🎲game-room

[alpine raft]

iterate to me something

are you saying total

or just that last battle

[west path]

@frank latch g&b?

[low agate]

@burnt wren I would like to build a sacred land around the area of the Shaqtus

[burnt wren]

Dude at total
You lost let's say 200 men
They lost 400 men and 70 captured

[alpine raft]

ok

so where the fuck did 150 of theirs go?

[frank latch]

shore

TPMC is dead

[low agate]

They skedaddled

[frank latch]

Orn's Server*

[alpine raft]

no

70 skedaddled

150 poofed

[burnt wren]

Mostly wounded or ran away

[low agate]

70 were captured

[frosty drum]

@burnt wren How my nation doing now?

[alpine raft]

ok

yeah my bad

[burnt wren]

Pretty good

[alpine raft]

so

[west path]

@alpine raft they genocided the fucking druids bro

[alpine raft]

@burnt wren interrogate the captured individually

[low agate]

@burnt wren continue the exploration of the mountains. Don't capture land unless I say, just explore for anything interesting

[alpine raft]

did you see this btw

[burnt wren]

What would u like to ask them

[low agate]

The only land I've said to claim is my island and that tower

[burnt wren]

Another cave

[alpine raft]

how many more men are left at their homeland

[low agate]

Any paintings? Also be ready to fight anything that attacks

[burnt wren]

They say
Big enough to kill all of u

[west path]

yea

[alpine raft]

send scouts to confirm

[burnt wren]

No
But there are some noises

[alpine raft]

they all reach a consensus of this?

individually?

[low agate]

Investigate, and remain alert in case of an attack

[burnt wren]

You send e scouts
Only 1 returned
He says there is another camp near by a village
At least 350 soldiers are there

[frank latch]

btw
have you ever finished San Sebastian without dying?

[alpine raft]

and i have 400

[low agate]

Ah yes, the "only one returned" line

[burnt wren]

It look like a normal cavebut the noises are getting closer

[alpine raft]

ok

hold

[low agate]

Continue to investigate, we don't leave until we find out the cause of the noises. Remain ready to fight just in case

[alpine raft]

@burnt wren sun tzu this bitch, let all 70 free, say im apologizing

see what they do

[burnt wren]

A human figure jumps on one of your men and starts beating him

[burnt wren]

😭😭🤣

[low agate]

Punch him, he shouldn't be even remotely strong compared to my men

[alpine raft]

@burnt wren meanwhile, start training another 600 men force from my homeland

[west path]

yea

[burnt wren]

U punch the helk out of him and throw him back
He gets up again

[low agate]

Any visible damage?

[burnt wren]

The best you can do is 200

[alpine raft]

whats my population?

[burnt wren]

Only punch marks on his face and ribs (nose is broken)

[low agate]

How's my man

[burnt wren]

Population: skillerz: 10k
Khalix:7.3k
Neck:5.2k
Halo:5k
Kleznam:3k
Ram:2.9k

[burnt wren]

He's alive

[low agate]

My population gonna skyrocket with the housing actions I've been doing fr

[alpine raft]

what about recruiting 200 from the mainland and 200 from my colonies

[low agate]

Any damage to him though?

[burnt wren]

That would be 300 at best or maybe 250

[burnt wren]

Not that much he's okay

[alpine raft]

what

[low agate]

Try to see what this figure wants

[alpine raft]

ok

let me get this right

i have 5.2 k people

2.6k men

i lost 200

[burnt wren]

BLAH BLAH BLAH
BRRRRLLLLLL

[alpine raft]

so lets say 2.4

round to 2 because the rest is in the army

now

i can only recruit 10% of men?

[low agate]

Ignore him since he can't really do anything to my men, levitate past him. If he tries anything just throw him away from us

[burnt wren]

Yes because that will take time to train and your other 20% is still on mainland recruiting

[alpine raft]

what

[burnt wren]

He grabs another dude feet and smack him to the wall (he died instantly)

[low agate]

What?

[alpine raft]

are the 20% recruiting others, or being recruited

[burnt wren]

Also u have to arm them

[alpine raft]

take the weapons off the guy's i killed?

[burnt wren]

Recruiting others+training and arming them

[low agate]

@burnt wren who died, my guy or the cave dude

[burnt wren]

U do it
More weapons and shields

[burnt wren]

Your guy

[low agate]

Okay let me get this straight

[burnt wren]

It was brutal fr

[alpine raft]

ok so how many can i recruit now?

[low agate]

So this dude who barely scratched my man when he literally tackled him

[burnt wren]

Btw those 70 that you freed joined the enemy again

[burnt wren]

All combined 300

[low agate]

Managed to throw one of my pseudo gigachads against a wall

[alpine raft]

do it

[low agate]

And instantly kill him

[alpine raft]

do it and send them to oceania

[burnt wren]

Ye

[low agate]

Talk about inconsistent

[alpine raft]

send scouts to see if they are marching towards me

[burnt wren]

9kay but it will take time

[alpine raft]

ok

[low agate]

Jump this MF like it's jjk

[burnt wren]

For now it seems liek they are getting ready

[alpine raft]

i got time

ready defenses

[burnt wren]

U jump him
He manages to kill another before the leader of the expedition chop his head off with his sword

[alpine raft]

@burnt wren get scientists to see if i can find a way to get explosives

[burnt wren]

How do yoy wish to put on defenses

[burnt wren]

How so?

[alpine raft]

ditches

[burnt wren]

Like?

[low agate]

Please explain to me how you manage to go from "he leaves a few scratches after tackling and beating one of your guys" to fucking killing two of my men

[alpine raft]

like gunpowder

gunpowder bombs

really basic

[low agate]

And going by what you said my group is armed with swords

[burnt wren]

You made him angry

It was a cave man btw

[burnt wren]

Okay but how?

[low agate]

Well now I'm angry too

Go further into the cave, be on high alert and don't let this happen again

Use my wood shattering strength

[frosty drum]

@burnt wren How is the new city doing

[burnt wren]

Bad news
They are ready to March

[burnt wren]

Growing large

[low agate]

@burnt wren

[alpine raft]

do i have sulfur charcoal and saltpeter?

[burnt wren]

U go further
U found some lather and animal skin
A cave woman and a child

[low agate]

Are they aggressive?

If not

[burnt wren]

Nuh uh

[low agate]

Leave them alone

[west path]

@frank latch still loading..

[burnt wren]

No they aren't

They are chill but the woman is kinda sad rho

U killed the father

[low agate]

I'm not here to kill unless I need to

[low agate]

He attacked first

Not my fault

[burnt wren]

Yee but anyways

[low agate]

It was self defense at that point

[burnt wren]

@alpine raft dude u better do something

[alpine raft]

charcoal everyone has its basic, sulfur is common in volcanic areas and i should be able to find it easy saltpeter can be found in small concentrations everywhere

[burnt wren]

Because 420 crackhead are here

[alpine raft]

i did defenses

[low agate]

@burnt wren search the cave for anything that could be useful to me

[alpine raft]

and i have 400 crackheads

defending crackheads

[hollow wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/incident-gif-2747499635347300991

[burnt wren]

U have charcoal amd coal but not sulfuric acid and salt Peter

[burnt wren]

Nothing

[alpine raft]

I DIDNT SAY SULFURIC ACID

I SAID SULFUR

[burnt wren]

420 crackheads are getting close

[alpine raft]

and that is so fucking arbitrary to say

[low agate]

Leave the cave, take the corpses of our men with, leave something by the corpse of the caveman as an apology

[burnt wren]

Oh my bad
Nvm u don't have that either

[hollow wasp]

@burnt wren drone strike the ocean

[simple berry]

Anyone know how to get the achievement "Watch your mouth"?

[alpine raft]

are there any volcanoes i can see?

[burnt wren]

U left some food

[low agate]

I'm in the mountains so if I find anything I could arrange a deal with you

[alpine raft]

@burnt wren and are there caves

[burnt wren]

Not near u

[burnt wren]

Nope
Vast plain

[alpine raft]

holy shit

ok

fine

[low agate]

@burnt wren continue to improve on things like food back at the island

[alpine raft]

where are my 300 other guys

[burnt wren]

U start fishing

[low agate]

W

[burnt wren]

150 are ready

[alpine raft]

send them to help me defend

i should have 550 now

[burnt wren]

That will take a bit to get to your ocean lands

[low agate]

@burnt wren I would like to keep exploring the mountains
I'm not leaving until I find something actually useful

[burnt wren]

KNOCK KNOCK
THEY ARE HERE
@alpine raft

[alpine raft]

ok

just defend

i made defenses

[burnt wren]

Another cave on the ground
Seems like a mine

[alpine raft]

and we have around the same troops

[burnt wren]

They are in straight lines
They get ready to attack u

[low agate]

Explore. If there's nothing early in, leave and keep venturing into the mountains

[burnt wren]

And the hornes of wrath start to blowing up

[alpine raft]

i am defending

and have around the same troops

[burnt wren]

A big mineshaft
Ores

[alpine raft]

i should win

[burnt wren]

You have 20 less

But okay

They charge

[frank latch]

@west path When join

[alpine raft]

do they fall in the ditches

[burnt wren]

Will you get inside the city or outside

[frank latch]

btw
2 people left on San Sebastian, the boat is approaching

is it cooked?

[low agate]

Search things like loose loot, chests, and any possible corpses

[burnt wren]

Yes
Some of them

[alpine raft]

where my defenses are

[burnt wren]

You found some chest

[alpine raft]

how many

[burnt wren]

Outside of the city

[alpine raft]

then i stay there

[low agate]

Bro's just gonna give me more of those potion things... Loot it

[burnt wren]

8n the whole line maybe 50 or 60 of them
Some actually saved them selves

[burnt wren]

U found a pink glittery potion
And some copper and silver

[low agate]

@tiny wren I summon you

[alpine raft]

so they have less than me now

[low agate]

Take it back to the tower
Other than that, keep exploring the mountains. Leave a trail, but don't claim land

[burnt wren]

Yes but they are kinda tryna get up
Hurry

[alpine raft]

they fell in ditches

their legs are broken

how are they getting up

[burnt wren]

Some are okay

Some are not

[low agate]

I WILL find another magic before leaving these mountains...

[burnt wren]

U look for too long
Your men fell
They are trapped for some time now

[burnt wren]

They smash into your lines

[low agate]

Climb out, use our levitation to help

[burnt wren]

5 min cd on levitation
You tryvto climb tho

[low agate]

What?

[burnt wren]

@alpine raft they are literally pushing you

[low agate]

You're giving me a cooldown for using my power to get out of a hole

[alpine raft]

how

[low agate]

Even though there's been literally no cooldown when I've crossed the ocean with it

[alpine raft]

explain

[burnt wren]

U used it for sure much dude
Times up

[alpine raft]

how

i was busy for 5 minutes

[burnt wren]

They They eagerly fresh
Your soldiers are a Lil bit exhausted

[alpine raft]

what

their entire front line

fell in ditches

[low agate]

You never said there was a cooldown between levitation periods though...

[hollow garden]

Can I host?

[burnt wren]

They don't really push
They just take you some syep back
Battle is bloody

[alpine raft]

i built defences

[low agate]

Ask semtex

[alpine raft]

are the other 150 ready?

[hollow garden]

@burnt wren can

[burnt wren]

I said
50 or 60 of them fell

[burnt wren]

Wait a bit please

[hollow garden]

okay

[burnt wren]

Just a Lil bit they are landing

[alpine raft]

Ok

Then use them

[burnt wren]

@alpine raft what's your next order

[alpine raft]

And smash the enemy from behind

[low agate]

@burnt wren keep using my strength to climb out of the hole

[burnt wren]

So far you lost 120-130
They lost 140

[burnt wren]

U climb out

[alpine raft]

Ok get the other 150 and attack from behind

[low agate]

Have I delivered the stuff back to the tower

[burnt wren]

U circle them
Their army starts panicking
U kill another 100
Some try to run away

[alpine raft]

slaughter them

[burnt wren]

Some of your men yes

[low agate]

Keep exploring the mountains. I'm not gonna be done until I finally get another magic tablet

[alpine raft]

how will they run away if they are encircled?

[burnt wren]

U won the battle
You losses 130-145
Enemies losses 200-260
More than 30 captured and 40 wounded

[alpine raft]

ok

go into their cities

[burnt wren]

Another ruin watchtower

[alpine raft]

and capture them

[quick idol]

#1321868718669824103 message YES!!!

[low agate]

Loot and claim it

And of course

Restore it

[burnt wren]

@alpine raft

[frosty drum]

@burnt wren Let's Expand the Recently discovered city
More houses and larger area

[alpine raft]

capture them

[quick idol]

when is 100% of game room joining suzerain mw

[burnt wren]

More copper armor and weapon
Plus some bows and arrows
And u found a map

[low agate]

Never

[low agate]

MAP

MAP

FOLLOW

MAP

YES

[quick idol]

nope you will

[low agate]

Nah

[alpine raft]

@burnt wren search for volcanoes and caves in all the lands i can reach

[low agate]

If I find volcano will you be open to a deal?

[quick idol]

John rpa would do great as Morella by blowing up the MITZ

[burnt wren]

As u March more and more you can see the cities
Well armed and defended
Tall wooden walls
An small army is awaiting u
A tall man in copper armor gets to u

[alpine raft]

NO

MORE SOLDIERS

[burnt wren]

It's an old map
Seems like there was a kingdom here before

[alpine raft]

HOW

[low agate]

Find the X fr

[quick idol]

the empire of ercania...

[burnt wren]

Seems like their last line of defense

[alpine raft]

how many

[burnt wren]

There is no x
Only dots

[low agate]

Connect the dots

[burnt wren]

200 soldiers

[low agate]

We going back to kindergarten with this one

[alpine raft]

no

they had 1400 soldiers total?

how

[burnt wren]

It shapes omni man's butt...

[quick idol]

They spell out the word "Gullible"

[low agate]

Fuck you

[quick idol]

This would be better

[burnt wren]

Some fleed remember?
Anyways
Someone came to u

[quick idol]

😭

[burnt wren]

Naaah joking

[low agate]

Probably recruited everyone available

[alpine raft]

what does the tall man want

[west path]

i joined already

i told u i had to leave for a bit

alien

[low agate]

Then what does it really shape out

[burnt wren]

He says
You are enslaving out people and our right to live
You came to our lands
Killing us amd ruling over the cities we made

[alpine raft]

anything else

[burnt wren]

A square

[alpine raft]

im not even enslaving them

i gave them a voice

[low agate]

How large is the square in comparison to the rest of the map

[burnt wren]

He says leave our cities or the war continues

[quick idol]

@low agate is slavery canon in ioe mw

[burnt wren]

Let me send a pic

[low agate]

Unconfirmed

[alpine raft]

how many men do i have

[frank latch]

well I left

[quick idol]

I bet khalix has it

[low agate]

I bet Nekcrop does

You too

[alpine raft]

what did i do

[low agate]

I don't know where this is

Send the full world map

[quick idol]

do i

[burnt wren]

U lost 120 right?
After that new 150 joined it went to 140 deaths so in total it should be
400-120+150-20

[alpine raft]

so

410

[quick idol]

Ercania doesnt have enemies anyway

[low agate]

Explore all four corners fr

[alpine raft]

@burnt wren get torches and burn down their walls in the night

[quick idol]

Everybody loves Ercania

And Ercania loves everybody

[low agate]

Jimbo:

[burnt wren]

4 watchtowers connected bt destroyed walls and houses

[quick idol]

his brain is not advanced enough to hate us

[burnt wren]

Surprise attack?

[quick idol]

he just thinks we're food

[low agate]

Claim all the watchtowers, nothing else, and head to the center

[alpine raft]

burn the walls down

[low agate]

Jimbo is intelligent

[quick idol]

is he

[low agate]

Canonically yes

[quick idol]

As intelligent as an ant

👽

[low agate]

He's smart fr

[burnt wren]

U get your rourches ready you send 10 men to do so
They got rapture bt arrows
Seems like they knew u would come

[alpine raft]

i have shields

and im like vikings

[low agate]

@burnt wren what's in the center of the square? Also, have the eggs hatched yet?

[alpine raft]

why didnt they use the shields

[burnt wren]

Your men thought they were sleep so they didn't use it

[alpine raft]

HWAT

did i send toddlers to a surprise attack

no

i refuse to believe that

[burnt wren]

An castle sounded by a city
Amd yes it hatched (a very big salamnder)

[low agate]

I thought I brought back eagle eggs wtf

Bro retconned the eagle eggs

[burnt wren]

Sorry that's hoe it goes.
Your troops say some prisoners fleed
They told the people inside the walls about the surprise attack

[low agate]

Anyways

[west path]

sata

[alpine raft]

WHAT

thats not how it goes

fine

fine

[burnt wren]

No u didn't
The eagle eggs hasn't hatched
With that you brought back another egg as well

[alpine raft]

just use shields and burn it down

[burnt wren]

Lemme fix the map

[quick idol]

what am i reading rn

[low agate]

Make the salamander an important part of the nation, make sure it's well taken care of and fed
As for the castle, explore it. I want to learn as much as I can.

[low agate]

The inconsistencies of the semtex mw

[quick idol]

The mw died

[cerulean siren]

Hi

[quick idol]

I have bad news

[low agate]

I'm so fast with map updates

[cerulean siren]

Oh no

[quick idol]

Today

Nothing happened

[low agate]

I just don't send a map every update

Semtex when map updates (20 hours)

[burnt wren]

Btw

Some how 2 salamanders hatched from 1 egg

@alpine raft

[low agate]

Twin salamanders

Peak

[alpine raft]

yes

[low agate]

How large are the salamanders

[alpine raft]

did it burn down

[burnt wren]

You send some other men
People inside try to resist bu that didn't really work
Yoy burn the wall

[low agate]

@burnt wren

[burnt wren]

Btw your other 150 soldiers are ready

[burnt wren]

Let's say 110 cm

[alpine raft]

ok send them to the main force

and i should have

[low agate]

GAH DAMN

[alpine raft]

550

@burnt wren there are no more walls

storm the city

[low agate]

HOW FUCKING LARGE WAS THE EGG

[burnt wren]

Minus 10 that died from the first attempt

[burnt wren]

160cm

[low agate]

WHAT

[burnt wren]

I told u it was big

[low agate]

I CARRIED A 1.5 METER EGG ALL THE WAY FROM THE MOUNTAINS BACK TO MY ISLAND

[burnt wren]

No

From that ruin that u found in your island

Last session

[low agate]

And these are newborn salamanders?

Holy shit

[burnt wren]

@alpine raft u capture the city with very few resistance

[low agate]

Did I find fucking dragons

[alpine raft]

ok

[burnt wren]

Idk

[alpine raft]

if there is no more resitance

conquer the rest of their lands

[quick idol]

Why are there 2 people playing

[low agate]

Because skillerz vanished and khalix decided to not wake up

@nova talon wake

[burnt wren]

Actually 3
Skiller is on my dm

[burnt wren]

No
They only evacuated the city
There is still the 200 soldiers

[low agate]

@burnt wren explore the castle for anything interesting

[alpine raft]

send scouts to find the 200 soldiers

[burnt wren]

A lot of flags
Wooden furniture
Armory
A bank almost empty
And some iron armor

[west path]

my evil mages are outnumbered 3-1 by the species they have conquered 😭

[burnt wren]

They are located in the next city near U

[low agate]

Search for anything that could help in my quest to get a second magic (I already said I'm not leaving mountains until I get it)

[alpine raft]

send my army there

and attack

[burnt wren]

More potion

[low agate]

I don't want potions!!!

I just want something like wind magic or earthbending

[burnt wren]

You came face to face
550 vs 200~~~

[alpine raft]

attack

i have nearly 3 times their force

[burnt wren]

U charge at full blast
It's bloody fight
You push them back a Lil towards their gates

[alpine raft]

what

i have 3 times their men

just kill them

[burnt wren]

Your trying dude

They gi back to the gates

[alpine raft]

what

[burnt wren]

They are inside now

[alpine raft]

what are the walls made of

[burnt wren]

Wood

[low agate]

Nekcrop fighting wars back to back meanwhile me just vibin in the mountains

[alpine raft]

reminder

my men have axes

use shields to protect some of my men cutting a hole in the fucking wall with axes

[burnt wren]

Dude it isn't just a layer it's big ass woods ripped and fixed to eachother

[burnt wren]

I suggest butn it down already

[low agate]

@burnt wren keep searching this castle, I refuse to believe there's nothing else

[alpine raft]

burn it then

[burnt wren]

U found something

[low agate]

Bro's gonna say I found a mushroom or something stupid

[burnt wren]

U throw torches
You burn the main gate and charge inside

[low agate]

One more level

[low agate]

Tell me in dms

[burnt wren]

You found a...
Paper full of texts and symbols

[alpine raft]

kill them

[low agate]

Bring it back to the island

Have it decoded

Claim the castle

[burnt wren]

In total u kill 120 soldiers
All other 80 fleed to their last city

[alpine raft]

go there

[low agate]

Things in the mountains I want:
The four towers
The castle

[alpine raft]

and kill them

[low agate]

@tiny wren

[burnt wren]

You besieged the last city and well
Burned the will thing down
The rest of the enemy's army just gave up

[alpine raft]

ok

[low agate]

Me and nekcrop are like total opposites

[low agate]

Bro's out here fighting wars

I'm here looking at towers and a castle

[burnt wren]

In the last battle u lost 40 men

[alpine raft]

@burnt wren establish a parliament, 400 total seats, 200 to the arctic, 100 to the old oceania colonies 100 the to the newly conquered colonies

[burnt wren]

The pervious u lost sometimes between 70-80

Your tactics are literally Canon foddering ur own soldiers fr

Okay

[low agate]

@burnt wren start decoding the papers

[alpine raft]

@burnt wren search everywhere i can reach, for caves and volcanoes

[quick idol]

lmao imagine being a democracy

Could NOT be me

[alpine raft]

more like

parliamentary monarchy

[quick idol]

absolute monarchy is the peak form of government

[burnt wren]

U found an volcano near that lake

[burnt wren]

And you have mines from these new colonies

[alpine raft]

search it for sulfur

[alpine raft]

get the peter stuff

[burnt wren]

Yee that's going to be a hard time for your men

[alpine raft]

any inactive ones?

[low agate]

@alpine raft trade offer
I receive magic
You receive trade, help in wars(if needed) and an ally

[burnt wren]

Only one

[alpine raft]

ok

make gunpowder

[low agate]

Sounds like a good deal right

[low agate]

@quick idol would you take this deal if you were in Nekcrop's place?

[west path]

holy magic

GUH

i should join this mw,,

[low agate]

I have levitation

And I could possibly train some more from it

[west path]

@burnt wren show mpa i wanna join

magic is peak

[quick idol]

yeah

[low agate]

Bro he's giving me the most useless magic istg

[west path]

wtf this place is neutral

[quick idol]

you probably dont lose magic anyway

[low agate]

True

[quick idol]

that village is NOT abandoned

[low agate]

And if Nekcrop doesn't accept

[west path]

it has no king

[low agate]

I'd probably just explore his region and take the tablets

I wouldn't attack him though

[quick idol]

Who has the 1690 coins then

[frosty drum]

@burnt wren How is the large expansion going fr

[west path]

the village leader

[burnt wren]

Going very good but you better do something at the same time fr
All you doen was expanding

[vital latch]

~rpa @burnt wren

[hardy saffron]

semtex141, @vital latch has challenged you to a game of rock paper anything! Do you accept?

Rock Paper Anything

@vital latch vs @burnt wren
🗺️ c0smicpotato chose a map war hosted in 2024!
🐻 semtex141 chose mr bean!
:trophy: @vital latch won!

A map war has the power to erase Mr. Bean from the map, as countries and borders can be changed during a war. Mr. Bean's comedic antics are no match for geopolitical conflicts.

[frosty drum]

Build roads or paths connecting each settlement/city

[alpine raft]

dont try that

dont do that

[low agate]

I wouldn't attack you

[alpine raft]

its my turf

stay in your island

@burnt wren did i make the gunpowder

[hollow garden]

@low agate don't listen to him

I got your back bro

[alpine raft]

did this guy level up again

[burnt wren]

Not now

[hollow garden]

@burnt wren how strong I'm

[alpine raft]

fym not now

[low agate]

I offered a mutually beneficial deal

[alpine raft]

i dont want it

[low agate]

Suit yourself

[alpine raft]

just stay in your island

you said you were gonna stay in your island

[low agate]

Guess I'm gonna have to get the magic on my own

[alpine raft]

and then wanna come to me

[low agate]

I'll only build settlements if I find something like a tower

Otherwise I'll leave when I get what I want

[alpine raft]

Dude

Fuck off

[low agate]

Suit yourself

[burnt wren]

I'm back

[alpine raft]

Did i make the gunpowder

[burnt wren]

Small Lil guy

[low agate]

Nekcrop I would highly advise accepting my deal

You'd receive a powerful ally

And I wouldn't have to explore your lands

[hollow garden]

@low agate nvm I no got your back bro

[burnt wren]

U just managed to take some sulfur
Nothing more than that so no

[hollow garden]

But I will try as much as I can

[alpine raft]

Wht

I got what i needed

Didnt i?

[low agate]

@hollow garden I'm sending you a gift

[burnt wren]

Didn't get Peter and also that's not enough

[hollow garden]

After you got what you wanted you will just throw it away?

Like a used toy?

[alpine raft]

No

[hollow garden]

It's ok halo your love is already a gift of its own

[alpine raft]

I got it from the caves didnt i?

[hollow garden]

@burnt wren how are my people doing

And what's our magic

[burnt wren]

Ummm
There will be rainy day in your area

[low agate]

I think you'll like the gift I'm sending fr

[hollow garden]

That's a good thing yes?

[low agate]

You gotta find magic unfortunately

[burnt wren]

Small villages
And u have no magic (didn't found anh)

[quick idol]

H

[hollow garden]

I see

@burnt wren improve our farms and get the children to be happy with new toys and stories

[low agate]

@burnt wren tell me in dms when my gift arrives at klezna

[burnt wren]

Idk if stone golem rain is a good thing or no

[hollow garden]

Tell them the story of the scary goblin and the brave princess

[quick idol]

Pipebomb

[low agate]

What?

[hollow garden]

Can we decompose them to stone?

[burnt wren]

Farm of what bruh
U didn't look for shit

[hollow garden]

I-I-Im sorry

@quick idol ercan what nation are you

[quick idol]

farm like minecraft item farms

[quick idol]

none

[low agate]

He's not in this mw

[quick idol]

Im here to wait for suzerain mw

[burnt wren]

Well golems gave you a paper on how to make them
U have magic now

[alpine raft]

Im going to bed

[burnt wren]

We need to end the session fr

I have to sleep too

[hollow garden]

let's goo

Davai

[quick idol]

YES!!!!

[low agate]

W gift fr

[quick idol]

suzerain mw time

[low agate]

Me when semtex misreads my dm actions

[burnt wren]

Population: skillerz: 14k
Khalix:7.3k
Halo:7.2k
Nek:6.8k
Kleznam:3.1k
Ram:2.9k

[low agate]

I got a huge boost holy cow

[burnt wren]

Exactly

[low agate]

Idk about surpassing skillerz

But it's W

Skillerz has land he can claim

I really only claim interesting things

[burnt wren]

He also has big ass cities

[low agate]

Like the towers and the castle

[burnt wren]

Bro u also have salamanders

[low agate]

I have salamanders and the Shaqtus

Fucking meter long salamanders

[burnt wren]

🤣🤣🤣

That's the new creature
Will draw it later

[low agate]

What will it grow into I wonder...

[burnt wren]

Idk

[quick idol]

@hollow garden john mw session ended!!!

[burnt wren]

Alright gotta go to sleep

[wild mason]

Good morning !

[quick idol]

hi

[wraith quarry]

< looks at time
< 8 PM

[frank latch]

Good morning

[wild mason]

I fell asleep

[frank latch]

oh

Ngl
I thought you were talking about the time in Armenia

[west path]

armenia is like 3am

[frank latch]

which would only be like... 3 - 4 am

[wraith quarry]

GOODMORNING ARMENIA

[frank latch]

It's still the morning

[west path]

it 4

[frank latch]

@quick idol Good morning

[wraith quarry]

and to all azerbaijanis

you must die

[frank latch]

Armenians*

[west path]

the south is consolidated by the empire..

[wraith quarry]

Did Sherman complete his march to the sea

[west path]

they are a genocidal regime which has brutally slaughtered the dwarves, crystal golems and white mages

[frank latch]

EVIL

PUT ME IN

LET ME KILL THEM

[wraith quarry]

nuke tem

you are not a benevolent god

you are not a neutral god

you are a just god

and justice bears a swift hammer

[frank latch]

I want to grab their king by the throat
and lift him into the air, gasping for a breath
until all life leaves his body

Then massacre the entire palance

[west path]

Does that remind you of something?

https://youtu.be/-bzWSJG93P8

[quick idol]

based?

i too hate crystal golems

i forgot about them until now

[west path]

they were peak bro

i gave them the tech to make shotguns

(they didnt make shit)

[quick idol]

Its cuz no modern update

[west path]

we had the 3d modern update 2 days ago

wdym

[quick idol]

3d modern update but not modern update

[wild mason]

This will be Zeru in 1625

[west path]

the plant people. I hate them so much.

THE REBELLION

[frank latch]

YES

[west path]

holy what

top 4 species in population

white mages have insane numbers

[frank latch]

the names bro 💀

[wraith quarry]

remember when you made a group chat to disarm zeru for no reason

[frosty drum]

https://youtu.be/eGV7zwjvxKs?si=hex7fBaYXbDc6TFu

[quick idol]

Mfs will make a group chat for everything

Remember when they made a group chat to buy my land (and didnt include me)

[frank latch]

Czechoslovakia moment

[west path]

what

theres no way

[quick idol]

i wasnt even an npc state yet at that time btw

[low agate]

@west path you smart with animals yeah?

Help me think of a new creature to add fr

[west path]

no i just have biology

[frank latch]

@west path when are we buying Ori territory

[quick idol]

why did nobody ever point that out or even consider it at that time

[low agate]

Would you be able to help me think of new creatures to make

[quick idol]

👽

[quick idol]

big arctic wolf that only targets nekcrop

[west path]

ok

[low agate]

Creatures I haven't made yet: birds and mammals

(I hate drawing mammals)

[quick idol]

why

[low agate]

Difficult

Mammals have weird anatomy to draw

[quick idol]

Klez didnt host suzerain mw at midnight

[quick idol]

God bless, i can play for more than like 1 hour when he hosts 🙏

[spring bison]

no btw

thats orion

[nova talon]

hi

dammit

missed mw

bye

[wild mason]

Is this channel is for talking about other game?

[brittle gust]

Yeah, but you can also talk about worldbox here

[cerulean siren]

Or play games, which is what the majority use jt for

[brittle gust]

But for more detailed questions and conversations about worldbox you should use #🌋worldbox-chat and #🚑help-chat

[cerulean siren]

In particular to play "mapwars"

[wild mason]

I see

[brittle gust]

Ew

Yuck imagine playing mapwars

🤢🤢🤮

[wild mason]

Mapwars, mind explain?

[brittle gust]

Sweaty discord users (like myself) gather together to play imaginary nations on a map.

Imagine it like DnD (sometimes without rolls) but with nations

[wild mason]

Oh

[brittle gust]

Or like, playing EU4 like a board game

[wild mason]

So yall stinky

[brittle gust]

Unfortunately

Mind joining us one day?

[wild mason]

Understandable

[wild mason]

Nope

Have fun, anyways

[brittle gust]

Alright

[teal harness]

Do you guys play with Forbidden Knowledge or try the orthodox route?

[cursive jungle]

Without rolls? So, how is it decided what succeeds or fails? And how are you supposed to win?

[brittle gust]

Logic

[cursive jungle]

Who decides what is logical? And what is the goal? To be clear, what are the conditions to win?

[brittle gust]

The host, the dude who updates the maps and keeps track of all the stats

It's a sandbox experience, there isn't any goal or win condition (other than invading the whole world which is impossible)

[cursive jungle]

And how would you take an action in this game? Let’s say I want to invade someplace, how would I go about doing so?

[brittle gust]

DM the host or ping the host in this chat and say "I am invading x nation"

That's it

And then you gotta draw up your war plans on the map

Then you go happily killing people :D

If it's a NPC you're attacking the host will do actions for the NPC

If it's another player you're attacking the player will be doing the actions

[cursive jungle]

When does the game end?

[brittle gust]

It's divided into sessions like a dnd game, these can go from single 1 hour sessions to 12 hour mega sessions of doom.

It's just dependent on the host and their plans.

A mapwar can end when the host decides it's time to move on or players aren't as interested anymore and it's dead

[cursive jungle]

And I assume you cannot join an ongoing game?

[brittle gust]

You can join an ongoing game

I can hook you up to the server we use to organise mapwars

You can check out the maps

The arguments

The sweat

[cursive jungle]

No thank you, but I will consider trying it. I’ll ask you for the server if I decide to.

[brittle gust]

Alright

[severe tangle]

been monitoring for a while

idk how you all feel about it

monitoring since last year

strange world..

but we live, we laugh we monitor

[high tartan]

Not rn.

[amber silo]

Yo so

Who dm

[chrome musk]

Hi

[amber silo]

Yo

[wild mason]

What ?

[amber silo]

Like someone who will decide the places in which we will start

dm is the term used for the person that runs the game

[wild mason]

Ohh. It depends on who's doing it.

I do it sometimes but not much recently b

As mentioned we have a server to organize and plan them but it's probably not of use unless you already get into them

[amber silo]

yh

i could start a full campaign in around 2 days as I’ll have maximum 48 hours nonstop.

it’ll probably take me about 3-5 hours to set up the encounters

[burnt wren]

I cooked gauls

Like literally

[west path]

unbelievable that qwas is our greatest advertiser

[brittle gust]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

Instinct

I used to explain speciesbox mechanics to newbies

Did the same thing but with mapwars

[west path]

satan

also is speciesbox 2 ever dropping

[frank latch]

What is a joe formation

is it the final boss?

[brittle gust]

Chicken

Why is everyone devolving

[frank latch]

"everyone"
2 people

[brittle gust]

Everyone

[frank latch]

also
I've been chicken for quite a few weeks now...

[cunning niche]

@marsh lance i made baikal seals in worldbox

That can make nations

[brittle gust]

Evil

[frank latch]

peak

[cunning niche]

Get worldboxia

I also made phiranna people

[frosty drum]

@cunning niche hi

[frank latch]

what kind of roof should I put on this one?

[marsh lance]

Proof?

[frank latch]

I'm trying to see if a spruce, deepslate, tuff or prismarine/copper/warped roof would work best

[frosty drum]

Chapel type roof

[frank latch]

I meant material...

[frosty drum]

Brick/Andesite Roof

[wild mason]

Be4her bricks

[cunning niche]

Hi

[marsh lance]

Peak

[brittle gust]

W

[teal harness]

🧐

[frank gust]

Absolute unit

[burnt wren]

Recreated the battle of bridge

[west path]

the world after 600 years

magic has been wiped out by ME

[frosty drum]

Evil

[west path]

it is deserved

the world in year 85

https://bugbox.featureupvote.com/suggestions/626565/spore-reproduction-doesnt-work upvote this

[hollow bobcat]

can tumor people create kingdom

[west path]

nope

[wild mason]

@hollow bobcat Are you an AI

[west path]

They were destroyed by nukes

and then i made their genome terrible and as a result they DIED

[wraith quarry]

good

[hollow wasp]

Ngl post apocalyptic mutant people is an idea for when mobile gets update 😀

[cunning niche]

How do you even know this

I dont think wb is even this deep

[wild mason]

Have you.. played the beta?

[west path]

I saw it 👽

do u not know abt the beta

[hollow wasp]

@west path if the evil mages civilise do they still just slaughter everyone?

[west path]

They have to declare war first

[hollow wasp]

This is revolutionary

Man I cant wait for update to hit mobile

[warm pier]

Aren’t mobile versions far behind steam?

[mental marsh]

yo anybody wana join my mw?

#1357080347996721222

[vital latch]

nay, mobile has the current version just steam has an ongoing beta test

[frank latch]

@west path are you alive?

[frosty drum]

It's temporary right?

[frank latch]

beta is temporary

[low agate]

Hmm

[west path]

nop

[frank latch]

Ches?

[vital latch]

I don't know how long the beta lasts

[west path]

its prolly gonna last till releas

[vital latch]

but if I were to guess it lasts until the update

yeah

[west path]

im i-chessirate

means i cant play chess

nor watch it

[frank latch]

die

[west path]

this is ableism wtf??

@vital latch kill him

[frank latch]

if I roll a 20 you have to pay

play*

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: You rolled 11

[west path]

im not paying for shit

[frank latch]

😔

[west path]

@vital latch in school or can rgd?

[frank latch]

EVIL

[frank latch]

it's 11:00 in California

[vital latch]

,roll 20 stop him from ableism evil!

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 2

[vital latch]

I die

[frank latch]

lol

,roll 20 counter ableism

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: You rolled 1

[frank latch]

😭

WHAT

[vital latch]

I'm in school trying to make my laptop run numbys number factory

[vital latch]

,roll 20 kill him

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 15

[vital latch]

I win

[frank latch]

,roll 20 less of killing me

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: You rolled 6

[frank latch]

[vital latch]

,roll 20 more of killing you

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 20

[frank latch]

😭

[vital latch]

I WIN!!!!

[frank latch]

,roll 20 nuh uh

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: You rolled 8

[frank latch]

I'm cooked

[vital latch]

die

,roll 20 finish him

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 6

[vital latch]

die

[frank latch]

https://tenor.com/view/monke-dies-funny-ape-gif-23134098

[vital latch]

,roll 20 kill the dice bot

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 18

[vital latch]

I win

[frank latch]

,roll 20 dodges

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: You rolled 17

[frank latch]

dang

,roll how does this work, does it work?
I want to see if this works

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: does it work?
I want to see if this works

[frank latch]

dang

it doesn't

am I condemned to have nobody to play chess with for the rest of my life?

,roll yes, no

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: yes

[frank latch]

[quick idol]

What were you trying

[vital latch]

,roll 20 murder bow

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 19

[vital latch]

i win

[quick idol]

@vital latch i have news

[frank latch]

,roll 20 less murdering

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: You rolled 3

[frank latch]

evil

,roll 20 murder Cosmic

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: You rolled 20

[frank latch]

LET'S GO

I WIN

[vital latch]

is it that dolphins

[quick idol]

No, worse

[low agate]

Crazy

[vital latch]

,roll 20 help him murder cosmic

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 2

[frank latch]

evil

[vital latch]

I accidently botch his murder attempt

I survive

[mental marsh]

Crazy

[frank latch]

,roll 20 help his murdering

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: You rolled 7

[quick idol]

,roll ,roll, dont ,roll

[haughty inlet]

ercanramanov

:game_die: dont ,roll

[vital latch]

gulp

[frank latch]

WHAT

[quick idol]

The news is

Nothing happened

[vital latch]

,roll 20 murder ercan

[frank latch]

All quiet on the western front

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 14

[west path]

@vital latch i have been enlightened

Donkey kong is not monkey kong

[low agate]

,roll 5000 summon Goku

[haughty inlet]

halo0pk0ok

:game_die: You rolled 3284

[west path]

my whole worldview is SHATTERED cause i thought it was

[vital latch]

DK, DONKEY KONG!!!

[frank latch]

Monkey Mong?

[quick idol]

What

[west path]

wait.. true

[quick idol]

😭

[mental marsh]

Anybody?

[west path]

can u blame me this is how he looks

[quick idol]

Did you think it was

[vital latch]

He's the leader of the bunch, you know him well

He's finally back, to kick some tail!

[frank latch]

the smile is eldritch

[mental marsh]

Dam

[west path]

do you have the

entire song

memorized

[vital latch]

His coconut gun can fire in spurts

If he shoots you it's gonna hurt!

[hollow wasp]

,roll 20 cosmic falls over

[haughty inlet]

uglyladdie

:game_die: You rolled 7

[mental marsh]

Dam tf is this lore

[vital latch]

He's bigger, faster, and stronger two

[frank latch]

,roll 20 push cosmic down the stairs

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: You rolled 5

[frank latch]

aww

[vital latch]

The first member of the DK Crew

[vital latch]

just the first verse

[quick idol]

bro is trying to cause an earthquake

[hollow wasp]

Cosmic’s having all the luck today

[vital latch]

💔

[frank latch]

that would be you
not cosmic

[hollow wasp]

😂🤣

[quick idol]

which ones the discord mod

[mental marsh]

What are yall playing

[frank latch]

true...
but you're Armenian

[quick idol]

nothing

[quick idol]

banned for xenophobia

[vital latch]

I have the other form of discord mod syndrome

[mental marsh]

Tf yall yapping then

[hollow wasp]

Ok Super pumpkin

[quick idol]

discord mod is worse

[vital latch]

you either are really lightweight or really heavyweight

I'm lightweight

[mental marsh]

You didt you want to play as Serbia?

[hollow wasp]

I’m just saying both of you are taking the lift not the stairs

[mental marsh]

Eye is both

[frank latch]

~bt

[vital latch]

so lightweight that I run out of energy running

[quick idol]

this is my favorite image

[hardy saffron]

@frank latch: I am simple. I am

[mental marsh]

Weak

[frank latch]

real

[hollow wasp]

~owoify

[hardy saffron]

@hollow wasp: buuh @frank latch: i a-am simpwe. i a-am (´・ω・)ﾉ

[quick idol]

Everyone does that if you run for long enough

[signal tulip]

Ill steal it