🎲game-room

[hollow garden]

Yes

[prime compass]

Im also tired of you sleeping through Session 💔

[wraith quarry]

nuh uh

[hollow garden]

@hardy edge

[waxen remnant]

@hardy edge

[hollow garden]

I was really sick yesterday belemin

I was vomiting like every 3 seconds

Forgive me

[prime compass]

Ok soories

[hollow garden]

Can I eat him

[prime compass]

No..

[frosty drum]

It will drop
Didn't have the time to make it though
However
I'll be able to make more on Saturday
(On Sunday I'm expected 7-8 inches of snow. Also watching superbowl)

@hollow garden @prime compass

[prime compass]

I see

Duckiejsj

[hollow garden]

What

[hollow garden]

Is 7 inches a lot

[wraith quarry]

yes

[frosty drum]

12 Inches is a foot

[wraith quarry]

it's very much

[cunning niche]

🇻🇮

What is that

[wraith quarry]

i'd even argue that 5 inches is a lot

[hollow garden]

Vermont

[frosty drum]

Which is 1/3 of a meter @hollow garden

[hollow garden]

Ah damn

[cunning niche]

Ok

[hollow garden]

I lied

[wraith quarry]

jk

any amount of snow is a lot

[hollow garden]

I don't know what that is

[wraith quarry]

i hate snow

[cunning niche]

You evil
Wevil

[cunning niche]

L

[prime compass]

The Syrlstaria

The Syrlstarian Reich...

[hollow garden]

@wraith quarry when can I ban the Afs for being an extremist party

[cunning niche]

The Syrlstarian weimar

[wraith quarry]

anytime you want brother

i aint here to stop u from doing things in your own nation

[hollow garden]

But but would it be the right thing to do?

If the people want the Afs

[wraith quarry]

personally I am not tolerant of the intolerant

[prime compass]

What if left and right ally 😱
Impossible 😔

[hollow garden]

Do I have the right to ban them

[hollow garden]

True

[wraith quarry]

idk would you argue your government reserves the right to ban political parties

[spring bison]

you talk like you arent a liberal btw

[hollow garden]

The Syrlstian socialists are with the government

You will NEVER get their support

[wraith quarry]

would this be a power your nation would have

[hollow garden]

I have never denied these allegations

[hollow garden]

Idk

[cunning niche]

I saw a porsche

[hollow garden]

He doesn't know

[cunning niche]

Today

[frosty drum]

Anyways I'm going to begin work on Selenia-B and Selenia-E
As well as remaster the tidally locked world (Selenia -C)

[cunning niche]

What is LIVVEY DUNE

[spring bison]

ok communist

[hollow garden]

Ah nice

[prime compass]

People vote AfS because they feel like their opinion is not valued
Tell me, what would happen if those people were to hear that a Party that represents them, has been banned

[frosty drum]

@hollow garden @prime compass

[hollow garden]

Stop projecting you Red youth member

[prime compass]

Ok have fun

[spring bison]

thats you btw

[hollow garden]

no I'm a patriotic sord

[prime compass]

I like banning Red Youth

[spring bison]

nope

ur a blud

[prime compass]

Youre a commie

[spring bison]

a blud commie

[rose cape]

east vs west

[prime compass]

Kill

KILL KIL KILL

[hollow garden]

If anything the red youth are on the right side and only the young sords deserve getting banned 🥱

[prime compass]

@spring bison do we send him to the bottom öf the ocean?

[frank latch]

Bro forgot about Tara 🤣

[spring bison]

yep

[hollow garden]

The hypocrisy of the west never ceases to amaze me

[prime compass]

On it

[frosty drum]

I banned the Red Youth btw

[prime compass]

@hollow garden you still havent answered

[prime compass]

W..

[hollow garden]

You played suzerain skillerz?

[rose cape]

tara i didnt really see as a colony given your proximity to it

but if you consider it as such

[hollow garden]

They would choose another party

[spring bison]

america dosent have colonies

[prime compass]

Far left...

😭😭😭

[frank latch]

I mean
yea
it is what other would consider a colony

though it's a recognized part of incorporated Terronein territory

[prime compass]

Recognized..

[hollow garden]

Eh it's fine

You have the pass for it

[frank latch]

Considering not everybody there is ethnically Terronein?

[prime compass]

Youre nothing but a lap dog

[frank latch]

Like there's a whole ton of ethnic Tarans

[prime compass]

Thank allah

[frosty drum]

This is how big Selenia-E will be btw

[hollow garden]

Why is this critter arguing against himself

[elder arch]

2.147th billion image stolen from google

[hollow garden]

If you send this again I will order your second execution skillerz

[frank latch]

I believe in fairness
no matter who benefits

[hollow garden]

Belemin is on his ninth

[hollow garden]

based

[prime compass]

@hollow garden
WHATS THE CHAMPIONS NAME?

[prime compass]

Yeah yeah

[hollow garden]

Charles Branx Olivera

[prime compass]

I know what you do behind closed doors

[frosty drum]

Imagine my Mod application gets accepted

[prime compass]

Charles Do Bronx Oliveira

[frank latch]

did you include the independent nations though?

or one of them?

[hollow garden]

It's possible

[frank latch]

yea

you did

[rose cape]

for anyone wondering he means having a diameter of 45 thousand km

[hollow garden]

I wonder if we will get a game room mod

[rose cape]

oops

[prime compass]

@frank latch when will we rpg of bowistan

[frosty drum]

Or more

[hollow garden]

Why is the US sanctioning the ICC 👽

[rose cape]

not according to the image you provided

[prime compass]

Ok i go eat

[frank latch]

btw
Ik you didn't do the Eastern colonies
but about the Banamian ones on Mali

[prime compass]

Pure food not dirty terroe food

[rose cape]

i would put them as part of banamia themselves, no?

also banamia isnt traditionally regarded as part of the east

[frank latch]

no
those certainly seem like colonies more than anything else

[frank latch]

I disagree

they're very Eastern

[rose cape]

we just invaded them like 3 sessions ago 👽

[frank latch]

so?

does this mean
Terroe or Orion aren't Western?

cus we went to war multiple times

[rose cape]

no because you are allied with eachother and in active cooperation

👽

[wraith quarry]

if you're not counting chile as one of your dominions we have a problem

or Allania's western colonies on Mira

[rose cape]

it isnt administered by amazrians

[wraith quarry]

buddy

if it's not then it should've broke away from u years ago

[cunning niche]

I am mr banamia

The peacenamia

The greatnamia

[rose cape]

2k km 👽

can bro read

[rose cape]

no?

google collaborators

[wraith quarry]

google puppet state

this puppet state was carved out by your military forces

[rose cape]

ok?

and?

it's not part of amazria

[wraith quarry]

it essentially is

in all but name

[rose cape]

btw

[wraith quarry]

so it's considered an eastern dominion

[rose cape]

nope

it's an amazrian client state

but not a dominion

because that would make it part of amazria

[wraith quarry]

so an amazrian puppet state

which means that it's under amazrian dominion

[vital latch]

dolphins

[frank latch]

sharks

sharkes 👽

[vital latch]

I feel like bow now because I magiced an off period into existence I think

[rose cape]

yeah but it's not an amazrian dominion

[wraith quarry]

but it is

[rose cape]

it can be under amazria's dominion and not be an amazrian dominion

[frank latch]

what does this mean

[wraith quarry]

it's not under decafian dominion

what it used to be

before you invaded

[vital latch]

I am out mimicing your magic that you use to circumvent school

[cunning niche]

What banamian colonies? 👽

[frank latch]

ah

[cunning niche]

Those are considered key territories

[rose cape]

he dropped out yesterday

[wraith quarry]

also

the difference between us

and you

[frank latch]

so was Halati

[vital latch]

Fuck, how do I top this

[wraith quarry]

is we never denied imperialism

[frank latch]

but that was a colony apparently

[vital latch]

is this real

[cunning niche]

Nope

[wraith quarry]

y'all did deny being imperialists while enacting it

[frank latch]

yep

[rose cape]

nope

[frank latch]

oh no
he figured out what Goodbye meant

[vital latch]

only way to top that; casting dolphin hurricane on my school

[prime compass]

Thank god I wasnt born a dirty Terroeneik

[rose cape]

true

[cunning niche]

Why did bro drop out?

[frank latch]

wanted to play map wars

[marsh lance]

Is skillerz just a lebron alt btw

[rose cape]

also both of these lands are scantly colonies since they're just claimed but not administrated

[vital latch]

W reason?

[cunning niche]

Could this be… bought?

[wraith quarry]

"erm technically this isn't imperialism because we can't actually control it"

[frank latch]

see
this is why Bowistan only shows administered territories

[wraith quarry]

as if you didnt attack banamia over it

[wraith quarry]

and you annexed all of this

you stated yourself it's annexation

not just control

you could always revert that

but

[rose cape]

i do plan to sell them btw

[cunning niche]

For how muxh

Much

[marsh lance]

Why is every nation in fish me a colonist of some kind, like some of these nations have territory in 4 continents or more

And its all patchwork broders

[frank latch]

cus the map's too big

It's 2 maps strung together with stitching Fish made

[cunning niche]

@frank latch can you make me a map btw

[prime compass]

Fish me

[marsh lance]

And also theres just random huge patches and pockets of unsettled land

[rose cape]

$800 billion

for the smaller one

$300 billion for the northern one

[frank latch]

I mean
again
Map too big
technically 2 different maps Fish stole and strung together

[frank latch]

uhh

Idk

[cunning niche]

No way in hells bells can anyone afford that

[rose cape]

there's too many continents

[rose cape]

your mom:

[west path]

i invade........

[frank latch]

,roll Take the job, don't take the job; encourage Bananam to make his own and do his own style

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: Take the job

[frank latch]

die

[rose cape]

no

[cunning niche]

I have tried to do my own style

[rose cape]

this will delay bowistan

[cunning niche]

But like

[rose cape]

,roll host bowistan today, host bowistan tomorrow

[haughty inlet]

amazting

:game_die: host bowistan today

[cunning niche]

I actually cant

[rose cape]

@frank latch

[west path]

yeah because you havent drawn enough maps

xud just draw more and youll develop one

and dont draw one style

[cunning niche]

I HAVE

LIKE 15

[west path]

you will adopt it if you do.....

[cunning niche]

And i hated each single one

[marsh lance]

@frank latch how would Hënnes actually do against a hurricane, given that like, the planet is 90% ocean

[west path]

yeah thats generally what happens when you are inexperienced

just dont be harsh on yourself and keep improving

[marsh lance]

That hurricane is going to be like the red spot of jupiter dude

[west path]

you'll get something you're happy with in due time

the more you practice, the quicker you get to the results you want

[cunning niche]

@frank latch it dosent even have to be a big grandiose map just like one large land mass and a few other smaller land masses and islands

[rose cape]

my style takes too long to do which is why im never hosting btw

[west path]

gimp will save the day

[frank latch]

what is that again

[rose cape]

well i did make some

[west path]

switch from gimps most recent version to the oldest version

[marsh lance]

😡 😡

[rose cape]

but then i lost the files

[marsh lance]

The world

[west path]

the oldest version is the best

[frank latch]

(am having Bowistan dementia)

[marsh lance]

The planet we are on

[frank latch]

ah

[marsh lance]

I named it 🥶

[frank latch]

umm

[rose cape]

it isnt

there are undiscovered continents

but a magic barrier prevents nations from leaving

[marsh lance]

Is this true

[frank latch]

Idk
you'll see next session I guess
Cus Imma turn on natural disasters

[marsh lance]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/701455648503627837/1335836183376171128/image0.gif

[rose cape]

this means,,, tectonic plate map 😱

[frank latch]

I literally made this already

[marsh lance]

The vogalian lowlands are so cooked…

[rose cape]

proof?

[rose cape]

amazria will evacuate to the mountains btw

[marsh lance]

Can i come with you

[west path]

i will fill out maizans wiki page and add more bowistan lore if you permit this because technically,,,,, its not a new nation

well it is but not a different one

how do i convey this point properly,,,,,

[rose cape]

just evacuate to the hills

[marsh lance]

Technically im crusading maizan tommorow

[marsh lance]

Vro..

[west path]

is this true?

if you do thats evil because you are taking away my only method of escaping becoming Turkiye (worst timeline)

[marsh lance]

Even if there are other undiscovered continents, the storms would still be horrible

[west path]

@wild mason its your sacred destiny to stop this btw

[marsh lance]

You are Türkiye

[west path]

i believe in you

[rose cape]

this will be the gaoli if qevie gains control of it

[marsh lance]

The sick man of Linzia

[west path]

ottomans*

[prime compass]

🇹🇷❤️🇹🇷❤️🇹🇷❤️

[rose cape]

depends

[marsh lance]

The Dorak Confederation:

[frank latch]

peak Bowistan

[prime compass]

😍

[prime compass]

This is where its at!!

The peak!!!

[marsh lance]

Vogalia is going underwater or becoming a chain of islands

No inbetween

[prime compass]

This was after my ban

Yeah after

[wraith quarry]

guys...

it's been revealed

bowistan is Fish mw after climate change and sea levels rise

[marsh lance]

I wish i could have played in this era

Maybe i could have colonized more

[prime compass]

Me too..

If only I didnt call an admin autistic...

[frank latch]

or is it the opposite?

[west path]

Rzeczpospolita odnowiona.....

[west path]

linzia isnt a continent

[west path]

Where is Eseron

wait are we playing on Eseron

[wraith quarry]

Adika

[rose cape]

tbf it is rebuilding from the ruins of a great empire

[west path]

@frank latch can i play as an adikan scholar

[rose cape]

wait

[west path]

the ruins of Eserons great civilization will be laid bare

[rose cape]

goated

[cunning niche]

@west path you should rejoin and give me control of maizan

[marsh lance]

Love that somg

Song

[west path]

no LoL

that will ruin the whole thing maizan was going for

[cunning niche]

What thing

[west path]

its literally just the ottoman empire

[prime compass]

Peak..

[west path]

you are egypt

[prime compass]

But worse

[west path]

maizan is ottomans

[rose cape]

@frank latch wait does the sun set in the east or west in bowistan

[prime compass]

Can we bowistan rpg..

[prime compass]

East

[rose cape]

proof?

[prime compass]

I decided this

And whatever I speak

Is correct

[rose cape]

is lies

[west path]

lasted for 3 generations before becoming the sick man of europe 💔 💔 💔 💔 💔 💔 💔 💔 💔 💔 maizan is COOKED

[prime compass]

So the sun sets in the east

[rose cape]

what if it sets in the north

[prime compass]

True..

[prime compass]

Then this is

Brzyknan propaganda

[marsh lance]

Unreal

[west path]

it fell off after Rasuph the I

he was a genius

a PROPHET

[frank latch]

which are we talking about

canonical east and west
or
map east and west

[west path]

stop trying to flip the map 90 degrees

[rose cape]

true east and west

[marsh lance]

Just set the map to its true form and call it canon

Why do we need the current sideways non canon anyway

[west path]

@frank latch is the map of bowistan that we see a mercator projection

[frank latch]

this is cursed

[west path]

projector

[prime compass]

Why did you decide this was canon

Worst decision in bowistan 💔

Peak..

[west path]

Actually,,,,,,,,,,

i would do this if you helped me with my ventures in Dorak

[marsh lance]

@rose cape filthy southerner…

[west path]

we're running back the tag team except we're imperializing Dorak properly this time

[marsh lance]

Yoy lie

[rose cape]

true

[cunning niche]

Wdym

Explain in DEE EMS

[rose cape]

bruh you are literally english 😂

[west path]

im trying to get BoW to let me play as the trade state i set up on Dorak

👽

and i would,,,,, bring back the union

if you helped me with this

[prime compass]

@frank latch invade aegis!
Joke

[rose cape]

most stable

[cunning niche]

Ruled by me right…?

[west path]

in theory since there wouldnt be any checks and balances to ensure both sides are equal in power

so you could just,,, take it over

[cunning niche]

Yk what

If bow agrees

[marsh lance]

And do what exactly….

[cunning niche]

And you do whats needed for the union to come back i will let you play as the dorak trade post

[west path]

though you'd have to ally the trade state for this 🤑 (i need somebody to fund my campaign of restoring the Goali Commonwealth)

[cunning niche]

Sure

[prime compass]

@cunning niche
This is all a plot to steal guarda drugs

[marsh lance]

The chances of this being a joke or qeviebait are like 50%…. I gotta stay on the alert for any OPPHOOD or treachery

[prime compass]

Dont...do it

[cunning niche]

@west path

[west path]

bringing back..... lost goali possessions

[west path]

yes i saw

[prime compass]

Are u a gangster

[cunning niche]

Ok

[marsh lance]

L metagaming

[west path]

he'd have more drugs because maizan has the perfect climate for opium

[cunning niche]

Do u agree?

[prime compass]

I know

[marsh lance]

Im killing you effective immediately

[rose cape]

TRUE

[prime compass]

I love maizan opium

Makes me forget my parents death and Qaris death

[west path]

yeah sure as long as i get to play as the independent trade post and you ally with it and assist me in the region

[prime compass]

And...PTSD

[cunning niche]

I agree

[west path]

technically if i were to play as that i would be a goali state

since i brought in goali workers en masse

so they probably outnumber the native maizanis

[rose cape]

~bt

[west path]

or they blended cultures

[rose cape]

no

[west path]

so we have a Maizani-Goali culture on Dorak

[rose cape]

definitley outnumber

unless maizan sent more settlers

[west path]

true,,,

[west path]

i think i did

so

[cunning niche]

@west path question! Are the people and military 100% loyal to the leaders of maizan?

[west path]

there might be a chance of hybridization

[rose cape]

not enough to outnumber the gaoli tho ☠️

[hardy saffron]

@rose cape: Because I get news

[west path]

ion know cuh i havent played for a long ass time

😭

[rose cape]

or even get close to their population

[rose cape]

@frank latch

[prime compass]

Is

[marsh lance]

My ops are plotting right before my eyes…

[west path]

is this to decide the approach thats the easiest for taking over the government

you could just,,,, rig the elections

and elect a guardan candidate

[prime compass]

Skin them alive

[west path]

lost goali glory must be reclaimed.....

[marsh lance]

@frank latch what is the chance of the goali caring, do they care?

[frank latch]

so that the biome map made sense

[marsh lance]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

lefishe_23

:game_die: You rolled 18

[marsh lance]

Fuuuuck dude

[west path]

well uhm

they do

[cunning niche]

I was gonna say that like youre leaders could like plege allegiance to guarda, and when we create the union the maizani leaders surrender their position to the guardians

[prime compass]

Who cares about this...

[wild mason]

@west path why was I pinged I woke up to like 300 notifications and all I saw was that you pinged me

[prime compass]

Not me

[frank latch]

They do
but not under a Maizani banner

like that

Like
the whole Sharikhist stuff

would not work

[west path]

you need to stop maizans turkification

[rose cape]

@waxen remnant hi

[marsh lance]

Qevie this is what happens when you imperialize

[prime compass]

@frank latch
Can we bowistan rpg!

[cunning niche]

@wild mason opinions on guarda gaining maizani land?

[prime compass]

Or..no

[marsh lance]

I may have to… give that land back someday

[west path]

ok but can i play as the dorak trade post whilst also reforming the guardan and maizan union

[wild mason]

I don't really care all that much

[cunning niche]

Ok

[frank latch]

Qevie would need to either radically change ideologies (which would have adverse effects on their control of the state) or start a religious war against multiple enemies much more strong and resource rich than them just for the chance to force them into something.

[west path]

why do you think i instituted local elections there

[marsh lance]

@frank latch are the Goali lands of any value to Vogalia, what do the people living there want to live in, Goali or Vogalia

[west path]

💔

[west path]

,roll 20 lost goali glory is reclaimed

[haughty inlet]

qevie

:game_die: You rolled 6

[frank latch]

Idk what you're talking about here

[west path]

😔

[cunning niche]

Vogalia probably is poor in resources so like 4 gold coins is alot to people

[frank latch]

which Goali lands

[marsh lance]

The ones i own

[west path]

also what

im literally a merchant republic

👽

[marsh lance]

Are they of significant value and where do the loyalties of the citizens in that area lie

[frank latch]

They're fairly assimilated into Vogalia now

[west path]

anyhow can you already put the union thing into effect and the funny trade post independence into effect

we did the deal...

[frank latch]

this changes none of what I said btw?

[west path]

what do you mean by 'radically change ideologies' vro

like actually

[frank latch]

Sharikhism

Maizani

[west path]

the trade post isnt sharikhist

[frank latch]

it is

[west path]

the goali outnumber the maizani

like idk how many to 1

but you need people to like you to do business with you

and if your business fails

you cant win the elections!

[frank latch]

😭
Qevie doesn't remember all of the Sharikhist expansion they did on the Dorak peninsula

[cunning niche]

Why am i so sleepy rn

[west path]

elaborate

[cunning niche]

@west path ur hosting sat right?

[west path]

iirc i was targetting vogalia

[west path]

think so

[frank latch]

well
you started that
by converting the trade port

[cunning niche]

Alright ima sleep early today

Bye bye

Guten nachten

[west path]

did i give them greater independence before or after this

actually

[frank latch]

I honestly don't know
but Idk if would have made much of an impact
since the Maizani elite held power over the native Goalis

[west path]

i might be able to overcome the religious divide

if its a cultural one though

😔

[west path]

why would maizani elite venture out from maizan where they already lived comfortable lives into the frontier

i'd presume it was pioneers and upstart merchants

who intended to exploit new routes to quickly gain profit

[frank latch]

🤯

[west path]

which early on

[frank latch]

we may have a winner folks

[west path]

got outnumbered the goali

likely resulting in the goali, who were much more fluent in the tongue of the area and much more culturally accustomed to the area

[west path]

getting better deals

and routes

resulting in a later election victory

[frank latch]

what exactly is Qevie yapping about now

[west path]

explaining why maizani elite should not hold control over the goali

if u really think about it the only thing they had going for them is the connections to the homeland which were like

5 gigazillion kilometers away

[frank latch]

I mean
I don't really get why they wouldn't

[west path]

do i need to draft up an essay to explain my point

yes or no

[frank latch]

how often throughout history has a powerful elite held power over a weak majority

[west path]

do note that this isn't a constant 💔

[frank latch]

no
but it's the explaination for what happened to the trade port

[west path]

i'd imagine the maizani elite never really settled for too long which basically removed their chance of winning the elections

whilst the goali were long term residents

had a large network of connections and mustered large funds

[frank latch]

why
exactly

[west path]

considering how originally it was just a trade port with the only real long term residents being goali

[frank latch]

that makes no sense

[west path]

and a few maizani settlers on dorak

[west path]

elections got introduced very late

[hollow garden]

Is this an Egypt reference

[west path]

so there wasnt much incentive for merchants to stay long

[frank latch]

except for... making profit

[west path]

it was basically a way to sell goods in bulk to the dorak people

[frank latch]

and building their enterprises

[west path]

yeah but you'd imagine they'd have local managers sort this

whilst they ran the caravans out from maizan

where all the goods were

you are accounting for only the last step

[frank latch]

there were probably a couple of Maizani merchants who stayed or even built their businesses in the trade port

rather than operate them from afar

[west path]

can we roll to decide if they won the elections or if ambitious goali upstarts got the better of them

[frank latch]

umm

no

[west path]

1984?

[frank latch]

I abolished rolls for a reason...

they didn't take into account for anything except random chance
which is arguably idiotic

[west path]

ok but this isnt in a session and this is quite honestly where chance would make sense

[west path]

too many variables to argue out

so its just best to do a general roll

[frank latch]

😭

I'm not changing a key essential part of canon based on a roll

[hollow garden]

Did bryzkna or the coaltion win the war

,roll Bryzkna coaltion

[haughty inlet]

kleznamish

Invalid argument provided.

Usage:
roll [max number or options to choose from]

[west path]

ok but the alternative is

argue for 5 hours

so i propose this system

a d6 would work

1 - total maizani domination of the government
2 - majority holdout in government by maizanis
3 - shuffling of powers every couple of years (slight leaning towards maizani)
4 - same as 3 (slight leaning towards goali)
5 - majority goali government
6 - total goali dominance

[frank latch]

or
accept my decision

[west path]

yeah except its not a guarantee

[frank latch]

guarantee for what 😭

[west path]

its not a guaranteed result of the situation

you never went into detail about this when i played maizan

[frank latch]

I don't understand
what result

[west path]

the combined result of large goali immigration and maizani merchants arriving unto dorak

we both have different outlooks on this so the only way i can explain to you WHY it should have a goali government is by arguing

@frank latch alternatively you just,,,,,, make a ruling that makes it so i cant play the trade post on dorak 🤯

[vital latch]

,roll 20 expand

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 17

[vital latch]

does it work

[west path]

im still going through with the union, though

its a good way for me to actually get banned

[frosty drum]

Hello chat

[west path]

because you like putting caveats on everything!

[vital latch]

hi skillerz

[balmy epoch]

hi alpha 9

[vital latch]

@west path are you still hostaing tmrw when do I set my alarm

[west path]

Hello great visionary of Nokchiycho

[frank latch]

large Goali immigration??

[west path]

9pm CET......................

i think

[west path]

refer to the latter

[frank latch]

okay
you can't play the trade post on Dorak

[west path]

nice

im still going through with the union

[frank latch]

unhelpful

[alpine raft]

@west path when you finna host?

[vital latch]

mother fakher

[west path]

no need to continue the argument because you made the ruling

🤷

[vital latch]

(I've been planning to host genesion rpg at that time for a while)

[frank latch]

ok

[balmy epoch]

@west path this could be me and you but you’re catholic

[frank latch]

I just really do not understand what you were explaining...

[alpine raft]

Tmrw?

What

Isnt it today

[west path]

yes

[vital latch]

it got delayed since I have school and venus has sleep

[west path]

most people cant make friday

[alpine raft]

Arent you hosting same time tmrw

[balmy epoch]

what is he hosting

[vital latch]

I actually might be able to attend today now, but I don't think I can put even 30% attention into it

[vital latch]

yeah thats what the worry I have rn is

peter is hosting then as well

[balmy epoch]

mw or rpg

[vital latch]

an rpg #1334204621245120665

[west path]

rescheduling to sunday would work for me

but itll be like

[balmy epoch]

oh

[west path]

6pm

i cant delay any further because that will

kill the rpg

fully

[vital latch]

I can work with this and I can work with in about 30 minutes

or just earlier on saturday

[alpine raft]

Wdym in about 30 minutes

[west path]

earlier on saturday would kill me because my passion regarding drovei is already cooking itself

[vital latch]

I rolled an irl nat 20 and no longer have a third period

[alpine raft]

Dude

,bal

[haughty inlet]

nekcrop

Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.

Cash:

0

Bank:

909,885

Total:

909,885

[alpine raft]

Il donate 500k to cat club

[west path]

i....

[alpine raft]

If you host rn

[west path]

oh

that adds u

[vital latch]

I'm not out of school for another hot second but I can participate in rpg during this class

[alpine raft]

When can you host

[vital latch]

(except for a 20 minute testing period at some point in the near future)

[alpine raft]

250 bands if you host today

When can you host?

[vital latch]

tomorow is still way easier for me

[waxen remnant]

crazy how you don't even have this irl 😭😭😭

[alpine raft]

You have 10000 pounds

And i aint talking british

[prime compass]

On the scale

[alpine raft]

You arent supposed to explain the joke but aight

[prime compass]

I dont think eye is smart enough to understand it

[alpine raft]

Thats part of it

[prime compass]

Seal Cash spread

[alpine raft]

Frrrrr

@vital latch so what you gonna do?

Your pick

Dont feel pressure

[west path]

Eyequ, should i go back to playing eu4 or should i hop on polytopia

[hollow garden]

Eu4

[waxen remnant]

hop on, Polytopia

eu4 will probably lag and crash

[prime compass]

Hello klez

[vital latch]

still tmrw, I don't have a few npcs I need written written yet

[west path]

gotta learn the game because i am bad at it,,,,

[alpine raft]

If they dont involved me i could help ngl

[waxen remnant]

just play against normal AI on a Continental world

[west path]

Wait,,,

i need

the new aquarion skin

[vital latch]

if I need help when I get home ill tell you what some of the holes are

[west path]

i will be floridian

[alpine raft]

Aight bet

What we think bout this btw

[west path]

florida skin is bought

[west path]

what abomination is this

[alpine raft]

Sum i do

[west path]

ok but ill probably still be bad 💔

also creative??

[vital latch]

thats a neat pencil

[waxen remnant]

yeah do creative

[vital latch]

is it a pencil

[alpine raft]

Truly

[vital latch]

it looks like a pencil

[west path]

max ais or whar

[waxen remnant]

like spawn as much ai as possible and then make it continental

[waxen remnant]

normal

[alpine raft]

It was a pencil

[waxen remnant]

because crazy AI is cancer!

[alpine raft]

It is an abomination

[vital latch]

was

[west path]

kms

i spawned next to polaris

wait that means i can kill them early

[vital latch]

its a few surgeries down the lane now that I take a closer look

[alpine raft]

It took me

5 minutes

To make that from a perfectly fine pencil with some rotting

[vital latch]

again future surgeon

[alpine raft]

Accountant but yeah

[vital latch]

test in 6 ninutes

[alpine raft]

Destroy it

Absolutely dominate it

[west path]

this is,,, unwinnable

[vital latch]

probably will its in english

if it was math it'd be another story but

[alpine raft]

BUTCHER ITS VOWELS AND MAKE IT WISH SEPPUKU

[cerulean siren]

Daxos delayed to next week

[marsh lance]

https://tenor.com/view/goku-prowler-goku-goku-mad-goku-dbs-dbs-gif-11120329515669448575

[prime compass]

iirc i was trying to help homeless people in vogalia getting them a job

[west path]

celestine was evil

like u guys dont get it at all

[cerulean siren]

Howwver this does mean i am extending the 1st session entry window

[west path]

she was trying to bring the entirety of Vogalia down

slowly but surely decaying the nation

meaning Grunda Holmea is saving it

elevating it to new heights

[marsh lance]

Atleast you recognize her

Thank goodness

Gründa is also centralizing 🥶

Or i plan to

[west path]

is this the first step towards the Vogalian Empire

of Dorak

[marsh lance]

Posib lee

[west path]

@frosty drum prepare to fend off 500k vogalians

[marsh lance]

I mean, i get what you mean now, you were right about theocracies

But what you did is like

A diplomatic nightmare

I was ready to declare war vro 😭

[west path]

God bless

[wraith quarry]

@west path buddy why am i getting polish translated news reccomended for me

[west path]

we're psy-opping you to turn polish

dont tell the government i told you about their plan btw

[wraith quarry]

wait

why is it US army site

im so confused

i saw polish news so i clicked

[wraith quarry]

too late

[west path]

we're the shadow government

[marsh lance]

@west path would you say Vogalian and Maizani relations are healing

[west path]

I've already prepped my polar bears and i've made an alliance with the boars

they're not getting within 15km of my town

[west path]

i no play maizan anymore

[marsh lance]

💔

Gründa and Rasuph II marriage alliance would have stopped this

[prime compass]

Beleminius

[west path]

@noble cradle can i expect bittern air support

we need to fight the polish government

[west path]

rasuph the II literally died

👽

[noble cradle]

Yeah

[wraith quarry]

they dont need to

[marsh lance]

You can bring him back

[wraith quarry]

in the good ol USA we commit assasinations through the use of drone strikes

[marsh lance]

What no we dont

👽

A cia agent literally told me

https://tenor.com/view/turkey-turkey-country-türkiye-balkans-turk-gif-27106644

[prime compass]

Türkiye man

🇹🇷❤️

[marsh lance]

https://tenor.com/view/turkish-man-turkey-america-turkish-flag-pool-gif-18043094

[prime compass]

Yes

[west path]

this is honey bee

[wraith quarry]

yes we do

90% of the list of US assasinations is drone strike

[prime compass]

Im Türkiye

[wraith quarry]

i remember there were a couple others

as well as the US shooting down yamato's plane with P-38s

[marsh lance]

Did fish miss this?

[wraith quarry]

yes

[west path]

progress on russia (alpine)

[marsh lance]

https://tenor.com/view/kaan-özdil-turkish-man-good-morning-goodmorning-gif-3612675306386017321

[west path]

@wraith quarry when,,, next session

[marsh lance]

Can we get a baikal seal island

Fort Nerpa will go so hsrd

Hard

[west path]

it will be uninhabited bur sure

[wraith quarry]

buddy is desperate f

maybe tomorrow evening

[west path]

i

Cant

[marsh lance]

By humants… or sels…

[west path]

get rid

of my fish mw addiction

[rose cape]

it's collapsed now

it's gone

[west path]

clan peopl

[west path]

yes

[rose cape]

no more alpine

[west path]

we're gonna have a scramble for alpine territory

[rose cape]

failed state

[marsh lance]

Ereal

[west path]

alongside some local militia groups trying to stop us

[marsh lance]

The jarz group

[prime compass]

🤮🤮

[west path]

@rose cape should i split russia land into 2 segments or only 1

[waxen remnant]

jarzitian alpine*

[rose cape]

two but with a very spmall channel splitting them

like ottoman

[waxen remnant]

we do not! think alpine under jarz was truly alpine

[rose cape]

because it's a reference to how jarz is a combination of the worst of russia and ottoman

[rose cape]

or alpine

both are gone

[waxen remnant]

yeah but there's a difference between (jarz's alpine) and (original alpine)

otherwise you're saying that berlin is like the capital of germany

when it isn't

[waxen remnant]

they have a similarity though and it's both dying from inactivity)

[rose cape]

???

@turbid valley why did you change the capital to munich

[waxen remnant]

newsflash: it's Frankfurt

[rose cape]

GOATED

PEAK

IM MOVING BACK TO GERMANY

]PEAK

fun fact: frankfurt isnt even the capital of the state it's in 😂

[prime compass]

Which one

[turbid valley]

Yeah

[frank latch]

wth

did I do

fixed...

[prime compass]

Bowistan rpgs when

[frank latch]

maybe later

sorry

[prime compass]

Ok

[frosty drum]

Session?

I guess not

[cerulean siren]

The Daxos Times
Date: Sept - 4 - 843IY
Fultikini Hostage Crisis
THIS JUST IN,
THE FULTIKINI, THE #1 RATED SUPPLER OF RADIANT DUST HAS JUST REPORTED THAT 1 KILOGRAM OF RADIANT DUST HAS BEEN TAKEN UNDER HOSTAGE BY THE ZARCLAW PIRATE GROUP!! For perspective, that's enough power to send the Entire Imperial Fleet into Interstellar travel for 20 days.

• Currently, Fultikini officials say they are working on a deal with the pirates, but currently that not look positive.
• Current information shows that Zarclaw used 14 ships to take a Fultikini Transport ship under Hostage, on the ship was also $1.2 trillion worth of goods.
• Zarclaw demands seem to be for 5 Titanic Class ships and free 1200 Zarclaw inmates from Gurom, to release the Fultikini ship.
• The Imperator is yet to comment on the matter

[prime compass]

Stop trying to make me vote for Jela

[cerulean siren]

So you admit carl isnt gonna do anything about the Pirating crisis

[prime compass]

👽👽

Ofc he will

[frank latch]

wth did I miss

[cerulean siren]

Nothing this just world building

[frank latch]

ah

it's quite interesting

[frank latch]

I'd like to see what happens to this.

[rose cape]

@frank latch why did you do this

[frank latch]

real

why is Doggaria and Sitoa there?

[rose cape]

they are part of the west

[frank latch]

where's the Republik of Mira

[spring bison]

only 1.2 trillion to power an entire galatic army

[prime compass]

Queen Jela at fault

[cerulean siren]

Thats just other goods on the ship

Radiant Dust is about $2.8 Billion per milligram

[prime compass]

Woah

So like

Trillions...

[cerulean siren]

Okay thats also wrong

[prime compass]

Jela misinformation

[cerulean siren]

For the sake of my mental being

The money is much more balanced

[frosty drum]

@cerulean siren @prime compass selenia-B

[spring bison]

insane

[spring bison]

wtf

[prime compass]

I see

Yummers

[cerulean siren]

And they are mercantile

[frosty drum]

@cerulean siren what do you think

[frosty drum]

@rose forge

[prime compass]

What kind of Planet is this

[rose cape]

@prime compass what is 4X4 equal to

[frosty drum]

Closer to Venus
But not Venus

[prime compass]

16

[prime compass]

Hm ok

Intresteing

[rose cape]

.fm

[prime compass]

.fmis

[rose cape]

what does this say

[frosty drum]

@rose cape

[rose cape]

truly the peak of artistic ability

[prime compass]

4

⁴44

[frosty drum]

@wild mason what do you think

[rose forge]

oki

[cerulean siren]

• The GDP of the Imperium is like 3 quadrillion
• Radiant dust goes for about 280 mill per unit(10 lightyears of distance)
• Money is back by the Daxos Fluid (1 cerdit = and lots of our money that it's unrealistic to calculate)
• Glide travel with goes at a speed of around 12 hours per light year, (1,079,252,841 km/h)
• Max speeds gets you to around 6 hours per light year
  TIME DILATION IS NOT REAL, EVERYONE FOLLOW IMPERIAL TIME NO MATTER WHAT

Anything i missed

[rose forge]

wut

[rose forge]

why the denial of time dilation

[spring bison]

democracy wins

[cerulean siren]

Im not trying to have headaches

[rose forge]

mm....

I don't think a standard time is practical for anything but record keeping on a galactic scale

Better to just have everything relative time

and ofc using standard units of time

Or just have each system have it's own local time

[silent smelt]

@waxen remnant @hardy edge

"And now we’re teetering on the brink of Fr0h’s takeover, and a lot of people don’t see it—but I see it, and I’ve been right about a lot of things. They all say, "Jarz has been right about everything.""

[alpine raft]

no fucking way

[rose cape]

12 hours per light year 👽

[rose forge]

500 days for 1000 light years

[rose cape]

54 years to cross the milky way from end to end

how does that even work

[bold glade]

~owoify

[hardy saffron]

@bold glade: M-Mewo? - da gdp of da impewium ish wike 3 quadwiwwion

• wadiant dust goes fuw about 280 miww pew unit(10 wightyeaws of dishtance)
• money ish back by da daxos fwuid (1 cewdit = and wots of ouw money dat it's unweawishtic tu cawcuwate)
• gwide twavew with goes at a speed of awound 12 houws pew wight yeaw, (1,079,252,841 km/h)
• max speeds gets chu tu awound 6 houws pew wight yeaw
  time diwation ish noot weaw, evewyone fowwow impewiaw time nu mattew what (＾• ω •＾)

[rose forge]

A federation of systems and super systems ig

[wraith quarry]

the god emperor of mankind

also perpetual war against xenos

and the forces of chaos

[cerulean siren]

Yep which is what it would be for

[cerulean siren]

This like really fast

[rose cape]

yeah i know

absurdly fast

[frosty drum]

@hollow garden wanna hear my jokes

[cerulean siren]

rememberthis

and this

and this

and this

near peak ngl

now brings you this:

[frosty drum]

@cerulean siren When is Universe mw btw

[cerulean siren]

now brings you this

[cerulean siren]

never

[frosty drum]

It can be done

[cerulean siren]

dosent mean is should be doen

[frosty drum]

It must be done
To save map wars
Frfr

[spring bison]

sadly youre going to abandon this one like all other ones

🤫

[cerulean siren]

LIES

HEARSAY

HEARSAY

[spring bison]

its literally true btw

[cerulean siren]

LIES

[spring bison]

I give it 3 sessions

max 4

[cerulean siren]

sure bud

[brittle gust]

Best twowo mw

(i didn't even play it for a hour but it was goated)

Please avatar mw when

[cerulean siren]

how does one draw a space ship

[brittle gust]

No wings

Those are too ugly

[daring ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/waltergotme-gif-18867690

[brittle gust]

Remove them and increase the width of the ship

[spring bison]

the conspiracy is exposed

[brittle gust]

That is

PERFECT

[brittle gust]

Ehh i don't know Abt this one

[brittle gust]

Maybe this could be the boosters?

[brittle gust]

Three

It make them overlap

Two would be on the bottom half and one would be on the top half

Like this

[vital latch]

just saw this zazu island should be moon org thats where most of their members went

(idk how I hust saw that scroll up but I did)

I'm going to send another reminder here that cat club mw is going along quite nicely

[gilded harbor]

I like this the most

[vital latch]

I think these all have their place but the coolest imo is #🎲game-room message

[cerulean siren]

battleship

[cerulean siren]

i stettle on a mixed betwee the 2

5 thrusters and sleek

[frosty drum]

Why not both models

[cerulean siren]

easier to have just 1 icon

[gilded harbor]

I like the mix anywyas

It looks nice

It gives arrowhead vibes

[wild mason]

@gilded harbor you should keep going on your clan pilgrimage

[gilded harbor]

I should

[cerulean siren]

invasion

new record

Normal, Battleship, Fighter

[frosty drum]

Selenia B globe

[vital latch]

if I want to have a bright map

what colours exactly do I use that don't give headaches

[midnight ocean]

When is the map warring

[tender storm]

Hello it's copypasta rpa time

[light axle]

what is this

[marsh lance]

Chat im sick 😢

[cunning niche]

Gws bbg

[marsh lance]

Major alien

What does gws mean

[cunning niche]

Get well soon

[cunning niche]

Corporal alien 😂😂😂

[marsh lance]

Oh

Thanks vro

Im up so early dawg im making a pot of rice

I will be eating it hot to purge my body of its ailment

[rose cape]

frigate-transport ship?

[marsh lance]

@rose cape mr.ting please help me