🎲game-room

[mental marsh]

there main navy is in the north

[rotund hill]

I was expecting you to make a HQ within my nation.

[mental marsh]

which you couldt reach

[hollow wasp]

Klez mw:

[rose cape]

why?

[mental marsh]

i thought i did?

[brisk pebble]

Its basicly rokkus mw now

[alpine raft]

let me get this right, you want me to exclusively sell weapons to you?

[rose cape]

can i not move through the waters of my ally @hollow wasp

[hollow wasp]

Not yet I’m pretty sure

[rotund hill]

You told me it's a different map.

[hollow wasp]

Huh?

[brisk pebble]

Yea ik

[alpine raft]

yeah well you werent here and i had your ally on

[floral lynx]

Yup

[alpine raft]

no

not at all

[rose cape]

we are allied 👽

did you forgor already

[mental marsh]

here

[floral lynx]

Why

[hollow wasp]

Yeah? I remember

[alpine raft]

id lose insane ammounts of money

[brisk pebble]

He litterally makes guns in your country 😭

[hollow wasp]

Wondering why the ping

[rose cape]

so im wondering as to why i cant attack their navy in the north

[alpine raft]

more miss out on

[rose cape]

despite being able to move freely through your waters and use your ports

[hollow wasp]

Who? Why am I dragged into this

[floral lynx]

I am bad in economy

[rose cape]

you arent mf

[hollow wasp]

Oh ok

[mental marsh]

@alpine raft siege of la

[floral lynx]

How

[alpine raft]

im not selling weapons exclusively to you

[mental marsh]

bc they shot down your ships while going there

[alpine raft]

if i go from worldwide to only in the country

[wild mason]

Nope sorry
I said no

[rose cape]

???

[alpine raft]

id stop selling as much as i do now

aka miss out on money

[rose cape]

im not moving along the coast though?

[alpine raft]

why did you ping me

[hollow wasp]

Is that meant for me?

[rose cape]

unless they have infinite range cannons

[mental marsh]

yeah but like bro you were destorying there ports ofc they sent ships to check what was going on

[mental marsh]

yes

[hollow wasp]

K lemme cook rq Fr

[floral lynx]

So what about some weapon s will be exclusive

[rose cape]

ok so we would not destroy these ships because??

[alpine raft]

What do you mean some weapons being exclusive?

[rose cape]

you have already said im the largest naval power there’s basically no reason that their ships wouldn’t lose in a battle

[wild mason]

They have submarines.

[mental marsh]

your telling me you sent every ship to destory there ships?

[rose cape]

wow!

[mental marsh]

outdated but your stronger then them

[rose cape]

i would send as many ships as necessary to destroy their navy yeah

[floral lynx]

What is your The best -selling weapon you have

[rose cape]

that is.. the point of the action

[alpine raft]

you want me to make the best weapons i have exclusive to you?

[mental marsh]

alright then you didt really metion how many ships you send but

asumin you sent most

[floral lynx]

No

[alpine raft]

Then what do you want

[mental marsh]

you managed to desotry 85% of there fleet

[floral lynx]

Because i am new her and don't know any thing

[wild mason]

Can we go back to the era of map chart and Nolt calling flanking " backshotting "

😇😇

[mental marsh]

your army that was north has surrounded the city

[alpine raft]

ok, look. I am selling you weapons and a lot of other people just let me keep going how i am going.

[hollow wasp]

Ok ok
Ask for surrender promising amnesty and fair treatment for all inside

[floral lynx]

@mental marsh I want to build schools and let education be a duty for all the people and for free

[frank latch]

La

[mental marsh]

ok commie

[frank latch]

stolen name btw

[mental marsh]

sure all but slaves get education

[hollow wasp]

From france 🔥

[rose cape]

@mental marsh make a landing in the south and supply my troops across the narrow channel

[frank latch]

counter: everyone is a slave

[floral lynx]

I agree to and let We discuss in another time

[mental marsh]

let me give you a better map

[frank latch]

no
Fish MW

(but my map)

[mental marsh]

@rose cape here

[rose cape]

also purchase weapons from @alpine raft in order to supplement their increased demand

[floral lynx]

Yes, and the slave is forbidden

[rose cape]

make a landing in temuganbar then

[mental marsh]

you mean ban slavery

[alpine raft]

he's invading rozvania?

[hollow wasp]

Which stole it from france 🔥

[mental marsh]

yes

[floral lynx]

Yes

[alpine raft]

YES

[mental marsh]

cant

you will get overthrowed

[hollow wasp]

@mental marsh

[frank latch]

true...
I did steal it from France

[alpine raft]

@rose cape My weapons are banned in Rozvania, beat their ass please.

[rose cape]

which country are you 👽

[alpine raft]

company

im just a company

[rose cape]

sell me weapons at a discount then

[hollow wasp]

Which is fine cuz it’s france 🔥

[rose cape]

pretty please

[alpine raft]

how much discount

[mental marsh]

@rose cape heres temugan bar

[frank latch]

I disagree

I would agree if it was the UK

[hollow wasp]

He’s got a factory in phan 💪

[rose cape]

30% discount (so 70% of its total price)

[frank latch]

since
they've stolen everybody else's stuff

[mental marsh]

no army

[frank latch]

but

[rotund hill]

@mental marsh am I now allowed to send my first actions for the MW?

[mental marsh]

you take it with ease

[hollow wasp]

France has also stolen stuff

[alpine raft]

thats way too big man

[mental marsh]

dude what were you waiting for

[floral lynx]

Hmmm khlas make slaves can get a education

[alpine raft]

like 10x too big

[mental marsh]

also cant just do that

[frank latch]

yea
but
the UK

[floral lynx]

Why it's haram

[rotund hill]

Block roads (red), seize the eastern farmlands, and dig trenches along the yellow line. Station the main army at the purple zone, pushing southward to capture the coastal area. Set up a cavalry camp west to harass supply lines and fleeing caravans (green)

[rotund hill]

@mental marsh

[hollow wasp]

Steal from them too?
Next map name is worchestershershestershire

[alpine raft]

btw can i make those factories i forgot to get a confirmation?

[rose cape]

make landings along the northern road and travel south through the town. Set up fortifications and defenses along both roads and also begin the construction of a road east directly to the sea as well as a port for supplies to reach our troops

[frank latch]

real

[floral lynx]

Do it free for people not slaves

[rotund hill]

You may

[alpine raft]

Merci Beacup

[hollow wasp]

@mental marsh offer surrender to la
Promise amnesty and fair treatment for all inside

[mental marsh]

your general says the walls

are impossible to get through

t

[rotund hill]

Not what?

[alpine raft]

@mental marsh Ok make , 2 weapons and 2 cannon factories in maximus and start pumping out weapons

[mental marsh]

mb

[mental marsh]

you prepare for the siege

[rotund hill]

I wasn't trying to penetrate the walls, at least not for now.

[mental marsh]

ik

[frank latch]

https://tenor.com/view/true-trent-reznor-trunt-nine-inch-nails-triangle-factory-gif-7375753110760786939

[mental marsh]

hes just saying

[mental marsh]

your plans go nicly

with little problems

[alpine raft]

every man woman and child will have at least 3 weapons by the time im done

[hollow wasp]

@mental marsh

[rotund hill]

I'll purchase those said factories to you/nationalize.

[hollow wasp]

🇺🇸 🔥 🦅

[rotund hill]

I want it to be government property

[alpine raft]

what

no

i dont wanna do that

[mental marsh]

word of this gets to the people and they protest while inside the city

[frank latch]

peak

[mental marsh]

they want to surrender

but

king doesnt

[hollow wasp]

Nice! Tell them to open all the gates to the city

[mental marsh]

4 years

NEW YEAR

1722

[hollow wasp]

Nice

[alpine raft]

YES

[brisk pebble]

Hur durrrr

Dew dew dew dew dew

[mental marsh]

they cant

[alpine raft]

@mental marsh do i have rifling now?

[brisk pebble]

Do do dooo

[mental marsh]

yes

[alpine raft]

ok

GENTLEMEN

[hollow wasp]

Tell them to pressure the king

[alpine raft]

WHO WANTS THE NEWEST AND BEST WEAPONRY

[brisk pebble]

@mental marsh i buy that shit

[mental marsh]

they are blocking your rifles

[west path]

who pilots them

[hollow wasp]

Tf

[west path]

me so i can gift militias with it

[mental marsh]

msgs sorrry

[west path]

@mental marsh Dee ems i wanna do something silly in your mw

[mental marsh]

sure

[alpine raft]

@mental marsh my factories start making rifles instead of old muskets

[mental marsh]

theyre blocking your letters

[frank latch]

Fakher Airlines...

[hollow wasp]

Wdym

[mental marsh]

also you can open in mopius lands

[rotund hill]

It's the 1800s

[brisk pebble]

I start replacing my muskets with rifles @mental marsh

[alpine raft]

Rifles are anything with rifling so

[hollow wasp]

@alpine raft if ur making rifles in phan I’ll buy them

[mental marsh]

expensive

[alpine raft]

open a factory of rifles there

[rotund hill]

I was thinking of Semiautomatic/Automatic Rifles.

[alpine raft]

@mental marsh sell the man rifles

[mental marsh]

@rotund hill what do you mean by rifles?

[alpine raft]

thats a big jump

[mental marsh]

show me a image of them

[rotund hill]

Like AK-47s

[alpine raft]

he thought like modern weapons

[alpine raft]

thats a big jump man

[brisk pebble]

Can i atleast give the rifles to some elite units first?

[mental marsh]

yes

[alpine raft]

this is basically pre lever actions

[frank latch]

ah yes

[brisk pebble]

Aight i do exactly that, givin em out to the most well trained units

[alpine raft]

ak-22

for 1822

[mental marsh]

this is what hes selling

[frank latch]

muskets, straight to AK-47s

[mental marsh]

no

[frank latch]

least tech-rushed mw

[alpine raft]

what matters is

this will be much

much more accurate

[mental marsh]

@hollow wasp you have f 16 phatoms btw

[hollow wasp]

@mental marsh employ a smuggler
Send him into the city to deliver the message that the common people should force the king to surrender. Open the gates. The siege will be lifted after that

[hollow wasp]

Huh

[spark spindle]

NGL

[hollow wasp]

That’s just every mw

[spark spindle]

What the fuck-

[mental marsh]

he gets shot at

[rotund hill]

I want further collaboration with your company & soon invent the first repeating firearms we will name is (KA-74)

From Suzerain

[frank latch]

nah

[alpine raft]

uhm

calm down

[mental marsh]

cant really smuggle in a seige

[alpine raft]

lets talk in dms

[mental marsh]

theyre dying btw

hungry

[rotund hill]

@mental marsh any news within my siege?

[mental marsh]

DM ME IMPORTANT MSGS

[mental marsh]

dm me about it

its too important

[hollow wasp]

Get another smuggler. The best in the land. Send him by boat into the city in return he gets a really nice payday (in new puppet state) and amnesty for his crimes

[mental marsh]

dude

its a seige

theyre shoting everyone

[hollow wasp]

U can absolutely smuggle in a seige

[mental marsh]

@hollow wasp a random soilder scream "THE GATES OPEN" as one of the gate is randomly opened

[brisk pebble]

Its pretty fuckin hard tho

[floral lynx]

@alpine raft Royal Decree from the King(me)
In the Name of the Almighty, the Ever-Victorious

Let it be known to all within the realm and beyond:
By the will of the Sultan, Sword of the Faithful, Guardian of the Realm, Protector of Trade and Might, this decree is hereby issued concerning the foreign-owned arms manufactory operating within the blessed lands of the Sultanate.

Article I – Sovereign Oversight

The manufactory shall remain under the vigilant eye of the Sultanate. A trusted Emir of the Mamluk Corps shall be stationed permanently to supervise its activities and ensure the interests of the State are upheld.

Article II – Service to the Sultan’s Army

The manufactory shall furnish arms and armor to the Mamluk military forces as a priority, at rates to be determined by the War Council. Weapons crafted specifically for the Mamluks shall bear the mark of the Sultan and be forged to suit the needs of our elite warriors.

Article III – Transfer of Knowledge

A “House of Craftsmanship” shall be established adjacent to the manufactory, wherein artisans and smiths of the Sultanate shall be taught the secrets of war-forging, under supervision approved by the Crown.

Article IV – Economic Contribution

The manufactory shall remit a yearly tribute, henceforth known as the Kharaj of Steel, to the Treasury of the Sultanate. Furthermore, a portion of profits from all exports shall be claimed by the State as rightful dues.

Article V – Foreign Dealings

No weapons shall be sold to enemies of the Sultanate, nor to any foreign power without explicit consent from the Divan of Arms Violation of this clause shall be deemed treason and punished as such

Article VI – Oath of Allegiance

The owner and all ranking officials within the manufactory shall swear an oath of loyalty to the Sultan, pledging not to act against the interests of the realm, under penalty of confiscation and exile

[alpine raft]

no

[rotund hill]

Textwall for a Mapwar

[hollow wasp]

Rush in troops. No looting or harming of civillians or anyone that surrenders. Open more gates to flood the city with my troops

[alpine raft]

im not doing that

[mental marsh]

i am not reading all of that

[hollow wasp]

Peak

[brisk pebble]

Mmmmmmm

[west path]

wait. what time period is this

[hollow wasp]

1720#

[floral lynx]

What you mean by now

[west path]

sweet lord

[brisk pebble]

You gotta give credit to silly cat tho, the wording is pretty good

[alpine raft]

i mean im not doing that

[west path]

and u guys already have rifles ❓

damn.

[frank latch]

@west path I have an idea
blow up copenhagen

[mental marsh]

soilders dont follow orders for a good reason

[hollow wasp]

To be fair rifles means any gun with rifling. It doesn’t have to be crazy advanced

[west path]

in g&B maybe

[brisk pebble]

Dont sell any rifles to wuz guo or its southern neighbour btw

[west path]

yea but those were only like 1760s i think

[mental marsh]

the river of La turns red

[west path]

gotta check rq

[hollow wasp]

Anyone caught looting will be crucified

[alpine raft]

im not promising anything either

Look

[rotund hill]

@mental marsh I sent you dms btw

[alpine raft]

im completely neutral

[hollow wasp]

Pain of death type shit

[west path]

carbine

[hollow wasp]

We’ll reward them as we see fit

[brisk pebble]

Ill buy even more if you dont, just sayin

[hollow wasp]

Damn

[west path]

well

there existed rifles

but they were. ass

[alpine raft]

Look, the main thing of my company is selling to everyone for good and bad. IF i stopped selling to your enemies what saves you from me being pressured into not selling to you? Its an integrity thing.

[west path]

yeah rifles were deadass inferior to muskets before like 1776

[mental marsh]

you cant tell btw the civilians can attack soilders so they arnt killing them on purpose

[brisk pebble]

Well alr then, im still buying your guns anyways

[alpine raft]

Unless someone directly fucks with me they arent getting banned.

@mental marsh btw dms

[mental marsh]

ok

[hollow wasp]

I thought the civilians were on my side? Soldiers have free reign to kill anyone resisting. Anyone surrendering or neutral civilians (not hostile) is sto be spared. No looting under any circumstances

[mental marsh]

some are some arnt

[alpine raft]

@raw vapor dms

[hollow wasp]

Fair. Proceed into the city and open more gates if possible

[floral lynx]

So any part you didn't like we can go to negotiations

[alpine raft]

i didnt like any of it

and its not happening

[mental marsh]

nah its over

you took the catle

@hollow wasp alright therer are still armies in the south

[hollow wasp]

Peak. Anyone surrendering gets full amnesty. Release them. Soldiers are not to loot. Take their king into custody if he’s alive. Use him to make the rest of the country stand down

[raw vapor]

@mental marsh ping me when my navy's finished in DMs so I can sort out another 10 or 5 year plan

[mental marsh]

@rose cape you get pushed out of tenmuganbar

from the rozania army

[mental marsh]

5 min

[mental marsh]

they dont

[hollow wasp]

Well sheet. U got a map of what’s resisting?

[mental marsh]

south

[hollow wasp]

Pretty vague tho

[mental marsh]

they are willing to negoiate

[floral lynx]

@mental marsh @alpine raft Royal Statement from the King (me)
To the master of the foreign arms manufactory

Your rejection of the Sultan’s decree is noted and deemed a direct violation of our sovereign authority.

You have three nights to comply fully with the terms. If you do not, your factory will be seized, your privileges revoked, and you will be exiled as an enemy of the state.

This is the Sultanate’s final offer of peace.
Negotiations may resume only if submission is shown.

By Order of the Sultan
Protector of the Realm, Sword of Justice

[hollow wasp]

Peak

[alpine raft]

Give me a year to prepare to comply.

[mental marsh]

new year

[hollow wasp]

Ok what do they want

[mental marsh]

1723

[floral lynx]

No

[alpine raft]

oh no

[mental marsh]

to be a puppet

wait

[hollow wasp]

Wait what

[mental marsh]

holy shit im so tired

[alpine raft]

@mental marsh how many of my factories are in @floral lynx 's country?

[hollow wasp]

Yeah puppet was the plan @mental marsh

[mental marsh]

only the south ttho

[hollow wasp]

Huh?

[mental marsh]

you took the north

so

no need to puppet them

[hollow wasp]

Yeah but I was planning for it all to be a puppet icl. Would they accept a northern puppet and a southern puppet?

[alpine raft]

I will take one more year to prepare and then i will start paying, as it was already at the end of the year i did not have time.

[mental marsh]

yes

[floral lynx]

Hmmm what is gonna make me agree

[hollow wasp]

Ok who do they want to lead the southern puppet?

[brisk pebble]

Ngl thats pretty smart, divide and conquer

[alpine raft]

I am going to agree to your terms in 1 year

[mental marsh]

no its only one puppet

no north south

[hollow wasp]

Yeah one bigger puppet is worse than two small

[hollow wasp]

Nah north and south

[mental marsh]

ok

[hollow wasp]

King will rule the north (from la)
Who do they want to lead the south and from where

[mental marsh]

thats a bad idea

[brisk pebble]

Man, your really getting immersed into the mw huh?

[hollow wasp]

Why?

[hollow wasp]

It’s kinda peak tho

[brisk pebble]

I just realized they might try to murder each other

[mental marsh]

city leader from phu

[hollow wasp]

Nah it’ll be fine Fr

[floral lynx]

I just got some help from chat GPT

[hollow wasp]

(Background on that guy rq)

[spark spindle]

How in favour of the monarchy are my people? @mental marsh

[brisk pebble]

Eh, less impressive then

[floral lynx]

No

[floral lynx]

The truth is always good

[brisk pebble]

Fair enough, your pretty honest

[rotund hill]

Why don't we all play Amongus and fucking murder each other.

[hollow wasp]

Peak mw fr

[brisk pebble]

Thats shit died in 1975

[hollow wasp]

@mental marsh gtg establish the two puppets

[mental marsh]

he was the city leader

not much to say

[mental marsh]

where were you?

[spark spindle]

I'm still on vacation in THE NETHER 😭

[brisk pebble]

@mental marsh whats the status of my army, is it higher quality now?

[floral lynx]

I will go know

[mental marsh]

which naation??

[spark spindle]

The NETHER

-Lands

[brisk pebble]

CHICKEEENNNN JOCKEYYYY

[spark spindle]

FLINT AND STEEL

[rotund hill]

I was thinking of catapulting flaming corpses inside the city I'm trying to besiege.

[brisk pebble]

LAVA CHICKEN

[rotund hill]

Would it be inhumane?

[median prairie]

Monkey

[brisk pebble]

Average mongol tuesday

[spark spindle]

OOOO MAMACITA NOW YOUR RINGING THE BELL

[rotund hill]

I mean they're already dead

[brisk pebble]

sneak attack

[spark spindle]

"Come closer..."

[brisk pebble]

Whered pablo go

[rotund hill]

"An enderpearl"

[spark spindle]

COMING IN HOT

[brisk pebble]

I think pablo got kidnapped

[mental marsh]

war

back

[brisk pebble]

Oh alr

[mental marsh]

what were you actions

[mental marsh]

yes

[brisk pebble]

Nice

[rotund hill]

I was busy ordering Pablo to set corpses into flames then fire them inside the city.

[brisk pebble]

LMAO

Did it work 👽

[alpine raft]

@floral lynx JUST TRIED TO KILL ME, THAT MEANS EVERYONES WEAPONS ALMOST WENT TO SHIT DUE TO HIM

[floral lynx]

@alpine raft come back you took pardon

[mental marsh]

they put out the fire

[floral lynx]

I didnt

[rotund hill]

I hope they could catch up 👽

[brisk pebble]

Did any diseases spread? Its a corpse after all

[floral lynx]

Stop telling lies

[alpine raft]

YOUR SOLDIERS WERE CHASING ME ON BOAT

[brisk pebble]

BRUH WHAT

[alpine raft]

YOU ARE BLACKLISTED FROM ME SELLING WEAPONS TO YOU

[brisk pebble]

Hengzhou is open

[floral lynx]

And they catch you

[alpine raft]

I WILL GIVE A 10% DISCOUNT TO THE COUNTRY WHO DESTROYS HIS COUNTRY

ON ALL PURCHASES

[brisk pebble]

Ehhh, my hands are full

[alpine raft]

Hes a fascist

[brisk pebble]

Bro, i own slaves 😭

[alpine raft]

He fucked with my money

And the worlds supply of weapons

[brisk pebble]

Well, you can always move to hengzhou

[alpine raft]

Im in ganj now

[brisk pebble]

We wont def wont try ti murder you, thats for sure

[mental marsh]

no

[floral lynx]

I will sell the weapons of ASAp with 20% discount to who will catch hem

[mental marsh]

hes gone

[alpine raft]

You cant

I destroyed the factories

I took half the workers

[brisk pebble]

Want me to take you in?

In mainland hengzhou

[floral lynx]

Dont

[alpine raft]

Im in ganj now im fine

[brisk pebble]

Alr then

[brisk pebble]

He said no anyways

[alpine raft]

Il keep seling to you dw

[brisk pebble]

Yea, but half of your factories are gone now, damn

[alpine raft]

Half?

Eh

[floral lynx]

You don't have any weapons any and don't have factors

You are now just a loser

[alpine raft]

I ve been making factories everywhere

[raw vapor]

@mental marsh my navy plan done or nah?

[alpine raft]

@mental marsh whats the % of factories i lost

[brisk pebble]

Why are you even trying to murder him

[mental marsh]

ye

[alpine raft]

Il rebuild

[mental marsh]

in % 15

[alpine raft]

Yeah thats fine

Rebuild them in ganj

[mental marsh]

those were good factories tho

[floral lynx]

He want to make countrys start war against me

[floral lynx]

.

[mental marsh]

35 % of income gone

[brisk pebble]

And before he made that threat?

[alpine raft]

Il rebuild the factories in ganj

For now il bide my time

[raw vapor]

5 year plan to create the Ganj Research initiative, creating a centralised research committee and basically company if you will. This research initiative will take about 20% of the military budget to fund itself. The navy plan will be cut and instead will be replaced with a 40% dynamic plan based off of annual summaries of other nation's fleets and political situation.
We will create the Goods committee, which oversees goods sold in cities (mainly food) so that they are up to scratch. We will invest in companies within our nation to bolster our economy.

[mental marsh]

these plans are expensive

[alpine raft]

@raw vapor il give you a 5% discount on all purchases

[mental marsh]

and some rural cities arnt getting enough food or houses

[alpine raft]

For taking me in

[mental marsh]

2 years

[alpine raft]

i can wait

[floral lynx]

He refused my royal announcements and i has ordered besiege him in order not to escape and to be in court

[mental marsh]

this session went terrible

[alpine raft]

you wanted to fuck me over

[alpine raft]

this is madness

[mental marsh]

session over

[brisk pebble]

Eh, it was pretty good for me

[mental marsh]

not for me

[floral lynx]

@mental marsh looking for workers how have worked in weapons industry and build a new weapons factors

[brisk pebble]

Rip, did maximus's war end atleast?

[rotund hill]

After two years, yes it did.

I can now go back to playing Suzerain

[brisk pebble]

Well thats good

[alpine raft]

Article I: Would put insane pressure on my workers
Article II: Would probably bankrupt me to arm the Country
Article III: Would make me obsolete
Article IV: Would Bankrupt me further
Article V: Wouldnt let me do any type of foreign dealings without authorisation
Article VI: Would just be Fascism plainly

[rotund hill]

Apparently, the strategy of catapulting flaming corpses into the city was a brilliant idea.

[brisk pebble]

Lmao

[floral lynx]

What i ask you many time to start negotiations

[alpine raft]

Anyways what matters is

[alpine raft]

All of the articles would have been horrible for my business

[rotund hill]

They went 2 years cut off from food supplies, I wonder if they have been eating those corpses.

[brisk pebble]

They probably were, shits more common than you think

[floral lynx]

You have a factor in my country and even refused to not sells weapons to Enemies in case if there is a war

[alpine raft]

Yeah because im neutral and worldwide, im not making any promises like that

Im selling to everyone, if i only sold to one side id lose 50% of my income

[floral lynx]

Where this came from

[alpine raft]

Because i am neutral

[floral lynx]

No

[alpine raft]

yes i am

[mental marsh]

he is

[floral lynx]

No how

[brisk pebble]

@mental marsh hey, i know the sessions over, if i were to renounce the mandate of hengzhou, would it improve relations with that country south of wuz guo

[mental marsh]

kinda

[brisk pebble]

Perfect

[mental marsh]

he sells to almost every nation

[floral lynx]

It like selling weapons for enemies to kill us also the same weapons made from my sons and our iron

[mental marsh]

??

sons?

[alpine raft]

He's really really muslim

[brisk pebble]

A good chunk of the guns are made outside of your country tho

[alpine raft]

like

[floral lynx]

My country children

[alpine raft]

only 15% of my factories were there

[mental marsh]

he has alot more places

[floral lynx]

By who

[mental marsh]

other factpries

[brisk pebble]

Other factories in other countries

[mental marsh]

let me show you a map of where he sells stuff

[floral lynx]

And 35% of our economy

[alpine raft]

35% of my income

wait

@mental marsh how much GDP did he lose due to that

[floral lynx]

That what i mean

[mental marsh]

35%

[wraith quarry]

the pope dying on easter is crazy ngl

[mental marsh]

of income

[alpine raft]

holy shit

[floral lynx]

He should Respect me and my country and i give him protection

[alpine raft]

i mean him

[mental marsh]

rip @vagrant ginkgo

[floral lynx]

I will go right now

[vagrant ginkgo]

is the session still going

[mental marsh]

all yellow is where he sells

[mental marsh]

yes

[alpine raft]

i had a problem with a muslim country

[vagrant ginkgo]

alright I’m gonna lock in

[wraith quarry]

is where he sells
sea shells on the sea shore

[alpine raft]

my home country decided to be authoritarian

and they lost 35% of their income when i left

poor guys

[vagrant ginkgo]

@mental marsh do we got any major problems going on in my country or are we chilling

[wraith quarry]

crusade time

[alpine raft]

hey

[mental marsh]

oh no

[alpine raft]

yeah i asked their income

not mine

[mental marsh]

you lost 35%

they lost 17%

[alpine raft]

and how much did they lose

[alpine raft]

thats still significant right?

[mental marsh]

nah not yet

[alpine raft]

@vagrant ginkgo Do you want guns?

[mental marsh]

people are hungry ig

[brisk pebble]

Hey, can you give me a map of wuz guo in advance? Yk why

[vagrant ginkgo]

subsidize farms in the countryside and encourage people to industrialize their food to increase food production

[vagrant ginkgo]

no

[mental marsh]

yk it doesnt matter if you talk in dms or here right?

[alpine raft]

mkay

[brisk pebble]

It doesnt?

[mental marsh]

people cant industrialize without help

[vagrant ginkgo]

do we have the resources to industrialize ourself or do I need to buy products from overseas?

[alpine raft]

I could help with that by plopping a few gun factories in your country

[vagrant ginkgo]

nope

[alpine raft]

why are you so averse to this

what are your worries

[mental marsh]

you have alot of gunpowder

so

[mental marsh]

also iron

MAPS

[vagrant ginkgo]

well I’ll use the iron and gunpowder that I have to fund the construction of a manufacturing plant near my capital to create tools and machinery to industrialize farms

[mental marsh]

they are expensive for nomral farmers

[alpine raft]

id pay for the factories myself

it would help you industrialize

[vagrant ginkgo]

offer a government program to lease the machinery for 10 years and get paid back in installations

if they industrialize they’ll have more money to pay me back with

[mental marsh]

most accept

and people are getting more food

[vagrant ginkgo]

awesome

[rotund hill]

Our alliance should be named Rok-Er-Mus

Rokermus

[mental marsh]

you advisor is saying that we should alline witht he romikus allince

[mental marsh]

red here

[vagrant ginkgo]

send diplomats to have discussions with the romikus but don’t officially join yet

[rotund hill]

I thought session ended

[mental marsh]

also army fund ing is low with cheap guns ( @alpine raft could help with that)

[mental marsh]

i got time

[alpine raft]

i have the best guns on the market

[hollow wasp]

@mental marsh did you establish the two puppet states?

[vagrant ginkgo]

I don’t trust him I’m ngl

[rotund hill]

"It's a prank"

[alpine raft]

What are your worries

[mental marsh]

hes just selling guns tho

[alpine raft]

Im a company

not a country

[vagrant ginkgo]

@mental marsh fund a few farms to begin growing and selling cash crops like spices, cotton, tobacco, etc and export them around the world to get money

[mental marsh]

@vagrant ginkgo all of this yellow is where hes selling

[vagrant ginkgo]

you have nefarious motives, I can smell it

[alpine raft]

money really

i only care about money

[mental marsh]

@quick idol @ripe owl @rotund hill

[alpine raft]

you are a market i havent tapped into

[hollow wasp]

@vagrant ginkgo didn’t u die

[alpine raft]

and i want to

[vagrant ginkgo]

yeah I lowkey gotta change my name now

[alpine raft]

my weapons are better, and i make them faster than a government can

[hollow wasp]

The conclave?

[mental marsh]

your good postion is helping you get richer

with more trade

[mental marsh]

nah just wait for the next pope

[hollow wasp]

@mental marsh did u establish the two puppet governments?

[mental marsh]

doesnt seem the same tho ngl

[mental marsh]

yes

[vagrant ginkgo]

put this money back into the economy by building more factories. get knowledge from the traders coming in and out of our port to try and speed up the process

[mental marsh]

@hollow wasp

[hollow wasp]

Epic. Do they have resources?

[hollow wasp]

It’s so peak

[mental marsh]

they are still recovering from war so its unknown

[frank latch]

@vagrant ginkgo why are you missing a pfp

[alpine raft]

@vagrant ginkgo My only nefarious motives are money, im not a country im a company i couldnt care less about politics and im completely neutral. Il never stop selling unless someone attacks me directly.

[vagrant ginkgo]

check the news

[hollow wasp]

Ok does phania have any interesting plants/ animals

[alpine raft]

I have factories all over the world

[hollow wasp]

Pope Francis died

[frank latch]

oof

[alpine raft]

Including allies of yours i believe

[mental marsh]

you industrilise alot more but food gets worse in quality

[rotund hill]

Rip Sal

[vagrant ginkgo]

that’s fair but also I wanna be self sufficient and have my own guns that I produce within my country

[mental marsh]

its all over the news

[alpine raft]

I get that you wanna be self sufficient, but if you let me make factories in my country. If i go under the factories are still there

[mental marsh]

lower quality

[frank latch]

I don't read the news

[mental marsh]

its all over here too

[hollow wasp]

@mental marsh does phania have any interesting plants/ animals

[hollow wasp]

It’s mentioned pretty regularly here too

[vagrant ginkgo]

begin a “healthy eating” campaign in response and fund farms willing to grow food crops

[frank latch]

"here too"

being

[hollow wasp]

@frank latch

[frank latch]

#🌎general

[mental marsh]

this thing

[hollow wasp]

#🌎general message

[frank latch]

which
I don't usually go in

[alpine raft]

@vagrant ginkgo Il make the factories in your country it wont be importing if i make them in the country right?

[hollow wasp]

Uhhhhhhhhhhhh
Yeah I’m gonna ignore that….. (unless it has something special/ cool)
Anything else?

[alpine raft]

You'l be basically self suficient

[mental marsh]

quality gets slightly better

but still bad

BYE

GTG

session over

[vagrant ginkgo]

not yet

[alpine raft]

ok

[frank latch]

bro died a day after Easter

[mental marsh]

@hollow wasp your f 16s need people to drive them btw

[hollow wasp]

Good for him icl

[hollow wasp]

Huh

[frank latch]

I wonder who will be the next pope

John the 300th

[river junco]

DM me if you play terraria on mobile

And wanna play

We can set shit up

[floral lynx]

[alpine raft]

you lost 17% of your gdp dude

thats bad

[floral lynx]

[alpine raft]

thats more than half what the us lost in the great depression

[floral lynx]

Do you want to reconcile

[alpine raft]

Reconcile?

No

I could open factories back up

[floral lynx]

Translation abb

[floral lynx]

Ohh

[alpine raft]

If you completely discard those dummy ideas

of controlling me

[floral lynx]

if we get together, We could Control the whole world

[alpine raft]

what

no i just want money dude

[floral lynx]

i acutely did

[floral lynx]

Ok we can have all world money

[alpine raft]

well

I can open factories there again

But are you gonna try and control what i do and demand tribute?

[floral lynx]

Sure

[alpine raft]

ok next session

il open factories

but i want you to pay for them

[floral lynx]

Okay

I acutely would love this my people will die from hunger

[wild mason]

Can we starboard this

[alpine raft]

@wild mason btw arent you like 20

[rose cape]

~bt

[hardy saffron]

@rose cape: Try playing multiplayer with boxing world: Games except if #🎲game-room, they are not the same, - Map Wars (run by @cobalt bolt), and the search engine does not follow our server https. your server is not a conflicting job. following, on Twitch and YouTube.

[rose cape]

yeah she’s so old

[vital latch]

@wild mason ancient give us your wisdom

[alpine raft]

YOU ARE ALREADY ON BREAK

mfer retired really quick

[rose cape]

i read this as perc somehow

[alpine raft]

no im on perc

hes on break

[rose cape]

he is the illest alive

(he has the plague

[alpine raft]

i know

[vital latch]

I'm so sick that I do not trust myself to make good decisons rn

[alpine raft]

you should let me make them

id be such a good mod

[frank latch]

@hollow garden ches?

[alpine raft]

@frank latch wanna play chess

[frank latch]

shore

I'm pretty bad though

:3

[alpine raft]

start the activity

[alpine raft]

i have 100 of those score thingies on chess.com

[frank latch]

I did

it's in game room server

cus

activites don't work here

[spring bison]

@mental marsh if you keep hosting at 7am I will literally quit 👽

[signal tulip]

Host at 8am

[brisk pebble]

Is it really that hard to just wake up early?

[spring bison]

👽

[rose cape]

~apos

~apod

[hardy saffron]

Galaxy Lenses Galaxy from Webb

Astronomy Picture of the Day by NASA

Source: apod.nasa.gov

[brisk pebble]

~ask is it really that hard to wake up early

[hardy saffron]

Is waking up early difficult?

-# AI can make mistakes, please verify the information provided.

[brisk pebble]

Shitty ass bot, its my opp now

Piece of shit bot

[frosty drum]

@brisk pebble Europe

[brisk pebble]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

THATS SO FUCKING FUNNY, ITS EUROPE BUT PLANET

[mental marsh]

I fucking hosted 1 later for you

Plus the session lasted 2 hours

[frosty drum]

There was a session today?

[mental marsh]

Yes

5 hours ago

[frosty drum]

6 am 👽

[mental marsh]

There was a session yesterday

[mental marsh]

Wtf am I supposed to do

[frosty drum]

Host later

[mental marsh]

I didt have time

[raw vapor]

Yes

[brisk pebble]

Maybe yall can set up an alarm?

[alpine raft]

It was a crazy session

I had a problem with the country my HQ is in

had to flee the country

lost 35% of my income

the country lost 17% of gdp

[prime compass]

@alpine raft when will you relocate your HQ to bahale

[alpine raft]

Well

I dont plan on relocating soon and if i did

I wouldnt do it to a country that doesnt allow its citizens to buy my weapons

[alpine raft]

But

When are you guys adding me to an alliance gc so i can coordinate better

@prime compass

[prime compass]

We will see

[alpine raft]

Oh well

[alpine raft]

Really so i could announce future plans and get feedback from what you guys will need in the future

Like if someone makes a bigger navy

Il add another cannon factory in his country

[mental marsh]

Btw this so stupid

Like bro

Your 1 person

2 ig with LeBron

[mental marsh]

For my mw 😭 ?

[raw vapor]

This is a lil late

[mental marsh]

I was overwhelmed

[alpine raft]

yk what im overwhelmed with?

money

[mental marsh]

And forgot to do @rose capes war

[alpine raft]

i just won 1 million cc

18.7 million cc

[alpine raft]

Yeah just chillax

if youre overwhelmed tell people to chill with actions

[mental marsh]

I might tell you how much money you have

Might

[alpine raft]

wdym in the mw?

[mental marsh]

Ye

[alpine raft]

tell me

I presume like I had half the gdp of my old hq country

but i made the joke because

[alpine raft]

But do tell

[mental marsh]

100000⁶ dabloons

[alpine raft]

Whats ganj's gdp

@mental marsh

[mental marsh]

5 usd

[alpine raft]

also

i might buy a large strip of land

to have as an hq

just so im completely independent

[mental marsh]

Just invade a small country smh

[alpine raft]

what am i nestle?

im worse

il put it into debt

and make it sell land to me at low prices

[frank latch]

anyone want to play ches?

[prime compass]

e4

@frank latch i resign

[spring bison]

only if you resign

[frank latch]

sounds fair to me

[prime compass]

Ts so david

[wild mason]

@rose cape can you make a new chart of game room activity over time

[rose cape]

no because my pc was shot dead in oklahoma city

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1204140512857038870/1346491602855792734/nk-image-edit-caption-gdn6nxus.gif

[mental marsh]

Dam

[mental marsh]

Me

[wild mason]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1204140512857038870/1346491602855792734/nk-image-edit-caption-gdn6nxus.gif

[frank latch]

alright

[mental marsh]

Nvm

I'm busy

[frank latch]

evil

[mental marsh]

Back

Free now

[west path]

evil

~ask can you sybau

[hardy saffron]

Please ask a question.

-# AI can make mistakes, please verify the information provided.

[west path]

truth

[wraith quarry]

~ask Is Eseron doomed?

[hardy saffron]

I only answer questions. Please ask a question.

-# AI can make mistakes, please verify the information provided.

[wraith quarry]

these bots suck

[prime compass]

Sybau

~ask whats a suzerain

[hardy saffron]

What is a suzerain?

-# AI can make mistakes, please verify the information provided.

[prime compass]

What

[signal tulip]

~ask can you ask a question?

[hardy saffron]

How does photosynthesis work?

-# AI can make mistakes, please verify the information provided.

[signal tulip]

😪 🛏️ 💤

[frosty drum]

Beat skeletron

[wraith quarry]

you got boned!

i used to think he was the final boss

[alpine raft]

@floral lynx By the way, could i get a bit of land for myself as neutral territory for my HQ

[elder arch]

he actually was in the first versions of the game

[wraith quarry]

crazy

[elder arch]

also smart cursor didn’t exist so good luck manually moving your mouse between the blocks you want to mine

[wraith quarry]

well i was on mobile then

[wild mason]

will you do it once you are free

[rose cape]

yes!

[mental marsh]

@rose cape b

btw

sorry your i couldt do your war

you were kicked out of temuganbar tho

[sullen pawn]

270

[frank latch]

180

[alpine raft]

390

[frank latch]

you ruined it

evil

[shadow garnet]

I didn't know smart cursor existed either until playing console version for a while

[elder arch]

i feel bad for you just for reading that

you poor soul..

[wraith quarry]

imagine owning an EA game

[heady marsh]

😦

[wraith quarry]

no sandbox option in a server for a sandbox game

[heady marsh]

youre right

hold on

[fresh jewel]

sandbox,fps and rpg

also theyre the genres of my most played games on steam

(worldbox,ultrakill and morrowind)

[elder arch]

rpg/sandbox

that's why i'm a fan of games like Terraria

[low agate]

Interesting

[vital latch]

platformers:

[low agate]

Good game

[vital latch]

I love me a good platformer

mario wonder pure gold

[low agate]

Can you guess my favorite genre (I got elden ring and terraria on disc)

[vital latch]

sonic 3 and knuckles

[vital latch]

physical media >>>

[low agate]

Unfortunately I wouldn't get the same deals on discs

[vital latch]

what how

[low agate]

I got the borderlands Pandora's box for like 80% off

[vital latch]

the biggest boon of physical media is you can buy second hand for next to nothing

[low agate]

Lack of game stores

[vital latch]

physical game buying 101 ebay and similar sites are your best bud

[low agate]

I don't use online shopping

Mostly because I don't have a card yet

[elder arch]

there's a physical media version of terraria?

[vital latch]

now is also a great time to look for garage sales since the sw2 is coming out soon and large crowds want to upgrade

[low agate]

I got my disc copy years ago

Picked it up after a doctor's appointment coming home

[vital latch]

yeah, the only physical terraria in my house is for the 3ds though

[elder arch]

i still got pokemon Y for the 3DS on my table

[low agate]

I had the dark souls trilogy on disc but I lost the first game

(depressed about it ever since)

[vital latch]

I do have it downloaded on my switch though, it's a good game to have access 2 on the go without having to touch the mobile port

[low agate]

Bro used 2 instead of to unironically

[vital latch]

pokemon x and y really arent bad imo

[vital latch]

im sick and on phone cannot do my typical yap rn

[low agate]

It's faster to just type "to"

You don't gotta do all that mobile keyboard stuff

[vital latch]

not rlly

t and o are further from eachother then nums and w/2

[low agate]

To to to to to to to to to
22222222222222

[vital latch]

222222222 is unreal

[vital latch]

also typing to requires two hands for speed, one of my hands is wet rn

[vital latch]

you do it like that?

damn profesional mobile yapper

my 110wpm ass is impressed (it's only like 60 on mobile)

[low agate]

I usually use this

[elder arch]

To To To TO TO TO TO
2222222222222222

done

[low agate]

To to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to you to to yo

[low agate]

~bt

[hardy saffron]

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[low agate]

To to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to you to to yo

Behold

To

[sullen pawn]

should i host

@mental marsh @marsh lance @hollow garden @frosty drum @rose cape @polar cargo @prisma flame @prime compass

[prisma flame]

no

[sullen pawn]

doing it

@mental marsh

hi

urgent news

[vital latch]

that makes 50

[sullen pawn]

@tepid quest

WE WANT FURRY ROLEPLAY

[floral trout]

LETS GO

[frank latch]

this doesn't even need to be out of context

[frosty drum]

E

[hollow garden]

@west path something interesting has happened

The king of Leon and the queen of France married

Leon is the most powerful Christian and realm generally in Iberia

[balmy epoch]

is this ck3

[hollow garden]

Will this lead to a western European empire?

[hollow garden]

No it's prequel ck2

[balmy epoch]

ck3 hasn’t reached Egypt yet 💔

[hollow garden]

Iberia is really interesting

This game the Christian kingdoms are demolishing Andalus completely even before the crusades and holy orders

But the previous game the Muslims absolutely demolished the Christian kingdoms

Near completely wiping them out

[balmy epoch]

@hollow garden dms

this is funny af

[mental marsh]

1 am 0

[west path]

yes

and that is why. you must kill them.

[prime compass]

2 am

[alpine raft]

I FEEL CASH MONE

MONEY

MONEY

I WANT MONEY

MONEY

MONEY POWER RESPECT

I WANT MONEY

[hollow wasp]

Becoming staff:

[hollow wasp]

Who r u playing? (If ur making the empire it’s fine )

[hollow garden]

No rocks you know of yet aren’t repelled, people think the girl is blessed by Dwayne and she is given extra food

[hollow garden]

I'm the pope

I know it's too soon...

[alpine raft]

I understand

I will deal with it promptly

[hollow garden]

Thank you nek

You are a truly reliable bro

[prime compass]

@hollow garden kleznam i need money

I need to build private prisons

[hollow wasp]

Hey wait a minute…………

[hollow wasp]

Are u winning?

[alpine raft]

you just gave me an idea for pablo mw

Il have pow camps made private

and allow people to pay me for their people

[hollow garden]

I just deposed an antipope the HRE Kaiser had and excommunicated him THEN killed him and the new emperor is my bootlicker he gave me a MASSIVE amount of lands in Italy for me to coronate him

And I'm happy that France and Spain are unifying this will greatly weaken the Muslims in Iberia and strengthen Catholicism even more

[prime compass]

Klezanm

[hollow garden]

yes brother

Tell me what troubles your heart

[prime compass]

Communism 😔💔

Drokal must see reason

Anyway

@hollow garden kleznam question pls

[hollow garden]

Ask for there is no boundaries between brothers

[prime compass]

Suzerain mw time
How good is the SSP 🤔

[hollow garden]

It's quite strong being 5th in the world

[prime compass]

Actually its 1st

[hollow garden]

But it's more so internal focused than external

As you can probably guess

[prime compass]

So was the Real SSP in the game!

[prime compass]

What do they lack

And which nations surpass it

[hollow garden]

This is sekret

[hollow garden]

Well more experience, funding, and more sleeper agents in other countries

[prime compass]

Contana
Arcasia
Rumburg
Rizia..?

[hollow garden]

Idk

[prime compass]

They have existed for a short time

I would say they have achieved quite a lot...

[prime compass]

Ok and how good is our military in comparison to other nations in Eastern merkopa

[brisk pebble]

Bro what 💀

[hollow garden]

It's stronger than Morella but weaker than Rizia
And roughly equivalent to Lespia with Lespia being only slightly stronger

[hollow garden]

👽

Slavery

[prime compass]

I have done a lot to improve it im such a good president!

Let us not talk about democratic reforms

[alpine raft]

No

Ransoms

[hollow garden]

Wish this was the same for human rights and freedoms 😢

[alpine raft]

It will be safe and ethical

[prime compass]

Shut up commie

My 2nd term will focus on technology and stuffs

[prime compass]

How much influence has Wehlen gained internationally?

[prime compass]

Wehlen does not restrict human rights

What are you talking about

?

[hollow garden]

Who is paying the ransoms

[prime compass]

Me

[hollow garden]

I think this is up for you to determine

Southern Bergia was annexed

Wehlen joined ATO