🎲game-room

[low agate]

Anything

[near breach]

,roll 100 We start thinking, like great rock. Be still as rock, mind strong as rock, knowledge big as rock. Meditation.

[haughty inlet]

american_crow

:game_die: You rolled 57

[heavy hornet]

,roll 20 have a guy jump so high he reaches the mount olympus and he steals knowledge from the gifs

[haughty inlet]

kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 1

[low agate]

Someone in your nation sits quietly with his eyes closed for a while

[heavy hornet]

https://tenor.com/view/hongjoong-ash-baby-ateez-kim-hongjoong-hongjoong-stan-gif-4481684677985103933

[near breach]

,roll 100 we become rock

[haughty inlet]

american_crow

:game_die: You rolled 53

[low agate]

The guy jumps negatively into the ground

[heavy hornet]

A man must use all his resources

[low agate]

The meditation guy woke up to his fingernail being more rocky

[heavy hornet]

,roll 20 use the man hole to start a mine

[haughty inlet]

kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 11

[low agate]

He's stuck

[heavy hornet]

,roll 20 pull him out

[haughty inlet]

kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 2

[low agate]

He gets even more stuck

[heavy hornet]

https://tenor.com/view/cray-cray-crazy-alert-funny-dog-hooman-pj-dog-mom-gif-crazy-person-loco-nuts-funny-dog-quote-cute-gif-a-omg-love-love-fur-baby-dog-my-baby-talk-dog-mom-a-you-did-what-funny-dog-gif-boop-bork-blep-boof-and-hound-dog-have-a-pawsome-day-dog-speak-gif-13573332045182288166

[heavy hornet]

,roll 20 teleport him our

[haughty inlet]

kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 6

[near breach]

😭 😭 😭

[low agate]

Your people are too dumb to learn teleportation

[heavy hornet]

https://tenor.com/view/aw-man-sad-family-guy-gif-2009655089968838499

[near breach]

,roll 20 Start building houses out of stone, stronger, fancier, better protection.

[haughty inlet]

american_crow

:game_die: You rolled 15

[heavy hornet]

,roll 20 make my people smart

[haughty inlet]

kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 1

[low agate]

You build a few stone huts

[heavy hornet]

GOD DAMNIT

[low agate]

They get even dumber

-10

[heavy hornet]

,roll 20 make them dumber

[haughty inlet]

kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 3

[low agate]

Nothing happens

[heavy hornet]

Does that. Make them smarte??

[prime compass]

,roll 20 conquer the world

[haughty inlet]

belemin_

:game_die: You rolled 15

[low agate]

That's a 1k roll

[near breach]

,roll 100 We pray to the great stone again, something stirs

[haughty inlet]

american_crow

:game_die: You rolled 6

[prime compass]

,roll 1000

[haughty inlet]

belemin_

:game_die: You rolled 665

[heavy hornet]

someone poop pants

[near breach]

It is my fucking stomach because Ive bee praying to a rock instead of farming

[low agate]

The great stone dents someone's forehead

[heavy hornet]

,roll 100 Hail Mary make my guys smart

[haughty inlet]

kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 79

[heavy hornet]

https://tenor.com/view/ltc-president-litecoin-bitcoin-btc-gif-14820124

[low agate]

Your people go back to -7

[heavy hornet]

My luck is back

[low agate]

The smartest guy in your nation is at -1

[thorn dragon]

Yooooo

[heavy hornet]

,roll 20 make them smarter

[haughty inlet]

kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 14

[low agate]

They're at -6

[heavy hornet]

the warthogs are for emotional fupport

[prime compass]

, roll 20 build cirno

[haughty inlet]

belemin_

:game_die: You rolled 4

[low agate]

The person with board in his forehead remains unaffected by IQ changes

[near breach]

,roll 100 The stone God has chosen the man who bears a dented head! He shall become our divine priest. His rattling hit unlocks a secret part of his brain. (mental deficiency and schizophrenia or magic powers)

[haughty inlet]

american_crow

:game_die: You rolled 11

[heavy hornet]

,roll 20 nail 20 boards to that one guy to see if it makes him a god

[haughty inlet]

kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 13

[low agate]

The man with the dented head dents it again

[low agate]

You nail two more boards, he's at 5

[heavy hornet]

for every board he gains one billion smart

[low agate]

False

[near breach]

,roll 20 fuck it send out explorers to mainland to establish colony

[haughty inlet]

american_crow

:game_die: You rolled 3

[near breach]

This dice fucking sucks

https://tenor.com/view/the-hub-gif-21010881

[heavy hornet]

@low agate map

[low agate]

Your boat loses a piece of wood

[frosty drum]

,roll 29 @low agate Establish Sith Empire

[haughty inlet]

skillerzthegamer

:game_die: You rolled 3

[low agate]

Previous map btw

[low agate]

Dark side guy goes on a rant

[heavy hornet]

,roll 20 send a ship to the far away spiral island

[haughty inlet]

kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 17

[near breach]

,roll 100 Form the Grand Earth Church and deify the rock as our God

[haughty inlet]

american_crow

:game_die: You rolled 72

[low agate]

Your people send out a ship but it goes somewhere else because your people are braindead

[near breach]

Always the stupid stuff smh

[low agate]

The rock is now seen as a demigod

[heavy hornet]

well they didn’t die so I guess that works

[frosty drum]

,roll 20 @low agate Try and find a way to make lightsaber

[haughty inlet]

skillerzthegamer

:game_die: You rolled 11

[low agate]

Your people sword fight with sticks

[heavy hornet]

,roll 100 levitate

[haughty inlet]

kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 99

[near breach]

Wtf

[heavy hornet]

Holy Schmidt

[low agate]

Levitation has been increased to 10 seconds from 3

But your people are still -6 iq

[frosty drum]

,roll 20 @low agate do something overpowered

[haughty inlet]

skillerzthegamer

:game_die: You rolled 14

[heavy hornet]

Nothing a few lobotomies can’t fix

What’s my population

[low agate]

Your dark side guy lifts a slightly heavier rock

[near breach]

,roll 20 start mining more ores with blessing of our deity

[haughty inlet]

american_crow

:game_die: You rolled 7

[low agate]

2k
(Low populations, map is small)

[frosty drum]

,roll 20 @low agate Try building a Temple

[haughty inlet]

skillerzthegamer

:game_die: You rolled 13

[near breach]

,roll 100 kill Dice bot

[haughty inlet]

american_crow

:game_die: You rolled 28

[low agate]

You mine some stone and coal

[low agate]

Dice bot denies

[low agate]

You build a small hut that acts as a temple

[heavy hornet]

,roll 20 get a willing test subject and shove a needle into his brain to see if that makes him smarter

[haughty inlet]

kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 7

[frosty drum]

@low agate our people are so cool

[low agate]

You have no needles

[heavy hornet]

a sharp stick then

[frosty drum]

,roll 20 Grind a Rock @low agate

[haughty inlet]

skillerzthegamer

:game_die: You rolled 10

[low agate]

That's the result of the roll since it was 7

[low agate]

The rock is now smooth

Much like the brains of @heavy hornet People

[heavy hornet]

,roll 20 have the two native dudes teach my people

[haughty inlet]

kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 19

[frosty drum]

Hey....
Don't insult the rock like that

[heavy hornet]

https://tenor.com/view/watch-yo-tone-meme-anger-mad-thragg-gif-6417141235193562233

[low agate]

The two native dudes help your people make some food

[low agate]

True

[frosty drum]

@low agate ,roll 20 collect resources

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

skillerzthegamer

:game_die: You rolled 10

[low agate]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

halo0pk0ok

:game_die: You rolled 6

[near breach]

,roll 100 Begin developing our village, establish districts for markets, houses, smitheries, all that junk.

[haughty inlet]

american_crow

:game_die: You rolled 6

[low agate]

You got some stones

[near breach]

I give up

[frosty drum]

@low agate How epic is our nation

[low agate]

Dented head guy falls and dents it again

[low agate]

Currently the most intelligent people

[heavy hornet]

,roll 20 sacrifice a cow to become more intelligent

[haughty inlet]

kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 14

[heavy hornet]

that’s me actually

[frosty drum]

,roll 20 drain their Intelligence

[haughty inlet]

skillerzthegamer

:game_die: You rolled 8

[low agate]

You killed a cow and received food and 1 point of iq

You're at -5

[low agate]

Nothing happens

[near breach]

,roll 100 We try the district shit again, and sacrifice 10 sheep to the stone for success

[haughty inlet]

american_crow

:game_die: You rolled 10

[near breach]

Shouldve killed 100

[low agate]

One of the sheep is another demon

Also these aren't crazy enough for 100 rolls tbh

[heavy hornet]

,roll 100 Learn how to physically propel our people through the air at will

[haughty inlet]

kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 70

[frosty drum]

,roll 20 Invent Brainrot and send it Overseas @low agate

[haughty inlet]

skillerzthegamer

:game_die: You rolled 1

[low agate]

Unfortunately, the brainrot affects your people instead

[heavy hornet]

You have. My iq now

[low agate]

Nah he's smarter

[frosty drum]

,roll 20 Uno Reverse card

[haughty inlet]

skillerzthegamer

:game_die: You rolled 10

[low agate]

Roll a 100 and I'll allow it

[near breach]

,roll 100 The stone ascends and starts sending voices into the brains of its followers

[haughty inlet]

american_crow

:game_die: You rolled 46

[frosty drum]

,roll 100

[haughty inlet]

skillerzthegamer

:game_die: You rolled 61

[low agate]

The brainrot lessons in effect, but still slightly gets your people

[low agate]

Back to this, your people can move one inch further in the air

[frosty drum]

,roll 20 Invent Anime

[haughty inlet]

skillerzthegamer

:game_die: You rolled 4

[heavy hornet]

,roll 50 become really really strong

[haughty inlet]

kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 32

[low agate]

Dented head guy receives prophecies but is too dented to say it

[low agate]

Your people get slightly stronger

[near breach]

,roll 20 try to colonize again

[haughty inlet]

american_crow

:game_die: You rolled 5

[low agate]

Nothing

[near breach]

Im so done with this dice

[low agate]

Let me roll for you man

You need the help

[near breach]

please...

[heavy hornet]

,roll 500 teach one guy to be super smart, like 25 iq maybe

[haughty inlet]

kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 340

[low agate]

Your smartest guy goes from -1 to 5

[near breach]

We just try to do some normal Kingdom stuff and develop our city infrastructure

[low agate]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

halo0pk0ok

:game_die: You rolled 10

[near breach]

roll for me big boss

[low agate]

You build some houses

[frosty drum]

,roll 100000
NUMBER ONE VICTORY ROYAL

[haughty inlet]

skillerzthegamer

:game_die: You rolled 40357

[low agate]

No

[near breach]

dice is cursed Im going to sleep 😭

[low agate]

,roll 10000 if this is above 9500 then another moon will join orbit

[haughty inlet]

halo0pk0ok

:game_die: You rolled 3874

[heavy hornet]

in one mw my people are super depressed and in this one they’re all slack jawed gorillas with the pied to fly

,roll 20 make people smart

[haughty inlet]

kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 16

[low agate]

+1 IQ

-4 overall

6 for smartest

[low agate]

Nah just have me roll for you

You been trying too much with the rocks

Though I respect

[heavy hornet]

@low agate roll for me smart.

[low agate]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

halo0pk0ok

:game_die: You rolled 16

[low agate]

-3 overall
7 smartest

Board guy remains unaffected

[near breach]

maybe need a breath of fresh air

[heavy hornet]

,roll 20 nail another board to his head see if it makes him smart

[haughty inlet]

kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 14

[low agate]

Another board is nailed, nothing else happens

Peak nation btw
Levitate for 10 seconds
Braindead
And some dude has 6 boards nailed to his forehead

[heavy hornet]

and I punch people moderately better

Like usually they’d go ow bug now they go Ow

[near breach]

,roll 100 Build a big giant boat because all our damn boats keep breaking apart when it sets sail

[haughty inlet]

american_crow

:game_die: You rolled 90

[low agate]

You build something kinda like Noah's Ark

[frosty drum]

,roll 1000 Be more Smart

[haughty inlet]

skillerzthegamer

:game_die: You rolled 363

[near breach]

FINALLY

[low agate]

Fail

[heavy hornet]

,Roll 20Sail across the sea to the island south of me

[haughty inlet]

kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 17

[heavy hornet]

Yar har, fiddle dee dee

[low agate]

You already have people there

[heavy hornet]

Map

[frosty drum]

@low agate how much iq does @heavy hornet Have

[low agate]

-3

[near breach]

,roll 20 STEP FOOT ON THE DAMN CONTINENT NEXT TO ME

[haughty inlet]

american_crow

:game_die: You rolled 9

[near breach]

I swear to rock

[low agate]

Your boat is strong enough to carry you there

[frosty drum]

,roll 20 .make them dumber

[haughty inlet]

skillerzthegamer

:game_die: You rolled 14

[low agate]

(pity points)

[heavy hornet]

I mean the big one

[low agate]

Your people are too dumb (you'd need a higher roll)

[frosty drum]

@heavy hornet

[heavy hornet]

Sheer dumb luck may work

[low agate]

Roll 30/40 and I'll allow it

[frosty drum]

,roll 40

[haughty inlet]

skillerzthegamer

:game_die: You rolled 18

[low agate]

Fails

[frosty drum]

,roll 100 Reroll

[haughty inlet]

skillerzthegamer

:game_die: You rolled 37

[heavy hornet]

,roll 50 make my people impervious to negative outside influences on intelligence

[haughty inlet]

kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 7

[low agate]

Fails

You can have me roll to nuke everyone

Fr

Fr

[frosty drum]

,roll 40 try to make them dumber again

[haughty inlet]

skillerzthegamer

:game_die: You rolled 1

[frosty drum]

Lmao

[heavy hornet]

https://tenor.com/view/weird-laser-mouth-eye-roll-kamehameha-gif-3526822

[low agate]

Your people lose 1 IQ point

Not his

[frosty drum]

,roll 20 study

[haughty inlet]

skillerzthegamer

:game_die: You rolled 12

[near breach]

,roll 20 we invent currency, we become evil capitalists with swirly mustaches

[haughty inlet]

american_crow

:game_die: You rolled 11

[low agate]

Regained

[low agate]

You invent a form of currency

[frosty drum]

@near breach are you a nation

[near breach]

idk

[low agate]

Yes

[heavy hornet]

My evil empire people with straight moist aches are better

[frosty drum]

@low agate am I a nation

[low agate]

,roll 100 make jolly dumber

[haughty inlet]

halo0pk0ok

:game_die: You rolled 56

[low agate]

Nothing

[low agate]

Yes

You're all nations

[frosty drum]

,roll 20 Build stuff

[haughty inlet]

skillerzthegamer

:game_die: You rolled 12

[heavy hornet]

,roll 20 fight god

[haughty inlet]

kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 20

[heavy hornet]

oh cool

[frosty drum]

@heavy hornet Vs @low agate

[heavy hornet]

I win you all lose

[low agate]

God says you're too weak and dumbs

He sends you back down to your dumb little nation

[heavy hornet]

https://tenor.com/view/four-bite-fascist-far-cry6-anton-castillo-gustavo-fring-breaking-bad-gif-25146404

[low agate]

(I am god)

[frosty drum]

@low agate

[heavy hornet]

can I still use the 20 I got to do something

[low agate]

You build a few huts

[near breach]

,roll 100 Economic Growth. Currency encourages trade, trade increases resource exchange, more resources means development.

[haughty inlet]

american_crow

:game_die: You rolled 30

[low agate]

Yeah god says use that 20 to make 20 rocks

[frosty drum]

,roll 100 TONIGHT WE STEAL
THE MOOOOOON

[haughty inlet]

skillerzthegamer

:game_die: You rolled 88

[frosty drum]

DAMN

[low agate]

You can just roll 20 to upgrade economy

[near breach]

,roll heads, tails

[haughty inlet]

american_crow

:game_die: heads

[low agate]

A moon rock falls down to your nation
Dark side guy finds it

[heavy hornet]

,roll 20 have the two natives and the smartest guy teach our people

[haughty inlet]

kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 20

[heavy hornet]

https://tenor.com/view/four-bite-fascist-far-cry6-anton-castillo-gustavo-fring-breaking-bad-gif-25146404

[low agate]

They gain 2 IQ points, going to -1

[frosty drum]

THE FORCE GAVE US THIS FOR POWER
WE MUST WORSHIP IT

[frosty drum]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

skillerzthegamer

:game_die: You rolled 17

[low agate]

The moon rock is placed on an altar for worship

[near breach]

,roll heads, tails Heads Rockland fucking explodes from random super volcano in middle of island, Tails the grass is a little more greener

[haughty inlet]

american_crow

:game_die: Tails the grass is a little more greener

[heavy hornet]

,roll 50 age slower

[haughty inlet]

kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 13

[heavy hornet]

oh

[frosty drum]

,roll 10000 Universe Stops Expanding

[haughty inlet]

skillerzthegamer

:game_die: You rolled 9501

[frosty drum]

💀

[low agate]

Nothing

[low agate]

,roll 1 God says no

[frosty drum]

@heavy hornet @near breach

[haughty inlet]

halo0pk0ok

:game_die: You rolled 1

[frosty drum]

,roll 1, 2

[haughty inlet]

skillerzthegamer

:game_die: You rolled 1

[near breach]

,roll 20 Establish a settlement on continent

[haughty inlet]

american_crow

:game_die: You rolled 1

[near breach]

Im done

[radiant oyster]

This mw is going for way longer than I thought it would XD

[heavy hornet]

The confinent explodes

[heavy hornet]

joiin

[low agate]

Your settlement establishment fails, but thanks to your boat you can go back to your island

[radiant oyster]

Nto this time I’m planning a minor game of my own for after this is done

A little intermission for optimally 4 players

[low agate]

Dice really don't like crow rn

[heavy hornet]

,roll 40 smart

[haughty inlet]

kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 29

[near breach]

I get ONE good roll and the dice decides no more

[low agate]

No increase

[radiant oyster]

,roll 20 Crows dice is cursed

[haughty inlet]

baron_von_general

:game_die: You rolled 5

[frosty drum]

,roll 20 @low agate

[haughty inlet]

skillerzthegamer

:game_die: You rolled 18

[low agate]

Idk what this is so I can't

[frosty drum]

Spaceship

Rocket

[near breach]

,roll 10 I plant a little flower

[haughty inlet]

american_crow

:game_die: You rolled 1

[near breach]

Holy shit.

[low agate]

God decides to give you pity and let the flower grow

[heavy hornet]

,roll 10 a flower appears on @near breach nation

[haughty inlet]

kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 1

[low agate]

That's wild

[heavy hornet]

wow it really does hate you

[near breach]

I am actually cursed

[low agate]

,roll 100 give crow a blessing

[haughty inlet]

halo0pk0ok

:game_die: You rolled 66

[low agate]

Small blessing

Your crops are growing better

[heavy hornet]

Can I have a blessing

[near breach]

Did the sheep demon cast a curse on me

[low agate]

,roll 100

[haughty inlet]

halo0pk0ok

:game_die: You rolled 61

[low agate]

Blessing of another board

[low agate]

Try to befriend the sheep demons (there's two on your island)

[near breach]

,roll 20 Send out Rock-Inquisitors armed with clubs to kill the sheep demons for bringing about misfortune on my island

[haughty inlet]

american_crow

:game_die: You rolled 18

[low agate]

You uhh... You kill the sheep demons

[near breach]

It was those damn sheeps

[heavy hornet]

their blood has cursed the soil

[near breach]

I can never win

,roll 100 Hold a festival

[haughty inlet]

american_crow

:game_die: You rolled 30

[low agate]

People lightly celebrate killing the demons

[heavy hornet]

,roll 20 dark tendrils emerge from the ground in crows land

[haughty inlet]

kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 20

[radiant oyster]

Lmfao

[low agate]

@near breach @heavy hornet @frosty drum event time

[heavy hornet]

it really hates you🥀🥀🥀

[near breach]

I hope you explode

[low agate]

,roll 20 the tendrils are good

[haughty inlet]

halo0pk0ok

:game_die: You rolled 14

[low agate]

There you go crow

A blessing

[heavy hornet]

Thank me later corvidae

[radiant oyster]

,roll 40 crow is uncursed

[haughty inlet]

baron_von_general

:game_die: You rolled 17

[heavy hornet]

,roll 20 I get dark tendrils too

[haughty inlet]

kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 13

[low agate]

,roll special, natural disaster, silly, area

[haughty inlet]

halo0pk0ok

:game_die: special

[near breach]

,roll 10 My leader has a pleasant day today

[haughty inlet]

american_crow

:game_die: You rolled 6

[heavy hornet]

the curse may be over

[low agate]

6 is more than half of 10

[low agate]

Your leader enjoyed their day

[frosty drum]

E

[radiant oyster]

,roll 4d20 a random dude in each major nation drops dead

[haughty inlet]

baron_von_general

:game_die: You rolled 2

[radiant oyster]

It doesn’t know what 4d20 is damn

[heavy hornet]

,roll 20 crows nation explodes

[haughty inlet]

kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 13

[heavy hornet]

welp

[low agate]

Denied by god

[frosty drum]

,roll 20 Create the Death Note

[haughty inlet]

skillerzthegamer

:game_die: You rolled 2

[low agate]

I'm doing an event

[frosty drum]

Damnit

[heavy hornet]

you invent the notepad

[low agate]

,roll good, bad, unique

[haughty inlet]

halo0pk0ok

:game_die: bad

[heavy hornet]

https://tenor.com/view/man-watching-looking-fear-scared-gif-20121830

[near breach]

ruh roh

[frosty drum]

https://tenor.com/view/l-l-death-note-l-stare-death-note-stare-death-note-gif-4580555357874190661

[near breach]

https://tenor.com/view/goku-prowler-spiderverse-dragon-ball-gif-16710249899645766833

[low agate]

,roll pestilence, hysteria, undead army, mystery

[haughty inlet]

halo0pk0ok

:game_die: pestilence

[heavy hornet]

It’s gonna be crow

[low agate]

,roll crow, skillerz, jolly

[haughty inlet]

halo0pk0ok

:game_die: crow

[hollow garden]

The cure for the pestilence

[low agate]

Damn

Sucks to be crow

[hollow garden]

Is most efficient

[heavy hornet]

it was the tendrils

[low agate]

Crow

[low agate]

Roll to stop the pestilence

[near breach]

,roll 100 A supervolcano explodes on @heavy hornet

[haughty inlet]

american_crow

:game_die: You rolled 83

[hollow garden]

Damn

[near breach]

I WASTED MY GOOD ROLL

OML

[prime compass]

Tiktok screaming

@hollow garden

[low agate]

Supervolcano would destroy the whole island so it's just a normal volcano on one of the small nearby islands

[near breach]

out of what

[heavy hornet]

,roll 100 I deflect it all at your kings booty

[haughty inlet]

kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 7

[low agate]

20

[frosty drum]

,roll 20 Create the deathnote that only my leader can use

[haughty inlet]

skillerzthegamer

:game_die: You rolled 3

[hollow garden]

About what

What is tiktok screaming about

[near breach]

,roll 20 Pestilence prevention (people wash their hands)

[haughty inlet]

american_crow

:game_die: You rolled 7

[prime compass]

hi

[near breach]

unbelievable

[low agate]

No sinks

[heavy hornet]

it works but only a blind cow can use it

[low agate]

No

,roll 10000 god summons a new moon

[haughty inlet]

halo0pk0ok

:game_die: You rolled 8546

[low agate]

Close but no

[heavy hornet]

with alarm clocks for hands

,roll 10000 moon summons a new god

[haughty inlet]

kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 8499

[low agate]

Loser

,roll 100 make jolly dumber

[haughty inlet]

halo0pk0ok

:game_die: You rolled 9

[low agate]

Nothing happens

[heavy hornet]

I’m smartdf

,roll 59 smad

[haughty inlet]

kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 23

[low agate]

No

[radiant oyster]

@low agate can I create the black mist

[heavy hornet]

$2

[low agate]

Roll 1k

[radiant oyster]

,roll 1000

[haughty inlet]

baron_von_general

:game_die: You rolled 501

[low agate]

Denied

[radiant oyster]

XD

It’s above middle tho

[frosty drum]

,roll 100 create actual Light sabers

[haughty inlet]

skillerzthegamer

:game_die: You rolled 95

[radiant oyster]

It creates a completely mundane dark fog

[low agate]

1k rolls take usually 900+

[frosty drum]

W

[near breach]

,roll 10 A rainbow appears across all the nations (whimsical light tracing the sky)

[haughty inlet]

american_crow

:game_die: You rolled 9

[heavy hornet]

Do we even have workable metal yet

[prime compass]

,roll 1000 build an antimatter bomb

[haughty inlet]

belemin_

:game_die: You rolled 239

[low agate]

Not enough tech so lemme make this work

[radiant oyster]

Lightsabers are pretty low tech in rudimentury fashion

You just shove a crystal into a basic hilt

[low agate]

This is pre iron age

[heavy hornet]

,roll 200 be able to punch through something about as strong as a big boulder

[haughty inlet]

kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 57

[radiant oyster]

& It makes a glowy stubby

,roll 100 advance to Iron Age civ?

[haughty inlet]

baron_von_general

:game_die: You rolled 39

[radiant oyster]

The people aren’t ready

[low agate]

@frosty drum your people are able to make skilled blades that glow

[frosty drum]

YAY

[low agate]

A beautiful rainbow shows up

[near breach]

kk im gonna sleep now, gn was fun @low agate

[low agate]

K, you want me to end session?

[near breach]

Its up to you and the players man

[low agate]

Imma let you decide since you're leaving

[near breach]

keep going unless the others say so, dont wanna spoil the fun

[low agate]

Ok

@frosty drum @heavy hornet We keep going until you guys decide you wanna stop

[near breach]

(or unless you get bored lol)

✌️

[heavy hornet]

I gotta go to bed soon

So yeah this is good

[low agate]

Aight

Final map (the orange area is from a volcano)

[wild mason]

wazpoppin

[radiant oyster]

Hi

I need two more people assuming your playing

[hollow garden]

Can I join

So what is this

[radiant oyster]

They finished

It was a small mw

[hollow garden]

:(

[wild mason]

how long will baron's experiment take

[low agate]

Who said we wouldn't have another part

[radiant oyster]

True

[radiant oyster]

Not very assuming people don’t randomly leave

[low agate]

This is the anything goes map war

[radiant oyster]

My thing It’s more of a social experiment to how competitive people get

[low agate]

Sure
Circle an area and tell me a color

Nothing much happened

[wild mason]

gerrymandering

[low agate]

Anything goes map war
You can ask me to roll for basically anything, and I'll roll for it

[frosty drum]

@low agate @wild mason @radiant oyster @hollow garden 10 MW sessions in 4 days

[low agate]

,roll 10000 moon strikes the planet and ends the war rn

[haughty inlet]

halo0pk0ok

:game_die: You rolled 2009

[radiant oyster]

Nice

[low agate]

Ok fail

[wild mason]

damn

whose birth year is this

[frosty drum]

,roll 20 Skillerz becomes Relevant

[haughty inlet]

skillerzthegamer

:game_die: You rolled 17

[low agate]

Mine

[frosty drum]

@low agate

[low agate]

The session ended

[radiant oyster]

Seeing your here @frosty drum would you like to join in my experiment?

[low agate]

Only my rolls are relevant outside of session

[frosty drum]

I'm going to sleep 😴
It's 1 30 am

[radiant oyster]

Damn timezones

[frosty drum]

,roll 1000000000000000000000⁷⁷⁷

[haughty inlet]

skillerzthegamer

:game_die: You rolled 468687661566931700000

[wild mason]

damn

that's my age

[frosty drum]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

skillerzthegamer

:game_die: You rolled 19

[wild mason]

crazy

[radiant oyster]

@tawdry wharf @wild mason @tender storm @terse patrol Ok we be starting now, I’ll explain the premise & rules

[wild mason]

[tender storm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/522561390330904587/1345076940297470064/togif-4.gif

[tawdry wharf]

Да.

[wild mason]

🤨

[radiant oyster]

The game is simple, all you need to do is race to the exit (brown square).
Each player first picks a colour for their token.
Everyone preorders their turn, then all move at once. You dm me your turn, DO NOT. Say it in public chat. I will then show the results. You may move one square per turn. If two or more people try to move onto the same square in a turn, a duel occurs.

In a duel, I’ll roll a d10 for both foes, whoever’s higher gets to move there, the other person is roadblocked.

On your turn, instead of moving you may defend, which adds a +2 r to your roll if your in a duel

If you collect a yellow coin thing you get a permenant +1 in duels

Greys the starting spot

[wild mason]

can i be pink

[tawdry wharf]

Violet

[tender storm]

Everyone knows what color I want

[radiant oyster]

Also if the numbers in a duel tie you both lose

[wild mason]

oh we gotta dm all our instructions aight aight

[radiant oyster]

Blue

Like remix the image with a circle on the square you want

[tender storm]

Very smart

[radiant oyster]

@terse patrol We starting

[terse patrol]

Alr

[wild mason]

what are coins for

[radiant oyster]

.

Fortuna you read the rules?

[terse patrol]

Reading

[radiant oyster]

Everyone DM me a test msg

[radiant oyster]

*once your done fortuna

[wild mason]

istg

if i lose in dice

imma go woof woof

[tawdry wharf]

Does rectangle can host 2 people?

[radiant oyster]

Yes

[wild mason]

ooh

cwazy

[radiant oyster]

Fortuna what colour are you btw

[tender storm]

There's 100 percent going to be a 3 wat duel

[wild mason]

what happens when a third one tries to join a rectangle, who challenges the newcomer?

[terse patrol]

Baron im so sorry i need to pick up my sister🙏

[wild mason]

just the three of us

[radiant oyster]

Both people on rectangle fight them

[wild mason]

or nemo are you joining

@clear horizon oi oi

[radiant oyster]

If one loses & one wins the one that lost gets kicked off

[wild mason]

jumping goes crazy

[tawdry wharf]

Like

2v1?

[radiant oyster]

If both lose they both get kicked off & auto duel eachother again on the next quarter back

[wild mason]

maybe 1v1 1v1 1v1 type beat

[radiant oyster]

Ye

The two already on the rectangle don’t fight

Unless they both lose

[wild mason]

so gameroos

did everyone make a move

[radiant oyster]

Btw we need a new 4th player

[clear horizon]

Huh

[wild mason]

wanna join our game

[tawdry wharf]

Wanna participate

[clear horizon]

In what

[tender storm]

Can I move backwards

[tawdry wharf]

In a game

[radiant oyster]

.

[wild mason]

#🎲game-room message

[tawdry wharf]

.

[radiant oyster]

Yes

[clear horizon]

Ehh probably not

[tender storm]

😈

[tawdry wharf]

Lets go

[low agate]

Huh

[radiant oyster]

Remember you can choose not to movem& instead defend

[wild mason]

i suppose the way we can go is determined by the ladder thing pipes

[tawdry wharf]

@low agate wanna play

[low agate]

What is this

[tawdry wharf]

.

[radiant oyster]

Square game ™️

[wild mason]

self-evident proof ahh reply

[tender storm]

Square game, with rectangles

[radiant oyster]

Close enough

[low agate]

Still quadrilaterals

[wild mason]

ioe u playing or nah

[low agate]

Nah

[radiant oyster]

If we don’t get a 4th player in next 3 mins I’ll start a 3 player game

[tender storm]

A rectangle can't be a square

[modest storm]

Blue stop making me wait

[tender storm]

Stfu I'm playing this

[modest storm]

Yes it can if said rectangle is a square as all squares are rectangle

[rotund oxide]

What

[wild mason]

so wanna be our 4th player? u got time?

[radiant oyster]

Would you like to play?

[rotund oxide]

What is the game

[wild mason]

#🎲game-room message

[tawdry wharf]

@rotund oxide

[tender storm]

This is not what I was taught holy shit

[rotund oxide]

Mimic

[rotund oxide]

Uhhhh

[wild mason]

yay or nay

[modest storm]

Sometimes I forget you're not 24 as I was imagining you and your most likely a kid

[rotund oxide]

Uhhhh no thanks idk

[radiant oyster]

If you don’t want to frog could be a 4th player too

[rotund oxide]

Odd game

[tender storm]

🍵

[wild mason]

froggie

[tender storm]

I'm legit about to be 20

[radiant oyster]

@modest storm thoughts?

[modest storm]

Wtf are we talking about

[wild mason]

still younger than me by 8 years

[modest storm]

Baron idk what y'all playing

[tender storm]

No one knows how old you really are

[radiant oyster]

The game is simple, all you need to do is race to the exit (brown square).
Each player first picks a colour for their token.
Everyone preorders their turn, then all move at once. You dm me your turn, DO NOT. Say it in public chat. I will then show the results. You may move one square per turn. If two or more people try to move onto the same square in a turn, a duel occurs.

In a duel, I’ll roll a d10 for both foes, whoever’s higher gets to move there, the other person is roadblocked.

On your turn, instead of moving you may defend, which adds a +2 r to your roll if your in a duel

[modest storm]

I'm good at poker all stars or tetris but that's it

[wild mason]

gamers i may need to leave this game because i have a billion things to do

😔

cya

[radiant oyster]

Pluh

[modest storm]

This hurt my head to read

[tender storm]

The cards weren't in your favor

[tawdry wharf]

Same, cuz im getting close to school

[modest storm]

I'll have to decline even though I'm interested for the simple reason it seem long and it's 3am here

[radiant oyster]

Fair

[tawdry wharf]

@radiant oyster how about play it a little later

[radiant oyster]

Timezones aren’t in my favour

[low agate]

I think I just broke my neck cracking it so good

[wild mason]

bababooey

[ripe owl]

I was asleep

[ripe owl]

What happened

And show me the map

@radiant oyster thoughts on Skillerz's expansion? He's gonna kill Klez I think

[radiant oyster]

Who’s skillets here

*skillerz

[wild mason]

@frosty drum

[ripe owl]

Japan

[ripe owl]

He means country

[radiant oyster]

Red?

[ripe owl]

Yes

[radiant oyster]

I mean skillerz physically cannot harm me

So that’s a win

[ripe owl]

Remember hes still in war with Austrailia

And hes way more stronger

[radiant oyster]

Ik

Remember my special thing

[ripe owl]

I know

[radiant oyster]

If he takes australia will I get screwed over by proxy

(I’m not directly affiliated with any nation currently)

[ripe owl]

You missed a lot

[radiant oyster]

When’s next session?

[ripe owl]

A new moon came into orbit

Rock god unleashed

[radiant oyster]

Zamn

[ripe owl]

Russia lost to Haoo

Halo

[radiant oyster]

Didn’t this happen in a different mapwar too earlier today XD

[ripe owl]

Skillerz army grew

I have no idea

And Mexico got partially flooded

Look at mexico

[radiant oyster]

Rock gods & moons are common theme today apparently

Oh damn

Cool

I’m assuming I kinda just missed

[ripe owl]

Yeah I'm planning to get rid of them somehow

Oh and Turtle (The Green one) killed all the Natives in America

[radiant oyster]

Zamn

Can I preorder a turn for next session

[ripe owl]

Sure

[radiant oyster]

Can I set up an outpost in the Saudi-UAE area

[ripe owl]

So like a base

[radiant oyster]

Small territorial claim for peacekeeping

[ripe owl]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 17

[ripe owl]

Big success

You set an outpost

[radiant oyster]

Yippee

[ripe owl]

Halo rolled a 100 btw

A perfect 100

To unseal his rock god

[radiant oyster]

Nice

[ripe owl]

💀💀💀💀

[radiant oyster]

Lmfao

Oh he was in the earlier map war today that explains it

He unleashed that one in that mw too lmfao

[ripe owl]

With Cia?

I missed it

[radiant oyster]

It was also a perfect roll

Not cia

[ripe owl]

Oh

[radiant oyster]

3 letter name tho

Am I schizo

[ripe owl]

You should Join CIA's mw and ally with me

[radiant oyster]

IoE hosted

A mw

[ripe owl]

I have the most superior tech

[radiant oyster]

Timezones Moment (might miss every session because school)

[ripe owl]

Damn 😔

[ripe owl]

@hollow wasp are u hosting anytime soon

I dont wanna miss session again

I made no progress

[prime compass]

Ök i go walk home bye

[hollow wasp]

Hopefully tonight

[frosty drum]

https://discord.com/channels/522561390330904585/1236495144971272202
Reviving this fr

[vital latch]

its been two weeks since the last sighting of acnaq

,roll 20 expand

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 18

[vital latch]

acnaq where is the will

[prime compass]

It works

[vital latch]

we need acnaqs will, @prime compass you probably inherit his fluffy dog stash

[prime compass]

https://tenor.com/view/puppy-cute-cute-puppy-pup-round-puppy-gif-21727004

[vital latch]

snowball

[prime compass]

fluffy dog

[vital latch]

,roll 20 fight

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 10

[low agate]

@frosty drum @heavy hornet @near breach
I'm almost out of school so we can start again in a bit if you guys want

[ripe owl]

@low agate i picked my spot btw

@low agate

[low agate]

That's extremely close to crow but I'll try

This is the current map btw

@ripe owl

[ripe owl]

Okay am I added

and are we starting with powers

[bold glade]

,work

[haughty inlet]

varticity

You went to battle, assisting a group of humans in stead against an enemy orc city, being compensated 314.

Reply #718720

[bold glade]

Oops

Wrong channel

[low agate]

Not yet (I'm just about to be out of school)

[low agate]

No starting powers, but you can roll for anything

[low agate]

What color

[ripe owl]

Crimson red

[ripe owl]

So ur telling me I can roll for smth like this

[low agate]

Idk what this is but yeah

[modest storm]

~owoify

[hardy saffron]

@modest storm: ehehe da game ish simpwe, aww chu need tu do ish wace tu da exit (bwown squw).
each pwayew fiwst picks a cowouw fuw daiw tuken.
evewyone pweowdews daiw tuwn, dan aww move at o-once. chu dm me chuw tuwn, do noot. say it in pubwic chat. i wiww dan show da wesuwts. chu may move one squw pew tuwn. if two ow mowe peopwe twy tu move ontu da same squw in a tuwn, a duew occuws.

in a duew, i’ww woww a d10 fuw both foes, whoevew’s highew gets tu move dw, da odaw pewson ish woadbwocked.

on chuw tuwn, instead of moving chu may defend, which adds a +2 w tu chuw woww if chuw in a duew UwU

[modest storm]

I understand it now

[rose forge]

,roll 20 I win

[haughty inlet]

deathrobloxian

:game_die: You rolled 5

[rose forge]

I lose 😔

[low agate]

@ripe owl your nation is added

@frosty drum @heavy hornet @near breach
?

[heavy hornet]

I was at education

[ripe owl]

Jolly ally with me fr

[heavy hornet]

Are you the one near purple

[ripe owl]

Yes

[heavy hornet]

Aight

One thing though I need to colonize the spiral island

[low agate]

I'll start the rolls when everyone's ready

[heavy hornet]

It is destined viltrum territory

shoot me an @ when we ready

I’m always ready

[ripe owl]

Im working on making something cool

By rolls ofc

[modest storm]

~rpa @ripe owl

[hardy saffron]

rokku_denashi, @modest storm has challenged you to a game of rock paper anything! Do you accept?

Rock Paper Anything

@modest storm vs @ripe owl
🃏 tayayou chose zarc with his z-arc card!
✨ rokku_denashi chose mydei full power (honkai star rail)!
:trophy: @ripe owl won!

Mydei in full power has the ability to destroy planets, which is far greater than what Zarc can do.

[modest storm]

Bullshit

Zarc fused the multiverse then was about to destroy it before being stopped

[ripe owl]

Lol

[modest storm]

Rematch chose the same thing Imma word it differently

~rpa @ripe owl

~rpa @ripe owl

[hardy saffron]

rokku_denashi, @modest storm has challenged you to a game of rock paper anything! Do you accept?

Rock Paper Anything

@modest storm vs @ripe owl
🐉 tayayou chose z-arc!
☄️ rokku_denashi chose mydei full power (honkai star rail)!
:trophy: @ripe owl won!

Mydei's full power, with the Stellaron, is a force of destruction that can destroy a planet. Z-ARC, as powerful as he is, is limited to the dimensions he resides in.

[modest storm]

Fuck that

Multiversal power vs planetary power and they make me lose

Wtf

[ripe owl]

Lol

[modest storm]

~rpa @ripe owl

[hardy saffron]

rokku_denashi, @modest storm has challenged you to a game of rock paper anything! Do you accept?

Rock Paper Anything

@modest storm vs @ripe owl
🧰 tayayou chose all five pieces of exodia are assembled!
💬 rokku_denashi chose please send your move, be creative! (max 400 characters)!
:trophy: @modest storm won!

Exodia being assembled means instant win, no matter what the other player is trying to pull off. 🧰>💬

[modest storm]

Wtf

[ripe owl]

[low agate]

@frosty drum

@near breach

[modest storm]

~rpa @ripe owl

[hardy saffron]

rokku_denashi, @modest storm has challenged you to a game of rock paper anything! Do you accept?

rokku_denashi did not accept the game in time.

[sharp shuttle]

Philadelphia!!

[low agate]

@frosty drum you there?

[frosty drum]

Working on schoolwork rn

[vital latch]

btw @frank latch @wraith quarry @novel jay where do you guys host? here or the game room server or both

[hardy saffron]

AMP has blocked a message sent by @steep merlin due to violating the automod.

[frank latch]

game room

I need the threads for both nations/armies

[low agate]

@frosty drum ?

[novel jay]

Here

[heavy hornet]

@low agate session when

[low agate]

Whenever skillerz decides to wake up

[heavy hornet]

@frosty drum I command thee, arise

[low agate]

https://youtu.be/lRrOLTHu-ew?si=YZfSYfUzsGcZ44az

[frosty drum]

E

[silent smelt]

,bal

[haughty inlet]

jarz

Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.

Cash:

1,700,758

Bank:

0

Total:

1,700,758

[hardy saffron]

Created clan Jarz & Friends! You can check out its new channels at #1346630698848489535 and #1346630703810613289.

[low agate]

@near breach

@ripe owl

[low agate]

Wtf?

[silent smelt]

@solar terrace @waxen remnant @midnight ocean @hardy edge @fallen cipher

[ripe owl]

Huh

[silent smelt]

https://tenor.com/view/shh-jose-mourinho-man-utd-manchester-united-gif-5177883364747657255

[low agate]

We gonna start fr

[ripe owl]

Oh

Oh

[low agate]

@frosty drum we gonna start

[fallen cipher]

What is bro doing

,collect

[haughty inlet]

mynameisfakher

Role income successfully collected!

1 - <@&591002534089457710> | 75,000 (cash)
2 - <@&684158846595629062> | 50,000 (cash)
3 - <@&1009919013050134700> | 30,000 (cash)

[ripe owl]

He's not gonna be on

[fallen cipher]

, roulette all 0

[haughty inlet]

mynameisfakher

You have placed a bet of 156,279 on 0.

Time remaining: 30 seconds

[silent smelt]

I hit roulette twice

I am your ownee

Owner

,bal

[haughty inlet]

jarz

Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.

Cash:

1,700,758

Bank:

0

Total:

1,700,758

[fallen cipher]

Donate bro

[frosty drum]

Ok

[silent smelt]

,roulette 300e3 0

[haughty inlet]

jarz

You have placed a bet of 300,000 on 0.

Time remaining: 8 seconds

[fallen cipher]

Remember that time I gave you money

🤔

[haughty inlet]

The ball landed on: black 26!

No Winners :(

[fallen cipher]

And you won 10m

You still owe me like

9.5m

[low agate]

Ok @frosty drum @ripe owl @heavy hornet @near breach

[ripe owl]

Can I roll for the guy

[frank latch]

shouldn't he only owe you 5 mil?

[low agate]

,roll 2500

[haughty inlet]

halo0pk0ok

:game_die: You rolled 1065

[frank latch]

or did he bet 10 mil?

[low agate]

Fail

[ripe owl]

2500??

[low agate]

Op stuff takes more

[frank latch]

,roll red, black

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: black

[low agate]

Lucky I'm not doing 5k

[ripe owl]

Oh

[heavy hornet]

https://tenor.com/view/only-doom-animated-villain-gif-10411972

[ripe owl]

Well increase my army

Or train

[low agate]

Ok begins fr

[ripe owl]

Recruits

[low agate]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

halo0pk0ok

:game_die: You rolled 18

[low agate]

You get an army started

[low agate]

Btw @heavy hornet People are braindead

They're in the negative iq

[ripe owl]

What

[low agate]

His people are braindead

[ripe owl]

Insanee

[heavy hornet]

,roll 100 find a way for all my people to understand that being dumb is bad and they should be smart

[haughty inlet]

kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 14

[low agate]

Someone has 6 boards nailed to their forehead

[low agate]

Your people don't understand

[heavy hornet]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-dog-staring-at-sun-cute-dog-dog-closed-eyes-dog-staring-at-sunset-gif-10310895250239531072

[ripe owl]

I want to do a mass enlistment

[frosty drum]

@low agate Do stuff

[low agate]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

halo0pk0ok

:game_die: You rolled 8

[heavy hornet]

,roll 40 smart

[haughty inlet]

kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 8

[low agate]

Nobody joins

[frank latch]

Draft?

[heavy hornet]

https://tenor.com/view/badger-camp-ariele-sieling-i-don't-want-to-i-don't-wanna-badger-gif-3861510219714009103

[frank latch]

or
volunteers?

[alpine raft]

@silent smelt brother, congrats on the clan

[low agate]

,roll 50 something happens if 45+

[haughty inlet]

halo0pk0ok

:game_die: You rolled 32

[frank latch]

,roll 50

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: You rolled 10

[frank latch]

wild...

[ripe owl]

I want to take an attempt at the guy

[silent smelt]

thank you, 2nd times the charm

[low agate]

,roll 2500

[haughty inlet]

halo0pk0ok

:game_die: You rolled 2301

[low agate]

Close but no

[heavy hornet]

what guy

[alpine raft]

Truly, hope your clan flourishes

[low agate]

I'll give you two more attempts before I bump it to 5k rolls (beginner boost)

[near breach]

,roll 100 Earthbending

[haughty inlet]

american_crow

:game_die: You rolled 78

[low agate]

Your people learn rudimentary earthbending (blessing since your rolls were so trash yesterday)

[near breach]

😭

[ripe owl]

I educate my people and try to get them to be smarter

[low agate]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

halo0pk0ok

:game_die: You rolled 11

[low agate]

Your people are a little smarter

Not too much

[frank latch]

an educated population is one you cant' control though

you need absolute control

[near breach]

BoW 👋👋👋👋

[frank latch]

Hello Crow

how are you?

[near breach]

Hi im fine hbu

its been a minute

[frank latch]

kinda eh

[frank latch]

Yea...
Imma not lie. I have to apologize that I haven't been hosting

there's... a lot of stuff going on in the background

[heavy hornet]

,roll 100 become really physically strong

[haughty inlet]

kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 47

[frank latch]

I probably won't be able to host for a while either

[low agate]

Nothing happens, your people forget to workout

[alpine raft]

@silent smelt wula wants to ally you

[heavy hornet]

,roll 20 make them smarter then

[haughty inlet]

kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 10

[heavy hornet]

Can someone ship me some books?

[low agate]

The smartness affects the board guy, but thanks to the boards he is unable to gain or lose intelligence

[near breach]

Hope things get better whatevers going on, also I havent been here either so we good

[ripe owl]

,roll 20 I want to increase my army again

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 7

[low agate]

Nobody joins

[heavy hornet]

,roll 100 remove the boards to free all of his stored and unused knowledge

[haughty inlet]

kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 50

[ripe owl]

,roll 2500 the guy

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 1055

[ripe owl]

Rip

[low agate]

Nothing happens

[heavy hornet]

What is the guy

[low agate]

One more until your big roll boost wears off

[near breach]

,roll 100 Use earthbending to create paved roads

[haughty inlet]

american_crow

:game_die: You rolled 91

[ripe owl]

This guy who is a god

[low agate]

Very effective roads

[ripe owl]

Im tryna get him

[near breach]

Today is a good day

[low agate]

Such a high roll let's your people get a bit better at the earthbending

[ripe owl]

,roll 20 expand!

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 2

[heavy hornet]

,roll 100 better flying

[haughty inlet]

kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 36

[ripe owl]

Guess I didnt expand

And decreased

[heavy hornet]

damn you Econony caveman

[low agate]

Remember you can roll for anything

I'll even add in meme rolls

[ripe owl]

,roll 2500

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 1528

[low agate]

Your big roll boost has worn off and now your god is locked behind 5k

(this applies to literally all op characters)

,roll 1000 new orbital

[haughty inlet]

halo0pk0ok

:game_die: You rolled 555

[low agate]

Nothing

[frosty drum]

@low agate Starkiller

[low agate]

,roll 5000

[haughty inlet]

halo0pk0ok

:game_die: You rolled 997

[near breach]

,roll 20 Build a fleet

[haughty inlet]

american_crow

:game_die: You rolled 17