🎲game-room

[west path]

sorta!

it works mechanically but the visual is gone

[vital latch]

lmao what

[west path]

yea i think the devs mixed it up with spore

cause it functions NEARLY the same as spore

which i think works a bit worse

than previous patch

[vital latch]

watch as every bug fix ends up making a hundred more bugs

[west path]

no for the most part

everything else is spotless

and its not a code issue

spore works mechanically

it is, just kinda weak

[west path]

this might also be,, intentional

cause like the whole status is gone but the type of reproduction still works

[vital latch]

lets make another bug then

[west path]

Wait.

they

added more book types

?

Holy shit

why is the simulation depth

so good

[vital latch]

we must cause mass bugs in the system to prevent mobile players from getting the update

[west path]

ereal

[west path]

this is to push pc superiority

[prime compass]

Where is kleznam

[west path]

get rid of the mobile wb port ‼️

[west path]

Gulp

[vital latch]

burn it in fire

[west path]

i might have

killed,

bro

[vital latch]

@hollow garden KLEZZZZNAAAAAAMMMMMM

[prime compass]

But space mw 2...

[west path]

yea so i used

one of giuseppe pizzarias

bioweapons

[west path]

Thank you for the target

[prime compass]

Your thieving ways will end soon

dirty little leech...Держись подальше от моего пути, но. You are a thief, a που γεμίζει με κλοπές. 🇧🇧🇧🇧🇧🇧You need to end your leeching spree. あなたはヒル学の学位を持っています。🐖 You, are the embodiment of stealing. باشد که بخشیده شوی، زیرا من این کار را نمی کنم. @hardy saffron

[vital latch]

that shits expensive mfer

[prime compass]

I stole it for him

[west path]

i make it in-house

just grow a few bacteria samples and get a few viruses

take the physical body of the virus and bits of bacteria dna

inject it with them and make it begin multiplying via offering a glucose-rich environment

[vital latch]

this sounds straight out of breaking bad

[west path]

yes

it is

[vital latch]

qevie... are you dealing drugs again?

[west path]

no

actually how do viruses multiply i forgot

oh, infecting cells

ngl i thought they were like bacteria that had the tools to reproduce by themselves

[west path]

edit: you need cells not a glucose rich environment

reason is cause the cells house the proteins

and there you go

sample of your potent bioweapon

[ripe owl]

DAILY CONTANA SPEECH

They say we're dangerous. Good. Let them fear us.

While they sell out their people for applause from foreign hands, we forge a future in fire—one that belongs to us alone. No outsiders. No weakness.

They called our pride hatred. Our strength, tyranny. But we know the truth: the world was never built on kindness. It was built on power. And we will seize it.

Every enemy, every traitor, every fool who stands in our way will learn—this nation does not kneel. We rise. And we conquer.

They shall bow before the New Order.

[ripe owl]

@west path

[west path]

im not even playing

[mental marsh]

Dam

[west path]

rhetoric of strength is so silly for an ideology that values the collective

[west path]

pride doesn't mesh with collectivist ideology either,,, kinda cooked

i'd give polarization a good pass but 'fools' is a peculiar choice of wording

actually hm

hard to say

conquest is a big no-no 💔

complete and utter evisceration of rhetoric

with just thgat

[ripe owl]

👽

[ripe owl]

Big Yes Yes

[vital latch]

Presidential Candidate CosmicDolphin on Foreign Relations
Four Koolia hsa suffered under the blight of our neighbours for too long! Granting them concession after concession we only weaken our-self long term while they all bolster them-self in power, taking piece after piece out of our rightful territory; the entirety of the Four Kool island. The Evil Empire and the Kingdom of Angels should be enemies of the state, yet we trade and exchange with both of them like partners.
No other candidate wishes to do anything about this, simply wishing to improve the life of those in our lands; a humble cause however a foolish one. We stand at a chance of opportunity as the other groups in the world similarly look for vengeance. The Marine Republic; formerly a great nation that covered all the seas, now only allowed to inhabit a small area around a few islands. Tuskria; kicked out of the southern and eastern continents of the northeast without true reason given from their evicting powers.
The Roingus aren't innocent either, funding rebellions from Roingusin they're a thorn in our side! These three nations; the Kingdom of Angels, the Evil Empire, and Shula Ruinguso-they make up a force of villainy across the land. If-WHEN I'm elected president I will strengthen our bonds with our fellow disgraced republics, we will form an alliance with both the Marine Republic and Tuskria, and then we will go to war with the evil imperialists that have been knocking at our doors.

[ripe owl]

Wtf

[west path]

it is not

reason is cause

youre communist

communism is a collectivist ideology which emphasizes the effort of people

[vital latch]

I drafted this to help an irl buddy with a shitpost

[west path]

and their liberation from the capitalist class

it is not very individualistic

strength, pride, power and conquest are all very 'individualistic'

it just doesn't hit right and alienates your current supporters

and theres no reason to appeal to the other side cause you've already swayed the public

overall i give this speech a 4/10

too little corporate advertising would not recommend

[ripe owl]

👽

[vital latch]

I only listen to speeches where they namedrop cocacola

[ripe owl]

I think you would want to conquest if theres another side conquesting your allies and the world 👽

[west path]

@vital latch Daily Qevie Speech.

We, as the people of Qevia are rising stronger than ever.

Granted wings and grace beyond the scope of what any others before us have achieved, we climb towards greater heights. More specifically, to the heights of the mcdonalds drive thru.

For too long we have been under the shadow of the global powers of the world: money and gas.

For too long we have been bound to the confines of our home. For too long we have sat idle whilst an opportunity to eat a big mac was right infront of us.

That is why we must move onwards! Onwards, to the mcdonalds!

Glory to Qevia!

[vital latch]

MCDONALDS

[west path]

no

[vital latch]

YEAHHHHG

[west path]

you want to adhere to your ideology

[mental marsh]

Dam

[vital latch]

LETS GO GET HAPPY MEALS

[ripe owl]

And I wony

I wont

[vital latch]

LETS GO GET HAPPY MEALS

[west path]

so you're gonna get overthrown

🙏😭

[mental marsh]

My fucking mw is failing 🙏

[vital latch]

WOOMY

woooomy!

[ripe owl]

I didnt get overthrown

[spark spindle]

ALMENSIAN RESPONSE (idk why I'm just bored and this could be fun)

WE DO NOT FEAR YOU. YOU ARE MERELY AN OBSTACLE, A POTHOLE IN THE LARGER ROAD. A POTHOLE IS NOT ENOUGH TO DESTROY THE ORDER OF ALMENSIA. WE AGREE THAT THE WORLD WAS NEVER BUILT ON KINDNESS, HOWEVER YOU ARE TOO KIND YOURSELF. I DO NOT SEE THE UNFORGIVING JUSTICE YOUR COUNTRY HOLDS, THE JUSTICE OF CAPITALISM. YOU CALL US "TRAITORS" WHEN WE WERE NEVER WITH YOU. WE CANNOT BETRAY WHAT WE DONT LOVE. HOWEVER, WE WILL LEARN SOMETHING BY FACING YOU. WE WILL LEARN HOW FAST YOU WILL CRASH AND BURN. HOW LOUD YOUR PEOPLE CRY AND THE SOUNDS OF YOUR BUILDINGS COLLAPSING WILL SOUND LIKE.

WE ARE THE TRUE ORDER.

WE ARE THE ORDER OF ALMENSIA.

[west path]

https://tenor.com/view/bunny-bunny-meme-silly-silly-bunny-rabbit-gif-7184716349308005845

[ripe owl]

👽

[west path]

let me read this

it looks mid

[spark spindle]

Probably is

I'm bored asf

[vital latch]

man nobody red the 5 minute shitpost speech

[ripe owl]

Did u call me capitalist

[spark spindle]

When is klez daddy coming 😔

[spark spindle]

No the opposite

[ripe owl]

I told him to take a break

[spark spindle]

It's sad you aren't capitalist

[vital latch]

COMMIE

[ripe owl]

So he is

[spark spindle]

Oh ok

[ripe owl]

Yeah I know him personally

Lets just say..

His health..

Nvm

[vital latch]

misinformation is a sin

[ripe owl]

Dude

[vital latch]

you will be hugged to death

[ripe owl]

I know Klezna

He is going through difficult times

[vital latch]

he is klezna

m

[spark spindle]

Ohhhh

Hope he gets better soon

[vital latch]

[ripe owl]

3 people said they want to hug me in this server

Today.

[spark spindle]

He shouldn't burnout

[vital latch]

wait since when were you egyptian though this doesnt sound right

[spark spindle]

Make it 4 🎀

[west path]

Erm why are you this confrontational you aren't even a global power

and erm... the road comparison is weird

agreeing with your enemy whilst being confrontational is just 💔

critique except its misdirected and namedrops the ideology that they OPPOSE AND DONT practice

pretty decent traitor line but shouldnt be in a speech

erm, you shouldnt give your enemy the moral high ground by making them seem like a mentor to you

Why are the last few lines so FASCIST you are EVIL and should be NUKED

https://tenor.com/view/critter-hhhhomeboyyyy-kings-dark-tidings-saga-by-kel-kade-bird-peculiar-creature-gif-25199506

[ripe owl]

j-join CSP and i'll give you a hug..

Joke btw i'll still hug

[vital latch]

can we kill all rats

[ripe owl]

👽

[spark spindle]

I'm a racist ultra capitalist "democracy" what did you expect 😭

[ripe owl]

Dont kill Belemin man

Thats not nice

[west path]

This is a masterpiece for the ages

simply immaculate

11/10

[spark spindle]

Well now I can not resist 😔

[west path]

yea but youre gonna hurt your bottom line with such a strong speech

think of the investors

[vital latch]

YEAH DOWN WITH THE EVIL EMPIRE!!!

[west path]

THE STOCK MARKET IS CRASHING AS WE SPEAK

[spark spindle]

My economy runs on "Workers"

😭

[ripe owl]

Yk jm joking right

U dont need to join me

Because..

They all call me..

[spark spindle]

Yes yes ik ik dw

[ripe owl]

A dirty communist..

[spark spindle]

I don't even think your want me I go against ALL of your interests 😭

[vital latch]

-50%

this is horrible

[west path]

this is kinda evil

[spark spindle]

-202837281 Trump Points

[vital latch]

I should've invested in horselandian stocks

[ripe owl]

My interest is you

[spark spindle]

Why is the name German 😭

[west path]

i felt like it

[ripe owl]

Is this rizz @vital latch

[vital latch]

never say that word again

[spark spindle]

O-oh~ Contana daddy~ (or mommy)

[ripe owl]

alr get out

[spark spindle]

😔

[vital latch]

istg I will kill both of you

[ripe owl]

https://tenor.com/view/getout-gif-16327023334064302194

[vital latch]

I should bring back the

[ripe owl]

I mean Contana is the motherland

[vital latch]

#bringbackthenaq btw

[west path]

i got a peer review from porkilov ( @wraith quarry ) which erm says that the contana speech sounds fascist

@ripe owl up your speech game

[west path]

Nope

he is satan

[spark spindle]

Mommyland?

[ripe owl]

Contana is such a feminine name

[spark spindle]

And mine doesn't? 😔

[vital latch]

the ac is the evil part

[wraith quarry]

you're a woman

[vital latch]

the naq is good

[ripe owl]

Did you see I tried to ally teacup yesterday twice

And she declined

Smh

[spark spindle]

Can we make Contana X Almensia fan fic pretty please

[west path]

it sounds like a president saying shit after 5 bottles of alcohol and on 3 hours of sleep

[wraith quarry]

the CSP needs to genuinely die

[west path]

whilst also being pissed that he has work in the morning

[ripe owl]

Is almensia ur nation

[west path]

but has to say this because otherwise he will get bad PR

[spark spindle]

Yeah that's Fascism

[vital latch]

I want both these things

[spark spindle]

Yessir

[vital latch]

and I want more of it.

[west path]

yea so is russia

but the name russia isnt feminine

[ripe owl]

I mean i guess we can have a econonic alliance

[spark spindle]

Depends

[ripe owl]

Idk if military alliance

But yea

[spark spindle]

Wait what

[vital latch]

I just found out theres another active "Cosmic"

do I need to go to war for copyright infringement

[west path]

yes

[spark spindle]

The Most capitalist nation improving relations with the most communist nation?

This is kinda

[ripe owl]

Did u see I united all of Contana recently

[spark spindle]

It's so clean

[vital latch]

next time this guy says "whew so far so good"

[wraith quarry]

the CSP is just gonna spawn in socialist revolutions in your nation btw

[vital latch]

he best prepare for an attack

[ripe owl]

People call me greenland

[spark spindle]

I wish I could also clean up my neighbours if yknow what I'm saying

[ripe owl]

Lies

[west path]

Wait.

COSMIC

[spark spindle]

I'm.. in ATO

[west path]

WHY DID YOU

NUKE TERRESTRIAL CARROT

[wraith quarry]

and they will still do it

[west path]

WHY IS IT BANK OF CAT CLUB NOW

[wraith quarry]

ik who is on your team

[vital latch]

they tried to rebel

[west path]

#JUSTICEFORTERRESTRIALCARROT

[wraith quarry]

and ik what is happening in the world

[spark spindle]

I got like a lot of slaves conscripted who I offer better living standers if they fight so

[mental marsh]

Btw I'm the leader of islambox

[west path]

@boreal monolith WAKE UP TERRESTRIAL CARROT

[ripe owl]

Like 14 people

[west path]

WAKE UPPPP

[mental marsh]

Weirf

[west path]

WAKE UP!!!!!!!!

[wraith quarry]

i can assure you not even 14 people

group chats have a max of 10

[ripe owl]

Wait really?

[wraith quarry]

and i aint seen yall coordinate in here

[ripe owl]

Deadaas?

Fr?

[west path]

wait it wasnt united

bro what

[vital latch]

I killed the carrot and put mishy in charge of the account

[mental marsh]

@ripe owl ik you sent spies to my nation

[ripe owl]

I united it

[west path]

you are swine for this

[vital latch]

mario kart world direct tmrw

[ripe owl]

Bruh i didnt

[west path]

egotistical behavior

[vital latch]

hype!

[mental marsh]

Lies klez told me

[west path]

theres a difference between having an ego and being an egoist

[ripe owl]

why do people accuse me of shit to make EVERYONE hate me

[west path]

one is on reddit the other plays soccer/football

[ripe owl]

This is why I never talk here

[wraith quarry]

because we know what you're doing

[spark spindle]

Almensia doesn't hate you... (We hate your Ally tho)

[ripe owl]

You guys make up some random shit

And then accuse me

[west path]

you ate all of my 50 dogs

[wraith quarry]

the CSP is going to cause revolutions in our nations

[vital latch]

why does it have to be 6am

[wraith quarry]

victimology

[steep merlin]

Above time (06:00 PDT) in your local time · Apr 16, 2025, 1:00 PM

[mental marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/gbesav-ronaldo-phatearl-kctino-gif-1670369793884558454

[ripe owl]

And for some reason all of ubelieve it

[west path]

why would you do this

[wraith quarry]

we need to genuinely obliterate the CSP

[mental marsh]

@ripe owl you killed my neice

[wraith quarry]

i think ATO and GRACE can temporarily work together for that

[ripe owl]

Thanks

Yeah i'm going back to clan chat bro 👽

[mental marsh]

@ripe owl

I'm the leader of islambox

[spark spindle]

Ofc 🔥

[mental marsh]

It's going to die with me

https://tenor.com/view/please7tv-please-beg-pray-hope-gif-3860103425950934673

[ripe owl]

Watdafuk

Since when

[west path]

what happens when no fakher

[mental marsh]

I found out today

[ripe owl]

I also promoted all helpers to co leaders in my clan lol

[mental marsh]

Fahker has been gone since Ramadan

[twin oracle]

If your gonna play in the MW server then sure

[west path]

west saharan authorities raided his home

[mental marsh]

Fr

They finally got him

[west path]

@twin oracle were you. involved in the attack?

[ripe owl]

@spark spindle curious hows teacup clan for you so far

Havent seen them for a while

Cuz the leader hates me 👽

[vital latch]

are you guys at "war" or smth

[spark spindle]

Happy timess

[spark spindle]

WHYYYY

[ripe owl]

I told my people not to insult them

[ripe owl]

We got first 3 times and she accused me of stealing members

Which is false btw

[spark spindle]

I just noticed you being sparkle themed

Based

[spark spindle]

Ohh

[ripe owl]

You know Sparkle?

[spark spindle]

Damn

[spark spindle]

Ofc :>

Barely

[ripe owl]

Is that why your name is sparkly..

[spark spindle]

But yes

[spark spindle]

Nooo has other reasons

[ripe owl]

Oh ok

[spark spindle]

But that's a weird coincidence

[ripe owl]

Yea sparkle is my fav character

[spark spindle]

I noticed lol

[ripe owl]

You can tell..

Pfp..

Banner...

My name used to be Hanabi (Sparkle's previous name)

[twin oracle]

was it really worth it?

[spark spindle]

Exactly 😭

[spark spindle]

HELP

😭

[twin oracle]

Also yea maybe fakher did just hafta run

Haven't seen em recently in MW either

[west path]

yes

[west path]

no you and the froh mafia KILLED HIM

you are evil murderers

[ripe owl]

Alr imma go back to clan chat

[quick idol]

yeah can confirm

[twin oracle]

Nuh uh

[quick idol]

rare froh mafia w tbh but it was still wrong

[twin oracle]

froh mafia is DEAD

[vital latch]

you need to do something about the froh mafia

it controls mwaw

[twin oracle]

last message was like 4 days ago

waow

[vital latch]

the froh mafia is bigger then you think

[twin oracle]

@ornate current can you show em who really controls map wars

(it's honey bee!!)

[ornate current]

the froh mafia is not real

[vital latch]

yes it is liar!

though, the leader of it is now no other then...

then...

😰

[ornate current]

the marxists run map wars

@balmy epoch

[vital latch]

<insert major mwaw person here idk>

[ornate current]

i had nothing to do with the death of our beloved fakher may he rest in piece

[vital latch]

you and @twin oracle are the reason for it froh.

do not run from the truth

[ornate current]

no.

[prime compass]

I shot fakher

[vital latch]

WHAT

[prime compass]

He watched too many Peter griffin kissing gifs

Please stop sending gay kissing Peter griffin GIFs, the Moroccan government is watching me and I might get executed for viewing this so please stop 🙏🏼

[vital latch]

FROH PAID YOU OFF TO SAU THAT

they MYST HAVE

[prime compass]

How do you think i became sultan

[vital latch]

by hacking amp

[prime compass]

🤫

[twin oracle]

@vital latch would you be interested in joining the alt 1990s MW

[prime compass]

Can i be switzerland and do nothing at all

Just build bunkers

[twin oracle]

If that's what excites you then yes !!1

[prime compass]

And laugh in money

[west path]

oil john?

[prime compass]

What excites me is killing bluds !!1

In suzerain

[vital latch]

why not, what nations r open

[west path]

you should play as haiti

[ornate current]

shows nations not open

[west path]

is anybody playing upper volta

[twin oracle]

Nopperonies

And we need more Africa players!!

[west path]

@oiljohn its time to strike

Complete your mission

[wraith quarry]

why is satanism in my refuge

get out of here mw/aw freaks

[prime compass]

@ornate current do u like Franz kafka

[ornate current]

no

[prime compass]

Good

[vital latch]

UK avb? don't see it on this list but I find it hard to believe someone took botswana before there was a uk player

[twin oracle]

Quite literally nobody has chosen UK

[vital latch]

I'll take UK then

[twin oracle]

Beyond one fella but we told em to pick something else cause it was their first time

[vital latch]

oh, its my first time playing one of your mws as well

or aws

idk the terminology sorry

if UK doesn't work norway sounds fun

[twin oracle]

Aye aye !!

[vital latch]

are there any gamey systems I need to read up on or is it just say what to do like most mws

[west path]

i think its like regular mws

u just gotta wait a bit longer on actions cuz dino has more of them than most mw hosts

[vital latch]

manneva level wait?

(2 minutes)

my RPG level wait? (5 minutes)

[west path]

it

varies

[vital latch]

insane

oh well we'll see

I think it'll be fun

maybe a bit scuffed since that community doesn't sync well with how I like my mws to my knowledge

but it'll be fun probably

[frank latch]

@west path when are we protesting Klez's death?

[low agate]

@frosty drum want a sneak peak of something?

[spring bison]

satan

[west path]

Soon.

[frosty drum]

Sure

[burnt wren]

You hosting tonight?

[low agate]

Still need rules

[burnt wren]

What?

What rules

[low agate]

For the new mw

[burnt wren]

You retconned the old mw?

[burnt wren]

?

[low agate]

No

[burnt wren]

So...

@rotund hill

[burnt wren]

Bro maximus ain't getting online can you just host tonight please

[burnt wren]

Bro...

[frank latch]

what shall we do to protest it?

[hollow wasp]

Satan

[prime compass]

We need to revive klez

[hollow wasp]

Chat I’m older than cosmic? U always seem so mature or something idk

[frank latch]

Qevie and I are organizing a protest

[prime compass]

#ReviveKlez

[hollow wasp]

A….. protest?

[vital latch]

I'm not very mature

nor intelligent

[frank latch]

yes

[frank latch]

#ReviveKlez

[prime compass]

SPREAD THE WORD

[hollow wasp]

U seem it
I’m older by a like 2 months muhahahahaha (June 08)

[hollow wasp]

H-h-how?

[vital latch]

damn laddie you're an old person!!!

[frank latch]

Idk

hence
"organizing"
as in
still coming up with how
(Qevie hasn't responded)

[vital latch]

if they're more then a week older then me then they're ancient, more then a week younger then me they're a baby

that's how it works.

[frank latch]

Qevie might be dead too...

🐖

[vital latch]

he was alive a couple hours ago idunno

i shot him in the chest

but he seemed to survive!

[hollow wasp]

Damn them whippernsappers! Got a hip replacement yesterday! They don’t make em like they used to……
No respect for the elderly anymore!

Did I nail the part?

[vital latch]

or atleast I don't consider myself as such, it's pretty 50/50. some people including myself think I'm a dumbass others seem to think I'm a genius

[hollow wasp]

U should ask cosmic nicely to let him out of his dungeon

[hollow wasp]

I’d be inclined to think the former

[vital latch]

yeah sounds about right, this is actually what eye sounds like sometimes yk!

[hollow wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/so-true-gif-24068595

Acnaq bot told me that was a dog once

[vital latch]

if it's not a human it's a fluffy dog according to that creature

[frank latch]

I mean

he is Polish

so

[vital latch]

this is why I need to incorporate AI into weedbot 9000

atleast weedbot 9000 will know that it's actually weed not a fluffy dog!

[frank latch]

his blood alcohol content alone should have killed him already

he's just immortal

[hollow wasp]

😂 u have acnaq locked in ur dungeon or something too, it’s so realistic! Blumi mw, fluffy dog…. Actually that’s kinda acnaqs whole personality

[vital latch]

(I would actually do this if I knew how, unfortunately incorporating AI into a random discord bot when I know nothing about python past what I learnt from youtube tutorials is extremely difficult 💔)

[vital latch]

see! acnaq incarnate

[hollow wasp]

Weedbot 9000 wont even realise it’s a gif
“How high are you?”
“What’s that second word?”
“High?”
“Hello!”

[vital latch]

one of these days we need to bring an acnaq ai to worldbox to replace acnaq

[hollow wasp]

Fr

[hollow wasp]

Import acnaq 4000

[wraith quarry]

why does this river in poland just... spawn out of nowhere

there's no pumps

[vital latch]

hopefully there aren't any tariffs

[wraith quarry]

it just shows up

[hollow wasp]

Probably goes underground for a time

[hollow wasp]

Eye hasn’t yet assumed full power, we’re safe here

[wraith quarry]

it cant, it's right next to another river

[vital latch]

?

[hollow wasp]

Any chance it’s some kind of offshoot? Could go into some cave idk

[vital latch]

for now... the deepstate could come back at any day

[wraith quarry]

there are no pumps around there

[vital latch]

huh, how I'm looking at it, it looks like that grass is kinda like a natural bridge

[wraith quarry]

oh

[vital latch]

and it might have a tunnel below it

[vital latch]

nvm that's it

[wraith quarry]

it's solid land

[hollow wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/slice-execute-admiral-leader-admiral-general-aladeen-gif-21000868

What deepstate?

[vital latch]

staff furry rp-

[frank latch]

please add the p

[vital latch]

This message has been removed by the WorldBox authority for spreading misinformation

[frank latch]

this looks worse without it

[hollow wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/staff-furry-roleplay-discord-resident-evil-staff-furry-roleplay-is-real-gif-3549871588448361491

[mental marsh]

Dam

[vital latch]

good god

gg = good god

gg = get good

gg = anything but good game

[hollow wasp]

_report BOW: NSFW

[vital latch]

-warn @frank latch NSFW <Major>

[mental marsh]

I swear yall won't let me host

3 rd time I've been trying

[hollow wasp]

I’ve been verballed twice for “joke reports” meanwhile one of the, was real I was just a little late sending it

[frank latch]

[vital latch]

oh the misery

[frank latch]

objection your honor
what NSFW

[vital latch]

you are NSFW bow

[hollow wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/luc-gif-17522946110657070204

[vital latch]

you are NSFW incarnate

I would not feel safe with you at work

[frank latch]

true

[frank latch]

OSHA hates me

[wraith quarry]

i dont feel safe with him at home

[vital latch]

I don't feel safe with him in game room!

[hollow wasp]

U DM’ed cosmic a pic of ur tinder bio (u we’re holding a fish)

Were*

[vital latch]

figured it out, when we see something like "silly billy" the instant reaction is "joke report"

unless it's like

eye doing the report

[hollow wasp]

Nah one of them was actually real it was just handled while my bad wifi was sending the report

[vital latch]

[hollow wasp]

The other was a joke report on gam, I used the wrong line

[vital latch]

the only two reports I see on you are "Silly billy" which sounds like joke report line and "Bullying" which is towards gam and yk

[hollow wasp]

Silly billy is the one I’m talking about

[vital latch]

yeah

[hollow wasp]

Like the mods saw the chat

[vital latch]

you were probably right I 100% believe you

[hollow wasp]

Saw it was actual

Then said “don’t joke report Vro”

[vital latch]

It's just that "silly billy" makes it sound like a joke report by default

[vital latch]

sounds legit

[hollow wasp]

Yeah but like they saw it wasn’t a joke report so it was kinda random

[mental marsh]

I joke reported by accident

[vital latch]

ig

[wraith quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/arapaima-gif-481257979374269414

[vital latch]

tru

[vital latch]

,roll 20 expand

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 2

[vital latch]

[hollow wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/whale-galaxy-cool-glitter-stars-gif-7742503

[frank latch]

,roll 20 colonize all over cosmic

😭

[vital latch]

omg the mario kart world direct tmrw is so hype

[frank latch]

it didn't even work bro

[vital latch]

please launch us pre orders

please launch us pre orders

[mental marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/whatever-go-my-scarab-scarab-assyst-gif-9837798423909404507

[hollow wasp]

,roll 20 put cosmic dolphin in seaworld

[haughty inlet]

uglyladdie

:game_die: You rolled 1

[vital latch]

please let me pay nintendo an absurd amount of money

[hollow wasp]

[vital latch]

,roll 20 kill everyone at sea world

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 14

[frank latch]

,roll 20 colonize cosmic

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: You rolled 17

[frank latch]

peak

[vital latch]

i've been colonized

[mental marsh]

Pre ordering a digital game

[vital latch]

but atleast sea world is destroyed

[hollow wasp]

,roll 20 stop the raging dolphin at seaworld

[haughty inlet]

uglyladdie

:game_die: You rolled 19

[hollow wasp]

Peak

[vital latch]

I want to pre order the console

the console isn't avb for pre orders yet in america cuz of tariffs

[frank latch]

,roll 20 stop the stopping of the raging dolphin at seaworld

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: You rolled 17

[vital latch]

I AM LOSING MY SHIT PABLO

[mental marsh]

Ain't it like stupidly expensive

[frank latch]

dang

[vital latch]

I NEED TO GIVE NINTENDO MONEY

[hollow wasp]

,roll 20 shave BOW

[haughty inlet]

uglyladdie

:game_die: You rolled 16

[wraith quarry]

nintendo needs to go bankrupt

[vital latch]

yes but I don't care

[hollow wasp]

@frank latch u are being shaved

[vital latch]

I will buy whatever this company puts out

[hollow wasp]

Rich dolphin moment

[vital latch]

I'm not even that rich as far as silicon valley standards go

[wraith quarry]

,roll 20 remove @hollow wasp's fingernails

[haughty inlet]

anonymous_fish

:game_die: You rolled 12

[vital latch]

will admit I'm spoiled as fuck though

[mental marsh]

Or go outside and do real go karting 🔥

You should do that

[frank latch]

,roll 20 I burn your house down instead

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: You rolled 13

[hollow wasp]

“As far as silicone valley standards go”
Ahh you poor thing, need to wipe ur tears with a 100 trillion dollar Zimbabwean note?

[hollow wasp]

It failed. Get shaved

[frank latch]

[hollow wasp]

,roll 20 Nuh uh

[haughty inlet]

uglyladdie

:game_die: You rolled 19

[hollow wasp]

Haha

[mental marsh]

Mf I live in a 3rd world country

And I'm not complaining

[hollow wasp]

Albania moment

[mental marsh]

Shits cheap af

Rents is like 250

[hollow wasp]

So are ur politicians apparently

[quick idol]

Hi

did you know that cosmic is the CEO of nintendo

[hollow wasp]

,roll 20 kick out ercan

[haughty inlet]

uglyladdie

:game_die: You rolled 2

[quick idol]

Too bad

[hollow wasp]

[vital latch]

real, I will admit that "not that rich by silicon valley standards" is still to most perspectives enough money to buy basically whatever you want

[quick idol]

,roll kick out el helado

[haughty inlet]

ercanramanov

Invalid argument provided.

Usage:
roll [max number or options to choose from]

[mental marsh]

Down side is yk the normal wage is 500 euros

[vital latch]

not exactly the case though, housing and food at more expensive here then other places

[quick idol]

,roll 20 kick out el helado

[haughty inlet]

ercanramanov

:game_die: You rolled 10

[quick idol]

Its good enough

[hollow wasp]

Per month or year?

[quick idol]

goodbye helado

[vital latch]

so while we do have more disposable income for most things, for the things that matter not really

[hollow wasp]

,roll 20 glue myself to cosmic

[haughty inlet]

uglyladdie

:game_die: You rolled 14

[mental marsh]

Month ofc they ain't homeless

[hollow wasp]

Aha!

[quick idol]

both being kicked out then

[vital latch]

,roll 20 jump up and down get myself unglued

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 15

[hollow wasp]

I meant to say week 😅

[hollow wasp]

[frank latch]

THE MARKETS

THE MARKETS ARE COMING DOWN!

[quick idol]

BOW IS TYPING

[vital latch]

,roll 20 kick ercan!

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 11

[quick idol]

KICK HIM OUT IMMEDIATELY

[vital latch]

HAHA

,roll 20 kick BOW

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 3

[frank latch]

OH GOD

[vital latch]

FUCK

[frank latch]

ngl

[hollow wasp]

,roll 20 hide in the hair I shaved off BOW

[haughty inlet]

uglyladdie

:game_die: You rolled 8

[vital latch]

are you being deadass

[hollow wasp]

Noooo

[frank latch]

I knew everybody was saying "the stock market is crashing"

but

like

[mental marsh]

@vital latch you never getting that Nintendo

[quick idol]

,roll 20 defense roll (this is a manneva reference™️)

[haughty inlet]

ercanramanov

:game_die: You rolled 6

[hollow wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/bitcoin-bullish-buy-the-dip-buying-the-dip-crypto-gif-8816299669207984402

[frank latch]

We're cooked bro

[vital latch]

oh that's

pretty fucking bag

bad*

[frank latch]

[mental marsh]

Yeah

[quick idol]

,roll 20 reroll (also a manneva reference™️)

[haughty inlet]

ercanramanov

:game_die: You rolled 4

[hollow wasp]

Oh damn

[mental marsh]

How does this effect LeBron career tho

[hollow wasp]

,roll 20 all references and memory of manneva are erased

[haughty inlet]

uglyladdie

:game_die: You rolled 1

[quick idol]

Nope that isnt a 🛍️

[hollow wasp]

Damn

[vital latch]

unless they don't export here I think it'll be fine

[quick idol]

Now everyone remembers Manneva

[hollow wasp]

,roll 20 I get amnesia

[haughty inlet]

uglyladdie

:game_die: You rolled 17

[hollow wasp]

Aha!

I don’t!

[vital latch]

I'm worried they're going to increase the price in US due to tariffs or even just straight up cancel american exports

if the first happens then...

I'll buy one anyways

if the second happens

I'm fucked

[hollow wasp]

Smuggling:

[vital latch]

my hyperfixation prone ass is not going a week without the kirby DLC that's switch 2 exclusive

it's KIRBY

[mental marsh]

@vital latch I'll sell it to you fr fr

[vital latch]

I CANNOT

miss the kirby

[hollow wasp]

Nuh uh I’ll sell it to him, for a reasonable price

[vital latch]

400$ upfront, below MSRP (as much as I'm a Nintendo shill, they're fucked this generation)

FUN FACT

Nintendo released a console for more money then it was worth before

the 3ds

guess what happened

80$ price cut about 4 months after launch

[hollow wasp]

There’s a charge for my lazy ass to go to the bank and convert that

[mental marsh]

The Albanian switch 2 is better

[hollow wasp]

I still have my old 3ds

[vital latch]

BASED

mine broke

[mental marsh]

Made from real plastic

[vital latch]

if I can find one second hand for a reasonable price I'm rebuying that shit though

so many games I want to replay

[hollow wasp]

I still have that Luigi’s mansion game it’s as peak as everyone remembers

[mental marsh]

I don't think there's a 3ds in my country

[vital latch]

(I had atleast 1000 hours on that thing, victim of wear and tare)

[vital latch]

I didn't really like that luigis mansion game I cnl...

[hollow wasp]

You’re dead to me cosmic

[mental marsh]

Man my country is so peak

[vital latch]

I mean

[mental marsh]

Collage is 50€

[vital latch]

it was alright, but it wasn't brilliant

I never finished it though

[hollow wasp]

Collage you say? Art lovers ig
How much is college?

[hollow wasp]

Me neither

[vital latch]

I think the first game I finished for realsies was lego city undercover on my wii u

I was one of like

[mental marsh]

Mb auto correct

[vital latch]

12 people whose family had one of those things

and it was brilliant...

[hollow wasp]

I fucking love that game

[mental marsh]

College is 50€

[hollow wasp]

I got the part 2 it wasn’t as good

[vital latch]

literally peak gaming

[hollow wasp]

Nice

[vital latch]

yeah the second game which iirc was a prequal wasn't great

but the original version and the remaster

both fucking peak

[mental marsh]

Obi it's hard tho

[vital latch]

although the original version is often forgotten about since it was a wii u exclusive

[mental marsh]

Private is 1000€ i think

Idk

[hollow wasp]

It was a prequel? Bro I just tuned out and try harder the missions lol

[hollow wasp]

Still not bad

[vital latch]

I remember reading about it when it came out, I bought it when it was really new iirc. I read something about it being a prequal

[mental marsh]

Yall paying 100k for a piece of paper

[hollow wasp]

I barely realised there was a story lol

[vital latch]

also the title was literally "The Chase Begins" in our localization iirc

[mental marsh]

Actually I think if you move here it ne cheaper

[mental marsh]

You'd prob be accepted

But yk a degree here isn't worth it

[vital latch]

I'm probably moving to the UK for my higher level education

I'm a legal citizen there and it's cheaper for legal citizens in the UK then it is for legal citizens in the US

plus the UK has great universities all around

[hollow wasp]

Here college would cost about 30 thousand euros here. Expensive but not as bad as America

[vital latch]

well

some are bad

but there are multiple good ones

[mental marsh]

Forgot your Irish ngl

[hollow wasp]

Ewwww

[hollow wasp]

Lol

[mental marsh]

Isn't it like 100k

I could buy a house for that

[hollow wasp]

In america it’s stupidly expensive. Uk is pricey but not as bad

[vital latch]

IIRC about 40k in the UK overall

[mental marsh]

Just don't live in london

[vital latch]

in america though it's 100kish

I can't afford that shit

😭

[hollow wasp]

Solid advice overall

[mental marsh]

Yk it's actually not that bad of a idea to move to a different country

[vital latch]

(would be a lot more if I wasn't a British citizen though, thankfully my dad blessed me with UK citizenship)

Wish it was like

[mental marsh]

Blessed?

[vital latch]

Irish or French citizenship instead

those are better passports

[hollow wasp]

Lots of people here go to belgium or poland if they don’t get college points for medicine lol

[mental marsh]

Why not german

[vital latch]

but having british + american is better then having just american.

[frank latch]

AfD:

[hollow wasp]

Ireland has the 3rd best passport (tied with a few others)

[mental marsh]

?

[frank latch]

Idk tbh

[hollow wasp]

Doesn’t rlly matter at that point

[mental marsh]

Idk wtf that means bro

[mental marsh]

German is so much better

[hollow wasp]

No it’s not?

👽

[mental marsh]

Colleges are hard to get into tho

[frank latch]

I wouldn't want to move to Germany because of the AfD

which is why I would prefer France or Ireland

[mental marsh]

Tf Is AFD

[hollow wasp]

Chat just don’t tell pablo lol

[mental marsh]

I mean south France is better

[vital latch]

Although, long term I want to end up settling down in New Zeland, that place just sounds awesome

if I can't make that work though

I'm sitting my ass down in North Wales and calling it a day

[frank latch]

https://tenor.com/view/atlantis-you-dont-wanna-know-secret-disney-shouldnt-have-told-me-gif-17814673

[vital latch]

[hollow wasp]

Not for me I’ll look like I got dipped in red paint

[mental marsh]

Bruh

[hollow wasp]

Aim about 300km west and you’ve got the place!

[mental marsh]

For a political party?

Seriously?

[vital latch]

and if by the time I'm 18 I'm unable to leave the country because of trumps political bullshit and I'm fucked

[hollow wasp]

He’s joking lol

[prime compass]

Real

[vital latch]

fun fact, trump administraition is advertising a wip "cure to autism"

[prime compass]

Alternative for Syrlstaria

[vital latch]

I believe it's probably just torture though 🤫

[mental marsh]

Our pm resigned today btw

[frank latch]

revolution:

[hollow wasp]

@mental marsh irish passport is better than German I’m pretty sure. Both in EU but irish passport is elite

[mental marsh]

It was crazy

[frank latch]

worked 248 years ago

[hollow wasp]

That’s crazy

[low agate]

Haven't we had this in the past... (You know what I'm talking about)

[mental marsh]

Yeah but quality of life:

[vital latch]

that'd be even worse, I love the concept of the country not being in the gutter anymore but I hate the concept of living in a war

[mental marsh]

Aviod frankfurt

[vital latch]

exactly...

[hollow wasp]

Since it’s EU u can always just go to Germany ( ❤️ cologne)

[frank latch]

Irish passport is better too
cus they're politically neutral

[vital latch]

nobody is giving me a "cure to autism"

[low agate]

At this rate I don't see him getting past year 2 of the term bro

Congress ain't gonna let him

[vital latch]

I can see him dying of natural causes

[frank latch]

trains:

[vital latch]

he's getting old

[low agate]

He's old enough for it to happen unironically

[hollow wasp]

Yeah we’re not neutral lol
The government just says that

[mental marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/tbbt-the-big-bang-theory-sheldon-choo-choo-train-gif-7862623

[low agate]

I hate typos

[vital latch]

I don't care about trains... yet

[frank latch]

true

so when are you gonna join NATO

[hollow wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-iliketrains-trains-gif-4905803

[prime compass]

Map wars;

[mental marsh]

There's one train in kosovo and its peak

[hollow wasp]

Probably not gonna

[vital latch]

ireland isn't in nato?

what the flip!

[hollow wasp]

Since the government likes to pretend it’s neutral

[frank latch]

no

only EU

the UK is the opposite

[vital latch]

this is news to me I cnl

[hollow wasp]

We’re in the EU not NATO

[mental marsh]

Albania should join EU fr fr

[vital latch]

I lwk thought you guys were in both

[frank latch]

shame

but understandable for a number of reasons

the largest one being Northern Ireland

[vital latch]

nato is a rotting corpse atp in my opinion

[hollow wasp]

We don’t rlly have a need to be in NATO. Who’s going to attack us?

[vital latch]

(I love being in politics room)

[low agate]

W or L map

[vital latch]

true you don't

[mental marsh]

I need that german wage 🙏

[wraith quarry]

L map

[hollow wasp]

That wouldn’t really factor into NATO though.

[vital latch]

not enough spirals

[low agate]

Next map...

[hollow wasp]

Try another spiral

[frank latch]

eh
it sort of does

[hollow wasp]

How?

[mental marsh]

Me

[vital latch]

just as a person

you're personally attacking ireland

[hollow wasp]

Come on bro, the Serbs are the other way!

[wraith quarry]

i hate serbia

[vital latch]

two floridians, one irishman, a californian, and an albanian walk into a #🎲game-room...

[hollow wasp]

I have discerned u are from a balkan nation of unknown origin (ik ur american)

[low agate]

Thoughts on the biome layout of the map?

[mental marsh]

~~what's the difference ~~

[vital latch]

this looks cool

[wraith quarry]

bosnia my beloved

[vital latch]

(going off location, I consider myself Welsh)

[hollow wasp]

Serbia is the bad guy

[wraith quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/bosnia-yugoslavia-bosnia-my-beloved-my-beloved-serbia-gif-13885109795629809826

[mental marsh]

It was a IRA joke

[vital latch]

or welsh-american if I feel specific

[low agate]

Where do you think the most habitable area is

[vital latch]

both the spirals

[hollow wasp]

AND HERZEGOVINA RAHHHH foams at the mouth

[mental marsh]

Americans love not calling themselves American

[hollow wasp]

Wdym

[low agate]

What part of the spirals fr

[vital latch]

I'm a legal british citizen buddy

[mental marsh]

War crimes?

[vital latch]

centre

[mental marsh]

Even worse

[hollow wasp]

Pretty sure cosmic is half and half. Not one of those great great grandfather types

[wraith quarry]

the bosnian-serb govt needs to be eradicated

[rotund hill]

@low agate what's up

[vital latch]

only most of the UK is bad

fuck England

[low agate]

You since you got out of bed

[mental marsh]

Wales is too fym

[hollow wasp]

[vital latch]

Wales is NOT mini England

if you go there you will notice a diference

[wraith quarry]

nerd me all you want

but its true

[mental marsh]

Sheep lover

[vital latch]

I have been to both for months each, they are very different

[hollow wasp]

Is it a war crime or terrorism if ur not at war

[wraith quarry]

it is

[hollow wasp]

Wales is mini Ireland

[mental marsh]

The difference being what

[hollow wasp]

Fucker*

[mental marsh]

Fr

[rotund hill]

Shut hater 👽

[mental marsh]

Can't say that

[low agate]

Hmm

[wraith quarry]

the celtic influence in wales is held by like the 6 people there who remember ww2

[mental marsh]

Was tho

[hollow wasp]

I cant?

[vital latch]

yeah, my dad was born in west England to Welsh ancestry (which admitidly, does come with a little bit of E*glish). my mum was born in u*ah

[mental marsh]

Yeah bc it's they actually do

[frank latch]

I like how we're just censoring every place name

[low agate]

@rotund hill I need to know
Are you in the collab or no

[rotund hill]

No

[low agate]

So be it

[rotund hill]

I wanna play

[hollow wasp]

If ur part englsh u could also be part frnch….
Go try a frog (scientific test)

[low agate]

Your knowledge of some subjects may give you an advantage, but alright

[mental marsh]

Bros acting like Wales isn't fully English

[rotund hill]

You hoarded all the work it's not a collab

[mental marsh]

Gn

Ima sleep

[low agate]

Are you getting mad because I did all the work for the group project

[vital latch]

England is full of massive depressing cities with industrial architecture.
Wales is full of many towns and farms as well as beautiful grass! Lots of nice hills and the architecture atleast in my opinion is a lot more cozy.

[rotund hill]

Should have been quite the opposite, but yeah.

[wraith quarry]

rural england

[frank latch]

does this mean Floridians are French?

[hollow wasp]

Nah that’s a historical meme of epic proportions
Back in the day stealing sheep was illegal but (censored) them wasn’t so any time a Welshman was caught going to steal sheep he said he was gonna (Yk) the sheep (not illegal, no punishment)

[vital latch]

fuck true

[low agate]

Bro's mad I made his life easier and still offered him collaboration

[hollow wasp]

If u have a florida man in the family it cancels out

[vital latch]

Fuck fl*rida

[frank latch]

DIE

[prime compass]

HEY

[hollow wasp]

Cal*fornia

[prime compass]

WE hate fl*r#d#

❤️

[mental marsh]

@vital latch are you not allowed within 300 meter of a sheep farm

[frank latch]

(I can't insult Cal*fornia cus it's existence is already insulting)

[vital latch]

we do have a lot of generally British cultural traits, but we also have the duck pond!

[low agate]

Aight time to make some rules for the mw

[frank latch]

the duck pond!

[vital latch]

actually should I be yapping about my town specific heritage that sounds like a pretty big risk

[frank latch]

right

[vital latch]

yk, a woman was killed in the dock pond once

[vital latch]

she just broke up with her boyfriend and got drowned there

by her ex of course

great drama!

[mental marsh]

How

Oh

[hollow wasp]

The beef between US states is crazy (u guys are all literally the same fucking thing 2k kilometres away like bro)

[frank latch]

because I'm going to reverse the location of "the duck pond"
pull up all of the residents within the last 500 years
find your family
trace it back to you
and then dox you

yes

[frank latch]

Europe:

[wraith quarry]

so does england

[mental marsh]

There's like 5 Welsh Americans living in cali

[mental marsh]

English *

[vital latch]

no it's because the specific details of it if I yap too much could give the location of one of my family members if you mess with my full name which is common knowledge atp

[wraith quarry]

dont even compare us to those illionites

or..

[vital latch]

England doesn't have THE duck pond.

[wraith quarry]

or...

i can't say it

[frank latch]

it's actually not common knowledge

I've never been aware of it

but

[wraith quarry]

pennsylvanians 🤢

[frank latch]

I believe you privacy is your right

so
therefore

I will be nuking the UK indiscriminately

[hollow wasp]

@vital latch rural Ireland lore, a girl died recently apparently a su*icide but the rumour going around is she died doing some stupid tik tok challenge

[vital latch]

wtf I've accidentally doxxed my full name to like 80 bajillion times

[frank latch]

1. Could have been when I wasn't around
2. I'm incredibly oblivious

[vital latch]

why does this not surprise me

[vital latch]

probably

[hollow wasp]

Florida Vs California literally no differences
Ireland Vs Albania lots of differences (language, religion, ethnicity, etc)

[vital latch]

it was because I was incredibly dumb about privacy regarding how I set up google doc sharing

[frank latch]

there's a ton of differences between California and Florida

[hollow wasp]

I did that once

[hollow wasp]

Like?

[frank latch]

1. Florida has a ton of Puerto Rican and Cuban influence

California has a lot of mexican and asian influence

[hollow wasp]

So there was immigration?

….

[frank latch]

Florida is a lot more conservative

[vital latch]

theres a lot of mexicans here, it's pretty nice tbh

we get good mexican food

😋

[frank latch]

our climates are remotely dissimilar

[frank latch]

the only similarity
is the fact we're both hot

[hollow wasp]

Geographiy doesn’t count it doesn’t dismiss my point at all

Geography *

[frank latch]

Florida also has a lot more history

considering we have one of the oldest settlements in North America

as well as a whole bunch of other stuff

[hollow wasp]

Nah my point stands

[frank latch]

nothing compared to Europe ofc
but

still a major cultural difference

and
Florida Men