🎲game-room

[haughty inlet]

nekcrop

Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.

Cash:

0

Bank:

8,500,000

Total:

8,500,000

[alpine raft]

i got 8 and a half million

you cannot beat me

[hollow wasp]

I gave u 50k for exactly these shenanigans

[hollow wasp]

I can try?

,bal

[low agate]

I'm trynna be fair here

[haughty inlet]

uglyladdie

Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.

Cash:

48,684

Bank:

991,584

Total:

1,040,268

[alpine raft]

im willing to drop 1 million

are you?

[hollow wasp]

Just enjoy it

[hollow wasp]

I can match that

[alpine raft]

do it

[low agate]

@vital latch can I split up from these two so I can enjoy my chill life fr

[hollow wasp]

You don’t jump to your max bid immediately

[vital latch]

@alpine raft 3439 in each chat

[low agate]

Skull emoji

[hollow wasp]

@vital latch put 100 in every stat except smarterness

[vital latch]

You run away from the other two and go under a nice tree.

[low agate]

We vibin

[vital latch]

Would you like to buy the sitting DLC for 1000 Gems?

[low agate]

Hey no

Sitting wasn't on the list

[hollow wasp]

Lol

[alpine raft]

i have 3.5k each

[hollow wasp]

I can run away from you, really fast

[vital latch]

Your strength and agility are now both 101

[hollow wasp]

W

[frosty drum]

@vital latch template frfr

[alpine raft]

i have 3.5k points in all my stats

[low agate]

Sitting wasn't on the list so I don't gotta buy it fr

[vital latch]

,bal

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.

Cash:

101,300

Bank:

1,435,847

Total:

1,537,147

[alpine raft]

im the flash at this point

[vital latch]

nice

[hollow wasp]

I can teleport away

[vital latch]

#🎲game-room message

[low agate]

@vital latch how much I gotta pay to be indestructible

[alpine raft]

sure

[vital latch]

You stand in front of the tree and dabble on your life, until a honeycomb falls out of the tree.

[frosty drum]

Later

[vital latch]

theoretically infinite because someone could probably pay more to beat you

[hollow wasp]

,roll 20 force a blood clot in nekrop’s lung and teleport away

[haughty inlet]

uglyladdie

:game_die: You rolled 12

[low agate]

I just want to be flat out indestructible, I'll buy a skill for it if I need to

[low agate]

Immunity isn't a skill so...

[vital latch]

You teleport away since that's unassosiated, but Nekcrop gets no blood clot bro is just Jesus at this point 😭

[alpine raft]

,roll 20 kill him

[haughty inlet]

nekcrop

:game_die: You rolled 6

[alpine raft]

jesus aint got shit on me

[low agate]

Immunity ain't a stat...

[hollow wasp]

Can I kill him at all lol

[alpine raft]

no

[vital latch]

indestructable would be high strength

[vital latch]

you may be a whale helado, but nekcrop is the whale to eat all whales

[alpine raft]

i dropped a lot

[vital latch]

😭

[low agate]

What if I make a skill for indestructibility...

[hollow wasp]

How strong would I need to be to be able to kill him?

[low agate]

At least above 3500

[alpine raft]

you would need to drop at least 200k to be in the convo

@hollow wasp so, are you brave enough to do it?

or are you gonna get beat by me

[hollow wasp]

Waiting for cosmic’s answer

[vital latch]

his stats are all 3439

which means your stat in strength or int would need to be higher or comparible

[low agate]

@vital latch can I pay for indestructible skill?

[vital latch]

you can pay for a skill making you resistant to a specific kinda damage

[hollow wasp]

Translate “comparable” into cc per favore

[vital latch]

wait why is my math not working

what am I on

[west path]

drugs

what else

[low agate]

Well since I'm made of metal I'm not organic, meaning stuff like sickness, hunger, etc. doesn't affect me already, so I'll make a skill to resist physical fr

[hollow wasp]

Glue

What else

[alpine raft]

qevie i just dropped 200k cc

[hollow wasp]

On drugs

[low agate]

Drop 200k more

[vital latch]

I see, I was wrong, he has 3439 points total

I think

[alpine raft]

maybe

[vital latch]

@alpine raft double check my math I'm fucking stupid, 100 for each stat you spent 180,000

50 for each stat*

[vital latch]

alright

[low agate]

How much

[vital latch]

500

[alpine raft]

i dont give a fuck

[low agate]

,give @vital latch 500

[haughty inlet]

halo0pk0ok

@vital latch has received your 500

[alpine raft]

@hollow wasp you gonna outspend me or what?

[hollow wasp]

So how high does my strength need to be to kill him and how much is that in cc

[hollow wasp]

Probably won’t be able to lol

[low agate]

@vital latch can I also make an ability to just let me travel between dimensions whenever

[alpine raft]

if you make yourself equal to me

i wont spend more

for fairness

[gilded harbor]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/962577629284827136/963290891081113630/20220410_122807.gif

[vital latch]

added

[hollow wasp]

Very decent of u

[vital latch]

that would cost extra, 1000

[low agate]

Lemme gamble real quick

[vital latch]

and requires int rolls

[hollow wasp]

@vital latch how much do I need to spend to equal nekrop?

[gilded harbor]

,bal @vital latch

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.

Cash:

121,800

Bank:

1,435,847

Total:

1,557,647

[low agate]

I'll just open a portal fr

[gilded harbor]

,with all

[haughty inlet]

third_tree

Withdrew 0 from your bank!

[low agate]

,give @vital latch 1000

[haughty inlet]

halo0pk0ok

@vital latch has received your 1,000

[gilded harbor]

,give @vital latch all

[haughty inlet]

third_tree

@vital latch has received your 508,731

[low agate]

Crazy

[hollow wasp]

Crazy

[gilded harbor]

Disappear

[vital latch]

theoretically 60000 for one stat to equal

[gilded harbor]

I will kill everybody

[hollow wasp]

I want strength and agility so 120k?

[vital latch]

I didn't think this through did I

[low agate]

I'm not bothering you

[hollow wasp]

,withdraw 120000

[haughty inlet]

uglyladdie

Withdrew 120,000 from your bank!

[low agate]

I'm just trynna chill

[hollow wasp]

,give @vital latch 120000

[haughty inlet]

uglyladdie

@vital latch has received your 120,000

[hollow wasp]

,dep all

[haughty inlet]

uglyladdie

Deposited 48,684 to your bank!

[gilded harbor]

I'm simply evil

[low agate]

@vital latch

[low agate]

I'll just ignore you

I'll make a skill that makes me resist every attack

[vital latch]

not immune... he has 3333 strength this guy is cooking this earth at this point

the rpg is going to end by the end of this session isn't it

[low agate]

I'll just ignore his attacks by leaving the dimension

[vital latch]

he has 3333 int, you might get counter casted

[low agate]

I'm not casting to attack

I'm just making a portal

[alpine raft]

now third tree is the strongest right?

[hollow wasp]

Yep

Drop a milly frfr he’s spent

[alpine raft]

nah thats too much

ngl

[hollow wasp]

Lol

We can team up on him Fr

[alpine raft]

yeah

we can

@gilded harbor we finna team up on you

[hollow wasp]

Power of friendship this motherfucker

[alpine raft]

@vital latch beat up third tree with helado

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

nekcrop

:game_die: You rolled 12

[low agate]

I'm getting hungry

Might make some food

[hollow wasp]

@vital latch this btw

[frosty drum]

@hollow wasp @alpine raft @low agate @vital latch

[vital latch]

*** @gilded harbor is attacked by @alpine raft and @hollow wasp who are now all three flying around the world at breakneck paces. They collide as massive waves crush almost all buildings on the continent.***

[alpine raft]

beat him up

[low agate]

Please bro make a spiral land

[hollow wasp]

,roll 20 give third tree blood clots fr

[haughty inlet]

uglyladdie

:game_die: You rolled 11

[wraith quarry]

@frosty drum please do not make spiral land

they look so ugly

[hollow wasp]

Should make some kind of interesting island like a skull or something

[wraith quarry]

🤢

[alpine raft]

@gilded harbor we jumped yo ass

you cooked

[low agate]

Bro just hates good design

[frosty drum]

Rate current map from 1 to 10 @hollow wasp @low agate @wraith quarry @alpine raft @vital latch

[vital latch]

Doesn't work, all your stats are in strength

[alpine raft]

,bal @gilded harbor

[haughty inlet]

third_tree

Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.

Cash:

0

Bank:

0

Total:

0

[alpine raft]

broke too

[low agate]

No spiral land 5

[wraith quarry]

9/10

[alpine raft]

its acceptable

[hollow wasp]

,roll 20 hit him in the face

[haughty inlet]

uglyladdie

:game_die: You rolled 8

[vital latch]

"he said ,with all"

[alpine raft]

i didnt see

[hollow wasp]

9/10

[low agate]

@vital latch did I get my dimension skill

[vital latch]

yeah but you need to spend 10,000 cc to make it work, you need the magic dlc

[frosty drum]

No.

[low agate]

Lemme refer back to your own document

[frosty drum]

Well

[hollow wasp]

@vital latch ,roll 20 use halo to hit third tree

[frosty drum]

Maybe something extremely small

[hollow wasp]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

uglyladdie

:game_die: You rolled 11

[hollow wasp]

W

[vital latch]

"Sorcery (20,000 Gems)
Allows you to cast spells, unlocks the wizard class!"

however

I'll let you have a deal

you can spend 10,000 gems to get spell casting

but not the wizard class

[frosty drum]

Btw this map is far larger than Fish mw @wraith quarry

[low agate]

I'm not trynna be a wizard I just wanna make a portal

[hollow wasp]

Bros measuring 😂

[vital latch]

*** @low agate Is grabbed while vibing under a tree and smashed into the third tree, his body is spilled everywhere. Free respawns you're still all technically in the tutorial 😭***
*** @alpine raft and @hollow wasp Continue to beat up @gilded harbor but for the most part it's meaningless. that said each punch causes massive waves destroying the planet as they go.***

[alpine raft]

guh

wdym by meaningless

[low agate]

I thought I resisted physical attacks my guy

[vital latch]

he has 5x your stats somehow

not 5x

2x

[alpine raft]

exactly

and we are 2

[low agate]

And I'm metal, how is my body spilled

[vital latch]

but because of how I calculate that's still craz

[hollow wasp]

I was using you as a weapon not attacking you

[low agate]

It's still technically physical

Also

[gilded harbor]

Clearly the stats are logarithmic

[vital latch]

resisting physical attacks doesn't stop you from being crushed when a god slams you against another god

[wraith quarry]

crazy

[low agate]

It's physical, so technically I should resist

[frosty drum]

@gilded harbor

[vital latch]

resist = less dmg

[gilded harbor]

So me having 2x stats doesn't mean 2 to 4
It means 10^2 to 10^4

[hollow wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/log-cabin-log-logged-get-logged-lolol-gif-20978297

[vital latch]

issue is 10000000000000000000000/2 is still a lot

[low agate]

I want to be immune

[gilded harbor]

Still need to fix that island with a wider brush

[frosty drum]

If I make this a mw
Imma ban Cold War Scenarios btw

[vital latch]

not possible without being a total whale sorry

[low agate]

@hollow wasp do that again and I'm making life for you hell in this

[frosty drum]

Later

[vital latch]

guys I should remind you that this is literally a shitpost what are you doing spending every cc on the planet

[hollow wasp]

Ah I’m sorry senor halo

[hollow wasp]

Must kill third tree

Plus I get some cash back

So that helps

[low agate]

#🎲game-room message

[vital latch]

yeah you and nek both get 10% back for owning shares

[wraith quarry]

it's not really possible to ban player diplomacy scenarios

just dont uhh

make people think war is bad

[hollow wasp]

Yeah so that takes some of the sting out of it

[alpine raft]

guys remember saturday is when i host

[low agate]

You never said I couldn't pay to be indestructible...

[vital latch]

(a whale is someone in a multiplayer game who spends masses of money on microtransactions to be at the top, so nek or tree)

[frosty drum]

That's why this takes place in
Ancient
Medieval
Renaissance
And colonial times

[hollow wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/cartoon-eating-hungry-peace-hippie-gif-11863112

[low agate]

What if I don't wanna be at the top and I just wanna chill

[vital latch]

the whales will still turn you into fodder

[hollow wasp]

Then you get slapped against third tree Fr

[low agate]

Then let me make indestructibility skill

[vital latch]

this entire shitpost is literally a cynical examination of p2w mechanics in video games... you unfortunately need to suffer

[low agate]

Idc how much you charge me as long as I can chill

[alpine raft]

@low agate are you in my mapwars? ww1?

[low agate]

I'll gamble

[low agate]

No

[alpine raft]

you wanna join?

[low agate]

I'm not a big fan of realistic mw

Sorry

I like magic

[alpine raft]

ok

[low agate]

And medieval

[hollow wasp]

@vital latch use nekrop as a sledgehammer against third tree

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

uglyladdie

:game_die: You rolled 2

[hollow wasp]

Oof

[vital latch]

the rolls don't even matter anymore unless you roll a 20

[low agate]

He uses you as a sledgehammer instead

[hollow wasp]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

uglyladdie

:game_die: You rolled 2

[hollow wasp]

OOF

[vital latch]

Your combined strength pushes him back slightly, but he still has but a scratch. The force causes all grass in the area to inflame.

[low agate]

@vital latch let me buy indestructibility, you already let me buy dimension traveling

[hollow wasp]

Take halo’s tree and slap it against third tree (hehe)

[vital latch]

that you need to roll for and can't use because you don't have magic unlocked

[vital latch]

*** @low agate Your tree is stolen***

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 14

[low agate]

Let me buy the indestructibility skill

[low agate]

Idrc

[hollow wasp]

:wb:wbtroll:

[vital latch]

*** @hollow wasp You slam the tree against @gilded harbor once again dealing moderate damage, issue being that the damage continues to level the planet. all mountains are now GONE***

[hollow wasp]

Yoink a large hill and slam it onto third tree

[vital latch]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 20

[vital latch]

@gilded harbor Is slapped by a large hill, breaking his legs off, however they regenerate quicker then you can blink, the planet levels further by this catastrophic mess. Now only players remain alive due to the intense increase in the planets heat..

[alpine raft]

so

no more planet?

[hollow wasp]

The planet dies before we do

Wwwww

[alpine raft]

real

so

[vital latch]

almost

technically it's still a rock floating in space

won't be for long though

[alpine raft]

aight

[low agate]

@vital latch I got 10k

[hollow wasp]

@vital latch third tree isn’t doing anything, hit nekrop in the face really hard

[low agate]

Let me get the damn ability to use my dimension traveling

,give @vital latch 10000

[haughty inlet]

halo0pk0ok

@vital latch has received your 10,000

[vital latch]

You can now use dimension traveling! Magic DLC unlocked

[low agate]

Lemme make a portal away from this mess

[vital latch]

You can jump to another dimension to save yourself from this blight

[vital latch]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 12

[low agate]

And then I'll close the portal afterwards

[vital latch]

You teleport into an identical dimension, safe from whatever crazy shit these guys are doing in this one

[low agate]

Close the portal

[gilded harbor]

Wild

[vital latch]

@alpine raft Is hit in the face, dealing minimal damage. Due to how damage is calculated neither of you do much, but your strong selfs just continue to beat everything up... until the planet breaks apart; and now it's just multiple small rocks, floating in space. An astroid field.

[hollow wasp]

@gilded harbor follow hi Fr

[vital latch]

your presense alone was enough to cause the planets destruction

https://tenor.com/view/steven-armstrong-metal-gear-rising-metal-gear-solid-gif-24704841

[alpine raft]

punch helado

[low agate]

@vital latch are they dead in space?

[hollow wasp]

@vital latch teleport over to third tree and hit him in the face before teleporting away

[vital latch]

everyone with stats over 100 to eachother

[vital latch]

nah they have enough strength to just straight up breathe

[low agate]

They don't have the skills to breath out there though

[hollow wasp]

[low agate]

There's no oxygen

And there's radiation

And it's freezing cold

[gilded harbor]

Punch vack

[vital latch]

basic abilities would beg to differ

[low agate]

Breathing requires air

[hollow wasp]

[gilded harbor]

U require air

[hollow wasp]

[vital latch]

Unfortunately, this glitch would require dev time to patch

[low agate]

I'm metal so no

[low agate]

How much I gotta spend to get my indestructibility

[vital latch]

*** @hollow wasp @gilded harbor @alpine raft The brawl continues to happen until you are all sucked up into the sun***

Session end

[low agate]

Just the skill itself

[low agate]

Wow looks like I'm the winner

[hollow wasp]

Nah we can tank the sun it’s fine

[alpine raft]

@frosty drum @hollow wasp @prime compass @balmy epoch are at least 3 of you here?

[hollow wasp]

👋

[low agate]

I won by paying 11500

[alpine raft]

if i get 3 il host

[low agate]

Compared to you guys with your 100k+

[alpine raft]

if i get 2

il host

im not picky

[frosty drum]

@alpine raft Gutentag

[alpine raft]

ok

[low agate]

@vital latch this was an experiment on p2w right?

[alpine raft]

il host

[low agate]

And yet

[vital latch]

"The only winner in a microtransaction heavy game is the one who doesn't play." - me at one point

[alpine raft]

no wars tho

[low agate]

The lowest payer still won

[alpine raft]

ok gentlemen

[vital latch]

not an experiment, just straight up a shitpost

all of you technically won since they'

[low agate]

Still won by barely being p2w

[vital latch]

re strong enough to just

[frosty drum]

B-but I'm Germany 🥺

[vital latch]

eat the sun

💀

[low agate]

They didn't

They got eaten by the sun

[alpine raft]

@quick idol @spring bison im hosting if you guys wanna join

[vital latch]

and from inside it take no damage

they could walk on air out of it

[alpine raft]

ACTIONS OPENED

[low agate]

How high of temperatures can they withstand?

[alpine raft]

@frosty drum @hollow wasp actions are open guys

lets do actions

[low agate]

Because the center of the sun is 15 million Celsius

[frosty drum]

@alpine raft show map

[spring bison]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-house-house-md-cursed-the-curse-cursed-images-gif-9514785705741002263

[alpine raft]

il allow npc and active player wars

@vital latch austria-hungary is open if you want something

[hollow wasp]

Appoint an Irish man called “michael Collins” as head of intelligence

[alpine raft]

ok

that makes it worse

[vital latch]

I gotta work on some stuff sorry

[low agate]

When will I be able to actually host this

[hollow wasp]

Wdym?

[frosty drum]

@alpine raft Lets begin making More farms for agriculture and food

[alpine raft]

the michael collins?

[alpine raft]

alrighty

you have more food

[hollow wasp]

Yeah, he’s w intelligence minister

[alpine raft]

cool

it makes it better ig

[hollow wasp]

Fr

[alpine raft]

more actions

@spring bison do actions fucker

[hollow wasp]

Improve living conditions in the colonies

[alpine raft]

@balmy epoch wake up

[spring bison]

build a nuclear powerplant

[alpine raft]

yeah that makes them less likely to revolt

[hollow wasp]

That’s the hope

[alpine raft]

yeah nah mate, your top scientists blow up

you get a slight debuff off econ

[hollow wasp]

@alpine raft increase religious freedom in the empire

[alpine raft]

you've always had religious freedom bro

[hollow wasp]

False

[alpine raft]

yeah session's dead

peace

im honestly doing this more as a test

to see if people appear suddenly

[alpine raft]

since when are you ireland?

[low agate]

Does this mean I can try to host rn?

[alpine raft]

yeah ngl

peace

we out big money

@frosty drum love how you say guten tag then bolt

[hollow wasp]

I’m uk, just saying like Yk make religion cool

[low agate]

@frosty drum @tiny wren @hollow wasp @heavy hornet Wanna go rn?

[frosty drum]

Hallo

[hollow wasp]

I’m up for it

[low agate]

But is skillerz

[alpine raft]

go fuck yerself

[wraith quarry]

ireland doesnt count

[frosty drum]

https://tenor.com/view/bertram-jessie-kevin-chamberlain-gif-18805577

[heavy hornet]

https://tenor.com/view/watch-yo-tone-meme-anger-mad-thragg-gif-6417141235193562233

[low agate]

Is that a yes or a no

[wraith quarry]

stand ready for my arrival WORM

[hollow wasp]

French is a silly language. R sounds like they’re chocking on a wheel of cheese

[frosty drum]

Yesnt

[wraith quarry]

it is

[heavy hornet]

just got Amazon prime I’ve been subsisting off of TikTok clips and are you sure

[wraith quarry]

i can't pronounce the french r ngl

[hollow wasp]

Meanwhile 20/10 irish language doesn’t have a weird r

[wraith quarry]

irish isnt a real language

it's made up

like redheads

[hollow wasp]

Go bhfoire dia orainn!

[low agate]

Wait I forgot to record sound

Damnit

[hollow wasp]

I was confused ngl

https://tenor.com/view/art-design-illustration-loop-3d-gif-25679270

[low agate]

Ehr

[wraith quarry]

cant pronounce that

[tiny wren]

Gimme 5 minutes

[low agate]

Eh - er

Ehr

[hollow wasp]

Air air air air air

[frosty drum]

Update

[tiny wren]

@low agate we playing?

[low agate]

If skillerz is up for it yeah

[frank latch]

is there anything happening rn?

[low agate]

I might host something

[low agate]

@frosty drum ?

[frank latch]

was gonna see if anybody was online for Bowistan

cus I might have a window to host

[frosty drum]

Currently eating

[quick idol]

Hi people

[low agate]

Will you be available after

[quick idol]

When did bro have a mw

[low agate]

I made this the other day and I'm trynna host

No rolls this time

[quick idol]

can i join when you do (if im still available)

im bored to DEATH

[low agate]

Whenever skillerz is done eating

I could add your nation in

But

4/6 total seems good to start

Remix and select where

Biomes version btw

[low agate]

You'll start with the ability to make pineapple pizza

[quick idol]

peak???

[low agate]

I'm trynna discourage you I didn't know you were into that

But alright

What color

@quick idol here's the biome bonuses btw
#🎲game-room message

In case you wanna swap

[quick idol]

nah i dont want to

Its good enough

[low agate]

K

So what color

[quick idol]

Cyan

[low agate]

@quick idol @hollow wasp @heavy hornet @tiny wren Imma start early since there's 4 of you

[quick idol]

first action we start fishing

[heavy hornet]

I see my spiral has an incursion

[low agate]

Skillerz can come in when he's done eating

[quick idol]

Declare war on fish

[low agate]

You make a some rods and start fishing

Even without much bait, you do pretty well due to your bonuses

[quick idol]

Build villages on the coast now that we can eat

[low agate]

You take a few of the leaves from trees and make small huts for your land

[low agate]

Yes

[quick idol]

Still peak

Where are the others

[low agate]

Idk

They vanished

Right after I said we were gonna be starting soon too

[tiny wren]

Tawho?

[low agate]

What

[tiny wren]

I was always here

[low agate]

@heavy hornet Wake up

[heavy hornet]

@low agate build some houses

[low agate]

Same as what ercan did

Houses from the leaves of the palm trees

They're more like small huts

[heavy hornet]

ercan I have a proposal

[quick idol]

@low agate start farming because we unfortunately cant rely on fish

[quick idol]

I dont know you tho

im in some island

[tiny wren]

So we already started

[low agate]

You start to farm a few of the tropical fruits from trees

[tiny wren]

So how do we make progress again Halo?

And are there some sort of magic & stuff

[low agate]

Pineapples, bananas, and coconuts are the largest in stock

[low agate]

Yes

[heavy hornet]

I essentially plan to acquire all tropical area, I’m south of you
My idea is you sail north and expand there instead of expanding in the tropics

[low agate]

You'll have to make progress to it though

[low agate]

Just say actions

[quick idol]

Hell nah

[heavy hornet]

You lose nothing

[low agate]

It'll be more logical, you can't do stuff without having requisites

[quick idol]

this is the biggest security threat ever

[heavy hornet]

you chose to start near me

[low agate]

To be fair he spawned in the tropics first...

[quick idol]

@low agate form a small army (to defend from not-@heavy hornet ofcourse!!!)

[low agate]

So you're posing a security risk to him if anything

[quick idol]

okay but like he literally said he was planning to acquire all tropical land

which my mainland is in

😭

[low agate]

You train a small group to be better at fighting

[heavy hornet]

I’ll let your capital stay

[quick idol]

go away bro

[low agate]

Jolly's main goal is to get to the spiral

[quick idol]

I want to be mostly peaceful

[heavy hornet]

@low agate train a bunch of warriors with spears

[quick idol]

But maybe i cant do that when theres a guy who wants all of the tropics

[heavy hornet]

FOR FISHING PURPOSES

[low agate]

You haven't made spears yet, but you train some people

[quick idol]

@low agate are we the same level of advanced btw

[tiny wren]

@low agate I would like to start basic settlements within my capital, alongside crop farms & wells.

[low agate]

Since you started in the tropics you're both very similar in skill

[quick idol]

@low agate what animals do we have btw

[low agate]

Tropical animals

[quick idol]

unfortunately we need food to live

[tiny wren]

@low agate are we going to have random events?

[quick idol]

Like what, any we can hunt?

[low agate]

You make a few small huts from thatch that you gather, and you build some rudimentary farms

[low agate]

Absolutely

[quick idol]

@low agate we also begin building rafts because fishing on just the coast is not enough...

[low agate]

I can't say what's deeper on the island, but around your area there's turtles, crabs, fish, birds, and some small rodents

[heavy hornet]

@low agate invent the adze

[low agate]

The what?

[tiny wren]

@low agate am I allowed to make a move now?

[heavy hornet]

It’s like an axe with the head horizontal

[low agate]

You make basic rafts with your bonuses

[heavy hornet]

primitive tool

[low agate]

Yeah

[low agate]

Lemme look it up

[quick idol]

@heavy hornet I want you to at least leave these alone and then we can be chill

[low agate]

You make a few of those out of sticks and stones you pick up

[tiny wren]

@low agate I would like to start basic forester huts & a quarry to start gathering essential basic resources.

[heavy hornet]

uh uh you can keep the big island

I get everything else

[quick idol]

we start trying to build something to kill crabs so we can try eating them... i think we could call it an "adze"

i came up with that one btw

[low agate]

You unfortunately don't have the tools to make a decent quarry, but you make a hole in the ground.
As for huts, you work on trying to get better at building

[quick idol]

but like then im completely surrounded by a guy who previously stated he wants my homeland

[heavy hornet]

You chose the tropics you colonizing dingbat

[low agate]

You make some out of sticks and stones

[quick idol]

we're both natives bro what are you saying

[low agate]

A bonus to the tropics is that they make better overseas traveling stuff

[quick idol]

we both have a rightful claim to it just maybe not to the whole thing

[low agate]

You have an entire area towards the Arctic

[quick idol]

yeah but its still concerning if my mainland is surrounded

[wild mason]

omg is this a wap war

[quick idol]

i cant just move the whole ass nation overseas

[tiny wren]

Start a basic "Tool Making Shed" to start making wooden/stone tools.

[quick idol]

@low agate did we do that btw

[heavy hornet]

EMPEROR OF CHINA?

[wild mason]

just pick it up and move it somewhere else

[low agate]

Yes

[quick idol]

Also like bro its the ARCTIC

I aint doing that

[low agate]

Arctic spawns get more strength and cold resist at the cost of less resources

[heavy hornet]

@low agate make some boats and sail to the island in front of me

[quick idol]

We arent arctic spawns

[low agate]

And you're tropic so I guess it's fair you wanna stay warm

[tiny wren]

Yawn

[quick idol]

@low agate we start upgrading our rafts to boats because we love fish so much!!

[low agate]

You make basic rafts thanks to your bonus, and the island is close enough to send a few people over

[tiny wren]

🔥

[low agate]

I'll get to yours

[quick idol]

@low agate dms... very important action

[tiny wren]

🌬️🔥

[heavy hornet]

this worries me

@low agate dms

[low agate]

You make your rafts a bit better

[frosty drum]

@low agate @tiny wren @quick idol @heavy hornet

[low agate]

You build some huts to make tools

[quick idol]

thats a big map war

[low agate]

@heavy hornet @quick idol you two did the same action so

[heavy hornet]

ercan what the heck

[low agate]

Literally the exact same

[quick idol]

Dms again...

[low agate]

Even with your dms

[heavy hornet]

You also made spears?

[low agate]

Yes

Both of you made spears

[heavy hornet]

well damn

[quick idol]

yeah cuz who doesnt love spears

[heavy hornet]

Dms again

[low agate]

They're basic though

Stone on stick

[heavy hornet]

Guess we bothe really like spear fishing

[frosty drum]

Who's mw is this

[heavy hornet]

Low

[low agate]

Mine

[low agate]

Just call me Halo

[frosty drum]

@low agate Imma Establish a city
Then Fish

[low agate]

You have a central city with basic thatch huts

[tiny wren]

@low agate with my stone tools start to make a mine shaft to start mining.

[quick idol]

@heavy hornet Dude can you stop using dark magic to burn down my capital wtf

Why did you do that

[low agate]

You get some river fish, not many though, but you have a few rods and no bait

[low agate]

What?

[low agate]

They start mining. It's not easy, but they make the hole a bit largee

[tiny wren]

Btw @low agate what do we have here on the Dry Grasslands?

[low agate]

Better farming, average resources, airid environment

[tiny wren]

How about the creatures? can we go hunting?

[quick idol]

@low agate how are we doing

[low agate]

Nearby are foxes, deer, birds, small rodents, and the occasional bear or pack of wolves

[frank latch]

Bowistan: (Map Update)
Bowistan Year: 117 AS

[low agate]

You're alright with spearfishing and have a basic food economy

[frank latch]

I put in here for consistency

don't mind

[low agate]

AS?

[frank latch]

After Start

or
After Skillerz

(since he was the first to join)

[heavy hornet]

@low agate practice dark magic

[low agate]

You don't have any texts to go off to learn it

[quick idol]

@low agate dms again...

[tiny wren]

I'd say: improve our stone tools & continue mining.

[low agate]

You get better at making stone tools, finding better rocks in the hole

[quick idol]

Do we have stone tools

[tiny wren]

What rocks...

[low agate]

You have adze and spear

[low agate]

Rocks

[heavy hornet]

@low agate write the texts of dark magic

[low agate]

You can't write them

You don't know them

You haven't found them

[heavy hornet]

@low agate next Island expand time

[low agate]

You finish expanding on the island you landed on

[quick idol]

build stone tools

[low agate]

You make a few things with stones and sticks

Like basic knives and shovels

[hollow wasp]

Gonna sleep soon but uh make spears and find out about local wildlife

[tiny wren]

@low agate with dried grass fibers invent ropes, & with that invent the Stone Pickaxe, made with sturdy sharp rocks, wooden handle, attached together with the rope.

[quick idol]

Dude could've just said "make stone pickaxe"

[low agate]

You slap a rock on a stick and make a basic spear
Local wildlife consists of many insects, birds, rodents, tigers, ocelots, monkeys, lemurs, crocodiles, and river fish

[tiny wren]

I want to go into detail 🤓

[heavy hornet]

@low agate any volcanos near me?

[hollow wasp]

What’s my population?

[low agate]

No

[low agate]

Lemme check the map

[tiny wren]

@low agate do I now have a "stone pickaxe"

[quick idol]

Minecraft fr

[low agate]

You make basic grass ropes, tie them around sticks and rocks, and make basic stone pickaxes

[tiny wren]

@low agate next I'd like to send people to scouts for nearby metal resources nodes

If there are none, continue with the mineshaft

[heavy hornet]

@low agate sail to the next island

[low agate]

Populations:
Skillerz 6.3k
Khalix 4.2k
Qwas 4.1k
Helado 2.2k
Ercan 1.8k
Jolly 1.4k

[frosty drum]

@low agate We must build a small 300 man army

[low agate]

You find no metal nodes, so you continue mining slowly but surely

[quick idol]

Whos jolly

[tiny wren]

300 barehanded man army

[low agate]

@heavy hornet

[low agate]

You aim to make a small group of trained people
They're pretty average but you work on training them

[hollow wasp]

Form kill squads of 15 armed with spears, have them hunt local tigers to near extinction (keep a few but most go bye bye, why I say local I mean like within 10km of any settlement)

Do that and continue expanding west, gn yappers

[low agate]

There's no local tigers

Wait

Wrong person

So many people

[quick idol]

Why are you hunting tigers to extinction

[low agate]

You give 15 dudes spears and have them hunt tigers, but it doesn't take long before they're outnumbered and killed

[tiny wren]

@low agate continue mining until we find something.

[low agate]

You find harder rocks

[tiny wren]

Take those harder rocks, make better stone: Pickaxes, Axes & Hoes, also make Stone Spears.

[quick idol]

he thinks hes steve minecraft

[low agate]

You use your knowledge in making pickaxes to do the same with basic axes, farming hoes, and spears

[heavy hornet]

@low agate improve my housing to wood or at least thatch

[quick idol]

@frosty drum speaking of minecraft can we play tomorrow fr

I dont have my phone rn but i should get it back by then

[low agate]

You need to chop some trees

[frosty drum]

Saturday
I got something tomorrow

[heavy hornet]

Then I do that

[low agate]

Chopping down some palm trees you get some wood, and a coconut hits a guy in the head

[tiny wren]

@low agate we ain't got no cooldown anymore?

[quick idol]

@heavy hornet That was me

the coconut

[heavy hornet]

Damn

you

[low agate]

The messages are far enough apart to be cooldown

Also

These are really basic rn

[frosty drum]

~throw @low agate

[hardy saffron]

(╯°□°)╯ Reverse throw! Threw your 4th favorite salad at @frosty drum - in your face!

[low agate]

Bro fished a tiny amount, made a group of 300, and did nothing else

[tiny wren]

So I'd say: with my newly made stone tools, start gathering more logs & expand the crop farms.

[frosty drum]

Imma Create walls around the city

[low agate]

You chop a few trees, making some improvements with your farms

[low agate]

You need resources

[quick idol]

@low agate dms, im addicted to doing actions in dms

[frosty drum]

Look for some

[tiny wren]

Walls using random wooden sticks your people picked up.

[low agate]

You have no tools

[frosty drum]

Let's make some

[low agate]

You only got a few fishing rods

[heavy hornet]

@low agate better houses

[low agate]

Like?

[frosty drum]

Axe and Pickaxe

[low agate]

You make simple wooden huts with your palm wood

[low agate]

You make rudimentary stone axes and slap a rock on a stick and call it a pickaxe
Not the greatest

[tiny wren]

@low agate I'd say continue mining & gather the strongest men within the nation, and arm them with Stone Spears.

[low agate]

Get more rocks, and give some strong dudes spears

[heavy hornet]

@low agate make my spears more comfortable to hold by using tar to glue on some palm fronds

[tiny wren]

Is that necessary?

[low agate]

You find a small pit of tar and you do that

[quick idol]

No

Just get better hands

[tiny wren]

I'd say give him better spears

[heavy hornet]

More comfortable

Better grip

It’s all in the strategy

[quick idol]

Get better hands

[low agate]

You also use the tar to make the spearheads fit better

[heavy hornet]

Can’t have my best warriors hands getting all calloused

And hey better spear durability

[tiny wren]

Your men ain't barbie dolls bruh.

[quick idol]

they are

[low agate]

I'm gonna do an event

Fr

[heavy hornet]

imagine being in combat and you get a splinter you lose focus and bam throat slash

[low agate]

Just make the wood not splinter

Duh

[quick idol]

whos getting a splinter mid combat bro

[low agate]

Anyways lemme event

[heavy hornet]

Someone using a stick

dumb head

[tiny wren]

@low agate take my strongest men whom I armed with spears and go hunting wild beasts as training, on the other hand domesticate/take home passive animals such as cows, sheeps, horses

[quick idol]

Event: dark magician jarz kills everyone

[low agate]

I'm doing event lemme do that first

[quick idol]

~bt

[quick idol]

Reports say he was allied with @heavy hornet

[tiny wren]

Okay, event then my input.

[quick idol]

But betrayed him

[tiny wren]

These two neighbors dissing each other.

[heavy hornet]

nah my dark magician is named galthuk korzol

[low agate]

A flash goes over the sky, and a loud bang can be heard somewhere...

[tiny wren]

Asteroid

[quick idol]

Say that slowly and you get jarz

[frosty drum]

@low agate how am I doing

[quick idol]

Search around NOW

[quick idol]

Jarz killed you

[hardy saffron]

@quick idol: The same thing you did

[tiny wren]

You made basic Pickaxes & Axes.

[low agate]

Not on your island

[tiny wren]

Very basic

[heavy hornet]

@low agate sail to the next island

[low agate]

Barely making progress

[tiny wren]

@low agate

[quick idol]

we're chill again

[frosty drum]

Let's begin collecting wood

[quick idol]

@low agate dms AGAIN!!!

[low agate]

You find no cows or horses, but you find a small lamb. It's pink. Your men also find nothing more dangerous than a few wolves, who run off before any real trouble happens

[tiny wren]

Name the lamb Jeb, and make him my personal pet.

[low agate]

You start trying to chop trees. It's difficult with your really simple axes

[low agate]

Done

[heavy hornet]

mighty suspicion of that you

[quick idol]

Im doing dark magic to influence the weather in the northwestern continent

[heavy hornet]

@low agate search the island for deposits of obsidian

[quick idol]

I can make it slightly more cloudy

[frosty drum]

Let's try and actually improve the design

[low agate]

You tinker with your axes, realizing just slapping a rock on a stick was dumb and actually try to keep it held there

[frank latch]

Bowistan: (Map Update)

Again

[tiny wren]

@low agate plant potatoes, then continue mining.

[low agate]

You find no obsidian, but you find trace remnants of volcanic ash

[frank latch]

for consistency

don't mind

[low agate]

You have not yet found potatoes

[tiny wren]

It's just potatoes

[heavy hornet]

sounds like fertilizer to me

[low agate]

You have not yet found potatoes

[tiny wren]

You find them everywhere

[heavy hornet]

I guess trace remnants aren’t much though

[tiny wren]

Send my men to find potatoes and start a huge ass potato farm.

Potato is the most goated food source (change my mind)

[low agate]

You find a few potatoes thanks to your farming bonus, and you start farming them

[tiny wren]

Send my men to find chickens & make a poultry.

Where are my competitors btw.

Is it only me again who's playing

[low agate]

You don't find chickens, but you find unhatched eggs of an unknown bird

[heavy hornet]

@low agate invent alcohol

[frosty drum]

@low agate let's now collect wood with our improved axe

[tiny wren]

Take care of those eggs and continue finding chickens.

[low agate]

Unable at current state

[low agate]

You chop down a few trees

[tiny wren]

I'm starting the fast-food chain KFC (Khalix's Fried Chicken)

[low agate]

You keep the eggs safe, but still don't find chickens

[tiny wren]

Send my men, to go hunt wild beasts & locate passive animals such as chicken, cows, horses, etc.

@heavy hornet @quick idol I got no one to play with.

Come back

[quick idol]

we're doing stuff in dms

classified stuff

[low agate]

Still no cows or horses, you find a few geese, and you lose a man to a pack of wolves but kill some too

[heavy hornet]

We?

uh uh hermano

[quick idol]

Are you not

[thorn dragon]

I ❤️ worldbox

[low agate]

No

[heavy hornet]

Only you doin that

[low agate]

You're the only one in dms

[quick idol]

I want to feel like im not the only one in dms ok

😔

[frosty drum]

@low agate Let's begin making a pickaxe and actually try to make it work

[heavy hornet]

@low agate screenshot DMs send it in gameroom

[low agate]

Learning from your axes, you do the same to your pickaxes

[low agate]

He's hallucinating of a giant sea creature

[tiny wren]

Seek vengeance and kill more wolves for wolf pelts, & also find chickens.

[quick idol]

There IS a giant sea creature bro

[low agate]

Trying to find chickens, the geese attack you, and your guys run off before fighting wolves

Geese are scary

[low agate]

Schizophrenia

[quick idol]

He sunk our fishing ships

[low agate]

@heavy hornet Did you see a giant sea creature?

[quick idol]

you can tell other people about it

[quick idol]

We are not that close

[tiny wren]

Domesticate those geese instead, we're making KFG, (Khalix's Fried Geese)

[low agate]

If it's a giant sea creature

[low agate]

The geese fight back

[heavy hornet]

nope

[tiny wren]

Go mining instead sigh

[heavy hornet]

@low agate search around those volcanic ash areas for some obsidian

[low agate]

Only more ash

[low agate]

You find some copper

Ercan is schizophrenic

[tiny wren]

My Minecraft instincts are telling me copper is useless, but I'm a Terraria player.

[low agate]

Bro's planning on the zenith

[quick idol]

Explain who sunk our ships then???

They didnt sink by themselves

[heavy hornet]

@low agate invent bows

[low agate]

Magic

[low agate]

No string

[quick idol]

How do you get string

Im dumb

[low agate]

Think

[quick idol]

Its so over...

[low agate]

Khalix probably knows

[quick idol]

We're packing it up

[low agate]

Huh

[quick idol]

@heavy hornet What if we collaborated to hunt down the giant sea monster

its a real threat

[heavy hornet]

use some animal hide to make bow string

[low agate]

With what animals?

You haven't hunted

Aside from fish

[heavy hornet]

I don’t know a boar or something

[low agate]

There don't seem to be any on your islands

[tiny wren]

Take my men into a river and gather some soil, dry it into the sun, and start making clay.

[tiny wren]

He's just a chill guy, don't worry.

He's my friend

His name is Bakunawa

[low agate]

You take some soil from the nearby water and leave it to bake in the sun

[tiny wren]

What happened

[low agate]

You'll have to wait

[tiny wren]

👽

@low agate how many armed men do I have?

[low agate]

How many do you want

It's that many -1

[heavy hornet]

@low agate search the island for an animal that I can make a bow string out of

[tiny wren]

How many people do I have?

[low agate]

4.2k I believe

-1

[low agate]

You find the humble rabbit

[tiny wren]

Okay 199 armed men in total

[low agate]

One of them died to wolves

[tiny wren]

That's why it says 199 not 200

[quick idol]

@heavy hornet Will i get an answer

[heavy hornet]

No

[quick idol]

it is real tho 😭

[tiny wren]

So take those men and continue hunting wild beasts. @low agate

[quick idol]

he sunk my ships

[tiny wren]

He just accidentally bumped into those ships, it was unintentional.

He said sorry

[low agate]

You kill more wolves
A few pups watch in horror

[tiny wren]

Domesticate those pups and invent dogs

[low agate]

They're too scared after watching you murder their family

[quick idol]

@low agate dms i must kill the creature

I will prove to yall its reall!!!!

[tiny wren]

I'd say let them be. Take the wolf heads and make it a wolf helmet, also take the pelts to make basic wolf pelt armour.

[heavy hornet]

@low agate did my guys find a useable hide for bows?

[low agate]

The humble rabbit

[low agate]

You essentially become terrifying to all wolf pups with the armor

[tiny wren]

Also take the wolf's bone remains to make bone swords.

[low agate]

Not enough knowledge

[heavy hornet]

Make some bows

[low agate]

You get a basic, not super great bow

[quick idol]

@heavy hornet You could use this to hunt the creature

But no you want to just keep it for hunting rabbits

[tiny wren]

That's why I like to go into detail; take the wolf bones, sharpen the sides with my stone tools, and attach them to a stick. Boom: "Bone Swords"

[low agate]

Someone stabs himself in the process

[tiny wren]

Dude we're not rolling

[low agate]

So?

[heavy hornet]

it’s a giant sea creature

I have a basic bow

[tiny wren]

Did I successfully make bone swords?? @low agate

[low agate]

Knives

[quick idol]

If we worked together it could be dinner

[tiny wren]

Dude I said swords

[low agate]

Knives

[tiny wren]

Nahh, make swords.

[low agate]

Knives

[tiny wren]

Do you not know how long a wolf's legs are?

10 inch bone swords

[low agate]

You would get more knives than swords using the same amount, so they make knives

[tiny wren]

Okay

[heavy hornet]

@heavy hornet Make some Macuahuitls but use bone in place of obsidian

[tiny wren]

What happened to my clay btw? @low agate

[low agate]

Yes

[tiny wren]

I said what happened

[low agate]

Yes

Clay

[tiny wren]

Did I successfully make clay?

[low agate]

You get small wood clubs with bone poking out

[low agate]

Are you perhaps dense

[tiny wren]

You won't answer me properly, yes I am dense.

[low agate]

I said clay

You got clay

[quick idol]

will clay be enough or do you need human sacrifices

[low agate]

What

[quick idol]

To khalix

[low agate]

You guys have stuck pretty realistic for the most part

[tiny wren]

Produce more clay, turn them into bricks, make houses and furnaces with those bricks.

[tiny wren]

I know

[quick idol]

Including the sea monster that popped out of nowhere?

[low agate]

Not enough clay to do both

[low agate]

You're schizo

[quick idol]

I need a name for him

[tiny wren]

Just make the furnace and start smelting copper.

[quick idol]

@heavy hornet Help me out here

Im not good at names

i assume you are because your name is "mf jolly"

[heavy hornet]

he’s not real

[low agate]

You make simple furnaces, putting some kindling in them and putting in copper

[heavy hornet]

name it jimbo

[quick idol]

He literally is

[heavy hornet]

big jimbo

[low agate]

Jumbo*

[quick idol]

@low agate we're naming the sea monster jimbo...

[tiny wren]

Make copper tools

[low agate]

How will you weld the copper?

You have no anvils

[heavy hornet]

jombo

[frosty drum]

@low agate how am I doing
(BTW let's look for metals)

[low agate]

You find rock

Big rock

Boulder

[heavy hornet]

@low agate build some more boats

[low agate]

Basic wooden boats

Better than what you had

[tiny wren]

Ahh you're calling us realistic?? Make molds with some clay and pour some molten copper into it.

[tiny wren]

@low agate

[low agate]

You make molds into what shape

[tiny wren]

Into shapes of swords, axes & pickaxes.

Not including the handle obviously

[low agate]

You make a few swords, but you'll need more copper

[tiny wren]

Continue mining

[low agate]

As a child I yearned for the mines

[tiny wren]

What did I found

[frosty drum]

@low agate Let's make more stone tools
And make a good stone swords
Then make wooden houses in the city

[low agate]

Rocks

[tiny wren]

I hate you Halo

[low agate]

You make better stone tools
And a few wooden huts

[heavy hornet]

@low agate sail to the next island

[low agate]

You finish the island you are on

[tiny wren]

@low agate gather more logs & wolf pelts, create more ropes and start making ships.