🎲game-room

[west path]

noo

dont leave me here

[alpine raft]

good luck bro

Dont let them smell fear

[west path]

HELP MEEE

[paper phoenix]

What if the update was supposed to release sooner but due to our impatience the devs decided "nah."

[alpine raft]

Get the fuck out

[west path]

who knows and who cares just wait 😭

[paper phoenix]

Nah uh

[alpine raft]

Plebian scum

[west path]

real,,,

game room rankism is truly peak

[hollow garden]

Why is bro gatekeeping the chat

[hollow garden]

nah

[paper phoenix]

Watch bro, the Swarm will appear very soon

[paper phoenix]

Nothing's stopping the chaos of the general chat

[nova bridge]

Fr

[alpine raft]

Shame on you plebs

[nova bridge]

So we will all move here

[paper phoenix]

Tis just a temporary solution

[west path]

erm

royal tavern:

[paper phoenix]

Careful when u say "all" bro💔

[west path]

update is in like

20 minutes i believe

[nova bridge]

🥀

[alpine raft]

Dont abandon game room

[paper phoenix]

Don't give us false hope

[west path]

check maxims roles

[small junco]

wsg

[alpine raft]

Out

[west path]

the MONoLITH role has gradually been going into full uppercase

[small junco]

sorry

[west path]

and the last time it updated was around 30 mins ago

[paper phoenix]

.

[nova bridge]

You might be onto something

[alpine raft]

No problem now out

[paper phoenix]

U gotta LOVE the update for u to notice that

[small junco]

why

[paper phoenix]

Appreciate the theory mate

[west path]

no i just figured it out from the other generaliens

idgaf

[alpine raft]

Rankism

[west path]

about the update

all that much

[visual ember]

Heuy

[thick thunder]

can we get da beta now maxim and mastef

[paper phoenix]

Shame on u RANKISTS

[rotund heath]

What is it

[glossy gale]

guys just so you know you can be warned for channel misuse here 😭

[west path]

shut up low rank

[paper phoenix]

Generaliens😭

[wild mason]

someone said in general that everyone should go here btw

[wooden oxide]

what we do 💔

[wild mason]

it's over

[west path]

lock this down

LOCK THIS DOWN

[hollow garden]

Good theory qevie

[paper phoenix]

.

[random tendon]

RIOT!

[paper phoenix]

BRO

[nova bridge]

I told you I would conolisr this channel

[obtuse plaza]

uh oh

[paper phoenix]

SOMEONE BARRICADE THE GATES💔

[west path]

wait

[hollow garden]

Please don't lock down our nation

[nova bridge]

My army is upon you

[small junco]

guys please let me in i can’t take it anymore it’s hell out there

[west path]

@hollow garden get your super pumpkin role back so you can hide in royal tavern

[hollow garden]

@west path opinion on how our nation is being invaded

[west path]

the generaliens are invading

the no rankers are invading

[paper phoenix]

We r absolutely cooked

[west path]

We must build a giant wall between the United States of Game Room and Generalia

[paper phoenix]

With what bricks

[small junco]

💥

[nova bridge]

April fools 😉

[wild mason]

Consider. Perhaps, a wall that the redditors will pay for. Ti keep them out... something to think about

[wooden oxide]

We have been summoned

[west path]

uhhh

ion know we'll figure it out

@umbral bloom set slow mode here all game roomers are in exile

do not let them take down this channel

[umbral bloom]

~slowmode 60

[wooden oxide]

noob

[hardy saffron]

Slowmode set!

[nova bridge]

NOO

[wooden oxide]

nvm

[paper phoenix]

We are safe, but also damaged by our own shield, now I shall speak via edit option

[silver orchid]

Peace in our time

[prime compass]

I will save game room

Ough!

Mod colour..

[west path]

game room is DONE

[wild mason]

All hail maxim

[silver orchid]

Ok well I gtg Godspeed

[tired terrace]

[lofty vessel]

General is hell

[proud crystal]

fr

[paper phoenix]

It's a zombie horde, chat there and ur singular message gets absolutely devoured

[proud crystal]

let's all go in it flies so there is no slowmode

[umbral bloom]

Nuh uh

[tired terrace]

Tbh I hope when I will be back home the update will be out

[crystal path]

is the update axully coming out or is it a april fools joke

[paper phoenix]

Now all I can imagine rn is them releasing it on 11:59 for the April fools gig

[west path]

#saveworldboxia

[tired terrace]

I hope It will I mean we have been waiting for so long

[alpine raft]

April fools

[crimson drum]

huge point of discussion. could be the april fools joke is that they're just trolling with the time, could not release at all, could be the beta is acutally an update but i doubt the last one

[ancient sonnet]

heard someone said they're 90% sure update will be coming out at 1-2 hours, take this with a grain of lf salt

[paper phoenix]

Oh come on💔

[crimson drum]

a lot of people were 90% sure it would come out like 2 hours ago too

[ancient sonnet]

ima js beat my shi🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

[crimson drum]

good luck!

[visual rapids]

is it out yet?

[lucid prawn]

no lnao

[weary tide]

I hope its not misusing this channel but I am the onlyone the spam in general chat is a bit much?

[paper phoenix]

Way too much. It even lagged my phone a bit for a few seconds when I opened it

[drifting jewel]

How do I access the open beta

[hollow garden]

Are you steam?

[drifting jewel]

Yeah

[hollow garden]

It still hasn't released yet but when it does there will be a beta code that you can put to launch it I think
There will probably be a guide to explain how to do it anyway

[drifting jewel]

Thanks Obama

[wraith quarry]

why is this chat

[frosty drum]

This chat is more dead than mod logs

[hollow garden]

They killed it

[frank latch]

How long is the cooldown here

[hollow flower]

Ffffffffff

[fleet hawk]

Slow

[iron vine]

Shkp7

[prime compass]

@terse oyster there are many sollists here

@spring bison the fascist soll himself

[terse oyster]

They're the reasons WHY The Update is taking so long

[prime compass]

The bluds:

[terse oyster]

The bluds included of course

In fact according to my conspiracy theory The Sollists and The Bluds are the reason why the update takes so long

[prime compass]

The reformists:

[terse oyster]

They're the one who's funding it.

Also defund Healthcare.

[prime compass]

Increase military and law
Keep healthcare
Defund education

[terse oyster]

Nah, Defund Healthcare for maximum bergia casualties.

And lose against Rumburg on a solo war.

[high tartan]

Good day Game roomers.

[weary tide]

What is map wars and AW?

[queen trout]

What is general 😭🙏

[prime compass]

You dirty rummish RAT

[terse oyster]

It's a canon event

[prime compass]

@lone valve kill him

[high tartan]

#1356561382534807604 No Slowmode.

[lone valve]

My white haired blue eyed wife is Rummish so no can do

[prime compass]

Dirty spy

Are you Petr

[lone valve]

https://tenor.com/view/alya-alisa-kujou-anime-roshidere-tokidoki-bosotto-russia-go-de-dereru-tonari-no-alya-san-gif-7095360320724153228

[rose cape]

they removed image perms in #🌎general

[quick idol]

Good

[prime compass]

Im Vetter

Better

[mental marsh]

can i be that tan nation in the bottom corner

[vital latch]

is game room safe from the chaos?

[quasi osprey]

My ancient Orc king quite literally has a set of armour which belongs in different eras of the continent.

Some of them are 500 years old. Some 800. One was 200.

This guy somehow hasn't broken them, which makes me consider them preserved by some sort of power. Maybe his own? Magic doesn't mean much yet, though in an hour or so it soon will.

[vital latch]

oh shit we're red now, thats how you know we mean buisiness

[spring bison]

why the fuck are the rebrs here
this was supposed to be a sanctuary

[spring bison]

are you the real remus holstron

[rough shuttle]

do they still update ios

[quick idol]

That guys your biggest inspiration in any mapwar

[spring bison]

can someone turn down the slowmode here 1 minute is just idiotic

[quick idol]

@vital latch remove the slowmode here its unnecessary as hell 👽
Its 1 whole minute

[vital latch]

I'm discussing it, how long is it rn?

[spring bison]

1 minute

[quick idol]

Who even decided it to be ONE MINUTE

[vital latch]

what the flip

[vital latch]

I think riot mode sets every channel to 1m but maybe I'm tripping

[west path]

wait theres scales to riot mode??

[spring bison]

no btw

it should be 0 since there is no one but us here 👽

please disable it

[quick idol]

Yeah remove it

[vital latch]

I'm not saying it should, also yes I have asked other mods if I can

[west path]

it was flooded with no ranks earlier but that was like 4 hours ago so i think this would be OK to do

[spring bison]

then do 👽

[alpine raft]

God has fallen

[hollow garden]

I don't think this is the case I saw worldbox chat have a slower slowmode

Anyway you should remove it here
It's just us

Qevie is a true patriot

[spring bison]

SATAN

[west path]

#SaveGameRoomApril1st2025

[hollow garden]

Qevie you are our only hope

[vital latch]

We'll see how this goes, going to keep a small slowmode though.

[west path]

cant u guys just ping quick to see if its ok to unlock this

[vital latch]

~slowmode 5

[hardy saffron]

Slowmode set!

[vital latch]

I have to raise it back up when I gtg btw so when that happens beg another mod to come in here

[hollow garden]

I mean even #🌋worldbox-chat has a 5 second slowmode

[spring bison]

that is fascist 👽

[vital latch]

still?

[spring bison]

why the fuck does general get a 15 secs and we get 1 min 👽

[hollow garden]

Literally

[vital latch]

wait what

oh

sorry I just woke up I'm missing a lot of context

kinda just assumed all channels were on 1m

[hollow garden]

It's ok cosmic

We forgive you

[spring bison]

its okay cosmic we love you

[hollow garden]

Leech

[vital latch]

yea, I gtg in like 5 minutes have testing. if ppl start coming in here to avoid a higher slowmode ping belemin or something

[wraith quarry]

Orion troops in Ponterroe in 1009

[hollow garden]

Alright

[spring bison]

nope btw

[hollow garden]

Based

What's Orion's flag btw

[spring bison]

EW

[hollow garden]

would you guys be interested in a worldbox mw

[spring bison]

EW

[hollow garden]

In like half an hour

[wraith quarry]

probably not

[hollow garden]

Fair enough

[hollow garden]

That's not what I would have expected

No blue color at all?

[wraith quarry]

no

[vital latch]

gtg, bye all!

[wraith quarry]

well a dark blue-grey

[hollow garden]

Bye xosmixaa

[vital latch]

good luck don't die in the update hellfire

[wraith quarry]

goodbye marine mammal

[wraith quarry]

we took ponterroe before
we can do it again

[hollow garden]

Ponterroe should be part of Orion

[wraith quarry]

real

i just want the mideastern region

millions of orions living there under evil terronien rule

[spring bison]

you should allow a zeruvian takeover of the city btw

[wraith quarry]

i'll allo a zeruvian takeover of my tourist island

[cunning niche]

@spring bison zeru should unite with banamia

[spring bison]

👽

[spring bison]

give it to me btw

[cunning niche]

Think about it

[cunning niche]

Two economic powerhouses one rising one current

Think about the potential

[wraith quarry]

the decafians have been pressuring me to leave (and give it to them) so
i shall give it to you

i'm making my south and demi a tourist paradise anyways

[cunning niche]

You would be granted AMAZING protecting while having a good and stable exonomy

[wraith quarry]

what is banamia's opinion on Orion
who has continuously invested in Banamia and supported their growth

[cunning niche]

What..? Since when?

Danke schgotten

[spring bison]

why is bananan suggesting I commit financial suicide

[wraith quarry]

since i invested in you...

[cunning niche]

For ur support im neutral and grateful

[wraith quarry]

when you were rebuilding banamia

[cunning niche]

No we both combine into a shared state

[wraith quarry]

from the invasion

[cunning niche]

Like austria hungary for example two states into one but more stable and way better

[wraith quarry]

i want to be neutral with everybody

except allania maybe
they straight up stated they want to destroy our people

[hollow garden]

It's just rhetoric I think

I'm sure Blumi doesn't actually want to destroy the Orionic state

[west path]

hello satans

whats your take on the updat dropping right about now

[hollow garden]

Like I only want to beat Terrone a bit but not actually destroy it completely

[hollow garden]

I'm very excited

[west path]

you arent gonna succeed in this banan

[wraith quarry]

uhh
their actions speak the same narrative though

[hollow garden]

what about you qevie

[west path]

like there is no way 😭

[west path]

i havent seen the light for 600 years.

[wraith quarry]

blumi still never answered me how they manage the former orion colony in marui

which still has orion citizens

[hollow garden]

You will see it soon child

[cunning niche]

@spring bison so… what do you say?

[west path]

I am so lonely. All the updates have passed by, yet none have reached me. I fail to take joy in anything. Not anymore. Those times have passed. I am but a simple fragment of a fractured mind torn asunder by the cruel tides of reality.

[hollow garden]

:

[wraith quarry]

im glad banamia is pursuing its own interests and prosperity rather than being a rump state for either the west or east

[hollow garden]

😔

[wraith quarry]

better than how banamia operated in manneva

[west path]

I SEE THE LIGHT

[hollow garden]

We are so back

[cunning niche]

Walryu Union operated very sexily under my rule

[rose cape]

the invasion is crazy

[wraith quarry]

okay true

[hollow garden]

Thankfully no one came here yet

[wraith quarry]

but that was in defcon

[hollow garden]

I feel like I'm jinxing it

[wraith quarry]

is this well edited

[spring bison]

why is there 2 million people in russian vc

[hybrid anchor]

I got the beta it is mine

All of you are nothing

[wraith quarry]

#🌎🖥pc-general

[spring bison]

china vc too

[west path]

killing myself why is my internet so slow

[tardy cypress]

I don't have this update yet in beta-versions on steam... It's an unstable beta version right?

[hollow garden]

Literally

[west path]

you are not special

[wraith quarry]

#🚑help-chat

[hollow garden]

Wtf there are two people in arabic vc

[marsh lance]

Game room is safe…

[west path]

type in forbiddenKnowledge in the beta access code panel

[cunning niche]

Got nuked
Disarmed their nukes
no ones checking in them
Rebuilt their arsenal and their cities
World got in a nuclear conflict
unaffected
Is this the strat?

[hybrid anchor]

No im first

[fallow jolt]

you have to use a code check #📣announcements

[hollow garden]

#📣announcements there is a guide for it

[west path]

the hoglings are invading

[hollow garden]

Nuh uh

[spring bison]

it is political suicide 🤯

[rose cape]

@waxen remnant i thought discord has a 13 year minimum age?

[wraith quarry]

Before the rebrs start chatting here please consider if this is the correct channel

[hollow garden]

Fish look at what's happening in general and worldbox chat

Holy fuck

[waxen remnant]

:skull_crossbones:

[hollow garden]

5 minute Slowmode 😭

[hardy saffron]

WorldBox devs are currently aiming to release the update into open beta on April 1st 2025. The most recent Steam post, which contains this info, can be found here: https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/1206560/view/509574242369537672 . An explained collection of all update news can be found here: https://the-official-worldbox-wiki.fandom.com/wiki/Update_News
@waxen remnant

[waxen remnant]

@rose cape play the open beta.

[rose cape]

@solar terrace get rid of this command

[wild mason]

#🌎general message star this please!

[rose cape]

i cant im not home yet 💔

[cunning niche]

We will have a multiparty system parties from zeru and parties from banamia

We shall be equals in a new nation reborn

[wraith quarry]

interesting

[acoustic finch]

the beta is so confusing

[west path]

not really

[spring bison]

@wraith quarry opinion on terroe sucking less than orion

[west path]

whats your issue i could prolly help figure it out 🐖

ive opted into the beta

[alpine raft]

im updating rn gonna check it out

[hybrid anchor]

HOLY FUCKKKKK

[hollow garden]

This guy should never give takes again

[spring bison]

no like literally analyze the situation

[hollow garden]

Tell me what's the issue

[spring bison]

orion is supposed to be the USA

yet it has a more bitchy attitude than terroe

[acoustic finch]

aloooooooot of new features and its complex😵‍💫

guys this wont be compatible with any mod😭😭

[frosty drum]

OMG

[frank latch]

unreal

this can't be

[tribal badge]

April Fool's Day

[static skiff]

i am crashing out after waiting for 2 years for thsi (the game feels brand new)

[wild mason]

@waxen remnant THEY DID IT

[waxen remnant]

God is good

God is Great

[wild mason]

OK But

thbey shouldnt be locked

that is so dumb
it even locked some creatures you had before

[spring bison]

wait what 👽

is there progression now 👽

[wraith quarry]

just download a map that unlocks everythinh

[spring bison]

that is so fucking stupid holy shit

[wild mason]

@gloomy moss Undo this change this is moronic

[acoustic finch]

ye fr wtf

[wraith quarry]

we are switching to a new foreign policy of apathy

[spring bison]

why do you have to unlock things in a sandbox game 👽 👽 👽 👽

[acoustic finch]

guys we dont need anymore mods

[spring bison]

its probably getting reversed since the devs are going to get blasted

[acoustic finch]

but all mods for a couple of months will not work

[wraith quarry]

speaking of which are you chill if we end protection status for zeru

[acoustic finch]

it wont

[shy isle]

@wild mason Is it for the mobile version or PC?

[spring bison]

no 👽

[gloomy moss]

https://tenor.com/view/sue-me-gif-4973547121865477637

[wraith quarry]

why

[acoustic finch]

mobile version wont get anything

[acoustic finch]

CHANGE IT PLEASEEE

[wraith quarry]

Thoughts on Orion troops capturing ponterroe

[acoustic finch]

it was a beatiful moment in history

[spring bison]

why would you risk a financial crisis because your dumbass wants "neutrality and trade"

[gloomy moss]

Dresden 45?

[frank latch]

FOR THE TERRONEIN REPUBLIK YOU ORI DOGS!

[wraith quarry]

Ponterroe 1009

[wraith quarry]

im not risking financial crisis

[spring bison]

people will just download a map that has everything in it this is just a stupid change 👽

[wraith quarry]

...am i?

[spring bison]

yes 👽

[wraith quarry]

oh

[alpine raft]

Holy shit I understand why it takes years for an update

[wraith quarry]

any reason why that might be

[alpine raft]

The fucking game is insane now

[frank latch]

what am I missing?

[alpine raft]

you can see neurons and theres genes

you can control them

[spring bison]

you invested into my financial sector, your people invested in my financial sector, other nations invested in my financial sector, the people of these other nations invested in my financial sector

[wraith quarry]

bow doesnt own the game

[wraith quarry]

true...

[wild mason]

OK Buddy

[alpine raft]

Its fucking insane now

[vital latch]

Is the uodate unlocked?

[wraith quarry]

alright

[cobalt hatch]

Any way to unlock everything?

[vital latch]

What yalls think about it so far

[wraith quarry]

i should end protectionship status for fakher tho

[spring bison]

and you would just crash my stock market as soon as people hear a patrol of gunboats are nearing my nation

[wraith quarry]

well i already sorta did

[wild mason]

Its good but very disappointed by them locking creatures behind progression including ones that were... already available

[frank latch]

logically

[wraith quarry]

why would i do that

[wild mason]

I don't understand this line of thinking

[spring bison]

if any nation invades me people are immediately going to withdraw all their investments in a panic

[wraith quarry]

it sucks but it isnt that big a deal

[wraith quarry]

oh

ok

[cobalt hatch]

That i want my traits back 😦 A mod said it's possible.. How?

[west path]

im gonna explode

ion wanna unlock everything bro

[frank latch]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: You rolled 17

[frank latch]

peak

[low agate]

@west path thoughts on this thing?

[frank latch]

when are then ending slowmode

[west path]

they should add a debug option to bypass having to unlock everything

[cobalt hatch]

Fr it took a lot for me as i cant play hours and hours in a day

[frank latch]

They didn't?

[wild mason]

@lime hemlock @marsh lance

[frank latch]

that's evil

[frank latch]

SEALS

[marsh lance]

IS THAT

[frank latch]

https://tenor.com/view/seal-clap-gif-3825042206276800481

[cobalt hatch]

I think they did because a mod said there is a way, idk how tho

[marsh lance]

https://tenor.com/view/mistwol-seal-clapping-happy-clap-gif-10078598596952575245

https://tenor.com/view/wave-seal-shy-cute-hello-gif-17557219007211587331

[spring bison]

people will just post a map with everything in it

[vital latch]

what on earth, yeah that sounds odd to me. anything else locked behind progression?

[marsh lance]

https://tenor.com/view/seal-happy-seal-seal-love-baikal-seal-gif-4004194442139721314

[wild mason]

Why are these trees so big

[spring bison]

and there will be mods that have a trait editor with everything in it

so its fucking pointless

[west path]

cultures, languages, traits, religions, genes

[frank latch]

WHOA

THOSE ARE AWESOME

[spring bison]

and just drives away new people if we really think about it

[cobalt hatch]

I mean, i find it fair if someone wants to test everything now

[marsh lance]

The game is fucking gone chat

[wraith quarry]

cloud trees

[wild mason]

From what I have seen no which makes the decision even weirder

[wraith quarry]

btw this is an open beta so
they could change the progression

[low agate]

I can't send cat pics in general so I'm stuck sending them here

[wild mason]

HOLY SHIT

[spring bison]

did they unlock traits?

[wild mason]

THE DEVS ADDED MY SUGGESTION

[spring bison]

what is it

[low agate]

What suggestion

[wild mason]

A third mountain layer called Summit that retains snow

[spring bison]

peak

[acoustic finch]

ye fr wtj

[frank latch]

literally

(literally a mountain peak)

[acoustic finch]

im s confused my rbain cant comprehend, they remade the entire game

[spring bison]

why did they even remove the snow thing

[frank latch]

I wonder why it took so long

[wild mason]

Mapwars just got even easier to host

[west path]

they gamified it

[low agate]

@tiny wren you can finally make this super accurate fr

[frank latch]

what is that?

[frank latch]

ah

that's based

[spring bison]

can you control where it expands

[cunning niche]

@spring bison what do you say?

[wild mason]

Yes

[simple berry]

So what's all in the update so far?

[acoustic finch]

how to make demon civilisation guys

[wild mason]

You can possess creatures

[west path]

BRO U GOTTA UNLOCK CLANS AND PLOTS TOO??

wt

[acoustic finch]

bro they made this an rpg😤😭😭😭

[wild mason]

No?

[spring bison]

👽

[west path]

u do to make them happen

for plots

[low agate]

Me as a mobile user just watching

[vital latch]

ah, pain... it'll tale forever to unlock allat

[wild mason]

We can make french people happen now

[spring bison]

I don't understand why theyre doing this 👽

thats just 👽

[vital latch]

ok thats kinda peak

[low agate]

Wait is that the crystal sword?

Are you able to spawn biome specific creatures now?

[cunning niche]

Guys

I am making game of thronsies

[vital latch]

presumably atleast some of them

[cunning niche]

@spring bison its an actually very good deal

[vital latch]

lemons 100%

[acoustic finch]

okay guys how to make demon kingdom

[low agate]

That makes things so much easier

[wild mason]

Yes but you need to find them first

OK I think rats might be broken

[low agate]

Me when

[wild mason]

They keep overtaking everything

[vital latch]

check debug btw?

maybe theres an auto unlock in there

or otherwise smth new

[spring bison]

how do I download this

[vital latch]

steam -> properties -> betas

[low agate]

Bro why can't I send images there

[spring bison]

it dosent appear for me

[vital latch]

huh

[spring bison]

oh wait Im stupid

[wild mason]

You need to put in the password

[spring bison]

I was lazy to read the

[wild mason]

ForbiddenKnowledge

[spring bison]

I think they closed it

it dosent work anymore

[vital latch]

where is this btw?

[vital latch]

oh burnt

[low agate]

Crazy

[vital latch]

[west path]

exactly

[vital latch]

lmao

dude where did the categories go

[acoustic finch]

we have to unlock items too

[vital latch]

I can't find some channels

oh they

arent even here

[spring bison]

cooked 💔

[spring bison]

just download a map that has everything in it

[wild mason]

I like the new animals

I just wish I didnty have to search for them all

[spring bison]

OH

its case sensitive

[acoustic finch]

send map link pls

[spring bison]

you have to put exactly forbiddenKnowledge

[cunning niche]

SHIP COMBAT HAS BEEN ADDRD

[spring bison]

the k has to be capitalized

[vital latch]

I am tanking the entire schools internet rn to install worldbox

so peak

[vital latch]

unlocked the beta at school

lets see if staff kills me for my antics

(I have testing today)

[wild mason]

We can actually make four seasons now

[vital latch]

what server

[low agate]

Mpg

[vital latch]

cancer

[acoustic finch]

@spring bison

[spring bison]

there isint one yet

[dusty glacier]

I just spawned two people and they gave birth to twins, like same hair same genes, so neat

[spring bison]

wait a week and there will be like atleast 1000 copypastes

[cunning niche]

White walker invastion!

[spring bison]

this progression change actually fucking irritates me

[vital latch]

caassp my ass its worldboxing time

[west path]

the world if i didnt have to unlock all this shit:

[dusty glacier]

Do you guys also have ice hammer unlocked and nothing else?

[spring bison]

this is so fucking irritating

[wild mason]

Hopefully thet get that feedback enough they revert it

[west path]

PLEAS

[wild mason]

The only thing that makes sense to lock are godlike traits and creatures like greg

as an achievement

[west path]

they should just add a debug option to disable progression

[vital latch]

ok after checking out the update I can say this is something I'll do when I get home

lotsa shit to unlock

[west path]

also necromancer kingdoms are very cool

[vital latch]

also my trait progress was reset

[wild mason]

Wow!

[frank latch]

LETS GO

no worldbox to enjoy this on...

[vital latch]

I'm... the peak of human evolution! And you're just a capybara

[acoustic finch]

theres too much to unlock

[frank latch]

I am officially left behind 😔

[acoustic finch]

my god

[shadow mirage]

Well the mobile more left behind

[acoustic finch]

mobile will never get the update

[merry ingot]

What’s the new creatures and races ?

[frosty drum]

@frank latch @wild mason

[frank latch]

punched someone +130

[low agate]

That's crazy

[frank latch]

me too

[frosty drum]

I'm half excited and half Fucking Miserable

[vital latch]

,roll 20 expand

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 11

[frank latch]

why

[vital latch]

the pain of being a mobile player

[low agate]

~bt

[vital latch]

hes a mobile player

[frank latch]

evil

[frosty drum]

And vikings fan

[vital latch]

mobile has no beta

[merry ingot]

Real

[frank latch]

ah

[low agate]

,roll 5000 summon goku

[haughty inlet]

halo0pk0ok

:game_die: You rolled 2286

[acoustic finch]

HELPPPP

[west path]

IMO they shouldnt lock anything cause this is a sandbox god game.. the selling point is that you have a shitton of freedom

[frank latch]

so
the update is only in beta?

Do the developers plan to make some changes as it's on beta in order to receive feedback and allat?

(this is someone who has not read the steam post)

[low agate]

Especially if you bought the game/premium

[cunning niche]

THE UPDATE JUST CAME OUT 😭

[merry ingot]

Did they lock traits?????

[vital latch]

I suppose they probably to, I think the main point is to stomp out bugs though

[frank latch]

ah

[west path]

you gotta progress everything

[vital latch]

did they lock traits again

mine got reset

[west path]

they made creatures, genes, cultures, kingdoms, magic, genes, languages, subspecies all progression locked

[vital latch]

💔

[west path]

they got reset ya

[vital latch]

Pain

[frank latch]

this is evil

[west path]

hoping for somebody to make a map with everything in it

[frank latch]

how do languages and cultures work?

[vital latch]

They'll probably be reset again post beta

[merry ingot]

So just years of progression and you have everything in the game?

[frosty drum]

Is beta temporary

[vital latch]

a mod that auto unlocks stuff is more likely

[vital latch]

I don't know

[wild mason]

Can someone convince the devs to make a poll for the community on this for feedback

[low agate]

Mobile users:

[wild mason]

So it will be overwhemlinglyt against it

and they can not do it

[vital latch]

minorly burnt they may be

[low agate]

Having to unlock stuff in a sandbox game you paid for kinda crazy

[frank latch]

https://tenor.com/view/yoda-star-wars-gif-8063259

[west path]

true

[merry ingot]

They should make it like they did with the edit trait after unlocking it, you have it in every map

[frosty drum]

Can't Burn me

[west path]

theres no reason to include this btw the progression doesnt enhance the gameplay

[wild mason]

@develo\

[vital latch]

Hang on, you don't?

What. The. Flip.?.?.?

[west path]

they are shared between worlds

[merry ingot]

Ohhhh

Dude I thought it was just the one world

[wild mason]

Wait

[vital latch]

it increases player retention

[wild mason]

should i actualluy ping them about it

[vital latch]

if you aren't spam pinging you won't be warned for it

[wild mason]

<@&1348293632301469760> If you read this you should do a poll on the progression system because the sentiment on it seems very negative and it is a god-game, where you expect to have everything at your fingertips.

[frosty drum]

@west path technically unlocking stuff has been in the game for 2 years

[wild mason]

No way.

[merry ingot]

Cool

[frosty drum]

@wild mason

[vital latch]

holy peak

[alpine raft]

wazzaa

what up c0smic

[frank latch]

SCOTLAND

[vital latch]

hi nekcrop how is shit

[merry ingot]

Bro I was told last minute that I can’t play beta till a few more weeks (I’ve been excited and waiting for weeks to play the update)

[west path]

its not a f2p game though

the game is PAID, there is no reason for them to artifically increase player retention in the PAID version

[alpine raft]

we be vibing, only 2 hours of classes today, tomorrow gonna see stuck up private school twats and play an assembly for kids

(im gonna do a military junta)

if they let me lead it, they are fucked im going full military junta

[vital latch]

well you see,

1. steam refund policy
2. high player numbers is free advertising
   doesn't really justify it well imo, but might've been the thought process

[alpine raft]

isnt the game advertised as in development?

[vital latch]

two hours of classes is a vibe, I have mad testing this week unfortunately personally though.
also beat the private school peoples asses

[west path]

if you arent liking worldbox in the first 2 hours then the game isnt your type of game and progression wont change that

[alpine raft]

oh baby im going machiavelli if my friends let me, (let me because they know im literally machiavelli and last time i got elected i became "the corrupt delegate")

[west path]

and again, the game markets itself as a sandbox game so this is 👽

who is winning this war

[alpine raft]

@west path im at hour 332 of bannerlord, i've basically optimised the early game caravans are goated

[alpine raft]

blue, the other side doesnt have enough kills to army ratio they should

[spring bison]

if im being honest the update can not release like this

it is just not good as it is rn

[alpine raft]

its kinda overcomplicated ngl

[west path]

they remove the immense amount of progression needed and the update is baller btw

[spring bison]

they need to tweak some things related to civilization

[west path]

wdym

[spring bison]

like how cities work and the fact I have multiple towns just stop existing because there are no people being born

[wraith quarry]

w

[spring bison]

a town literally is dying because it cant build houses

[wraith quarry]

y'all do know this is an open beta right

[spring bison]

yes 👽

[wraith quarry]

not an official update

[quasi osprey]

do u got any clue on what talents do

[spring bison]

fish if he... read the original message 🤯

[wraith quarry]

#🚑help-chat

[spring bison]

finally I can build a wall

and make mexico pay for it in wb

[wraith quarry]

bootiful

[spring bison]

also why the fuck does building walls delete city zones 👽

[west path]

my fox kingdom uses a unicorn language and culture 🙏😭

[spring bison]

why does kingdoms just randomlly dissolve

I had a 5 town kingdom that just dissolved randomlly 👽

[alpine raft]

we dont ask those questions

[vital latch]

true

[vital latch]

this sounds kinda silly

[hardy saffron]

WorldBox devs released the 0.50 open beta on <t:1743523200:f>. The most recent Steam post, which contains info on how to enter, can be found here: https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/1206560/view/523086940514289534 . An explained collection of all update news can be found here: https://the-official-worldbox-wiki.fandom.com/wiki/Update_News

[alpine raft]

https://tenor.com/view/truth-is-the-game-was-rigged-from-the-start-fallout-new-vegas-gif-14316695

[alpine raft]

im defo telling at least one to "pull up on this side of the bench"

lets see who argues better

[spring bison]

why do kingdoms just refuse to make new cities now

a city literally occupies almost half the map

[acoustic finch]

bruh why are the oceans still empty

[spring bison]

why does this plot exist

[vital latch]

did they not already do this

[spring bison]

this is stupid 👽

it just dissolves the kingdom

we need a mod to remove this its so 👽

[spring bison]

no

[cunning niche]

https://tenor.com/view/invincible-i-am-invincible-i'm-invincible-party-birthday-gif-1633932865894312342

[spring bison]

this map can have atleast 12-13 villages

[cunning niche]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1055391047137644727/1352047971218489456/xddd_1.gif

[spring bison]

more if I intervene

[cunning niche]

This guy

Is so weird

[spring bison]

I might just revert my version back

city populations can not sustain themselves ive noticed

I have to constantly spawn new people in them because they just dont grow and die

there should be atleast like 1.2k people in this map but it barely surpasses 400 now

[spring bison]

the population literally dropped to below 200 now 👽

OH MY GOD THIS PLOT

why are all wars just genocidal now 👽

[frank latch]

God after creating humans:

[spring bison]

no like it literally kills off entire cities

no wonder the population is so low

[frank latch]

rip

[spring bison]

old wb had occasional civilian deaths in war

in this beta armies just genocide entire villages

[wraith quarry]

kill everybody but the women

[frank latch]

more accurate to be honest

[wraith quarry]

the women go to slavery

[frank latch]

kill only the women

[spring bison]

but its terrible for gameplay

[frank latch]

true

[spring bison]

specially if a war kills like 200 people in a world that barely gets over 400 global population

[wraith quarry]

give everybody fertile trait

and problem solved

[indigo tulip]

to be fair a few genocidal wars have started since the last update its probably inspired by real events

[spring bison]

no btw

WHAT

LITERALLY EVERYONE DIED

I LOOKED AWAY FOR A SECOND

[acoustic finch]

wth i used smooth jazz for 1 second and 70 kids appeared from 2 people

😭😭😭

what they putting in those instruments

[acoustic finch]

the game was paused too

[earnest salmon]

Better than mine. I had a rabbit, gave it the ability to make civilization, he had 10 children. Looked away for a sec and a raccoon murdered his ENTIRE lineage.

[acoustic finch]

why can humans make subspecies with animals bro

[earnest salmon]

Yes.

[spring bison]

I spawned 700 people and the moment I started a war 500 people died

and now its below 400 again 👽

[frank latch]

it sounds like this update was peak

[acoustic finch]

how do u let animals make civs again

[spring bison]

no btw

there are so many things done wrong here

[acoustic finch]

bro its a completely new worldbox with so many over complicated things and u have to unlock eveyrthing manually

its no longer a sandbox its just an rpg

[frank latch]

They're probably gonna make changes over the course of beta

[acoustic finch]

we have to wait another 2 years until they add realistic balls update

[spring bison]

yeah Ill just revert my version for now

[frank latch]

~bt

amp...

[spring bison]

wait until this gets fixed because I just can not play like this

[frank latch]

-bt

[acoustic finch]

fr

[frank latch]

EVIL

[spring bison]

riot mode disables the bot

[acoustic finch]

fr bro

the riot ended bro

nvm

atleast its calm here

[earnest salmon]

Only thing I dislike about this update so far has to be how slow population growth is, even with rabbits.. on max speed.

[acoustic finch]

answers pls?

[acoustic finch]

the manual labor is worse

[earnest salmon]

Monoliths or Subspecies modifier

[acoustic finch]

alr thx

[spring bison]

there are literally only 6 villages now

and 2 of them are dying

5 villages now

[frank latch]

@spring bison can you turn off wars?

[acoustic finch]

why are the cat subspecies just a stick

[spring bison]

even if I do turn it off and let population grow it wont matter

[frank latch]

rip

[acoustic finch]

bufallo one too lol

[frank latch]

is there possibly another reason why they're dying?

[spring bison]

the population can just randomlly start dying and as soon as a single war start half of the kingdoms population dies

[spring bison]

disasters are turned off

and its probably the eras

since they are completely unoptimized for how the new system works

[acoustic finch]

bro js use debug mode

[spring bison]

okay yeah im uninstalling this beta 👽

[acoustic finch]

guys my wolves made subspecies with a dancing hat

[west path]

bro how do i use the angle tower

[acoustic finch]

and my cats and buffalos with stick creatures

[acoustic finch]

tbh idk

[wild mason]

PLEASE make this clear to the devs so mastef will stop defending this choice

[spring bison]

we need people to complain about it

[acoustic finch]

OHHHHHHHHHHH i found out why all my subspecies are stick creatures, theyre having babies with the swords

i swear they look like 3 dancing sticks

[twin oracle]

@pulsar lake @mortal escarp no freaking way...

[cunning niche]

?

[twin oracle]

cant post images in general rn

[cunning niche]

Whats it abt tho

[twin oracle]

theyr a rlly old user !!

[cunning niche]

KD?

[spring bison]

I have noticed some villages just cant have navies

because the game refuses to let them expand in water tiles

[cunning niche]

They added naval combat

[acoustic finch]

does anyone know how to get the void thing

[pulsar lake]

No shot

KO return before gta 6

[spring bison]

so they are just landlocked dispite having access to the sea

[pulsar lake]

@waxen remnant

[waxen remnant]

holy shit

[acoustic finch]

@gloomy moss bro seriously i love you but PLEASEEEEEEEEEE GIVE US THE STUFF WE CANT DO IT MANUALLY BRO please

[waxen remnant]

@mortal escarp are you KO? @ionic storm

holy shit legendary return

[cunning niche]

@mortal escarp teach me about protein

[waxen remnant]

where were you

[cunning niche]

Living life

[twin oracle]

waow...

[gloomy moss]

https://tenor.com/view/if-you-dont-play-the-game-the-game-plays-you-lynette-perry-yellowstone-youre-gonna-get-played-you-have-to-play-the-game-gif-27094813

[twin oracle]

@waxen remnant did they end up adding elves to the game

[burnt wren]

@heavy hornet
@hollow garden
@frosty drum
Hell yeah?

[burnt wren]

Hey uncle mastef

[cunning niche]

Theres always been elves

“Fine” 😂😂

Sorry but the state if this server is far from fine

[waxen remnant]

you missed me being admin for a year 💔

but good to have you back actually

me and @ionic storm were waiting for your grand arrival

[cunning niche]

Admin corruption, lots of bannings, and the unbanning of… SEAWOLF!

Eye and toast best admins server has had

Nruv the great is following in their footateps

Yeah

Why did u delete that

@thorny summit

Still

[low agate]

Interesting

[cunning niche]

SO MANY DAMN MOSQUITO BITESSSSS

[ionic storm]

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[cunning niche]

I was at the coast and in the coast here there are many mosquitos and bugs

[ionic storm]

KO IS BACK???

[frank latch]

rip

[west path]

can you make activating forbidden knowledge spawn pigs

to showcase that those who use it are FAT

[gloomy moss]

Lmao

[signal tulip]

nerf orcs....

and also elves while youre at it

jk

[gloomy moss]

Silly you, nobody uses them anymore

[signal tulip]

true...

[spring bison]

okay I tried

I gave everyone fertile trait and enabled fast pop growth

and it still leads to 90% of the world just dying

[signal tulip]

are orcs atheist?

they dont seem to form a religion

[spring bison]

peak worldbox is back

I reverted the version

[signal tulip]

smh aint that the old update

[acoustic finch]

they added a mew feature, countries crumble when low stab, all their cities declare independence at once

[spring bison]

the beta is just unplayable at the moment

[spring bison]

this is the most stupid feature ever

beside the progression thing

[signal tulip]

I feel like theres no reason to make new religions, if theyre mostly giving the same abilities

and the creatures dont seem to develop in a very fast rate

if you put on the fast progression stuffs

[spring bison]

im pretty sure its based on population

and if you take the fact that at any moment a mass genocide can just wipe out an entire village out of nowhere

you can see why development is limited

[static skiff]

should i continue to play ck3 or try the beta guys?

[spring bison]

continue playing ck3

[signal tulip]

I thought it was more of the time

[spring bison]

its way better than the beta

[static skiff]

how is the beta that bad i tried it got overwhelmed so i left

[spring bison]

im pretty sure its based on population and traits

[signal tulip]

also the orcs do share some similarities between the wb members

[spring bison]

it is unplayable rn

[signal tulip]

just try it out

[static skiff]

ill play it tomorrow

[signal tulip]

its not like your ck3 will remove itself out of nowhere smh

[spring bison]

if you want to do any civilization building dont play it

its physically impossible to make it without constant surveillance of villages to make sure they dont just die out

[static skiff]

wow

i will wait until the fix civilisations

then ill play it

[signal tulip]

the elves are using some monkey communication ig

Oh and they shouldve added family names into the family tree

it doesnt make sense if ones name is just James

makes them look like they dont have any family

[acoustic finch]

im editing a pure carb subspecies to make it op

cuz its so cool

its just pink crabs

so im making them nearly unstoppable

[vivid gate]

does anybody know why the populations of my worlds immediately collapse after this update

it went from 10000 to 1000 overnight wth

[quartz knoll]

Anyone figured out if you can make piranhas walk on land??

[quartz knoll]

It’s more realistic

[vivid gate]

no were talking about a massive world lol how is that realistic

i really hope this is a bug and not bottleneck to performance

[quartz knoll]

Idk go make piranhas walk lil bro

[digital elbow]

i just made a village and they all plunged into madness and killed a newborn. should i be concerned?

[alpine raft]

god

what the fuck is happening in game room

[quartz knoll]

I’m trying to make piranhas walk

Is this a possibility?

[digital elbow]

i think ive done it

[quartz knoll]

HOW?!?!?

[digital elbow]

so i thought giving it super health would work but it died upon contact with land..

[quartz knoll]

I DID KT

GET RID OF THEIR AQUATIC TRAIT

THEY WILL RUN TO LAND AND BUILD A CIVILIZATIONS THAT RIVAL ROME

[spiral parrot]

Hello everyone

[quartz knoll]

@spiral parrot make your piranhas walk

Yes

And they breed crazy fast

[digital elbow]

THEY MAKE CIVILIZATIONS!?

[acoustic finch]

i edited a crab subspecies and made it super op and made them reporduce REALLLLYY FAST

[quartz knoll]

They’re piranha heads

[acoustic finch]

they can breath underwater and stuff

[quartz knoll]

It’s a skeleton of piranhas

[alpine raft]

thats actually an interesting thing to do

lower the birth rate insanely

but make them really strong

[signal tulip]

and kill the weaks

only the strong shall live

[alpine raft]

if they are all strong its fine

[signal tulip]

alr cool update

it does have some flaw

but overall I enjoyed it

[spring bison]

this is just stupid

the normal birth rate already kills off entire villages

[spring bison]

yeah this beta is unplayable at the moment

[quartz knoll]

LeBron

[spring bison]

if you want to civilization build its impossible

[quartz knoll]

Make piranhas walk LeBron

Teach them to dunk

[alpine raft]

Are you mentally slow? It is a viltrumite race aka live very long and small population

[spring bison]

are YOU mentally slow?

[quartz knoll]

LeBron

[vivid gate]

yeah its gotta be a bug a country the size of switzerland has the population of 50

[alpine raft]

How am I mentally slow

[quartz knoll]

Make piranhas walk

[vivid gate]

if its a performance thing for mobile thats gonna be abysmal

[acoustic finch]

when the op crab subspecies i made dei they turn into mythril lol

[burnt wren]

Finally downloaded it on my mobile

[digital elbow]

yo uh...i think you got the wrong one 💀

[quartz knoll]

This guy gets it

[acoustic finch]

eu4 temu edition

gusy why dont the subspecies make any cities

[quartz knoll]

They immediately made one of for me

[west path]

just make a specialized subspecies for it

[spring bison]

I toggled debug birth rate increase and gave everyone fertile trait

[burnt wren]

No it's rome total war

[spring bison]

and a war would just end any stable population period

[wild mason]

@frank latch Is this true?

[frank latch]

very

[burnt wren]

Bro

You have no idea what hapoend to my world in WB

[acoustic finch]

yall im lit chopped i was wondering why my op super crab species were dying then i noticed they had the plague

[safe raptor]

im pretty sure whats causing most people to die in the game are rats spawning and giving the plague

[spring bison]

I did some tests and yeah I can not make a population stable village

[frank latch]

nope...

[burnt wren]

Okay listen
Last time when I was playing WB there was 2 nations that were fighting for 13 years
In the last 4 years of the war there was 2 generals from both sides that they had rivalry
They fought 4 battles against eachother and it turned out a 2/2
In the 5th battles both sides send their generals to fight eachother in a 1v1
Both commanders fought and killed eachother at the same time

[signal tulip]

With the debug?

[spring bison]

Yeah

[signal tulip]

Ig it ain't working

[spring bison]

I gave everyone fertile trait and debug birth rate

high population cities tend to last longer but still dies out long term

I have infinite resources toggled on too

so there isint a food issue

[frank latch]

peak

but

[spring bison]

this is in a perfect scenario btw

[frank latch]

what did that have to do with what I said?

[spring bison]

one civilization no wars

infinite resources max housing

[burnt wren]

Idk
Because yoy said nope so I had no options fr

[signal tulip]

But finite exploration tho

Might not be an utopia realistically

But I guess in the game sense

It is perfect

[frank latch]

dialogue options:
-Be Friendly
-Be Hostile
-Explain your vast knowledge of pickles

[burnt wren]

I'd rather listen to pickles

[spring bison]

what

yeah okay so i figured that the problem is actually the birth rate combined with the pop limit for villages

my best guess is that population growth declines depending on population age

which is realistic but

leads to things like this

and the thing with wars is that the population growth is so low that cities cant replace the population lost

and so a second war starting on the same place kills the village if it didnt die in the interwar

[loud rune]

Anybody has a Samsung Galaxy a25

[hollow garden]

@spring bison LeBron please

Show me the angels

I'm begging LeBron

I will do anything

I'm crying rn LeBron

I'm sobbing

[spring bison]

I am messing with the subspecies to see if I can fix the birth rate problem

[frank latch]

Idk why
but I read this as
"show me the angles"

[hollow garden]

@wild mason mother allania

Show me the angels

And my soul is yours

[frank latch]

I was confused as to why you wanted to see angles

[hollow garden]

Real

Do you have the update bow?

[wild mason]

cant

I can't spawn them since they locked it behind shit!

Genuinely terrible choice

[frank latch]

I don't have worldbox

[wild mason]

And why is mastef defending this shit

[spring bison]

okay what

I literally choose all the options avaiable that increase birth rate and it somehow made it worse