#🎲game-room
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Or you can spawn into the ai nation
Next to them
They also have developed roads
The yellow
Allied to the strongest *
Alright
Tell me when you host
Today maybe
In how many hours
Im going to bed soon
Gn
Sleep time
@alpine raft
@hollow wasp
@frosty drum
@low agate
@rotund hill
Since halo isn't in the mood to host
I'm hosting mw
1770s
pluh
me reference?
Yup
is my qol still the peakest
or am I gonna have to work on the new war torn land
Its realistic grounded
may I see the map of your mw
I am taking interest
Yeah Ik but I meant like steam punk colonial or?
Colonial
The environment is closer to that of Brazil and the Caribbean/ West Africa
Cool
Ngl the Rei thing kinda reminded me of the avatar Korra setting
That's why I asked
@cerulean siren when hosta
I need to liberate asnini..
To make sure the slave trade there is destroyed
So no more children have to work!
Who knows!
We must liberate asnini
Free the children from the slave trade!
We are honorable pirates not low lifes
Rei Visualized
@cerulean siren Daxos fr
Needs more time in the cooker
Why did it spam wagons everywhere
Where am I rn
WE are addicted
truth
and I'm called out for being addicted to chess
Will you help me in my search of asnini?
You ARE
You are addicted to Twovo mw
,roll 20 kill chess
:game_die: You rolled 3
i lose
i have very important business but i can send like 2 more ships over
,roll 20 twovo host
:game_die: You rolled 15
Ai stupid now ig
,roll 20
:game_die: You rolled 16
I want to make asnini my pirate HQ!
I mean
it also spammed ropes and lines on the ships
Next host will happen when i actually finish making all the Eastern Hemisphere Nations
Liberate it
90% of these don't do anything
Ai is conquering the world in few years
Mark my words
@cerulean siren @frank latch @prime compass @west path @vital latch map update
why did you ping me
Because
What is this
One piece?
No
skillerz pings everyone recently in chat whenever he sends a message I think
no reason
ah
He is infact a bot
Like a robot
He does that when he shows the same unfunny meme for the 20th time
crates stacked up but no vessels to load them into
I am a real human being from Earth.
this man he is a bot
Chat should I post it again?
where is silly island
with the silly biome
what's bro on
yes
it will be funny this time
I guarantee it
Are you sure?
Yo cool I might join as a pirate
Internal Mapwar more like Crime Mapwar
Yeah
Potentially...
the only crime ik of is someone killing the prince
(rest in peace)
the crates shouldnt be there
So
why not?
I'm adding this thing to my mw
Like 3 crimes right here @vital latch
Wasn't really the abolisher type
woah
@wraith quarry You're canon now
What
that's a lot of criminal activity
Not real ofc
fabrication ong
Hej how's the theater goin
Need new seats?
Maybe a bigger stage
wouldn't mind it...
All can happen with
** f o r g e t w h at t w o v o s a i d**
@mental marsh I summon a curse
You must listen to this for 2020 years
i consider this a great honor
Nah
I also just wana help yoy
Idk why
Seems nice
And random
Business pirate fr fr
@vital latch Ches?
we're going to ball the greatest theatre ever fr
@cerulean siren what are my chances of fighting the donnix?
not rn
Ans beating them
Like I don't plan to
H
Fr
Mw when
Universe mw when
Low
You could do a hit and run
That money was probably brought by ethir illegal or legal money
eh, doesn't matter 
Nah I meant Like fight to the death
Why did yall turn internal mw into piracy mw
But security is still alret after the February- March attacls
@vital latch since you are cosmic you have to make one fr
It's fun
Piracy and Crime mapwar
@cerulean siren are you hosting
universe mw sounds hard
I still want to do a solar system mw at some point...
but that also sounds hard
Dw they cooked for the industrial revolution

Alright how much money do I have
Space mw under a different name
No
After I bought a better crew and ships
Cool why
Didt happen?
Bought a crew and better ships
my top priorities rn are RPG2 and CCMW (Both working titles) though
Fair
Nah 1472
@cerulean siren when are we making him canon
600k right?
alright, willing to take investment at any points
When are you re joining the game
skillerz should play as a dolphin
Wdym
Oh yeah
I became Posiedon
Btw skilletz was worth 20k shillings
That's how much I was paid to hunt him
Cool
Only?
Damn I was paid more then that for a one month trip 😭
Lmao
@frosty drum sorry dude I didt know they were gonna kill you
holy ripoff
Ehh it was easy money
I should Make an rpg/mw where im purposely Biased and Trolling throughout the time
I still don't know what's good what's not
@west path @mental marsh
You troll every mw tho
Not true in the slightest
that's literally what meme wars are
but yes
meme wars are peak wars
so peak
sup
Asnini
Uh
I rescued 7 kids from an enslaver
They told me they were from asnini
is it in a mw?
Twovo mw
I know
i got a stable job
Anyway I will be searching for asnini
AS A PIRATE
I need to end this slave trade
Uh
bro doesnt know 🙏
my whole job is collecting slaves
I will end the child slavery on asnini
morals didt buy me a ship
nah im aganist child slavery
i dont own slaves
I would hope so💀
i set them free and give them jobs on ship
i just need to collect them for work
a hypocrit who needs money
ok but do you have a fire flag
A..what
I dont need it
@prime compass rate it
9/10
Ok i sleep
then ima sleep
Genisaya Economic System
- The majority of the world surrounding Genisaya accepts money in the form of "shillings"
- shillings are Government issued coins that give value based on their class/weight: Copper, Sliver, Gold.
- New Shillings are made through the exchange of resources by the people to the government.
Shillings Values - Wood Shilling [5g = 1 Chip = 0.01$]
- Copper Shilling [5g = 1 Coin = 0.05$]
- Sliver Shilling [10g = 1 Coin = 10$]
- Gold Shilling [1g = 1 Coin = 100$]
Wages - The Average wage is 7 Sliver Shillings a Year or 4 Copper Shillings a Day
Taxes - The Emperor receives a 30% tax from Governorship Revenues
- Tax laws vary from Governorship to Governorship.
~bt
@low agate: ** Genisaya Economic System** - Genisaya Many places in the world receive money in the form of "shillings". 10 - The government. a government-issued coin made according to its denomination/weight: $100] Chips, gold. ——Make a new case by collecting property taxes from the private sector in the shilling ** Grams - Copper Shilling [5 = = 1 coin = 0.05 USD] - Argentine Shilling [10 Grams Shilling Price** 1 coin = 0.05 USD] - Gold Shilling [1 Gram = 1 coin = Copper, Salary - The usual salary is 10 dollars.
are you sure that people make the equivlent of 70$ a year? 
that's like not even enough to buy food for the entire year if going off relative prices
😭
ong instead provide a list of what is worth how many shillings
Will do that next
Obviously no
ong the average person is starving
not me 🔥
i got fish
idk where tf i am tho
somewhere in the sea
i somehow became a pirate with a stable income
based
@cerulean siren how much was my salary again?
What items would be best
Wayy too much
56 000 gold shillings
thought it would be more ngl
Your gettitn payed the same amount as bronny james
crazy
do i have good ships tho
I'd do:
Loaf of bread, gold bar, clothes (average), gun (if not applicable sword), tiny house
off the top of my head
I'm not cooking rn can't think of anything else
maybe a horse but that's really production dependent
arnt you a theater?
yeah
I'm suggesting stuff on the grounds of him prepping the mw though
why do you need a gun
I don't, I'm saying what good things he could use for showcasing the value of the currency could be
ngl he made it alot more complicated
btw the standerd one is silver right?
@cerulean siren
Genisaya Market Prices
- Loaf of Bread: 2 Wooden Shillings
- 1kg Meat: 6 Copper Shillings
- 1kg Rice: 2 Wooden Shilling
- 1kg Sugar: 3 Sliver Shillings
- Mustket: 7 Gold Shillings
- Dagger: 1 Sliver Shilling
- Clothes: 10 Copper Shillings
- Arce of Land: 5 Sliver Shilings
- Slave: 1 Gold Shilling
- Gold Bar: 30 Gold Shillings
Yes
how much shillings do i have?
alright how many tho
We need better education if our people cant spell Musket or Acre
Cultural diabetic
@cerulean siren can i overthrow a small kingdom
to use as a hq
rigged
@vital latch lets overthrow a small country fr fr
ong!
alright hear me out
you do a tour
and distract them
i go in and win
the genius and greatest plan
fr
yo sorry to annoy
but like 0 chance?
ah hes gone
This is MY only currency
you need to trade up to a seal with this
Dam
Why cant billionaires use their money for good causes
Like give them to me
you first
Like paying to take me on a trip to all the seal aquariums in the world
So i can hug them
they need to do this
you really need a billionaire to visit an aquarium?
it would make all the seals significantly happier, and it would make the worldbox pat significantly happier
The ones across the world yes
There are only so few seals and sea lions in america
Even then, taking a trip across america is costly
,roll 20 expand
:game_die: You rolled 19
i win
Btw is the theatre near water?
Rei is a coastal city right?
yeah, theoretically it could be
it would be cool if it is a sorta oceanside thing tbh
I think pirates have stopped trade in rei
I can't do nothing about it tho
ong if it's a sorta oceanside thing you should let me borrow your pirate ship as a set 
Fr fr would make alot of money
Bro idk why
But I still think the setting is In the avatar city
In korra
twovo did host a avatar mw before this
I think it's bc of the name rei
@cerulean siren theoretically could I overthrow any country
I'm lagging I think
You have 4 ships
Oof
Ok wait
Now didt the empire give me some
No
Everyone ping dam
Oh ok
So I'm weak as hell
Insulted
... I will be better
Ima be the very best
The best there ever was
@spring bison the island is too small to actually make structures.
terraria calamity
Thats not an option to vote 😢
I have played it 🐖
oh
The sheeple want me to defeat my archnemesis
This will cause me great anguish
Current Map
@mental marsh @frosty drum @hollow garden @quick idol @teal harness @radiant oyster When do we start?
Now!!!
Previous session stats:
Manpower:
- Orange - 521
- Ercan - 519
- Blue/Skillerz - 518
- Amaranth - 513
- Baron/Klez - 500
Military Strength:
- Amaranth - 102
- Everyone Else - 0
I've been pinged
Technology Level:
- Orange/Blue - 1.05
- Ercan - 1.04
- Skillerz - 1.03
- Amaranth/Baron/Klez- 1.01
@rotund hill how am I doing last time
Holy
why is bro wasting 102 manpower on military at this time???
@frosty drum you have expanded west a little, made a farm,houses, roads. But you we're not able to make mines.
@frosty drum do you remember the great caveman war of 0
100*
4 members, we start.
@rotund hill did we build the stone tools
Decent stone tools, capable of slowly chipping off trees.
Get 50 guys to chop wood and the rest available to use said wood to build rafts
@frosty drum by a chance are you doing DM ACTIONS???
We haven't started yet.
Who can ping Blue
guh
Did he left
@tender storm session
@tender storm
I just thought
Do that when we do start
@hollow garden @teal harness session
I have an entire page of formulas to calculate each kingdom's stats.
All you see here is directly affected by your actions it's not a hard guess.
When Suzerain@hollow garden
@quick idol why did you steal 200 gold shillings from me
Cuz im greedy
@hollow garden remember to check dms
No one wants to host an MW
I've not really been in the hosting mood recently
Hosting almost everyday takes a toll
I just wanna play instead of host
Then be in the playing mood instead
@low agate join
@low agate pick location
Yesterday
Give me some details on it before I join
Era, reality/fantasy, any biome specific things, etc.
Welcome to the Ivalician Isles!
Select your spawn point and choose a color for your nation.
Era: Stone-Age/Fantasy
Reminder:
• All actions require manpower. The amount of tasks you can make depends on your kingdom’s population.
• All kingdoms start with 500 Manpower. Take it or leave it.
Regarding biome details
Biome Stats:
Desert:
Agriculture: ⭐⭐Biome☆☆☆
Animal Products: ⭐⭐☆☆☆
Wood: ⭐☆☆☆☆
Minerals: 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟
Unique Resources: ⭐⭐⭐☆☆
Difficulty (More stars = Easier): ⭐⭐☆☆☆
Savanna:
Agriculture: ⭐⭐⭐☆☆
Animal Products: 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟
Wood: ⭐⭐⭐☆☆
Minerals: ⭐⭐⭐☆☆
Unique Resources: ⭐⭐⭐☆☆
Difficulty: ⭐⭐⭐⭐☆
Grasslands:
Agriculture: 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟
Animal Products: ⭐⭐⭐⭐☆
Wood: ⭐⭐☆☆☆
Minerals: ⭐⭐⭐☆☆
Unique Resources: ⭐⭐☆☆☆
Difficulty: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
Forest:
Agriculture: ⭐⭐⭐☆☆
Animal Products: ⭐⭐⭐⭐☆
Wood: 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟
Minerals: ⭐⭐⭐☆☆
Unique Resources: ⭐⭐⭐☆☆
Difficulty: ⭐⭐⭐⭐☆
Jungle:
Agriculture: ⭐⭐⭐☆☆
Animal Products: ⭐⭐⭐⭐☆
Wood: ⭐⭐⭐⭐☆
Minerals: ⭐⭐☆☆☆
Unique Resources: 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟
Difficulty: ⭐⭐⭐☆☆
Give me some info on this manpower stuff
Pls have ut be able to transition to medievel
We just start our journey in the Stone Age then make our way up to the Medieval Period.
Each action requires manpower, also you need a portion of your manpower on agriculture to keep your Growth Rate up.
Ok I think I know a pretty good spawn location
Let me just get an unused color
Somewhere in this area
90115B
Easy access to grassland, forest, and desert
And it's a secluded island
(I love island spawns)
I might be plotting something for a future map war
Done, I'll have to make your castle a lil smaller
la la la la laa
@low agate
what is this btw
I was hoping for an area more between the two biomes, but this works fine for me
I wasn't going to let you slid
erm yeah but what is it, this mw
Bro's thinking ahead because of my genius brain
I think too far out of the box
It serves as your base of operation
Your capital
@rotund hill dms
@rotund hill can I make actions
@quick idol @frosty drum @low agate go you crazy kids.
I'm 83
I gotta know a few limits on what I am and am not able to do
Leaving me without limits is a bad decision
@rotund hill have we built rafts
@rotund hill Imma Make more Tools
But improve them gradually so they work better
You can try
Tools out of stone?
Yes
Ok so this mw seems like it's actually important to make quality of life and stuff
How many men would be making stone tools.
do
How many do I got
518
Have 40 make stone tools
Do what?
@rotund hill is the manpower thing limited per session? This is very important for me to know
try building rafts
@frosty drum 40 of your men went to a nearby river to find stones and discovered "Flint"
Those assigned in Military & Agriculture may not be used.
I'm asking if manpower regenerates over time during the session or I gotta wait until next session if I use it all
Those in agriculture would take an entire session to finish, while the others would take a lil bit of time to finish on their task.
Flint Lockwood
So how much is dedicated to the agriculture and military out of my total
@quick idol 50 of your men have cut down a few trees using stone tools, 2 of them died in the process.
@frosty drum now discover steel
(to make rafts)
Flint and steel
Are they stupid
You haven't assigned anyone yet
Most embarrassing death of the era 😭
@rotund hill imma make some pickaxe of stone
do the rafts work
Okay, well military doesn't seem like an issue for now
How much total do I have rn
First we mine
@frosty drum you have no idea how to stick them together the Stone & the handle together.
Then we craft
Let's minecraft
500
Let's have our brightest mind find a way
And how much would be needed to have a reliable source for my agriculture
@quick idol they have no idea how to stick the logs together
I don't want to die out the gate
(I'm absolutely gonna abuse the shit out of the manpower system)
use vines or something idk we dont have rope
More people assigned in agriculture = Higher Growth rate. Although other factors also affect the growth rate.
Alright... 100/500 dedicated to researching ways to improve and mildly sustain agriculture, for now at least
@quick idol your people were not able to find any vines within your area (you're in a grassland)
I can send you the entire formula at dms, but for now how many people are you going to assign in your agriculture?
send explorers to the south again so we coincidentally find whatever biome it is the south of our grassland
I don't know my population, I just know I have 500 total manpower rn
50
@frosty drum a random person named bob, chipped through the stone and then inserted the handle (it works although not efficient)
I'm just saying to use 100 out of that 500 manpower on this
Same same.
Let's adapt this
Can you?
@quick idol you sent 50 men wielding sharpened sticks into the jungle to gather vines (there's no guarantee they'll come back alive.
they'll come back trust
ercanian magic
@rotund hill Imma expand along the coast more fr
@frosty drum you have 450 men available
What direction?
Either way
@rotund hill so my manpower is how many men I have available, yes?
Btw what if I make it expansions cost manpower that would be replenished only after the end of each session? 🤔
I believe 400
100 farming random stuff
Okay
@frosty drum how many men will you send to expand?
I got a plan
So that's 20% of your population, so I'm expanding your territory by 20%
@rotund hill I would like to use 10 manpower to create a small group of people. I want these men to go around my nation and gather as much knowledge as they can, as well as train themselves mentally and physically. No more than 10.
@frosty drum you have 350 left
I know I'll get a lesser version of this, but a start is a start
I'll work on them later
Ercan your men haven't come back yet
His mem
sure wonder what happened to them
They got attacked by armadillos fr fr
@rotund hill how many available people do i have
So 50 chopping wood 50 went to the jungle.
418 left
uhhh
How many of them are not doing something already rn
418
@rotund hill I would like to send out a party of around 75 manpower to search for resources like sticks, stones, and other small or otherwise interesting things around my nation
wait thats actually peak wtf
get 200 on improving farming stuff
@quick idol so 200 assigned on agriculture?
Yes
Or 200 making better agriculture
on agriculture
Khalix I do have one question
Are there any creatures
you
I refuse to answer that question
We already have @low agate
You can count him as one
Thanks for giving me all the information I need
If my math is correct I've used 185/500 manpower
100 on agriculture
75 on resource runs
10 on my special group
@quick idol you have 169 - 2 men left, your 50 men have brought vines alongside them.
Although some of your men have lumps on their head.
Bro's men got cranium cancer
I keep track of everything on my notes
I do have plans for my group of 10 btw
uh quarantine them
dont let them spread jungle cancer to the rest of us
Those men refused to get quarantined
crazy
@quick idol tell me Ercan what happened when something hard bumped into your head
You get a lump right?
you die
blame ioe btw
@rotund hill make the first rafts with those vines
@quick idol some of your men have bruises all over their body.
Im cooked bro
@rotund hill I would like to work on a very basic filtering system for water, using resources from the desert like sand, and making small bowl-lile items to collect the filtered result
Use about 45 manpower
Yes I did look this up
So 45 men okay.
Quarantine them this ones more obvious
Early plague sucks
@rotund hill Imma build some mines now and send about 100 to Mine
as a caveman i yearned for the mines
@frosty drum wait so you sent 100 men to expand, 50 are making better tools.
How about the rest I forgot to count
100 to the mines
I'm playing this much more logically because of the manpower thing
And because I have priorities
They made holes to the ground
It's looks stupid
I remember when people first started this in my mw
@frosty drum 268 men left
(funni civilization game)
So I've used
100+75+45+10
230
@gusty hatch
Ercan when it comes to sleeping during my sessions vs other sessions
Old map
Its called hosting hours
@rotund hill before i go get 100 guys on improving agriculture this will work trust
ahh
May chaos take the world
What have I done
What have we gotten from the mines
W btw
Dirt
Okay so 100 more to agriculture
@low agate make more actions duh
I've made like 4
300 of the 400 guys working on agriculture
You only gave thumbs up reacts
We arent starving ever again
I don't know if my men finished or not
@rotund hill let's keep mining
Meanwhile we build more Towns
And farms
50 each
So 150 total in the mines
@rotund hill can I send 30 men to scout eastward?
Yes
@radiant oyster can you highlight?
@rotund hill I would like to have information on the actions I've made, please
You would need to use more manpower in order for your scouts to reach Klez's settlement. If you want you can just migrate.
Sure I’ll migrate somewhat eastward
Okay so 100 planting seeds, I forgot what the other 120 are doing while the other 10 are still training.
@low agate I make sure to count your actions into your Kingdom's progression bar even though I don't remember what those actions were
75 looking for natural resources that they can carry, or otherwise interesting looking objects
45 making basic water filtration using sand from the desert, making small bowl-like items to catch the product
Ohh the 75 one are still scouting
(wait is this a worldbox type game)
What direction would the scouts go? @low agate
The basic water filtration system counts as +0.02 on your Agriculture Technology
Although you need to assign more people to fully implement it in all your farms
Uhh, separate them into 3 groups of 25, one group going into the desert, one going more north, and the last one going westwards
I just wanted to get the basic knowledge of it first, and it's mostly for drinking at this point
Desert or Savanna?
Let me check the map again
Btw sending only a few people to scout won't get them as far
More people scouting = more success of finding something.
Send them to the savannah
@low agate Savannas are goated
Okay I got a revised plan
The 75?
Also idk if this means I got them back or they'll still working on it
Still working on it
Okay
I think I'll implement a 30 minutes cooldown for each actions idk
Increase the 75 to 100, and send two groups instead. One to the savannah, one northwest
But rn you still have an extra 270 men left @low agate
At the end of the session I'll use any unused men in agriculture
@rotund hill on my peoples migration eastward can they learn this funny technology of “put rock into piece of fabric, throw fabric”? (Rudimentary sling)
I'd like to learn to bend the fabric of reality to remove fabric
Your people don't have fabric
Mhm
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Current Map
@quick idol you have managed to successfully craft a raft and made it float on the nearby lake, @radiant oyster you have started to slowly make your way to Klez's colony and encountered an oasis, @low agate your men dispatched to the Savanna have came back with a huge termite mound, the other sent north hasn't returned yet.
Apologies gentlemen, my internet connection is bullshit.
Wait, my men returned carrying termite mounds?
Wtf
Aside from the termite mound they have also brought grass.
Can my people make a small permenant outpost at the oasis of 75 people
Consider it done.
Nothing is impossible in the power of friendship.
Imagine the termite mound the size of a refrigerator.
Any updates on my special group of 10?
Still training?
I officially counted it into your military
No
I'm not making fighters
Guards, Soldiers, Police, I count them all as military.
I'm not training them to be any of those
Why would I have them gather information from around the nation
If I was going for military I would've used more people
What were the 10 men for then?
I interpreted it as 10 elite soldiers
I have plans, but they're not meant to be soldiers
The physical training is only in the case they actually need to use it, otherwise they're not soldiers
I'm not just gonna send them out to fight
I'm counting them into the military, you could no longer use them for other purposes other than Militaristic Purposes.
@mental marsh
I don't want my special group to be fucking military
Okay bro 10 special group
You can't use them aside from their intended purpose
I already know their intended purpose
I planned it out the moment I made them
I was more asking this on the "gathering knowledge from around my nation" thing
Gathering knowledge?
Let me go back to my original message when I made the group
@rotund hill how am I doing
They have gathered the knowledge of the existence of hot single moms within your nation.
Look me in the eyes and tell me you're not trolling
@radiant oyster @hollow garden your two nations have officially made contact with each other. They're now both aware of the existence of other kingdoms.
Hi @hollow garden
Elaborate what knowledge you're seeking for, all they did was wonder around town.
@rotund hill Whats my manpower now?
Dms
Wait
I don't want the others knowing the reasons I made them
@frosty drum you have 368 men left.
Imma Look for ores in that mine
@frosty drum actually it's 268 with the other 100 still mining, and the other 50 planting seeds.
Imma Send 100 more to build more Huts/houses
You now have 168 man power left.
The other 100 from the mines have brought a lot of: Dirt, Clay & Gravel.
Imma make a few stone swords for 15 men
Cool
Find more
Stuff
@frosty drum you're only capable of making daggers.
Sounds pretty interesting...
You need to find a way to stick the blade & handle more effectively
Good enough
245
And somehow I got a termite mound
Didn't the savannah group return?
You actually have 270 men available
@frosty drum the rest of your men alongside 68 have made makeshift daggers.
I still find it hard to believe my men somehow managed to carry a damn termite mound
But I'll take it
Nice
Now we wait for manpower to increase
The one they found is the size of a refrigerator
That's still large man
You now have 0 manpower left, gotta wait for the next round.
Let me see what to do with my remaining manpower...
@low agate your 25 men have not yet returned, their relatives within the capital are demanding to send additional scouts to look for them.
You're getting me all confused
I sent out 100 in 2 groups, one group to savannah, and one group to northwest
The 25 men sent north
Ohh
I forgot
Clearly
More people are missing then..
Okay, I see this going one of two ways
Since it's the grasslands it shouldn't be very dangerous, so I'm hoping for the better of the two
Send out the group who went to the savannah + an extra 25 men to search for the missing people
Since the savannah men came back carrying a termite mound, I'm hoping they can be useful
You sent 70 men north.
You can only only hope they all come back safe.
Northwest*
That's the direction I sent the original group
Okay it's Northwest then
The point is the other 50 are still missing.
Well it is in the grasslands and it has a 5 star safety rating
So I'm hoping the 50 men are all just asleep somewhere
Surely there wouldn't be something strong enough to wipe out 120 total men in the grasslands of all biomes
Anyways
I should have about 225 left yes?
Let me see what could be useful
@low agate your 70 men have spotted 35 of the men looking exhausted.
Some of them unconscious
@rotund hill how am I doing
Ask what happened to the other 15
Probably tired from running
@frosty drum still mining, you have made great developments, you currently have the highest Military Technology.
Nice
@low agate your men have described the sounds they heard before getting ambushed, "they made sounds of war cries"
On their faces, wielded with long yellow blades.
All I was trynna do was find shit like sticks and stones, how did I come across some mystery tribe
The blades on their faces are like twin yellow knives that part, then snap shut to strike with deadly speed.
Insects
How the fuck am I meant to deal with this shit after barely starting
They are as big as a 3 year old standing up.
So like 3 feet tall
@low agate on their side are two additional bigger blades that powerfully strokes the air. The sound the blades make sounds like thunder claps.
Is bro reading from chat gpt
Each stroke of the blades those little monsters get higher and higher
Until it landed on top of their faces
No
You saw one of your men with little cuts and bruises on its faces.
I got no clue what you're saying but have the 105(I think) men start heading back, and have them gather natural resources on the way. I literally just did this for resources
@rotund hill Ban TikTok
Even though it's the stone age
You did just that
"Clocks are now banned"
@low agate what are you going to do with the 105 men?
Are they going back home or the other 70 would continue to search for the other 15 missing @low agate
Have them return to my nation, like I said
Have them gather things like rocks, sticks, and other resources along the way
@low agate
@low agate the thing is the other 35 have nothing, As they got ambushed.
@low agate so are you abandoning the other 15?
Have 25 of them, preferably the more skilled ones (if there are any) keep searching
@low agate okay
CALM DOWN AND LET ME TYPE MY FUCKING ACTIONS
Why do you think I said "gather resources on the way back"
@rotund hill @lime hemlock 1929 was the beginning of the great depression btw
@low agate the 35 men are too tired and exhausted to have gathered resources
yeah i caused it
@low agate so you want to continue searching for the other 15 with 25 men?
Me after answering the same question 50 times in a row
(it's like I'm being asked to show map updates all over again)
@low agate the 25 men continued their search for the other 15 as the sun set, and before they knew it, it was dark all of a sudden.
From afar they saw light
@low agate what's your next course of action?
Bro is actively making my life hell despite me choosing the safest spawning biome
Wait out the night
It's dark, The majority of the 25 men insisted on going in the direction of the light.
What's your course of action?
Is the light in the direction of my civilization or not
@low agate it's not from your civilization
You don't gotta ping me when I'm the only one talking
If they insist, have them pick up a few rocks to use as weapons just in case then carefully approach
(istg this is the most useless subplot)
They went to the direction of the light, and as they slowly got close, they heard men cheerfully laughing. Are you having second thoughts? @low agate
I don't know what the fuck is happening
@rotund hill when is my people developing the death star
Probably session 56
You're giving me more mixed signals than a drunk insect trying to release pheromones
Are you having second thoughts or shall you proceed?
@rotund hill Can I at least make the DS-1
First you say my men were attacked, then you say I hear laughter
Continue approaching quietly
@low agate As they got closer, they saw the other 15 men by a campfire, roasting something and eating cheerfully.
@rotund hill why not 🥺
What is your next course of action?
Approach them, but be wary
@frosty drum ni manpower left, you men are busy making offspring
You should word that better
I'm gonna get the dumbest thing from this subplot
I'm probably gonna learn some shit like how to make drugs from sticks or something
"Perhaps the real reward was the friends we made along the way"
Legitimately the reason khalix let my people carry a fucking termite mound
@low agate as your 25 men got closer, the other 15 men spotted them and then cheerfully greeted them, and is signalling the other 25 to join them.
Ask what they're eating, and ask what happened back when they were with the others
Khalix typing the most dumbass part of the subplot just to give me the ability to create a single ball of cheese
(real)
@low agate One of the 25 men steps forward and asks: "What are you eating?
One of the 15 men responded: "Oh, idk what it is, it took us a while to catch 'em, but they're surprisingly tasty."
Another man chuckles: "We ran from them at first, but turns out they were easy to defeat. We didn’t know what to do with the bodies, so we cooked them. Surprisingly tasty."
@low agate a man handed a deceased head of the animal to you, you inspected those said blades but they aren't that sharp.
@low agate Congratulations 🎉👏
You have unlocked: "Roasted Geese"
@low agate exactly
I fucking called it
It wasn't the ability to make a ball of cheese
But I got geese
And apparently these guys know how to make a campfire
So Ercan has Cows, Croai has Boars and you have Geese.
It's just a campfire
The important part is that they know how to roast things over the campfire without me making an action for it
Congratulations 🎉👏 I might have to call it off for now.
@west path Why are you a Monke
In that case, can I have my unused manpower work on agriculture
I was gonna make an action but the subplot distracted me
Okay.
My special group will become much better next session
We might start a new session at 11 am UTC. For now I call this MW off for now.
Bro that's 5 in the fucking morning for me
And I'm not on spring break anymore
Nooooooo
Plssssssss
Host same time today
What UTC time?
3-4 PM cst
It's like tomorrow for me
Session 2 Final Map Update🗺️
Session 2 Rankings🏆:
Manpower:
- Ercan (Red): 536
- Orange (Maroon): 521
- Skillerz (Purple): 520
- Blue (Blue): 518
- IOE (Magenta): 517
- Amaranth (Turquoise): 513
- Baron (Yellow): 502
- Klez (Cyan): 500
Technology Level:
- Ercan (Red): 1.10
- Skillerz (Purple): 1.07
- Blue (Blue), Orange (Maroon): 1.06
- Amaranth (Turquoise), Baron (Yellow), Klez (Cyan), IOE (Dark Magenta): 1.02
Military Strength:
- Amaranth (Turquoise): 102
- Everybody Else: 0
When next session? @frosty drum @low agate @quick idol @tender storm @radiant oyster @hollow garden @teal harness @mental marsh
4 pm cst tomorrow
@rotund hill also shouldn't I have military strength
You haven't assigned anyone in the Military yet, but you currently have the highest Military Technology.
@rotund hill ok it just turned tomorrow
I'm excited for the part where people would start fighting each other.
On second thought @quick idol never found out the mystery behind his men having multiple Lumps & Bruises, after coming back from the jungle.
You pinged me not even 10 minutes and 2 messages after i got goodnight said to me
Why?
@alpine raft goodnight
Its 1pm
But i do want to sleep
Ive been walking for hours
I woke up at 7
@hollow garden when Suzerain MW
@hollow garden more than 10 people are actively waiting for you to start the session.
Inflation tuff
I will do after I finish my SAT test after tomorrow
Infact to celebrate I will host 3 sessions over the weekend
@hollow garden klez can you tell me who is in ATO
HEELLL YEAH 🦅
All players pls
It's time for me to Romance my minister of defence
Head of defence?
Idk
The entire https://discord.com/channels/522561390330904585/828805304807718912 wishes you goodluck on your SAT test tomorrow @hollow garden
its not even close to polish
I NEED TWOVO MW
IM TWEAKING
i cant
also why do roads not deteoriate in wb
it is,,, annoying
rest in pieces elysian empire whom is about to fracture
@mental marsh you were inactive last session
I'm planning to give you a pain in the ass.
yeah i think i was sleeping
???
punishing me bc i was sleeping is crazy
Consider it a blessing in disguise "A random event for your nation"
they only do so outside a village claim
they dont seem to deteoriate for me
I rolled a dice and it landed on your nation's number
i dont think a pain in the ass is a good thing
maybe beta broke that?
this shit so rigged fr fr
mayhaps just havent waited long enough
yo should i host rn?
ok so i put it on 20x speed and nothing has happened so i presume that it has
dont see no world settings which should stop deteoriation
try using the finger tool to spread large swathes of it and see if any of it deteriorates
@prime compass @ripe owl @wild mason @visual shard yo im hosting rn
Ok
also i just learnt you could hold alt and scrool wheel to adjust brush size
this is huge qol
dam
option and scroll wheel for time iirc
you qevie wana join my mw?
idk what its about
ok double checked and there is no road deterioration in current non beta
oh
COOKED
baicly a grand albania has a civil war
naw
a no is a no for me sorry
ok
@prime compass @stoic chasm @sharp shuttle alright wana do a session?
Ok!
🔥