🎲game-room

[radiant oyster]

Roll 100

[low agate]

,roll 100

[haughty inlet]

halo0pk0ok

:game_die: You rolled 73

[radiant oyster]

Be specific… which island?

If you are smart there’s a guarnetteed success on one of them

[tiny wren]

,roll40

Mb

[radiant oyster]

Look at the map before & after event

[tiny wren]

,roll 30

[haughty inlet]

khalixmaximus

:game_die: You rolled 7

[tiny wren]

Okay

[queen hemlock]

We're cooked

[radiant oyster]

Slight success

[queen hemlock]

I effectively did jackshit this turn

[low agate]

Me?

[radiant oyster]

You build boats but they aren’t fit for major warfare

Dr vipers marine bonus acivated, Errol

[queen hemlock]

What is errol

[radiant oyster]

Errol

[low agate]

@radiant oyster I'm confused

[radiant oyster]

Errol

REROLL

[queen hemlock]

XD

[radiant oyster]

Fucking autocrrect

[queen hemlock]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

pit_v1per

:game_die: You rolled 6

[low agate]

I rolled a 73/100 on my peace roll

[queen hemlock]

,roll 10

[haughty inlet]

pit_v1per

:game_die: You rolled 8

[tiny wren]

@queen hemlock can my horses ride in your whales?

[radiant oyster]

Which island do you visit of the savages, consult the pre & post event map

[queen hemlock]

Probably

[radiant oyster]

Your harpoons can now shoot much further

[queen hemlock]

They can definitely get on the floating city

[low agate]

I noticed there's a small split, but I'm going to the biggest island

[radiant oyster]

You messed up. Roll a 50 with a -25 penalty

[low agate]

-25?!

Wtf

[heavy hornet]

jeepers

[radiant oyster]

That’s the Islam with a tyrannical warlord hellbent on death lel

[low agate]

We haven't even seen a +15

[radiant oyster]

ISLAND

[queen hemlock]

I swear this bot does not want me to advance buildings at all btw

[low agate]

I'm trying to offer him gifts

[heavy hornet]

that’s on you for doing things with those unwashed savages

[queen hemlock]

No way 😭

[radiant oyster]

He automatically wants to kill all foreigners

[radiant oyster]

You literally found this info

[low agate]

-25 is still a huge penalty bro

[tiny wren]

🥱

[queen hemlock]

Look back at what you said and now take it out of context

[radiant oyster]

If you where the one that did the voyage I’d tell you straight out to avoid that island becuase you canonically have the knowledge

I told khalix to think carefully

You could help him & intercept

[tiny wren]

Huh

[radiant oyster]

Before they reach the island

[low agate]

Wait a minute

[radiant oyster]

Wait I meant halo

[low agate]

@radiant oyster lemme give you some logic real quick

The savages don't have anywhere near our technology right?

[rose cape]

@radiant oyster here

[low agate]

And I'm basically mastered alchemy

So

[queen hemlock]

Baron is dying

[low agate]

I should be able to fight back

[radiant oyster]

Are you willing to auto-fail the peace roll & instead start a conquest war with surprise bonus?

[tiny wren]

RIP Baron 2009-2025

[queen hemlock]

Yeah

[low agate]

I still want to try to make peace so my plans go easier

[rose cape]

@radiant oyster @radiant oyster @radiant oyster

[low agate]

But

I wouldn't be opposed to war

I do need blood for my plans...

[radiant oyster]

Roll 50…. -15, gotta get over 30

For proper peace

[low agate]

,roll 50

[haughty inlet]

halo0pk0ok

:game_die: You rolled 33

[low agate]

Peak

[queen hemlock]

Can I come in with my massive fucking warships now

[low agate]

Not yet...

[radiant oyster]

You make peace with the warlord, he doesn’t actively support you but won’t kill your people on sight

[low agate]

I'm just gonna assume that this was major rolls

[tiny wren]

Ain't no way, bro wanted to join?

[queen hemlock]

Halo is a savage enthusiast

[low agate]

No

I have plans

[rose cape]

~bt

[low agate]

This is the first step to my plans

Rest assured

The savages (possibly me too) will be gone by the end of this

[radiant oyster]

To recap:
halo makes peace somewhat with the savages
Khalix has Industrial Revolution +
Viper improves thier harpoons & gets ready for major mobilisation
Jolly what did you do again

[tiny wren]

@low agate dude it's 3am.

[heavy hornet]

cannon

[radiant oyster]

Bros too late

[queen hemlock]

4 for me

[rose cape]

add me

[tiny wren]

I thought I said make Ships, but I guess, whatever.

[radiant oyster]

This involves ships

[tiny wren]

Okay nice

[radiant oyster]

Jolly makes primitive cannons

Turn 9 start!

[tiny wren]

Primitive Napalm Cannons

[hardy saffron]

@rose cape: Yes you want to be damaged?

[heavy hornet]

no regular this time

[radiant oyster]

Mhm, it incinerates those in the flack zone it’s not a projectile per se

[rose cape]

my first action will be to spawn here #🎲game-room message

[low agate]

Start building a giant philosophers stone transmutation circle around the island. The savages don't understand alchemy so we're fine

[queen hemlock]

major: Industrial revolutionize everything
minor: can we add hydroponic farming to the floating city

[radiant oyster]

If someone leaves they are replaced by a new player controlling their nation btw

[radiant oyster]

It’s an all or nothing single turn, 75% success, critical failure f not

[radiant oyster]

Roll 20 +10

[low agate]

Well I could do it over multiple turns
They took a while to do it in fma

[queen hemlock]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

pit_v1per

:game_die: You rolled 18

[low agate]

Like

They took a while

[radiant oyster]

Your at a critical point now, you’ve mastered all you can without more advanced practices being available

You kinda snowballed then did the alchemal equivalent of breaking Moores law

[heavy hornet]

Invent shell based munitions

Create more gunpowder

[low agate]

What do I gotta roll
Because simply building a circle doesn't do anything

I gotta activate the alchemy to do stuff

[radiant oyster]

Your tribe has increased in tech, and your floating city has expanded

[queen hemlock]

YES

Next is to hone our psychic marine powers

We will command the seas

[radiant oyster]

Roll 1000. Funny things happen no matter what the role is 🙂

[queen hemlock]

found a doomsday religion where the entire world floods

[low agate]

,roll 1000 I'm cooked

[haughty inlet]

halo0pk0ok

:game_die: You rolled 35

[radiant oyster]

When alchemy is extreme enough there’s always a side effect now but it can be positive or negative

[heavy hornet]

yes

[radiant oyster]

The savages island is vaporised in an instant

[low agate]

I didn't activate it my guy

[queen hemlock]

Too late

[radiant oyster]

The shockwave can be felt as far away as jollies land

[low agate]

Bro never read fma...

[radiant oyster]

The warlords ancient tech interfered with the building

Vro accidentally fucked everything up

[low agate]

Well at least I didn't send all my people

[radiant oyster]

Yeah XD

[low agate]

Hey at least I killed the savages like I said I would

[radiant oyster]

Roll 100

[tiny wren]

@radiant oyster I'd like to:

1. Build an academy to educate my people in basic knowledge while also serving as a training ground for future elite warriors. (Would this grant a bonus on rolls?)

Is this a major?

[queen hemlock]

,roll 100

[haughty inlet]

pit_v1per

:game_die: You rolled 55

[queen hemlock]

No way I made half

[radiant oyster]

Roll 30 (success will give a small latent bonus everywhere for you)

[low agate]

This does make my job a bit harder though...

I was going to turn the savages into a philosophers stone... But since they got evaporated I can't...

[radiant oyster]

Your people now somewhat idolise the whales as their true nature

[queen hemlock]

YES

[radiant oyster]

They wish the give the whales arise

[tiny wren]

,roll 30

[haughty inlet]

khalixmaximus

:game_die: You rolled 10

[radiant oyster]

*paridise

[radiant oyster]

People in your capitals are now educated

[queen hemlock]

We are one with the whales

[tiny wren]

Okay.. was that a major?

[low agate]

@queen hemlock I told you the savages would be gone

[radiant oyster]

Bro doesn’t have the blood now (I never mentioned blood needing to be used itd have just been a cool drama)

What’s jolly doing?

[queen hemlock]

Yeah now I think I might be the new big bad

[low agate]

I'm using stuff directly from fma

[radiant oyster]

And I’ve never read/watched it so hehe

[heavy hornet]

shell munitions and more gunpowder

I essentially plan for more fast reloads

[low agate]

You build a circle
You activate circle
Backfire or success

That's basically it

[tiny wren]

I might be falling far behind everyone.

[queen hemlock]

I should make guns but I really want to expand my psychic horizons

[low agate]

I did unintentionally evaporate an entire island...

[radiant oyster]

Only seems like it becuase you’ve stuck to traditional tech

But that may win out over the other stuff

It’s the only one that doesn’t have a chance of snowballing itself into anhilation

[radiant oyster]

Roll 20 + 10

[low agate]

I could evaporate myself on accident

[queen hemlock]

Visions of a baby covered in butter with the body of a turkey and sticks of grounded meat portruding from the legs plague the dreams of all in the MW

[heavy hornet]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 2

[radiant oyster]

This is canon btw

[heavy hornet]

eh

[low agate]

One island sacrificed... In the name of the perfect dino nuggets...

[radiant oyster]

You accidentally create a more effective napalm flack cannon

[queen hemlock]

Accidentally is wild

[radiant oyster]

To recap:
halo accidentally anhilated the savages continent
Khalix educated his people
Vipers tribe now idolise the great whales
Jolly accidentally improves their specialised weaponry

[low agate]

Well I accidentally deleted an entire island off the map...

[radiant oyster]

Btw halo is near a critical point where smth will happen

I sure hope he doesn’t accidentally create a new npc race

[queen hemlock]

black hole

[queen hemlock]

WHALE PEOPLE

[radiant oyster]

Btw there are still some remnants of the savages

[queen hemlock]

That gives me an idea

[tiny wren]

@radiant oyster I'd like to expand west.

Until I reach the coast

I'll go with what I'm best with

[radiant oyster]

Turn 9 start!

[low agate]

Set up a small area on my island with a MUCH smaller philosophers stone circle, about small village instead of whole island and use it my own people (the sacrifice is necessary)

[radiant oyster]

This is an auto win at this point your people are masters at land travel

Do another thing too if you want

[radiant oyster]

Roll 1000

[low agate]

Bro...

[radiant oyster]

Setting up the circle is always 1000

[tiny wren]

Reach the east coast & make a new city.

[radiant oyster]

It’s not for effectiveness it’s for nature

[tiny wren]

Simple

[radiant oyster]

Nice

[low agate]

Setting up ≠ activating though

[radiant oyster]

Ik

[low agate]

,roll 1000

[haughty inlet]

halo0pk0ok

:game_die: You rolled 791

[radiant oyster]

Warlord accidentally activated it prematurely last time

[low agate]

Nice

[heavy hornet]

Invent guns
Mine

[radiant oyster]

Let me consult this table I found online

[tiny wren]

That's a 79% btw

[radiant oyster]

The circle exudes a etherial aura, things around it apear to shimmer slightly

[radiant oyster]

Roll 20 +12

[queen hemlock]

Major: TELEPATHIC COMMUNICATIONS! All marine life must hear the gospel of The Great Leviathan (The whale we worship) whom will bless us all with an eternal sea that will sink the lands
Minor: Ok so I'm pretty sure that Northern colony has no fucking clue what's happening on the mainland so they just continue to expand north per original orders

[radiant oyster]

Roll 30 +10

[heavy hornet]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 9

[radiant oyster]

Roll 100 +@0

[tiny wren]

,roll 40

[haughty inlet]

khalixmaximus

:game_die: You rolled 26

[tiny wren]

Accidentally pressed 40

[radiant oyster]

You create firearms

[queen hemlock]

,roll 100

[haughty inlet]

pit_v1per

:game_die: You rolled 35

[tender storm]

Mapwar

[low agate]

I'm making a stone next round...

[queen hemlock]

55 is barely scraping half 😭

[radiant oyster]

Some heed your call. You have a limited army of aquatic soldiers at your disposal (great at wrecking ships)

[queen hemlock]

Yes...

[tender storm]

I'll pay you Baron if I can choose a civilization to nuke in this map war

[low agate]

Can they catch my magic speed boats?

[radiant oyster]

Success, nice & simple

[queen hemlock]

Halo Halo Halo Halo

[radiant oyster]

Khalix finna win by not blowing himself up

[queen hemlock]

Maybe

[tiny wren]

I want my settlement residing next by the ocean.

[tender storm]

I was gonna go you

[low agate]

So true

[radiant oyster]

He’s got like 10x the combined population as the every other tribe combined at this point btw

[tender storm]

🙏

[queen hemlock]

I bet there are a few mako sharks and swordfish in there

[tiny wren]

Me?

[tender storm]

BARON HOW MUCH TO NUKE KHALIX

[tiny wren]

Were my people just mating & expanding the whole time

[low agate]

@tiny wren how would you feel donating just a few people to my cause... In return I'll leave you alone

[radiant oyster]

To recap:
vipef has a small marine army now
Halo is readying to make a philosophers stone
Khalix continues to expand westward
Jolly invents firearms

[low agate]

I could always accidentally evaporate your country too

[tender storm]

Omfg Baron humor me and just say one million dollars

[tiny wren]

I'm mentioned twice wow

[queen hemlock]

I'm becoming a supervillain cult

[radiant oyster]

Love how jolly hasn’t changed territory at all this whole time

[radiant oyster]

1 billion

[tiny wren]

Hello Vipef 👋

[tender storm]

Luckily I'm a billionare

[queen hemlock]

Hi Khali

[tiny wren]

Half the payment must go to me btw

@radiant oyster has to ask for my permission to nuke me

[queen hemlock]

Nope

I'll invent a saltwater nuke

[low agate]

I'll just transmute it into salt and water

[radiant oyster]

Turn 10 start!

[low agate]

Activate the circle with all the alchemy knowledge I've gained so far

[queen hemlock]

That is the same thing 😭

[radiant oyster]

Roll 5. No bonuses. The high or low doesn’t matter.

[low agate]

,roll 5

[haughty inlet]

halo0pk0ok

:game_die: You rolled 4

[tender storm]

Belemin and xelly are currently conspiring against me in general

[low agate]

4

[queen hemlock]

Major: Expand the floating city by a lot as well as reinforcing its structure
Minor: expand it some more

[radiant oyster]

You have reached the apex of all alchemy: the stone has been created.

[radiant oyster]

Roll 20 for how much & how many expand

[queen hemlock]

.roll 20

[low agate]

Can I finally make the dino nuggets?

[radiant oyster]

Khalix what u doing?

[queen hemlock]

,roll 20

[radiant oyster]

& Jolly

[haughty inlet]

pit_v1per

:game_die: You rolled 4

[radiant oyster]

+12

[queen hemlock]

https://tenor.com/view/shit-leslie-jordan-gif-11334450875675318506

[radiant oyster]

16

[queen hemlock]

Oh

[radiant oyster]

Done

@tiny wren your turn

[low agate]

Baron can I make the nuggets? Pretty please?

[radiant oyster]

Btw if khalix falls asleep amazting can take over

[radiant oyster]

Next turn

[tiny wren]

Thinking

[low agate]

Will I need to roll even though I have the stone

[radiant oyster]

Yesnt

[tiny wren]

What would I fall asleep it's 4:30 pm for me

[radiant oyster]

@heavy hornet

[radiant oyster]

Wait wrong person lel

Wasn’t it super late for someone

[tiny wren]

For Baron & Viper

[queen hemlock]

Yeah it's 4:30 am for me

[low agate]

It's 3:30 and 4:30 for me and viper respectively

[radiant oyster]

It’s 6:30 pm for me

Ohh so it’s late for viper ok

Btw I might have to leave for a lil bit in a while

[tiny wren]

It's not Late bro

[radiant oyster]

But I’ll be back

[heavy hornet]

Gun👍

[low agate]

I'm an hour behind viper

[queen hemlock]

CST

[low agate]

Yes

[radiant oyster]

Roll 10 +10

[heavy hornet]

,roll 10

[haughty inlet]

kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 1

[radiant oyster]

You already invented gun

11

Your gun is better now

Also when are you doing literally anything except gun

[tiny wren]

@radiant oyster I'd like to expand North & Make a settlement.

[queen hemlock]

I should start inventing gun

[radiant oyster]

Or are you making like a super weapon before suddenly Charging lel

[heavy hornet]

when I want to start making mechs

[low agate]

Me after getting the stone

[tiny wren]

Coastal City*

[radiant oyster]

Roll 20 to strengthen your empire over all

[low agate]

@radiant oyster who's the strongest

[queen hemlock]

https://tenor.com/view/atlantis-sea-ocean-ciry-gif-6633535561585390787

[radiant oyster]

I love how khalix is just mongol horde

[tiny wren]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

khalixmaximus

:game_die: You rolled 12

[queen hemlock]

I have made Atlantis

presink

[heavy hornet]

I’ve made America

[radiant oyster]

Mobility: viper
Raw power: halo
Tech: jolly
Size & pop: khalix

[low agate]

I can VERY easily copy the tech

[heavy hornet]

I am the one who techs

[queen hemlock]

Not for long

[tender storm]

When can I get in on this baron

[radiant oyster]

To recap:
viperexpands his floating cities
Jolly improves their tech further
Halo masters alchemy
Khalix expands further

[tiny wren]

@radiant oyster am I allowed to enter the modern era?

[radiant oyster]

When I’m back after I leave in a while

[low agate]

I have the stone...

[queen hemlock]

Khalix twice again

[tiny wren]

I'm once again mentioned twice

[queen hemlock]

😭

[radiant oyster]

If you get a few tech rolls sure

[tender storm]

Bet I expect to bulldoze everyone

[radiant oyster]

Everyone’s kinda moved into their own version of the modern day

Except viper

Viper is still tribalistic

[queen hemlock]

Didn't I do an industrial revolution

[radiant oyster]

True

Still has the least “tech” by far

[queen hemlock]

Truest

[tender storm]

I can't wait to make nukes

[radiant oyster]

These guys have all spent ages specialising good luck

[queen hemlock]

We literally put all of our eggs in one basket

[low agate]

And I will be the one making the omelette

[queen hemlock]

The entire game

[tiny wren]

When is the next event @radiant oyster

[radiant oyster]

BREAK TIME

I’ll be back in a bit

[queen hemlock]

I will literally invent fast food before you even pass an FDA

[radiant oyster]

Hopefully y’all are still online

[low agate]

How long

[low agate]

I'm getting the dino nuggets you fool

[radiant oyster]

Idk, probably no longer than an hour max hopefully

If anyone has to leave blue gets to take their spot

& Amazting

[queen hemlock]

THe corporate food chains shall be mine

[radiant oyster]

Byeeee

[tiny wren]

Just make blue a new nation

There are a lot of spots left

[low agate]

Steal the nuggets and I'm wiping your nation
Anyways good luck!

[tiny wren]

We ain't leaving

[heavy hornet]

it’s 3:40 for me

I might fall asparagus

asleep

[low agate]

~bt

[queen hemlock]

@tender storm Essentially
Halo is basically a magic timebomb
Khalix is the Mongol Horde
I'm a Supervillain Atlantis
Jolly is a gun nut

[low agate]

I accidentally erased an island

I can do it again

This time

It won't be an accident

[hardy saffron]

@low agate: Am I just coming like Ahi?

[queen hemlock]

I should go into magical property enchantments

[low agate]

You'll never surpass me

[queen hemlock]

Entirely different from ALchemy btw

Where you'll transmute stuff, I'll havepeople literally wearing flaming armor

Or riding moving blocks of stone through the air

[low agate]

I'll transmute the stones into rubble

[queen hemlock]

Basically whatever nefarious and absurd ideas I have, I can do with them

[queen hemlock]

THat takes time

[low agate]

Nah not really

Look at how fast they do shit in fma

[queen hemlock]

It'll be too late and soon you will know the word of The Leviathan

[tiny wren]

I have god by my side 🤓

I guess

[low agate]

God shall make for an excellent philosophers stone...

[tiny wren]

Get fed with your own bullshit

[tender storm]

So what your saying is you guys still need an empire that'll live in the walls of your cities and slowly undermine them

[queen hemlock]

Me when I harpoon and steal the stone

[tiny wren]

Y'roue*

[low agate]

You literally can't

[tender storm]

He probably can

[queen hemlock]

I could

[low agate]

I can put the stone into someone and make them a homonculus

[queen hemlock]

I'm actually crazy enough to do it

[low agate]

And they're effectively immortal

[tender storm]

That'd be a waste of the stone

[queen hemlock]

Yeah

[tender storm]

And if the stone shatters

[tender storm]

[tiny wren]

I wonder what would happen if I sent my entire army and invade @low agate

[queen hemlock]

I'm going to flood the world and kill you all

[tiny wren]

How would you defend

[low agate]

It can only really be destroyed if you
A. Have alchemy to counter
B. Kill the homonculus enough times

[low agate]

Fresh stones for me

[tender storm]

So can't they just trap the homonculous and kill him over and over

[tiny wren]

You'd turn my people into stone?

[heavy hornet]

https://tenor.com/view/only-doom-animated-villain-gif-10411972

fools.

[low agate]

They can transmute the walls into a doorway to leave

The stone is broken as shit

[tender storm]

It's called people

[low agate]

If you try to fight me, I'm turning your army into philosophers stones

[low agate]

What?

[tender storm]

You can't there can only be one in existence

[queen hemlock]

Magic user when I take out the glock

[low agate]

Sir, have you not read fma

[queen hemlock]

(THey forgot to prepare thetime stop spell so they just get fucking shot)

[tender storm]

Magic users when I nuke them

[low agate]

Homonculus have literally taken tank shells to the chest and didn't react

[tiny wren]

Wouldn't it take time to make Transmutation Circles?

[queen hemlock]

I still do not know what you're talking about btw

[low agate]

Preparation

[low agate]

Fullmetal alchemist

[queen hemlock]

Oh

Magic users when I call the MHA fandom on their ass

[low agate]

Philosophers stone sacrifices*

[queen hemlock]

Isn't that the mcguffin rock from Harry Potter

[tiny wren]

@heavy hornet Are you willing to trade with me for Gunpowder technology? I could provide you with Advance Equipment.

[low agate]

The Harry Potter one is different from the fma one

[heavy hornet]

perhaps

[queen hemlock]

Are you willing to hear the word of our god, The Leviathan

[tiny wren]

Philippines Mythology has their own version of the Leviathan btw.

[queen hemlock]

I'm going for the giant whale version

I'm pretty sure our "Leviathan" is the whale keeping the floating city afloat

[tiny wren]

It's called the Bakunawa, and it is big enough to reach the moon and consume it.

[low agate]

Anyways in the meantime
W or L

[tiny wren]

L because you made my territory slightly smaller then Skillerz

[low agate]

You circled a smaller area

[tiny wren]

Guess what

[queen hemlock]

What if I imprison the homunculus and hold it hostage for ransom of 1 million shells

[low agate]

It can literally transmute gold

[queen hemlock]

Shells are a better currency

Our markets are booming

[low agate]

It can transmute them

[queen hemlock]

Why would you destroy money

[low agate]

Destroy or create

I can do both

[queen hemlock]

Printing money is bad btw

[low agate]

Who cares

[queen hemlock]

The economy

[low agate]

We don't have ethics in this mw

[queen hemlock]

It's economic laws not ethics 😭

[low agate]

I obliterated an island, I don't care about the difference

[queen hemlock]

I said this as joke because seashells would be a terrible currency

The supply would far outweigh demand and then devalue the seashells to nothing

Printing seashells would just make it worse

[low agate]

It's like almost impossible to do anything to me without alchemy yourself

If I get a homonculus you're cooked

[queen hemlock]

Idk enchantments could go hard

[low agate]

The only thing that can stop me is chance itself

[tiny wren]

I prolly should start learning alchemy as well

[queen hemlock]

Where you need a dedicated craft of those who spend their entire lives studying alchemy, runic enchantments could easily be industrialized with an assembly line

[tiny wren]

But I know nothing about it

[low agate]

There will be no opposition to my alchemy

[queen hemlock]

And since I'm making this shit the fuck up on the fly there is no limit to its power until Baron says so 😭

[tiny wren]

I'll use alternative methods to stop you.

[low agate]

Good luck killing my homonculus

[queen hemlock]

Implosion sphere:

[low agate]

Lemme show you something

[radiant oyster]

15 mins & I’ll be back properly

[low agate]

@queen hemlock dms because idk if I can send here

[radiant oyster]

Btw a guaranteed positive event & then 2 harmful, inevitable, or cataclysmic events happen

Soon ™️

@tender storm choose a colour & a place to start

[tiny wren]

Blue, pls don't spawn near me.

[tender storm]

Blue and near khalix

[tiny wren]

Pls don't

[low agate]

99% chance blue would've picked the island the savages spawned on if he was here at the start

[queen hemlock]

Watch Blue get stepped on in the first round

[low agate]

@tiny wren can I turn blue into philosophers stone pretty please?

[heavy hornet]

Does it like guns

[queen hemlock]

If it means to guard it and help flood the world, yes

[tender storm]

I don't know if there's a map

[heavy hornet]

well flooding the world would make my guns rusty

[low agate]

I'd just transmute walls

Water can't get in if I make walls

Give it the aot treatment

[tender storm]

I can't wait to kidnap khalixs citizens the brutally murder them

[queen hemlock]

Not if they're on the artificial islands

[heavy hornet]

I’m gonna make a revolver that shoots .950 JDJ rounds

[tiny wren]

Pls do ping me if Baron is back.

[tender storm]

@tiny wren thoughts?

[low agate]

Blue could you perhaps bring me captives? I'll kill them for you fr

[tender storm]

No

I must send a message

[tiny wren]

Pls don't spawn near me

[low agate]

At least give me the old and dying people

They're useful

[tiny wren]

I don't want anyone near my real estate

[tender storm]

No cause those will be the first to die since they can't run from me as fast

[low agate]

Fine

@tiny wren I'm turning his nation into philosophers stones

[tender storm]

Doubt it'll work

[low agate]

If I get the circle, I'm set

[queen hemlock]

All I need is like 10 turns dedicated to expanding and working on runic enchantments

[tender storm]

I'm just here to cause as much chaos as possible

[queen hemlock]

Because fuck you, being Aquaman isn't enough

[low agate]

Sacrifice yourself so that I may end them

Allow me to have the power to evaporate them

[tender storm]

No you are on the kill list

[low agate]

And then I'll enjoy the dino nuggets

[low agate]

I have the ability to make dino nuggets

[tender storm]

I'm not a five year old autistic child

[queen hemlock]

I have an army of aquatic wildlife, domesticated whales, made floating landmasses, can actually speak to said whales, and love to fish

[tender storm]

If I kill enough people in front of them, they'll break

[low agate]

That's right, you're a four year old

[queen hemlock]

If you can swim to them

[tender storm]

Don't you have to come to me to kill me?

[queen hemlock]

No because it'd actually take forever to move very far with the landmasses

I'll orbital laser your ass

In like 50 turns...

[low agate]

Luckily for me, I have fiberglass speedboats

[tender storm]

I'm not going to go to you

You've got to come to me to kill me

And there will be alot of traps

I'm going to BREAK your people

[queen hemlock]

What if we seize them

[low agate]

Good luck getting past my alchemists

[queen hemlock]

The mass amount of wildlife surrounding the warship whales and floating cities:

Which does probably mean squids which are fiesty big fuckers

[low agate]

Transmuting the water in the immediate vicinity into nothing but hydrogen and oxygen gas:

[tender storm]

Just ignore him

[queen hemlock]

You are talking 6000 m deep water in a significant area to suffocate the wildlife

[low agate]

Baron never specified the depth

[queen hemlock]

I looked up ocean depth

I'm going off a google image

[low agate]

It's Baron's choice in depth

[tender storm]

Omfg halo just let the man be

[queen hemlock]

I'm going to guess around 3000 to 6000 m deep water

[tender storm]

There only so far he can expand

[low agate]

No

[tender storm]

And as soon as he reaches that cap, he's fucked

[low agate]

I'm going to accidentally evaporate him

[queen hemlock]

Does your country even know I exist btw

[low agate]

We'll find out

[queen hemlock]

None of us have exactly went out of our way to meet eachother

[radiant oyster]

I’m back

[low agate]

W

[queen hemlock]

How deep is my water

[tender storm]

I'm gonna commit warcromes

[radiant oyster]

Very

[low agate]

How many meters

[radiant oyster]

ALR blue what colour & where

[radiant oyster]

Idk

Ocean deep

[tender storm]

WDYM WHAT COLOR

I feel that's obvious

[low agate]

Deepest part or like oceanside depth?

[radiant oyster]

Yellow it is

[radiant oyster]

In between

[tender storm]

Your crazy

[radiant oyster]

Deep ocean but not trench

I’ll make you blue then fine

Where

[low agate]

@queen hemlock

[queen hemlock]

Ok so several thousands of meters

[tender storm]

Next to khalis

[radiant oyster]

@tiny wren I’m back

And jolly too I forgor his pingeable username

[tiny wren]

What's up

[queen hemlock]

@heavy hornet

[tender storm]

@heavy hornet

[low agate]

Just type @mf

[queen hemlock]

@heavy hornet

[tender storm]

He can't type curses

[queen hemlock]

~hp @heavy hornet

[tender storm]

WHAT

[gilded harbor]

You guys stupid

HP only exists in general

[queen hemlock]

https://tenor.com/view/black-nerd-black-nerd-gif-26919340

[tender storm]

Stupid asf

[gilded harbor]

But then it would have to affect game room

And that's annoying

[tender storm]

Which is why we should be able to opt out

[radiant oyster]

@tender storm @queen hemlock @low agate @tiny wren @heavy hornet Turn 10 start!

[gilded harbor]

Where's ur power in silly animals go the new leader is dogwater

[tender storm]

I'd like to expand and set up breeding camps to boost pop

[queen hemlock]

Major: Let's start up a thing I like to call Runic Enchantments. BASICALLY they're a magical alphabet able to inscribe scripts on items to imbue them with special properties like elemental shit or even moving objects.
Minor: Reinforce the floating islands

[radiant oyster]

Did jolly go offline or smth

[radiant oyster]

Roll 20

[tender storm]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

_therealblue_

:game_die: You rolled 3

[tender storm]

Bro

Kms

[radiant oyster]

Denied, you have specialised nothing into that sorta tech

[tiny wren]

@radiant oyster I want to:

1. Pick the Strongest Men within the Army & Create an Elite Knight Horde, specialized in Lightning Fast Warfare.
2. Reinforce our warships (Make it more durable, faster & maneuverable.

[radiant oyster]

You fail to do much except expand slightly

[queen hemlock]

https://tenor.com/view/shit-leslie-jordan-gif-11334450875675318506

[radiant oyster]

Viper choose smth else ()

[tender storm]

I'd like to retry using my past mistakes to learn

[queen hemlock]

Ok make a magical alphabet

Basics

[radiant oyster]

Roll 20+10 & 20+5

[tiny wren]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

khalixmaximus

:game_die: You rolled 4

[radiant oyster]

Roll 100

[tiny wren]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

khalixmaximus

:game_die: You rolled 12

[queen hemlock]

,roll 100

[haughty inlet]

pit_v1per

:game_die: You rolled 37

[radiant oyster]

14, 17 ok

You succeed in bot khalix

[radiant oyster]

You’ve created an offical alphabet & Skript for tribe, but the only thing magical abt it is the great whales can read it perfectly

[queen hemlock]

At least a start

[radiant oyster]

Do we turn jolly into an npc state?

[queen hemlock]

FOr now

[tender storm]

I'll run him

[queen hemlock]

If he comes back I'd say give it to him

[radiant oyster]

You’ve already created a tribe

[tiny wren]

@tender storm give me atleast 2 reasons not to eliminate you.

[tiny wren]

Exactly

[tender storm]

I only need one I did nothing to you

[radiant oyster]

Khalix has extreme overwhelming force on you rn blue I’d be real careful

[tender storm]

That's leaps and bounds behind them

[radiant oyster]

His whole specialty is overwhelmingly large & fast horde battle

[radiant oyster]

You can either keep your tribe or become jolly

[tender storm]

Go to jolly

[radiant oyster]

K

[tender storm]

I'll run jolly until jolly gets back

[queen hemlock]

Ok so the next step is to tinker with more complex skripts

[radiant oyster]

Blue tribe is now a low tech npc state that just became civilised enough to do anything large scale

Someone give blue the rundown of jolly

Then blue can do jollies turn

[queen hemlock]

Basically all Jolly has is guns

[tender storm]

What type of guns

[tiny wren]

Yes you did, I begged you not to spawn near me, yet you did.

[radiant oyster]

What did halo do again

[queen hemlock]

Modern guns

[tender storm]

Oooh

[queen hemlock]

But that's it

[tender storm]

Overwhelming force against guns...

[radiant oyster]

The modern guns are basically run on napalm btw

[tender storm]

I'd say guns are better

[radiant oyster]

Your on the exact opposite of the planet now

[tender storm]

I'll work on planes

[radiant oyster]

Roll 200

[tender storm]

,roll 200

[haughty inlet]

_therealblue_

:game_die: You rolled 74

[tiny wren]

I hope for @heavy hornet To be back, I want to arrange a Trade Network with him.

[radiant oyster]

You make crude prototypes of a gliding machine, no practical use yet

[tender storm]

I'm always gonna roll low

Watch

,roll 200

[haughty inlet]

_therealblue_

:game_die: You rolled 47

[tender storm]

,roll 200

[haughty inlet]

_therealblue_

:game_die: You rolled 56

[radiant oyster]

What did halo do this turn @low agate

[tender storm]

,roll 200

[haughty inlet]

_therealblue_

:game_die: You rolled 24

[tender storm]

See

I'm cursed with terrible rng

[queen hemlock]

GOTTEEM

I'm so dead

[tender storm]

Banned

[radiant oyster]

Cooked

[tender storm]

For sexual joke

[radiant oyster]

Is halo gone?

[queen hemlock]

Maybe you should continue this tomorrow

I think they all fell asleep

[radiant oyster]

I might continue this tmrw if people want

It was intended to be a one shot but this has LOOOOOOORE

Fittingly we did 10 full turns

[low agate]

Yeah

I'm getting tired

[radiant oyster]

Final map for session #1

[tiny wren]

We shall continue @low agate's back

[queen hemlock]

Maybe you can get @rose cape in there

[queen hemlock]

No because it's a good spot to call it for today

So everybody doesn't get kicked off for going to bed or going afk

[low agate]

Saiyonara

I'll host this sometime

[tiny wren]

Well, if it means blue not claiming MF's kingdom.

[radiant oyster]

You have much different artstyle for mw

[tender storm]

I prefer the dice rolling rather then the host deciding what happens

[radiant oyster]

Same

[queen hemlock]

It was a staple of Glinc tbh

[radiant oyster]

Like I still have final say but I have to dictate by the dice

[tiny wren]

Ngl, I might be the only one who thinks rolls are bullshit

[tender storm]

You just don't want to die

Besides halos first

[radiant oyster]

It’s basically just an arbitrary decision maker so I’m not so biased

[queen hemlock]

The era of runes and alchemy is upon the world

[radiant oyster]

Everyone except the new blue state is abt equal just in different ways

[tiny wren]

It's because you have to solely rely on luck, your decisions for each round would have less weight.

[tender storm]

I need to get in on this type of game when I'm not the newest member

[queen hemlock]

@tender storm Do you believe in the word of The Leviathan

[radiant oyster]

Green has superior tech
Magenta has extreme alchemy, with grave hazards
Red has overwhelming force
Teal has exceptional mobility & supreme loyalty

[tender storm]

I do

[queen hemlock]

Ok good

[radiant oyster]

You’ll prob catch up during the first cataclysm

[queen hemlock]

You get a raft when we flood the world

[tender storm]

Wait what is the leviathan teaching

[queen hemlock]

Turn the entire world into an ocean

(Whale paradise)

[tender storm]

The problem is khalix is going to insta kill me if I go back to the blue state

[queen hemlock]

Just like be two cooperative nations

[tender storm]

Sounds like chaos, I'm in

[tiny wren]

I might be able to create a huge ass warship when that happens.

[radiant oyster]

I could bullshit that if khalix doesn’t shoot me for it

[tiny wren]

I wanted the entire continent for myself.

[tender storm]

Greedy?

[radiant oyster]

Blue you better have a damn good escape plan for when khalix mounts his charge

[queen hemlock]

You're already getting most of it btw

[radiant oyster]

Ally with teal wink wink

[tiny wren]

Not specifically greedy.

[tender storm]

It is greed

Gotta have the biggest empire

[tiny wren]

Something like that

[tender storm]

Can't share

That's greed

[tender storm]

Who's teal

[radiant oyster]

Khalixes entire speciality is massive empire & exceptional land conquest ability

[queen hemlock]

Are you trying to make the actual doomsday cultists team up with the warmongers? 👽

https://tenor.com/view/luna-terra-ust-message-money-gif-23530621

[radiant oyster]

It’s bros only way out unless halo lends him some holoboats

[radiant oyster]

Viper

[tender storm]

Cant

[tiny wren]

The reason I asked for you to not spawn near me is because I have fears that you would interfere with my actions, and sabotage me when I'm busy with something else.

[queen hemlock]

(I've invented artificial land)

[tender storm]

I wouldn't ill be too busy gaining my own foothold

[queen hemlock]

The entire ocean is in the palm of my hand for expansion

[tiny wren]

You're directly threatening the sovereignty of my nation.

[radiant oyster]

I’ll laugh if khalix does charge, has a +20 modifier to your +2, and then he loses

[tender storm]

I planned on allowing with jolly then developing bombs for his planes I started

[queen hemlock]

@radiant oyster Have you ever seen a country in a MW do this btw

[radiant oyster]

Nope

You should make some larger scale artificial islands that would be cool

[queen hemlock]

I want to

[radiant oyster]

Flood the whole place then sculpt the ocean as you see fit

[queen hemlock]

Yes

[tiny wren]

@radiant oyster when is the next session, I might not be available for the next session.

[radiant oyster]

Btw some of the remnants of the savages are beginning to get a bit more civilise

[radiant oyster]

Idk, when everyone’s on ig

[queen hemlock]

They finally know how to make business suits

[tender storm]

This saturday plssss

Its the only day I have off

[queen hemlock]

Ain't that the jackbox day

Damn

[tender storm]

They're working me to the bone

[tiny wren]

@radiant oyster you got school tomorrow morning?

[radiant oyster]

Yes 👽

Why wouldn’t I

[queen hemlock]

I'm getting Baron expelled

[radiant oyster]

XD

Also fun fact I got my programming exam back

Guess what % I got

[queen hemlock]

0

1

93

[tiny wren]

The majority of the players are American, they might be available at 7:00 am UTC +10 .

[radiant oyster]

@tender storm

[tender storm]

95

[radiant oyster]

Close

98.5%

[tender storm]

.5 is crazy

[radiant oyster]

Rounded to 1 dec place

[tender storm]

Should have gotten one hundred

[radiant oyster]

Half a mark off of perfection lel

[tender storm]

Gj

[hollow garden]

Geek

[radiant oyster]

Gtg for a bit

[hollow garden]

Nice

[tender storm]

I can't wait to go home and be in the sweet embrace of my blanket

[rose cape]

failure

we’ll get em next time

[balmy epoch]

@rose cape please get these immigrants out

[rose cape]

so true,

[west path]

i beg

make Game Room Great Again

vote for Honey Bee

[rose cape]

host when

[west path]

never

[hollow garden]

Illegals in my yard

The Mexicans have crossed the Atlantic Ocean and the Mediterranean and the Egyptian western desert to come here

[tiny wren]

So when are you guys actually going to host a MW 😄

I don't care what makes a "Great MW" I just want to have fun.

[prime compass]

Hey hey hey what

[west path]

pookie its a bit

also ion hosta here

🐖🐖🐖

[radiant oyster]

I’m having fun hosting these little mini mapwar s

[alpine raft]

will you be attending mine?

[radiant oyster]

Maybe

Timezones might go brrt

[west path]

get them outta here bro

[alpine raft]

its at 3 am for you

i guess not

[radiant oyster]

Lel

[prime compass]

I am a big Fan of the government

[rose cape]

~monke

[hardy saffron]

Monkey fall :(

[rose cape]

didnt the government kill mlk jr

[prime compass]

Idk

[alpine raft]

they killed all of the mlks

[hollow garden]

You are a fan of the 1940s Soviet government and it's brutal purges and Gulags?

I could have used a worse example but this will suffice

[prime compass]

I am a a fan of Tarquin Soll

You dirty blud

[alpine raft]

i need a austria hungary

@west path you

can you be my austria

[frosty drum]

@alpine raft

[alpine raft]

looks good

who can fill the void in my mw

[west path]

no

[alpine raft]

die you femboy pole

[west path]

im cooking as we speak

[alpine raft]

i just neeed an austria

[west path]

this is for drovei btw

[alpine raft]

why make a map for drovei?

[west path]

lore

notice the advanced edition poll?

[alpine raft]

i didnt read that all

[west path]

need 2 make a lore doc

[west path]

and the red is the empire u guys were playing in

[alpine raft]

so

will i be able to run kingdom to kingdom easier now?

[west path]

kinda

this is the world map (not all of the world btw)

there will be more action

more world events

[alpine raft]

i will be fighting everywhere

il probably become wanted by sunday

[west path]

oh yeah magic is gonna dro

[alpine raft]

dms i need advice

[spring bison]

Austria-Hungary*

[hollow garden]

Bro who is making these flags 😭

[hollow garden]

I will be ur Hungary

Yum yum

[prime compass]

Who is that

[hollow garden]

It's the flag of one of Egypt's states

[spring bison]

wtf is this

thats so peak

[prime compass]

Why are you PFJP

[spring bison]

EW

ARCASIAN PUPPET

[hollow garden]

He is lying LeBron

I love sordland

More than anything

[spring bison]

then join NFP

[prime compass]

You literally

Called Rumburg an idol

And

Support the Red Youth

[hollow garden]

This one is misinformation

[hollow garden]

This one is true

The red youth helps worker unions

[prime compass]

I am sorry

Divorced

[hollow garden]

And they provide free education to the poor

[spring bison]

nope

[hollow garden]

NOOO

[prime compass]

"Free"

[frosty drum]

You should like
Ban him
Fr

[hollow garden]

Can I get Franc

[spring bison]

it helps with electoral surpression

[spring bison]

what

[prime compass]

Join the NFP or divorce

[spring bison]

are you insane klez

[hollow garden]

I can fix him

[prime compass]

👽

[frosty drum]

🇫🇷

[prime compass]

Buddy youre dead

@hollow garden

You are scum to Sordland

[hollow garden]

why

[prime compass]

Dirty blud

[spring bison]

his girlfriend is a blud btw

[hollow garden]

Anything but this

[tiny wren]

Game room has fallen to brainrot.

[hollow garden]

You can call me a traitor a Contana bootlicker

[prime compass]

1. You support Red Youth
2. You like Rumburg
3. You are a BLUD

[hollow garden]

But not blud

[prime compass]

??

[hollow garden]

This is a sophisticated suzerain discussion

You should play it Khalix

[prime compass]

Dirty BFF simp

[hollow garden]

It's the best game

[tiny wren]

How do I play

[spring bison]

Bludia is rightful Rummish land

[hollow garden]

It's free on mobile I think

[prime compass]

Rumburg is like

[spring bison]

nope

[prime compass]

West Sordland

[spring bison]

its free until the circas assasination

[hollow garden]

Yes I'm sending him to the university in Contana to fix this

[prime compass]

Ewwww

[hollow garden]

This changed

[prime compass]

Send him to military school

[hollow garden]

They now go by a freemium model

[spring bison]

that makes him a poor farmer

[hollow garden]

Where you have to watch ads

[spring bison]

in the prologue

[prime compass]

Yeah..

[spring bison]

literally

[spring bison]

wtf

that literally decreases their profits

are they insane

[prime compass]

I have to watch 33 ads before turn 10

🥀🥀🥀

@hollow garden can you induldge in conversation

[spring bison]

is this a real mw

[tiny wren]

When next MW

[frosty drum]

It's beautiful

[spring bison]

join

[spring bison]

🤯

[west path]

is this hell or heaven

[spring bison]

hell

[brittle gust]

What the hell is that abomination in the centre

[spring bison]

austria

austria-germany

[brittle gust]

I take my words back

It is goated

[brittle gust]

Is it national socialist

[spring bison]

👽

[steep merlin]

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools!

[brittle gust]

Wow

What the hell is the command to do this

[rose cape]

how did you get your account back from the depths of discord btw

[steep merlin]

They tried to make a diamond shaped like a duck. It quacked under the pressure.

[spring bison]

it was a one day thing

[rose cape]

triple entendre is goated

[rose cape]

but you have the strike until 2026?

[spring bison]

2027 actually

[rose cape]

☠️

[spring bison]

its worse than wb moderation

[rose cape]

impossible

discord would not ban people for saying the name of this job

[brittle gust]

Carpenter....? That is a carpenter, yes?

[rose cape]

nop

[spring bison]

why is the EU so cooked

just dissolve it at this point

[rose cape]

when are we dissolving brazil

[spring bison]

nope

the US is getting dissolved btw

[rose cape]

explain this

[spring bison]

explain this

[rose cape]

miami and toledo swapped for no reason bruh 😭

[spring bison]

why is london in canada

https://youtu.be/1gg1P3gV9aA?si=XJ4-NT7GqmS1v3mV is this real

[rose cape]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/London,_Ontario

[rose cape]

atp just call it the northern union bruh

[spring bison]

canada should annex england btw

[hollow garden]

These ads are insane bro though

[spring bison]

why dosent the EU just unite are they stupid

[hollow garden]

You have to watch like 50 ads at the later parts of the game to progress

I would NOT recommend

[spring bison]

bro what

suzerain is cooked

its over

I will uninstall

I do not support fascists

[frank latch]

Is this if the 1871 Franco-Prussian war never happened?

[frank latch]

Regional unions are satanic btw

[spring bison]

the Franco-Austria-German war

[frank latch]

interesting

[spring bison]

Austria-Germany is peak

[brittle gust]

Atleast this isn't the situation where that random island had paris london and some more cities

[hollow garden]

Is what If Austria unified German unification

[spring bison]

its what if germany unified austria

[hollow garden]

Prussia, France, Slovakia Romania, Yugoslavia, Ottoman vs Germo-Austria, Russia, Hungary, Bulgaria, Italy

[spring bison]

@hollow garden why did you do this btw

[spring bison]

is kleznam stupid

[hollow garden]

I-I-Im not a strange kid

I'm very normal

[spring bison]

this is real

[hollow garden]

This is just copying real life without thinking about the dynamics of the continent

Smh smh

[spring bison]

nope

[hollow garden]

@spring bison opinion