🎲game-room

[alpine raft]

@burnt wren while im doing this, make houses out of wood and search for metals like steel or iron

[burnt wren]

It takes a lot time
Plus you're short on resources

[low agate]

Semtex doing literally everything to make sure I make no progress

[burnt wren]

Are you gonna play

[low agate]

Keep decoding until I'm done
Inspect the prayer

[burnt wren]

Give me another command then

[frosty drum]

Yes
Keep Mining

[burnt wren]

Look

[alpine raft]

get more wood

[low agate]

Let me do what I want and I'll actually do things

[burnt wren]

By complaining that this is rigged or you do nothing you ain't gotta gain shit

You have to play

[low agate]

I AM

[burnt wren]

Yoy do everything except playing the damn game

[low agate]

Ever heard of multitasking

I can complain AND play

[alpine raft]

Dawg

Sem you just gotta be consistent

[burnt wren]

You I prove your boats a bit more and yoy go to find some ores
You dig a whole and start mining
(You get some stones)

[low agate]

Telling me I'm not playing while ignoring my actions

[alpine raft]

Can i reach oceania?

[burnt wren]

You decode another 2 symbols and they say
You have to recite the prayers of the wind
And yoy look into the prayer
It's some gibberish

[low agate]

That should be like

[burnt wren]

Mine more copper and stone
Nothing else so far rather thank some new colored stones

[low agate]

5 or something symbols

I've done this like five times

[burnt wren]

You can reach the island

[frosty drum]

https://tenor.com/view/thanos-avengers-endgame-infinity-gauntlet-infinity-stones-power-gif-2147317492145410101

[alpine raft]

Reach it and search for resources

[burnt wren]

4 symbols put of 6

[low agate]

Decode the rest

Obviously

[burnt wren]

I mean the island near you

[burnt wren]

Why don't you make mine shafts

[frosty drum]

@burnt wren imma make mineshafts

[burnt wren]

You somehow decode the last 2 and it says to the gods of the earth

[alpine raft]

search if for resources and settle on it

[high tartan]

Where is the Sandwich Guy?

Necromancer Rank.

[burnt wren]

Can yoy explain how are you gonna fix and secure it

[alpine raft]

use it as a jumping board to reach oceania

[alpine raft]

who?

[frosty drum]

Wooden Supports

[burnt wren]

You set up an small camp and start looking around
There is a bunch of trees
And WOLVES

[alpine raft]

wolves you say

@burnt wren tame them

[burnt wren]

You barley mange to secure and fix them but yoy actually do it

[high tartan]

The Sandwich Guy.

[low agate]

Right here

[burnt wren]

How?
Explain

[low agate]

Now

[alpine raft]

idk who that is

[alpine raft]

give them some food

[low agate]

What the hell am I supposed to do

[high tartan]

Where is Seyern?

[alpine raft]

seyern got banned bro

[high tartan]

Why?

[alpine raft]

weird stuff he did

[high tartan]

Wheres Argos?

Wheres Diamond Warrior?

[burnt wren]

By putting all symbols toghter it says
To use the ability of the winds of heavens(levitation) you have to recite the prayers to the gods of the earth

[high tartan]

Wheres Anqaq?

[burnt wren]

Wanna join the map war?

[low agate]

Recite the prayers, duh

[high tartan]

Gib Details.

[low agate]

Basically mine but from dollar store

[burnt wren]

Yee you don't have much except some tree leafs (you didn't look for any food)

[high tartan]

Chat i'm cooking a fire Fantasy world and I need the Sandwich Guy in Order for IT to BE perfect.

[burnt wren]

Since you made shafts it can help you find more ores

[frosty drum]

Let's look for more ores than

[burnt wren]

This is The map and we are playing from bronze age to the modern era

[high tartan]

Put me anywhere you Like.

[burnt wren]

You look for new ores
Yoy found more stones and copper but then
There is a shiny rock

[burnt wren]

Btw there is magic (if yoy can find it)

[low agate]

I'm being ignored again

[high tartan]

Lovely.

[low agate]

And bro's gonna say

[frosty drum]

Let's see it's appearance and test it out

[quick idol]

@burnt wren naval invade skillerz

[high tartan]

Splendid.

[low agate]

I'm not playing

[burnt wren]

You recite

You draw the symbols

And yoy recite

And something happens

@low agate

[low agate]

Can I FINALLY train my levitation

[burnt wren]

You're people start to levitate for some minute

And then they fall down

[quick idol]

@burnt wren heres my war plan
we send guys to kill their guys

[burnt wren]

It's a hard white rock

[high tartan]

The atrocities i'm about to commit.

[low agate]

@burnt wren can I finally train my damn levitation

[frosty drum]

Let's keep testing it out

[burnt wren]

You're under water 👽👽👽
(Atlantis roleplay)

[burnt wren]

Yes

[quick idol]

Wtf is levitation good for

[quick idol]

summon jimbo

[low agate]

Creative mode

[high tartan]

Stealh.

[burnt wren]

Just to fly 4 or 5 meters from the surface at best

[burnt wren]

I will (not now)

[high tartan]

@burnt wren hows my Nation?

[low agate]

@burnt wren train my air time and levitation speed

[burnt wren]

You test it
It's very hard but it's ki da reflecting

[high tartan]

Hows the Terrain?

[burnt wren]

You have nothing (basically stone age)

[frosty drum]

Let's place it on a pedestal

[burnt wren]

Mountains

[high tartan]

Lovely.

[burnt wren]

Goes from one minute to 2 minutes and the speed isn't that good

[low agate]

Bro retconned my 4 minutes

That he himself stated

[burnt wren]

You place it in and get it
It's marble

[frosty drum]

Lol

[burnt wren]

Wait .
Just go on

Trust me

[hollow garden]

@quick idol did you know john mw was about to repeat the Uxair incident

[burnt wren]

Go all the way to 4

[low agate]

Keep training

[frosty drum]

@burnt wren Let's expand southwards

[hollow garden]

It seems that any stone age mw causes the uxair incident to repeat

@burnt wren can we expand west

[high tartan]

@burnt wren I try to Look für a Better Material Than Stone. I explore caves and also try to trade with negihbouring tribes.

[frosty drum]

It was only Bestname

[burnt wren]

Goes from 2 to 4 minutes

[frank latch]

I wanna see

[high tartan]

This RP feels straight Out of the Dollar Store.

[low agate]

It is

It's literally just a budget version of mine

[high tartan]

Perhaps because there arent enough Players.

Or i'm Just Not Invested.

[low agate]

Train speed, train resistance to the harmful effects too

[high tartan]

So Bland.

[burnt wren]

Yes

[burnt wren]

You expand to the jungles
And boom
More banana and tigers

[high tartan]

More explanation.

More Paragraphs.

[low agate]

He knows what I'm talking about

[frosty drum]

Yay

[burnt wren]

It doesn't harm your people anymore but speed improved

[low agate]

Finally this mw is getting good

[high tartan]

@burnt wren

[hollow garden]

Unfortunately belemin immediately shut it down before it escalated

[low agate]

@burnt wren search for ruins fr

[frank latch]

😔

[burnt wren]

You explore caves yoy find more stones and some animals in cave bur since yoy have no tools yoy can't mine any

[frank latch]

was Uxair's mw peak?

[low agate]

I should make a mw for a different group fr

Like

A later day mw

Instead of this one

[burnt wren]

Wait I'm updating the map

[high tartan]

Wym by I got No Tools?

Are we starting from Homo Hablius?

@burnt wren i start making Basic Tools.

[low agate]

He's always like this

He gave me levitation then basically removed it by making a rule AFTER giving me the ability

[high tartan]

Such as pickaxes.

Spears.

[low agate]

Said I couldn't make cactus boats after saying it was a wood alternative

[burnt wren]

Map update

[high tartan]

What mapping Software do you Guys use?

[low agate]

I use ibis paint

[burnt wren]

Literally stone age

[high tartan]

Yeah they Had Spears during the Stone age.

[hollow garden]

You could say that

[low agate]

Assume stone age no tools

[burnt wren]

You make basic stone tools

[hollow garden]

We got freaky mw before worlrbox update

Crazy

[high tartan]

Great.

[low agate]

@burnt wren

[high tartan]

@burnt wren really sorry If i came Off as Rüde.

[burnt wren]

You find another temple

[high tartan]

@burnt wren I start Mining some Stone.

[low agate]

I'm way more rude you're good

[low agate]

Loot it

[burnt wren]

Np

[high tartan]

I start Trading with negihbouring tribes.

[burnt wren]

You get in
There is a big room with a chest inside
Yoy found more copper and bottle full of some liquid

[high tartan]

I trade Tools for Others stuff.

[burnt wren]

You kine stones
Alot of them

[low agate]

Loot the chest (inspect if it's trapped)

[high tartan]

Like fish

And hide.

[burnt wren]

Look for someone to trade with

[low agate]

Knowing you, you'd trap the chest

[frosty drum]

@burnt wren Let's keep improving housing

[burnt wren]

Nope it's not trapped

[low agate]

Loot it

[burnt wren]

Yoy make decent wooden houses

[burnt wren]

Bunch of old copper coins a bottle full of some liquid

[high tartan]

I start sending Expedition teams to the surronding area.

ATLA MW was so Peak.

[low agate]

Train my levitation speed (give examples, like mph, kmph, or a relative)

[burnt wren]

You found goats
You found 2 other caves
And yoy found a area full of trees

[burnt wren]

Gets better
It's 30 mph now

[low agate]

DAMN

PEAK

Train levitation time

[burnt wren]

Told yoy yoy have to use thw damn tablet

[high tartan]

I start making Road to These areas and I make Plans to Migräte to the Wald/Forrest.

[burnt wren]

From 4 to 6

[low agate]

Train physical

[burnt wren]

Yoy mean you expand your lands or?

[burnt wren]

Your men get better physics
So do your women

[high tartan]

No, I mean Migration.

[burnt wren]

Okay but that's basically expanding

[low agate]

Give an example of strength
What's the toughest thing I can punch

[burnt wren]

Literally Crack the wood open and shatter it

[high tartan]

No mirgation IS leaving your old Land for new Land.

[low agate]

Gigachads... So peak...

[burnt wren]

Oh okay okay

You migrate to the new lands

[low agate]

Use my improved levitation to explore deeper into my lands

[high tartan]

I start harvesting barries, fruit and cutting down trees.

[burnt wren]

Since yoy have decent houses you get more population

[frosty drum]

Yay

[high tartan]

I use the lumber to build Better Housing.

I use the nearby mountains for Stone.

I send Expeditions into the Forrest.

For all of this.

[burnt wren]

You explore half of your island and you found an area with palm trees
An old mine and some camels and desert bugs plus some smoll lakes

[high tartan]

Even Better If they fine some animals.

[burnt wren]

Well you actually have to look for them and find them in order to do that

[low agate]

I want to train a sixth sense fr
Magic sense

[high tartan]

@burnt wren

[burnt wren]

Not possible

[low agate]

Damn

[high tartan]

Chat we need another ATLA MW.

[low agate]

I'd like to train levitation time again

[burnt wren]

You found squirrels
Apoels and some eatable veggies

[high tartan]

It would BE so Peak.

[burnt wren]

You have bigger huts now

[high tartan]

I start eating all of them.

@burnt wren i need Religion Details.

[burnt wren]

Your people eat some (not the squirrels

[burnt wren]

You have no religion for now

[low agate]

Did he stutter

[high tartan]

Why Not the squirrels?

[frosty drum]

@burnt wren Let's keep exploring along thw shore with the better boats

[burnt wren]

From 6 to 7

[burnt wren]

They are fast

[rose forge]

https://harvestingnature.com/2021/02/16/bbq-squirrel/

:(

[low agate]

I can travel 3.5 miles in one levitation holy cow

[high tartan]

@burnt wren i start making small farms.

[rose forge]

?

[burnt wren]

You somehow found an old port
And started fishing

[low agate]

@burnt wren dms

[frosty drum]

Yay

[low agate]

I can levitate for 7 minutes and have a levitation speed of 30mph

[rose forge]

in what

[burnt wren]

It's 30 mph dude not kph

[low agate]

This mw

[rose forge]

dafaq

[high tartan]

I need to Host Something.

The urge to Host.

[low agate]

60mph is 1 mile per minute
30 mph is 1 mile per 2 minutes
7/2 is 3.5

[burnt wren]

You make apple farms

[high tartan]

Yippe.

[rose forge]

yessss

[high tartan]

Orchid time.

[rose forge]

orchard

[high tartan]

Only Problem is i don't have Ibis Paint.

No MW.

[burnt wren]

Btw you have marble

[high tartan]

Only RPG.

@burnt wren I send more Expedition teams.

[low agate]

It's free

[frosty drum]

Let's try and make statues and stuff with it

[low agate]

You don't gotta pay for ibis

[high tartan]

I Hope the UI ist Not Bad on mobile.

[rose forge]

Can use other art programs

[burnt wren]

You found eagles and a new forest area

[burnt wren]

You try to carve some marble
Didn't work out very well

[low agate]

Well I've made all these on mobile

So I'd say

It's pretty good

[hollow garden]

@burnt wren how large is my tribe?

and what resources do we have

[high tartan]

Where do I Draw on Ibis Paint?

[low agate]

The canvas

[hollow garden]

You drew this?

[high tartan]

My Phone IS in German.

[low agate]

All of them

[burnt wren]

It's good

[low agate]

Lemme try to show

[rose forge]

nice

[hollow garden]

I'm impressed

[frosty drum]

Let's keep Doing stuff

[hollow garden]

Nice art

[burnt wren]

Since you didn't play you have only stone and sticks

[hollow garden]

Do we have wood?

[high tartan]

@burnt wren I start Dancing with the Eagles and I Cut down more trees.

[hollow garden]

Wait we are in the Sahara

Nvm

[low agate]

Why do you think I got palette role?

[burnt wren]

Like?

[hollow garden]

:(

[hollow garden]

true

[frosty drum]

Exploring
Getting wood
And mining for more ores

[burnt wren]

Eagles didn't liek so they insult you in eagle language and go away
Also toy chop down more trees

[hollow garden]

@ripe owl Arcasia hates him

[low agate]

@high tartan

[burnt wren]

You somehow found more marble and you have alot of wood now

[hollow garden]

We will create stone tools

[high tartan]

Danke.

[burnt wren]

You make it

[low agate]

@hollow garden wanna be chill fr?

[alpine raft]

back

@burnt wren did i make viking long ship

did this die

[low agate]

He's probably typing a paragraph

[alpine raft]

ok

[hollow garden]

You know what
Yes

[burnt wren]

You found a small amount of them

Map update

[low agate]

Expand more

[alpine raft]

can i use them to reach oceania?

[burnt wren]

Why don't yoy try it

[alpine raft]

do it with a scouting party

[burnt wren]

You lost 2 ships because of tornado in the ocean but you reach there

[alpine raft]

ok

search for resourcea

[low agate]

Wild

[alpine raft]

s

[low agate]

@burnt wren would my guys be able to make it across the sea with our levitation

[alpine raft]

@burnt wren use the knowledge i learned from the trip to improve the ships i have

[burnt wren]

The area is good looking.
A mix of dessert and plain fields with jungles
You find cows wheat and berries

[burnt wren]

I don't think so

[low agate]

I mean like

[alpine raft]

search for metals

[low agate]

Either of those directions

[burnt wren]

You dig a hole
It's just stone for now

[burnt wren]

Maybe
Why don't you try

[low agate]

Send someone out fr

(he died)

[burnt wren]

You send one man .
He almost made it but he couldn't resist more so he falls into the sea and drowns

[alpine raft]

ok, bring back all the resources i can back to the mainland

[low agate]

Train flight time and speed

[burnt wren]

Stones amd wheat

[low agate]

By flight

I mean levitation

[burnt wren]

From 7 to 9 minutes

[low agate]

It's quicker to type flight time

[alpine raft]

ok can i plant wheat at home?

[low agate]

Speed?

[burnt wren]

It's a bit a cold
Why don't you plant the wheat there

[frosty drum]

@burnt wren Let's make a Lot of wood boats
Or Begin making a larger boats

[burnt wren]

The same (you didn't train it)

[alpine raft]

il plant the wheat there

[burnt wren]

Choose one

[alpine raft]

but bring it back to arctic and maintain the hp over there

[low agate]

I literally said speed in the message of training...

[burnt wren]

Since you have a camp there
You make wheat farms

[frosty drum]

Larger boats

[burnt wren]

Oh okay didn't see that
You improve that a bit
Goes from 30 to 35

[alpine raft]

dms btw

[burnt wren]

You make some simple large boats but they are a Lil breakable

[burnt wren]

So buddy
You have large boats
What you do

[frosty drum]

Explore further outside of the river

[low agate]

I can now move 5.2 miles per period of levitation

[sullen pawn]

Hello that

chat

[burnt wren]

More fishes

[burnt wren]

Sup

[burnt wren]

I'm hoarding. Wanna join

[frosty drum]

@burnt wren e

[low agate]

@burnt wren with my new improved levitation, I would like to try again with levitating to the mountains

[burnt wren]

Ye

[burnt wren]

Yoy try again
You get closer but fail due to slow speed

[low agate]

I did the math for this btw...
#🎲game-room message

Improve speed

[burnt wren]

It 40mph now

[low agate]

6 miles per levitation

At 9 minutes

Ok

Train levitation time

[burnt wren]

You train hard .it's 12 mins now

[low agate]

The math will be so much easier when I hit 15

[low agate]

I could still do the math with this

Ok

12 = 20% of 60

8 miles

[burnt wren]

Okay

[burnt wren]

Do you wanna try again

[low agate]

Yes

[burnt wren]

You finally do that

You got to mountains

[low agate]

So that means the distance between my island and mountains is about 8 miles

[frosty drum]

@burnt wren I'm back

[burnt wren]

Actually 7.9 miles

[burnt wren]

Yes yes yes yes

[burnt wren]

Any new action

[frosty drum]

@burnt wren Let's Expand up north a bit more

[rotund hill]

Greetings Chat

[low agate]

@burnt wren send a few people to mountains, head towards the direction of jungle

[burnt wren]

You found a new cave

[low agate]

Yo

[quick idol]

@burnt wren naval invade IoE

[burnt wren]

Join the game fr

[low agate]

I didn't do nothing to you

[rotund hill]

What do we have here?

[low agate]

Semtex budget mw

[rotund hill]

@burnt wren session on?

[quick idol]

You looked at me weird

[burnt wren]

You try to get to the jungle area but they didn't get there instead they are trapped there noe

[frosty drum]

Explore the cave

[low agate]

Levitate out of the trap, duh

[rotund hill]

@burnt wren how's my Butchered Goblin Tools

[burnt wren]

More copper and a dark stonw

[low agate]

@burnt wren show map

[burnt wren]

Too big to get out if the hole

[low agate]

Use my physical strength to climb out

You said I can shatter wood

[alpine raft]

holy shit

[low agate]

I should be able to climb

[alpine raft]

making ioe op is wild

[low agate]

I don't plan on using it for war

[alpine raft]

but you are op

so yeah

[low agate]

I want to have my creative mode

[alpine raft]

i asked for fucking strenght

he took 9 people and gave me a glorified warhammer

the IOE glaze is wild

[alpine raft]

you should legit region lock his powers

[low agate]

I wanna levitate and create shit out of nowhere

Creative mode

[alpine raft]

thats op

[low agate]

I can move about 8 miles in one levitation period

12 minutes at 40 mph

[alpine raft]

wow

it is op

you can imrprove it

and you are strong

[low agate]

And yet I can't ascend high enough out of a hole with it

It's not flight

It's levitation

[burnt wren]

Exactly my guy

Your guys are trapped

[low agate]

But that does mean I'm pretty safe from falling off of cliffs

[low agate]

Climb out with my brute strength

[burnt wren]

They are doing great

[burnt wren]

Some of them climb
Somw didn't

[hollow wasp]

Is this just glaze halo mw?

[low agate]

I have a feeling the mountains will have the magic I'm looking for

[low agate]

It shouldn't be

[hollow wasp]

It looks like it is ngl

[low agate]

Not my fault for abusing the system

If it works it works

[burnt wren]

@frosty drum
@rotund hill

[rotund hill]

@burnt wren take the goblin skulls and make my army wear them

[hollow wasp]

Not ur fault johns fault

[frosty drum]

@burnt wren imma make a mineshaft in the new mine

[rotund hill]

Make it some sort of necklace

[low agate]

@burnt wren with the people who made it out, search the mountains for anything that could help me get my "create things out of nowhere" goals

[burnt wren]

That's cold fr

[bold glade]

Hello char

[low agate]

I want to be creative mode!!!

RAAA

Obviously not cubic meter creative mode

But something basic

[rotund hill]

@burnt wren to scout the land, & expand our territory.

[low agate]

Khalix wanna be chill?

[rotund hill]

Semtex butchered my people first round

You think I wanna be chill?

[low agate]

He didn't let me even do shit until I spent like 15 turns decoding a damn rock

[rotund hill]

You're way too op anyways, me on the other hand barely even made my 3rd move and he already fcked me up.

[low agate]

I don't plan on fighting so

[alpine raft]

yeah

[alpine raft]

so

doesnt mean you should be op

[low agate]

I just want to learn magic and be a solitary nation

[burnt wren]

Okay guys sorry

[low agate]

I'm fine with my island

[burnt wren]

I fucked up the map a Lil

[low agate]

As long as I can find the magic I want

[burnt wren]

I was correcting it

[rotund hill]

That's what you say every MW, and end up making genocidal acts on other nations

Erasing entire continents

[low agate]

Ok, in my defense, that's ONLY Baron's mw

[burnt wren]

You scout the lands
There are panters

[rotund hill]

Panters?

[burnt wren]

Yes

[rotund hill]

As in the meow meow?

[low agate]

And again, in my defense for baron's mw, I want dino nuggets

So what if a few nations gotta die?

If I can have the nuggets, I'm chill

[burnt wren]

No the tank 👽
Of course the cat dude

[stoic rapids]

i frogot my password 😦

[low agate]

Frog

[rotund hill]

It's spelled Panthers bruh 😭

[low agate]

Anyways @rotund hill I have no intentions of fighting your people unless you attack first

[burnt wren]

Bruh

[low agate]

I just wanna search the mountains

[rotund hill]

@burnt wren did you expand my land?

[low agate]

@burnt wren have the guys who got out search the mountains area for possible ruins

[burnt wren]

Yes to the north

[burnt wren]

No ruins but cave

[low agate]

Explore it

If we encounter hostiles

Punch them

[rotund hill]

@burnt wren I'd like to develop my Agriculture, expanding my crop farms & goat farms.

[burnt wren]

Okay ummm
Wierd announcement but somehow we are in iron age now
Someone found irons

[frosty drum]

@burnt wren Let's keep mining

Let's keep mining

[low agate]

Only that person is iron age

[burnt wren]

No hostiles but it's full of glowing rocks

[frosty drum]

Let's keep mining

[low agate]

Inspect them

[burnt wren]

You found silver

[frosty drum]

Nice

[burnt wren]

Yoy find out its just copper

[burnt wren]

Great choice

[low agate]

Well there has to be a reason it's glowing

Break the copper to find what's behind it

[frosty drum]

@burnt wren Imma Look for seeds

[rotund hill]

@burnt wren improve our metalworking capabilities, make more Copper tools and then head to the mines!

[burnt wren]

Juat more copper and stone

[low agate]

Why was it glowing

[burnt wren]

You found some coconut seeds plus seeds for figs

[burnt wren]

It's fucking copper dude

[low agate]

Copper is shiny, not glowing

[burnt wren]

You make more tools and go for another mining session

[low agate]

It doesn't have luminescence

[rotund hill]

What did I find next?

[frosty drum]

Imma plant them

[burnt wren]

Just silver

[alpine raft]

@burnt wren whats my pop

[burnt wren]

Why don't yoy take them home

[quick idol]

the world if klez hosted suzerain mw today

[burnt wren]

I'll say in the end of the session

[low agate]

I'll come back for them. Leave the cave and explore more of the mountains

[alpine raft]

ok make a force of 25% of my men and train them to go to war and raiding

[low agate]

Bro's trynna take me down before I get super op

[burnt wren]

You find goats eagles nest panters and a wierd looking house

[rotund hill]

@burnt wren I'd like my men to go fishing & then with the fish try & tame the Panthers.

[alpine raft]

no i live in the arctic i gotta raid for a living

[burnt wren]

You train them but it will take a long time to get ready

[low agate]

Raiding me would be possibly your biggest mistake, I'm in the desert

[alpine raft]

what about using the healing thing to speeding it up

[alpine raft]

exactly why im not raiding you

[quick idol]

gonna do a @prime compass (dictator) run in suzerain 💯

[burnt wren]

You give fishes to panthers
They are hostile but they eat it and go away
They are chill

[burnt wren]

It's only for healing buddy

[low agate]

@burnt wren explore more mountain area for stuff

[quick idol]

Did yall know belemin invented dictatorship

[low agate]

Did you know I invented Jimbo

[burnt wren]

You found falcons and a lot of eggs

[alpine raft]

yes but if i heal their muscles they wont be sore, and they will be able to train faster

[prime compass]

Follow Sollist Ideology!

[low agate]

Explore more, we'll come back for them

[prime compass]

I actually invented the USP

[burnt wren]

It's war training dude

[alpine raft]

yeah so?

[burnt wren]

You explore a bit more until kne of your men fall to the ground with the coppers

[low agate]

I never said grab the copper

I said I'd come back for it

[burnt wren]

How is that even make sense

[low agate]

Heal them when they get injured to make it go faster

[burnt wren]

Bruh
I wanted to give yoy you hard time

[alpine raft]

if i heal their muscles, they can train more often

[low agate]

See he gets it

[frosty drum]

@burnt wren Imma look for better ores
Also keep collecting silver

[burnt wren]

That's something

[ripe owl]

@hollow garden

[burnt wren]

Yoy collect silver in mineshafts but your miners start to go missing

[alpine raft]

yes

[low agate]

Bro's making me do things I said not to do

[rotund hill]

@burnt wren continue mining

[ripe owl]

What was the Arcasia hates him thing abt.. @hollow garden

[alpine raft]

@burnt wren does it work faster

[burnt wren]

More silver and goblins

[frosty drum]

Send some soldiers to investigate

[burnt wren]

With that logic well yes kinds

[low agate]

@rotund hill I could beat up some goblins for ya

[rotund hill]

Send an army to kill the goblins

[burnt wren]

They went missing

[alpine raft]

ok how long will it take in irl minutes

[rotund hill]

It would be an honour, but I had to decline 🤓

[burnt wren]

You kill all of them

[low agate]

Pov: These goblins when a single scoropider pulls up

[burnt wren]

But yoy have lost some of your men

[frosty drum]

I'm rich with nickles rn
(5th time this has happened to me on a mw the past month)

(Or 2)

[burnt wren]

15min

[rotund hill]

Yeah! Take their bones, turn them into weapons & then the rest turn it into fertilizer.

[frosty drum]

@burnt wren Guard the mine entrance

[alpine raft]

while they train, make the shields and leather armour

[burnt wren]

Dman okay

[low agate]

@burnt wren leave whatever copper you made me pick up and keep exploring, this should be good training climbing around the mountains

[burnt wren]

You guard the mine that you can still receive reports about miners go missing

[bold glade]

~bt

[hardy saffron]

@bold glade: I am, you are doing well, drink and find <@862000036229546016> perfect holidays, mountains the climb of

[rotund hill]

@burnt wren I'd like to continue scouting my lands, if you found any panthers continue to sympathize with them.

[burnt wren]

You have no leather for that

[steep merlin]

Why did the barber win the race? He took a short cut.

[frosty drum]

Ask the miners about strange occurances

[low agate]

~bt

[alpine raft]

the cows in oceania?

[hardy saffron]

@low agate: how am I, yes, <@862000036229546016> That a perfect climbing nail, a mountain holiday in

[burnt wren]

You found a big house on mountain top

[low agate]

Who's is it?

[rotund hill]

Those might just be goblins men, arms your men with copper tools.

[burnt wren]

You didn't do anything to them

[burnt wren]

Nobody

[alpine raft]

kill them and take the leather

[low agate]

Explore it, but be cautious

[frosty drum]

@burnt wren imma arm them with more copper

[burnt wren]

All they say is that they would here qierd noises and they would see some long looking creatures

[burnt wren]

You kill them and take the leather

[rotund hill]

Arm your people with weapons and then take your army into the mines.

[low agate]

Bro's got cave snakes

Or giant centipedes

[alpine raft]

use the leather for armour

[frosty drum]

Imma arm my Miners with weaponry

[burnt wren]

You found nothing but some silver coins and a book

[low agate]

Read the book

[alpine raft]

@rotund hill @frosty drum i will be acting as mercenaries if you want

[rotund hill]

What did I find? @burnt wren

[burnt wren]

They go inside
They didn't kill any but they say they saw a bug like creature

[low agate]

Giant centipedes

[rotund hill]

No thanks, I don't need other nation to protect my people.

[frosty drum]

Invent Bug spray

[low agate]

Unless bro's stealing scoropiders

[burnt wren]

Silver and copper and a new ore
Marble

[alpine raft]

sure

[rotund hill]

Take the Marble & Start making better infrastructure with it.

[hollow garden]

It's this Video

[burnt wren]

You struggle a bit but yoy make some decent houses

[low agate]

@burnt wren take the book with us, head back, take a few falcon eggs with us, and bring some of the copper (not all of it)
Told you I'd come back for them

[hollow garden]

As for why
You may have noticed that Marxism is called Malyvenism
This Malynev guy is basically this world's Lenin and Marx

[frosty drum]

Valgsland Supports this video

[hollow garden]

He is also the founder of Contana

[rotund hill]

@burnt wren makes an academy to teach my people basic knowledge.

[hollow garden]

@burnt wren did we make stone tools?

[ripe owl]

Lmao

[hollow garden]

True

[burnt wren]

You take them all
Yoy head back to mainland but kne of the men that was carrying the copper died
He melted from inside out

[low agate]

Wtf?

[frosty drum]

@burnt wren try and Pinpoint the Neat of these bug like creaturws

[burnt wren]

Yes alot

[low agate]

Did I find uranium or something?

[burnt wren]

Now you have schools

[burnt wren]

You pinpoint it and find it

[frosty drum]

What do we see

[burnt wren]

No ot was copper
Just radioactive

[low agate]

@burnt wren have someone read through the book and write down important information
Keep the eggs in a safe place like a nest

[low agate]

So I found radioactive fucking copper

[rotund hill]

@burnt wren take my strongest men to scout far north and see what we can find

[frosty drum]

How big

[low agate]

(human sized)

[burnt wren]

Yes

[burnt wren]

Bigger than scoropiders

[low agate]

Excellent

[rotund hill]

I knew he would say that

[low agate]

Bigger but not more dangerous

[burnt wren]

They are 3meter in height
In length it's 4.5 meter

[low agate]

Scoropiders can fly, are faster, have better teamwork, and can shoot venom laced webs

[low agate]

3 meters in height is wild my guy

[burnt wren]

You found an ruin of an mineshaft

[rotund hill]

Enter

[burnt wren]

You haven't seen what neck fohnd in his Lands

[frosty drum]

@burnt wren Imma form a shield wall
Long spears
And short spears
To impale if they come from above
Up front
Or behind

[low agate]

Skillerz should be relatively safe though

I see MANY downsides with this thing

[burnt wren]

There are 5 them
Yoy turn them into past tense
They are dead

[burnt wren]

It's veeeery big

[frosty drum]

Harvest their organs and see what uses it has

[low agate]

1. Too large to be fast
2. No wings
3. No tail
4. That height makes their underbelly vulnerable
5. Too difficult to move in caves

[rotund hill]

Proceed and see what we can find

[burnt wren]

Not much of a use than make glorified coat

[low agate]

@frosty drum see why scoropiders are superior?

[frosty drum]

New fashion trend frfr

[low agate]

The only real advantages I see are raw strength and durability

[burnt wren]

They have wings
They can fly
Their fangs are poisoness
Their claws can shred metals

[burnt wren]

Fr fr

[low agate]

You didn't draw wings my guy

They'd also be too big, even by scoropider standards

[burnt wren]

The wings are inside like a ladybug

[low agate]

3 meters height and 4.5 meters length is NOT flying

[burnt wren]

Yes it is flying

[rotund hill]

@burnt wren what did I find?

[burnt wren]

You found silver and a new ore
Gold
Also u found some iron ingots

We are officially in iron age

[low agate]

Bro you're trying to make a 9 foot tall hippo fly

[rotund hill]

Great, connect the mineshaft into my mainland territory, & then make a mining network there.

[low agate]

Stfu

[frosty drum]

@burnt wren look for iron

Fr

[burnt wren]

You got it

[burnt wren]

With the bugs?
Yee it's harder than what toy think

[alpine raft]

@burnt wren its been 15 minutes are my men ready?

[burnt wren]

Yes

Btw we have npc nations in the game

[alpine raft]

are there are any weak nations nearby?

[low agate]

Here's the flaws I see with your spider

1. Make them light enough to fly, which would sacrifice strength
2. Make them unable to fly, but keep the strength
3. Make them smaller, sacrificing strength but gaining mobility and flight

[burnt wren]

8n your mainland nah
But in Oceania there some small tribes

[alpine raft]

go raid the small tribes

[frosty drum]

@burnt wren Let's kill more bugs
And then look for iron

[low agate]

@west path this sound about right for a fantasy spider thing?

[burnt wren]

You make kill more bugs (you also lose men)
And you found more silver and copper

[rotund hill]

@burnt wren we're in the mountains right? Build a massive forge connected into a mountain and then start smelting the iron & gold.

[burnt wren]

Or I can make another one
👽 I keep this one

[frosty drum]

We build more mineshaft
And build more houses

[burnt wren]

Dayum that would take a lot of time

[burnt wren]

Yoy finally found iron

[rotund hill]

Go on

[frosty drum]

Yay

[burnt wren]

You make multiple villages

Nevk

[frosty drum]

Make paths connecting each settlement

[burnt wren]

Yoy raided the villages

[alpine raft]

ok

[burnt wren]

They had rugs
Copper tools and pigs

[burnt wren]

Yoy do it

[low agate]

This one literally doesn't fit anywhere

[alpine raft]

take it all

[rotund hill]

@burnt wren establish a proper elite army of 300 men equipping them with Iron Weapons & a Shield.

Imagine Spartan warriors

[low agate]

At least I keep mine to moderately large sizes

This is a fucking 9 foot tall hippo spider that apparently can fly

I do NOT see that working

[burnt wren]

Map update

[burnt wren]

I'd rather make I be big with no wings (I'll end another type with wings)(wanna make yall suffer?

[low agate]

I'm fine with another type having wings, as long as it's got a relatively fitting body size for it

[burnt wren]

You literally have the Spartans now

[low agate]

Scoropiders are a stretch for wings

But I can still make arguments for it

[alpine raft]

@burnt wren keep raiding

[high tartan]

@burnt wren I start chopping down more trees.

[low agate]

@burnt wren I would like to train my physical strength

[high tartan]

@burnt wren I send more Expeditions to find more animals.

[rotund hill]

@burnt wren take the 300 Elite men and then scout more into the north.

[burnt wren]

Yoy raid them again
Same loot

[burnt wren]

You got it

[alpine raft]

what about different villages

[low agate]

@rotund hill do you like this picture

[burnt wren]

Stronger now

[low agate]

What can I punch

[burnt wren]

Look around

[alpine raft]

ok

do that

[burnt wren]

Stronger wood (but it doesn't shatter)

[burnt wren]

You found another one

[low agate]

Bro's retconning me

[alpine raft]

raid that one

[burnt wren]

Falcons
And more goat

[low agate]

Train my people in ascending while levitating

[frosty drum]

@low agate let's expand along the south East Beach more

[low agate]

Wrong ping

[high tartan]

I dance with the Falcons and I start rearing goat.

I Milk the goats.

[frosty drum]

@burnt wren

[burnt wren]

They smacked the shit out of your small army

[burnt wren]

The coast line?

[alpine raft]

so 25% of my male population was a small army

[burnt wren]

You dance and then
Bobcat

[frosty drum]

@burnt wren

[high tartan]

Did i get the Milk?

[burnt wren]

No
Yoy send the ones you had in the village

[low agate]

@burnt wren and the result is?

[alpine raft]

what

what are you talking about

[burnt wren]

On what

[low agate]

He tried milking goats

[high tartan]

The goats.

[burnt wren]

More levitation time it's 13 mjns

[high tartan]

Goat Milk.

[low agate]

I said ascending, not levitation time

[burnt wren]

Yee you get some

[low agate]

Idrc about time rn

[burnt wren]

Oh sorry

[high tartan]

Does this mean I also get cheese?

[alpine raft]

semtex what are you talking about

[low agate]

12 minutes is enough to hold off for now

[burnt wren]

Well yoy can't really go up that much

[high tartan]

@burnt wren I rear some goats.

[low agate]

Train on it

That's what I'm doing

[burnt wren]

You had some men in kne of the villages
Yoy send those not yout whole army

[alpine raft]

i said send the army

why the fuck would i send some men in the village

what the fuck

[rotund hill]

@burnt wren

[alpine raft]

when the fuck did i say send the men in the villages

[burnt wren]

You found ruins

[rotund hill]

Examine the ruins

[burnt wren]

Okay chill

You raid them successfully

[alpine raft]

ok

what do i get

[burnt wren]

The best is 200cm
For now yoy can go only 120cm up

[west path]

yea

[low agate]

I hate limits...

[burnt wren]

Silver
Cooper armor and weapons
And fruits

[burnt wren]

Levitation...

[alpine raft]

take the armour and silver

smelt the weapons

[burnt wren]

It's a ruin village

[west path]

unless they have a food source to sustain large wings and developed body builds and have a more aerodynamic build

[burnt wren]

Got it

[steep merlin]

I had a rough day, and then somebody went and ripped the front and back pages from my dictionary. It just goes from bad to worse.

[rotund hill]

Take what we can find

[low agate]

Can I just find a way to upgrade my levitation into basic omnidirectional flight

[west path]

in which case u sacrifice nothin

[low agate]

He tried making a 3 meter tall, 4.5 meter long spider fly

[burnt wren]

All you found was clothing and some potion

[burnt wren]

No

[west path]

as long as they don’t fly over detroit theyll be fine

[low agate]

That is a 9 foot tall hippo

[low agate]

And you complained when I made human sized arachnids fly...

[west path]

he did NOT get the joke

[burnt wren]

@alpine raft you 4 villages under your control

[low agate]

When will I be able to use full on creative mode flight

[alpine raft]

ok

[burnt wren]

Nuh uh

That's too op for the game

[alpine raft]

treat them as normal citizens dont make them hate me

[low agate]

Let me have the creative mode flight and I'll stick only to expanding in my island

[bold glade]

[west path]

cant u just use external stuff to move people in all directions

[low agate]

Otherwise

[burnt wren]

Well they hate you for now

[rotund hill]

Take the potions home, make a Magic Academy, my scholars from the Magic Academy would be dedicated in studying said potions.

[burnt wren]

NUH UH

[west path]

idk give them fans to spin so they produce energy to push em forward

[alpine raft]

ok

[low agate]

I want to be able to ascend and descend at will

[frank latch]

,roll how Bowistan, don't host Bowistan

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: how Bowistan

[frank latch]

how 👽

[low agate]

Fine, learn wind magic

[frank latch]

,roll host Bowistan, don't host Bowistan

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: host Bowistan

[frank latch]

peak

[low agate]

,roll rock, rock, rock

[haughty inlet]

halo0pk0ok

:game_die: rock

[burnt wren]

You create a magic academy and begin to studying the potion

[rotund hill]

If I made a city, would you highlight it into the map?

[low agate]

~rpa @burnt wren if I win you let me have a way to obtain what I want fr

[hardy saffron]

semtex141, @low agate has challenged you to a game of rock paper anything! Do you accept?

[west path]

U cant?

cooked

[hardy saffron]

Rock Paper Anything

@low agate vs @burnt wren
👩‍👦 halo0pk0ok chose the unconditional love of a mother!
✍️ semtex141 chose redefine whatever my opponent said even if it's op and if it's a text wall!
:trophy: @low agate won!

Unconditional love is an absolute, which is resistant to definitions. The power to redefine anything is strong, but love is stronger. 👩‍👦❤️

[frank latch]

@west path shoulda I hosta?

[west path]

i must continue the holy jihad in the scorching deserts of Bowistan.

though this jhad is moreso just bringing capitalism to the continent

[low agate]

YOU FOOL

[west path]

modern capitalism

[burnt wren]

I won't do that anyways

[low agate]

Fuck you

[prime compass]

,roll WSP, Brzykna

[haughty inlet]

belemin_

:game_die: Brzykna

[prime compass]

Nope

[burnt wren]

I'm the host 🤣

[low agate]

I'm nuking your nation next time I host

[burnt wren]

Nuh uh

[low agate]

You can't stop me

[west path]

thats the cowards way out

[burnt wren]

Yes

[west path]

verbally abuse them for the next 20 minutes instead

[low agate]

I'm evolving the scoropiders

[low agate]

I can do both

[west path]

peak

do both

[rotund hill]

One way semtex's mw is superior to yours @low agate

[low agate]

I don't care about highlighting

[rotund hill]

No wonder

[low agate]

What's the point of highlighting

[west path]

why are people competitive about MW quality again 🙏😭

evolution be moving backwards

[burnt wren]

@skillerz

[west path]

erm

it kinda helps with figuring out the locations of stuff and allat

[frank latch]

,roll Host Bowistan, play chess

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: play chess

[frank latch]

peaker

[west path]

also it makes it easier to do lorecrafting

[low agate]

@burnt wren since you won't let me get my damn creative mode, learn wind magic

[west path]

for a nation

which is,, very good for player engagement especially if the player is the one doing it

emotional attachments to their nations are what make people continue playing mws

[burnt wren]

Need a book for that buddy

[low agate]

The only things I really see arguably necessary for highlights are capitols

[low agate]

I got a fucking book from the mountain house

Read it

[west path]

yeah theyre vital but smaller branching cities (and some towns that would be important) would also be nice to add

its just that tiny bit of nuance and depth that really pushes it forward a bunch

[alpine raft]

@burnt wren show map

[west path]

skimping out on the small details leaves things quite shallow

[low agate]

I marked khalix's main craftsmanship hub here because he wouldn't stop telling me to do it

[burnt wren]

You don't understand much but you know it's about making potions

[low agate]

It's the yellow dot in the blue

[radiant oyster]

See I just cheat the system by doing a different artstyle & mw style entirely

[frosty drum]

@low agate are you hosting

[low agate]

Use my levitation to expand over the rest of my island

[low agate]

No I'm just showing something

[west path]

the better alternative is that everyone gave one another advice so mapwars can continuously evolve as a medium ‼️

[radiant oyster]

Exactly

[rotund hill]

Sorry I was just used to having detailed MW

[burnt wren]

MAP UPDATE

[radiant oyster]

Pixelart mapwar moment

[west path]

is that the fire nation from avatar

[low agate]

I have a strategy to make my flesh behemoth not be useless

[burnt wren]

Yoy Annex the whole island

[low agate]

Good

Now

[rotund hill]

That's just Roman Mongols

[radiant oyster]

Not intentionally (though they are now overwhelming everything with sheer numbers)

[low agate]

Search for any ruins across the island

[west path]

the resemblance is striking

[low agate]

@burnt wren

[low agate]

When are you hosting

I have plans

[radiant oyster]

Entirely accidental XD

[burnt wren]

A village

[radiant oyster]

I just followed generic pixelart mapping techniques

[rotund hill]

Plans to exterminate my entire kingdom?

[low agate]

Occupied?

[west path]

same thing god said when he created tasmania ✊😔

[burnt wren]

Nope

[low agate]

Which kingdom were you again

[low agate]

Loot it

[burnt wren]

@rotund hill where do you want me to highlight it

[rotund hill]

The one you fucking tried to erase of the map.

[radiant oyster]

Today if viper & jolly are on

[rotund hill]

Not now

[burnt wren]

Found those same potions in that one cave and some gold coins

[low agate]

I only did that for the stone, but I didn't expect it to make a flesh behemoth
I'm going to do something to manage it and leave your nation

But I'm not stopping alchemy

[rotund hill]

You're already dead

[low agate]

Since when

[rotund hill]

Your homeland is helpless

I had all your alchemists exterminated

[low agate]

The behemoth:

[rotund hill]

All that you have is that giant behemoth

[low agate]

Also

[burnt wren]

Guys I'm afraid we have to end the session here

[frosty drum]

I'm so cool fr

[low agate]

Baron never said you killed my homonculus

The one at my nation

[rotund hill]

Go on

[low agate]

My island:

[burnt wren]

The monsters and entities found

[low agate]

Wtf is the knight thing

[burnt wren]

Sorry wrong picture

[rotund hill]

You never had a homonculus on your island, that's the one you brought unto my nation.

[low agate]

I DID have one homonculus

[frosty drum]

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[burnt wren]

ASK NECK

[low agate]

I put a Philosophers stone into a guy

And made a homonculus

With a few hundred souls

[rotund hill]

That homonculus is the behemoth in my nation

[high tartan]

Chat I cooked Up a horrid map

[low agate]

Listen to me

[rotund hill]

It's great wdym

[burnt wren]

The map

[low agate]

I made two philosophers stones before going to your nation

[rotund hill]

@low agate no you're just becoming semtex

Holy yap

[low agate]

I put one of them into a guy in my nation

And made a homonculus

The one in your nation is entirely different

[rotund hill]

But I had all your alchemists on your homeland killed, no way you could have kept a homonculus.

[high tartan]

When I Wake Up we shall begin.

[low agate]

You'd have to kill him once for every soul he has

And I'm not gonna believe you actually killed him unless baron outright says it

[low agate]

You can download the image without screenshots

[burnt wren]

Population: skillerz: 10k
Khalix:7.3k
Neck:5.2k
Halo:5k
Kleznam:3k
Ram:2.9k

[low agate]

Excuse me?

[high tartan]

@burnt wren do i have cheese?

[low agate]

How am I not even top 3 with the size of my nation

[high tartan]

I have Milk, cheese IS inevetiable.

[rotund hill]

You never made anything

[burnt wren]

All you did was expand
No works on your cities
Like damn you still have small villages with wooden houses

[burnt wren]

Yes you do

[burnt wren]

Exactly

[low agate]

I make populations based on nation size...

[rotund hill]

👽

That's stupid

[low agate]

Why do you think you and skillerz have so much

[burnt wren]

I gave you 5k based on the size
I gave skillerz and khalix bases on their size and their development

[high tartan]

I offer Milk and cheese as a reward to those WHO work extra hard on the Orchid, farms and building.

[rotund hill]

Because I actually mastered agriculture, I'm not sure about Skillers though 👽

[west path]

please gang please start using cartography guides please

[burnt wren]

Even neck has more pop than you

[burnt wren]

You can do that next session

[west path]

it's not that hard

[low agate]

Please give ONE good reason