🎲game-room

[marsh lance]

@noble cradle

[noble cradle]

@noble cradle

[midnight ocean]

why so dead, game room?

[midnight ocean]

@wild mason if you dont reappear im lowkey going to sleep at a normal hour

[midnight ocean]

ok fix your sleep schedule blumi you are asleep at the worst hours

on that note good day and good night

[west path]

Good night naq.

[sullen pawn]

Dead room xd

[gloomy birch]

,roll 2

[haughty inlet]

athaza.box

:game_die: You rolled 2

[vital latch]

Dead Game (Room) XD

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/jerma-jerma985-sparkle-on-transgender-trans-gif-15367930106039230488

[elder arch]

Waiting for something to happen?

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-lurk-kuss-kus-gif-24016787

[hollow garden]

Pat gender dysmorphia arc?

[hollow garden]

His Gluttony beckons him

[pine copper]

Where’s eyeX

😔

[wild mason]

Do you not know ☠️

The Dioxide poisoning

[pine copper]

Me when amazting

[wild mason]

@rose cape Can you believe it

[pine copper]

Ewww blumi

That rat

Don’t ping them, they’re obsessed with me

[frosty drum]

@pine copper HELLO

[rose cape]

does he know?

ew this is the real decafa

who let evil back into this server

[balmy epoch]

goat has returned

God bless

[rose cape]

pat trans arc is crazy

[frank latch]

peak

[quick idol]

WHAT

First oihan and now decafa

[quick idol]

who here is using necromancy

[marsh lance]

Tibet

When you go to da Vogalian girl house and say you needa use da bathroom 😂 😂 💯 🔥

[west path]

Me.

[west path]

smh maizan would never

[marsh lance]

When you go to da Maizani girl house and say you needa use da kitchen 😂 😂 💯 🔥 🆙

[rose cape]

@turbid valley translate

[turbid valley]

Good that nobody knows [???] The can will be so hot! Tha-that was the calm before the storm! Fucking explodes holy shit

[frank latch]

pfft

Vogalia doesn't have lizards

[marsh lance]

The “Vogalian girl” is an eldritch entity

As is all white girls

Pure lovecraftian horror

[prime compass]

When will vogalia begin producing Drama romance shows?

[cunning niche]

fhello

[frank latch]

fhello fthere

[cunning niche]

@rose cape @marsh lance @midnight ocean @frosty drum @gilded harbor

[frosty drum]

Cool

[cunning niche]

@mental marsh

@rose cape can you ping? it two hours in advance

[balmy epoch]

if you host later i can join this time

[cunning niche]

yes

in two hours

[west path]

True…

[west path]

Huge ass amount of plains wtf

[marsh lance]

The humble corn must continue to grow

[quick idol]

Did you have to revive SATAN

[pine copper]

Yes

[quick idol]

@pine copper when are you getting super pumpkin back

we need more super pumpkins

[pine copper]

Ion wanna

[quick idol]

Why not

[balmy epoch]

@pine copper do you remember?

[pine copper]

Yes

[quick idol]

@frank latch when are you letting decafa join bowistan

[frank latch]

He did

[quick idol]

Where is he

[west path]

Yea

[quick idol]

Who did you sacrifice for the satanic ritual

[west path]

kleznam

it was a 3-1 deal bro

acnaq, decafa and oihan

all for the price of 1 kleznam

[frank latch]

he died

and then Petoldia invaded his NPC

[quick idol]

free decafia!!!

We need to fund decafa so he can revolt

[frank latch]

well
Defushan is revolting right now

actually

[quick idol]

Ercania gifts a grain of sand in the 1 pixel island to those rebels

[balmy epoch]

we 3 should take over the world

[balmy epoch]

holy shit those were decafa’s people

i forgot

i remember the conflict about bush gulf

we both had different names for it

[quick idol]

we should accuse a nation near that gulf of having WMDs and invade them

[balmy epoch]

it’s not bush gulf btw

[balmy epoch]

peter

he has chemical weapons

[frank latch]

Jhang Sea

[balmy epoch]

THEY DONT EVEN BORDER IT

dillon

[quick idol]

Bush gulf

its called bush gulf

[frank latch]

wait
we're clearly not talking about the same thing then

[balmy epoch]

no

Gulf of Husayn

[frank latch]

real...

[balmy epoch]

the sea i dominate

[frank latch]

you know what

I'll allow Husayn

[cunning niche]

the humble america:

@frank latch you should ping for my mw and link my event btw

pls

[spring bison]

is this fr

[west path]

Yeah!

the year 2000 was made up by the deepstate

[wraith quarry]

so smart

[signal tulip]

This sheep has unfortunately been consumed by the propaganda spread by the government...

YOU should wake up

They're lying to you

[cunning niche]

@frank latch cal kestis mid

[marsh lance]

Sir qev

May we play roblox today

[spring bison]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-house-house-md-cursed-the-curse-cursed-images-gif-9514785705741002263

[marsh lance]

Do you wanna

[spring bison]

depends what game

[marsh lance]

Roblox gmod?

[frosty drum]

@marsh lance you've been invited

[spring bison]

real

[marsh lance]

What the flip

[frank latch]

what does this mean

[cunning niche]

@marsh lance @frosty drum @mental marsh @balmy epoch @midnight ocean @gilded harbor in 40 minutes we host

[frosty drum]

@frank latch also invited

[cunning niche]

hes some jedi from the games

[frank latch]

okay...

[cunning niche]

@frank latch wanna join my mw?

[frank latch]

why are you trying to bait?

[cunning niche]

i dont like his personality

[frank latch]

okay??

[prime compass]

@frank latch host

[frank latch]

I haven't said anything about cal kestis or Jedi Survivor bud

[cunning niche]

ik

ik u like stwarwars

[prime compass]

Rpg plz

[cunning niche]

so i wanted to complain to someone

@frank latch anyways wanna join my mw?

[frank latch]

no thanks

[prime compass]

500 days of Silota

[marsh lance]

WHAT!!

[frank latch]

can we rename Silota

[spring bison]

when are we reviving game room roblox

[marsh lance]

Top 1 rpg normie ever

[marsh lance]

Now

[prime compass]

Guts and blackpowder now!

[frank latch]

bet

lets do it fr

[prime compass]

@frank latch rpg plz

[marsh lance]

@spring bison @frank latch @prime compass @frosty drum hop on my private server

[balmy epoch]

real men play the gothic games and morrowind

[frank latch]

Guts and Blackpowder?

[prime compass]

It might be unfortunate time

[marsh lance]

Truthful

[marsh lance]

NO!!

[frosty drum]

@marsh lance what game

[prime compass]

Princess tycoon simulator?!!

[west path]

Pat might be cooked.

[marsh lance]

No its roblox gmod

Join me

Now hoggies

[frosty drum]

@west path you are being invited

[west path]

My pc being dead:

[spring bison]

when you join

[marsh lance]

Im on there

[marsh lance]

Death??

[west path]

@cunning niche for the record you were meant to host at this hour,

[spring bison]

alive your pc when

[west path]

my necromancy got exhausted

3 year cooldown

[spring bison]

crazy

[cunning niche]

should i host now or in 40 mins

people r playing rioblox rn

[west path]

give em 40 mins

I am prolly attending fyi

[cunning niche]

ok

[cunning niche]

yay

i feel jubilation

[cunning niche]

@marsh lance @frosty drum @mental marsh @balmy epoch @midnight ocean @gilded harbor in 8 minutes we host

[hardy edge]

times up

[cunning niche]

yep

WE HOST!

[prime compass]

@cunning niche genocide the bluds

[cunning niche]

@marsh lance the neighboring tribes start to unify they seem to be progressing quickly...

[prime compass]

Kill them and drink their blood

[cunning niche]

@rose cape you run into a neighboring nation!

@west path btw im hosting

@rose cape the Kingdom of Hiraki

[marsh lance]

In sane?

[west path]

Woaw

@cunning niche shoew the map

[cunning niche]

what is your course of action

[cunning niche]

oki!

[west path]

spawn me there

[cunning niche]

alright!

what colour

hey tree

[west path]

yeller

(yellow)

[cunning niche]

ol yeller

bessie get in here

[fresh jewel]

add me here

green

[west path]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/714231026183962726/1219713894457671771/20240319_142607.gif?width=509&height=904

[cunning niche]

okay!

[gilded harbor]

@cunning niche we do need shelter, using the big tops of trees that drop coconuts and rocks to make big areas that block out the rain

[west path]

can i uhh begin foraging for food and clearing a few bits of the rainforest for crop cultivation,

[cunning niche]

ofc you can

[west path]

The cleared parts will be BURNED in a contained manner to bring fertility back into the soil

🎎

[cunning niche]

there are these hard green rocks

that sometimes

fall from trees

[prime compass]

Eat

[west path]

coconuts is mad work

[fresh jewel]

forage and build boats

[cunning niche]

you make crude 'log'? homes

[fresh jewel]

canoes

[west path]

Can we split them, open

[west path]

do that and the follow up action of burning them in a contained manner

[cunning niche]

it takes aloot of force with bare hands but yes

[frosty drum]

@cunning niche hi im here

[cunning niche]

they have water in them!

[cunning niche]

alright

[cunning niche]

hello!

[west path]

we will drink and eat.

[frosty drum]

@cunning niche how's my population and nation doing

[cunning niche]

semi sustainable food source check!

[cunning niche]

the populations doing good steadily increasing

[cunning niche]

building canoes is kinda not viable rn you have the knowledge of all tech up until roman times but you start from 0

just a rock and ur hand

[frosty drum]

@cunning niche show the nation again

[fresh jewel]

alright

[cunning niche]

@west path something happens.....

@frosty drum ur the red

[west path]

@cunning niche begin building huts and makeshift shelters, primarily geared at minimizing the heat that gets in and maximizing the heat that gets out(so build a chimney-like design so heated air floats out)

[cunning niche]

you also have like 40 other people with you

[cunning niche]

okay but a night something weird happens

[west path]

eha

[cunning niche]

a weird sound happens

[west path]

@cunning niche can we, investigate.

[cunning niche]

a mix between a roar and growl

[frosty drum]

@cunning niche lets keep building up the population
Using the towns as good areas for living space
As well as the mountain area

[cunning niche]

very loudd

[cunning niche]

sure!

[west path]

its probably a beast

[cunning niche]

okay

[west path]

Organize a hunt

We will feast.

[cunning niche]

okay

[west path]

@cunning niche also make it regular to drink the blood of any animals we hunt down

To maximize resource consumption

Begin worshipping the sun as a deity

🎎

[west path]

Craft tools and spears and begin carving out a rock in the shape of the sun

[marsh lance]

@cunning niche continue expanding the ironworks we have with the increased amount of iron from mining, and now i can finally do the action from this message

[cunning niche]

did you send men to hunt?

[west path]

for the beast yes

[cunning niche]

okay so

[frosty drum]

@cunning niche how's the boat progress going

[fresh jewel]

@cunning niche start a hunt

[cunning niche]

@west path while the men `re hunting they meet people from another nation

at the red point

[cunning niche]

you find weird four legged furry creatures

[west path]

wowzers.

[cunning niche]

you achieve metal weapons

[west path]

Kill the group that found us so they cant bring back the information to their tribe

🤫

[cunning niche]

but your people... they feel watched

[cunning niche]

a great clash starts between your hunters and their hunter

[west path]

We will drink their blood in the morning on a pedestal given light by the sun

[cunning niche]

a fiery intense one

you manage to kill them

[west path]

yummers!

[cunning niche]

but two. of your men are fatally wounded

[marsh lance]

Can i send a sacrificial skull to the tribes surrounding me as a gift of peace, they should be honored to receive such a pious gift

[cunning niche]

they need medical arrention

[west path]

Do we have any pain dulling plants

[west path]

❌ they will be given rest by the suns grace

We will give them pain dulling herbs and set them alight

So they may return to the sun

Where all life came from

[cunning niche]

they take it but they seems disguted when they accept the gift

[frosty drum]

@cunning niche people who go to the mountain region will have Mining as a job btq

[cunning niche]

acmella

[marsh lance]

They are… odd people

[cunning niche]

they think the same of us

[west path]

Give them that and do what i described

[cunning niche]

okay

[spring bison]

is this real

[west path]

We will also celebrate their passing to the sun

Right after drinking the blood of our enemies

[cunning niche]

alr and btw you manage to create a water transversal machine out of wood!

congrats

[frosty drum]

Nice

[west path]

@cunning niche build nets out of plant fibers,

and fish with them

😋

[marsh lance]

@cunning niche continue replanting some of the trees we uprooted to uproot them again later, and plant bananas alongside our corn 🙏 🕊️ 🐖 🐖

[cunning niche]

@west path the people who drink those people specific blood get joint pain

and they're hot to the touch

[west path]

they are blessed by the sun

[cunning niche]

you see rashes around their mouths and REDACTED

[west path]

Give them numbing plants and grant them fans to stop them from sweating

[west path]

peculiar

isnt that nsfw

banan uhh omit that detail or say it in dms

😭

[cunning niche]

your saplings rise out of the ground red

[marsh lance]

Red bornana…

[cunning niche]

your neighbors think its a curse while your people think its a blessing!

[west path]

Clearly this is a side effect of their „tainted blood”

We need purer blood so we can get closer to the sun

The blood is the essence of the sun

[frosty drum]

@cunning niche meanwhile how's mining doing

[marsh lance]

Tell them that it is the blood of our ancestors rising from the dirt to bless our crops

[west path]

Let them rest

[marsh lance]

This new species of red banana tree must be cultivated

[west path]

If they die set them alight and

hold a funeral

where we light torches

And burn a pyre

[cunning niche]

okay

crazy how we alr have aids

[cunning niche]

they dont seem to buy that they say the god of life Bojangle has cursed your people

too damnation

and the leave

[west path]

aids??

Doesnt that take like

Years to show symptoms

[marsh lance]

Man bojangle is a punk ass motherfucker to call me unrighteous and curse me when he isnt even our patron deity

[west path]

oh wel

[cunning niche]

Yes, HIV can take years to show symptoms. While some individuals experience flu-like symptoms 2-4 weeks after infection,

2-4 weeks flu like symptoms

[marsh lance]

Did qevie seriously give his people aids

[west path]

a-oka

[west path]

Only a few

Its all for the suns sake

😇

@cunning niche continue our hunt for the beast and prohibit people from drinking the blood of the tainted tribe

[cunning niche]

@west path while you fish

you catch a multicolour fish!

[cunning niche]

they set out once again

and find the beast

[west path]

Woah,

[cunning niche]

it is elegant in stature

black

[west path]

we cook it. Its not white or yellow like the sun.

[west path]

IT IS A SERVANT OF THE FOUL MOON

WE WILL KILL IT

[cunning niche]

its shiny like the sunys always looming on it

[west path]

@cunning niche Kill the beast, use our spears to ensure it will fall

[cunning niche]

and teeth the size of speaheds

[west path]

WHAT

[spring bison]

@wraith quarry @frank latch peak

[west path]

This fish is sacred.

IT IS A SIGN FROM THE SUN TO VENTURE OUT INTO THE SEA

[cunning niche]

5 SPEARS CONNECT!

two in the abdomen

one in the juggular

and another two in the legs

the foul beast RUNS UP to one of your men and bites them then runs away

it leaves a trail of blood behind

[west path]

Can we dig out a pit and fill it with water before dropping the fish in

[cunning niche]

@marsh lance a new tribe comes and meets with you

they are from far away

you dont know where they're from

[west path]

Make sure the water is from the sea

[marsh lance]

Evil? Who are they

[west path]

As thats where the fish comes from

[west path]

We will feed the fish the flesh of the tainted tribesmen @cunning niche

[cunning niche]

the caliphate of kitam

[west path]

The sun takes what it gives.

[cunning niche]

they've heared rumors of your dealings witht the god of blood

they offer to sell slaves to you

[west path]

@cunning niche begin training my people to be good swimmers and divers

🎎

[cunning niche]

the fish must have some enchantment on it!

[west path]

we will have mandatory swimming and diving practice

[cunning niche]

the fish seems to be unaffected

[west path]

each day

[cunning niche]

the kids are against this but their parents force them too

they are often seen slacking around

[west path]

We shall feed the fish various meats daily - including some of our fish bycatch

Praise the fish

[west path]

Threaten to feed them tainted blood if they dont practice,

[fresh jewel]

@cunning niche start building hurs

huts

[cunning niche]

okay!

[cunning niche]

they a

[west path]

And once the tainted blood sets in they will be shunned for being servants of the moon

[cunning niche]

scream and cry while swiming

but the threat of being cast out

looms upon them

[frosty drum]

@cunning niche how goes smelting fr

[cunning niche]

and they finally start to have no objections

[west path]

This will build character,

A strong man is not born from softness

[cunning niche]

BUT TWO BROTHER Jontan and IOD flee the country

and run away

[west path]

Grant them a soup made of various hallucinogenic fungi and herbs (ensure with our village foragers that these doses are safe) to send them on a spiritual journey to meet the sun

Which is their reward for worship

[cunning niche]

after this trip they become fanatics who devote every waking moment to the sun god

they have found inner peace

[cunning niche]

@west path

[west path]

Do this for every tribesman who manages to pass training

[west path]

Send the fanatics to hunt them down

and feed them tainted blood

🤧

they will be an example

[cunning niche]

by the time you catch wind of this jontan and IOD are long gone

but you find traces of their clothing

[west path]

We will strike them down.

[west path]

Burn their clothing to give it back to the sun as a way for them to „repent”

we will begin forging new weapons from sharp stones of various types

And we will also begin trying to design a structure that could produce heavy heat

like, a furnac

[fresh jewel]

start breaking rocks for tooks

tools

[wraith quarry]

vrai

[novel jay]

@cunning niche CAN I JOIN??

[cunning niche]

YES
OFC

[cunning niche]

you make a furnace and p

spears

[frosty drum]

@cunning niche dms fr

[west path]

did we find something like obsidian?

[marsh lance]

Oh.. HELL YES

[cunning niche]

@novel jay

you have knowledge of roman tech

[marsh lance]

Begin making mud bricks, we will build their prison soon

[cunning niche]

but start from scratch

[cunning niche]

okay

[west path]

Begin burning down brittle rocks in these furnaces that we cant use to give back to the sun,

[marsh lance]

We will also use these mud bricks to rebuild our old houses and build new houses

[west path]

@cunning niche what became of the beast brw

[cunning niche]

you make a shiny rock like structure

[marsh lance]

This way our houses will be strong

[cunning niche]

its black]

[cunning niche]

you took it home and removed its shiny black skin

[west path]

Is that coal or obsidian

[cunning niche]

and its just sitting over a flame

[west path]

Hang up its black skin on a pole at the center of the village

[cunning niche]

but now low enough to cook

[cunning niche]

okay

[cunning niche]

enough for thr smoke to just jit it

[cunning niche]

you make adobe homes in the forest!

[west path]

This pole will be used to mark traitors, place stone tablets on it and begin carving symbols meant to represent the names of traitors

🤧

[cunning niche]

okay

[west path]

not enough arrows

[marsh lance]

Hell yes! Reinforce the homes with another layer of mud on the outside to help round out any rough edges and make it stronger

[frank latch]

surely this is winning

[cunning niche]

@cunning niche colou

[west path]

@marsh lance do you endorse my satanical worship,

[frank latch]

@cunning niche colou

[cunning niche]

okay

@novel jay colour?

[novel jay]

?

[novel jay]

Navy blue

[frank latch]

the battle plans

[cunning niche]

the tribes seem to copy ur style of homes

[west path]

@cunning niche begin cultivating the plants used for the spiritual journeys btw

[cunning niche]

they are always watching over you

[marsh lance]

Weirdo’s…

Wanna shame us but are obsessed with us

[cunning niche]

weed and sativa planted!

[west path]

@cunning niche also appoint 3 families as the head „shaman families” which shall lead the tribe based on faith

[cunning niche]

@novel jay

[prime compass]

,roll 100

[haughty inlet]

belemin_

:game_die: You rolled 11

[prime compass]

Ough

[fresh jewel]

@cunning niche start farming on the river’s shores

[marsh lance]

Build altars in the middle of every alleyway and street square where we will crucify and sacrifice any new sacrifices we get @cunning niche

[west path]

this is gon be an extremely powerful structure oh my lord

😭

my society, unbreakable.

[marsh lance]

Imagine not being led by rite of combat

[cunning niche]

The Enyabaite family, The Karamsham Family, and The Ilakite Family are now the most power families in ur nation

[cunning niche]

okay!

[fresh jewel]

💎

you know what else is unbreakable?

[cunning niche]

DIAMOND

[novel jay]

What’s the geography like?

[cunning niche]

@west path while your men are hunting they spot Jotan and IOD leading a group of men with speara

@novel jay plains and next to hills

[fresh jewel]

whats the geography in my nation

[west path]

your society will bend and break under difficult conditions

mine? We will thrive.

Glory to the sun!

[novel jay]

Climate?

[fresh jewel]

@cunning niche whats the geography in my nation

[marsh lance]

Incorrect

[fresh jewel]

along with climate

[cunning niche]

biome map

[marsh lance]

Rough times will leave us with stronger people

[cunning niche]

the top is taiga

[west path]

Prepare a huge ass force of hunters to capture them

[marsh lance]

@cunning niche whats my population?

[west path]

We will send out the general laborers to begin building a cage to hold all of them

[cunning niche]

temprate leaning to cold

[cunning niche]

kind of low due to the sacrifices but 87

[fresh jewel]

climate?

[west path]

@cunning niche build the cage on a crane with extremely heavy rope next to the pond

They shall be sacrifices to the sunfish.

[cunning niche]

temprate leaning tropical

[cunning niche]

crane?

[west path]

yea like a mechanism to move the thing

up and down left and right

basically a wheel that can move the rope up and down and rotate

[marsh lance]

We have sacrificed the weak, but oh well, continue farming and stop the sacrifices for a while to let our population grow, try to send a few parties of men up to see if they can make a clearance towards the river up north

[cunning niche]

okay so a rotating pulley

aight

[west path]

So we can descend the cage into the pond

[west path]

Yea

[cunning niche]

@west path Jotan and IOD flee once they see ur men

[novel jay]

What grains and tree types are around?

[west path]

Sprint after them

[cunning niche]

they seem to be running to a strategic point

[west path]

Our swimming lessons should have given our men lots of stamina

[west path]

Ok be careful

Thats a trap

[cunning niche]

spears fly branches crack

[west path]

@cunning niche withdraw

[cunning niche]

okay

IOD and Jontan keep running tho

[west path]

we will send a stealth force to hijack their ambush

[frosty drum]

@cunning niche how is the nation stability wise

[cunning niche]

you have potatoes and birch trees

[cunning niche]

okay

[novel jay]

Grains…

[cunning niche]

wheat

barley

[cunning niche]

54% stablle

[west path]

@cunning niche adopt herbal teas as a common beverage (make sure they dont evoke visions)

[frosty drum]

@cunning niche keep making roads for better connection....

[cunning niche]

ur forces arrive to where you think they're running too but they find lots of men with spears

[west path]

@cunning niche improve our huts with the use of stone and mud

[cunning niche]

aprox 30 men

[cunning niche]

ok

[west path]

hermm

Withdraw and make our own traps

[cunning niche]

@marsh lance you see the tribes making walls around their towns

[west path]

And then lure the men into them

[cunning niche]

if you can even call them tribes

[west path]

🐖

[cunning niche]

you make an array of spike traps and pit traps

[fresh jewel]

@cunning niche start cultivating rice on the river and coast

[cunning niche]

@novel jay ready for smth that will excite you?

[cunning niche]

alright!

[novel jay]

Alright (I’m doing something for a bit so I won’t get to actions for 5 minutes)

[west path]

Do they fall in,

[marsh lance]

I will do the same except i will put wooden stakes in the ground very long and almost as tall as a tree, and surround these poles around our one city we have, we will put mud inbetween these poles and pile dirt on top of it, followed by a layer of bricks surrounding the whole thing, to top it all off we will put another healthy helping of mud around it, and make a slope on the inner section of the wall to allow easy access to the top

[west path]

@cunning niche oh yeah tip the spikes with paralyzing venom or herbs

so they dont die

So we can put them in the cages

[cunning niche]

okay i'll wait till ur back

[cunning niche]

10 of the 30 men fall in

they all retreat back to their country

[cunning niche]

okay the tribes seem to be plotting something

[cunning niche]

the 10 people you caught start crying for help

[west path]

how many men do we have

[wraith quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/minecraft-animation-life-squared-media-black-plasma-studio-fish-gif-10435163039887740115

[west path]

Capture them and put them into the cage

[cunning niche]

@wraith quarry join?

[cunning niche]

okay

[wraith quarry]

nuke Ponterroe

[west path]

Then, move it above the pond and begin slowly lowering it

The sunfish must feast.

[wraith quarry]

then nuke Eseron for being capitalist

[cunning niche]

aprox 38 of the population are male

[cunning niche]

the men are scared they cant move the fish has grown a taste for human meat....

the fish starts eating the men slowly

[west path]

Krill issue

[cunning niche]

screams can ring through the entire jungle

[west path]

Pray so that they may return to the sun

They are not traitors and werent aware of tradition

[frank latch]

https://tenor.com/view/fish-puffer-fish-stare-meme-ocean-gif-11489829240534924995

[west path]

Percent or actual number

Cause hunter gatherer bands had like 250 people in them

[cunning niche]

ur around 220

since ur on a small island

[fresh jewel]

whats the population of my country

[west path]

Descend them further so the screams are not heard due to them being underwater

🎎

[cunning niche]

100

[wraith quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/minecraft-animation-life-squared-media-black-plasma-studio-fish-gif-10435163039887740115

[west path]

Theyre disturbing my peaceful time

[frank latch]

@west path should I get on TPMC or do something else?

[cunning niche]

they start to drown...

[cunning niche]

you should join

[west path]

Blow up your local tax office

[cunning niche]

ngl

[frank latch]

I don't want to though

[frank latch]

true...

I even know where it is

[cunning niche]

🥲

okay

[west path]

You, should?

[cunning niche]

i understand

[west path]

you will be my accomplice in being a schizophrenic cult nation

!

[frank latch]

I'm just not motivated to map war right now

[west path]

What if i nuke you

[cunning niche]

@rose cape bro set the event and didnt show up 😭

[west path]

You should let me play on dor of ak

[frank latch]

Dorak doesn't exist

my child

[west path]

👽 statement

[cunning niche]

@marsh lance a large beast starts tearing at the walls

[frank latch]

true statement however

[cunning niche]

it smells the blood

it wants the blood

it craves the blood

[frank latch]

there's The Dorak Peninsula
The Dorak Confederation
Greater Dorak

but there is no nation called 'Dorak'

[west path]

Let me play in dorak, please

[marsh lance]

Give it the blood! Sacrifice a man to it and throw him over the walls

[west path]

I will glaze bowistan

[west path]

Yeah buddy i wanna play on the dorak peninsula

the former maizan colony

[frank latch]

to do what

[cunning niche]

guardan*

[cunning niche]

the bears appetite is surpressed but it wants more

[west path]

naur it was set up by maizan

[cunning niche]

it claws at the walls

fustrated

BAND BANG BANG

[west path]

Begin my capitalist scheme.

[cunning niche]

its throwing its body weight on the walls

[frank latch]

I shot the child in the chest 3 times

[frank latch]

EVIL

EVIL CAPITALIST

DEATH TO CAPITALIST

[west path]

It will be so great that Reagan will be proud

@frank latch do you see how noble my goals are?

[marsh lance]

Assemble a military of 15 men and equip them with our best serrated metal gear, have them learn and invent a new fighting style called “Razor dance” where they spin around rapidly flinging their sharp edges (armor is spiked, spear is spiked, shield is spiked) everywhere, our warriors will be meant to be individual killing machines

[west path]

worlds most impractical armor design

[wraith quarry]

reagan my beloved

[marsh lance]

He wont get through several layers of dried, hardened, and bricked mud but, give him some more meat from storage if we have any, if not, mound some corn into a loaf and throw it to him, covered in blood.

[cunning niche]

this fighting style wont be effective against other humans but okay

[marsh lance]

Says the man killed by my death beyblades

[marsh lance]

Nevermind veto it

[cunning niche]

the bear is appeased

[marsh lance]

Just train them regularly fuck

[west path]

Blades will get caught on the armor and deliver blunt force to the wearer

It will be like, really bad?

[frank latch]

bro
there's a whole casino on TPMC

[spring bison]

if they have to spin that fast would they even be able to wear armor

[marsh lance]

Bring him in and feed it regularly with the blood corn mixture, it will be the personal beast of our leader

[west path]

Yeah theyd just get really exhausted

also probably trip

[marsh lance]

The plan is to kill everyone before we die but i got rid of it anywho

[frosty drum]

@cunning niche how's stability now?

[cunning niche]

they can just lure two people to bump into eachother

[cunning niche]

doing good

@marsh lance 30 people flee in the dead of the night

[west path]

@frank latch i will be the number one bow-ih-stahn glazer if you let me play on the dorak peninsula as the former maizani/guardan colony.

[west path]

Please cro,,,

[cunning niche]

they left a note written in blud

[novel jay]

@cunning niche I’m back, tell me the news

[fresh jewel]

h

[wraith quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/silly-funny-reaction-meme-stan-twt-horse-gif-5445268815333743861

[west path]

blud?

[cunning niche]

okay so a large nation has made contact with you!

[cunning niche]

bludish

blood

[west path]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/714231026183962726/1219713894457671771/20240319_142607.gif?width=509&height=904

[cunning niche]

bludinho

[wraith quarry]

THE BLUDISH

BOMB THE,

[cunning niche]

all the same

[wraith quarry]

BOMB THEM

[marsh lance]

What did they say

[wraith quarry]

GAS THEM

[visual shard]

BLUDISH????

WHERE

evil

[frank latch]

why don't you want to be Maizan anymore?

[west path]

im ngl i no longer diss the horse of approval.

[marsh lance]

Why are my people so queasy 😢 they live in a blood cult what the flip

[fresh jewel]

expend the village with larger hurs

huts

[west path]

Because being the colony is cooler and better

[wraith quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/horse-horse-reaction-animal-animals-horse-remembers-gif-4525840217462590348

[cunning niche]

they have become disillusioned with these "savage ways" they have left to start their own nation

[west path]

https://tenor.com/view/you-have-alerted-the-horse-horse-gt-when-the-gif-24722142

[marsh lance]

Im being nerfed

[frank latch]

https://tenor.com/view/peter-griffin-peter-horse-family-guy-lois-griffin-gif-27498457

[west path]

https://tenor.com/view/silly-funny-reaction-meme-stan-twt-horse-gif-5445268815333743861

[cunning niche]

@novel jay

[west path]

@cunning niche hunt down our opps once more

[cunning niche]

@novel jay

[cunning niche]

they are laying low

[west path]

Now that we have weakened their forces this will be an easy fight 😮‍💨

[cunning niche]

sources say they joined the nation

[novel jay]

Tell me more

[cunning niche]

which hunters you've killed

[west path]

Send some spies, to check.

[cunning niche]

they are people like you! from a distant colony who crashlanded but only earlier

15 years before the second voyage

[west path]

Equip them with a sack of tainted blood incase we find them

[rose cape]

Hi!

[west path]

🐖

[cunning niche]

hellow

play!

[cunning niche]

they have fully roman style tech

[west path]

LET ME PLAY ON DORAK

[cunning niche]

they wish to be friendly but not share tech or ally

[wraith quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/fatality-ripping-out-throat-rage-shut-up-dont-say-that-gif-17977727587118860652

[cunning niche]

should i make a natural disaster wheel?

[prime compass]

@wraith quarry h*st

[cunning niche]

im hosting rn

you should join

[prime compass]

Can I start a cannibalist cult

[marsh lance]

@cunning niche is there a way i can like, indoctrinate my people or something

[fresh jewel]

@cunning niche have you expended my village

[cunning niche]

@frosty drum

[cunning niche]

ur supposed to tell me

[cunning niche]

you have with the women that cried but there will be dissident

s

[cunning niche]

not againn

there already two

[prime compass]

What

Öh

[frosty drum]

Respin frfr

[prime compass]

I think we can co-exist

Or not?

[cunning niche]

@frosty drum

[fresh jewel]

@cunning niche build more huts in the village and construct a wooden wall

[cunning niche]

i'd prefer there be veriaty to nations

originality

[cunning niche]

okay

[wraith quarry]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1155567057925054575/1159902334692892692/ROWF.gif?ex=6532b63a&is=6520413a&hm=6b83f737be41bd90cdf50ac886393c8832375308260492be8ad13c9940e47e32&

[frosty drum]

Only an earthquake

[cunning niche]

@frosty drum homes shake and fall

and people fall to the floor

[novel jay]

@cunning niche Chop all the available trees in a mile radius from the camp, bring them home, strip them, and start building shacks and a palisade with a waterlogged trench

[cunning niche]

its a weak earthquake

[cunning niche]

wonderful

its done

[frosty drum]

@cunning niche lets just rebuild

[cunning niche]

ok

@prime compass you sure you wanna be cannibals?

[prime compass]

No

Forget this crazy idea

[cunning niche]

okay

[prime compass]

Nomads!

[marsh lance]

This sacrificial cult thing is hard mannn

[cunning niche]

OKAY!

[cunning niche]

where on the map you wanna settle down

[prime compass]

map plz

[west path]

Its quite easy actually

[prime compass]

Someones gotta do it

[west path]

@cunning niche have we attained, iron from our smelting of stones

[cunning niche]

you got aids and dissidents on the first day man

[cunning niche]

yes a small quantity

[marsh lance]

@cunning niche btw make beds of mud bricks on the beach where we will take salt water and evaporate it in the beds to make preservation salt, our primary food source from now on will be mashed corn bricks coated in salt to preserve them and add flavor

[west path]

Yeah and now my entire population is fanatics

?

[cunning niche]

true

you got help from sativa tho

[west path]

Truth!

[prime compass]

north

[west path]

this is called being resorceful

[cunning niche]

the people are apprensive to this "sole food source" but they like thetaste so they dont care much

[cunning niche]

what colour

[west path]

@cunning niche begin inspiring prayer and conduct daily sermons as the threat of conflict looms, granting us additional fervor

We will begin training for combat

So we can destroy that nation and sacrifice them all to the fish

[cunning niche]

the children are ready to die for qevikstan

[west path]

😋

[west path]

we have no name yet btw

We are just „the tribe”

[cunning niche]

ik i made a joke

[prime compass]

Yellow

[cunning niche]

i'll sacrifice my life for pakistan

[prime compass]

Oughhh..

[cunning niche]

ok

[west path]

@cunning niche how good are our men at diving and swimming

[wraith quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/hrhghh-bleerghh-bejjfjhrhrgrh-fimsh-fish-gif-12284148504475079390

[west path]

If theyre really good then we will swim up to the nation and attack from the coast

Where they dont expect it

[prime compass]

He speaks madness

[marsh lance]

It is the holy food, make an education regimen where our shaman priests will teach the children of the colony the way of our people, emphasize that corn is the food of the gods, and that strength is the most valuable thing, so physical exercise (running, construction, carrying things) is recommended for everyone, even the girls of the tribe! 🕊️ 🐖

[west path]

🤑

https://tenor.com/view/gubby-roblox-spitroast-fire-cooking-gif-503162274657615341

[cunning niche]

@prime compass

[prime compass]

Charles Oliveira

[cunning niche]

the people form a funny sport

called leg sphere

where they kick balls

into nets

[wraith quarry]

anybody who votes this is automatically banned from fish mw

[marsh lance]

@cunning niche bully

[cunning niche]

?

[cunning niche]

i answered btw

[fresh jewel]

@cunning niche expand the rice farms

[marsh lance]

Oh

[prime compass]

Summon the gods to give me a nuke

[cunning niche]

oki

[cunning niche]

they nuke beleminus the dirst

@west path you hear 5 more of those roars on the island

all coming from the place Jotan and IOD moved too

[marsh lance]

Neat! We will make small cuts on our bodies to signify a win, for whoever wins a match of this, wether is casual or serious match

[prime compass]

@cunning niche
Build small huts alongside the river and forage for food..
Chop wood and build tools!?

Ikd

[cunning niche]

okay

[cunning niche]

you make tools and homes!

@novel jay they make contact with you again

[prime compass]

Okay i gtg

[cunning niche]

they want your king to visit their capital

[cunning niche]

okay byee belemimi

[fresh jewel]

@cunning niche start chopping down all trees within 5 miles of the main village

and expand the rice farms

[cunning niche]

balritght

session has slowed ngl

@frank latch can i finally have my own channel? @rose cape

[prime compass]

Okay listen...make spear and throw at fish for food?!

Also forage bushes for berry

[cunning niche]

oki

[visual shard]

I want to massage execute the bluds

[novel jay]

How far is it?

[visual shard]

@prime compass first bludish

[prime compass]

Nop

[cunning niche]

not that far

14 mins by carriage

26 by foot

[visual shard]

banan

[prime compass]

@cunning niche
Is there hors

[cunning niche]

not where u are

[cunning niche]

pid

[prime compass]

Ouh

[fresh jewel]

@cunning niche send a caravan to the nearest tribe

[visual shard]

ban

[mental marsh]

dam

[prime compass]

@cunning niche
Is there anything we can plant!?

[cunning niche]

you find some natives in a cave

[mental marsh]

are you hosting?

[cunning niche]

they throw dung at youu

[cunning niche]

yes

[cunning niche]

junniper berries and wheat

[mental marsh]

i was playing mc hmm

[novel jay]

Wait, that’s within viewing distance

[mental marsh]

idk if should join

[prime compass]

I need go

[fresh jewel]

kill all of them except 1

[mental marsh]

@cunning niche can i attemp to explore the white

the coast

[west path]

We snuck up there via the sea

alien

[cunning niche]

okay

[marsh lance]

(Little does he know he can make bread with this very easily)

[cunning niche]

?

[frosty drum]

@cunning niche whats my population now

[cunning niche]

200

[fresh jewel]

force the 1 survivor to join my nation

[west path]

#🎲game-room message

[cunning niche]

oh

didnt see that

@west path how many you send

?

[cunning niche]

they reluctantly do

it ws either that or face death

[fresh jewel]

whats the current population

https://tenor.com/view/cat-funny-cat-cat-funny-cat-flashbang-flashbang-gif-8479999063609699416

[cunning niche]

90

[cunning niche]

@west path

[fresh jewel]

damn

anyway

send another caravan to a nation across the continent

wait nvm

make the caravan return to the capital

[cunning niche]

ok

[frosty drum]

@cunning niche build farms along the river

[west path]

As many as we can

Without leaving the tribe completely undefended

so we can still tend to the sunfish

[cunning niche]

okay

an army of 40 men approach the coast of the nation

they see the same beast they killed in cages there are multiple

the town looks defensless

but they arent understimating

the strength of the people

they wait till night making sure everyone asleep

while the panthers are sleep spears are driven through their skulls

[west path]

@cunning niche make sure they capture the traitors brw

[cunning niche]

next they move onto the mud brick homes....

[west path]

So we can. Feed them tainted blood.

also capture the residents

🐖

[fresh jewel]

@cunning niche replace the huts with mud brick homes and expand the rice farms

[cunning niche]

@west path do you wanna paralyze every single person?

@west path

[frosty drum]

@cunning niche

[cunning niche]

yk what to capture them ig so

you paralyze everyone and tie their legs and hands up

you find IOD and Jontan

and tie them up and perpoursly swim back making them almost drown many times

they are placed infront of the leader

@west path how do you act?

[west path]

Yes

[cunning niche]

ok

[cunning niche]

.

[west path]

Feed them tainted blood and imprison them within a walled off hut

like a hut with a wall around it and spikes on top of the wall

[cunning niche]

okay

[west path]

So they cant climb it without getting severely cut

[cunning niche]

should we end session now?

[west path]

hollon

[cunning niche]

okay

[west path]

theres still a few people playing i think

[fresh jewel]

@cunning niche send a caravan to the capital of another kingdom

[west path]

@cunning niche feed the two traitors one meal a day by unlocking a small trapdoor to slip meals through

[cunning niche]

you only find nomads

no kingdoms

[west path]

They will be shamed each day during sermon hours

[fresh jewel]

force the nomads to join the caravan or die

[frosty drum]

@cunning niche how's the overall status of the nation going btw

[cunning niche]

IOD changes his name to DIO

and vows revenge

[west path]

@cunning niche carve a moon symbol on the walls to signify that the compound is meant for holding moon servants

[west path]

kill him

[fresh jewel]

https://tenor.com/view/dio-dio-brando-jojo-bizzare-adventure-za-warudo-gif-25646953

[cunning niche]

they join

[cunning niche]

alr but what'd bro do

[west path]

Swearing revenge whilst repenting

Torch the entire hut and have men armed with spears near the house to kill the men if they survive

[fresh jewel]

make the caravan return to the capital

[west path]

Even if they appear as corpses, stab them several times to make sure

[cunning niche]

you can hear the screams of Jontan aswell as dio

"WHAT DID I DO IT WAS DIO WHO SWORE REVENGE"

"IT WAS DIOOOOO"

[fresh jewel]

fuck you man

[west path]

skill issue ngl

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/548359749343641620/1228166608619311174/RDT_20240411_1221532296292698612128417.gif

The sun did not find them worthy

[cunning niche]

the citizens are left shocked

[fresh jewel]

@cunning niche force the nomads who just arrived to toil in the rice fields

[west path]

Send out the shaman families to reassure them saying that servants of the moon cannot be forgiven

And even if only one swears revenge it could mean they all wish to work together

To bring forth their foul and rancid worship upon the tribe

The sun guides and protects the people, always

@cunning niche btw the people in cages will be sent on a raft away from the village and given 2 weeks worth of food so they can survive 🐖

The sun sees that they have done no wrong.

[cunning niche]

the famliy mourns and cries for Jontan

they despise dio

for getting his brother killed

[fresh jewel]

Joto 👽

[west path]

Allow them to burn jontan’s corpse so he may return to the sun

Meanwhole Dio will be sacrificed to the sunfish

[cunning niche]

they appreciate it

[cunning niche]

the sunfish rejects dio

[west path]

https://tenor.com/view/gubby-roblox-spitroast-fire-cooking-gif-503162274657615341

[west path]

Wow. Hes so tainted that it wont eat him

How do we deal with this

[cunning niche]

the fish can sense the hatred inside dio

[cunning niche]

you send him on a raft ig

[west path]

nawh,

he will be purified

[cunning niche]

how?

[west path]

@cunning niche remove all of his organs and separate him into chunks, then sacrifice them on a pedestal to the sun for forgiveness

[west path]

We will then give those chunks to the sea

with the raft carrying them being lit

On fire

This will be „purifying” the tribe

Of heresy

as the foulness is separated into weaker parts and then cleansed by fire

[cunning niche]

the chunks sizzle in the sun

[west path]

see? The sun burns his foul flesh.

@cunning niche allow jontans family to become part of one of the shaman families

🐖

[cunning niche]

are you sure your men caught dio? 😏

[west path]

die

[cunning niche]

like it was actually dio?

[west path]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/714231026183962726/1219713894457671771/20240319_142607.gif?width=509&height=904