🎲game-room

[west path]

like terrifyingly bad

[hollow garden]

Kiss

[west path]

its undecipherable

[wraith quarry]

BOWISTAN IS GREAT

I LOVE BOWISTAN SO MUCH

[prime compass]

ur nt shkspr gng

[west path]

and i like

stuck with it

cause i thought it was funny and it sounded good enuff for me

[prime compass]

Are you sure

[noble cradle]

You're cooked

[wraith quarry]

🥵

[west path]

im done

[stoic chasm]

@lean glade @visual shard @high iris @subtle goblet @meager cradle

@hollow wasp

[stoic chasm]

if north mac doesn’t win it’s actually so joever

[wraith quarry]

South Korea didn't win

it's already over

[stoic chasm]

tru 😭

[frosty drum]

@hollow garden @wraith quarry @west path Finished school for the year 🎆 🔥

[west path]

epeak

now can we talk about Mal.

[hollow garden]

Yooo

Congrats

[meager cradle]

YEEEEEESSSSSSSS 🇧🇹 🇧🇹 🇧🇹 🇧🇹 🇧🇹 🇧🇹 🇧🇹 🇧🇹 🇧🇹 🇧🇹 🇧🇹 🇧🇹

[wraith quarry]

nice

still gotta get our diplomas mailed to us though

[stable venture]

Bhutan reigns supreme

[hollow wasp]

@hollow garden bhutan won

🇧🇹

I’m sad to see egypt go but dragon

[west path]

@rose cape please. fish mw wiki when.

[cunning niche]

Katam el infas

Ana hadet l kol e nas

[novel jay]

@frank latch better be a fucking session tomorrow

[prime compass]

South Korea lost

And bow is a populist

[rotund oxide]

Rat

This is an insult to democracy

Shame be to belemin and to those whom he pulled into his evil web of evil and mischief.....

Except me because im great...

[novel jay]

He told me that if I voted for it, he would do it

[brittle gust]

The isle of man isn't a country tho???
JUSTICE FOR WALES

@clever lantern vote sri lanka we need to attain south Asian supremacy

[ripe owl]

SRIIII LANKAKAKA

[visual shard]

true

Sri Lanka zindabad

[visual shard]

rokku why is heat horde being peculiar with their alliances rn btw

[stoic chasm]

tru

but it’s too late

[brittle gust]

Evil

I demand rights for wales

[stoic chasm]

brother i can’t give it the right and not give it to also england and scotland

and it’s too late

[brittle gust]

You gave IoM the right tho... You damn biased fiend I'll feed you to the giraffes

(Don't take me seriously I'm just joking)

[stoic chasm]

qwas trying not to ragebait

[brittle gust]

Giraffe food doesn't talk

[prime compass]

you are so mean

[bold glade]

Why is everyone mean

[frosty drum]

I'm not mean
Im an Angel 😇

[frank latch]

dirty

Beleminius doesn't feel well

[frank latch]

honestly

they should add all of the U.S. States then

[frank latch]

I'll fight for it

[novel jay]

I will send you to the artic if not

[frank latch]

I can't guarantee anything

because Idk if I'm going to be forced to do something

and my internet

My internet sucks
it's been struggling for the past 4 days

👽

I sent the last 2 messages first btw

[marsh lance]

How did people in ancient times genuinely fight against cataphracts

The fuck do you mean that me and 70 other guys have to stand in formation with pointy sticks, watching as some 400 pound horses come barreling down at us, kitted in full armor, with more armored guys on top of them.

[brittle gust]

They didn't

[wraith quarry]

"we'll win bro, trust me"

[balmy epoch]

@high vortex

[bleak oracle]

Who is Iraq saying that to?

[cerulean bay]

"Perfectly balanced as all things should be"

[misty pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/job-jumpscare-job-application-job-meme-job-jumpscare-gif-5102454363566376023

[wild mason]

Jumpscares are less effective when anticipated

[misty pebble]

Jumpscares sind weniger wirksam, wenn sie erwartet werden

[wild mason]

Nword bypass?

[misty pebble]

No?

I am twin brotha

[wild mason]

“Weniger”

[misty pebble]

Its german

[wild mason]

My bad

[low agate]

@prime compass roll a 20

[prime compass]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

belemin_

:game_die: You rolled 11

[prime compass]

Oh.

[high vortex]

Gay room

Game*

[stoic chasm]

@lean glade @visual shard @high iris @subtle goblet @meager cradle @hollow wasp

[wild mason]

Ok Mongolia wins. Close it

[river junco]

I agree!

[stoic chasm]

lmao

no

[elder spire]

real

[stoic chasm]

we waiting for the full day

[prime compass]

We agree

[river junco]

I knew ts was gonna happen

[heady marsh]

Gm gamers

[teal juniper]

mongolia

who won while i was gone

[teal juniper]

gm

[teal juniper]

north macedonia

[misty pebble]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

redstoner8

:game_die: You rolled 12

[misty pebble]

, roll 12

[haughty inlet]

redstoner8

:game_die: You rolled 8

[visual shard]

ok but why have we kept it open

[misty pebble]

, roll 8

[haughty inlet]

redstoner8

:game_die: You rolled 7

[misty pebble]

, roll 7

, roll 14

[haughty inlet]

redstoner8

:game_die: You rolled 2

[steep merlin]

:game_die: 66 (1 - 100)

[visual shard]

sybau gregoo

[misty pebble]

Who me?

Bhaji

[visual shard]

you're not gregoo

[misty pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/aguhiyori-agu-seal-agu-cute-seal-seal-clap-gif-7994364550587801526

Tum tum

[misty pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/mlem-seal-cute-animal-big-eyes-gif-10002606210418209961

[misty pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/get-kissed-idiot-seals-seal-seals-kissing-kissing-gif-7885839675729674459

[visual shard]

https://tenor.com/view/seal-idiot-stupid-gif-9039794989359108033

[misty pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/wave-seal-shy-cute-hello-gif-17557219007211587331

Gtg

[visual shard]

byebye

[stoic chasm]

vatican going thru on round one points

@lean glade @visual shard @high iris @subtle goblet @meager cradle @hollow wasp

[visual shard]

you can close it

[stoic chasm]

lowkey

[elder spire]

nah germany will get a third tie im telling you

[visual shard]

nope!

[visual shard]

ok but lowkey why is the mongolia poll still open

[elder spire]

yuh uh

i believe

[stoic chasm]

bcs every poll must go for a day

[ripe owl]

I voted Greenland!

And Mongolia!

[stoic chasm]

also if it’s a draw tiebreaker goes to first round percentage

[visual shard]

double u

[stoic chasm]

chat who isn’t voting here

[ripe owl]

Whoever picks Isle of Man

Jumped

[rose cape]

🤓

[stoic chasm]

they were in the same pot

[mental marsh]

sup

[stoic chasm]

and had same points from round 1

but vatican had a better percentage than barbados

[alpine raft]

greenland manages to be uglier than germany

[stoic chasm]

are you delusional

[alpine raft]

how is greenland good

[mental marsh]

i kinda like the german flag

[alpine raft]

it looks something had an aneurysm

[stoic chasm]

IT LOOKS MILES BETTER THAN THE GERMAN FLAG

it’s actually iconic

[mental marsh]

albania is better then both

[stoic chasm]

stop glazing you still have quarters

and semis potentially

[rose cape]

quarters against bhutan?

[mental marsh]

if i glaze enough maybe i can change someones mind

[mental marsh]

yeah tough match

[hollow garden]

We will beat bhutan

[mental marsh]

didt you vote south korea?

[hollow garden]

I told you pablo

I lost a chess bet

[mental marsh]

alr

[hollow garden]

Bow challenged me to a chess game if I win he votes Albania

If he wins I vote South Korea

[rose cape]

dont lie to yourself

[hollow garden]

It was a lucrative deal

[hollow garden]

no

[mental marsh]

@frank latch coward

you didt bet with me

but you picked klez

bc you knew you would win

[hollow garden]

I was going to win fr

I lost at the last move

[mental marsh]

dw i got a plan

[ripe owl]

@hollow garden pls host

[rose cape]

@hollow garden pls host

[mental marsh]

you never ask me to host 💔

[hollow garden]

@hollow garden pls host

[mental marsh]

@hollow garden pls host

[ripe owl]

It's been over a month

@mental marsh pls host

[mental marsh]

@ripe owl pls join

[rose cape]

@wild mason manneva 3 when

[ripe owl]

joins

[mental marsh]

#1375192236366762085

[wild mason]

In 2 years when I can make a map with all the pieces I would want

Like

I want a map to have a full-on title system for medieval shit and maps for it

Honestly I feel like making a mapwar specific program for all this would be good... and if I win the lottery..

[rose cape]

~bt

[hardy saffron]

@rose cape: It would be great if I won too, I made a map for the app that did all this... It's like a lottery... To be honest, if I won the lottery.

[rose cape]

why is blumi scratching off lottery tickets

[elder arch]

at that point just turn it into a game after the map war is done

[wild mason]

Actually... rather than even having a host... it could be fully player controlled..

And the "Host" is just the person who set up the world and specifics of the map

[elder arch]

i mean but how would that be accomplished

[rose cape]

atp it’s just eu5

[wild mason]

Except EU5 is a paradox game where basic features are 30 dollars

[rose cape]

true!

[mental marsh]

what

[wild mason]

Making a mapwar program like that would be super awesome

So "Hosting" would no longer be full of bias and just be "OK I am online and can host it"

[mental marsh]

you never did 🥀

[radiant oyster]

Give me 1-2 years

[elder arch]

okay you do have a point. this would require a lot of work, probably like many times the average map war, and there'd be a lot of coding involved

but it would redefine how map wars work if everyone could use the program

[radiant oyster]

The problem here is you need a completely standardised system that everyone’s ok with using

For example, every single mapwar I’ve ever played in claims territory in different ways

[elder arch]

yeah everyone does it differently

[mental marsh]

@elder arch what are you opinnions on Sanna Marin

[balmy epoch]

@mental marsh is it true you’re just a province of Serbia

[elder arch]

idk i don't really care

[alpine raft]

check dms

[hollow garden]

Why not make it in ck

[radiant oyster]

My preferred way of doing things is chunk things into little provinces that are granularly claimed

[elder arch]

it costs money. and it's a paradox game

[radiant oyster]

Random question, do y’all like this resolution?

[mental marsh]

whats serbia

[mental marsh]

yo its my mw

[balmy epoch]

my next mw is like tes6

[radiant oyster]

I wonder if I could make a pixel mapwar province generator

[elder arch]

can't wait for the honey bee mega map war before GTA6!

i'm so excited!! wow!!

[balmy epoch]

I’ll do it before The Witcher 4

that’s my only promise

[mental marsh]

can you code?

[mental marsh]

@west path gta 6 mw when

[elder arch]

i can kinda code in one language

[balmy epoch]

guys imagine a Witcher universe map war…

[mental marsh]

@brittle gust @low jetty @alpine raft @radiant oyster

@vital latch @sullen pawn @cunning niche @frosty drum @visual shard

session?

[alpine raft]

no

im farting

[mental marsh]

html?

[frosty drum]

Nope

[elder arch]

GDscript (it is only used by a single game engine)

[balmy epoch]

I’ll pay 40 dollars

[rose cape]

it’s not that hard to learn python from this

and vice versa

[balmy epoch]

I learned how to code a calculator using ChatGPT

[elder arch]

finally i can automate minesweeper

i used to be an EXPERT at minesweeper before the Minesweeper Incident

[wild mason]

If it was actually made I imagine it would have settings for things like this

Like
Sometimes territories are claimed but not administered
Maybe you can expand to full control of regions in exchange for something
Maybe it's automatic and done by your vassals or your creation of titles

[mental marsh]

Did you do anything with that information

With?

[rotund hill]

?

Wrong ping

[mental marsh]

Btw here's how the mws going

[mental marsh]

Which flags

Albania won against south korea

[rotund hill]

Wrong ping, wrong channel, may the Lord show his mercy upon me.

[elder arch]

i made a player that moves around on some tiles. that's it

~100 lines of code

[mental marsh]

Funny there's a flag tournament here

[mental marsh]

Cool

Are you gonna use it for your job or

[tropic sail]

magbolia🤤

[low jetty]

@mental marsh i begin the construction of a new mega port with 80% of our revenue pouring into the port the plans for it to be able to build ships for commercial and military use

[mental marsh]

No session

[low jetty]

Shucks

[mental marsh]

Why are you guys so hostile

[low jetty]

Next time I suppose

[mental marsh]

You and @hollow wasp

[low jetty]

I’m a militaristic empire

Am I supposed to be peaceful?

[mental marsh]

Smh you can be stronger together

[low jetty]

Is this a peaceful mw..?

[mental marsh]

I mean no

[low jetty]

I already married a person in a different mw

[mental marsh]

But you gotta be strategic

[low jetty]

I don’t wanna marry another

[low jetty]

I was

[mental marsh]

Who said anything about marriage 😭

[low jetty]

The main reason for the port was to increase trade while being able to build a navy

[low jetty]

I mean like

I could…

[mental marsh]

What I what do is just use him

[elder arch]

jobs? what are those?

[mental marsh]

As a tool

[mental marsh]

Idk

[low jetty]

Hmmm well

Then what do they get out of it?

[mental marsh]

Now

They wouldt know

That your using them

[low jetty]

Okay

[mental marsh]

They would think your there ally

[low jetty]

Can I make ai military drones?

[mental marsh]

You could drag them in war

[low jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-calico-cat-cute-dance-cat-dance-gif-27615826

[mental marsh]

You get 1000 temu drones

[low jetty]

The Holy heat horde empire answers no calls, and calls no one.

[low jetty]

I’m confused is this modern warfare?

[mental marsh]

No

1800s

[low jetty]

😭 okay

Also I apologize I wasn’t doing much

I was waiting for the other mw’s and kinda forgot about this

I’ll try being more active

[mental marsh]

People have work or school rn

[prime compass]

@tropic sail

@low jetty you.

[low jetty]

Hmmmmm..?

[prime compass]

You owe me money

[low jetty]

I don’t

[prime compass]

Wow

Ok

[wild mason]

OK Just end it Mongolia wins

[stoic chasm]

NO

[wild mason]

Where are the 13 votes

[frosty drum]

@wild mason loragyor is being hosted this summer btw

[river junco]

Jst close it vro 💔

[stoic chasm]

at least try to get sri lanka to win

[heady marsh]

GAMERS

[frosty drum]

?

[wraith quarry]

smartest worldbox user

it's just when it stopped being useful, the US discarded them

[heady marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/die-spongebob-meme-gif-754776035690869996

[frosty drum]

@heady marsh

[prime compass]

Hi. This Terrorist group is banned.

[heady marsh]

What

[hollow garden]

Blud

Who do you think you are

[prime compass]

You are a dirty kolothic blud

[frosty drum]

@heady marsh

[heady marsh]

What

[frosty drum]

Nothin I'll ping you every 4 minutes

[mental marsh]

@balmy epoch Korkma, sönmez bu safaklarda yüzen al sancak;
Sönmeden yurdumun üstünde tüten en son ocak.
O benim milletimin yildizidir parlayacak;
O benimdir, o benim milletimindir ancak.

Çatma, kurban olayim çehreni ey nazli hilal!
Kahraman irkima bir gül! ne bu siddet bu celal?
Sana olmaz dökülen kanlarimiz sonra helal,
Hakkidir, Hak'ka tapan, milletimin istiklal!

[meager cradle]

Greenland at least has a hint of design to it

Germany is literally just two stripes

Three*

[heady marsh]

blocks you

[meager cradle]

Dude u were complaining abt a dragon looking like a sketch and ur voting 3 lines

Even Morse code has more detail than that

Cus it has 2 shapes at least

[frank latch]

no
I made the bet with Klez

because I knew you weren't going to change your vote anyway

[noble cedar]

How the fuck did the intro of this video make the Cold War seem so fucking cool? 😭

[frank latch]

better question

how did you manage to get your message to turn into a url link

[noble cedar]

[Message](URL)

[How the fuck did the intro of this video make the Cold War seem so fucking cool? ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ciy5R-tLiE)

[mental marsh]

the dragon looks unfinished

[rose cape]

epic fail

[noble cedar]

That was intentional

I wanted to show, how I did it

So I suppressed the embedding with a \

[rose cape]

~bt

[hardy saffron]

@rose cape: Oh! arep. hey

[frank latch]

peculiar

[rose cape]

mongol horde strikes again

[brittle gust]

Welcome back tia!

Has your summer vacation started?

[teal juniper]

yo

[rose cape]

@hollow garden are you attending my graduation in a week

[wraith quarry]

can i

[frank latch]

why would you willingly fly to the UK

[wraith quarry]

i'll join the IRA

dont worry

[frank latch]

ah

[rose cape]

which one

[frank latch]

understandable

[frank latch]

the good one

[wraith quarry]

the one in ireland

[rose cape]

continuity or new

[wraith quarry]

actually i probably shouldnt say that

cuz they're a terrorist group

[wraith quarry]

continuity ig

old is always better

[rose cape]

yeah but they arent one of the banned (middle eastern) terrorist groups

[frank latch]

Did you know?

I capitalize my text with caps lock

[wraith quarry]

i dont think the NSA agent monitoring me cares

[rose cape]

@west path old world mp when

[mortal moat]

Dear NSA agent,
He isnt joking
Arrest him
Sincerely, me

[frank latch]

no don't

they might take me in as well

[west path]

i refunded it cause my pc just nearly got cooked yesterday and old world makes it heat up a lot

🎎

[frank latch]

rip

[west path]

not physically cooked i think my gpu just read some sort of corrupted data and my pc crashed

[frank latch]

ah

were you able to recover everything?

[rose cape]

LMAO

[frank latch]

bordergore

sorry

I forgot to censor

[heady marsh]

Gamers

[frosty drum]

@heady marsh @heady marsh

[heady marsh]

skins you

[frosty drum]

Jokes on you i don't have skin

[frank latch]

@mental marsh Was it you whom I gave a nation to?

yes

Postaria

[mental marsh]

Yeah

Cyan

[hollow garden]

Are these people a certain word

How can anyone think Russia is the good guy? 😭

[hollow garden]

Also this is literal victim blaming

But on a national scale

[hardy edge]

yeah they are

[prime compass]

The Real good guy is China!

[west path]

yes...

nothing got damaged i dont think

[mental marsh]

Russia claims all of Eastern Europe

It's there fault for being there

[wraith quarry]

ong

[mental marsh]

Could've avoided it smh

[frosty drum]

@wraith quarry omogos

[cunning niche]

@frank latch u host now

[prime compass]

Do we crucify bow

[frank latch]

in 30 minutes

[frank latch]

we're crucifying Beleminius

[prime compass]

Who is we?

[mental marsh]

What about me 💔

[mental marsh]

I might just kill you ngl

[prime compass]

Why do people eat raw liver and raw meat

[vital latch]

do we crucify all of the room

[prime compass]

@cunning niche why?

[vital latch]

[cerulean bay]

With enough mental gymnastics anything is possible

[wraith quarry]

sylstaria reference?

[prime compass]

kolothism

[frank latch]

@wild mason Does this seem like an accurate religious map for Serrelka (at least southern Serrelka)

If I remember correctly
you've tried to spread your religion in the south

which is what a major portion of that is

but I didn't want to undermine the generations of original settlers that were [insert religion name]ist.

[prime compass]

Shallak should spread internationally

[frank latch]

session might be postponed temporarily while I look for pita bread recipe

[elder spire]

third tie for germany incoming fr

[prime compass]

Just force fish to do it!

Very simpel

[hollow garden]

Real

[prime compass]

Kleznam

[elder spire]

wait a second youre not qwaz

[hollow garden]

Yes Habibi

[elder spire]

yall have the same pfp

what trickery

[hollow garden]

I'm his long lost brother

kwas

[prime compass]

What is written here..!

[frank latch]

Fish doesn't like cooking

and tbh

I would rather cook it

[prime compass]

But the war..

[hollow garden]

Invasion of Poland warplans

[wraith quarry]

just end your invasion pookie bear 🥺

[elder spire]

cooking is peak tho

[prime compass]

Invasion of Syrlstaria

[frank latch]

okay
Pita bread only takes 2 hours to make
I have time

to host

[prime compass]

@frank latch
We must expand shallak influence!

[hollow garden]

It's an internal stability operation

[elder spire]

nah thats where you’re wrong

[prime compass]

@hollow garden did you vote germany

[wraith quarry]

you're invading a sovereign nation

[frank latch]

Ishan Shallak di ami!

[prime compass]

What does this translate to

Terronein?

[frank latch]

Idk tbh

I just thought it would sound nice

[prime compass]

Imperialism masked as "an internal stability operation"

[prime compass]

True..

[mental marsh]

Bow hosting?

[wraith quarry]

it's a special operation

[prime compass]

An imperialist Operation

[frank latch]

"May we find peace in you!"

[mental marsh]

You just suck at it bro

[wraith quarry]

yes

[mental marsh]

Baking is better

[prime compass]

Ami like friend in french..

[wraith quarry]

that makes it unenjoyable

[cunning niche]

Cuz ur shit at it

[elder spire]

both is peak

[prime compass]

May we find peace in Shallak!

[hollow garden]

In Eurovision?

[frank latch]

yes

[prime compass]

In the vote..

[wraith quarry]

it's crazy the east is backing him
I guess imperialism is fine as long as they're doing it

[hollow garden]

I'm too broke to vote

[frank latch]

May you find peace in Shallak

[prime compass]

@hollow garden

[wraith quarry]

yes

[mental marsh]

1 € per vote was crazy

[wraith quarry]

and that makes it unenjoyable

[frank latch]

quite

[wraith quarry]

pour moi

[prime compass]

The east is a filthy place filled with impure kolothics

[frank latch]

I'm making Kofta and pita bread for dinner

[hollow garden]

I'm voting Greenland sir

[prime compass]

The West is not better

[wraith quarry]

alright buddy

[hollow garden]

Fr

[prime compass]

You are breaking my heart

[hollow garden]

I wanted Estonia to win

[mental marsh]

I love making chicken brests I think idk what's the English translation

[wraith quarry]

whatever you say grandpa

[prime compass]

Hi hello

[wraith quarry]

my president is kolothist

[hollow garden]

I don't get what's that good about Austria's song

[frank latch]

with rice
cucumbers
lettuce
etc

[mental marsh]

What if

[prime compass]

Can I run for Party leadership now

[prime compass]

Evil.

[elder spire]

perhaps it is

[wraith quarry]

@hollow garden thoughts on the Orion president being kolothist

[hollow garden]

Is he the JFK of this world

[frank latch]

breasts*

[prime compass]

He shall be

[hollow garden]

Since JFK was the first Catholic president

[mental marsh]

What If I make eslam

Nah

[hollow garden]

no not like that

[prime compass]

There is no peace

[mental marsh]

I got it confused with the city mb

[prime compass]

Real!

[frank latch]

,roll to host, or not to host

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: to host

[frank latch]

TO HOST

[wraith quarry]

what do you mean by this

[prime compass]

Yay

[mental marsh]

Obama was Albanian

[mental marsh]

Yay

[prime compass]

JFK was the first catholic president

[hollow garden]

Thank you Obama

You are my best friend

You ate the peacekeeper

[prime compass]

Thank you USA

[hollow garden]

You are the legendary

[prime compass]

Helping small kosova

Uh

[hollow garden]

Stopping genocide

Two men shaking hands

Obama and Rokova

[prime compass]

Kill Kolothics.

Hi

[hollow garden]

Your heart is filled with hatred

[prime compass]

My heart is filled with patriotism

[wraith quarry]

you are evil

[hollow garden]

@wraith quarry how old is my current king

[wraith quarry]

possibly more evil than the allania and sylstaria

[hollow garden]

And who is his heir

[wraith quarry]

idk 68

lets say

[prime compass]

yes this is my entire purpose in fish mw

Evil

[wraith quarry]

uhh
hold on

[prime compass]

I have nothing against Orion

[frank latch]

Good read btw

[mental marsh]

Did you read it?

[hollow garden]

He is lying

[wraith quarry]

Vito Corleone

fr

[hollow garden]

Tf is Vito Corleone

[prime compass]

Godfather!

[wraith quarry]

i just looked up names

[prime compass]

The Godfather

[hollow garden]

You are the godfather

[mental marsh]

Yk I feel like BOW is that type of guy who still reads books

[wraith quarry]

ooh i know

[prime compass]

@wraith quarry
Hi can we keep spreading nationalist propaganda in media and school?

[mental marsh]

So

He's still lying

[wraith quarry]

Marty McFly

[mental marsh]

But

[prime compass]

I will nuke you

[prime compass]

Fatty McFly

[vital latch]

🐬 pretty sure he is

[frank latch]

yea no
I definitely am

[wraith quarry]

Uhh the president is starting to block some of your initiatives

[frank latch]

I don't read

at all

[wraith quarry]

he is weary of how fast you're going

and how extremist

[mental marsh]

@vital latch your nephew explodes next to you

[vital latch]

and that's actually really cool I wish I read more books

[mental marsh]

He was a robot

[hollow garden]

why

[vital latch]

I die

[prime compass]

Well does he want it to be a slower proces...

[frank latch]

cus I'm lazy

[mental marsh]

Roll

[prime compass]

How slow?!

[frank latch]

though
I started re-reading treasure island again

[vital latch]

,roll 20 expand

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 4

[hollow garden]

40 years process

Preferably never

[vital latch]

does it work

[prime compass]

I am only doing the right thing for my people

[hollow garden]

Is that the horror story

[prime compass]

All my life, all I ever did was fight

But I can't give up

[frank latch]

no?

[mental marsh]

Oof Azerbaijani soilders take you away and make you eat Chicago pineapple pizza

[hollow garden]

All your life you ate

[prime compass]

I can't fight my own nature

[hollow garden]

And ate

YOU are obese

[frank latch]

please tell me you've read treasure island

[prime compass]

That's our paradox, hog

[frank latch]

🙏

[prime compass]

This is rude

crying cat

[hollow garden]

I have no idea what that is

[vital latch]

Wait pineapple pizza is actually pretty good

[frank latch]

[vital latch]

,roll 20 thank them

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 14

[mental marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/lie-detector-lier-trending-gif-6708574292361340617

[hollow garden]

Seems like one of those books you have to read at school

Isn't it

[frank latch]

It's a pretty famous book

multiple film adaptations

[mental marsh]

Chicago style pineapple pizza tho

[frank latch]

yes
very much so

at least now a days

[hollow garden]

Is it the one with Johny

[vital latch]

true

[frank latch]

uhh

[hollow garden]

Or whoever he is called

[frank latch]

Long John Silver?

[prime compass]

@hollow garden you dirty blud

[vital latch]

what grade none of my teachers have done that yet

[hollow garden]

Nvm

[mental marsh]

I had to in like 6th grade

[frank latch]

Like 7th or 8th

for English

[hollow garden]

Its not the one I thought

[frank latch]

we got paper covers for it
cus I figured I'd read them again

and

I was right

I have

[hollow garden]

Was it fun

[vital latch]

honestly the books we read this year weren't that bad. catcher in the rye, one flew over the cookoos nest, and the great gatsby

actually solid books

[frank latch]

was a fun book

[mental marsh]

No I don't remember it

[frank latch]

is*

[vital latch]

not great books

[hollow garden]

The best book our school made us read is a tale of two cities

It's peak

[mental marsh]

And plus I had to write about it

[vital latch]

but they were good enough for me to pay attention so

[wraith quarry]

@hollow garden please pookie dont invade

[hollow garden]

damn

[mental marsh]

@frank latch you seem like the type of dude who read for whom the bell tolls

[wraith quarry]

i dont wanna fight you

[vital latch]

the best book I've ever red in class is probably animal farm though

[frank latch]

I haven't read that

tbh

[frank latch]

red

[vital latch]

something about animal farm is so silly

[mental marsh]

I like pablo

Cuz he's named pablo

[hollow garden]

Do the means justify the end?
Is doing the right thing through a bad method correct

[mental marsh]

Chat when are we doing a reading session of animal farm in vc

[vital latch]

yeah, that's one of my frequent mispellings. sorta an excuse but my dyslexia mixed with speech impediment makes spelling quite hard for me, particularly words with Ls and or Rs

[hollow garden]

real

we should do this

[vital latch]

red for past tense read is a pretty bad one though

[hollow garden]

Each person will have an assigned character

[frank latch]

I mean
tbh

it is phonetically correct

[wraith quarry]

but... the end is not good either 😰

[hollow garden]

And someone will be the general narrator

[hollow garden]

It's a matter between me and bow

I'm not pulling the east into it

Like how he is pulling the west into it

[wraith quarry]

but i am allied with the halatian republic

[frank latch]

where as "read" would probably be more like "reed"
but those just describe small grass type shrubbery

[prime compass]

The right thing is..

Uh

I shall not say

[hollow garden]

Yeah I understand

[prime compass]

It is either your imperialism continues to spread

[wraith quarry]

why are you doing this 😔

[prime compass]

Or democracy is upheld

[vital latch]

yes

[wraith quarry]

is this... suicide by war?

[vital latch]

it has to happen

[west path]

a bee just tried to fly into my room

el o el

[vital latch]

me and belemin are the pigs

[prime compass]

@wraith quarry what does this president want

[wraith quarry]

why didnt you let him in bruh

[wraith quarry]

you to chill out

[west path]

There are no flowers in the house

[cunning niche]

We can tell

[prime compass]

4 legs good

[cunning niche]

Fatties

[prime compass]

2 legs better

[cunning niche]

Oink oink

[west path]

duh

[cunning niche]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/522561390330904587/1334454335806898208/20240509_224948-1.gif

[prime compass]

But he approves of the things I did up until now..right

Ok

[hollow garden]

What character am I

[prime compass]

Ultranationalist

[prime compass]

The hors

[vital latch]

all animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others 🖊️ 🔥

[prime compass]

Idk

[vital latch]

you're boxer ong

[prime compass]

We must extinguish the impure races!

@hollow garden i saw someone with a sordland pfp

[prime compass]

@vital latch do not stand in my way.

[hollow garden]

He is a patriot

[prime compass]

Yeah unlike you, dirty blud!

[hollow garden]

Napelon is always right

[frank latch]

Bowistan: (Map Update) Session 35 WAR SESSION
Bowistan Year: 125 AS

War actions for Petoldia, Delaria and Serrelka
Starts when their players show up and ends when their wars are finished

[hollow garden]

Who is napelon

[mental marsh]

@frank latch kill @hollow garden

[hollow garden]

:(

[mental marsh]

,roll

[haughty inlet]

croai

:game_die: You rolled 2

[hollow garden]

Hah

[mental marsh]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

croai

:game_die: You rolled 9

[hollow garden]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

kleznamish

:game_die: You rolled 8

[prime compass]

,roll 20 kill klez

[haughty inlet]

belemin_

:game_die: You rolled 1

[hollow garden]

this can't be

[prime compass]

Oh.

[hollow garden]

You accidentally kil yourself

[west path]

DEPLOY THE HOG SUMMONS

[frank latch]

Y'all can do actions

until

[west path]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

qevie

:game_die: You rolled 15

[mental marsh]

@frank latch when normal session :(

[frank latch]

peter, klez and blumi are here

[cunning niche]

I have a war related action in ur dms

[frank latch]

@mental marsh 🤯

[novel jay]

FUCK YEAH

[prime compass]

@hollow garden
You are a sordish soldier fighting at the rummish front...
You see a jet fly over
What do you do?

[hollow garden]

Jihang?

[west path]

this shit is gonna go on for a month

[vital latch]

alright ima play some aw

[frank latch]

Jhang*

[west path]

😭

[prime compass]

@frank latch hi what is the state of the manor amd how are the workers

[hollow garden]

@frank latch Peter has command over my army

He is the grand marshal

[vital latch]

(advance wars)

[prime compass]

The beets

[frank latch]

dude

I've told you

no Bowistan rp

[west path]

„ends when their wars are finished”

😭

[prime compass]

this is discrimination

[frank latch]

during sessions

[frank latch]

indeed

[prime compass]

#rpgrights

[frank latch]

okay

[mental marsh]

@frank latch who dis

[frank latch]

holy

Okay

discord is either trolling me

or

I didn't save it correctly

[mental marsh]

What?

[frank latch]

BECAUSE I KNOW
FOR 100% CERTAINTY
I OUTLINED THAT NPC

ah

I found it

it was further down than I expected

[mental marsh]

???

[prime compass]

Oppress Aegisians.

[frank latch]

@mental marsh The Kaulgerd Kingdom

and the blue
is Vogalia

@marsh lance

[prime compass]

VOGALIA!!!

LONG LIVE VOGALIA!!!

I LOVE VOGALIA!

I will gladly die for greater vogalia!

Supreme vogalian race

[sullen pawn]

whts happening

@frank latch how a i doing

[mental marsh]

What blue?

[frank latch]

you still exist

[frank latch]

my sweet child

the blue you outlined

[mental marsh]

Just a mistake

@sullen pawn yo water neighbours

[frank latch]

Vogalia

[mental marsh]

Thanks

[sullen pawn]

any allies i can get to reclaim my south

[prime compass]

Vogalian civil war

[sullen pawn]

can i offer them a marrige union actally

[prime compass]

Vogalia!

[prime compass]

Vogalia..

[mental marsh]

Me?

@marsh lance ik you hate the purple dudes right?

[frank latch]

not a single ally

no

[mental marsh]

You can make allies..

[novel jay]

@frank latch Riding of the high of our victories at Kara, and the devastation we caused in their capital, launch a campaign to retake the coasts and continue the revenue stream. Set up wide-scale port infrastructure in the circled city so that we can continue trade with the outside world. Launch a raid against the southern major city marked, to upheave the Kihan front. Solidify our frontline with new troops, and wait a bit for supplies from the homeland

[frank latch]

@novel jay The Delarian army has filled the gap left by the Jhang in the overseas territory and is providing critical redundancy to relieve exhausted troops.

[frank latch]

✅

[novel jay]

Keep these soldiers fed well; let them send messages to the homefront to keep up morale

[prime compass]

Send a potato

[mental marsh]

We need to liberate the cities of greater hungary

[brittle gust]

🍿

Who's winning

[mental marsh]

What website is this btw

[frank latch]

@novel jay While some of the raids/attacks are replled by Kihan naval defenses and interceptions.
Most of them are successful.

Bowistan: (Battle) The Battle of Shan

The Battle of Shan was a Rugal/Kihan victory. After the Petoldian army had attempted to conduct a counter-attack at Kara, the prepared Rugal defenses were able to mount and reroute the Petoldian force which fled.

However, the fleeing Petoldians were soon pursued and surrounded by cavalry which allowed the Rugals to surround and encircled the remaining force. Which had surrendered. Representing a massive defeat in the south of Petoldia.

[west path]

thats a game

[west path]

why cant the petoldians WINN

[frank latch]

8,860 Rugals Killed
14,102 Petoldians Killed

[cunning niche]

@frank latch when notmal sessions

[frank latch]

when the wars are over

[novel jay]

I thought I had broken their lines after Kara 2

[cunning niche]

Okay baby waby laby taby raby shaby kaby

[frank latch]

hold on

[elder arch]

most sane #🎲game-room individual

[gilded harbor]

@frank latch is Walstun recovered yet

[mental marsh]

Ok what's the name

[elder arch]

you gotta roll 20 to invest in economy

if you roll a 1 it collapses

[frank latch]

@novel jay They won that

[mental marsh]

Ngl I can't do shit

[novel jay]

#🎲game-room message

(I don’t know if this was satire)

[mental marsh]

@frank latch is the small grey below me a puppet of banan or

[frank latch]

it wasn't

I'm pretty sure I was referring to the Rugals

winning

not Petoldia

you were like "the forces I moved into Kara:"

so

I was like

[gilded harbor]

,roll 20 invest in economy

[haughty inlet]

third_tree

:game_die: You rolled 16

[frank latch]

"Fine they win the 2nd battle of Kara"

This is a miscommunication on my part

my apologies

[elder arch]

you get 10,000$ before gambling it all and losing

should've rolled a 20 then you would have WON BIG

[brittle gust]

Lmfao this is so one sided I love it

[mental marsh]

@elder arch we should gang up on @novel jay

[frank latch]

@novel jay Jhangese diplomats have discussed providing Petoldia with the needed resources obstructed by the Kihan blockade to continue the war. By exploiting the blockade lift, the Jhang will be able to import and resell the resources to Petoldia; effectively avoiding the blockade.

[mental marsh]

I like Norways better

[gilded harbor]

Guys I should invade Bryzinka

[novel jay]

I might be in the middle of a world war, but I can still beat you to death

[frank latch]

regional*

[novel jay]

YES

[mental marsh]

Sure

[brittle gust]

Ofcourse you do
Ig the Norwegian flag is one of the good simple ones

The colours are pretty well put together

[marsh lance]

Huh

[frank latch]

Not fully
However the loans and debt breaks have greatly increased Walstun's ability to recover.

and is actively recovering it's ability to produce and export resources for profit.

[brittle gust]

The cross design is better than the simple ones used by the other Scandinavian countries too

[frank latch]

Resources that include: stone, iron, wood, wheat/grain, corn, potatoes, cotton and fish and fish products.

[marsh lance]

@mental marsh no critter that is my dear ally

[novel jay]

And we would be able to sell our luxury goods, yes?

[mental marsh]

Welp there goes my fucking plans

[frank latch]

@novel jay The Jhang also gift the Petoldian church 10,000 beets

[frank latch]

to the south
yes

[marsh lance]

Whos nation are you again?

[novel jay]

We don’t have enough cathedrals

[mental marsh]

Random cyan south of you

[frank latch]

you could also sell products to the Jhang
and get them to resell the items to the south

[novel jay]

I approve of Jhang dropshipping

[gilded harbor]

Try to invest in the people, allowing them to help themselves without the government having to play a direct role, rather than the government driving fishing forward, create schools that take less resources that lead people to fish themself

[marsh lance]

Pick your words carefully around me lil vro 🤫 you live just south of a superpower alliance

[gilded harbor]

(only action/non war action of this session) 🙏

[mental marsh]

Honestly the mws going horrible for me

On the frist session

I can't do shit

[mental marsh]

Can I join the alliance?

[marsh lance]

🤯

This is insan news

[frank latch]

@alpine raft Leclercia's supply of Petoldian and Jhangese goods from Haj'i-tu has been reconnected following the withdrawal of the Jhang Empire from the Kihan-Petoldian war.

[marsh lance]

Unfortunately that requires a bit of bureaucracy (skillerz will hang me)

[gilded harbor]

The world only survived five years after the decade long Istalian war and it already is fighting again

Insane

[mental marsh]

I'm in the middle of you guys

And banan

So

[marsh lance]

Thats also another issue

I dont want banan to get his panties in a twist

[mental marsh]

He doesn't want to be friendly

[frank latch]

👍

[mental marsh]

He wanted me to be a puppet

[prime compass]

Walstun Sea Wars

[marsh lance]

Sounds about right

[prime compass]

@marsh lance Vogalian.

Hi vogalian

[elder arch]

im gonna be completely honest being a puppet in a map war sounds like hell

[prime compass]

Can I have seal

[elder arch]

i would just quit at that point

[cunning niche]

Want loans? @gilded harbor

[prime compass]

the sludge

[mental marsh]

How were both of these options bad

[frank latch]

true

But I wanted to put more people onto that side of the world

since there's so few

[mental marsh]

It's that or dying

[mental marsh]

I wonder why

[frank latch]

@wobux reference?

oh

yea

😔

[mental marsh]

Rip

[marsh lance]

Light gray nation would have been better honestly

[alpine raft]

manz what

[prime compass]

oh.

[alpine raft]

bow is hosting?

[marsh lance]

Most nations are now in their diplomatic phase, one must either buy up rights to settle land or fight for it

[prime compass]

@marsh lance do you want some beautiful örganic rizian free range beets

[prime compass]

Fighting for it is more entertaining

And more work for bow

[wraith quarry]

ask bananam
he knows all about it

[cunning niche]

Stfu it was twice and in an azgaar war

[sullen pawn]

guuess the map

[alpine raft]

is that my mw

[elder arch]

pre-WW1 europe

[feral hinge]

Europe 1940

[cunning niche]

Interwars

[mental marsh]

Wdym buy rights to settle

[sullen pawn]

its like a half finished ethnic map of europe in 1914

but the caucases are modern

[alpine raft]

europe 1940 is crazy work btw

[sullen pawn]

and so is ukraine and belarsu

[frank latch]

yes

[prime compass]

When will you host

[mental marsh]

Alt history

[sullen pawn]

but poland is 1938

[feral hinge]

🐧

[wraith quarry]

you've always been a puppet state for larger powers bro

[marsh lance]

Dirty! 🐗 hog!! 🐖 ❌ ❌ ❌ my supply 📦 of fresh Vogalian 🕊️ 👸 ☮️ 💎 eels is far superior… i already grow ebeets here!

[wraith quarry]

manneva

[frank latch]

@novel jay are you alive?

[wraith quarry]

continually in fish mw

[alpine raft]

when the gods decide it to be a true destiny

[prime compass]

but my beets are holy

[mental marsh]

Alt history 1914

[prime compass]

Dirty vsil

Gresti

Vogal

[alpine raft]

hows my money

[novel jay]

@frank latch Use the reserves I have on Its Good Enough Island, and go behind enemy lines, surprising the circled city, and holding up inside the walls. Meanwhile, both the foreign and veteran troops will mass at the seaward end of the line, and use their superior experience, numbers (maybe), and equipment to break through the line and trap them in, Busan style. This will hopefully destabilize their line, along with capturing a large portion of their army. Also, try and get the people in the detached circle to rise up and cause a headache for the Kihan.

[prime compass]

i HATE your eels

[marsh lance]

Most unsettled land is still claimed by other nations spheres of influence, so you gotta earn it in some way

[prime compass]

Fight for independence

[prime compass]

💔

[wraith quarry]

have you seen the way blumi talks about banamia
they talk about you, like you're something to be controlled, a maniac they need to manage. 😭

[mental marsh]

I'm independent just in a cage basically

[prime compass]

Me too

The Gilded Cage

[marsh lance]

She be a beauty aye

[cunning niche]

Show me ss’s

[prime compass]

do you want potataos

[wraith quarry]

yes sir

[mental marsh]

Where are you

[novel jay]

1918, post Brest-Livovsk, but before the official end of the war

[prime compass]

Uh

[mental marsh]

No

[frank latch]

Bowistan: (Map Update)

[prime compass]

@mental marsh the north. The red nation below the blue one

I am a Baron

[alpine raft]

hey, uh hows my investments in infrastructure for rural lands

[mental marsh]

I'm guessing 1912 bc of Albania and kosovo

[prime compass]

This is noltian land

[frank latch]

why are you trying to sow division

sow

sew

sough

I hate english

[alpine raft]

its sow

[mental marsh]

Ha ha small