🎲game-room

[west path]

is this genome powerful?

the rats are dead!

also demons aren't considered humanoids

[hollow garden]

This looks pretty strong

[fair meteor]

can some1 buy me wordlbox 💔

[prime compass]

The BFJP will not be stopped.

We will take all necessary steps to transform Wehlen into a superpower!

Yollak Bluderat!

[hardy edge]

Whos winning

[quick idol]

Death won

The chat is dead

[hollow wasp]

A little

[prime compass]

Not Ricter

[west path]

it got wiped out by a fucking boat

i have now nuked the capital of the nation that murdered it

[frank latch]

The Alten League

[west path]

@noble cradle which side of the wall would you inhabit

[quick idol]

I would live on the wall

[west path]

how would you eat

[quick idol]

Eat a piece of the wall

[frank latch]

@west path He knows the pro strat

[west path]

WHY DID YOU LEAK

[west path]

smart

[frank latch]

my bad

[rotund hill]

@low agate @hollow garden when MW?

[burnt wren]

Never 👽👽👽

[west path]

noo the scorpions are exterminating my abominations

[hollow garden]

Soon

[rotund hill]

When Though

[prime compass]

Kelna

Klezna

[hollow garden]

Yes

Da

[hollow garden]

Not sure rn

[prime compass]

When is session..

I need to know

What has happened

To a popular politician

[hollow garden]

This is for next session

Something big will happen in Wehlen

[prime compass]

Can I know a bit about it..

[prime compass]

Klez is it in relation to the WBN..

[frank latch]

@wild mason Do you remember the name of these guys?
I forgot

[spring bison]

Bludia

[prime compass]

Bergia Special Zone

[hollow garden]

You are a Bludish person LeBron

It's evident on your face

[prime compass]

OR DAX QUERNA!!

[frank latch]

Bowistan: (NPC Nation)
The Ykursk Confederation

[prime compass]

HAIL RUMBURGIA

[frank latch]

what's this supposed to mean

[prime compass]

We hate bluds

[spring bison]

why did kleznamish say this

[hollow garden]

Bluds have big noses

And small eyelids

[prime compass]

Repli

[frank latch]

Bowistan: (NPC Nation)
The Republic of Kipae

[hollow garden]

Were you inspired by Halo mw

[frank latch]

Bowistan: (NPC Nation)
The Bdarri Khanate

[hollow garden]

There is a nation in it called Kipia

[frank latch]

wdym?

[frank latch]

oh

uhh

no

I never even knew there was a Halo MW

[hollow garden]

Can you show them zoomed out

[hollow garden]

I lied

There is no nation in halo mw called Kipia

[hollow garden]

When are you joining fr

[frank latch]

They sit between Oil and Fakher ☠️

[prime compass]

@hollow garden kleznam

[hollow garden]

Yeah they are doomed

[hollow garden]

You want to mod abuse me

Do it

Show your inner chama

Conquer fear itself belemin

[prime compass]

You are under arrest for Anti-Wehlen activity.

You will have a trial lasting 5 minutes

Before you are shot

Yollak Bluderat

[spring bison]

no btw

fakher will implode into civil war

[hollow garden]

Officer I swear I didn't beat the blud with a belt

I was only using the cane

[prime compass]

You were part of Smolak's Regime buddy

We are cracking down on all former officials who committed war crimes against the bluds

You are next...

[hollow garden]

I had no choice

He was blackmailing me

"if you don't kill this blud I will kill your wife"

[prime compass]

shoots you 54 times lol

[frank latch]

https://tenor.com/view/28stab-wounds-criminal-killer-interrogate-gif-17937824

[prime compass]

It was the bluds

[frank latch]

good

they get their justice

[prime compass]

They will have to taste the full might of the Sordish Armed Forces.

[frank latch]

SAF

more like
SAD

[prime compass]

Sad being=blud

[marsh lance]

https://tenor.com/view/razorback-hog-pig-riding-wild-pig-running-gif-17002611

[hollow garden]

Does someone want to play chess

[hollow garden]

This is haram pat

[frank latch]

sure

[marsh lance]

He is not eating the hog

They are friends

[hollow bobcat]

Hello Pat

[frank latch]

@marsh lance pat
wanna play ches?

[spring bison]

why is netflix showing gambling site ads

[floral trout]

Thank youuuu

[hollow garden]

Be careful pat

Bow is a locked in chess player

He beats me everytime

[hollow garden]

Average Netflix

[cerulean siren]

Hu

[hollow wasp]

Silly moment

[vital latch]

,roll 20 beat the allegations

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 8

[vital latch]

,roll 20 reinforce the allegations

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 8

[vital latch]

equibrium

[hollow wasp]

,roll 20 the allegations leak into the press and public opinion turns against cosmic

[haughty inlet]

uglyladdie

:game_die: You rolled 15

[hollow wasp]

So cooked

[vital latch]

,roll 20 eat the press

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 4

[vital latch]

,roll 20 reroll

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 8

[hollow wasp]

Absolute failure

[vital latch]

https://tenor.com/view/kirby-kirby-forgotten-land-kirby-and-the-forgotten-land-mouthful-mode-car-mouth-gif-25308990

[hollow wasp]

The people know cosmic

[vital latch]

I accidently entered mouthful mode instead

[hollow wasp]

Cosmic the people know

,roll 20 cosmic loses his job at the prestigious tech firm pear

[haughty inlet]

uglyladdie

:game_die: You rolled 7

[hollow wasp]

,roll 20 reroll

[haughty inlet]

uglyladdie

:game_die: You rolled 8

[prime compass]

,roll 20 Tim cheese dies

[haughty inlet]

belemin_

:game_die: You rolled 15

[vital latch]

,roll 20 I eat the state

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 5

[vital latch]

,roll 20 reroll!

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 15

[vital latch]

I win

[frosty drum]

@vital latch amogus

[vital latch]

,roll 20 eat

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 17

[frosty drum]

,roll 100

[haughty inlet]

skillerzthegamer

:game_die: You rolled 65

[hollow wasp]

,roll 20 steal cosmic

[haughty inlet]

uglyladdie

:game_die: You rolled 5

[vital latch]

,roll 20 eat the steal

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 13

[vital latch]

https://tenor.com/view/kirby-suck-kirby-vacuum-cute-nintendo-gif-16544038

[hollow wasp]

,roll 20 pull out cosmic’s teeth so he can’t eat my moves

[haughty inlet]

uglyladdie

:game_die: You rolled 15

[balmy epoch]

CONFIRMED: the hosting of mega mw will coincide with the release of the elder scrolls 6

[frank latch]

Ches?

[elder arch]

can’t wait! it’s really being hosted soon!

[burnt wren]

@frosty drum
@low agate
@alpine raft
@rotund hill
@hollow garden
Who's hosting today?
Me or halo?!

[low agate]

I'm busy

[burnt wren]

Okay

[wild mason]

Did he really do that

[cerulean siren]

I will.

[burnt wren]

Noooooooo

Oh what you're not klez

Okay host the mw

[burnt wren]

What's the mw?

[cerulean siren]

Internal MW 2

"Genisaya"

[burnt wren]

Yey
Is there pre made nations or I have to make my own?

[cerulean siren]

Everyone plays as a person in 1 nation

[burnt wren]

Bruh

Hoooooow

Hooow is that even possible

[cerulean siren]

Well you can be anything in the nation

Some are writers, politicians, musicians

Others are Generals and Governors

[burnt wren]

Oh it's suzerain mw

[burnt wren]

Can I just start a revelation and fight with everyone in the nation?

[cerulean siren]

What how

Im not familiar with suzerian other then its made by klez

[cerulean siren]

Yeah you could be a rebel

[burnt wren]

Hehehehe time to overthrow the government

@cerulean siren when will u host?

@low agate are u free now?

[low agate]

No

[cerulean siren]

30 give or take

[mental marsh]

Sup

[mental marsh]

Yo your into mw right

[cerulean siren]

Internal yea

[mental marsh]

Wana join mine?

It's a civil war thingy

#1357080347996721222

[mental marsh]

If you wait bit until tomorrow the Italian states get added

So new packable states

[novel jay]

@cerulean siren @balmy epoch @frosty drum @prisma flame
Session 10

[mental marsh]

Cool

[mental marsh]

Can I join?

[novel jay]

@west path @quick idol @spring bison @tiny marsh

[novel jay]

Sure

[mental marsh]

Alright in chilly?

[quick idol]

what was i last doing

[mental marsh]

Philly

[quick idol]

I forgot

[mental marsh]

Mb auto correct

[novel jay]

Yes; what colonizer?

[mental marsh]

Albanian

[novel jay]

Building stuff

[mental marsh]

I got lore if you want

What year is it?

[novel jay]

You can choose between Portugal, the Dutch, England, France, Scotland, Sweden, Spain, and Denmark

[mental marsh]

Ok hear me out

[novel jay]

1600

[mental marsh]

The Albanians arrived on a stolen ship

And migrate to philly

?

[mental marsh]

Spain if I can't pick the Albanian thingy

[novel jay]

@vital latch @hollow garden

[novel jay]

Wait, let me look about their limitations

[vital latch]

Whats popping

[mental marsh]

They traveled to escape the ottomans

[vital latch]

@novel jay Status? Actions may be infrequent btw working on a mw

[mental marsh]

You died in the Albanian mw

[vital latch]

RIP

[mental marsh]

Jk

[mental marsh]

I mean you can just say your actions and ping me

[novel jay]

You are currently under naval raids from the Spanish, and the other colony is dying out

[mental marsh]

If you don't want to play

Just tell me

[novel jay]

@visual plover almost forgot

[vital latch]

lmk what the status of my region is then I'll start saying some stuff (I usually focus more on economical yaps)

[mental marsh]

Rich

[novel jay]

(We do need an English player)

[mental marsh]

Fine I'll be english

[mental marsh]

You are one of the best cities

In the region

[vital latch]

In order to prevent raids build a tower and place a cannon on the tower, put it near our coastline. Attempt to fire on the ships trying to raid us using the cannon in order to persuade them to leave us alone!

[mental marsh]

Btw I also got one

[novel jay]

?

[vital latch]

Alright

[mental marsh]

A mw

[novel jay]

I know

[mental marsh]

It's less popular and less relastic tho

[mental marsh]

Ok so is this one like super realistic or

[novel jay]

The main attacks are on the way back to England; your supplies get attacked by Spanish privateers

[novel jay]

Half and half

[vital latch]

Do we... still have enough food?

[novel jay]

https://tenor.com/view/principal-skinner-no-seymour-skinner-the-simpsons-hesitant-gif-15806752

[mental marsh]

@novel jay alright what's my status

[novel jay]

Let me set it up

[mental marsh]

Ok

[cerulean siren]

Around 9% of the Empire is slaves

[west path]

twovo was about to host i think

[cerulean siren]

He can go imma do luandry

[novel jay]

You begin with 200 colonists, starting on the Delaware river; you are close to the halfway abandoned Swedish colony at the mouth of Delaware Bay; the natives took notice of the camp

[novel jay]

Fuck

[novel jay]

@mental marsh

[mental marsh]

Me?

[novel jay]

Yes

[alpine raft]

@novel jay

im here

why did you think i left

[novel jay]

.

[mental marsh]

Alright start forming agricultural farms

[novel jay]

I don’t know

[mental marsh]

And small huts

[novel jay]

What would you like to plant?

[alpine raft]

@novel jay how is my weapon, cannon and ship manufacturing profits

[mental marsh]

Potato's and carrots

Try also apples

And wheat

[novel jay]

It’s the majority of your economy

[alpine raft]

are there more buyers?

[novel jay]

I mean, that works in basically any soils, so alright.

[alpine raft]

i need to expand my operation

[mental marsh]

Send a scout the the red area

And who that us

[alpine raft]

but there is just no more supply

[novel jay]

Your supply is starting to go much over demand

[novel jay]

Yes…

[alpine raft]

exactly

[mental marsh]

Who's it?

[novel jay]

Also @quick idol did you have a stroke or smth

[novel jay]

Huh?????

[mental marsh]

Mb I'm tired

[mental marsh]

Who the north red dude

[alpine raft]

@mental marsh you want copious ammounts of weaponry?

[novel jay]

You are the red

[quick idol]

State of my colony rn?

[novel jay]

That’s you

[novel jay]

You are recovering nicely from the Smallpox outbreak; the natives are beginning to fight eachother using your weapons

[mental marsh]

Ohh scout and who's the green dude

Gn

Gtg

[novel jay]

That’s the Swedish

[mental marsh]

Ping the user

[novel jay]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-staring-at-camera-fr-gif-25565981

[novel jay]

They left

[alpine raft]

@novel jay Who can i sell weapons to that im not selling to yet

[mental marsh]

Cool so ai?

[novel jay]

Basically abandoned

[quick idol]

what if i sold some sides more weapons so they win 💯

[novel jay]

You are selling to everyone possible

[mental marsh]

Cool make spears and go search it

[quick idol]

When does he run out of supply

[mental marsh]

Try to find stuff

That I can use

[alpine raft]

How the fuck am i out supplying the world

[mental marsh]

Where are you

Cuz I'm poor af

[alpine raft]

texas

[novel jay]

In the area; the golden age of piracy hasn’t started, and the gulf doesn’t have many people

[alpine raft]

The second it starts

[mental marsh]

Yeah I'm poor af

So nah

[alpine raft]

the pirates are becoming a world class army

[novel jay]

You might have to wait 50 years

[mental marsh]

@novel jay go search the ruins

[novel jay]

They took everything and moved to Boston

[alpine raft]

can i trigger the golden age of piracy earlier?

[novel jay]

There are still some stragglers there; they shoot the scouts away

[mental marsh]

Take scrap wood then

[novel jay]

There isn’t much to plunder

[alpine raft]

thats sad

[mental marsh]

@alpine raft NAP ❤️

[novel jay]

This is the 1600’s, you don’t need spears

[alpine raft]

@novel jay what about africa no wars that need supplying?

[mental marsh]

Ain't I poor?

[alpine raft]

where are you?

[novel jay]

The trade to Africa is not very set up

[mental marsh]

Philly

[novel jay]

You brought a handful of guns, and some supplies

[mental marsh]

Ohhh cool

[alpine raft]

way too far

[mental marsh]

Start choping trees and building houses

Yk start a proper village

[novel jay]

You make some cabins on a dirt path

[alpine raft]

can i start selling guns to them tho?

[mental marsh]

Good start

Make a town hall

[novel jay]

If you can set up a trade, yes

[alpine raft]

attempt to set it up

[novel jay]

You make a wooden church, which you hold meetings in

[mental marsh]

Can I be Muslim?

[novel jay]

You have ships, so I would reckon you could get some trade going

[alpine raft]

do it

[novel jay]

You are English

[mental marsh]

Yeah but can i?

[alpine raft]

@novel jay there is no one selling guns to the africans so they should be willing to pay for some

[mental marsh]

Idk someone on ship converted everyone

[novel jay]

You brought over English Protestants

Puritans, at that

[mental marsh]

It's just easier to play

[novel jay]

How

Well, you can try to convert them to Islam

But it’s going to be a huge uphill battle

[mental marsh]

Try

[novel jay]

,roll 100

[haughty inlet]

petergriffin9675

:game_die: You rolled 27

[mental marsh]

Don't I have to roll?

[novel jay]

(Unless you got more than a 95, it’s not going to happen)

These people have probably never even met a Muslim

They were all raised Christian

[mental marsh]

Alright just bring 10 qurans

[burnt wren]

Tf is going on?

[novel jay]

And they do witch trials, trying to convert them to Islam isn’t going to work

[mental marsh]

And have like 5 Muslims

[novel jay]

There are none

[mental marsh]

If I roll higher then 30?

Can I have 5 muslims

[novel jay]

There are literally no Muslims in England

[burnt wren]

Bros trying to convert other in mw 😭😭😭

[mental marsh]

Ok ok

[novel jay]

He’s trying to convert witch-burning English puritans to Islam

[burnt wren]

Bruh

[novel jay]

It’s definitely not going to work

[mental marsh]

Maybe if they just read the book?

[burnt wren]

@low agate bro...

[novel jay]

Just, no

[mental marsh]

Yeah ok

[novel jay]

They can’t even read

[mental marsh]

Ima stop

[alpine raft]

@novel jay is africa buying well?

[mental marsh]

Oh yeah make a small house and call it a school

[reef charm]

What’s the fastest reproduction I need my chickens to be stronger than these white mages

[burnt wren]

Just host already

[low agate]

No

I'm playing elden ring

[novel jay]

They are buying a good amount, but the cost of the ships does chip away a bit at profits

[mental marsh]

Gn

[burnt wren]

Fuck u

[frosty drum]

@novel jay How am I doing

[low agate]

Fuck you

[novel jay]

(Join the mapwar)

[alpine raft]

use my shipbuilding facilities to make ships for my own fleet to sell them weapons more

sell cannons and ships to them too

[novel jay]

With a more consolidated Swedish state, many religious minorities, like Catholics, are ready to pack their bags

[reef charm]

Are you a save Europe guy?

[novel jay]

Huh?

[reef charm]

It’s a group of racist that think Europe is only for whites

[novel jay]

This is a mapwar

[alpine raft]

its an mw set in 1600

[novel jay]

I’m not even European

[alpine raft]

yeah you are american right

[novel jay]

Yes

[novel jay]

@frosty drum

[alpine raft]

@novel jay are my weapons being sold out?

[vital latch]

@novel jay Attempt to build a mine in order to get more stones and metals.

Btw status of the other english colony? How big is my population

[cerulean siren]

Hi

[novel jay]

Still not

You have so many

[alpine raft]

would any european nation want them?

[frosty drum]

@novel jay to us?

[novel jay]

Honey Bee’s colony is starving, has smallpox, all the crops died, and Jimmy Carter came down from the sky to steal their gold

[novel jay]

~300

[novel jay]

I would reckon

[novel jay]

They have more than enough

[alpine raft]

any south american nation want them?

[frosty drum]

Let's send ships to the mainland now for an opportunity to have a better life

[vital latch]

[novel jay]

South America is pretty empty, except for the Caribbean, which you are already selling to

[vital latch]

Jimmy Carter?!?!?!

[alpine raft]

i am selling to every fucking nation i can

and its not enough

[vital latch]

@novel jay Anyways, attempt to set up a local government. We make some guy named "Notastupid Idoiat" our mayor (Is this too silly)

[novel jay]

https://tenor.com/view/jimmy-carter-president-carter-carter-gif-16271386811124661325

[alpine raft]

@novel jay can i increase sales to the african nations

[frosty drum]

@novel jay

[novel jay]

Mr. Idoiat is given the rights to the Virginia Company charter

[novel jay]

You can pick up about 200

But they are not very rich

[burnt wren]

Who's running mw?

[novel jay]

Right here

[frosty drum]

Alr
Send 50 to the smaller colony
And 150 to the main one

[novel jay]

You are selling to your capability (this is all you’ve done for 4 sessions)

[vital latch]

Mr. Idoiat first signs on that we need to encourage more people to come here, in order to do this we start building nicer houses and nicer roads; basically try to make the place more desirable.

[alpine raft]

wym

[novel jay]

You are poor

[novel jay]

What’s the smaller one again

[vital latch]

Chop down some trees first then to make us have more wood

we're going to be mostly making this up by ourselves since...

[burnt wren]

Gimme me a map

[vital latch]

yeah

[alpine raft]

you want guns?

[vital latch]

I don't think I have the $ to buy guns

[alpine raft]

im a weapons dealer

[novel jay]

Hello

[burnt wren]

Gimme a map

[novel jay]

And you are running out of buyers; your profits are good, but you can’t expand more

[alpine raft]

north america africa south america europe

[alpine raft]

can i reach asia?

[novel jay]

No

[alpine raft]

then i gotta diversify

[steep merlin]

Someone broke into my house last night and stole my limbo trophy. How low can you go?

[novel jay]

@burnt wren

[hollow wasp]

@novel jay which mw is this?

Oh COA

nvm

[novel jay]

Yes

[burnt wren]

Oh
The map of America
Okay spawn in Florida

[alpine raft]

@novel jay is the armour market big nowadays?

[novel jay]

Which colonizer?

[burnt wren]

Ehhhh

[hollow wasp]

@novel jay expand the colonies!

[novel jay]

You can choose between Portugal, the Dutch, England, France, Scotland, Sweden, Spain, and Denmark

[burnt wren]

SCOTLAND FOREVER

[alpine raft]

bro, i have been making so many guns i literally cant find buyers

im selling to africa

and caribbean

everyone i can

and the supply is still too much

[novel jay]

@hollow wasp The swamp people have begun to evolve into Florida Men

[hollow wasp]

@hollow garden such a w

[novel jay]

Which way?

[novel jay]

They are now 3000% more likely to commit felonies

[novel jay]

Which area?

[hollow wasp]

Main one, north
Klez’s one west

[hollow wasp]

Yeah but the memes will be incredible

[alpine raft]

@hollow wasp you want guns to defend against them?

i got a fuckton of guns i need to sell

[hollow wasp]

They are me

I possess the Floridians

[alpine raft]

you want guns to arm them?

[novel jay]

West of Klez’s is the thickest part of the Everglades

[hollow wasp]

Fuck yeah

[alpine raft]

yes

[hollow wasp]

Uhh east then

[alpine raft]

@novel jay sell copious ammounts of guns to helado

[novel jay]

You are east

[hollow wasp]

@novel jay btw buy guns from nekrop

[novel jay]

300

[alpine raft]

yes

[hollow wasp]

Then north, the florida men go inland

[novel jay]

@burnt wren which area of Florida

[prime compass]

Hi.

@novel jay Update on jamestown pls

[novel jay]

Wait, you are Jamestown?

[prime compass]

Im the english in jamestown

[hollow wasp]

Where that

[prime compass]

Idk virginia

[novel jay]

@prime compass So, basically the same as before

[alpine raft]

@

@novel jay

[hollow wasp]

I pity u

[alpine raft]

how big is the armour market

[novel jay]

Quickly declining

[prime compass]

Ough

[hollow wasp]

@novel jay what’s the general state of my two colonies?

[prime compass]

Brb

[hollow wasp]

Nonexistent if I had to guess

[novel jay]

That was how it was last time

[alpine raft]

what are growing markets?

[prime compass]

Tobacco

[quick idol]

back

[prime compass]

Ok bye

[hollow wasp]

Hi furcan

[quick idol]

@novel jay expand the colony on that peninsula in wisconsin

[novel jay]

Markets aren’t really a thing, but cash crops are good

[novel jay]

You have upset every Michigander in existence

[quick idol]

Like 2 people live there bro

and another 3 people know its name

[novel jay]

The main one is doing pretty good, but the southern one isn’t doing much

[alpine raft]

plant tobacco and cotton

[quick idol]

Why does america have so many states in which like 5 people live in

[hollow wasp]

I’d like to start a sugar plantation

Cane sugar btw

In the southern one

[novel jay]

The southern one doesn’t have good soil

[frosty drum]

@novel jay blumis old colony

[novel jay]

Alright

[hollow wasp]

Then build a dock and make it a fishing town

The fishing industry for the win

Ok gonna go cya guys

https://tenor.com/view/sleepy-cat-sandwitch-gif-16291262787748477576

Gn

[alpine raft]

@novel jay how is my tobacco and cotton doing

[novel jay]

It’s not a large industry

[novel jay]

@wraith quarry dies for the 7th time

[alpine raft]

can i sell it to africa too

piggyback off my gun trade

[novel jay]

They are not the main consumers

[alpine raft]

europe is ik

[novel jay]

@burnt wren so, where did you want the Scottish colony?

[frosty drum]

@novel jay am I able to send a ship to the west coast for no reason

[frank latch]

I FOUND IT

IT IS REAL

THE ORION CAPITAL

[burnt wren]

Yes
Imma join next time I forgot I was school tomorrow

[alpine raft]

@novel jay Begin buying slaves but freeing them after 2 years of service

[frosty drum]

@novel jay lets assign ti new people to building new building
Farming
And Fishing

[frank latch]

WHOA

[novel jay]

Can you give a location though?

[wraith quarry]

nope

[prime compass]

O K

[wraith quarry]

i kill fishermen

[frank latch]

@novel jay what is this

[novel jay]

COA

[prime compass]

Ok

[frank latch]

The Scottish Colony

[frank latch]

??

why did Peter die

[novel jay]

?

[frank latch]

what is this

[prime compass]

@novel jay
Request emergency food supplies and establish trade with tribes
Isolate sick people and burn all contaminated objects
Start planting fast crops like beans and squash
Dig proper latrines away from water and assign sanitation duties

[frank latch]

and away he goes again

[novel jay]

Someone new joined

[frank latch]

Scotland?

[novel jay]

Yes

[prime compass]

SCOTLANDDDDD

[frank latch]

...

[prime compass]

Ok pls action

[frank latch]

I feel like should have to agree to that

[novel jay]

The food starts being imported from Europe; this will require you to either set aside money, or get loans

[novel jay]

It’s in Florida

[prime compass]

Loans

[frank latch]

that really shouldn't matter...

[frosty drum]

@novel jay

[novel jay]

You can get loans from Dutch banks

[novel jay]

He’s seperate

[novel jay]

No

[prime compass]

What about investors...
Sure!

[novel jay]

So, what will you do?

[alpine raft]

@novel jay how much money do i jave

[novel jay]

A lot

[alpine raft]

How many slaves on that 2 year thing can i buy

(free them after 2 years of work)

[novel jay]

Hundreds, but you do need profits to get to your shareholders

[alpine raft]

I have shareholders?

ok

@novel jay can i do buybacks?

like buy myself to be free from shareholders?

[novel jay]

Yes

[alpine raft]

do it

that will increase the profits i have for myself

@novel jay Am i free from shareholders now?

[novel jay]

Yes, but your budget is cut

[alpine raft]

i make enough money to take care of that

[spring bison]

why is orion germany

we must invade orion immediately

[cerulean siren]

@novel jay when could i host btw?

[spring bison]

do I also btw

[spring bison]

right now

[novel jay]

Now, I guess

[novel jay]

No

[wraith quarry]

our language is
German/French/English

[novel jay]

@cerulean siren feel free; which mw?

[wraith quarry]

esque

[spring bison]

choose a single disability

[alpine raft]

@novel jay now that i dont need to send profits to shareholders

am i making more money even?

[wraith quarry]

extra chromosome

[cerulean siren]

geninisaya

[novel jay]

Can I join?

[alpine raft]

session ended

[spring bison]

why did fish say this

[novel jay]

Yes, but we can continue that sometime else

@cerulean siren gimme the map

[alpine raft]

ok

[prime compass]

Lübenick

[spring bison]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-house-house-md-cursed-the-curse-cursed-images-gif-9514785705741002263

[novel jay]

@cerulean siren ??

[cerulean siren]

The Rei Times - Janurary 1st 1471
NEWS:

• Unease Increases as Perlos Border becomes more militarized
• the Royal Wedding between Princess Olive of Geninisaya and Prince Jarred o f Lornora set for March 17th of 1471
• Notable Pushback occurs on the matter of Abolishing Slavery, as a book buring happens in Sesica

[cerulean siren]

#1356974641201156277 message

[spring bison]

@cerulean siren are actions open now

[cerulean siren]

@hollow garden @frosty drum @quick idol @tiny wren @west path @vital latch@hollow wasp

[quick idol]

@cerulean siren

[cerulean siren]

yes

[quick idol]

Whats the situation in the capital rn

idk i went to sleep before the session ended

[vital latch]

I'm here!

[cerulean siren]

Aboltion movements getting shut down

Preperations for the Royal Wedding

[quick idol]

I mean we literally cant abolish slavery rn

so

[frosty drum]

@cerulean siren can't play rn

[west path]

CAN I FINALLY DO WARCRIMES

AVE EMPEROR

[cerulean siren]

in which the Emperor has asked for sum slight 150,000 for it

[quick idol]

for now we'll just continue with preparing for the royal wedding i guess

[spring bison]

what is this white region btw

[quick idol]

ok lol

[cerulean siren]

other nations

[quick idol]

give him the money

[cerulean siren]

Current Politcal Map

[spring bison]

when are we just conquering those

[cerulean siren]

ingonre the white i havent devloped that far yet

[vital latch]

@cerulean siren Alright. Status on the building I'm funding?

[spring bison]

mean these

[cerulean siren]

Looks like July it will be done

[quick idol]

we need to take over this fr

[cerulean siren]

We have a 5 year peace deal with Green expiring next year in June

[vital latch]

👍. In the meantime I would like to start doing research on the Flint peninsula

[quick idol]

Yall know what to do when it does

[cerulean siren]

all the others are fair game(if your ignore the pushback from the coin barons)

[cerulean siren]

will you like to vist?

[vital latch]

Sure!

[west path]

@cerulean siren has Mr. Cosmicus arrived at Flaxport

[vital latch]

Go to flaxport

[quick idol]

@cerulean siren what are the current issues in the capital (well, other than slavery)

[cerulean siren]

around 10 days estimated on his travels

[cerulean siren]

The wealth disparity is growing

[west path]

wait slavery is legal?

[quick idol]

yes

[vital latch]

not in the capital anymore

[west path]

@cerulean siren can I use my boats to begin plundering the flint coast for slaves

[vital latch]

everywhere else though yeah

[quick idol]

cant abolish it cuz the emperor is in favor of it

[cerulean siren]

the nation has around 9% of itls population in slaves

[quick idol]

its legal again

[west path]

the slave trade is real

its extremely profitable

[quick idol]

blame the emperor bro

[west path]

how is this a negative we can get stupid rich

[vital latch]

WAIT WHAT

lol

[quick idol]

Its been for a while

[vital latch]

@cerulean siren Have I arrived?

[cerulean siren]

yes

[cerulean siren]

yes but this may trigger a war and ruin relations with the emperor

[vital latch]

Go around the capital in the search for greater information on the peninsula. I believe that it is a good oppurtunity to find some more wealth.

[west path]

chrew

[vital latch]

@cerulean siren While looking around the regions capital, look at the whatever the capital building is and draw a little picture of it, curious as to the design choices.

(I don't know where I'm going with this)

[novel jay]

@cerulean siren do I join here?

[vital latch]

I'm here, idk how to force interaction between us though in a way that isn't off

[cerulean siren]

Just drop your backstory and lmk if your a great person or governor

[vital latch]

ong reach out 🔥

@cerulean siren Take a solid taste of the local cuisine, while doing this write a song about the region.

[spring bison]

@cerulean siren create an initiative to fund experienced craftsmen and artisans to create luxury items giving them equipment and stuff. we will compensate them and use the objects in my court or just sell them to nearby regions (that pay the most for it)

[vital latch]

@cerulean siren Assuming that DMs are canon in some respects, now is the time to take out an understanding from a letter from @west path. Attempt to organise a meeting!

[cerulean siren]

Information Found:

• Notable Families of the Flax, Grey, and Euns run 35% of all Commerce
• An Old Myth on how Geninites and Flintians are actually brothers
• Rumors of Gold and Vast Riches in the Mountains of Hiland in Central Flint

[quick idol]

We should get that gold fr

[vital latch]

Focus a verse on the rumours of the gold.

[cerulean siren]

You will have a meeting with the Governor Soon

[quick idol]

wtf are you doing

😭

[west path]

I shall accept this meeting request

🐖

[quick idol]

alpha if you gave him 5 dollars to nuke the entire world 10 times

[west path]

getting money..?

[west path]

not enough

[vital latch]

Alright... [insert arrangements here]

[quick idol]

When is the emperor firing this guy

[quick idol]

starting a war is NOT worth it

you're gonna lose more than get

[west path]

i'm not starting a war pal

doing something else

[vital latch]

he isn't starting a war

he's making some $$$

[quick idol]

#🎲game-room message

[west path]

notice how i didnt go through with it

[novel jay]

Great Person

Earl to the king; helped in the conquest of (insert most recent conquest) territory; won at one of the most famous victories of said war, and hauled home heaps of gold for his personal estate; owns a private bucellari, and is an advisor to the current king

[spring bison]

@cerulean siren begin sending equipment and funding expansion of new mines and stablishing infrastructure between them and the cities also send investments into the weaponsmithing guilds and commit to expanding the sector

[cerulean siren]

The Rei Times - January 20th 1471
BREAKING NEWS:
Perlos signs agreement to become a protectorate of Kadedina.

[west path]

satanic

[novel jay]

@cerulean siren are there any current revolts?

[spring bison]

why 👽

[cerulean siren]

The Perlos Border is were u are deployed

[spring bison]

they dont ever border eachother

[novel jay]

So are there?

[quick idol]

Which is who

[cerulean siren]

the one with the P is Perlos, the one with K is Kadedina

[quick idol]

They gotta invade the purple nation

[cerulean siren]

your gonna be shocked at what happens next 🤯

[spring bison]

why did dhar mann buy out twovo

[novel jay]

I’m not currently in service; I’m a private citizen now

[west path]

cause this is profitabl

[cerulean siren]

oh mybad

misread

[spring bison]

unpaid actors

[novel jay]

Are there any revolts?

[cerulean siren]

no

[novel jay]

What are the current domestic events?

[cerulean siren]

Wedding, the Abolition Question,

[cerulean siren]

The expansion increases mineral production slightly . Many weaponsmith gulids also expand due the the invesments

[vital latch]

@cerulean siren Have I arrived?

@quick idol Online?

[quick idol]

Yes

[cerulean siren]

The Rei Times - February 1st, 1471
NEWS:

• Prince Jarred begins tour of Greater Rei
• Kadedina supports the King Freb of Perlso's claim to the King of the Benkins(Ehtinc Group)
• For unknown reasons, a ship has sunked

[cerulean siren]

yes

[quick idol]

I sure wonder who sunk that ship

[frank latch]

@cerulean siren Terrorism

[cerulean siren]

@frank latch did

[quick idol]

@cerulean siren write a new law banning the name "BuilderOfWorldz" for sheep

[frank latch]

EVIL

[cerulean siren]

The law is enacted with much support

[vital latch]

@cerulean siren Buy a sheep and name it DestroyerOfWorldz, use it to advertise our hopefully soon opening auditorium.

[cerulean siren]

The ship was boared by Foreign Coin Baron "Henry Jark" and his family along with other Flint officials

[vital latch]

@tiny wren are you online

[spring bison]

begin sponsoring iron transportation from the mine to the weaponsmithers (ill supply iron to competent and profiting weaponsmithers)

[cerulean siren]

@spring bison while working in development for your university, a prominent engineer has requested funds for a "side project " of his

[spring bison]

elaborate

[cerulean siren]

Got sidetracked and wants money for a personal project

[spring bison]

elaborate!

[cerulean siren]

In what way

[spring bison]

what it is

🤯

[west path]

SATANISM

[cerulean siren]

🤫

[spring bison]

then no 👽

[cerulean siren]

He looks elsewhere

[spring bison]

dumbass 👽

[spring bison]

@cerulean siren btw

[fringe relic]

Is there any way to increase a kingdoms army manually?

[cerulean siren]

Yes

[spring bison]

can I potentially do a trade deal with other governorships regarding my luxury goods initiative and weapons

[cerulean siren]

The transportation of goods from the mine to the weaponsmiths has allowed for increased production, aswell as petty crime on the roads

[quick idol]

The rebrs are coming

Abandon the session!!!

[cerulean siren]

Yes

[spring bison]

create a protection initiative funding patrol teams to go around these sponsored caravans and begin mapping out the roads and the regions aswell as destroying any area nearby transportation routes that can be used for ambushes

[cerulean siren]

The patorls teams help out with saftey, but cists increases

[spring bison]

cists

[cerulean siren]

Costs*

[spring bison]

how are the trade deal negotiations going

[cerulean siren]

@west path a robbery has occured in your treasury

[west path]

ghuh

[west path]

can i hire some investigators

[cerulean siren]

Donnix is willing to buy

[cerulean siren]

Cheap or expensive

[spring bison]

anyone else?

[cerulean siren]

Fervai, and Sesica

[west path]

expensive obviously

i have a lot of money to burn

i think

[spring bison]

who is willing to pay the most

[cerulean siren]

Donnix

[cerulean siren]

Alright

[spring bison]

SELL

[novel jay]

@cerulean siren anything now?

[cerulean siren]

sorry left a lttle

but im nback now

[cerulean siren]

The investgators find that it was an inside job.

They cant identify who

but someone in your goverment

[cerulean siren]

any what?

[novel jay]

Revolts, or any opportunities

[cerulean siren]

The sales help boost the economy, and encourage for more production of weapons

[cerulean siren]

what would be an :opportunity"

[novel jay]

Something to keep up my reputation

[cerulean siren]

like violence?

[west path]

go through each and every one of the people in my government

im bout to kill these mfs

[novel jay]

Something war-related

[cerulean siren]

the Perlos Border situation right now is CRAZY

[novel jay]

Ask the king to reinstate me and give me a post

Also, what exactly is happening?

[cerulean siren]

To sum it up, about 3 years ago the empire went on a campaign to take over what is now Tealia. The Troops, lead by Prince Raymond have stayed in Tealia to stablize the area after the fall of the war. At the request of Governor Markius Nowar, the troops where sent to secure the border with Perlos and Galin as he had belifs of smuggling occurring on there. Following the deployment, Perlos has reniforce their border with us, and has become a protectorate of our Regional Rival Kadedina.

[novel jay]

But first… side quest

@cerulean siren what can I do to get some more cash?

[wraith quarry]

yummy snake skin! 😍

[floral trout]

Tasty

[wraith quarry]

yes

i built a wind vane using it

[floral trout]

Does it actually work?

[cerulean siren]

5 Main Suspects have been found:

• Simon, Your Financial Advisor
• Derrick, A Janitor at the Vault
• Henry, Port Manager
• Jack, your friend whos business just failed
• Garry, former Pirate turner polic commissioner

[wraith quarry]

sorta

[floral trout]

Thats kinda sick then

[west path]

are all of these replaceable

[wraith quarry]

i might classify as the neighborhood weird kid

[floral trout]

lol, it’s not weird if it works

[frank latch]

there's not much wind

so

not really

[cerulean siren]

Your best friend is not

The police commissioner has alot of talents

The Janitor yeah

[floral trout]

But if there was it would work, so in practice it’s awesome

[west path]

erm

can we investigate him

he had the least to lose

[rotund hill]

Anyone hosting?

[cerulean siren]

On the day before the robbery, his wife does not recall him at home

A few days after the robbery, a local noticed he bought an expensive ring

[frank latch]

Twovo is I think

[cerulean siren]

Me

[cerulean siren]

Riches of the east....

[spring bison]

wow

[west path]

yep im gonna uhhh

[spring bison]

I am back

[west path]

https://tenor.com/view/slice-execute-admiral-leader-admiral-general-aladeen-gif-21000868

[cerulean siren]

Do you want to interrogate or nah

[frank latch]

@west path Marching through Georgia

W or L?

[west path]

interrogate

!

[west path]

W

[cerulean siren]

"Its not me man, i wouldnt do you like that"

[west path]

"How'd you get the money, then."

"Let me be clear. One more fucking lie out of your mouth and you'll be wishing you were dead."

"And I don't do things in half measures, so you better start talking."

[cerulean siren]

"I went into some of my savings, not the best idea"

[vital latch]

@cerulean siren Return to the capital and check if the building has finished construction

[cerulean siren]

Construction is improving

Longest February ever

Oh my goodness

Session soft end

Ill finish qevies stuff

Then its done

[rotund hill]

@cerulean siren what can I do?

Any updates on my province?

[cerulean siren]

Crime has increased

[rotund hill]

Do we have Provincial Police?

[elder arch]

join my terraria world please

i need friends

[spring bison]

@cerulean siren any updates

[cerulean siren]

Yes but they are weak

[cerulean siren]

Noseshend

[spring bison]

what

[spring bison]

this was a bad time to host tbh

[west path]

https://bugbox.featureupvote.com/suggestions/627395/shattered-crown-seems-to-not-function-very-well shilling again

[uneven totem]

@frosty drum
@light axle
@clever lantern
@tiny wren
@heavy hornet
@vital latch
@hollow garden
GAME

[floral trout]

I wish😭

[hollow garden]

I wish

[gilded harbor]

I'ts april

[heavy hornet]

Liyng bastard

[languid shoal]

[sour ruin]

Update?

[marsh lance]

Jusr left prom chat

[light axle]

what game

[uneven totem]

Minecraft Map Wars

[hollow garden]

How was prom

You were prom king fr fr pat

[rotund hill]

@hollow garden I demand a Suzerain MW Session.

10k CC

How is it?

[hollow garden]

Labayk

[rotund hill]

What?

[marsh lance]

Hell naw 😭

[marsh lance]

It was awesome though

[hollow garden]

Ah I'm glad

You went with your girlfriend right?

[hollow garden]

It's true

[marsh lance]

I did indeed

[marsh lance]

I didnt even know who was prom king & queen

They were complete strangers to me

[hollow garden]

How is it chosen anyway

[marsh lance]

Through a google form 😭

[wild mason]

Couldn't that easily be rigged

[vital latch]

,roll 20 expand

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 9

[vital latch]

how was it

[marsh lance]

Big oil wanted to choose our prom monarchs

Big prom actually

Big prom is probably an industry ngl

The dress industry maybe

[marsh lance]

It was awesomee

[vital latch]

nice, awesome stuff is in fact very awesome 🔥

[elder arch]

99.9% of people don't exploit all avaliable opportunities to them before they get caught! Keep trying!

[wild mason]

AmazTING is the .1%

[elder arch]

accurate

[frosty drum]

@wild mason @elder arch hello!

[elder arch]

what is the bright mind role

oh its probably from the event

[frosty drum]

Yes

[elder arch]

when they are gonna do something different other than "team-based event #999"

like i'm not gonna say anything but with a 500 thousand member server they need to cook up something good

[wild mason]

They tried to do a map competition with an insanely short 1 week deadline and the winners seemed to be people who knew about it early

Truly amazing

And they weren't all posted at once so the older maps just ended up with more since they were first

[elder arch]

i mean

what if they changed up the formula entirely and made like something entirely different

i would suggest something like the roleplay channel but you can't really expect everyone here to be competent at that kinda stuff

[vital latch]

It's hard to make good events that aren't team based unfortunately

Reason being it's hard to work around having upwards of 100 people trying to interact at once when you have like 6 hosts max

[elder arch]

yeah true eventually you just gotta work in more larger scales when you have more people

[vital latch]

So the easy way out is to have four teams since then you kinda just have four people to deal with

[elder arch]

it's like kind of business management where you have different departments and stuff

[vital latch]

Suppose so

[frosty drum]

@vital latch hello°°°°°°°°

[vital latch]

hi skillerz

[elder arch]

skillerz why does your profile picture look like something out of a fever dream you'd see early in the morning

[vital latch]

how are you?

[vital latch]

would you be interested in joining?

[elder arch]

what?

i don't get it

[vital latch]

what art style is skillerz pfp drawn in

[elder arch]

Oh.

No thanks i'm good

[vital latch]

recruitment failure

[frosty drum]

@vital latch @elder arch Minecraft movie already made 110 million in box office

[elder arch]

I'd be surprised but Minecraft is the most sold video game ever so of course people would want to watch a movie of it, even if it's not really the best

[frosty drum]

Imagine a GTA show
Or Rdr2 show

[vital latch]

still below its budget

buttt

[frosty drum]

It's only been 1 day

[vital latch]

yeah

it's been two days

[elder arch]

Anything that's less popular than FNAF isn't getting a movie

[frosty drum]

Poppy playtime
Bendy
And Hello neighbor are getting a movie

[vital latch]

GTA is more popular then FNAF I think

idk about RDR though

[frosty drum]

@vital latch @elder arch this is actually true btw

[elder arch]

actually yeah true but FNAF had way more of a cultural impact in the mid 2010s

[vital latch]

bendy is the only of these three that has any potential

[frosty drum]

I can see poppy playtime

[vital latch]

I tried playing poppy playtime once

hate to say it...

it was horrible

💔

[frosty drum]

Which chapter

[vital latch]

chapter one, why would I pay for the future chapters if the first one is bad

[frosty drum]

Literally every other chapter is better

[vital latch]

also true

[vital latch]

would be expected, they were created later

but the introduction has to be good as well for an episodic game

[frosty drum]

3 and 4 were absolute peak

[vital latch]

that's how they are supposed to sell people on it

you make the first chapter good enough for people to want to buy the rest

[frosty drum]

@elder arch @vital latch imagine a Hello Neighbor movie

[vital latch]

it'd suck

hello neighbor is not an interesting ip

hello neighbor is like, the most uninteresting ip ever

[elder arch]

it's not gonna work

[frosty drum]

@vital latch @elder arch also do you know there was an actual slenderman film

[elder arch]

Terraria movie would honestly be good but it's a 2 dimensional game so i'm not sure how that would be converted into a movie

[frosty drum]

Jackblack as the guide 🔥

[vital latch]

nay

was it any good

[vital latch]

it could be good

[elder arch]

As long as it's not live-action

[frosty drum]

Idk
It made 50 million compared to a 28 million dollar budget

[vital latch]

ok ngl

a smash bros movie would go hard...

it wouldn't have a good story

but if it was animated well and took the subspace route

I'd lose my marbles over it

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@vital latch @elder arch Bendy film would actually look good as a live action show/film

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rip

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I think it'd to better as a CGI film ngl