🎲game-room

[cerulean siren]

Interesting

(Lies)

[quick idol]

@novel jay we are expanding to the 2nd best part of America

[cerulean siren]

Under 6 months they'll be back

[quick idol]

Also known as canada

[cerulean siren]

100,000cc on this btw

[west path]

ok if there is no sludge im disappearing

Goodbye worldboxia

[novel jay]

You can make a little outpost across the river

[quick idol]

Do it

the french will conquer canada too

[novel jay]

You do have a problem

You are chartered by the king, and he needs money

[quick idol]

These are my claims

[quick idol]

For what

[novel jay]

He gave you money to set up this colony; he is expecting that some steps be taken to make profit

[quick idol]

Do we have money

[hollow wasp]

Yo is the session still going?

[quick idol]

yes

[clever lantern]

Buy chai stocks gameroomers

[hollow wasp]

Cool

[prime compass]

Very very good

Very very cheap

500 cc at a piece

[hollow wasp]

you’re the goof

[prime compass]

Very very good

Very very cheap

[clever lantern]

Yeah!

1 litre chai

[hollow wasp]

Come on ladies

[gilded harbor]

@novel jay colonize ercans claims

[hollow wasp]

Come on ladies

[prime compass]

Buy Chai Hut shares at 500 cc a share

[quick idol]

Bro we are in detroit

[hollow wasp]

1 stock of chai-I-i

[novel jay]

Do you want to join?

[prime compass]

500 cc!

[gilded harbor]

Nooo

[quick idol]

You really want to go to detroit?

[novel jay]

The money he gave you

[hollow wasp]

@novel jay what did klez get up to while I was gone?

[gilded harbor]

Btw it's 500cc for chai tea not a stock of chai tea

[cerulean siren]

New company applications are open btw

[novel jay]

Not much, just repaired after the hurricane

[gilded harbor]

You can buy a stock for 500 if u want tho

[hollow wasp]

Oh ok

[quick idol]

So therefore we have the money he needs 👍

[prime compass]

500 cc for 1 share in TCH

[clever lantern]

One stock is 350cc

[novel jay]

Are you going to do stuff in the mapwar

[prime compass]

Standard price

[cerulean siren]

Not today srrt

[quick idol]

@novel jay since now we actually have a town, what do we need to start producing guns

[cerulean siren]

Phone on 1% rn even

[novel jay]

Forget I said anything

[hollow wasp]

Can I ask if I still have some spending money after the repairs?

[quick idol]

We cant keep buying from that evil person in florida

[novel jay]

Yeah

[quick idol]

he is in florida right?

[hollow wasp]

Which one?

[cerulean siren]

290.6

[novel jay]

Iron, gunpowder manufacturing, coal

[quick idol]

the one whos name is nekcrop

[cerulean siren]

Bueno Nacho Standard is at 357 which is why its better btw

[gilded harbor]

If someone wants to buy it for 500 don't sell it for 350..?

[hollow wasp]

And how did that program of trying to subsidise immigration from Spain go?

[quick idol]

are there even ores in detroit i'd think they stole it all

[prime compass]

Very very good
Very very cheap
291 cc per piece

[hollow wasp]

Hate that guy

[novel jay]

Guys, end of session, sorry

[hollow wasp]

Ok

[quick idol]

the detroit people stole the session

[novel jay]

Or 15 minute break

[quick idol]

Cant have shit

[clever lantern]

500cc yeah!!!

[cerulean siren]

Or you could buy Bueno Shares for 65cc cheaper

[gilded harbor]

Cause it's worth less

[quick idol]

and also sell for 100 cheaper

[prime compass]

Bueno Nacho is of the old way

[gilded harbor]

And if it's worth less it's worthless

[prime compass]

TCH is what we need

Invest into it now!

[novel jay]

Actually, I will keep going in 20 minute

[prime compass]

Very very good
Very very cheap

[quick idol]

When is wb casino officially introducing stocks

[cerulean siren]

Its worth more ????

[prime compass]

291 cc per piece

[prime compass]

Worth more doesnt mean better quality

Hehehaw

[hollow garden]

I'm NEVER believing anything you say

[prime compass]

@hollow garden klez.m

BUY TCH SHARES TODAY!

[hollow garden]

Reimu swaggin

[prime compass]

Very very good

[quick idol]

@hollow garden fish mw got cancelled

what do you think about this

[gilded harbor]

Should have happened sooner

[prime compass]

YEAAA

SPACE MW TOMMOROW

[frosty drum]

IS THIS REAL CHAT

[prime compass]

@quick idol WE ARE BACK!

[quick idol]

Yes

[prime compass]

SPACE MW IS BACK!

[quick idol]

Check fish's messages

[prime compass]

FOR ONE LAST SESSION!

[quick idol]

Then space mw 2

[prime compass]

Ooh

[quick idol]

And then space mw 3

[prime compass]

YEAAAAA

THE PEAK CONTINUES!

[cerulean siren]

Daxos Delayed to next week

[quick idol]

Whos daxos

Also when is internal mw 2...

[prime compass]

@quick idol btw you should buy some TCH shares

[cerulean siren]

After Daxos 3rd session

[quick idol]

Wtf is daxos

[spring bison]

why

[cerulean siren]

Wrist injury

[spring bison]

how does that relate to your hosting ability

[cerulean siren]

1 handed

[quick idol]

Do you host with telepathy

@spring bison when are you restarting hosting btw

[spring bison]

yes btw

[spring bison]

nope

[quick idol]

Mws are NOT surviving 2025 if only peter is hosting

[spring bison]

twovo is going to have to work for 1000 years to pay his medical bills

[novel jay]

I’m now considered a shareholder, right?

[prime compass]

Yes

[prime compass]

Bowistan and klez mw comeback

[quick idol]

never happeninh

If bowistan comes back im joining

[prime compass]

You need to believe

[hollow wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/praying-hopefully-praying-again-and-again-imma-pray-hope-against-hope-gif-4335677063091610491

[prime compass]

Ercan

Porto won the UCL

Denmark won the Euros

[frosty drum]

Skillerz ultra super mega mw 2026

[prime compass]

Greece won the Euros

[hollow wasp]

Why not 2025?

[prime compass]

You need to BELIEVE

[frosty drum]

Because im lazy

[hollow wasp]

Oh ok

[quick idol]

which i already did

[quick idol]

@prime compass this is me

[prime compass]

Visiting rn

[quick idol]

Ercania isnt actually a perfect square

Most detailed image of Ercania yet

[quick idol]

This is also our flag

[hollow wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/stepped-on-leela-futurama-bender-gif-5336056

[quick idol]

there is a disease on the island that instantly kills all non-ercanians

[hollow wasp]

You don’t have to go near it, not enough population to stop genetic drift. You’re all going to look like this

https://tenor.com/view/chicken-spongebob-meme-weird-face-gif-15779118

[cerulean siren]

I have you down at 650 shares

[novel jay]

Remember, I got that loan to reach me to 1000 shared

[cerulean siren]

You never signed it

[novel jay]

Where do I sign

[cerulean siren]

#920430926427738122

[sullen pawn]

is peter still hosta

[frosty drum]

@sullen pawn Cheese

[quick idol]

I wish

[novel jay]

I might continue the session

[quick idol]

I was about to drop my secret weapon

[quick idol]

The bookish destroyer

[sullen pawn]

no offense but please dont

the reason why is because then bookishpick and qevie wont play terraria

[quick idol]

how about you play peters mw...

[novel jay]

Qevie isn’t in the game

[sullen pawn]

oh

yea

[novel jay]

And bookish finished his stuff

[quick idol]

@prisma flame @alpine raft

[sullen pawn]

qwevie not even here

[quick idol]

@

[quick idol]

@frosty drum

[quick idol]

Thats my favorite mw player

[novel jay]

And @frosty drum @cerulean siren @hollow wasp

[prisma flame]

Buddy im watching watchmen

Chapter 2

[quick idol]

Is garlic even in the game

[sullen pawn]

im spawning the wof as we speak

[quick idol]

@novel jay

[prisma flame]

Theres not a finished arena

[sullen pawn]

i finished it last night lil bro?

[hollow wasp]

Hi hello

[quick idol]

what if you played peter mw while garlic dies to wall of flesh

[quick idol]

@hollow wasp vote yes!!!

[prisma flame]

Watching watchmen

[novel jay]

Yea, but he hasn’t done anything

[prisma flame]

Also my actions are the same for now

[hollow wasp]

I vote yes! (What am I voting for?)

[frosty drum]

@prisma flame sus amogus

[quick idol]

Mapwar

[prisma flame]

Unless something happens

[hollow wasp]

Voted yes

[quick idol]

3 - 2 we win

[novel jay]

Alright

@sullen pawn
Now is the time to get your actions in

[quick idol]

Scambot fail part 2

@novel jay build a 2nd town in canada

[hollow wasp]

@novel jay how is that scheme I set up to encourage immigration going?

[quick idol]

We'll call it DETROIT 2

dont actually do that its bad luck

[novel jay]

You don’t have enough population

[quick idol]

How much is enough

[novel jay]

Unless you want to split your town

[hollow garden]

NOOO

Please Ercan

Don't

I'm begging

[sullen pawn]

can i see a map of my colony, and the general situation?

[novel jay]

I forgot what it was

[hollow garden]

One Detroit has already caused the world so much grief

[quick idol]

@novel jay build a mine in detroit we gotta get all the ores before the others steal it

[novel jay]

#🎲game-room message

[hollow garden]

A second Detroit will break the balance between light and dark

[quick idol]

Dw im not doing it

[hollow wasp]

Uh basically I subsidised immigration from Spain to my colony

[hollow garden]

@novel jay M-m-map please

[sullen pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/mao-gif-25413392

[quick idol]

All land is owned by France

Glory to france

[novel jay]

https://tenor.com/view/mao-gif-25413392

[hollow garden]

👽

[hollow wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/pashtun-dr-mohammad-najibullah-dr-najib-pashtunistan-afghanistan-gif-15794716037557581241

[quick idol]

Brb

[hollow garden]

@hollow wasp did the immigration scheme succeed

[hollow wasp]

Birb reference

[hollow wasp]

Checking with Peter atm

Hopefully, a few more tax payers- I mean valuable colonists, would be nice

[novel jay]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

petergriffin9675

:game_die: You rolled 12

[hollow wasp]

Also what’s this I hear about klez and the slave trade lol

[novel jay]

50 people

[quick idol]

Im back

[hollow garden]

🙏

[hollow wasp]

Cool

[novel jay]

@sullen pawn

[quick idol]

@novel jay did we find anything

[hollow garden]

They will pay EVERYTHING in taxes

[hollow wasp]

To us 🤫

[quick idol]

I dont have taxes, cant have shit in detroit

[hollow wasp]

Once they get here they won’t be able to afford leaving

[hollow garden]

These allegations are false

Unless they are correct

[hollow wasp]

You be careful or those 1 dollar houses will fall apart

[quick idol]

You should hear about nekcrop

[hollow wasp]

Of course of course

[hollow wasp]

@hollow garden we should blame it all on nekrop

[frosty drum]

@novel jay What resources did we get from trading with the other Protestant nations

[novel jay]

Not much, just some gravel, peat, and potash

[hollow wasp]

Eww Protestants

[sullen pawn]

@novel jay ok so first..
build walls around the main area of the settlement tokeep out natives, start food rationing and make all who know how go out into the woods to hunt and forage

[quick idol]

guh

[hollow garden]

When are you repenting skillerz

And accepting the pope

[prime compass]

@hollow garden
Please..

[quick idol]

@novel jay what if we built mines outside of detroit, detroit is obviously bad luck

[hollow garden]

Preach

[quick idol]

Build in canada

[alpine raft]

@novel jay hows my colonyb

[hollow garden]

@novel jay can we encourage more immigrants to come to Los Gatos

[hollow wasp]

@novel jay is there demand in Spain for sugar atm?

[hollow garden]

or whatever the name was

[novel jay]

Tobacco from the English

[hollow garden]

We will put ads describing it as a new heaven

A land of opportunity and great wealth

[quick idol]

New hell you mean

Detroit is the new heaven

[hollow garden]

🤫

[frosty drum]

Nice

[hollow wasp]

El helado

[frosty drum]

@hollow garden I shall not repent btw

[hollow wasp]

Yes 👍

[quick idol]

French detroit is just too peak for yall to comprehend

[novel jay]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

petergriffin9675

:game_die: You rolled 14

[hollow wasp]

French gangsters

[quick idol]

can i also advertise detroit 👽

[hollow wasp]

Wait is that song sung with a French accent now? Like that one “he’s just a city boy” I forgot the name of

[hollow wasp]

@novel jay

[novel jay]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

petergriffin9675

:game_die: You rolled 6

[quick idol]

Aw

[novel jay]

https://tenor.com/view/principal-skinner-yes-seymour-skinner-the-simpsons-enthusiastic-yes-gif-15806751

[quick idol]

We'll try later

[novel jay]

20 people

[hollow wasp]

Is our area suitable for growing sugar?

[quick idol]

@novel jay canada HAS to be good luck, anything there?

[novel jay]

https://tenor.com/view/principal-skinner-yes-seymour-skinner-the-simpsons-enthusiastic-yes-gif-15806751

[hollow wasp]

Can we start growing sugar?

[frosty drum]

@novel jay Is our environment capable of growing tobacco

[hollow wasp]

@hollow garden can we get some more……. willing labour…….?

[quick idol]

nope i ate it all

[hollow wasp]

Eyequ moment

[quick idol]

Why do you have morals smh

[hollow wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/evil-are-we-the-baddies-surprised-gif-19176339

[novel jay]

Yes

[novel jay]

Some

[hollow wasp]

Nice

[frosty drum]

Let's grow some

[novel jay]

Salt

[quick idol]

GET IT!!!

[quick idol]

Can we sell to spain too

👽

[hollow wasp]

@novel jay can we try to size up our merchant fleet

[quick idol]

or is there demand elsewhere

[novel jay]

Yes

[novel jay]

Yes

[hollow wasp]

I will sink all of ur ships

[quick idol]

Alright, we're selling sugar to spain

[quick idol]

do you not want more sugar

[hollow wasp]

Keep ur dirty Detroit sugar out of my Spain

[frosty drum]

@novel jay How much profit we making frfr

[novel jay]

It’s pretty easy to get

[quick idol]

Bro its from canada

[novel jay]

Wait, huh?

[hollow wasp]

im selling sugar to spain

[novel jay]

Oh, I thought you meant selling salt

[novel jay]

You can’t grow sugar in Detroit

[quick idol]

😔

[hollow wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/ha-ha-nelson-the-simpsons-gif-14411011

[quick idol]

Is there demand like anywhere for salt

[frosty drum]

@novel jay

[quick idol]

Who DOESNT have salt

[hollow wasp]

He said spain wants some

[frosty drum]

https://tenor.com/view/l-l-death-note-l-stare-death-note-stare-death-note-gif-4580555357874190661

[quick idol]

Do you not have salt

[frosty drum]

I do

[novel jay]

Europe

[quick idol]

well, spain is in europe i guess so sell to them

[novel jay]

I don’t think you do

[frosty drum]

https://tenor.com/view/l-l-death-note-l-stare-death-note-stare-death-note-gif-4580555357874190661

[quick idol]

Do you by any chance want some

[frosty drum]

What nation are you?

[quick idol]

France

[frosty drum]

Yes....
For now.

[quick idol]

Which one are you

[frosty drum]

Sweden

[quick idol]

@novel jay we're also selling to skillerz then

[novel jay]

@sullen pawn do something

[novel jay]

Okay

[quick idol]

@novel jay can we expand to canada rn

its bad luck if we have just detroit

[hollow wasp]

@novel jay do I have enough people to start another settlement?

[novel jay]

@vital latch
Multiple of your trade ships (not much) seem to never come back; stories come back, they were attacked and sunk

[novel jay]

You can tiptoe over the river

[quick idol]

My bad

[novel jay]

Yes

[quick idol]

do

[hollow wasp]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1330611132402237554/1342859814463606795/image.png?ex=67bb2b28&is=67b9d9a8&hm=61324730da55fff3b32b8bb20b3525f80476e919d652b3e313a48b518e26bba0&

[novel jay]

Outdated

[hollow wasp]

@novel jay can I start another settlement here?

[sullen pawn]

waht do i do

how does this mw work

[novel jay]

Yes

[hollow wasp]

Yeah mb I was remixing

[glacial inlet]

My baron's wife(Stakud Bothonmeg) was on of first soldiers I had in my fortress,she unfortunately retired early after almost been beaten to death by a giant minotaur leaving with both broken arms and a punchered lung, 3 years later she is now married and had her dream of starting a family come true

[hollow wasp]

Ok. How many people do I have in total?

[quick idol]

WHERE IS DETROIT!!!

[novel jay]

#1328917288816087100 message

[hollow wasp]

Dead, all dead

I like to pretend it doesn’t exist

[novel jay]

550

[hollow wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/castle-thunder-lighting-haunted-haunted-house-gif-16540494

[quick idol]

@novel jay build more mines in canada!!!

[hollow wasp]

Literally Detroit

[quick idol]

canada is good luck

[quick idol]

@novel jay also do we have enough people to build a town in canada

[novel jay]

An outpost

[hollow wasp]

Give the new settlement 250 people and put @hollow garden in charge of it. Give him 60% of the colony purse to start it off

[quick idol]

Thats british propaganda, we're far worse

[hollow wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/bottom-sout-camping-eddie-shithole-gif-27354166

https://tenor.com/view/trump-trump-filthy-trump-debate-trump-funny-trump-pollution-gif-22605224

[quick idol]

well i have one already so

build a 2nd outpost

why not lol

canada is peak

[hollow garden]

I will administer it to the best of my ability my Viceroy

So the immigration scheme did succeed?

[hollow wasp]

Thank u klez

[hollow wasp]

Got something like 50 people so pretty good

[quick idol]

@novel jay also can we advertise french canada, it didnt work with detroit cuz its detroit

But it COULD work for canada!!!

[hollow garden]

@novel jay send land surveyors and scouts what kind of resources are in this virgin land? And are there native tribes nearby

[hollow wasp]

Wont* Canada is cold

[hollow garden]

Ah pretty nice

[hollow wasp]

Yeah u might have to be careful with the natives, I’m not a good PR rep 😅

[quick idol]

have we tried?

how do you know it wont

[hollow wasp]

Idk. I’m guessing

[quick idol]

@hollow garden when will you go to vacation on french detroit

we are literally the best city in the entire continent

[hollow garden]

It's hell

[hollow wasp]

@novel jay I have to go eat so klez is in charge of both settlements atm

[hollow garden]

Not only is it the demonic city of Detroit

It's also Fr*nch

[hollow wasp]

Fr

[hollow garden]

Have a good meal

[quick idol]

woah british propaganda

[hollow wasp]

Preach sister

[sullen pawn]

ok so like.. you enver answred my qeustion

what issues does my colony have

[novel jay]

There is, on one side of the coast, the Everglades. One the other side, the tropical rainforest of the Florida Keys

[quick idol]

first off its ran by you

[hollow wasp]

Thx it’s cat food, my favourite

[hollow wasp]

@hollow garden gator farm frfr

Ok bye

[novel jay]

That comes along as you actually do stuff. You have literally nothing but some guys, your supplies, and that’s it

[quick idol]

@novel jay try it, its not like we'll lose people or anything

[sullen pawn]

and walls... my walls got built right? 🤔

[hollow garden]

We will send poaching trips to these Everglades to hunt alligators and then we will skin them and then sell it back to the mainland in Iberia

[novel jay]

Did you send that message?

[hollow garden]

This is a dangerous endeavour

[quick idol]

He hates alligators

[hollow garden]

But I think it will give us many good tidings

[novel jay]

Sick; Steve Irwin shows up

[sullen pawn]

yes.....

[hollow garden]

I have alligator friends

I can't be racist against them

[novel jay]

Well, you have a wooden palisade. Defending some tents

[novel jay]

https://tenor.com/view/steve-irwin-thumbs-up-excellent-good-nice-gif-12489752465770264074

[hollow garden]

I looked him up

How did this guy die

Did he get mauled by a croc

[novel jay]

Stingray

[hollow garden]

Or did he die a normal way

[hollow garden]

Oh he is that guy

May he rest in peace

[novel jay]

He stepped on a stingray and died

[novel jay]

How will you make money

[quick idol]

@novel jay send land surveyors and scouts to canada, i trust in canada

[quick idol]

i do NOT give credits to @hollow garden for this idea

[novel jay]

It’s more of the same, just the soil in the southern section of the peninsula is good, and a bit warmer

[sullen pawn]

ok so what about the forgign and hunting

[quick idol]

damn

[sullen pawn]

well i feel like the first step should be to survive

[hollow garden]

Any developments or buildings of income established because of discoveries by this action will have to pay the Klezna toll

A 98% percent tax

[noble cradle]

Those who sludge:

[quick idol]

lets go west instead then, @novel jay do the same to the west of detroit

[quick idol]

too bad it didnt find anything

[hollow garden]

😔 ✊

[novel jay]

It’s enough to live

[quick idol]

Surely if theres nothing in the east theres got to be something in the west

[novel jay]

How far do you want to go

[sullen pawn]

aslright so for money i will start fishing off the coast and also can we plant soem cotton

[quick idol]

As far as we can go

[novel jay]

Sure

[sullen pawn]

Whats a guy gotta do to get in on the triangle trade?

[quick idol]

Make triangles

[novel jay]

Have a reason to be on the triangular trade

And money

[novel jay]

Northwest, or southwest

[quick idol]

Southwest

[sullen pawn]

could i try to also plant some tobacoo

[novel jay]

Sure, but it’s not going to be much

[sullen pawn]

still some xtra $

[novel jay]

It’s just more and more woods/plains… you go 100 miles, then 200, before the group turns around. There are just lakes and rivers

[quick idol]

Cant have shit in detroit 😭

[novel jay]

https://tenor.com/view/farm-farmer-farming-farmland-gif-5336028

[quick idol]

Average michigan experience

[quick idol]

What if theres like a billion ores under it, you never know, build mines in the southwest just to be sure

[novel jay]

Do you want to just survey the distance?

[novel jay]

You ended around Illinois

[quick idol]

what does this mean im stupid

[novel jay]

Do you want to go over the distance you explored, then survey for stuff?

[quick idol]

yes

[novel jay]

Nothing

Again

[quick idol]

is this why they saw cant have shit in detroit

[novel jay]

(I’m really looking for anything there, there is NOTHING)

[novel jay]

https://tenor.com/view/digging-for-diamonds-never-give-up-gamble-keep-gambling-trash-gif-4704373444474043443

[quick idol]

crazy idea what if we created a 2nd colony

map again

[novel jay]

There

[novel jay]

You don’t have houses

[quick idol]

Hmm

[quick idol]

We're going to wisconsin 🔥

[sullen pawn]

Build those woth lumber..

[novel jay]

Right now, your capabilities are in St. Claire, Lake Ontario, Lake Erie, Lake Huron, and northern Lake Michigan

[noble cradle]

2019

[novel jay]

How do you want to lay this out? Bunch of rural villages, one big town

,roll 20 Detroit recruitment

[haughty inlet]

petergriffin9675

:game_die: You rolled 18

[novel jay]

@quick idol huge

100 people

[quick idol]

PEAK

[novel jay]

Too far

[quick idol]

hmm

[quick idol]

How about here

[novel jay]

Sure

Which island

[quick idol]

the biggest one

[hollow wasp]

Yo I’m back sorry about that

[quick idol]

I just invaded spain

yall lost

[hollow wasp]

@novel jay how is klez going

[hollow wasp]

Hey!

[quick idol]

Hes not going

[hollow wasp]

What did u take

[quick idol]

@novel jay build mines on the island, there HAS to be something!!!

[quick idol]

everything

[hollow wasp]

Wdym everything? So am I just out?

[quick idol]

if theres nothing then theres nothing in canada

[quick idol]

you see i was lying

i did not invade spain

[hollow wasp]

Grrrr

[hollow wasp]

Well I’m not going anywhere near Detroit so ur fine

[quick idol]

Im all the way in detroit bruh

[hollow wasp]

To be fair I don’t actually know where Detroit is so you could actually be my neighbour

[quick idol]

michigan

[quick idol]

@hollow wasp the blue here

[hollow wasp]

I don’t know where Michigan is

[novel jay]

Tons of limestone

[quick idol]

YES

[quick idol]

more east

[hollow wasp]

@novel jay how is klez’s colony doing?

[quick idol]

Is there demand for limestone anywhere

[fresh jewel]

@novel jay how do I join it

[novel jay]

It’s popular in Europe, along with most other places; usually for churches

[novel jay]

He and Steve Irwin are killing crocodiles

[quick idol]

Start selling!!!

we are making MONEY

[quick idol]

Yeah

[hollow wasp]

Wwww those croc skins are gonna make us rich

[novel jay]

You stop losing money

[quick idol]

Build a town on the island, its a miracle!!!

[hollow wasp]

Just to spite ercan I’m going to mention that a lot of limestone for England and Ireland comes from a region called the burren in Ireland so no exports to England

[novel jay]

I will take in more new players next session (likely tomorrow)

[fresh jewel]

Alright

[quick idol]

@novel jay send land surveyors and scouts to the canadian land north of those islands, i believe in canada once again

[vital latch]

I didn't get pinged for this

huh

[quick idol]

Its discord being weird

[novel jay]

For the session, yes

[quick idol]

@vital latch anyways i apologize for that

[vital latch]

diecan

[novel jay]

(France isn’t at war with England)

(You have no warships)

[quick idol]

Hes england? Nvm i dont apologize

@vital latch i hope you lose more

[novel jay]

They come ashore, and are immediately driven away by natives

[quick idol]

woah literally war???

@novel jay can we form an army to protect our land

I assume we dont have one

[hollow wasp]

@novel jay ask the governor of new Castile for a few colonists to send up to me and klez

[novel jay]

Militia

[novel jay]

,roll 20 persuasion

[haughty inlet]

petergriffin9675

:game_die: You rolled 15

[quick idol]

Good enough, also start buying more guns from nekcrop

[novel jay]

Sure, 50

[novel jay]

You have no way to trade

[quick idol]

well fuck

I mean i dont think the natives have guns either

[novel jay]

Well, you do, but that’s regularly scheduled trade ships to Europe

[hollow wasp]

Epic, split them between the two settlements and expand the cacao and sugar plantations

[quick idol]

@novel jay its time to invade!!!

If they're there that means there must be something there that isnt just trees

[hollow wasp]

Careful those natives are pesky

[hollow garden]

@novel jay how is the alligator farm doin

[hollow garden]

Be careful Ercania's

[hollow wasp]

You actually set up an alligator farm?

W klez

[quick idol]

Yeah i know

[hollow garden]

yes 🤫 I think?

[novel jay]

You do have potash (half of gunpowder), and guns.

[quick idol]

I'll make up for it later i swear

[hollow wasp]

If anyone asks the answer is no

[novel jay]

With the reincarnation of Steve Irwin

[hollow wasp]

But like yeah get those skins

[quick idol]

How close are we to being able to produce guns then

[hollow wasp]

That’s just klez

[novel jay]

0 for guns, 70% for gunpowder

[quick idol]

We'll get there eventually, but i think we have enough guns right now to launch the invasion

[quick idol]

Do it

[hollow garden]

@novel jay okay so this scheme will take a while to bear fruit but send my junior son Juan back to Spain and he will be trained in theology to become a bishop and he will work his life to become an archbishop then a cardinal and then hopefully the pope and when he becomes the pope I will enact part 2 of the plan

[novel jay]

You launch a small raid of 20 guys (based off the island) to shoot some natives. 30 of them die, you only get one guy who got tomahawked in the face

[novel jay]

,roll 20 you have to get a 20

[haughty inlet]

petergriffin9675

:game_die: You rolled 7

[quick idol]

Alright, now send land surveyors and scouts again, this time with security

[hollow garden]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

kleznamish

:game_die: You rolled 9

[hollow garden]

NOO

My poor juan

[novel jay]

Bishop is as high as he goes

[hollow garden]

He will never succeed

[prime compass]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

belemin_

:game_die: You rolled 5

[quick idol]

He will succeed when mega mw starts

[novel jay]

He will be the new bishop of South Florida in 7 sessions

[quick idol]

😭

7 sessions

[novel jay]

I do 2 a week

So, there might be one tomorrow

[quick idol]

@novel jay do we find anything

[novel jay]

,roll 20
Which do you find?

[haughty inlet]

petergriffin9675

:game_die: You rolled 3

[quick idol]

Shit

Fought people only to find nothing 😔

[novel jay]

1-4 was gold; there were 5 options

You found gold

[quick idol]

Wait thats still good

[quick idol]

Build mines, start mining!!!

[novel jay]

You can build a mine, it’s small, but the soil isn’t deep, so you can bring up a decent amount of gold

[quick idol]

@novel jay advertise canada as a new land of opportunity, we found limestone and gold there while we found nothing in america lol

[quick idol]

Turns out the farther you go ftom detroit, the more the resources

[noble cradle]

,roll hog, seal

[haughty inlet]

parader_

:game_die: seal

[noble cradle]

@waxen remnant ok this means get hog

[quick idol]

,roll hog, hog 2

[haughty inlet]

ercanramanov

:game_die: hog

[novel jay]

,Roll 20

[haughty inlet]

petergriffin9675

:game_die: You rolled 17

[quick idol]

THE LUCK

[novel jay]

100 more

[quick idol]

ITS INSANE

[quick idol]

build a town in the land where we found gold

[novel jay]

It’s going to be a dot

(Since everyone lives in the mines)

[quick idol]

Thats better than nothing

[novel jay]

(And there are no farms)

[quick idol]

They yearn for the mines...

[quick idol]

can we build farms then

Or maybe we dont bother because the people yearn for the mines

[novel jay]

No

It’s the Canadian Shield

[quick idol]

Always the canadian shield that messes things up

😭

[hollow wasp]

@novel jay can we import some iron?

[novel jay]

Nothing grows here

[quick idol]

What do they eat

[novel jay]

Yes

[quick idol]

Gold?

[hollow wasp]

Mine dust

[novel jay]

Mostly potatoes

[hollow wasp]

@quick idol just don’t feed them Fr

[quick idol]

@novel jay canada is PROFITABLE, we'll send land surveyors and scouts to check if theres anything in the surrounding area too
Also send our militia for security 👽

[hollow wasp]

Less time eating = more time working

[novel jay]

Well, it’s the dreaded time

[quick idol]

The time where a tornado hits all of america at once

[novel jay]

No

[quick idol]

End of session?

[novel jay]

https://tenor.com/view/my-people-need-me-gif-12275429

Also, it’s now 1598

[quick idol]

Literally 1598

[hollow wasp]

Awww

[novel jay]

End of Session 7; session 8 will be tomorrow

[hollow wasp]

What time?

[novel jay]

12/12:30 EST

[hollow wasp]

Ok thx

I might be late but I’ll see

[frosty drum]

@novel jay are you Peter Parker

[worn shell]

That is the most confusing map of eastern North America I have ever seen

[novel jay]

Correct

[novel jay]

Deep blue (mostly in Canada): France.
Dark Yellow: Spain
Light Blue: Scotland (Prince Edward Island)
Light red: Denmark
Dark red: England
Green: Portugal
Orange: Dutch
Cyan: Sweden

[frosty drum]

Blueish Green also Sweden

[glacial inlet]

here's the second cavern

[hollow garden]

Could you color water areas

It would make it much less confusing

[silent smelt]

@waxen remnant

[novel jay]

I can’t

[novel jay]

I’ve tried; it just crashes

[hollow garden]

Ah what about the inside lakes then?

Or do these also crash it

[novel jay]

Maybe

[novel jay]

I can try overnight; if I do, you will see by tomorrows session

[frosty drum]

@hollow garden @novel jay @mossy oak

[novel jay]

What
Also @brisk dirge and @hexed otter

[mossy oak]

what

[hollow garden]

what

Skilkerz continue

[frosty drum]

Was just wondering why the Griffin family is here

[steep merlin]

The first cat in space was a French cat named Felicette (a.k.a. “Astrocat”) In 1963, France blasted the cat into outer space. Electrodes implanted in her brains sent neurological signals back to Earth. She survived the trip.

[glacial basalt]

yo what the heck in this game room happens

[thorn dragon]

yo what the heck in this game room happens

[vital latch]

we look at maps

and say things happen

,roll 20 expand

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 3

[vital latch]

I shrink

[brisk dirge]

You are not stewie griffin

💀

[glacial basalt]

yeah i not stewie grifin bro💀

same name

[quick idol]

Space mw is today

Game room has NOT fallen

[prime compass]

Game room is BACK

[frank latch]

@hollow garden are you hosting space mw?

[prime compass]

YES

TODAY

LAST SESSION OF SPACE MW (PEAK MW)

Last 😢

[hollow garden]

Yes!

@spring bison is this guy stupid

I swear there is such a bias in the Anglosphere against Napoleon

It probably stems from UK propoganda during the Napoleonic wars that still echoes to this day

Napoleon wasn't saint and he did usurp the republic

[wraith quarry]

im ngl people who worship napoleon are weird

[hollow garden]

But he was on the right side of history

[hollow garden]

True

He wasn't a perfect hero neither

He was egoistical and cared a lot about his personal ego

[hollow garden]

the old order and monarchies he fought against however were definitely on the wrong side

[wraith quarry]

he also committed some massacres

[hollow garden]

And it's for the better that Napoleon shook that order

Scam bot

Them scam bots are rampant these days

[wraith quarry]

ye

[prime compass]

@hollow garden @hollow garden dont sleep through session.

[frank latch]

Eh...

I mean
he was a dictator

He also attempted to radically reform the entire political structure of Europe

[prime compass]

Shhhh

[brittle gust]

But ... He did

He had good ideas, don't get me wrong

But his head got a bit too big

[hollow garden]

Yeah I know that the guy was too drunk on himself

But his reforms were pretty amazing

[prime compass]

True

[brittle gust]

Yeah you can't argue with that

It's what you get when you combine Alexander and Bismarck imo

Dude was a great bureaucrat

[hollow garden]

Would prime Alexander or prime Napoleon win

If they faced each other in battle

[hollow garden]

True

[brittle gust]

Prime napoleon, even if they had equal technology

Napoleon was a pro propagandist

Wait

[brittle gust]

I take that back

Napoleon was Caesar +++

[hollow garden]

His only fumbles are honestly trying to put his brother on the Spanish throne and invading Russia

Actually it's really weird how much of history is connected

[brittle gust]

You never invade russia

[frank latch]

depends on the technology I think

[hollow garden]

Like the Latin American wars of independence happened only because of Napoleon

And the Nahda movement in the arab world and Mohammed Ali rising to power only happened because Napoleon invaded Egypt

[brittle gust]

That was a fever dream; one does not mention that

[quick idol]

Hi people

[frank latch]

obviously Napoleon would win with 19th century technology and tactics

but. It doesn't seem comparable because they both existed in 2 very different ages with very environments.

One or both would need to be radically different in order to compare the two.

[brittle gust]

Guh, ghost

[hollow garden]

The Louisiana purchase to the US too

[hollow garden]

Hey Ercan

[frank latch]

invading Russia was the nail in the coffin.

[brittle gust]

You could see it as just having tactical minds at their level facing off, rather than themselves

[hollow garden]

Nolt are you knowledgeable enough about middle eastern history to know the Nahda and Mohammed Ali

[hollow garden]

Well let's assume they both have the same technology

And both know how it works

[frank latch]

true
but their tactics were wildly different because of technological differences. Altering the way their minds work

[hollow garden]

I mean he still had a chance

He could have accepted the Frankfurt proposal

And France would have been expanded a lot and he would have remained in power

He got a bit cocky and thought he could best them once again

But he was wrong this time

[quick idol]

Thankfully he didnt because france SUCKS

[brittle gust]

Well ofcourse, they had Prussia

[hollow garden]

This is how the fr*nch would have looked like today if Napoleon accepted the Frankfurt proposal

[frank latch]

this is kind of cursed

[frank latch]

French*

[prime compass]

Im not sure..

[hollow garden]

Is belemin finally showing his German nationalist side

Is he on his Afd pilled era

[prime compass]

No comment

[brittle gust]

This is very appealing to my eyes

[frank latch]

Idk tbh
An alt history like this is entirely unpredictable

[hollow garden]

I suppose this is true but it's no fun taking that as the answer

[brittle gust]

I do not like how the franco german to belgium borders loop

Look

It's too straight

This reminds me of the Roman boundaries

So that's also a plus

[frank latch]

well
I think Napoleon would have been better

(especially since Alexander died at like 22)

but then again...
if he had not died
he could have been better than Napoleon. And much younger

[brittle gust]

30 something actually

[frank latch]

was it?

[brittle gust]

Wait lemme check

[frank latch]

32

[prime compass]

32

Yeah

[brittle gust]

Yup

If alexander had gone further it would have been chaos after his birth

[hollow garden]

Alexander died at 32?

[frank latch]

Napoleon was 24 when he became a general...

[frank latch]

he might just be better

[hollow garden]

Older than what I would have expected

[prime compass]

Yeah

I know this

[frank latch]

yea

[brittle gust]

He has no Roman bureaucracy to support a large empire

[frank latch]

I thought it was 22

[brittle gust]

VERY young for a general, mind you

[hollow garden]

Well I think his limit was India

[frank latch]

very

[hollow garden]

damn

[brittle gust]

No, his limit was tired soldiers

[hollow garden]

Bow will you become a general of the American armed forces at 24

[quick idol]

And he'll invade venezeula

[brittle gust]

There's no way he was taking his elites all across anatolia egypt the balkans AND persia

[frank latch]

yes
and I promise to send troops to Colombia to help in their fight against insurgents

[quick idol]

Banan got some competition

[brittle gust]

Preach

[hollow garden]

An interesting thing about this part is that it's cause of the emergence of Pan Arabism as an ideology alongside ideas of secularism and liberalism but most of these ideas and ideologies have been shattered because of the Arab Israeli wars and the rise of Islamism since the events of 1979

[hollow garden]

True

[hollow garden]

Over extension 😔 ✊ bro focused only on his military actions

And completely abandoned development

[quick idol]

Dude was playing mapwars irl

[brittle gust]

No I don't think that

It was probably being taken care of regional governors

He needed a heir

A legitimate one

[hollow garden]

Wasn't he gay

Or are these rumors

[frank latch]

He was Macedonian...

can't rule it out

[prime compass]

,roll yes, no

[haughty inlet]

belemin_

:game_die: yes

[prime compass]

@hollow garden he was ga

[brittle gust]

Maybe. Maybe not.
Ancient definitions of sexuality can be different from modern ones.

He could've just made his heir a general

[prime compass]

Gay

[quick idol]

,roll roll, dont roll

[haughty inlet]

ercanramanov

:game_die: dont roll

[quick idol]

Damn

[frank latch]

,roll God is real, God is not real

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: God is real

[frank latch]

so it is prophesized

[hollow garden]

,roll God loves bow, God is netural about builder of worldz, God hates the critter

[haughty inlet]

kleznamish

:game_die: God hates the critter

[hollow garden]

My condolences bow

[prime compass]

,roll God hates Klez, God loves Klez

[haughty inlet]

belemin_

:game_die: God loves Klez

[rose cape]

i will become god king of america at 24

[brittle gust]

,roll Allah loves bow, Allah is netural about builder of worldz, Allah hates the critter

[haughty inlet]

.qwas.

:game_die: Allah is netural about builder of worldz

[rose cape]

real

[frank latch]

nope

you're Bri*ish 🤮

[rose cape]

you are the only person descended from british heritage here xuddy

[prime compass]

Ok bow

Im

I

[rose cape]

the british blood runs in your veins

[frank latch]

but
I'm civilized

[prime compass]

Im from iranian descent

[hollow garden]

Aren't you Iraqi

or are you a Shia spy

[prime compass]

Im iraq

[quick idol]

Belemin is from beleminland

[prime compass]

True

[brittle gust]

,roll belemin is shia spy, belemin is not, belemin is holy sunni person

[haughty inlet]

.qwas.

:game_die: belemin is holy sunni person

[brittle gust]

@prime compass 🙏🙏🙏

[hollow garden]

Ahl al sunna wal jammaha

[quick idol]

,roll belemin is, belemin is not

[haughty inlet]

ercanramanov

:game_die: belemin is not

[frank latch]

@hollow garden question
How does Sunni Islam and Shia Islam differ?

Ismal...

[quick idol]

@prime compass you are not

[prime compass]

I am not what

[quick idol]

you are not

[prime compass]

YOU are not

[quick idol]

I am

[prime compass]

No youre not

[quick idol]

Yeah i am

[prime compass]

Ercan Rakhmonovic

@quick idol what will we do if klez sleep through session

[quick idol]

Throw an antiproton bomb at him

[prime compass]

Bet

Which Version?

[quick idol]

Latest

[prime compass]

Velkoz

Zelyr mine incident?

[quick idol]

The velkoz one

[prime compass]

Ok

[quick idol]

When will you apologize to the crystals btw

[prime compass]

Never 😹😹

[hardy edge]

Whos winning

[quick idol]

Me

And not you

[hardy edge]

Hey ercan!

[quick idol]

Hi

[hardy edge]

When are you becoming mod

[quick idol]

Never

[prime compass]

Hi toast

[frank latch]

Napoleon

[prime compass]

Hello toast

Hey toast

I dropped an antiproton bomb on ercan

[rose cape]

Hey toast!

[frank latch]

Bonjour Toast

[rose cape]

When are you becoming mod

[quick idol]

Im becoming mod when they bring the moderator role color back

Bring it back!!! @hardy edge

[hollow garden]

The primary divide was a political rather than a religious one Sunni islam believes the first four successor rulers after Mohammed were valid but the Shias think the fourth one should have been the first one and the first three were not valid
Sunni Islam is more decentralized and believes that the ruler should follow the Sunna (Mohammed's example) while the Shias believe that the ruler should descend from Mohammed (this was relevant centuries ago but now basically any person is descended from Mohammed) and they do not recognise the authority of the Sunna
Shia Islam is more centralised similar wise to the Catholic church and has much more denominations
And both have their own quirks and rullings and believe the other has distorted parts of the holy scripture

[hollow garden]

Tomorrow

@hardy edge When are new admins dropping

[hardy edge]

Hey amazting

[rose cape]

never

[hardy edge]

Hey belemin

[rose cape]

they are doing an admin purge

[hardy edge]

Tomorrow

[rose cape]

brisketandchad is next

[hardy edge]

Belemin got admin

[frank latch]

wow

[hardy edge]

Server is saved

[prime compass]

Yes hru

[quick idol]

January Eye
February Jupe

[quick idol]

Who are yall betting on for march

[rose cape]

#🎲game-room message

[frank latch]

when will you give me admin so I can have a yellow name?

[quick idol]

there is a yellow rank

you know

[frosty drum]

@hollow garden session?

[frank latch]

the day of chicken has passed 😔

[frosty drum]

Someone mentioned "Anti Proton Bomb"

[frank latch]

😱

[hardy edge]

Yellow rank granted

[quick idol]

Donate your xp to me

[frank latch]

Chicken

[prime compass]

Oh my godo

Tap like chicken

[quick idol]

He got his wish

[frosty drum]

Is there a session or just yap

[quick idol]

Yap for now

For now

[prime compass]

Soon

[quick idol]

Peter and klez are hosting today

[hollow garden]

Yap for now

[prime compass]

I am the best space mw company

[hollow garden]

Fish too I think

[prime compass]

!

[frank latch]

how does one freeze rank?

[frosty drum]

https://tenor.com/view/haha-so-funny-gif-27253208

[quick idol]

is it international mapwars day or what

[quick idol]

Click channels & roles

up on the channel list

[hardy edge]

I just fucking reheated my lasagna for 2 minutes in the microwave

[frosty drum]

@frank latch what happened?

[prime compass]

Zelyr mine incident

[hardy edge]

I meant to do 20 seconds

[prime compass]

Hi hru

[frank latch]

Merci

[frank latch]

wdym

[quick idol]

He wanted a yellow role

[prime compass]

Hey mister toast would you be interested in buying BFI shares

[frosty drum]

Oh

Ok

[hardy edge]

Do you actually wanna keep it

[quick idol]

@frank latch whats your opinion on #🌟royal-tavern

[frank latch]

@wraith quarry Confirm request.

[frank latch]

Oui

[hardy edge]

Oh okay ill just keep it then

[frank latch]

never cared about royal tavern
honestly is even more brainrotted than general

[wraith quarry]

Fish1 confirming request

[prime compass]

Toast

[frank latch]

Merci

[hardy edge]

Hey belemin

[prime compass]

Would you be interested in buying....BFI shares in the #1339796913607671828

[frosty drum]

@novel jay Imma Create petoria frfr

[novel jay]

@alpine raft @cerulean siren session in 10

[alpine raft]

aight bet

[quick idol]

Peak

[novel jay]

Session 8

@quick idol @alpine raft @frosty drum @frank latch

[quick idol]

YES

what was i about to do

[frosty drum]

I've been summoned

[novel jay]

@sullen pawn @balmy epoch @prisma flame @vital latch

[alpine raft]

aight

[hollow wasp]

Hi hello

[novel jay]

@cerulean siren @rose cape @spring bison

[alpine raft]

@novel jay ask the portuguese king for some people, say that im expanding the portuguese language

[rose cape]

peeak

[quick idol]

@novel jay explore south from here

[alpine raft]

and providing other portuguese colonies with weapons @novel jay

[novel jay]

@hollow garden @midnight ocean @marsh lance

[quick idol]

@alpine raft can i buy more guns

[novel jay]

That isn’t yours

[quick idol]

Why does the color look so similar

[alpine raft]

how many

[novel jay]

…
You guys don’t have a gun trade

[quick idol]

or am i schizo

[novel jay]

It’s another French player

[quick idol]

I keep forgetting bruh

@novel jay where can nekcrop reach we need gun trade

[alpine raft]

il sell him whatever guns he needs