🎲game-room

[hollow garden]

I tried to post this on the Reddit for maps

but they removed it for low effort

😢

Stupid ass Reddit mod

[spring bison]

Venezuela last democracy on south america

[hollow garden]

Stuck in his mom's basement and removes maps just because

Even though he doesn't make shit

[spring bison]

???

stop using reddit

[hollow garden]

I'm not sure where do I post these maps to though?

[spring bison]

somewhere else

or another subreddit

[hollow garden]

I hate Reddit

[spring bison]

stop using it

[hollow garden]

B-b-but I don't

I only use it to post maps

[hollow garden]

Like why is this a comment 👽

This is NOT an anti communist propaganda poster map

And I wouldn't need a propaganda map to discredit it the ideology discredits itself

[knotty cosmos]

Why are there 2 ententes?

[hollow garden]

The double entente

[knotty cosmos]

Real

[spring bison]

kleznam

youre an anti-communist

[hollow garden]

I'm an ex red youth member

[spring bison]

tbh I think theyre just mad because theyre communist

[hollow garden]

Probably

[spring bison]

and youre calling their ideology authoritarian

[low agate]

@hollow garden greetings

[hollow garden]

Halo hiii

[rose cape]

bow becoming an isolationist was not on my 2025 bingo

[spring bison]

reddit communists have the same amount of brain damage as conservatives in sordland

[low agate]

I'm gonna host this when I'm out of school in about 4-5 hours

[spring bison]

mid

[frank latch]

real

[hollow garden]

What is this mw about again

[low agate]

Bro for once didn't reply with that one gif

[frank latch]

👽 ?

[hollow garden]

Is it a magic one?

[frank latch]

you might be stupid

[low agate]

Idk but it won't have rolls

[spring bison]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-house-house-md-cursed-the-curse-cursed-images-gif-9514785705741002263

[rose cape]

you hate economic unions 💔

[frank latch]

no

I hate regional unions

[rose cape]

so you hate all unions

[frank latch]

they restrict access to a specific geographic region

[rose cape]

there is no union which does not occupy a region

[hollow garden]

What about the African union

[frank latch]

Like NATO
"North Atlatnic"

or

[prime compass]

@hollow garden

Klez

[hollow garden]

hello belemin

[low agate]

It's more math/logic based, there's gonna be much more calculations on my part

[hollow garden]

My brother

[prime compass]

I did the AN meeting!

[hollow garden]

I see

[low agate]

Still gonna have fantasy

[hollow garden]

So there will be still rolls?

[low agate]

No

No rolls

[prime compass]

Klez..reply

[frank latch]

now we can't add Australia, Japan, South Korea or Taiwan

it's rigged

[hollow garden]

How did it go

[prime compass]

This hegel guy is quite something

[hollow garden]

We need to abolish regions

[prime compass]

Uh

[spring bison]

why dosent australia just join the EU

[prime compass]

I supported wehlen and agnolia and exposed rumburg for nuclear weapon

[frank latch]

exacty

[hollow garden]

He is the goat

[prime compass]

I hate hegel

[hollow garden]

Agnolia and Wehlen?

[spring bison]

actually the EU joining proccess does not say you have to be in europe

[hollow garden]

That's an interesting combination

[prime compass]

Yes im such a good guy

[hollow garden]

so what's your opinion on the rumburg crisis

[prime compass]

And rumburg

[prime compass]

That bitch should go elsewhere

[hollow garden]

How are you trying to resolve it Mr President?

[spring bison]

Holsord is Rummish

[hollow garden]

Ong

[prime compass]

Sordland will never falter to pressure

[spring bison]

why the fuck are you alien reating

reacting

its literally true

[prime compass]

@hollow garden what happens nöw

[frank latch]

"Must be European"

[hollow garden]

You will see

[hollow garden]

That's me

I'm polish

[rose cape]

https://eur-lex.europa.eu/eli/treaty/teu_2016/art_49/oj/eng

“any european state”

[spring bison]

nope

youre bludish

[steep merlin]

Who is the coolest Doctor in the hospital? The hip Doctor!

[hollow garden]

Morrocco tried

[bold glade]

Morocco*

[hollow garden]

@fallen cipher Dolitak betbos regl al oropeien

[spring bison]

they would have gotten accepted if fakher wasnt the leader

[steep merlin]

bab Fakher
:8ball: It is decidedly so

[bold glade]

Fuck

[hollow garden]

yes

[bold glade]

[hollow garden]

What does this mean

[bold glade]

I meant to say ban

[steep merlin]

ban Fakher
:8ball: Cannot predict now

[hollow garden]

@spring bison

[spring bison]

offcourse Kentucky

[spring bison]

why are the inuit so obese

[hollow garden]

They eat them fat Arctic seals

[hollow garden]

Living up to the name truly

[knotty cosmos]

Blubber

[brittle gust]

Denmark

[steep merlin]

What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle? Attire.

[brittle gust]

Tbh that's pretty good

[prime compass]

Sordish-Rumburg war

[spring bison]

rumburg will win

[prime compass]

You dirty spy

[spring bison]

thats you

dirty blud

[prime compass]

Do not accuse me of being a blud.

Call me a traitor.

A maniac.

Never a blud.

Petr

[spring bison]

ok blud

[prime compass]

@hollow garden i need that gif

[hollow garden]

if rumburg encompassed Agnolia, sordland and Wehlen it could provide welfare and benefits to them

This is why we must not fight it

[prime compass]

You are a traitor

[prime compass]

Baka

[spring bison]

all of eastern merkopa is rummish land

[hollow garden]

Baka chan

[prime compass]

Rumburg is actually

Western Sordland

[prime compass]

You

Are

A blud

[spring bison]

nope

sordland does not exist

[prime compass]

True

[spring bison]

its all Bludia

[hollow garden]

love

[hollow garden]

Terronein femboys

[spring bison]

thats fish

[prime compass]

I love Syrlstaria

[spring bison]

I will coup syrlstaria and restablish the monarchy

and eseron too btw

[prime compass]

Do you support Andrej Tamur

[spring bison]

fascist

[prime compass]

Patriot*

Eseron visa

[spring bison]

Eseron will be an empire again

communism is a fascist

[prime compass]

Syrlstaria

Syrlstaria will flourish

[brittle gust]

Oh wow we're at exactly 556,000 members

Yay

Round number

🥳

[frosty drum]

@low agate @prime compass rate map from 1 to 10

[prime compass]

8/10

[brittle gust]

Oh it's now up by 7

[brittle gust]

Tbh I'd be satisfied if you just made the one of the left the full map

The current full map feels goofy

(ik it's unfinished)

(but it feels off to me somehow)

[bold glade]

[frank latch]

@prime compass how's Bludland?

[prime compass]

Sordland*

[frank latch]

Blud*

[prime compass]

How is South Syrlstaria?

[frank latch]

which one
New Terroe
Or
Terroe

[prime compass]

Or

[prime compass]

Its bad

I am leading it into a depression

[frank latch]

Proof the Sords only wish for the destruction of our people

we shall rise up against our oppressors and free ourselves

[prime compass]

Dirty blud

Your kind needs to be gone.

[low agate]

Unfinished
5

[frosty drum]

I see your point
However
The goal of this map is to have multiple regions looking like maps

[frosty drum]

@vital latch

[brittle gust]

Alright

[low agate]

Interesting

@brittle gust would you possibly be here in about 3 hours

[brittle gust]

Nno

That's 2 am

[steep merlin]

Above time (02:00 IST) in your local time · Mar 18, 2025, 8:30 PM

[brittle gust]

I'll have to wake up early tomorrow so I can't stay up late

[low agate]

Darn

Well

Isn't it like 11 pm for you rn then?

[alpine raft]

i could host rn ngl

@frosty drum @prime compass @spring bison @quick idol @balmy epoch @brittle gust are at least some of you awake and available

someone ping helado i dont remember his username

[spring bison]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-house-house-md-cursed-the-curse-cursed-images-gif-9514785705741002263

[alpine raft]

@hollow wasp

they are all dead

[spring bison]

real

[hollow wasp]

👋

Srry

[alpine raft]

i got an hour

after that i take a 30 minute break for dinner then come back for an hour

if you manage to get me 2 other players il host

[hollow wasp]

I’ll ping

[alpine raft]

cool

[hollow wasp]

@low agate @frosty drum @prime compass @frank latch @quick idol @west path I summon you guys Fr

Who else?

@hollow garden @wraith quarry

[alpine raft]

those 2 arent playing

nor alpha

nor bow

[hollow wasp]

Oh ok nvm

@vital latch ?

[alpine raft]

lemme send the player list

[hollow wasp]

@normal vessel

Join Fr

[alpine raft]

did vro ping xiphos

[hollow wasp]

Yeah

[frosty drum]

@alpine raft don't do session

[alpine raft]

cool

[alpine raft]

gimme a good reason

[frosty drum]

Wednesday is a bad time for mws

[hollow wasp]

@spring bison @brittle gust @balmy epoch

[alpine raft]

thats a good reason

fair enough

no session

or if 5 people want it

[spring bison]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-house-house-md-cursed-the-curse-cursed-images-gif-9514785705741002263

[alpine raft]

4

im a fair person

[hollow wasp]

Yeah they are well and truly dead Fr

[normal vessel]

No

Nuh uh

[hollow wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/piyushzen-gif-6841423363153450822

[alpine raft]

session saturday stands

i could do something tomorrow tho

[hollow wasp]

I’d be up for either

[frank latch]

?

why have I been summoned

[normal vessel]

https://tenor.com/view/invincible-conquest-heart-bubble-love-gif-14542109673414828283

[frank latch]

true

[spring bison]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-house-house-md-cursed-the-curse-cursed-images-gif-9514785705741002263

[low agate]

I'm in school

School just ended

[low agate]

@tiny wren @heavy hornet @frosty drum
Should we start this?

[hollow wasp]

Bareow?

[hollow wasp]

Nekrop wanted to do a mw so I tried to get people

[hollow wasp]

L

[low agate]

I'm out of school

[hollow wasp]

W

[low agate]

Also rate what I made here

[frank latch]

ah

[frosty drum]

Im in school

[hollow wasp]

Drop out and do mws full time

[frank latch]

in 2 months 🙏

[hollow wasp]

Looks good

[low agate]

Bro took the after school stuff

[hollow wasp]

Fr

[frank latch]

(I graduate this May)

[frosty drum]

Yes

[hollow wasp]

Degree in mw fr

[spring bison]

congrats from going from student to unnenployed

[wraith quarry]

(he's not graduating)

[alpine raft]

saturday stands tho

[low agate]

@hollow wasp you wanna join this?

[frank latch]

die

[frank latch]

arguably
a great change

[vital latch]

wait a second

@frank latch with a diferent pfp?

this is...

this isn't what I expected

[hollow wasp]

Nah I’m good Ty

[hollow wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/gotcha-gif-5795488732321560609

[frosty drum]

@frank latch who....
No....
What are you?
Ans what did you do to the real v
Bow

[frank latch]

what v

[frosty drum]

This
Is
Loragyor @hollow wasp @vital latch @low agate
(The name of the world.)

[frosty drum]

Are you the real Bow

[hollow wasp]

Looks good

[frank latch]

yes...

[frosty drum]

I don't buy it

Tell me something only the real bow would know @frank latch

[low agate]

@frosty drum are you in school or not my guy

[frosty drum]

I am
I'm on school grounds

[low agate]

On school grounds isn't the same as doing school related work

[frosty drum]

I'm doing school related work

[low agate]

Bro's doing community service

[frosty drum]

I did 2 quizzes

Spanish and Geometry

[low agate]

Geometry?

[frosty drum]

Yes
Geometry

[frank latch]

Terroe is the best nation in Fish MW

[frosty drum]

https://tenor.com/view/run-away-hide-run-away-and-hide-mandela-mandela-catalog-gif-1133608770989428547

[low agate]

https://youtu.be/Xzb7apPvDos?si=gsD2dffYxNt0HB6_

[normal vessel]

Bareow

[prime compass]

Under Syrlstarian rule, yes

[spring bison]

The tyrant's state subjects us all, but cries democracy

[prime compass]

Syrlstarian Democracy

[spring bison]

its tyrannical

[prime compass]

Under my rule it will flourish

[spring bison]

it will be forever a fascist tyrannical state

[prime compass]

Nope

[spring bison]

yup

[prime compass]

Stop

[frosty drum]

@spring bison @prime compass Omogos

[prime compass]

NO

[frosty drum]

https://tenor.com/view/did-somebody-say-among-us-among-us-gif-18892253

[hollow wasp]

➖➖🟥🟥🟥
➖🟥🟥🟦🟦🟦
🟥🟥🟥🟦🟦🟦
🟥🟥🟥🟦🟦🟦
🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥
➖🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥
➖🟥🟥➖🟥🟥
➖🟥🟥➖🟥🟥

[prime compass]

No

[hollow wasp]

Yes fr

[prime compass]

I will 1984

I LOVE 1984

2+2=5

[hollow wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/1984-literally-1984-do-not-eat-raw-cookie-dough-cookie-gif-12976377779104429149

[low agate]

When will I be able to host this

[tiny wren]

Did you started?

[low agate]

Haven't started

Because skillerz is doing after school stuff

And idk about @heavy hornet

[tiny wren]

We'd need more members tbh

[low agate]

El helado isn't interested

[heavy hornet]

who does after school stuff on spring break

[low agate]

Spring break is different for all the schools

[frosty drum]

Our school doesn't have spring break

[low agate]

Mine isn't for another week

[hollow wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/1984-skander-big-brother-gif-21303304

[heavy hornet]

you live in a fascist dictatorship

[hollow wasp]

America*

[low agate]

@hollow wasp I'm not doing rolls for this one btw

[hollow wasp]

Ur not?

[low agate]

No

[hollow wasp]

Hang on a sec

[low agate]

It's gonna be a lot more logic based, but still have fantasy and stuff

Like

You can't just sail across the ocean without having good enough boats

[hollow wasp]

What are the biomes again?

[tiny wren]

@low agate what is the setting?

[low agate]

Early medieval

[tiny wren]

Are we going to take turns?

[low agate]

@hollow wasp biomes

[low agate]

It'll be action cooldown based or something like that

[tiny wren]

It's hard to manage cooldowns btw

[low agate]

I remember everything

[hollow wasp]

Would that be possible?

[tiny wren]

Additionally, not everyone would be online at the same time, so I got an idea.

[low agate]

Let me consult my inner thoughts

[hollow wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/pepe-hmm-pepehmm-table-council-gif-16396395487368552941

[low agate]

Pros:
You basically have boats if I allow that spawn
Cons:
That would give you an advantage

[tiny wren]

Both are Pros (for him atleast)

[tiny wren]

Can't you make it that they swam there

[low agate]

Also your spawns will determine boosts for your people

[hollow wasp]

Idk say it’s like calm water and I floated over on some basic flotsam or something

[tiny wren]

How about you give him small rafts

[hollow wasp]

Yeah

[low agate]

Lemme consult the layout of the map

Perhaps

[hollow wasp]

Give me something basic, not like an actual advantage

[low agate]

What color

[hollow wasp]

Or just keep me on the mainland

Burgundy pls

[low agate]

You'll start with small rafts, nothing much but they can carry things over calm, mostly shallow waters

[hollow wasp]

Wwwww

[low agate]

Lemme write down bonuses and negatives for each area spawn

Stfu

Tropical islands: Better ability to make things related to water, such as fishing or boats, but very little land until you start expanding more

Humid savannah: A bit better in warm temperatures, good resources, next to no downsides. Most average area

Dry plains: Better at farming, good resources, not many downsides aside from the dry climate

Arctic: High increase to cold temperatures and tougher because of living in such a harsh area, but very little resources until you get deep into the land

Jungle: Increase in stealth and foraging, and an abundance of wood, but there's a ton of dangerous wildlife in the jungle area

Mountains: Better at climbing jagged surfaces, higher natural resources, but harder to make transportation and less wood than other areas

@hollow wasp @tiny wren @heavy hornet

Khalix how does it feel

Knowing

You're a farmer

[tiny wren]

Great

[low agate]

Bro's gonna make vodka first fr

[tiny wren]

I'm going to make a huge poultry and mass produce dino nuggets.

[hollow wasp]

Hypothetically, humans being literally an extinction machine, if I kill the most dangerous animals around ive got a literal paradise

[low agate]

True

But I'm not making it easy

[hollow wasp]

By letting me be people you’ve made it easy

Then again you are god

So can probably screw me over

But like humans are actual death machines

[low agate]

I can finally get my revenge for you bullying me in your mw

[heavy hornet]

So tropical is essentially the best

[low agate]

Best for expanding area

But you don't have much to go off at the start

Lemme put down what each are the best at

[hollow wasp]

“Bullying” bro I was busy with a full on war

[low agate]

Tropical: Expanding area
Savannah: Having no downsides
Plains: Farming
Arctic: Essentially Russians
Jungle: Stealth warfare
Mountains: Potential research progress

[heavy hornet]

rule Britiannia

[low agate]

@hollow wasp @tiny wren @heavy hornet Should we start or wait?

[hollow wasp]

Wait I think,I’m going to sleep soon

[low agate]

I could always make it continuous

[tiny wren]

Btw to solve the crisis where everyone wouldn't be online at the same time

I think it would be better if you make each round/sessions last for more than a day, until everyone got to make a turn.

[low agate]

The humble continuous session:

[tiny wren]

That continuous session for you is rigged, I don't want to wake up to see that my nation is already gone.

[low agate]

I'll make it so you can't interact with nations if the person isn't online

[hollow wasp]

I think sessions are better ngl

[frank latch]

who removed my react

[low agate]

Joe

[tiny wren]

I don't want to wake up to see that my opponents have already developed into the Modern Era while I'm stuck at the Medieval Period 👽

[frank latch]

Joe Mama?

[low agate]

Joe Swanson

[tiny wren]

@low agate

[low agate]

Where's Gizmo

[tiny wren]

Slightly above Otter

[low agate]

I have a lot of gizmo pictures

[tiny wren]

So?

[low agate]

Gizmo is peak because he a real cat and not a meme fr

Unfortunately

[tiny wren]

Gizmo & Otter = 🗿

[low agate]

I can't get new pictures of Gizmo

Because he was given away

[tiny wren]

Btw the emoji "🗿" automatically shows when I type in "Gizmo" on my keyboard

[low agate]

Screenshot

[tiny wren]

🗿

[low agate]

Bro set that up manually

Wild

[tiny wren]

I didn't btw 🗿

[tiny wren]

@low agate so when are we starting your MW?

[low agate]

Whenever people actually are ready

[steep merlin]

What do you call an eagle who can play the piano? Talonted!

[west path]

https://tenor.com/view/wtf-bruh-gif-26585205

this chat is dead

[heavy hornet]

that’s dumb

playing a mapwar for 8 months is boring

[tiny wren]

It isn't

[brittle gust]

Ha.ha.

What about an year or two

[heavy hornet]

that’s a while

[brittle gust]

@wraith quarry how long has it been since fish mw started

[radiant oyster]

@tiny wren @heavy hornet @low agate session possibly?

[tender storm]

Wow no ping for this

I see I ser

[tiny wren]

I'm not available today

[steel lodge]

MORE NATIONS Pls #1350126706471735326 brazil avaialble

central america and carreibien available um yea and oceania available and alot of regional powers in asia

and not many options in europe (slovakia and hungary)

japan availableknindiia indi

[heavy hornet]

Today as in the 20th?

[tiny wren]

Yes

[noble cradle]

3 little acnaqs

One jumped up and hit his head

"No more jumping no no no, no no no" doctor acnaq saidn

Another little acnaq jumped and hit his head

"No more jumping no no no, no no no" doctor acnaq said

The third little acnaq got off the bed, hit his head

Lalallalalalallalalalalalla

[hollow garden]

3 little acnaqs
One jumped up and hit his head
"No more jumping no no no, no no no" doctor acnaq saidn
Another little acnaq jumped and hit his head
"No more jumping no no no, no no no" doctor acnaq said
The third little acnaq got off the bed, hit his head
Lalallalalalallalalalalalla

[alpine raft]

No

[alpine raft]

Its not

[alpine raft]

Thats an edge case at best

[low agate]

I was sleep

[tiny wren]

What I am saying is that it's much better compared to continuous sessions where everyone can make a move even though the other are not online.

That's what we're literally playing on Ivalice

[wraith quarry]

started in feburary of 2023

[alpine raft]

Its good for non commited players

But for commited experiencrd players its better

[tiny wren]

Tbh, each round requires 3 hours maximum to make, Chicken likes going into detail.

Plus there's many players where it's almost impossible to be online at the same time.

[alpine raft]

Each turn takes 24 hours to run

In a normal mw turn actions get be put in and responded to within minutes if not seconds

[alpine raft]

sacrifice of the few for the good of the many

[brittle gust]

2 years, one month

Damn

[cunning niche]

@wraith quarry when will u hsoter

[hollow garden]

@cunning niche Sahbi Nat men al shebak

Geret warah wela2eto mat

[prime compass]

Klezman

Hey klezanm

[hollow garden]

hi belemina

[wraith quarry]

I must...

i can't

i have to

do i?

[hollow garden]

You need to do gradual withdrawal

[cunning niche]

Allah yerhamo

[hollow garden]

Attempting to suddenly break an addiction will lead to a relapse

[rose cape]

remove from account

[hollow garden]

That's a song lyrics 👽

[prime compass]

Hru

[wraith quarry]

i've relapsed at least 5 times

[cunning niche]

Oh

[cunning niche]

When u host

[prime compass]

🥀

[wraith quarry]

when i graduate at this rate

[hollow garden]

I'm geeking rn

[prime compass]

Woah

[wraith quarry]

May 10th is definite

[hollow garden]

What about you belemin

[cunning niche]

I hate you

[hollow garden]

Cooked

[prime compass]

Im good

Gtg

[hollow garden]

You are never escaping an addiction

If it's this bad

It's truly over

The war thunder addiction is par on the league of legends one

[rose cape]

why do they use numbers in anglicized arabicbtw

[wraith quarry]

just... sometimes i wonder
what if i could get a kill or two

[hollow garden]

Arabic has many sounds that can't be represented by the Latin alphabet

So numbers are used for them

[wraith quarry]

*latinized

[rose cape]

​

[frank latch]

I like the list of games you have
seems never ending

and then I have like 5

total..

[wraith quarry]

i have 13

half of them are modded client versions

[rose cape]

*romanized

[frank latch]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: You rolled 12

[rose cape]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

amazting

:game_die: You rolled 17

[rose cape]

ez

[wraith quarry]

it's using latin script

[hollow garden]

You’ll outlast every fragile insignificant player in this game You’ll live to see the tech trees expanded beyond reason, the matchmaker spiral further into evil, and the grind continue to become an endless abyss Every vehicle, every update, every balancing patch all of it will change but you? You’ll still be here suffering What will you have after 500 battles?

[prime compass]

Yap

[hollow garden]

Think fish think

[rose cape]

*roman script

[prime compass]

I'll have Holsord, Rayne

I'll have Holsord

[wraith quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/long-tears-gif-11087877242190144149

[rose cape]

~bt

[wraith quarry]

no

latin script

[prime compass]

Klez pls reply

[rose cape]

roman script

[wraith quarry]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Latin_script

[hollow garden]

no

[wraith quarry]

checkmate liberals

[prime compass]

But I am Queen Beatrice 🤓

[hollow garden]

It's Latin but turning something into Latin script is Romanizing

[prime compass]

Ok bye

[hardy saffron]

@rose cape: On all players players to make all players for all players. Create simple colors and real pictures. Problems during the fifth of the land War?

[frank latch]

Hmm
I feel like starting another project that will never be finished

[hollow garden]

REAL

I have this disease

[frank latch]

Map Battle 3?

[wraith quarry]

evil

[hollow garden]

Commitphobia

[frank latch]

I have procrastination

so

[hollow garden]

@frank latch

[frank latch]

True...

Checkmate conservatives

[frank latch]

so
how do we make players

[frank latch]

what was the Fifth Land War?

[prime compass]

KDACTMW

[steep merlin]

Feeling pretty proud of myself. The Sesame Street puzzle I bought said 3-5 years, but I finished it in 18 months.

[wraith quarry]

latin script

[spring bison]

@hollow garden why did you say that

[rose cape]

@hollow garden why did you say that

[hollow garden]

I had no choice

No choice at all

I'm a tormented man

Trapped by his past decisions

[hollow wasp]

@hollow garden @prime compass @frosty drum @quick idol @low agate session tomorrow? Maybe half 9 irish time?

[quick idol]

yes

[low agate]

Yeah

[hollow wasp]

☑️

[hollow garden]

Yes

[hollow wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/dancing-boy-cowboy-gif-11711923202620056984

[prime compass]

Ok

[hollow wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/point-at-you-point-you-thumbs-up-two-thumbs-up-gif-6261391895630358153

[frosty drum]

Rate current map from one to 10 (work In progress)

[hollow wasp]

Solid 8

Cant remix

But that central northern landmass is silly looking

[frosty drum]

Like i said
The whole Map is work in progress
Not even finished outlining everything

[hollow wasp]

Ik just giving an honest answer

[frosty drum]

Ik

[quick idol]

I want to spawn here fr

[frosty drum]

@quick idol btw rate the map fr

[quick idol]

I like that one island

[brittle gust]

I'm nuking that one island

[brittle gust]

Can I nuke that one island

[frosty drum]

Updated

[hollow garden]

Tf happened to the continent

[frosty drum]

Wdym

@hollow garden

@hollow garden wdym?

[vital latch]

,roll 20 expand

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 9

[low agate]

@ripe owl rate?

[ripe owl]

👍

[vital latch]

debate in 5ish minutes

actually nore

within 1.5 hours

anyways am I cooked

[alpine raft]

,collect

[haughty inlet]

nekcrop

Role income successfully collected!

1 - <@&1009870380023959622> | 16,000 (cash)

[alpine raft]

wrong channel

[vital latch]

debate cancelled

[frank latch]

rip

what happened?

[vital latch]

too many absents gonna be another class

anyways I'm doing a presentation where I "read peoples fortunes" (unfortunately don't believe that bs but it's funny) in the near future I think

[frank latch]

interesting
Are you choosing to do that?
or
is it assigned?

[low agate]

@tiny wren @hollow wasp @frosty drum @heavy hornet You guys up for this in about half an hour? I could always adjust time

[heavy hornet]

sure

[hollow wasp]

Sounds good to me

[vital latch]

I'm choosing to do it because it'd be hillarious

the assignment is to "sell" an object so I'll just try "selling" fortune telling gizmos

[low agate]

Bro you could sell fortune cookies

[vital latch]

like "you should buy a deck of tarot cards because I know ur fate!!!"

[frank latch]

that's pretty smart actually

"I have foretold, that if you purchase this object, it will save you from your fate"

Looks disinterested, walks away

Pulls weapon and shoots 3 times in the back
"If only you had listened"

[vital latch]

should've bought the bulletproof vest...

[frank latch]

fr

[low agate]

The fortune telling tactical military gear

[low agate]

@tiny wren @hollow wasp @frosty drum @heavy hornet ?

[heavy hornet]

I read

y

[west path]

@marsh lance why did you never tell me u were playing dead rails

i weep

[marsh lance]

I thoguht you didnt like it

Also you can never hop on most of the time / never want to

So i dont ask

[wild mason]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1078181665890906202/1305539055144013867/togif-24.gif

[west path]

i have fridaym off

thus i can game for a long ass time toda

[marsh lance]

🤑

Can we gam friday too

[west path]

yea

[marsh lance]

YAYAY

[prime compass]

Patter

[west path]

@marsh lance make shor to have friends allowed turned on

[marsh lance]

I know

@west path ok get back on hoggie

[west path]

Gordon. They stole my LEGO sets, Gordon. Do you not understand what this means, Mr. Freeman?

[wild mason]

did you have the rare millenium falcon

[marsh lance]

Cmon pal

[west path]

no this is a bit

i have huge ass bins of LEGO though and idk what sets they are

[wild mason]

i bet you had that huge star destroyer

[west path]

im in loading purgatory

[wild mason]

damn

[west path]

im tellin you those weighed like 9 kilos atleast

there was like

3 1 meter tall bins

[marsh lance]

We need to stop corporate lobbying so the impoverished people of kashubia can get better wifi holy fock

[west path]

all halfway filled

[wild mason]

i legit used to have a ton of bins that weighed that much

[west path]

unironically idk how i had that much lego

[wild mason]

ill give you wifi for 200 bucks

[west path]

that shit is expensive

[wild mason]

fr

[marsh lance]

My friend couldn’t join either cause her internet got broken

Right as i made the private server

[west path]

lowkey tragic

AM I OUT OF LOADING PURGATORY??

holy this is eternal

[marsh lance]

No your in the stage where you spawn in but your avatar physics arent loaded yet so people who are loaded in can knock you over

[west path]

i got disconnected

[hollow wasp]

Hey sorry

[low agate]

We still need skillerz and khalix

[hollow wasp]

@frosty drum @tiny wren

[vital latch]

Is anyone hosting rn?

appears not 12m since message

authentic enterprise time

Authentic RPG
#1342306981637263362 is going to host the Authentic RPG; our first Authentic Experience in roughly 15 minutes. Prepare for a exhilerating experience where you will go through the greatest world ever built. In preperation it's time to start character creation!

**Name: **(First name) <Middle name if you own the middle name DLC> <Last name if you own the last name DLC>
Class: (Refer to class options, keep in mind DLC)
Inventory: (Refer to inventory options)
Skills: (You can make your own for 500 gems each!)

- Stats divider
You get 3 stat points for free! 2 in a stat is average. You can pay 100 gems to get an extra stat point!
Strength: (Hp = this times ten)
Speed:
Smarternesss:

---

Item shop: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1WdYSU5D07G6Mz0nSgd3bOwjAED8qxmY2HUVTDlBEs9w/edit?usp=sharing

Microtransactions hub: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1huqn9w6WazMIrXKi8tYhfiME_0gwYX_Lja0DHSvPwEs/edit?usp=sharing

-# Special thanks to our shareholders: @frosty drum, @near swift , @hollow wasp , @brittle gust

@west path @marsh lance @prime compass @alpine raft @frank latch join the totally not p2w rpg rn

[prime compass]

Stop

Youre banned

[vital latch]

shit people aren't joining

[frank latch]

real

[vital latch]

@low agate 🥺

[alpine raft]

il give 10k cc to everyone who joins

[low agate]

Huh

[vital latch]

also @hollow wasp, but since you're an investor idk if you want in

[vital latch]

I'm hosting a rpg that isn't pay to win or cynical in the slightest in 15 minutes join it

[low agate]

Give some details

[vital latch]

#🎲game-room message the details are right here

[hollow wasp]

What is an rpg lol

[vital latch]

good god we're fucked

uh

basically a RPG is like dnd

[hollow wasp]

Fr

[low agate]

The gems seem kinda p2w...

[hollow wasp]

Oh ok

[alpine raft]

Name: Bands Mcgee The third
Class:barbarian, talking dlc
Inventory: gun and knife
Skills:predict the future

[vital latch]

Message from CEO Dolphin of the Authentic Enterprise
The gems are not a pay to win system, rather they are a system that rewards players for their generous donations to our brilliant game! We understand your fear, so in exchange for signing this NDA and staying quiet about this idea we will offer you 10,000 gems to spend on whatever you want!

[alpine raft]

@vital latch take it out my account

[low agate]

I could just do some gambling and get a ton of gems...

[alpine raft]

,with 10e3

[haughty inlet]

nekcrop

Withdrew 10,000 from your bank!

[alpine raft]

,pay @low agate 10e3

[haughty inlet]

nekcrop

@low agate has received your 10,000

[alpine raft]

play

[low agate]

Why

[alpine raft]

i said

play

[low agate]

I'm just gonna gamble this fr

[alpine raft]

just fucking play

[low agate]

Where do I refer to class options

[vital latch]

183,950

[vital latch]

It's in the microtransactions hub

[low agate]

"Not p2w" having to BUY talking, jumping, and opening doors

[frosty drum]

@alpine raft @low agate @vital latch map update (not available for mw just showing yall this)

@hollow wasp

[alpine raft]

smells like bitch to me

i dropped 100k on this

for the love of the game

[low agate]

Imma do some gambling real quick

[hollow wasp]

Name: Rí an domhain
Class: sorcerer talking dlc
Inventory: shortsword
Skills: teleportation

[hollow wasp]

It’s looking good ngl

@vital latch forgot how to count how much btw?

[vital latch]

Simply donations! The game functions without these accessories.

[low agate]

I'm gonna gamble until I get enough to just be myself

[vital latch]

I believe this is 21,000 + 100 + 500, making 21,600 total (btw keep in mind you can find gems ingame)

divide that by two

10,800 cc

[low agate]

@vital latch how much to be myself fr

[frosty drum]

Probably gonna make the big Continents now as a focus
Then add the smaller ones Inbetween

[vital latch]

enter yourself on the character stuff , probably like 6000 gems though to guess

[hollow wasp]

That a shareholder perk Fr

[low agate]

So just send myself?

[vital latch]

Name: (First name) <Middle name if you own the middle name DLC> <Last name if you own the last name DLC>
Class: (Refer to class options, keep in mind DLC)
Inventory: (Refer to inventory options)
Skills: (You can make your own for 500 gems each!)

• Stats divider
  You get 3 stat points for free! 2 in a stat is average. You can pay 100 gems to get an extra stat point!
  Strength: (Hp = this times ten)
  Speed:
  Smarternesss:

[low agate]

What if I don't like the available classes

[vital latch]

We plan to add more classes in future updates! Thank you for your understanding.

[hollow wasp]

3 in smarterness

[low agate]

What if I don't fit any of the classes

[hollow wasp]

Bard Fr

[low agate]

Hell nah

Just a chill parking meter

[vital latch]

I said we plan to add more classes in future updates.... do you want the Authentic Enterprise ninjas on you?

[hollow wasp]

Oh is that what u are?

[low agate]

Yes I'm a parking meter model Duncan 60

[low agate]

Can I be classless

[vital latch]

sure

actually

pay 100 gems for that

[low agate]

Fine by me

[hollow wasp]

@vital latch I can still be wizard after u changed right?

[low agate]

Lemme just explain myself real quick

[hollow wasp]

😜

[vital latch]

yeah

[hollow wasp]

K just double checking

[low agate]

Going back to here I see I can make my own skills for 500 gems

[west path]

never

[frosty drum]

@west path

[west path]

don't know how to feel about this

[vital latch]

Message from the Authentic Enterprise
We have just uncovered that your family of ducks are currently being held hostage inside of an evil castle. If you don't join the RPG you won't be able to save them!

[west path]

i think the fact that you're merging shapes is showing and making the place quite fractal

[low agate]

How about this

[west path]

you should go to coherent shapes to add additional contrast and avoid being too fractal

[hollow wasp]

@west path cosmic will ‘sic the ninjas on you if you don’t join Fr

[frosty drum]

So no rivers splitting continents in 2?

[west path]

ok this might sound harsh but quite honestly i think this is not very good, and even though it has good shapes it lacks individual detail and in particular is quite flat

due to the lack of detail

[low agate]

It's only my second (technically third) map

I made 2 for a different one (normal and hell)

[frosty drum]

@west path or is it something else

[west path]

no like the general continent outlines

some feel exceptionally spiky and some feel rigid

rather than a shape that flows well

for example this stretch of coast is spiky but it offers contrast in the form of other shapes

[frosty drum]

Hmm

[low agate]

Which map has better outlines then?

[west path]

outlines don't really matter imo

[vital latch]

progress on this?

I'm angling to start soon

[west path]

it is just visual filler

[vital latch]

the fact we haven't had a single f2p player astonishes me

[low agate]

Name: Halo
Class: None
Inventory: Don't need it
Skills: Special, able to fire paper from wrists that I can control, like rigidity, sharpness, speed, etc. (Idc the cost as long as I can be myself)
Literally a parking meter with arms and legs
1 point in each stat fr

[vital latch]

that'll by 1000 gems, 500 crab coins

[low agate]

Old art and official reference image btw

[west path]

why can't my image export holy

is it that large

(tbf it is like 3.1gb but still)

[low agate]

Isn't the nitro limit only like 1gb

Even with nitro you wouldn't be able to send that

[west path]

pngs are way smaller than the krita files

[vital latch]

@low agate @hollow kelp @alpine raft The three of you wake up in a dark room, the air is relatively thick and your surroundings are for the most part invisible. Although you hear some noises around you; not exactly pleasant noises I might add. They're spiders you think.

[west path]

my 600mb file was only about 13mb when turned into a png

[vital latch]

fuck wrong ping

[low agate]

Imagine

[hollow kelp]

the fuck

[vital latch]

@hollow wasp meant you not adli

[hollow kelp]

die

[alpine raft]

what up chat

[vital latch]

mispinged

[alpine raft]

@low agate you wanna run the ones?

fight 1v1

for testing

[west path]

yeah i don't think

its going through 🥶

[hollow wasp]

Lol it’s np

@alpine raft allies frfr

[alpine raft]

allies fight friendly

to test

their strenght

[vital latch]

yeah, the krita files mostly save how you made the image, not what the image is

[hollow wasp]

@vital latch hit nekrop in the face, not too hard tho

[alpine raft]

i weave

[vital latch]

roll a d20

[alpine raft]

cause i saw this coming

[hollow wasp]

,roll d20

[haughty inlet]

uglyladdie

Invalid argument provided.

Usage:
roll [max number or options to choose from]

[vital latch]

also roll a d20 but it doesn't matter

[alpine raft]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

nekcrop

:game_die: You rolled 4

[west path]

holy this reminds me i need to write drovei

[hollow wasp]

,roll 20

[alpine raft]

doesnt matter tho

[haughty inlet]

uglyladdie

:game_die: You rolled 10

[low agate]

What if it's a 20

[vital latch]

+101

[vital latch]

-1 since you have a one in strength iirc

@alpine raft Easily weaves the slap

[alpine raft]

i slap him

[vital latch]

then it miraculously works

[hollow wasp]

,roll 20 teleport away

[haughty inlet]

uglyladdie

:game_die: You rolled 6

[alpine raft]

with 1% of my strenght

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

nekcrop

:game_die: You rolled 16

[low agate]

@vital latch lemme just chill nearby fr

[alpine raft]

OH SHIT

@vital latch does the slap connect

[vital latch]

@hollow wasp You are slapped into the wall and die, before respawning. Respawning during the tutorial is free, however it usually costs 100 gems!

[low agate]

I'm dying laughing at this

[hollow wasp]

Respawn frfr

[hollow wasp]

Same lol

[vital latch]

You have respawned

[vital latch]

Anyways the spiders, one attempts to bite you

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 17

[alpine raft]

weave

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

nekcrop

:game_die: You rolled 6

[hollow wasp]

,roll 20 use telekinesis to put nekrop in a tree

[haughty inlet]

uglyladdie

:game_die: You rolled 3

[vital latch]

It breaks it's own teeth by a -101 due to your defensive stat

[alpine raft]

,roll 20 refuse

[haughty inlet]

nekcrop

:game_die: You rolled 5

[vital latch]

You convince the magic being used not to move you

[hollow wasp]

Gonna cook u frfr

[alpine raft]

slap him again at 10% this time

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

nekcrop

:game_die: You rolled 19

[alpine raft]

oh

boy

[hollow wasp]

,roll 20 weave

[haughty inlet]

uglyladdie

:game_die: You rolled 2

[hollow wasp]

Oof

[alpine raft]

PFFFT

ok

[hollow wasp]

Dice don’t like me lol

[radiant oyster]

Bro is not allowed to weave

[alpine raft]

@vital latch how dead is he

[vital latch]

His face flies off and he respawns again

[alpine raft]

that wouldnt've mattered

[alpine raft]

face flew off

[low agate]

I'm just chilling

[alpine raft]

aight

[vital latch]

The spiders try to attack @low agate

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 10

[alpine raft]

@low agate @hollow wasp 2v1 me?

[hollow wasp]

,roll 20 steal the water from nekrop’s blood

[haughty inlet]

uglyladdie

:game_die: You rolled 14

[vital latch]

( @low agate roll counter)

[low agate]

What are they gonna do? I'm made of metal

[alpine raft]

weave

[hollow wasp]

I’m cooking u already frfr

[alpine raft]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

nekcrop

:game_die: You rolled 15

[vital latch]

idk

[low agate]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

halo0pk0ok

:game_die: You rolled 20

[alpine raft]

pft

[hollow wasp]

Lol

[low agate]

I'm literally made of solid metal

[vital latch]

The metal they bite ends up poisoning one of the spiders somehow, it dies

[low agate]

Like

My body is solid metal

[vital latch]

You don't get water stolen from you as the perpetrator is now unhappy

[frosty drum]

@vital latch What rpg is this

[low agate]

I'd rather chill

[alpine raft]

you reckon i could pinch the metal?

[vital latch]

It's an Authentic Experience™️ which you can join!

Would you like to participate in this Authentic Experience™️?

[frosty drum]

Give me 20 minutes

[low agate]

@vital latch what's the highest a stat can be

[hollow wasp]

,roll 20 convince the spiders to fight for me somehow using my +3 smarterness

[haughty inlet]

uglyladdie

:game_die: You rolled 2

[vital latch]

"Bribery has no limits" - Me myself and I

I mean uh

[hollow wasp]

OOF

[low agate]

Perfect

[vital latch]

Fairness has no limits yeah!!!!

[low agate]

Lemme just gamble

[vital latch]

The last remaining spider tries to bite you

[hollow wasp]

@vital latch how much would it take to max every stat?

[vital latch]

,roll 20

[alpine raft]

,bal @low agate

[vital latch]

,roll 20 WORK

uh

guys

I think my internet is glitching or discord died

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 6

[steep merlin]

:game_die: 1 (1 - 20)

[haughty inlet]

halo0pk0ok

Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.

Cash:

349

Bank:

0

Total:

349

[low agate]

Wtf just happened

[alpine raft]

tf

,bal

[haughty inlet]

nekcrop

Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.

Cash:

0

Bank:

8,590,000

Total:

8,590,000

[low agate]

Literally only this server

[alpine raft]

i got all my shit

[hollow wasp]

Happened to u guys too?

[alpine raft]

@sour grotto tf was that

[vital latch]

same

what happened wtf

[frosty drum]

I Appeared and nearly broke discord

[hollow wasp]

,roll 20 hide behind nekrop (and snap his neck telekinetically)

[haughty inlet]

uglyladdie

:game_die: You rolled 9

[vital latch]

Ok lets get this going again

[sour grotto]

wym

[low agate]

@vital latch how many stat upgrades can I get with my current balance

[prime compass]

The outage

[vital latch]

the server disapeared for everyone in this chat for a solid minute

[vital latch]

,bal @low agate

[haughty inlet]

halo0pk0ok

Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.

Cash:

1,224

Bank:

0

Total:

1,224

[frosty drum]

Not me

[alpine raft]

did you not notice it?

[vital latch]

10

[hollow wasp]

@vital latch how much does it take to max every stat?

[sour grotto]

i think u guys r hallucinating

[hollow wasp]

Gaslighting

[vital latch]

we aren't, it genuinely disapeared for us

I think it was just discord bugs though

[frosty drum]

Not for me

[low agate]

2 into the other stats and the rest into defense (I want to be literally untouchable)

[vital latch]

you weren't in the chat the exact moment

[frosty drum]

I was

[vital latch]

there is no stat max

[low agate]

Well

[vital latch]

ok

[low agate]

Not untouchable

Just unable to be realistically harmed

[hollow wasp]

Interesting. Hypothetically 100 into each except smarterness

[frosty drum]

@vital latch Show character template

[low agate]

Crazy bro

I'm trynna be fr here

[hollow wasp]

Must beat nekrop!

[alpine raft]

you aint beating me

,with 90e3

[haughty inlet]

nekcrop

Withdrew 90,000 from your bank!

[vital latch]

good god

[alpine raft]

,pay @vital latch 90e3

[haughty inlet]

nekcrop

@vital latch has received your 90,000

[hollow wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/i-have-to-try-grant-gustin-barry-allen-the-flash-the-flash-clips-gif-18335243

[vital latch]

@alpine raft you still have like 90,000 in your account

wait lemme double check

[alpine raft]

drop it all into points

[low agate]

You know what

This doesn't seem very

[alpine raft]

equally

,bal

[low agate]

Balanced