🎲game-room

[ripe owl]

Is there a session or smth?

[frank latch]

you're in an allince with Rizia now
after Bludish militants couped Rizia and betrayed Wehlen

[quick idol]

Real

[prime compass]

Greci Sordland wes ollamort bise Freci.
A Morgna wes core, Vectern sis da!
Greci Sordland, selv beniwoll bes tuem?
Tu bes er etnis Land inta olla Globa.
Oh Greci Sordland!
Selv beniwoll bes Tuem?

[frank latch]

yes
I am hosting
(this is a joke)

but

[daring ingot]

holy shit things escalate so fast

[ripe owl]

Nuke everyone

[frank latch]

this stopped by the parliament

[ripe owl]

XD

Im not rlly gonna play

[frosty drum]

@frank latch send a random drunk dude to Arcasia

[frank latch]

okay
that's fine

[daring ingot]

i establishing anarcho capitalism in lespia

[frank latch]

this is just for fun

[frank latch]

real

[prime compass]

@frank latch
Bomb Holsord

[quick idol]

@frank latch send the Kyrute special forces to steal the nukes in Solme-Maor

[prime compass]

@frank latch
Begin a naval Invasion of Kyrute

[frank latch]

this is successful

he vandalizes the capitol

and is then shot

[frosty drum]

Absolute cinema

[frank latch]

this gives a ton of power to drug and crime lords

causing anarchy as they seize power

[prime compass]

BoW stop ignoring my actions

[daring ingot]

i am drugging myself
hell yeah

[burnt wren]

Bro
What if
There was a man made continent

[quick idol]

@frank latch send greg to the frontline

[frank latch]

this is effective
and successfully cripples where ever this is

[signal tulip]

what if we went to another planet

stole the soil

[frank latch]

greg immediately dies

[signal tulip]

and then made the man made continent

[burnt wren]

Colonizing?

[quick idol]

Sacrifice sheep to revive Greg

[floral trout]

[frank latch]

this is not successful
and the nukes are destroyed before you could capture them

[prime compass]

Capital of Sordland

[signal tulip]

planet colonization

[sand obsidian]

[frank latch]

where is this

[prime compass]

@frank latch
Invade Sordland and capture Holsord

[quick idol]

Send @sand obsidian to the ftontline

[frank latch]

The refuse the order

and are arrested for not complying

[prime compass]

I think this one

[burnt wren]

Yes

[frank latch]

odd

umm

[daring ingot]

the unknown extraterrestrial germs :

[frosty drum]

@frank latch @prime compass @burnt wren Does anyone have the valgsland flag

[frank latch]

this is unsuccessful
due to their superior naval development

[prime compass]

Check sordland wiki

[sand obsidian]

[prime compass]

Ok uhm

[burnt wren]

What is valgsland

[frank latch]

this cripples the Welhen navy

[frank latch]

it was a devastating failure

[signal tulip]

maybe it'll deform some group of humans, making them alienlike...

[sand obsidian]

[frosty drum]

I'm ngl
The flag is good
But horrendous with the color on the map

[quick idol]

What

[daring ingot]

or maybe it would just instantly kill you and spread like plague lmao

[frank latch]

your insurgency was very effective at crippling and causing chaos and disorganization withing Sordland, allowing your troops to make a significant gain towards the capital

[frosty drum]

The main color is red

[sand obsidian]

[signal tulip]

most likely, but nahh. Im sure there will be some alien races

[frank latch]

who is Lepsia

[daring ingot]

they are commies ofc they are red

[daring ingot]

me

[quick idol]

Rumburg's flag is also peak (very non-biased)

[daring ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/king-king-baldwin-king-baldwin-4-rikoamv-riko-amv-gif-8479237540916603760

[signal tulip]

is yarktralis just antartica

[frank latch]

alr
the Sordish begin invading you from the north and east

[sand obsidian]

[prime compass]

Capture Holsord and kill Kesaro Kibener

[frosty drum]

Isn't it ercanist?
It should have the azerbaijan flag instead fr

[daring ingot]

i love the color but why would they use it as commies flag
yellow and blue are kinda
capitalistic

[daring ingot]

WHAT

[sand obsidian]

M

[signal tulip]

the scottish are invading you 😱

[quick idol]

Nalipurna is a monarchy in GRACE while bordering United Contana

how

[sand obsidian]

M

[frank latch]

Holsord is killed before capturing and Kesaro Kilbener escapes

[quick idol]

The whole city?

[prime compass]

Holsord is a City

[frank latch]

real

yes
the entire city was killed

A MASSIVE ATROCITY

[sand obsidian]

M

M

[frank latch]

committed by the Bluds

[sand obsidian]

M

M

M

[burnt wren]

My hand made flag is better

[prime compass]

Hey...stop

[quick idol]

mods

[hollow bobcat]

amj

Wha

[prime compass]

@frank latch
Take over Sordland and remove all political opposition

[hollow bobcat]

Mods do something

[spring bison]

no btw

[burnt wren]

Yes

[hollow bobcat]

:::::::

[quick idol]

Yarktralis has a flag

Crazy

[frank latch]

the Sordish then begin a massive campaign to rally against the Bluds
calling for their exetermination

they begin genociding the remaining Bluds in the country in the territories they still control

[quick idol]

Summon Lebron to celebrate this

[prime compass]

@frank latch
Start committing war crimes on the Sords
Call Rumburg to aid me against the evil Sordland

Rumburg hates Sordland so...

[frank latch]

causing even more internal fighting
as the militants that previously couped Sordland are ousted from power

[daring ingot]

is this stopping their invasion to laspia

[prime compass]

Maybe

[frank latch]

no

they continue that

[daring ingot]

who is continueing that
they are dead

💔

[frank latch]

the current front

[frank latch]

tjey are not dead

[daring ingot]

my superior army should beable to push them back frfr

[quick idol]

@frank latch kyrute seizes these islands

Announce that all islands belong rightfully to Kyrute

[frank latch]

this is quite successful

[frank latch]

what does this mean

[quick idol]

Invade Heljiland

[prime compass]

March to Holsord
Naval attack on Conriat
March into Nargis and have Rumburg help me by taking Agnland

[frank latch]

@quick idol Sordland offers a defensive pact for the duration of the war to fight off the Bluds

[quick idol]

This island

[prime compass]

@quick idol dont..

I will give you more..

[frank latch]

your navy was crippled

remember?

[quick idol]

If they let me have the island Soll stays at

thats their only island sadly

[prime compass]

Welp
Rebuild it by using sordish POW's as workers

[frank latch]

👍

Contana is given authority to use Nuclear Weapons

after months of infighting

They nuke Welhen's capital

[frosty drum]

@frank latch invent default dancing

[prime compass]

What

@frank latch
Call Arcasia to help me aaaa

[frank latch]

this causes Rumburg to counter nuke
which devolves into world devastation as the globe is consumed by nuclear bombing

End of Session

[frosty drum]

@frank latch universe mw when fr

[prime compass]

This is kinda accurate

[burnt wren]

Dude

[frank latch]

I honestly had no idea what I was doing

[prime compass]

Nuclear Mayhem is an ending in suzerain

So.......

[burnt wren]

I saw 3 kingdoms fight for 200 years
And in the last 50 years one of the small villages revolted and conquered all 3

[frosty drum]

@prime compass @frank latch @burnt wren space mw by ine of you when

[spring bison]

what if I hosted

[prime compass]

What if @spring bison Hosted

[burnt wren]

I will host after Im done with my mapwar

[prime compass]

@spring bison ok suzerain mw i am sordland

[cerulean siren]

The Rei Times - March 1st, 1471
NEWS:

• Prince Jarred tour of Greater Rei come to a halt after near death experience in Cargos
• Small Scale slave Revolt kills 20 in Sesi. Around 130 slaves involved along with 10 abolitionists
• Pirates attacks ports in the South of Donnix, Governor requests for Chamber Action

[prime compass]

Promise free market

[spring bison]

WHAT

[prime compass]

Neutral

[frosty drum]

What if @cold mantle hosted

[prime compass]

Tighten immigration

[spring bison]

TWOVO HOST IMMEDIATELY

@cerulean siren

[prime compass]

We need ts

[cerulean siren]

I mean not a "host" but ill allow some actions

[cerulean siren]

(No map, not at pc)

[burnt wren]

I can host right now

@frosty drum

[frosty drum]

Give me 20

[burnt wren]

20 what👽👽👽

[frosty drum]

Minutes

@burnt wren at most
It'll most likely be 10

[burnt wren]

Okay

@hollow garden

@alpine raft

@hollow wasp

[alpine raft]

yo

we in the haus

[quick idol]

Tf happened to Jarred

[frosty drum]

@burnt wren I have arrived

[quick idol]

Guess what happened

[frosty drum]

What

[quick idol]

Nothing

I wasted your time

[cerulean siren]

A dagger almost hit him while in the carriage

[burnt wren]

@frosty drum

[frosty drum]

@burnt wren @burnt wren

[burnt wren]

Imma start

Buuuuut

We need more players

[frosty drum]

Ping a ton of people

[burnt wren]

@quick idol
@cerulean siren
@alpine raft

@hollow garden

@rotund hill

[frosty drum]

E

[alpine raft]

HERE HERE

[burnt wren]

Bro

I can't run a mw with 2 people

[floral trout]

R.I.P

[west path]

satan attacked

are these orcs too big?

[frosty drum]

Bro made the Genie from alladin

[mental marsh]

Sup

[floral trout]

Orang

[fading elk]

!rank

[prime compass]

Only in #🤖bot-commands please

[fading elk]

I'm really sorry, I hadn't seen that channel.

[prime compass]

Its ok

[hollow garden]

It's ok

We love you still Gabriel

[fading elk]

[alpine raft]

why the fuck do i have a 819 word essay on islam

12 pages of pure yap

[hollow garden]

Let me cook it for you

[mental marsh]

crazy

[hollow garden]

How is it going so far

[alpine raft]

no

[hollow garden]

hello Pablo

[alpine raft]

you missunderstand

i have it made

[mental marsh]

session?

[alpine raft]

i made it years ago

[hollow garden]

Ah nice

[mental marsh]

btw i joined GRACE

[twin oracle]

waow...

[alpine raft]

819 words

12 pages

i did it in 7th or 8th grade

[mental marsh]

is it good yap?

[alpine raft]

it is

[mental marsh]

does it talk about albania

[alpine raft]

no

its a general view deal

[mental marsh]

dam

[alpine raft]

WHY DO I HAVE 3 PAGES DEDICATED TO THE QURAN

wait

no only one

3 is for the bigger view

2 pages for origin

one for the expansion

and a conclusion

[west path]

world as of 1145

[west path]

819 words is not a lot

[alpine raft]

i was in 7th or 8th grade

and no chat gpt

i did it for school

[mental marsh]

main book why not

[alpine raft]

im incredibly lazy

[mental marsh]

why did you even have this as hw?

[alpine raft]

idk

[mental marsh]

you sure you didt use like sources?

just copy paste?

[alpine raft]

i wrote it

and used sources

i didnt copy paste it

[mental marsh]

bro what

bro was 2 steps away from converting

#1357080347996721222 session starting

[burnt wren]

Where are u even live bruh?

[alpine raft]

portugal

[burnt wren]

E

[alpine raft]

it was for history

[burnt wren]

W
History is good (except the 1800s part)

[alpine raft]

thats my favorite

[hollow wasp]

Bro uncool Fr

Visiting grandparents 😭

[mental marsh]

@hollow wasp joined grace btw

was not my plan

[hollow wasp]

Uncool vro join ATO

ATO is so much better

We have belemin

[ripe owl]

💀

[mental marsh]

im a sultanate

[ripe owl]

Not a convincing reason at all

[hollow wasp]

Oh 😔

[mental marsh]

is bro ever going to come into the #1357080347996721222 sessions

[hollow wasp]

Can u like not be a commie?

[ripe owl]

??

Name one bad thing I did

[frosty drum]

@hollow wasp Communism is cool btw

[hollow wasp]

I said be a commie I didn’t say u were doing bad stuff

[hollow wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/this-post-was-fact-checked-gif-13039434031513975568

[ripe owl]

Sorry

When people call me commie

I always think they mean im bad

[hollow wasp]

Nah I say commie I mean commie. Be democratic Fr

So much cooler

We have belemin

[ripe owl]

Belemin insults me

So i'll pass

[hollow wasp]

Awww

But we’re cooler 😢

[alpine raft]

@ripe owl what up brah

checking out the chat saw a homie typing

[hollow wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/grrr-gif-18348448

https://tenor.com/view/cat-angry-angry-mad-cat-meme-gif-17719456655395931550

[ripe owl]

Hello Nekcrop, hii! I'm just chilling.. Im playing rise of nations rn

Wby?

[alpine raft]

im planning an all nighter

got a 6 am flight

[ripe owl]

Damn

Have a cozh flight

Cozy*

[hollow wasp]

U should host Fr

[frosty drum]

@ripe owl @hollow wasp behold
Absolute cinema

[hollow wasp]

Commie 😒

😒

https://tenor.com/view/the-amazing-world-of-gumball-communism-the-amazing-world-gif-5874813789286018228

https://tenor.com/view/bh187-spongebob-nuke-explosion-nuked-gif-25849222

[frosty drum]

Shut it Fascist

[hollow wasp]

I’m democratic 👽

It’s literally my only personality trait

[quick idol]

Hi

[hollow wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/lion-king-throw-sacrifice-simba-sacrificing-gif-17413569

[hollow wasp]

Hi

Ok going to shower now

Cya yappers

[west path]

communists can be democratic

hog

thats the point of the ideology

its to allow freedom in society

[prime compass]

Actually

Communist is bad because arcasia say so

Arcasia is paying me to say this

[west path]

true..

[prime compass]

I love money im a greedy fat sordish oligarch!

@hollow garden kleznam

[frosty drum]

@west path @prime compass Arcasia is Capitalist Scum

[prime compass]

Shut up Hegel

You are merely Malenyev's puppet

[frosty drum]

I'm Valgsland (Best nation ever btw)

[prime compass]

Sordland:

[burnt wren]

Imma overthrow the governments of all nations

[frosty drum]

Sordland is...

Mid

[prime compass]

@spring bison thoughts?

[burnt wren]

Sordland is the land of sardins

[west path]

hear me out

what if you guys

turned into socialist states

[prime compass]

Har har har

[west path]

its technically not communism

[prime compass]

Im gonna bribe the president!

[prime compass]

NOOOOO DONT NATIONALIZE ME PLEASE

[burnt wren]

I'm gonna bribe someone to be my wife (I'm lonely...)

[prime compass]

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BUY MY 16TH VILLA IN LACHAVEN??

[burnt wren]

U shouldn't

That place is huanted

By the souls of the fallen

Their screams...

[west path]

find a new income source you HOG

[burnt wren]

Echo through the plain fields

[prime compass]

But president rayne...i might have something that can change your mind

[frosty drum]

VALGSLAND IS BEST NATION!!!!!!

[prime compass]

pulls out check for 500000 sordish ren

[burnt wren]

Their sadness
Wrath
A craving for breaking free

[west path]

no go fuck yourself

i will now take ALL of your money AND nationalize all of your corporations

[prime compass]

1 million

[burnt wren]

You bitches I'm writing a fire quote

[west path]

and you will be in jail for 30 years

[west path]

50 million

[prime compass]

YOLLAK BLUDERAT!!!

[prime compass]

Hi I am actually Deana Rayne

I need 50 million for my school

[west path]

liar liar pants on fire

[prime compass]

You dirty pig

[burnt wren]

Why yall ignoring me fr...

[west path]

you are not cooking

[prime compass]

You privatized education

[west path]

you BURNT it

[burnt wren]

YAAAAAAAA

[west path]

nope

state owned

[west path]

burning it is bad

[burnt wren]

Nvm

[west path]

👽

[burnt wren]

FUCK YOU BITCH

[prime compass]

Soll would be die

[west path]

i funded the ministry of education akshually

[hollow wasp]

So false

[hollow wasp]

Well then uh be capitalist

[prime compass]

Iosef is sad

[west path]

Arcasia is communist?

[hollow wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/shh-cats-gif-14317670277085954258

[prime compass]

UNITED CONTANA IS THE REAL CAPITALIST!!!

[west path]

I funded the military too

[frosty drum]

Imagine Arcasia was communist

[hollow wasp]

Arcasia is capitalist

[west path]

I funded ALL ministries

[prime compass]

Good

[prime compass]

How much debt do u hav

[west path]

#🎲game-room message what did you mean by this then?

[west path]

uhh

5 gazillion

[prime compass]

I can fix that

If you..

[hollow wasp]

We’re not scum

That’s what I meant

[prime compass]

Privatize.. Bergia...Steel

[frank latch]

@west path I challenge you to a game of ches

[burnt wren]

Rumburgians think they are powerful
They think they are stronger
They think they can outsmart me.
Maybe...
Maybe...
But I've yet to see one that can outsmart the bullet

[west path]

liar liar pants on fire

[west path]

I resign

you win

[frank latch]

coward

probably couldn't even win anyway

[west path]

yea what about it

[hollow wasp]

My pants are not on fire, therefore I am telling the truth

[west path]

truth..

[frank latch]

[burnt wren]

Your pants are on water

[mental marsh]

sup

[west path]

WHAT

i was already calling the fire department

why didnt you tell me earlier

[frank latch]

@west path I'll give you bias points

[west path]

HO

G

[hollow wasp]

Even less fire @west path I’m telling the truth

[prime compass]

@west path you dirty.. RED YOUTH MEMBER

[west path]

im literally dead irl and in the mw

[prime compass]

You are

BERNARD circas...

[west path]

yea

[prime compass]

I will have you SHOT....

[frank latch]

-209 bias points

[west path]

and are you graf?

[prime compass]

You filthy COMMIE..

[hollow wasp]

Silly moment ask them to get me a pizza rn route

[burnt wren]

Well yes because you pissed yourself bruh

[hollow wasp]

En*

[west path]

hes Lileas Graf

[prime compass]

No I am actually Mansoun Leke

[west path]

@prime compass youre getting Arrested

[hollow wasp]

Objection! Irrelevant

[prime compass]

Yollak Bluderat 🤌

[west path]

Buddy. Hey Buddy.

We want to free the Bluds.

[burnt wren]

Nuh uh

[prime compass]

Tru?

[hollow wasp]

Nuh uh

[prime compass]

Ok i suport

[frank latch]

from themselves?

[west path]

Ya

[prime compass]

Can I have money pls

[west path]

no

from the NFP

[prime compass]

KILL KIBENER!!!

[west path]

im a communist so ok

[prime compass]

KILL REMUS!!!

[burnt wren]

Nuh uh

[prime compass]

KILL SOLL!!!

[west path]

kill graf too

[prime compass]

@west path uhm i got arrested by the SSP

[frank latch]

Northern Financial Pact

[prime compass]

Help

[west path]

,roll 20 free him

[haughty inlet]

qevie

:game_die: You rolled 9

[west path]

fuck

its cooked

@frank latch save it

[hollow wasp]

We will save u Fr

[frank latch]

,roll 20 keep him in prison

[prime compass]

,roll 20 kill soll

[frank latch]

PEAK

[haughty inlet]

belemin_

:game_die: You rolled 8

[west path]

SATAN

,roll 20 break out pt2

[haughty inlet]

qevie

:game_die: You rolled 3

[prime compass]

That didnt happen btw

[west path]

i got SHOT

its ggs

[hollow wasp]

,roll 100 break out belemin

[haughty inlet]

uglyladdie

:game_die: You rolled 25

[prime compass]

,roll 20 overthrow rayne

[haughty inlet]

belemin_

:game_die: You rolled 16

[hollow wasp]

Oof

[west path]

woah

[prime compass]

Woaaa civil war

[frank latch]

@west path I'll give you my good luck if you play ches

[west path]

the bluds own sordland now

Bludland

[prime compass]

,roll 20 capture Holsord

[haughty inlet]

belemin_

:game_die: You rolled 18

[hollow wasp]

,roll 20 exterminate the bluds

[haughty inlet]

uglyladdie

:game_die: You rolled 20

[prime compass]

Yollak BLUDERAT!!!

NOOOOO

[frank latch]

[prime compass]

fucking dies

[hollow wasp]

@frank latch @west path @prime compass

So peak

[west path]

@prime compass is this creature balanced?

[hollow wasp]

Yeah

[west path]

Satan

[prime compass]

Nak...ak...
Aknak...

[hollow wasp]

Cant be helped

[hollow wasp]

Acnaq?!?!

[prime compass]

Yes

[frank latch]

why wouldn't they be

[prime compass]

@west path
When join suzerain mw

[west path]

never

[prime compass]

Join as Derdia

[west path]

heres another creature for comparison

[hollow wasp]

@west path when join Alcoholics Anonymous?

[west path]

soon

[hollow wasp]

Balanced

[cerulean siren]

Thoughts on a host rn chat?

[west path]

@vital latch WAKE UP

[frank latch]

Ches anyone?

🥺

[hollow wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/drink-need-drink-father-jack-booze-alcohol-gif-18389910

[vital latch]

I'm doing some character creation stuff for RPG2 but I can multitask for this

[west path]

and this one?

[prime compass]

The DoomSlayer

🐺🐺🐺

[hollow wasp]

A little weak ngl
What kind of boss says “teehee”

[west path]

yeah he slays doom

[frank latch]

@prime compass ches?

[west path]

doomslayer..?

who else

[prime compass]

No..

[frank latch]

I'm holding Beleminius hostage

[hollow wasp]

That’s like calling robin doom slayer
Clearly not cool enough

[prime compass]

I am calling my friend WSP

Help me!!!

[frank latch]

@west path maybe
maybe I am a terrorist

https://tenor.com/view/vision-monster-maybe-maybe-i-am-a-monster-marvel-gif-16321436

[prime compass]

Ok lets bowistan

LETS..bowistan

@frank latch
How is the estate..

[frank latch]

I won't answer until ches

[mental marsh]

sup

[prime compass]

Ok

[vital latch]

we need qevie kidnapping rpg2

[prime compass]

I am leaving Bowistan

[mental marsh]

can i join bowistan fr fr

[west path]

I am aware.

[west path]

qevie kidnapping rpg2 but hosted well

[prime compass]

Remember when Maizan was peak

Now it is...dictatorship

[mental marsh]

@hollow garden host

[frank latch]

real

[prime compass]

A oligarchy ✊

[frank latch]

the last one was pretty bad

[hollow wasp]

Furcan moment:

[prime compass]

Erm

I have exam tommorow

[west path]

@hollow wasp i buffed him

[hollow wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/bean-gif-23948694

[west path]

he now says 'all shall bow before me'

[hollow wasp]

Ok yeah he’s got the grind set “all shall bow before me” clearly a doomslayer

[hollow wasp]

@frank latch reference?

[frank latch]

nigh
for I am humble

the humblest around

[hollow wasp]

You’re so humble

[west path]

what if we like

what if we like

dropped nuclear bombs on civilians

[prime compass]

Do not spamming

[frank latch]

🇷🇺

PLEASE

SOMEONE PLAY CHES WITH ME

,roll 20 I will die if it's a 20

[west path]

starve child

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: You rolled 4

[west path]

you will see nothing

[frank latch]

If only you were addicted to Bowistan

for I could backmail you

[prime compass]

I am

[frank latch]

perfect

[prime compass]

But you do not host

And I want you

[frank latch]

Beleminius could still die

[prime compass]

To make me Lord

[hollow wasp]

,roll 20 belemin and BOW play chess

[haughty inlet]

uglyladdie

:game_die: You rolled 20

[hollow wasp]

Vro

[frank latch]

@prime compass it's been foretold

[prime compass]

I have done enough in one lifetime

[prime compass]

No

[hollow wasp]

Belemin

[prime compass]

I don't think so

[cerulean siren]

Chess adict

[frank latch]

Rizia isn't free yet

[hollow wasp]

It’s gotta happen

[prime compass]

Wdym..

[hollow wasp]

@prime compass u gotta

[prime compass]

I will give EVERYTHING for my nation

Noltia AND Rizia

[prime compass]

No

[frank latch]

good

then you give me your time

for a game of ches

[prime compass]

But

I no good

[west path]

who wins this?

[prime compass]

Right

[frank latch]

luckily for you

I suck

[hollow wasp]

Doomslayer (left) all shall bow before him

[prime compass]

Whats your..ELO

[west path]

stat comparisons

[hollow wasp]

7

[prime compass]

Crazy

[hollow wasp]

So doomslayer

[frank latch]

no clue

[cerulean siren]

Shoop

[frank latch]

I have canonized shoop

@prime compass I await Beleminius's arrival

[prime compass]

Shut up commie i am killing bluds

Im eating popcorn

[burnt wren]

@low agate host fr

[low agate]

Stop asking

I'll host when I want to host

[frank latch]

💔

[west path]

Shoop has won

[hollow wasp]

NOOOOO DOOMSLAYERRRRRRR

💔

😭

[cerulean siren]

TOLD YOU

Shoop had a higher health, and attack rate

[frank latch]

shoop is the final form

[cerulean siren]

Doomslayer, despite having every shot being critical, would not last the nattle of attrition

[frank latch]

nattle

[west path]

both were functionally immortal because they had blood rain magic so i had to take that away from them 🤫

[frank latch]

@west path On a scale of 1 - 10

[west path]

7

most common number

shoop is infected with the zombie virus

[frank latch]

SATAN

[cerulean siren]

@quick idol @frosty drum @spring bison @west path @hollow wasp @hollow garden @tiny wren

@vital latch @novel jay

[vital latch]

wrong cosmic

I'm here though

[wild mason]

MOLD SPORE

[novel jay]

You forgot about me

[vital latch]

hi cosmicmeatball

[wild mason]

cosmicdolphin

[vital latch]

are you used to masses of pings directed towards the wrong person yet

@misty finch probably is

[cerulean siren]

The Rei Times - March 1st, 1471
NEWS:

• Prince Jarred tour of Greater Rei come to a halt after near death experience in Cargos
• Small Scale slave Revolt kills 20 in Sesi. Around 130 slaves involved along with 10 abolitionists
• Pirates attacks ports in the South of Donnix, Governor requests for Chamber Action

[cerulean siren]

BREAKING NEWS (march 3rd)
KADENIA AND PERLOS DECLARE WAR ON BENIKA

[cerulean siren]

yeah mb

[novel jay]

Am I at the border yet?

[cerulean siren]

You are at the Galin Border

[novel jay]

Where is that?

[frosty drum]

@cerulean siren how am I doing

[west path]

UNREAL

they are SATANS

[cerulean siren]

@frosty drum A fellow imante heres there will be a break out soon ny the pirates attacking Donnix, he wonders if your interested in joining

[hollow wasp]

Hi hello

[cerulean siren]

You are currently on the Galin Border, along with @novel jay

[hollow wasp]

Hello @novel jay

What’s going on rn?

[novel jay]

Don’t ask me

[novel jay]

Are we at war?

[cerulean siren]

We have belifs of smugglers moving through the border

[hollow wasp]

From?

[cerulean siren]

Technically no, just cleaning up from the last war

[cerulean siren]

Galin ( the creamish color nation)

[hollow wasp]

What are our relations with galin?

[cerulean siren]

They see us as Hostile and our relations are negative

[novel jay]

Wake me up when there is a war

[cerulean siren]

PIRATES ATTACK DONNA PRISON, INCITING A RIOT AND BREAKOUT

[hollow wasp]

Ok I probably don’t want to start a war……
Send messengers to galin asking them to tighten border security to stop the smugglers

[hollow wasp]

Holy sheet

[cerulean siren]

@frosty drum is free

[hollow wasp]

Skillerz moment

[cerulean siren]

Current State of Donnix (Ornage = Pirates)

[frosty drum]

https://tenor.com/view/me-atrapaste-es-cine-its-cinema-cinema-esto-es-cine-gif-17729711691959966457

[cerulean siren]

Galin agrees on the condition that our troops leave the border.

[hollow wasp]

Our troops demilitarising the border completely would be a goofy moment. Tell them we will scale back the troops numbers but still have a light presence

[frank latch]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: You rolled 3

[frank latch]

:/

[mental marsh]

Sup

[mental marsh]

Yo sup

Do you host the bowistan thingy

[frank latch]

not until May

[mental marsh]

Oh ok

[frank latch]

so...
I don't suggest joining until then
cus I will forget about your existence

[mental marsh]

You probably do 💔

[hollow wasp]

,roll 20 BOW slips on a banana peel

[haughty inlet]

uglyladdie

:game_die: You rolled 10

[mental marsh]

@hollow wasp why no join My mw

[frosty drum]

,roll 20 Everuone but me slips on a banana peel

[haughty inlet]

skillerzthegamer

:game_die: You rolled 13

[cerulean siren]

recognizing who has more bargain power, they agree

[hollow wasp]

The premise wasn’t that interesting

[hollow wasp]

Ok scale back troop numbers by 30%

[mental marsh]

Did you check out the new update?

With Italy?

[hollow wasp]

I did indeed

[mental marsh]

Ok

Yeah idk

I suck at hosting

[cerulean siren]

Follow for daliy war Updates

[mental marsh]

I'm doing this for fun

[hollow wasp]

Practice makes perfect

[mental marsh]

Ig

[cerulean siren]

The Emperor asks if you can handle the Donnix Pirate Situation

[mental marsh]

I mean I like how the map turned out ngl

Sadly

[hollow wasp]

How far am I?

[mental marsh]

Half of them are offline

[frosty drum]

@cerulean siren how am I doing

[mental marsh]

Gn

[frank latch]

I deserve that though

[mental marsh]

Yo any thoughts on my mw?

[hollow wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/sorry-cat-nap-gif-21414413

[frank latch]

I wish you kept it as it was in game room server

[mental marsh]

No players...

[mental marsh]

Ohh the map?

[mental marsh]

Yeah it was def cleaner

[cerulean siren]

around 13 days travel far

[hollow wasp]

Ok bring the bois and get matching

[cerulean siren]

You not doing well, and the pirates can tell, they say they will reach the destination soon

[frosty drum]

What are the pirates gonna do to me

[hollow wasp]

@frosty drum what are u cooking up?

[cerulean siren]

March 10th
@frosty drum
you find yourself in an unfamiliar Port, surrounded by people speaking a different tongue. Your fellow escape felons celebrate their freedom

[frosty drum]

Imma keep writing in my journal

[mental marsh]

But it had like too many countries

In a small map

[cerulean siren]

March 16th.
THE ROYAL WEDDING HAS BEGUN

@west path @vital latch @hollow wasp you are in attendance.

[mental marsh]

Dam what about me

[vital latch]

Oh shit you started hosting

ok

[hollow wasp]

Was I not putting down a rebellion?
Wedding seems more fun anyways

[mental marsh]

Yo Is it too late to join

[cerulean siren]

You where gonna pass by through the capital anyway

[cerulean siren]

nah

[frank latch]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: You rolled 12

[hollow wasp]

Oh ok

[frank latch]

dang

[hollow wasp]

,roll 20 BOW joins

[haughty inlet]

uglyladdie

:game_die: You rolled 8

[frank latch]

,roll 20 counter join

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: You rolled 19

[cerulean siren]

#1356974641201156277 message

[frank latch]

:)

[steep merlin]

bow should join
:8ball: Yes

[frank latch]

Evil

[hollow wasp]

@frank latch undeniable

[steep merlin]

did you lie?
:8ball: Yes

[cerulean siren]

#1356974641201156277 message

[hollow wasp]

Straight up yes

[mental marsh]

@cerulean siren become pirate

[frank latch]

See?

They were lying

[steep merlin]

you didn’t want to say that did you?
:8ball: Very doubtful

[frank latch]

HA

[hollow wasp]

@frank latch did u threaten it? It didn’t want to say that

[west path]

what

OH

OK

[mental marsh]

@cerulean siren alright can I attend the wedding

[cerulean siren]

@vital latch You sing songs outside the Royal Catherdal

[mental marsh]

I'm a good pirate fr fr

[hollow wasp]

Better be cracks knuckles

[frank latch]

only a little bit of terrorism
(I made his family disappear)

[cerulean siren]

"Yeah im a pirate lemme attend where most of the milltary officer of TWO NATIONS are"

[vital latch]

I agree with this.

[steep merlin]

do you believe they’re alive
:8ball: It is certain

[frosty drum]

@cerulean siren look for a map of where we are

[mental marsh]

Not that type of pirate

[hollow wasp]

8 ball has hope

@frank latch stop torturing it

[frank latch]

false hope

[mental marsh]

@hollow wasp @vital latch let me in the wedding

[frank latch]

(he will never find their bodies)

[steep merlin]

is BOW evil
:8ball: Most likely

[hollow wasp]

Lol

[frank latch]

the first truthful thing

[hollow wasp]

Lemme check ur character

[mental marsh]

Pirate

[hollow wasp]

Nuh uh

[mental marsh]

Dude ima good pirate tho

[steep merlin]

Is BOW human
:8ball: Don't count on it

[mental marsh]

Bow likes chess too much

[hollow wasp]

Define good pirate

[hollow wasp]

@frank latch

[mental marsh]

Merc

Sea merc

[hollow wasp]

Ur not exactly royal wedding material then

[cerulean siren]

You ask around for a map, quickly the local merchant realizes your a foreigner and asks for 30 shillings

[frosty drum]

How much do I have

[mental marsh]

Who's wedding is it

[frank latch]

also true

[hollow wasp]

Royal wedding

[cerulean siren]

Zero

[mental marsh]

Dam

[steep merlin]

BOW should join tho right
:8ball: My reply is no

[hollow wasp]

Damn

[frosty drum]

Let's look for shillings on the ground

[hollow wasp]

@frank latch ur free

[cerulean siren]

Princess Olive of Geninisaya(our guy) and Prince Jarred of Lornora

[mental marsh]

Ok ima sit this one out

[hollow wasp]

@vital latch @west path guys spawn

[vital latch]

I'm currently singing songs for the wedding

In other words I am here

[mental marsh]

@cerulean siren alright can I take some jobs?

[west path]

i was genociding my world

[hollow wasp]

Yeah but lurk in chat vro

[mental marsh]

As a pirate

[west path]

im here now

[hollow wasp]

W

[cerulean siren]

@west path A quite Well off Noble Man from the Northern Region is interested in getting in contact.

[cerulean siren]

@west path

[hollow wasp]

@mental marsh I want u to track skillerz and the people he escaped prison with

Official government job

[cerulean siren]

A Pirate might be usefull for counter defecne of flaxport idk

[vital latch]

@cerulean siren Sing the song about the flint peninsula here in order to gather peoples thoughts on it!

[hollow wasp]

But like unofficially

[mental marsh]

Damm a fed job

Nice

[mental marsh]

Dam

[hollow wasp]

From the fed’s
U will be operating illegally on a technicality

Since we can’t go around invading other nations

[frosty drum]

@cerulean siren how many shillings did I collect so far

[hollow wasp]

But u can

[cerulean siren]

The People are delighted by the Tune. Prince Raymond passes by and hears it as it reminds him of his first campaign

[mental marsh]

No contract no deal

[cerulean siren]

3, but you noticed a job offering for a poop collector

[hollow wasp]

I cant have anything concrete linking me to u
Is my word not good enough?

[frosty drum]

How much shillings do I get for that job

[vital latch]

I smile, pleased that people of such calibre enjoy the tune! Note down that the song is a success.

[west path]

chrew,,

[mental marsh]

Why not? I ain't sketchy

[west path]

@mental marsh I will hire you 🤑

[mental marsh]

Gov contract?

[floral trout]

This seems sketchy as hell

[cerulean siren]

As Prince Raymond listens in glee, a hooded man appears behind him. A Loud shriek is heard from the crowd.....

[mental marsh]

Dude I just wana start

[west path]

im a governor but dee ems

[hollow wasp]

I trust u but hypothetically if ur questioned being a free merc is less suspicious than a foreign merc
So government contract but like not if anyone asks

[floral trout]

Lolllll

[west path]

a mercenary is a mercenary

u cant get better bargains than upstarts

[cerulean siren]

5 shillings per day

[hollow wasp]

Tackle the guy

[floral trout]

Thats fair

[frosty drum]

Can't I ask the nation I'm in

[vital latch]

I rush over to try getting an assessment on the incident! Is the prince alright?

[west path]

WHAT

holy COOKENING

[hollow wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/duck-dancing-duck-walk-away-gif-3532117161295181563

[cerulean siren]

THE HOODED FIRGURED IS TACKLED!!
Prince Raymond is injured and is quickly escorted by the Crown guard while An rí fhaisteneach lies on the ground with a dagger in his arm.

[hollow wasp]

Capture the would be assassin and have the guards lock down the wedding

Nobody but royalty in or out

[mental marsh]

I literally am only working with public contracts

@west path yo I'm lagging rn

I can read your dms tho

[vital latch]

How badly injured?

[hollow wasp]

@mental marsh do u not accept my deal?

[frosty drum]

@cerulean siren imma accept the job

[floral trout]

lol ok, dont do anything stupid

[cerulean siren]

Quickly, all non-nobles are kicked out and 100 guys guard the doors

[hollow wasp]

Do we have the assassin?

[cerulean siren]

The assasin is in our custody

[hollow wasp]

Take him out back (dms) for questioning

[vital latch]

Attempt to use any medical knowledge I have to think of a way to maybe help the prince. I likely have very little; but anything helps maybe.

[cerulean siren]

It seems that he was sliced on the neck, before An rí fhaisteneach came to save him

[vital latch]

He'll be fine then, hopefully

[cerulean siren]

Unfortunately, the prince is out of your reach and you are stuck outside the wedding

[vital latch]

actually he might not be that's a pretty bad injury

[hollow wasp]

Let in cosmic and trained healers

[vital latch]

oh, lets just go try getting some new deals then

pray for the poor prince

[west path]

can i assist the guards in keeping people out

so the healers can do their job

[hollow wasp]

If u want, u cant go inside tho

[frosty drum]

@cerulean siren

[vital latch]

@cerulean siren Use knowledge from my travels to try figuring out a way to heal the prince. Again, I'm not very confident because my training is in singing and songwriting... but maybe I can help somehow

[west path]

governors arent nobles?

ghuh

i literally have family ties to greater rei nobility

[hollow wasp]

Idk but trying to keep security extra tight, u gotta be in front watching things

[cerulean siren]

You attempt to apply a bandage to the Prince's Neck

the bleeding get worse

[cerulean siren]

your allowed in

[vital latch]

Try to get one of the healers to help 😭

[hollow wasp]

Usher in any healers nearby (under guard)

[vital latch]

(We might be cooked)

[hollow wasp]

@vital latch bro how bad are u at medicine

[vital latch]

Until a real healer arrives try to just cover the bleeding however I can

[west path]

hes a traveler cut him some slack

🙏😭

[vital latch]

I'm a singer/songwriter that just wants to help

If I'm more of a hinderence I can leave

[frosty drum]

@west path @vital latch @hollow wasp What do yall think of Skillerz escaping

[vital latch]

my deepest prayers sit with the prince though

[hollow wasp]

Bad for business

[west path]

what?

who are you

idk

[hollow wasp]

U can chill there but like don’t accidentally kill the prince

[cerulean siren]

The Prince begins to enter a spazz

Blood is flying everywhere

[hollow wasp]

Get healers in there now

[cerulean siren]

The Doctors are trying their best to patch him up

[hollow wasp]

Tell them to assume poison

[cerulean siren]

"Is he drowing.. in his own blood..."

[frosty drum]

@cerulean siren how many shillings do i got now

[vital latch]

that isn't great

[hollow wasp]

Clear the airway ASAP

[vital latch]

I don't know what to do about this

[mental marsh]

Nvm that

Turns out

[hollow wasp]

Get healers

[vital latch]

@cerulean siren Run outside and use my status to try finding healers!

[hollow wasp]

@mental marsh will u accept my deal

[mental marsh]

After

[hollow wasp]

K

[cerulean siren]

its too late....

[hollow wasp]

Sheet

[cerulean siren]

The Prince Is Dead.

[hollow wasp]

Sheeeeettttttt

Sheeeeeeeeeee3eeetttttttttttt

That’s bad

[vital latch]

Immediately offer my deepest condolences to the royal family. May he rest in peace 💔

[spring bison]

@cerulean siren what did I iss

miss

[cerulean siren]

At the sametime, The Prince younger sister is officially married to Prince Jarred of Lornora

[frosty drum]

https://tenor.com/view/riddler-paul-dano-new-rockstars-thumbnail-does-he-know-he-doesnt-know-gif-27552850

[hollow wasp]

@cerulean siren detain every non noble at the wedding party, anyone from flint is under extreme scrutiny

[cerulean siren]

The 2nd in line just died

[mental marsh]

@cerulean siren game name is Pablo de Pirate btw

[frank latch]

https://tenor.com/view/nasa-nasa-gifs-international-space-station-international-space-gif-9369110

[vital latch]

@cerulean siren Write a song about the horrors of the assassination, mainly to discourage future acts of violence akin to it.

[spring bison]

thats all?

[frosty drum]

I escaped prison

[hollow wasp]

Where are u

[frosty drum]

I don't even know

[hollow wasp]

What’s ur profession and why were u in jail

[frosty drum]

Author/Abolitionist

[vital latch]

@cerulean siren Also if possible, I would like to preform at the princes funeral for no cost. An act of respect.

[hollow wasp]

Not skibidi

[spring bison]

stinky

bro is not lincoln

[mental marsh]

Sup

[cerulean siren]

• Pirates are attacking Donnix
• Prince Just Died
• Princess Just got married
• Purple Nation got invaded

[mental marsh]

Fr

[spring bison]

okay so nothing I care about

[hollow wasp]

@spring bison what are u btw

[frosty drum]

@cerulean siren

[vital latch]

iirc he's the governer of east flint

[hollow wasp]

@spring bison is this true

[cerulean siren]

Enough to buy a Map

You are in the Republic of Tomi

[mental marsh]

@cerulean siren how many ships do I have

[spring bison]

@cerulean siren begin buying out low productivity farms and plantations and assigning them to more competent people also begin a initiative to centralize the farming sector

[frosty drum]

Does it have slavery

[hollow wasp]

Do u live in flint

[cerulean siren]

yes

[vital latch]

@cerulean siren Welp, we've traveled east how about we travel west this time? Try to gain some understanding of western culture and write some songs about it.

[cerulean siren]

1

[hollow wasp]

@cerulean siren roughly what’s a shilling worth

[frosty drum]

How much

[mental marsh]

Dam

[mental marsh]

Is it a good ship?

[cerulean siren]

around 5%

[mental marsh]

And do I have a crew?

[cerulean siren]

Its one damm good ship

[cerulean siren]

very loyal crew

[mental marsh]

YEAH

[frosty drum]

Do I have my Journal

[mental marsh]

Cool

[hollow wasp]

@cerulean siren what’s a shilling worth?

[mental marsh]

Alright while we're doing nothing

[hollow wasp]

For a frame of reference

[frosty drum]

1000000 V bucks

[mental marsh]

Single songs and clean ship

[cerulean siren]

10 usd (Subject to change)

[hollow wasp]

🤯

@vital latch I have a job for you, interested