man of game room

[cunning niche]

by whales

[noble cradle]

The humble harpoon:

[west path]

So it was you rofl

[noble cradle]

I played black flag it takes like 15 harpoons to kill a whale

[balmy epoch]

it’s kept alive by pure hate

[west path]

@hollow garden i hope you know pidjinn leaked that project x is assyrian siege towers to me 😋

[cunning niche]

@west path @balmy epoch

[visual shard]

nop

[noble cradle]

That's ,,, it ?

Blud is stuck in the 1500s bc 😂

[balmy epoch]

push

[cunning niche]

they've been training whales

[noble cradle]

Wait until the Misamite black ships come and blow it to shreds

[visual shard]

I knew this

qevie told me this

[cunning niche]

the qevie warriors are fighting ferociously

@west path whats ur nations name

[west path]

Savelia

[visual shard]

@hollow garden we love you klen

[hollow garden]

You will not cause a chasm between us

[balmy epoch]

pigeon trusted qevie too much

[visual shard]

❤️

[west path]

He lit betrayed you for material gain

😭

[visual shard]

i did it so he'd sell me hemp btw @hollow garden

[visual shard]

minor betrayal

[balmy epoch]

snake outside mws = snake inside

[visual shard]

we love klen

[balmy epoch]

it’s how it works

Alhamdulillah we will achieve victory

[cunning niche]

@balmy epoch saveliean wariors are destroying the men there and breaking the "supply line" you have

[hollow garden]

You greedy greedy critter

His greed knows no bound

You are player 100

[visual shard]

I'm sorry I needed them for my sails

[midnight ocean]

@balmy epoch what are you doing

[visual shard]

I needed the hemp for this moment

[balmy epoch]

he betrayed himself too (he told of his secret project)

[balmy epoch]

qevie attacked me and pigeon

[visual shard]

yeah true

[midnight ocean]

@west path is this true

[visual shard]

I told qevie what my tourguides were

[balmy epoch]

I told you not to trust qevie bro

[visual shard]

over a trade route btw

[balmy epoch]

absolute dumbass

[visual shard]

buddy I only leaked so he'd keep the trade with me

[west path]

other way around

They threatened me

[visual shard]

holy propaganda

[west path]

now theyre on the offensive

[visual shard]

I didn't threaten nun

[west path]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1372275440131248189/1391974500719136849/image0.gif

[balmy epoch]

after you sacked a colony 😭

it was justified

[cunning niche]

@west path the calvary arrives! HUZZAH!

[west path]

yeah because he violated the conditions imposed on it

Rofl

[balmy epoch]

there were no conditions about a trade route lmfao

[visual shard]

they say nothing about trade routes

[balmy epoch]

making shit up now

[visual shard]

notice the silence

btw

[west path]

ok and

[frosty drum]

@cunning niche which is Alpha and which is Honey

[west path]

literally told “nope”

[balmy epoch]

I’m pink

[visual shard]

without a region

reason*

[cunning niche]

alpha is yellow

[balmy epoch]

you should have had no say

[cunning niche]

bee is pink

[visual shard]

so I was unsure if you were being sarcastic or not

qevies reason was actually "because I said so"🥀

[west path]

the pigs feign innocence

[midnight ocean]

@cunning niche start fishing and stuff in that lake

[west path]

U could have like not done it unless you were sure

[balmy epoch]

you had 0 say

[west path]

👽

[west path]

nope

i had claims in there

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1372275440131248189/1391974500719136849/image0.gif

[balmy epoch]

honestly pigeon shouldn’t even have said anything

[balmy epoch]

in… a land that isn’t your’s?

[west path]

rightfully mine

[cunning niche]

@visual shard the horses are tired from the heavy defense the savelians are putting up

[visual shard]

how am I supposed to know this is a genuine rejection when we're friends atp

[balmy epoch]

you’re an alien

[balmy epoch]

friends with qveie of all people 💔

[midnight ocean]

train my horses for endurance so they dont take these kind of Ls

[cunning niche]

@visual shard @west path jinnistanian ships are being crushed in the seas

[visual shard]

I didn't ask

[west path]

Call off the assault and we will have no more squabbles

im not here to beef

I can return the colony… if you respect the conditions i put it under

pig2

[visual shard]

pluhd

[marsh lance]

@cunning niche make it tradition for young boys and girls (civilian or military raised) to grow their nails out, sharpen them and care for them until age 13, when they will then participate in a tournament (national or local depending on their proximity to the capital city) and when this tournament comes, they will fight to incapacitation, the loser must cut their nails and the winner will maintain their nails length, EVERY child in the nation must participate in this if they can.

This will create vicious soldiers

Armed to the teeth

[frank latch]

true

never trust qevie

[midnight ocean]

I feel like having super long nails would actually make fighting kind of hard

[frosty drum]

GUYS I FINISHED THE GRAND TRIO

[marsh lance]

You are supposed to claw at eachother

[midnight ocean]

like how do you hold a sword if your nails are digging into your hand

[frosty drum]

SKILLERIA IN FISH MW
SKOLLAR IN BOWISTAN
SELENIA IN BANANASTAN

[marsh lance]

Ah.. truthful

[west path]

uhhhh

trim them 🧠

[midnight ocean]

https://tenor.com/view/deltarune-chapter-4-gerson-gerson-deltarune-hammer-of-true-gif-1899691044959185931

[marsh lance]

@cunning niche so uhh.. also make it tradition to shorten (but keep them sharp 😛) the nails if the person gets initiated into the military

[west path]

those who piglet

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1372275440131248189/1391974500719136849/image0.gif

[cunning niche]

salevian ships are being outnumbered by the jinnistanians

[frank latch]

yea

[wild mason]

~bt

[frank latch]

Skollarz is collapsing in Bowistan

[hardy saffron]

@wild mason: Pakistani Selenia, MW Skolfiŝo Banana Kanye Schilaria

[west path]

car posting is real

[frosty drum]

Blowing up the Core

[midnight ocean]

just to make sure honey bee isnt building any warships in his colony or on the river right

[frank latch]

mine is cuter

[west path]

true..

[west path]

How many birds has it murdered

[frank latch]

no clue

[marsh lance]

??

[noble cradle]

Is banam mw still going on

I had to go for a bit

[frank latch]

I think so

but

it's died down a little

[noble cradle]

Ok

[midnight ocean]

its probably all dms rn

because of the war

[west path]

Yep

[west path]

cant have peace in banan mw

[frank latch]

btw
he might be blind in his left eye (our right)

[west path]

💔

[west path]

oh

Sadg

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1372275440131248189/1391974500719136849/image0.gif

[visual shard]

💔

[west path]

Can we all hug and pesto post

[frosty drum]

@west path Qevie

[visual shard]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1372275440131248189/1391974500719136849/image0.gif

[west path]

whar

[frosty drum]

@west path qevie

[west path]

Qhar

[midnight ocean]

@cunning niche make horseback combat a big part of the harvest games

[west path]

❓❓

[frosty drum]

@west path qevie

[balmy epoch]

I don’t violate agreements like qevie does so

[west path]

fair enuff

[frosty drum]

Selenia has done no wrong ever fr

[balmy epoch]

true

[midnight ocean]

kind of real

[visual shard]

we love Selenia

[frank latch]

I need to join Shikama so I can go against Qevie's imperialism

[midnight ocean]

you just find loopholes

[cunning niche]

@west path @visual shard @balmy epoch a large scale offensive of men from klezia, jinnistan, and the caliphate have arrived they managed to defeat the patrolls and break past the first few lines of defence but ultimatly stop due to a large aount of defensives and walls

[visual shard]

are we seriuzz

[wraith quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/mice-hab-rat-race-running-nasa-laps-gif-21388656

[marsh lance]

In sayne

[west path]

did bro make the hunger games

😭

[frank latch]

survival of the fittest bro

[midnight ocean]

no its more standard arena fighting

its not just combat its also a crafting competition

[west path]

so the olympiad basically

ancient greek olympiad

[midnight ocean]

yeah

[frosty drum]

SKILLERIA 🔥 🔥 🔥

SELENIA 🔥 🔥 🔥

[west path]

zamn ‼️‼️‼️

[midnight ocean]

the losers get enslaved and the winners are given high ranking titles

[frosty drum]

SKOLLAR 🔥 🔥 🔥

[west path]

Skull emoji

[wraith quarry]

adika should have this

[cunning niche]

@west path small ships get past the patrols and ransack a small city and flee... ts some somali pirate tactics

[visual shard]

ransack

[frank latch]

peak

[visual shard]

truth nuke

[cunning niche]

@west path @balmy epoch project x's start seiging

[balmy epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/praise-be-to-allah-praise-the-lord-praise-god-allah-praise-gif-13141973960264470481

[rose cape]

@cunning niche map

[visual shard]

صحيح

[frosty drum]

@cunning niche progress?

[cunning niche]

@balmy epoch the sieg towrs are being set on fire

[rose cape]

sieg

[cunning niche]

@rose cape

[noble cradle]

Start wa on amaztingia and sieg them down with Chinese spy drones

[frank latch]

MO

ABNEAD

bruh

stupid hands

[visual shard]

soon

[rose cape]

👽

[west path]

REAL

[balmy epoch]

ZUM SIEG

[noble cradle]

Can we all take a moment of silence to appreciate Arkansas

[west path]

those who wait to share poetry

[visual shard]

those who

[noble cradle]

Moment of silence please no interruption

[wraith quarry]

no

arkansas is overrated

[visual shard]

rapid death

[wraith quarry]

louisiana on top

[balmy epoch]

0 immigration

beautiful

[cunning niche]

@west path catapults are throwing shit at the walls but ur men fire arrow them @balmy epoch

[fierce timber]

@cunning niche %?

[visual shard]

stealing my fire arrows💔

[fierce timber]

Btw I'm back guys

[visual shard]

pmk

[frosty drum]

@cunning niche %?

[visual shard]

pmo

[balmy epoch]

literally

@visual shard send them to me

[cunning niche]

73

[visual shard]

truth @cunning niche

ok don't pmo why is my spotify cutting out

[rose cape]

me

[visual shard]

rapid death

[noble cradle]

Ting ting ting ting sahur

Vs Blum Blum blumipim

[cunning niche]

@west path @balmy epoch ok

so

[west path]

Those who float

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1372275440131248189/1391974500719136849/image0.gif

[cunning niche]

the beeian supply lines have been harrased

ALOT!

they've crumbled

and the seige people outside

are facing major attrition

[west path]

where is bombardillo crocodillo

Or was it bombardini idk

[noble cradle]

Banamadillo crocodillo

[cunning niche]

ur correct

[silent smelt]

I would like to make a brief statement.

Hello, on behalf of Xaetraland (my nation), I would like to state that we are a peaceful, free, and egalitarian nation that seeks to maintain peace, but mainly establish trade deals and open trade routes. We are open to receiving trade requests and offers.
Feel free to DM me if you wish to establish a trade deal.

[noble cradle]

@grok can you explain this

[west path]

do you kill the workers who dont meet the quota for their mining job

If so then yes please thats based

[west path]

MechaDecafa*

[marsh lance]

@west path @balmy epoch instead of fighting a war you guys should have a national drag queen contest to settle this dispute

[noble cradle]

The message is a diplomatic statement from a fictional nation called Xaetraland, expressing their commitment to peace, freedom, and equality. They are primarily interested in establishing trade deals and opening trade routes with other parties. They invite interested parties to contact them directly to discuss potential trade agreements.

[marsh lance]

May the most divacoded nation win

[marsh lance]

We eating your diplomats little buddy 😂

[west path]

my drag queens eat like gymgoers idk if this would work

[marsh lance]

What does this mean

[silent smelt]

We are peacful

peaceful

[balmy epoch]

I think its obvious who’d win that

[frank latch]

~bt

[west path]

High protein low calorie

[noble cradle]

Drag queens ?

[balmy epoch]

I’d invite my homies from teyvat

[hardy saffron]

@frank latch: 😂 I'm a diplomat and I'm a man.

[west path]

This shit aint even fair bruh

[wraith quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/giant-fatass-bnuuy-bunny-bnuuy-rabbit-rabbit-whatever-gif-15720990188084548831

[west path]

https://tenor.com/view/fat-rabbit-bunny-obese-huge-rabbit-gif-6712129668066040353

[marsh lance]

So are they muscular or uhhh uhh skinny?

[west path]

muscular

i slip in creatine to their drinks

[silent smelt]

Hello, on behalf of Xaetraland (my nation), I would like to state that we are a peaceful, free, and egalitarian nation that seeks to maintain peace, but mainly establish trade deals and open trade routes. We are open to receiving trade requests and offers.
Feel free to DM me if you wish to establish a trade deal.

[visual shard]

jarz

[frank latch]

sounds like cope

[frosty drum]

@frank latch amogus

[west path]

can wes get peace

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1372275440131248189/1391974500719136849/image0.gif

I wanna go back to making poetry and cooking

5 star meals dont make themselves

[balmy epoch]

withdraw entirely from the mainland

ZUM SIEG

[west path]

nop

unreasonable demand

@balmy epoch my demands are to give me 5 vbucks

If you dont i will summon giuseppe pizzaria

[frank latch]

~bt

[hardy saffron]

@frank latch: Amgos World Akole

[frank latch]

who took this photo of you?

[balmy epoch]

that’s my wife

[visual shard]

fakher

[midnight ocean]

pretty sure thats a guy

[frank latch]

lies
that's you

don't deny it

[balmy epoch]

nope that’s not me

[sullen pawn]

Why do you have this image

[cunning niche]

why do you vape?

he just likes it

[balmy epoch]

why shouldn’t I

why do you have 5 girlfriends?

I don’t judge you for that

[visual shard]

I judge you honeybeee

but not for that image

[frosty drum]

@cunning niche SELENIA 🔥 🔥 🔥

[midnight ocean]

@balmy epoch do you need some extra slaves to help in the war only 500 carts of steel

[balmy epoch]

I abolished slavery and replaced it with serfdom

[frosty drum]

@marsh lance why the alien?

[balmy epoch]

sorry

[marsh lance]

Thats okay! Some of the best queens have massive gains!

[midnight ocean]

nerd

[marsh lance]

You said this like 3 other times

[balmy epoch]

they had powers unknown to man

[frosty drum]

That was Skilleria

[marsh lance]

The alien is for pinging sir gilbert for it

[visual shard]

actually corny I still have slaves

[marsh lance]

🕊️

[marsh lance]

Loooooserrr

[midnight ocean]

does this mean im the primary slave trader in the south now @cunning niche

[noble cradle]

Slaves are for the weak

Misam has been slave free since 1865

[visual shard]

I'll free my slaves

soon

[frosty drum]

I don't have slaves therefore im not weak

[west path]

True

[visual shard]

but they still have purpose rn

[west path]

Savelia has been slaveless since 3000 BC

@visual shard when do you stop the war

[visual shard]

truth

[midnight ocean]

notice how im almost fully rebuilt despite doing almost nothing due to having slaves

[west path]

I am here to share poetry and culture

not fight wars for 50 years

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1372275440131248189/1391974500719136849/image0.gif

[visual shard]

you attacked me over a trade route 🥀

that wasn't even mentioned within our agreement

so therefore valid

[rose cape]

FAKE CHINA

[balmy epoch]

I’m also almost fully rebuilt

[rose cape]

FAKE CHINA

YOU ARE NTO CHINA

[noble cradle]

Does he know

[cunning niche]

this mw is honestly a test mw

[rose cape]

@cunning niche did you do dms

[rose cape]

bowistan reference

(those who know)

[frosty drum]

Bowistan was also a test mw

[frank latch]

truth

[visual shard]

mm sky looks very pretty

[balmy epoch]

fish mw is also a test mw

[midnight ocean]

@cunning niche proof?

[rose cape]

the only mw which isnt a test is #1213834448538312796

[balmy epoch]

the war probably slowed it down

[frank latch]

Bowistan was this popular once

[balmy epoch]

tbh

[west path]

wow! I still didnt give you permission to have this route set up

👽

[midnight ocean]

are you guys still at war or no

[visual shard]

Yed

[west path]

It will keep going for half a year

[west path]

yes because they dont wanna call it off despite this being a mexican standoff basically

[marsh lance]

This can be fixed.. you know what to do…

[west path]

Cant have peace in banan mw

[visual shard]

mm trade

[cunning niche]

hes like 78

i have ambitions for a WAYYY better one

in just using this one as practica

[visual shard]

I wonder when we get war updates

[cunning niche]

OKAY GUYS!

[noble cradle]

Bowistan if it was good

[cunning niche]

@west path some of ur ships apear to be attacking ur own ships..?!

[frank latch]

Uhh
I don't actually

[cunning niche]

@visual shard some of ur new ships that ur making caught on fire

[visual shard]

ouh why is this one star flickering so violently

[wraith quarry]

@hollow garden u awake?

[visual shard]

(it's the only visible one rn)

[rose cape]

@hollow garden u asleep?

[visual shard]

like where we're making them or what

[frank latch]

Does he know?

[visual shard]

I do!

stars flicker yes!

but this one is on like

[cunning niche]

the ports

[visual shard]

working overtime

[cunning niche]

aswell as the ships

[visual shard]

how

is someone burning them

[noble cradle]

Unpaid overtime was removed so that's why it's working

[frosty drum]

@cunning niche keep rebuilding!!!

[west path]

@visual shard hey buddy. Peace out

[cunning niche]

investigate

[west path]

i demand compensation in the form of 300 lbs of gold and 800lbs of silver yearly

[cunning niche]

@west path so uh men attack ur mainland colony! but their stoped at the defenses!

[west path]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1372275440131248189/1391974500719136849/image0.gif

[visual shard]

truth

[silent smelt]

guys

i have depression

[visual shard]

ok jarz

[silent smelt]

i dont

i saw honey bee and my day got brighter

[marsh lance]

@west path @balmy epoch are you hoggies done fighting i require banam

[frank latch]

~bt

[hardy saffron]

@frank latch: When on the day the eyes flew, the honey I saw burning.

[frank latch]

they're*

[frank latch]

peculiar

what does that mean Amp

you're not a poet

[midnight ocean]

@cunning niche make more...boats?

[visual shard]

this is an omen

[west path]

naur

[frank latch]

AUSSIE

[silent smelt]

time to eat cake!

i have 3 mcdonalds cheesecakes

guess the flavour!

[cunning niche]

fatty

chubby

and obese?

[silent smelt]

:(

[west path]

cheese?

or cherry

[frank latch]

chocolate

vanilla

[visual shard]

heart failure
diabetes
obesity

?

[frank latch]

"cheese"

he asks

[west path]

Well i mean

[visual shard]

no bullying qevie!

[west path]

Its a cheesecake.

https://tenor.com/view/critter-hhhhomeboyyyy-kings-dark-tidings-saga-by-kel-kade-bird-peculiar-creature-gif-25199506

[silent smelt]

i have vanilla

[cunning niche]

he means basic

[silent smelt]

strawberry

and green apple

btw ishowspeed cancelled his trip to slovakia after racists threats from slovaks

so did kanye west

[midnight ocean]

sounds about right

[silent smelt]

he cancelled his concert in slovakia aswell

[frosty drum]

@cunning niche have we finished yet!!!!

[visual shard]

oo star is very pretty

[west path]

send pictures

[silent smelt]

acnaq i have a question

[visual shard]

my camera quality is non existent

[frank latch]

this was justified

[visual shard]

but ok+

!

[silent smelt]

theres a meme going around slovakia and ill probably get warned for it but

they say

[fierce timber]

Jarz

[fierce timber]

Don't

[frank latch]

real

[fierce timber]

https://tenor.com/view/markiplier-dies-in-a-fire-gif-13424985233184761420

[fierce timber]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1215927406704066580/1266458458664996959/ezgif-5-a911dafe12.gif

[west path]

@xell is this true

[visual shard]

top right @west path

[west path]

this is peak

[silent smelt]

the progressives didnt want kanye to perform because he was fascists
and the republicans (far right party in slovakia aswell) didnt want him because he was black

both of these are like the current leading ideologies in slovakia

[visual shard]

it's the only star out rn

[west path]

I should go outside and photograph a star cuz i have stars here

[fierce timber]

https://tenor.com/view/peak-peak-game-stare-roblox-funny-gif-14204149163935063245

[balmy epoch]

me :

[frank latch]

bro lives in the UK

[silent smelt]

so at the end of the day, noneone in slovakia wanted him, not even the fascists 😭

[visual shard]

yeah

death to clouds

[frank latch]

[visual shard]

death to light pollution

let me see STARS

[frank latch]

truth

Light pollution is terrible here

[balmy epoch]

for now

[fierce timber]

When will we invent dark pollution

[frank latch]

the Everglades is the only place you can see the stars

[cunning niche]

https://tenor.com/view/86anime-eighty-six-frederica-derica-gran-mur-gif-23623724

@visual shard @west path a large scale naval invasion takes place.... 4 whales 🤯 and lots of ships the whales take the bulk of the patrols down while the ships go and fight! a large scale naval battle ensues!

[fierce timber]

To counter act light pollution

[frank latch]

Oil spills:

[visual shard]

I'm fortunate enough to atleast live away from the main city area

[midnight ocean]

how does this affect the economy

[fierce timber]

How will this affect the krill population

[midnight ocean]

also NO WAY you actually allowed him to train whales

your shitting me

[frosty drum]

@cunning niche have we finished yet

[fierce timber]

https://tenor.com/view/krill-shrimp-one-in-a-krillion-gif-15542733422990756729

[west path]

@visual shard no stars here but the moon was illuminating the sky nicely

[frank latch]

How will this affect the trout population

[cunning niche]

all they do is just flop on things

[fierce timber]

I'm gonna predict banan's next line

[noble cradle]

Best camera in Poland

[frank latch]

Astronomy if Luna wasn't fat:

[fierce timber]

"skillerz, the nobles are rebelling"

[visual shard]

ooo

[midnight ocean]

I dont think you understand how much a whale can obliterate even a modern sea vessel

[visual shard]

I love the sky

[frank latch]

stolen

[west path]

3% lower yields this year. Theyre migrating because of the whales.

[frank latch]

[balmy epoch]

the whale shit is actually bs

[west path]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1372275440131248189/1391974500719136849/image0.gif

[cunning niche]

@visual shard @west path ships come from behind from a jinnistanian island to try and do a "naval encirclment" and some even have catapults on the ships which knock out two whales but the ships eventually sink from the weight

[visual shard]

my wifi is so ass

[noble cedar]

No you just stated it to be whale shit, therefore it cannot be bull shit

[visual shard]

✅ ✅ ✅

[west path]

real

[fierce timber]

No way they rocked a whale

[frank latch]

I agree
but
I don't understand the logic of this universe

so

[balmy epoch]

it’s actual bs too

[frank latch]

~bt

[hardy saffron]

@frank latch: , need cow You confirmed this, cow. go K, for someone who has. You can't do this

[marsh lance]

Qevie fed the whales superior slop

[fierce timber]

Mods bomb the whales

[noble cedar]

~owoify

[frank latch]

Need cow

[hardy saffron]

@noble cedar: ^w^ @frank latch: , need cow chu confiwmed dish, cow. go k, fuw s-someone who haz. chu can't do dish (^³^)

[silent smelt]

يا جارزيانز، نهضوا. @balmy epoch أرسل هذا إلى أعدائك

[frank latch]

I do indeed want a pet cow

[balmy epoch]

Alhamdulillah

[fierce timber]

@cunning niche your next line is, "90%"

[cunning niche]

90% WHAT HOW!

[marsh lance]

Horrors of the arabian internet headass

[frosty drum]

@cunning niche %?

[midnight ocean]

this is so alien

[marsh lance]

Hivemind

[cunning niche]

89

[fierce timber]

@cunning niche %?

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/646687131313373224/1392030936782344342/Gt0gb-NWcAESjQr.gif

[cunning niche]

@balmy epoch @west path @visual shard please end the war

[visual shard]

@cunning niche that dee yem cannot go ignored btw

[cunning niche]

ur fuking stupid

[balmy epoch]

wait

[visual shard]

❌ ❌ ❌

[fierce timber]

https://tenor.com/view/richard-watterson-think-remember-i-rember-i-forgor-gif-22847457

[fierce timber]

I'm making fun of people buddy

[cunning niche]

u cant rebuild ships anymore without the hemp sails pls

[cunning niche]

like pls end

[frank latch]

@west path have you seen Andor?

[visual shard]

❌ ❌ ❌

[balmy epoch]

you can make it out of cottontoo

[fierce timber]

https://tenor.com/view/bulgaria-trollers-the-trollers-the-trollers-of-the-trollers-of-bulgaria-gif-27621521

[frank latch]

cus
I gotta say
The Ghorman's drip and aesthetic is 🔥

[silent smelt]

jarz will prevail 🇵🇸 يا جارزيانز، نهضوا.

[cunning niche]

LAND LAND LAND!

[balmy epoch]

actual railroading

[visual shard]

truth

[west path]

only first season

[fierce timber]

Sounds like gambling

10/10

[frank latch]

[cunning niche]

how

[frank latch]

Must watch the 2nd season

it is peak

[visual shard]

@cunning niche you can NOT ignore what I said about the whales in dms btw

[balmy epoch]

we need the men from Berlin

[frank latch]

I didn't care for the 1st arc to be completely honest
but the show only got better after

[silent smelt]

EVIL DIES TONIGHT @west path

[frank latch]

the Ghorman arc is peak cinema

[cunning niche]

@west path tbh its not fair ngl i will try and figure out a solution next sesh

[visual shard]

next session is too far bub

[silent smelt]

@balmy epoch يجب إيقاف الشر

[west path]

@balmy epoch @visual shard i am willing to give the colony back but we need to draw actual sea borders to prevent another war

[visual shard]

it makes this entire war unfair

[balmy epoch]

you’re trying to end the war when it’s just began

[west path]

🎎

[balmy epoch]

we want you out the mainland

[visual shard]

we literally did this btw

[cunning niche]

its been almost 2 hours of war bub

[west path]

My colony is staying cuh

[quick idol]

nah let him stay

[visual shard]

when the raiders first happened

[midnight ocean]

this is what blumi sees daily

[visual shard]

I drew sea borders

and YOU said we didn't need them qevie

[cunning niche]

u never sent it

[quick idol]

@cunning niche Ercania officially supports @west path

[cunning niche]

😭

[cunning niche]

ok

[noble cradle]

This is what happens when blumi sees pesto

[silent smelt]

side effects of schizophrenia

[noble cradle]

or ai ai

[balmy epoch]

Rwandas declare on Iran

[west path]

I had no patrols in place + this was a different issue

🐖🐖

[cunning niche]

@visual shard people are looting the capital!

[noble cradle]

Make pidjin great again

[frosty drum]

@cunning niche lets continue to rebuild
And continue
And continue

[frank latch]

LONG LIVE THE REBELLION
he says after rushing into an Imperial orphanage and detonating an IED

[marsh lance]

Qevie if he wasnt evil

[cunning niche]

@visual shard ur men scare off the whales

[visual shard]

that's great but are you retconning the whales yet

[west path]

im not?

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1372275440131248189/1391974500719136849/image0.gif

[cunning niche]

im giving them a debuff

[frank latch]

scare off the whales...

[visual shard]

debuff

[marsh lance]

The excessive pesto posting in question:

[visual shard]

🥀 🥀 🥀

[west path]

They dont know this but i suggested it myself 🤑🤑🤑

[cunning niche]

they harpooned the whale and t ran away

[visual shard]

yeah to KEEP your whales

[west path]

yep

[frank latch]

I know that whale...

[visual shard]

which are a bit bs icl

[balmy epoch]

It needs a complete retcon 💔

[visual shard]

truth nuke

[balmy epoch]

it shouldn’t work in the first place

no rewards for creativity

[west path]

alien work

[balmy epoch]

only for genius

Einstein didn’t get the theory of relativity by making stuff up

[cunning niche]

@balmy epoch @west path @visual shard peace pls

[balmy epoch]

no

[visual shard]

no

[balmy epoch]

literally I’ve done something very important it’s not time for peace

maybe we can continue it next session if you want

[visual shard]

✅

and next session the whales are retconned

[frosty drum]

Whales should be replaced with Krakens

[balmy epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/albert-einstein-lol-think-be-smart-think-wise-gif-8735407

[fierce timber]

https://tenor.com/view/truth-nuke-truth-true-soyjak-wojak-gif-14828627546768133163

[visual shard]

skillerz

is ahead of his times

[west path]

Grok: i agree!

[visual shard]

we are lucky to have you skillerd

[west path]

if theyre going for a death war not my problem

i will be bing chilling

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1372275440131248189/1391974500719136849/image0.gif

[cunning niche]

@west path okay so... a large amount of men and horses ride to ur mainland clony

[fierce timber]

If Banan gave me my 100% rebuilt

[west path]

uhhuh

[fierce timber]

I'd be happy...

[visual shard]

icl this war has been goofy from the beginning with the whales

[frosty drum]

@cunning niche full map fr

Plsss

[visual shard]

icl it's like 11pm

goodnight!

I care not no longer

[balmy epoch]

@cunning niche can we end the session and continue later

I gotta sleep too

[cunning niche]

@balmy epoch @west path brb pee wee break

[midnight ocean]

ok im playing isaac

[frosty drum]

@cunning niche some random 2 nations every session

[frank latch]

I notice you take a gif or meme or image
and reiterate it like 20 times till it's deader than dead

[fierce timber]

Bomb BoW

[frosty drum]

Im death itself when it comes to memes

[frank latch]

otay

[west path]

is this session dead

[frosty drum]

#1392965814428111038 message
Peak lore

[frosty drum]

No

[marsh lance]

🌽 🏀

[frosty drum]

@frank latch

[marsh lance]

Apologies skillerz, but i fear i had to

[fierce timber]

https://tenor.com/view/superman-fly-superman-fly-flying-look-up-gif-12915648852063518973

[cunning niche]

@west path u ntoice a smallfishing vessal to the west and its rowing fast ur men seem preoccupied shooting but when their done ia large amount of men jump out from a tunnel

seems like they dug through the night

and used the fishing vessal

as a distraction

[fierce timber]

actually it's a fishing vessel

[cunning niche]

@west path saleian warrior class men start killing the beeians and lighting everything on fire

[frosty drum]

@cunning niche 👁

[cunning niche]

@balmy epoch

the tunnel gets collapse

[silent smelt]

@west path DIES TONIGHT.

[cunning niche]

the only wat to escape is through thw water

[frank latch]

@cunning niche how much longer you hosta?

🙃

[noble cradle]

You arent hosting bow mw

[frank latch]

checks game room

[fierce timber]

Till tomorrow

[cunning niche]

i, done

[west path]

But i won the squid games

[frank latch]

peak

now for Bowistan

[silent smelt]

it should be stated that

[noble cradle]

People have played mws all day

[fierce timber]

Don't be pressured by this evil person banan

[noble cradle]

One bad one peak and now time for one mid

[frank latch]

I feel like hosting for a little bit

[noble cradle]

Jk

Bowistan doesn't seem that bad

At least as much as fish ,,,, who plays mw for 2 years

[silent smelt]

The nation of Xaetraland, condemns the acts of terrorism @west path's nation has committed against the nations of @frosty drum @balmy epoch and others. This behaivour should be deemed as unacceptable, unfriendly, unhumanitarian and very bad.

[noble cradle]

It seems so staleb

Like a dead horse

[frank latch]

Bowistan is a year old

so

ain't much different

[fierce timber]

Like a dead fish*

[cunning niche]

YAY!

[noble cradle]

Please don't institute a no nukes rule that shit is so stupid

[frank latch]

it's actually older than you think

it's more like 3 years old

[noble cradle]

It removes tension because people are actually scared of their consequences

[frank latch]

cus I started hosting January of the Russian invasion of Ukraine

[fierce timber]

MW players cannot handle the tension of having the destruction of a whole species in their hand

[frank latch]

I made that rule btw

but

[fierce timber]

I wouldn't trust y'all with a fork

[frank latch]

I won't follow that rule anymore

[silent smelt]

@west path is an international terrorist.

[frank latch]

although
I should make you aware
Bowistan is medieval
early renaissance, late medieval

so uhh

don't expect any nukes any time soon

eh?

[silent smelt]

@cunning niche

can we sanction

[frosty drum]

Modern era in 4 years 🔥 🔥 🔥

[silent smelt]

qevie or something?

[frank latch]

truth

[cunning niche]

u dont know of the war

[silent smelt]

traders and wanderers from over there told me of it

[frosty drum]

@cunning niche what is war?

[silent smelt]

they were sweating and allat

in despair

pain

visible pain

panting

[noble cedar]

Maybe I should do my own RPG

[frank latch]

🙏

that would be peak

in here or bowistan-yap?