#🎲game-room
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no
Ok
@prime compass How am I doing
The deer stares at you and starts to approach you
Pretty well
The mammoths are good
How many mammoths and people
just walk away and begin gathering larger logs and branches to add to the fire;
@prime compass start searching trees for squirrels
The deer runs away
The fire is very much alive
when spotted hit them while holding my emerald in hand
You find out that the emerald has also sharpened your eyes
And you spot them pretty easily
You get...4
consume
Raw..
if my appendix is still working i should be okay
ur eating squirrels raw?
Your appendix EXPLODED
And youre dead
GG game over
lmao
this guy be fine tho
You try to eat it but its too tough
use the stone i had earlier from the ooga booga to bludgeon it
and tenderize the meat
man drank fucking blended raw chicken wtf
@wraith quarry last Action..
scan my surroundings
stay in the tree
It doesnt act aggressive
And...kicks the tree
@wraith quarry you fall down
But the Wolf only licks you
@prime compass ok this is really good
Should have a map eventually frfr
Who was the most successful
What does this mean
@hollow garden you missed half of session.. ss
@hollow garden @hollow garden @hollow garden
Here
@cerulean siren @prime compass @hollow garden is this good for a tidally locked world?
Or no
Idk
I feel like something is a bit off
This mapwar would go crazy...
Ik
That's what I need help with
(I'm trying to Remaster the Tidally locked world)
Is that a good or a bad thing
@hollow garden
There are about 70 different cat breeds and a staggering 500 million pet cats in the world.
Yes mostly a good thing
But people just make fun of centrists online
@hollow garden
Ah
@hollow garden
What
Did..you like the random rpg
yes
would be more spherical
like as if the different sides are like the poles
if its tidally locked why is it spinning 🤔
I'm testing ways of making a tidally locked world
If just want a globe of it
What even is this
This isn’t even a map anymore bro this is 3 rectangles 😭😭😭
when is garlic hopping off aoh3 and hopping on terraria
never...
garlic got... the rot...
aoh3 is so ass how does he like that shit
What mods
If you don’t play tmodloader i am turning you into ash
vanilla
The best thing about tmodloader is picking the absolute worst mods possible and seeing if your game crashes or not
@acnaq
FUCK
@midnight ocean qud might be better than i thought
this shit generates 5 gigazillion pages of history based on what you did in your qud save
shit is actually fucking crazy bro
this includes endings and even the smallest of histories
it records it all
so peak!
is that like a mod
didn’t the game get modding support somewhat recently
thtas vanilla,,,
what
i dont play qud with mods its perfectly fine vanilla
Oh
Yeah you can probably tell i have never played
I’ll do it later trust me
The Daxos Times
Date: Sept - 50 - 843IY
Year 7 of the Tourtix War
》《》《》《》《》《》《》《》《》《》《》《
- Today officially marks 7 Imperial years or 7,000 Imperial days since the beginning of the Tourtix War. So far, the Tourtix war has been the MOST devastating and deadly single-system war in Imperium history. Over $10 trillion in infrastructure destroyed, and 2.8 billion dead.
The Most complex thing about the Tourtix war is all the parties involved: - Native Tourtixains
- Kilro Prision Revolts
- Duke Zexok(Khronoyin)
- Rainboltians
- The Tourtix Unionists
- Radiant Dust Collection Agencies
- Pirates
- Typicanoids
》《》《》《》《》《》《》《》《》《》《》《 - The war in Tourtix really started over who had Authority to the system. Originally, Tourtix was owned by the Imperial Government for its high Radiant Dust concentration. However, in the process of settling Radiant dust collection companies, many powerful people who were not the native Tourtixians would join the system. When the Government left about 21 IY ago, Tourtix was divided into 3 parts: The Dukedom[Khronoyin] The Republic[Natives] and The Union[Multicultural].
- Initially the divide was fine, as the people of the system would just vote for who would represent all of them. Until the Khronoyins tried to stage a coup for system Senator. This started the war which devolved into trying to control the entire system.
- The War in Tourtix has been damaging to the economy. Ever since the war started , price in Radiant Dust has shot up by 142%. Most belive the Imperial Government should intervene and tack control of the situation, however some feel doing this would expand the war beyond the systm and spill in over across the Khronoyins - Alienos Divide .
》《》《》《》《》《》《》《》《》《》《》《 - Heading into this election, the war in Tourtix remains as a major issue. Candidates Carl Sophr is a HUGE supporter of Imperial Intervention in Tourtix, and intends to send the 3rd Fleet to occupy parts of the System Day 1 if elected.
Please explain in 2 sentences i can’t read any of this
Palestine Isreal but in space
I agree, not because i hate aoh3 but because i hate garlic
Maybe Carl ist bads
Carl is a CEO and Khronoyin 🤫
But he's running as a Populists
unreal
WHY CANT HUMANS AND ORCS JUST COOEXIST WHY CANT THEY WH_YYYYYY GOD OH GOD WHY
NOOOOOOO
Because humans cant live with such inferior species
I’m doing a bit of theory crafting here but i think if Microsoft made Minecraft today they would only make the Bedrock version
🤯
They need to sell those hello kitty addons and those texture packs and those furniture addons and OF COURSE you can’t forget the maps and the skins and the minecoins
If it was made today Java wouldn’t even exist and you’d have to pay for all of the “mods” and it would basically just be a mobile game
Respectfully minecraft wouldnt be popular if it was made today
I agree with this statement
probably not
average
Yeah true
https://youtu.be/QzGWRFDSEaU?si=flkJTG5R58uL7VKH
@west path wjen are you doing this
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re duce re use re cycle
exactly
I already watched this
wyrewolwerowany rewolwerowiec
wyrewolwerował wyrewolwerowaneg
o rewolwerowca
unreal
why would ty dolla sign say this
holy this is evil
ive already failed three times
ive failed like 16 times
Cooked?
I give up
too hard
guh
hi chat
hi bookish
~rpa @slender sandal
I'm not doing rpa here
Where then lol and why not here
It’s literally game room
Just wait until I get access
What gives access?
Idk how i even got it
I don't wanna
~rpa @slender sandal
halo0pk0ok., @fossil sorrel has challenged you to a game of rock paper anything! Do you accept?
I'm not gonna do it bro
Where then
halo0pk0ok. did not accept the game in time.
Minecraft has strayed far from its original tenants
The most damning evidence for this is the fact that mojang wouldn’t add the creeper into the game today
~rpa @cedar zealot
Fooling my Tom
I hope nolt did well on his exam today
@brittle gust how did you do
I guess fish didnt host
Fíßh ẞmêllß líkë çüßtærd
I have no exam today
This is a Sunday
I thought you had one yesterday
I have exam on 15th
Saturday
No
Or is it the next Saturday
.
Which subject is it again
Best present ever
English
Goodluck
Yuh yuh
I have like 14 exams in one day
Oof
BLEGH
That stinks
Well they are pass only exams
i have five over the course of a month
And the school gave us an answer sheet somehow
So I think I will be fine
I used to have English tests English isn’t my first language
I thought that was next Saturday
oh no
Ohhh nooo
🙏
Oh fuck
nah it was this saturday, next saturday is going to be missed
Wait aren't you American teacup
This was the last time I would be free for a month
What nationality is the cup
oh fucking cooked
Pain
Italian ❤️
I'm planning to host on sunday maybe, but I'm not sure
Quite fitting
I still can't attend cus I'd be eeping during the hosta
Man i feel like I have adhd
Thank you
I didn't even read the announcement properly
I don't do anything properly
Let me search up symptoms rq
untrue you give people a daily cat and the daily cat is based
I mean, I don't think you're very bad at english at all
Thank you
I sometimes have slip ups
That's one of the few things I do properly
Daily cat!!
I might have to stop if I get my phone taken tho
meowmwo
I need a successor
Meow
Ah rip
if your phone disapears I'll try to fill in wherever I can but may forget
I do have a successor in mind tho
@compact talon do you want the honour of posting daily cat in the cases of my disappearings
Sure
W
poor moon org
Guh you don't have alliance with moon?
Something we have been trying to get. 😭😭😭
💔
@waxen remnant ALLIANCE NOW ! ! !
iirc the issue was rivera doesn't want to be in a clan chat with hottestdog
btw @brittle gust I'm working on cat club mw
Hello chat
does this give a headache
Oooh
Hai
ask @surrav i
Add a rainbow in the corner
intentional
Or a sum
@compact talon negotiate with rivera/surravi
actually not a bad idea at all
Ok
That's entirely fair if you remember the incident 👽👽
What incident
Rblumi how is silly animals doing these days
blumi I would like to see people for what they currently do rather then their past fuck ups, plus I don't even know what this incident is
Frfr
It's doing fine and we have a lot of peak low ranks like 3mk ( via alliance ) or this one guy who said Donald duck was from Thomas the tank engine 👽👽
You have 3mk???
@vital latch i quit cat club
cooked
I will not leave if you add two sums and two rainbows in the corner of the map
Double down
Quad down*
I don't know about the suns though since the star is somewhere else
[this is surprisingly a serious mw despite the vibrancy... my genre of choice for hosting stuff is surreal fantasy so that's kinda what's happening there]
:o
for the sillies I'm going to try and guess what all the major hosts hosting "genre" is
What are your guesses rn?
Qevie - High fantasy
Blumi - Dark fantasy
Cosmic - Surreal fantasy
BoW - Low fantasy
Fish - Realism
Skillerz - Space
Peter - Realism
Pat - [Unsure I haven't played their mw]
Klez - Science Fantasy
Garlic - Realism/Sometimes low fantasy
did I miss anyone
Low fantasy?
fantasy but not that much fantasy
Ah okay
added them
@wraith quarry when will you introduce magic to fishistan to spice things up
What about magic metal of doom
is this actually what its called now
I'd say klez should be both fantasy and sci fi
Idk i just call it fishistan
oh yeah he did that sci fi mw, maybe science fantasy 
Blame bow cus naming Bowistan Bowistan was a very good idea everyone(or just myself) will copy
bowistan is a very decent name
ngl idk what to call the cat club mw...
Hmmm lemme think
Jerry's:
Yeah
idk if it'd fit the whole theme I'm going for with it being if a mw had a baby with my insanity and rpg's
but it'd be a good name...
~bt
What about thinking of a few more names and doing a poll
Uhh what other names
when I drop the main announcement messages world details and finish the map [it's not going to be doc so making the map and history will take some time]
@wild mason: Help
Rare non doc mw
W
tbf it's going to be a mw where most people are going to start either with nothing or as a vassal of a kingdom at most
which also means I need to write like... 8 billion npcs 
watch this "experimental" mw become the mw with the most planning in history
Make them all after server members fr
Eye can be the planet eating big bad
maybe I should at least do this for qevie to cover up his lack of being in cat club or allied clan
this mw is only 20% a ploy for silly animals to accept being friends with us
Jerry's
50% an experimental test for my large scale worldbuilding, 20% an activity booster, and 10% a friendship supporter
Jerry's
I did admitidly have a name in mind last night but it kinda sucked
@vital latch what mw is that btw
("The Long Blight by the Creak")
Teue
an experimental one I'm going to host in cat club that's surreal fantasy where you play as a character and their respective dynasty rather then your nation
Tell me to never let you choose names btw
(you'll actually be able to join it since allies will be able to participate
)
it was 2am
Never try to cook during 2am
and I can't cook names regardless
no idea
Oh thank God
Nearly wrote your name in the Death Note
(I've been watching Death note)
WAIT THIS IS HOW IT WORKS??
@vital latch send your current time in am/pm rn
You're never going to host it but, what is it?
Death note style RPG
the reasons I'm hosting it in cat club are 50% because its a more polite crowd then game room (if I fuck up, and considering its a really experimental project I probably will. This is also part of the reason Genesion RPG is in well... genesion, but thats more for the channel freedom), 20% to convince silly animals to be friends, 20% to boost activity, and 10% to make our friends happier
10:10pm
22:10
@brittle gust @vital latch
How would it even work
could be cool, but for this to work you would definitely need to take a genesion rpg approch and promote people to keep secrets
since thats kinda what deathnote is
(I've not watched death note)
take almost all the focus away from combat and instead make it mostly a sort of puzzle game where players try to trick eachother to find out whose evil
Scuffed among us
So I'll probably have one person have the death note (I'll be a specter only visible to them)
Write a person's rpg name in the Death Note they die
But it's a lot more complex
Why can't I typeee
don't be the shemegani thing yourself yourself
make them an npc
very similar in practice
but it gives the players a diferent interpretation of it
if they you have a character who is literally yourself it becomes like fish playing his own mw
Oh wait is occlaus you in disguise???
it makes your mw/rpg seem scuffed
technically all the npcs are
there is no cosmic self insert though
Ok
@vital latch are you gonna attend the next skribbl.io session and not snooze like last time 💔
~rpa @waxen remnant
(yet
just you wait till you encounter "Shillium Winidai" a very real character who is very much a self insert)
eyequ, @frosty drum has challenged you to a game of rock paper anything! Do you accept?
@frosty drum vs @waxen remnant
💀📓 skillerzthegamer chose death note!
👻✨🚢 eyequ chose a spirit that possess an armada of blinding light!
:trophy: @waxen remnant won!
I can pray, is it already planned?
next time I'll set an alarm
@vital latch which member would be the best L though
whoever can yap the quickest
Ercan
so probably qevie or blumi
no)
you'd have to ask birb
which tbf we might have to switch up skribblio
@modern stump !
Oil would actually be a good L if you think about it
ok no alarm to be set yet
(Not having him in it)
why were you even sleeping bro
I disagreesterisk, I think he has the boldness but not much else
what I'd suggest doing there is letting everyone create their character and see if anyone makes a natural fill in for the main detective guy
Who would be a good light though
Most important question
again, see who makes the most sense after they make their character
if I were to lodge a guess maybe pat?
actually death might be a good detective guy
Hmm
(its usually every saturday)
yeah im working on a custom words list (if anyone has ideas dm me fr 🙏)
put all the clans in there
is it only for your shitty alliance
we played in general vc earlier
actually maybe put some of the clans on there some sound imposible to draw
but cry more ig
oh
@balmy epoch hello Honey Bee
but like moon org can be a building on the moon like an hq
hi
literally the question was if anyone can play or is it for your alliance only 😭
why are you so pressed over worldbox server clan beef
anyways lmk if you end up doing this I'm willing to help however posible if its not too much of a time sink
@balmy epoch hello Honey Bee
no
everyone in silly animals deserves to die in a raging inferno
these guys have the right idea
they'll experience the raging inferno however through the fomo from the best mw of all time
(this is a joke btw)
we’ll miss manneva?
(cat club me might end up being good but if I said it's gonna be peak that'd be a pure bred lie)
when does cat club do the right thing and come home to silly animals and islambox
Silly animals is like that edgy emo teen child of cat club
@midnight ocean confirm?
true!
except you guys are slowly dying
honey bee if you join the manneva glazers I will be very angry at you for a long time, I'm already in a hate streak from something earlier today and I don't actually want you to make blumi even happier just because it's funny
only cosmic keeps you up
Lies
we are the successful child that cut off their parents
Also a lie
And you went off with FAKHER of all people?
the gay child (with arabbox) who cut off his homophobic parents
islamarabox and silly animals can be friends with us whenever they want we just wont abandon our other friends for it
Lmao
that would ruin all the silly joke wars we can make in the future 😔
your friends are all slop clans
you are going to take this back when cat club mw exists btw!1!!1!1 😡
2 people play
I'm sending the lusophone horde after you(they already have 5k messages)
all the mw players are in silly animals or arabbox
me
fakher
blumi
other people
It actually 6.8k
more effort to put into making them have a good experience
@modern stump you had a good clan going and you destroyed it for slop
Nekcrop
Not all
lol
Cat club 4ever
also I'm hoping to appeal to people who don't usually play mw's so they have more fun with it 
I forgor you only play blumi mw's
(ye ik, we're all joking)
(I hope)
not when im talking about moon CULT
they are evil
No, they worship a cat because the moon is a cat and hence are not evil
acnaq has the immunity card to cosmic hosting...
Im playing the twovo map war Ive heard hes good
You should play Bowistan and fishistan
fish mw is slop
you haven't once heard that I'm a good host? 
bowistan is good tho
You're just sulking you got fucked 😂😂😂 (beg fish so you can play someone else and kill everyone else in the MW)
Honestly was better than I was thinking
I could but again the mw just sucks
it’s slow
all the people in my clan left to join moon org 💀
nothing happens
(which actually might make sense considering most of the people that played my mw's aren't exactly active game room people atm and Genesion RPG one isn't a mw and two is disconnected from wb...
and also considering I'm not actually the second coming of jesus christ when it comes to hosting but we don't talk about that)
you joined your own destructor
All my homies hate the moon cult
Yeah it's a cold war
then why are you allied to it
I'm half inclined to start a world war but everyone would back out in a year or not even join at all
this
So I can fill their chat w8th my messages, it’s pretty funny since it was made to fight my cult
everyone does their best to prevent it from happening
who was the original owner
I agree with honey bee fish mw isnt good
I think fish could host a good mw if he wanted to
Of what?
moon cult
but fish mw as it stands has out lived the parts where its enjoyable imo
Eye but Rivera made the clan
its gotten old and has ailed with its age
The simplest solution for me would have been to attack oil to start a world war but now I can't because qevie made a CAST law that we can't attack oil.
Why couldn't i have been awake oh my god
I hate timezones
we can get rid of it now qevie left cast
this
It was the closest we've been a world war
He left the mw
it’s just the mw is fundamentally flawed
"forever"
(lie)
probably not forever for him but eh
yeah
if fish were to just stop doing fish mw and come back in 2 months with something new I'm sure it'd be great
It's a ticking time bomb which (un)fortunately got diffused
(or a week if he has my work ethic, but that'd also mean he'd host it once a month)
future fishistan where a nuclear desolation has happened?
I honestly think a sequal would be horrible though it'd have to be smth entirely new
technological progress in fish mw would be insane
fish mw as it stands has a cancer looming it and as we all know, no cancer treatment is permanent
He manufactures crises to empower his own self insert nation and then tells players to ' stop arguing ' when they tell him they are BS. It's not that hard to just do normal realistic problems nations face but stubbornly insists on complete nonsense like saying tje entire military of someone he doesn't like is compromised.
@wild mason would you be on board with a world war for the fun of it
this might be true but I feel really mean straight up saying this is true
No comment since I don't really know any instance of this(I am too dead)
it is true tho
straight up
it is but again its kinda rude to fish so I don't really have the balls to say it in plain words like that anymore
if you want
I don’t feel like it’s rude
he’s a genuinely good host and knowledgeable in a lot of things
but he has to ditch this mw
he’s trying too hard to keep it alive
,roll 2
:game_die: You rolled 1
No polytopia
the only ways I can think to word it make it feel like I'm calling him narcisicitic, which is quite rude 😔
There hasn't even been a session in ages
he is, and he should, and everyone would play a new fish mw
It's a once in a blue moon thing
true it does seem like it’s actually dying out this year
which is a good thing
fish might not say its dying out though
I worry that if fish mw rn dies fish wont do another mw
which fair enough
but with his experience from the first one a new mw from him would unironically be great if it fixed the issues of the first
i could make a fire map war fr if i stop procrastination and actually worked on trying to prepare something like it
wrong gif
there we go
Can you leave bro alone 😭
I know you aren't the biggest fan of it
But you don't need to keep on criticizing it all the time
Well he plans to do that battle one right
it was a conversation with 2 other people criticizing it
we’re allowed to have discourse
there are many people who don’t like it
that what? 
I'm not attacking you
I'm just saying that I feel like you are a bit too harsh on him
I'm not sure
Literally me frfr
I mean I think it’s fair to criticize something that I believe is fundamentally flawed
I’m not insulting him as a person
he’s not a bad host but this mw is very much flawed
we need to set precedents for map wars and one of them should be that a host shouldn’t be playing
for me it's
- Host doesn't play in their own mw
- Host doesn't blame everything on the players
if a host is either playing in their own mw or blames everything on the players I avoid the mw like it's the plague for the most part
and if it's both of those at the same time
🥶
the sick man of #🎲game-room
grrr critique grr extremely satanic
ive already told him this 🕊️
grrr critique grr extremely satanic
the Fish situation is INSANE
Fish's response breaks the internet
i love-hate those tabloid youtuber titles
Is this update 1.0 or 0.23?
gang
When a cat chases its prey, it keeps its head level. Dogs and humans bob their heads up and down.
https://discord.com/channels/522561390330904585/1337765244872949892 for anyone interested, you dont have to do anything, you just make a team and watch
anyone remember when Fish said he was gonna host yesterday?
Fish said he was gonna host yesterday?
Anyone remember
@marsh lance @prime compass @frank latch how was yalls day
Goods wbu
which day
there are a lot of days
Vro…
this one has barely started
It was good btw how about yours
True?
Just started
First time in months i had 7-8 hours of sleep
Woke up at 9 am
@marsh lance
Eucolyatis
why are you not sleeping
I do
Either it's a few hours
Or 12 hours
the few hours might be why it's or 12 hours
@frank latch you slip and see a big city
you should probably go to bed at a specific time
I slip?
Its abandoned
like...
While walking 🤫
time slip?
(I'm at my camp)
when did I start walking?
This is not canon btw
ah
This is a dream 🤫
I burn the city to the ground
fascists of america
https://discord.com/channels/522561390330904585/1337765244872949892 only 2 slots open
Just the Sound of water moving far away
@frank latch you get stabbed and die
The end
real
😔
I think pretty good session 🤫
Because
I made everything on the go 🤫
@spring bison lebronus Jameiston
well
yesterday was okay
I wish I got more done
but. Oh well.
Today
I wish I got up earlier instead of just laying in bed
Bow depression arc?
procrastination arc*
youve only really had that arc
No more bowistan 😔
yea
bowistan session in 2060
I lay in bed and regret it a ton a couple times
then get out of bed
By 2060 we will by at 206 AS
nope
real
thats in 2113
bow will get so lazy he will only host 20 minutes sessions every 6 months
THE CAKE IS A LIE
DON'T BELIEVE WHAT THEY TELL YOU
DON'T BELIEVE THE CAKE
What
🎂 🥮 🍥
By 700 AS we will be in the napoleons
thats in 11025
true
💔
sessions will be 1 second long hosted every decade
THERES AN EMOJI CALLED FISH CAKE 😭
rabbits
yes
@frank latch @prime compass
it's a good hunting animal
I want bunny..
I see
🍥
This is the emoji
Yummers
Where are bunnies in bowistan
Cake or Death
the north
the southeast
mideast
central territories
Linzian desert
and eastern Haj'i-tu
I see
@silent smelt
how may i help you
check, Dms
@frank latch what animals reside in dorak btw
@frank latch what animals reside in bowistan btw
Bow can we likes...rpg in 2 hour if possible
When will you join cat club
No
We have klez
No
but...
there's a thing I gotta do
basically at the same time
and then Qevie rpg
oh wait no
Qevie rpg is at that time
the thing I gotta do is after
@prime compass @frank latch sus amogus
Incorrect
Incorrect
What is this
I dont know, make me know
So basically here, we play something called “Map Wars” which is basically just us roleplaying as nations and developing them and taking over territory
Think of it like strategy games but on discord
And this is why we post maps and stuff and talk about fictional nations
Honestly i am very surprised there’s a community for this here, this is the server where you would least expect stuff like this popping up
@frank latch @cerulean siren @rose cape Session 4
@wild mason @prisma flame @spring bison
@vital latch @hollow wasp @marsh lance @balmy epoch
kill florida (joke)
ok im gonna wait for other people while i think of action
@novel jay What do I deeply lack as it stands if anything? (Water/food/housing, whatever)
Alright (I hope people show up)
E
You have no way of paying the Virginia Company, who are your sponsors
You want to join?
Alright; what are you thinking of?
And @midnight ocean
Start building a pier at the oceanside so that we are open to boats. We probably don't have the population to send anything yet; but they will be able to approach us.
Massachusetts?
Which colonizer
Britain
real
I don’t know if I should allow three people per colonizer
Sweden
Deport All Orionates to Lankley Island as a Human Zoo?
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Alright; you somewhat act as a friendly port for European ships
Which area of Massachusetts
Boston
Alright
@wraith quarry when u host big boy
@novel jay i am risen
@novel jay colony status
ok im completely forgot what is the state of my colony rn
Let me set up Swedish Boston
@frosty drum You are set up in the bay; 200 settlers are sent, and you have a couple wealthy investors from Stockholm. You reach the bay, and are greeted rather warmly by the natives.
You found Vinland. You have a decent population, exports of wood, and contact with Iceland
@novel jay Attempt to build more houses and farms, the current order of things will attempt to be:
Moderate amount of farmers
Moderate in construction
Moderate in gathering materials for construction
Other then that specialties will be heavily limited for the time being as these three things are what we need need for the time being
what are our main issues rn
Do we have translators?
next time i can
You have connections to the governor in Spain, your fellow colonist in Miami. You can make a decent living selling cheap sugar to Europe.
i went on vacation this last week so i gotta catch up on my work
@novel jay send out land surveyors to inspect more of the westwards land, especially along the coast
Not much, just you are still not huge
@novel jay if we do
Then let's talk
danish newfoundland will be soon,,,
You don’t find a ton of natives, but you find decent land, more wood, some pastureland, and a small seasonal English fishing spot
@novel jay burn the brazil
english? 🤨 😈
wait who is england
A couple of them know English, but you don’t know English. Nor do you know their native tongue, or do they know Swedish
It’s something that was just automatically here; it’s modern St. John’s. Basically nobody permanently lived there (NPC)
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@prisma flame Is going to be mad about this
I do not care
@novel jay ok begin coastal expansion in order to increase our fishing output
Burn the brazil
Do you want to claim it?
😱
yes
Alright
Well let's Begin building the settlement (collect wood for fires during the winter.)
Also survey the area (until the natives don't want me to)
~bt
@rose cape: They started the resolution to him. Report (or local)
Danish Newfoundland
@novel jay who is my sponsor btw
You are a bit different; the king is directly your sponsor
@novel jay give me swedish carribeans
Are you Swedish
You circle around the Massachusetts Bay, and survey the land until you hit the hills of the Green Mountains
Already have 2 Swedish players
So which general area
How far
Sorry I didn’t get to this. You just do basic farming at the level enough to sustain the community; nothing fancy. You make some wooden homes, finish the well, get enough materials to make firewood and some for storage
Hi sorry I’m late
About 50 kilometers inland
@novel jay how are the cash crop plantations doing?
I don’t think you have them yet; you might( I don’t remember)
Begin collecting Lumber
And hunt animals
Wish i had cash crops bro 😭
@novel jay
Let me map it; this area only has a few natives
Any other ideas?
I think they were developing at the end of the last session, klez sold his house to start them
@novel jay when we surveyed the land how many natives were nearby
Oh right @hollow garden
Forgot to ping you
Our glorious colony of el helado
Around 1000; split into 3 tribes
Can we start working on a harbour to be able to trade with the motherland or new Castile?
Also, what do you want your village to be like
Wdym
Just, generally
This marks the start of the town proper
Colorful houses, small town surrounded by a palisade of sharpened logs staked into the ground 🥶
Got it
Epic, start creating a few ships too. Nothing overly fancy just make sure they can cross the Atlantic and back
Alright. Fall of 1594 is coming to a close soon
Oh snap winter
@novel jay How is the lumber and Animal hunting for the winter doing
Start buying in some food for the winter
You salt the elk and deer you hunt
You don’t have to worry
It’s tropical
Ottomans in america when???
The Third Horseman might be coming💀
Request more troops from Spain and new Castile
Previously, you had none. You receive 50 (they are from Cuba)
Its ok, my dried fish supplies will save me.
Anyway how did our logging go
I have to find SOMETHINGS to sell to the french
Thank the governor of new Castile
It’s mostly pine, some oak, some maple
People
Erect palisades surrounding my town
It’s enough to fill a ship
Alright
@rose cape You are starting to realize the mountain of salted fish from 2 years ago is almost empty…
Amazting is cooked fr
What are you going to do?

@novel jay gather the soldiers and form a militia. I want to March on the nearest native settlements
You have a few more weeks before winter
Hello this is Ottoman im come to america
False
guh
Can we attempt to increase the amount of foragers in order to collect more food in our stockpiles in preperation?
@novel jay offer some salt to the natives in return for anything useful
create food preservation methods and begin building up a food stockpile
@novel jay begin making plots of land near the sea where we will build ships to go fishing away from the coast 🥶
@hollow garden
You send 100 soldiers and militia to the village. You find it basically abandoned; any worthwhile goods are gone
Do we know where they went?
ROANOKE
Roanoke Ridge
You forage for some berries and fruits. You find some, but it’s going to only last a bit. You still have supplies of hardtack and growing Winter Rye.
Yk the Roanoke settlers left a message where they went
No clue; what do you want to do with the village?
See if there’s anything we can take. Animals, furs, tools, textiles. Take those and burn the town
You don’t have much of an upset coming to winter; just a bit less fish. You preserve the corn and beef you raise
They give you some knowledge of gourd and bean farming, along with seeds
Fascinating
Omg 😱 it’s skillerz. Can u sign my face in permanent marker?
You loot all over for about a day. You camp there before going home. Unfortunately for you, the natives have been waiting outside and in the hills; 300 natives from the region have surrounded you, and stole about half the gunpowder
Is it a fight or did they just steal our gunpowder?
OMG IM GONNA FAINT I LOVE U SKILLERZ
@novel jay Collect more Bean And gourd seeds for after winter
It’s essentially an encirclement; fighting occurs spontaneously, but they can’t get out
@prisma flame are you still pondering
why
@novel jay Do we have enough food for the winter
did we just cease fishing operations 👽
Ditch what we stole, burn it. Attempt a breakout at 3:20 am sharp. Kill the natives if neccessary but the primary objective is to get out
You just assumed the sky-high load of fish was both still good, and plentiful enough
ok but what about the fish that we are currently fishing??
Well, you do get out, but not before losing 25 militiamen
Did we kill any natives?
Fishing has been more cast aside due to specializing in lumber; it’s still enough to feed you in the summer and fall, but this year, the winter fishing sorta sucks
You don’t know; you assume so
??
Do I know anything about their funerary practices?
Banam warplan
Come home
true.,
I am?
Oh shit, didn’t see that
proof?
Nevermind
do you want an address?
To the mapwar
@novel jay
1600 Pennsylvannia Ave NW, Washington DC 20500
About enough
Umm
@novel jay
Collect some more just in case
bruh they need to burn that down again 😂
about 400 million
The rocky start didn’t give you much info
Do we know if they hold funerals at all?
@novel jay how are my colonies?
The internet is peak...
The one across the channel has established relations with natives, the Halifax expedition is ready to leave in spring, and the town itself is sustainable in winter, due to the sheep
@novel jay
@novel jay hows the profits going
Yes
Forced March my men to other natives villages and burn them to the ground in reprisal
ah
splendid
It’s enough to buy what you need; on a scale of 1 (absolute poverty) to 10 (Switzerland), you are about a 6
@novel jay do we still have the same population
You should change your name to BuilderOfNorthKorea (BONK)
This actually catches them off-guard; you burn 2, kill about 50 natives, and lose only 5
As for the natives
can we establish a trade with them?
We will agree to respect their territories. In addition we would also like to trade resources such as weapons, food, wood or other items for fur and animal pelts.
Basically
@novel jay also we will begin mapping the coastal terrain so we have a better idea of the general shape of the landmass and any further points of interest
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botas
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thsi is
Die
I'm stealing those for Bowistan names
cus I can't come up with any myself
Epic, fall back to the settlement. I want to start an initiative to have cheap emigration to my colony, divert some money to helping people get here yk?
imagine aliening me
botas is just portugese for boots btw
Use irish names, they’re pretty nice sounding and foreign to 99.99999% of people
This is roughly the land of the natives you make a truce with
cool
hmmIs it possible to negotiate the eastern territory away?
It would be nice to have the entire peninsula to ourselves
(France can give us the colony in return for a military alliance against England)
What do you offer; they are willing to give you access to trapping and the trade of beaver fur
@novel jay
That’s an entirely separate tribe; they won’t move
@novel jay send an surveying expedition inland
Wood, food, pottery and string/rope
@marsh lance has to agree
true
but that's later down the line when England goes to war with France
@novel jay are we able to expand territory or should we wait after winter
You could swipe up some poor mestizos
You could
Show the area around me
Ok, expand the settlement to accommodate them
They are willing to exchange all of that for the pelts
yey
@novel jay also where are the 3 tribes on the map
They aren’t mapped, just there
Hmm
@novel jay use the pelts we're trading with, as well as the right to access for trapping to export the pelts to European markets. (If possible)
If not, use the pelts and furs to making clothing and winter equipment for colonists
I gtg early srry. Thanks for hosting Peter!
Oh, well one more thing
Last move btw @novel jay


