🎲game-room

[low agate]

Remember when you attacked jolly's small island

And khalix sent out a fleet

[quick idol]

Why would his fleet still be there

[low agate]

They never arrived because he went offline

So @tiny wren they arrive, what will you do

[tiny wren]

Wait

[burnt wren]

Waot dont do anything stupid

[frosty drum]

What are you doing

[tiny wren]

Scrap the Idea

[low agate]

So send them back?

[tiny wren]

I wasn't, Ercan did.

[burnt wren]

Are you gonna attack him

[low agate]

They get a view of the area, before heading home

[tiny wren]

Not anymore

[low agate]

@tiny wren remember Bob

Remember what I told you about him...

[tiny wren]

Who?

[low agate]

Bob and Koa

[tiny wren]

I don't know any Bob

[low agate]

They did the spiral

Everyone knows they did the spiral

It wasn't private actions

[quick idol]

Its been multiple years by now

Let it go

god why is my internet being sabotaged

[low agate]

Jimbo did it

[tiny wren]

If I didn't let it go, I would have taken one of your islands by now

[low agate]

This is very likely

[hollow garden]

@low agate

We will send hunters and villagers who want a new life here in our outposts

[burnt wren]

Can I expand now?

[tiny wren]

I think Halo is busy with replying to DMs

[burnt wren]

I'm sending you copper and furnaces to melt the copper

[burnt wren]

Yee

[burnt wren]

Dude yall expanding too much

[tiny wren]

...

[quick idol]

My internet

[tiny wren]

@low agate I'd like to expand eastward

[low agate]

Not too much expanding for the larger nations this session. It's too much to keep track of.

[hollow garden]

Thank you Grandmaster john I will give you wool and ivory in return

[burnt wren]

I have a trade deal with @hollow garden
I will receive 16 pivs (male and female)
They will get copper and furnaces

[low agate]

Ok

[burnt wren]

Also I'll send a picture right now please take a look at it

[tiny wren]

Can I at least expand for a bit? I was gone for sessions

[hollow garden]

What does this video have

It's not loading for me

[quick idol]

No offense but you type like a snail 🙏

[low agate]

It was on purpose

[low agate]

I can type like this if you want

[hollow garden]

Real

Forgive him ercan

[heavy hornet]

no offense but check your dms

[hollow garden]

Jolly check dms

[quick idol]

it shows nothing new

[hollow garden]

Opinion on the plan?

[burnt wren]

Please

[hollow garden]

Is this the famed Cyronspifer

Or whatever his name was

[low agate]

Scoropider

[tiny wren]

@low agate I'd like to start industrializing more, start by building more workshops within my Marketing Hub.

[hollow garden]

@quick idol do u want copper in exchange for supplies

[quick idol]

I have a lot of copper already

[frosty drum]

Industrializing 😭

[quick idol]

I think lol

[hollow garden]

Why not buy more

Think about it

YOU

Want copper

[quick idol]

i can mine it on my own 👽

[hollow garden]

P-please

[quick idol]

@low agate confirm?

[low agate]

Yeah

[quick idol]

Klezna you need new resources

I recommend you start yearning for the mines

[low agate]

Raaaa

[quick idol]

Ra?

[low agate]

We are not doing another one of those arcs

[hollow garden]

@low agate set up new trade outposts here and start searching those regions for resources

We need ANYTHING

[quick idol]

👁️

[hollow garden]

We are like the Africa of this mw

We have NO resources

[quick idol]

can someone kill me for this

[low agate]

Sure

[frosty drum]

Not that one island

[low agate]

+100 scoropiders

[hollow garden]

This is cultural appropriation of my people

[hollow garden]

What one

[frosty drum]

@hollow garden pls not that north island

[burnt wren]

Hey sorry to interrupt you but can I set up pig farms and breed the 16 pigs that I got for future use?

[hollow garden]

Can I colonize it for you?

[low agate]

Yeah

[hollow garden]

But can operate economically there

[frosty drum]

I'm good

[hollow garden]

I'm a company

[low agate]

Bro you got land in so many different areas

[hollow garden]

The Klezna company

[low agate]

It's one island

[frosty drum]

Oh ok

[low agate]

I know so much

[tiny wren]

@low agate so am I allowed to expand?

[hollow garden]

Well you are the host

[low agate]

Not too much

[hollow garden]

What nation are you Khalix

[tiny wren]

I'd like to slightly expand east

[low agate]

It's hilarious watching how these secret actions interact

[tiny wren]

The weakest one

[quick idol]

@low agate dms

[hollow garden]

I'm still in the tip of the iceberg

I don't know any of halo mw secrets

Not yet

Or do I?

Wait I understand it now

Halo gives each player a unique ability

I still didn't get mine

[tiny wren]

People who do secret dms are noobs

[hollow garden]

But he will give it to me soon

[low agate]

Abilities are based on region

[hollow garden]

I have an ability?

[low agate]

#🎲game-room message

Dry plains

Wait

No

You're savannah

[tiny wren]

@low agate I'd like to start a Military Academy.

[low agate]

Dry plains is just what I search to find the abilities list

[hollow garden]

Good resources they said

I have NOTHING

Well I do actually have some

[low agate]

You have pigs, llamas, sheep, some rhinos, trees

[hollow garden]

I should be grateful

There are people who are poorer than me

[low agate]

And you can still go mining

[hollow garden]

@quick idol I will follow your steps

[tiny wren]

Dry Plains is like "Farming & Farming"

[low agate]

Ok

Event

Since Qwas is highly unlikely to ever play, I'll make his nation an NPC state that will make independent actions

[hollow garden]

Yippe

Who is nolt

[low agate]

Huh

[tiny wren]

Respond to my actions Halo

[low agate]

Make me

[tiny wren]

Fuck you

[frosty drum]

Nolt is qwas

[low agate]

No you

[low agate]

Oh

Orange

Qwas is the orange in savannah

[quick idol]

@low agate dms... yet again

[low agate]

Now an NPC

[signal tulip]

Dms dms dms

[signal tulip]

Coup that coup there

[frank latch]

ELMO IS COMMUNIST

[signal tulip]

Coup him

[quick idol]

I cant say it in public literally

[tiny wren]

@low agate I'd like to make better smelters, capable of smelting even tungsten.

[burnt wren]

Sorry can you expand my like the picture that I sent you before?

[low agate]

You make some improvements

[tiny wren]

And with my Decent Wood & Stone supply I'd like to start improvising my Infrastructures/Architecture @low agate

[low agate]

Alright

[frosty drum]

@low agate how is my economy doing

[tiny wren]

How's my population btw? @low agate

[signal tulip]

It's dry

[low agate]

Unchanged

[tiny wren]

What's my rank

[low agate]

Wdym

You and skillerz are effectively tied for first

[tiny wren]

I should be first I'm the only one actually feeding my people to repopulate 👹

I'm the only one building farms

[hollow garden]

Halo is trapped in dm hell

[low agate]

Indeed

[frosty drum]

@low agate Let's build more farms frfr

[low agate]

Now I understand what helado feels

[tiny wren]

So what? You're going to plant rocks?

[low agate]

This is hell

[tiny wren]

I'm not even trying to make actions rn for the sake of Halo

Y'all stop dming him, be a man.

[hollow garden]

If you aren't having fun you shouldn't force yourself to host

[hollow garden]

But but I'm a woman

[low agate]

You don't gotta stop

They're barely making actions

[tiny wren]

Nahhh

I'd let them make progress

[signal tulip]

Just invoke a war or sum

[tiny wren]

I'm way too ahead of them 👽

[hollow garden]

I invoke the fifth

[signal tulip]

I have the rights to remain silent

[tiny wren]

@hollow garden is a girl?

[signal tulip]

Is it that surprising

[hollow garden]

Perhaps

[signal tulip]

I mean I'm a girl

[tiny wren]

Why is everyone a girl all of a sudden

[signal tulip]

You just haven't realized it

[tiny wren]

What a rare sighting on discord

[hollow garden]

Bro just caught on

[frosty drum]

I'm not

[signal tulip]

Everybody here is a girl

[hollow garden]

Is halo dead

Anyways until halo returns

I want to talk about Charles the second

I feel really bad for him

[signal tulip]

Probably, perhaps, maybe

[hollow garden]

Poor guy

[low agate]

You can make actions, just ping me

[tiny wren]

He's busy responding to dms

[hollow garden]

You know when he saw this portrait

He cried saying that the artist had made him beautiful

[hollow garden]

Alr

[signal tulip]

He's busy playing chess with ercan in dms

[tiny wren]

@hollow garden I'd like to start a military academy, properly training people to be actual Knights.

Wrong ping

[hollow garden]

I agree

[tiny wren]

@low agate

[hollow garden]

I permit you to do it khaklix

[low agate]

Basic academy

[hollow garden]

@signal tulip get flowers and rub them to create color dyes

[tiny wren]

@low agate I'd like to start a proper Navy, a portion of my military would prioritize naval battles/sailing.

[signal tulip]

Yes ma'am

[tiny wren]

I'd like to start a secret operation of attacking @frosty drum D-Day his capital with all my ships

[low agate]

Ok

[quick idol]

@frosty drum when do we do the trade deal in dms

[tiny wren]

Just kidding

[hollow garden]

WHAT

Attacking Ercan??

@frosty drum dms

I have an endeavour for you

[frosty drum]

Ok

[tiny wren]

I was just kidding here skillerz

[frosty drum]

https://tenor.com/view/omni-man-omni-man-are-you-sure-are-you-sure-invincible-gif-3935116808772397515

[tiny wren]

@low agate I'd like to strengthen my military's equipment, start by making composite bones using Tough Wood & Animal Bones.

I'd also like to start looking for Horses there should be some cuz I'm on D dry grasslands @low agate

[low agate]

You make a few

[low agate]

You find
Juan

[marsh lance]

He is a beautiful soul

[tiny wren]

Bob would ride Juan alongside my army to scout for more horses, make Bob our Military General.

[hollow garden]

I hope he is resting in peace

[marsh lance]

https://tenor.com/view/super-sonico-fear-and-hunger-termina-fear-and-hunger-2-termina-fear-and-hunger-2-gif-609317667930839206

[marsh lance]

I heard he was pretty kind too

[tiny wren]

@low agate

[signal tulip]

That's us guys!

[frosty drum]

@low agate In Dm hell again?

[hollow garden]

girls*

[low agate]

Always

[signal tulip]

Right right

We're females

[hollow garden]

They aren't adding bro to the gc again

😔 ✊

[tiny wren]

@low agate @low agate

[marsh lance]

The fate of the world has been sealed to a group chat full of a group of old greedy men, with the mindsets of frat guys

[tiny wren]

I'm the only one who doesn't do dm actions yet I get ignored

@low agate

[frank latch]

real

[hollow garden]

Is pat getting radicalized

[low agate]

Okay

[tiny wren]

Just "Okay"? Wtf happened

[frosty drum]

@tiny wren can I have horses

[tiny wren]

You never gave me animal hide

No horses for you buddy

[frosty drum]

I did

[marsh lance]

I’ve been this way for a while

[hollow garden]

@frosty drum I have horses

Do you want me to give you

[frosty drum]

Can I have some

[tiny wren]

You didn't

[tiny wren]

@low agate

[low agate]

Chill

[hollow garden]

@low agate did I capture the horses

If I did send skillerz a male and female

[wraith quarry]

i found the full transcript

[tiny wren]

What happened dude, I'm gonna cry.

Stop responding on dms

[frosty drum]

They fell off the edge of the world fr

[tiny wren]

Focus on people on Gameroom

[frosty drum]

@low agate you should temporarily Restrict DM actions

[tiny wren]

I can't even make actions anymore

[low agate]

You find some more

[tiny wren]

Start a stable and breed a lot more of them, breed primarily the strongest & the fastest.

[tiny wren]

@low agate

[low agate]

Bro's doing the "speed and jump boost" trick

[hollow garden]

👊🇺🇸 🔥

You'd think they are talking about a football game

Not bombing Yemen

[tiny wren]

@low agate we should have other external enemies aside from other nations

If not I'm going to fight with @frosty drum instead

[hollow garden]

Why is this SM guy expecting something from us 👽

[signal tulip]

Omg the Republican gc

[frosty drum]

What

[bold glade]

Are you sure

[tiny wren]

@low agate I'd like to continue mining

[low agate]

Rock

[hollow garden]

I wonder what else they talk about there

JD Vance is probably never getting added again

[frosty drum]

@low agate Let's continue Developing stuff

[signal tulip]

I never heard anything about his opinion ngl

[tiny wren]

Be specific

[frosty drum]

Boats and Agriculture

[signal tulip]

But why does he act like he's the EU's lawyer 😑

[tiny wren]

"You get a slight improvement in your qol"

[hollow garden]

Are you sure about that

[hollow garden]

Well he is the VP

[signal tulip]

I have only seen him getting uh

Edited

[frosty drum]

@low agate more specifically this

[low agate]

A bit better

[frosty drum]

Dms

[hollow garden]

The Vance memes are massive

[signal tulip]

He's so liked!

Just like Elon musk

[tiny wren]

@low agate I'd like to start making better wood-working tools & Pickaxes with Tungsten.

[low agate]

Okay

[tiny wren]

@low agate Also Start the construction of a Grand Sawmill to ease my wood working

[low agate]

Only one with all knowledge can see the failures in logic...

[frosty drum]

E

[tiny wren]

@low agate Make more advanced weaponry using Tungsten, Bronze, and Beryllium. Improve woodworking and start crafting sturdy wooden/metal shields.

[low agate]

Sounds good

[tiny wren]

Nice, he's actually responding.

[quick idol]

Brb for a second yall

[tiny wren]

@frosty drum you have found Buffalos?

[signal tulip]

It's been a second

Where are you

[frosty drum]

@low agate Look for Buffalo

[low agate]

No buffalo

[quick idol]

Im back

[tiny wren]

@low agate take Animal Horns from my cattle, and harvest sinew from the tendons of butchered Cattle.

[low agate]

Brutal

[tiny wren]

We kill Cattle for food, we might as well use their bones

@low agate With the animal horns and sinew, begin developing advanced composite bows. The core will be made of sturdy tropical wood, laminated with animal horns, and strung with sinew.

We being the Mongols with this one

[alpine raft]

?

[tiny wren]

What

[quick idol]

~bt

[hardy saffron]

@quick idol: > Pig to internal and internal names.

[tiny wren]

@low agate

[low agate]

A few

[tiny wren]

How many

300?

Nah he's too busy with DMs

These mother fuckers have no balls and have to rely on Dms

[frosty drum]

https://tenor.com/view/barbossa-eats-piratas-do-caribe-pirata-corsario-gif-11860379

[low agate]

Not too many

[frosty drum]

@low agate how effective was this sessions actions

[hollow garden]

Is someone there

[tiny wren]

All DMs

[hollow garden]

Or did chat completely die

[tiny wren]

DMs hugger

Pathetic

[low agate]

It's insane tensions

[frosty drum]

Imagine session ended frfr

[tiny wren]

Is there a war going on?

[alpine raft]

and ive just been chilling in the corner

[hollow garden]

Nothing is happening

Nothing ever happens

[hollow garden]

Perhaps

[tiny wren]

I wonder between who.

Dear Halo, I'd like to start a secret operation of constructing nuclear weapons of massive destruction

No one has to know this

[low agate]

True

[tiny wren]

-sincerly Khalix

[low agate]

I hid the location to the one piece inside of Jimbo

Secret info

[tiny wren]

@low agate we should have external foes like demons

[frosty drum]

Dear @low agate , I'd like to start a secret operation of constructing nuclear weapons of massive destruction
Of course nobody has to know this

[low agate]

~bt

[low agate]

Eventually I might

[hardy saffron]

@low agate: He

[low agate]

HE

HE IS HERE

[alpine raft]

jimbo?

[tiny wren]

@heavy hornet Can I buy Koa, and give him a Khalixian Citizenship.

[quick idol]

WOAH SLAVERY

[tiny wren]

NO!

[quick idol]

I check game room for one second

And i see slavery

[heavy hornet]

koa and bob are a symbol of unity between my nation and khalistan

[tiny wren]

I prefer Khalixia btw

[quick idol]

smh

[heavy hornet]

Be weird if she was khalixan

[low agate]

@heavy hornet @tiny wren Bob and Koa marriage when

[heavy hornet]

soon perchance

[low agate]

Who's the best man

[heavy hornet]

jimbo

[low agate]

He's taking a nap

[hollow garden]

My children my time is near it's time we discuss my inheritance I need three 3 brave volunteers

Who wants a MASSIVE amount of xp

[frosty drum]

Me

[tiny wren]

@low agate I'd like to improve my Ship's Designs. With my Woodworking Technology and my advanced Tungsten Tools.

[hollow garden]

ah sure

[low agate]

Sure

[hollow garden]

1- Belemin
2- Rokku
3- Skillerz
4- Cosmic
5- Pat

who is the fifth

Ah pat

These 5 legendary heros

Will carry my torch

I will split my XP into five parts

Each of them will get a part and they will have to protect it in my name

For this is the legacy of Klezna

[frosty drum]

Are you retiring klez? 🥺

[hollow garden]

I'm rebirthing my xp

I'm hyping it up

[tiny wren]

@low agate improve my Agriculture, expand my crop farms and build bigger Ranches, Pigpens & Stables.

@frosty drum you got chickens?

[hollow garden]

I'm еdging 100

[frosty drum]

@low agate look for chickens

[low agate]

No chickens

[hollow garden]

@quick idol how did you feel when you first reached 100

[low agate]

Just ducks rn

But okay

[hollow garden]

Does your life completely get downhill from there

Do you suddenly become obese

[quick idol]

My life went UP

[tiny wren]

What ducks, I got Cows & Pigs since last Session.

Tf you talking about

[quick idol]

no more ranks to grind for

[low agate]

You got ducks once

[tiny wren]

Yes, but I also get Pigs & Cows

[hollow garden]

The new rank update to add a role to 105,110,115,120 :

[frosty drum]

What about rank 666

[low agate]

Yeah ik

[tiny wren]

Okay okay.

[burnt wren]

@hollow garden dude these spiders are making me cry fr

[hollow garden]

Don't worry Pookie

I will save u

[burnt wren]

Thanks pokie

[frosty drum]

@low agate session end due to Exhaustion when

[low agate]

I'll never get exhausted

[frosty drum]

Imma do something called
Huge expansion frfr

[quick idol]

Expand ||our copper mines||

[burnt wren]

😭✊

Silly ahh game room fr fr

[low agate]

Throughout maps and wars, I alone am the knowledged one

[burnt wren]

Dear players

Today

Thus session

Is special

In this session

We will emd the evil monster

[steep merlin]

What’s the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant? About 5000 miles.

[quick idol]

NO

[burnt wren]

That has tend to kill us all

[quick idol]

JIMBO DID NOTHING WRONG

[burnt wren]

Oh oh oh

[bold glade]

https://media.tenor.com/kaPKz-_BPZoAAAAM/jimbo-kucing.gif

[burnt wren]

Even worse than that

As a member of the coalition of nations

We declare war on @alpine raft

[tiny wren]

Dear @alpine raft

I alongside @burnt wren, @heavy hornet and @quick idol are declaring war. Apparently they have had enough of your bullsht, and my nation stands with them.

-Sincerly, Khalix.

[bold glade]

~bt

[alpine raft]

what

tf did i do

[heavy hornet]

I declare war you poop monger

[alpine raft]

how tf am i a poop monger

[bold glade]

We're formally declaring war

[tiny wren]

How do you plead

[bold glade]

Shitmonger

[quick idol]

Real

[alpine raft]

im not a shitmonger?

[alpine raft]

yk they wanted to attack you first right

[bold glade]

[hardy saffron]

@bold glade: Whatever this is to break JSON's exchange

[quick idol]

proof?

[burnt wren]

Nuh uh

[quick idol]

Exactly

[bold glade]

FUCK YOU JSON

[quick idol]

None

[bold glade]

[alpine raft]

bruh

[quick idol]

We will throw nekcrop to jimbo

[low agate]

Wait you guys are doing this here?

[quick idol]

um no

👽

[burnt wren]

He has no proof
I can even show you my dms with jolly

[alpine raft]

bro

[heavy hornet]

yesterday

[alpine raft]

bruh

[quick idol]

This was when we had beef

We ate the beef today

[frosty drum]

https://tenor.com/view/michael-jackson-comendo-picoca-gif-9669437860846841235

[alpine raft]

what did i even do

[burnt wren]

Bros having fun

[quick idol]

You're the og imperialist

[alpine raft]

cap

i am in the arctic

im isolationist

[frosty drum]

He's living with the Emperor Penguins

[quick idol]

he wants to be an emperor penguin without the penguin

[burnt wren]

Pingu core

[tiny wren]

@alpine raft how do you plead to the accusations that you were sending reconnaissance on John's Lands

[burnt wren]

😭😭😭

[woeful bridge]

noot noot

[alpine raft]

WHAT

where did you get that info

i dont even have boats

how did i get there

[quick idol]

FLYING FIRE BREATHING JIMBO APPEARS OVER NECKROPIA

[burnt wren]

NOOOOOOT NOOOOOOOT

[quick idol]

WAR ENDS - ALL SIDES DEAD

[burnt wren]

Nro yoy tried to scam us all
You tried to steal my catapults
You wanted to declare war on me if yoy had the chance

[low agate]

You know what

[alpine raft]

why would i declare war on the giant alliance

[burnt wren]

You also wanted to go on and invade jolly

[alpine raft]

WHAT

since when

[tiny wren]

What giant alliance

[burnt wren]

We know about all colonization plans

[alpine raft]

your alliance

[quick idol]

Dementia

[alpine raft]

i just wanted to stay in the arctic

[low agate]

Event!
Jimbo wakes up, seeming more aggressive this time around

[tiny wren]

There were no alliance, you know too much @alpine raft

[quick idol]

YES

@low agate dms I WILL KILL JIMBO

[alpine raft]

werent you allied with jolly

[burnt wren]

NOOOOOOOOOO

[alpine raft]

and john was semi involved

[tiny wren]

Mutual Defense Pact

[alpine raft]

so an alliance

[tiny wren]

I'm simply helping them out

Nothing against you @alpine raft

[alpine raft]

then why war me

i was just chilling in the arctic

how is it my fault i wanted some tech

[bold glade]

[burnt wren]

What will guarantee that if ercan wasn't on our side
Yoy wouldn't attack both of us

This is a matter of trust

[woeful bridge]

this is like watching a stellaris playthrough

[burnt wren]

Bruh

What is God os change doing here

[frosty drum]

@burnt wren amogus

@woeful bridge amogus

@bold glade amogus

[burnt wren]

Amogus

[bold glade]

How'd you know I was lurking around

[frosty drum]

Because I see your soul

[bold glade]

[woeful bridge]

https://tenor.com/view/among-us-sus-yhk-among-twerk-among-us-twerk-gif-23335803

[frosty drum]

No. 😈

@low agate Players when they don't get their actions 0.0001 seconds after they send the message

[burnt wren]

Fr

[bold glade]

End my suffering and the suffering of my suffering and the suffering of this planet and the suffering- OMNI MAN!!!!

[frosty drum]

Are you sure?

[tiny wren]

I wait for like a thousand years just for Halo to respond

[frosty drum]

@tiny wren when will you invent toilets

[tiny wren]

I'm inventing KFC at the moment

[frosty drum]

Imvent taco bell first

[tiny wren]

Khalixian Fried Geese Chicken

[frosty drum]

@tiny wren think khalix think

[tiny wren]

Have the necessary ingredients to make a single Taco?

I don't think so

[burnt wren]

I can make panda beef stake

😎😎😎

[heavy hornet]

are we invade yet

[tiny wren]

@low agate I'd like to expand and improve the curriculum in the Khalixian Academy (NOT THE MILITARY ACADEMY), with a stronger focus on engineering & architecture.

[low agate]

Sure

[tiny wren]

So we gain better knowledge?

[burnt wren]

We are fighting right now dude

Check Check group chat

@heavy hornet

[tiny wren]

You guys had a group chat?

Blasphemy!

[burnt wren]

Bruh

[frosty drum]

@low agate imma make libraries telling the History of the world

[tiny wren]

Not @frosty drum basically replicating my moves

[frosty drum]

You are making literally everything

[burnt wren]

I will invest in that library

[frosty drum]

@low agate is there a map

[tiny wren]

@low agate with my marble & stone abundance, I'd like to improve the Khalixian Infrastructure & Architecture, we also start making Bob sculptures out of marble.

[frosty drum]

Imagine I copy this exact action almost exactly

[tiny wren]

Then I would send a secret military operation to attack your nation.

[frosty drum]

Not so secret anymore though

[frosty drum]

@low agate get tf out of dms
Chats been looking dead for an hour

[tiny wren]

@low agate reports from my Army's engagement with Neckrop?

[low agate]

Oh my god this is horrid

[heavy hornet]

I send some colonial troops to burn and pillage ercans islands

[tiny wren]

Jolly, Jimbo is active.

[low agate]

Jimbo isn't letting ANYONE move around the tropics

[heavy hornet]

I thought there was a weak point

[low agate]

Nah

[tiny wren]

@heavy hornet You & @burnt wren's army engage with Ercan.

[low agate]

Not right now

[heavy hornet]

Got it

I’ll need koa

[quick idol]

Hi

[tiny wren]

@burnt wren just fire the catapults at Ercan's ships don't panic

[quick idol]

Nobody can do shit in the tropics with jimbo around 👽

Just give it up

[low agate]

Not even you

[tiny wren]

Neither can you 👽

[frosty drum]

https://tenor.com/view/look-up-emperor-palpatine-star-wars-the-bad-batch-revealing-my-face-staring-gif-27000583

[quick idol]

ok?

[alpine raft]

Pull up

[quick idol]

does it matter when you also cant

[low agate]

This is gonna be a war

Istg

[heavy hornet]

hey skilly boy can you blockade ercan from running away

[low agate]

We're losing at least two nations

[tiny wren]

@frosty drum pls don't join in the war, remember I still have the majority of my army at the mainland.

[quick idol]

@low agate cant we atleast attack jolly from the south

Technically not the tropics

[tiny wren]

@low agate reports from my army engaging with Neckrop's?

[low agate]

Jimbo is going out of his normal radius around the whole tropics island area

[heavy hornet]

My colonies have the most tech

[tiny wren]

Remember I got Bob

[heavy hornet]

And vicinity to Khalix

Actually good idea

[tiny wren]

Semtex's army alone could take care of Ercan

[heavy hornet]

@tiny wren you should send some soldiers to take care of ercans colony

[quick idol]

Brother

Jimbo

[bold glade]

Who is this

[tiny wren]

I have the capabilities to do so, but I wouldn't

[heavy hornet]

Your colony isn’t in the tropic

[tiny wren]

I'd like my Army to stay at the mainland

[heavy hornet]

I’ll do it perhaps

[low agate]

I'm boutta retcon this shit

[heavy hornet]

@low agate how many live in my and ercans colony

We just got it going

[tiny wren]

You're at the tropics

[low agate]

This shit is not fun

[bold glade]

Wasn't this ur old pfp

[heavy hornet]

Colony

[low agate]

Holy shit

[quick idol]

@low agate end the mw and retcon the whole session this is the least fun war ever 🙏

[alpine raft]

💀

[hollow garden]

Can I host

[quick idol]

I cant play this mw

Like at all

[low agate]

PLEASE

[quick idol]

anymore

[hollow garden]

What happened

[tiny wren]

@burnt wren don't be a kid and just order your men to engage with @quick idol

ENOUGH

[alpine raft]

Its 2 am and i gotta wake up at 7 tomorrow

[quick idol]

Certain people wont stop flexing their armies to the point i cant tell whats happening

[frosty drum]

@low agate Next time you do a war update game room about it

[alpine raft]

Math not mathin

[bold glade]

Bros had enough

[low agate]

Session ended
Retcon everything related to this godforsaken war

[quick idol]

nobody can tell anything

[low agate]

I'm not doing this

Delete the gcs

[bold glade]

I'm not doing this either nor does ercan

[quick idol]

Retcon the WHOLE session at this point fr

[tiny wren]

Hell nah

[quick idol]

the jimbo, everything i did, everything everyone did

retcon it all

[burnt wren]

Delete the mw 👽

[quick idol]

we deserve it for this

[frosty drum]

Does that mean even Alliances and stuff

[tiny wren]

@quick idol you're glad Halo saved you?? Lmao

[frosty drum]

https://tenor.com/view/palpatine-smile-creepy-creepy-smile-smirk-gif-24584761

[quick idol]

Have you ever stopped to wonder why that happened 👽

[tiny wren]

I don't bother

[quick idol]

Its impossible to have fun when i cant tell what yall are doing even

[low agate]

The only alliances active are the ones from before the session

[tiny wren]

Funny because you saved @quick idol from his demise

[quick idol]

And i believe even you couldnt tell what you were doing 👽

[low agate]

Every action from before this war first started is active

[low agate]

No you guys don't know how to even do war

[burnt wren]

Empror skillerz when?

[quick idol]

that wasnt even gonna happen btw, jimbo

[tiny wren]

You're referring to @burnt wren?

[bold glade]

[low agate]

Jimbo wasn't gonna do shit

[quick idol]

worst that could happen is losing 1 colony

[frosty drum]

Literally @low agate

[low agate]

Semtex can't do war for shit

[bold glade]

~hp @quick idol

[burnt wren]

I just sent the ones after ercan pulled up

[bold glade]

Goodbye chat
Im going to sleep

[quick idol]

As punishment can we fucking ban wars 😭

These people cant do them

[burnt wren]

I sent Nothing after that

[low agate]

NO wars between giant coalitions

[quick idol]

@hollow garden host please

[low agate]

Never fucking again

[frosty drum]

THANK GOD

FINALLY

[tiny wren]

I was engaging properly

[quick idol]

Your coalition ruined the mw as much as possible 👽

[burnt wren]

A war that ended with no winer
What a ending

[low agate]

You can have your alliances but don't bring them into wars

[quick idol]

Even if you were, the other people werent and they outflooded your actions

[low agate]

A war that never happened

[tiny wren]

Not mine, YOURS, until you started bullshiting us

[quick idol]

this never happened 👽

[burnt wren]

Thwn wtf am I supposed to do with all those soldiers and stuff

[quick idol]

i never did anything other than betray because I COULDNT FIGURE OUT SHIT 😭

[low agate]

Retconned

[tiny wren]

I wasn't included within this war in the first place, stop being so dramatic @quick idol @burnt wren

[low agate]

Everything related to the war is retconned

[tiny wren]

I was only here to help Jolly

[quick idol]

most of what im saying is not directed to you

[frosty drum]

I was the True Victor frfr

[low agate]

Istg I was about to have Jimbo nuke every boat involved

[burnt wren]

Damn jimbo is hungry

[tiny wren]

We wasted hours of our lives in this bullsht war.

[low agate]

That YOU GUYS started

I blame semtex and ercan

Holy shit

[frosty drum]

Ngl
I was watching YouTube for most of it

[burnt wren]

War?
What war?
No war ever happend

[quick idol]

what did i do 👽

[tiny wren]

I just sent reinforcement in the first place

[quick idol]

I didnt mean it to be this incomprehensible

[low agate]

You joined the fucking Jolly/John group

[tiny wren]

Reinforcement to Jolly

[low agate]

That's enough

[quick idol]

i didnt think it'd be this incomprehensible

[low agate]

That is entirely semtex fault

[burnt wren]

Jolly wasn't even online frfr

[frosty drum]

https://tenor.com/view/michael-jackson-comendo-picoca-gif-9669437860846841235

[quick idol]

Turns out certain players cant handle large wars without overwhelming everyone to the point nobody understands anything

👽

[burnt wren]

My guy
For the 2nd time
My last action was after ercan did it
There was no action after that
It was mostly ercan fighting khalix

[quick idol]

only @hollow garden can save us now

[quick idol]

I did like what 1 or 2 actions only

[frosty drum]

@low agate was this you

[tiny wren]

I told the both of y'all to just engage with each other by Pinging Halo, instead you both have a yap battle on who's stronger 👽

[burnt wren]

@hollow garden the chosen one

[quick idol]

And i couldnt even tell who i was fighting

[low agate]

At maximum, from here on out
A war cannot happen if there are more than 2 participants on either side
Nations with over 5k population may not have assistance from a nation with over 4k population

[tiny wren]

Yes, because you're fighting everyone 👽

[burnt wren]

The last 3 actions I sent was after you
I didn't send shit after that
Not my problem the host crashed out

[frosty drum]

@tiny wren @quick idol @burnt wren @low agate I was watching YouTube for most of the war

[low agate]

Based

[quick idol]

You sent like 5 while yaps on why you are stronger

[low agate]

Bro semtex went on his villain arc

[frosty drum]

I'm the only true Victor of whatever this conflict was about

[tiny wren]

You did too 👽

[burnt wren]

I didnt send a command for that bruh

[quick idol]

Not as much as him

👽

[low agate]

It was all about ercan and Nekcrop going to murder jolly for whatever dumbass reason

[tiny wren]

Nahh I'm out of here guys

[frosty drum]

I was the Switzerland of the War

[tiny wren]

And I wasn't letting that slide like that

[quick idol]

Jolly talks about how he wants to murder me 24/7 during this map war

👽

[tiny wren]

That's why I participated

[burnt wren]

Dude for 3rd time
I semt my last 3 actions after ercan which was 20 minutes before
I can't handle what khalix and ercan were doing
It's not my problem someone started spamming

[low agate]

Bob and Koa were actually gonna clear the war istg

[tiny wren]

You attacked him for no reason, no wonder stupid 👽

[burnt wren]

Goated couple
Power duo

[quick idol]

have you seen how he wanted me to abandon the tropics at the start and then started an arms race over me saying no

👽

it wasnt entirely for boredom

[low agate]

He didn't start an arms race bro

You just started copying him after he made progress

[quick idol]

Is it a coincidence we were both researching spears at the same time

while i didnt know he was doing btw

[low agate]

You literally fucking copied him

IT WAS BEFORE DM ACTIONS

YOU LITERALLY COPIED HIM

BLATANTLY

[quick idol]

Anyway why are we arguing about this

👽

[low agate]

FUCK

[frosty drum]

The Retconned conflict
Combatants
Ercan
Nekcrop
Vs
Everyone else
(Skillerz Neutral)
Military Strength
Idk
(Skillerz On Youtube)
Result: War Retconned. Nobody wins. (Skillerz unofficially wins due to not joining the war)

[burnt wren]

Al because ercan was bored

[quick idol]

kleznam save us

🙏

[hollow garden]

Are you guys down for another mw or has mw exhaustion set on for today

[quick idol]

i accept kleznam as the new king of game room

[frosty drum]

@low agate I'd this true

[quick idol]

PLEASE

LET US HAVE A PROPER MW

[frosty drum]

DO IT

[tiny wren]

Y'all stop this shit rn

[low agate]

Skillerz, klezna, helado, cosmic, and the NPC nation will receive rewards next session

[hollow garden]

Yaya

[hollow garden]

Alright bet

Suzerain mw session 3

[quick idol]

three?

[tiny wren]

Skillerz had plan to join the war btw

[low agate]

Please don't drag me into this

[quick idol]

Im Rumburg right?

[hollow garden]

Arcasia was the second

[low agate]

He didn't, so he gets a reward

[quick idol]

@hollow garden dms

[burnt wren]

Kleznam save us with your kindness

[frosty drum]

But I didn't

[hollow garden]

Yes

[tiny wren]

What is this?

[low agate]

Skillerz had restraint

Something semtex clearly hasn't heard of

[frosty drum]

@low agate I saw your suffering and gave you mercy

[burnt wren]

Save us please pookie

[tiny wren]

He should

[low agate]

Bro finally put the barrel to my head

[frosty drum]

I'm joking

[hollow garden]

Suzerain mw

[tiny wren]

May I join?

There are no winners on MWs, only survivors

[burnt wren]

Fr

I'm kinda done

[quick idol]

glory to Rumburg

[burnt wren]

I may even start my own map war

[quick idol]

I change views daily

[tiny wren]

The more greedy we are, the closer we are to our doom.

[frosty drum]

@low agate anyways
What was the most chaotic part of the war
Wait
It was all of it
I'm correct right?
(BTW this wasn't sarcasm midway through this message I came to the realization]

[low agate]

Semtex

Semtex was the most chaotic

[quick idol]

idk if i can still play the mw 👽

the players are ☠️

[quick idol]

Sometimes even me included

[frosty drum]

@hollow garden how am I doing

[low agate]

I gotta do something to

Kill a few nations

[burnt wren]

For the 4th time
I didn't send any command after that (20mins+)

[tiny wren]

1. Semtex
2. Ercan
3. Khalix

[quick idol]

maybe its best for everyone if we had 1 less

[low agate]

Thank GOD I took the NPC nation

[frosty drum]

@low agate rank the players you think did
From worst to best
On how irritating they were

[burnt wren]

Last place:semtex

[quick idol]

@low agate make my nation an NPC 🙏
I will spare you from your future pain

[tiny wren]

Exactly, you don't send commands, you just flood the chat with Yapping Yappitrons 👽

[ripe owl]

https://tenor.com/view/michael-jackson-comendo-picoca-gif-9669437860846841235

[low agate]

1. Semtex
2. Ercan
3. Nekcrop
4. Khalix
5. Jolly
   Descending order on annoyance

Jolly barely did anything

[tiny wren]

I was typing for Jolly for the most part btw

[burnt wren]

For maybe the 5th time
I sent rhe actions 20min before that

[quick idol]

Just make them not give the island to jolly

[low agate]

I don't care

Overall

You made it hell

[frosty drum]

6. Skillerz
   Because he wasn't in the war
   But involved in the mw

[burnt wren]

Why it's all about me

[quick idol]

You yapped the most

[burnt wren]

Why don't you go on ercan and khaliz

Like damn

[quick idol]

I didnt yap nearly as much

[hollow garden]

@quick idol you through your connection with Beatrice's cousin was able to have a private audience with her and you shot her 7 times assassinating her you managed to escape into your governate but the country is now unstable
Beatrice didn't have any children so the question of succession is now up in the air
But the most likely contender is either Beatrice's cousin or Vina the princess and heir apparent of Rizia who is the niece of Beatrice
There is 3 major governors in rumburg that Beatrice appointed
The red is governor Marquis he is an older military guy and a conservative and he supports Beatrice's cousin for the throne
The blue is Governor Lerima she has an economy degree and she is a law nerd she wants Vina to succeed the throne and she really wants to arrest and execute you for treason
The purple is Governor Barmis he is a hedonist and a drunkard he still isn't really sure who to support yet

[burnt wren]

These 2 flooded the chat more more me

[low agate]

Ercan's betrayal got pretty boring after a while of knowing

[burnt wren]

Wait what?

[hollow garden]

Yes

[frosty drum]

@hollow garden how is Valgsland doing fr

[hollow garden]

What nation

[low agate]

~bt

[tiny wren]

How do i

[quick idol]

Wheres me smh

[burnt wren]

What is this
?

[low agate]

I know exactly what direction I'm taking the NPC nation

[frosty drum]

Mongols 💀

[hardy saffron]

@low agate: <1 718373737373222 2 Horse Harris Harris Sidewalk

[low agate]

Dms

[hollow garden]

Your economy is currently pretty good finally exiting the recession and you are implementing the worker safety laws

[tiny wren]

The Mongols are right beside you btw

[low agate]

Horse
Harris
Harris
Sidewalk

[burnt wren]

Hes going to kill me first

[hollow garden]

You are that small green duchy

The Ercanist legion

[burnt wren]

What countries do you have there

[hollow garden]

What nation do you want to join as?

[hollow garden]

These are countries from the hit game suzerain

[tiny wren]

I don't know how to play your MW, have any recommendations?

[quick idol]

dms!!!

[burnt wren]

Ohhh yee
I join as sordland
But I'll play later
Need to sleep
Its 5am in iran right now

[tiny wren]

@low agate you should make a pirate NPC state, preferably Ercan if he backed out.

[frosty drum]

Yay

[burnt wren]

I was awake all the night

💀💀💀

[frosty drum]

@hollow garden how is the war going btw

[burnt wren]

I was fucking awake for fhe whole night

[low agate]

Blame yourself

[hollow garden]

Yellow- Monarchy
Pink - Socialist
Red- Communist dictatorship
Orange- Semi democracy
Blue- Dictatorship
Green- Democracy
Purple- Theocracy

[quick idol]

@hollow garden we gotta take over port grim fr

[burnt wren]

Nuh uh

[hollow garden]

These bottom two continents are pretty poor

The Africa of this world

[hollow garden]

You ended it in a ceasefire

[hollow garden]

LeBron already chose it but Gn john

[tiny wren]

I want to be a Monarchy

[hollow garden]

which one?

[tiny wren]

Whatever the best one is

[frosty drum]

@tiny wren @burnt wren @quick idol

[low agate]

@alpine raft

[hollow garden]

@tiny wren you are the king of Rizia a small but major regional power

You are rich in gold and gas

[frosty drum]

@hollow garden I'm guessing I won the War

[hollow garden]

Being basically this world's Saudi Arabia

[quick idol]

Rizia is over

Pales will conquer porte drazon

[tiny wren]

What can I do as actions?

[hollow garden]

Your daughter and heir Vina is currently being considered to be the queen of that massive nation to the north

[hollow garden]

You hold Hejiland and that other island

So I would say so

[frosty drum]

@hollow garden agnolia must love us

[hollow garden]

What's your agenda for this year skillerz?

[hollow garden]

Anything you want

[frosty drum]

Do we still hold votes

[low agate]

Nuke France

[tiny wren]

Are you sure?

[quick idol]

@hollow garden hows the attack on port grim going

[frosty drum]

Elections

[frosty drum]

@hollow garden elections*

[low agate]

Bro's just gonna make a new knight order istg

[ripe owl]

Hail Contana

[frosty drum]

Valgsland!!!!

[ripe owl]

Contana.

@hollow garden

Klezna

Nuke.. Everything..

[tiny wren]

Correct ✅

[frosty drum]

@ripe owl Ally!!!!!

[hollow garden]

@quick idol Marquis began an offensive against the blue girl

[tiny wren]

That's what I have been doing every MW

[hollow garden]

hii rokku

[ripe owl]

Sure

[frosty drum]

Wtf are those 2 nations

[quick idol]

tell the purple to attack blue now

[hollow garden]

Yes you are a socialist democracy

[ripe owl]

Hii

[quick idol]

We got a chance

[frosty drum]

We already are

[quick idol]

Rumburg civil war

[ripe owl]

@hollow garden hows Contana doing

[quick idol]

@hollow garden meanwhile i will attack port grim

[ripe owl]

Its been a while since I tended to Contana..

But as you know..

[frosty drum]

@hollow garden dms

[ripe owl]

Contana is....

https://tenor.com/view/invulnerable-gif-22484955

[quick idol]

yall will lose against the ATO

[tiny wren]

@hollow garden what's the era?

[quick idol]

1950's

[ripe owl]

I guess that's unfortunate

[hollow garden]

With most of the general's army in the west you manage to easily seize port grim

It's a major victory for you

[steep merlin]

A man is washing the car with his son. The son asks...... "Dad, can’t you just use a sponge?"

[hollow garden]

As port grim is where a major inflow of Rumburgian exports go

[bold glade]

[frosty drum]

@quick idol what ideology are you

[hollow garden]

50s

[bold glade]

Ercanist

[bold glade]

Fallout moment

https://media.tenor.com/RpkP6cCUEHgAAAAM/fallout-show.gif

[quick idol]

Continue to march towards this place

[hollow garden]

@quick idol Marquis wants to negotiate with you

[quick idol]

Idk i havent actually decided

[tiny wren]

@hollow garden since you told me I could do everything, I guess I would go and invest in my economy, building more Factories & Oil/Gold Mines.

[frosty drum]

Dms

[quick idol]

We will make rumburg a dictatorship real

[quick idol]

?

Whar does he say

[hollow garden]

Your last 4 year plan has been doing decently

You built the new highways and improved the infrastructure

[low agate]

I'm creating a new creature for next session

One to keep things in check

[tiny wren]

@low agate when next session?

[hollow garden]

And constructed the 3 new nuclear plants

[tiny wren]

Are we having a Dragon?

[hollow garden]

Good choice

[low agate]

When I get the fucking war out of my head

[hollow garden]

Diversifying is always a good move

[low agate]

You guys have me PTSD from your dumbass decisions

[hollow garden]

@tiny wren any kind of factories specifically?

Or just factories generally

[ripe owl]

I'll stay silent and neutral, continue researching stuff, making the country go on a good path, just keep it stable

[tiny wren]

Me? The only thing I did is /Engage

[hollow garden]

Bet

[hollow garden]

He wants you to side with his faction

And he will give you wealth you can't imagine

And that he will let you be the economic minister

[tiny wren]

Oil Refineries primarily.

[low agate]

@hollow garden I summon John Cena fr fr

[quick idol]

🤓 arcasia puppet detected

im not taking economic minister only

[hollow garden]

@ripe owl Btw in the cold war the dictator Smolak was overthrown

And the new government of Wehlen is a pro Arcasia capitalist one

They joined ATO even

[ripe owl]

Rip..

[frosty drum]

Disgusting

[ripe owl]

I'll be off now..

[quick idol]

@hollow garden how is our advance to whatever that place is going

[tiny wren]

Wait I'm on a Coldwar