🎲game-room

[hollow garden]

hi tree

[wraith quarry]

Lebronia

[rose cape]

you have less oil than ercania

[cunning niche]

And better means to produce and supply

[cunning niche]

@wraith quarry fact check this boy

[balmy epoch]

lebron games the goat

[brittle gust]

@hollow garden

[rose cape]

literally the only expansions ercan made was for oil

[brittle gust]

We had some deal i forgor

[rose cape]

he is literally the KSA if it was in fish mw

[brittle gust]

Oh yeah no more man man movies for you too

Hahahah

[hollow garden]

Old ahh investment

[balmy epoch]

oil john

[brittle gust]

Very old

[rose cape]

oil the thing you put in cars

[cunning niche]

fish has told me countless times in dms i have so much oil i could crash my whole continents market if i just flooded the markets

[balmy epoch]

john

[rose cape]

nuke

[hollow garden]

After the end?

[balmy epoch]

do it man

[wild mason]

Yes

[rose cape]

he lied

[balmy epoch]

why don’t you

[cunning niche]

People prefer to buy my oil cuz its better

[cunning niche]

I can produce it faster

And i have pipelines

[balmy epoch]

you have to power to destroy the economy

[hollow garden]

This oil is beautiful

[balmy epoch]

harness it

[cunning niche]

Ercania is my ally

[hollow garden]

I can confirm

[brittle gust]

Okay can I invest

[cunning niche]

Sure

[brittle gust]

Woo

Oil

[cunning niche]

But ur not buying oil fields or anything

[brittle gust]

I love petroleum

[brittle gust]

No, I'm investing in your oil companies

[wraith quarry]

oh wait i though u were lebron ngl

[cunning niche]

K

[balmy epoch]

how tf

[wraith quarry]

ercania does produce more in total

[balmy epoch]

i don’t even have a different nickname

[brittle gust]

Can I also invest on that

[wraith quarry]

im drunk

fr

fr

[cunning niche]

But whos is better and people prefer to buy from?

[wraith quarry]

yes

[brittle gust]

L

[brittle gust]

Do it

[balmy epoch]

btw when will you hear me the fuck out

[brittle gust]

Oh wait were supposed to be hostile

Fuck it

[wraith quarry]

uhh, well ercania has a more established market so far

[brittle gust]

Woohoo

Oil buddies

Petroleum i ❤️

Okay I eep now

[wraith quarry]

though it is cheaper for you to use domestic oil on Mali

[brittle gust]

Buh bye

[wraith quarry]

cuz of shipping costs associated with his oil islands

[balmy epoch]

good night

[cunning niche]

Then why did this bluddy say i have an advantage over ercania

@brittle gust i reject ur investmant

[hollow garden]

Goodnight

I will also eep

[hollow garden]

His oil is haram

[rose cape]

notice how fish retcons things in his mw when it's convenient

[hollow garden]

It's from the sweat and blood of poor Talian children

He exploits people

And makes them dig oil in horrible conditions

Is this the future we want

[cunning niche]

Yes

https://tenor.com/view/rapture-beam-family-my-auntie-got-raptured-gif-10328754267991713706

[wraith quarry]

what retcon

[cunning niche]

@wraith quarry im still working on how to fix the issues

[rose cape]

you expanded oil locations on the map 👽

[wraith quarry]

oh

yeah i lowkey forgot about the og map except for the northern bits

[rose cape]

yeah this is cooked

[rose cape]

no way

@frank latch btw what is honeybees nation called in bowistan

[hollow garden]

Ervika

[balmy epoch]

playing fish mw in 2025 is like that one japanese dude who kept fighting for decades after world war 2

[rose cape]

proof?

[prime compass]

Honeybeeia

[wraith quarry]

uhh for simplicity maybe just keep the og map and add the blob in Banamia

[balmy epoch]

han dynasty

[wraith quarry]

pretend it was more recently discovered??

idk

[hollow garden]

Trust me bro

[balmy epoch]

i told you

[prime compass]

@hollow garden will u host today

[rose cape]

yeah we should just nuke fish mw

[hollow garden]

I have plans with a friend

So probably not

[frank latch]

the very original and inspiring
Han Dynasty

[frosty drum]

Hello chat

[rose cape]

no,,,

[prime compass]

https://tenor.com/view/napoleon-asyjdauu-gif-16491934308297234021

[rose cape]

this cant be

[cunning niche]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/697913588123303966/1333492707305193593/attachment.gif

[rose cape]

@balmy epoch when are you collapsing into 3 pieces

[prime compass]

Sleep through session

[cunning niche]

Mug rootbear

[wraith quarry]

@cunning niche happi?

[cunning niche]

Yi!

[wraith quarry]

at least until it finishes

[frosty drum]

Is there a session rn?

[cunning niche]

No

[frosty drum]

Thank God
Sessions on Monday is Hell

[prime compass]

@wraith quarry how is my nations

[balmy epoch]

i am renaming it to tilted towers

[hollow garden]

Your nations?

[rose cape]

when are you invading adika

[rose cape]

he has 4

[prime compass]

Yes

[balmy epoch]

bowistan looks like fortnite btw

[cunning niche]

@frank latch guarda is now greasy grove

[prime compass]

No

[rose cape]

0proof?

[prime compass]

Poland look like fortnite

[hollow garden]

Why is honey bee always on the wrong side of history in every mw

Except manneva

[balmy epoch]

i love adika

[prime compass]

He is not mice

[rose cape]

*wrong side of history

[hollow garden]

and in manneva the exception is the Xouthi conflict

But generally yes

[hollow garden]

Based

[frank latch]

does this imply Honey is on the right side in Fish MW?

[rose cape]

is this true?

[hollow garden]

no

He is anti eastern

[frosty drum]

Hmmmm

[frank latch]

Amazting just confirmed it though

[hollow garden]

OOC 😔 ✊

[balmy epoch]

xouthis > are

[rose cape]

half of him is

[balmy epoch]

arre

[hollow garden]

You stole our lands skillerz

[balmy epoch]

God bless fakher

[rose cape]

the other half is not

[prime compass]

Guys do we want to hear some spooky bowistan lore

[frosty drum]

Incorrect

[rose cape]

i want to know the locatiosn from the lore

because bow is making it up and then not elaborating

[balmy epoch]

toast supports an alliance with fakher btw

[hollow garden]

What are they

[frank latch]

exactly

[rose cape]

nvm

[prime compass]

Im not saying anything to yoi

[frank latch]

you won't be able to know

[wraith quarry]

u dont own a nation bruv

[prime compass]

Syrlstarian liberal..

[hollow garden]

did I hurt your feelings belemin

[frank latch]

because
they're just stories

[rose cape]

ill figure it out

[prime compass]

I own fish mw

[wraith quarry]

chrew...

[prime compass]

No you hurt my sleep schedule

[hollow garden]

This goon is going to cause a civil war in Syrlstia

[frank latch]

could also just
actually read the stories and find out

but

[balmy epoch]

@wraith quarry i love adika could you send me gallons of money

[frank latch]

that would require reading

[wraith quarry]

could happen either way actually

[prime compass]

I STAND FOR THE SYRLSTARIAN PEOPLE

[wraith quarry]

sure

[balmy epoch]

goon?

wow kleznam

[prime compass]

Alien

[wraith quarry]

actually is it okay if i spend some time to rebuild my wealth after the walstun sea war

then ill send u money

[prime compass]

They are true...right

[balmy epoch]

i’m pretty sure i’m rich already i don’t need it btw

[prime compass]

@wraith quarry can u send aid to rizian peasant

[frank latch]

They're canon
I'll let you decide for yourself if you think they happened they way they were told

[prime compass]

LONG LIVE SYRLSTARIA

[wraith quarry]

but why not be more rich

[rose cape]

where is vadechten 🤔

[frank latch]

eh...

[prime compass]

I feel like the sea Monster is aliens

[balmy epoch]

communism

[wraith quarry]

capitalism*

[prime compass]

Guys

Guys

[frank latch]

honestly
the Han Dynasty is below average on the continent

[balmy epoch]

this is because i’m not at the helm

[prime compass]

If you want good future for you and your pure Syrlstarian children
Vote Alternative for Syrlstaria

[rose cape]

it is one of these nations

[prime compass]

Blue

[hollow garden]

How is Delaria

[rose cape]

👽

[balmy epoch]

this is like fortnite but more water

[prime compass]

Sorry

[frank latch]

good job

you found it

[prime compass]

I killed everyone

[rose cape]

10 major cities

[hollow garden]

What does the Afs think of interracial relationships between Syrlstians and terorneiks

[frank latch]

alright
but not too wealthy cus of undeveloped jungle

[rose cape]

118 total cities

[balmy epoch]

if i was at the helm this would have annexed kleznam

[prime compass]

No.

[hollow garden]

This looks aesthetically pleasing

[prime compass]

WSP:

Jhang:

[wraith quarry]

klez is my puppet state

pls don

[balmy epoch]

i’ll be your puppet state too

[hollow garden]

Hater

[wraith quarry]

true

[rose cape]

the glazing is unreal

[hollow garden]

@wraith quarry I'm more loyal

[prime compass]

When is Rizia joining the WSP...

[wraith quarry]

why have puppet state when we can be equals

[hollow garden]

He will betray you

[prime compass]

True

[frank latch]

Amazting
Size, number of cities and population =/= wealth

[wraith quarry]

@hollow garden its okay i love you more still

[rose cape]

@frank latch is brzykna below average in the bay area

[prime compass]

It is time, bow.

[frank latch]

umm
no

[balmy epoch]

india being more wealthy than america :

[hollow garden]

Yappie!

[frank latch]

Modern India:

[rose cape]

this bay area

[prime compass]

For...the Super spooky bowistan lore

[cunning niche]

DRC being the richest nation:

[balmy epoch]

honestly one of the best countries to live in

[rose cape]

it... literally is correlated

[prime compass]

@frank latch give us the most spooky and the most disturbing lore

[balmy epoch]

very clean

good infrastructure

[rose cape]

the average wealth of a person is not the same as the wealth of a country

[wraith quarry]

the street food is very safe

you should eat it

[balmy epoch]

yup

[prime compass]

True

[balmy epoch]

i eat it daily

[hollow garden]

The beef there is great

[frank latch]

k
but you don't know the history and state of the Dynasty

[balmy epoch]

here in mumbai

[prime compass]

I love eating indian street food

[hollow garden]

You should eat it in front of the locals

They will appreciate it very much

[frank latch]

you can't judge their wealth based off of nothing

[prime compass]

Klez when will u fund literacy schools in rizia

[rose cape]

especially in medieval times btw

[wraith quarry]

@frank latch yes but you see, amazting will always argue over a state that could ever potentially outmatch me

he conspires for my downfall

[frank latch]

🤯

[hollow garden]

I will think about it

[prime compass]

Thats a no 😔

[balmy epoch]

no one will outmatch you except

[balmy epoch]

terroe

[wraith quarry]

i will be nuking terroe

[prime compass]

@frank latch pull up the illiterate children population of rizia

[frank latch]

Terronein Steel:

[balmy epoch]

no nukes in bowistan

[prime compass]

Kill..

[frank latch]

(far worse than nukes)

[rose cape]

also of the top 10 highest gdp countries, 4 are really populous, 5 stole shit from really populous countries, and 1 is a freeloader

[wraith quarry]

banning terronien investors:

[frank latch]

actually
untrue

[wraith quarry]

and seizing their assets

[prime compass]

True

[balmy epoch]

where is denmark

[rose cape]

we will all be retired by the time bowistan modern age is there

[frank latch]

what is your point

[prime compass]

Annexed

[wraith quarry]

canada is a freeloader

[rose cape]

wtf is a denmark

[hollow garden]

where is Egypt

[rose cape]

https://tenor.com/view/sweden-flag-swedish-flag-swedish-sweden-flag-gif-25731981

[prime compass]

By 700 AS we will be in the napoleonicss age 💔

[hollow garden]

We need to Annex them

[balmy epoch]

truth

[west path]

yeah but he didnt talk about it at all

[hollow garden]

As the 51 state

[balmy epoch]

i’ll probably be dead

[west path]

why do u think people would remember it as important

[rose cape]

that an extremely populous country is going to be an extremely wealth one

[west path]

💔 💔 💔 💔 💔

[frank latch]

(you legit just proved that's not fully true)

[balmy epoch]

biden killed 1.8m congolese people

[rose cape]

it took us 1 irl year to progress 100 years

[west path]

is the US a freeloader

[prime compass]

Cooked

[rose cape]

or you just steal shit from the country that is really populous??

[west path]

actually no thats canadium

[frank latch]

so
what's the U.S.'s excuse?

[rose cape]

like either way it's going to be stuff from really populous countries

[wraith quarry]

the US isnt a freeloader

[rose cape]

3rd most populous country

[prime compass]

Where would you live in Bowistam

[wraith quarry]

aint no way we're third

[west path]

I decree that the US is a freeloader!

[wraith quarry]

actually insane

[frank latch]

we are

[hollow garden]

For every American there is a 1/4 Egyptian

[wraith quarry]

thats insane

[west path]

you are

how do you not know this

[rose cape]

there are too many americans

[prime compass]

Kleznams

[wraith quarry]

i expected somewhere like indonesida to be ahead of us

[frank latch]

so then why isn't China first
and the U.S. 3rd?

[west path]

the simple solution is to kill 3/4 americans to balance it out

[rose cape]

china is first in PPP

[wraith quarry]

and in fact

Indonesia is 4th

[rose cape]

and also because china got shit stolen from it by like 28934328 countries

[wraith quarry]

so im not too stupid for thinking that indonesia could be ahead of us

[frank latch]

so then

is it

[west path]

does this include themselves?

[frank latch]

or is it not

[rose cape]

correlated doesnt mean it's a 1:1 ratio 🥱

[frank latch]

possible. That there's more to the history of the Han Dynasty than just being really populous?

[cunning niche]

I drank a protein power and greek yoghurt slurry

And i feel

Like ima throw up

[wraith quarry]

russia onlyhas 114 million people 😭

[rose cape]

there is but it being really populous would mean it is at least a regional power

[rose cape]

they are losing people

because no one wants to go to russia

[hollow garden]

That's one Russian for every 0.95 Egyptian

[hollow garden]

Don't central asians migrate to it?

[prime compass]

Kleznam 💔

[hollow garden]

Yes

[wraith quarry]

wait you mean people dont want to move to a belligerant state where they could be drafted to fight in x invasion?

[waxen remnant]

greek yogurt is pretty fire

[prime compass]

In which nations would you live in bowistan

[rose cape]

it's been happening since before ukraine war btw

[hollow garden]

Was that yoghurt spoiled

[rose cape]

since ww2 basically

[prime compass]

Now go run 8 km

[frank latch]

notice how I never said it wasn't?
just that it wasn't super wealthy

[rose cape]

when (cant say his name 😇) moved all the people from the fields to the factories

[cunning niche]

Yes but i mixed protein powder and hot water, put it in the greek yoghurt and it became a soup

[wraith quarry]

Russia didnt start invading its neighbors after ukraine...

georgia:

[rose cape]

#🎲game-room message

[hollow garden]

Georgia

Moldova

[wraith quarry]

moldova doesnt count

[frank latch]

this still applies...

[hollow garden]

Well Moldova was more conplezy

[balmy epoch]

i’m not against egyptian control of the entire maghreb

[cunning niche]

I saw a life hack where mixing the power with warm water will make it not clump and it will become smooth

But that was a lie

[prime compass]

Chechnya

[west path]

finland

poland lithuania

[hollow garden]

True

[prime compass]

@hollow garden i ask u question 💔

[rose cape]

their population growth has been negative since 1993

[west path]

the like 5 gigazillion duchies in the kievan rus

[hollow garden]

What is it

[cunning niche]

Yeah he said russia DIDNT start

[wraith quarry]

fair enough

[rose cape]

so you are saying it isnt a regional power

[wraith quarry]

but

i should state that

[frank latch]

no

[wraith quarry]

rusisa also is a frozen wasteland with a very strong autocracy

[prime compass]

In which nation would you live in bowistans..

[cunning niche]

Eating yummy dates

[west path]

Amazting is it true that we can use the population = gdp data to showcase how the terroe and orion hegemony on economics is fake and fraudulent and evil

[balmy epoch]

putin is democratically elected

[hollow garden]

Vogallia

[prime compass]

I think he is getting paid

[prime compass]

The glaze is insanes..

[rose cape]

by your mom 😂

[west path]

i would live in Noltia

ngl..

[wraith quarry]

so is Kim jong un

[wild mason]

What was it then

[prime compass]

Jhang:

[hollow garden]

So is ji ping

[prime compass]

So is

[rose cape]

how can it both be below average on its (maybe 2 or 3 region) continent and be a regional power

[west path]

that place SUCKS

[prime compass]

The s man

[west path]

i hate Jhang

[rose cape]

what was what then

[hollow garden]

What is the s man

[prime compass]

Yeah buddy 8000 cannoballs heading towards maizan rn

[hollow garden]

Oh the iraq

[prime compass]

Yes..

[frank latch]

Modern day UK:

[rose cape]

i would live in vogalia

[west path]

i dont even have a coast

[prime compass]

Jhang

[prime compass]

No problem

[rose cape]

modern day uk is above average on the continent and not a regional power

wrong way around

[west path]

@wild mason help hes inventing teleportation to drop cannonballs on maizan

[prime compass]

Why are you asking blumi for help

[west path]

this has to be illegal in some way

[prime compass]

No witnesses

No proof

[rose cape]

this is like saying indonesia is below average in asia

or nigeria is below average in africa

[frank latch]

I'm just gonna stop discussing this with you
You will not relent and I will not change my position, just because 1 person (especially you) is not satisfied with it

[rose cape]

your position is that there are (at least) 10 countries on a 20 country continent more powerful than it 😭

[west path]

modern day UK has worse development than poland

[rose cape]

if you can name all 10 that are more powerful i would be surprised

[west path]

that shit is not above average

serbia is better than modern day UK

[prime compass]

Poland

Poland

Poland

[cunning niche]

That was my post workout

[prime compass]

Poland

@west path whats the next one

[west path]

hi european here what is the argument

[frank latch]

Fine
I'll restate cus you misunderstood
"it is below average for a regional power"

[rose cape]

i can see at best maybe 4

[west path]

It's not... a regional power

[prime compass]

Ehat

[west path]

❓

[prime compass]

What

[rose cape]

yeah that makes more sense

[west path]

BuilderofWorldz

let me get this straight

you think the UK is a regional power

right?

[rose cape]

4 countries that are more powerful than the han dynasty (bowistan)

[wild mason]

Russia Population 1993

[prime compass]

Rizia

[rose cape]

148.5 million

[frank latch]

Amazting disputes my claim that the Han Dynasty isn't a "below average" nation because it has a highish population

[prime compass]

@wild mason silly animals

[frank latch]

I mean
sort of
It's no longer a superpower

it's lost that advantage

[west path]

can i debunk this

with like

5 sentences

[prime compass]

Yes

[frank latch]

sure...

[rose cape]

@balmy epoch why did you do this to ukraine

[cunning niche]

Egypt is stronger than the uk

[frank latch]

(even though this wasn't the argument in the first place)

[west path]

The UK is basically a backwater state due to it surrendering its influence when they did Brexit, cutting most trade ties with the european states.

Alongside this, misallocated funds have resulted in basically stagnating economic growth to the point that it is now RECEDING.

Coupled with poor state funding for institutions beyond the metropolitan areas, and you've effectively got yourself a very weak state.

[rose cape]

the highest population on the continent given the amount of cities you gave it

[west path]

I would say some traditionally backwater states are more successful than it due to them actually properly allocating funds and being capable of growth

[frank latch]

so..
you're saying that the UK isn't even a regional power anymore

[rose cape]

also im leaving the uk which will cause it to collapse

[cunning niche]

Yes

[frank latch]

it's just another random ahh European nation

[rose cape]

not since 1990 😂

[frank latch]

btw

when are we gonna get Germany on the UN Security Council?

[rose cape]

the uk already peaked which is the issue

most backwater states are

[west path]

I mean you'd expect that to be the case

more people correlates to more wealth and more people correlates to more production capacity

[rose cape]

on the up and up

[frank latch]

they can replace the UK

if we want

[rose cape]

true

[west path]

It is not

whatsoever

it has lost all grip on Europe

[west path]

solely with the context of a higher population in the medieval ages you can assume high soil fertility, productive farmland, and a large workforce

all of which benefit a medieval economy

[rose cape]

covid wqas the final blow btw

[frank latch]

yea
but there's underlying problems in the Han Dynasty (including very very poor governmental organization) which prevents them from expanding their influence too much.

[rose cape]

-10% gdp growth is cooked

[rose cape]

skollar reference

[frank latch]

even with their strategic geography

their internal structure is just so bad

and they're a multi-ethnic state

[rose cape]

they forgot to press the assimilate button 😂

[frank latch]

which essentially causes
Austria-Hungary syndrome

[west path]

Which does not mean that they are a 'weak' nation.

Even if they have to go through mounds of bureaucracy and do a bunch of feudal hear-say, if these are to be compared to most other states, they're still leagues ahead.

[frosty drum]

I heard that

[frank latch]

in theory

this does not mean it works in practice

[rose cape]

this would require them to have 1 ethnic group essentially dominating over the others

[prime compass]

Ww1 when

[frank latch]

the Han:

[rose cape]

describe how the skollar government system works for our audience please

[prime compass]

Cant wait for the Han Civil War

[west path]

if they're decentralized like you say they are this isn't a problem

[prime compass]

Describe brzykna government Systeme

[west path]

though they obviously don't pass resources around as effectively

it does mean lower tensions

and more competition

which in general is good

as it tends to trend towards development

of the general land

[west path]

is it a bureaucracy or a feudal state

[cunning niche]

I love protein powder

I dry scoop it

[west path]

well

not that

[prime compass]

Not good..

[west path]

legislative autocracy?? idk i forgot the term for nations that use law to define leadership not cultural tradition

[wild mason]

~rpa @rose cape

[hardy saffron]

amazting, @wild mason has challenged you to a game of rock paper anything! Do you accept?

[cunning niche]

Why

[frank latch]

but it prevents them from implementing nation wide changes, either due to disputes or just cultural differences.

[west path]

@wild mason do you know the term

[prime compass]

Because I decided this

[west path]

i kind of... forgot

[frank latch]

which is the problem

[hardy saffron]

amazting did not accept the game in time.

[frank latch]

this isn't true

[noble cradle]

~rpa @west path

[hardy saffron]

qevie, @noble cradle has challenged you to a game of rock paper anything! Do you accept?

[frank latch]

there's a lot more tension

[west path]

it's pretty clear that they're succesful without that, though.

[hardy saffron]

Rock Paper Anything

@noble cradle vs @west path
🦤💩 parader_ chose 3 trillion bitterns and the sludge, foul putrid mass commanded by sludgelord tomfoolery, a power carolinian necromancer!
🦤👽 qevie chose a swarm of bitterns and the eyequ streets of rogue alien!
:trophy: @noble cradle won!

The sheer scale of the challenger's forces and the necromantic command give it the edge over a swarm, the sludge also poses a problem to the streets.

[prime compass]

Less water intake per day if u dry scoop...
Idk

[frank latch]

"successful"

what do you think they're successful in?

[west path]

feeding their people

[cunning niche]

I drank a few liters today

[west path]

evil

[prime compass]

Good

[cunning niche]

@prime compass do you take ProteinP

[frank latch]

that doesn't mean they're super wealthy

[prime compass]

No

I take steroids

For my assthma

[cunning niche]

More tren = more men

[prime compass]

👽

Is bannam homosexual?

[west path]

This is true, since they basically can't get highly refined goods due to urban settlements likely failing with their structure of government, but their position of being successful farmers will lend them more wealth than most other states

[frank latch]

~bt

[cunning niche]

Its a saying

[west path]

hence why i think they're above average

[prime compass]

That you live by

[frank latch]

but they're not

[cunning niche]

Nope

[prime compass]

Oknm

[hardy saffron]

@frank latch: This ship is great

[frank latch]

odd

what does this mean

[west path]

ok im calling in @rose cape i had like only 4-5 hours of sleep today

[wild mason]

~rpa @noble cradle

[west path]

why are you guys dosing on protein powder

[frank latch]

😭

[west path]

literally just configure your diet to have protein

[frank latch]

this isn't a tag team argument

[prime compass]

8 trillion bitterns

[cunning niche]

I go to the gym regularly

[prime compass]

ME?

[frank latch]

or a discussion in the slightest

The Han Dynasty is simply below average

[prime compass]

900 eggs!

[frank latch]

I will not change that fact

[prime compass]

You should come boxing

[prime compass]

Is it below rizia

(Yes)

Yes

[cunning niche]

I do eat protein, i have eggs (brekky, steak(lunch), and like eggs (dinner) i just add proteinP for the extra boost

[west path]

,roll 20 make the han dynasty above average

[haughty inlet]

qevie

:game_die: You rolled 7

[west path]

FUCK

amaz can u reroll

[prime compass]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

belemin_

:game_die: You rolled 7

[prime compass]

LUCKY 7!!!

[frank latch]

,roll 20 It's below average

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: You rolled 15

[west path]

if we get 3 7s

FUCK

[prime compass]

,roll 20 its above

[haughty inlet]

belemin_

:game_die: You rolled 16

[frank latch]

NEIN

[west path]

gg

[frank latch]

No re-rolls

[prime compass]

Ez

[west path]

its above average

[prime compass]

Shhh

[rose cape]

1. there is a ruling khan (me), who presides over the vast majority of governmental decisions (no checks and balances needed because he is just a puppet of amazting)
2. there is a senate of the leaders of provinces who are "elected" by the people (not really, but)
3. the senate appoints a council who verifies the advisors/cabinet appointed by the khan as well as advising the king on the needs and wants of the senators of different regions
4. the treasury is under the direct control of the khan
5. the king directly appoint leaders of different ministries, who control different aspects of the empire
6. the leaders of the provinces appoint mayors, who are in control specific cities
7. finally, there is a council which is the citizens assembly who are elected (fr) by the people, and have the power to suggest laws, though not implement them. it allows the khan and the senators to gain a direct pulse into the feelings of the empire

[frank latch]

,roll 20 nope

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: You rolled 7

[west path]

,roll 20

[prime compass]

Shhh bow

[haughty inlet]

qevie

:game_die: You rolled 5

[frank latch]

,roll 20 nuh uh

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: You rolled 10

[rose cape]

,roll 20 yep

[haughty inlet]

amazting

:game_die: You rolled 8

[west path]

fawk

[frank latch]

~bt

[prime compass]

So basically barbarians

[rose cape]

,roll 20 reroll

[haughty inlet]

amazting

:game_die: You rolled 4

[frank latch]

,roll 20 try again

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: You rolled 2

[west path]

kill the brzyknans

[rose cape]

if you are illiterate it may seem that way

[frank latch]

,roll 20 Nope

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: You rolled 11

[rose cape]

,roll 20 yep

[haughty inlet]

amazting

:game_die: You rolled 2

[prime compass]

@frank latch is he crazy?

[rose cape]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

amazting

:game_die: You rolled 586

[west path]

yeah theyre above average BoW

u cant beat a 586 roll

unless..

you roll a nat 20

[rose cape]

notice how he looks to bow for validation

[hardy saffron]

@frank latch: 1: Hat (not other) 3. The king is known for about 2 minutes.

[cunning niche]

Host validation

[west path]

arent you from space

[frank latch]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: You rolled 1599

[west path]

,roll 20 eat space

[haughty inlet]

qevie

:game_die: You rolled 12

[prime compass]

Host validation

[frosty drum]

,roll 456

[haughty inlet]

skillerzthegamer

:game_die: You rolled 228

[prime compass]

,roll 999

[haughty inlet]

belemin_

:game_die: You rolled 885

[rose cape]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

amazting

:game_die: You rolled 84275

[west path]

thats not a nat 20

also i have vencord

[prime compass]

@frank latch can we have some spooky...lore

[frank latch]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: You rolled 83142

[west path]

is he stupid

[prime compass]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

belemin_

:game_die: You rolled 10

[frosty drum]

,roll Live, live, live, live, live, die

[haughty inlet]

skillerzthegamer

:game_die: live

[rose cape]

🤣

still rolled lower

[frank latch]

Look at Amazting's rolls then

[prime compass]

,roll 20 amaz gets ban

[haughty inlet]

belemin_

:game_die: You rolled 13

[rose cape]

,roll 20 no

[haughty inlet]

amazting

:game_die: You rolled 16

[prime compass]

Can we get much higher?

[rose cape]

ez

[prime compass]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

belemin_

:game_die: You rolled 10

[rose cape]

yes

[prime compass]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

belemin_

:game_die: You rolled 7

[prime compass]

10+7=17

Ezz

[cunning niche]

So highh

[rose cape]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

amazting

:game_die: You rolled 9

[rose cape]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

amazting

:game_die: You rolled 13

[west path]

why is amazting russian and german

[frank latch]

,roll 20 My word is final. Below average

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: You rolled 19

[prime compass]

Guardan drugs

[rose cape]

9 + 13 = 22

[frank latch]

HA

[rose cape]

ez

[west path]

@rose cape explain??

[rose cape]

,roll 20 no,,

[haughty inlet]

amazting

:game_die: You rolled 16

[prime compass]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

belemin_

:game_die: You rolled 6

[frank latch]

rolls*

[rose cape]

,roll 20 reroll

[haughty inlet]

amazting

:game_die: You rolled 7

[rose cape]

,roll 20 reroll

[haughty inlet]

amazting

:game_die: You rolled 13

[rose cape]

,roll 20 reroll

[frank latch]

yep

[haughty inlet]

amazting

:game_die: You rolled 20

[rose cape]

ez

[frank latch]

Nope

[rose cape]

yep

[prime compass]

,roll 20 Han is Abov

[haughty inlet]

belemin_

:game_die: You rolled 16

[frank latch]

it was a reroll

doesn't count

[frosty drum]

Who wants to play roll roulette?

[rose cape]

does

[frank latch]

doesn't

[rose cape]

russian roulette

[frank latch]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: You rolled 12

[frank latch]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: You rolled 18

[frosty drum]

,roll Live, live, live, live, live, die

[haughty inlet]

skillerzthegamer

:game_die: live

[frank latch]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: You rolled 3

[west path]

is the han dynasty above average now

[frank latch]

,roll 20

[frank latch]

nope

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: You rolled 16

[rose cape]

,roll die, die, die, die, die, live

[haughty inlet]

amazting

:game_die: die

[west path]

is it average then

[frank latch]

nope

[rose cape]

who lives who dies who tells your story

[west path]

is it sublime

[rose cape]

which nations are above it if it is below average (minimum 10)

[frank latch]

To decide the next Bowistan superpower

[prime compass]

@frank latch can u stop with mid dynasty and give spooky lore..

[cunning niche]

Guardia

[rose cape]

,roll Brzykna, Rizia, Vogalia, Guarda, Adika, Han, Jhang

[haughty inlet]

amazting

:game_die: Han

[rose cape]

EZ

[west path]

REAL

ITS TRUE

ITS TRUE

[frosty drum]

Where's skollar...

[west path]

ITS THE HAN

THEYRE THE NEXT SUPERPOWER

[rose cape]

they dont have a government

[rose cape]

so they arent qualified

[west path]

@wraith quarry why did you do this?

[frank latch]

,roll Brzykna, Jhang, Adika, Serrelka, Maizan, Guardia, Han, Vogalia, Skollarz, Noltia, Kipae, MalH'alah, Sofferia, Apathi Kingdom

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: Han

[wild mason]

We dont want those dirty floridians

[frank latch]

BRO

WHAT

rigged btw

[west path]

yep

its the han

we told you bow

[rose cape]

lmaoo

[frank latch]

,roll Brzykna, Jhang, Adika, Serrelka, Maizan, Guardia, Han, Vogalia, Skollarz, Noltia, Kipae, MalH'alah, Sofferia, Apathi Kingdom

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: Adika

[rose cape]

LMAO

[cunning niche]

,roll Brzykna, Jhang, Adika, Serrelka, Maizan, Guardia, Han, Vogalia, Skollarz, Noltia, Kipae, MalH'alah, Sofferia, Apathi Kingdom

[haughty inlet]

shmungus_123456

:game_die: Sofferia

[west path]

u should have LISTENED

[rose cape]

rigged

[wild mason]

,roll Brzykna, Jhang, Adika, Serrelka, Maizan, Guardia, Han, Vogalia, Skollarz, Noltia, Kipae, MalH'alah, Sofferia, Apathi Kingdom

[haughty inlet]

blumiholls

:game_die: Brzykna

[rose cape]

,roll Brzykna, Jhang, Adika, Serrelka, Maizan, Guardia, Han, Vogalia, Skollarz, Noltia, Kipae, MalH'alah, Sofferia, Apathi Kingdom

[haughty inlet]

amazting

:game_die: Apathi Kingdom

[west path]

you said no rerolls btw

[rose cape]

true,,

[frosty drum]

Lst me roll this time bow @frank latch

,roll Brzykna, Jhang, Adika, Serrelka, Maizan, Guardia, Han, Vogalia, Skollarz, Noltia, Kipae, MalH'alah, Sofferia, Apathi Kingdom

[haughty inlet]

skillerzthegamer

:game_die: Brzykna

[rose cape]

https://tenor.com/view/goodnight-gif-22352156

[prime compass]

,roll Brzykna, Jhang, Adika, Serrelka, Maizan, Guardia, Han, Vogalia, Skollarz, Noltia, Kipae, MalH'alah, Sofferia, Apathi Kingdom

[haughty inlet]

belemin_

:game_die: Jhang

[prime compass]

Uh

MY KING JHANG!

[frosty drum]

Imma try again
Amaz is clearly rigging it

[prime compass]

,roll Brzykna, Jhang, Adika, Serrelka, Maizan, Guardia, Han, Vogalia, Skollarz, Noltia, Kipae, MalH'alah, Sofferia, Apathi Kingdom

[haughty inlet]

belemin_

:game_die: Adika

[west path]

@frank latch its brzykna or han

[frosty drum]

,roll Brzykna, Jhang, Adika, Serrelka, Maizan, Guardia, Han, Vogalia, Skollarz, Noltia, Kipae, MalH'alah, Sofferia, Apathi Kingdom

[prime compass]

😍😍😍😍

[haughty inlet]

skillerzthegamer

:game_die: Sofferia

[west path]

pick

[prime compass]

,roll Brzykna, Jhang, Adika, Serrelka, Maizan, Guardia, Han, Vogalia, Skollarz, Noltia, Kipae, MalH'alah, Sofferia, Apathi Kingdom

[haughty inlet]

belemin_

:game_die: Han

[frosty drum]

Who tf

[west path]

which one is the next super power

[frank latch]

,roll Brzykna, Han

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: Han

[rose cape]

it's han

[frank latch]

WHY

[west path]

its han

[rose cape]

it's han

[west path]

gg

[rose cape]

han is just the goat

[prime compass]

HANNN

HANNNNN

[west path]

divine intervention

[prime compass]

My goates han

[west path]

its written into history

[frosty drum]

,roll Brzykna, Jhang, Adika, Serrelka, Maizan, Guardia, Han, Vogalia, Skollarz, Noltia, Kipae, MalH'alah, Sofferia, Apathi Kingdom

[haughty inlet]

skillerzthegamer

:game_die: Apathi Kingdom

[frank latch]

time to glaze the Han then
the Jhang are so last century

[prime compass]

True

[rose cape]

true,,

[bold glade]

Hello

[west path]

true,,

[prime compass]

,roll Rizia, Han

[haughty inlet]

belemin_

:game_die: Rizia

varticity

Invalid argument provided.

Usage:
roll [max number or options to choose from]

[west path]

that wasnt even apart of the votes

dont rig it

[prime compass]

Rizia supremacy

[steep merlin]

Bad roll format: shut up belemin

[prime compass]

Shush urad

[frank latch]

,roll Shut up Belemin, Shut up Kelly

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: Shut up Belemin

[bold glade]

Hehe

Oh

[rose cape]

@frank latch why does bowistan run at 150x speed to real life

[bold glade]

,roll shut up both of you, hehe

[haughty inlet]

varticity

:game_die: shut up both of you

[rose cape]

too fast

[prime compass]

Ok...

[bold glade]

Ooh

,roll @prime compass, he

[haughty inlet]

varticity

:game_die: he

[bold glade]

Awwww

[cunning niche]

https://tenor.com/view/rapture-beam-family-my-auntie-got-raptured-gif-10328754267991713706

[prime compass]

,roll sigma, signa

[haughty inlet]

belemin_

:game_die: sigma

[rose cape]

,roll Shut up amazting, Shut up amazting, Shut up amazting, Shut up amazting, Shut up amazting, Shut up amazting, Shut up amazting, Shut up amazting, brzykna is the world hegemon,,,

[haughty inlet]

amazting

:game_die: Shut up amazting

[rose cape]

[rose cape]

l

[frank latch]

because real life is too slow

so I made it 150x faster

[rose cape]

actually not that fast

a year is still 2.4 days

my life is months long

[wraith quarry]

Epcot is honestly the best disney park

[rose cape]

~bt

[wraith quarry]

epci fail

[prime compass]

@frank latch when will we bowistan rpg!

Its pretty peaks..

[frosty drum]

@frank latch When is Bowistan Space MW system era

[prime compass]

2064

[hardy saffron]

@rose cape: Diamonds account

[frank latch]

@frank latch When Bowistan Modern Era

[rose cape]

2035

[prime compass]

Beleminius Manor

[wild mason]

~bt Brzykna, Jhang, Adika, Serrelka, Maizan, Guardia, Han, Vogalia, Skollarz, Noltia, Kipae, MalH'alah, Sofferia, Apathi Kingdom

[rose cape]

*2031

[hardy saffron]

@wild mason: Rier, rier, poblisha, han, noiz, ier, ier, ier, ier, ier .

[rose cape]

rier

[prime compass]

Ror

[wraith quarry]

i found this cool drawing

[prime compass]

@rose cape is this true

[wraith quarry]

and this one

[west path]

ive just now realized that my dog scratched me across the entire length of my knee

thats crazy

[prime compass]

Brzykna soldiers relaxing after the 1st Walstun Sea War
Adika:

[west path]

@wraith quarry gobbless

[wraith quarry]

i have a gif for this

[prime compass]

I know

[west path]

this would have been us in mtc4

[prime compass]

The Star wars one

[west path]

(we'd be the ones getting shot at)

[wraith quarry]

i lost it

[wraith quarry]

yes

[prime compass]

Cooked..

[west path]

make it 150x slower

[wraith quarry]

i found this...

[frank latch]

🔥

[west path]

bro what

[wraith quarry]

wardens are called baby-eaters btw

or baby munchers

[west path]

why the FUCK

would you take that beyond satire

and make an actual poster for that

[west path]

yeah i think im joining the collies

the propaganda you just forcefed me..

[wraith quarry]

refer to the image i sent

[west path]

it has changed me for the worse

[wild mason]

These names 😭

[west path]

which

theres a few

[frank latch]

real

[wraith quarry]

wrong image

Eseronian officer?

[frank latch]

we will save the babies

[prime compass]

@wraith quarry did u see it..

[wraith quarry]

yes

[prime compass]

Send it

[frank latch]

see what 👀

[ripe owl]

@fallen cipher

[prime compass]

A gif..

[prime compass]

Terroes have no rights

(Joke)

[wraith quarry]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1277817910567636992/1308195453111767072/attachment.gif

[frank latch]

ah

[west path]

wait so do you fight so you can fight more

[prime compass]

Rizian fleet pulling up to Aegis

[frank latch]

(this is Orion btw)

not Terroe

[prime compass]

Shhhh

[west path]

isnt it terroneiks

[prime compass]

Bowistan..rpg

[prime compass]

Terro[REDACTED]

[frank latch]

Terroneins

is the correct term

[west path]

im going to use terroneiks

[wraith quarry]

Least sick looking Eseronian soldier btw

[frank latch]

that...
I don't think a single person has ever used correctly

[west path]

it makes more sense

[frank latch]

no it doesn't?

[west path]

sounds better for me aswell

[west path]

stop propaganda posting im not rejoining until oil john is murdered on the streets of Nova Walzia

[wraith quarry]

actually im keeping this one for myself

[prime compass]

Me

[wild mason]

OK I was going to use a term but it might sound mtoo much like a real slur

[frank latch]

who cares
say it anyway 😁

[frank latch]

what does this say

[west path]

fish

when are you getting streets of rogue

[prime compass]

Say in dms

[wraith quarry]

dont know

dont care

it's just cool

the warden propaganda machine is beautiful

[fallen cipher]

GUYS

GUYS!

who wants to hop on the Minecraft bedrock realm?

[prime compass]

Jhang cannons

[prime compass]

Nö..

[frank latch]

From the ruins of our cities
from the ruins of ------- es
From the ruins of --------s

[prime compass]

Thanks

[frank latch]

that's all I can see

[prime compass]

All are cities

[frank latch]

real

[prime compass]

From the Ruins of our cities
We will rise

[wraith quarry]

Sylstarian soldier 🔥

[prime compass]

May Allah bless him in battle

FOR SYRLSTARIA

[frank latch]

why did the sun explode

[west path]

rea.............

[prime compass]

DEATH TO TERROE

[west path]

that was me

mb

[prime compass]

Erm its supposed to show the light of hope which is with the soldier 🤓

Idk

[frank latch]

When will the Terroneins get their victory 🥺

[wraith quarry]

@hollow garden Sylstarian soldier looks sick

[west path]

fish forgets that the quatai war is over

now the main opp is oil john

[rose cape]

no

[west path]

fish stop making me tweak

[wraith quarry]

"Rest now brother
you are not forgotten"

[prime compass]

Nevee

[west path]

im not doing the city map

[prime compass]

Never

[wraith quarry]

you will do the city map

[west path]

no

[wraith quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/memento-mori-unus-annus-gif-19399232

[west path]

im hosting an rpg

i cant

[frank latch]

For every inch of land
we will spill blood

[wraith quarry]

im pretty sure this is a kriegsman

why is he in foxhole

[prime compass]

We will destroy Terroe

[frank latch]

Long live Terroe

[rose cape]

kriegsmarine

[prime compass]

No matter how many must be sacrificed

[wraith quarry]

From the ashes we will rise

[prime compass]

No matter how much blood must be shed

No matter how many trees burned

[balmy epoch]

no

[prime compass]

No matter how many lives lost

We will destroy the enemy

No matter what

[rose cape]

anti korean propaganda

you will be sentenced to 5 years of forced labor

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/mouse-harvest-mouse-field-mouse-field-eating-gif-7409394423678669373

[west path]

never

[wraith quarry]

Hey this is what the mid-eastern front looked like!

@frank latch confirm?

[prime compass]

Fury

[wraith quarry]

whar

[frank latch]

true

though

maybe more trench

[prime compass]

Hell let Loose

[frank latch]

that was a bloody front...

[rose cape]

mid-eastern front 😂

[frank latch]

We gave our lives for very meter of ground.

[wraith quarry]

4 million soldiers died in that front

[frank latch]

you probably should have stopped the human waves

[prime compass]

Terroe will lose much more when I get power in Syrlstaria.

[wraith quarry]

nuh uh

[frank latch]

-the Soviet Union