🎲game-room

[hollow garden]

When will we do matching pfps

I will see

[thick night]

show me the pfps

[hollow garden]

I'm not sure

[prime compass]

@hollow garden klez doesnt sordland have their own player

[hollow garden]

I thought of the idea but I don't have pfps

[prime compass]

Fortnite pfps 💔

[hollow garden]

no

[prime compass]

Klez lets chess

[hollow garden]

Ctr

[prime compass]

Did they agree to the invasion

Or did you act out of pure blindness, ignoring the true wish of the sordland Player

[hollow garden]

yes

[prime compass]

Do you chess

[frank latch]

@hollow garden échecs?

[prime compass]

Do not

[frank latch]

mean

[prime compass]

Do not steal

[hollow garden]

Let's play 3 player chess

Me and you and bow

[frank latch]

real

but

[rose cape]

gort: this is evil

[frank latch]

triangular chess is weird

[hollow garden]

Ah true

I looked it up

Maybe we could play 4 player chess free for all

And the fourth player would be a rando

[frank latch]

we would need a 4th individual

[frank latch]

fair

[hollow garden]

@prime compass

Come here critter

[prime compass]

Hi

[frank latch]

helo

[prime compass]

Hey terroneikn

[frank latch]

Hey Blud

[prime compass]

I am a good blud in the mw

[hollow garden]

@prime compass what's your name on chess.com

[prime compass]

Why

This is harassment

Stop.

[thick night]

who tf is gort

i only know gurt

[waxen remnant]

check crew btw

[hollow garden]

@frank latch

It's saying this

[hollow garden]

What

[prime compass]

Let me see

I havent played in

9 years

[prime compass]

lemonguy3 🤮💔

[hollow garden]

Nruv did you get the matching pfps

[prime compass]

Nruv lets Match pfps

[frank latch]

It won't let me sign in 💔

[prime compass]

@hollow garden lets 1v1 chess nam

I am 8000 ELO

[hollow garden]

lemonguy321?

[prime compass]

Não

[hollow garden]

What happened

[prime compass]

What is YOUR user

[hollow garden]

It's not letting you sign up in chess com?

[prime compass]

Whats your user

Pls

[hollow garden]

manklez

[frank latch]

Idk

[prime compass]

i see

Kleznam

[frank latch]

My user and password is wrong
but
I swear it isn't

[hollow garden]

It's an anagram of kleznam indeed

[frank latch]

I wrote it down

[hollow garden]

Eh we will just play in the game room server

Don't worry

[burnt wren]

Klez

I'm about finish the map

[prime compass]

I have to go on me Laptop

[burnt wren]

Imma send it here

@hollow garden

[frank latch]

I wrote it down wrong

[hollow garden]

Ah nice

[frank latch]

I got signed in again

[hollow garden]

Oh

[hollow garden]

W

We can do it now

[prime compass]

Which MIGHT have a virus

[thick night]

no
it was your idea!!

[hollow garden]

@frank latch can you join the 4 player chess free for all casual mode

So that I can invite

[prime compass]

Nruv join fortnite pfp

[hollow garden]

@prime compass you too

[prime compass]

where to

Where

What

Im on phone

[frank latch]

I think I have

[hollow garden]

I sent invite

[frank latch]

I hast joined

and

I either got kicked or left

[prime compass]

helb

I kicked you

[hollow garden]

I left the lobby

So it's probably why

[frank latch]

ah

[hollow garden]

Then choose 4 player chess

Free for all

Not teams

And go and enable this

And you are finished

[prime compass]

Não

[hollow garden]

What

[prime compass]

Uh

[hollow garden]

@prime compass you are having trouble?

[prime compass]

Yes 🤫

I cant find

[burnt wren]

@hollow garden

@prime compass

[hollow garden]

Ah nice

[burnt wren]

@frank latch will you join the map war

[frank latch]

can't

[prime compass]

No.!.

[burnt wren]

I'll make you guys fight eachother for islands fr

[prime compass]

Uh

This is so bad

[hollow garden]

Can you show a screenshot

I'm confused now

[prime compass]

Of

[hollow garden]

of your screen

[burnt wren]

@low agate

Klez

A question

So I want to do something

[frank latch]

Chess.com

[hollow garden]

The part where you are having trouble

[burnt wren]

Like should I just add the nations and let players chose or just let's them pick an area and expand? @hollow garden

[prime compass]

Wait

[burnt wren]

What you think about the map

[hollow garden]

I think one would be interesting

If you give them nice lore and backgrounds

[prime compass]

[burnt wren]

They can make it themselves

[frank latch]

/<

[prime compass]

What

[burnt wren]

This is cool

[hollow garden]

Click more

[burnt wren]

Is this your new mw?

[hollow garden]

More

[low agate]

Haven't started yet

But yes

[burnt wren]

@hollow garden should I let people just chose the name of the nation's and lore,ideology,etc...

[burnt wren]

So will you join the mw?

[low agate]

Idk

[burnt wren]

Because I really like to host it tonight

[hollow garden]

Nah like I said I think you should have the liberty of worldbuilding

[prime compass]

https://tenor.com/view/pibble-gmail-hotmail-puppy-baby-frenchie-gif-7041631546678840169

[hollow garden]

Ahh

Yeah we can't do it

@frank latch

[prime compass]

Bl*ds..

[hollow garden]

We will just play in game room server

[burnt wren]

I have but I want people to also have freedom to do whatever they want with their nation

[prime compass]

Aww

[prime compass]

@hollow garden did you know he is bludish?

[frank latch]

okay

[burnt wren]

@hollow garden

I'm cooking bro

[burnt wren]

The map is ready
@prime compass
@hollow garden
@low agate
@frosty drum
@mental marsh
@alpine raft
@quick idol
@hollow wasp

[low agate]

Busy

[burnt wren]

Just wanted to show you the picture

[burnt wren]

Yummy

[tired kelp]

thank you so much edward pryce

i love you edward pryce

be my lover

@dapper skiff

[rotund oxide]

Whoopsies

No one deserves to know his secret knowledge

Which is why I banned him

[spring bison]

@balmy epoch why did you do this

[west path]

lebron are you a professional stellaris fan

[spring bison]

yes

but idk what's been going on since like late 2024

[west path]

should i purge this one pop from my vassal i integrated

(this is in the open beta where theres significantly more pops)

[spring bison]

wtf

[west path]

they optimized them

so now they dont lag as much

[spring bison]

why do we need quantum computers to run stellaris now

[west path]

4.0 update drops in 2 days

[west path]

you. don't?

this runs better than the current main release branch with less pops

[spring bison]

I play with 10 ticks per turn

[marsh lance]

What is it?

[frank latch]

nah

let them live

[west path]

problem is that uhh

theyre eating all my food and trade value

i have no reason to let them live because i have two choiuces: give them the most indulgent lives imagineable as bio trophies in my empire or deem them as undesirables and insta purge them

[naive sable]

Purge them

[mental marsh]

Is this how stellaris looks like?

[west path]

@hardy edge why did you do this? https://youtu.be/XUz8sPJE3yA (i assumed you would be interested in seeing the voice actors and capture performers for KCD2 do a bunch of random shit cause youre a kcd2 fan)

[west path]

thats one of the menus but yea

@wild mason let me into the mice club

i have uhh

mice certification

https://tenor.com/view/ugly-rat-gif-22676292

[wild mason]

I can't really compromise it

The cats and hawks could get in.

[west path]

i left the cars for this purpose

😇

[prime compass]

@wild mason blumi

[sullen pawn]

@wild mason blumi

[wraith quarry]

@wild mason blum blum

[frank latch]

@wild mason blumi

[hollow garden]

@wild mason blumi

[vital latch]

qevie

[elder arch]

the Moon Lord is not standing a CHANCE against this

[vital latch]

you need to see

your only chance is to turn into a mouse yourself

a duck won't cut it for mice club

you need to mutate

that's the only theory that stands a chance

[vital latch]

LMAO WHat

[west path]

real?

but i cant

@wild mason will a chinchiller suffice

[marsh lance]

When the “cultural map of the usa” divides Indiana and Kentucky by the literal state border.. instead of knowing about Kentuckiana’s existence

[elder arch]

this is truly a calamitous situation.. my signature weapon the Copper Shortsword will eradicate all bosses in my path

[frank latch]

DEATH

[frank latch]

I have literally never heard of this before

[marsh lance]

Because you are an evil floridian

[west path]

@waxen remnant im doing gods work

i just subjugated a major ai empire holy

[frank latch]

proudly

[hollow garden]

yooo

Show the map

[frank latch]

@west path we do a little trolling

[fierce fog]

Wut

[frank latch]

yet nobody to represent the Romanians
Bulgarians
and
Croatians 💔

[dull wing]

Yo vyro me, cosmic, and alien made a new version of Endloss more similar to 1 and 2 than 3 you wanna join?

[elder arch]

can u explain further?

i don't think i've participated in a single "season" of endloss tbh

[fierce fog]

Well ig but most of the time I'm gonna be dead

[rose cape]

IS THIS STELLARIS

W GAME

[rose cape]

kentuckiana doesnt exist

[stoic chasm]

serbs 🇸🇮

[west path]

truth

[west path]

yea

i got it 2 days ago

[west path]

I need money for the dlc.... i am broke...

@waxen remnant aint no way stellaris uses ai as a visual reference 🕊️

[west path]

after further thought

im mutating

@wild mason can i get in now

[prime compass]

You are a criminal

[west path]

nope

[marsh lance]

Good morntink everyone

[frank latch]

morntink

[rose cape]

why did you go from a duck to an overweight rodent

[marsh lance]

Because he is FAT

[west path]

mutation

[west path]

rude?

[rose cape]

mutilation 😢

[west path]

i'm calling the police

you're getting arrested for harassment

[west path]

i forgot to get ridof the fatness so now i'm FAT

blame the mutation machine for working incorrectly

[hollow wasp]

No it worked perfectly
Your diet plan on the other hand….

[wraith quarry]

if you voted turkey, or ottoman empire
consider yourself an opp

[heady marsh]

U hate Turks huh

[signal tulip]

Vote albanians for the win!

[wraith quarry]

i hate turkey

[hollow wasp]

I voted Greece

🇬🇷

[mental marsh]

Fr fr

[hollow wasp]

They don’t stand a chance

[mental marsh]

Says the Irish dude

[hollow wasp]

Greece can just go back in time and get Spartans

[mental marsh]

Weak ass mf

[signal tulip]

Spartans overrated ngl

[hollow wasp]

Last I checked we’re not in the powder keg of europe balkans

[mental marsh]

Yk illyria was like alot stronger than sparta

[hollow wasp]

They really weren’t

[hollow wasp]

Illyria wasn’t a kingdom tho

Not even unified

It was just a province

[mental marsh]

And they still would beat your ass

[signal tulip]

I mean sure they mightve trained most of their lives, but it's not like they had a good diet

[mental marsh]

Also

[signal tulip]

And I think they were short

[hollow wasp]

Last I checked we are A, half a continent away
B, HAVE GUNS
And C, on an island

[hollow wasp]

All the Greeks were short

[hollow wasp]

Yeah but they were tough as shit

They decline was a lack of manpower

[signal tulip]

Nvm they were 5'7 to 5'9

[mental marsh]

What about celts vs illyrians

Illyria is winning that

Can't deny it

[signal tulip]

If they knew about nutrition, they might be unstoppable 🙏

[hollow wasp]

The celts were stupidly widespread and over centuries ur gonna have to be more specific

[mental marsh]

Same time period

[signal tulip]

I mean the persians had lots of manpower

You weren't lying about that part

[mental marsh]

As illyria

Also if we're serious about the poll

Turkey would destroy greece

[signal tulip]

Ngl both of their economy would plummet after the war

[hollow wasp]

At that stage Gaul was Celtic, lots of Iberia was, uk, Ireland parts of Germany and the alps
Vs illyria
Celts take the W

[hollow wasp]

It would plummet before the war

[signal tulip]

True they aren't doing well

Most of the Albanians don't even live in Albania pretty sure

And I don't know much about Serbs situation tbh

[mental marsh]

Illyria was more civilised and had more quality

[wraith quarry]

modern warfare is overall unsustainable

[mental marsh]

And they were still pretty big

[wraith quarry]

we're at a point where the destruction caused by it exceeds any potential gains

[hollow wasp]

Not really.

[mental marsh]

3 million outside of Albania

[signal tulip]

Fr

[hollow wasp]

Much smaller tho

[signal tulip]

Pretty funny lol

[mental marsh]

More then 3

[wraith quarry]

barring militia groups

[mental marsh]

Celts were baberic

[mental marsh]

Better quality

And better generals

[wraith quarry]

they were just people

calling them barbaric is legitimately roman propaganda

[hollow wasp]

Illyria was too

[wraith quarry]

even to this day the roman thinking persists

[prime compass]

I am

[hollow wasp]

Meanwhile Illyria Vs like most of Western Europe

[mental marsh]

It was more civilised

[mental marsh]

People isn't everything

[hollow wasp]

Not really

[hollow wasp]

It was a lot, especially back then

[wraith quarry]

the romans then invaded gaul in like 50BC

2/3 of the celtic people there were killed or enslaved

justified?

maybe, they're french

but if you ask me

the romans were not any less "barbaric"

[mental marsh]

Also if celts were so great how come you don't speak the language?

[wraith quarry]

celtic irish:

[hollow wasp]

Nah french comes after Germanic + Latin influences. I maintain any distance possible from france

[mental marsh]

I doubt he speaks it

Alot don't

[hollow wasp]

A, I do
B, 800 years of English occupation bordering on genocide at times

[wraith quarry]

well germanics were originally celts

[frank latch]

IL PLEUT

[wraith quarry]

and the latin influence came after the romans

prior to this

the people in gaul were primarily celts

[hollow wasp]

I thought the “germanics” came from like Eastern Europe running from Slavs and huns and such

[mental marsh]

Dam nice
Also Albania was also occupied and most of the country still speaks it

[frank latch]

Yet you hate the french more

[wraith quarry]

sorta
but also no

they were fairly celtic

[mental marsh]

Plus even more when you think of kosovo

[hollow wasp]

You said the ottomans liked Albania though, England actively tried to erase the people and culture. Besides there are still thousands of native speakers

[wraith quarry]

come on

load

LOAD

thank you

[frank latch]

occupied by the British?

[mental marsh]

I mean they did
We still hated them

[frank latch]

weird

I don't remember that

[mental marsh]

Ottomans?

[mental marsh]

We rebelled

Once

[frank latch]

multiple times*

[wraith quarry]

@hollow wasp it's true
you're french

[hollow wasp]

We rebelled loads of times
It just failed a lot
Then there were more repercussions

[mental marsh]

We made a kinda successful one

[hollow wasp]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Wait the map says the Britons are different

[wraith quarry]

im sorry

[mental marsh]

Yeah but you know how hard is it to fight the ottomans at there peak?

[west path]

ok so i might have eaten too much fish

[mental marsh]

While your the only dude who knows how

[wraith quarry]

geographical distinction

[mental marsh]

Like after our general died

[west path]

listen they tasted really good

[mental marsh]

We fell

[hollow wasp]

The english were larger though

[hollow wasp]

We forgive u fatty

[wraith quarry]

not that hard ngl

[waxen remnant]

i hope they mean for incredibly minor stuff such as lighting

[wraith quarry]

the ottomans folded really fast

[hollow wasp]

😭 noooooo

[mental marsh]

Dude skanderbeg (the general) had only abit of troops

[west path]

did you not read it?

[west path]

they use them as references

for content and how it looks like

[mental marsh]

A very small number

[wraith quarry]

the reason they got so far is because the europeans they fought were incompetent

(two austrian forces met each other, 38,000 dead)

[waxen remnant]

legal loophole

[wraith quarry]

they were on the same side

[waxen remnant]

that could vary

[frank latch]

I'm gonna do this in Bowistan btw

[hollow wasp]

Wasn’t there a story of Austrians retreating from themselves and losing the treasury

[frank latch]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBWbLs5wuuc (the only true Russian anthem)

[wraith quarry]

possibly

decisive ottoman victory

[mental marsh]

Dam

Back

[frank latch]

better question

which side of the Austrians won

[hollow wasp]

The most confusing part is “between 150 and 10000 killed or wounded” like how is there such a gap

[wraith quarry]

🤷‍♂️

sources vary ig

[frank latch]

probably because it's more of an estimation
than an actual count

essentially: We don't know how many died

[hollow wasp]

Yeah but even eyeballing the battlefield it shouldn’t be that big of a gap

[mental marsh]

They guessed randomly

[frank latch]

another problem is the fact that historical records were... more or less
not kept
or
very very often exaggerated

[hollow wasp]

True

Could’ve only been written down years later ig

[mental marsh]

It's prob like 1k

[frank latch]

unlikely

was probably more inbetween 10k - 50k

[mental marsh]

Well 10k is too much of exaggeration

[frank latch]

maybe

but

1k is not in any way realistic

[mental marsh]

It could be like 8k killed

And like

[mental marsh]

Some wounded

[mental marsh]

Yeah mb

[frank latch]

casualties include wounded

[mental marsh]

Focusing on a football match rn

[mental marsh]

Ok it's probably like 12k

[frank latch]

"Most of the facts about the Austro-Turkish War were not written until 1831" -World Atlas

💀

about 50 years later

[prime compass]

Do you trust the Atlas?

[frank latch]

Idk
but
I certainly don't trust the accounts about The Battle of Karansebes

[prime compass]

Trust me, the ottomans won every battle

Yes even wien

[mental marsh]

10k is Australian propaganda
It's 60k dead Austrians
Glory to Turkey 🇹🇳

[prime compass]

Wien is under ottoman control

[mental marsh]

Crazy how ottomans managed to capture berlin

In 2025

[prime compass]

Yes

True

[west path]

is this real?

[wraith quarry]

you should see mine

[mental marsh]

What if Minecraft allowed villagers to Mine

And we forced them to

[frank latch]

"The next thing anybody knew, a shot was fired across the river, and other infantrymen in the distance shouted, “Turks, Turks,” mistaking the gunshot as coming from the enemy Ottoman Turks. Both parties, Austrian infantrymen and Austrian cavalrymen alike, fled back to the other side of the river where they camped, but by that time, chaos and disorder had taken over. Some soldiers were fleeing due to unpreparedness, while some German officers shouted, “Halt! Halt!.” Non-German soldiers not understanding the German language, and thought it meant "Allah", referring to the Islamic Turkish making cries unto their God. This prompted the majority of the Austrian Army to start shooting at each other. Everyone commenced shooting at fellow Austrian and even shadows, thinking the enemy was upon them. Soon, an Austrian corps commander, thinking that a cavalry attack from the Turkish Army was in progress, ordered artillery fire on his own men!"

this is peak stuff

[mental marsh]

Lmao

[prime compass]

https://tenor.com/view/scream-if-you-love-türkiye-gif-2910338720357160240

How do you mistake Halt for Allah

Peak

[frank latch]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-spongebob-silent-spongebob-awkward-awkward-silent-gif-24783796

[prime compass]

I know fish is screaming

[frank latch]

So

[prime compass]

Yes

[frank latch]

a little known fact about Bowistan

I keep a document
of all the random names that I think of on a daily basis
and kinda just put them in there to use later if I should ever need them.

but
does anyone know what "Syden" (Come Here) would have meant?

[prime compass]

A settlement

💯

[dull wing]

Endloss was an open world RP game made by Cosmic, Alien, Diamond and acnaq(I think acnaq was there? Maybe?). You could create as many characters you wanted and roleplay their adventures through whatever setting there was. You could also worldbuild in 1 and 2. They all had their dedicated players but after 3 things died off a little. So me, alien, and cosmic made our new version, Finote, which goes back to the style of 1 and 2 with a medieval theme this time

[dull wing]

That’s fine

[frank latch]

Bowistan: (NPC Nation)
The Dugal Empire

I mean
tbh
this seems like the correct answer to me

[wild mason]

Top 2

[frank latch]

https://tenor.com/view/joke-missed-over-your-head-gif-8604199

[stoic chasm]

you can you check royal tavern for a sec

i’m hosting smth

[wild mason]

I am not a joke

[west path]

most organized army under austria

@wild mason when are you sponsoring my purcahse of the stellaris federations dlc

[wild mason]

Not now I'm getting new headphones

[west path]

truth...

paradox already drained your wallet with khans of the steppe

[prisma flame]

Too much yapping

https://tenor.com/view/awww-animals-cuteness-quokka-gif-17999442

[west path]

this creature is a HOG

federations for like 13$ holy moly

[stoic chasm]

bookish

hi

[west path]

nvm thats like 9$

my math isn't mathing

[wild mason]

Khan's of the steppe is really fun but some of it needs to be balanced

Nerges are so OP

[west path]

doesn't it also have performance issues

also yea thats true

[wild mason]

Not that I know of

[west path]

nomads are basically

the most overpowered government

[wild mason]

Or that I'm experiencing *

[west path]

apparently it has longer loading times and crashes

though most of the people saying this have lower end pcs

[west path]

wait WHAT THE FUCK

why is the base price 25$

There is. norway

[stoic chasm]

norway

[west path]

let me see if cd keys has a better offer

[west path]

also please don't tell me that you bough it full price

paradox does not deserve the cashmoney

[wild mason]

I bought it with the chapter 4 pack which is actually kinda a steal

Only 40$ for 4 dlc

So like 10$ a dlc

China dlc is going to be expensive ASF too so

[west path]

Goated

we need to destroy paradox

they have 25 dlc for stellaris bro

25 dlc

bear in mind that hoi4 came out and the same year and has about 13 dlc

(still evil)

[west path]

whats the base price for khans of the steppe

❓

yea hoi4 has 13 dlc

wait nvm 21 actually

most of that is cosmetic fodder i think

@wild mason whats your take on this achievement icon for hoi4

😭 they used the fucking shrug emoji

[wild mason]

Like 20

[west path]

I am going to invade sweden.

@wild mason rally the hogs

we must destroy EyeQus corporate empire

@waxen remnant you will fall

i need to try to get a steam refund on this imagine earth game

must get some cash for stellaris

[stoic chasm]

CAN ONE OF YOU GUYS JUST CHECK ROYAL TAVERN

and possibly help me

[frank latch]

sure

[stoic chasm]

you alr did and i am giving you my respects

like this is a project that came to mind just today

[marsh lance]

@west path i found another game for us also

[west path]

got the federations dlc for steh-laris

amen

@wild mason always remember to pray to the hogmind it results in mysteriously gaining money

[marsh lance]

have you heard of "Delivery not garuanteed"

[wraith quarry]

New flag of Bontavia

old flag btw

not even comparable

[west path]

nop

[marsh lance]

You might not like it but its basically tradelands with blimps

Its less of a grind too though

[west path]

@wraith quarry this is who the hoggis utopia is up against, do you think they will win?

(this species wants all non-machine species DEAD)

[west path]

PEAK

when are we playing

[marsh lance]

Naow.. if you want

Also we need to play spac wars

I reccomend you do the tutorial though

[marsh lance]

You dont need to grind for wood or any of that bullshit

All you gotta do is just ship crates

[wraith quarry]

yes

through the power of friendship

[rose cape]

they forgot the “post ai slop” option🙏

@west path when are you sponsoring my purchase of the stellaris federations dlc

[west path]

@rose cape when are you sponsoring my purchase of the stellaris federations dlc

[west path]

ok yuh hold on

[rose cape]

when you sponsor my purchase of the stellaris federations dlc

[marsh lance]

In 1900:
“are you irish?”
“Yes”
“Here’s a plate of chicken and 5 dollars!, don’t forget to vote for McKinley!”

[west path]

nope

also i already bought it

[marsh lance]

This game is so serene

[frank latch]

inaccurate

"Are you Irish?"
"Yes"
"You're not allowed to vote"

[rose cape]

wow..

[west path]

get on

!

[west path]

you will be seeing your copy in 20 years

mark your calendar

may 4th 6:10pm CEST, 2045

[frank latch]

12:11 EST*

[west path]

nope

i promised it on 6:10pm

CEST

time

[frank latch]

but
that's inferior

[prime compass]

Central europeans times

[west path]

you are

@marsh lance FAT HOGLING OF HOGLINGES

HOP ON

BEFORE I SMITE YOU

[marsh lance]

BROTHER IM ON

JOIN ME

[marsh lance]

im already there 😢

@west path what is hlawg talking about

[frank latch]

échecs anyone?

[marsh lance]

“Are you italian?”

“Yes”

“Leave the country”

[prime compass]

No

[west path]

i joina

[marsh lance]

Do the tutorial

To understand legam

[west path]

im fighting the loading screen rn

send reinforcements

bro what the fuck is that damage

[frank latch]

I shall pray

[marsh lance]

Huhr

[west path]

OH MY FUCKING GOD WHAT IS THAT SPECIAL ATTACK

?????/

@frank latch bro

bro

bro

[marsh lance]

Whate is going on 😱

[west path]

the loading screen pulled out a skateboard, did a kickflip and then a shockwave AOE appeared that covered 90% of the arena

how was i meant to avoid that?

[frank latch]

https://tenor.com/view/thats-the-neat-part-you-dont-invincible-gif-27194608

[west path]

oh my goddd i just got oneshotted again

this stupid ass move

[prime compass]

Just get beter

[marsh lance]

Flood is roleplaying with his internet..

I am the richest man on this server

https://tenor.com/view/money-jumpscare-money-jumpscare-capitalism-dollar-gif-26819694

[prime compass]

Anarcho capitalist

I love money

[marsh lance]

https://tenor.com/view/milei-general-ancap-gif-7395720468380949822

[prime compass]

Seals

[marsh lance]

@west path were you successful in securing a flying hog

[rose cape]

,lb

[haughty inlet]

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[marsh lance]

On the roblox server*

[west path]

soon

im still delivering

@marsh lance yea im too laggy

i cant play rn

the hogs are sabotaging my internet

[marsh lance]

Will this carry over into space wars, and you will have to cancel

[west path]

i will maybe be able to play in like 2-3 hour

but for now i have like

200KB/s internet

[marsh lance]

In SANE

[heady marsh]

what do I do with those coins

[stable venture]

am I cooking

also, how do I put my family members on the throne in foreign kingdoms/duchies? does being pious help with getting claims?

or do I support my family member's spouse's claims on foreign kingdoms, and then their heirs will be part of my dynasty?

[west path]

you probably want a matrilineal marriage and then kill off all the other heirs

[west path]

if the marriage makes heirs of your dynasty yeah

[frank latch]

@hollow garden échecs?

[stable venture]

ok cool thanks

[mental marsh]

Dam

[stable venture]

i could marry my heirs with a legendary dynasty, but they're wood elves

I don't want to desecrate my bloodline

paradox should do something more to minimise border gore imo

[frank latch]

A

or

B

[stable venture]

B reminds me of the Mongols

[frank latch]

well
in the map war
they're called "the Mongols"
because until just a few hours ago
they hadn't had a name

[stoic chasm]

Hi pablo

[mental marsh]

Hi

Nice your a necromancer now

[stoic chasm]

i made a flag of the year contest in #🌟royal-tavern btw

[stoic chasm]

yessir

[mental marsh]

Nice let me see

[stoic chasm]

just look in the reply of the first ping

it should be Group 2 FOTY

[mental marsh]

I see it

[frank latch]

I was gonna give them a flag with a bull
since they have a fairly nomadic culture
but

budget powerpoint will not let me crop or recolor images

so

[stoic chasm]

YOU TIED IT AGAIN

[frank latch]

I love it when discord just ignores the "reply" thing

[mental marsh]

Mb

[stoic chasm]

No no

it ok

[mental marsh]

Nah fin flag isn't that bad

[frank latch]

I really need non-budget powerpoint if I want to make any okay looking flags in the future 💔

[stoic chasm]

#🌟royal-tavern message
NEW GROUP OF FOTY IS OUT

[burnt wren]

@mental marsh
@frank latch
@frosty drum
@stoic chasm
@hollow garden
@low agate
@alpine raft
I'm going to host mw
Who wants to join?

[stoic chasm]

prob nah but thank you for pinging right after i made the third group available to vote for

[frank latch]

I told you

I cannot

[stoic chasm]

🇨🇫

[stoic chasm]

@mental marsh

[stoic chasm]

yo can you go into royal tavern

[burnt wren]

Yes

[mental marsh]

I ain't even in it

[burnt wren]

I know
I'm asking if you wanna join or not

[mental marsh]

What's the map

[burnt wren]

The timeline is 1200-1300

@mental marsh plus there will be events for your countries

[mental marsh]

I want the red one

[burnt wren]

The one that looks like Italy?

[burnt wren]

Or the one that looks like Romania

[mental marsh]

North

[burnt wren]

Okay so the italy one

[mental marsh]

Ye

Got 2 islands like Italy

[burnt wren]

REPUBLIC OF NYSHID
Government:republic
Ideology:nationalist
Population:19m
Soldiers:200-400k

[burnt wren]

Resources:rich in iron and copper,fruits,different types of trees
Economy:good

[mental marsh]

What if i turn it into a dictatorship

[mental marsh]

Cool

[burnt wren]

AHH HELL NAAAAAAAH

[mental marsh]

When session

I got plans

[burnt wren]

Tonight if people show up

[burnt wren]

But they'll never show up
I guess

@hollow wasp

[hollow wasp]

👋

[burnt wren]

@hollow wasp take a look at this

[burnt wren]

Ohhhhhhhh
OK OK that's cool

[burnt wren]

MONARCHY OF LAVASTIA
Government:kingdom
Ideology:monarchy
Population:15m
Soldiers:50-170k

[hollow wasp]

Peak

[burnt wren]

Resources:natural glaciers,ICE,cleanest water on the earth,a lot of jungles and rich in copper and gold

@hollow wasp what u think

[hollow wasp]

I think I picked the best country ever

[burnt wren]

Fr

[burnt wren]

@frosty drum pick a nation

[frosty drum]

Not rn

[burnt wren]

I'm not hosting right now
More like 1 hour

[burnt wren]

Just pick one so I can already put you in there

[hollow wasp]

@burnt wren I probably can’t make it tonight srry

Might make it for part of the session

[frosty drum]

Give me some suggestions

[burnt wren]

Well

The biggest continent has the most resources but more potential enemies

[burnt wren]

Plus there is a whole Balkan there

[hollow wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/quack-duck-gif-20246771

[burnt wren]

The continent in the left with 5 countries has a lot of potential for pacific wars over islands plus there is also a bunch of resources

[burnt wren]

Don't worry

[burnt wren]

Also if you want to you can go with oceanic nations and start a pirate kingdom

[west path]

@wild mason blumianholls can i get in

[west path]

into the club of mice

[frosty drum]

@burnt wren

[burnt wren]

Good pick

[glad torrent]

join me in vc1 for mafia

[mental marsh]

Like the voting Game?

[glad torrent]

you vote out a person each round yes

of which you belive is the mafia

[hollow garden]

I'm down

Oh wait in vc?

[burnt wren]

KINGDOM OF BARDONIA
government:kingdom
Ideology:monarch/nationalism
Population:21m
Soldiers:100-220k
Resources:rich in gold,small amount of emerald,good natural resources,great history

[burnt wren]

Klez
Join the mw fr

[frosty drum]

HOW
THERES SO MANY BARDONIAS I KNOW
IF I HAD A DOLLAR FOR EVERY TIME A NATION IS CALLED BARDONIA
ID BE RICH

[glad torrent]

why does nobody got a working mic in 2025

[burnt wren]

Because most of them is FROM MEEEEEEW

@hollow garden

Klez join fe

@frosty drum do you want me to show you the economy???

[frank latch]

I do

but I can't join

for multiple reasons

[frosty drum]

Yes

[glad torrent]

not even on a phone

[frank latch]

@hollow garden échecs?

[burnt wren]

Economy:great/stable

[burnt wren]

Dude
Nobody ain't joining the mafia l. We are all playing that game on daily bases
How anout you join my map war?

[burnt wren]

Btw the world time setting is in 1200-1300

[hollow garden]

Sure

I'm feeling optimistic about my chances today

[burnt wren]

@rocky ravine

[burnt wren]

Klez
Pick one nation

[glad torrent]

rude

[burnt wren]

I wasnt even being rude

[burnt wren]

@rocky ravine pick one

[earnest salmon]

I wanna join the map war, show me the maps

[burnt wren]

Sure 🗿❤

[burnt wren]

@earnest salmon

[prime compass]

Kleznam ish

[earnest salmon]

Bottom right blue country

[rocky ravine]

Republic of the Congo

Oh im dumb, the map is above

One sec

[burnt wren]

That's the map
Time setting is well let's sat 1200-1300

[burnt wren]

Okay

[rocky ravine]

Green circle

[burnt wren]

Okay I'm waiting

[burnt wren]

UNITED ISLAND OF SELESTIA (UIS)
Government:republic+senate
Ideology:Democratic
Population:13m
Soldiers:50-100k
Resources:rich in copper,good Resources and access to sea

[rocky ravine]

Neat, ill take it

[burnt wren]

EAST SAWAHIA
Government:dictatorship
Ideology: religious laws
Population:17m
Soldiers:100-150k
Resources:rich in iron and marbel/stone,vast Sahara with great access to sea natural resources

[earnest salmon]

Peak. Dictatorship 🗣️

[burnt wren]

Hell yeah

[earnest salmon]

What are the relations with what I assume is West Sawahia?

[burnt wren]

Imagine you're the North Korea

[earnest salmon]

🗣️ time to create a whole Sawahia

[burnt wren]

@rocky ravine
@earnest salmon
@hollow wasp
@mental marsh
@steep flower
Should I start an session right now?

[rocky ravine]

Im game

[burnt wren]

United sawahia fr

[earnest salmon]

Why not

A nation split is no nation at all. And our God would hate to see such a separated world....

[burnt wren]

Facts

[rocky ravine]

The offspring would disagree

[burnt wren]

@prime compass

[prime compass]

H

[earnest salmon]

Fake news. Be banished

[burnt wren]

Pick a nation

[prime compass]

Give me any nation

I have to sleeps

[rocky ravine]

Gn Belemin

[burnt wren]

@heady marsh

[prime compass]

Yes gn

[heady marsh]

what

[burnt wren]

Since you're the sleepy one ill guve you the big peaceful one

[burnt wren]

Pick one

[heady marsh]

light blue to the bottom right corner

[burnt wren]

The one that has a purple neighbor?

[heady marsh]

yes

[earnest salmon]

Already taken by me

[heady marsh]

urgh

ok

the green one to the upper right corner then

[burnt wren]

The semi dark green?
Taken as well

[rocky ravine]

Dillon goin cold

[heady marsh]

URGH

[heady marsh]

what?

okay I'll take the pinkish one to the far left side of the map

[rocky ravine]

Northern country = cold

[heady marsh]

underneath the dark green one

[heady marsh]

yes

[burnt wren]

Oh wait hold on

You meant this when you said green?

[burnt wren]

@heady marsh if yes then it's yours

[rocky ravine]

Nah I think they meant the top right corner and you were right.

But now Dillon said purple, underneath the babypuke green country.

[burnt wren]

I wish he could edit and circle the one that he wants

[burnt wren]

That's purple

[rocky ravine]

That one, yeah @heady marsh ?

[rocky ravine]

Yeah, that was his second choice. Prior to that he wanted the one above it

[burnt wren]

He disappeared

[burnt wren]

He didn't said that

[rocky ravine]

Nvm me, just re-read lol.

Need more coffee.

[burnt wren]

Fr

[heady marsh]

thatisnt green thats brown

[heady marsh]

no not that one

I'll take it if the other one I said is taken

[rocky ravine]

Yeah I was trippin out.

[burnt wren]

Can circle the one that you want ?

[heady marsh]

I thought I was colorblind for sec

[heady marsh]

the PINK one to the FAR LEFT SIDE OF OF THE SCREEN

[burnt wren]

Okay got it the kne that is in an island with a bright green one right?

Juat to know the bright green isn't taken

[burnt wren]

Anyways let me give you the info on you nation

[heady marsh]

NO THE ONE AGAINST THE SIDE

[burnt wren]

Ohhhh that one okay got it

MIHAN EMPIRE
government:kingdom
Ideology:monarch,nationalism
Population:26-27m
Soldiers:200-270k
Resources:rich in gold,acces to natural water Resources,rich in natural resources like forests and great eco-system

[burnt wren]

@heady marsh

[heady marsh]

nice

[burnt wren]

You got one of the good nations fr

[heady marsh]

cool

[vital latch]

,roll 20 expand

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 6

[frank latch]

,roll 20 launch an attack

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: You rolled 13

[heady marsh]

who wants to play MC

[stable venture]

dude my dumb cow sister, Overlady Clarisse of a foreign kingdom, married off all her kids in such a way that none of their heirs will be born into my dynasty.

does she think she's funny

now I'm gonna have to press a claim smh

i guess it's good for me cause i can take over but i wanted to do this diplomatically

[hollow garden]

@burnt wren sorry I was busy

Can you show me the nations?

[hollow garden]

What mod is this

Asoif?

[stable venture]

Elder Kings 2

[wild mason]

One time I was playing as Anvil and inherited the imperial city on accident

[hollow garden]

You are doing pretty good

How big is your demense

[wild mason]

This was months ago

I dont remember

[hollow garden]

oh

[stable venture]

i had something similar happen when i was playing cheydinhal, i just inherited Nibenay, 15 years in and vassalized all my De Jure vassals

[wraith quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-tree-friends-disappointed-lifty-disappointment-htf-gif-27290808

[worthy silo]

How do I update game chat

[hollow garden]

Are you on mobile or pc?

[worthy silo]

Pc

[hollow garden]

In your steam library

Go to worldbox and open the beta option and put there the beta code

[worthy silo]

What code

[hollow garden]

I'm not sure sorry

[worthy silo]

Bruh

[hollow garden]

#🌋worldbox-chat #🚑help-chat someone will probably know there

[hollow garden]

Forgive me hehe

[frank latch]

Give me strength

[hollow garden]

Give me fire

[frank latch]

🔥

if not work

rock beat rock

rock make fire

fire eat wood and dry grass

[frank latch]

@hollow garden

are alive?

[hollow garden]

I'm creating the one session mw that will save game room and suzerain mw

[frank latch]

I got a 0 on my culinary final exam 🥀

[hollow garden]

Wtf

What happened

[frank latch]

truly a generational blunder

(I submitted the wrong image for the score)

apparently I somehow switched the file names of the test before the final exam
and the final exam around

and submitted that instead of the final exam

(I just had to reverse the switch up and resubmit)

[hollow garden]

What will you do now?

[hollow garden]

Ah ok

So it's all good?

[frank latch]

I won't actually have a 0 for the score

and even if I did
it only would have brought my grade down to an 85

which is perfectly fine

[hollow garden]

That blunder Is truly one of the silliest

[frank latch]

truly

but funny

[hollow garden]

Well all's well that ends well

[frank latch]

ye

I was confused

cus I looked at the grade for the class

and I noticed I went from a 95 to an 85

and I'm like

?

[hollow garden]

I would have a heart attack

What's left for you to finish

Still some French?

[frank latch]

French
English
US Gov
and Agriscience

French
I only have 1 quiz
2 voice activities (1 of which I'm about to do)
and a writing assignment that will take me 10 minutes

English
an essay
a speech ??
and a quiz

US Gov, 3 assignments

Agriscience
1 assignment
2 Module projects
1 semester project

still an amount to do

I have until Friday

but
I can cook

and

https://tenor.com/view/dutch-van-der-linde-aurther-morgan-plan-goddamn-gif-23408364

[hollow garden]

This doesn't look good

Or is it fine

[frank latch]

I'm honestly not 100% sure

see
I can get French and US Gov done by Tuesday at the latest

and
English I can do in maybe half a day

the semester project is a lot smaller than I anticipated

so much so
that the module projects are bigger

[hollow garden]

Hmm

That does seem reliving

[frank latch]

yes

[hollow garden]

But don't get complacent bow

[frank latch]

I shall not

[hollow garden]

Procrastination is the death of all men

[hollow garden]

Lock in

If you can get French US gov and English done by Tuesday you are probably fine

[frank latch]

I will get this French assignment submitted tonight
and go to eep

In the morning I shall finish French
and the US Gov assignments

[hollow garden]

You would need to do Agriscience in 3 days

Which seems a bit difficult but is doable I think

[frank latch]

very doable I think

[hollow garden]

Goodluck

[frank latch]

although
there is a thing with agriscience

for the course
they offer an associates in the field
if you take the exam for it

and
I'm not entirely sure how that factors into what I have left to do

[frosty drum]

https://tenor.com/view/emesis-blue-tf2-team-fortress-2-jane-doe-soldier-gif-5823670898662900142

[frank latch]

bro
this is all I have to do for the French assignment 😭

this is so easy

[hollow garden]

Can't you say no to the associate?

Or is this not how it works

[heady marsh]

Skillerrrrrrzzzz

[hollow garden]

Omg Dilton

[frank latch]

Idk

Honestly
I'm going to try to go for it

but

If I don't have time

[hollow garden]

Eh you will figure it out

Agriscience is the last thing anyway

[frosty drum]

Geometry is a bitch

[heady marsh]

Math in general just sucks

[frank latch]

true

French assignment done

c'était facile

bonne nuit

[elder arch]

Geometry Dash reference?

[frosty drum]

@elder arch who will win

[elder arch]

minecraft because it has more numbers i think

[frosty drum]

@elder arch

[wary latch]

Update when?

[brittle gust]

Where are you going

[stoic chasm]

#🌟royal-tavern message
NEW GROUP

of FOTY

[fierce fog]

Hm

[hollow garden]

My eldest sibling died more than one hundred years ago

[hollow wasp]

Died of gout 😭
How old are u

[stoic chasm]

GROUP 5 is out

#🌟royal-tavern message

[marsh lance]

What game js this

[marsh lance]

Good morning everywan!

[frosty drum]

@marsh lance hi!
I stayed up all night!

[marsh lance]

Is broder okay

[prime compass]

Hello pate

[marsh lance]

Paté?

[frosty drum]

@marsh lance I Used youtube
Chat gpt
Did chores at night
Listened to music on YouTube

[prime compass]

broder...where is the seals