🎲game-room

[west path]

what if you put it up against a wall

its still a panel of glass but you cant see through it

[frosty drum]

Imagine you

[west path]

thus it is a mirror

[rose cape]

you can 👽

[low agate]

So do we have @tiny wren @burnt wren @quick idol @heavy hornet ?

[quick idol]

places in bowistan i would nuke

[rose cape]

you can see the wall

on the other side

[west path]

fuck

you got me ther

[rose cape]

of the glass

[west path]

Erm

no you cant

i deny that

[rose cape]

based

[quick idol]

,roll alpha 9, qevie, amazting

[haughty inlet]

ercanramanov

:game_die: alpha 9

[west path]

why are you sparing the rest of maizan

[quick idol]

thats who is right

[burnt wren]

I'm online

[quick idol]

Nobody lives in those parts of maosan

[tiny wren]

@quick idol RESPOND

[quick idol]

what

[rose cape]

*wrong

[low agate]

It's jolly I'm waiting for to answer

[west path]

there is 1 major city there

[low agate]

I can clearly see ercan in chat

[quick idol]

,roll play mw, dont play mw, half play mw

[haughty inlet]

ercanramanov

:game_die: play mw

[heavy hornet]

Wait no longer

[quick idol]

,roll really, not really

[haughty inlet]

ercanramanov

:game_die: not really

[tiny wren]

Okay Jolly is here

[quick idol]

,roll play mw, dont play mw, half play mw

[haughty inlet]

ercanramanov

:game_die: play mw

[low agate]

HAHA

[quick idol]

,roll really, not really

[haughty inlet]

ercanramanov

:game_die: not really

[low agate]

Wtf

[rose cape]

2 step verification

[quick idol]

Am i stuck in a loop

,roll play mw, dont play mw, half play mw

[haughty inlet]

ercanramanov

:game_die: half play mw

[quick idol]

,roll really, not really

[haughty inlet]

ercanramanov

:game_die: not really

[quick idol]

Guhh 😭

[burnt wren]

,roll 2012

[haughty inlet]

semtex141

:game_die: You rolled 1329

[low agate]

Ercan didn't you say ok to me saying we need 4/8

[quick idol]

Release me!!!

[spring bison]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-house-house-md-cursed-the-curse-cursed-images-gif-9514785705741002263

[quick idol]

,roll play mw, dont play mw, half play mw

[haughty inlet]

ercanramanov

:game_die: half play mw

[burnt wren]

,roll 600000000000000

[haughty inlet]

semtex141

:game_die: You rolled 309220436520228

[quick idol]

,roll really, not really

[haughty inlet]

ercanramanov

:game_die: really

[quick idol]

YES

[heavy hornet]

Took that long for a 1/8 chance

[low agate]

I'll start if I can get a react on this from each of you

[burnt wren]

,roll 566433578098753123256747900980986790000009989686436331111231464479548998637900000000009845674421

[haughty inlet]

semtex141

:game_die: You rolled 2.861367145919806e+95

[heavy hornet]

balgabab?

[low agate]

@quick idol @burnt wren

[burnt wren]

I'm OK

Start it

[tiny wren]

Self react 🤓

[low agate]

Fine I'll start

[burnt wren]

Hehe

[low agate]

@heavy hornet @tiny wren @burnt wren @quick idol make actions

[tiny wren]

Do the griddy

Just kidding

[low agate]

Bob randomly does that

[quick idol]

@heavy hornet So are we doing the alliance against jimbo

[low agate]

Fr

[low agate]

I forgot to mention

Jimbo is canonically 6.5km long

So

Good luck

[heavy hornet]

I believe koas part on the spiral may help defeat him

[tiny wren]

Womp Womp -> 🪱

[burnt wren]

Yez

[quick idol]

Discover me so we can actually ally fr

send a boat or something

[low agate]

He can't

He'll get swiped by Jimbo

[tiny wren]

@low agate what's our progress on the spiral

[heavy hornet]

unless you wanna fly here

[low agate]

Same as last time

[quick idol]

i beat jimbo with spears one time

wdym

[heavy hornet]

when

[quick idol]

are they stupid

[spring bison]

https://youtu.be/2LckMTNVW6Q?si=haaZ6liQJUyCTTBG @rose cape why did you do this btw

[low agate]

You threw a single spear at him

And he didn't even react

[quick idol]

So how did he not kill us

👽

[low agate]

He was busy

[quick idol]

@low agate dms

[heavy hornet]

we could only kill him if a guy gets a 8 foot long spear and jabs it into his eye after he gets beached

[low agate]

He's 6.5 Kilometers long my guy

[heavy hornet]

ok maybe a 100 foot spear

[tiny wren]

We need a shit ton of harpoons

Each buried deep on the soil

[heavy hornet]

Harpoons wouldn’t even bruise him

[low agate]

Khalix

Jimbo is longer than the gargantuan leviathan

(albeit not as wide)

@burnt wren what you doing

[heavy hornet]

isn’t the gargantuan like 20 meters wide or something

[tiny wren]

Koa & Bob is our only hope

[heavy hornet]

Only

[burnt wren]

I need iron

[low agate]

Caves:

[burnt wren]

Annex the peninsula and start mining

[low agate]

Also

You don't even have a way to smelt ore yet

So good luck

[heavy hornet]

Have my colonists outside the spiral look fro wheat to make alcohol

[low agate]

You make a new hole in the ground

[low agate]

They find a few wild berries

[quick idol]

EXPLOSIVE wild berries

[burnt wren]

Use the methods that I used before

[tiny wren]

@low agate may I continue expanding north

[low agate]

@heavy hornet A few boats pull up to one of your islands

[low agate]

How much

[tiny wren]

Much much

[low agate]

You get a somewhat sturdy hole in the ground
No rumbling this time

[heavy hornet]

Send a welcoming party plus a few troops just in case

[quick idol]

I love overextending

[burnt wren]

Finally
Create mine shafts and look for steal

[low agate]

You fail at making a full mineshaft, but you dig deeper
Look for steal? Fine, theft increases in your nation

[heavy hornet]

Erm, steel isn’t a natural material

[burnt wren]

Your sick

[low agate]

You send out a small party with a few bananas as gifts

[burnt wren]

Iron

[quick idol]

Ermmm, you're*

[heavy hornet]

Isn’t steel an alloy

[burnt wren]

Fucking auto correct

[tiny wren]

@burnt wren I have a shit ton of bronze of you want

[burnt wren]

I meant iron goddammit

[burnt wren]

YEEEEE S

[hollow wasp]

Only one available at the time 🤷‍♂️

[quick idol]

Should've made me vp fr

[heavy hornet]

Heh, normie defeated with facts and logic 😎😎

[quick idol]

~bt

[hollow wasp]

U we’re campaigning against me lol, glory part 4 life

Were*

[quick idol]

Yea i know

[low agate]

@heavy hornet Unfortunately for you, your welcoming party was captured by the people on the ships. They were thrown overboard and never seen again

[tiny wren]

Offer me a bunch of different tree saplings& plants in return

[burnt wren]

Theft huh?
Remember those soldiers that i trained before
Use them as police and guard the city and are them look for robbers

[heavy hornet]

assholes

[quick idol]

guh

[burnt wren]

Got it
Just somehow get here please

[hardy saffron]

@quick idol: Hi, the result is the part

[low agate]

They try become a very basic form of police

Not as efficient as ercan's system of crime

[quick idol]

@low agate in light of this we should maybe patrol our coasts more

[heavy hornet]

@low agate send an unwelcoming party of spearmen (with all new comfortable palm frond grips!)

[burnt wren]

Great
Now for my trade
Go west and look for a bunch of different trees and plants

[low agate]

You send out a group of your very fancy spearmen, with their super special no callouses spear grips, but the enemy ships have shields

[quick idol]

Just one shield?

wow pathetic

[tiny wren]

@low agate With my newly made bronze axes and tools, I will gather more wood and construct trading ships.

[low agate]

Not many different trees
A few exotic plants

[low agate]

Typos

Stfu

[burnt wren]

Great

[heavy hornet]

What kind shield

[low agate]

Nothing metal

Just some wood

Looks pretty thick though

[burnt wren]

Take them all and plant them in the city
Wanna mass farming them
Also start choping alot of trees

[tiny wren]

@low agate am I good? Or did I fucked up again.

[low agate]

You get some wood, and make a few ships designed to carry instead of be efficient

[quick idol]

@low agate map

[tiny wren]

Wha-

[low agate]

Basic cargo ships

Not speed ships

[heavy hornet]

retrieve my spearmen and make some maces (mace is an overstatement, it’s just a stick with a big stone disk on the end)

[low agate]

Chopping so many trees, one of them falls on a guy and crushes him. You try to plant some of the seeds you got

[low agate]

Not yet

[low agate]

You haven't made one yet

[quick idol]

Whar

[heavy hornet]

made a what

[quick idol]

I want to explore some new island

[low agate]

I'll send map in a minute

[quick idol]

👽

[signal tulip]

Looks like some of you guys are in the stone age

[heavy hornet]

all of us

maybe not Khalix

[signal tulip]

Interesting

[burnt wren]

Can you improve the rafts and turn them into ships?

[low agate]

You have these

[low agate]

Not ships, but basic boats

[heavy hornet]

that could work

[low agate]

Khalix has a somewhat steady stream of bronze

[heavy hornet]

@low agate send in the macuahuitil dudes and make some maces while they’re off killing the barbarians

[burnt wren]

Thats okay
Start fishing with fishing tents and fishing rods
And build new village in the name of that dead man and pay his family for 3 years

[low agate]

You send out your macuahuitil guys and start making sticks with discs

[low agate]

Pay his family what

[heavy hornet]

idk, sterling?

[burnt wren]

Idk what's my currency?

[wraith quarry]

does anybody else like the sound of a freight train going by

[tiny wren]

I'd like to improvise my ships by gathering making better sails using woven grass fibers.

[low agate]

You haven't made one

[low agate]

You make slight improvements to your sails, since there's not much further you can go with just grass

[quick idol]

What if its going towards you

[heavy hornet]

the nearest railway is miles from me I never hear that

[tiny wren]

Btw do @burnt wren got Flax Plants? (used to make linen)

[quick idol]

@low agate build modern fighter jets and tanks

[burnt wren]

Oh yee right
Instead of paying
Build a village in the name of that guy and a memorial sight

[quick idol]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

ercanramanov

:game_die: You rolled 10

[quick idol]

gg yall

[burnt wren]

Trying to find some

[wraith quarry]

i dont live anywhere near a rail line sadly

but the time's i've been next to them

[low agate]

@heavy hornet The boats pull off, heading to another island. The people on it get off and start ransacking the place, capturing people and dragging them back to the boats, before tossing them over

[wraith quarry]

i love the sound of them going by

i need to know if im just weird or not

[wraith quarry]

that's fine

[low agate]

You make a small area of huts and a rock in the center

[tiny wren]

@low agate I'd like to find Flax Plants, there should be some in my Dry Grassland biome.

[quick idol]

alien emoji

[low agate]

Wtf is a flax plant

[heavy hornet]

Send in a small rowboat of elite warriors with maces and macuahuitils

[burnt wren]

Can you take some men and train them to fight?
Wanna grow the police system

[tiny wren]

Used to make Linen Fabric, I just googled it rn

[low agate]

You have them start training

[low agate]

Show a pic

[burnt wren]

Okay since I have a shit ton of rocks and stones
Make houses in that village

[low agate]

You send a boat over, it has some of your strongest dudes on it

[burnt wren]

Can you go into the mine and start building the mine shafts to look for copper or iron
Anything that is useful

[heavy hornet]

also try and capture more than kill

[low agate]

They flee before you get the chance

[signal tulip]

Why's nobody developing Tanks smh!

[quick idol]

I am

[signal tulip]

With stones and leaves?

[burnt wren]

Dude how?
We are in the stone age

[quick idol]

@low agate build modern arillery

[low agate]

You send in a crew, but only one comes out, running in fear

[quick idol]

nah im in the modern age

[signal tulip]

Let me guess

Your kingdom is Ercania

[quick idol]

No

[burnt wren]

Do yoy have some sort of problem with me?
Just give it to me already quit being a dih

[low agate]

I have a plan

[quick idol]

Ercanistan

[burnt wren]

BRUH
Ask the guy what hapoend

[signal tulip]

Hmmm

[tiny wren]

It's this long tall grass, sometimes with purple flowers, it grows mostly on dry grassland biomes.

[low agate]

Check your dms

[signal tulip]

Sounds like you have some oil

[quick idol]

Map when

[signal tulip]

I'm almost level 42!

I think I'll reach super pumpkin in the next month

[burnt wren]

Guys were cooked
Bad news in my lands

[tiny wren]

Host @low agate @low agate @low agate it's been three months! Respond!!

[burnt wren]

I might have found another jimbo

In the ground

[tiny wren]

Jimbo but on the soil

[burnt wren]

Well IN the soil

[low agate]

You find a few of them

[quick idol]

@low agate i transcend mws, open a portal to denmark in nekcropistan and go south to explore germany under skillerz

[low agate]

Denied

[tiny wren]

I'd like to mass produce them, make more Flax farms

[low agate]

Map

[burnt wren]

@low agate can I look for obsidian

[low agate]

None nearby, you're in a jungle

[heavy hornet]

@low agate set up a trap on the island they appear to be sailing towards

[quick idol]

Send explorers there

[low agate]

They're not heading near any islands you're on

[tiny wren]

Wtf, Jimbo's head sticking out

[signal tulip]

@quick idol uh oh, looks like the portal malfunctioned and transported you in this world...

[burnt wren]

Okay
Arm my newly trained soldiers amd take half of the police forces
Gonna take that beast out

[quick idol]

GET ME OUT WTF

[quick idol]

Open a portal back

[low agate]

He's living in the tropics

[heavy hornet]

Follow them but stick somewhat far away to try and stay out of sight

[low agate]

You manage to kill whatever it was, it curls up on its back, but it kills a few of your men too

[tiny wren]

Btw how's my flax farms, can you like ✅ react

[frosty drum]

@quick idol it send you to Skillerian universe of just Skillerz

[low agate]

Jimbo swipes your boats

[heavy hornet]

why does jimbo do this

[low agate]

He doesn't seem to want you following them

[signal tulip]

Constantinople came back 😱 😱

[quick idol]

Fuck jimbo 😭

[burnt wren]

Take that thing out
Slice it in half and burn I down
And then start the mine shafts again

[low agate]

What are you gonna do about it

[heavy hornet]

are they jimbo cultists

[frosty drum]

@low agate imma expand south

A bit

[quick idol]

tf am i supposed to

[low agate]

Aight

[heavy hornet]

pour chemicals in the water

[burnt wren]

Guys jimbo of the ground is dead

I killed it

[tiny wren]

I just wanna plant flowers @low agate respond! it's been 6 years!

[low agate]

You take a few seeds

[burnt wren]

Dude where are you
I need the coppers

[burnt wren]

@low agate

[low agate]

No chemicals

[low agate]

You burn it after mutilating its corpse, putting security measures into your mines

[west path]

why is germany chile

[signal tulip]

It's a bad ending... Germany is enclosing the whole europe

[low agate]

@burnt wren do you want to share what you found, or no?

[signal tulip]

Well except the nordics

[heavy hornet]

Try and find the jimbonians and also expand to more islands

[signal tulip]

And the British isles

And some other countries

[quick idol]

wouldnt jimbo kill you

[burnt wren]

About the bug?
Yee sure

[low agate]

It's too risky to cross the sea right now

[quick idol]

@low agate what did we find in that island

[heavy hornet]

Nah I’m just gonna try and swim

[quick idol]

The one i sent explorers to

[heavy hornet]

trust

[low agate]

@quick idol @frosty drum @heavy hornet @tiny wren John found this in one of his caves

[quick idol]

Bro is fistfighting jimbo

[low agate]

It's a bit larger than a person

[tiny wren]

@low agate I'd like to start a loom and begin weaving flax fibers into linen. Make linen sails, then slap then into my ships then start sailing

[heavy hornet]

what the hell

[burnt wren]

Create big mine shafts
Recruite new men and train them as guards to kill anything that is down there and protect the miners

[frosty drum]

@low agate Let's find good Ores

[low agate]

You make your mines a bit deeper(not fully mineshafts yet) but you train more guys

[tiny wren]

You don't even have stone pickaxes yet

[low agate]

You find
Fancy rocks

Fr

[burnt wren]

Can I mine and look for maybe Copper?

[tiny wren]

Wanna trade for copper tools? @frosty drum

[heavy hornet]

Grimbo

[low agate]

Aren't you gonna start trading with khalix soon

[quick idol]

We need more ground jimbo's

[tiny wren]

@low agate RESPOND!! IT'S BEEN CENTURIES!

[quick idol]

like 20 more

[low agate]

You make a loom and start trying

[quick idol]

@low agate did we

[tiny wren]

Keep trying until success.

[low agate]

That wasn't a Jimbo

[burnt wren]

Yes but I think it will take too long so trying to kinda progress things and also trade with him
Btw improve the boats make them bigger

[low agate]

You make a few

[heavy hornet]

@burnt wren how far are you I’d like to acquire the body if it’s available

[low agate]

You find more island land

[burnt wren]

I'm in the jungles

[frosty drum]

@low agate let's look in the new southern regions for more ores

[tiny wren]

Continue this process, expand my Linen production, Then start sailing to @burnt wren's lands.

[low agate]

Trying to mine for copper, you get attacked by another one of those creatures, but you kill it with help of your guards. You do get a little bit of copper

[heavy hornet]

I’ve got a small colony

[low agate]

Make mines first

[heavy hornet]

@low agate speaking of is my colony doing well

[quick idol]

Oh well, try this one

[frosty drum]

@low agate make mines

[burnt wren]

Finally copper
Stack it up
Will use it later

[quick idol]

Do our people yearn for the mines yet

[low agate]

You make enough for a sail on one of your cargos, and you set sail

[low agate]

You make a few holes in the ground

[burnt wren]

Where are you exactly?

[low agate]

You haven't made any, so idk

[low agate]

K

[heavy hornet]

Mainland is southeast in the tropics

[quick idol]

@low agate we start YEARNING FOR THE MINES and start testing what happens if we just keep digging

[burnt wren]

Improve the boats
Make them bigger

[low agate]

@burnt wren you realize this means there's multiple...

[low agate]

Slight improvement

[burnt wren]

Yes
More guard

[low agate]

One guy starts digging straight down
He falls into lava

[frosty drum]

@low agate did we find anything?

[quick idol]

this means theres a cave there

[low agate]

Imma add this thing to the map real quick

[low agate]

Rocks

[burnt wren]

Go and reconstruct all my villages and build houses with stone

[quick idol]

dig to that cave but not straight down

Truly mining and crafting

[tiny wren]

@low agate how does the military strength & population of each kingdom looks like.

[heavy hornet]

@burnt wren can I give you some alcohol for the corpses of the creatures

[low agate]

You make a few fully stone houses

[frosty drum]

Let's Keep Mining
Build better mines
And build better houses

[burnt wren]

I burnt them all

[low agate]

It takes a while
It's just an underground lava pit

[heavy hornet]

can you not burn all of them

[low agate]

You get more rocks, and make a few better huts

[tiny wren]

You can trade for some copper tools with me, only if you got something to offer in return.

[burnt wren]

Continue until fully stones
Btw chop down some more tree and look for animals to tame

[quick idol]

Dig somewhere else and dms

[burnt wren]

Okay I'll keep one for yoy

[low agate]

Not many tameable things nearby

[heavy hornet]

grand

[low agate]

Chill and let me put the creatures on map

[heavy hornet]

my experiments are to begin shortly

[low agate]

The creatures are not accurate size on the map

Jimbo is accurate

[burnt wren]

Okay so I wanna do something...
Build 2 small ports and fully occupy the peninsula

[quick idol]

Dms now 💯

[heavy hornet]

@burnt wren can you ship the body over to my colony?

[burnt wren]

If i kill one
Yes

[heavy hornet]

It’s over here

[low agate]

@heavy hornet More ships pull up, they look different though

[low agate]

Not enough boats. The guys there are waiting for Koa before they leave

[heavy hornet]

Send a welcoming party with less soldiers and more naners than last time

[low agate]

Done

[heavy hornet]

No he send them here

[low agate]

You make your small ports

[tiny wren]

@low agate I'd like to continue mining

[low agate]

Oh

[low agate]

Your caves are getting a bit dangerous without support, but there's no demon spider things

[quick idol]

Dude is gonna really awaken underground jimbo

[low agate]

The spider things live in the jungle
Because it's the jungle

[heavy hornet]

my experiments with the creatures will hopefully help the world

[low agate]

Come up with a species name for them

@burnt wren

You found them, make a species name

[heavy hornet]

do they have a shell of any kind

Like an exoskeleton

[burnt wren]

@low agate

[quick idol]

Jimbo II

[tiny wren]

@low agate Expand my army, arm them with stronger bronze spears/swords & hide armour, continue mining.

[heavy hornet]

Chitin?

[low agate]

They have wings, a scorpion tail, and giant mandibles

They're really fast too

[heavy hornet]

I take it that they have a shell or chitin. This is good

[low agate]

No information on exoskeleton because they keep getting burnt

[quick idol]

@low agate invent the wheel

[heavy hornet]

Nah he kept one

[quick idol]

yall never did it

[low agate]

You get a decent, early armor going

[heavy hornet]

this

[tiny wren]

Because we don't have to

[low agate]

He makes the wheel

[burnt wren]

Scoropider

[quick idol]

The wheel

[low agate]

I did that

[tiny wren]

Take my strongest men to help in the mines.

[burnt wren]

Bro

[low agate]

Oh btw they have 9 eyes

[burnt wren]

Name the thing

Ioe

Name that thing
Scoropider

[low agate]

Lemme get the details for them

[burnt wren]

Since that thing had a lot of webs

Waityoy said it had webs right?

[heavy hornet]

I think hell creature makes more sense

[low agate]

Six legs
Nine eyes
Scorpion tail
Giant mandibles
Really quick
Human sized
Webs

[low agate]

@burnt wren

[heavy hornet]

see hell creature

[burnt wren]

Can I harvest them

[low agate]

You've only killed 2

[burnt wren]

Can I harvest the webs

[low agate]

And you burnt the first one

[low agate]

You can try

Btw

[burnt wren]

Try it

[low agate]

I forgot to mention

[burnt wren]

Btw send that one remaining corpes to @heavy hornet

[frosty drum]

@low agate Let's actually Organize
And make a Hierarchy
With there being a king

[low agate]

They make webs with the scorpions tail
It can spit venom OR webbing

[low agate]

Who's your king

[low agate]

Not enough boat knowledge

[heavy hornet]

this interests me

[burnt wren]

Great new info

[low agate]

So yeah they can basically clog a dude with webs if they get stabbed by the tail

[tiny wren]

https://tenor.com/view/love-you-sweet-dreams-bored-waiting-for-your-reply-gif-14907040

[frosty drum]

King Fred

[burnt wren]

Improve the boats until it's a ship
(Also put more guards in the mine and start working and look for more ores)

[low agate]

Who's mines

[low agate]

That's gonna take a while

[tiny wren]

Mine Mines

[low agate]

You get a few boats upgrades instead

[burnt wren]

Let's do it

[low agate]

Your mines don't have many creatures, just becoming unstable

[heavy hornet]

@low agate koa/bob progress?

[low agate]

You get king Fred to rule your kingdom

[burnt wren]

Great
Btw fully improve the villages
Create rouds and connect them to each road

[tiny wren]

Doesn't matter, they're going to help mining.

[tiny wren]

@low agate continue mining

[low agate]

Too far advanced, you make a few dirt paths

[low agate]

Ok

[tiny wren]

IT'S BEEN MILLENNIAS! RESPOND!

(What did I get btw)

[low agate]

Rock

Copper

Your tin comes from the meteor

[tiny wren]

What meteor? SHHHHHHHH!

[burnt wren]

That's okay for now

[low agate]

The meteor is common knowledge

Event time fr

Let's see...

What should I do...

[tiny wren]

Btw @burnt wren uhh, it's fully occupied

[heavy hornet]

Kill jimbo

[burnt wren]

Wait since I have lots of stones
Can you turn the dirty paths into paved roads?

[low agate]

No

[heavy hornet]

Or send the pirates back

I’m ready

[west path]

'rock' 👽

[burnt wren]

What?

[low agate]

You put rocks in the ground

[burnt wren]

Great
Now I have roads

[low agate]

Something mysterious has appeared somewhere on the map...

[burnt wren]

Can you go west
Like go for a long walk
I need new cities and mines
And maybe new trees and fruita

[tiny wren]

@low agate make better infrastructure/houses, building, etc, with my newly mined fresh rocks

[low agate]

You're about on par with John in terms of houses rn

[tiny wren]

Map update when btw

[tiny wren]

How about D Ships, am I superior?

[low agate]

You find pineapple

[heavy hornet]

@low agate John ship update when

[low agate]

You have the best ships, only because the tropics nations haven't been upgrading

[burnt wren]

Finally
Something new
Take them and make farms for them
Btw can you look for wheed?

[low agate]

No

[west path]

youre weird

trains going by is not pleasant

[tiny wren]

Yay

[burnt wren]

Okay then ananas farm

[wraith quarry]

it is

the mechanical rumble

the squeaking of the wheels

[west path]

do u mean pineapple

🐖

[low agate]

@heavy hornet The ships that approached you have their crewmates hop off. They don't seem aggressive, just looking around

[west path]

they dont call it ananas

[low agate]

I said no to the weed

[burnt wren]

Yes
But imma call it ananas

[tiny wren]

The Sea People

[heavy hornet]

give them some banana

[west path]

fair

[burnt wren]

I said pineapple farm

[low agate]

"Can you look for wheed"

[low agate]

They accept

[low agate]

You get a few pineapple farms

[tiny wren]

@low agate how's our cargo ship's progress.

[burnt wren]

Great
Can you look for more copper (guards protecting the miners)

[low agate]

Mark your path so I can remix

[frosty drum]

@low agate Let's build more boats better boats fr

[frosty drum]

Did you do my expansions

[heavy hornet]

Speaking of ship progress

@low agate John ship progress when?

[low agate]

Looking for more copper you get some, but there's a giant drop in the cave, and a few of the creatures come from it

[heavy hornet]

[low agate]

He didn't send a ship because he doesn't have enough upgrades

[heavy hornet]

yeah

[low agate]

You can ask khalix to bring back the corpse when he returns

[burnt wren]

How many?
Give me number

[heavy hornet]

Upgrade progress

[low agate]

About 3

[burnt wren]

Call all the guards and kill them all

[tiny wren]

Huh

[heavy hornet]

one of those bug things

[tiny wren]

Okay great

[low agate]

You take casualties, but you kill them. One of the men gets stabbed by a stinger, getting a heavy injection of webbing before dying

[heavy hornet]

kewl

[low agate]

@heavy hornet The people looking around your islands are curious about your stuff

They seem fascinated

[burnt wren]

Damn
That was a brutal death
Bury them all but before that
Take allthe web out of the man's body

[low agate]

It's too difficult to extract it from his body

It's an entire mess

[frosty drum]

@low agate and action above

[tiny wren]

Just bury him you Psycho.

[low agate]

You get a few basic boats

[low agate]

I did

[quick idol]

@low agate dms again

[tiny wren]

@low agate map update

[burnt wren]

Okay I need new weapon
Make shields and armor with copper and spears and train new men and arm them with copper weapons and equipments and send them into caves again

[low agate]

I just sent one

[low agate]

No way to smelt copper rn

[burnt wren]

Fuck
Just bury him man...

[low agate]

Ok

[burnt wren]

What you mean?
I can't shape the copper?

[tiny wren]

@low agate how's my cargo ships?

[low agate]

You can't melt the copper

You don't even have furnaces

[tiny wren]

I'll teach you how once I get into your lands

[alpine raft]

you hosting?

[low agate]

Yes

[alpine raft]

may i join

[low agate]

Want me to get the biomes version

[tiny wren]

@low agate continue to send my men to scout for Animals

[alpine raft]

yes

[low agate]

Deer

[alpine raft]

send full biome map

[low agate]

Geese

[alpine raft]

also whats the era

[tiny wren]

We all started in stone age

[low agate]

This

[tiny wren]

We're slowly entering bronze

[alpine raft]

am i gonna start at stone age too?

[low agate]

Yes

Remix where, choose a color, only off limits area is spiral

[burnt wren]

Oh fuck I forgot about that.
Okay make Furnace with stone that yoy put the copper inside and when it melts you can grab the stone pot inside the furnace and then put it into cubes or spear shaped rocks to shape it

[tiny wren]

Is the artic: Siberian Artic or Greenland Artic

[alpine raft]

is there no one in the mountains?

[tiny wren]

I am btw

[low agate]

Khalix has a small settlement near the meteor crater

Other than that, no

[alpine raft]

can i be there too?

[low agate]

Lemme get you the bonuses list

#🎲game-room message

[frosty drum]

@low agate can I land here

[burnt wren]

Sude so yoy see that big island near that small island that my people are in?
Send some dudes by the boats into that big island and setup a small village

[low agate]

You get a few basic furnaces, not the greatest

[tiny wren]

You may

[low agate]

Sure

[alpine raft]

im gonna be in tropical islands

[burnt wren]

Can I go and look for coals in the mines?

[alpine raft]

lemme find the map

[heavy hornet]

we are full

[tiny wren]

Don't

[low agate]

When are we gonna get a mountains or Arctic spawn...

[alpine raft]

wdym you are full

[low agate]

Also

[heavy hornet]

also it’s bad here

[alpine raft]

2 nations there

damn

[low agate]

There's a 6.5km behemoth living in the tropics

[heavy hornet]

Two big nations and we have horrible sea monster

[tiny wren]

Best Biome, but you got Jimbo & Pirates

[heavy hornet]

oh and pirates

[alpine raft]

if there were arctic bonuses

[frosty drum]

@low agate dms for lore suggestion

[low agate]

Stronger people, better resistance, less material

[burnt wren]

@low agate

[low agate]

Yes

[alpine raft]

il spawn there

[burnt wren]

Do I found some?

[low agate]

Remix where, bottom left

[low agate]

A little

[burnt wren]

Stack it up

[burnt wren]

Btw
Do yoy see that big island near thay small island that I'm in?
Yee send somw dudes over there to occupy it and set a village

[tiny wren]

Who Owoified bro

[alpine raft]

the blue

in the arctic

[low agate]

What color nation

Preferably hex code

[alpine raft]

lemme get it

8A0303

blood red

also il be heavy isolationist

[quick idol]

Back

[burnt wren]

@low agate
Also don't forget to fully Annex the peninsula

[frosty drum]

Jimbo ate your nation

[alpine raft]

what animals are there that i can hunt?

[low agate]

Arctic rabbits, moose, owls, Arctic foxes, wolves, polar bears, possibly stuff in the water

[burnt wren]

Can I look around and see how's the environment

[alpine raft]

can i capture them and farm them?

[low agate]

Trees

Everywhere

[alpine raft]

rabbits and moose is what im interested in

[low agate]

Highest likelihood is the rabbits

[alpine raft]

yes

[low agate]

Moose are terrifying

[alpine raft]

debatable

[burnt wren]

New fruits?
New animals?
New plants?

[low agate]

Nature's tank

[low agate]

Tiger territory

[spring bison]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-house-house-md-cursed-the-curse-cursed-images-gif-9514785705741002263

[low agate]

Tigers aren't as dangerous as the spiders

[alpine raft]

can i train wolves to help me hunt ?

[burnt wren]

Why tf there is so many tigers

[low agate]

You can always try

[low agate]

They're more like lions in this map

[alpine raft]

il attempt to cultivate rabbits and train wolves

[burnt wren]

Can I just try and tame one
Just one
If it got mad kill it instantly

[burnt wren]

Ahh damn...

[low agate]

Unfortunately, you don't have the resources to keep rabbits cooped up, and the wolves ignore you if you don't have food

[low agate]

You throw a fish at it

[tiny wren]

@low agate did I make it into @burnt wren's lands

[burnt wren]

Send some soldiers there just for backup

[low agate]

Yes

[alpine raft]

i have 0 wood?

none at all

[burnt wren]

AAAAAAND?

[low agate]

You haven't punched trees

[low agate]

It eats the fish

[alpine raft]

so thats how it is

let me write a fucking testament

brb

[low agate]

They also had to make tools

[burnt wren]

Can I throw 2 more fishes?
Maybe more fishes

[tiny wren]

@burnt wren gets a shit ton of copper in exchange for different tree saplings & seeds.

[low agate]

With sticks and stones

[low agate]

Ok

[frosty drum]

@low agate Imma build more towns
And mines
As well as tame animals for farms
Do we have elephants

[burnt wren]

I'm trying to look for different trees

[low agate]

@heavy hornet Ask him to bring you a corpse

[tiny wren]

What corpse

[heavy hornet]

alien bug creature

[tiny wren]

So I have to sail to Jolly?

[low agate]

No elephants
You find some sheep
A few more huts
A few more holes in the ground

[heavy hornet]

No no

My colony

[burnt wren]

Scoropider corpse

[frank latch]

FORWARD FOR THE TERRONEIN REPUBLIK!

[heavy hornet]

South of your mainland

[low agate]

You can give his people near the spiral the corpse on your way back

[heavy hornet]

ok

[frank latch]

wrong chat

[heavy hornet]

just don’t spawn in the tropic

[tiny wren]

@burnt wren I'd take all the corpses that I could get and also crops such as Pineapples & Bananas.

Deal?

[burnt wren]

OK

[alpine raft]

Gather rocks to use as tools
use previously mentioned rocks to take down trees and gather wood
use wood to make tools like, axes and spears
also use wood for rabbit enclosures
as rabbits they will reproduce insanely providing me with a lot of meat
use surplus meat to tame wolves and polar bears
@low agate

[burnt wren]

I'll give some of the seeds

[burnt wren]

What hapoends

[heavy hornet]

I’ll see what my colonies can give for payment

[low agate]

Your increased strength makes knocking down trees easier

[alpine raft]

what about the rest

[heavy hornet]

@low agate What does my colony have

like materials

[low agate]

You get a few rabbit enclosures
And you give a wolf some rabbit meat

[alpine raft]

how many people do i have?

[frosty drum]

Can't believe this@frank latch

[burnt wren]

Bro I have the tiger 2 or 3 more fishes
What happend next

[low agate]

You starting about the same land as holly did so you have about 1.5k

[alpine raft]

@low agate may i use wolves and make sleds to help with speed and expansion

[tiny wren]

@low agate I'd like to sail back to my nation, @burnt wren got a ton of copper, while I get different Tree Saplings & crop seeds like Pineapples & Bananas in return I'd also bring in with me some Bug Corpses..

[low agate]

Rabbit bone
Fruit
Volcanic ash

[low agate]

It's a cat

[heavy hornet]

oof

[low agate]

It's entitled

[low agate]

Ok

[burnt wren]

Can I send one man forward to pet that big ahh cat

[low agate]

The cat doesn't attack

[alpine raft]

@low agate

[burnt wren]

Can I tame it with more food?

[low agate]

You only have one wolf rn

[low agate]

It's a big cat, you can't really tame it but you can be chill with it

[alpine raft]

can i tame more and do the same action

[tiny wren]

@low agate how's my progress within the mines, any new ores?

[low agate]

You give another wolf some rabbit meat
You try making a sled, but it's not easy yet

[burnt wren]

Okay
I guess I don't have to kill them after all
Conquer the whole island and set villages and mines and farms

[quick idol]

Whar did i miss

[low agate]

You finally find
Marble

[alpine raft]

am i gonna have to do this one wolf at a time?

[quick idol]

@low agate dms yet again

[low agate]

Eventually you can do multiple fr

[alpine raft]

are you telling my entire 1.5k people nation with multiple rabbit enclosures can only tame one wolf at a time

[low agate]

Conquer the whole island is gonna give you a pretty sizeable cooldown

[burnt wren]

@low agate btw after this can I melt some coppers and make spears shields and armors with them?

[low agate]

I'm making this brutal for everyone

[frosty drum]

@low agate what's my population fr

[burnt wren]

At least I won't be needing any more expanding

[low agate]

Lemme check map size

[alpine raft]

except im in the arctic is that not good enough

[alpine raft]

fine

@low agate keep making more rabbit enclosures and taming more wolves

[low agate]

6.5k skillerz

[low agate]

Ok

[frosty drum]

Can I expand more south

[burnt wren]

@low agate

[low agate]

Yes

[alpine raft]

also expand

[frosty drum]

Dew it

[low agate]

You make a few

[burnt wren]

Train new soldiers and arm them with copper equipments

[burnt wren]

Improve the boats as well

[low agate]

A bit better

[burnt wren]

Yoy didn't edit my lands

[burnt wren]

Okay
New ports for fishers

[alpine raft]

@low agate how many wolves do i have?

[low agate]

I'll say
10

[quick idol]

Ercania full claims map leaked

pack it up yall

[alpine raft]

can i start breeding them for the most effective sleeding and attack dogs

[low agate]

You can start

It'll take a while

[alpine raft]

il do that while taming new wolves

and train them

use the trained ones on sleds to expand faster

[burnt wren]

Build new ports ans setup villages next to the ports

[low agate]

Where...

[burnt wren]

Mainland

[tiny wren]

@low agate I'd like to send my men on the outskirts to scout for Animals.

[low agate]

You finally find
A duck

[tiny wren]

Domesticate the Ducks & start the construction of a massive duck poultry.

@low agate I'd like to continue scouting for animals

[low agate]

Did I say there were multiple

[tiny wren]

Continue finding

You're making this a trouble some

[alpine raft]

@low agate how long will the selective breeding take to give me something good?

[low agate]

You find a golden egg around the geese

[tiny wren]

Bruh

[low agate]

Unknown

[alpine raft]

you really enjoy torturing your players dont you

[low agate]

Yes

[alpine raft]

@low agate whats the rate that time passes

[burnt wren]

@low agate
Okay since I have a 2 or 3 ports in the mainland right infront of each other I want to connect the ports and the villages next to them toghter and form a big city

[tiny wren]

Take the geese as the king's personal pet alongside Jeb, Take care of the geese and feed it regularly.

[low agate]

You found an egg, not a goose

[tiny wren]

Wdym "around the geese"

Just take care of the egg, make it a fancy little Linen Nest.

[alpine raft]

real

[low agate]

There was literally a golden egg around the area you normally find geese

[alpine raft]

but you didnt say that

[quick idol]

Back

[alpine raft]

you said around the geese

[tiny wren]

But you told me I found a Geese

[alpine raft]

implying there was geese

[low agate]

The geese don't like it, but there's not much they can do to stop you

[burnt wren]

@low agate dude can you do this please

[quick idol]

why are there geese

[low agate]

"You find a golden egg around the geese."

[quick idol]

Geese argument

[low agate]

There's not much you gotta do since your nation is already connected

[tiny wren]

Just make the Geese and her egg a proper Nest.

[low agate]

Ok

[quick idol]

@low agate start carving dirt roads because uhh looks cooler

[low agate]

Ok

[tiny wren]

@low agate how's my cargo & my mining progress

[frosty drum]

@low agate How is my nation doing

[alpine raft]

@low agate how has the sled aided expansion been going

[low agate]

Mining is about the same

[low agate]

Highest population

[burnt wren]

Just wanna from a big city
After you did that I wanna start the centeral government and write the laws of the nation
Use copper to make copper coins that will be the currency
And name the nation bardonia

[frosty drum]

Let's improve our Weapons
And make some armor

[alpine raft]

i said i wanted to expand

[tiny wren]

I'm just over here letting geese

[low agate]

A scoropider comes from the cave because I'm not reading all that

[low agate]

Basic upgrades and basic clothes

[frosty drum]

Let's test out Wooden Armor

[tiny wren]

Terraria

[low agate]

Not the easiest to move

[alpine raft]

whats my population, and keep expanding

[burnt wren]

Exactly and I kill it

[low agate]

Populations get updated at the end of session usually

[tiny wren]

@low agate if I made a huge ass city would you highlight it in the map?

[alpine raft]

alright

[low agate]

No

[burnt wren]

@low agate can you form a central government and write the laws of the nation?

[low agate]

What government type are you

[tiny wren]

Over here we're just Nomadic Nordic Mfs

[burnt wren]

Monarch/feudal

[low agate]

Who is your monarch

[tiny wren]

We're all Monarchs btw

[burnt wren]

Fr fr (chill Nordica)

[burnt wren]

Me

[low agate]

Choose someone from your nation

[alpine raft]

@low agate how much stronger are my people than normal ones?

[spring bison]

very real mapwars

[tiny wren]

https://tenor.com/view/viking-ship-boat-sea-mountain-gif-3583673072520482248

[burnt wren]

A guy name phedas

[tiny wren]

They're Russian

[low agate]

Russian vs American

[alpine raft]

so they are barely stronger

also russian vs american means jack shit

[low agate]

Im trynna say they got Russian strength

[frosty drum]

@spring bison would you live in Skillerz Ruled Sordland

[alpine raft]

give me something like 1 to 2

[burnt wren]

A guy named phedas
He will be the king and rule the nation

[alpine raft]

or 1 to 1,3

[low agate]

1 to 3

[tiny wren]

Average American & Average Russian.

[alpine raft]

holy shit

[burnt wren]

And since I have coppers I want to make copper coins

[low agate]

Fine

[burnt wren]

Great

[low agate]

(stronger when drunk)

[burnt wren]

Now I'm a literal nation

[alpine raft]

jesus

ok

[tiny wren]

@low agate I'd like to build more stone houses

[low agate]

But you'll have to work for it

Vodka gives the highest drunk bonus for you

[burnt wren]

I have king that has cool name
I have laws
I have coins
And people

[low agate]

Ok

[alpine raft]

@low agate how many wolves do i have and has the breeding program yielded results?

[low agate]

And a spider problem

[low agate]

You have a few puppies now

[alpine raft]

ok

[low agate]

And about 30 wolves

[alpine raft]

use the wolves to exponentially expand due to how faster i can move with sleds

[burnt wren]

I'll get rid of them somehow
For my starter
Build stone walls over the capital and guard it 24/7

[alpine raft]

and keep farming more and more rabbits

[low agate]

Not enough tech

[tiny wren]

@low agate I'd like to Aggressively expand Northwards

[burnt wren]

Not even wooden walls?

[low agate]

You have more than enough wood

[low agate]

Cooldown of 15 on anything expansion related

[burnt wren]

So a simple long wooden wall for now around the capital with gates

[tiny wren]

Show us the map perhaps?

[low agate]

It takes a bit, but you build it

[burnt wren]

Btw can yoy edit that big island paint the whole thing?

[low agate]

I'll give you the small island instead

[burnt wren]

That's great

[low agate]

Khalix is definitely doing the best

[burnt wren]

Okay
Can I write laws for my police and grow them in size?

[low agate]

Sure

What laws

Also you guys are forgetting

You're not limited to realism

Unless I say it

[burnt wren]

Laws for how to arrest
Laws about their work
Governmental laws
Laws about different crimes

[low agate]

What
Laws

[burnt wren]

Laws on vandalism
Stealing
Killing
Mass murder
And rebellion

[low agate]

Punishments?

[alpine raft]

you should do like the usa

precedent system

laws make themselves

[burnt wren]

For rebels it will be decided by courts
For stealing it will be jail from 1 year to life
For killing its well execution

[low agate]

No courts

You have none

[burnt wren]

For vandalism it will be something like

[burnt wren]

I'm creating one

OK for vandalism
Cut their hands

Or jail

[low agate]

-# Feed them to the spiders

[burnt wren]

Such a great idea

That's it

Also
Create a court system

[low agate]

Nah

[alpine raft]

yeah dude

[burnt wren]

Ahhhhh

[alpine raft]

you are stretching with this harshness

[low agate]

He's trynna make courts after fighting human sized hellspawn spiders

[tiny wren]

@low agate I'm sending a text wall you gotta give me a cooldown for it.

[alpine raft]

so

[burnt wren]

For vandalism it's just prison
I won't feed them to monsters

[low agate]

Murder is feeding to spiders

[alpine raft]

@low agate tell me when the third generation of wolves come (aka grandchildren of wild wolves)

[low agate]

Yesterday

[burnt wren]

That might be a better idea but not for now
Just execution by beheading

[low agate]

Crazy

@tiny wren your cargo returned btw

[burnt wren]

So get back to work
Well build villages and port in the small island and set up 1 stone mine and one copper mine

[low agate]

Caves always have a few spiders the deeper you get

The jungle is ruthless

[burnt wren]

Okay train new soldiers
Arm them and send them with the miners in

[low agate]

Ok

[tiny wren]

I'd like to start the construction of an economic hub here, complete with new infrastructures such as a Grand Marketplace, Trade Guilds, Dockyards & Warehouses, buildings such as: barracks & guard towers would also be present as well as other buildings like Taverns, Breweries, Residential Houses, Workshops, and Textile Mills.

Make a small circle with the color #F5F5DC within this area to highlight the city.

[burnt wren]

Don't go much into forest
Chop down a big chunk of it for more space to build the villages and the ports

[alpine raft]

has the breeding yielded results?

[low agate]

More puppies

[frosty drum]

@low agate Imma Mine deeper

[low agate]

Uhh
You get basic quality of life

[low agate]

Straight down or no

[alpine raft]

im doing selective breeding for sledding and attack dog purposes, when i ask for results i mean "have they improved at their jobs"

[tiny wren]

Fcking register everything and give me a goddamn cooldown

[frosty drum]

Diagonally

[low agate]

They're puppies so you gotta wait until they grow up

[tiny wren]

Highlight it ✅

[alpine raft]

ok

[frosty drum]

@low agate

[alpine raft]

how long will that take

[burnt wren]

@low agate
Can you go into forest and look for different animals?

[alpine raft]

@low agate how many grown wolves do i have?

[low agate]

You find
Capybara

[low agate]

50

[low agate]

It's getting dangerous without supports

[burnt wren]

That's cute
Pet them

[frosty drum]

Let's build some

[low agate]

Ok

[tiny wren]

@low agate just highlight it with a #F5F5DC circle

[burnt wren]

Can you look a bit more to see if there are anything else

[low agate]

Water

[burnt wren]

Animals?

[alpine raft]

@low agate keep taking in wild wolves till we have a total 500 wolf population including children

[low agate]

Ok

[alpine raft]

thats the minimum needed population needed to avoid inbreeding for long term

[tiny wren]

@low agate I'd like to start the construction of an academy to start educating children with basic knowledge.

[burnt wren]

Did I find any other animals?

[low agate]

Basic schooling

[low agate]

Bird

[alpine raft]

@low agate how long in irl minutes do the wolves take to go from being born to being able to reproduce

(yes im doing wolf eugenics)

[low agate]

5

[alpine raft]

interesting

[burnt wren]

I can use them to carry letter
Gake some
Take them and train them to use them as letter transportation birds

[tiny wren]

@low agate Plant my tree saplings from @burnt wren and start a tree farm

[low agate]

Ok

[alpine raft]

it should take me 15 minutes to get to 500 wolves

[low agate]

They fly away

[low agate]

Calculations?

[tiny wren]

@low agate expand north

[alpine raft]

and thats if they only have 2 wolves per litter

[alpine raft]

4

lemme check something

[burnt wren]

Fuck

[alpine raft]

yeah 4 to 6 per litter

im going on the low end

[tiny wren]

When it's not roll based anymore but the Host still finds a way to fck you over.