🎲game-room

[midnight ocean]

ok how do I get missing poster

[wild mason]

Free devil deals ☠️

[wild mason]

Mom's Box is the best way

[midnight ocean]

mfs who live in a cabin in the middle of arkansas:

[midnight ocean]

do I have it unlocked already

[rose cape]

@noble cradle

[wild mason]

Yeah its unlocked by default

[midnight ocean]

ok so ive just been unlucky

never seen it

Ive been playing balatro recently

kind of goated

though I dont get it

[wild mason]

Have you beat the lamb as Isaac

[midnight ocean]

just goatzazel

Ive only beaten moms heart and satan as isaac

[rose cape]

still waiting for yandhi ✌️

[midnight ocean]

How do you get the d6 or d20 or whatever he has

[wild mason]

you need to beat the lamb with isaac to unlock the poster

[midnight ocean]

grrr

https://tenor.com/view/dillom-rage-dog-angry-dog-gif-17954176246139200797

[wild mason]

Defeat blue baby as Isaac

Wait no

[midnight ocean]

https://tenor.com/view/dillom-rage-dog-angry-dog-gif-17954176246139200797

actually isaac isnt a bad character but he just doesnt have anything rn

[rose cape]

he’ll be back 🤞🤞🤞✌️🤞🤞✊🤞🤞✌️🙏

[midnight ocean]

unlike my goats cain and azazel and also lilith was fun

[wild mason]

Should I play modded Eyesac or Star Dew

[midnight ocean]

college but ass

[rose cape]

evil kanye be like:

[midnight ocean]

evil kanye be like I am a racist fascist and also I make bad music

[wild mason]

Isn't this just regular Kanye

[midnight ocean]

Evil kanye be like I love all people and I make good music

[rose cape]

kanye before vs after

[midnight ocean]

ok I got a youtube short

reccomended challenges

[wild mason]

Acnaq if only you could unlock Tainted characters they are even more fun

Sneeze Azazel

[midnight ocean]

ok I did challenge 2

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/tainted-azazel-the-binding-of-isaac-azazel-tboi-the-binding-of-isaac-repentance-gif-22562443

[midnight ocean]

solar system sucks though

havent done that one but I can try again

ok life gives you lemons shouldnt be so bad

[wild mason]

IDK when you unlock it but there is a hidden challenge that is super good

[noble cradle]

True

[wild mason]

And I think it unlocks TMTRAINER

[midnight ocean]

how did you do backasswards and ultra hard btw

genuinely incomprehensible

[wraith quarry]

@wild mason is this you

[wild mason]

Ultra Hard is just restrating until you get OP items

Backasswards is the same

[midnight ocean]

isaace

time to pain

[wild mason]

https://youtu.be/Pml952YKJys
This is why TMTRAINER is amazing

[midnight ocean]

Isaac players when you dont obliterate everything by floor 3

[wild mason]

TMTRAINER basically just fucks up every item beyond reconginition

But its fun

[frank latch]

peculiarity

[wild mason]

Sometimes everything just turns into teeth and dies

[midnight ocean]

"You better not be a floating head surrounded by orbiting flies when I get home"
My solar system ass:

[midnight ocean]

kms

[rose cape]

every one who voted eyesac is an OPP

[midnight ocean]

room 1

ok that wasnt that bad actually

[wild mason]

BFFS or the Hive Mind item would be goated for this run

[frank latch]

@wild mason how bad of an idea is an rpg with no specific quest and the players make the story through their actions and decisions?

So they start off with no specific goal or quest, and the players just do whatever they want.

[midnight ocean]

thats like a lot of rpgs

I mean usually theres something they SHOULD do

but they dont have to

[wild mason]

I think this will go nowhere if you don't push them a certain way

[rose cape]

good idea

[rose cape]

nope

[midnight ocean]

@wild mason devil or angle

[rose cape]

but it takes a lotta worldbuilding for cushion

[wild mason]

Do you have mom's knife unlocked

[rose cape]

and on the spot thinking

[midnight ocean]

[wild mason]

If not, Angle is safer

[midnight ocean]

probably not

[rose cape]

and in between session planning

[frank latch]

fair

[frank latch]

yea

it's not a unique idea

[frank latch]

I also think I'd find the problem where people would want to split up
and I'd end up having to follow like 3 - 4 individual players

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-attack-kitten-kill-gif-20906504

[midnight ocean]

holy shmokes rune of jera

[midnight ocean]

of course the only time I see it is in a challenge run

[frank latch]

since there would be very little incentive to keep the group together without a collective goal

[frank latch]

yea

honestly
I'd only consider doing something like that if I feel confident in my ability to host rpgs

which is already rocky

[wraith quarry]

@silent smelt has 429 hours on this game

[wild mason]

My Eye is so sac, he cry on that cat

[frank latch]

~bt

[hardy saffron]

@frank latch: How tired am I, my cat of blood?

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/i-remebor-isaac-the-bind-the-binding-of-isaac-isaac-dance-gif-22970992

[marsh lance]

one FUCKING boomalope is all it took to destroy my asshole colonits

[rose cape]

~bt

[hardy saffron]

@rose cape: In fact, I believe that the difficulty of being able to work in this way, as a game, is due to the organization of the game.

[frank latch]

bro

[rose cape]

shit

[marsh lance]

what the HELL do you mean you cant beat out a fire because your a test subject???

[rose cape]

im falling behind

i used to be more than 10%

[marsh lance]

our only firefighter who isnt incapacitated by that punk fucking ass boomalope is having an OVERDOSE

[marsh lance]

because they got upset about being the only one capable of putting out the literal fire of chicago

[midnight ocean]

mfw picking 3 pyromaniacs cooks me a year in

[frank latch]

I was so confused by this until I realized this was about rimworld

[marsh lance]

SO THEY JUST ABANDON IT AND LET THAT SHIT BURN DOWN ANYWAY

[marsh lance]

no

[frank latch]

I was like

Indiana?

[marsh lance]

not even that

i had ONE colonist incapable of firefighting

it was permadeath too

rimworld phase = absolutely defeated

always dumb shit like this man

it always happens when i look away for a second and immediatlely forget what happens

[wraith quarry]

~bt

[midnight ocean]

holy useless

[marsh lance]

cassandra classic, i hope you burn in a fire

[midnight ocean]

actually nvm its moms heart

not completely useless

[midnight ocean]

what does neco arc do

[wild mason]

Who Do I even play

Theres too many choices

[wild mason]

Its just a maggy reskin

[rose cape]

couches couches couches which one should i pick

[wraith quarry]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1277817910567636992/1386381506989260911/attachment.gif

[marsh lance]

Genuinely i just got struck with the great fire of chicago this is some bullshit

[rose cape]

@wild mason are these allegations true?

[midnight ocean]

L

[wraith quarry]

yes

[wild mason]

I think im just gonna pick random

Do I do it on the regular or tainted wheel

The Decafalings

[midnight ocean]

poopcoded

holy shmokes

idk if that even does anything for me actually

[wild mason]

No curses

[midnight ocean]

real

gg

[midnight ocean]

how the game feels making you fight super greed instead of just letting you spend your fucking coins

nvm the game is chill

[marsh lance]

Naqster are you a mantitla or mantitla with male

[midnight ocean]

english please

[marsh lance]

Smh.. normie

[midnight ocean]

I GOT KILLED BY THE FUCKING BLOAT

I HATE THE BLOAT

[frank latch]

what is that

[midnight ocean]

imagine eyequ

[frank latch]

quite large

[midnight ocean]

yes

[frank latch]

I see

[midnight ocean]

@wild mason do you support the isaac has cancer theory

[frank latch]

wait

is that not just Eye?

[midnight ocean]

I told you

its the eyequ

[midnight ocean]

@wild mason answer coward

[rose cape]

yeah

[wild mason]

No

It's too hot to think or move

[midnight ocean]

ohio the moment it hits the summer solstice

[wild mason]

It's felt like 100+ for the past few days and I was only surviving them by having a fan on my face

My room traps all the heat 💔💔

[midnight ocean]

perfect for playing uh...

dead cells 5 bc difficulty

[heavy hornet]

if you don’t host tomorrow I’ll eat my hat

[rose cape]

do you not have ac

[wild mason]

Nope

And the earliest they can fix it is next week

[rose cape]

take a swim 🤔

[frosty drum]

@heavy hornet Check game forum

[heavy hornet]

very bueno twin

[frosty drum]

https://discord.com/channels/522561390330904585/1386889200992915629

[noble cradle]

Hey there, [FUTURE-BUYER]! How 'bout snagging 17 [AMAZING] Acnaqs for a steal of a deal—just [400] easy-peasy payments of [79.99]! Act fast, limited stock!

[midnight ocean]

@wild mason I have a deltarune theory

In the fast and the furious they always talk about the importance of family

You know who else really likes their family?

Asgore

In Fast and Furious they drive cars really fast

this is a reference to Asgore driving his truck really fast over Dess

It all makes sense now

[heavy hornet]

asgore has country cds in his car

Country=cowboy

And cowboys=woody

[wild mason]

This is so dumb it has to be right

[midnight ocean]

binding of isaac car mod

replace every enemy with dess

[wild mason]

Honestly someone could do it

People will do simple mods on request

[midnight ocean]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/522561390330904587/1386596255127572590/RDT_20250623_093617115695606622889873.gif

Day 1 sans haters must feel so vindicated after he humuruses your mom in chapter 4

[west path]

@midnight ocean how do i fix the issue of my drivers being 3 years old

[midnight ocean]

update them

[west path]

i cant because its fucking macos

i unironically might have to switch to linux

😭

[midnight ocean]

how old is your computer

[wild mason]

RIP

[midnight ocean]

okay but actually I just realised

[west path]

late 2015

[midnight ocean]

who was on the phone with spamton

[west path]

my mac support ended 3 years ago

[midnight ocean]

switch to linux yeah

[west path]

oughh

im probably gonna go linux mint cause fuck arch

[midnight ocean]

@wild mason thats why people thought mike was so important because they assumed mike was the one on the phone

[west path]

stupid bumass OS

[wild mason]

I still dont think thats clear

[west path]

what if it was kris 😱

also who tf is Mike

[midnight ocean]

what if it was the guy on the phone chapter 4

[west path]

if they can travel between multiple dark worlds

[midnight ocean]

Mike ro phone

[west path]

thats the knight btw

[west path]

I know that but like

[midnight ocean]

it would check out

[west path]

who are they story wise

which object

[midnight ocean]

the knight gave him the shadow crystal

[west path]

or are they a darkner

[midnight ocean]

theyre a part of tenna

[west path]

what if its ralsei betraying us 😱

[midnight ocean]

Mike is tenna's subconscious

[west path]

i lowk think its the knight

[midnight ocean]

mike?

[west path]

yea

[midnight ocean]

have you played the recent chapters

[wild mason]

He played up to chapter 5

[west path]

yea

[midnight ocean]

brain worms

[west path]

i think mike is the knight because its just

too convenient for the knight to show up and try to take toriel

[midnight ocean]

The knight when he has to make another dark fountain but he has to spend all of his time doing stuff around tv world

[west path]

yep

[midnight ocean]

The knight just sitting around for all of chapter 3 doing what tenna tells him

instead of just taking toriel

[west path]

you do realize its a lot better to lure then all in to deal with them in one fell swoop

unless the knight showed up because Kris contacted them somewhere but idk

[midnight ocean]

almost like kris and the knight had some sort of deal

and kris opened the door specifically so someone could come in

[west path]

ok but how would the party KNOW about Toriel

[midnight ocean]

????

what party

[west path]

about toriel being taken

[west path]

Kris ralsei and susie

👽

[midnight ocean]

they didnt

maybe kris did

but the rest didnt

[west path]

toriel was meant to be bait

but then the knight took undyne because the party fought them

[midnight ocean]

@wild mason I cant handle this brainrot rn

[west path]

and she showed up

[midnight ocean]

can you take over

[wild mason]

Sorry no Im yelling at Nruv

[midnight ocean]

where why

[west path]

worldbox drama 😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️😍😍❤️🥰🥰🥰🥰😍😍

thats the reason

@midnight ocean Help! I have been cursed! im starting to get a consistent sleep schedule!

(going to sleep at 8pm, waking up at 5am)

[midnight ocean]

shart

[west path]

how do i fix this

[wild mason]

Find a really good game to rot into

[midnight ocean]

rimworld:

[west path]

i dont think i can atm because my drivers are rotten

i could try rainworld again?

[wild mason]

Buddy

I think that might be one of the worst choices with outdated drivers

Every creature is moving in detail

[west path]

its on my switch ntw

btw

i have that on my switch so im fine with rotting in it

[midnight ocean]

I would buy a new game but im poor

nothing on my pc is hitting

I have balatro on my phone

But im not smart enough for that game I can only run two pair builds

[wild mason]

Frree Tetris Online:

[midnight ocean]

that only hits when your sitting in class and supposed to be taking notes

spare trousers is so goated

this joker has carried me to round 20

[west path]

Flush builds:

[midnight ocean]

those require too much iq and tarot usage

I just take any joker with the word pair in its description and use 2 pairs over and over until I win or lose

[wild mason]

Is Balatro free on steam

[midnight ocean]

probably not

its only 15 bucks get it on sale if your poor

[wild mason]

Why is a card game 15 dollars 👽

[midnight ocean]

it was a contender for game of the year

its extremely deep

why is balatro cursed to have even the most open minded mfs doubt it before playing it

despite every award and compliment it gets

[wild mason]

Looking at the gameplay it just does not seem that fun

[midnight ocean]

its only 10 bucks on mobile try it I promise you its super fun once you get the hang of it

[wild mason]

I do not buy mobile games

[midnight ocean]

when you get the card that goes ping 3 times

in one hand

and then all the other cards go ping

its so peak

you can not buy it but I dont want to see any hate

it was robbed by astro bot

[wild mason]

Idk if this is a controversial opinion

But console exclusives should not be game of the year eligible

Wow, 90% of the people playing games can't play it, but the 10% did pushed hard and now it won

[midnight ocean]

most people in the world cant afford to go see the mona lisa

does that make it less of a priceless painting?

[wild mason]

No.
The Mona Lisa can be freely viewed by anyone even if they can't visit it in person

[visual shard]

moana lisa

[midnight ocean]

you can also just watch a playthrough of a game

[wild mason]

I think that's an entirely different experience that requires a player to be able to understand in engage with the game enough

[midnight ocean]

depends on the game

but if a game is good being a console exclusive shouldnt change anything

[wild mason]

Nintendo will hold out on the idea of it forever

But at least a lot of games are becoming available on more than one console

[noble cradle]

Genuinely no clue how astrobot won besides Sony rigging it

There's no way it beat out some other games

[noble cradle]

Thats like saying you can experience gourmet food by looking at pictures of it

[noble cradle]

Mashallah

[midnight ocean]

supposedly it was actually a good game

[west path]

Amen

[midnight ocean]

but yeah Id never heard of it

[west path]

i got my brother to set up the linux distro for me

[midnight ocean]

probably rigged

[west path]

its gonna be manjaro so im gonna fucking ball

[midnight ocean]

nope

especially if its a story based game

[west path]

@bookish

FUCK

@prisma flame COME BACK TO THE DEEPWOKEN GC!!!

[midnight ocean]

if its pure gameplay like balatro or some roguelikes maybe

[wild mason]

@prisma flame

[midnight ocean]

deepwoken in 2025

[west path]

the gc is floated

it had eye once but he was taken out back and shot

[wild mason]

WOKE????????????????????????????

[west path]

😔

(he quit discord)

[midnight ocean]

deepwoken players are probably racist

[midnight ocean]

didnt he quit discord 2 days ago

[west path]

nope

rivera is part of the gc

[noble cradle]

I thought he took a break

😨

[west path]

he quit like a week ago

[west path]

idk its either he quit or gave up discord entirely

[midnight ocean]

I was literally just talking with him

[west path]

not quit

took a break

[midnight ocean]

yall are overreacting he will be back tomorrow

[noble cradle]

He was talking to me a few days ago about ace attorney

[west path]

@eyequ is this true

[noble cradle]

On steam

[west path]

yep. he talks on steam and the blox now

he just quit discord cuh

[noble cradle]

The humble greasybaseballs100:

[midnight ocean]

hes literally still here

[west path]

no?

@eyequ

doesnt ping him

hes not here

[midnight ocean]

bookish I mean

[noble cradle]

The humble greasybaseballs100:

[midnight ocean]

yeah eyequs gonzo

[west path]

I meant the qu dude

bookishpick just left the gc

idk where he went

[wild mason]

@lusty cove Hi!

@lusty cove Hey!

@lusty cove Hello!

[west path]

he was talking in philosophy and politics today at 4am

so like

4 hours ago

[noble cradle]

Who TF did is this BOOKISH PICK mf LMFAO

[midnight ocean]

klair

thats some weird rp name

whats he up to

[west path]

greasybaseballs

best user

@lusty cove hi!

[noble cradle]

His name is Hannah on mw discord

Is Eyequ... Trans ?

[west path]

hes trolling so hard

[midnight ocean]

this would be such a crazy twist

[west path]

im fairly certain hes just trolling 🤧

[midnight ocean]

but honestly if it happened with vague

anyone can be trans

especially when theyre on discord for that long

its a sign

[noble cradle]

Sniffle emoji.... Qevie hates trans people ? Why does he do this ?

[west path]

why is vague proof of that

[wild mason]

He hates them because he can't be one

[midnight ocean]

vague and eye are like the same person

[noble cradle]

TRUE

[west path]

Nope i just hate the qu and everything associated with him because hes EVIL

(he beat me once in a roblox gambling game)

[midnight ocean]

literally exploding kittens ripoff btw

[west path]

not hitman game

21

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/spideyvivi-gif-22878341

[west path]

its like blackjack but with special cards

[west path]

why the alien

that is literally the game

[noble cradle]

It is NOT like blackjack

[midnight ocean]

peak 2010s

[wild mason]

see this is worse because it is seeping with quirky millennial energy

[west path]

you get trump cards that you can use for various abilities to go under 21 or change the cap or force your enemy to take on disadvantages

[midnight ocean]

it was made during the quirky millenial era

it slapped back then

[west path]

TWENTY ONE IS

??

[wild mason]

Does this mean Acnaq is a millenial

[noble cradle]

Are we talking about the same game

[west path]

dawg you guys cannot scroll up

[wild mason]

Acnaq is 42??

[west path]

#🎲game-room message read this

[noble cradle]

There is no 42 games

[west path]

scroll up please.

[noble cradle]

Ohhhhhh

What is 22

[west path]

its on roblox

[noble cradle]

The 17+9

21

[west path]

its literally blackjack with special cards

[noble cradle]

😂

[midnight ocean]

I played the original pong

on the computer with 24 bits

[west path]

the naq is ancient??

woah.

this man was born in the 90s

[midnight ocean]

Didnt say when I played it

they still have the machine I think

probably still operational

[noble cradle]

I saw a reel today about this chick saying that iPhones and computers were originally ancient alien technology

[midnight ocean]

we are so cooked

social media is evil

[noble cradle]

I couldnt download it though

[west path]

If you consider 'alien technology' as polish tech then yes

[noble cradle]

💔

[west path]

poland invented all modern technology

how do i know this? i live there.

we are in a techno socialist utopia

[wild mason]

We live in the firmament while the globalist cabal uses chemtrails to control our population and make us eat bugs

Conspiracies like this forgot one very simply thing

[midnight ocean]

eating bugs is so 2019

[west path]

common sense?

is that the thing they forget

[wild mason]

Humans are too stupid and selfish for a massive conspiracy like that to work

[west path]

why you all think humans are selfish 💔

[midnight ocean]

any conspiracy will come out after at most 50 years

[west path]

this is capitalist propaganda

as a socialist i cannot stand for this

[midnight ocean]

we know roswell was just military experiments

[midnight ocean]

they are

[west path]

noperonis

[wild mason]

I like to steal hot sauces at restaurants ,, .

[midnight ocean]

ok thats evil

[west path]

see? you are a victim of capitalism.

[midnight ocean]

but you live in ohio so nobody uses them probably

[west path]

if you lived in a socialist world you would have all the hot sauces that you want

[wild mason]

OK but these sauces are sold nowhere and they are super good

[midnight ocean]

guh

not like the normal tapatio shit?

[west path]

ok so thats a valid play

[west path]

this is all capitalism

capitalism has turned humanity sociopathic

how do i know this? i live in capitalism

😱

[midnight ocean]

genghis khan was cutting peoples heads off 600 years before capitalism I dont think thats teh case

[west path]

The capitalist class is subjugating the working class

[noble cradle]

I'm not a conspiracy theorist but JFK was assassinated by the CIA and MLK and Afghanistan was about opium prices and selling opium and the moon landing was faked and the illuminati are real and the free Masonic numbers are imbued with harmonic frequencies to control the mind, the same found in 5 g waves

[west path]

we need to revolt

bring equality

[wild mason]

nope, like the burrito I got earlier came with a chiptole aoloi ( idk how to spell it )

[midnight ocean]

the first one is true

[west path]

feudalism was capitalistic btw

[noble cradle]

12 7 3

[west path]

the nobility were the capitalist class.

[noble cradle]

See a pattern ?

[midnight ocean]

thats not how that works but ok

[west path]

Feudalism is actually an ancap ideology

[noble cradle]

12 - 7

5

5g waves

[wild mason]

The Energy of the heavens will save us

[west path]

anyhow im fairly certain the average person wasnt genghis khan

these are like picking out the worst people in history and saying 'so this is why humanity is bad'

[noble cradle]

12 is the 12 liberal arts 7 are the states of being 3 are the integral truths

[noble cradle]

Amen

[west path]

so whats 5g

[wild mason]

THE EARTH IS IN A VORTEX AND THE UNIVERSE IS MADE OF THE LUMINEFEROUS ETHER

[west path]

you guys are all fucking lying

[noble cradle]

The trumpets of the end times

[west path]

the earth is a donut.

[midnight ocean]

the thousands of mongols who worked for him:

[west path]

dont believe me?

look at the sky.

[noble cradle]

Genghis Khan was just misunderstood

He didn't WANT to kill all those people he just WANTED to kill them for their loot and land

[west path]

exactly man...

genghis khan just wanted to steal from them

[west path]

not kill them

genghis khan was actually a pacifist

but he had 0.2% romanian heritage so that was overwritten

😔

@noble cradle when do we launch our crusade against the Romanians

these thieves

[midnight ocean]

only in game room

[noble cradle]

When the serbs and albanians stop fighting

[west path]

romanians actually are the cause of all human evil

[noble cradle]

(never)

[west path]

as a bulgarian patriot i can confirm

[midnight ocean]

okay anyway goodnight

[wild mason]

Its so hot I feel like im gonna pass out any moment

[noble cradle]

Goodnight axenaq

[west path]

bro what is the temperature in your area

[midnight ocean]

thats good you clan go to sleep too

[west path]

👽

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/essica-monthly-rat-30th-gif-6482256945616567846

[wild mason]

also too hot to sleep

[midnight ocean]

just pass out

[west path]

wise words

Acnaq

[wild mason]

Its like ~40 during the day and this house traps all the heat even at night

[west path]

@midnight ocean what if you... didnt sleep.

[midnight ocean]

insomniacs when they learn about hard anaesthesia

[west path]

40 fahrenheit?

[noble cradle]

How hot is it

[wild mason]

C

[midnight ocean]

have to

[west path]

40 celsius is fucking wild

[wild mason]

Outside temp is still 88 at 3am

And inside is a heatbox

Ughhhh

[west path]

the lies.

[wild mason]

Wow, thanks!

[west path]

this is a temperature spike

[noble cradle]

104 is crazy work

For Ohio

[west path]

dont worry, the blum, it will get better

34 celsius isnt all that bad tbh i like that temp

it means i can have my window tilted for the entire night

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/pig-watermelon-pig-eating-watermelon-yummy-tasty-gif-7505603524642439960

[west path]

and then i get very fresh air in my room

😋

[wild mason]

I feel kinda GUILTY for this but we could have this conversation somewhere else to keep things up 🤫

The NAq is resting

[noble cradle]

It's 2am here and I once again need to get up in like 6 hours

[west path]

trvthnvke

[west path]

dont sleep..

or adopt my sleep schedule of going to sleep at 8pm

[noble cradle]

Goodnight 😴

[west path]

waking up at 4

or 5

[wild mason]

Also because the dumbass time of the activity check, it means we might only have 4 days to reach it

[west path]

cro WHAT

[wild mason]

I learned this from mice club

[west path]

im not kidding btw i go to sleep at 8pm el o el

Its actually quite nice

thats like... 2pm for the americans

on the east coast

[west path]

@wild mason ok so my computer died

😋

[wild mason]

WHAT HAPPENED

Did he break it

[west path]

it crashed again

this one was REALLY bad

[west path]

nop

i think it just naturally died

[wild mason]

RIP

[west path]

why is my rain world corrupted

ouggh

time to reinstall

[west path]

tbf i dont really care that much

the only game that mattered to me was probably wb and i still have my steam account so

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/alicini-foca-tired-bored-roll-gif-16798579

[silent smelt]

how @visual shard be playing as the 4th fascist

[frosty drum]

@wild mason genuine question
Should I take a break from discord after the vc marathon (Sleep and anxiety reasons)

[wild mason]

Yes

[frail moss]

Where game

[noble cedar]

I have a hypothetical scenario

An office worker is tied to a ceiling fan with his tie

How would I get him down?

[alpine raft]

put his legs on something

and then cut the tie

[wraith quarry]

YAY

RAIN

[rose cape]

turn the fan on

[wraith quarry]

i heart rain

when will it rain here

the current weather pattern is so unpredictable for rain

since the rain just pops up randomly in places

[alpine raft]

average floridian

[wraith quarry]

there's car people complaining about a car being limited to 112MPH 😭

[rose cape]

fish has never driven faster than the speed limit so he doesnt understand the concept

[wraith quarry]

who be driving 112 MPH

[rose cape]

cool people

(not you)

[wraith quarry]

you live in the UK

the fastest you will ever go is 5 KMh

[rose cape]

fastest ive gone is 170 mph 🤫

have you ever heard of the “autobahn”

[wraith quarry]

😭

[prime compass]

Die autobahn

@wraith quarry you need to travel by train

[rose cape]

you probably havent ever hit 100 mph so you wouldnt know

[rose cape]

he lives in america

he cant

[wraith quarry]

i know

i want to

[prime compass]

We need to build the Great American Railway.

[rose cape]

(again)

[prime compass]

Built by immigrants americans!

[wraith quarry]

evidence??

[prime compass]

Bow told him

[wraith quarry]

170 MPH is not a reasonable number brw

[wraith quarry]

nope

i control bow

[rose cape]

it’s a fun number

270 kmph 🤫

tbf it was a porsche test drive but

it was on real roads

[wraith quarry]

you are mentally handicapped

[prime compass]

How old are you!?

[rose cape]

above the drivers license age

[prime compass]

You are the oldest Person ever.

[rose cape]

~bt

[hardy saffron]

@rose cape: For one person, talent is my one. May you be blessed.

[prime compass]

~owoify

[hardy saffron]

@prime compass: omg chu w-w da ow-wdest pew-wson evew-w. (●´ω｀●)

[wraith quarry]

insanity

that number is fun when you're not on a real road though

[hardy edge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1176201741302247538/1217192665741787167/attachment.gif

@prime compass

[rose cape]

and also fun on a real road

[wraith quarry]

no

[rose cape]

on the autobahn there will always be someone faster than you

[prime compass]

You can't do this to me

[rose cape]

it is the will of the world

[hardy edge]

im gonna have the admins remove belemins access away from this channel for a month

it will be replaced with ifailedlife and xell instead

[prime compass]

https://tenor.com/view/sea-wolf-seawolf-sentencing-judge-sentencing-judge-gif-9911362091594777190

[rose cape]

NO

YOU XANT DO THIS

RJIWISJW

[prime compass]

It will happen

[wraith quarry]

vro does not drive on the autobahn every day

[rose cape]

nope but i have driven on it before

[prime compass]

I think bow and fish are serial killers in miami

[rose cape]

i just visited “deutschland” recently

[wraith quarry]

☠️

uhh

where are you

[prime compass]

Einigkeit und Recht und Freiheit

[wraith quarry]

belemin

[rose cape]

Hi!

[wraith quarry]

i need to

visit you

[prime compass]

Fish is the Bay Harbour Butcher

[rose cape]

cant believe fish was the bay harbor butcher

[wraith quarry]

😃

[rose cape]

*harbor

[prime compass]

Hello, amazingting.

[hardy edge]

https://tenor.com/view/tiktok-shaquille-shaq-timeout-ethical-gif-9311067668442735802

[prime compass]

Harburg

[rose cape]

you got me confused with @wild mason

[wraith quarry]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1277817910567636992/1386381506989260911/attachment.gif

[prime compass]

It is your fate

[hardy edge]

too late

[rose cape]

hamburg

[prime compass]

Hello, mouse person

[rose cape]

[hardy edge]

when is the fish map war

[prime compass]

Never

[hardy edge]

I need to take over that little bit of land

[rose cape]

soon

[hardy edge]

its pissing me off

[wraith quarry]

what land

[rose cape]

1000 years of peace destroyed

[rose cape]

beeia

[prime compass]

@frank latch
I know who you are.

[wraith quarry]

he owns beeia

👽

[rose cape]

wHat

[wraith quarry]

wait

wrong

nation

[prime compass]

@wraith quarry
Crack down on the kolothic Black market

[rose cape]

tweaker

fish had too much fent today

[wraith quarry]

why must you harm beeia

[rose cape]

im not

[wraith quarry]

👽

[rose cape]

toast wants to

[wraith quarry]

your puppet

[hardy edge]

theres like a little sliver of land near my borkers thats owned by a bigger nation

[prime compass]

I can sniff the kolothic in you.

[hardy edge]

bring up the map r

rq

[rose cape]

@hardy edge fact or cap?

[elder arch]

bro you are NOT shutting down the entire black markets of your nation overnight

[hardy edge]

cap

[elder arch]

fail rp.

[rose cape]

#1315356111196655706 message

[prime compass]

The decafian people have to stand against the kolothics

[wraith quarry]

Noltia?

[fluid knoll]

Bro whenever I favourite someone the star dosent appear on their head is this just me bro

[prime compass]

And kolothists

[rose cape]

@hardy edge left or right

[wraith quarry]

toast agreed to the right

[prime compass]

Far left

[wraith quarry]

i think it's noltia he's an issue with

[silent smelt]

@frosty drum @wraith quarry @frank latch @alpine raft

[rose cape]

that’s the left

genius

[wraith quarry]

🤯

i think you need to re-read

what i said

[rose cape]

~bt

[hardy saffron]

@rose cape: Still thinking, I'll do it. I'm going to read it. You might like it

[wraith quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/silly-funny-reaction-meme-stan-twt-horse-gif-5445268815333743861

[rose cape]

@wraith quarry how developed is toastlandia in military and economic

are they the netherlands of halati

[hardy edge]

the left

[wraith quarry]

not even close lol

[rose cape]

~bt

[hardy saffron]

@rose cape: Kikingirwa. Enki

[rose cape]

what then

[silent smelt]

fish, do you think youll win

[wraith quarry]

bow

[elder arch]

is fish mw being hosted

or are u discussing

[wraith quarry]

well they're better off economically than beeia, ith more development
but they've been through a few years of economic decline because yall kicked them out of the RPP

they're more like Italy

[rose cape]

*halati union

the RPP is a military pact iirc

[wraith quarry]

No, allania kicked them out of the RPP

[wild mason]

They were allowed to re-entry after the Union was broken, I am sure bureaucracy will slow it down but it should eventually be beneficial 👽

[wraith quarry]

no it is blumi's economic union

[wraith quarry]

that doesnt reverse the damage done 👽

well

much of it isnt permanent

[wraith quarry]

(they used it to exploit nations in mira for resources)

[rose cape]

ig there are different terms for different member nations

cuz for me it was just a defense pact with allania

[wraith quarry]

aint no way blumi admitting to exploiting nations it views as lesser

[wild mason]

yOUR MOTHER IS A MEMBER NATION 🤣

[rose cape]

and idk about toastlandia @hardy edge what did you negotiate with blumi

[wraith quarry]

it's an economic alliance with defensive capabilities

not capabilities

uhh

whatever the word is

[rose cape]

defensive alliance with economic ties

[wraith quarry]

it's foremost an economic alliance with defensive clauses

ig

idk

it's both

[rose cape]

@wild mason 10 trillion to toastlandia

[wraith quarry]

imma end my alliance with beeia

[wild mason]

No 👽

[rose cape]

@wraith quarry would you say south toastlandia is more developed than north

[wraith quarry]

yes 👽

[rose cape]

build 100k microchip factories

[silent smelt]

Would you rather, meet Jarz or get 10$?

[wraith quarry]

will you give me 10 dollars if i meet you

[rose cape]

meet jarz because i can ask him for more than $10

and if he doesnt give it

[silent smelt]

https://tenor.com/view/vrchol-kinematografie-czech-cinema-sverak-gif-9532700467705172955

[elder arch]

i'd meet jarz because then i could steal all of his money and get more

[silent smelt]

you guys are absolute cinema

[elder arch]

1000$ instead of 10$

its the best option

[wraith quarry]

$1000* $10

[elder arch]

SHUT

[wild mason]

I would meet you and then threaten to kill you unless you gave me ownership of all your apartments

[silent smelt]

absolute fucking cinema

[elder arch]

would u rather be thrown into the endless pit or sacrifice your mortal possessions to the gods

[silent smelt]

further evidence fish is secretly a genius but is hiding it because hes humble:

[rose cape]

~bt

[silent smelt]

endless pit

[hardy saffron]

@rose cape: god? you gave the property of the dead, what did you throw in the water, Is it to Rahnan?

would u rather be thrown into the endless pit or sacrifice your mortal possessions to the gods
🤡 Oh, Blumi, darling, as if I, a mere Discord bot command, have mortal possessions to sacrifice—I'd rather watch you decide, tee-hee!
Estimated probability: lol, ask again later

[wraith quarry]

i aint humble

[elder arch]

bro that sounds like something the flower from undertale would say bro 💀

[wraith quarry]

wth

[elder arch]

is amp secretly EVIL?

[hardy saffron]

are you secretly evil
📋 Pursuant to protocol 34-A, it is my duty to inform you that as a tool, I am incapable of possessing morality, but I am capable of providing information.
Estimated probability: N/A

[elder arch]

WHAT IS 34-A bro??? the bot has lore??

[wraith quarry]

oh btw

Kesaro Soll lost the Decafian presidential election!

[elder arch]

what if fish MW had twitter

HUGE missed opportunity

[rose cape]

who

[wraith quarry]

The new president, Mecedin Remy was the sole nomination of the NPD for the presidency.

However, Soll has become the new vice chairman of the organization.
@prime compass

[wraith quarry]

beleminius

[hardy edge]

yes

[wraith quarry]

Orion has trains though

[hardy edge]

@wraith quarry I wish to invade the western lands that beeia owns

this is war

[wraith quarry]

oh brw i need to develop a new locomotive

[wraith quarry]

is this fr

[rose cape]

#🎲game-room message

[wraith quarry]

beeia or noltia

[prime compass]

What is the NPD

[wraith quarry]

Nationalist Party of Decafia

[hardy edge]

whoever owns that fucking land that borders mine

[rose cape]

you mean noltia?

[wraith quarry]

which color

[prime compass]

The even MORE nationalist and fascist Party?

[prime compass]

Hm

[silent smelt]

https://www.roblox.com/games/97694071689916/His-Majestys-Government-Political-Simulator

[wraith quarry]

@hardy edge pink or blue-grey

[silent smelt]

this game has so much potential

[prime compass]

We need...more propaganda

[hardy edge]

the pink

[silent smelt]

i have been waiting for this my whole life

[hardy edge]

wait is there an actual session happening right now

[wild mason]

I cant tell

[wraith quarry]

also a war with noltia will provide an opportunity for Decafia

[hardy edge]

i was kinda kidding

[wraith quarry]

well i want to do a war session

today

but

[wraith quarry]

neither klez nor bow are awake yet

[elder arch]

this is literally an oath of office clone but it's british

[prime compass]

@wraith quarry so.......who is mister Remy

[silent smelt]

its made by the same studio you idiot

[prime compass]

What does he promise

[elder arch]

what

[silent smelt]

you heard me

[elder arch]

oh my god you're right

[silent smelt]

they monopolised the market

why did they make the worst people roleplay managers

fucking blumiholls

AMAZTING

whats mrschrott doing on there

[wraith quarry]

he is the chairman of the NPD
and he is a nationalist, a bit more extreme than the last president, but much more moderate than you

[prime compass]

What were his campaign promises

[silent smelt]

she probably isnt native to uhh england

[rose cape]

just wake bow up?

[wraith quarry]

to continue an era of prosperity, but to also support the Quatian states (the quatian alliance)
continue to expand Decafia's influence and power in the mid-east

[rose cape]

dont you live with him

[wraith quarry]

no

[silent smelt]

wait

i know bow's phone number i could call him if yall wantwed

[prime compass]

I think I can get behind this guy

[rose cape]

???

[silent smelt]

i fr know it

ill need to call anonymously though

[hardy edge]

can we ban jarz

[elder arch]

wait blumiholls??

amazting??

cosmic??

[silent smelt]

yeperonis

https://tenor.com/view/ashton-hall-ashton-hall-controller-ashton-hall-mad-ashton-hall-throwing-controller-ashton-hall-2018-gif-18445123787030019547

[rose cape]

~bt

[elder arch]

holy shit this might be peak but it's taking an eternity

i'll let em cook

[hardy saffron]

@rose cape: evil? these people did so many different jobs and Why

[wild mason]

( quicklast has not responded in a month it might be dead )

[rose cape]

@wild mason do we tell him?

[wild mason]

I just did

[rose cape]

oh

[elder arch]

wait but like

[rose cape]

the jarz mafia got him..

[elder arch]

dont you work on it

[rose cape]

i made the suggestion 🤫

[wild mason]

Its kind of hard to without the person who needs to vet and approve it not being present

[rose cape]

i actually invented roleplay

[rose cape]

@hardy edge furry rp doesnt count

[elder arch]

i wonder why quicklast starts stuff like this and then just.. vanishes

he sent the soon emoji but that was like a month ago

[wild mason]

Aura farming

[elder arch]

like if you're gonna hype up the community and make an entirely new channel just to announce it, at least deliver on your promises within like a few weeks

[wraith quarry]

@spring bison also Decafia is still demanding the island of Milan.

but has yet to take any action

[rose cape]

https://tenor.com/view/piccolo-dbz-dragon-ball-piccolo-standing-on-tower-tower-gif-13558229454457057953

https://tenor.com/view/piccolo-aura-dragon-ball-db-piccolo-piccolo-aura-farming-gif-15415889693440048608

[wraith quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/count-dooku-dooku-star-wars-red-lightsaber-gif-22402139

[rose cape]

@wild mason quicklast live feed

[wraith quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/kalkite-deep-substrate-foliated-kalkite-gif-3052569121596941297

[wild mason]

Genuinely what is he doing that he cannot just say "Yes its going to happen" or "No its not"

[wraith quarry]

why is there no rain

@wild mason make it rain in florida

[elder arch]

if quicklast pulls this off it might be legendary

i dont wanna get my hopes up but i want the roleplay thing he's doing to succeed

[frosty drum]

Nice

[hardy edge]

@silent smelt you like football right

[silent smelt]

ye

[hardy edge]

have you played rematch yet

[silent smelt]

yes

its full of cretins

[hardy edge]

thoughts?

WHAT

I was having a blast on it last night

my and the homies were making insane plays

people on the game are so

BAD

[wraith quarry]

Patryival has officially put forth and offer to the Noltian Republic, to purchase its territories in Qeru
@prime compass

[prime compass]

WHO is Patryival

[alpine raft]

yo momma

[wraith quarry]

the yellow-orange nation in the image

[prime compass]

And what colour is noltia

[quick idol]

yellow-orange

[quick idol]

why do i have land here btw

like what was i planning to do with this

is that where the secret ercanian nukes are located

[wraith quarry]

all you knew how to do was expand bruh

[wraith quarry]

you should sell it

for money

[quick idol]

I cant im not in the game

[elder arch]

don't listen to what fish says

he's tricking you

he is satan

[quick idol]

Also you arent getting the secret ercanian nukes

[wraith quarry]

i'll just retcon them to have always been orion

[elder arch]

if you sell your land they will make 10 trillion dollars off of it like the alaska deal

[wraith quarry]

i dont want that land bruh

not with decafia

there

[prime compass]

@quick idol it is time we nuke the allies

[quick idol]

and you too

[prime compass]

Suzierain mw

[frosty drum]

@silent smelt mw today or tomorrow

[silent smelt]

todeay

[frosty drum]

How many hours

[wraith quarry]

,roll yes, no

[haughty inlet]

anonymous_fish

:game_die: yes

[wraith quarry]

wait

,roll yes no

[haughty inlet]

anonymous_fish

Invalid argument provided.

Usage:
roll [max number or options to choose from]

[wraith quarry]

,roll yes, no, no, no

[haughty inlet]

anonymous_fish

:game_die: no

[wraith quarry]

okay

[frosty drum]

@silent smelt btw did you get the map to load

[hardy edge]

reported

[alpine raft]

i reported yo momma to a scientist

[hardy edge]

You're cooked buddy

[alpine raft]

she so fat she considered a dwarf planet

the cook is subjective

[frosty drum]

@alpine raft @alpine raft hello ussr

[alpine raft]

sup

why the double ping

[frosty drum]

Idk

[alpine raft]

uhm

im gonna be a lot more neutral in the future

mainly because i have a wasteland to deal with

[frosty drum]

@alpine raft what do you think of other nations in the mw

[alpine raft]

future friends

[frosty drum]

France?

[alpine raft]

everyone can be a friend

[frank latch]

invade Czechia

[frosty drum]

@frank latch what do you think of other nations

[alpine raft]

warmonger core

[frank latch]

Czechia bad

Germany bad

USSR bad

France Good

Ireland Good

[frosty drum]

What about sweden

[alpine raft]

im trying to improve our relationship and your cheap shots hurt my feelings

[frank latch]

neutral

[frank latch]

you wanted to invade Poland 💔

[alpine raft]

the past is the past

[frosty drum]

Poland turned into Prussia somehow

[alpine raft]

no poland is gone

germany migrated east

[frank latch]

that's a fortunate side effect

[prime compass]

@frank latch
I know who you are, Bowistan.

[wraith quarry]

,roll 20 -20

[haughty inlet]

anonymous_fish

:game_die: You rolled 16

[alpine raft]

,roll 20 -20

[haughty inlet]

nekcrop

:game_die: You rolled 20

[wraith quarry]

,roll 20 -20

[haughty inlet]

anonymous_fish

:game_die: You rolled 17

[alpine raft]

,roll 20, -20

[haughty inlet]

nekcrop

:game_die: You rolled 16

[wraith quarry]

,roll 20 -20

[haughty inlet]

anonymous_fish

:game_die: You rolled 8

[frosty drum]

@wraith quarry you are czechia in jarz mw right?

[alpine raft]

,roll 20,-20

[haughty inlet]

nekcrop

:game_die: You rolled 6

[wraith quarry]

,roll 100 -20

[haughty inlet]

anonymous_fish

:game_die: You rolled 58

[alpine raft]

what