🎲game-room

[cunning niche]

Always

[prime compass]

You break my heart bananam

When will you come to realize that the CSP is a danger to World peace!

[spring bison]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-house-house-md-cursed-the-curse-cursed-images-gif-9514785705741002263

[prime compass]

You dirty blud

Soll is kinda based

[spring bison]

the blud is saying this btw

[prime compass]

You are the real BFF militant, Ishvael Ersen

Dornburg....Rumburg

[frank latch]

💔
#doublestandards

[west path]

how fat am i

[mental marsh]

Asked this in 8 in the morning

[frank latch]

pretty fat

[radiant oyster]

I’m going to sleep lmao

[mental marsh]

Nah come on

[radiant oyster]

So are we doing session now or

[mental marsh]

I'm about to host

[mental marsh]

Well I did the vote on the game room server

[radiant oyster]

If you start the sesh in the next few mins then I’ll participate otherwise ima head out

[wraith quarry]

it is

[mental marsh]

Yes

I'm trying

[radiant oyster]

Wait is klenz gone?

Can’t ping them

[mental marsh]

But I can't mass ping

[mental marsh]

Left for good ig

[radiant oyster]

@prime compass we are fucked

Ngl I might just sleep

[frank latch]

@west path ches

[radiant oyster]

Belemin & i’s entire plans kinda hinge on that person existing

[west path]

@waxen remnant when are they adding a subspecies trait that determines whether creatures follow a herd structure or a family structure

[frank latch]

[waxen remnant]

I think in coming months each aspect of the update will get a fleshed out version

per update

so prolly soon after the open beta is finished

[frank latch]

with Klez gone
I have nobody to play chess with 💔

[waxen remnant]

although I think religion will get one first

[west path]

er

herds and families are already in the game

wild animals make herds sapients make families

[waxen remnant]

subspecies trait -

[radiant oyster]

Should I make an anarchy chess v2?

[west path]

they released a subspecies trait in a hotfix

i dont think this is beyond the realms of a hotfix

[mental marsh]

No

[radiant oyster]

@frank latch you where one of the major players in the OG iirc

[frank latch]

no

[waxen remnant]

they did?

[radiant oyster]

I swear you where

[mental marsh]

I'm trying to ping the players

[west path]

actually they might have to be in a civilization to count

[frank latch]

what does iirc mean

[west path]

grin reaper trait:

[radiant oyster]

If I remember correctly

[frank latch]

ah

[mental marsh]

@brisk pebble @frosty drum @wild mason @idle slate @raw vapor

[frank latch]

I can never remember that...

[waxen remnant]

ok tbf subspecies & genes still need more upon them 🥱

[frank latch]

unreal

[radiant oyster]

Might’ve been @west path that contributed

Idk

[waxen remnant]

actually... you can't say that pal!

[west path]

more adaptation traits

[radiant oyster]

How did automod not smite thou

[raw vapor]

0 idea

[mental marsh]

@hollow garden @prime compass @hollow wasp @rose cape @ripe owl @spark spindle

[west path]

genes are pretty ok IMO but we need more of them

[waxen remnant]

because "goon" means henchman so it shouldn't be automodded tbf

[mental marsh]

@quick idol @rotund hill @visual shard @radiant oyster

[waxen remnant]

before people absolutely ruined the word so it just depends on context

[radiant oyster]

Not its most common use angy more

Yeah

[raw vapor]

Goon also meant being shit at motorbike riding

[frank latch]

guh

[radiant oyster]

Auto mods main flaw is context

[raw vapor]

Or doing tricks I dunno

[spark spindle]

Wha

[waxen remnant]

it'd require an extremely intelligent AI

[spark spindle]

Wrong message

Oops

[waxen remnant]

hopefully one day!

[frank latch]

I mean

just use moderators

[spark spindle]

Oh hi

[waxen remnant]

I think there should be adaptation traits for every single biome

[west path]

is this an aussie saying

[frank latch]

they're semi-intelligent

[west path]

aussies the only ones who would come up with this

[west path]

yes

[frank latch]

don't poll here...

[raw vapor]

It’s american but I think we use goon too

[west path]

@waxen remnant #🎲game-room message

[raw vapor]

Yes poll Here

[mental marsh]

Nothings working...

[spark spindle]

I'm cleaning my room 😔

[quick idol]

@hollow garden are you

[radiant oyster]

Ngl it’s taken a lot of time to accustom to that people outside of Australia see the R slur as a slur

[west path]

I already suggestioned it

[waxen remnant]

can we get this on starboard

[frank latch]

Then just host

legit

just post the map

and people will spawn

[quick idol]

Bro is still here

[west path]

he hasnt typed for 3 days

[mental marsh]

Sure

[radiant oyster]

What’s the “rebirth” role

[west path]

shot down like they shot down the naq

😔

[west path]

for rebirthing at level 100

you reset your level

[radiant oyster]

Ah

[raw vapor]

You guys hate our cu word

[frank latch]

Bowistan was... favorable
since I spent a while working on developing it in chat before I hosted

so people were already interested in it

[radiant oyster]

I’m Australian

[mental marsh]

Libyan forces got him

[radiant oyster]

Yeah that to

[raw vapor]

Oh

Lol

[mental marsh]

Sessions starting

[topaz lodge]

Oh

[radiant oyster]

Pluh

[quick idol]

He will return to host suzerain mw fr

[spring bison]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-house-house-md-cursed-the-curse-cursed-images-gif-9514785705741002263

[topaz lodge]

Uh uh uhh ohhh

[radiant oyster]

Belemin & I literally cannot do stuff anymore due to klenz not being present

[west path]

WHAT

[mental marsh]

Your allowed to use he's Nation

[frank latch]

npc klez

[west path]

THE NAQ TYPED

[radiant oyster]

Ok

You know what fuck it I’m too tired for this

I’m going to do shitall this session

@frosty drum you are now the relevant part of this continent for this session

[frank latch]

anyone here want to play ches in game room server?

[spring bison]

why did acnaq do this

[frank latch]

I am starving

[west path]

@waxen remnant this is historical

[topaz lodge]

Very sad he went missing after robbing that bank

[frank latch]

my addiction must be fed

[topaz lodge]

Chess addict

[west path]

there is no wa

[waxen remnant]

he's on an indefinite hiatus 😔

why doesn't he have legacy staff

[radiant oyster]

@mental marsh belemin is also offline & mopius too

[frank latch]

why you using your alt?

[radiant oyster]

I wonder if the drama before he went on hiatus is why or if admins just forgor

[west path]

the deepstate hates him

[mental marsh]

Ok no war for you then

[topaz lodge]

Too lazy to log back into twovo honestly

[frank latch]

fair enough

[radiant oyster]

Entire north of the continent just goes eep this session

[raw vapor]

The what

I thought acnaq wasn’t haterd

[spring bison]

is all nruv going to do as admin is abuse his powers to unban the worst people ever

[mental marsh]

session is starting

@brisk pebble @frosty drum @wild mason @idle slate @raw vapor

@hollow garden @prime compass @hollow wasp @rose cape @ripe owl @spark spindle

@quick idol @rotund hill @visual shard @radiant oyster

[raw vapor]

Progress on city development?

[mental marsh]

Session is starting

[spark spindle]

Ah shit

[raw vapor]

I think I invested inti city development

[spark spindle]

Im cleaning my room-

[radiant oyster]

Bro can’t accept that this is like the shittiest timing possible for 90% of the server

[mental marsh]

Naraneh is populating and houses are being built

[raw vapor]

nice

[radiant oyster]

@mental marsh check the benevolam server we are initiating the thing planned incthere

[mental marsh]

I can host twice tho

[frank latch]

@mental marsh can I become the Grand Duchy of Chia?

[mental marsh]

Taken

By sparky

[mental marsh]

You can also be a character

[prime compass]

I cant

[mental marsh]

😭

[spring bison]

form the roman empire

[mental marsh]

Mid

[mental marsh]

Wait

If you really want to llay

[prime compass]

@mental marsh genocide gecabadia

[mental marsh]

No session

[prime compass]

[mental marsh]

Yeah bro no ones online

[frank latch]

@mental marsh ches

?

[wraith quarry]

how are yall today

[spring bison]

why did fish say this

[spring bison]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-house-house-md-cursed-the-curse-cursed-images-gif-9514785705741002263

[wraith quarry]

make conversation

and ask

how yall are

[mental marsh]

sure

[wraith quarry]

time to have a bread roll for breakfast

[hardy edge]

whos winning

I forgot fish is still here

long time no talk fish!@!!!!!! @wraith quarry

[wraith quarry]

hello

[hardy edge]

how are you

[wraith quarry]

ok

i have a lot of school to do

how r u

[frosty drum]

@wraith quarry @hardy edge @mental marsh @spring bison @frank latch Possible suprise in Clans soon 👁

[alpine raft]

@hardy edge I hear showerlover is back

[hardy edge]

Yup

[alpine raft]

Yeah

Thats

Something i guess

[spring bison]

nruv try not to abuse adming powers challenge

[alpine raft]

Im not exactly complaining

Seawolf should be executed tho

[spring bison]

I'm pretty sure both creatures did similiar stuff

[alpine raft]

Yeah but im chill with showerlover

[spring bison]

ofc you would 👽

[alpine raft]

Why do you say that

[frank latch]

you do realize I don't follow clans

right

[spring bison]

skillerz try not to ping people for things they dont care about challenge

[topaz lodge]

@spring bison @frank latch @alpine raft @spring bison

I had a okay lunch

[wraith quarry]

which creatures

ik

seawolf

[topaz lodge]

@frosty drum u too

[wraith quarry]

they're a freak

[alpine raft]

Nice

[visual shard]

pluh

[topaz lodge]

Nah it was bad

[alpine raft]

Market cooked

[spring bison]

@frank latch @wraith quarry @alpine raft @prime compass
look at this meme

[spring bison]

@frosty drum you too

[vital latch]

https://tenor.com/view/kirby-kirby's-dream-buffet-elfilin-happy-elfilin-and-kirby-gif-6055604120787819019

HAHAHAHAIIII!

[spring bison]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-house-house-md-cursed-the-curse-cursed-images-gif-9514785705741002263

[vital latch]

,roll 20 expand

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 11

[spring bison]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-house-dr-gregory-house-dr-gregory-gif-13514172004559334125

[vital latch]

kirby air riders is so hype

[spring bison]

https://tenor.com/view/crazyoldman-crazy-brainrot-gif-456860555340668160

[wild mason]

impossible difficulty

[wraith quarry]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/828805304807718912/1353151839658578051/suicide-william-murdoch-titanic-r0panlffguasmqrs.gif

[vital latch]

yess

nintendo announced new pre order dates!

[spring bison]

why would @frank latch do this

[vital latch]

april 23rd

[spring bison]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/522561390330904587/1266912710000377958/20240509_224948.gif

[wraith quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/arapaima-gif-481257979374269414

[vital latch]

hopefully I can snatch one

fuck the 23rd is on a random wednesday

[frank latch]

I was tired of your brainrot

[wraith quarry]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1277817910567636992/1356007399781044364/attachment.gif

[frank latch]

@vital latch question
in an rpg

is it cruel not to give your players god-like powers?

[vital latch]

I'll have to

1. stay up till 12am to get one
2. convice someone who isn't busy at 9am and 6am to potentiolly order one for me

[steep merlin]

Above time (00:00 PDT) in your local time · Apr 18, 2025, 7:00 AM

[vital latch]

not really but it depends on what you're going for and the type of players you attract

[spring bison]

https://media.tenor.com/HGwWkWXhzdMAAAAM/джокер-joker.gif

[frank latch]

(meaning, an NPC could very well best them in any sort of combat. And players don't have the ability to take on a castle's worth of guards by themselves)

[vital latch]

RPG2 players nearly killed me when they found out they're weak asf in RPG2

[frank latch]

real

[vital latch]

again, it depends on what ur going for

if you want them to be able to destroy cities then

if you don't then yeah don't give them busted shit

[frank latch]

honestly
I think making your players helpless
makes it a lot more fun
cus it allows for a lot of funny moments

obviously not to the point where they can't enter a single fight without... dying

but

at least not to make the NPC's cannon fodder

[vital latch]

how I'm doing it in RPG2 is making my players helpless in the real world, but giving them another dimension where they have magic and shit

that way in the real world they get humbled while in the other dimension they can do the cool shit they want to do

[vital latch]

also making them weak in the real world encourages them to do things in the other dimension to effect the real world instead

[frank latch]

I see

[spring bison]

fascism

[wraith quarry]

i forgot

how do you make a strength potion

[low agate]

Should I host this today?

[spring bison]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-house-house-md-cursed-the-curse-cursed-images-gif-9514785705741002263

[spring bison]

https://tenor.com/view/crazyoldman-crazy-brainrot-gif-456860555340668160

[vital latch]

a gun

[mental marsh]

Dam so hopefully I can host tomorrow

[marsh lance]

What is it btw

[low agate]

Wdym

It's a mw

[marsh lance]

I know that, but like, the concept

[prime compass]

hello hogs

[marsh lance]

Hello hogfather

Master of slop

Grand brainrot wizard

[prime compass]

Hello can i have money in bowistan

[marsh lance]

no

[low agate]

My pinnacle mw

[prime compass]

Greedy pig

Gresti

[marsh lance]

What is the concept of your pinnacle mw, what can we play as

[prime compass]

Vsil

Vogal

You dirty capitalist pig

Vogalia shall burn

[low agate]

Nations

[prime compass]

I love vogalia

😍

[marsh lance]

I actually haven’t invented that yet

[low agate]

There might be other things you can play as

[prime compass]

I will invade Maizan

[marsh lance]

Is it exclusive to humans

[low agate]

Never said it was

[prime compass]

@marsh lance america or ussr

[marsh lance]

Im asking if it was

But now i know

[marsh lance]

Which biome is most similar to mongolia

[low agate]

Lemme look up Mongolia area

[frosty drum]

@prime compass America or Ussr

[prime compass]

Wahr City

🐐☝️

The secret wahr city deep state

[low agate]

@marsh lance Google says Mongolia is cold and dry
Is this accurate

[frank latch]

@marsh lance how are you today?

[marsh lance]

Im okayr

Its a nice warm day

[low agate]

@marsh lance ?

[marsh lance]

I’d say so

[low agate]

Around there could fit

[frank latch]

Wanna play ches?

[cunning niche]

Chess*

[frank latch]

Ches*

[marsh lance]

True

[prime compass]

Dirty blud propaganda

[frosty drum]

@low agate mongolia is a desert

[low agate]

Cold desert

[bleak oracle]

Why does it have a navy then?

Hmmmmmmmmm…?

[wraith quarry]

they have 6 big lakes

[burnt wren]

New mw?

[low agate]

I might host it later

But it's always gonna be after 5PM CST

[burnt wren]

You hosting tonight?

[low agate]

I said might

I didn't say I was for sure

[burnt wren]

No not the new mw

The old one

[low agate]

Idk

[burnt wren]

Can u tag others?

[burnt wren]

Vro 👽👽👽

[quick idol]

Why did ioe abandon his second mw

@low agate why

[low agate]

Who said it got abandoned

I could be making preparations

[hollow wasp]

Sorry I had cousins over

[mental marsh]

its ok

[rotund hill]

You always start the session when I'm about to sleep

Daily @hollow garden ping

[balmy epoch]

Daily @hollow garden ping

[frank latch]

Daily @hollow garden ping

[vital latch]

Pinging @frank latch every day until he adopts a gator
Day - 1

[rotund hill]

Klezna is pinged an average of 15 Pings Daily within this server.

[twin oracle]

Chapter 3 of this alternate 1990's MW has ended! We'll be hostin another session tomorrow

[wraith quarry]

why did india invade pakistan

[twin oracle]

those are supply routes

[wraith quarry]

ok then

[wild mason]

TS pmo br

[west path]

mapwars enlightened me

[west path]

1990s MW is peak

I am kurdistan

[hollow garden]

@west path opinion on Sicily having Croatia for some reason

In this world there have been like 7 crusades and jihads over the kingdom of two sicilies

[west path]

rare sighting of klez playing ck2

When, are you becoming a mapwarsian

[west path]

Why.

This is torment

[hollow garden]

Fr

[west path]

you must help me save kurdistan

[hollow garden]

Is this the third generation of game room

[west path]

the place is pretty good ngl

[hollow garden]

No idea I guess the pope is worried about the Fatimids having a foothold in Italy

I managed to rise from a count to the king of Hungary

In like only one life

[west path]

how many hours did this playthrough take

this looks like

1300s

[hollow garden]

I was a french count in the west of the HRE

[frosty drum]

@hollow garden Hello Kleznam!!!!

[west path]

Guh.

[hollow garden]

It's still pretty early actually

Qevie when are you playing ck again

The crusaders need you

The kings need you

[hollow garden]

Skillerz hiii

[frosty drum]

@hollow garden

[west path]

probabl never it runs pretty bad

the sheep have infested the continent.

[hollow garden]

Eyequ is escaping the blackhole 🙏

[hollow garden]

Ah rip

[frosty drum]

@west path this image was taken in real life

[frosty drum]

He is the black hole

[hollow garden]

Are these sentient sheep

[west path]

top 3 kingdoms

[west path]

no theyre just sheep i engineered to be as invasive as possible

[frosty drum]

https://tenor.com/view/l-l-death-note-l-stare-death-note-stare-death-note-gif-4580555357874190661

[wraith quarry]

he

eh

i didnt have much fun

not dino's fault

[frosty drum]

@west path @wraith quarry I'm southern italy

[ornate current]

@west path will you be there tomorrow in our crime fighting group

[ripe owl]

@hollow garden

Can I have the map of player occupied nations

Please

[rotund hill]

@ripe owl

Idk whether this is updated or not.

Prolly not

[ripe owl]

Isnt updated

Sordsland is on its original state

[dull wing]

Add me trust (don’t I still don’t know how/want to play mapwars)

[rotund hill]

I'm not the host

[dull wing]

Oh nvm then sorry

Oh hey did you just join?

Nice

I went straight to game room too

And a dragon already?

Good job

[nova talon]

can you give me a random insignificant backwater nation

no matter how small

[rotund hill]

The majority of the nations here are insignificant.

[nova talon]

ok choose one randomly

the more random the better

[rotund hill]

I'm not the host

[nova talon]

who is

ping him

[rotund hill]

@hollow garden is

[nova talon]

@hollow garden

[rotund hill]

@nova talon Give me a random real life nation and I'll give you its equivalent within this MW.

[nova talon]

i dont wanna choose

thats the whole point

also for fun whats north korea

[rotund hill]

I'm making you choose but with a twist

[rotund hill]

This nation is the closest one to North Korea

Although they don't have nukes

I forgot the name, it's something like "Socialist Republic of Boston"

[mental marsh]

Session is 3 hours

So

[prime compass]

Just give him a random nation in rika

[hollow wasp]

@nova talon join that guy Fr

[mental marsh]

Hmm

Should I do a session

[prime compass]

Hell no

General Drokal my Bestie

Drokal ❤️

[rotund hill]

To get him swallowed whole by Malenyivism?

[rotund hill]

Bro's trying to get him to join ATO

[mental marsh]

Dam

[prime compass]

The NPC leader of agard doesnt believe in the superpower blocs

[mental marsh]

Oh wait

I'm hosting rn

[prime compass]

By capitalism

[mental marsh]

Well better start

[prime compass]

An authoritaniasm

[mental marsh]

SESSION

@quick idol @rotund hill @visual shard @radiant oyster

[prime compass]

@mental marsh mobilize our army

[mental marsh]

@hollow garden @prime compass @hollow wasp @rose cape @ripe owl @spark spindle

@brisk pebble @frosty drum @wild mason @idle slate @raw vapor

[spark spindle]

Hiii

[mental marsh]

Your allies are not online

[spark spindle]

How come we do this while I'm on the bus 🥲

[mental marsh]

Are you sure you want to proceed?

[prime compass]

I am just mobilizing my army

[mental marsh]

How is my timing this bad

[spark spindle]

Idk

😭

[mental marsh]

The army is starting to mobilise

[prime compass]

@mental marsh
Invest into local farms
Provide healthcare and education to rural areas

[mental marsh]

And troops are riled up near the border
(No too near)

[raw vapor]

We ask chung for a defensive pact

[mental marsh]

@idle slate

[raw vapor]

And bolster education fior our people

[mental marsh]

Your about to go to war but ok

[prime compass]

Real

[mental marsh]

Farmers are getting richer
This causes the economy to slightly switch to agricultural rather then industrial

Also gecabadia notices and starts mobilising aswell

Also building forts

[prime compass]

We need ressources for the incoming invasion

[prime compass]

Fortify our border and close the border to gecabadia

[mental marsh]

Your general says
"Fruits and vegetables can rotten"

So

[prime compass]

Keep them fresh by storing them in a cold place

[mental marsh]

Funding is mainly in the army rn do you want to divert the funding?

[mental marsh]

where?

your in war

[prime compass]

Not yet

[prime compass]

Most likely in the north

[mental marsh]

you will be

[prime compass]

Well my allies arent here

[mental marsh]

no he meant that they will rot on the battlefeild

[prime compass]

Police?

[mental marsh]

hes a player so

[mental marsh]

when do you come home

[mental marsh]

uh not too well funded

[prime compass]

Then uh

[mental marsh]

1700s

[prime compass]

We will cut some of the military funding to fund the police and fight crime

[mental marsh]

he also says "we should change to industry foods as they last longer"

[prime compass]

True true

[mental marsh]

police are deployed in major cities

and crime rates go down

@radiant oyster

[prime compass]

Oppress the bluds

[mental marsh]

session?

[mental marsh]

fr

only in major cities tho

[prime compass]

I hate bluds

[mental marsh]

@brisk pebble

[mental marsh]

btw

i swear these people dont like the mw

[raw vapor]

We’re gonna invest over 10 years to build a world class navy

[prime compass]

Wdym

Just let them get a bit further into it

Its only been 1 session

Gecabad shall fall

Ok bye

[mental marsh]

NOO

your the only one here

[mental marsh]

ok

what are your plans?

[prime compass]

Im kinda frozen because my allies arent here

[raw vapor]

what's our current fleet like?

[mental marsh]

where tf are they..

[raw vapor]

that'd give me a better blueprint rather than going in blind

[mental marsh]

not good

[prime compass]

Idk

[raw vapor]

are we technologically or numerically fucked?

or both

[prime compass]

Anyway gtg

[raw vapor]

it's not good at all to have lots of sea with a bad navy

[mental marsh]

your not doing super well in both

[mental marsh]

its the 1700s so

[raw vapor]

oof, we'll first invest a LOT of money into research/development to get ahead (5 year plan) and then we'll add more money into the investment pile to mass produce these ships

I'm gonna assume we're not going to use metal ships for about 30 years, correct?

[mental marsh]

these are like big plans

[raw vapor]

indeed

they are also very important

[mental marsh]

only wooden

[raw vapor]

nice

how much forest do we have?

[mental marsh]

current year is 1714

[mental marsh]

lush in the south

[raw vapor]

We're good for that

I think we can deal with the fabric and allat

[nova talon]

hi

[mental marsh]

hello

[raw vapor]

I'll begin investing on gun technology too, also

that'd help

[mental marsh]

ok so can you give me in %?

how much in ships

[nova talon]

can i join

can i create personal unions

[mental marsh]

yes

[nova talon]

i wanna be habsburg

🤑

[raw vapor]

30% production (will be increased after 5 years or if we get really good technology out of nowhere), 70% development (50\50 on guns and ships research)

[mental marsh]

ill show you the map

[raw vapor]

should work

[nova talon]

its allowed right

[mental marsh]

well yeah?

[nova talon]

yesss

[mental marsh]

but theres downsides ofc

[mental marsh]

about reasch

[raw vapor]

yeah

[nova talon]

dont worry ill divert 50% of state funding to secret police 😎

[spark spindle]

I think it won't take that long

[spark spindle]

What happens in a session tho?

Is it just a VC or

[mental marsh]

theres a session rn

you just tell me actions

[spark spindle]

Ohhhh

[mental marsh]

@raw vapor alright so

[spark spindle]

Can I know some background on my nation?

[mental marsh]

your reachers are working hard to make new ships

[raw vapor]

yeah

[mental marsh]

they estimate 2 years to get better tech

[raw vapor]

nice

[mental marsh]

Grand Duchy of Chia
Population: ~7 million
Exports: Glass, grain, fish
Government: Grand duchy under a duke

Chia is ruled by a duke who governs with the support of a council of advisors. The economy is centered on glass-making, grain production, and fishing. The duke’s power is absolute, but he depends on the council for advice on matters of trade, military defense, and diplomacy. Chia's position on a major river aids in trade and provides the duchy with strategic importance.

[nova talon]

i wanna be larak empire

[mental marsh]

it takes awhile

[raw vapor]

indeed

[nova talon]

then the background info ofc

[mental marsh]

mb i forgot to tell you the avaible nations

[spark spindle]

And who am I in this case?

The duke?

[mental marsh]

yes

your more of the nation

[spark spindle]

Yoooo fire

[mental marsh]

taken

can you join game room server?

[nova talon]

whats untaken

game room server?

let me join

[mental marsh]

arlight do you also want gun research rn?

@ripe owl

theres a session

[mental marsh]

did you decide a nation?

[nova talon]

they are all shit

[ripe owl]

Nuke my neighbor

[mental marsh]

fr or joke?

[ripe owl]

Joe

Joke

Un

[raw vapor]

yeah

[ripe owl]

I'd just like to work on my economy, gather more resources, become the pinnacle nation of tradem

[mental marsh]

i mean its the 2nd session

[raw vapor]

that's our main investment over the next 5 years

hopefully we can catch up to speed with the rest of the world

[nova talon]

can i be someone under a nation?

[mental marsh]

your nation is currently land locked but is the center of trade in your region

[mental marsh]

yes as a charchter

[mental marsh]

you are tho

this is to be better

[ripe owl]

No it's not I have one city near the shore

[nova talon]

whats the most powerful position on cheonguk empire and larak empire

[mental marsh]

oh i missed that mb

[nova talon]

or can i only play as random dudes

[mental marsh]

yes

[nova talon]

pluh

[mental marsh]

be anything you want

[mental marsh]

ok so

your the center of trade

in the region

however

the shore is short

[nova talon]

communist guy like lenin in cheonguk empire

pls

[ripe owl]

[mental marsh]

@frosty drum you got a guest

[ripe owl]

Mobilize my Military @mental marsh

[nova talon]

@frosty drum hi im a commie

[ripe owl]

Start recruiting

Give an inspiring speech to my nations

[raw vapor]

yeah

better is good

[ripe owl]

Woah woah why didnt you tell me?

I'm literally the Communist Superpower Contana

[mental marsh]

ok

your army is growing

[nova talon]

pls be my patron

[mental marsh]

but the nation your invading

[ripe owl]

I want to prepare an invasion on the nation ontop of me

[mental marsh]

notices this

and starts to also mobilse

[ripe owl]

...

@rotund hill I NEED HELP

[mental marsh]

ofc they notice you mobilising thousands of troops

[raw vapor]

war next to ME???

uh oh

[mental marsh]

they have spies and stuff

[mental marsh]

no

[raw vapor]

oh

[mental marsh]

far

[raw vapor]

nice

[mental marsh]

there is however a war across the lake

not yet tho

[raw vapor]

ah

[mental marsh]

YEAR:1715

[raw vapor]

do we have any suitable rivers to go from the sea to the lake?

[ripe owl]

You in Klezna mw?

[nova talon]

not yet

also im only communist for this pablo mw

[mental marsh]

there are two rivers

[raw vapor]

nice

[mental marsh]

that dont connect

[raw vapor]

oh

[mental marsh]

no they dont connect

[raw vapor]

shit

I've gotta make a canal or something

[mental marsh]

your advisors tell you to build a canal

[raw vapor]

yeah

I think that's our best bet

[mental marsh]

these two options

[raw vapor]

We'lll do barestan

[mental marsh]

@ripe owl the nation your thinking of invading sends you a letter

[raw vapor]

It'll be more cost effective and allow for a faster response if we get into trouble in the lake

[ripe owl]

What is it

[mental marsh]

telling you to stay down

and be wise about war

[ripe owl]

Lol who do these guys think they are cmon

When Maximus comes back can I tell him to help me

[mental marsh]

ofc

[mental marsh]

@raw vapor whats the pan

plan*

[mental marsh]

so many inactive people

[hollow wasp]

@mental marsh u hosting?

[mental marsh]

ye

[ripe owl]

Lad

Lad help

I need help invading the nation above me

[hollow wasp]

Yessir

[mental marsh]

cool so your planning two wars?

[hollow wasp]

Where r u?

[raw vapor]

RIP sparkle

[ripe owl]

Well

[ripe owl]

No what

[mental marsh]

estimate for the projekt: 5 years and 5 million

[mental marsh]

one with your aillies?

the other this

[ripe owl]

Im invading the one there

[hollow wasp]

@mental marsh can I start to work on my navy?
I’d like to build schools to train officers and build craft better suited to naval combat

[mental marsh]

you made a plan with your allies to atta the beylik

[hollow wasp]

Idk if I even have an army lemme see

[raw vapor]

yeah

that'll be fine

[mental marsh]

your ships arnt really advanced

[hollow wasp]

@mental marsh what’s my army like btw?

[mental marsh]

not good

more focused on trade

[hollow wasp]

Advance them if possible, what kind of tech are we looking at

[hollow wasp]

Uhhhhh I’ll procrastinate for army, buff the navy

[ripe owl]

@mental marsh yk what, GO.. im invading in the fastest way possible. Break through their defenses, and use artilerry to destroy their forts

[mental marsh]

it would take 2 years to make bette ship if we really tried

[mental marsh]

alright first war

[ripe owl]

We are gonna cook

[hollow wasp]

Get to work on that, build schools to train naval officers
What technology do we have?

[ripe owl]

🗣️

[hollow wasp]

🔥

[mental marsh]

alright the army manages to advance fast due to no moutains

[ripe owl]

Use Cavillary as reinforcements

And use Mongolian surround tactics

And rain down arrows

[mental marsh]

a second unit gets depyloed

that will take some days to arrive

the frist unit it now figjting the army and now are in a stalemate

now winner in the battle

[mental marsh]

downside of war:

imports are blocked

as they are your main importer

so trade is also stalled

ill show the map rn

@ripe owl

[ripe owl]

Its alr i'll get trade through Maximus

[raw vapor]

sparkle may be cooked

[ripe owl]

I'll be fine trust me bro

[mental marsh]

pink is what your getting

yk its hard to look at

[mental marsh]

ok they have done a coumnter attack

[ripe owl]

Hold out the lines until Maximus can come help me

[ripe owl]

A

[mental marsh]

they found a hole

[prime compass]

@mental marsh kill bluds, oppress bluds

[ripe owl]

What's the status on Reinforcements

[quick idol]

hi people

[mental marsh]

finnally came

[ripe owl]

ERCAN HELP

ERCAN

[quick idol]

@ripe owl are we at war with that nation

[mental marsh]

wrong ally

[prime compass]

@quick idol dont help him help me

[quick idol]

the one whose name starts with ay

[ripe owl]

Ervan is my ALLY TOO

[hollow wasp]

@mental marsh

[prime compass]

I promise you the blood of bluds

[mental marsh]

people aint happy you killings bluds

[prime compass]

But it was a joke action

[quick idol]

i have literally no alliances except for you in this mw

[prime compass]

😢

[quick idol]

👽

[mental marsh]

your ships arnt advanced but schools are built

[quick idol]

@mental marsh whos rokku fighting and why

[mental marsh]

yes but hes far too shouth

[quick idol]

regardless join the war on his side

[mental marsh]

hes northenr neighbour

reason
idk

[hollow wasp]

K pls continue to advance them
I’d also like to create part time militias people can join where they’ll get some army experience kind of in an opt in/out program

[ripe owl]

@mental marsh prepare a counter attack, use arrow bombardment, and slowly advance forward with armored lines

[quick idol]

send him military aid

[mental marsh]

army takes a while to get there but you send troops

[quick idol]

also military aid

[mental marsh]

sure

map

THE NORTHERN COAST IS TAKEN BY @hollow wasp BY SUPRISE

[hollow wasp]

TF

[mental marsh]

i thought you joined??

[hollow wasp]

Bro surprised me with that one

[mental marsh]

ohjh

[hollow wasp]

Idk keep invading anyways

[mental marsh]

nvm

[hollow wasp]

Lol

[mental marsh]

my mistake

[mental marsh]

nah

[hollow wasp]

Nah it’s good

[mental marsh]

cant

[hollow wasp]

Keep going Fr

I was planning to join anyways

[mental marsh]

retcon time

[hollow wasp]

No retcon

Invade

@mental marsh pablo de retcon
Invade the nerds

[quick idol]

Whats the blue

[mental marsh]

npc army

surronded by calvary

@ripe owl theyre adavncing again

[hollow wasp]

@mental marsh don’t retcon invade them Fr

[mental marsh]

ok you start over

retcon happend

[ripe owl]

Make a defensive line and use arrows!

[hollow wasp]

Well uhh, nasally invade across the northern coast

[mental marsh]

@ripe owl near the capital btw

[hollow wasp]

Navally*

No noses were harmed

@mental marsh invade them Fr

[mental marsh]

@quick idol ercans army came

[mental marsh]

do you take the land for yourself?

[hollow wasp]

I wanna set up a little puppet government with whatever I take

[quick idol]

Peak

[quick idol]

you know all this reminds me of another mw

[mental marsh]

the army is now retraeting

yelllow is ercans army

[ripe owl]

I'd like to switch to Static Lines Warfare. Hold the lines with defensive shield tactics and use spears and arrows against them to drain out their army and resources, establish forts for better protection. When the time is right, we launch a massive attack @mental marsh

[mental marsh]

ok

[hollow wasp]

U gonna attack me this time too?

[mental marsh]

ok

[quick idol]

Push to that one city in the north of my army 💯

[hollow wasp]

@mental marsh what tech do we have btw?

[quick idol]

whar

i never attacked you in suzerain mw

[hollow wasp]

Ohhh suzerain

I don’t have puppets in suzerain Fr

I thought u meant nekrop mw

And the whole thing in Greece

[quick idol]

When is nekcrop hosting again

[mental marsh]

alright

the west army is no longer surronded

[hollow wasp]

Idk

[quick idol]

We must take this city

[mental marsh]

as they were helped by renofrecmedds

[mental marsh]

capital very well fortifed

[hollow wasp]

@mental marsh rush as far as I can for now
Since their army is gonna be down south I should be able to take a lot before they peel off

[nova talon]

what in the color theory is that

[quick idol]

What if we encircled it

[hollow wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/color-gif-11460998966167150543

[mental marsh]

ok

[mental marsh]

sure

TAN MON SEIGE

[radiant oyster]

have I missed anything?

[hollow wasp]

Nope

[radiant oyster]

No benevolam actions?

[mental marsh]

no session rn

[mental marsh]

no

[radiant oyster]

Ah

[mental marsh]

how tf do i open more tabs on kirta

[hollow wasp]

🤷‍♂️

[mental marsh]

@quick idol @ripe owl

siege on tan mon

[mental marsh]

@prime compass your ally came online

[rose cape]

@radiant oyster why did you downvote my suggestion.. are you evil?

[quick idol]

@ripe owl what if you got your navy to also blockade it

[ripe owl]

DEFEND ITTT!

[ripe owl]

Blockade what

[quick idol]

idk mine probably cant reach it

[quick idol]

the city

[ripe owl]

Probably

[mental marsh]

dumbass your attacking

[hollow wasp]

@mental marsh keep pushing across the line, take as much as possible

[quick idol]

do it

If the city falls then we just win

[mental marsh]

oh

i mixed

@ripe owl your bule in the siege

[hollow wasp]

@quick idol @rose cape what technology do we have btw

[mental marsh]

ok

[quick idol]

Medieval probably

[rose cape]

idk

[hollow wasp]

Wait pablo never said?

@mental marsh

[quick idol]

I remember it being medieval

[wild mason]

@quick idol find my pages

[mental marsh]

1715 is the current year

[hollow wasp]

Based, keep pushing south

[mental marsh]

cant

army came

[hollow wasp]

Awww surely they should be dealing with the southern border?

[mental marsh]

@ripe owl @quick idol uh city wont take itself

[mental marsh]

you took the north

[hollow wasp]

@mental marsh how is their army set up?

[quick idol]

@ripe owl when are you getting the navy to blockade the city

[ripe owl]

I'm doing Naval blockade of the city

[hollow wasp]

He’s landlocked right?

[mental marsh]

@ripe owl btw why are you ok with @hollow wasp taking the north??

[quick idol]

no

[mental marsh]

alright

[hollow wasp]

Mb

[ripe owl]

Uhh we'll come to a territorial agreement

[quick idol]

could we land btw

[hollow wasp]

Mark ur claims rq. I mostly want near the coast

[ripe owl]

I invaded the country to get more access to the sea but damm

[quick idol]

Could be better than having to breaking the walls first

👽

[quick idol]

you get the southern coast and he gets the northern

[ripe owl]

Do u want to mark ur claims

[hollow wasp]

Mark on a map rq

Both of u

[mental marsh]

impossoible

[hollow wasp]

We’ll haggle frfr

[mental marsh]

to many canons

[quick idol]

proposed borders

by me

[hollow wasp]

@ripe owl

[quick idol]

imagine it lines up better with the province borders btw

Im just bad at drawing

[hollow wasp]

Real lol

[ripe owl]

Im confused

What

[quick idol]

You get the south of the country and helado gets the north

[mental marsh]

whos taking the rest

like bro

they about to collpase

[quick idol]

helado's puppet government 👽

[mental marsh]

@ripe owl @hollow wasp terrible map but?

[wild mason]

@quick idol find my pages

[mental marsh]

@quick idol @ripe owl do smth

theyre hungry rn

no food in the city

[hollow wasp]

I’m happy if they’re happy

[ripe owl]

Yes

We accept

[quick idol]

send them a letter that says L

[mental marsh]

.,,

ok ig

[hollow wasp]

@mental marsh so that’s the borders after the war

[mental marsh]

@ripe owl are you sure??

like 100%

brb

[quick idol]

Map that lines up better btw

[mental marsh]

bathroom break

brb

[ripe owl]

This one gonna better ngl

[hollow wasp]

Yeah true

[mental marsh]

@ripe owl your scouts pick up thaat the city is mobilising

more troops

the siege of tan mon

[quick idol]

troops that are starving

@mental marsh anyway bombard the city

we have ships

[mental marsh]

they are also patriotic

[ripe owl]

Gather more troops at Tan mon and attack

[mental marsh]

and canons?

[quick idol]

yeah

[mental marsh]

@hollow wasp a rogue army is attacking you

[quick idol]

@mental marsh ok its time launch the nukes

[hollow wasp]

@mental marsh @mental marsh pls push in by their river

[hollow wasp]

Wdym a rogue army

[mental marsh]

the wall breaaks

and you take the north

the bridges are broken tho

[quick idol]

its so joever for them

[mental marsh]

yes

THEY SURRENDER

@hollow wasp @ripe owl @quick idol

[quick idol]

Peak

The war is OVER

[hollow wasp]

W

[quick idol]

NOBODY died

[mental marsh]

@hollow wasp the rogue army is still there tho

[hollow wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/victory-yes-gif-11214411160867121384

[mental marsh]

alot

thousands died

[quick idol]

Like 2 ercanians

all from laughing

[mental marsh]

1000

[hollow wasp]

Wdym a rogue army
Where are they
Are they professional or more bandits

[ripe owl]

Ercwn

Ercan

[quick idol]

did we even like do anything other than encircle the city and bombard it

[quick idol]

hi

[brisk pebble]

Sup

[mental marsh]

uh just not the copuntys

[brisk pebble]

Is there a session rn?