🎲game-room

[wraith quarry]

Harold's dead

[spring bison]

whats the name of our kingdom I forgot

[hollow wasp]

,roll 20 shoot cosmic

[haughty inlet]

uglyladdie

:game_die: You rolled 10

[hollow garden]

Yes!!

[west path]

MY ACTION FINALLY WENT THROUGH

[prime compass]

Pls action

[vital latch]

,roll 20 die because laddie shot me

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 3

[vital latch]

i revive instead

[wraith quarry]

Harold is dead and im replacing him with a critter named Glooble

[cerulean siren]

for what

the army?

[spring bison]

why are yall married

[hollow garden]

@vital latch tell me about the crabhole

[hollow wasp]

My army yeah

[vital latch]

did bro just hire phoenix wright

[west path]

no he wants to divorce his wife

Hog

[west path]

yea

[cerulean siren]

9 mins you anit thugging it out yet

[vital latch]

@cerulean siren hang on this is a good idea can I write about the mythical crab hole

[hollow garden]

@hollow wasp marry me after

[vital latch]

FUCK

[hollow wasp]

Uhhh klez…… ur a man

[vital latch]

afk I just spilled metric fuck tones of water

[prime compass]

@cerulean siren 😢

[hollow garden]

Did I stutter

[cerulean siren]

,roll Belemin Arc, Klez Arc, Cosmic Arc

[mental marsh]

Dam

[haughty inlet]

twovo

:game_die: Klez Arc

[hollow wasp]

Oof

[prime compass]

But

[hollow garden]

What does this mean

[prime compass]

Lets 1984

[steep merlin]

should I marry klez
:8ball: You may rely on it

[hollow wasp]

8ball has spoken

[mental marsh]

@vital latch when show I'm kinda bored

[steep merlin]

Harold revive
:8ball: Without a doubt

[hollow garden]

W

[spring bison]

@cerulean siren update on the situation btw

[cerulean siren]

@hollow garden The Farmer plan has begun to be implemented. Some people take the advice, while most just seeit as goverments trying to interrupt their peoples old practices

[west path]

hes getting swamped again

unlimited swamping

[vital latch]

Wiped it up, thankfully it spilled towards the floor and not towards my computer

[hollow garden]

Well educate the people

Knowledge is the person's weapon against ignorance

[prime compass]

Fascist

[cerulean siren]

They dont want to

And we lack the facilities

[hollow garden]

Tf do they mean they don't want to

[mental marsh]

@cerulean siren assassinate @prime compass

Joke

[prime compass]

Good

[hollow garden]

Well we will pause this for now

We don't have a choice unfortunately

[mental marsh]

I would smoke you bro

[prime compass]

No

[mental marsh]

Your a small time pirate

I got gov contracts boy

[spring bison]

educate the next generation not the current backwards one

[hollow garden]

@cerulean siren

We will do this

[prime compass]

@hollow garden you are on thin ice

[mental marsh]

@cerulean siren when raid

[cerulean siren]

Context: Veos

[mental marsh]

What about it

Where did everyone go

[hollow wasp]

I lurk

[prime compass]

I wait

[spring bison]

we are on pause actions

[west path]

the swampology was INSANE

[spring bison]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-house-house-md-cursed-the-curse-cursed-images-gif-9514785705741002263

[mental marsh]

@spring bison when are we getting married

[frosty drum]

Update

[west path]

OH SO NOW YOURE CHEATING ON ME

[mental marsh]

Cool

[west path]

YOURE EVIL

[spring bison]

👽

[mental marsh]

You had a wife bro

[west path]

i dont think i have one

i forgo

@cerulean siren do i

[mental marsh]

I only got with you for the contract

[cerulean siren]

Rei Times - August 1471

• A pirate by the name of "Pablo" has raided Veos of over 100,000 gold shillings worth of goods. The Region is in Choas, with military overrun from raids conducted by pirates following after Pablo
• A Successful Theater has opened in Midtown Rei, with people enjoying the show. Many reflect on the attitudes of Anti-Slavery presented in thw work
• The Emperor once again calls the Governors into the Chamber to futher discuss the following: Fortifications on Perlos and Galin, Leborn Investigation and Expanding the Milltary
• In Feravai, a writer by the name of "Kelly Tevin" writes on the "Natural Rights" of governance.

[west path]

Ok bro,,

youre kinda evil

[cerulean siren]

nah

[mental marsh]

@cerulean siren dms

[mental marsh]

Man feels good to be on the news

[prime compass]

Can u me action

[spring bison]

vote yes for both fortification and the expand military

[cerulean siren]

Lebron Investigation Voted : NO
3 - 5 -2

[cerulean siren]

where did we leave off

[prime compass]

Attack the crab
Aim at the limbs and eyes while changing position after shooting

[cerulean siren]

okay who did i miss for an action

i think i did

miss someone

:sobL

[prime compass]

Sob

[wild mason]

Frosted Mini Wheats

[vital latch]

@cerulean siren I just had another idea to increase output. Begin planning a newspaper company, we will mainly focus on the capital for now as a test run but if it's successful we will expand to Flaxport, then other major cities across the country. In order to avoid competing with other existing newspaper companies directly we'd like to tell news in a more interesting way, incorporating fun wording into our papers.

[cerulean siren]

BREAKING NEWS......

DURING SLAVE TRADE EXHANGCE PABLO THE PRIATE AND HIS CREW HAVE BEEN ARRESTED BY IMPERIAL AND FLAXPORT GUARD

[spring bison]

what

[mental marsh]

That's crazy

[vital latch]

NOOOOOO MY FAVOURITE PIRATE

[cerulean siren]

you can fight back yk

[spring bison]

stupid btw

[mental marsh]

Aright start choas

Nvm

Nvm wait

[spring bison]

I drop you to a 1 star review

[mental marsh]

@west path

[cerulean siren]

The Crab is blinded, but it still moves. Jerry gets his leg snapped off

[prime compass]

Continue shooting at it
Get Jerry away

[spring bison]

@cerulean siren does the military expansion bill have terms for funding military industry

[cerulean siren]

yes

if you would like to sponser it

[mental marsh]

Don't they wana know who I was trading with tho

[spring bison]

@cerulean siren would rich nobles be interested in funding my luxury goods initiative

[mental marsh]

@west path ima break your knee caps bro

Resp

Respond

[prime compass]

Anyway im breaking Pablo outta jail

[cerulean siren]

Donnix

[prime compass]

If I make it out here alive

[cerulean siren]

Jerry is out of the way. But the crab armor deflects your bullets

[mental marsh]

Thanks bro dw

[prime compass]

Aim for weak spots!

[west path]

what

[mental marsh]

I got a plan

[cerulean siren]

dammn

[prime compass]

Like underside of the body

[mental marsh]

Your guards took me

[west path]

??

[mental marsh]

And arrested me

[west path]

@cerulean siren dms

this is very

👽

[mental marsh]

@west path

[cerulean siren]

@mental marsh The Imperal Guard board your ship asking for surrendur. what do you do.

[west path]

peculia

[mental marsh]

@west path ??

Do i?

[frosty drum]

Surrender

[mental marsh]

Tell them to wait on a decision

We will decide shortly

Don't move any ships tho

[hollow wasp]

@cerulean siren dms

[west path]

im sorting it out

!

[wild mason]

Frosted Mini Wheats

[spring bison]

alright so I will have a fixed 51% stake on the initiative and the 49% will be sold to rich nobles limiting each family or noble to a maximun 15% stake investment

[cerulean siren]

There is a dagger in your heart. You fall to the ground and die

[west path]

WHAT

[mental marsh]

TF???

[west path]

thats the work of an assassin

NAWH

[mental marsh]

HOW

[west path]

IM INVESTIGATING THIS SHIT

[mental marsh]

MF IM DEAD

Rip

@cerulean siren can I have a will

Like can I chose where my money goes go

Awh

[spring bison]

all your shit is stolen

fuck you mean

[mental marsh]

Prob is

[hollow wasp]

Repossession I’m guessing since it was at a port

[cerulean siren]

@mental marsh Luckily, on your travels you had an affair with a Noble women in Donnix.

[spring bison]

WHAT

ck3 type shit

[mental marsh]

Wdym luckily

[visual shard]

aaaaa

[spring bison]

cause you will respawn as the child

[cerulean siren]

yeah

[hollow wasp]

@cerulean siren pay for 1/3 of cosmic’s theatre to buy a stake in it

[visual shard]

mw times

[mental marsh]

Ohhh

[cerulean siren]

i could have let your heir be a poop shoveler in Rei

[mental marsh]

Heir to the donnix throne fr fr

[visual shard]

respawn what

[cerulean siren]

infact

[visual shard]

pablo de dead

[cerulean siren]

You have 3 possible renincartions for March 1472

[ornate current]

@balmy epoch aw when

[balmy epoch]

when I get my pc and vague gets banned

[prime compass]

@cerulean siren
Is the crab dead...

[visual shard]

@cerulean siren what sort of actions can I do btw

[mental marsh]

Alright tell me them

[cerulean siren]

• Rei Poop shoveler Child
• Donnix Noble child
• Feravai Slave child

[mental marsh]

I fucking wonder

[cerulean siren]

your standards were low.

[west path]

SOB

[spring bison]

be a slave break free form a legion and overthrow the government

[mental marsh]

@vital latch will you take me as your child cuz i died

[mental marsh]

Nah wait

[hollow wasp]

@cerulean siren

[visual shard]

rest in peace

[cerulean siren]

bathroom break

[mental marsh]

Ok

[prime compass]

😢

[mental marsh]

Good for me

[visual shard]

ok chat oneself has not partaken in a mw where you are an individual and not a nation

what can you do

[hollow wasp]

Lurk

[visual shard]

this feels ominous

[frosty drum]

@mental marsh

[hollow wasp]

I mean pablo just fucking died

So yeah it’s kinda ominous here

[mental marsh]

@cerulean siren poop shovel child in Rei

[vital latch]

@cerulean siren Plotting to adopt poop shovel child Pablo

[cerulean siren]

You shoot towards the exposed joints. He tanks it, but after a few he falls. Yet his hearbeat is still active. You look around you and finally see the loot belonging to the Tomb of Rae Sh'lufen with more gold you have every seen.

A note reads.
" Take, but only to return."
A map to Asnina is on the back.

[visual shard]

yeah rest in peace

[frosty drum]

Update

[hollow wasp]

@cerulean siren

[mental marsh]

I used to be a pirate with a 56k gold shillings contract 😭

[mental marsh]

Cool

[visual shard]

the falloff

[west path]

@hollow wasp should we do your divorce whilst i wait for investigation results

[mental marsh]

@west path investigate my death fr fr

[west path]

already am

[hollow wasp]

Yeah

[mental marsh]

Nice

[prime compass]

Take the map and all Gold we can carry
Bury Harold 😔
Go to the nearest clinic and treat Jerry

[cerulean siren]

@hollow wasp you confiscate the Ship and all of the stolen goods. An Accountant evaluates Pablos Net worth to be around 230,000 Gold Shillings, now all in Imperial possession.

[prime compass]

Rae Sh'lufen

[visual shard]

how does one perform actions beyond just dms when I am involved with crime

[mental marsh]

Yo can I get a funeral where my body is on a ship and you light it on fire

[west path]

Holy

bro was rich as shit

[mental marsh]

And the ship sinks

[west path]

@cerulean siren can we do this

[cerulean siren]

Its the Ships, the stolen goods, the usual loots etc it all adds up

[west path]

May he be returned to the sea 🫡

[mental marsh]

Can you help cosmic btw

[spring bison]

bro is NOT the vikings

[vital latch]

pain and suffering

[visual shard]

i literally have no clue what to do

pluh

[cerulean siren]

Me neither

So behind 💔

[west path]

you'll be fine

[visual shard]

won't all my actions be in dms since I'm a criminal tho

[prime compass]

@cerulean siren
Can we sell the Gold!
Money...

[visual shard]

or nò

[mental marsh]

Your noble right?

[west path]

@cerulean siren dms

[cerulean siren]

Nah, your area is crime heaven

[visual shard]

alr nice

[hollow wasp]

Ok 20% is paid to the emperor as taxes
The ships and the body are turned over to Qevie
30% to Qevie
30% to me
20% to @vital latch ‘s theatre to buy a stake in it (for me)

[visual shard]

@cerulean siren I'm looking to buy a nicer house in my area
what are my options

[west path]

will use to fund investigation

[hollow wasp]

It’s urs regardless

[mental marsh]

@cerulean siren btw I'm @vital latch s child now

[cerulean siren]

you are not born yet

[mental marsh]

Oh

[wild mason]

Vutfola Xhol

[cerulean siren]

blumi hi

hi bkumi

[mental marsh]

Ok so hear me out

[visual shard]

blumen holls moment

[hollow wasp]

@vital latch I have bought a stake in ur theatre

[vital latch]

🤑

[cerulean siren]

im like 20 mins behind

[hollow wasp]

[cerulean siren]

see yall later

[mental marsh]

My poop shoveler mom thinks she poor and leaves me a new born babu at the theatre where @vital latch takes me

[visual shard]

real

[mental marsh]

Dam

[cerulean siren]

as in, i wont be reading chat untill no longerbehind

[mental marsh]

Atleast let me get adopted bro

[visual shard]

patience young one

[mental marsh]

He 👍

All good

[cerulean siren]

name? This works

[cerulean siren]

okay!

[spring bison]

are you buying the entire theatre

[hollow wasp]

A decent stake
@vital latch

[visual shard]

avoir soif

[wraith quarry]

what yall up to

[spring bison]

youre paying 46000

[cerulean siren]

25 with a child in the army is wild

[hollow wasp]

That’s crazy

[wraith quarry]

he fathered a son at age 6

[hollow wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/mujikcboro-seriymujik-gif-24361533

[vital latch]

The Sproza Post

[cerulean siren]

okay ready

[prime compass]

Ok

[hollow wasp]

@vital latch how much can I get for 46k

[vital latch]

I have no idea because I have no idea the construction cost

😭

[prime compass]

Wait

[hollow garden]

Real

@balmy epoch is this real
AI truly the pinnacle of shitposting

[cerulean siren]

@spring bison @hollow garden missed a little of the deatial on the farming and milltary things. Plase send that info in dms

[visual shard]

pluh

[hollow wasp]

@cerulean siren roughly how much would that buy me?

[spring bison]

use it to massively expand its operations and actually build a proper place for the workers

[visual shard]

@cerulean siren I am looking to buy a better house
what options are there for me

[balmy epoch]

I made this myself

[cerulean siren]

like homes?

[prime compass]

@cerulean siren
Sell half our Gold and start recruiting more members and buying more ships aswell as improving our arsenal
After we are prepared we will sail to asnini

[spring bison]

that and a place to produce the goods

also use the remaining funds to fund local efforts in production

[cerulean siren]

A Nice one

[mental marsh]

Is he caught up?

[visual shard]

how much does it cost
how much do I have

[hollow garden]

Detail of what

[cerulean siren]

problem: The map isnt striaghtforward

[cerulean siren]

the farm thing

[spring bison]

"sell half our gold" the gold IS the money

[hollow wasp]

@cerulean siren

[prime compass]

Wdym

[prime compass]

But but

[cerulean siren]

how much did your employer pay you btw

[prime compass]

I found Gold........

[mental marsh]

@cerulean siren am I in cosmic custody

[visual shard]

wait lemme check

[cerulean siren]

you are - 11

[hollow wasp]

Gold shillings I’m guessing

[spring bison]

also why are you doing that when saving up the gold is more logicall

[wraith quarry]

what are yall doing

[hollow wasp]

BROS SPEEDRUNNING

[cerulean siren]

no Gold Bars

[prime compass]

To expand my crew?

[hollow wasp]

Oh ok

[mental marsh]

When am I being born

[cerulean siren]

maarch

[mental marsh]

It's minus

[visual shard]

230,000 shillings

[cerulean siren]

its September

[prime compass]

Wdym the map isnt straightforward!

[hollow wasp]

Oh I just thought that was a dash

[prime compass]

Whats wrong with it

[cerulean siren]

what type

[mental marsh]

Will I be in cosmic custody tho

[visual shard]

uuuhhh it wasn't specified let me check

[hollow wasp]

@cerulean siren

[cerulean siren]

i assume sliver

[wild mason]

Why is family guy season 9 so good after the shitshow of 7 and 8

[mental marsh]

How can you watch 9 season's bro

[spring bison]

@cerulean siren negotiate an expansion of the luxury good trade deals and also send an envoy to the emperor talking about the luxury goods

[visual shard]

it was probably silver

[cerulean siren]

It says we gotta hit up like 12 different places before we arrive, otherwise the curse will be upon you.

Pirate-Internal-Crime-RP-MW

[prime compass]

What..curse

[visual shard]

but unfortunately they don't know how to respond to dms🥀

[hollow wasp]

@cerulean siren

[cerulean siren]

The one that killed the Great Rae Sha'Luften

[prime compass]

Idk him 😢

[spring bison]

you stole from the gods belemin

[prime compass]

But

[cerulean siren]

assuming sliver, you can afford it

[prime compass]

I challenge the gods of this mw!

[prime compass]

Very well
Head to the first place

[cerulean siren]

you have 200,200 left

[spring bison]

WHAT

[mental marsh]

Who's money is this bro

[visual shard]

damn

[spring bison]

2 million

[visual shard]

thought i was a millionaire for a sec

[cerulean siren]

typo

[cerulean siren]

you are btw

[hollow wasp]

@cerulean siren

[cerulean siren]

you have 2.3 million in modern USD

[spring bison]

insane

[cerulean siren]

Pablo had 25 million

[west path]

cooked

also its in gold shillings

[visual shard]

skibd
i also found out it was 23k gold shillings

not 230,000 sliver

[cerulean siren]

🤯 🤯 🤯

[mental marsh]

It would be have only been like 200 gold shillings ithink

Not that much

[mental marsh]

Crazy

[visual shard]

@west path how many kg do you need in btw

[west path]

1 gold shilling is 100 usd

[west path]

dee ems

[visual shard]

alr

[cerulean siren]

you paying him damn near 1/3 of you annual tax

[prime compass]

How many shillings did I g

[hollow wasp]

@cerulean siren

[mental marsh]

I'm surprised how I had 25 mill

[cerulean siren]

can we leave math rn

[mental marsh]

I can see why I died

[prisma flame]

CHAT GET OUT

[frosty drum]

Update (Finished all large/medium sized continents)

[mental marsh]

What

[prime compass]

Twovo

[frosty drum]

Except the bottom

[west path]

what

[prime compass]

Reach the place

[west path]

what about my other revenues

[frosty drum]

@west path @prime compass @mental marsh @cerulean siren

[mental marsh]

Cool man it gets better each time

[cerulean siren]

staing what to the emperor

sesh soft end

[hollow wasp]

Getting ignored for 10 mins is crazy

[cerulean siren]

ill hardend at 7

[spring bison]

about the goods

[spring bison]

💔

[frosty drum]

@hollow wasp

[cerulean siren]

its covered

[prime compass]

Wo

Woah

[mental marsh]

@west path how's the investigation

[hollow wasp]

Looks good

[mental marsh]

Or like my funeral

[ornate current]

Fascinating.

[mental marsh]

Fr all hand made

Which is crazy

[cerulean siren]

prirate-crime-excution-mw

[hollow wasp]

@cerulean siren

[mental marsh]

This session was the best and worse session

For me

I reached 25 mill and died

[west path]

i asked for it

[visual shard]

rest in the

[cerulean siren]

this session was hell

[west path]

idk if twovo saw

[visual shard]

pride before a fall

[mental marsh]

Overwhelmed ngl

[cerulean siren]

expect an innterconnteced event next time

[visual shard]

la sezionare

[prime compass]

😍

[visual shard]

[hollow wasp]

@cerulean siren

[prime compass]

@cerulean siren can i reach the place rq

[mental marsh]

@cerulean siren was I the richest pirate ever

[cerulean siren]

Rae Sha'Luften was

[mental marsh]

Who's that

[prime compass]

Hey i was at his tomb

[hollow wasp]

@cerulean siren

[cerulean siren]

The Great

[mental marsh]

How much

[visual shard]

@cerulean siren are my children well

[cerulean siren]

the honnorable

[prime compass]

What happened to him

[cerulean siren]

beyond imagination

[noble cradle]

Whos hosting rn

[cerulean siren]

the curse

[mental marsh]

Stop glazing and tell how close was i

[cerulean siren]

maybe !%

[hollow wasp]

@cerulean siren

[cerulean siren]

1%

[prime compass]

Was he trying to get to asnini too

[mental marsh]

I'm the successer fr fr

[cerulean siren]

idk

[prime compass]

Vro...

[cerulean siren]

Plot hasent been devolped that far

im messing with you

[mental marsh]

Top 5 richest pirates

[cerulean siren]

thats spoliders tho

[cerulean siren]

nah

[hollow wasp]

@cerulean siren

[mental marsh]

Dam

[cerulean siren]

you down in the history books tho

[mental marsh]

Atleast that

[cerulean siren]

I am unaware

[visual shard]

pie rate

[prime compass]

Ok but can I reach the first Island pls

[cerulean siren]

That would cover the Cost @hollow wasp with loads to spare

[visual shard]

@cerulean siren how much have I been paid for my current operations so far btw

[mental marsh]

It's probably like 1 paragraph bc of how fast I reached thar peak and how fast I fell

[cerulean siren]

yes

[prime compass]

What do I see..

[hollow wasp]

@vital latch what do u think?

[visual shard]

(rate is 900 gold shillings per kg)

[mental marsh]

I'm not born yet 🔥

And it's 1 am

[visual shard]

discord tos ban%

[mental marsh]

My sleep schedule is horrible

[vital latch]

how much of the earnings would you want to take? (it'd come out of the employees and the misc contractors respectively cuz I'm greedy 🤑)

[mental marsh]

Lmao

[hollow wasp]

As much as possible + a stake in the newspaper

[mental marsh]

Yo it turns out I had 25 million bro

25 million usd

All gone

[hollow wasp]

So cosmic got 5 milly

Rich dolphin can raise u

[mental marsh]

Not born yet

[vital latch]

richest pirate in the west

[mental marsh]

Nah

[hollow wasp]

Soon then?

[vital latch]

in fairness I'll probably invest it

[mental marsh]

Not even top 5

[visual shard]

@mental marsh who inherited allat wealth btw

[hollow wasp]

I’m investing it lol

[mental marsh]

@west path

[hollow wasp]

Yours truly divided it

[mental marsh]

I died in his lands

[rotund hill]

@wraith quarry what nation are you

[mental marsh]

I tried giving it to cosmic

Couldt

[visual shard]

rest in peace

[mental marsh]

Fr

[vital latch]

30% is the highest I'd go for investors stake in the theatre. As for the newspaper I have an alternative prospect, alongside investment would you like to join as a second equal 'CEO' equivalent position alongside me? We'd split profits from that one 50/50.

[mental marsh]

25 mill into empire lands

[prime compass]

I will be the greatest pirate

[mental marsh]

Man I was exporting so much slaves

[wraith quarry]

i am pales (pokrilov

[visual shard]

yarr

[mental marsh]

And raiding stuff

[prime compass]

Liberator of Asnini

[hollow wasp]

Sounds fair but I will cut ur % in the will to 15% k?

Still almost 4 mill

[visual shard]

I was the best governor trust

[spring bison]

what if I hosted

[mental marsh]

Fr fr

[spring bison]

nobody plays btw

[mental marsh]

Ohh I've seen it

[rotund hill]

@wraith quarry Wtf

Why tf Pales

[mental marsh]

Once while scrolling minor mw

[wraith quarry]

i want to bother oil

uhh

can i marry your daughter

[mental marsh]

I'm really hoping my mw doesn't die fast

Azgaar tho

[hollow wasp]

@cerulean siren use my money from pablo to open and invest in multiple inns across greater rei and flaxport

[spring bison]

it is literally qatar

[mental marsh]

What money

Cosmic didt get a penny

[frosty drum]

Finally finished (except some mountains)

[hollow wasp]

Bro I divided ur will

[rotund hill]

@wraith quarry I was about to run over pales

[hollow wasp]

15%

[mental marsh]

Did qevie give?

[frosty drum]

@rotund hill @hollow wasp @mental marsh @wraith quarry @vital latch

[hollow wasp]

No bro I divided ur will. Me. I gave the people the money

[wraith quarry]

what if you didnt but we allied

[hollow wasp]

Looks good

[mental marsh]

Wdym you j don't have a will

Otherwise cosmic would've gotten all

[hollow wasp]

I divided ur assets then

[mental marsh]

Qevied owned all but ok

@rotund hill yo wana join the mw I made

[rotund hill]

That's stupid, if you were to marry my daughter, and our countries united. How are you supposed to play?

[hollow wasp]

No sir I had possession and then divided it. Qevie got ur body and the ships so u could get ur funeral but it never happened

[rotund hill]

Send map

[mental marsh]

https://discord.com/channels/1284785474149421057/1360350672347861002

[wraith quarry]

not unite

ally

also there's 2 player nations

[quick idol]

@hollow garden khalix is alive

[rotund hill]

W

[prime compass]

Klez is dead

[quick idol]

why even do the marriage then

[wraith quarry]

Alliance

[rotund hill]

NO

[wraith quarry]

why

alright im calling in Lespia

[prime compass]

Invade Pales

[rotund hill]

I'm not willing to give up my daughter for an alliance

[prime compass]

I

[mental marsh]

@prime compass will you become my successor

[rotund hill]

This is an insult Axel

[wraith quarry]

your daughter can still do whatever you want

marrying is more ceremonial so we can ally

[rotund hill]

She's already married

[prime compass]

I want to liberate asnini!

[wraith quarry]

vine?

or whatever her name was

[rotund hill]

My daughter doesn't want you either @wraith quarry

[mental marsh]

Good enough

[quick idol]

to Manus?

[rotund hill]

You gotta try hard enough

[wraith quarry]

err okay

but do you want to ally

ion need no marriage

[spring bison]

@cerulean siren what if I had a schizophrenic meltdown and accidentally invented unregulated laissez faire capitalism

[mental marsh]

Btw session over right?

[prime compass]

If I do not follow a specific Route i will get a curse

[rotund hill]

@wraith quarry I'll ask for Klezna to get you another country.

[mental marsh]

Cooked

[wraith quarry]

no

[prime compass]

The great pirate died of it

[wraith quarry]

im not

[vital latch]

ok

[frank latch]

• Someone who doesn't like the Catholic church

[wraith quarry]

picking another

we are going to ally

[rotund hill]

@hollow garden you up?

[wraith quarry]

no marriage required

[quick idol]

What is fish trying

[mental marsh]

Do it and you'll be better and a good successor to me

[quick idol]

👽

[spring bison]

what if I hosted suzerain mw the sequel

[quick idol]

hell no

[prime compass]

I would be a great one

[wraith quarry]

@rotund hill I want a system where our nations can function essentially as if there was no border

[mental marsh]

Yeah

[rotund hill]

@wraith quarry I can feel like you chose Pales just to fck me over.

[wraith quarry]

however i get to govern my lil piece

[spring bison]

hes finally ending fish mw

[wraith quarry]

i didnt

[cerulean siren]

Okay sure

[prime compass]

Twovo whats on the first island

[hollow wasp]

@cerulean siren

[spring bison]

telepatically transmit my schizophrenia to the emperor and make him decree capitalism

[cerulean siren]

Your momus

Spooky

Inactivity is calling

Spooky

[prime compass]

Im quitting

[cerulean siren]

👻

[rotund hill]

@cerulean siren your MW up?

[prime compass]

Whats there..

[cerulean siren]

Yes

[mental marsh]

Yo gn ima sleep

[cerulean siren]

Me too

[mental marsh]

Join https://discord.com/channels/1284785474149421057/1360350672347861002 fr fr

[prime compass]

How known am I rn..

[mental marsh]

Oh yeah

[hollow wasp]

@cerulean siren before u go can I use pablo’s money to invest/ buy multiple inns across flaxport and greater rei?

[mental marsh]

@cerulean siren at my peak how known was i

[hollow wasp]

Bro u were a shady government merc

[rotund hill]

@wraith quarry Are you even going to play Klezna's MW?

[wraith quarry]

yes

[hollow wasp]

Stop trying to look like Blackbeard posthumously

[mental marsh]

25 mill

[hollow wasp]

@wraith quarry would u be interested in joining ATO

[prime compass]

NO

[wraith quarry]

I want to join Maximus' alliance

[hollow wasp]

No?

[wraith quarry]

but

[prime compass]

NOOOOOOO

[mental marsh]

Yk I had other stuff going on right?

[wraith quarry]

if he refuses to cooperate

[prime compass]

NO NO NO

[hollow wasp]

@prime compass dms

[rotund hill]

@wraith quarry
I'll give you two options:

1. I will Plea Klezna to give you a better Monarch/Country to govern, then we get an alliance.
2. I'll run you over.

[prime compass]

Do NOT LET PALES IN!!!

[rotund hill]

@hollow wasp btw thanks for D planes

[wraith quarry]

1. you do not get to do that

[quick idol]

Would it work if he governed Pales as a province of Rizia 👽

[wraith quarry]

2. im joining ATO

[quick idol]

@wraith quarry would it work

[hollow wasp]

Np u held ur end of the bargain

[frosty drum]

I'm calling the Biome map complete

[wraith quarry]

@hollow wasp i am gonna join ATO now

[quick idol]

@prime compass dms

[prime compass]

NOOOOOO

[hollow wasp]

Belemin’s disagreeing wait

Lemme see

[spring bison]

Pales can destroy your military 👽

[wraith quarry]

@rotund hill you brought this upon yourself

[rotund hill]

I'm afraid he would FCK up Rizia's internal balance, we already got enough houses.

[mental marsh]

Nice

[rotund hill]

???

[frosty drum]

@wraith quarry @hollow wasp @prime compass @quick idol @west path completed

[rotund hill]

Beg your pardon?

[mental marsh]

Gn

[wraith quarry]

i am joining ATO now

[mental marsh]

@prime compass sleep

[rotund hill]

Go on

[hollow wasp]

Nice!

[spring bison]

that isint a problem if you centralize the houses

[prime compass]

Not official

[frosty drum]

@rotund hill

[hollow wasp]

@wraith quarry u can’t join ATO srry

[wraith quarry]

you could've had me as an ally

[wraith quarry]

bruh

[rotund hill]

That's what I'm doing rn, until this Fish guy tried to steal my daughter.

[quick idol]

@hollow wasp dms

[rotund hill]

@wraith quarry You thread a dangerous path

[wraith quarry]

i asked to see if marriage would be good

[spring bison]

what 👽

[wraith quarry]

i literally offered alliance with you

[spring bison]

what do I have to do with that

[wraith quarry]

you would have access to my ports

to trade

free travel

[frosty drum]

👽 what does that mean

[rotund hill]

@wraith quarry no bro, my tensions are already high enough with Pales. I'm getting you an another nation.

[wraith quarry]

this is not for you to decide bruh

[prime compass]

@wraith quarry youre not joining

[wraith quarry]

we could ease tensions if you actually wanted to cooperate

why are map war players immune to cooperation

[quick idol]

fish can you shut up

[spring bison]

its cringe

[wraith quarry]

this has nothing to do with you

[quick idol]

yes it does 👽

[hollow wasp]

Fish on his way to piss off every faction lol

[vital latch]

fr gon play as this island

[quick idol]

Rizia is a member of GRACE

[frosty drum]

Denied

[wraith quarry]

bro i literally asked for an alliance

[wraith quarry]

I WANT TO JOIN GRACE

[prime compass]

ATO and GRACE Invasion of Pales

[vital latch]

whar why

[rotund hill]

@wraith quarry our two countries could and I could give you to sovern the province of Pales as a Duke, only if you don't cause troubles. Aside from that nothing else.

[frosty drum]

Because look at it

[wraith quarry]

sure fine

[hollow wasp]

I got dmed by multiple people to tell me to deny ur entry to ATO

[quick idol]

Well that is technically joining GRACE i guess

[vital latch]

we're playing as the bigger island to the north of it instead

[wraith quarry]

yes

[wraith quarry]

well they just got grudge or smth

[rotund hill]

Great, I'll write down a print, you will have to sign the terms.

[wraith quarry]

i get my own private military

and control over the duchy

[hollow wasp]

Idk

[wraith quarry]

and laws

[rotund hill]

1. You're a Monarch.
2. You don't have Lespia.

[wraith quarry]

Lespia does actually guarantee me stuff

[rotund hill]

Not the laws, You must abide by my decrees. Trust me I'm too gentle as a dictator.

@wraith quarry may I slide into your dms, so we can talk this out?

[wraith quarry]

i need my local laws

or else my people will revolt

[rotund hill]

What such laws

[wraith quarry]

and you'll just have another problem

[wraith quarry]

such as ordnances, labor laws

[rotund hill]

What such laws would you have

[wraith quarry]

factory regulations

[hollow wasp]

@wraith quarry why not pick some other nation?

[wraith quarry]

because

i dont like giving up a nation as soon as a challenge presents itself

[rotund hill]

I'm King Romus The Great, I give good welfare to my citizens 👽

[wraith quarry]

cool but clearly the people in pokrilva didnt share your interests

[rotund hill]

@wraith quarry you do whatever shit you want as Duke. But please cooperate.

[wraith quarry]

otherwize they wouldnt have seceeded

[wraith quarry]

bruh i was literally trying to cooperate from the start

[spring bison]

missinformation btw

Pales was formed from a valgish invasion

[wraith quarry]

this is not suzerain the game bro

read klez' messages

[spring bison]

its based off of the lore 👽

[rotund hill]

We just take Suzerain's lore.

[wraith quarry]

alright idc

my people seceeded for a reason

[spring bison]

Valgsland decolonized and gave independence

[hollow wasp]

Yeah but u can pick something better than just being a duke

[spring bison]

🤫

[quick idol]

Relevant nations arent changed

[wraith quarry]

no

i do not wish to

i pick a nation and i stick to it

[wraith quarry]

do they want rizian rule

[quick idol]

lets say Sordland was formed after Agnolia decolonized them because obviously the mw doesnt follow suzerain lore

[rotund hill]

@wraith quarry Dude there are a lot of better Monarchs out there.

[rotund hill]

W

[spring bison]

all of them are taken

[rotund hill]

But of course if you really insist, we can work it out.

[rotund hill]

I'm King Romus, I don't lie.

[frank latch]

2025 sucks

Please let this all be a dream

[quick idol]

Just do this proposal

[quick idol]

Everyone would be happy

[rotund hill]

I'm still writing out our terms.

[quick idol]

yea its a dream and its still 2020

[hollow wasp]

It’s a dream. It’s 2026 and it’s only going downhill

[frank latch]

it's 2025 and it's only going downhill

[frosty drum]

@frank latch finished biome map

[rotund hill]

Anyways @wraith quarry I apologize for the hostility earlier, I'm not actually that bad, we could work together well that's for sure. All that I ask is your undying loyalty to the crown and not to fuck me over by revolting.

[spring bison]

when are we forcing klez to use this map instead

[hollow wasp]

Nah it’s 2026 ur dreaming ur in the good ole days of 2025

[quick idol]

Version without the names

[rotund hill]

Wahr City is Missing "It's unplayable"

[wraith quarry]

allow me relative freedom and you have a deal

[rotund hill]

"House of Axel"

[quick idol]

You can govern your own province, thats relative freedom

[wraith quarry]

also i am no longer pales
I am pokrilov

[wraith quarry]

yes

[rotund hill]

@wraith quarry I'll let you make decisions as a Duke, but you cannot do external politics without me.

[spring bison]

@hollow garden

[quick idol]

Nobody recognizes this

[wraith quarry]

that is what i was saying

[wraith quarry]

i wont answer to pales

[quick idol]

with the current mw borders

well not a lot changed

[wraith quarry]

if you ever want me to answer a question you refer to pokrilov as its actual name

[rotund hill]

@wraith quarry "The Duke of Poklirov"

& the house of Axel

[spring bison]

id switch nations to vendonesan tbh

its literally china

[wraith quarry]

cool

[rotund hill]

I can clearly see that Rumburg has swallowed a nation

[quick idol]

the borders look better this way anyway

[rotund hill]

I wanted to give Vendonesam to @wraith quarry

[quick idol]

also longer coast

[rotund hill]

I'm already talking with Amaz regarding this as he doesn't actually play.

[spring bison]

that was originally ercan

[rotund hill]

I know

[quick idol]

Why does the quality SUCK when i upload this to discord

[spring bison]

nuh uh

[rotund hill]

You realized how fcked up Sordland was and decided to pick another nation.

[spring bison]

no

sordland is not that fucked

[quick idol]

Hes mad about the bergia depopulation

[spring bison]

Vendonesam is literally experiencing the chinese civil war

[frank latch]

didn't he already say he hated this map

[rotund hill]

Cough Cough

[quick idol]

Why

👽

Whats wrong with it

[rotund hill]

1930 Wehlen Sordland

[wild mason]

Why. The one he uses is kind of ugly and blocky

[spring bison]

he thinks it fits better with the game

[quick idol]

It looks cooler

It looks cooler

[frank latch]

y'all asking me

ask bro

[rotund hill]

Hi Derdia @wild mason

[frank latch]

Idk

[spring bison]

its better in every way

and has the entire world

[wild mason]

It doesn't though ☹️☹️

[spring bison]

exactly

[quick idol]

Guh

[quick idol]

@hollow garden i need to know why

[quick idol]

Mapwar ofc

[wild mason]

You're not going to convince me to join ATO or GRACE

[quick idol]

Blumi do you even play

[wild mason]

I want to but Kleznam doesn't say anything when he hosts and then expects me to know 👽

[rotund hill]

I don't give a fuck about Derdia

No offense

I instigate no one to join either side

[frosty drum]

@frank latch @wraith quarry @hollow wasp @vital latch

[hollow wasp]

@wild mason join suzerain when?

[hollow wasp]

Voted

[quick idol]

He did

[hollow wasp]

He did?

She*

[spring bison]

when are we changing the ATO flag to this

[wild mason]

#🎲game-room message

[wraith quarry]

based

[hollow wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/barnyard-fashionistas-chicken-rooster-cowboy-howdy-gif-23623742

[quick idol]

Cool worldbuilding but this doesnt look anything like Merkopa

[hollow wasp]

Fair

[vital latch]

give me a worldbuild 😋

[wild mason]

It's actually South Rika

[frank latch]

see this

this right here

is why Andrew Jackson will forever be the worst U.S. president

[hollow wasp]

When ATO becomes earth

[frosty drum]

Wilson:

[wraith quarry]

Woodrow Wilson:

[balmy epoch]

best*

[quick idol]

Me 2028:

[balmy epoch]

will you support Armenia

[quick idol]

Buying Armenia (and all of the Caucasus) and turning it into a giant mcdonalds yes

[frosty drum]

@balmy epoch dms

[spring bison]

why is nruv installing a neo-revionist eyequ fascism in wb

[severe stag]

W

[spring bison]

wtf is this

[quick idol]

do you think it'd be better if he made non-canon countries unplayable 👽

I dont

[spring bison]

why did you say this

[quick idol]

Because you said this

[rotund hill]

@hollow garden when are you hosting next

[spring bison]

you sounded like a twitter user tbh

[spring bison]

never

literally

[quick idol]

wrong, twitter users are fascists nowadays

[spring bison]

youd be 90 by the time he hosts again

@hollow garden 💔 btw

@quick idol when are we forcing klez to host this again

he says the mw "died"

[quick idol]

Eh i prefer suzerain mw

[frosty drum]

Twovo Avatar mw 2 when fr

[frank latch]

I remember when Twovo was hosting that

[frosty drum]

@frank latch dms

[frank latch]

you do realize you don't have to tell me that

this is actually peak

[spring bison]

but our empire

[frank latch]

bro lasted 2 hours

[spring bison]

why are 2025 wb admins so fixated on unbanning the worst people ever 👽

[quick idol]

REAL

Realest thing you've ever said

[spring bison]

when are we demoting nruv

he dissapointed us all

biggest heart break of 2025

[frank latch]

apparently maybe you do?

(I never got dms)

[frank latch]

wasn't seawolf perma banned?

[spring bison]

it was reverted for... no reason

[shadow garnet]

I don't think it was a perma ban, just a "ban until they're better"

[frank latch]

so then why were they unbanned

[spring bison]

a tos ban is a perma ban

[frank latch]

(for legal reasons, this is a joke. I have aboslutely no idea who this person was or how they acted)

[spring bison]

there is no "until they're better"

[shadow garnet]

Because they weren't saying horrible things anymore

[shadow garnet]

That has almost never been the case

Vague was ToS banned at least once, and they're back

[frank latch]

Well, I mean their appeal was approved

so

[frank latch]

didn't they get unbanned within the same month?

[shadow garnet]

Nope, 2 years later

[frank latch]

no
same month as Seawolf

[quick idol]

Isnt it literally stated in #📕information that its permanent

[shadow garnet]

They were ToS banned in 2022, and then unbanned sometime in 2024 I think

[shadow garnet]

But was that the case for any of the well-known members who got ToS banned (at least for things that aren't literally illegal)?

Or rather: how many well known members have been unbanned after being ToS banned for a while

[frosty drum]

Wasn't seawolf banned for tos or something

[shadow garnet]

Also, this wasn't a ToS ban. ToS bans don't have time limits

[quick idol]

"TOS breaking comments" isnt a tos ban?

👽

[shadow garnet]

"1 year and 1 day" apparently it isn't

[quick idol]

Ah yes, breaking tos isnt a tos ban

[west path]

peak worldbox

[frosty drum]

@west path dms

[spring bison]

biggest agnolia L

[sullen pawn]

i always find it dumb there wasnt a direct water route between the water tribes

like.. how did the benders get there?

then some random ass sect of bending in the earth kingdom swamps?

would make more sense if there was a bending-race genocide a few hundered years before

[sullen pawn]

@hollow garden

@spring bison

[spring bison]

what

[sullen pawn]

nvm smth put me in a bad mood i wanted to discuss the movement and emmigration paths of the atla tribes

[noble cradle]

test

[frosty drum]

@noble cradle do you still play mws

[noble cradle]

not really

[noble cradle]

Mice to meet you!

I won't squeak a word!

[frosty drum]

@wild mason did you check dms

[noble cradle]

This city is a real cheese board of opportunity!

You look whisker-sharp!

This has me sniffing around for more details

[noble cradle]

I'm sick of the rat race

[wild mason]

I don't really get how that one is anti rodent

[noble cradle]

test 2

peculiar

test 2,1

[vital latch]

look what the rat dragged in!

[elder arch]

man this game is just 2D Minecraft, it's never gonna get popular

[vital latch]

dude! its so upsetting they removed the suns sunglasses last patch

[rose cape]

worldbox admins when it comes to making any sane decisions (impossible)

[hollow wasp]

There probably was. Who’s to say lavabenders or lightning benders didn’t used to be common and just died now only their descendants can do their tricks

[hollow wasp]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/828805304807718912/1357434642961010968/worldboxforces.png?ex=67fabd06&is=67f96b86&hm=7dac24544aeb1fa12ba46df0e2a961a4ed4dacb6a848854e3e96db730fad7b86&

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/522561390330904587/1360300367472230571/IMG_7533.webp?ex=67fb46b0&is=67f9f530&hm=f2ed6bdb52ab67c193179057791a1418c33d21f8b82af84ec03199bfb757288d&

[hollow wasp]

@west path literally

[twin vigil]

What is game room

[rose cape]

5 people in this image have been terminated 💔

[wild mason]

shut up

[prime compass]

Wow

[hollow garden]

Yes

I believe the western earth kingdom and the fire nation have an ancient common ancestor

Since the fire isles originally were part of the earth continent before continential drift broke then apart

[prime compass]

Klezanmish

[hollow garden]

Today

[hollow garden]

hi belemin

[prime compass]

Can we talk the suzerain mw

Because its

Suzerain

[hollow garden]

Does everyone actually like this one more

I just felt that it looks odd and doesn't fit with the game

[hollow garden]

Speak your mind child

[prime compass]

Inform me of the current economy of Wehlen

[hollow garden]

@ripe owl it's the 54th anniversary since the Contanan revolution and as such every 12 years the Malyvenist manifesto is reviewed
Which direction do you want to push the Malyvenist manifesto towards? Or do you want to keep it as it's current hardline Malyvenist stance or do you want to mix and mash parts from other major ideologies in Contana or write your own thing
And about fhe other thing I will tell you it's result in dms

[hollow garden]

Gdp per capita is around 8K

Much better than it was a couple of years ago

[prime compass]

How has the economy developed

[hollow garden]

End of Wehlen's isolation and trade with neighbours, infastatucre overhaul, Free market reforms, international investment

[prime compass]

How much has the economy grown

In percent

Since smolak was overthrown and since I became president

[hollow garden]

@hard kernel the college of scholars opposes your centralisation

And says that you are trying to form a dictatorship

And if you don't stop they will have to take action against you

[prime compass]

Who are they

Anyway answers

[hollow garden]

The college of scholars?

[prime compass]

Yes

[mental marsh]

join my mw fr fr

[hollow garden]

Did session start

[mental marsh]

thers like 4 people

[mental marsh]

@prime compass

[prime compass]

Continue the dms

[prime compass]

Hajdara

[mental marsh]

ok

[prime compass]

Abolish their power

[mental marsh]

@prime compass Kingdom of Hajdara
Population: ~8 million
Exports: Copper, wool, horses
Government: Monarchy

Hajdara is ruled by a hereditary king who governs with the aid of a council of nobles. The kingdom’s economy is driven by its copper mines, wool production, and strong cavalry. The king's power is reinforced by his military and the loyalty of the noble houses, who control the land’s resources and oversee trade

[prime compass]

Ok

[hollow garden]

who again

when will u host pablo

We need pablo mw fr

[mental marsh]

idk what to do with 4 people tho

[prime compass]

@hollow garden when will you Update

[mental marsh]

you skillz el hado belemin (doubt he plays) and lebron james (also doubt he plaves)

another problem is

im not free today

i can do rn but no ones online

[hollow garden]

@rotund hill @wraith quarry
Pokilrov has joined Rizia as the grand duchy of Pokilrov and the fourth house in the country alongside Toras Axel Sazon and Azaro
With the terms agreed between you
You have finally rectified your father's mistakes with Zille and Pokilrov and restored greater Rizia
Lucita is very impressed with your returning of Pales her house's dream and she falls in love with you
You get the title Romus the great
And fish has now joined the greater kingdom a new chapter for cooperation between your people and Rizia with support in resources army and the such
Long live the crown long live the duchy

[hollow garden]

NOOO

[hollow garden]

When will u be free

[prime compass]

Dms...

[mental marsh]

monday

[prime compass]

Never 😔

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