🎲game-room

[west path]

LET MEEE PLAYYYY BOWISTAAAAAANNN

[fallen cipher]

@frank latch @frank latch @frank latch @frank latch @frank latch @frank latch

@frank latch @frank latch

Bow

Bow

Bow

@frank latch Builder of worlds

[prime compass]

@frank latch BOWISTAN

[frank latch]

I broke chat

[prime compass]

You have not taken the time for your only rpg Player.

I feel offended.

I am suing you.

[frank latch]

I was actually about to ask you

if you wanted to do rpg right now

[prime compass]

Shor

[frank latch]

Bowistan players trying not to spoil stuff

[prime compass]

So.update me on the manor.

[frank latch]

yes

[prime compass]

How have those New hands helped

[frank latch]

the manor has seen 2 more successful harvests

[prime compass]

How many Woodpeckers have crossed through the manor?

[frank latch]

the new hands have been helping around the manor and have increased productivity

[prime compass]

The manor is thriving

[frank latch]

umm

woodpeckers?

[prime compass]

Its

Nothing

Dw

[prime compass]

May I ask, how old are they

And are the female or male

[frank latch]

you've hired 14 new hands
8 females
from 17 - 31
and 6 males
16 - 24

[cunning niche]

@frank latch

[frank latch]

probably

[cunning niche]

W

W

W

Triple Double U!

[prime compass]

I see
What are the main problems as of now

[frank latch]

I mean
as of now
not many problems

some equipment broke over the 2 years
and
4 serfs died of disease

[wraith quarry]

@west path i hopped on funny plane game

now

[cunning niche]

@prime compass do you want some loans?

[wraith quarry]

@prime compass can i buy 2 women

[prime compass]

You will make me poor

[frank latch]

you're probably not aware of Belemin's existence

[prime compass]

If you Provide me with New equipment

[frank latch]

you would need to establish a large presence in Rizia first

[wraith quarry]

sure

[cunning niche]

He visited my country

And i toured him

And met him?

[frank latch]

did he?

[prime compass]

And also...give me 3 serfs

[frank latch]

I forget where Belemin went

[cunning niche]

Yes bro

[prime compass]

I was in guarda

[wraith quarry]

sure

[cunning niche]

I even gave him drugs

[wraith quarry]

ill send u some slaves

[prime compass]

@frank latch LOOK at this journey map!

[west path]

does it run

[cunning niche]

Save harambe

Pls

Pls

[frank latch]

Harambe cannot be saved

for as long as humans live

their erradication is necessary
for the survival of others

[wraith quarry]

the menu does

lol

[cunning niche]

NO! NO! NOOOOOOOOO!

[west path]

Then we shall purge them all

[prime compass]

What disease is this

[west path]

@frank latch It is time for our Holy Jihad

[frank latch]

against... human kind?

[ripe owl]

Feel the power of Communism flow through you

[prime compass]

Real

@frank latch
Ask the King to allow my sick serfs to be Studied for their disease in the research facilities

[frank latch]

The King declines

[prime compass]

This will just decrease my productivity

And..make me have to pay more for New hands

[frank latch]

your serfs are not important to study
nor do they have priority

[frank latch]

womp womp

[prime compass]

Nö i mean the disease

[west path]

Yes

Our God deems it necessary

for life to floruish

[prime compass]

Anyway

[cunning niche]

@frank latch is rizia richia or pooria?

[west path]

We will kill everyone and then kill ourselves

[west path]

and... the game?

[frank latch]

"not important to study"

[prime compass]

POOR

[cunning niche]

Real or jokia?

[prime compass]

Man rizia sure is poot

Poor

[prime compass]

Realia

[cunning niche]

Okaia

[prime compass]

I hate rizia...

[cunning niche]

You live in theria thoia?

[prime compass]

Banania whar

[cunning niche]

Dont you live in rizia

Why do u hate

[prime compass]

The King is like neglect me

I funded rizian rebellion

Without me, no rizia

These ungrateful hogs

@frank latch hello, hog.
Provide the Adikan King with 2 of our most beautiful women
In exchange, I receive 4 serfs and New equipment

[heady marsh]

Muh muh muh muh muh

[cunning niche]

????

[prime compass]

!!!!

Fish wanted it

I tell you..them westeners

[frank latch]

The Adikan King agree reluctantly

[prime compass]

Them adikans..

[frank latch]

and you send 2 of your women on a boat never to be seen again

[prime compass]

Hope they dont get shöt by zcres

[cunning niche]

@frank latch did the rizian king agree to dms?

[prime compass]

What is this

Bananaiam

[cunning niche]

Deals

[prime compass]

Can i know

I am to be trusted, no?

I am only a baron

[cunning niche]

Banking

Dealsia

[prime compass]

No drugs?

Sad

[cunning niche]

Next time u visit i will give u

[prime compass]

I will proabaly never visit again

[cunning niche]

Why

Papasititanitarita!

[prime compass]

Im.OLD

[cunning niche]

You have child?

[prime compass]

I do not know.

@frank latch do I?

[cunning niche]

Bros been going to the taverns…

[prime compass]

I would never

I married

[cunning niche]

Mhmmm

[prime compass]

2nd marriage

[cunning niche]

Make a child quick!

[prime compass]

After my 1st one DIED

[cunning niche]

The lineage of beleminis

Cant die out

[prime compass]

But it will

Host bias

[spring bison]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-house-house-md-cursed-the-curse-cursed-images-gif-9514785705741002263

[cunning niche]

@prime compass be honest… u go to taverns before…

[prime compass]

only to drinks

[cunning niche]

Be more honest

[prime compass]

Fine

I snort guarda drug

[cunning niche]

And u hire yk?

[prime compass]

no

You are filthy

[cunning niche]

Im tryna find u an heir bud

Sorry for tryna help

[prime compass]

my parents id dieds

bow fault

My 1st wifes dieds pregnant

bow fault

[cunning niche]

What about second wife

[prime compass]

Uh

[west path]

what is banan scheming

[prime compass]

Yes marriead

[cunning niche]

No consummation of marriage?

Because medieval times

[prime compass]

Why so many question

[cunning niche]

U needed to consummate

For it to be valid

Therefore

You have a child

Congrats

[prime compass]

Ok broder

@frank latch hog. Do i have kid

[west path]

watch beleminius turn out to be infertile btw

[cunning niche]

His first wife was prgeenenmat

[west path]

damn

he will probably survive

[west path]

isnt that

a cultural thing

[prime compass]

But she DIED

[west path]

and not universal

[prime compass]

Because bow host biss

Bias

[cunning niche]

I think it os

[prime compass]

Im writes journal

Öf me journey

[cunning niche]

Okays

Gooders

Lucks

[burnt wren]

@low agate dude we found something cool

[prime compass]

kill aegis

[west path]

ok so does the game run buddy

@wraith quarry SAME DAY YOU GET IL-2 THE FUCKING DRAGON TAMING UPDATE DROPS

[frank latch]

no

[prime compass]

Can I have heir

Pls

You cant do this to me

[frank latch]

Your current wife

I don't remember her name

can't bear another child

[prime compass]

You are evil.

[frank latch]

after the trauma of losing her last one to the Aegisians

[prime compass]

Assure her the safety of her future children through my position as baron and connections to various kings!

The aegisians will pay

BoW you cant keep sabotaging me 💔💔

[west path]

he intentionally wants to get rid of you because he hates hosting for you btw

not kidding

@frank latch You shaitan

[prime compass]

Its ok

[frosty drum]

@west path @prime compass @frank latch hello

[prime compass]

Hi

[frank latch]

no

[prime compass]

I just want to have a heir for Beleminius 💔

[frank latch]

if that were true

I would have killed him a long time ago

not to say that it didn't cross my mind...

[prime compass]

#🎲game-room message

[prime compass]

I know

[frank latch]

It's an emotional decision

[prime compass]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

belemin_

:game_die: You rolled 8

[prime compass]

Oh my goodness

[west path]

Host bias man:

[prime compass]

RIGGED

[west path]

https://tenor.com/view/starman-superman-hero-starman-superman-gif-5670562936153558097

[frosty drum]

@prime compass are you worldboxian

[prime compass]

Assure her nothing bad will happen to her children
They can always go to Delaria or Jhang

[prime compass]

Yes

Well I am sordish

[frosty drum]

NO YOU ARENT

You don't have the tag

[prime compass]

You are right

I am a spy

[wraith quarry]

yes

quite fine

in fdact

[low agate]

What

[frank latch]

(Fish doesn't know how to fly)

[prime compass]

What does she decide, BoW.

[bold glade]

https://media.tenor.com/VS0ivkpxTjMAAAAM/tf2-spy.gif

[frank latch]

She is clear about her position to no longer bear a child

[prime compass]

You are an evil being

Off to the execution

[frank latch]

https://tenor.com/view/first-time-meme-first-time-the-ballad-of-buster-scruggs-gif-24656975

[prime compass]

Just give me one heir 💔

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

belemin_

:game_die: You rolled 6

[prime compass]

Rigged

[cunning niche]

@frank latch @prime compass belemin needs to surrogate

[prime compass]

Bananaia

It is over

The legacy of beleminius will end with himself

[hollow garden]

@prime compass

@frank latch why aren't you giving the prince an heir

[prime compass]

@prime compass

[hollow garden]

Varvenia will fall...

[prime compass]

Send it without ping

[hollow garden]

Grrr

[prime compass]

Its RIGGED

[prime compass]

Bl*d

[prime compass]

Why can i not copy

What

https://tenor.com/view/pibble-gmail-hotmail-puppy-baby-frenchie-gif-7041631546678840169

https://tenor.com/view/prude-losers-crying-cat-kitty-robin-gif-7338019993086530719

@hollow garden beleminius will DIE without an heir

[burnt wren]

Dms me right now

[burnt wren]

@hollow garden

[hollow garden]

@low agate you wanna join?

[hollow garden]

Your excellency the kingdom will survive

Even if your lineage does not

@burnt wren

What

[burnt wren]

Bro I think belem is losing it

[frank latch]

what prince?

[prime compass]

Hi pls heir

[hollow garden]

The prince of Varvenia

We joined a server mw and are creating a new nation

John is the king

Belemin Is the crown prince

Qevie is the Grand vizier

I'm the chancellor

[frank latch]

I see

[hollow garden]

What do you think our strategy should be bow

[spring bison]

stinky

[hollow garden]

YOUR stinky

[spring bison]

YOUR stinky

[frank latch]

take over the black nation

and start a war against the yellow nation you hare the island with

then take over the blue nation

[hollow garden]

The black nation is unclaimed land

[hollow garden]

Hmm

The yellow empire is pretty strong

[spring bison]

ofc bow is talking about imperialism

[hollow garden]

Real

@frank latch do you want to join Varvenia

[hollow garden]

We should probably target the blue nation first

[frank latch]

nah

[hollow garden]

Ah fair

[frank latch]

what else is the goal then?

[cunning niche]

@hollow garden what server ya habib galby

@frank latch i want us to instill values of working hard and studying hard so you can make money and teach children all throughout school about finances (to the best of our ability)

[hollow garden]

Sovereign lands

Want me to invite you?

[spring bison]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-house-house-md-cursed-the-curse-cursed-images-gif-9514785705741002263

thats just made up by bow and amaz btw

[wraith quarry]

i got my first real kill

all i had to do was picture that the enemy plane was terronien

[stoic chasm]

#🌟royal-tavern message GROUP 31 (kinda mid tbh)

[spring bison]

Iraq:

[hollow garden]

@bleak jolt @wild mason he is saying your country is mid

What's your response?

[hollow garden]

@coral verge @muted pollen

You too

[balmy epoch]

Ramady is Indian tho

[hollow garden]

He got martyred yesterday

By a Pakistani drone

May he rest in peace

🕊️

[balmy epoch]

finally

he was always begging me for money to spend on anime games and fortnite

[hollow garden]

Anime game is haram

Does he not know?

Astagfurallah

I'm very disappointed

[balmy epoch]

Fortnite is even more haram

[muted pollen]

very kind of him

[wraith quarry]

@hollow garden successfully escorted bombers to destroy terronien manufacturing 💪

shot down two piggies

[bleak jolt]

Croatia belongs to Serbia

[crisp tapir]

What?

[wild mason]

What

Who the hell

[west path]

the game runs for you??

how well

[wraith quarry]

fine

like completely fine

tbf i turned literally all of the settings to minimum

[west path]

yea but it runs

@wraith quarry https://store.steampowered.com/app/601150/Devil_May_Cry_5/ can you run this?

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Price

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98384

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[wraith quarry]

no

it costs money

[frank latch]

opp spotted

https://tenor.com/view/sniper-pubg-loading-sniper-reload-gif-4868344854109813711

[west path]

if you hypothetically had enough money.

or got the game for free

could you run it

[wraith quarry]

possibly

[spring bison]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ATBgR8F0Cg

[wraith quarry]

true

[prime compass]

Fishistan

We need to destroy the kolothism

[wraith quarry]

nah

[prime compass]

But

[wraith quarry]

we need to stop allania from destroying the west

[prime compass]

I do not care about this

Whole West vs east thing

Seems to be a couple fat greedy pigs bickering at the top

[wraith quarry]

true..

atp i just want it to end

allania can do whatever it wants in its sphere

just leave me and my allies alone

[balmy epoch]

the humble honey bee’s help :

[prime compass]

Just, threaten?

Who needs diplomacy when you can just go to war and use propaganda?

[wraith quarry]

you can always play

[wraith quarry]

true

[prime compass]

You must de-ice fish mw

[balmy epoch]

can i be a rich guy in your country

[prime compass]

Genocide and war must be common

Well not genocide

Thats..special

[prime compass]

You will be arrested btw

[balmy epoch]

i’m not gonna break any laws

[prime compass]

Orion is actually ran by a communist deep state

[rose cape]

@wraith quarry you stole my airpods

fuck you

[prime compass]

it was them kolothics

[balmy epoch]

dmc is peak

when is 6

[prime compass]

@wraith quarry
Where is Leicher

@balmy epoch why the fuck are people eating "raw chicken pesto" on my fyp

[wraith quarry]

to be deployed

[wraith quarry]

they were delicious btw

[wraith quarry]

uhh

[prime compass]

Where...

[wraith quarry]

why

[wraith quarry]

he said he is moving east

[prime compass]

He wants to enjoy the orion capitalist lifestyle

[balmy epoch]

i wanna uhhh

dms

[prime compass]

East..into Syrlstaria

[balmy epoch]

it’s so good

[prime compass]

broder you salmonella

Venti would not do that

@wraith quarry
Spread...NFP propaganda in underdeveloped regions promising them j*bs and regional development..

Just.vote NFP

[west path]

when dante stops being broke

(never)

[signal tulip]

They have another source income with the anime adaptation, so prolly never

[west path]

the anime adaptation is ass

[sullen pawn]

Invincible:

[sullen pawn]

hoping I win..

,bal

[haughty inlet]

bot_islazy

Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.

Cash:

18,711

Bank:

5,181,890

Total:

5,200,601

[sullen pawn]

,collect

[haughty inlet]

bot_islazy

Role income successfully collected!

1 - <@&684158846595629062> | 50,000 (cash)
2 - <@&1009870376618168410> | 18,000 (cash)

[wild mason]

2 wins in a row would be wild

[sullen pawn]

it would..

I’d be so wealthy

[wild mason]

How do you think I can help it grow to 10 million this week?

[frosty drum]

,collect

[haughty inlet]

skillerzthegamer

Role income successfully collected!

1 - <@&1009923421028765886> | 33,000 (cash)

[wild mason]

Bot commands in game room!

Kill him!

Anyways tickets are only 1K if you want to buy some!

[west path]

i lowk wanna buy 1 and see if i win

,collect

[haughty inlet]

qevie

Role income successfully collected!

1 - <@&1009923416989630527> | 36,000 (cash)

[frosty drum]

Is this real chat?

[west path]

cosmic said we can do give, bal, collect, dep and withdraw but nothing else here

[wild mason]

Finally a GOOD change to moderation??

[west path]

,give @wild mason 1000

[haughty inlet]

qevie

@sonic smelt has received your 1,000

[west path]

give me one ticket

i need to see if my 0.085% chance of winning pays off

@sullen pawn jsyk if i win ill give the winnings over to you

cause my ass does not gaf about them

[wild mason]

Any sale is appreciated!
All tickets help grow the pot for other possible winners.

[west path]

ok im buying 35 more tickets

,give @wild mason all

[haughty inlet]

qevie

@sonic smelt has received your 35,032

[sullen pawn]

thank you qevie..

[west path]

I love gambling

[sullen pawn]

how much had qevie put in

[west path]

36 tickets

[marsh lance]

The southeast

[west path]

times one thousand, pal

= 36k

[west path]

do they kill innocents

wait no thats the north

i HATE all northerners in bowistan

[sullen pawn]

,with 464000

[haughty inlet]

bot_islazy

Withdrew 464,000 from your bank!

[sullen pawn]

,pay @west path 464000

[haughty inlet]

bot_islazy

@west path has received your 464,000

[sullen pawn]

you know what to do.

[west path]

is this true?

I do

its my divine act

,give @wild mason all

[haughty inlet]

qevie

@sonic smelt has received your 464,000

[west path]

464 tickets please (adds up to 500)

[marsh lance]

in this universe the north is a semi-wasteland with only a few habitable areas having the climate of scandinavia due to the goddess of ice cursing them 😔 it is now a cash crop haven because this verse's equivalent of tobacco grows as a medicinal plant in summer, but if left to rot under cold ice it becomes intoxicating

lots of blood money and slavery up there

[sullen pawn]

I should start a crime organization

[marsh lance]

the north in pat lore is very backwater (similar to bowistan)

[west path]

we need to give them foreign aid

[sullen pawn]

Do they have oil?

[marsh lance]

dont worry they have extensive colonialism

[marsh lance]

🤫

[west path]

@marsh lance we will send you 1 cow as foreign aid

[marsh lance]

due to the cash crop

[sullen pawn]

the only support they will receive is death

[marsh lance]

and... huge iron reserves

[sullen pawn]

(I want it)

[sullen pawn]

massive iron reserves

massive

[west path]

ngl pat... i forgo what your nation was called in bowistan

[marsh lance]

see after the great freezing all resource extraction stopped for a while, so... the north is kinda loaded on everything

[marsh lance]

Vogalia

[west path]

the vogals are real!!!

[marsh lance]

remember that time in garlic mw where i was a cannibal nation

i need to do that again in a mw

[west path]

yea but i forgo garlic mw

[marsh lance]

@sullen pawn will you hoglerate (hog tolerate) this

[sullen pawn]

yea

[marsh lance]

peak

[sullen pawn]

*mid

Arkinia is peak

[marsh lance]

Kelon mw used to be so peak..

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/we're-independent-thinkers-roger-roger-b1-battle-droid-star-wars-separatists-gif-63547133892915330

[frosty drum]

@wild mason next Kelonian mw when

[wild mason]

maybe

[west path]

@wraith quarry how cancerous

[wraith quarry]

you're a rat

[frank latch]

@west path are you just gonna ignore this war btw?

[west path]

I mean

what am i meant to do

its not my problem eks dee

[west path]

whom did we side with in the arbitration btw

i will intervene against the unlawful ones

[ripe owl]

Can I join as a random rebel group

In any countru

Country

[frank latch]

I honestly don't remember

[west path]

when did this conflict happen

like

when was the prince trying to take the others territory originally

🤧

[hollow wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/raaa-scream-cat-angry-cat-gif-3592292592025331596

[frank latch]

I think maybe the southern nation

but

[west path]

i remembered

[west path]

they didn't enter arbitration

the northern one is the aggressor

[west path]

its to destroy campers + the game is absolutely amazing now

[frank latch]

basically
the conflict between these two states is...
long

since before their annexation into the previous empire

The Northern State has a claim over previously lost territory here
Which is what they've been after for a while.

Meanwhile
the Southern State has used their support from the Maizan/Old previous empire to expand north, which the other state sort of prevents

[ripe owl]

I guess thats a no

[west path]

also my god the peninsula map is so much smaller and better

[west path]

They are working against the law

i will not tolerate deviants 🤫

[frank latch]

@west path btw
They currently dispute these territories
because they were stolen from them during the formation of the Maizan Empire

[west path]

who gaf

they're getting crushed

[hollow wasp]

@frank latch all sheep are to be shaved into mohawks
The hair is dumped into the ocean

[west path]

@frank latch dee ems

[frank latch]

the sheep overthrow your government
slaughter all of the humans
and take full control over your lands

[hollow wasp]

Government in exile asks neighbours nicely to help (I have their families)

[frank latch]

nope

your government isn't in exile

it's in a grave

they're all dead

[hollow wasp]

Damn that was fast

[hollow wasp]

Summon caspar the ghost and tell him to cause shenanigans

[frank latch]

the sheep bought Caspar

he's now an agent for their government

[hollow wasp]

[hollow wasp]

Ok
Bring pigs into their country and wait for animal farm to happen

[frank latch]

you can't

you're dead
remember?

[frank latch]

perhaps

[hollow wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/monty-python-tisbutascratch-knight-funny-gif-9050905

https://tenor.com/view/monty-python-im-invincible-gif-3412315

[frank latch]

I see

the pigs overthrow the sheep

and establish a communist autocratic government

[hollow wasp]

My work is done

👋

[frank latch]

the pigs then start a glorious war against all of their neighbors, conquering and slaughtering every human indiscriminately and genociding anybody who doesn't support their regime

[heady marsh]

gta6 lore is alr circulating

people are saying that either jason or lucia is undercover

and I also found out that lucia came from liberty city with her mom

and her mom died somewhere along the line and lucia was busted doing stuff & arrested

I think its lucia from what I can tell

but its rockstar, so who knows

or what they couldve done is had them both trying to snitch each other out at the same time

[frank latch]

real

like the

"Undercover cops arrest undercover cops at drug deal" meme

[glad torrent]

well one of them is alive again

foreshadowing

[heady marsh]

They could have Lucia trying to snitch him out and gather evidence while at the same time hes onto her and starts trying to do the same to her

[balmy epoch]

oil John is a satan it’s good he’s gone

[heavy hornet]

is we getting UMW three soon

[pure plank]

@wild mason hello

lottery how?

[wild mason]

Average "alt"

[pure plank]

?

,balance

[haughty inlet]

kyle.edward

Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.

Cash:

610,570

Bank:

0

Total:

610,570

[pure plank]

can i buy 300 tickets?

[wild mason]

You are just a garlic alt tho

[pure plank]

@wild mason please

[pure plank]

yes?

300 tickets

please

@wild mason i pay and yes?

,pay @wild mason 200000

[haughty inlet]

kyle.edward

@sonic smelt has received your 200,000

[wild mason]

I am just going to keep the money then because I told you alts could not buy tickets

[pure plank]

I AM NOT AN ALT

ok

me and my frind @sullen pawn will start our OWN casino gamvliung operation youngb sheldon ahhh

[west path]

doesn't this also cover the ta

x

more money for the winner

[west path]

Garlic blumi literally knows that this is your account

[wraith owl]

Привіт

[hollow garden]

Can I buy tickets?

I will buy 500

[hollow garden]

Maybe

[wild mason]

Yes

[hollow garden]

It's in summer

[hollow garden]

How much does one ticket cost

[wild mason]

,bal @hollow garden

[haughty inlet]

kleznamish

Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.

Cash:

29,781

Bank:

0

Total:

29,781

[hollow garden]

They stole my money

The opps

[wild mason]

1000 CC
So you could only buy 29 rn

[hollow garden]

They redcued my collect from 70K to 27K

[wild mason]

How did this happen

[hollow garden]

I'm not sure but the rebirth collect got nerfed hard

It was 50K

Now it's 20K only

[wild mason]

Well ticket sales end on Friday so if you do want to buy some you can before then.

Do you still want any?

[hollow garden]

I will buy some

But I need to get some bag first

[hollow garden]

I will buy 29 tickets for now

[wild mason]

Alright

[hollow garden]

,give @wild mason 29,000

[haughty inlet]

kleznamish

@sonic smelt has received your 29,000

[hollow garden]

Apparently they increased rebirth collect to 60K

But it's 20K every 8 hours

Which is odd

[wild mason]

Huh okay
Well as said sales are open so if you do want to buy more feel free to

[rose cape]

NEITHER

[wild mason]

I think if one more person buys a large number, no one will have over a 10% chance

[wraith owl]

Привіт

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/rat-hi-chat-faucet-hello-chat-gif-26118316

[prime compass]

Snooter

[heady marsh]

Suo

[heady marsh]

Belelel

[prime compass]

Yes

Hi

[heady marsh]

Its back to work today man

[prime compass]

Sad

[heady marsh]

Monday morning is HERE

https://tenor.com/view/misfortune-tragedy-sponge-bob-why-gif-18089335

[prime compass]

Awful day

[ripe owl]

I love Monday

[prime compass]

Look at #1370245614784479242

The Communist terrorist organization is win ing

[west path]

its now better to stay super pumpkin wtf

[ripe owl]

Good

[prime compass]

I am BROKE

@west path how 2 create profit

[west path]

what

[ripe owl]

Its alr

[prime compass]

i am poor

Pls money

All I have is rice fields and

[hollow garden]

@prime compass work for Varvenia blud

Buy the housing qevie made

[prime compass]

When you host

[hollow garden]

Anchored in gold

[prime compass]

That is Rizia's motto

You leech

[ripe owl]

Dw

You're like China

[hollow garden]

John is the one who said it

[prime compass]

China is my fren

[ripe owl]

Start off shitty

[hollow garden]

Not me

[ripe owl]

And make your way uo

[prime compass]

I said it

[hollow garden]

Contana reference

[prime compass]

My people are STARVING

[hollow garden]

Oh

[prime compass]

And I am POOR

[hollow garden]

YOU blud

[prime compass]

Broke

0% money

[hollow garden]

I'm telling the suzerain devs

They are banning you from the server

[prime compass]

No?

[hollow garden]

For copyright infringement

[prime compass]

I am a proud sord.

[hollow garden]

I have connections with the suzerain devs blud

I'm like tusk

[prime compass]

Shouldnt they ban you for suzerai mw

[hollow garden]

Don't challenge me

[prime compass]

And I am Soll

With MoH

Haha you cant reach me

[hollow garden]

no

[prime compass]

How is the situation in wehlen

[hollow garden]

Kid named Repealing MoH and returning capital punishment :

[prime compass]

Like

The people

How are they

[hollow garden]

@ripe owl rokku

hii

[prime compass]

The MoH is fine

[hollow garden]

How are you

[prime compass]

See how you never ask me this?

Host bias

[wild mason]

@hollow garden What will you do with it if you win?

[prime compass]

Buy all the mices!

[hollow garden]

Because you are like my brother

There is no hellos between us nor goodbyes

[prime compass]

Look at my ping in #1370245614784479242

[hollow garden]

We will be for each other

Forever together

[hollow garden]

I would buy an infinity coin

[prime compass]

Democrats, Fascists, Communist, Capitalists and Soon Monarchists all in one alliance

[hollow garden]

And with the remaining money I would loan it someone else to get an infinity coin probably

[prime compass]

You are a loanshark.

[hollow garden]

no

It will be a very very generous loan

[prime compass]

I am Leon Malenyev!

[hollow garden]

It will be the best of loans

[prime compass]

Can i question

One small

Teeny tiny

Question

[hollow garden]

I will ask one first

[prime compass]

Ok

[hollow garden]

Do you have a gf belemid?

[prime compass]

No

[hollow garden]

Of course

I knew it

Blud

[prime compass]

You dont have one neither

Boy

[rose cape]

he is a discord “moderator”

[prime compass]

Now i question

[hollow garden]

Because I'm a homosexuel

[hollow garden]

Ask

[jagged niche]

You always question

[prime compass]

Let me ask 💔

[prime compass]

Real

[prime compass]

What does Leon Malenyev think of me

[hollow garden]

Leon Malynev is DEAD

He died shortly after you took power in Wehlen

[prime compass]

Well what did he think of me

Malenyev is a revolutionary

He is a bit based

[hollow garden]

He did sympathize with the Bludish struggle but he was concerned about you winning

And eroding CPS influence in Wehlen

[prime compass]

CSP*

[hollow garden]

So if he supported a side

[prime compass]

🤓

[hollow garden]

It would have been Smolak more so out of pragmatism

[prime compass]

But why

[prime compass]

Evil

Moving onto the next one..

@hollow garden what did my baby boy Iosef Lancea think of me!

[rose cape]

ya khawal

[ripe owl]

@prime compass dms

[prime compass]

oug

Ok

Malenyevist

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-whar-whar-what-cat-whar-cat-cat-whar-slow-blink-orange-cat-whar-slow-blink-gif-6291533950402242103

[hollow garden]

@balmy epoch what did you teach him

[hollow garden]

no I lied

[prime compass]

pls asnwer

[rose cape]

i learned it from you kleznam 🤫

[west path]

@wraith quarry HOLY

YOU CAN CONTROL THE DRAGON IF YOU KEEP IT HAPPY FOR LONG ENOUGH

[ripe owl]

You were always destined to be on my side

[prime compass]

We will see

First, stop invading rumburg and me!!!

[ripe owl]

Incorrect

First: Join my side in the war

Second: be happy

[wraith owl]

ні

[ripe owl]

Hello

[prime compass]

But rumburg

[ripe owl]

Ercan is dead

Stop obsessing over Rumburg

[prime compass]

Without rumburg i would probably be dead

Or in jail getting tortured by smolaks agents

[ripe owl]

Well Rumburg is dead now, it's been long past since he last helped you

[prime compass]

Fight against smolak:

Fight against the mafia:

Trade:

New technology:

Reliable:

Friendly:

Ercan:

[ripe owl]

You're protecting a dying nation

Whats the poiny

[prime compass]

The point is self dignity

[ripe owl]

Its gonna die unless Klezna does some magical stuff

But yeah

[prime compass]

I dont think he has to do any magical stuff

[wraith quarry]

The holy kolothist church

[wraith quarry]

very sexy

[prime compass]

We must burn

[stoic chasm]

#🌟royal-tavern message GROUP 33 FOTY RN

[prime compass]

@ripe owl pls no rumburg invade anymore pls

If we both want to get closer ties pls stop

https://tenor.com/view/prude-losers-crying-cat-kitty-robin-gif-7338019993086530719

Yes I am a dictator

[ripe owl]

Its the same thing over and over.

You say stop.
I say join me.
You demand shit.
I say no.

Its pointless

At this point

[prime compass]

My demands are fair!

Just stop invading rumburg

And pull out of the war

Sign a treaty with us

[ripe owl]

No

[prime compass]

And from there we can establish closer ties

[ripe owl]

Again what I just said

[prime compass]

Malenyev would have accepted btw

💯

[ripe owl]

He's dead

Idc what he would have said

[prime compass]

His legacy still lives on

[ripe owl]

Ok

[west path]

Do u know what this means.

You can use it to genocide your enemies

[wraith quarry]

my favorite thing

[west path]

Is being unemployed even unviable atp

the economy is so fucked that like

no reason to struggle

[wraith owl]

Привіт

[wraith quarry]

🤷‍♂️

i am gonna have to get a job soon

[elder arch]

is deepwoken fun or a descent into insanity disguised as a roblox game

[wraith quarry]

hopefully at a close-by grocery store

[rose forge]

both duh

gotta descend into insanity to have fun :3

[sullen pawn]

never play deep woken it’s Satan game

alll of satans disciples play it

[brisk pebble]

Ragebait goes harddd

[rose cape]

@potent sphinx reference

[frank latch]

weird

I've never played it

[west path]

nope

go to france

live in france

[wraith quarry]

worse than living in a fascist dystopia

[west path]

literally any european nation:

start learning norwegian, boy.

there is money to be made and welfare to be utilized

[wraith quarry]

shdhueturijahkdshj

there

i learned the language

[west path]

nop

u didnt

[wraith quarry]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1261025218940375141/1368671321772261396/LEGION_LEADER.gif

[west path]

did you know? cost of living

wait

doesnt florida not enforce any laws

just steal from the rich el o el

@wraith quarry steal from the rich and usurp them, hog

[potent sphinx]

Canonically both

!!!

Deepwoken has brought me so much happiness and sorrow and rage

[heady marsh]

Gamers good morning

[heady marsh]

Surravi

[heady marsh]

ALPHA!!!!!!!!

[heady marsh]

Sexy

[novel jay]

Wait, any time?

[wild mason]

What

[novel jay]

Thought I replied to Bow

.

[prime compass]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1261025218940375141/1368671321772261396/LEGION_LEADER.gif

[west path]

@frank latch declare war on the US mongols

[novel jay]

@frank latch Horrible quote

[wraith quarry]

i am now officially certified in associate agriculture.

[frank latch]

You don't grow 1 stalk of corn in an empty field

[frank latch]

yes..

[wraith owl]

Привіт

[wraith quarry]

comrade

[wraith owl]

?

[wraith quarry]

racism

[balmy epoch]

aren’t you a wagner mercenary

that’s a ukrainian

[wraith quarry]

no

im a foreign legion mercenary

[wraith owl]

Так

[stoic chasm]

#🌟royal-tavern message GROUP 34

[west path]

so are you evil now

[wraith quarry]

i have turned 3 baby cows into red mush

[prime compass]

They got what was comin

[west path]

this is.. moral?

why did you say this

[wraith quarry]

yes

[wraith owl]

ні

[sullen pawn]

😭

How does that happen

[wild mason]

I wonder how high it'll get

[wraith quarry]

i took an agriscience fundamentals class

and then took the certification exam

👽

[vital latch]

,roll 20 expand

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 18

[vital latch]

@wraith quarry does it work

[wraith quarry]

you are now invading eseron

[vital latch]

,roll 20 win

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 1

[vital latch]

does it work?

[wraith quarry]

no

[rose cape]

,roll 20 nuke terroe

[haughty inlet]

amazting

:game_die: You rolled 6

[rose cape]

,roll 20 reroll

[haughty inlet]

amazting

:game_die: You rolled 7

[rose cape]

,roll 20 reroll

[haughty inlet]

amazting

:game_die: You rolled 10

[wraith quarry]

"Our two people are intimately linked by History, the blood we shed and the passion for freedom we share, a passion symbolized by this Statue that was offered to the United States by France to honor your glorious Revolution. As the press secretary for this shameful Administration said: without your nation, France would have "spoken German." In my case, it goes further: I would simply not be here if hundreds of thousands of young Americans had not landed on our beaches in Normandy. Our gratitude to these heroes and their sacrifices is therefore eternal. But the America of these heroes fought against tyrants, it did not flatter them. It was the enemy of fascism, not the friend of Putin. It helped the resistance and didn't attack Zelensky. It celebrated science and didn't fire researchers for using banned words. It welcomed the persecuted and didn't target them. This America, faithful to the wonderful words inscribed on the Statue of Liberty, your America, is worth so much more than the betrayal of Ukraine and Europe, xenophobia, or obscurantism. We all in Europe love this nation to which we know we owe so much. It will rise again. You will rise again. We are counting on you. And it is precisely because I am petrified by Trumps betrayal that I said yesterday in a rally that we could symbolically take back the Statue of Liberty if your government despised everything it symbolizes in your eyes, ours, and those of the world."

this french politician COOKED

[frank latch]

,roll 20 body slam Amazria

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: You rolled 2

[frank latch]

,roll 20 nuke Amazria

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: You rolled 2

[frank latch]

,roll 20 genocide Oris

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: You rolled 11

[rose cape]

,roll 20 delete terroe

[haughty inlet]

amazting

:game_die: You rolled 12

[frank latch]

,roll 20 defend

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: You rolled 5

[frank latch]

my luck trying not to be terrible

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: You rolled 1

[frank latch]

,roll 20 give me better luck

rolls are reversed

,roll 20 nuke Amazria

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: You rolled 4

[frank latch]

peak

[prime compass]

,roll 20 exterminate the "lower beings"

[haughty inlet]

belemin_

:game_die: You rolled 2

[prime compass]

@wraith quarry does it work

[wraith quarry]

no

[frank latch]

,roll 20 exterminate the "lower beings"

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: You rolled 6

[prime compass]

it works

[prime compass]

rigged

[frank latch]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: You rolled 3

[frank latch]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: You rolled 4

[frank latch]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: You rolled 18

[frank latch]

FINALLY

,roll 20

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: You rolled 2

[frank latch]

:/

[prime compass]

let me try

,roll 20 kill all kolothics

[haughty inlet]

belemin_

:game_die: You rolled 7

[prime compass]

rigged

,roll 20 kill all terroes

[haughty inlet]

belemin_

:game_die: You rolled 2

[prime compass]

ah

but when

,roll 20 kill all oris

[haughty inlet]

belemin_

:game_die: You rolled 5

[prime compass]

ok...

[rose cape]

,roll 20 assassinate belemid

[haughty inlet]

amazting

:game_die: You rolled 15

[west path]

EVIL

[frank latch]

,roll 20 kill all fascists

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: You rolled 18

[frank latch]

@rose cape @prime compass

[rose cape]

good thing im not a fascist

,roll 20 kill all liberals

[haughty inlet]

amazting

:game_die: You rolled 1

[rose cape]

[frank latch]

top ten lies

[steep merlin]

was it a lie?
:8ball: As I see it, yes

[rose cape]

[west path]

goodbye, fascist

i have been deployed

[frank latch]

go get 'em

[hollow sky]

"Deploy the Evil Individual"

[vital latch]

[west path]

i am the one who kills

[finite hollow]

,roll 20 give me pickle

[haughty inlet]

datboi23.

:game_die: You rolled 6

[finite hollow]

FUCK

[frank latch]

,roll 20 give this man a pickle

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: You rolled 1

[frank latch]

cooked

[finite hollow]

😦

,roll 20 release mobile update today

[haughty inlet]

datboi23.

:game_die: You rolled 16

[finite hollow]

Ooh

[vital latch]

Day one of daily worldbox news

random player has rolled a 16 to release an update to mobile

will it work?

[finite hollow]

Probably not, but it's worth a shot

[frank latch]

,roll 20 Release mobile update today

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: You rolled 17

[frank latch]

you don't have much material

do you?

[vital latch]

Ehhh. I'll make it work

[frank latch]

@west path Ag certification tomorrow at 10:00
might not be able to host

[vital latch]

it'll be funnier if most of the time I just say "there is no news" anyways

[frank latch]

(it should only take an hour or an hour and a half)

[vital latch]

or just pull the biggest streches

[frank latch]

"All quiet on the western front"

[vital latch]

planning to have a high bar for community news but a low bar for sb and wb news

so hopefully they all show up about equally

[frank latch]

sb?

[vital latch]

speciesbox