#🎲game-room
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Set up a child company?
something like that
I am taking over contana
more independent so it doesnt rely on slow communication
Yeah sure
ok
Nah the kalrad army is 40 million people
We have 10 million jets
☠️
30 million tanks
@mental marsh also whats your oppinion on if im big enough getting myself a private army
What do you do with that army tho
uhm
motivate people into letting me sell them guns
like opium and china
Ig?
just an example
also il likely be expanding into cannons
Ok
im gonna be the tea company but so much worse
Sell to the continent frist
yeah when i become n1 in the country il probably expand internationally and then buy up all the competition
Ok
Also my army will act as a motivator to let me stay neutral
Alright what's the year?
llike 600s
Dam
Like tech wise?
I already did
Octana
do u need the lore
@sullen pawn kidnap the thieves' families and execute them
rejoin as voks?
@alpine raft
I am cant play rn
i moved session here
sad
can i be a trading company?
nuh uh
No
I need players
I think I remember
the epsilon stuff?
then na
ya'
por favor
did you google portuguese just for that
noooo
i dont want another mw
por favor jugas mi guerra mapa, trabajo muy intenso en lo
That is spanish.
why did he do this
hello
what the fuck did you just say to me
play please
10k cc
,with 10000
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20,000
17,519,571
17,539,571
Dam
fuck you
,pay @spring bison 20e3
@spring bison has received your
20,000
screw you nekcrop
@spring bison when are you playing the mw
iberian scum
wow
scam nekcrop
this is so crazy
Tf happened
im very proud of myself
which
IM PORTUGUESE
i only had to translate one word for that sentance
Mine
YOU BASICALLY SHOT A PUPPY TO ME
I already joined 🤯
When are you playing tho
inferior portuguese btw
por favor, desculpem-me por falar esta língua nojenta, eu sei que Portugal é melhor que Espanha
womp womp you got colonized
you arent hosting 👽
YES YES
I hosted today
,with 50e3
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Oh I didt ping you
,pay @spring bison 50e3
@spring bison has received your
50,000
play his mw
nekrop plz play
says the british puppet state
says the colony of the british puppet state
Says the Portuguese
i wanna sell weaponry
@sullen pawn what is the most technologically advanced nation?
you could try a different playstyle!
sablonroge are pioneers...
i dont want to try a different playstyle
show me them on the map
,roll 20
:game_die: You rolled 18
nice
When are you joining my mw
the red?
🤫
@sullen pawn gimme the red
@sullen pawn invade @alpine raft
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sablonroge and voksularu mare my favorites
well aint that a kick in the head
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you just partitianed the dying boreas clan, rumors of fierce warriors in the mountains had not been true for decades
,bal croai
Why tf does honey bee have 60 mill
grey one got cut up by meridia, voksularum, and sablonroge
Yo uhh can I build roads
Connect the bois
Ykyk
you have far greater access to furs and hides now, aswell as trading roads that lead thru the mountain
@sullen pawn what's a weak nation next to me
domilix
Made the choice I’m stuck now. Must become superpower
@sullen pawn how advanced is my tech
medeival
Alright mobilise the army
but compared to others
currently weak
i havnt finished
let me finish explaining 2 nekcrop
you just were in a bunch of wars
when I graduate
you just told me they were pioneers
Get a job
...
your south tried to declaer independance, this starved the rest of the nation for months but eventually with volunteers from octara, you crushed them
graduating seems a bit more important atm
Alright
@alpine raft you have fought 3 wars with goblandia, they won their independance on the western island, fought another war to get the south of the island, and fought a third war to get the entirty of both islands
Can I…. Invade them?
@alpine raft loongmen were the reasoning for goblandia winning these wars
so im playing a shithole?
you dont border them
no
you have entered a perioid of economic rise
Yeah I do I’m the yellow guys
you are recovering from the misfortunes these last 150 years have brought you
@sullen pawn since it's a plane
Use horses
And charge
Surrounded these regions
Cut them off
OH YES
From the rest
Lol
@sullen pawn so i got money
not yet but you will soon
your relations with voksularum are also doing well
how soon
@sullen pawn so I’m gonna gather a group of recruits and invade the psycho cultists
@sullen pawn respond 💔
a royal marrige between the great grand child of the leader of the revolution is a voks councilmen
this would aid tension in your south
end of session
waiitt!!!
do u reember ur rundown
our advisors tell us this is a bad idea
Why
I do that’s why I was gonna build roads
asshole
It's a plane
the domilix land wil provide nothing but unhappy minorities and lost octaran blood
🤓
Slaves:
slavery has been mass outlawed after the times of epsilon
only the bandits use them now
Dam
also its just a bunch of desert with hardly any habital land
@mental marsh sell to the bandits fr
and you would have to fight bandits which are already raiding your northern borders
domilix is overrun by them
@sullen pawn so, uh am i just useless this session
the world is on edge to cause a great war
i want the bigass war to happen this session
Hi
@sullen pawn invade the cultists Fr
Well
where will such war happen?
@sullen pawn dms
I just fucking woke uo
Lazy
yuh
Brb
Don't accept
he is ytour biggest op
@mental marsh who is what nation?
@sullen pawn btw would I be able to invade the cultists? Like will I just collapse?
@sullen pawn nah let's ally frfr
its a bad idea because you're so ethnically diverse
@frosty drum protests and armed rebellions in the south have began to spring up
Damn so I’m just like always on the brink of collapse? Need to empirify rq lol
Why????
@sullen pawn is skillerz near me?
Just use your army bro
ya you just reunited yaself
ur like china
@sullen pawn build a massive road systems connecting every tribe and territory
@sullen pawn Send the army
@sullen pawn How is the international arms market, many buyers?
not many buyers since its still swords and bow eras
everyone akes their own stuff
Could i research gunpowder
metagaming
ok so
i need to make the allaince map un momento
the east used to have gunpowder they were just too busy using that shit for hwatchas and fireworks
Garlic respond 💔
Ok
this is a map of the intertwined alliance system
in an all out war it would come down to red vs green
Oh
Cancel ig
I have allies? Crazy
@sullen pawn
Alright
you begin improving the shabby roads that farmers and explorers have made
and begin construction on a more centralized road system much like voksularums
@sullen pawn
no gunpowder yet
taking things sslooowww
thats booringgg
this new isometric rendering thing is cool
play mw
they used to have this
and removed it
ik
no
Cool
apparently it crops the part behind the gui
what do you want
@wraith quarry how do you make that
mod called isorenders
Fun fact
This used to actually be in the base game
@sullen pawn can I promote the growth of towns by building houses and improving living conditions in the towns?
Yes
@sullen pawn try to promote a national identity rather than a tribal one
The state protects
ik
The state joins all the tribes together
the idea of a untied loongmen is popular, but people still tend to show allegiance to their local warlord than the emporer
Ok following up on that ask the warlords for a public show of allegiance to the state
the warlords are all (curerntly) very loyal
you are in a golden age of agriculture
theres plenty of food to go around
Epic
because of this, art and carpentry and those types of things have been skyrocketing
@sullen pawn Let's recruit more people to become soldiers fr
But I need loyalty in the bad times too. Investigate each one, their past allegiances, any rumours of rebellion, anything
i actually should do a population thing
Based at
but after session
Af*
ill lyk when warlords may be an issue'
for now they are fine
Ok
build ports to help export excess food, artwork and to fish.
Uhm... Isn't that me-
Garlic said nobody’s playing there
!!!!!!!!!!!
-The Children after their wages were cut
Wait what
Idk
I must've been kicked for inactivity
I probably should have slept at night instead of the day lol
@frosty drum @mental marsh Octaran and clepsydran troops engage at the border
Clepsydra has blockaded the rebellion
@frosty drum your supieor numbers are aiding you in the battle, but your troops are not trained aswell as the octarans
garlic isn't the host
He is
i keep forgetting i have this random person added on steam
they're a brony PZ modder
@sullen pawn dms
of Pablo's mw?
I wasn't talking about that though
UwU
:3
@frosty drum has tactically retreated to regroup with more soldiers, the battle over (skillerz needs to name that city) has begun!
@mental marsh
@mental marsh NEWS!
the Loongmen have sent large amounts of soldiers south to aid in skillerz' effot
they will arrive in 6 weeks
@sullen pawn how long until my troops land?
they have just arrived in the capital
Where’s that
~8ball is skillerz gonna win
Huh
tey stopped by the capital for a few days to regain energy
is skillerz gonna win
:8ball: Concentrate and ask again
Huh
I'm here
Nuh uh
check dms
I did
@sullen pawn dms
Be wise about this
@mental marsh withdraw
When??
I need to know why I am at war
You asked apparently
Cheater
nuh uh
you scrapped that plan anyway
that was just the original idea
ANYWAY
@frosty drum @mental marsh your generals have no idea how to fight urban warfare
wait nvm
I do
You’re invading my ally 👽
yea you're fighting IN the city
Oh
Laspia?
Is that skillerz
Dms
@frosty drum The octarans have set fire to the city!!!!
im assuming you want to evacuate after setting fire right
@frosty drum the reinforcements have arrived
Yeah I said in dms
Strike back
Idk
@sullen pawn use cavalry and arrows to kill the reenforcement
Also
Light sticks on fire
skillerz' and reinforcements attempting to retake the city and flank have run into octaras soldiers
both armies are exhausted, even the reinforcements
Fuck off
Skillz killed two of my sons
Like bro
Can't let him do thst
Was that in the battle?
No I fucking didn't 👽
When
Lore
Btw where are you
All the way up north in the yellow
@mental marsh if u pull in allies Fr it’s gonna be a world war
Voksularum's diplomat will talk to the council
(remember, they're slow as shit at everything they do)
Bribe every single one to speed stuff up
Technically not bribe
wont work
Just telling them to work faster
Alright send a diplomat
And he suggests everyday to make a decision
@sullen pawn DM’s
@sullen pawn dms
And other
Hopefully he speeds stuff up
@frosty drum scouts in the north have heard rumors of octaran troops moving through the dense, undefended forest
@sullen pawn Did yiu check dms
Do that and send it north
@sullen pawn dms
they have exited the forest, if they reach your flank you may lose the entire war
Send my reinforcements to hold them off
sablonroge has entered clepsydras northern border after light fighting thru the thinned defenses
@mental marsh @frosty drum @hollow wasp
Send the army in ASAP
Tf?
@alpine raft GOBLANDIAN SOLDIERS HAVE LANDED IN THE NORTH
wild
who the fuck is goblandia
pat
@alpine raft go away bro
]
You fuck off
@alpine raft loongmen soldiers are defending the clepsydran city
@mental marsh Actually fuck off
what did i say @mental marsh
You’re invading my ally, nekrop is helping u, I gotta invade nekrop. Shits so annoying
Nekrop is my ally
Yeah but u started this shit
No I didt
i have encountered longbowmen in prior wars right?
no loongmen are the people to your north
Who crossed the border first
they have a large part of their army helping the people you're invading
PLEASE
oh the voks player is here
Who??
@sullen pawn
Build small clinics and school in rural areas
His army crossed the border unannounced
I js joined bru
To attack skillerz
Now join le guerre
For freedom
And independence
And Liberty
I am to help my ally in war
Reaching the south will take a long time
you have esgaroth
you can reach every battle in a fair amount of time
Oh
@sullen pawn dms rq
@sullen pawn hi
Voks forces have reached the battle fields
Yippee
They shall follow the command of nek and pablo
the absolute monster that is voksularum is pushing back Clepsydra, loongmne, and goblandia
Hail Voksularum
Fr
@frosty drum @mental marsh everyone here is exhasted
Im eat bye
the generals are discussing a ceasefire on that front
Volks arnt
it wasa long journey
@frosty drum cease fire?
And what
Wait?
@sullen pawn dms.
Maybe
btw if you guys notice alot of the borders are harsh
that is on purpose
alot of borders are marked by rivers and or mountain ranges
@prime compass @alpine raft @hollow wasp @mental marsh iaspia is offering to negotiate a peace
this war has been bloody and expensive
Your making up nations
you're*
Yes or no
Apparently your leadership said to continue the war
Well say yes
i ot confused
I stop
u guys are confusing
@mental marsh @frosty drum the octarans fake retreat has worked!
Nice
octaran soldiers hiding in bushes and holes dug in the ground sprung up, encircling the forces
@frosty drum the general surrenderd
I'm fucking leaving
Because the amount of times I asked to Encircle
And you didn't
he does not have alot of leverage
you're changing plans every 2 messages
BECAUSE MORE SHIT KEEPS HAPPENING
because spamming caps helps
also you literally said
not to fully dedicate
its not a large group of men
the fronts have connected but not before clepsydrans broke through the north
Connect armies
And do s big push
I fucking called it
And you didn't listen
@mental marsh your northern troops have retreated back to octara
Wait
Use the southern
Nvn
both of your generals are suggesting you to pull back and recoup
(remember medeivalw ars often last years, while there is one major battle every 6 months)
Do that
What are their terms
@sullen pawn check dms and other
i cant answer that because i forgot where i was going with it
If I get this
I'm not fucking trusting you
btw you dont really want land from him
Blessed be the peacemakers
the goal of this war was to free the crownlands
Oh
@frosty drum btw you have the rebellion under control
Really?
@mental marsh you failed
Fund more lmao
no battle currently
octaran ships begin pressing the blockade
@sullen pawn blockade to prevent that
Can't
THERES A BLOCKADE????
You don't know where
naval warfare
its not that hard to find ships
& he blockaded awhile ago
Ok whats happening
I mean rebels
@frosty drum occasionally an octaran ship will slip through, this is keeping the rebels going
not this front
@mental marsh skillerz has abandoned huge parts of the blockade to attack your ships
bait
Definitely isn't
If only i werent so far
a huge naval battle ensues
@sullen pawn how modern is our army?
its good
@sullen pawn Did you check the dms yet
Charge into other ships
Begin a modernization programm
Wait
Tell the rebels to fight the ships
Shoot from the city
@mental marsh skillerz has started focusing on the north
Say this in dms btw
sablonroge is being pushed back
actualyl dont
because if you guys do i will just tell the other player
and its easier for me to look at actions here instead of a bunch of dms
@sullen pawn dms
Armies probably ready
Charge at them
you do this but the fires are being extingueshed pretty quick
With now being rested
you have mabe 4 dozen men that are skilled enough with a longbow to shoot that far
Do it even more
@sullen pawn dms
@sullen pawn use trebuchets to light the sablonroge forests on fire
@sullen pawn suprise his army
@sullen pawn leave first
Can't work twice
please stop pinging me saying dms
@mental marsh skillerz has attempted a flank
Retreat
Ur not there I’m burning nekrop
Flank him
while it was not as succseful as his generals had hoped it is hard to defend
What
ok so like
when i say no
to things like that
keep in mind
@sullen pawn
Idk
if your general is on this ship
Just retreat
and its under heavy fire
how is he going to get a message to the other side of the battle
@sullen pawn
Reinforce Pablo and nek with more troops
Abolish conscription+modernize...
Sorry
but it takes time for the memssage to reach
Hm
its ok
Medieval times call for large armies
I need to go...
@sullen pawn
Id say sweep the western forces
Like surround it
Will you help?
Too far for My navy
No I mean land
I am
Cool
@sullen pawn
Invest into building long-range ships 😇
@alpine raft your generlas are suggesting you abandoned the lake front
Medieval times belemin that’s not really possible
@garlic
I will see
Oops
i have a lake?
thats nice
@sullen pawn
this lake
@alpine raft leave
@sullen pawn Update me on pablos front please
i feel like you overestimate how invest i am in my country living
voks troops are resting in barracks
some with naval expirence are fighting in the battle
@sullen pawn
How are pablos soldiers?
😭
You war criminal
I sent in DM’s too 😢
Bro ignored me 😔
It’s only a war crime if I lose (even then idk I’ll just run away)
NOOOO I MEANT ON THE RIVER SIDE
@hollow wasp the city is getting hit hard by the fire
💀
Peak?
why are you burning your allies forests
The fire is lit ig. Do it by the river too
He’s not my ally
Behead innocents
ohhh
that river
@alpine raft he is burning the border
💀
@hollow wasp ceasefire!
he's burning a river?
We want to discuss peace
But…. How can I war crime?
thats so annoying
I said ceasefire
Voksularum is calling for a ceasefire on all fronts
@mental marsh Why don't we end the war entirely
And keep the borders the same as before the war
@frosty drum the rebels are asking for ceasefire so they can discuss with octara about their plans
There’s a battle ongoing rn in skillerz. Tell pablo to end it and I end the war crimes
you may want to take this
But why?
the war is not good for morale
Pablo is gone
crownlanders are getting confident they can win their independance
i hate water caves
those riots may turn into full scale revolts
Didn't you say I had them under control
Immediate ceasefire please accept
yes but your troops are getting tired and dying
Fine
Small ceasefire
And look in dms
That’s the point icl
People are tired
@prime compass @hollow wasp Pablo is not listening to my peace demands btw
Nekrop wants a peace deal, he wants money
Keep the borders as before
The rebels will receive autonomy
Reparations will be paid from both sides
Not mine, I’m lighting trees on fire
(they are)
Stop
🔥
true
i love canal maxxing in mc
what war
bro missing the whole mw
Sup
Did it end
@sullen pawn can I replant the trees on nekrops border rq
yes
SESSION OVER (alot happened in dms it wasnt dead)
Results:
The Crownlands have gained autonomy
Octara and Clepsydra are poor until their economys recover
40 thousand casualties on all sides, not including civilians
(town that skillerz hasnt named) is destroyed from fighting
-
Pablo pays small amounts of reparations to skillerz
-
pablo accepts responsibility for causing the war
-
Skillerz grants some levels of autonomy to the rebels
-
Laddie will replant the trees on nekrop’s border
-
Belemin will also pay light amounts of reparations to skillerz
-
All parties sign a nonaggression pact lasting for 10 years
New land was discovered in the west
The world has figured out that these large alliances are hard to uphold in a war, methods of new transportation and travel methods are beginning to be researched
@prime compass pin
Wait what
Isn't that only for admins and stuff
mods
mods are allowed to pin recaps here
I mean I don't think mws are important enough to pin
check pins
hey guys idk if i gotta tell you this but please do not remake the holocaust in map wars or any tradedgy / mass systematic murder that is not fine
hey guys idk if i gotta tell you this but please do not remake the holocaust in map wars or any tradedgy / mass systematic murder that is not fine
GOD DAMN IT
@frosty drum operation uxair must be put on hold
When are you playing in the mw
I
true...
Am focused on Dino one
12 pm GMT
not gonna switch nations though
What were you
They are at 2 different times but ok
im the UAE
so
chat
how was the session
@frosty drum
Good
I won war 👍
It was draw
In my eyes
hey guys idk if i gotta tell you this but please do not remake the holocaust in map wars or any tradedgy / mass systematic murder that is not fine
Did someone say I want an mw
Someone said you wanted to play ches
sure
KLEZZZZZ
Alright
Sob
I think now is a good time to update pins
Lad hii
Which maps should go in pins guys?
User your army
@frosty drum Is your MW over?
Too?
(this one)
Never joined mine
?
How are u?
They used my army for it too 😢
Yeah
I'm fine
It's ok
How are you lad
Sessions tomorrow
Yeah
There's 3 characters now btw
But I must beat BOW in chess
Genesion is my main focus, helping qar set up another server, participating in dinos aw kind of, helping both nek and qar get their RPGs rolling, working on embassy gang shit, working on RPG2, working on CCMW 😭
@novel jay If you're still hosting could I get the updated map of this?
@wraith quarry has there been an updated map?
it’s in the mw/aw server now
Different mw
@frank latch is this still the most recent bowistan
I’m sorta bored with COA
@alpine raft are you planning to continue this?
Nothing happens, although
wait is that neks mw
We could do a 60 year time skip
And get into large settlement territory
Pin mine aswell
I'll unpin it 4 now
@vital latch @rose cape Opinions?
Is this the updated map
could be interesting
Kinda
i might
yeah sure
Where are the Muslim pilgrims
Where are they Peter
They aren’t happening
Ik
Did you host after that
hold on
oki will unpin it 4 now, if you host it again lmk and I'll pin the map for it
also u still host here right, only pinning maps that're hosted in game room
yes
both game room and game room server
unless i dont like you
Garlic ahh message
Fish map war and conclusion?
I don't think so
wher most recent
What even happened in it
@hollow garden kehekekele
Kleznam
My character got shot 15 times by terroneiks
Bowistan: (Map Update) Final of Session 32
Bowistan Year: 118 AS
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I will host in 3 weeks 🙏
Youre supposed to send cute mice pics
dam
Kill zcres
chess?
aww
Idk
I'm hungry
so Imma make myself some food
then I gotta work on school
ok
UPDATED MAP
@prime compass doubled in size
@alpine raft and @nova talon got added
btw whats the other company?
what do they make
damn