🎲game-room

[mental marsh]

btw can i add 1 more thing

he has double pistols

like this

[frank latch]

@mental marsh @hollow garden @burnt wren @rose cape @vital latch
You 5 have been through basic training, have been taught how to fire, load and aim a musket as well as basic military actions for 4 weeks since you volunteered to the 1st Regional Scout Unit.

With the sole dedicated task of navigating your way across enemy territory to deliver information and papers to Nurdean allies.

You've been given 20 rations each, a sleeping bag; and either a 1298 Polden Musket, or a flintlock pistol.

You're currently 26 miles (42 Kilometers) from the Faril border.

[mental marsh]

are we all men?

[wild mason]

Once again shilling the lottery since I can't sleep

[mental marsh]

btw do you get money from that

[frank latch]

yes

[wild mason]

I take a 5% tax

[vital latch]

Sorry I'm late! Let's see

[cunning niche]

You son of a Nurdean!

[mental marsh]

nice

[vital latch]

shit I gotta go again

[wild mason]

If you're interested tickets are only 1K 😁

[burnt wren]

Damn

Let's get started

[mental marsh]

nah aint competeing with the addicated people spending 400k

[frank latch]

you may take any route to the border

[prime compass]

What is this

Bow rpg?!

[frank latch]

✅

[mental marsh]

he finnaly hosts 🙏

[wild mason]

💔💔

[frank latch]

does he know?

[prime compass]

What is it
.about

[frank latch]

guh

[prime compass]

He hosted a couple days ago

[mental marsh]

dam

[frank latch]

@prime compass READ ALL INFORMATION

[mental marsh]

if i make a action do i have to wait for the others to make one

[frank latch]

Mmm

Idk

For now

[mental marsh]

bc i cant just go by myself

[frank latch]

it doesn't matter

but
you guys do have to agree on group decisions

[mental marsh]

alright so can we start at night time

bc its easier

[frank latch]

@mental marsh @burnt wren @vital latch @hollow garden @rose cape whenever you're ready

[frank latch]

?

[prime compass]

Hi my name is Jon I am very good at fighting, however I have Anger issues and could lash out at the slightest provocation

[frank latch]

you guys just gotta get to the border

[prime compass]

I seek Glory

I seek Fame

[mental marsh]

ah ok

[frank latch]

Ah

a barbarian

[prime compass]

Real

[mental marsh]

@frank latch how many bullets do i have

[frank latch]

full name...

age

[frank latch]

30 cartridges to each person

[prime compass]

Jon Johnny i am 24 years old

[mental marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/jon-jones-ufc-bones-jon-bones-jones-dance-gif-27651539

[vital latch]

you can start without me, if you're still hosting round 12:25 ill show up to real activity though

[steep merlin]

Above time (12:25 PDT) in your local time · May 13, 2025, 7:25 PM

[vital latch]

(sorry, class is doing stuff)

[frank latch]

wdym around 12:25

it's 14:51

[prime compass]

True

[mental marsh]

califo*nia time

[mental marsh]

in 2 hours

[burnt wren]

Fuck yee

[mental marsh]

@frank latch before we reach the border can we get some horses

[vital latch]

my timezone I'm in california #🎲game-room message

theres a timestamp there

30ish miniutes

[frank latch]

I see

[frank latch]

You do not have access to horses

but

you're gonna pass lots of farmland on your way

@prime compass
Jon Romadi
Age: (24)
Male
A hot-headed rural farm boy raised in lower-class Nurdea. Grew up orphaned without parents or siblings. Likes to pick fights and make trouble where he can. Volunteered for the 1st Regional Scouting Unit for the army.

[mental marsh]

by the time we pass it will it be night or smth

[prime compass]

Where are WE

[prime compass]

We can steal

[mental marsh]

bro def lives in frankfurt 🙏

cant beat the allegations

[frank latch]

@prime compass

[mental marsh]

nah

what if he has a gun

[prime compass]

Start making our way to the border!

[prime compass]

We also have guns

Also who would shoot at a soldier?

[prime compass]

No

Stop

[mental marsh]

then we would literly br hunted

[mental marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/stop-funnyanimal-cat-kitten-cute-gif-1816846181050494705

[prime compass]

We have the military!

Itll be fine

[mental marsh]

milltray being 5 dudes

[prime compass]

yes

[mental marsh]

and limited ammunition

[prime compass]

We will manage

[frank latch]

do you take one of 2 major roads
or
a path through rural farmland across a series of back-roads

[frank latch]

6*

[prime compass]

The path through rural farmland would most likely take longer, but be safer

[frank latch]

@hollow garden @rose cape hogs

[prime compass]

Yes?

[mental marsh]

wouldt the major roads have many guards

[frank latch]

@burnt wren

[frank latch]

it would take longer

[west path]

jon jonathan the 4th of House France

trust

[frank latch]

probably

[prime compass]

Lets just go through the farmland

We can Camp

[west path]

@prime compass you should have named yourself david goggins

[mental marsh]

take the long route

[prime compass]

Jon Romadi 💔

[mental marsh]

or DC

[frank latch]

@burnt wren @rose cape @hollow garden play
or I'll get Qevie to take control of one of your characters

[prime compass]

Jon Romadi will liberate the scum

[mental marsh]

@frank latch can i be a captain since no one is here

so the game goes faster

[prime compass]

Make me captain, ujjwal

[frank latch]

you travel along a series of back-roads through rural farmland
passing pastures
corn fields
up to a small stream

[mental marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/say-that-again-say-that-say-that-agian-marvel-fantastic-gif-12441585058103544841

[frank latch]

not how this works

[west path]

nop

im joining.

[prime compass]

we should kill the others

[mental marsh]

no i meant like the action i just made

[prime compass]

Clean my face in the water and DRINK!

[mental marsh]

like i decided to take the long route

[mental marsh]

re fill water

and rest near the stream

[frank latch]

the others
especially Lestito (Cosmic) agrees

[mental marsh]

btw are we all white

[west path]

@frank latch

Jarosław Lechowski.

A schizophrenic man with PTSD from the battle of Kiersava. Has constant delusions and wanders around in search of a 'mystical' amulet that will give him extensive power to push back the Pordali Federation. Has an exceptional tolerance to alcohol and basically has no limit on how much muscle fibers he uses, making his punches stupidly strong but prone to cause injury to him. (this is ESPECIALLY seen when he is drunk, as he has less control over what force he uses.)

[mental marsh]

or diverse

[west path]

appearance would be a relatively short man with brown hair wearing a (stolen) officers outfit

[mental marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/fight-club-gif-232248345825342653

[frank latch]

@hollow garden @rose cape @burnt wren Either play
or I'm replacing one of you with Qevie

[prime compass]

Let the qevie play

[west path]

he ignores me

[frank latch]

there's no magic btw

[prime compass]

Host bias

Rise up against bow!!!

[west path]

why do you think its 'mystical'

[prime compass]

@frank latch
Is it night yet

[west path]

not mystical

[frank latch]

(game roomers when someone takes longer than 2 seconds to respond:)

[frank latch]

yes

Lestito and Dr. Shayan agree to make camp for the night

[prime compass]

Set up camp, cook some food and go to sleep!

[frank latch]

(you're halfway to the border)

[prime compass]

Amimimir

[frank latch]

you can either eat your rations

or

hunt

but
you're losing daylight fast

[prime compass]

What animals are in the area

[frank latch]

and
thus time to go hunting

[west path]

me me

i can hunt

Jarosław to the rescue

[frank latch]

likely deer or rabbit

[prime compass]

Ill go with you qevie

[west path]

I can hunt... for beer.

[prime compass]

Lets hunt deer

[west path]

nope

[prime compass]

Not now!

[west path]

not deer

beer

[prime compass]

Yes

Stop

You are a dirty drunk

The Republic is not going to tolerate such behavior от такого несчастного человека 💢 if you continue to disrespect us we will execute you 🤫 প্রজাতন্ত্র দীর্ঘজীবী হোক this is geraldia ہیلو جیرالڈ

[burnt wren]

I'm here

Dude

Let me eat

[prime compass]

@frank latch
Lure out deer with Bait and shoot the animal in the head!

[frank latch]

I've replaced Amaz

[burnt wren]

I'm in the middle of my fuxking dinner

[mental marsh]

eurovision rn 🔥

[west path]

if you dont let Jarosław into the rpg im not playing

hog

[frank latch]

you never said anything

and the rpg was meant to be hosted now
not later

[mental marsh]

@frank latch brb i need to pray

[prime compass]

surely we can find a middle ground

[burnt wren]

I said that before
You did not care to pay attention

[frank latch]

you have no bait

[burnt wren]

Now where are we,m

I was fucking eating

[prime compass]

then just...find deer, Whistle for it and shoot it in the head

[mental marsh]

@prime compass i distract it

[prime compass]

Going hunting

[mental marsh]

you shoot it

[prime compass]

Do

[frank latch]

@mental marsh @prime compass neither of you find anything to hunt

[burnt wren]

I
WAS
FUCKING
EATING

[frank latch]

bro

calm down

[mental marsh]

search for berrys

also

does anyone know what fruit to eat

[prime compass]

apel

[mental marsh]

@frank latch btw horrible timing

[burnt wren]

How can i be when I literally told you I'm in the middle of my dinner and you didn't even see
Plus you replaced me

[frank latch]

you successfully find some red unidentified berries
and some oranges from a nearby grove.

[prime compass]

ooh

[frank latch]

no I didn't??

dude

I did not replace you

calm down

please

I replaced Amaz

[frank latch]

but these are not enough for a full meal

[burnt wren]

Oh
I thought you replaced amaz with me
My bad

[frank latch]

you need to eat rations

[burnt wren]

I'm doing it (irl)

[prime compass]

Go to sleep and eat the rations in the morning

[frank latch]

@west path

you better be alive

or I'm killing you

[burnt wren]

Give his stuff to me

[frank latch]

2 oranges have been added to inventory

as well as a bag of berries

[burnt wren]

Where exactly am I?

[frank latch]

you guys are halfway to the Faril border

encamped near a stream

for the night

[burnt wren]

Is there a river near by?

[frank latch]

no big river

just a stream

@prime compass @mental marsh @burnt wren y'all sleep through the night

[burnt wren]

Gn gang

[frank latch]

with plenty of energy

the next morning
you guys can choose to eat and pack up; then continue
or
just pack up and continue

[prime compass]

Eat!

[frank latch]

what do you eat

[mental marsh]

Back

I was praying

[prime compass]

The oranges and some of my rations

[burnt wren]

Eat 1 ration

[mental marsh]

@frank latch hunt fish

Use my rural history

[prime compass]

@frank latch
Cry because I have no parents

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

belemin_

:game_die: You rolled 3

[mental marsh]

Ha

Orphan

[prime compass]

I will kill you

[frank latch]

You successfully catch 2 small fish from the stream

enough to eat
but
not a lot

[mental marsh]

Cook them

[mental marsh]

Use that and abit of my rations

[frank latch]

this take additional time and forces the group to waste daylight

[elder arch]

can i play

[prime compass]

@frank latch
Scout ahead

[west path]

I RISE

It is my itme

[prime compass]

Omg

[mental marsh]

Mf isn't it night

[prime compass]

Qevei

[west path]

@frank latch My quest: find beer.

It is VITAL

[prime compass]

We sleep

[elder arch]

@frank latch hello BOW. i must play.

[prime compass]

Qevie we can drink later

[elder arch]

how do i begin

[frank latch]

@mental marsh

[mental marsh]

We should all do this

[west path]

PLEASE

[mental marsh]

Mb didt see that

[west path]

i'm down for polish vodka

[prime compass]

@elder arch

[frank latch]

you're gonna have to take someone else's character

cus

it'll save time

[mental marsh]

Nah rakija

[frank latch]

and

[prime compass]

Lets go into a homestead and drink

[west path]

i would use that to spice up my vodka

[elder arch]

alright.. what’s my options

do i have a choice orr

[west path]

how many superpowers do i get from mixing rakija and polish vodka

and then drinking them

[mental marsh]

Depression

[frank latch]

@elder arch you don't really have any other option than Jared
cus
Cosmic says he'll rejoin in about 5 minutes

[west path]

hell yea

lets find some

[mental marsh]

We should just go to a tavern

[frank latch]

y'all ain't ever gonna get to the border 💔

[mental marsh]

We're soilders right?

[burnt wren]

Dude

We need a tavern right now

[west path]

isn't belemin Jared

[elder arch]

perfect. thank you.

[prime compass]

@frank latch
Scout ahead while the others waste time..

[mental marsh]

Maybe the border was the friends we made along the way

[prime compass]

No I am Jon

[frank latch]

✅

[covert thorn]

balls

[prime compass]

GUYS we need to get to the border

[vital latch]

Bout back

[covert thorn]

TRASH CHANNEL

[vital latch]

Situation?

[mental marsh]

Estonias eurovision song is so ass

[frank latch]

heading to the Faril border

after encamping near a stream for the night

[vital latch]

I continue going towards the border

[frank latch]

you can either choose to follow Belemin to scout ahead
or
follow Qevie and the others to waste time trying to find alcohol

[vital latch]

follow belemin I'm too young to drink

[mental marsh]

@frank latch go with belemin

[prime compass]

In the end qevie will reach the border

[burnt wren]

How much do we have till we reach the border?

[frank latch]

this is technically bypass btw

[mental marsh]

Your a child?

[west path]

@frank latch counsel with my hallucinations to find where the nearest bottle of beer is

[frank latch]

(you're not)

[covert thorn]

yo thats numero four of dudes telling me that 😁

[frank latch]

18 is the legal age

[burnt wren]

Real

[prime compass]

Dont do that!

[prime compass]

Sad

[vital latch]

follow qevie

[frank latch]

unreal

[mental marsh]

@frank latch nvm

[prime compass]

💔

broder what

[west path]

We will find beer, cosmic!

[prime compass]

Am I going out all alone

[mental marsh]

Countiue finding rakija with qeive

[west path]

i foresee it

[mental marsh]

And beer

[prime compass]

Oh my goodness

[frank latch]

@mental marsh @vital latch @burnt wren @elder arch @west path
You all follow a road AWAY from the border in order to search for a tavern

[prime compass]

@elder arch COME SCOUT AHEAD WITH ME

[west path]

we'll get lucky enough to cross the border whilst on our adventure

[west path]

Man what the FUCK

thats not what my. hallcuinations said

[mental marsh]

The border is the friends we made along the way

[prime compass]

Ac.tion

[west path]

@frank latch go TOWARDS the border because ALL the good alcohol is near the border.

[elder arch]

great idea! we’re an amazing team

[frank latch]

@prime compass you in the meantime hear gunfire in the distance

[mental marsh]

Fr

[frank latch]

✅

[prime compass]

gulp
Try to get a closer look

[elder arch]

this is truly.. an rpg of all time..

[prime compass]

GUYS DONT LEAVE ME TO DIE

[west path]

I love alcohol

😋

[frank latch]

after realizing you guys probably made a mistake
you guys turn around to rejoin Jon

[vital latch]

I feel like getting super drunk

[mental marsh]

@prime compass just re united with us were going near the border

Oh

[prime compass]

i heard gunshots

[west path]

There is... shooting?

[mental marsh]

We reunited

[west path]

I can't let this slide.

[prime compass]

Yes

[prime compass]

@west path 😱😱

[west path]

Not when i'm trying to find my fucking beer.

[burnt wren]

I need some alcohol so yee
Go and find me a tavern

[mental marsh]

Omg gunfire

[frank latch]

you hear gunfire and shouting from a couple fields over, across a stream and over a berm.

[mental marsh]

@frank latch kill @proud junco

[proud junco]

what a notification

[prime compass]

Whats a berm!

[prime compass]

Gam!

[frank latch]

like a levee

[west path]

Whip out my Polden musket and prepare to take aim

[frank latch]

that's what she said

[west path]

These soldiers will fall for impeding me on my quest to find alcohol insha'allah.

[mental marsh]

What's a berm tho

[prime compass]

Can I understand what they is shouting

[west path]

actually

wrong saying

[prime compass]

Hru

[mental marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/haram-gif-26607190

[frank latch]

no
there is just shouting

[prime compass]

Sneak towards the Sound of the gunshots

[vital latch]

@frank latch Attempt to deduct what the shooting is

[west path]

can i follow this

[mental marsh]

Same

[prime compass]

Im gonna die

BoW just dmed me

Yep im dying

[wild mason]

What's up

[mental marsh]

We all are with you

Dw

[prime compass]

Blumi!

[elder arch]

rpg

[prime compass]

Bow rpg

[west path]

@frank latch follow belemin 😱

There is civilization across the stream

the ghosts tell me

[mental marsh]

@frank latch follow belemin

[prime compass]

Let bow actoin

[burnt wren]

You talk to ghosts?

Fake...

[west path]

what?

no

[prime compass]

He hears them

[west path]

i have schizophrenia

[mental marsh]

No he's schizo

[west path]

the ghosts that talk to me are the three legendary kings

[rose cape]

sorry i had to eat diner

[prime compass]

i am anger

[west path]

Lech, Czech and Rus

[burnt wren]

Even worse

[mental marsh]

Schizo premium

[west path]

never listen to Rus btw

[frank latch]

@vital latch @west path @elder arch @burnt wren @mental marsh
All of you reunite with Jon on the side of a road

Jon (Belemin) runs up towards the edge of the berm that overlooks the field where the gunfire, shouting and cannon fire is coming from.
To see a battle between Faril and Nurthean armies.

Just then, 2 Faril scouts; in uniform, stumble over the berm a couple feet from where you stand.

[prime compass]

SHOOT AT THEM SHOOT AT THEM!!!!

KILL THEM

[west path]

what languages do i know

[mental marsh]

Are we with or against feril

[elder arch]

@frank latch figure out where i am according to the compass contraption and the map while everyone else is too busy attempting to ”coordinate” themselves extremely poorly

[frank latch]

Nurthean

[prime compass]

Nurthe

[west path]

do i get another language for being polish

[burnt wren]

Bro wtf

[west path]

im like the polish legions in france

[burnt wren]

We're literally in a active war zone

[rose cape]

@frank latch whats happening rn 🙏

[west path]

if you are saying no im going to find and kill you.

[frank latch]

you are unable to do this due to the current events

[mental marsh]

@frank latch raise weapons

[frank latch]

you pull your musket and fire towards the scouts

missing

[burnt wren]

Dude shoot at them
Idk fix bayonet

[mental marsh]

Ask for there surrender

[west path]

shout to them in Nurthean

[burnt wren]

😂😂😂😂

[west path]

also do i know rural nurthean or urban/aristocratic nurthean

[prime compass]

Run at them with murderous intent and beat them up!

[mental marsh]

Guys why tf are we killing them

[west path]

you're all psychopaths

[vital latch]

Hang on

[mental marsh]

Just capture them

[frank latch]

you fire into one of the scouts, who immediately falls to the ground dead.

[west path]

this is why i need a second language

[vital latch]

We need to talk to them

[west path]

so i dont need to SPEAK the same one as you PSYCHOS

[burnt wren]

@frank latch take out a knife and charge to them
Aim for chest

[elder arch]

true

[frank latch]

you fire into the second scout as he attempts to flee

who falls into a ditch

[prime compass]

Wait

[west path]

@frank latch Please. separate me from the horde by giving me another language

[mental marsh]

Raise not shoot 😭

[vital latch]

"STOP! THEY CAN LEAD US TO OUR DESTINATION!"

[burnt wren]

YEEEEEEE

[mental marsh]

Meant threaten

[frank latch]

yea no
both scouts are dead

[prime compass]

Run after him and start questioning him

[burnt wren]

First blood

[prime compass]

Oh

[west path]

I will be the team diplomat despite being extremely schizo and mentally unstable

[prime compass]

@frank latch
Loot their bodies

[mental marsh]

Yall so dumb 🙏

[west path]

these guys are worse than that

[vital latch]

are we like

[burnt wren]

Loot

[vital latch]

currently desserting

[burnt wren]

Loot them fr

[mental marsh]

@frank latch loot the other

[rose cape]

YOU ARE THE DEVIL

[vital latch]

I thought we were desserting

[prime compass]

Nope

[prime compass]

No?

[vital latch]

would it not make more sense to ally with our enemy

[west path]

we have an army objective

[prime compass]

no?

[west path]

cross the border

[vital latch]

ohhh

[mental marsh]

The enemy is dead

So

[frank latch]

you find a map, compass, spy glass, 1 musket and a pistol on the two scouts

[vital latch]

to steal alcohol right

?

[west path]

@frank latch If i... complete my task... will i get beer from the nurthean government?

[west path]

yea obviously

[prime compass]

I will buy you one

[vital latch]

I support

[prime compass]

Just look at the beer qevie

[burnt wren]

@frank latch loot the one I killed

[mental marsh]

If the musket is better take it and take the bullets if not
Take the pistol and everything eles

[prime compass]

I literally did the loot action first!

[west path]

grab the pistol

[frank latch]

@mental marsh @west path @burnt wren @elder arch @vital latch @prime compass
As you loot the bodies
A entire Farillian regiment runs onto the road you're on
catching both groups by surprise.

[mental marsh]

It's my pistol

[prime compass]

gulp

[elder arch]

why are we being attacked what is going on

[frank latch]

may be cooked

[mental marsh]

Do we look like civilians?

[burnt wren]

PLUH

[prime compass]

Do we SHOOT or RETREAT?

[elder arch]

we CANNOT have two seconds of peace bro

[frank latch]

more like militia

[rose cape]

@frank latch can you replace klez with me

[elder arch]

also this is probably our fault since gunshots produce noise

[prime compass]

Retreat to higher ground while shooting at them

[west path]

btw

[west path]

Point towards the psychos who shot them and explain that they are the murderers

[mental marsh]

Can we act like farlin militia

[frank latch]

sure

[prime compass]

We followed the sound of gunshots

[west path]

"I, my friends, would not fall that low. I do not engage in hostility with those whom do not deserve it, I carry myself with more respect than that. I advise you seal away these barbarians for good."

[frank latch]

you were looting Faril scouts

[rose cape]

[mental marsh]

Act like we were burying them

[prime compass]

@frank latch
"He is mentally ill! Do not listen to him! All he wants is beer."

[rose cape]

@frank latch when you get a chance add me naturally and u can ping

[frank latch]

no wait

Venus is klez's character

no more room 💔

[rose cape]

holy evil

[elder arch]

@frank latch hide behind a bush or some kind of thick forestry

i am not engaging with them

[rose cape]

im executing you

[frank latch]

this just doesn't work

[mental marsh]

Is there any way to make us look good

[prime compass]

HELPPP USSSS

Pause actions btw

[mental marsh]

Alright run

[west path]

"No! The three great kings of legend are guiding me in this journey! You must believe me!"

[elder arch]

WE ARE SCREWED

[west path]

@frank latch you didnt respond in 5 seconds, pal.

[prime compass]

"If you follow my lead, I'll buy you beer."

[mental marsh]

Mormonisim :

[west path]

"That isn't vodka."

[frank latch]

@mental marsh @elder arch @west path @burnt wren @vital latch @prime compass Multiple of the Faril soldiers kneel and take aim at your group
as you begin to flee across the berm you came over onto the road
As 2 soldiers fire towards your direction (missing)

[burnt wren]

You fucking basterd

[prime compass]

"I'll buy you vodka AND beer"

[frank latch]

I'm considering killing you

[mental marsh]

Fire while running away

[burnt wren]

Run zig zag

[west path]

"Halt your offensive! We wish to tell you of what transpired to these men!"

[prime compass]

Shoot at them while running away
Run to the nurthean forces

[mental marsh]

We're dead 🙏

[prime compass]

"Be quiet, hog."

[frank latch]

They fire at you
1 missing
another 2 hitting their mark
one in your shoulder
and another in your gut

you collapse to the ground and begin bleeding out

[elder arch]

just keep running and covering my ears because i can’t do anything else @frank latch

[prime compass]

NOOOOOO

"YOU GODDAMN ANIMALS!"

[west path]

apply my extra cloth to the wound

[elder arch]

and alpha is dead.. rip

[west path]

Now i REALLY need beer

[prime compass]

Attempt to RESCUE qevie
@elder arch @mental marsh Cover me pls

[frank latch]

Qevie lies in the middle of the road abaondoned

[mental marsh]

Cover belemin

[west path]

@prime compass take me away

[prime compass]

Buddy im being shot at

[west path]

i will never betray you again

[prime compass]

I will try

[prime compass]

(Lie)

[west path]

yea but youre david goggins

[prime compass]

I am Jon Jones

[west path]

still the goat

now come and save me

[mental marsh]

@prime compass carry qevive

[prime compass]

Cover me

[frank latch]

@elder arch @burnt wren @vital latch @mental marsh as you run, a Nurthean cavalry unit flanks your rear towards the road in order to engage the Farils
(the cavalry has arrived. Literally)

[mental marsh]

I am

[frank latch]

you're already too far away

[prime compass]

RUN TO SAVE QEVIE!!!

[west path]

"Men! If I do not make it, then you shall find beer in my stead!"

[rose cape]

so does this mean… 😈

[mental marsh]

Shoot from a distace

[burnt wren]

HELL YEAAAAAAH

[prime compass]

See how bow forgot to ping me?

[frank latch]

your musket is unloaded

[elder arch]

i think we survived

[frank latch]

sowwy

[west path]

notice how BoW is biasing this

[prime compass]

BoW pls

[mental marsh]

Bro wants him to die so badly

[prime compass]

@frank latch

[mental marsh]

Fr

[burnt wren]

@frank latch aim at those bastetd and kill them with musket

[frank latch]

✅

[west path]

he has a grudge against me for being the greatest beer-seeker of the group

[frank latch]

you successfully drop one Faril

[west path]

I will find Rakija in the afterlife if i pass on

[prime compass]

CHARGE!!!

[west path]

and i will bring it down onto the earth so you may tast eit

[burnt wren]

HELL YEAAAAH

[rose cape]

tbf you stood in front of a firing squad

[mental marsh]

Dw I'll find vodka for you

[burnt wren]

-2 frail

[west path]

amen

[prime compass]

True

[burnt wren]

Guys we should run

[west path]

i would have survived if BoW made me polish btw

[burnt wren]

Like actually run

[prime compass]

@west path if you die I will loot you

🥹

[burnt wren]

We can't stay here

[prime compass]

You get back to camp

[vital latch]

Hang on

[prime compass]

Ill meet you there

[burnt wren]

@frank latch shoot another one

[prime compass]

Hopefully

[vital latch]

Grabbing lunch

[rose cape]

isnt this a war crime

[west path]

@vital latch save me

[frank latch]

@mental marsh @prime compass @elder arch @rose cape @prime compass As the cavalry catch 8 Farils as they storm the road. Forcing the regiment to flee.
As they do, Jon runs towards Jaroslaw

[west path]

they want to KILL ME

[prime compass]

Qevie is BLEEDING OUT

[frank latch]

unloaded

[rose cape]

bow pinged me

[burnt wren]

I hope you guys know what yall doing

[rose cape]

what does this mean

[mental marsh]

Running is hard in femboy clothes so prob not

[frank latch]

evil

[west path]

@frank latch apply the cloth to the wound,,

[burnt wren]

FUXKING LOAD THE GUN

[west path]

so i dont bleed tf out

[prime compass]

"JAROSLAW!!!!! YOU MENTALLY ILL FOOL!"

[west path]

i mean the gut wound btw

[west path]

"Lech told me to do this!"

[prime compass]

@frank latch
Apply cloth to qevies gut wound and give him some whiskey

[frank latch]

@prime compass you apply pressure to Qevie's gut.

[west path]

YES

[mental marsh]

Load musket and run to the fallen dude

[west path]

I AM REJUVENATED

[prime compass]

"To numb the pain"

[frank latch]

you have none

[prime compass]

Any alcohol..?

[west path]

NOOO

[elder arch]

its so difficult to decipher wtf is going on

[west path]

IF I DO NOT HAVE ALCOHOL I WILL DIEEEE

[frank latch]

John has brandy

[west path]

WHAT

[prime compass]

Get back to Camp and Pack up

[west path]

@prime compass give me that

[frank latch]

fr

[west path]

GIVE ME THE WHOLE BOTTLE

[frank latch]

I have no idea what's happening

[prime compass]

This is too fine for a dog like Jaroslaw

[mental marsh]

@burnt wren didt even share 😭

[west path]

no

[prime compass]

@frank latch
Give him the Brandy.

[rose cape]

arent you thehost

[west path]

give me the entire bottle

RIGHT NOW

[burnt wren]

@frank latch load and shoot at another frail

[frank latch]

shh

[prime compass]

You.hog

[prime compass]

Go back to camp

[burnt wren]

Yes I didn't 🗿🗿🗿

[frank latch]

You miss

as the Faril begin to run out of range of your gun

[west path]

@frank latch drink the whole bottle of brandy and rise up like Jesus did when he resurrected

[burnt wren]

Go back to camp

[frank latch]

✅

[west path]

"Now we run, Jon!"

[prime compass]

@frank latch
Carry qevie and begin walking back to camp

[frank latch]

y'all packed up "camp"

[frank latch]

you cannot run

[valid grove]

Have you seen the latest video from MBM?

[west path]

@frank latch Run to cover

[prime compass]

"Run? You?"

[burnt wren]

Bruh

[mental marsh]

Carry him ig

[west path]

liar liar pants on fire

[frank latch]

what camp 😭

[west path]

i can use ALL of my muscle fibers

i have no brain limiter

[mental marsh]

Set up camp then

[prime compass]

Just regroup with the others

[burnt wren]

Load
Get in range
And fire

[prime compass]

No?

We must get MOVING

[west path]

@frank latch run using all of my muscle fibers

the brandy will numb the pain

[frank latch]

@mental marsh @west path Y'all carry Qevie over the berm to safety out of the open with the help of your muskets.

[mental marsh]

Yk it's prob late now

[west path]

amen

[prime compass]

nope

[west path]

I live

[prime compass]

Notice how BoW forgot to ping the one who saved qevie?

[mental marsh]

@prime compass @west path now we rest

[burnt wren]

@mental marsh
@west path
@prime compass
I have an idea
Let's load our guns
Get in range and shoot

[prime compass]

No

[mental marsh]

For like 1 min

[prime compass]

We move

[prime compass]

No?

[frank latch]

as Qevie continues to bleed
@burnt wren Jaroslaw screams for Dr. Shayan

[mental marsh]

Dude revive can't move

[prime compass]

Spare our bullets

[west path]

"I... am bleeding." "Though... the lecture on 'self preservation' from Lech is quite nice..."

[prime compass]

Then we tend to his wounds

[mental marsh]

Do it solo fr

[west path]

@burnt wren save meeee

[prime compass]

"SHAYAN WHERE ARE YOU"

[mental marsh]

Ok let's rest and do that

[burnt wren]

Go there
Take out first aid kit and start taking care of the wound
After that drag him out of there

[prime compass]

"I GOT A MAN BLEEDING OUT HERE!"

[elder arch]

@frank latch start writing on the back of my map about how everyone else in my group are complete lunatics

[burnt wren]

MEDIC

[prime compass]

"GODDAMN IT SHAYAN"

[west path]

@frank latch is this lecture a canon hallucination of mine

[burnt wren]

MEDIIIIIIC

[frank latch]

(you're schizophrenic btw)

[burnt wren]

Oh I'm the medic

[mental marsh]

Lmao

[frank latch]

I think so

[burnt wren]

@frank latch

[west path]

"I will live, friends!"

[elder arch]

i might also be a lunatic but everyone else is more of a lunatic

[mental marsh]

@frank latch am I schizo

[prime compass]

"Here's hopin"

[west path]

"And I got alcohol in my system too! What a boon!"

[frank latch]

you apply medical gauze and brandy to Qevie's wounds
to both stop the bleeding
and ease the pain

[west path]

BRANDY

@burnt wren Give me the whole bottle.

[frank latch]

which is mildly successful

[prime compass]

LETS START MOVING FRIENDS!

I will carry Qevie

@frank latch
Carry qevie and start moving to the fields to..LOOT

[west path]

if Jarosław dies im making a serious character

[prime compass]

Oh boy

[rose cape]

if jaroslaw dies im replacing you

[frank latch]

@prime compass @mental marsh @elder arch @burnt wren @vital latch @west path
As you guys tend to Jaroslaw's wounds
a Nurthean infantry regiment makes their pursuit down the road

[prime compass]

"Halt! Brothers!"

[frank latch]

A surgeon offers to help take care of Qevie

[prime compass]

Accept

[mental marsh]

We're with them right?

[prime compass]

Yes

[west path]

wait

its the nurtheans

our friends!

[prime compass]

Indeed

[burnt wren]

I take him with me and go with doctor

[prime compass]

OUR people

[mental marsh]

Alright can we unite with them for abit

[frank latch]

@west path Another surgeon is able to help apply bandages across your waist and shoulder.

[west path]

"Our comrades are here!"

[prime compass]

"You were about to sell us out"

"For..vodka"

[west path]

does this cure my schizophrenia and render me mentally functional

[frank latch]

yes

[west path]

dang

[prime compass]

Go to the infantry regiment and ask if they know where the BORDER is

[west path]

"Nope."

[mental marsh]

@west path @prime compass @burnt wren were uniting with the unit

[prime compass]

"You are breaking my heart."

[prime compass]

lame but ok

[mental marsh]

We have 2 fucking maps

[elder arch]

@frank latch try to do this again since now we’re not being actively attacked

[west path]

"Also I'll have you know that vodka is some of the best alcohol you can get in the world. It's not something a common peasant has access to."

[prime compass]

Do we have a cartographer

A navigator

[frank latch]

One of the soldiers discloses that they have been able to repel and reroute the Faril battalion

[prime compass]

A

[mental marsh]

Dude

It's over

[burnt wren]

Great

[mental marsh]

We're not fighting

[frank latch]

👍

[prime compass]

Ask him where the border is

[mental marsh]

Dude we have maps

[frank latch]

this is successful
and you're able to chart a route towards the border

[prime compass]

Can you read the maps!

[elder arch]

erm actually, we’re not at the border yet, so the rpg isn’t over. for now.

[west path]

Can I congratulate them and tell them that Czech blesses them

[frank latch]

he says, "The border? Why?"

[vital latch]

BACK

[mental marsh]

I meant the fighting is over

[elder arch]

oh

[mental marsh]

You died

[prime compass]

"It is our job, comrade."

[vital latch]

@frank latch this real?

[mental marsh]

No

[prime compass]

Nope

[elder arch]

@frank latch show belemin the map since he’s pretty confused

[frank latch]

"Are you guys some sort of scout group?"

[west path]

BOW!!! LET ME TALK!!

[frank latch]

no

[elder arch]

like just shove it in his face

[mental marsh]

6 schizos

[frank latch]

you can talk

[vital latch]

No we're some kind of suicide squad

[prime compass]

"Kind of. Now would you mind telling us where the border is?"

[west path]

prophets*

[frank latch]

"Due north... maybe 15 miles?"
As he gestures towards the north

[mental marsh]

That's not far

[west path]

nurthean 💔

its nurdean btw

nurthe is the nation in bowistan

[frank latch]

you're right

[prime compass]

"15 miles...manageable. Well, Good luck."

Carry qevie and start moving NORTH

[elder arch]

WHAT THE HELL IS A MILE!!!!

[burnt wren]

YES WE ARE

[frank latch]

holy
I can't come up with original names

[prime compass]

True

[burnt wren]

Let me take care of his a*s

[mental marsh]

10 feet

[mental marsh]

Uxair mw

[prime compass]

Hm

[elder arch]

that does NOT help

[prime compass]

Mabye

[west path]

"Saboteurs, as a matter of fact. We intend to slowly but surely dismantle their logistics routes."

[prime compass]

1 mile is like 1.6 kilometers!

[frank latch]

You fasion a makeshift cott out of tent tarp and a wooden staff Jaroslaw had on him

[west path]

MY STAFF

tell me my amulet is safe

[burnt wren]

I'm the doctor
If something happens I'll be able to respond quick enough

[frank latch]

you still have your amulet

[west path]

@frank latch put on my amulet to "accelerate" the healing

[mental marsh]

Yo twins I have one

[prime compass]

"Youre a fat pig, you know that. Damn heavy Bastard."

[prime compass]

Lets begin moving

[burnt wren]

@frank latch check quives wound

[west path]

"If I wasn't here, you wouldn't even dream of knowing about vodka. Be glad."

[prime compass]

"If I wasn't here you would most likely be dead, pal"

"Let's get to the border"

@frank latch
Night?

[west path]

"If YOU weren't here then those men wouldn't turn hostile!"

[mental marsh]

@frank latch can't we get like horses from the unit

[rose cape]

@wild mason why?

[mental marsh]

Anything

[prime compass]

"How is it my fault?!"

[west path]

"Matter of fact, i'd be DRINKING right now."

[wild mason]

A*s

[prime compass]

"In hell, yeah"

[burnt wren]

Erm sorry but I'm the one who kept him alive

[west path]

"Lech, Czech AND Rus told me that its your fault."

[prime compass]

Mabye

[frank latch]

no

[west path]

"That is blatant evidence."

[frank latch]

they cannot spare any

[burnt wren]

Ass?

[rose cape]

A*sinine

[prime compass]

"It's always my fault" crying cat gif

[frank latch]

the wound seems clean
and the bleeding has stopped

[prime compass]

@frank latch is it NIGHT

[frank latch]

no

[mental marsh]

Listen to rus

[west path]

never listen to Rus

[prime compass]

How far are we from the border

[frank latch]

smart

[burnt wren]

Change the bandage and clean the wound
I can't take any risk of infection

[prime compass]

15 miles

[mental marsh]

Start moving

[west path]

he mumbles about "self preservation" and "Staying alive" and "medicine" and "being cautious"

[prime compass]

How are our rations?

[west path]

He is irrational

[frank latch]

you're about to undo a bunch of progress

[prime compass]

"Rus is trustable"

[west path]

risk it

i have the black death survivor immune system

[mental marsh]

Rus isn't real 🥀

[west path]

LIAR

[frank latch]

@elder arch Shimis tells you, "This bunch is a lost cause. We would be better on our own."

[elder arch]

who is that

[frank latch]

your cat

[west path]

VENUS IS ANTI SCHIZO

WE MUST STRIKE HIM DOWN

[elder arch]

oh

[burnt wren]

Bruh

[west path]

@prime compass HELP ME KILL VENUS

[prime compass]

Tru

[frank latch]

you believe you can talk to and understand animals

[burnt wren]

Then nvm

[prime compass]

I will kill you if you try

[frank latch]

(you're schizophrenic)

[mental marsh]

Qevies schizo voice

[west path]

he doesn't have schizophrenia bro

[prime compass]

"Come on people!"

[mental marsh]

Who isn't schizo

[prime compass]

@west path @west path is he?

[west path]

hes a FREAK

[frank latch]

I don't believe anybody

[west path]

he doesn't talk to his voices

he DESPISES THEM

rather than EMBRACE THEM

like all good schizos

[mental marsh]

What am I schizo to

[elder arch]

true! i will go in the complete opposite direction and then back towards the border

[prime compass]

@frank latch how are our rations!

[prime compass]

"Where are you going!"

[frank latch]

"No. Leave the rest behind"

[prime compass]

KILL HIS CAT

[frank latch]

"the fastest route is the best route"

[mental marsh]

Isn't he not real

[frank latch]

you don't understand the cat

[prime compass]

Look at..ping

[frank latch]

18 remain

[mental marsh]

Eat @hollow garden rations

[west path]

can i devour one of mine

[burnt wren]

@frank latch eat 1 ration and drink some water

[west path]

so i can

heal faster

[elder arch]

then i will follow what the cat says because cats are very cool and trustable

[prime compass]

Am me hungry

[frank latch]

sure

[prime compass]

"Where are you going"

[frank latch]

ok

[west path]

@frank latch Am i capable of walking

[mental marsh]

@frank latch shoot and kill the cat

[prime compass]

Bro

[elder arch]

BRO WHAT

[prime compass]

What the fuck!

[prime compass]

"Put that gun down!"

[west path]

Nah.

let me square up with him

[mental marsh]

Crazy

[prime compass]

Let me

[west path]

@prime compass put me in coach.

PUT ME IN

[frank latch]

no

[frank latch]

no

[prime compass]

Be quiet

[frank latch]

not on your own at least

[prime compass]

Keep carrying qevie then

[west path]

i will beat pablo without my legs

[frank latch]

and you're still in incredible pain

[mental marsh]

@frank latch can we do a ufc style match @west path vs the cat

[west path]

the alcohol in my system:

[prime compass]

@west path
"Hey drunk, how are you feeling"

[frank latch]

you don't

[frank latch]

no

[mental marsh]

Yes

[frank latch]

no

[mental marsh]

Commie

[frank latch]

Albanian

[west path]

"The scorching remains of an entire realm rest upon my soul. I hear the screams of the fallen. I hear stories that should have never been told. I hear of beasts, that should have never existed."

[mental marsh]

American

[west path]

"No king could silence this... this screaming... this madness."

"LET ME FREE!!!"

@frank latch try to roll off the makeshift stretcher

[frank latch]

@elder arch you continue towards the border on your own with Mr. Shimis

[elder arch]

if this rpg had whatsapp 😂 😂 😂

We’re all going insane. help. help me. please.
my mind is melting asahaahahhaah

[prime compass]

"Is that good or not"

[burnt wren]

Pal stfu your too drunk
Go to bed

[frank latch]

you are successful
and in the process land on your shoulder
causing it to start bleeding again

[mental marsh]

I still don't know what type of schizo I am

[hollow garden]

@frank latch wake up from my sleep

[prime compass]

@frank latch
Punch him in the head

[hollow garden]

And follow the army trial

[west path]

"HELP ME!!! THESE ARE MADMEN!!!" Scream with all the air in my lungs

[burnt wren]

Go in tkae a nap you're too drunk yoy think you're Steven King

[prime compass]

"You goddamn fool!"

[frank latch]

you have been replaced 💔

[hollow garden]

W-w-what

[prime compass]

@frank latch
Lash out at him and kick him in the head

[frank latch]

wth is happening

[rose cape]

he did this to me aswell

[prime compass]

@hollow garden KLEZ I NEED YOU

[west path]

"HELP!!!!!!!!" I scream louder

[mental marsh]

@frank latch start yapping

[frank latch]

y'all not making it to the border

[burnt wren]

Can yon cover quives mouth with something fr?

[prime compass]

Kick qevie in the head

[west path]

im gon motherfucking die

[mental marsh]

What about shoot

[rose cape]

@frank latch just put the fries in the bag and make it just klez and i in the rpg

[west path]

Belemin is gonna kill me

I KNEW

[prime compass]

YOUR fault

[west path]

I KNEW IT

[frank latch]

@west path Jon kicks you in the head

[west path]

HE WAS OUT TO GET ME THIS WHOLE TIME

[burnt wren]

Hey

Don't hit my patient

[prime compass]

"Now don't try anything dumb"
@burnt wren tend to his shoulder

[west path]

continue screaming for help

[west path]

@elder arch SAVE ME

[prime compass]

"Be quiet or I will kick you again"

[west path]

SAVE ME

THESE ARE MADMEN

THEY'RE PSYCHOPATHS

LUNATICS

[stoic chasm]

#🌟royal-tavern message GROUP 39 last of today

[mental marsh]

@frank latch go in a forest and kill myself

[rose cape]

yeah the border is a pipe dream atp

[frank latch]

"A few scrapes and bruises from travel. Gunshot to shoulder and gut. Bleeding stopped. A laceration on the back of head."
(Qevie's health)

[burnt wren]

God fucking damn it
@frank latch tend to his wound and take a look at his head

[prime compass]

@frank latch kick qevie until he is unconscious 💔

[west path]

can i take my musket

[hollow garden]

We should build a wall

[west path]

and shoot myself in the head

[prime compass]

Qev

[hollow garden]

And we will make the empire pay for it

[rose cape]

true!

[frank latch]

unreal

[elder arch]

we are all doomed. except for me. because i abandoned all of you

[frank latch]

no
you're unable to use your musket

[west path]

AHGHFDGHFGH

IM TWEAKINGGGG

[rose cape]

insane

[mental marsh]

Drink all of my alcohol first btw

[west path]

@elder arch Please.

Save me.

[frank latch]

you have none

[prime compass]

"Stay still dammit!"

[mental marsh]

Use drugs