🎲game-room

[cunning niche]

roman teenagers don t understand the weight of the sea

[balmy epoch]

sorry

[cunning niche]

and depth

alr

[prime compass]

Its okay

[midnight ocean]

whae

[visual shard]

@cunning niche train more tourguides

[cunning niche]

the tourgides love to show people round

[midnight ocean]

Why would you build a boat when you can dig under the sea like minecraft

[wild mason]

Well maybe this is a lesson to learn

Do we have any access to honey

[visual shard]

what a fire nation

[frank latch]

tourguides

[prime compass]

@cunning niche
Banamn send priests to the tribes to spread our faith and teach them of our ritual

[visual shard]

tourguides

[fresh jewel]

@cunning niche send a caravan and establish trade

[cunning niche]

thats a lake...

[frank latch]

bro trying to prop up a tourist industry

[visual shard]

holy peak this lake is part of my trade routes

[cunning niche]

😭

[hollow garden]

lol

[cunning niche]

the tribes wlecome

them

[midnight ocean]

yeah this is getting saved

[hollow garden]

@cunning niche let him

[cunning niche]

but arent sure if they wanna convert

[hollow garden]

He will trade with the lake

The fishes

[cunning niche]

yes

its a very sweet and smokey honey

[marsh lance]

Whoever took your star off you are a COWARD

[cunning niche]

from the volcan

[fresh jewel]

oh,anyway send a caravan with the nation east of the lake

[wild mason]

Do you just mean lava

[marsh lance]

3 MORE

[fresh jewel]

the teal nation

[visual shard]

@cunning niche stock our rafts with tourguides

[frank latch]

I'm confused

[cunning niche]

@noble cradle hello!

[midnight ocean]

top 10 map wars strategies

[cunning niche]

smth weird happens

[wild mason]

He is trying to trade with a LAKE

[hollow garden]

@cunning niche

[frank latch]

peak

[hollow garden]

It's a lake

[frank latch]

well

[noble cradle]

Fear

[visual shard]

holy peak btw I LOVE water

[cunning niche]

a group of buff agressive men wash up ashore

[frank latch]

even I was stupid enough not to realize it was a lake

[prime compass]

Tell them the reason we are so glorious is because of our ritual and the sacrifices!

[frank latch]

so

[cunning niche]

from the south

[prime compass]

Oughh

[fresh jewel]

i forgot dude

[balmy epoch]

group of honey bees

[hollow garden]

It's okay it's just funny

[fresh jewel]

anyway

[noble cradle]

Send scouts along the roads to investigate

[visual shard]

@cunning niche how are my cavalry horses btw I kinda forgot about them

[hollow garden]

We love you fict

[hollow garden]

How could you

Pon....

[visual shard]

I've been focusing on my tourguides

[hollow garden]

Did you forget to feed them...?

[visual shard]

❌

I fed

[frank latch]

when are we demoting belemin

[frank latch]

what do the tourguides do exactly

[prime compass]

Kill all terroneiks

[visual shard]

they function as tourguides

[balmy epoch]

@cunning niche can you elaborate on the teachings of Hitsos

[prime compass]

Murder the terroneiks

[cunning niche]

okay

[frank latch]

but... why

[prime compass]

Long live Andrej Tamur

[visual shard]

banan knows what the tourguides do🤫 🤫 🤫

[midnight ocean]

@cunning niche do i have any domestateable animals

[prime compass]

@frank latch you will pay for your crimes

[hollow garden]

But but I attacked west

[cunning niche]

he teaches basically a mix of the religions

[hollow garden]

Ah whatever

[fresh jewel]

@cunning niche my mistake send a caravan here

[cunning niche]

the best parts

[frank latch]

proof?

[visual shard]

i have domesticated deer its very yums

[cunning niche]

ok

[prime compass]

You are a terroneik

[hollow garden]

terrorneik*

[prime compass]

Populismus!

[visual shard]

you will be converted to paaniism btw

[cunning niche]

sheep, horses, cows, and nruvs

[prime compass]

Okay nvm you are a dirty blud

[fresh jewel]

i accept it with open arms

[prime compass]

I love Terroe

[hollow garden]

@cunning niche welcome the trade caravan

[visual shard]

nruv isn't a domesticatable animal btw

[balmy epoch]

any race worship?

[prime compass]

Pigs

[hollow garden]

"what do you want young trader?"

[visual shard]

nruv is a wild creature

[midnight ocean]

Ok start domesticating and farming them especially the horses

[balmy epoch]

Farming horses

evil

[noble cradle]

@midnight ocean I want to start establishing a legal system across Misam )paraderia new name unlocked) with there being a Divine Magistrate who resides in the capital court. Below him are the imperial magistrates, who will be responsible for courtly matters and investigating corrupt charges. Further below them will be the High Magistrates who will lead the court of a territory and convene with the Court-Magistrates, who will lead the lowest level of courts, having authority over a city and it's surrounding villages

[prime compass]

@cunning niche what animals do we have

[cunning niche]

slightly

[midnight ocean]

you know what I mean

for riding

[cunning niche]

sheep and cows

[visual shard]

@cunning niche do I have any domesticated animals other than the horse deer and belemin

[cunning niche]

(pigs)

[midnight ocean]

okay

[cunning niche]

fish

[visual shard]

no
he is a wild hog

[hollow garden]

Is there armed resistance or can I just clean them up

[cunning niche]

clean

[hollow garden]

@visual shard this is haram pon

[noble cradle]

@cunning niche *

[hollow garden]

Don't

[noble cradle]

My baf

Baf

Vad

Bad

[marsh lance]

@cunning niche bello nana

[visual shard]

buddy

I would NEVER eat nruv

[visual shard]

too fatty

[cunning niche]

so sorry i didnt see this

[hollow garden]

Let's finish this up

[marsh lance]

Its ok its looking pretty crowded rn

[visual shard]

@cunning niche send my tourguides on their rafts to inspect the local oceans
go as far out as we can

[cunning niche]

okay!

[prime compass]

Real
Begin farming them and using their meat to fuel our people

M

[marsh lance]

Do you want me to go to dms when you can respond anytime you wanna

[hollow garden]

You evil

[cunning niche]

yes pls

[hollow garden]

What did the sheep do to deserve to die

[prime compass]

No?

[hollow garden]

What if you were a sheep

[prime compass]

They taste delicious

[cunning niche]

you get in contact with @west path

[prime compass]

Raw beef 🥀

[hollow garden]

Oh no

Dm hell

[cunning niche]

they surrender

[visual shard]

qevim

[cunning niche]

unconditionally

[west path]

Deploy the nuclear bombs

[visual shard]

hello qev

[visual shard]

evil

may we see map @cunning niche

[cunning niche]

WAR NUMBER 3 or 4 INCOMING

[visual shard]

are you the yellow island nation btw

[noble cradle]

@cunning niche may we establish this court system that definitely won't cause a bureaucratic mess down the line

[midnight ocean]

@cunning niche more wheat farms along the river and expand the silver mines

[fresh jewel]

@cunning niche more rice farms and expand the port

[hollow garden]

Why are they still resisting 😭 put the thing in the bag

What was the meme again

[cunning niche]

THEY SURRENDER

[hollow garden]

@frank latch bowa remind me

Put the fry in the bag

[visual shard]

wait I can reach to the distance of the yellow nation in all directions without a break
how peak are my boats

[hollow garden]

Ah right

[noble cradle]

Put the fries in the bag

[balmy epoch]

I’m gonna sleep

[marsh lance]

I see the qevver

[prime compass]

@hollow garden
Build more wheat farms across the river and produce more merchant ships

[hollow garden]

Thank you parader 🙏

[noble cradle]

Least lazy commie fornian

[hollow garden]

Nuh uj

[balmy epoch]

it’s 2am

[hollow garden]

Gn bee

[west path]

@marsh lance this… is who i am

[hollow garden]

Tesbah 3la kher

[prime compass]

You are a dirty blud

[west path]

yea

[prime compass]

Real

[hollow garden]

In the US?

[prime compass]

Goodnight

[midnight ocean]

honey bee is in iran rn

[hollow garden]

Don't lie Bludish

You can't read it

[balmy epoch]

im in Tehran

[prime compass]

I can

[noble cradle]

Blud got deported to ISRAEL ✌🏻 👽

[prime compass]

You said goodnight

[balmy epoch]

I’m getting more missiles from Russia

to Iran

[hollow garden]

Fr?

[balmy epoch]

no im in Armenia

[visual shard]

arpeakia

[hollow garden]

Ah

[midnight ocean]

I knew honey bee was armenian

[prime compass]

@hollow garden
You should adopt my Religion bludish

[midnight ocean]

I knew it

[visual shard]

azermidjan

[hollow garden]

I underestimated your arabic skills

[balmy epoch]

I’m Russian

[prime compass]

You will pay

[visual shard]

he doesn't the arab

[hollow garden]

I already adopted pon's religion

[prime compass]

But mine better

[midnight ocean]

thats what all armenians say

[prime compass]

Do not listen to the blud

[hollow garden]

Join us belemin

@fresh jewel

[prime compass]

Im sorry but sacrifices are better

[balmy epoch]

ok Ukrainian

[prime compass]

ough rituals

[visual shard]

@prime compass ‎ستموت وحيدا❤️ ❤️

[cunning niche]

ur resources are exhausted after every trip btw

[fresh jewel]

belemin DEMOTED

[noble cradle]

Banana banana 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌

[fresh jewel]

anyway

[prime compass]

Nope

[hollow garden]

Meanie

[balmy epoch]

we all know you’re just Russian who speaks weird

[prime compass]

You will die alone

[fresh jewel]

@prime compass join us

[visual shard]

evil

[wild mason]

@cunning niche With all of your stolen metals, do you think we have enough to start making metal arrows 🤔

[prime compass]

No

[midnight ocean]

Russians are ukrainians who speak weird actually

[hollow garden]

Wait they did?

[visual shard]

this is not a nice thing to say فخر

[hollow garden]

Yippe

[prime compass]

No

[cunning niche]

tipped or whole?

[cunning niche]

yes

[visual shard]

belemni is فخر

[wild mason]

tipped 👽

[cunning niche]

okay

yeah i think so

[hollow garden]

We will annex their land and incorporate their weapons and military infrastructure into our army

[midnight ocean]

whole metal arrows outside of terraria

[cunning niche]

@visual shard surprise mf

ur men are captured

[visual shard]

what's the surprise

[cunning niche]

by yellow nation

[visual shard]

huh

[hollow garden]

And well other than that we will appoint aplazian governors and send paanian missionaries to their people

[cunning niche]

the explorers

[visual shard]

@west path why

💔

[visual shard]

the TOURGUIDES

[prime compass]

@cunning niche
Does someone around me have access to steel

[visual shard]

tourguides

[cunning niche]

all of the land captured?

[hollow garden]

nooo pon

[prime compass]

Does anyone here have something

[hollow garden]

All of their land yes

[fresh jewel]

@west path im killinf you!!

[west path]

Sorry buddy but we need to feed your people our zaza

However

[hollow garden]

Real

[visual shard]

will you free them after

[west path]

I cannot have you stealing that shit

[cunning niche]

steel is rare in antiquity

[west path]

yea

[cunning niche]

very rare

[hollow garden]

Are acnaq and qevie operating a drug cartel

[prime compass]

,roll 20 spawn steel

[haughty inlet]

belemin_

:game_die: You rolled 9

[prime compass]

Oughhh

[rose cape]

@cunning niche hi! im here

[visual shard]

ok yeah that's fine then

[hollow garden]

Failure

[rose cape]

what is jmy

coujtryu

[hollow garden]

You blood

[visual shard]

just let my tourguides pass

[prime compass]

Iron, bronze?!

[prime compass]

Klez plz Red autumn we will win

[cunning niche]

hi!!

[midnight ocean]

what metals do I have

[frosty drum]

@cunning niche dms!!!

[cunning niche]

@rose cape the blue

[visual shard]

@west path can we restock on resources btw we ran out

[rose cape]

i mean country uupdate

olike what they do

[prime compass]

red dead redemption

[cunning niche]

tin silver copper

[cunning niche]

they chulling

[west path]

@cunning niche do thisa

[cunning niche]

just developing

[hollow garden]

This looks nice

@cunning niche map?

[visual shard]

you a kind man qevid

[rose cape]

ok im deporting you to dms

[midnight ocean]

cant you make bronze with tin and copper

or am I tripping

[cunning niche]

@noble cradle the buff men are cuasing. aruckus

[hollow garden]

Crazy

[midnight ocean]

whats bronze again

[hollow garden]

I mean the new one

[visual shard]

shut up?

[noble cradle]

Did our scouts learn anything

[prime compass]

@cunning niche banam do the tribes have iron or bronze

[hollow garden]

Sorry

Forgive me pon

[midnight ocean]

@cunning niche build more smelters and smithies and make bronze tools

[noble cradle]

About them

[visual shard]

it's ok elsa we forgive

[hollow garden]

cussing

[cunning niche]

mhm

@midnight ocean u also have iron

[hollow garden]

I should copy

[cunning niche]

i forgot what iron was called

@visual shard sooo

smth bizarre happens

the men comback

spewing about some sun god

[wild mason]

We should look around the island for poisonous plants @cunning niche

[cunning niche]

@hollow garden what parts do you annex

[midnight ocean]

why did you not tell me this before skull

[prime compass]

Begin trading with them in exchange for iron or bronze

Use the iron or..Bronze to produce armour for our military aswell as better farming tools AND a better ritual knife

[cunning niche]

i did

[visual shard]

@cunning niche travel along the river and begin settling here

[cunning niche]

ok

[midnight ocean]

mine more iron and also make iron tools

[fresh jewel]

send a caravan to this nation @cunning niche

[hollow garden]

Well all of it?

[cunning niche]

that nations gone

[cunning niche]

okay

[visual shard]

convert them @hollow garden

[fresh jewel]

oh

[hollow garden]

Yes pon

[fresh jewel]

send the updated map

NOW

[hollow garden]

You can send missions here

[frosty drum]

@cunning niche dms!!!

[visual shard]

@cunning niche send missionaries to peter's former land

[hollow garden]

I love how fict is sending cravens to everyone

[cunning niche]

@frosty drum the line starts crumbling

[prime compass]

@hollow garden send a nuke to contana

[rose cape]

is skilleria cooked?

[frosty drum]

Nope

[cunning niche]

sskillerz is red

[midnight ocean]

why is skillerz at war with the big red nation

oh nvm

[noble cradle]

@cunning niche I want to raise some local troops and send some of our already trained imperial guards in the capital to go investigate the buff men in the south. Have some of the local militias guard the road as well to prevent them from going north

[rose cape]

oh

[wild mason]

People should take it in small doses to build up an immunity over time and it should be gate kept from outsiders

We will process these plants into their juices and pulp, and sell that off to anyone who needs poison

[fresh jewel]

send a caravan to this nation

@cunning niche

[hollow garden]

What is it

The tobac?

[cunning niche]

@midnight ocean lpat wants to set up relations with you

they've sent

[hollow garden]

It's skillerz

[midnight ocean]

yes

[prime compass]

@cunning niche plz react

[alpine raft]

@cunning niche can i play as a nomadic mongolian nation

[wild mason]

@cunning niche

[fresh jewel]

ik

[cunning niche]

a diplomat

[fresh jewel]

i need more trade btw

[cunning niche]

none there yet

[cunning niche]

theres lily of the valley

[midnight ocean]

@marsh lance do I eat them as a sign of respect

[noble cradle]

Ok dread pirate Roberts

[alpine raft]

ping me when i can truly live as a mongolian, and collapse 3 generations later

[marsh lance]

Only if you accept their offer but yesss omgg

[visual shard]

@hollow garden holiest temple right here btw

[midnight ocean]

whats the offer

[cunning niche]

@rose cape

[hollow garden]

Netherlands ahh reference

[rose cape]

k

[hollow garden]

Dio de donnus

[marsh lance]

That we be greater friends, and begin trade of resources, i have many bundles of corn and good mud builders, i can even offer you a branch of my aqueduct system

[visual shard]

day of giving

[alpine raft]

https://tenor.com/view/shitty-wok-city-south-park-gif-7701357

mongolia

[marsh lance]

You simply must try the salted corn paste

[alpine raft]

I am a mongolian now

[midnight ocean]

Yes I approve I can also give you my sugar cane

[marsh lance]

True! True! True!

[fresh jewel]

the caravaning

[alpine raft]

Новш чинь

mongolian btw

[noble cradle]

Shmungs who are AMONG US : ☠️ ☠️ 🎷 🐫

[midnight ocean]

~bt

[alpine raft]

Бүгд nekcrop мөндөртэй байна

[hardy saffron]

@midnight ocean: 🎷 Unity: 🐫 ☠️ ☠️ SHUNG

[visual shard]

traditional script is better btw

[wild mason]

Banan the whole point of this was to not have outsiders know what it was 💔💔

[midnight ocean]

King of the hill netflix adapttion

that actually looks so real

[alpine raft]

Бид дэлхийг ноёрхох төслүүдийнхээ төлөө дэлхийг байлдан дагуулах ёстой, Монголчууд үнэхээр дэлхийн хамгийн гавьяатай ард түмэн учраас өөр хэн ч хөгжихгүй. Сайн Монгол

[hollow garden]

Family guy real life

[noble cradle]

Is this real 🙏🏻 ✝️ ?

[cunning niche]

@midnight ocean

[visual shard]

chupa karja kuttaya

[hollow garden]

Quagmire you are a quagmire of trouble

[visual shard]

?????

[cunning niche]

im sorry 😭

[midnight ocean]

settle all of those little small islands

[hollow garden]

Meg you are a punching girl

[visual shard]

menu ni pata

[cunning niche]

ok

[visual shard]

vaddaya

[hollow garden]

Peter you are a family guy

[prime compass]

@hollow garden shut up

[midnight ocean]

just to make the map look better

[hollow garden]

@cunning niche pon wants to see the map

[prime compass]

You are a blud

F

[hollow garden]

Sorry

[visual shard]

do I

[hollow garden]

Yes

[alpine raft]

hidden loan hut is crazy

[prime compass]

O campeão tinha nome

[visual shard]

alien react

[hollow garden]

Illa tupran

[noble cradle]

My name is Cleveland brown and this is my family

[visual shard]

I'm speaking punjabj btw

not hindi

[prime compass]

It means the champion had a name btw

[hollow garden]

I'm back in my hometown

[fresh jewel]

start a colony here @cunning niche

[alpine raft]

Газар доороос шууд ирж байгаа цагдаа нар новш.
Тэд залууг зүгээр л бор өнгөтэй болгоод үзэн яддаг

[prime compass]

O campeão sempre vai ter nome

Se chama Charles Do Bronx

[alpine raft]

@cunning niche Gilbert arenas in HOF or nah?

[alpine raft]

Charles Oliveira

[cunning niche]

bro

[prime compass]

❤️‍🩹

[cunning niche]

thats too far

[visual shard]

tu bhot mota ah

[frosty drum]

@hollow garden what do you think of my nation

[prime compass]

@cunning niche
Hi id like to far build more ships for exploration mainly to the north

[alpine raft]

@prime compass do you want me to teach you portuguese so you can better define the campeão

[fresh jewel]

here @cunning niche

[visual shard]

@cunning niche do I have the strongest navy in my local area yet

[noble cradle]

@cunning niche alms for the poor?

[prime compass]

Okay!

[prime compass]

https://tenor.com/view/seal-realization-smile-frown-happy-gif-13896020884375599191

[frosty drum]

https://tenor.com/view/goku-prowler-goku-goku-mad-goku-dbs-dbs-gif-11120329515669448575

[prime compass]

TS pmo

[wild mason]

Take the port
Reclaim the naqlands

[cunning niche]

bro UR ALMOST BANKRUPT

CONSOLODATE MONEY

[alpine raft]

first words to use when talking about charles
perfeito
lindo
cheiroso
Rei
campeão
poderoso
Artistico
imparável

[visual shard]

holy peak

[hollow garden]

We will establish many farms in this river base

[fresh jewel]

ok cancel the colony building

[cunning niche]

they say they come from the continent to the south

[prime compass]

@cunning niche did you...see the Action with the iron and bronze

[hollow garden]

It will be our agricultural hub

[cunning niche]

trying to explore

[visual shard]

@hollow garden strongest navy in the local area btw

[cunning niche]

ok

[cunning niche]

yes

[hollow garden]

Fict do you need a loan

[prime compass]

Real

[prime compass]

Okay!

[frosty drum]

@cunning niche dms

[fresh jewel]

yeah

[hollow garden]

W pon

[fresh jewel]

@wild mason im canceling our deal

[hollow garden]

I will give 150 copper coin loan interest is 1 coin every year

[noble cradle]

Tell them to stop causing a ruckus and invite the leader of their group to the capital. Have some of the imperial guard stay with them at all time and give them food and milk on the way to the capital

[fresh jewel]

accepted

[cunning niche]

they ask you to send a ship since their ships are bad

[hollow garden]

@visual shard how strong is the pink nation

[prime compass]

O campeão é perfeito, um artista e o nome dele é Charles "Do Bronx" Oliveira

[hollow garden]

They seem weak

[prime compass]

@hollow garden

You.

[hollow garden]

Me

[wild mason]

Can we have a meeting at one of your coastal cities

[visual shard]

I have never interacted with this nation I wouldn't know

[noble cradle]

Ask them where they are from and about their nation of origin

[prime compass]

You are ilia topuria

Topturo

[fresh jewel]

“meeting” my ass

[cunning niche]

@frosty drum after MONTHS of holding the forntline

[fresh jewel]

youre gonna sack the city

[cunning niche]

they collapse

[frosty drum]

Finally

[cunning niche]

they say they come from the southern peninsula before devils kicked them out to their colony

[frosty drum]

@cunning niche do they surrender

[visual shard]

@cunning niche turn these lands into rich agricultural farms

[hollow garden]

@cunning niche celebrate the peterians culture traditions and finish appointing the new governors
Get our army to consolidate control and build castles in the countryside to assert our control

[prime compass]

@cunning niche
Expand the military and make every man who is above 18 be forced to serve atleast 2 years in the military

[prime compass]

Governor Bron

[visual shard]

I'll be keeping my missionaries there for awhile btw

[cunning niche]

ok

[hollow garden]

You can keep them indefinitely

[cunning niche]

yes

[cunning niche]

korea

hongdae boys

[visual shard]

truth nuke

[cunning niche]

alright

[noble cradle]

Offer them a choice : they can stay here and do mercenary work for our government OR we can give them some ships and soldiers to help retake the colony

[prime compass]

NO

NO HONGDAE

Are you open mindeu

[cunning niche]

no they live in the colony

their mainland

was taken over

[noble cradle]

Oh

[prime compass]

@cunning niche have the tribes converted yet

[cunning niche]

do u lib aloneu?

[hollow garden]

Devils?

[cunning niche]

slowly but shurley

[cunning niche]

(skillerz)

[hollow garden]

Literal devils or just their enemies

[visual shard]

@cunning niche send up some tourguides and baskets near the pink nation to fish

[prime compass]

Was zur hölle

[hollow garden]

Oh

[visual shard]

what the hell

[prime compass]

Keep..sending priests

[cunning niche]

@frosty drum capitulation

[prime compass]

Yes

[cunning niche]

ok

[prime compass]

@hollow garden hey klez

[frosty drum]

Annex it

[hollow garden]

Yes belemin

[noble cradle]

Ok well ask to have a meeting with the leader of the colony and give them a ship back to their homeland. Bring some gifts and have a couple imperial guards watch over them

[hollow garden]

Imperialism

[noble cradle]

Back to their colony homeland

[wild mason]

Skillerz overextension arc

[prime compass]

Charles sempre será o NOSSO campeão

[frosty drum]

Its roman times

[cunning niche]

@fresh jewel pirates are back!!!

[fresh jewel]

@cunning niche send out a caravan to the continent’s interior to convert natives

[fresh jewel]

rigged

[hollow garden]

@cunning niche send scouts to see the strength of this pink nation and how strong is their army compared to us

[prime compass]

Why is the Syrlstarian saying this?

[fresh jewel]

aneuay

[cunning niche]

@frosty drum yeah u gotta chill ngl

[fresh jewel]

anyway

[hollow garden]

The Blumi pirates?

[prime compass]

Are pie rats a problem for me

[rose cape]

skillerz yugoslavia arc

[frosty drum]

Thats why im not doing war next session

[noble cradle]

skillerz yugoslavia arc

[prime compass]

@hollow garden no ignoring

Ban

[hollow garden]

What does this mean

[fresh jewel]

@visual shard @hollow garden help me deal with the pirates

[karmic chasm]

someone to play elden ring nightreign? im tired to playing with randoms

[prime compass]

Charles will always be OUR champion

[prime compass]

No im broke

plz money

[cunning niche]

no

[midnight ocean]

@cunning niche whats the state of my standing army if I have one

[cunning niche]

UHM GUYS

[prime compass]

Okay!

[cunning niche]

CALM DOWN

5TH WAR

[cunning niche]

good

[visual shard]

you're on the other side of the continent cro

[midnight ocean]

how

[hollow garden]

What nation are you fict

[frosty drum]

No way

[fresh jewel]

ill hire some mercenaries

[visual shard]

@hollow garden respond btw

[fresh jewel]

ill take 100 of em

[hollow garden]

Is that Elden ring multiplayer?

[karmic chasm]

yes

[fresh jewel]

@visual shard ill hire 100 mercenaries from your nation

[visual shard]

hmmmmm

[hollow garden]

@cunning niche send 300 mercenaries to help fict for free

[visual shard]

what are you offering

[hollow garden]

How long will it take them to reach him tho

[cunning niche]

@rose cape had the element of surprise

[visual shard]

is fict not a lost cause btw

[fresh jewel]

a quarter of my navy

[hollow garden]

No he just needs protection from pirates

[fresh jewel]

wait

[visual shard]

that's great but uuh respond bub

[fresh jewel]

not my navy

army

[karmic chasm]

I thought that this game was a shit but is not so bad

[visual shard]

buddy I have the strongest navy in our area rn

[visual shard]

hmmmd

it is a deal

[fresh jewel]

great

[frosty drum]

@hollow garden do you remember the avatar mw where I charged my population into battle when I was the northern water tribe

[prime compass]

O campeão

[cunning niche]

@fresh jewel MORE PIRATES!

[west path]

Cro what is going on rn

[noble cradle]

@cunning niche have we established contact yet

[cunning niche]

yes

[west path]

@noble cradle which region ar you

[cunning niche]

the leader comes over

he is dressed in a loincloth

and wolf helmet

he REEKS

[hollow garden]

The twovo one?

[frosty drum]

No yours

[prime compass]

When will twovo host

[noble cradle]

I support this practice of not showering, I can tell we will be friends

[prime compass]

I need to free Asnini

[noble cradle]

Anyways

[midnight ocean]

reference

[fresh jewel]

@cunning niche send all navy ships to the coastal cities

[visual shard]

@cunning niche bring back my baskets and tourguides
give the pink nation some of the fish we caught as a thanks for not bothering us

[hollow garden]

@cunning niche did we learn what's up with them yet

[hollow garden]

Who is this gentleman

[noble cradle]

I want to ask him about his fallen nation and the current state of the colony , and then offer him protection , as long as he pays tribute. Also promise to help retake his lands , and make sure him and his entourage are well fed and housed

[prime compass]

@cunning niche
Hi! Build the Therme for people to relax and clean themselves!
The week of the sacrifice, the entry will be FREE

Thermal bath

[west path]

Parader, where is thine nation

[prime compass]

b*th

[west path]

i require allies.

[cunning niche]

they strong pre timskip they was alr @ antiquity

[midnight ocean]

holy peak

[noble cradle]

It's on the south coast of one of the northern continents

[cunning niche]

he tells you about the devils in skilleria

[west path]

Aw hell naw

[prime compass]

The devil ( @hollow garden )

[west path]

Im in the southernmost point

[hollow garden]

Meh we can probably annex them

[midnight ocean]

do we kill discord

[hollow garden]

Real

[pine copper]

You the type

[prime compass]

Fascist

[fresh jewel]

@cunning niche the pirates have been dealt with

[visual shard]

@cunning niche my tourguides and baskets go back up near the pink nations waters to fish

[hollow garden]

Do I withdraw the mercenaries?

[fresh jewel]

yeah

[hollow garden]

@cunning niche send the pink nation an ultimatum

[prime compass]

Okay i wanna sleep

[noble cradle]

Ok. Propose an offer where he will essentially become our Satrapy and pay us tribute, but in exchange we will protect him from outside forces and the skillerzian devils. Promise to help retake his homeland as well

[visual shard]

I will withdraw the mercenaries

[prime compass]

@hollow garden shaytan

[hollow garden]

Either they join our nation and they will be allowed autonomy in everything except paying taxes to us and contributing to our army

[midnight ocean]

🥀

[hollow garden]

They saw what happened to Peter's nation

Or we will invade them

[midnight ocean]

jarz will be seen with one of these things within the coming week

[hollow garden]

Are we deadass

[visual shard]

deaduzz

[hollow garden]

Who even uses the profile cover thing

[frosty drum]

Mf
Im not gonna mess with them anymore bro

[cunning niche]

they are strongest bro

[hollow garden]

they are stronger?

[cunning niche]

yes

pre timskip alr at antiquity

[hollow garden]

what about me and pon vs them

[cunning niche]

still

[visual shard]

woahwoahwoah

[hollow garden]

Wild

[visual shard]

who said I was getting involved

I'm just fishing near their waters

[prime compass]

Okay i sleep

[hollow garden]

I was just asking Mr pon

Don't worry

[visual shard]

goodnight beemin

[wild mason]

Pie Rats of the carry bean

[prime compass]

@cunning niche
What plants are in our area

[prime compass]

Ginseng?!!

[hollow garden]

@cunning niche we infact will not mess with them

[cunning niche]

@rose cape

[visual shard]

@cunning niche my tourguides and baskets are done fishing

[cunning niche]

okay

[midnight ocean]

how are there so many wars already

why cant we be chill

[wild mason]

@cunning niche

[visual shard]

@cunning niche how much of the yellow nation has converted to paaniism

[wild mason]

Because they stopped paying me

[hollow garden]

Which one is blumi

[midnight ocean]

@cunning niche start sending settlers to the outskirts of my nation to found more towns and cities

[prime compass]

@cunning niche mister banamnia

Pick plants in our area and examine them for their effects
If we find Ginseng or Indian Tobacco or some Sage use it as medicine to treat the sick

Okay bye

[fresh jewel]

@cunning niche expand the mining operations and start construction on a grand paani temple in the capital

[cunning niche]

fr

[prime compass]

@hollow garden shaytan. You will die

[cunning niche]

hi

[hollow garden]

Fict is paani?

[cunning niche]

okay

[hollow garden]

I'm malak

[prime compass]

You blud

[cunning niche]

u find ginger and ginseng

[fresh jewel]

when i started contact with pid jinn i converted

[visual shard]

holy peak let me send you the beliefs in dee yems rq

[hollow garden]

Ah W

Do you want to join the Paani alliance

[prime compass]

We should use these to treat the sick and infected

Okay goodnight

[noble cradle]

@cunning niche banaaaanaaaanmmmmmm guli guli guli banamnamnan

[fresh jewel]

yes

[hollow garden]

Goodnight belemin

[cunning niche]

he agrees

[wild mason]

Fake religion made up by the " m*les " 🤢🤢🤢

[cunning niche]

gn

[wild mason]

Acnaq will survive

[frank latch]

~bt

[hardy saffron]

@frank latch: Religion, 🤢🤢🤢 the milk. "M*les" were

[visual shard]

when do we all convert to paaniism btw

[hollow garden]

@cunning niche send explorers to see what resources are in the holy east

[cunning niche]

@visual shard people are insultimg paaniism

[hollow garden]

The holy east is Aplazia's birthright

[visual shard]

evil

[cunning niche]

by calling it paani purri

[visual shard]

The religion of the Jinnistani people is the glorious Paani faith
They are devoted to the water, seeing all of its life as embodiments of deities. They pray by facing the ocean and twice a year, offerings of food are rafted out and released into the sea in celebrations known as "Dio de donnus". Fish are a staple food as eating them is seem as becoming closer to God
In terms of culture, the Jinnistani people are obviously devoted to the water. Their prime beliefs are in community and the importance of the group over the individual. Some core values consist of:
Nobody gets left behind
Everyone does what they can to help
We are different in person but same in goal

[hollow garden]

They is why free speech is bad

[cunning niche]

there are metals and steel

[visual shard]

notice how it's peak

[cunning niche]

but low traces

[hollow garden]

Expansiona east

We need to get these metals

[midnight ocean]

@cunning niche start breeding stronger horses with more stamina and training people to ride them

also use them for farming

[hollow garden]

But can they run and freeze their opponents

[midnight ocean]

what

[cunning niche]

okay\

[noble cradle]

I want to send an imperial magistrate to oversee the construction of an imperial court in the colony and I want to start trading with them. Also ask their leader for a diplomatic representative of their nation to reside and consult with the imperial capital

[wild mason]

I kind of just want to start killing some people

[dull wing]

Official Roster for The First WorldBox Games Final Round!

[hollow garden]

I need to improve this first before expanding

[cunning niche]

colonize

[visual shard]

what is this and where am i💔

ok I'm gonna sleep

goodnight

[dull wing]

#1389664430890942624 message

[hollow garden]

@cunning niche we will build the Nerian road

To connect the country

And the holy east

[cunning niche]

okay

[hollow garden]

Goodnight pon

I will sleep too

[hollow garden]

Did project X finish btw

Anyways goodbye chat

[cunning niche]

bye bye

@noble cradle diplomats

arrive

from skillerzia

[noble cradle]

Ok

[wild mason]

Is the session done

[noble cradle]

Invite them to the capital and offer the same treatment we gave our satrapy and inform our satrapy of their arrival

[rose cape]

no

[cunning niche]

no

[cunning niche]

@frosty drum

[frosty drum]

Hello

[dull wing]

@visual shard 😔

[frosty drum]

@noble cradle hello there
Hows it going parader

[noble cradle]

Ok

[midnight ocean]

@cunning niche make more boats

[cunning niche]

@visual shard smths happening

at a festival

some fanatics spewing about a sungod

[frosty drum]

@cunning niche when is session ending ngl
Theres been like 5 wars

[cunning niche]

start preaching

and preaching

[visual shard]

bub I need to SLEEP

why am I getting PINGED

[cunning niche]

alr

tomorrow

[rose cape]

@visual shard

[cunning niche]

sorry

[visual shard]

evil banan

[midnight ocean]

bloons??!

[visual shard]

it's ok we forgive you

[visual shard]

evil amaz

[rose cape]

i hope it's not too... vengeful

[noble cradle]

Did the skillerzian diplomats just drop by to say hello

Ok

[frosty drum]

No I had to deal with irl shit

[cunning niche]

end od the naq wars

[rose cape]

they were just visiting for fun

[cunning niche]

ting*

[noble cradle]

Ting ting ting Sahur wars

😂

[rose cape]

can you color my vassal in my color pls thanks 🥰

when you have a chnace

[marsh lance]

The feral hog breeding program is here, i will be maximizing strength!!

I will genetically modify the beasts

[cunning niche]

next sesh too tired

i'll make it a shade of ur colour

[marsh lance]

@midnight ocean mr acnaq, be prepared

[dull wing]

Sorr

[marsh lance]

You just have to give it a chance

[frosty drum]

@cunning niche top 5 best nations list frfr

[midnight ocean]

you will create monsters beyond our control

[noble cradle]

Ok then what are they here for

[marsh lance]

The horse sized battle hog in question

[frosty drum]

To answer questions you might have

[rose cape]

@cunning niche top 5 worst nations list frfr

[noble cradle]

The eyequited

[noble cradle]

About ?

[frosty drum]

Anything

[cunning niche]

tmrw

[cunning niche]

today

[fresh jewel]

Eye rider

[cunning niche]

skillerz

skillerz

[cunning niche]

obama

obama

and obama

[noble cradle]

Ok we don't have any questions at this time

[rose cape]

wow

[noble cradle]

@cunning niche escort the skillerzian diplomats back home

[rose cape]

~bt

[hardy saffron]

@rose cape: So you asked me and yet you are not us

[rose cape]

@noble cradle kill the skillerian diplomats on the way

and invade skilleria

[cunning niche]

okay and session end

[noble cradle]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

parader_

:game_die: You rolled 20

[rose cape]

@cunning niche

[noble cradle]

They are killed

[rose cape]

also blame it on prader

[noble cradle]

Just kidding

I'm a funny jokester

😂

Why so serious ?

[rose cape]

,roll funny jokester, evil satan

[haughty inlet]

amazting

:game_die: funny jokester

[cunning niche]

ok

[rose cape]

wow!

also develop f-35s

[cunning niche]

GN GUYS!

[rose cape]

gn ban

[frosty drum]

Skillerz was one of best btw

[west path]

This was epeak

i made a dish. for my nation. I am truly a genius.

[marsh lance]

I also have one

It is made of ground up corn

Salted for presevation

We occasionally eat meat but that will be reserved for our… violent ferak hogs

[west path]

Why can you… not eat non-poverty food

[dull wing]

Huh 😭

[marsh lance]

VOGALIAN FOOD IS MORE THAN THAT

[midnight ocean]

holy fish:

[frank latch]

btw

[marsh lance]

Top 3 most popular Vogalian dishes

1: Adgeş va Kyügs “Orange Cakes”
A simple dish, typically enjoyed as a snack or side by Volagians,
Made with dehydrated carrots ground into a powder, then mixed into flatbread dough, it provides a unique taste to the bread that the people seem to have developed a taste for, can also be made with sugar for a sweeter variety, the savory variant is often used to mop up a kind of chutney made from Maizan peppers

Behold

[frank latch]

I feel like I've missed a major opportunity for Bowistan
cus nobody is really a major salt producer

[marsh lance]

Vogalian boiled salt:

[frank latch]

Imma try to do stuff with that next session

[frank latch]

true

[marsh lance]

We boil our seawater son 😂

[frank latch]

that seems... quite ineffective tbh

[marsh lance]

But… i could also use the beaches of my southern colony to make salt beds

[frank latch]

might be easier just to import it

[marsh lance]

Truly.. peakness

[frank latch]

true

that area is good for that type of thing

[marsh lance]

Warm enough for mass evaporation

I know what im doing next session!

With the empire established i will be expanding my colony to its full limits

(Not very big but uhh)

[frank latch]

btw
should I host tomorrow at like 9:00am?

Eastern

[marsh lance]

Uhh idk thats up to youm

[marsh lance]

I will maximize production by jam packing it with a system

[frank latch]

true
but
I want to host at times that are more ideal to certain people
cus they aren't American

[west path]

what about the maizan

[frank latch]

Maizan moment:

although
your vassal in the north probably produces quite a bit of salt

since that's a saltwater sea

[west path]

Salt mines..??

do we not have any

[marsh lance]

I will either end up producing enough salt to be self sufficient or i will end up making a surplus somehow and selling it

[frank latch]

you do
a couple large ones. focused mainly in the east of the nation

[marsh lance]

Dorak seawater is low salinity though since BoW said seals live up there

[frank latch]

but they produce enough mainly for domestic use

[marsh lance]

The dorak (baikal) seal 😍

@west path you wish you had

[dull wing]

How long has Bowistan been going?

[west path]

I created it xuddy

I have the linzian insecteater

[frank latch]

nearly a year now

[dull wing]

Wow

Good job

[frank latch]

(I should probably bring it out back)

[dull wing]

Nah keep it fr fr

[frank latch]

most of it was spent in development
or inactive

cus of school

[west path]

It will be good after you stop applying modern logic to it

[dull wing]

Ohh i see

Still

[west path]

there is potential

[west path]

I will stan bowistan if you let me olay on Dorak.

[frank latch]

elaborate

[marsh lance]

Please sir bow it would be so sososos peak

[west path]

My glaze for bowistan will be unrivalled even by my glaze of fish mw

[west path]

Those who nose:

I havent experienced much of it

[marsh lance]

👃

[west path]

but according to some people governments feel too modern

[west path]

and other stuff

[frosty drum]

#🎲game-room message
Vote fr

[west path]

Be the best version of yourself (having played no mws)

[frank latch]

fair

[marsh lance]

@west path what if you exercised your 0th amendment (right to vote)

[dull wing]

I’ll continue not playing (maybe)

[west path]

We dont have that in poland

[frank latch]

I would like to focus more on internal politics and flesh out some more details

[marsh lance]

I haven’t neither because i just simply have positive host bias points (social credit)

[frank latch]

lies

[west path]

polish people dont have rights actually we’re part of a hivemind

[frank latch]

I gave you a civil war

[dull wing]

Makes sense

[west path]

The phirans or the vogals…

Good question

the phirans were peak lore but vogals are strongerer

[wild mason]

Did xuddy forget

[marsh lance]

Phiratia was definitely more “ground up” than Vogalia because i had to make a lot of Vogalia’s lore and customs later on

[west path]

@wild mason when is the maizan serrelka alliance

[frank latch]

I didn't
but
I haven't done much of anything with it since

and I feel bad

[marsh lance]

Peak religion too

[wild mason]

When we realize the Han ate the true threat

[frank latch]

control of the desert

[frank latch]

KIHAN

I WILL NUKE SERRELKA

[marsh lance]

It was so peak btw

I miss it

[west path]

It will be more economical for me to have alliances

My credit rating will increase.

from B- to A

Maybe even…

AA

[west path]

Well YOURE NOT GETTING IT BACK BECAUSE MY PC IS DEAD!!!

harharhar

[marsh lance]

https://tenor.com/view/ayumu-kasuga-osaka-azumanga-daioh-emo-edit-gif-4310449727896506624

[frank latch]

I will get you a new PC

[frank latch]

WAIT

I HAVE AN EXTRA PC

[marsh lance]

Will it.. return if new pee see

[frank latch]

(It's supposed to be Fish's, but he refuses to upgrade)

[marsh lance]

You need a new pisi bro

[frosty drum]

PC.

[frank latch]

?

[west path]

May be

[west path]

Amen

[frank latch]

you can have Fish's upgrade

[elder arch]

DO NOT go to the discord shop. Worst mistake of my life

[frank latch]

I'm concerned

I tried bitter melon just now

and I didn't taste anything

[west path]

BoW. Reality is a simulation

Wake up

@elder arch the hackerman has your IP and social security number

Youre cooked

[elder arch]

that sucks but i don't really care

[frank latch]

starting to think it is

[west path]

nope youre the hackerman

you have bows ip and social security number

[elder arch]

that sounds like an evil act so i'm giving it back to him

[frank latch]

thank you

I forgot them

[west ravine]

Did this place ever have a mc server

Or am I delusional

[elder arch]

yeah it actually did!

i think they shut it down because it was too inactive

[rose cape]

you’re delusional

[rose cape]

they shut it down because the person who funded it left

[elder arch]

oh

[wraith quarry]

rate my traits

[rose cape]

B

[frank latch]

Bowistan: (Region)
Husayn Sea [Sea of the Bridge] (Hanese)
Suyang Sea [South Sea] (Gaoqin)

Bowistan: (Region)
Defushan [Lone Oasis] (Defushan)

[wraith quarry]

lone oasis in a sea of jungle

jungle oasis in a sea of jungle

quite

innovating

[frank latch]

truly

[frank latch]

tbf
the captivating mountains and fertile fields of the island
as well as it's disconnectedness from the mainland makes it fairly ideal

kinda like a fortress

although
I can't quite translate what "Defushan" means in English

[marsh lance]

@frank latch btw when does qevie play on dorak

Why have you gatekept

The most awesome region

[rose cape]

he hates fun

[marsh lance]

I am not a secret agent sent by qevie btw