🎲game-room

[novel jay]

(I’m very sick and feverish, so please ignore grammar mistakes)

[marsh lance]

Bro my shit is literally breaking trying to play that rn

Qevies internet became good at the cost of sucking mine dry

[rose cape]

i mean i was planning to do it anyway but now is as good a time as any

[novel jay]

https://tenor.com/view/evacuation-dunkirk-calm-evacuation-evacuate-gif-12533419

[wild mason]

Are they willing to surrender yet, and if not, what is believed to be their breaking point?

[frank latch]

@novel jay I meant to update (was busy arguing with Amaz)

The Kihan blitzed through undefend mountainous territories and captured a coastal port in the Jhangese Empire
cutting off the detached territory.

In addition, the Kihan were able to effectively surround and entrap the Jhang armies in a single settlement along the river.

Unfortunately however
Although the ports at the mouth of the river were damaged in raids.
They were not undefended; and land based defenses, trebuchets and other ranged weapons were able to bombard your "rescue fleet"

In addition, a Kihan fleet sailed down the river to intercept yours. Resulting in The Battle of The Nurham River. Thousands were killed.
and although it was a Petoldian victory
Damaged ships, obstructions and land-based defenses has forced your fleet to retreat.

also
Kihan spies stole the beet

[prime compass]

My Beet!

[novel jay]

@frank latch Ask the pope to launch a fucking crusade

[wild mason]

How to start a civil war

[frank latch]

the Pope affirms the request

[frank latch]

speaking of which

[west path]

sob

[west path]

true

[novel jay]

https://tenor.com/view/joke-that-was-a-joke-lads-tf2-team-fortress2-the-heavy-is-dead-gif-20870826

[novel jay]

This isn’t horrible

[frank latch]

@wild mason The primarily Ho'Alian and [unnamed religious group]ist regions of northern north-Ho'Alia (wow) rebel in defiance of the unholy crusade against their people.

[prime compass]

@wild mason genocide?

They are like the bl*ds

[rose cape]

wait is bowistan just a modern mw with medieval tech

[marsh lance]

Im sorry qevster..

[rose cape]

fuck

i wish i had realized this earlier

[frank latch]

(although this is primarily mass protest and attempts to repel Serrelkan institutions and officials within their territories)

[mental marsh]

Why don't they use stealth bombers

[west path]

yes

[hollow garden]

@frank latch do what I told you about in dms

[rose cape]

wow!

[hollow garden]

Initiate project reinssance

[novel jay]

@frank latch Pull back the fleet into a mostly defensive position again. Stand our ground against the new advances by reinforcing the circled city. Deliver additional crusaders/lesser forces into the foothold. Surprise the Kihan, who have just stretched supply lines again, by having Klez’s force (which will now be yellow) retake the corridor and isolate them while they sack the port city.

[rose cape]

i wonder when we are getting a medieval mw

[novel jay]

Also @frank latch, I know they didn’t have a particularly large navy; was that the bulk of their force?

[spring bison]

bowistan is nerd

[west path]

This is why

you must develop

nuclear weapons.

[rose cape]

medieval tech:

[west path]

@wraith quarry will you make one?

[rose cape]

how is gunpowder still in jhang btw

[spring bison]

smartest bow moment

[west path]

the answer is pretty clear

[rose cape]

they have deep state controls over their population 😱

[west path]

declare war on all cats so we can save our mice populations

[stoic chasm]

#🌟royal-tavern message LAST GROUP OF THE QUALIFIERS

[west path]

no its Host Bias Man

under the control of BuilderofWorldz

[spring bison]

mf called railroading

[hollow garden]

Ikr

[frank latch]

tbh
I think that was a miscalculation on your part

considering

[west path]

is this the great Bowistan falloff?

[hollow garden]

I have tried so hard to get it

[west path]

will people start HATING on Bowistan now

[hollow garden]

But no matter what I do

I always comically fail

[hollow wasp]

@frank latch oppress minorities

[hollow garden]

Like my spy had captured blueprints

[west path]

@rose cape will you be the first

[hollow garden]

But they accidentally dropped into the river

And the ink was wiped away

[rose cape]

@spring bison invented it

[hollow wasp]

That’s just spiteful

[west path]

Hey BoW

[hollow garden]

I had a scholar who knew gunpowder come to my court

[west path]

can i buy gunpowder from Jhang

[hollow garden]

But he got a stroke and died

[rose cape]

he was doing it before it was cool

[frank latch]

no

[hollow wasp]

BOW is just trolling u

[west path]

,roll 20 learn to make gunpowder

[haughty inlet]

qevie

:game_die: You rolled 14

[west path]

u cant argue with that

[spring bison]

jhang can internally combust 100% of people with gunpowder outside their nation

[frosty drum]

@frank latch Skollar is cool frfr

[west path]

a 14

[rose cape]

,roll 20 make guns

[haughty inlet]

amazting

:game_die: You rolled 11

[west path]

which would equal to a 77

because 7+7

the lucky number

[hollow wasp]

,roll 20 hit Qevie in the head until he forgets

[haughty inlet]

uglyladdie

:game_die: You rolled 10

[rose cape]

genius

[west path]

I was blessed with the lucky number

[rose cape]

,roll 20 fix qevie’s head (impossible)

[haughty inlet]

amazting

:game_die: You rolled 19

[west path]

this PROVES that i need to get gunpodwer

[rose cape]

nvm

[west path]

not a nat 20

you fail

[rose cape]

true..

the god of luck has not returned to me

[west path]

HOW DO I FIND X

[hollow wasp]

,roll 20 Qevie drops his gunpowder in the river

[haughty inlet]

uglyladdie

:game_die: You rolled 11

[rose cape]

for what

[hollow wasp]

What’s the sun

[west path]

X in X

[hollow wasp]

Sum*

[west path]

how do i find X in X

@frank latch help;

[rose cape]

X is in X

genius

[west path]

proof

[hollow wasp]

Tf wdym
What are u covering in maths

[west path]

#🎲game-room message

i am studying fixing my head

it is not working

[wild mason]

@cunning niche Hi!

[rose cape]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

amazting

:game_die: You rolled 20

[rose cape]

ez

[west path]

no way

X truly is in X

because..

X = X

[wraith quarry]

no

never

[rose cape]

you’re welcome

[wraith quarry]

i will prob do napleonic at some point

[rose cape]

ww2 strikes again

[wraith quarry]

but medieval is too milked and boring

[west path]

BoW fucking fumbled it

[wraith quarry]

also yeah ww2 is my niche

[west path]

his mw is not medieval

[frank latch]

@wild mason @novel jay forgive me
I've completely lost track of where I was

[west path]

@rose cape would you wish to see a qevie medieval mw or will those be painful

[wraith quarry]

it's not really fun to host or do period

[rose cape]

idk

[hollow wasp]

Oppress minorities

[rose cape]

amazting industrial mw might be soon

[frank latch]

🥺

[west path]

i will make 90% of your population be employed in agriculture

[hollow garden]

Ignore him

He is just mean

[rose cape]

peak

[west path]

until you find out about industrialization and industrial jobs pop up in urban hubs

[rose cape]

yep

[west path]

Truly. the mechanical revolution

[hollow wasp]

Then Victorian slums

[hollow garden]

@frank latch how is operation 3 to get gunpowder going

[west path]

no you stupid fucking hog

[novel jay]

~roll 20 cure my sickness

[west path]

you need the industrial revolution for that

[wraith quarry]

map wars are meant to be really for diplomacy but 90% of the intrigue/stuff of interest of medieval society is the internal politics, and maybe neighboring powers.

[hollow wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/ahoklollmao-noooo-nooo-noo-no-gif-17139315586294057944

[novel jay]

,roll 20 cure my sickness

[haughty inlet]

petergriffin9675

:game_die: You rolled 13

[frank latch]

Bowistan: (Map Update)
Bowistan Year: 124 AS

[wraith quarry]

internal stuff for 12 players at once is not easy or fun to do

[west path]

Whats your cash crop

[hollow wasp]

Yeah
“Then”

[west path]

you have milkweed and shitville radishes

[prime compass]

@hollow garden did you read

[wraith quarry]

especially to do it in a detailed way as required for a medieval map war

[mental marsh]

When you ending session

[hollow garden]

@frank latch aka place a sun mirror at the library where the recipe is kept and put our clay plate on the top lifted by a balloon and then get the servants to get the clay plate ingraved with the recipe

[mental marsh]

I wana join

[novel jay]

You told me that they had minimal experience, and relied on ground forces like pikemen

[frank latch]

this is shot down by a Jhangese F-22

[west path]

THEYVE FOUND OIL

RUN

[novel jay]

.

[rose cape]

cotton

[wraith quarry]

@novel jay how is your war going

[frosty drum]

@frank latch Are development actions allowed
Like trade and stuff

[rose cape]

no

[novel jay]

Pain, but it’s not horrible

[frank latch]

no
sorry

I've been a little overwhelemd

[hollow wasp]

@hollow garden simple, just pay some corrupt official to steal it for u

[frank latch]

👍
My apologies
I lost track of things

[wraith quarry]

didnt you want me to send some troops

[novel jay]

Please

And maybe some cash

[wraith quarry]

i may be willing to but only as mercenary troops

i am interested here for my own benefit lol

[west path]

you dont have it

[wraith quarry]

i do

i have tons of cotton

[west path]

the Fishian Commonwealth raids your colonial routes and loots them

[wraith quarry]

and slave labor

want some cotton maizan menace?

[hollow garden]

Let's do this

[novel jay]

Can you give me a discount?

[wraith quarry]

no sorry

[prime compass]

Reply. .

[wraith quarry]

greed consumes me

[hollow wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/lounging-big-pig-viralhog-splashing-kiddie-pool-gif-14002104338912085351

[hollow garden]

@frank latch get uncle migos who is very cranky and greedy to talk with us

[hollow wasp]

U

[wraith quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/mistwol-cat-his-greed-will-consume-him-eating-silly-gif-14271929065765266047

[hollow garden]

And bribe him to give us the recipe

[novel jay]

Or, at least, let me pay after when spice routes are back up

[hollow garden]

This is uncle migos

[wraith quarry]

how about, you pay now
and i help you run the spice routes at a lower fee.

[prime compass]

The greed

[wraith quarry]

or no fee at all for a few years.

[west path]

@wraith quarry THE FUCKING HUMAN REBELLION IS STILL ONGOING

[hollow garden]

To what

[west path]

THEY'RE STILL CLASHING

[wraith quarry]

good

[prime compass]

i pinged..YOU

[novel jay]

My economy will be stagnant until they are re-established

[west path]

OH MY FUCKING GOD

THE HUMANS SLAUGHTERED THE DOG PEOPLE

@wraith quarry Is it time for divine judgment.

[frank latch]

@novel jay The Kihan armies are able to take defensive positions and successfully repel; the mainly inexperienced Delarian army at The Battle of Xinh Creek.

expanding their counterattack.

Meanwhile; your second landing and the Jhangese offensive was able to recapture the 2 remaining settlements in the detached territories.

[hollow wasp]

GENOCIDE THEM

[west path]

Should I genocide most non-dog species

😇

basically all of them were involved in the genocide

necromancers, orcs, evil mages, humans, dwarves

[hollow wasp]

Yeah probably I feel the world would be better with dogs in charge Yk

[west path]

you name ti

[frosty drum]

Is this a 3 way war

[hollow wasp]

Yeah bro fuckin kill then

[hollow garden]

@frank latch did uncle migos give us the secret recipe

[prime compass]

💔

[frank latch]

@novel jay The Jhang Empire in an agreement with the Kihan Dynasty to withdraw from the war.

[hollow wasp]

@west path ur the fattest mouse https://cdn.discordapp.com/avatars/772011118784020511/e5e36a087edfa4674f2f71d5783655fe.png?size=4096

[frank latch]

They encourage Petoldia to accept terms

[west path]

this is offensive

[novel jay]

I think im going to commit sepuku

[frank latch]

[wraith quarry]

@novel jay will you agree

[novel jay]

I built up for this war over the last 10 sessions

[wraith quarry]

bruh

how will i make money

if there is no war

[frank latch]

that's the neat part

[prime compass]

You are capitalist scum

[rose cape]

just invade another country

[novel jay]

This was literally my only goal for so long

[frank latch]

the spice route

was cut off over the duration of the war

and Adika has been suffering economic consequences

[novel jay]

@frank latch I think I’m just going to leave

[wraith quarry]

WHAT

who cut it off

[frank latch]

the Kihan

[frank latch]

the Kihan offered favorable terms

[novel jay]

Let me see them

[wraith quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/donald-donald-duck-walt-disney-duck-animal-gif-5628718

[hollow garden]

@frank latch I need you to be frank with me

You can also be micheal or john hajhwuahaba

[hollow garden]

But actually

Did uncle migos get the recipe

[frank latch]

The Kihan would establish a solidified border here
re-open the strait for the Jhang

in return for withdrawing from the war
and recognizing the yellow-highlighted territories

[prime compass]

kleznamish

[hollow garden]

Or did he just take the money

[hollow garden]

Yes

[prime compass]

#1370245614784479242 message

You...never...answered

[novel jay]

…

[frank latch]

The Jhang had their largest army captured by the Kihan in the south

and
they began to suffer from the cutting of their major trade and supply route

which forced their hand

[hollow garden]

The urge to say no :

[prime compass]

But I spent time

[hollow garden]

I said yes blud

I'm just telling you the intrusive urges were strong

[prime compass]

Fine

[novel jay]

I don’t care anymore. I had one shot and I tried my best after preparing for so long. This crushed me; I’m just going anyways

[rose cape]

@wraith quarry is your economy cooked?

[hollow garden]

Did petah fail

It's a disappointment

but he tried his best

[novel jay]

I didn’t really fail. The jhang abandoned me

I did fine for what I had

[wraith quarry]

no

[frank latch]

you surrender?

[wraith quarry]

i profit from war

[rose cape]

this is an absurdly good peace deal btw

[rose cape]

spice route would still be closed

[wraith quarry]

yes but i get mercenary cash

[novel jay]

You don’t understand, this war was what I prepared for, what drove me to keep playing

[rose cape]

but does it make up for the spice route? exactl

[wraith quarry]

brudder didnt even get an answer

[rose cape]

#🎲game-room message

bow already gave it to me

[frank latch]

I mean

just because the Jhang withdrew
doesn't mean you can't win the war

[wraith quarry]

cuz i didnt send any mercenaries yet

dum dum

[frank latch]

you have total control of the inland sea

[novel jay]

I might have a shot again in many sessions, but I don’t want to go on after this defeat, I know I will spend months preparing

[wild mason]

Let the revenge brew inside you

[frank latch]

the backing of 2 major allies
even if one is only economic

[rose cape]

(he cant)

[frank latch]

you probably don't though?

[novel jay]

I thought the Han were already more powerful militarily

[rose cape]

like in a prolonged conflict peter is not winning this

[novel jay]

Exactly

[rose cape]

the kihan have control of the canal

which is all that matters

[novel jay]

And I have less numbers now, and they can concentrate on me

[frank latch]

true

but the Jhang were hurting

[rose cape]

also your empire is composed a lot of recently conquered peoples

[rose cape]

they forgot they had guns

protoguns

[frank latch]

in addition
they also agreed that the Kihan wouldn't take any more from Petoldia than specified in the agreement

[frank latch]

(otherwise they would resume war)

[rose cape]

realistically the kihan could demand more

[novel jay]

@frank latch Fuck it, might as well keep going; if I have a chance, why not.

[rose cape]

which is what makes this agreement so good

[frank latch]

true

[rose cape]

how will this affect the economy? @frank latch

[novel jay]

If I lose, same result as if I quit now

[frank latch]

but they just want Petoldia to step away from their side of the continent

[frosty drum]

Napoleon Moment

[frank latch]

cus they unprovokingly attacked their ally

[wraith quarry]

@novel jay send petoldia 3 conscript mercenary regiments.

[novel jay]

I don’t really have anywhere else to go

[frank latch]

I disagree

but

okay

[rose cape]

same result for him

either way he’s out the mw

[heady marsh]

dms

[novel jay]

@frank latch can you give me info about troop compositions, numbers, and experience status on the frontlines

[rose cape]

he cant

[wraith quarry]

sometimes i wish you were here irl so i could punch you

[prime compass]

Can I continue planting my beets now

[rose cape]

because this is a modern mw with medieva tech

[prime compass]

guys lets kill amazting

[wraith quarry]

oh ma gaw
shut up

[rose cape]

you can try punching your screen

[steep merlin]

kill amaz
:8ball: Cannot predict now

[prime compass]

glup

[novel jay]

I don’t know them, and that’s the only way to know them

[rose cape]

they wanted to silence jesus for speaking the truth

[frank latch]

one moment
I have to update Blumi war

[heady marsh]

:((

[wraith quarry]

we wanted to silence jesus because he wouldn't stop nagging us about it when we dont care

[novel jay]

https://tenor.com/view/marvel-gif-21697922

[wild mason]

When is next update

[rose cape]

see above

[rose cape]

ik you were one of the roman soldiers who crucified him

[prime compass]

Does anyone want organic beets

[novel jay]

My now soul goal is to make Amaz wrong

[prime compass]

Organic potatoes..beets!

[rose cape]

*sole

[frank latch]

@wild mason peasantry militias are raised and marched into the [nation I have definitely named before].

While the in the rebel controlled territories; the rebelling peoples take control of the remaining pockets.

[hollow garden]

I didn't

[rose cape]

you wont be able to w/o host bias

[prime compass]

@hollow garden hi hi

[hollow garden]

I was there back then

[hollow garden]

hiiii

[novel jay]

(I have a fever and I feel like I’m going to die)

[prime compass]

Did you read dms!

[rose cape]

(ok)

[hollow garden]

not yet

[wraith quarry]

i was

[rose cape]

you were one of his followers iirc

[hollow garden]

Rip

[frank latch]

Regional support begins to waiver in the former Ho'Alian territories.

[prime compass]

can u read

[rose cape]

you are forgiven for your sins

[rose cape]

see what i mean about it being a modern mw with medieval tech

[novel jay]

@frank latch so do the jhang transfer the land o had back to me

[frank latch]

@wild mason The Ho'Alian Kingdom requests terms

[frank latch]

nope

[rose cape]

im pretty sure this is racist

[novel jay]

Are you still in?

[frank latch]

wdym

[frosty drum]

@prime compass !!!

[prime compass]

H

Ok mister fish

[wraith quarry]

it's ancient racism

[prime compass]

Let us all calm down here

[rose cape]

israelis are still a peoples

genius

[prime compass]

Ok people

[prime compass]

Let us get back to map wars

[wraith quarry]

but they- they are conspiring the downfall of the roman empire bruh

[prime compass]

@rose cape @rose cape @wraith quarry

[frank latch]

oh

yea

[heady marsh]

boogers

[frank latch]

they withdraw from that territory

[rose cape]

tf you pinging me for

[prime compass]

I will strike adika down so help me god

[frank latch]

(I haven't updated that war yet)

holdo n

[prime compass]

You are a zcre!

Root of all evil

[rose cape]

~bt

[hardy saffron]

@rose cape: The thing was, it was ZDcree! e

[rose cape]

also the #1 buyer of rizian beets

🤔

[prime compass]

Proof?

[novel jay]

Do the Kihan have it, or me?

[rose cape]

i said so

[prime compass]

Nope

My word is above yours because

[rose cape]

im black?

what did you mean by that belemin

[prime compass]

You are anti-regime

alien emojis!

[frank latch]

you do

[rose cape]

i invented the regime pal

[prime compass]

Ok I will have to enacg rule 9 now

enact

[novel jay]

https://tenor.com/view/family-guy-bring-it-on-rat-joe-pumped-gif-12315847

[rose cape]

enacg

[prime compass]

Do not argeu with moderatirom

[prime compass]

Yeah

[rose cape]

~bt

[frosty drum]

@sullen pawn Declare war on the red alliance in America

[hardy saffron]

@rose cape: It is happening. Dajōm children Maduga little this

[novel jay]

@frank latch (if you could)

[prime compass]

Dajōm

[rose cape]

belemin is a master of blurring the line between satire and reality

[prime compass]

Am I now

[rose cape]

~owoify

[hardy saffron]

@rose cape: like, am i nuw :3

[prime compass]

Well, sad mice

[frank latch]

@wild mason The Ho'Alian counter the terms
Stating they request access to the sea

(also, the yellow nation made a separate agreement with the Ho'Alians to give up the disputed territories to stay neutral)

[prime compass]

Dirty Ho'*lians

They deserve death

Kill em all

[frosty drum]

Loragyor

First session
This summer

[rose cape]

@frank latch launch air strikes on rizian cities

[wild mason]

Since Banan didn't participate this is fine, but this is being taken.

[frank latch]

👍

[prime compass]

My beets deflect them onto walstun

[frosty drum]

@frank latch which nation is banan again?

[prime compass]

Causing the 3rd walstun sea war

[frank latch]

Guarda

[prime compass]

Guarda

[wild mason]

When is this ending I need to, go play, stardew

[rose cape]

W

[frosty drum]

Show on the map

[prime compass]

Drug nation!

[alpine raft]

@frank latch are regular actions back up?

[frank latch]

soon

am tired

[alpine raft]

drogas?

fuedasse

[rose cape]

notice how you hate me

[frosty drum]

@prime compass

[prime compass]

Drugs

[alpine raft]

tengo de fugir de lo pais outra vez

[rose cape]

.fm

FUCK

[alpine raft]

cabron de pablo

[rose cape]

@surreal osprey add fmbot

[prime compass]

I dont have a map . .

[alpine raft]

los federales mi apanharam

[prime compass]

O campeão tem nome

[alpine raft]

CHARLES DO BRONX

[frank latch]

@wild mason This is good?

[alpine raft]

CHARLES DO BRONX

[prime compass]

To the right..the Black nation

[prime compass]

https://tenor.com/view/charles-oliveira-belt-gif-12277149816581701902

[frosty drum]

So it's the same nation he always was

[prime compass]

yeah

[wild mason]

Yes, it is.

[alpine raft]

https://tenor.com/view/front-kick-anderson-silva-ufc-spider-silva-kick-gif-16301981

[prime compass]

@wild mason hi do u want organic rizian beets?

[alpine raft]

Anderson Spider Silva

[frosty drum]

@wild mason Can I give you some fruits from Skollar

[prime compass]

Chael Sonnen

50-0

[frank latch]

oh my days

I'm so lost

[surreal osprey]

What is that?

[prime compass]

.fm

[rose cape]

https://fm.bot/

[alpine raft]

https://tenor.com/view/anderson-silva-chael-sonnen-mma-ufc-reaction-gif-18323653518258039227

[prime compass]

Anderson Silva

You absolutely suck!

[frank latch]

Bowistan: (Map Update)

[alpine raft]

anderson spider silva

my profile looks like a fucking feever dream

[wild mason]

Please.. end... session.. I am... dying

[alpine raft]

economical prowess and profiteering shall never end

[prime compass]

@frank latch millions of beets must spread...

[frosty drum]

Im finally able to play

[bold glade]

https://media.tenor.com/oSm9N1B9pnMAAAAM/suzerain-petr-vectern.gif

[alpine raft]

,collect

[haughty inlet]

nekcrop

Role income successfully collected!

1 - <@&684158846595629062> | 50,000 (cash)
2 - <@&1009870380023959622> | 16,000 (cash)

[alpine raft]

,pay @wild mason all

[bold glade]

,collect

[haughty inlet]

nekcrop

@sonic smelt has received your 66,348

varticity

You can next collect income <t:1747699995:R>.

[alpine raft]

@prime compass silva is the best ngl

like

im sorry

but hes just the goat

[prime compass]

khabib randleman:

[alpine raft]

GSP is just a quebec little fuck

khabib just didnt have enough time

[prime compass]

ze pirat 🤑🤑

[alpine raft]

silva had like 11 title defences

khabib was a no name merchant

bagged a few big names

and then bolted

he is what mcgregor woulda been if he quit after double champ

[prime compass]

Because his dad died!

[frank latch]

@wild mason Your militias have made some good progress; although because they distinctly lack discipline. Have begun raiding and torching the country side; killing locals and committing atrocities.

Meanwhile; the main force is able to easily break though undefended territory. However, when they meet resistance at the capital; instead of besieging it, the general orders it to be burnt down. Which kills almost 14,000 people including trapped forces.

However; both the rebels and the [nation I have definitely named before] have begun consolidating their forces and mobilizing

[prime compass]

Das

[rose cape]

der die

[heady marsh]

boot

[alpine raft]

still

[prime compass]

No please

No

[rose cape]

dem

[alpine raft]

just because he has an excuse doesnt mean it has no weight

his legacy is incomplete at best

[prime compass]

Stop

I beg you

[alpine raft]

islam will be what he coulda been

[prime compass]

No more Konjugation

[frosty drum]

@prime compass is your character still alive

[rose cape]

den

[prime compass]

Charles Oliveira

[prime compass]

Yes

[prime compass]

Nominativ

Genitiv

Dativ

Akkusativ

[rose cape]

@turbid valley is this true?

[alpine raft]

Khabib nurmagodermaderf

[prime compass]

randlestan

[alpine raft]

https://tenor.com/view/khabib-nurmagomedov-gif-18916564

[rose cape]

14 THOUSAND people?

[prime compass]

A much needed sacrifice

[alpine raft]

29 knockouts

15 submissions

5 broken bones

1 murder in the octagon

[heady marsh]

KOing people is disgusting

[alpine raft]

NEVER LOST A ROUND

[heady marsh]

Never got into fighting

[rose cape]

that was london’s population in the 1100s 🥀

[prime compass]

Its more than rizias army 💔

[alpine raft]

I CANT LET YOU GET CLOSE

[prime compass]

And the aegis army

[alpine raft]

https://tenor.com/view/chael-gif-824238039708247715

CHAEL MOTHERFUCKING SONNEN

[frank latch]

@novel jay The western territory is well defended; with an estimated of 22,000 soldiers concentrated in the region.

In addition, the large island, center of the inland sea has allowed your navy to maintain supremacy.

While, an estimated 35,000 soldiers remain in the south of Petoldia near the Tusong.

[prime compass]

https://tenor.com/view/chael-ufc-chael-sonnen-fight-gif-13851039

[alpine raft]

who is this bitch

erm erm

[frank latch]

Reserves are well trained and prepared for fighting

[alpine raft]

"ko ing people is disgusting"

yo momma be disgusting

[prime compass]

Ok nek

[rose cape]

👽

[prime compass]

This is...not needed

[rose cape]

this is the point of ufc i thought

[novel jay]

I am doing homework, wait a few minutes

[prime compass]

https://tenor.com/view/max-holloway-justin-gaethje-ufc-300-gif-9148006152567112952

[alpine raft]

@heady marsh b-b-b-b-bbbb bitch boy

[prime compass]

Nek

do not

Provocation

[west path]

bowistan is modern mapwar with medieval coat of paint

[alpine raft]

i said what I said

mf tryna yap about KO is disgusting

[rose cape]

this is what i mean by modern mw with medieval tech

[frank latch]

it isn't the 1100s 🤯

[alpine raft]

my man's got a samurai pfp

named dylan

[rose cape]

reserve forces didnt exist in the middle ages

[heady marsh]

Anyways

[alpine raft]

young blud should be thoroughy excited for a knockout

[frank latch]

whatever bro

you cannot be pleased

[sullen pawn]

@alpine raft opinions?

(chess show set in like the 70s)

[frank latch]

whether or not you're just saying this cus I blocked your actions earlier because
I was busy with other stuff
Idk

[alpine raft]

wagwan

remove yourself from my presence

[rose cape]

early medieval is 900s-1100s so unless bowistan progressed like 200 years in 30 years idk what to say

[frank latch]

but
nothing you say will make a difference

[frank latch]

tbh
that's been inconsistent throughout the entire map war

so

Idk why you're surprised

[rose cape]

😭

[frank latch]

but

who cares

just enjoy the map war bro

have fun

[rose cape]

what tech period is it dawg

[frank latch]

it does not need to be this serious

[wild mason]

Peasant levies 😋

[frank latch]

it's the tech period that I make it

[frosty drum]

@wild mason can we give you a Mouse from Skollar

[alpine raft]

Never lost a moment of any round. 1 on 1, 2 on 1, or 5 on 1 he makes them all need 9-1-1. The man of the hour too sweet to be sour the women’s pet the men’s regret. Biggest arms in West Lynn Oregon 55-0 undefeated undisputed never lost a round and that’s why you never piss off a gangster, or else it’s going to be one more for the win column, one more for the highlight reel, and one more for the BAD GUY 💪
@prime compass

[rose cape]

so what tech period is it

[frank latch]

it's whatever the period is now

[rose cape]

what period is that

[prime compass]

https://tenor.com/view/chael-ufc-chael-sonnen-fight-gif-13851039

[rose cape]

in terms of equivalent tech to actual history

[prime compass]

Cant let you get close

[alpine raft]

CHAEL SONNEN

THE LEGEND

THE MYTH

HE CANNOT

AND WILL NOT LET YOU GET CLOSE

[prime compass]

Made jon jones break his toe in devastating fashion

[alpine raft]

HE COULD BEAT LESNAR WITH HIS PINKY

[frank latch]

Idk

[rose cape]

yeah im done

we’re calling it here

[alpine raft]

ONLY THING HE COULDNT BEAT WERE THE GOAT ALLEGATIONS

[rose cape]

make brzykna a vassal of vogalia

[frank latch]

there isn't a direct parallel

[rose cape]

@frank latch

[frank latch]

why?

[frosty drum]

@marsh lance

[alpine raft]

new status who dis

[rose cape]

like if we cant even place down details like what technology countries possess then wtf are we doing

[frank latch]

playing a game bro

a game

[rose cape]

ok but this game is just… not good?

[frank latch]

okay

that's fine

[rose cape]

which is why i quit

[marsh lance]

🤯

BRZYKNA

NO

[prime compass]

Amaz will return in 2 days

[frosty drum]

@frank latch I will never quit Bowistan btw

[frank latch]

I'm not the best at medieval
Idk much about the period

and I try to do research

but Idk why you want to quit the moment I say "I'm not entirely sure; because it's never been consistent"

[marsh lance]

He is in love

[quick idol]

that guy who started the war was right

[prime compass]

Can we have seals

[prime compass]

Which one

[quick idol]

whats the most recent one

[rose cape]

@wild mason

[prime compass]

Uh

Yeah

Blumis war

[quick idol]

against who

[silent smelt]

slovak representation in the nhl

[rose cape]

noc

[wild mason]

Filthy Vermin

[rose cape]

npc

[wild mason]

They started it by existing

[quick idol]

No idea who that guy is but he probably deserves it

[prime compass]

Genocide them

[quick idol]

blumi should execute everyone who lives there

and burn their lands

[prime compass]

They are like bluds

[silent smelt]

@frosty drum

[frosty drum]

Big hit

[frank latch]

@wild mason Militias in the north have seized much of the undefended territories
While some have been repelled.

In the southeast; returning crusaders begin their invasion of the rebelling territories.

[rose cape]

because (i am not kidding) above all else the thing that makes empires what they are is technology so when you basically pull that out from under the rug everything else shatters

[noble cedar]

@prime compass I finished all my written exams

[frank latch]

I'm ending here

[rose cape]

games are about immersion

[prime compass]

Good job

[noble cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-nose-butterfly-dog-puppy-peaceful-gif-14700589898488542320

[quick idol]

They deserve it all!!!!

[prime compass]

I have mündlich english left

[rose cape]

i have 1 left 😢

wednesday

[west path]

@frank latch #1373346304129896638 message youre evil btw

[noble cedar]

I still have Mündliche Gesellschaftslehre

[quick idol]

Unknown

[prime compass]

what. .

[noble cedar]

Verbal English is easy though

[prime compass]

Tru

[rose cape]

click on it

[quick idol]

Bow did nothing wrong

[west path]

he doesn't even have anything else to spice empires up

[quick idol]

for the most part

[west path]

internal politics are very lacking and he doesnt listen to advice

[frank latch]

Bowistan: (Map Update) End of Session 34
Bowistan Year: 125 AS

[frosty drum]

Stop criticizing bow

[noble cedar]

Gesellschaftslehre is an amalgamation of Erdkunde, politics and history

[frank latch]

DEVELOPMENT ACTIONS ARE ALLOWED INBETWEEN SESSIONS

[west path]

@frank latch this guy ASKED ME FOR ADVICE and then didnt listen through with what i gave him

like. wow

[frank latch]

true

I disagree

[frank latch]

?

[rose cape]

bow is one of those people who will not listen to feedback and i know because i am like that too often

[prime compass]

Glad i dont have that. .
Hru!

[quick idol]

@frank latch i declare war on @noble cedar

[rose cape]

he will die on that hill almost every time

[bold glade]

[prime compass]

@quick idol do you want rizian beets

[frosty drum]

@quick idol minecraft fr

[frank latch]

could you remind me?

[noble cedar]

Eepers but OK. No school tomorrow, as the Abitur students write something

[alpine raft]

I only respond to threats

[prime compass]

what

[alpine raft]

oh fuck

[rose cape]

irony has gone too far

[frosty drum]

Bros trying to act cool

[alpine raft]

thats an irl joke

my bad gng

[marsh lance]

My biggest and probably only problem with bowistan is that he concurs that, despite bowistan being a completely different planet from earth, we must always refer to the medieval era of our timeline

[noble cedar]

@frank latch launch my secret death ray at @quick idol

[alpine raft]

used the wrong humor

[prime compass]

💔💔💔

[quick idol]

battery 17%

[rose cape]

friend group b humor

you’re cooked

[alpine raft]

real

[frosty drum]

Wanna play later?

[prime compass]

yeah we are banning nek

It has been planned

[quick idol]

tomorrow maybe

[prime compass]

June 7th

[frosty drum]

Alr

[alpine raft]

AGAIN

[prime compass]

I am krank so no school tommorow

[frank latch]

@quick idol your island has been replaced by an artificial sun

[frosty drum]

@prime compass October 23rd.

[prime compass]

Deep states Orders, sorry

Now unless you say Khabib is the goat you will be banned

[silent smelt]

https://youtu.be/7tYNHRt7F4E?si=UIuS5PetPjrW51LJ

[prime compass]

💯💯

[frank latch]

I agree though

Internal politics are VERY lacking

[prime compass]

gulp

[frank latch]

and I would have liked to pick that up this session

but

crusade
and massive war

[prime compass]

This is why we need maizan civil war

[marsh lance]

Second vogal civil war

Brzykna civil ware

[prime compass]

Vogalia is a Land of thinkers and dreamers

[prime compass]

vsil

[frosty drum]

@prime compass Skollar is a land of What

[marsh lance]

Look at this little one, he wishes for a treat! Come small belemin, i will give you free eel lollipop

[prime compass]

I forgor

[frank latch]

and internal politics require a lot of preparation

otherwise I would have to focus on 7 different players with significant details (otherwise it will won't be sufficient) all at the same time

which is difficult for me 💔

[marsh lance]

Frozen in the dorak bay for freshness

[prime compass]

SHUT UP GRESTI

[frosty drum]

@marsh lance skollar is a land of What

[prime compass]

You are a traitor.

Anyway

I love vogalia!

[prime compass]

Make fish do it all

[frosty drum]

Oh wait I know

[prime compass]

Do you want some of my organic beets

[rose cape]

vogal civil war 3*

[marsh lance]

Vikings and Goali’s

[frosty drum]

@marsh lance @prime compass Skollar is a land of Warriors 🔥

[prime compass]

maybe

[marsh lance]

Right i forgot i took over in 1 AD

[rose cape]

it’s a vogal vassal now

[marsh lance]

AS*

[frank latch]

Fish hosting and playing in the same map war #2

[marsh lance]

Enslave him to do your battle actions and hand off adika to someone else

[frosty drum]

I colonized the Time system

[frank latch]

real

[marsh lance]

Who else bur skollar

[novel jay]

@frank latch Finally back

[prime compass]

@marsh lance hey.vogal

Do you want some of my organic...fresh...delicious rizian beets

Or..potatoes

[frank latch]

I ended session because I was getting tired

[prime compass]

Corn. . .

[frosty drum]

@frank latch Skollar has never committed any war crimes btw frfrfrfrfr

[prime compass]

@frank latch
How is the temple in Stamden

[frank latch]

AS isn't canon

[frank latch]

yes

quite a few

probably the first to do so

[novel jay]

I’m guessing it ended.

[frosty drum]

List them

[frank latch]

Religious genocide
Ethnic genocide
Unprovoked war
Mass starvation
The killing and mistreatment of non-combatants and POW's

[prime compass]

Temple...in Stamden

[noble cedar]

Nighty

[frank latch]

@alpine raft Your rural developments were quite successful.

[frank latch]

good night

[alpine raft]

damn thats wild

[frosty drum]

The Holy Legions of Skillerzism did most of that btw

[frank latch]

although

[novel jay]

Alright, see you Sunday (if you are hosting Sunday)

[frank latch]

a lot of your trade was cut off for a year because of the Beet War

[frank latch]

I'll probably host before then

[vital latch]

do war crimes even exist yet

[frank latch]

no

[novel jay]

Nice

I fucking hate how autocorrect adds emojis

[vital latch]

can't be a war criminal if there aren't any overused jokes about suggestions

Wait is the session over?

[frank latch]

that joke was funny like 2 years ago

[frank latch]

yes

[frosty drum]

@frank latch if you think about it imagine how terrifying it would be to face the Holy Legions of Skillerzism
(Which caused most of the war crimes shown)

[vital latch]

ok send me the details to rejoin. If possible I'd rather make a new nation so I actually know what's going on but if that isn't an option tell me what I can pick from

[frank latch]

counter argument: A single Vogalian detachment

[vital latch]

or just pick smth for me if you want. not paricularly picky as long as I sorta know the situation

[frosty drum]

Counter argument:
Goali Witness

[prime compass]

Just give them eel

@frank latch Monsieur

[west path]

real

[frank latch]

(the light-pink)
The Kingdom of Silden

Part of the Vadetchian/I forgot alternative name archipelago

(you can only rejoin as your former nation)

rules

[vital latch]

oh ok

ok slight issue I uh...

I don't remember what the situation here was

[frank latch]

I'll recap

[hollow wasp]

@frank latch oppress majorities

[vital latch]

Last I remember I was trying to become a Great Britain like force

past that yeah need a recap

[west path]

@frank latch the goali witnessed host bias mans genocides in the colonies

[frank latch]

you share the island with the [life if I remembered the names for my NPCs] (magenta) and the Republic of Vadetchia (orange).

You are a part of the Vadetchian League
Which is a confederation/loose alliance between the nations of the Vadetchian Archipelago

[hollow wasp]

@west path bros acting like he took the woooook to polanddd

[frank latch]

you're quite friendly to them
and vice versa

although their mass expansion and colonization has limited the space of your expansion

[frosty drum]

When did I do the Last one

[frank latch]

proof?

[marsh lance]

I give vogal eel

[prime compass]

Is tasty?

[marsh lance]

Who?

[vital latch]

This is helpful but doesn't really fill the holes I need to know most

I like to know stuff like who my nation is led by, what our culture is like, religion, imports/exports, population satisfaction

the less surface level stuff

issue is I don't remember writing any of that since this was a year ago when I originally made the nation

[west path]

I'm one of them

born as a Goali, forced to move to Maizan to avoid death.

this is the lore of rasuph trust

[prime compass]

I was born to noltian peasants

[frosty drum]

The Goali are friends with Us now btw
Relations Improved dramatically the past few Decades

[vital latch]

(so I'm admitidly slightly concerned you don't have it either since this was 2024 cosmic and I do not trust anything I did over 3 months ago with jackshit and no way you wrote this stuff for every npc)

[frank latch]

ah yes

sorry

The Kingdom of Silden is ruled by Queen Dytaria
heir of King Heild

the most prominent religion [that is unnamed] spans across the entire archipelago.
And simply believes in a right to follow and live life in accordance to God's [Akild's] command.

You have population of 208,293

[frank latch]

you never really did write any of it

cus you never intended on playing

you made it as a joke

[vital latch]

yeah thought s-

[vital latch]

fuckkk

💀

2024 cosmic oh how much I would give to be so careless

[frosty drum]

@frank latch When was the last time we ever committed a war crime

[frank latch]

last year

[frosty drum]

2024?

Last time I remember was 51 AS

[vital latch]

So if I were to offer a compromise of being able to yap a metric fuckton of shit now to fill in the gaps of what you haven't recorded would that be valid?

[frank latch]

sure

but I will have to confirm any of the lore

to ensure that it fits

[vital latch]

Ok awesome

Do the nations around me have any more in depth lore I'd be able to/have to work into it?

(Ex: cultural ideas that my people would have adopted)

or nah

[rose cape]

You can build a house, you can paint, but if you build a mountain, you can trust nature.

[frank latch]

yea

you have a sub-tropical island like culture.

you are traditionally and culturally close to the ocean.

However inland territories are more agricultural and developed

[vital latch]

Got it, so far. Can work off this (assuming sub tropical culture mostly means something like Hawaii pre colonization conceptually)

[frank latch]

your religion primarily support community-centric ideas. Where the will of the many outweight the will of the one.
(essentially; you're expected to help contribute to your community's needs)

[frank latch]

sort of

yea

[vital latch]

religion isn't very in depth past that?

probably wouldn't make sense to yap up the details for the religion as well but I guess when theres a session I could try to reform it into something more detailed

[frank latch]

it has other significant details

[vital latch]

oh, if you have them in a document it'd be kinda based if you pasted them to me

[silent smelt]

anyone here wants a taste of the milkshake man?

[faint wolf]

Is it true that as time passes, civilization notices our presence?

[silent smelt]

I can tell you want a taste of the milkshake man

[frank latch]

such as the will of Akild (God) is spoken through priests (which are controlled and appointed by the state)
He imagines a great empire/state that will span across the entire continent and will overcome false God's and peoples.

they believe to be racially, culturally and technologically superior

[vital latch]

this is definitely not something I'm used to playing but I'll try to ball

[silent smelt]

I can tell you want a taste of the milkshake man

shake it good shake it good

I can tell you want a taste of the milkshake man

[vital latch]

militarist... I might be cooked chat

[faint wolf]

Does civilization have a limit to its evolution?

[vital latch]

wdym?

[silent smelt]

did you know the shake is not a drink but a state of mind @vital latch

[silent smelt]

it's a secret superpower you were born to find

[frank latch]

not necessarily

[silent smelt]

and if you drink it everyday and before you know you'll be bigger and stronger with harder bones

you can call me the milkshake man

I want to shake up all the milk I can

[frank latch]

in fact
this religion
(as weird as it is)

believes a pacifist and diplomatic solution is the best way to achieve this goal

[vital latch]

I mean, the implication here is that we want to subjugate everyone else and from that a military is usually needed. Going to have to branch out my writing here at-least because I don't think I'll be able to turn this into "We give everyone we see flowers!"
This'll be fine though

[silent smelt]

when I say sweet sweet you say yum yum

sweet sweet

[vital latch]

nvm we might be able to give everyone flowers we just won't be able to believe they deserve them

[silent smelt]

yum yum

[frank latch]

with the idea of assimilation being utilized to bury "unwanted beliefs"

[silent smelt]

sweet sweet

[vital latch]

🔥

[silent smelt]

yum yum

[frank latch]

real

[silent smelt]

come and take a sip from my special cup

I heard that you could use a little pick me up

[vital latch]

jarz are you ok rn

[silent smelt]

what can get you high when you're oh so sad

it's the milk from the milkshake man!

well I've got mango, mojito and fruit ballet

[vital latch]

Anyways thank you, will try to cook shortly

[silent smelt]

and did you see the naughty special on my creme brulee

you can call me the milkshake man

[frank latch]

he's lost it ngl

[frank latch]

awesome

[silent smelt]

I wanna shake up all the milk I can

[frank latch]

I look forward to seeing it

[silent smelt]

They know my name all across the land

I can tell you want a taste of the milkshake man

[wraith quarry]

ok ngl

the bedrock wither

is not that hard

[silent smelt]

the shake is not a drink its a state of mind

a secret superpower you were born to find

drink it everyday and before you know you'll be bigger and stronger with harder bones

builderofworldz is ready for a shake up!

I can tell you want a taste of the milkshake man

I can tell you want a taste of the milkshake man

[wraith quarry]

@rose cape did mans seriously crash out because bow didnt want to deal with 3 separate wars

[silent smelt]

shake me good shake me good

I can tell you want a taste of the milkshake man

[alpine raft]

https://tenor.com/view/gild-tesoro-tesoro-gold-one-piece-film-gold-gold-tesoro-gif-23013344

[rose cape]

crash out 👽

i didnt crash out

i left the mw because it was clear bow didnt have a clear footing or understanding of what he was doing

[wild mason]

You're also talking to the $1 now glazer

#1*

Bow*

[rose cape]

they are literally twins

he is basically glazing his genetic mirror or smth

[wild mason]

Trve

[frosty drum]

@wild mason @rose cape hello my number 1 fans

[wraith quarry]

you did

[frosty drum]

You very clearly crashed out

[wraith quarry]

bro he just suspended war actions because he was dealing with two others

[frank latch]

that never seemed to be a problem before this session

[wraith quarry]

could've just spent the time building up for your war

[frosty drum]

Development actions were suspended most of the session

[wraith quarry]

why

[frosty drum]

Overwhelmed bow was

[wraith quarry]

that's a bit peculiar but crashing out over it is weird

[frank latch]

not really

I did the same thing during the Walstun War

[frosty drum]

Considering you had 2 conflicts it was Twice as justified

[heady marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/straining-gif-6190466

[frosty drum]

E

[frank latch]

eh

I was struggling with both

but

[frosty drum]

Also he was the focus for the walstun war

@frank latch i wonder what my neighbors think of Skillerzism

[heady marsh]

E E E E. EE

[frank latch]

it was a bit annoying that all he did was shout Bowistan is just modern mw with medieval technology and that I never listened to advice 🥀

[brittle gust]

What happened

What he fuck happened

[frosty drum]

He rage quit bowistan

[brittle gust]

Guh

Why

[west path]

why did he say this at 3am

[misty pebble]

🚋 🚋

[misty pebble]

No

The legacy shall live on

Of....

THE TRAIN TROLLEY

[mental marsh]

Isn't it a yt shorts thing?

[misty pebble]

Ja

Yes

[brittle gust]

🚎

Wait this is the wrong one

Uhh

🚡

[rose cape]

again thats not what i quit over

[rose cape]

it became clear to me during the session

[rose cape]

tell me you dont know what crashing out is without telling me you dont know what crashing out is

[rose cape]

i got sidetracked listening to “mac” “demarco” and forgot to sleep

[rose cape]

also i want to clarify that this is no fault of bow’s own it was just originally designed as a test mw so it wasnt really prepared to face that level of scrutiny or hold up in the long run

[alpine raft]

imperial or pre-imperial

id say
Imperial
Renaissance
Modern
Industrial
Medieval
Ancient
Post-apoc
High Fantasy
Cold war
In order

pre historic shouldnt even be on your mind when making an mw

[median schooner]

What does imperial age refer to btw

Is it like pre industrial revolution

[alpine raft]

colonisation

i mean

[median schooner]

Like Spanish empires

?

[alpine raft]

around american revolution id say

[median schooner]

before or after industrialization

?

[alpine raft]

i mean

depends

british industrialization happened way earlier than others

i dont know the exact date

[median schooner]

So after

I looked up British started industrialization at 1750

[alpine raft]

ok

then you have your answer