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[prime compass]

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[heady marsh]

Belelelelele

[prime compass]

Hi hello

[heady marsh]

How are u today sir

[prime compass]

Im good wbu

[heady marsh]

Fine thx

At work

I thought Monday would suck but its actually alr

[prime compass]

I have no school today!

[heady marsh]

Bruh

Why not

[prime compass]

Because i have english MSA tommorow 😨

Uhm

[heady marsh]

Whats that

[prime compass]

Exam

Big big exam

10th grade exams

[heady marsh]

I see

Language arts huh

That was my least fav subject

[prime compass]

Yeah i wrote german MSA last week

[heady marsh]

2nd only to math

[prime compass]

I have math MSA next week

[heady marsh]

Why german

[heady marsh]

I feel bad for u

[prime compass]

Because i in germany

[heady marsh]

I hate math

[heady marsh]

Ahhh

[prime compass]

Me too

[heady marsh]

Cool

[prime compass]

Yeah

Aside from the fascists its nice

[heady marsh]

I thought Germany was super leftist

I thought that's how most of western eu is nowadays

But especially germany and France

[west path]

@silent smelt buy me biogenesis

[prime compass]

Uhm

[novel jay]

Have you never heard of the AfD?

[prime compass]

The 2nd biggest Party is far right

[west path]

WOAH

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Faschismus..

[west path]

A GAZILLION NEW MAMMAL PORTRAITS

[heady marsh]

I see

Interesting

[prime compass]

You will be sent to the loading screen

[heady marsh]

Theyre ACTUAL fascists?

[prime compass]

Yeah

[frank latch]

@hollow garden échecs?

[prime compass]

There is no good party

The left Party wants to disarm all police officers

[stoic chasm]

#🌟royal-tavern message

GROUP 5

[prime compass]

The right is..doing stuff The right wing does

[west path]

isnt this most european democracies

[prime compass]

The greedy pigs made a party

[west path]

99% of polish parties are right-wing fascists

[heady marsh]

Yea I heard European politics now are pretty bad

On both sides

[west path]

the other 0.5% is centrists that do nothing

[prime compass]

I love poland

[heady marsh]

Lol polish people are funny

[west path]

0.5% is leftists that will never get a footing

[prime compass]

In germany we have uh

Uhm

A wide ranging variety

None of them are good

[west path]

its time to start the communist revolution

[prime compass]

NOOOOO

[west path]

we will do the reverse of what russia did to us

We march to Moscow!

[prime compass]

Capitalist revolutions

The Nation must be led by an oligarch!

EVERYTHING has a price...

[west path]

capitalism enables fascism 🕊️

[prime compass]

Yes every message

[prime compass]

The Regime knows best!

[heady marsh]

Politics is just bad in general

Throughout history

Its just led to conflict

[prime compass]

Map war politics:

[heady marsh]

Nobody can ever agree on anything no matter what

[prime compass]

Game politics:

[heady marsh]

No matter how hard the society tries

[prime compass]

Kill bluds

[frank latch]

so peak

[heady marsh]

Try to reform them first

[frank latch]

Long Live Andrej Tamur

[heady marsh]

But if they murder anyone then yea give them death penalty

[prime compass]

Long live Rizia

[prime compass]

I love committing unspeakable war crimes in bowistan

Truly an experience

[west path]

biogenesis is making me drool

theres so much content in that dlc

[frank latch]

(says the most passive guy in the map war)

[west path]

i need it

however. my brokeness

[frank latch]

@west path should I give Beleminius more trauma?

[west path]

tramna

[prime compass]

I can now relax in my manor..right

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[frank latch]

sire

the zcres are here

[prime compass]

Yes, peasant?

[prime compass]

It seems

There is nothing we can do

[prime compass]

Beg to the WSP to help us

[frank latch]

The zcres ask you pledge fealty to them
as
they invade the rest of Rizia

[prime compass]

Glovurius Axa Rizia

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Flee from the manor

Into....the Pherdinian Caliphate

[heady marsh]

Wyd on ur off day

Studying?

[prime compass]

Yeah...

[frank latch]

Brzyknan puppeted Pherdonia...

[heady marsh]

Ah.

That makes sense

[prime compass]

Bribe my way through the Caliphate
WITH my journal

[prime compass]

I dont needs to do much for english

Im very good in english

[heady marsh]

Language arts sucks tho

And im surprised they're teaching that as a main thing in Germany

Are u close to the Netherlands border

I hear in Holland theyre the most fluent European country in English

[prime compass]

No!

[heady marsh]

Next to U.K.

[heady marsh]

Oh

[prime compass]

No

Poland

My classmates go to poland to buy cigarette

And alcohol

[heady marsh]

Lol

I see

Well thats not good

[prime compass]

True

[heady marsh]

Prob shouldn't drink or smoke if you're just in 10th grade

Or at all, really

[prime compass]

Yeah

Well

Not my problem

[heady marsh]

It is if ur doing it

[prime compass]

I am not!

@frank latch rebel in the caliphate and overthrow the king

[frank latch]

Brzykna intervenes

and you are killed in battle

[prime compass]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

belemin_

:game_die: You rolled 11

[prime compass]

No they do not

Because I Set up a naval blockade

[prime compass]

What Religion is in Rizia

We should...not follow the Zcres religion

[frank latch]

Local folk religions

[prime compass]

We should...have a state religion

[prime compass]

Which one is in my area!

We need...a state religion

[heady marsh]

Coffee makes my tummy hurt

[frank latch]

there really isn't one

[frank latch]

A belief referred to as "Shallak"

[prime compass]

And what defines this belief?

[frank latch]

The religion Shallak
Revolves around the belief of appeasing the God Asi
to be rewarded with comfort in the afterlife.

Appeasement which is usually perceived as contribution to the community or some other self-sacrifice.

There is also an apparent stress of tradition
respecting family, treating others respectfully

[prime compass]

We should...adopt this religion

[prime compass]

Invite priests who follow Asi to teach us about Shallak
Build a religious house in the name of Asi

[wraith quarry]

can't wait to invade these guys and then adapt the adikan religion to fit their beliefs

and use the religion to subjugate them

[frank latch]

this is in Rizia

[wraith quarry]

oh

nvm

[frank latch]

you do not have money for that

[prime compass]

@wraith quarry give me money

[frank latch]

most of the serfs working on the plantation already follow to this faith.

[wraith quarry]

@frank latch how are my finances

[frank latch]

meh

[wraith quarry]

sorry belemin

America Adika first

[frank latch]

There's a lot of funding being spent on infrastructure
and research

but, continuous trade and agricultural products are helping fund these projects.

[prime compass]

Perfect!
Then uhm hold religious meetings once a week where the workers can share knowledge about Shallak

[frank latch]

you aren't Shallak btw

[prime compass]

Can an old man not learn about Religions 😔

[frank latch]

can learn
but

why would you then preach something you don't follow

[prime compass]

Well what do I follow

[frank latch]

You were raised in Noltian faith

but
since then you're grown irreligious

[prime compass]

Yes because I have spent most of my life travelling

Peak

[prime compass]

Why not follow Shallak 🤔

To treat others with respect is very good

[frank latch]

never seemed important to you
and you don't connect with it's beliefs very well.

at least fully

[prime compass]

Ok beleminius will remain atheist

Block any z*re influence

[frank latch]

you could build a small wooden church/alter/temple

that would be a lot less expensive

[prime compass]

What if it burns

[prime compass]

Anyway build a SMALL WOODEN altar in name of Asi

[frank latch]

that's the neat part about wooden structures

they're easy to rebuild!

is this true?

[silent smelt]

what is that?

[west path]

he doesnt know,,

[silent smelt]

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lowkey looks shit i cant believe i have this in my steam library

[west path]

dont you have season 09 bought

🤫

[silent smelt]

i literally dont know what that is

i pay for the annual 600 euro subscription

[west path]

bro what

why

[west path]

also no this is probably the largest dlc to date

[silent smelt]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-awkward-gif-20874314

[west path]

you will be killed

[silent smelt]

you know how theres rubber pads below like keyboards or monitors to hold them in place?

i broke off mine and now i rely on dust buildup to hold the stuff in place

@waxen remnant ^

[stoic chasm]

GROUP 6 IS HERE

#🌟royal-tavern message

[west path]

average

[frank latch]

I feel like a large desk mat or towel/cloth even would work better than that

[prime compass]

We will see

Eventually the simple altar will turn into a grand cathedral

[hollow bobcat]

@west path @wraith quarry @rose cape @wild mason @frank latch I know you all love sabotaging and waging conflicts while announcing new controversial policies, but please revert this back.

[frank latch]

the propaganda machine is in full swing

holy

[hardy edge]

whos winning

[frank latch]

not America

[rose cape]

tariffs

[frank latch]

the Deepstate

[wraith quarry]

i like grapes

[hardy edge]

i like watermelon

[hollow bobcat]

Was Fish in charge of this.

[wraith quarry]

wwatermelon is also yummy

[frank latch]

do you have any lemonade though?

[frank latch]

yea

[hollow bobcat]

Is it bad that I also crunch on the white parts of the melon.

[frank latch]

I forgot to give him his pills

[lime owl]

im placing tarrifs on trumps orange skin

[wraith quarry]

no

[wraith quarry]

yes

[hardy edge]

whoa

[hollow bobcat]

Why.

[rose cape]

the US is still 70% of the global film industry btw

[frank latch]

nah
some people even eat the entire rind

[west path]

this is average

[frank latch]

and the reason why American films suck
is because of low competition

[wraith quarry]

that's for the compost

[west path]

im entering the market right neow

[hollow bobcat]

Why not 69%?

Generous.

[rose cape]

it is

[frank latch]

that would be nice

[rose cape]

i rounded up

[west path]

5 second short film about a rat rolling in mud

i will call it 'the hogling'

[frank latch]

starring Eye?

[rose cape]

69.5%

[west path]

yep

[frank latch]

🙏

honestly
Hollywood just needs to stop pushing this unwarranted woke agenda
properly pay their writers
stop rushing production
and give us some good, quality, ORIGINAL works

[hardy edge]

https://tenor.com/view/playing-in-the-mud-viralhog-muddy-fun-dog-in-the-mud-gif-23296581

[hollow bobcat]

Waiter! Waiter! More HollyWood Slops please.

[frank latch]

https://tenor.com/view/coming-right-up-hollywood-itll-be-quick-wait-a-moment-hold-on-gif-17690599

the "NETFLIX" is the icing on the cake

[hollow bobcat]

Why don't you donate your water to California.

[frank latch]

because Florida needs it too 💔

[hollow bobcat]

The fire is still there in its heart.

[frank latch]

it just rained for the first time in a month Saturday

[wraith quarry]

they dont deserve our water

[hollow bobcat]

Ask the Bomber Crocodiles.

[prime compass]

I love america

[frank latch]

(at least here. It's been raining in other parts of Florida. Just not here specifically)

[prime compass]

What if they made movies about map wars 🤔

The walstun wars

Uh

[frank latch]

would just be a fictional war movie

[prime compass]

Would it be peak

[hollow bobcat]

What about the massive wooden mansion, the wage would be low and the economy would fade away.

[frank latch]

eh

[prime compass]

6 years in silota

[frank latch]

depends on how it's done

[prime compass]

So ....no

[frank latch]

they would need to completely flesh out this entirely new world
to fully depict the idea of the geopolitics

[prime compass]

Death to the Zcres

[hollow bobcat]

It would be BuilderOfWorldz storytelling the entire movie (10 clips combined) with half of the screen filled with excels and a broken voice that would force the alligators to develop sentience to bomb his house.

Fish would be there moving with the beats of Assumptions made by Sam Gellaitry.

[frank latch]

real

although

swap out excels
with google docs

and spot on

[prime compass]

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[hollow bobcat]

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[prime compass]

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[stoic chasm]

GROUP 6 IS HERE

#🌟royal-tavern message

[west path]

when

when do you think that this will happen

[wraith quarry]

the 4th of neverary

[prime compass]

When fish hosts

[west path]

theres only 3 days in that month?

[vital latch]

waaluigi

[west path]

@wraith quarry happy 5th of may

[wraith quarry]

revenge of the fifth

[rose cape]

the woke mind virus 😨

[west path]

did you celebrate the fourth?

fourth of may

[prime compass]

This is not a war anymore

This is a genocide

[stoic chasm]

#🌟royal-tavern message GROUP 7 LAST ONE FOR TODAY

[wraith quarry]

i couldnt

[west path]

why not.

its star wars day

do you not have

star wars lego?

[wraith quarry]

i do but i have to get school done

ill celebrate next weekend

[hardy edge]

@west path I wish to build more schools in the capital

[west path]

your economy crashes because you can't fund all the faculty

[hardy edge]

fuck

borrow money from China and fund the schooling projects

[west path]

you enter into a debt spiral and go into a recession

how do you avoid default

[hardy edge]

borrow more money from russia to fund a grand military

[frank latch]

blame something on China

and use it as an excuse to stop paying

[west path]

this makes you go into default

you are now unable to borrow any money

[frank latch]

evil

[hardy edge]

@west path did this work

[west path]

this also depletes the value of your currency

[west path]

this furthers the debt spiral.

[mental marsh]

Dam

[hardy edge]

but do I have a grand military at least...

[frank latch]

@hardy edge tax the poor

[west path]

this is erm. more of a problem

[frank latch]

tax big corporations

and seize assets

[west path]

a capital strike occurs

[frank latch]

unlikely

[hardy edge]

create tariffs against ukriane and canada

[west path]

capital flight occurs

[frank latch]

order hits on the rich

[hardy edge]

and march the grand military across the plains of croatia

[frank latch]

nobody will care about the assassinations

they hate the rich too

[hardy edge]

looting and destroying villages as we go

[west path]

they've already left the country + these actions are sparking great international controversy

[west path]

this makes you go bankrupt

[mental marsh]

I legit can't tell if your talking about real life or a game

[west path]

as you are now unable to afford government contractors

[frank latch]

declare war on the rest of the world
and invade Gibraltar

[hardy edge]

this is bullshit

[west path]

You splinter into 50 states

You lose.

[hardy edge]

to be fair I havent lost yet

[mental marsh]

The Ugandan army would kill you

[frank latch]

nonsense

Declare them treasonous
and take control of their capitals

[frank latch]

😰

[west path]

no they just cost more money to acquire due to higher material costs

[mental marsh]

All 15 of them

[west path]

and you are using most of your debt to repay other debt

[hardy edge]

anyways march the grand army across croatia

[west path]

you lost pal

[hardy edge]

Pillage the cities and sell the valuable

[frank latch]

rigged

you rigged it

[west path]

what are you playing

[frank latch]

capital strikes are very unlikely to happen

[hardy edge]

modern warfare

oh

wait

[mental marsh]

What if I bomb belgrad

[hardy edge]

which country

[west path]

country

[hardy edge]

spain

[west path]

this will greatly determine the outcome

[mental marsh]

@west path what's even the topic

[hardy edge]

spain!!!

[west path]

you increased taxes by 30%

[mental marsh]

Is this like a mw your hosting

[west path]

bucko

[frank latch]

why would I have done that

5% is good enough to get me out of debt

[west path]

you get kicked from the EU

[frank latch]

and to declare war on China

[west path]

the 150% debt-to-gdp ratio in question:

[mental marsh]

@west path bomb belgrad for 50 days

And hit a radio station

[frank latch]

declare all debt illegal

problem solved

[west path]

also you manage to sack croatia

[frank latch]

anybody who wants their money back
"disappears"

[west path]

this doesn't get you out of debt though

it does however

give you a chance to make a new currency

as you just left the eurozone

[frank latch]

we'll just say they're Boeing whistleblowers

weirdly

[west path]

this also means youve entered into a depression

[frank latch]

they do it free of charge

[west path]

🥶

[hardy edge]

holy fuck

[mental marsh]

What if the government payed the taxes

[west path]

thats called defaulting lil bro

[hardy edge]

create the new currency, toastbucks

[frank latch]

nuh uh

all debt was cancelled

[west path]

what do you want to have the valuation be in comparison to USD

[mental marsh]

What if someone took out a loan of 5 billion just before you made it a rule

[frank latch]

all of OUR debt was cancelled

[hardy edge]

every 1 toastbuck is worth 1.75 us dollars

[west path]

you don't print enough to cover all your debt

it does cover your debt to the public though

[hardy edge]

which is mroe than enough

[west path]

paying that off would leave you with no cashmoney but the debt-to-gdp ratio would go down to 88%

[mental marsh]

@hardy edge Just print more money

[frank latch]

and now groceries cost 5200 dollars

[west path]

and you will likely. be unable

to

pay off anything

[west path]

don't tell him

also that likely won't happen

it won't just magically enter circulation

[frank latch]

...

[west path]

yea. public investors

who use bonds

[hardy edge]

Since Croatia is sacked, take over the government and imprison the political officials for ransom

[west path]

why would they not reinvest

[frank latch]

probably cus they're smart

[west path]

The EU is threatening war

[mental marsh]

What fucking game is this

And who tf are you

[frank latch]

this is a Qevie mw

@west path spawn as Albania

[mental marsh]

@west path kill @frank latch

Publicly

[frank latch]

go communist
nationalize all of the industries

[west path]

if they were smart they wouldn't be spending money anyway

actually no

they would be,

Gulp

[frank latch]

and then spend a 50% of our GDP on our military

[hardy edge]

Establish government officials and assume control of croatia under spains control as a district

[frank latch]

and prepare to invade Kosovo and North Macedonia

[mental marsh]

What

[west path]

they declared war

[hardy edge]

the random remains

ransoms*

[mental marsh]

Yk kosovo would join

[west path]

they as in.

[mental marsh]

Peacefuly

[west path]

the eu

[frank latch]

doesn't matter

we'll give them no choice

[hardy edge]

well shit

[west path]

@frank latch you got assasinated for your poor political management

[hardy edge]

@west path what are the demands of the eu to prevent this war

[west path]

hand over croatia

[frank latch]

then political manage

[mental marsh]

Un kill him

[frank latch]

conduct a "purge" of political enemies and non-communists

[west path]

@hardy edge you're still not out of the depression btw

[hardy edge]

clear our debt with the countries and we'll release croatia back into control

[mental marsh]

He had good opinions

[frank latch]

only 1 party may rule

[mental marsh]

@west path can we unkill bow

Since he's ideas were good

[hardy edge]

i really dont even know I kinda did it as a joke but im all in now

[mental marsh]

I should really select a country

[hardy edge]

do it

im all about drastic actions and big plays

fun for everyone

[west path]

nop

hes dead

[mental marsh]

@frank latch rroft perandoria e Shqiperis 🇦🇱

[west path]

i need a europe mapo

hold on

[mental marsh]

Take control of Albania

[west path]

@alpine raft do you have a modern day europe map

i need it for this meme war

[mental marsh]

And make kosovo to join us @west path

[alpine raft]

Im crashing out atm

BECAUSE NO ONE EVER IS FUCKING HONEST

[frank latch]

@west path spawn as Italy

[alpine raft]

FUCKING NEVER

"IVE HAD COMPLAINTS ABOUT YOU"

FUCKING TELL ME

Fucking tell me what the problem is

[hardy edge]

whoa

[alpine raft]

Anyways i digress

[hardy edge]

whats going on

[alpine raft]

Nekcrop out

[hardy edge]

wait no

play with us

[west path]

halt this crashout

this is because most critters assume you alread yknow

[alpine raft]

What

[west path]

didnt get no europe map

its joever

[west path]

serbia protests

[alpine raft]

I hope putin launches a nuclear fart into warsaw

[west path]

this would mean war with them

[mental marsh]

Date the presidents daughter

[west path]

that dont work

[mental marsh]

Isn't there a protest

[west path]

what did i do

[mental marsh]

Let me roll for it

[frank latch]

why would you date someone?

just kidnap

[mental marsh]

Roll 20

[west path]

nop

[mental marsh]

Fuck I'm dumb

[frank latch]

amateur

,roll 20

[west path]

this works

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: You rolled 15

[west path]

hold on

[mental marsh]

@west path let me date the daughter

[west path]

nop

[mental marsh]

Bc she hates her father

And loves Albania

[mental marsh]

Bomb belgrad with the help of USA

Promise usa all the land

Of serbia

[west path]

map update

[west path]

nop

[west path]

they won't help you

this is during MAGA

[west path]

@hardy edge @mental marsh @frank latch wyd

[mental marsh]

Kiss toast

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

croai

:game_die: You rolled 3

[mental marsh]

Fuck

[west path]

i didnt see this

hold o

[mental marsh]

@frank latch wana invade serbia

Keep the Serbian part

[west path]

i need actions gang

why did all of you DIE when i got a map

@frank latch @hardy edge arise

[hardy edge]

@west path

[west path]

ok

[mental marsh]

@hardy edge

[hardy edge]

my b

[mental marsh]

Yo

[hardy edge]

I went to get coffee

[west path]

erm, the EU will only clear your debt with EU member states

[mental marsh]

Help me invade serbia @hardy edge

[hardy edge]

is russia not a part of that

[west path]

youll still have around 60% Debt-to-GDP

[mental marsh]

Free land

[west path]

which is healthhy

[west path]

nop

[hardy edge]

cant rn Im dealing with DEBT

[west path]

russia is non-eu

[hardy edge]

holy fuck

[mental marsh]

Wouldn't war fix dept

[west path]

this would bring you out of a depression though

[hardy edge]

what part of russia is then

Asia?

[west path]

albeit youll be in a recession

[mental marsh]

Bc you will win it

[west path]

the EU isn't involved with Russia at all

[hardy edge]

whatever clear the debt with the EU and they can have croatia back

[mental marsh]

Switch countries idk

[west path]

its part of BRICS but BRICS is a very loose agreement

[hardy edge]

this is true

[west path]

they agree

[hardy edge]

peace is made

[hardy edge]

who are we invading

[west path]

your economy is still volatile and investors aren't confident

you gotta do something about that cause you're still in a very precarious position

that could make you slip into an economic depression

[mental marsh]

Serbia

[frank latch]

okay

[west path]

a bit of background knowledge for you to work off though: spain has a very large amount of unemployed people which you could use to your advantage 😇

[frank latch]

Invade Slovenia

[hardy edge]

begin trade of valuable goods and resources to neighboring countries to not only garner some funds but to further gain trust of the investors

[mental marsh]

Wait

@frank latch

I got a better idea

[west path]

where is this BoW fella

[frank latch]

if you propose anything that benefits Albania

[west path]

here he is

[frank latch]

I will be invading you

[west path]

like on command

the critter appeals

[mental marsh]

What if we invade serb

Together

[frank latch]

hmm

[west path]

the EU is quite literally falling apart at the seams because of this

[frank latch]

your terms are
acceptable

[mental marsh]

You keep most of the land

[frank latch]

tbh
not my problem

[west path]

the EU does not support slovenia and it is occupied

[mental marsh]

Btw serbia isn't in EU

[frank latch]

ignores the markets crashing

[west path]

much to the dismay of the public

and investors

(your economy is tanking and there is a great deal of civil discontentment)

[frank latch]

treat the Slovenians very nicely
and invest into their infrastructure and institutions

[mental marsh]

@west path invade Montenegro

[frank latch]

(an run anti-femboy propaganda)

[west path]

they're too lazy to do anything and just surrender

[mental marsh]

Real

[frank latch]

they would be lazy to surrender

[hardy edge]

@west path invite portugal to join under spains leadership and become a district of spain

[west path]

they immediately decline

they are significantly less fucked than you & have guaranteed EU support

they don't wanna

[mental marsh]

@west path since 30% of Macedonia is Albanian (true fact) fund protests in the country

And invade it

[west path]

these protests don't work

[hardy edge]

send diplomatic envoys to annex portugal from the EU so they lose support

[west path]

Bulgaria sends troops to support them 😇

[prime compass]

@mental marsh nuke London

O

[mental marsh]

Split the country

[prime compass]

@west path NUKE london

[hardy edge]

belemin aint no way

[mental marsh]

With Bulgaria

I get west

[prime compass]

Whar

[mental marsh]

They get east

[frank latch]

I support this

too bad we don't have any nukes

[prime compass]

Me too

[hardy edge]

I kinda support this too

[prime compass]

We have...bomb

[mental marsh]

To bad we don't have nukes

[frank latch]

💡

@west path Develop nukes

[hardy edge]

poor alpha , getting thrown to host a quick mw

[frank latch]

yea
I gotta stop

I need French and US Gov to be done today

[west path]

frontline established

[hardy edge]

@west path

[mental marsh]

Btw that little island is also ours you forgot about it

[west path]

they decline the offer

[mental marsh]

How

[west path]

let me double check

[mental marsh]

Do you not know about Bulgaria

[west path]

the macedonian government is bulgaria aligned

[frank latch]

@west path Surrender Italy to Monaco

[mental marsh]

Ok but Bulgaria wants free land

[hardy edge]

keep going south and take over greece

[west path]

nop

[west path]

bulgaria rules the world

they're the shadow government

[mental marsh]

True

[west path]

this doesn't work

[mental marsh]

This benefits them so much tho

[west path]

you just stole some from the french

[west path]

yea but the macedonian government is bulgarian aligned

[mental marsh]

@frank latch can I have 2 nukes

[west path]

they dgaf and want to keep macedonia whole

[mental marsh]

@frank latch mind helping me here

I'll help you with your invasions

[west path]

@frank latch your cabinet has a very interesting idea

its called

going fascist

[hardy edge]

bribe a major political figure in Portugal into aligning with Spain but keeping it private between only spain and the political figure

[west path]

the military has been heavily bolstered by the recent slovenian conflict and they are ready to enforce your will upon the people

[west path]

you have about uhh

[heady marsh]

Sup gamers

[west path]

20% of portugals parliament aligned with you

[mental marsh]

@hardy edge Can you help me

[hardy edge]

im rolling it

oh my god

[steep merlin]

:game_die: 17 (1 - 20)

[prime compass]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

belemin_

:game_die: You rolled 8

[hardy edge]

do I succeed

[prime compass]

No

[west path]

@wraith quarry Fish i summon you

[mental marsh]

Pick w nation

[west path]

you need to act as a counterweight to evil imperialist BoW

[hardy edge]

yes once I gain control of portugal

[prime compass]

Nah

[mental marsh]

What if you picked turkey and we split Bulgaria

[west path]

@mental marsh you are starting to lose soldiers to attrition

the front is desperate

they need some sort of push

some sort of offense

[mental marsh]

Propaganda

[west path]

your morale is completely drained

[west path]

this. doesn't work

on soldiers

[mental marsh]

Do a major push

[mental marsh]

Feed them burek

[west path]

show me yo warplans cuh

[hardy edge]

offer them re-enlistment bonuses and incentives

trust me

[prime compass]

I dont wanna

[west path]

you would have to import cooks for the frontline

[prime compass]

Wha

[mental marsh]

Encircle

[west path]

this will raise morale but it is a great government expense

is it worth it?

[mental marsh]

@west path conscript

[west path]

rapid encirclement

[wraith quarry]

i rise

[mental marsh]

Also

[west path]

which is cut off

near instantly

[west path]

cause you stretched your lines

[west path]

play as france in my meme war

[hardy edge]

send some of my army to assist @mental marsh in his war efforts

[prime compass]

Can i play as germny

[mental marsh]

Macedonia isn't that smart

[prime compass]

What year is it

[west path]

you need to stop BoWs satanism

he stole your nukes and conquered slovenia

[mental marsh]

Thanks

[west path]

yea

[prime compass]

@frank latch @frank latch what nation are YOU

[mental marsh]

Spain

[prime compass]

Invade franc

Oh

[mental marsh]

Yo help me

[prime compass]

@wraith quarry lets Form a pact AGAINST spain...

[prime compass]

Why

[mental marsh]

I want to take control of all of balkans

[prime compass]

Me too

[west path]

toast's military support has helped pablo regain his footing

its still a meatgrinder

very slow

[west path]

what color

[west path]

2025

[prime compass]

Ah

[prime compass]

Gren

[prime compass]

Which Party won the election 😨

[mental marsh]

Ask the Albanian Macedonians (btw are basically just Albanian now) to fight

[burnt wren]

Yall hosting map war?

[mental marsh]

For a better macadonia

[mental marsh]

Racist

[west path]

new germany player

[burnt wren]

Are you guys hosting a mw or not?

[west path]

the green party cause youre green

[prime compass]

ANSCHLUSS!!!

[west path]

and the christian democrats

[burnt wren]

@mental marsh btw you didn't pick your nation last time I asked u

[prime compass]

Oh no

What have you done

[mental marsh]

@prime compass send dudes

[prime compass]

No

[mental marsh]

I did

[west path]

you get ousted out of office

you must now start as a politician to try to regain control

[mental marsh]

Red Italian thingy

[burnt wren]

Wait u did?

[burnt wren]

Oh shit yee I forgot

[prime compass]

Join the AfD

[mental marsh]

Why I need to kill macadonia

[west path]

@hardy edge Mr. Prime Minister we've taken control of 60% of portugals parliament

nows the perfect time for a takeover

[prime compass]

Not my war

[mental marsh]

Dude @west path date belemins daughter

[prime compass]

👽

[prime compass]

@west path shoot him

[mental marsh]

Lmao

[west path]

@mental marsh you get shot

you are hospitalized but survive

[mental marsh]

Shoot him back

[prime compass]

Nope

[west path]

too late

[prime compass]

dodge

[west path]

@mental marsh Bulgaria wants peace

[hardy edge]

initiate the take over

[mental marsh]

Send a guy to shoot him

[west path]

they will give you macedonia if you give them a large amount of war reperations

[mental marsh]

Terms?

[mental marsh]

Sure

Deal

[prime compass]

@west path
Start spreading NATIONALIST propaganda in rural areas of east germany

[west path]

the war is over

[west path]

you are now in a deficit

[prime compass]

The people in the east are...

Very

[mental marsh]

@prime compass sorry for loving your daughter

[west path]

the war reps were 120% of your government budget

[prime compass]

Nationalist

[prime compass]

Erm

[mental marsh]

You didn't fucking say that

[west path]

i said for a large amount of war reps

[hardy edge]

I also need some compensation for lending my troops buckeroo

[mental marsh]

We friends 🧡?

[west path]

you should have asked for details

[hardy edge]

this aint free

[prime compass]

Pay me money

[prime compass]

@west path here...

[mental marsh]

@west path don't pay

[prime compass]

💔

[hardy edge]

you'll pay me though, right?

[prime compass]

Youre getting invaded

[hardy edge]

:D

[mental marsh]

Later

I'm broke rn

[hardy edge]

you are now in debt with spain

[prime compass]

I eat brb

[west path]

evil

this works btw

[prime compass]

I know

[west path]

the AfD is willing to have you as the party prime minister nominee

[prime compass]

People here are uhm

Nationalist

[prime compass]

Accept right away

[west path]

this starts a two-way civil war

[prime compass]

Wir werden Deutschland gut machen

[mental marsh]

@west path alright I've grown to point where I'm a big balkan nation right?

[hardy edge]

@west path deploy non-lethal riot control within the streets of portugal

[west path]

civil war in portugal!

[hardy edge]

detain any citizens that are still loyal to portugal

[west path]

its your loyalists fighting the government

[west path]

this works. very well

[prime compass]

@west path
CONDEMN spain for their EVIL ways..

We are DIFFERENT

[west path]

youre not prime minister

[mental marsh]

@west path take southern kosovo

[wraith quarry]

cannot

[burnt wren]

@earnest salmon
@heady marsh
@rocky ravine
@hollow wasp
Can you guys tell me which nation did you pick again?

[west path]

or

president

[hardy edge]

spread democratic propaganda within portugal to re-assure leadership under spain will be fair and just

[prime compass]

Next elections in 2030 💔

[west path]

serbia:

[mental marsh]

They won't care

[west path]

they do care

[mental marsh]

About southern

[prime compass]

If only the current bundeskanzler somehow Was removed..

[mental marsh]

Can I set up a meeting with him

[west path]

true,

but the whiplash for a dictatorship will be

a LOT harsher

[prime compass]

@west path are we being supported by a certain CEO who is involved in american politics 🤔

Car

[west path]

government forces are losing hard

[earnest salmon]

@west path the north korea of the bottom right

[mental marsh]

Send 1 dude

[burnt wren]

Hell yee

[mental marsh]

To spain

[west path]

why did you ping me

[earnest salmon]

Oh whoops, did not mean to ping

[west path]

evi

[west path]

yea

Elon does support you

[west path]

@hardy edge do you accept these volunteers?

[mental marsh]

@west path am I stronger then my weakest neighbour

[west path]

@mental marsh the government. is losing a lot of money

and there is a lot of unrest

u gotta do something about this

[burnt wren]

@mental marsh can I join as Greece?

[mental marsh]

Start making jobs in macadonia

By developing skopje

[prime compass]

Ask him to...spread AfD posters in his german factories!

[burnt wren]

@west path can I join as Greece?

[mental marsh]

Will you help me?

[prime compass]

There is a Tesla factory in the area

[frank latch]

bro
I can't even do this in English

[burnt wren]

Yee

[hardy edge]

i do

[west path]

most of the protestors are drunk because of the new influx of breweries in skopje

[prime compass]

@frank latch you must end your evil ways

[west path]

macedonia is pacified

[hardy edge]

wait

1 dude?

[west path]

except the rural parts

[burnt wren]

@west path I want to join

[frank latch]

what're my evil ways

[mental marsh]

Promote farmers

[prime compass]

T*rroe

[burnt wren]

Using gas

[west path]

State your name and what you do now, using the present tense.
State one thing you are passionate about, using the present tense.
State which career you want to puruse, using the present tense.

[prime compass]

Superior decafian blood

[frank latch]

okay fascist

[prime compass]

I am a patriot

[burnt wren]

Mustard gas
Maybe mayo Gas

[prime compass]

YOU are the real fascist

[west path]

are you

giving them subsidies

[hardy edge]

@west path corrupt the media to only provide footage and destruction caused by the Portuguese, painting them as the aggressors and infulencing the rest of the citizens to align with spain

[west path]

this. works

[burnt wren]

@west path why are you ignoring me

[mental marsh]

I got no money so

[burnt wren]

I want to join

[west path]

yea

[mental marsh]

I just promote them

[burnt wren]

Yay

[mental marsh]

Not fund them

@burnt wren alright I need help

We first

[prime compass]

this. is amazin

[mental marsh]

Form the southern balkans league

Deal?

[burnt wren]

Okay

DEAL

[mental marsh]

We're friends now!

[burnt wren]

Yay

[mental marsh]

Wana do a sleepover

[burnt wren]

Time to restore the byzantine empire

[burnt wren]

I'll bring pajamas

[mental marsh]

Yay

[west path]

the greeks are here

[prime compass]

@west path meet with the party and tell them
"Ok gang, not all immigrants are bad, there are a couple good ones (me). What if we just deport the troublemaking immigrants and keep the rest?"

[mental marsh]

@west path are we stronger then Bulgaria

[west path]

i was looking at actions

[west path]

true,

the government finally surrenders after the capture of lisbon by protestors

[hardy edge]

lets fucking go

[prime compass]

You are an evil being

I will nuke you

[west path]

a spanish puppet state is established in portugal

[burnt wren]

@west path imma start a industrial complex plan to Improve my economy and after that start producing more weapons and tanks

[hardy edge]

providing funding for restoration of the damages caused by the civil war

[mental marsh]

@hardy edge @frank latch what if we made a southern European league

[west path]

what does this industrial plan entail

[mental marsh]

And grecee

[west path]

• you do not have a military industrial complex that is government owned

[west path]

this will. strain the budget

which is being used on subsidies to alleviate the lack of economic momentum

[prime compass]

@west path qeb.ie

[west path]

nop

way weaker now

[mental marsh]

How

[west path]

due to the deficit

[prime compass]

Do they become less evil

[frank latch]

not playing anymore
J'ai besoin du faire Française.

[mental marsh]

Me and Greece?

[west path]

with greece youre stronger

guaranteed

[mental marsh]

Tu je hubalo

[west path]

but both of you are in a bad economic situation

[west path]

why did this critter stop playing

[frank latch]

no clue

[mental marsh]

Stop paying repreations

[burnt wren]

Improvement on mining and trading with other nations+improvmwnt on metal industry and trading ports

[frank latch]

Qevie if they could read:

[mental marsh]

It's french

[prime compass]

Qevie broder

[west path]

italy is unclaimed

[prime compass]

You must make them agree

[prime compass]

INVADE!!!

[burnt wren]

Imma claim it

[west path]

bulgaria is outraged

and they uh. they make a deal with the turks.

[prime compass]

Oug

Them turks..

[west path]

theyve been prepared for this

[burnt wren]

@west path I'll claim it as Greece lands

[frank latch]

it is definitely not french

[west path]

er. why

[prime compass]

Qev.ie

[mental marsh]

This so unrealistic

[west path]

and its not free

the state of italy still exists

[west path]

'meme war'

[burnt wren]

Remastering Roman empire

[west path]

youll have to actually invade them

[west path]

ehat

[mental marsh]

But I can't have a good economy

Smh

[west path]

did i miss an action

[prime compass]

Yes wait

[frank latch]

Monaco*

[west path]

let me rename myself

[frank latch]

not Italy

[burnt wren]

How about...
We don't instead we talk with them

[prime compass]

#🎲game-room message

Is they agree

Become less fascist?

https://tenor.com/view/pibble-gmail-hotmail-puppy-baby-frenchie-gif-7041631546678840169

[west path]

the renaming is done

[west path]

they will not. choose to join greece

[burnt wren]

@west path military status pls

[west path]

no

they decline

[prime compass]

Oh

[west path]

good

pretty capable

[burnt wren]

Tell them we will give them fine Italian carbonara

[west path]

but uhh

not on par with turkiye or italy

[mental marsh]

@west path can me and Greece invade Bosnia

[prime compass]

The party must fall in line.

[west path]

and you are losing money

[west path]

yea

bosnia has no allies

everyone hates them

[mental marsh]

@burnt wren

[burnt wren]

Hoe sk

[prime compass]

I hate bosnia

[mental marsh]

Quick and easy war

[burnt wren]

Hehehehe

[mental marsh]

3 day operation

[burnt wren]

@west path invade Bosnia

[mental marsh]

@west path don't give them time to think

Just invade