🎲game-room

[haughty inlet]

ercanramanov

:game_die: You rolled 14

[vital latch]

,roll 20 kill

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 17

[vital latch]

I win

[quick idol]

,roll 20 defense roll

[haughty inlet]

ercanramanov

:game_die: You rolled 20

[quick idol]

ggs

[vital latch]

,roll 100 eat

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 60

[vital latch]

yum

[elder arch]

,roll 10000000000 I summon the destroyer of universes

[haughty inlet]

hgame

:game_die: You rolled 9494954502

[vital latch]

,roll 1000000000000000000 I summon arceus

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 434521806061855040

[vital latch]

I win

[timber pivot]

,roll all

[haughty inlet]

dzsarabek

Invalid argument provided.

Usage:
roll [max number or options to choose from]

[timber pivot]

,roll infinity

[haughty inlet]

dzsarabek

Invalid argument provided.

Usage:
roll [max number or options to choose from]

[elder arch]

Ermmm actually, infinity is a concept, not a number, so you can’t do that

[timber pivot]

Ermm

Erm.

I though i will be able to say something reasonable

[burnt wren]

Bruh

Bruh

,roll 12

[haughty inlet]

semtex141

:game_die: You rolled 2

[burnt wren]

,roll 8

[haughty inlet]

semtex141

:game_die: You rolled 5

[vital latch]

whats infinity minus infinity

[burnt wren]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

semtex141

:game_die: You rolled 7

[burnt wren]

Let's play dnd

[elder arch]

It’s still infinity

[burnt wren]

👽

[vital latch]

,roll 20 kill a man

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 2

[burnt wren]

Toy try to stab him

But he's faster than you and dodges

And he goes to hit you

[vital latch]

what about infinity minus 2infinity

[burnt wren]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

semtex141

:game_die: You rolled 1

[vital latch]

,roll 20 i eat his eyes out

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 2

[burnt wren]

He hits you but he's so weak that it doesn't effect you

[burnt wren]

Okay

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

semtex141

:game_die: You rolled 3

[burnt wren]

He dodges

[vital latch]

,roll 20 i kill him

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 15

[vital latch]

I win

[burnt wren]

Yes yoy finally stabbed him to death

[vital latch]

,roll 20 do the fortnite on his body

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 16

[vital latch]

[burnt wren]

And yoy Tbag him

😎😎😎

@low agate I would like to propose an idea for times we wanna fight with monsters or eachothers armies

When will be the next session

[marsh lance]

Can i see map

[prime compass]

Yes

[vital latch]

you are under arrest for being a bandit beater. Please do not resist arrest, we need to destroy bandit beaters

🐬

[prime compass]

I do not listen to dolphins.

[burnt wren]

, roll20

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

semtex141

:game_die: You rolled 14

[burnt wren]

You try to arrest him

You struggle a bit but eventually you arrest blemin @vital latch

But

[prime compass]

,roll 20 escapes

[haughty inlet]

belemin_

:game_die: You rolled 14

[burnt wren]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

semtex141

:game_die: You rolled 14

[burnt wren]

Yoy struggled alot and dolphin tried his best

But eventually Noth of you get tired and sleep toghter

[prime compass]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

belemin_

:game_die: You rolled 5

[burnt wren]

Ehhhh

Okay you both wake up

You try to give him a forehead kiss

But blemin gets scared and slaps you

@prime compass and then blemin gets up and trys to eat something

[tender storm]

What

[prime compass]

.hm yjmmerd

[tender storm]

Why did cosmic dolphin try to forehead kiss belemin

[vital latch]

,roll 20 kill belemin

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 6

[vital latch]

I win

[tender storm]

You needed anything above a 1

🙏

[hollow garden]

This edit goes hard

[vital latch]

exactly!

[vital latch]

wasthis?

[hollow garden]

It's an ATO edit

[vital latch]

whats ATO

[hollow garden]

Ah in suzerain that world's NATO is basically ATO

The west of suzerain

[burnt wren]

Good morning kiss?

[vital latch]

ohhh

[hollow garden]

Is that gay

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

kleznamish

:game_die: You rolled 12

[hollow garden]

It is

[tender storm]

Yes

Yes it is gay to forehead kiss another man

[burnt wren]

Use I wanna be your bubblegum bih for thus edit

[tender storm]

Why are you trying to make this happen

[burnt wren]

Because I'm the DM

And I like to see bromance

[tender storm]

This is why I don't play mws

[burnt wren]

This is dnd bih

[vital latch]

were we not shitposting?

that seemed like a shitpost to me considering it was goofier then when I hosted an rpg made to be goofy

[burnt wren]

See how tables have turned

[tender storm]

I will NOT let some low life worldbox discordian ship me with another low life worldbox discordian

[vital latch]

anyways this conversation is weird

~topic

[hardy saffron]

What's the best galaxy any why (If you only know the milky way, maybe do some googling before answering)? Question by unknownchicken.

[burnt wren]

You know what?
Unspawn yourself

[vital latch]

~topic

[hardy saffron]

What quote sums up your life?

[tender storm]

It is what it is

[vital latch]

"Mount saint helens is about to blow up and its going to be a fine swell day!"

[burnt wren]

"What the fuck is this piece of shit"

[cunning niche]

“You gotta keep on living L I V I N G”

[prime compass]

"Dangerous pro-bludish propaganda. I ought to have it banned."

[vital latch]

kill all bludish

[prime compass]

I agree

[quick idol]

ATO is peak

Thats what it is

[burnt wren]

You know what?
If mw starts and I get the chance to play as sordland
I would literally over throw the government and turn it into buldish monarchy

[burnt wren]

Goated map fr fr

[quick idol]

You should play suzerain fr if you havent

[prime compass]

Lebron is sordland

[burnt wren]

FUUUUUUUUCK

Anyways wanna start buldish monarchy

[quick idol]

more than half of game room are suzerain fans

[prime compass]

Nah

[vital latch]

ngl I don't plan 2

[prime compass]

Im the bludish Party in wehlen

[vital latch]

it sounds boring

[quick idol]

its not

[hollow garden]

@low agate are you hosting?

[prime compass]

@vital latch you can become a dictator and oppress a minority??

[low agate]

No

I'm still in school

[quick idol]

you should fr try it atleast

[prime compass]

The question is

[hollow garden]

Ah lock in halo

[prime compass]

Are YOU hosting

[hollow garden]

Get that A+

[quick idol]

Dreams of every #🎲game-room er

[hollow garden]

Deserved

[prime compass]

True

[hollow garden]

Suzerain is cinema

[vital latch]

it sounds like it focuses too much on the nation aspects to me

[low agate]

I got a 100% in one of my classes

[vital latch]

maybe yalls just portray only that though

[prime compass]

I mean the Nation is very weak when you become president

And YOU

[low agate]

93 or something in PE

[prime compass]

You need to fix

[hollow garden]

What about that one bumble bee song

[prime compass]

Overcome problems

[quick idol]

what does this mean

[hollow garden]

Can't you see

Please come and rescue me

Do do do

Or something like this

[hollow garden]

Just give it a chance fr

[vital latch]

I prefer to control individuals not countries

[quick idol]

Sordland has like every problem possible 😭

its crazy

[prime compass]

Healthcare Problem, education, corruption, gangs, military

[hollow garden]

Literally

[prime compass]

Drugs

Infrastruktur

Bergia special zone

Economic recession

Rumburg threat

Like bro just choose one

[quick idol]

solution blame everything on Alphonso

[hollow garden]

@prime compass should I play Rizia

[quick idol]

💯

[hollow garden]

I have to watch 999 ads unfortunately to do so

[prime compass]

On the bluds*

[prime compass]

No stay based

[quick idol]

I will play rizia after i become a true suzerain fan and do a dictator run

[quick idol]

(after suzerain mw)

[prime compass]

Dictator run

[quick idol]

am i the only one here who did NOT do a dictator run first

[prime compass]

I did it 2nd

My 1st run...

Was centrist

[quick idol]

thats a crazy political compass position

[hollow garden]

I did Reformist first

[prime compass]

It was so poopoo

[hollow garden]

It was very nice and cute

[steep merlin]

#1128: Fifty Shades

Wishbone and the Illustrated Classics series have gotten me through every conversation I've ever had about Dickens, Treasure Island, The Anarchist's Cookbook, and Our Bodies, Ourselves.

[hollow garden]

Insane

[prime compass]

What do you think

[hollow garden]

I would NOT want to be a Bludish person in your sordland

[hollow garden]

Tf

[prime compass]

Oh Governor Bron is doing an excellent job

His policies are amazing

[prime compass]

Its based isnt it

@hollow garden more stats read!

[quick idol]

governor bron on his way to come up with the morally worst policies possible

[prime compass]

Morally best*

Remus my sweetheart

I arrested Remus and Kibener btw

@hollow garden hi pls talk suzerain

[marsh lance]

I might join sometime

[hollow garden]

Does this flag look good?

[hollow garden]

hii pat

[frank latch]

it's okay

the colors are a bit...

peculiar

especially the lime green

but I think the structure is nice

[hollow garden]

Do I make the green a bit lighter?

[steep merlin]

#1522: Astronomy

Astrobiology is held back by the fact that we're all too nervous to try to balance on the ladder while holding an expensive microscope.

[prime compass]

Pata!

[bold glade]

Pata!

Anyone wanna play open front?

[prime compass]

Whats this

[hollow garden]

Okay what about this

[bold glade]

What's this

[frank latch]

more monotone I think
less saturated

[prime compass]

For what this

[frank latch]

this is better

[hollow garden]

It's a flag I'm makinga

[hollow garden]

You will see soon

[prime compass]

For. ..

[prime compass]

I read that as

[bold glade]

For... What?

[prime compass]

"You will die soon"

[hollow garden]

🤫

[frank latch]

real

[bold glade]

[prime compass]

The fear of dictatorship is getting to me

[hollow garden]

Tf does this mean

[frank latch]

Belemin has paranoia

why?

[steep merlin]

#2745: Obituary Editor

As the editor has reportedly defeated Death in a series of games of skill, no further obituaries are expected.

[bold glade]

[prime compass]

When Luderin attacked...it was horrible

[bold glade]

Tf

[prime compass]

There was this girl

I tried

I really did

I never forget her face

[bold glade]

https://media.tenor.com/HPCXEQkjC2QAAAAM/disappointed-sad.gif

[wraith quarry]

is this Sylstaria

[burnt wren]

You said flag?

[prime compass]

Make a flag for the Bludish Party in Wehlen!

[burnt wren]

Hmmmmmm

[prime compass]

8 cc

[burnt wren]

Do you like this?

[quick idol]

a red background with yellow text saying "BFF"

[prime compass]

Can we put the name of the Party in the middle of it all

[prime compass]

Tru

[low agate]

Please don't make my sessions more chaotic, last session we had 7/10 active

[burnt wren]

I have a better idea

[low agate]

I'd be more inclined if we lost a few nations

[prime compass]

Tell!

[low agate]

So get to killing each other

[prime compass]

I am not a communist, semtex.

[burnt wren]

BFF is

[prime compass]

I am not the BFF

Not anymore.

[burnt wren]

🤨🤨🤨🤨

Not anymore?

[prime compass]

Yeah

I fought against smolak

And ended his regime

[prime compass]

Dragon

[frank latch]

this is cool

[frank latch]

I have a question about the dragon though

is it eating... another dragon?

[burnt wren]

Yuh

[frank latch]

I mustl ook this up

[prime compass]

I would put "BFJP" (Bludish Freedom and Justice Party) in the middle

Thats the name of my party

[burnt wren]

Nope

[burnt wren]

Okay
I'll edit it

[frank latch]

are we sure?

cus there's a tail in the mouth...

a 2nd tail mind you

[burnt wren]

That's his tounge

😭😭😭

[frank latch]

freaky ahh tongue

[burnt wren]

This one looks for communist

[prime compass]

And instead of stars add 2 mountains and wheat

[frank latch]

more fascist than communist tbh

[frank latch]

the mountains are very communist though

[burnt wren]

Okay okay

[prime compass]

Ok ill say all changes

[prime compass]

Wait ill say them rq

[burnt wren]

Okay okay

[prime compass]

1. Put "BFJP" in the middle
2. Replace the stars with the mountains and wheat

[prime compass]

It symbolizes the mountainous terrain of Bludia

With "Yollak Bluderat" under it

(Free Bludia)

Tanks

[burnt wren]

How about now

@frank latch

[wraith quarry]

columns need to be narrower

[burnt wren]

Bruh

[prime compass]

Replace the other 2 Stars with that mountain and do what fish Said!
Thank you..

[burnt wren]

Do you want me to to put it in cursive?

[burnt wren]

Beo there was no mountain

Or let me see if there are any

[steep merlin]

#1502: Wasted Time

Since it sounds like your time spent typing can't possibly be less productive than your time spent not typing, have you tried typing SLOWER?

[prime compass]

This mountain

Yollak Bluderat!

I sent it before

[burnt wren]

How tf am I spoused to put that on the flag 😭😭😭

[prime compass]

Replace the stars with that is that possible

[burnt wren]

No
I make the flag from an app
It's not edited

[prime compass]

Oh

[prime compass]

Can you remove the stars is that possible

[burnt wren]

Yes

I can replace it with a sun

Or a sword

[prime compass]

Hmmm

Let me see

[prime compass]

Ok sun will work

The morning has come

A morgna hes core!

[burnt wren]

Aight bet

[prime compass]

Thanks

[west path]

EW

TEXT ON A FLAG

STANIC

SATANICISM

[burnt wren]

Syabo🥀🥀

[prime compass]

I guess it could work

[burnt wren]

Have fun with it

[prime compass]

@west path the Bludish Freedom and Justice Party!
Of Wehlen!

[prime compass]

Thanks

[burnt wren]

Reformists of sordland

[prime compass]

me and my homies HATE Frens Ricter

[burnt wren]

As a reformist
Even I hate him

[prime compass]

Atleast the BFF did one good thing

[marsh lance]

You want people to be killed?

[prime compass]

Frens Ricter dying doesnt happen naturally some stuff has to happen for it!

[prime compass]

Pata

[marsh lance]

Hello taxilover

Why have you become belemin

Did he possess you

[prime compass]

Idk he is too goated

Anyway hru

[burnt wren]

Absolute masculinity

[marsh lance]

Im okay

Hbu

[spring bison]

least schizophrenic kleznamish moment

[prime compass]

Im goodsa

[spring bison]

why did you face reveal @west path

[prime compass]

Qevie would NEVER join the NFP

He is a ....blud

Lebron dö you like the flag for the Bludish Freedom and Justice Party

[spring bison]

hes probably an old guardist (reflection of his status in the wb deepstate)

[prime compass]

Aside from it being bludish

[west path]

im in the communist party

reduce the election threshold!!

[prime compass]

What do you think of the flag above made by semtex

[prime compass]

Make it 15%
NFP wont be affected

Get constitutional reforms passed

[low agate]

Let's see how people feel rn

[prime compass]

Investigate the opposition using the SSP

[prime compass]

@west path @west path rate pls 😞

[low agate]

@frosty drum @heavy hornet @hollow wasp @quick idol @hollow garden @alpine raft @tiny wren @burnt wren
How many of you guys are available?

[alpine raft]

I am

[heavy hornet]

me

[low agate]

2/10 nations

I pinged 8

Because

You're the most active ones

[frosty drum]

Literally worst possible time
(It's Wednesday)

I have to finish a test

[low agate]

It is Wednesday my dudes

[alpine raft]

where does such info come from

[frosty drum]

It's the middle of the week

[alpine raft]

its fine

[burnt wren]

Me

[alpine raft]

thats some of the top 3 most active members

[burnt wren]

@low agate

[low agate]

I'm not starting with only 3 people

[burnt wren]

Can I give you an suggestion

[alpine raft]

you constantly say you are overwhelmed

[low agate]

So

[burnt wren]

Can I give you a suggestion

[alpine raft]

maybe less people is better

[frosty drum]

@low agate if you start in an hour and 10 minutes I'll be completely available

[burnt wren]

For battles between 2 nations in game I suggest to use dm actions plus roll 20
Or we use lines of battle

[low agate]

I could try

[burnt wren]

@low agate

[low agate]

This is a no rolls mw

[alpine raft]

get the fuck out of here

[burnt wren]

Then dm actions or lines of battle

[alpine raft]

rolling is so fucking dumb

especially in wars

[burnt wren]

SHUT THE FUCK UP

[alpine raft]

MOTHERFUCKER ROLLING IN A WAR IS SO DUMB

[low agate]

Suggest rolls again and I'm gonna summon 20 scoropiders on you

[alpine raft]

fucking a

[low agate]

Idc what nation you are

[alpine raft]

get his ass IOE

[prime compass]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

belemin_

:game_die: You rolled 6

[alpine raft]

using rolls is so fucking dumb

beyond fucking belief

[low agate]

,roll 5000 summon goku

[haughty inlet]

halo0pk0ok

:game_die: You rolled 4174

[low agate]

No goku

Fr

[burnt wren]

Then use dm actions
Don't let the other side see opponents action in public chat
Let players use strategies to fight

[alpine raft]

yeah

its always been like that

[low agate]

Doesn't that kinda make sense

Like

You guys have been using dms for the most useless actions

[burnt wren]

No more

[low agate]

And now you wanna ask to use dms for actually important things

[burnt wren]

@quick idol
@tiny wren
@hollow garden

@low agate is there any other monsters in the jungle?

[low agate]

Not yet

Now please

[burnt wren]

THE FUCK YOU MEAN NOT YET

[burnt wren]

Nuh uh"

[prime compass]

@quick idol hey yuo

[hollow garden]

6 pings damn

[prime compass]

What do you think of the BFJP flag made by semtex

Be honest..dont ignore

[hollow garden]

@prime compass opinion

[burnt wren]

Hell yeah?

[prime compass]

Things we would all do as Andrej Tamur video when?

[burnt wren]

Can u use bubblegum bih next time?

@low agate

[prime compass]

Fix the infrastructure
Develop the military
Make Syrlstaria a superpower 😇

Kill terroes
Kill terroes
Imprison terroes
Torture terroes
Discriminate terroes
Invade terroe 😈

[prime compass]

@hollow garden say pls

[burnt wren]

I have a better idea

Nuke the whole planet

[prime compass]

Nah

I like Eseron and Syrlstaria

Alongside all nations who share my ideas

"Beneath the Banner" is truly a timeless masterpiece

[hollow garden]

Nicee

Is this for the mw?

[prime compass]

Yes, @burnt wren made it

[hollow garden]

@burnt wren ah nice flag

[prime compass]

I wanted to add a mountain with Yollak Bluderat but sadly we cant

1984

I still like

[quick idol]

Suzerain mw mentioned

[burnt wren]

Thanks man

[prime compass]

BFJP flag rate pls

[burnt wren]

Can we start the session

[prime compass]

Made by semtex

[burnt wren]

For gods sake

Ahhhhhhhhhh

[quick idol]

Whata the flag of Wehlen tho

[burnt wren]

RAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[low agate]

I'm gonna make a punishment list if you keep asking

[burnt wren]

USA MOOOOOOOOOODE

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[quick idol]

john rpa if patience was an olympic sport

[burnt wren]

Suzerain RAAAAAAAAAB

[burnt wren]

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[low agate]

Rushing me to start a session: = 5 scoropiders

From here on out

[quick idol]

what happens if we rush you to add scoropiders

[prime compass]

That is up for the reigning party to decide.
Now rate the BFJP flag

[burnt wren]

Every damn cave

[quick idol]

When are you rigging the elections btw

[low agate]

You're the cause of this

[prime compass]

Ercan if he would rate the flag

I will not rig the elections

[burnt wren]

Absolute masculinity

[hollow wasp]

@low agate is session rn or later?

[prime compass]

I believe my acts will make me popular

[quick idol]

Will you

[low agate]

Depends on how many we got

[prime compass]

First..rate the flag!

Then

[quick idol]

Im here

El helado and john rpa too

[burnt wren]

Everyone is online

[hollow wasp]

K

[burnt wren]

And klez

[west path]

why is the banamia flag leeched from me

[burnt wren]

And jolly

[quick idol]

What do the suns and leaves mean

[low agate]

@alpine raft @heavy hornet @quick idol @burnt wren @hollow wasp @hollow garden

Are you all up for it

[cunning niche]

I claimed it

[burnt wren]

@low agate can I make something like this out of stones?

[cunning niche]

Sorry

[hollow wasp]

No need for le ping im already here

[low agate]

I'm just confirming

[burnt wren]

Today's word
Le ping

[quick idol]

I am

[low agate]

That's two words

[hollow wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-bean-gif-9448296695352120730

[prime compass]

Sun=the New age that is upon as after smolaks fall
Those "leaves" are wheat crops...the bludish Party in suzerain has that as their logo

[alpine raft]

yes

[low agate]

@tiny wren

[hollow wasp]

Dumbass that’s two words 👽

[prime compass]

@quick idol this...

[west path]

6 gigazillion dmcas incoming

[prime compass]

Yollak Bluderat
A morgna hes core!

[quick idol]

When are you funding them and starting BFF 2

[cunning niche]

when people ask me where is rhodesia i dont pull out a map… no i just point to my heart ❤️

[alpine raft]

is ioe hosting?

[hollow wasp]

Crazy

[west path]

https://tenor.com/view/critter-hhhhomeboyyyy-kings-dark-tidings-saga-by-kel-kade-bird-peculiar-creature-gif-25199506

[hollow wasp]

I think so

[hollow wasp]

Bittern?

Bittern?!

[cunning niche]

Stupid.. stupid… BITTERN!

[burnt wren]

@hollow wasp
@quick idol which one should I build on the game?

[heavy hornet]

https://tenor.com/view/entrance-im-here-arriving-in-style-open-door-for-me-balling-gif-13984646

[prime compass]

I want to focus on Wehlen and its Problems first before meddling in international affairs.
I hope Queen Beatrice will see reason to continue our trade.

[west path]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1125562928691695657/1131436025483370606/attachment-3.gif

[quick idol]

idk man, i switched to rumburg

[burnt wren]

F-35 and babushka

[quick idol]

👽

[hollow wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/my-honest-reaction-reaction-bittern-bittern-reaction-my-reac-gif-26592994

[hollow wasp]

Second

[prime compass]

Ercan...Our friendship in every mw goes a long way right...

[burnt wren]

The eagle?

[quick idol]

i need energy for nuclear weapons 🔥 🔥 🔥

[low agate]

I'll wait for jolly

[hollow wasp]

Yessir

[low agate]

Probably gonna start in 15-25 minutes

[hollow wasp]

Energy like……. yoinking particles from uranium?

[burnt wren]

Ok

[hollow wasp]

Shit gets spicy

[prime compass]

We can provide...oil

[quick idol]

@hollow garden will you host tonight so i can nuke holsord, staalport and haelm

[prime compass]

Wehlen is rich in oil

[low agate]

Btw when I do start

[alpine raft]

rn

[low agate]

DO NOT spam expansion actions

[quick idol]

Now

[low agate]

Istg

[quick idol]

how much is considered spamming

[low agate]

I will send Jimbo after you if you do a ton of expansions

Smaller nations can get away with more because of their disadvantage

[hollow wasp]

Define spam

[prime compass]

What I say is spam, is spam

[hollow wasp]

Oh yeah?

[prime compass]

My word is absolute.

Try and alter it and you will be at the bottom of the ocean.

[low agate]

Look at khalix and skillerz nations from before after a session

[quick idol]

just dont mind ercania

👽

[low agate]

I'll find a way to nuke you

[quick idol]

in my defense it was necessary

[hollow wasp]

I got warned for spamming this muhahahah AMONGUS RIOT

➖➖🟥🟥🟥
➖🟥🟥🟦🟦🟦
🟥🟥🟥🟦🟦🟦
🟥🟥🟥🟦🟦🟦
🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥
➖🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥
➖🟥🟥➖🟥🟥
➖🟥🟥➖🟥🟥

[low agate]

I'll send out my best nations after you ercan

[prime compass]

Youll get warned again.

[hollow wasp]

Lol

[heavy hornet]

you will find that your transgressions were negative for you

[burnt wren]

From lil guy to big fella

[hollow wasp]

➖➖🟥🟥🟥
➖🟥🟥🟦🟦🟦
🟥🟥🟥🟦🟦🟦
🟥🟥🟥🟦🟦🟦
🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥
➖🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥
➖🟥🟥➖🟥🟥
➖🟥🟥➖🟥🟥

[quick idol]

brother you act like you owned all those island before i took them

This applies for 1 mid island

[prime compass]

Stop

[heavy hornet]

I owned the 2 you took

[hollow wasp]

Bro I posted an amongus twice 😭

[low agate]

Jolly I suggest you make big allies if you wanna take down ercan

[hollow wasp]

Actual mod abuse

[prime compass]

1984

🤫

[hollow wasp]

This server actually is

[heavy hornet]

And now I can’t expand within my region cause I’ve been completely blockaded

[hollow wasp]

Unironically

[low agate]

So are you ready

[heavy hornet]

for session

[low agate]

Yes

@alpine raft @heavy hornet @quick idol @burnt wren @hollow wasp @hollow garden
Re ping

[heavy hornet]

yeah

[quick idol]

@low agate first move, we will expand ||our copper mines||

[low agate]

How bro felt typing this

[hollow wasp]

Monsieur IoE ce nest pas bon

[quick idol]

[low agate]

What?

[hollow wasp]

@low agate expand on that island west of me

[hollow wasp]

Uh basically said it’s not cool in French

[quick idol]

@low agate dms non-expansion actions time!!!

[low agate]

Oh great

[burnt wren]

Yey

[low agate]

You mean east?

[hollow wasp]

Yep mb. East

[quick idol]

Its nothing too bad i swear

[low agate]

Already being flooded with dms

[burnt wren]

Build statues from this eagle and creat a statue crafting business for people

[heavy hornet]

Colony expand @low agate

[quick idol]

@low agate build more nuclear testing sites for our nuclear weapons program

He did it

HE DID IT

HE DID IT!!!!

[low agate]

He's a smaller nation stfu

[quick idol]

I am a very small nation

[alpine raft]

@low agate I wanna start a new war doctrine dms

[quick idol]

Liechtenstein size

[heavy hornet]

And I’m the size of maybe Hawaii

[frosty drum]

@low agate is expansion actions banned for now

[heavy hornet]

less probably

[quick idol]

You ARE hawaii

watch out for coups

[quick idol]

Who would be america here

[burnt wren]

Chaos already?

[prime compass]

(Me)

[hollow garden]

Does he know what Rhodesia did

[low agate]

Not banned, just don't make a ton of them, especially if you're a larger nation

[hollow wasp]

Nope

[hollow wasp]

Hi klez

[burnt wren]

@low agate please set up cities here and start the construction

@hollow garden wanna trade

[low agate]

I'm not marking those

But you'll get a few better towns

I hate marking areas within nations

[heavy hornet]

@low agate build wooden palisades around my northeastern island

[burnt wren]

Okay
So just grow and reconstruct the towns so much that ot turns into a city and house people there (im in desperate need of more population)

[low agate]

Ok

[west path]

,roll 20 expand

[haughty inlet]

qevie

:game_die: You rolled 2

[west path]

@quick idol am i worthy?

[burnt wren]

No

[hollow wasp]

@low agate start a copper mine

[west path]

😔

[quick idol]

No you arent

[hollow wasp]

,roll 20 expand

[haughty inlet]

uglyladdie

:game_die: You rolled 12

[high tartan]

Guten Morgen.

[low agate]

You haven't come across any pits yet

[frosty drum]

@low agate imma now invest in creating Farms
Also trading with a ton of nations

[low agate]

So

[burnt wren]

I suggest you bring some soldiers with you in the mine

[hollow wasp]

@west path cooked

[low agate]

Your mines are safe from spiders

[west path]

but i set up frontier outposts and koloniia to gain further control over the lands i conquered..

[high tartan]

Could Ich join this map war?

[west path]

FUCK

[spring bison]

@low agate reinvent the wheel

[west path]

,roll 20 counter

[haughty inlet]

qevie

:game_die: You rolled 2

[hollow wasp]

Do I need a pit to mine or can I just dig?

[west path]

kms

[low agate]

I told you what happened

[hollow wasp]

So joever

[quick idol]

@low agate dms!!!

[high tartan]

@low agate can I Join?

[burnt wren]

Can I start to form my own education system?

[low agate]

You don't have spiders to worry about (yet)

[low agate]

Too many nations...

[hollow wasp]

Ok start a copper mine and send a few soldiers down just in case

[frosty drum]

Nuh uh

[high tartan]

Can I BE a charcater?

[burnt wren]

He can be a part of me

[low agate]

I'll let you choose a location and create a single, strong character to become fr

You can't be Jimbo

[burnt wren]

@high tartan You can be a part my nation

[frosty drum]

@low agate am I able to Trade with John rpa

[low agate]

With boats yes

[frosty drum]

@burnt wren wanna trade

[burnt wren]

Hmmmaure why not
What you need

[frosty drum]

Idk
Just trade

[burnt wren]

Aight well
Do you want panda coat?

[low agate]

@heavy hornet You can ask skillerz to bring back corpses for you

[burnt wren]

I have a question
Do I even have a alphabet?

[low agate]

Do you need one

[quick idol]

we do

[low agate]

Stop trynna copy everything

[quick idol]

@low agate can we write on stuff 👽

[burnt wren]

Yes
Wanna start my education system

[quick idol]

I think i already have a language considering we call pigs eyequu

you said that

[steep merlin]

#1709: Inflection

"Or maybe, because we're suddenly having so many conversations through written text, we'll start relying MORE on altered spelling to indicate meaning!" "Wat."

[quick idol]

therefore we do now

[heavy hornet]

say if you bring me all the bodies you can carry I’ll make it worth your while

[low agate]

Jolly is a businessman fr

[frosty drum]

What do you do with them

[heavy hornet]

Classified

[low agate]

He can't tell but he is good with providing

[burnt wren]

@frosty drum you didn't tell me what yoy want like I have literally everything
I have Llama meat,panda meat,panda coat,sails,statues,etc...

[low agate]

He's like Walter White when it comes to this

[burnt wren]

He puts them on a stick

@low agate oe by the way can yoy build schools in the whole kingdom?

[quick idol]

Schools in this age 👽

[burnt wren]

Why not

[spring bison]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-house-house-md-cursed-the-curse-cursed-images-gif-9514785705741002263

[hollow wasp]

@low agate since I can reach klez begin logging and selling him timber

[quick idol]

whar

[low agate]

Klezna isn't actively playing rn

[hollow wasp]

Prearranged

[quick idol]

@low agate guess what
Dms

[steep merlin]

I heard there was a new store called Moderation. They have everything there

is klez dead
:8ball: Most likely

[hollow wasp]

@hollow garden noooooooooo

[quick idol]

Jimbo got him

[steep merlin]

Is Cosmic dead
:8ball: Without a doubt

[hollow wasp]

@low agate pick the dumbest guy I have and make him swim into the sea to kill jimbo

[steep merlin]

are YOU dead?
:8ball: Very doubtful

is skillerz cool
:8ball: Better not tell you now

[burnt wren]

@low agate
Wanna design a new type of catapult but for grand and siege warfare
With wheels to move it around

[steep merlin]

is skillerz cool
:8ball: As I see it, yes

[low agate]

Bro wtf

[hollow wasp]

@frosty drum w

[frosty drum]

@hollow wasp are you in his mw

[quick idol]

yall guess what

[low agate]

He is

[hollow wasp]

Yessir I am. Jungle continent im the smaller one

[heavy hornet]

@low agate train koas thingymabobber

[frosty drum]

Show frfr

[hollow wasp]

Santas real?

[quick idol]

No

[low agate]

Improvements

[quick idol]

he is but thats not what i was saying

[hollow wasp]

Old map but u get the idea https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1345845398903980043/1354565046558134403/1354564933060268072remix-1743023863171.png?ex=67e5c081&is=67e46f01&hm=c771a592f9b45e4b91162d37ed3c540e62459cdb9c1e3d29eddac9208467acba&

[burnt wren]

@low agate btw dont forget to add more ships and catapults to the navy

[low agate]

I miss when the map was simple...

[frosty drum]

@hollow wasp wanna trade

[hollow wasp]

Oh ok. Go on then

[hollow wasp]

Where r u?

[frosty drum]

Imma make an entire region
Purposely dissolve and look like the Holy Roman Empire 😇

[hollow wasp]

[frosty drum]

In 500 years

[heavy hornet]

Say did you grab any of those bodies

or will you

[west path]

chicken butt

[hollow wasp]

@low agate

[hollow wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/barnyard-fashionistas-chicken-rooster-cowboy-howdy-gif-23623742

[frosty drum]

@heavy hornet Dms

[low agate]

He drowns

Dumbest guy

Too dumb to swim

[hollow wasp]

Shit I had hope for him

[burnt wren]

@low agate after finishing the siege/grand catapults I want you to design long and big bows and Produce them on a wide scale
Also I would like to recruit some soldiers

[low agate]

Sir, you're not advanced enough

[quick idol]

Does conscription exist

[quick idol]

@low agate conscript all men, women and children ||for legal reasons this is a joke||

[burnt wren]

I have bows already
Also a great bow is just a long bow

[burnt wren]

And also I already have catapults for my navy
Just add a wheel to the catapult and that it

[low agate]

Stop talking grand and talk normal

[low agate]

You haven't made wheels

[burnt wren]

Ohhhh shit I forgot

[hollow wasp]

@low agate start a lil alphabet. Old Irish lettering (cuz it’s fucking gorgeous) and have it taught to all my people so they can read and use a secret code

[quick idol]

Next you're gonna say we cant use fire because we havent discovered fire

[low agate]

He hasn't though

[burnt wren]

Okay okay ummm can I share the stones by any chance?

[quick idol]

I discover fire

👽

[frosty drum]

@low agate how did the farm action go

[low agate]

Fire has been discovered long before

[hollow wasp]

Or cant use air because we don’t have lungs. He actually changed tiger behaviours to spite me

[low agate]

Alright. You're not khalix, but it's alright

[quick idol]

Its the mysterious thing we use to smelt the ores and cook the food...

[vital latch]

YEAH BITCHES

I WON THE DEBATE

[burnt wren]

@low agate I have a trade deal with @alpine raft
Build some naval catapults and send it to him and in return I'll get whatever he says

[alpine raft]

ok

[burnt wren]

Okay so bear skin and furr
And plates

[vital latch]

CRY ONE OUT FOR YOUR FAVOURITE DOLPHIN AND THEIR HIGH WPM BEING THE ONLY REASON THEY WON DESPITE BEING A DUMBASS WOOOO

[alpine raft]

plates?

[frosty drum]

~bt

[burnt wren]

Yee plate for the skins
Then how am I supposed to carry them

[alpine raft]

ok

[low agate]

So are you gonna participate in mw or

[hollow wasp]

Really hard subject, cats Vs dogs

[hardy saffron]

@frosty drum: The first UPM update, but was successful.

[quick idol]

Dogs are better btw

[vital latch]

I'm not home you don't got my yapface for another bit

[quick idol]

@vital latch now yap

[hollow wasp]

☑️

[burnt wren]

I wanna run another experiment on the capture scoropider

[hollow wasp]

@low agate

[alpine raft]

@low agate has the deal gone through?

[low agate]

Ok

[hollow wasp]

It goes well?

[hollow wasp]

@vital latch anything to say?

[quick idol]

hes went silent, therefore i win this very long debate

[hollow wasp]

U cooked him Fr

[alpine raft]

@low agate

[low agate]

I'm talking to him

[alpine raft]

ok

[vital latch]

I'm not on my computer my yap is not turned on ercan

[prime compass]

My yap

[heavy hornet]

@low agate is Koa in my mainland or colony

[low agate]

Colony

Settlement

That's where she was when she went on the spiral

[hollow wasp]

@low agate im gonna go thx for hosting
Last move is expand north onto those islands and to upgrade my boats to reach klez more reliably

[frosty drum]

@low agate Imma Create Better buildings/Boats
And pathways

[quick idol]

guys my nuclear weapons program is 40% done!!!

[frosty drum]

Give me your secrets fr

[quick idol]

@low agate dms

[marsh lance]

@low agate can i join to genocide people

[hollow wasp]

@low agate

[marsh lance]

3 pings in a row

We killed him

[frosty drum]

@low agate let them in!!!

[quick idol]

@marsh lance @marsh lance @marsh lance

[marsh lance]

Gatekeeping

[marsh lance]

https://tenor.com/view/tv-prime-invincible-omni-man-gif-3474718432791073197

[hollow garden]

Sea salt I need you sea salt

[quick idol]

@hollow garden biggest question of today

is suzerain mw tonight?

[hollow garden]

Is someone hosting

[low agate]

You wanna make actions?

[quick idol]

IoE

Maybe after him?

Do you have the time

[hollow garden]

yes

Map please halo

[hollow garden]

Probably

[quick idol]

YES

[quick idol]

how many bottles of alcohol has Alvarez drank since the start of the mw?

[hollow garden]

7213

[frosty drum]

@hollow garden what was my nation name again

[hollow garden]

Valgsland

[frosty drum]

Oh yeah

[quick idol]

valgsland is my LEAST favorite nation

[hollow garden]

You are the second strongest Malyvenist power

[quick idol]

Along with united contana

[frosty drum]

B- but I'm Valgsland

[quick idol]

I'll forgive you if you do the canon event

Put nukes in Heljiland

[low agate]

My grandfather is a fucking dumbass

[frosty drum]

Can I do one Expansion

[low agate]

Yeah but don't make it too absurd please

[marsh lance]

https://tenor.com/view/invincible-invincible-war-i-need-you-cecil-cecil-invincible-gif-17654934589302344134

[frosty drum]

https://tenor.com/view/mongol-empire-evelotion-demographics-gif-17340392

[quick idol]

@low agate dms... i must expand the colony (for legal reasons this is a joke)

Not the dms part though

[frosty drum]

@low agate 3 small expansions in 3 small Islands?

[quick idol]

@heavy hornet You too

Dms

[hollow garden]

@low agate scout the island for any new animals/ores or forests

[low agate]

Ok here's my thought process

[hollow garden]

Any of these three will be pretty good

[low agate]

Make gcs with whoever you're allied with

[hollow garden]

ok

[hollow garden]

What happened

[low agate]

It'll be so much easier to keep track of

[frosty drum]

Imma ally with everyone

[hollow garden]

A friend of everyone is a friend of none

[frosty drum]

Incorrect
The whole world would be my friend

[hollow garden]

Mayhaps

[low agate]

He ran upstairs, yelling at ME OF ALL PEOPLE for letting our cat (gets outside a lot) and the window is open, without a screen. He yells at me like it's my fault even though he let the cat in the room

[frosty drum]

https://youtu.be/aZXBFirj6b4?si=TwMhJyFYYHz6RCE5

[hollow garden]

Ah old people are cranky like that

Don't sad halo

[heavy hornet]

“Don’t sad halo”

Poetry

[frosty drum]

@heavy hornet Amogus

[heavy hornet]

https://tenor.com/view/omni-man-omni-man-are-you-sure-are-you-sure-invincible-gif-3935116808772397515

[frosty drum]

@low agate I'd like to build a lot more trade ships
So I can make trade routes

[low agate]

I HATE THIS FAT ASS OLD MAN

WHY IS HE ALIVE

[hollow garden]

Did he do something again

[low agate]

He comes rushing into my room blaming me for the cat getting out

Even though he let it in the room

And then takes my drinks which he didn't fucking pay for

[hollow garden]

Alien activity

[low agate]

And says "I'm gonna punch him in the face"

I want him dead

[hollow garden]

The cat?

[low agate]

I hate my father's side of the family

[low agate]

He's talking about me

[hollow garden]

Why is grandpa this angry 😭

[prime compass]

Km

[hollow garden]

Relatable

[hollow garden]

what

[low agate]

He's an old ass man with diabetes and dementia who thinks he owns everything in his house

[prime compass]

Did I say your name

Did I, Mister KleznaMish

[hollow garden]

No I'm asking why you are killing yourself

[hollow garden]

This is you btw

[prime compass]

Because I am a blud living in this Sordland

[prime compass]

I arrested him and Kibener

[hollow garden]

Weren't you going full sollist?

Or you wanted to eliminate the opposition

[prime compass]

Dictatorship

Full sollist in 1957 💔💔💔

[prime compass]

I first ordered Ricters assasination

[frank latch]

Gray - Terroe
Blue - Free Travel
Green - Documents Required
Yellow - 30 Days without Visa
Orange - Visa required
Red - No Entry Permitted

[prime compass]

And then I put the New PFJP leader in jail

Then arrested Kibener and Remus

And yeah

[low agate]

I hate old people

@heavy hornet @quick idol @burnt wren @alpine raft @hollow garden sorry for that

Continue

[alpine raft]

ok

[frosty drum]

Someone needs to make a Skillerz Travel thing

[tiny wren]

@low agate raahhhhhhh

[low agate]

Yo

[frosty drum]

@tiny wren Amogus

[heavy hornet]

Ok aback

[quick idol]

Why is visa required for Ercania

[tiny wren]

So are we starting?

[low agate]

I already know what the strongest possible alliance would be with only 3 nations

[tiny wren]

How tf are you UFO already @low agate

[low agate]

Xp transfer from other account

[tiny wren]

Didn't know that was possible

[low agate]

Yeah my other account had druid

[tiny wren]

So are we having a MW?

[low agate]

Yes

Session rn

[hollow garden]

It's fine

I hope it didn't ruin your mood

@low agate did our search find anything

[low agate]

It absolutely did

[tiny wren]

Okay so what happened last session and earlier this session? @low agate

[low agate]

Since I'm in a bad mood and don't wanna make you guys suffer, you found some pigs

[low agate]

Too much to explain last session
This session not much

[tiny wren]

Just summarize bruh

[low agate]

Means I forgot

[frosty drum]

@tiny wren Hello

[tiny wren]

Hello

[hollow garden]

We will construct a pig farm

Haram

But I must do it

[low agate]

Ok

[burnt wren]

Sup man

[tiny wren]

I'm good, I just woke up.

[frosty drum]

@low agate imma increase my agriculture
As well as Making more Towns/cities

[frank latch]

bro

[burnt wren]

Toy have pigs?
Can I trade a pair of male and female with you?
I'll give you copper coins

[low agate]

Alright

[burnt wren]

Great

[burnt wren]

Check dms please

[low agate]

@heavy hornet Dms

[tiny wren]

@low agate I'd like to continue mining.

[burnt wren]

Please bring soldiers with yoy if you're mining

[hollow garden]

@low agate give Grandmaster john a couple of pigs like 16

[burnt wren]

I don't want another spider put break

[hollow garden]

Is John constructing a zoo

[burnt wren]

Thanks
What do you want in return?

[burnt wren]

Nuh
Food farm

[hollow garden]

Nothing really

[low agate]

Since I'm in the benevolent mood in terms of hosting, you find some tungsten

[hollow garden]

Pigs are abundant

[low agate]

John send out a boat

[tiny wren]

What a rare occasion

[burnt wren]

Just tell me
Copper?
Trees?
Weapon?
What yoy want

[hollow garden]

I want ur love

@low agate map?

[burnt wren]

😊😊😊

[low agate]

The plans are being set into action...

[tiny wren]

@low agate what happened to my strongest men sent to Ercan's lands

[low agate]

It's so peak...

[hollow garden]

Heh

My masterplan

[low agate]

Totally forgot about that

@quick idol

[hollow garden]

It's unfolding rn

[burnt wren]

Can yoy please check the dms and tell me what your decision is

[frosty drum]

@low agate Can I mine more and see what I'll get

[quick idol]

Whar

[low agate]

Calcium

[frosty drum]

Bro