🎲game-room

[prime compass]

"Shoulda left you to die"

[west path]

I BEG YOUUUU VENUSSS

SAVE MEEEE

[frank latch]

@west path Jon starts kicking you in the head repeatedly

[burnt wren]

@rose cape how much till border?

[frank latch]

@mental marsh you witness this

[prime compass]

@mental marsh do not intervene.

[rose cape]

oh you’re never getting there

[frank latch]

@burnt wren you also see this

[west path]

"JON IS A MADMAN!! HE WANTS TO KILL US ALL!!"

[mental marsh]

Grab some food and watch

[rose cape]

it doesn’t even make sense to tell you

[burnt wren]

Dude chill the fuck out I can't wrap your famn shoulder

[west path]

@frank latch Shout

[frank latch]

@elder arch you've made it about 6 miles so far.

[prime compass]

@frank latch
Choke qevie until he is UNCONSCIOUS

[frank latch]

@mental marsh @elder arch you hear this

[elder arch]

that would mean about.. around 9 miles left

[west path]

@mental marsh please

[burnt wren]

Bruh

[west path]

help me

somebody

please

[burnt wren]

NOOOO

[prime compass]

I am doing this for your sake

[elder arch]

ignore it since the group is practically a lost cause

[burnt wren]

He'll die

[prime compass]

You can.tend to his wounds

[west path]

you gave me a laceration

i will now probably DIE

[frank latch]

@west path Jon begins choking you to death

[west path]

you fat hog

[west path]

"STOP!!!"

[prime compass]

NOT TO DEATH!!!

[frank latch]

wrong ping

[burnt wren]

Get the fuck away dude let me Handel it

[prime compass]

Until he passes out

[west path]

I NEVER SHOULD HAVE WENT WITH YOU

[prime compass]

@frank latch
I said choke him until he passes out not dies!

[burnt wren]

@frank latch take out some drug flower
Feed it to quive till ge goes sleep (morphin)

[prime compass]

"You are breaking my heart"

[west path]

I CANT ANYMORE

[frank latch]

(you don't have any)

[rose cape]

@frank latch if i had stayed in the rpg this wouldnt have happened btw

[west path]

@mental marsh "I beg you. End my misery. It hurts so much."

[prime compass]

"ILL BUY YOU VODKA!"

[elder arch]

this rpg is a social experiment to see how quickly a bunch of discord people in a group will go insane

[mental marsh]

What if I give you drugs

[burnt wren]

Any first aid kit gas that

[rose cape]

~bt

[west path]

that would work

[frank latch]

are you gonna like... stop Belemin from choking Jaroslow?

[prime compass]

"Gladly."
@frank latch take out a gun and shoot him in the head!

[west path]

but do you have any?

[prime compass]

No?

[hardy saffron]

@rose cape: I conducted a G-test for the group to show that believers in the virtual reality of the P community are not easily angered.

[mental marsh]

No

[west path]

shoot me.

[frank latch]

@burnt wren

[prime compass]

Sure

[west path]

i told you motherfuckers

[prime compass]

Let me do my job

[west path]

he wants us dead

he wants EVERYBODY HERE

to DIE

[prime compass]

NO

[burnt wren]

Yes please

[prime compass]

You are a RECKLESS fool!

You...mad

[west path]

YOU ARE A PSYCHOPATH

A LUNATIC

YOURE THE ONE TRYING TO KILL ME

[frank latch]

@prime compass you're tackled by Dr. Shayan

[west path]

I SIMPLY WANTED TO GET RID OF THE PAINNN

[prime compass]

I saved you

[frank latch]

@west path you're able to get your hands on a pistol

[mental marsh]

ALBANIA IN EUROVISION

[prime compass]

NOOO

[west path]

SHOOT THE FUCKER THAT IS JON

[prime compass]

@frank latch run

Guys

[west path]

"DIE YOU DOG!"

[burnt wren]

Dude
I swear to God ahura
If you don't let me wrap this damn bandage
Imma slap your cheeks

[prime compass]

I am a good guy

[mental marsh]

TAKE IT AWAY FROM HIM

[frank latch]

he's currently wrestling with Dr. Shayan

[west path]

JUST FIRE

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

qevie

:game_die: You rolled 15

[frank latch]

you've left

[west path]

YESS

[prime compass]

no rolls pls

Rolls are evil

[west path]

this is something that would be up to chance pal

[prime compass]

Nope look

Its gonna Land on 3

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

belemin_

:game_die: You rolled 15

[burnt wren]

@frank latch slap quive

[prime compass]

Lol!

Ok nothing happens

@west path im soory

Sometimes I just lash out

[west path]

YOU NEARLY KILLED ME

[prime compass]

I guess its because I had no parents

[prime compass]

Forgive me

[frank latch]

@prime compass you are able to overpower Dr. Shayan and get on top of him

Jaroslaw then shoots you in the head
dead

[prime compass]

But i rolled

[burnt wren]

Who tf dies

[frank latch]

Jon Romadi is falls over to the ground next to Dr. Shayan

[burnt wren]

????

[prime compass]

Nope host Bias!

I am suing you

[prime compass]

I died

John this was your fault

[west path]

"Thats what you deserve, you godless dog."

[burnt wren]

Dude
You're on the wrong here
They both rolled 15
They cancel eachother
They should do another roll

[west path]

@frank latch shoot myself afterwards

[prime compass]

I was going to end qevies suffering

[burnt wren]

Let me fix

[frank latch]

I'm not doing rolls

[prime compass]

I am a good guy

[prime compass]

lol!

[frank latch]

pistol is unloaded

[burnt wren]

Then I do because you're doing it wrong

[west path]

@novel jay PLEASE

LOOK AT THIS ENTIRE RPG

[novel jay]

@frank latch Session?

[west path]

ITS SO FUCKING FUNNY

[elder arch]

@frank latch how close do i estimate myself to be at the border?

[west path]

reload it and SHOOT MYSELF

[frank latch]

about 5 miles til

[mental marsh]

Oh yeah

[rose cape]

venus will be the only person to make it to the border at this rate

[burnt wren]

@frank latch stop this blem isn't dead
They are still wrestling

[prime compass]

This is evil

[west path]

@burnt wren LEAVE ME

AND GET TO THE BORDER

[mental marsh]

Countiue my task

[prime compass]

@burnt wren kill qevie

[west path]

you may be alone

[prime compass]

I saved his life

[west path]

but you'll be alive

[elder arch]

hmm.. this reminds me of.. manneva..

[burnt wren]

How to do roll

[west path]

im doing that myself?

[prime compass]

And this is how I get repaid

[rose cape]

~bt

[burnt wren]

@prime compass do a roll 20

[prime compass]

Just stab him!

,roll 20

[hardy saffron]

@rose cape: Hmm... Maneuver. This is mine. It is... I remember the sky

[haughty inlet]

belemin_

:game_die: You rolled 13

[west path]

if i roll above a 10 im going to stay with john rpa

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

qevie

:game_die: You rolled 18

[prime compass]

Lol!

[west path]

well damn

[burnt wren]

@rose cape roll 20

[west path]

@frank latch dont shoot myself

i will remain

[prime compass]

What is happening

[west path]

@burnt wren take me to the border

[frank latch]

@burnt wren @west path Two Nurdean soldiers rush towards the brawl
To see Qevie in agony, Dr. Shayan laying on the ground; and Jon dead.

[burnt wren]

@west path roll 20

[west path]

even if its the last thing i see

[novel jay]

,roll 20 come down from heaven as Chuck Norris, and kick whoever is alive straight in the kneecap

[haughty inlet]

petergriffin9675

:game_die: You rolled 20

[prime compass]

Im dead

[west path]

"Men. We need your help. Please."

[mental marsh]

@frank latch dms

[west path]

"We were ambushed by a Faril regiment."

[frank latch]

@burnt wren @west path you also witness Chuck Norris come down from heaven and kick Belemin's dead body in the knees

[prime compass]

@frank latch REVIVE ME

[burnt wren]

Dude stop
You did it wrong he's not dead let's let's back to the part where they are fighting

[prime compass]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

belemin_

:game_die: You rolled 1

[prime compass]

Fuck

[west path]

"We need medical care."

[prime compass]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

belemin_

:game_die: You rolled 17

[novel jay]

(I thought Blemin was alive)

[frank latch]

Qevie shot him

[mental marsh]

Same

[west path]

@frank latch tell them this

[prime compass]

Evil

[hollow garden]

@prime compass we will stop you

[frank latch]

I didn't do it wrong
I'm not going back
Belemin is dead
Qevie shot him

[burnt wren]

Mf got revised by Chuck norris

[hollow garden]

You will he put in jail

[elder arch]

can i mario 64 backwards jump to the border and win instantly

[prime compass]

I got shot

@hollow garden avenge Me, boy

[burnt wren]

Host bias

[prime compass]

Host bias

[frank latch]

Me after you guys legitimately killed each other:

[frosty drum]

@frank latch hi

[mental marsh]

@frank latch reply to my dms 🥀

[novel jay]

Reverse the kick and do it directly into someone else’s kneecaps

[prime compass]

It was all qevies fault!

[novel jay]

(Spin to see who it is)

[burnt wren]

Because you did it wrong bruh

[hollow garden]

Master

I will avenge you

All of those who wronged you

They will pay the ultimate price

[burnt wren]

They were wrestling
They both hit 15
That's cancel they can't kill

[frank latch]

I didn't

[prime compass]

Destroy nurthea

[frank latch]

I don't do rolls

[west path]

@burnt wren Can you please tend to me

holy

[frank latch]

I won't do rolls

[prime compass]

@burnt wren kill qevie when!

[west path]

you were wrestling with Belemin

[hollow garden]

@frank latch come to belemin's grave and weep

[west path]

i want to get to the border

[burnt wren]

Okay then take out my gun load it and shot point blank at quive

[prime compass]

you shot me!

[west path]

OH MY GOD

[prime compass]

I saved your life

[west path]

youre gonna get shot

[prime compass]

More than ONCE

[novel jay]

@frank latch

[prime compass]

And you shoot me

[burnt wren]

I was wrestling with u

[prime compass]

This is evil

[west path]

@frank latch Pray for host bias man

[west path]

no you were wrestling with belemin dawg

[prime compass]

,roll 20 host bias

[west path]

??

[haughty inlet]

belemin_

:game_die: You rolled 20

[west path]

@frank latch does he arrive

[rose cape]

,roll 20 no bias

[burnt wren]

BRUUUUUUUH

[haughty inlet]

amazting

:game_die: You rolled 13

[frank latch]

unreal

[prime compass]

Just end the rpg 💔

[burnt wren]

😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[hollow garden]

Wild trump is making the US change the name from the Persian gulf go the Arab gulf

[prime compass]

@frank latch Revive me btw

[burnt wren]

Just do it

[hollow garden]

American gulf 2 electric boogaloo

[frank latch]

you shoot Qevie in the head

The two Nurdean soldiers then fire into your body
killing you in minutes as you bleed out.

@burnt wren

[prime compass]

lol!

[mental marsh]

Dam

[burnt wren]

😂🤣🤣🤣

[prime compass]

Let us rejoin

[west path]

@mental marsh you're still alive btw

[rose cape]

average rpg

[mental marsh]

Ik

[burnt wren]

Well that was something fr

[west path]

get to the border with Venus

[rose cape]

ended with half of everyone dead

[prime compass]

Without me and qevie this is..not the sam

E

[mental marsh]

I am

@elder arch wana meet up

[west path]

@frank latch when are you giving him trauma btw

[prime compass]

@west path can we drink vodka now

[west path]

no

[elder arch]

i went alone im pretty sure

[west path]

go fuck yourself

[novel jay]

,roll 20 chuck comes back to roundhouse one of the guards in the face

[haughty inlet]

petergriffin9675

:game_die: You rolled 20

[frank latch]

he's chasing after Venus

[elder arch]

im like.. 2 miles away

[west path]

for making me be in misery

[novel jay]

HOLY FUCK

[prime compass]

I saved your life

[mental marsh]

Ik but I'm also going the border

[prime compass]

I was going to put you out of your misery

[west path]

,roll 20 revive with the power of alcohol (from semtex's brandy bottle)

[haughty inlet]

qevie

:game_die: You rolled 11

[prime compass]

You should have been grateful!

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

belemin_

:game_die: You rolled 12

[west path]

@frank latch does this count

[frank latch]

the guards bayonet Chuck Norris in the gut after he attempts to kick them

He bleeds out in minutes

[rose cape]

crazy

[prime compass]

And another one bites the dust

[rose cape]

~bt

[novel jay]

Chuck has gotten 2 20’s in a row

[west path]

this rpg was too difficult man

[prime compass]

@frank latch rejoin as Jones Romadi

[hardy saffron]

@rose cape: The guards did this by stabbing Norris in the back of Erga's head. his attempted death.

[prime compass]

!?

[frank latch]

@mental marsh @elder arch you are the only 2 still alive

congrats

[novel jay]

,roll 20 saving throw for chuck Norris

[haughty inlet]

petergriffin9675

:game_die: You rolled 2

[rose cape]

not even close to the god of luck (@west path knows)

[mental marsh]

It was you killing each other tho

[elder arch]

https://tenor.com/view/geometry-dash-normal-extreme-gif-18339312626038571762

[mental marsh]

Countiue my task

[frank latch]

He says after they all killed each other:

[prime compass]

Not my fault

[west path]

@frank latch Can I rejoin as Wojciech Ponatowski - An Ex-Nurdean Soldier turned civillian with a passion for hunting, and a PERFECTLY fine mental state 😇

He will be Jarosławs sane counterpart

[rose cape]

@frank latch can i rejoin

[rose cape]

replacing whoever tf died

[novel jay]

@frank latch can I join as Chuck Norris’ brother set out on revenge

[prime compass]

@frank latch Can I rejoin as Thomas Gutenberg- A Nurdean Nationalist who HATES F*ril and is out for blood

[west path]

fascism and oppression

[frosty drum]

@frank latch can I join

[frank latch]

@elder arch You successful walk the remaining 5 miles.
Assuming this is where the border is (it's unmarked and unguarded)
The road and fields end; and you enter a forest

[west path]

you don't wanna do that

[elder arch]

so i won?

[mental marsh]

Don't get distracted

[prime compass]

WE won, Comrade

[elder arch]

that’s it, right?

[prime compass]

There is no ownership of victory

All victory is distributed equally

[novel jay]

,roll 100 Chuck Norris is revived and kicks him in the face

[haughty inlet]

petergriffin9675

:game_die: You rolled 42

[prime compass]

We all played OUR part

Some might have gotten shot in the head

Some might have been mentally ill

[frank latch]

(the point of the rpg was to successfully get across enemy territory in order to deliver papers to allied nations on the otherside)

You only made it to the enemy border
and you don't even have the papers

[prime compass]

And some made it

[west path]

#🎲game-room message #🎲game-room message #🎲game-room message examples of psychosis encountered in this rpg:

[prime compass]

This is peak

[rose cape]

😭

[elder arch]

wait does the other guy alive have the papers?

[rose cape]

THEY DIDDNT EVEN MAKE IT ACROSS THE BORDER

[prime compass]

Qevie shot me

[frank latch]

wait

[mental marsh]

Hopefully

[prime compass]

Then John shot qevie

And John got shot

[frank latch]

WHERE IS COSMIC

[west path]

Amazting we were all desperately trying to avoid fail rp

[mental marsh]

Lmao

[frank latch]

Cosmic is still alive

[west path]

and we got a lil bit too much into it

[novel jay]

@frank latch didn’t you say there would be a bowistan session

[rose cape]

he left at 8:35pm

[elder arch]

we’re actually cooked

[west path]

he followed me

[prime compass]

@frank latch LET US REJOIN

✊✊✊

[mental marsh]

@frank latch run to the border and meet up with @elder arch

[west path]

i need more rpgs in my bloodstream after this

[mental marsh]

He witnessed everyone die

[west path]

this was just

beautiful

[mental marsh]

Lobotomy

Rpg

[prime compass]

can we not try to kill eachother next time 😨

[frank latch]

you make it about 16 miles from where Qevie lays
(from where you were told it was 15 miles to the border)
There is no Venus in sight.

[rose cape]

most off course rpg vro

[burnt wren]

I can run my dnd campaign here if you want

[frosty drum]

@frank latch can I play

[west path]

dnd is not as peak as regular rpgs

[rose cape]

it’s over dawg

[frank latch]

so

[mental marsh]

Search for him

[frank latch]

this
did not work

[west path]

no promises

[mental marsh]

Do I have the papers

[west path]

don't torture me you devil and then ill consider it

[frank latch]

no

[prime compass]

We can be a good Team buddy

[rose cape]

tbf you ran it in #🎲game-room

[burnt wren]

I said scenario not dnd

[mental marsh]

Search for venus anyway

[prime compass]

I was going to end your suffering

[rose cape]

what did you expect

[novel jay]

@frank latch

[frank latch]

Dr. Shayan had the papers

he was killed by ALLIED SOLDIERS for killing Qevie

[frank latch]

no

[elder arch]

oh my god

[mental marsh]

Lmao

[elder arch]

we fumbled horribly

[novel jay]

When will the next be

[prime compass]

You are shaytan

[west path]

lmfaooo

[prime compass]

No

[frank latch]

maybe tomorrow

[prime compass]

IT was peak

[mental marsh]

Who's we?

[west path]

@frank latch CAN I REJOIN AS ONE OF THE SOLDIERS

PLEASE

[frank latch]

alright
I'm done for now

[west path]

im not gonna try to get to the border

[frank latch]

y'all suck at rpgs

[west path]

juist

[prime compass]

@frank latch I order you to host this again.

[mental marsh]

Please let me do my tas first

[west path]

give me these 5 minutes

[prime compass]

Host bias

[frank latch]

last time I give you free will

[west path]

@frank latch give me 5 more minutes as a soldier

[burnt wren]

I'm already hosting one

Who wants to join my rpg

[west path]

as one of the soldiers who killed dr shayan

[mental marsh]

Let me do it 💔

[frank latch]

you search until night
but you never find Jared (Venus)

[burnt wren]

I killed you cuh

[elder arch]

wait what happened to me

did i get taken by the night monsters

[burnt wren]

Join my rpg

[mental marsh]

We're over the border but not together

[west path]

if you dont give us free will i will continuously hate on your rpgs cause i hate linear rpg

s

[burnt wren]

@elder arch
@frank latch
@mental marsh
@west path
@prime compass
I'm hosting rpg
Join fr

[west path]

no

[mental marsh]

Cant

[west path]

im mentally exhausted

[rose cape]

@frank latch how far would they have had to go to get across the empire vro 😭

[west path]

im traumatized after this

[rose cape]

where

[frank latch]

Mr. Shimis tells you to complete your mission
you successfully make it across enemy territory (with Cosmic cus Idk what to do with bro)
and deliver news of war (although no papers)

[prime compass]

Jaroslaw I will kill you in the afterlife

And in the next life

[mental marsh]

I should know where this btw I should know the info

[prime compass]

And in every life following that one

[mental marsh]

Go over there

[burnt wren]

Here

[prime compass]

You shot my beautiful round head

[elder arch]

this is like the epilogue

[frank latch]

the news you deliver allows both the Western Coalition and Pordali Federation to declare war on the Faril empire on behalf of the Nurdean Republic
allowing them to win the war 2 years later

[burnt wren]

Just join BITCH

[rose cape]

well that escalated quickly

[prime compass]

The unsung heroes

Jon Romadi
Jaroslaw

Uhhhhh

[rose cape]

the unsung schizos 😭

[prime compass]

Dr.Shayan

[prime compass]

I was not schizoA

I was just

Uh

A bit schizo

[west path]

my character was literally a schizophrenic lunatic so yea

[rose cape]

you tried to shoot jaroslaw 😭

for no reason

you were a literal psychopath

[prime compass]

He wanted it

BoW railroaded my death

[rose cape]

after you tortured him so much 😭

[west path]

the reason was cause i was writhing in pain and accidentally got off the stretcher and in a daze shouted "help me"

[prime compass]

I didnt torture him

?

[west path]

like. what did i do vro,,

why the torture

[west path]

you did

[prime compass]

I tried to make it quick!

[prime compass]

Proof?

[west path]

you started repeatedly kicking me in the head

[rose cape]

#🎲game-room message

[west path]

gave me a laceration

started trying to make me unconscious via kicking

then resorted to choking

You are a psychopath

[prime compass]

I wanted to knock you unconscious so that our doctor could tend to your wounds

[west path]

and i was a mentally ill patient that was WRITHING IN PAIN

[prime compass]

When that didnt work

I choked you

[mental marsh]

Can I meet up with Venus now?

[prime compass]

https://tenor.com/view/alex-pereira-pereira-chama-alex-pereira-aura-gif-13063645211448137957

[rose cape]

it’s over..

[prime compass]

10/10 rpg

[west path]

true

we need more of these

[prime compass]

@west path it is YOUR fault

I blame EVERYTHING on you

[west path]

the most immersive rpg ive ever played btw

@frank latch you cooked.

[prime compass]

Lasted 15 minutes

sad

Ok bye

[west path]

i deserved that shot

you deserved to die

you fucking psycho

[mental marsh]

@frank latch countiue my mission please

Just let me

[prime compass]

YOU are the real psycho

You tried to sell us out

[spring bison]

is this fr

[west path]

yeah cause you were a PSYCHO

you shot a man FOR NO REASON

[frank latch]

okay

[prime compass]

I didnt shoot you

[frank latch]

you continue searching after a few days

[prime compass]

I shot no one

[frank latch]

going into Faril territory to do so

[spring bison]

ban public healthcare

[frank latch]

along a path you believe Venus and Cosmic would have taken

[prime compass]

I did what was necessary to survive

Nothing else

You were a.hinderance

You had to go.

[frank latch]

but
you are captured by Faril soldiers before then
and are traded back to the Nurdeans in a prisoner exchange a couple months later.

[prime compass]

But our doctor did not see the just in my actions

And thus

I lie dead

All 3 of us

Dead

[mental marsh]

Well

[mental marsh]

Bias

[frank latch]

you probably could have left them with the Nurdean infantry that came to your aid

[west path]

yet you saved me?

[frank latch]

but

what do I know

[west path]

they wouldnt execute a nurdean

[frank latch]

y'all seem to have had that under control

[frank latch]

no
I mean

They would have taken care of you and probably relocated you to a field hospital

though
you wouldn't have been able to accompany on the mission

[vital latch]

Back

[frank latch]

wb

[vital latch]

What's popping guys

[frank latch]

3/6 of the party are dead

and they killed each other

[vital latch]

Oh

[vital latch]

What

Did we find the alcohol?

[frank latch]

no

[vital latch]

WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!

[frank latch]

but you and venus successfully completed the mission

[vital latch]

YEAHHHHHHHHH BABYYYYYYY

Is the game over then?

[frank latch]

yea

[vital latch]

I WON BY DOING ABSOLUTELY NOTHING

FUCK YEAH

https://tenor.com/view/luigi-mario-supersmash-mariobros-smashbrothers-gif-19982576

[frank latch]

you won because you didn't have free will

[heady marsh]

sup gamers

good evening

[vital latch]

Eh

You win some you lose some

,roll 20 expand

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 3

[vital latch]

does it work

[frank latch]

no

[vital latch]

,roll 20 kill bow

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 5

[vital latch]

i trip on a rock

[mental marsh]

What about me

I'm technically alive

I never did my task tho

[frank latch]

you are

[frank latch]

,roll 20 smite cosmic

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: You rolled 5

[hollow garden]

Long ago

[frank latch]

dang

[hollow garden]

Before time had a name

There lived the first Terrone man

[frank latch]

the first spinjitsu master

[hollow garden]

And the first Syrlstiyan

[vital latch]

,roll 20 I win

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 19

[vital latch]

I WIN

[hollow garden]

Together they were the best of friends

[frank latch]

,roll 20 I win

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: You rolled 18

[hollow garden]

They were the closest of friends

[frank latch]

NOOO

[vital latch]

HAHA

I got one number higher then you

[hollow garden]

Hah

Cosmic defeats you badly

, roll 20

[haughty inlet]

kleznamish

:game_die: You rolled 18

[hollow garden]

NOOO

,roll 2

[haughty inlet]

kleznamish

:game_die: You rolled 2

[hollow garden]

I win

18+2= 20

[vital latch]

damn it

[west path]

true

[hollow garden]

@vital latch

[vital latch]

germany, that shit was impressive

italian unification was legit just a matter of circumstance 😭

[frank latch]

They forgot Germany's unification in 1990

[spring bison]

Italy was kinda lame

garibaldi kinda threw away the oportunity for a italian republic for an incopetent elistic monarchy

[prime compass]

I am a kind soul

[mental marsh]

@frank latch

[frank latch]

?

[low agate]

,roll 5000 Goku

[haughty inlet]

halo0pk0ok

:game_die: You rolled 1244

[hollow garden]

He pinged you for the fun if it

Man I'm a bit scared

[spring bison]

vote btw #🌟royal-tavern message

[frank latch]

why's that?

[frank latch]

[hollow garden]

An earthquake just happened

[hollow garden]

Fascism

[spring bison]

no

its called democracy kleznam

[hollow garden]

B b but

[spring bison]

its democratic klez

top ten kleznam momentss

[hollow garden]

I'm a liberal and that's based I will never be based and that's not bad because there is no one I would be than me

[spring bison]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-house-house-md-cursed-the-curse-cursed-images-gif-9514785705741002263

[hollow garden]

@cunning niche Haset beh ya akhoya?

[frank latch]

oh

are those common?

[hollow garden]

No it's the first one I experienced in my life

Did you feel an earthquake before bow

Or are they not common in Florida

[frank latch]

they don't happen in Florida at all

I've also never experienced one before

[hollow garden]

Well you are not missing out

[frosty drum]

@frank latch @hollow garden hi

[ripe owl]

Hi game room

[ripe owl]

Hi noob

[frosty drum]

Hi scoobs

[heady marsh]

Gamers

Good evening

[ripe owl]

Hry noob

[frosty drum]

Hry Scoobs

[ripe owl]

hi

[ripe owl]

👽

[frosty drum]

Scooby doo

[ripe owl]

I'm not scooby doo!

[frosty drum]

Nope
You are now scooby doo

[frank latch]

@ripe owl why are you scooby doo?

[ripe owl]

I'm classified as Scooby doo now

https://tenor.com/view/scoobydoo-gif-622972956672831224

[frosty drum]

@frank latch hello velma

[frank latch]

unreal

I'd rather be shaggy

[frosty drum]

@frank latch Hello Velma Show Velma

[hollow bobcat]

Why do you want to be his dog.

[cunning niche]

Bel noom

[cunning niche]

@wild mason gib

Ticket

Free

[wild mason]

No

[brittle gust]

Bloomi you forgot to add my 20 tickets

[wild mason]

Ill fix it later

Thanks

[brittle gust]

Also I'm sending another 20k so add that too

[heady marsh]

Gamers gm

😄

[west path]

@frank latch when next rpg

im addicted to BoW rpgs

[alpine raft]

There is an rpg?

What is the premise of it?

[rose forge]

what when

damn

[west path]

was*

[ripe owl]

Hi gameroom

@brittle gust Hi Piano

[brittle gust]

Hello there

[stoic chasm]

#🌟royal-tavern message GROUP 41 FOTY

[ripe owl]

Hry Cosmic Piano

[brittle gust]

How are you today?

[heady marsh]

Stole that from me

[brittle gust]

How are YOU today?

[heady marsh]

😐

Fine

Thanks

[ripe owl]

Bro never even says that

[burnt wren]

Finally bought these

[ripe owl]

Fine, what's going on with you?

[brittle gust]

I'm good too

Being lazy as usual

[brittle gust]

Dice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[burnt wren]

DND DICE

[ripe owl]

Good

Cosmic can I have gambling money im broke

https://tenor.com/view/tinky-winky-slendytubbies-gif-5720842819406713772

[brittle gust]

I already gambled all my money on mice lotto

[ripe owl]

Oh that thing

[ripe owl]

Could've just sticked with #💰worldbox-casino

[brittle gust]

Too lazy

Funding the mice of sin is easier

[west path]

true?

[brittle gust]

It's a fact

[west path]

@brittle gust what will you do with all of your accrued funds if you win

[brittle gust]

Uhh

I don't know

But an infinity coin?

Bribe fish to hosta?

[west path]

fish hosta on friday

in 2 days

[brittle gust]

Oh yay

Bribe you to hosta

[west path]

Never

[brittle gust]

Nuh

Nuh uh

[west path]

my asking price is 2 mil cc

[brittle gust]

Alright, if I win I should have double that so no problem

[ripe owl]

@brittle gust I did it

[brittle gust]

Hm?

[frank latch]

after next bowistan session

[silent smelt]

i need team names

[frank latch]

Team 3

Team 4

Team 5

Team 6

Team 7

[silent smelt]

amazing

[frank latch]

Team 8

[silent smelt]

sotp

[frank latch]

Team 9

[silent smelt]

~rep

[frank latch]

The French Foreign Legion

[silent smelt]

thank you

[silent smelt]

nothing like builderworldz hc?

[frank latch]

no idea what this means

[silent smelt]

builderworldz hockey club

i forgor your american and have animals as club names

[wraith quarry]

NEED name for pyramid

[rose forge]

labub

also why

is it just a cobble pyramid

[wraith quarry]

why not

plus there will be

a capstone

[rose forge]

looks like u carved it out of a lava cast too

[rose forge]

neat

[wraith quarry]

and on the tippy top wthere will be the dragon egg

[wraith quarry]

yes

i regret using a lava cast

[rose forge]

yeah they better for diagonal pyramids

[frank latch]

he did

[brisk pebble]

Pishramid

[silent smelt]

jarz lobotomy

[wraith quarry]

what about

[heady marsh]

Mopius

[wraith quarry]

Jarzahedron

[brisk pebble]

Hello dillon

[heady marsh]

What up man

How are u today

[brisk pebble]

Good, good, nothing amazin

[heady marsh]

Nice

[brisk pebble]

Gon go into university soon

[heady marsh]

Cool what's ur major

[brisk pebble]

Pharmacy

[heady marsh]

Ooo

Cool

[brisk pebble]

Its kinda random isnt it

[heady marsh]

U go to college in the U.S. or are u from somewhere els

[heady marsh]

Not rly

Lots of ppl are going to school for medical stuff

[brisk pebble]

Oh alr

Im malaysian btw

[heady marsh]

Ohh

Cool

[tender storm]

Hi

[heady marsh]

What up blue

[cunning turret]

bro left again

he'll be back in like 2 hours

or minutes idk

[stoic chasm]

#🌟royal-tavern message GROUP 42 only bangers

[burnt wren]

@west path wanna see something?

[west path]

im dead cuh

[burnt wren]

Let me show u how much I improved varvenia since yall left

[prime compass]

@wild mason

[prime compass]

Aww his little ballooon

[burnt wren]

@west path

@prime compass

[prime compass]

Varvenia!

[burnt wren]

Yee

And yall left

[burnt wren]

I'm doing shits all by my own

[prime compass]

Nice

[burnt wren]

I will invade 2 other nation in future

[prime compass]

Oh

[burnt wren]

If yall join again it would be great

[burnt wren]

Wanna join again prince of varven?

[prime compass]

No im good

[burnt wren]

FUCK

[heady marsh]

Ooo ooo ooo

[frosty drum]

@prime compass @burnt wren two international games

[burnt wren]

HELL YEAH

@hollow garden

[prime compass]

London

[spring bison]

@west path why would they remove the industrial districts 👽

most usefull paradox change

also they just made the pop system 👽

[silent smelt]

!rank

[west path]

they didnt?

unless u mean the alloy stuff

[west path]

not really

[west path]

btw the game is now less optimized

el o el

they fucked it up

[silent smelt]

buddy youre not him

[spring bison]

didnt you literally say it was optimized

[wild mason]

What game

[burnt wren]

Raised gdp to 800k

[west path]

stellaris

[west path]

in the beta it was

but they released the dlc and it made it 10x laggier

oh my lag

[hardy edge]

lag sucks

I wont lie

[west path]

this is true

have you however experienced playing at 40KB/s internet

[vital latch]

The horrifying fact that my internet is literally 1000x faster then this

and I still lag sometimes

[west path]

yea cause latency isnt really dependent on internet

how much internet you have means how much data you can transfer

latency is how fast that can reach the servers

[vital latch]

True

[west path]

if you have weak internet and can only transfer a portion of your data, then you start lagging not because of latency

but cause the data doesnt keep up

you can comfortably play at 30ms if you have like 5 MB/s internet

but, the difference between that and 400MB/s is that

5 MB/s can still encounter massive lag spikes

because if a lot of data suddenly appears

400 MB/s will undoubtedly transfer that fastre

whereas 5MB/s will be left behind trying to catch up

so overall internet doesnt really matter as long as you have stable and decent internet that can transfer all the data to the server

decent can even be 400KB/s if theres not too much data you have to actively transfer

@vital latch does that clear things up

[vital latch]

Yeah that makes sense

You're right when I think about it

impressive you knew that btw

[west path]

i came to the conclusion

i didnt actually know that

el o el

[west path]

i am a genius and as such I believe 'Bowser' from Nintendo should hire me to revise their EULA

[vital latch]

I still find it so funny that the president of NOA is named Bowser

like lmfao

[west path]

he should rename to Gay Bowser

reference to m64

[vital latch]

true

I'm still not sure if it was "So long'ae Bowser" and not "So long gay Bowser"

[west path]

WHAT

I JUST LEARNT THAT BOOKS ARE STORED IN ACTUAL PHYSICAL BUILDINGS INGAME

WHAT THE HELL

[hollow garden]

@frank latch Echces?

[rose cape]

~bt

[hardy saffron]

@rose cape: I’m sure that’s true. the book I read was the kind of world that

[rose cape]

which gam

[west path]

worldbox

👽

[mental marsh]

Dam

I should do a meme rpg

[stoic chasm]

#🌟royal-tavern message LAST GROUP OF TODAY SEE YOU TMRW

[frank latch]

am I too late?

[steep merlin]

Set a reminder in 1 hour from now (<t:1747259292:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command

[rose cape]

@waxen remnant did you know you can do /clans allow_invites for free candy?

@wild mason wyd in this situation?

[frank latch]

@west path I need some campaign ideas for rpg

[west path]

game room server:

[frank latch]

not like
settings
world building
etc

like actual goals and missions...

[west path]

i already gave you an idea

[frank latch]

one idea

[west path]

are you going through with the vogalian mafia idea

I need to actually know the setting

el o el

[frank latch]

probably not...

[wild mason]

Giving up and eating a lemon

[frank latch]

but
that doesn't matter

I need campaign ideas in general

[west path]

this is actually easy

[hollow garden]

I will help you amaz

[west path]

the answer is between 1 and 59485348548385438534853485274654295

[frank latch]

solving for x doesn't work here

[west path]

how do people even survive that + why do we need that

what am i going to use those glyphs for

arcane summoning?

I can already perform that with polish

[frank latch]

I'm assuming it's calculus
or
some college math

(either way, way beyond my level)

[hollow garden]

It's ok

I don't know too bow

[west path]

1. kill a particular individual for unscripulous activity

2. deliver a critical message

3. survive X thing

4. attain X amount of funds via particular methods

5. Attain X amounts of political power

6. Attain X amount of supporters

[hollow garden]

@frank latch bow!!

How are you

[west path]

its probably calculus

[hollow garden]

For the rpg?

Hm

[west path]

if they just turned that into regular numbers it would be a lot easier btw

rather than using ancient glyphs

[hollow garden]

What kind of campaign do you want to host

[frank latch]

bored

[hollow garden]

Qevie do you know calculus

[west path]

no?

why would i

BoW is literally further down in the educational path than me

[frank latch]

(I'm not)

[west path]

i cant even comprehend solving for X

[frank latch]

I just finished before him

vital difference

[west path]

why is xud calling me smarter than him

this wretch lies.

[west path]

no you are like

grades ahead of me

[hollow garden]

Oh wait right

I forgot you are a couple of grades far

[west path]

im still in 8th grade cause of the 1 additional year in pre-school i had to do

i would be in 9th otherwise which is still behind you iirc

[hollow garden]

Rip

[frank latch]

because you are?

[west path]

that was. out of my control but im not complaining

[hollow garden]

I mean the lower grades are much more relaxed than high school

[west path]

youre older + have more life experience + you know french and i dont + you have agriculture on your side

[hollow garden]

So it's not like it's a bad thing

[west path]

agriculture makes you scale universes ahead of me.

[west path]

we have types of schools

[hollow garden]

Bow is the geek fr fr

[west path]

i have one more exam tomorrow

[hollow garden]

Damn

[west path]

However

important thing i have to state

its for english

therefore

easy pass

[hollow garden]

Goodluck

[west path]

i got 98% on the practice exam 🤧

[hollow garden]

Don't worry about it

[hollow garden]

real

You have it in the bag

[west path]

yea

math scared me though

it had too much geometry

and i can no longer do math for the foreseeable duration of..

2 weeks maybe?

[hollow garden]

Geometry is lowkey better than Algebra

[west path]

Aw hell naw!

its worse.

[hollow garden]

Did you do well?

[west path]

on every non-geometry question yes

the geometry questions though?

i am FRIED

@rose cape can you lobotomize me so i can understand geometry

i dont get it

[hollow garden]

Eh you probably did well don't worry

[west path]

im legally unemployed

i cant work

[hollow garden]

True

[west path]

actually im not unemployed

im illegible for work

illeligible*

oopsies

[hollow garden]

Anyways is this exam important anyways?

[west path]

@frank latch how do you pronounce this

[hollow garden]

Or is it just to pass your grade

[west path]

ill-eligible or illegi-ble

god thats a tongue twister

[west path]

yep

its for. determing what school i get into

you get 1-40 points depending on how well you do the exam

the total you can get is 120

[frank latch]

ilegible

[west path]

and theres some

other points

like from grades

and having a 4.75 GPA (out of 6)

[hollow garden]

Oh

[west path]

alongside volunteering

though idgaf cause farming points is only really important for getting into a liceum (which my ass is NOT getting into)

im going for a technikum school which is mid-range

🥱

mid-range as in

midrange of education

[rose cape]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZ6sz7-6Sok

geometry + lobotomy

[west path]

its basically specialized blue collar work or some lower tier white collar work

[hollow garden]

Are these liceums important?

[west path]

wow.

[west path]

theyre for higher education

though they are WORTHLESS

its just to get into college

think of them as american colleges but turned into high school

they dont teach you anything worthwhile but they look good on your resume

[elder arch]

https://tenor.com/view/geometry-dash-normal-extreme-gif-18339312626038571762

[west path]

though most employers here prefer skill and company loyalty

[hollow garden]

Ah

This sounds difficult

[hollow garden]

Venus hii

[elder arch]

my mind is melting. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAARHGHGGHGHGHG

[hollow garden]

I will save u

[elder arch]

RRRRAAAAAAWWWWWGHHHH

[west path]

thank you

[elder arch]

okay what

[frank latch]

me dumb + I'm a social shut in + I don't really know French + Agriscience was fr just a credit

[west path]

i feel my mind melting

[west path]

@wraith quarry ego boost him

[wild mason]

Why is this one the 3rd person to mention kissin g Venus

[west path]

theyre satanic tbh

[hollow garden]

Your the goat bow fr

[vital latch]

Back

[west path]

especially cause european education is harder than american education

(but less tedious)

[hollow garden]

Don't belittle yourself like that

[rose cape]

.wkt

[vital latch]

What's popping game room?

[frank latch]

Venus is just that kissable

[west path]

i would take american school over european school any day of the week