🎲game-room

[balmy epoch]

@novel jay can I see a map of our colony

[rose cape]

it collapsed

sorry

[balmy epoch]

like brzykna

[rose cape]

the brainwashing is too crazy

next he will ally with adika

[novel jay]

This doesn’t catch as well as you hope, but the poorer people, 100, move over, but it will take months

[balmy epoch]

honey bee’s country officially allies with adika

wait who’s adika

[rose cape]

fish

[balmy epoch]

MISINPUT

[rose cape]

you have been tricked

[balmy epoch]

IT WAS A MISINPUT

[rose cape]

bamboozeled

[balmy epoch]

CALM THE FUCK DOWN

https://tenor.com/view/moistcritikal-penguinz0-charlie-misinput-it-was-a-misinput-gif-23090919

[wild mason]

100 is better than nothing and we can use the time between to construct necessary provisions for them. Will they be indebted to us in a worthwhile way if we do this, and will this reduce the chances of death?

[novel jay]

You reach out to your superior in New Spain; he sends 4 caravels to your port, but expects a lease of land to his possession soon

[rose cape]

at peter griffin

[spring bison]

wdym

[balmy epoch]

would you support me if I invaded Peter in bowistan for not showing me my colony

[frosty drum]

Chat GasStationbird eliminated fascism in Fallout

[novel jay]

The king sends 3 training occurrences and 60 men over; they will now live in a constructed fort

[rose cape]

peak

how many people do we have

[balmy epoch]

@rose cape who even are you

france?

[novel jay]

While you do not know yet about the death part, but they will be indentured servants for 10 years

[rose cape]

https://tenor.com/view/denmark-danmark-scream-if-you-love-denmark-john-cena-gif-7079972178525332757

[balmy epoch]

ew

[rose cape]

who are you

england?

[balmy epoch]

@novel jay I can see a map of our colony

[wild mason]

Indentured servants are useful.

Do our settlements currently have any Palisades?

[balmy epoch]

yes

[rose cape]

ew

[balmy epoch]

DO NOT SAY THAT WORD

[balmy epoch]

you will be destroyed

[cunning niche]

Will blumi take this?

[rose cape]

true,,,

[noble cradle]

When are you making hog farms they are really good sources of meat

And fertilizer

[rose cape]

@novel jay what local plants are there btw

[wild mason]

When I actually have the means to import and raise hogs

[novel jay]

Internet issues

[novel jay]

No

[noble cradle]

What country are you

[novel jay]

800-850

[midnight ocean]

@novel jay I’m in this one right what’s my current thing

[wild mason]

Yeah we probably should start building those

[cunning niche]

@novel jay where is my colony

[novel jay]

He will give you his ships, if he recieves some of the profit

[noble cradle]

The natives

[rose cape]

who is blumi defending from

imagine having natives in the region,,,

[novel jay]

Im doing other people’s stuff rn

[wild mason]

Wild Animals :
Desperate Natives :

[noble cradle]

What country are you

[visual shard]

game room

[royal wyvern]

Include killer fish from San Diego

[rose cape]

me personally i wouldnt have natives in the region

[visual shard]

isn't bro indian

[novel jay]

Everyones things got reset, you dont.

[rose cape]

parader if he could scroll up

[cunning niche]

Btw not saying this bc im new but in the future prioritize setting up new people first before you continue with peoples actions

[noble cradle]

@balmy epoch when are you extincting wolves

[midnight ocean]

Guh

[rose cape]

~bt

[hardy saffron]

@rose cape: Not a Native American brother.

[royal wyvern]

Pluh

[midnight ocean]

Guh

[rose cape]

true 😔

[grizzled plume]

Guys wana do map wars

[novel jay]

I might allow you to be a second colony in an empire

[rose cape]

attack of the low ranks is crazy

[midnight ocean]

So I’m not France anymore?

[novel jay]

I will create a poll for the next session

[rose cape]

no you are sweden

[balmy epoch]

when @novel jay gives a map of our colony

[rose cape]

~owoify

[hardy saffron]

@rose cape: >w< when @novel jay gives a map of ouw cowony ;-;

[novel jay]

Wait, you might be, klez left

[midnight ocean]

Damn it

[noble cradle]

Master Amaztingcan, there's too many of them! What do we do!?

[rose cape]

egypt timezone:

[novel jay]

You know what, you are french now

[midnight ocean]

https://tenor.com/view/crying-emoji-dies-gif-21956120

[rose cape]

we have to send them back to #🌎general where they belong

[noble cradle]

@midnight ocean colonize arkansas

[midnight ocean]

Fate worse than death

@novel jay colonize Arkansas

[novel jay]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-squarepants-spongebob-panic-chaos-fire-gif-4920941

[rose cape]

average

[novel jay]

You are in Quebec

[balmy epoch]

btw God bless @fallen cipher for defending game room in general

[noble cradle]

Why is this alien reacted arkansas post and little rock are both French

[rose cape]

@novel jay send explorers out to scout out the terrain of the island and look for local fauna and flora

[balmy epoch]

I need to know where I can expand to

[midnight ocean]

So true actually what natives are around me try to set up diplomatic relations

[rose cape]

you cant

because your colony is on fire

as shown in the image

[balmy epoch]

the image is a falsehood

[novel jay]

#🎲game-room message
Basic summary

[noble cradle]

Why did boney hee settle California

[novel jay]

Wait, 3 minute break in actions

[rose cape]

real,,,

[fallen cipher]

Reinforcements when?

[balmy epoch]

never you started glazing a shit host

[midnight ocean]

Set up constant imports of grain to the colony in exchange for lumber. Begin chopping down trees

[fallen cipher]

I'm talking about his Minecraft builds

[midnight ocean]

Bruh

[noble cradle]

Africans are so inventive I can't believe we underestimated them and colonized them that was so mean

Wait

[balmy epoch]

make that clear

[novel jay]

@balmy epoch

[noble cradle]

8:30 am is trumps inauguration @waxen remnant do we watch in vc1

[novel jay]

@prisma flame

[balmy epoch]

God bless

[balmy epoch]

wait what the 2 parts of our colony

[rose cape]

where tf is this

[sour grotto]

@wild mason

[novel jay]

I don’t think Russia will work

[rose cape]

what year is it btw

[novel jay]

You havent even reached the pasific ocean

[rose cape]

i feel like i already asked this

but im stupid

so,,,

[novel jay]

1591

[prisma flame]

Ok good now begin extracting materials and trading them to gain more support

[rose cape]

why did beter not ping me 😢

[novel jay]

Yellow is the capital (Jamestown)
Red is the city on the maryland coast

[balmy epoch]

I see

[rose cape]

bro is in virginia 💀

[rose cape]

@novel jay ,,,

[balmy epoch]

best state btw

[rose cape]

lie

there are at least like 1 better states than virginia

[balmy epoch]

Iowa

[midnight ocean]

I want to play map wars but I also want to take a nap I am sleepy

[abstract ermine]

what's up hell

i'm just kidding

[novel jay]

You do manage to get imported grain, but a significant portion does not survive the voyage

[rose cape]

why is beter ignoring me...

[wild mason]

@novel jay can I have a map of my colony

[rose cape]

no

[novel jay]

You find soil good for vegetables, a decent amount of game animals, and large forested hills

[midnight ocean]

Try to set up some small grain and vegetable farms

[balmy epoch]

@novel jay seeing tensions rise around the region + for defense against possible native attacks, request the crown for a contingency of soldiers

[rose cape]

any plants or anything

[novel jay]

@cerulean siren anything to do?

[novel jay]

White spruces, blueberries, pines, and dendelions

[rose cape]

BLUEBERRIES

[balmy epoch]

I should have colonized quahog

[rose cape]

BLEURIAHDF

[novel jay]

Its good enough

[rose cape]

@novel jay we NEED to sell blueberries as an exotic fruit to euro

[balmy epoch]

bros trying to farm cash crops while being in the north

[wild mason]

@novel jay Do we have any pawpaw and plum trees?

[novel jay]

They are enthusiastic; 80 soldiers are sent over, who construct a fort in the mainland town

[midnight ocean]

Since when were basic food necessities cash crops

[novel jay]

Yes

[noble cradle]

This is why they need hogs or cattle to fertilize and break up the land for better grazing and farming

[balmy epoch]

#🎲game-room message 0 reading comprehension

[noble cradle]

Goats do an ok job too

[midnight ocean]

Alien

[novel jay]

Small problem
Blueberries spoil after a bit, but you can sell preserved foods

[noble cradle]

Sell it as healroot

[west path]

WHAT

elaborate hog

[novel jay]

He lives in the fertile area of newfoundland

[wild mason]

Can we ask the crown for the funds to begin work on a basic brewery and resell the wine to Europe?

If the Crown doesn't provide it, can we ferment it ourselves with local ale houses?

[noble cradle]

Trump gets inaugurated tommorow

[west path]

@noble cradle they call me world because we need to play rimworld

nOW

[midnight ocean]

@novel jay build more storage for food to last through the winter or if there’s ever a shortage and increase hunting in the nearby area for meat and furs

[west path]

@midnight ocean get suzerain when

Its... like manneva

[midnight ocean]

Some point

[midnight ocean]

False

[noble cradle]

Yes

[noble cradle]

No it's actually really good

[novel jay]

Swedish colony

[noble cradle]

I caused a sordish great depression

And got blocked by parliament

[novel jay]

@cerulean siren @prisma flame @spring bison anything to do?

[noble cradle]

Control economy seems pretty hard to pull off

[balmy epoch]

@novel jay what time of year is it currently

[midnight ocean]

Can I see my colony

[west path]

also i finished the xenotype yesterday during the session so i wont take 5 bazillion hours to make it this time

[prime compass]

Blame it on the bluds

[west path]

true*

It is genuinely amazing

[noble cradle]

Yeah

[west path]

now if FISH made fish mw have politics similar to Suzerain

it would be my new crack

[noble cradle]

I took dictatorial powers but I was commie so they tried getting me impeached and I blamed it on the bluds

[west path]

HOW

[prisma flame]

Try translating native languages and encouraging settlers to teach it to kids to increase relations. Other than that keep trading resources

[west path]

i did a capitalist reformist run got 167 votes on the constitution (literally on the threshold), got judge edmonds on my side and basically solved the recession + got ATO membership + got Agnland and Wehlen deals + Got rumburg peace

🤑

[novel jay]

Wine won’t work well when shipping to Europe, but selling to Europeans colonizing up north could work; it would be good for ale houses, and some are already under construction

[noble cradle]

Control economy + dictator powers + 🖕 the court gets you new Alphonso

[prime compass]

Yeah so sir youre country got hit hard by the economic recession and some major power next door is funding a terrorist organization, oh did I mention unemployment rates

[west path]

bro did not play Rizia 🤣

[spring bison]

Rumburg peace summit is literally the worst deal and path evef

[west path]

why hog

[west path]

it lets me basically easily win the re-election

[noble cradle]

The court exposes you and tries to get you impeached and the assembly starts to block you and then the economy can't progress and crashes

[west path]

and makes eastern mekropa prosperous

[spring bison]

did you miss the pipeline and 30% discounted gas prices to rumburg

[novel jay]

That won’t really work very well; your 2 languages are almost untranslatable, but you can get the extremely basic things down; the Portuguese refuse to learn the language

[spring bison]

the deal decreases popular support

tfym

[west path]

The world if you funded law enforcement:

(secret police fixes all of your issues)

[novel jay]

Peak summer

[balmy epoch]

I see

[west path]

Thats CRAZY

[west path]

yes but i get peace

[spring bison]

you literally surrender most of your energy to RUmburg

[west path]

so i won the election whilst having to deal with ATO membership, fully alienated conservative voters, rumburg deal AND my scandals being exposed

how the FUCK

[prisma flame]

Ok then give local tribes gifts

[spring bison]

and you literally fund it being the third world power

[novel jay]

#🎲game-room message
hasn’t changed

[west path]

etrue

but at the same time

i avoid nuclear war

[spring bison]

Nope

you can just decide to not sign the deal

[west path]

anyhow i should do another dictator playthrough but win against rumburg

solo

[spring bison]

and nothing will happen

[noble cradle]

@west path you have to take kyrute neutrality route when dealing with rumburg so they get fucked

[spring bison]

Rumburg wont declare war on you if it gets sanctioned or you are in the ATO

[west path]

insane

[novel jay]

The largest tribe in the region refuses to speak with your ambassadors; they know you are involved with harboring the tribe they fought against.

[wild mason]

Honey Bee is right to my south isn't he, do you think his people would buy it?

Also selling it up north seems like a good idea. Pawpaw Wine has quite a high alcohol by volume when by itself so it might be good to encourage it's use in things like Ale Soup.

[west path]

@noble cradle RIMWORLD MP NOW

[balmy epoch]

I know it’s in a while but construct more storage houses for food just to be prepared when winter comes

[midnight ocean]

Build more houses and also watchtowers around the colony to spot game and for better security

[balmy epoch]

I’m willing to buy it

[novel jay]

That would probably work, yeah

[west path]

i wanna declare war on rumburg my next sordland playthrough ngl

but rn im doing rizia

[prisma flame]

Ok then keep harboring them. Also do we have guns because I want my settlers to be armed in case of conflict

[west path]

i wanna get the alma saltana marriage route because its fucking hiliarious

[noble cradle]

Does the pincer attack ever work

[west path]

@spring bison whats the optimal route for this

is it uhh

status quo and third way

[noble cradle]

also @west path @spring bison thoughts on this?

[west path]

average

[novel jay]

Good move; even though winters aren’t as extreme as where many of your settlers hail from, it’s still good to keep fish and such preserved

[spring bison]

third way increase relations with all your neighbors (except lespia)

[west path]

PEAK

[novel jay]

You did bring 50 rifles and 10 barrels of gunpowder

[spring bison]

Fall from GRACE achievement is so peak

[west path]

this is peak btw

[wild mason]

@novel jay Do we have any vegetables we grow or buy in large amounts?

[balmy epoch]

@finite crag can you send over some femboys to the colony

[west path]

@noble cradle Buddy

Rimworld

or else..

[prisma flame]

Ok in case of conflict they'll be handed out to create a small militia but only then

[west path]

(i have only like 4 hours)

[wild mason]

Oh that's the Peter with the femboys user

[novel jay]

You finally have real housing for your people; everything goes well

[spring bison]

@west path you should defeat Rumburg then do an optimal Rizia playthrough so it becomes the third world power

[novel jay]

Alright

[midnight ocean]

I didn’t have any housing before? 💀

[balmy epoch]

the superior Peter

[novel jay]

You had tents

[novel jay]

I am not associated with him💀

[midnight ocean]

That’s crazy chop down more trees

[novel jay]

You currently only have European vegetables

[novel jay]

Alright

[wild mason]

@novel jay Can we create a communal house for the indentured servants that, once they have their own houses constructed, will serve as either an inn or barracks?

[prime compass]

Geeked

[west path]

no

go away satan!

i wanna do the funny morella wedding

[spring bison]

qevie try not to be a Rummish vassal challenge

[west path]

im going intermerkopum this time

doing another status quo run because its 🔥

[spring bison]

ew

absolutism is better

[novel jay]

You do construct the quarters for the servants; they are mostly agricultural workers. You get news of 50 Finns arriving from a private investor.

[west path]

wont you have to spend more money on stuff to keep your people happy

can i really afford allat

[wild mason]

Do we have the means to accommodate them yet?

Do we have a major source of animal fat?

[spring bison]

if you abolish the deepstate you will be fine

[novel jay]

You did bring 10 pigs, who are rapidly multiplying; in just a year, 25

[wild mason]

Okay.
Can we use the native June berries, chestnuts, and hazelnuts with pigs fat to create a stockpile of Pemmican?

[spring bison]

@west path https://codex.torporgames.com/rico-toras opinions

[west path]

Rico is MID

im joining the military is that based?

[novel jay]

Yeah, works well enough

@spring bison anything?

[spring bison]

University gives you extra budget

[spring bison]

idk what to do

[west path]

btw whats the best military doctrine

is it not worth it when i am uhh

[novel jay]

You have 1,000 people and are in Florida

[spring bison]

Navy and marines

[west path]

doing intermerkopum (somewhat idk if that interferes with the alma saltana secret romance path)

[wild mason]

Do we have any chickens?

[spring bison]

Rush the marines and land on the palesian capital

[novel jay]

No

[west path]

do i need interventionism for this

and wont that ruin my morella relations

👽

[spring bison]

no

[midnight ocean]

Fein fein fein fein

[novel jay]

@frank latch It’s going on

[spring bison]

if you allow yourself to get internationaly sanctioned yes

[west path]

what does that mean guh

how do you avoid sanctions

[spring bison]

you need the AN to side agaisnt you then you need to avoid getting sanctioned in the next meeting

[spring bison]

I think uhh

nationalize mitz, blackmail lespia, deal with wehlen, relations with derdia

[novel jay]

@balmy epoch You are running out of the supplies you brought over (everything but food, good on that department).

[west path]

I WANNA BEFRIEND MORELLA BRO

idk if i can get relations with derdia

💔

[spring bison]

yeah you need to let them nationalize mitz

[frank latch]

I'm probably not gonna join
I'm tired

[balmy epoch]

what supplies exactly

I wanna see what we could do

[west path]

Will that max relations though

[midnight ocean]

Relatable

[wild mason]

No eggs 🕊️🕊️

[spring bison]

yeah

[west path]

i need MAX relations

[west path]

even if i take lespias share

[midnight ocean]

Who’s the closest colony to me I want to trade

[west path]

❓

[wild mason]

@lapis nymph have we acquired any metals heavy enough to sink quickly in water ?

[spring bison]

and you need not to ban communist propaganda cause Valgsland will get pissed

and you will be cooked

[novel jay]

Tools, gunpowder, nails, and some less essential things

[balmy epoch]

@finite crag how are the femboys doing

[west path]

O

[novel jay]

Give it a shot when you are less tired

[midnight ocean]

@west path how are you doing

[spring bison]

Hegel is so monarchy friendly its insane

[novel jay]

Iron

[balmy epoch]

does anyone in our colony have any blacksmithing experience

[west path]

is it ideal to bolster military against wehlen or nawh

[spring bison]

unless its rumburg

[west path]

and do compromise

[novel jay]

A few

[spring bison]

You cant invade Wehlen anyways

[novel jay]

But they aren’t great

[balmy epoch]

I see

[west path]

They locked me in a cage and gave me a thorn crown

[spring bison]

but you do need a big military so they dont pull their "I want your mother's home in Zille" shit

[balmy epoch]

@novel jay I think we can hold out for now, request more resources from the mainland

[wild mason]

@novel jay Are we able to make the nets for large scale cast fishing ?

[novel jay]

Yes

[balmy epoch]

also ask the company to hire a few blacksmiths

[novel jay]

The Virginia company purchases some coal and iron

[wild mason]

Are any of the Finns coming particularly skilled ?

[spring bison]

@west path btw if you fund Su Omina atleast 1 time they will instantly side with you and you can dispose Rico without them doing anything

[novel jay]

Wait, 10 minute break

[frosty drum]

E

[west path]

does this mean i can just do a neutral stance and make them take the blame

how does that whole su omina thing work

[novel jay]

You can put in actions, but I won’t reply for a bit

[west path]

btw should i join them

[spring bison]

that cooks your relations with Wehlen

and you become a nationalist mf

[midnight ocean]

@novel jay hunt more badgers and raccoons and shit

[balmy epoch]

evil

[frosty drum]

@midnight ocean amogus

[spring bison]

fund them one time in zille and they instantly become your allies

[west path]

Should i get faith dialogue

[hollow garden]

@spring bison opinion on the Libyan G no no man being banned now?

[west path]

also is it worth to fund golden guard

[hollow garden]

His barber cooked him

[midnight ocean]

He cooked*

[balmy epoch]

it’s genuinely stupid

[spring bison]

worldbox lore
fix the server
OR
ban some random dictator's name for literally no reason

[hollow garden]

looks comfy

[balmy epoch]

this server has fallen off

[spring bison]

this server literally sucks btw

[rose forge]

what it sucking up

[west path]

@spring bison what to concentrate on

[spring bison]

what

[wild mason]

The same mods that are the most insistent on the ban will be the ones to bypass it the most btw

[west path]

internal security military gold collection oil/gas extraction or pr

Which one

[spring bison]

gold collection for the extra budget

[prime compass]

Shkez

[west path]

accept reinhart invite btw

❓

[spring bison]

if war path no

[prime compass]

Leave button:

[spring bison]

if unification path yes

[prime compass]

K k k l e r z

[frosty drum]

I have appeared

[west path]

Cant unify if im doing alma saltana wedding i think

[prime compass]

I see

[cerulean siren]

Sorry left for something

[spring bison]

You can

[midnight ocean]

Ok I’m taking a nap

[novel jay]

I’m back

[west path]

Well too bad im gonna rush his capital 🤣🤣🤣

[novel jay]

Alright. You now have Raccoon Soup

[west path]

Im going absolutist and still dont know if its worth funding the golden guard

🥶

[midnight ocean]

I was mostly hunting them for their furs but I’ll take that

[west path]

I say nawh

[hollow garden]

Yes

[prime compass]

Hru

[hollow garden]

Belemin have you played suzerain

[novel jay]

@wild mason The Finns arrive into port; they come as free men, not servants. They settle outside of town in their own hamlet. They hail from Lapland, and bring knowledge of how to build Log Cabins, common in the north; they build their village with incredible speed, and begin farming the land

[spring bison]

it is btw

[novel jay]

Actions?

[spring bison]

you need it to abolish the deepstate

[novel jay]

@spring bison Literally anything you want to do

[spring bison]

(rico, sal, lucita)

[balmy epoch]

@novel jay are you back

[novel jay]

Yes

[prime compass]

Dms 🤫

[wild mason]

These Finns seem very useful. Could we pay them to build homes for our current indentured servants?

[balmy epoch]

did the blacksmiths arrive

[west path]

btw is it worth it to do the celebrations

[midnight ocean]

@novel jay market in Europe for more settlers by promising them land and wealth ok I’m going to sleep

[novel jay]

@prisma flame @rose cape (session is still going on, I was just gone for a bit)

[novel jay]

Yes

[balmy epoch]

I see

hopefully we will be fine with tools for now

[novel jay]

[cunning niche]

@novel jay can i be natives

[west path]

they give power projection @spring bison

(i think))

[prisma flame]

I want the land up north

[novel jay]

100 of the snobbiest Frenchmen arrive

[spring bison]

Golden Guard?

you need them to abolish the deepstate

[prisma flame]

@novel jay ask for more settlers in exchange for promise of expansion and more trade

[novel jay]

They agree, but want the full rights to dozens of acres

And do want 20 troops in their hamlet

[cunning niche]

@novel jay

[west path]

no

coronation celebrations

worth it or nawh

[spring bison]

nope

[novel jay]

The governor in Brazil declines; he recently sent some. He does offer slaves for the cotton and tobacco

[spring bison]

dont spend a dime on it

[west path]

btw do i need a good relationship with vina

im marrying her off to manus so..

[novel jay]

https://tenor.com/view/simpsons-no-thinking-nope-skinner-gif-16471648

[west path]

well not really im gonna crash their wedding LoL

[novel jay]

I gave it to you

[balmy epoch]

@novel jay stock up on more timber

[prisma flame]

Ok i agree. Now then... how would the current natives we're harboring feel about eliminating their enemy tribe

[prisma flame]

Yea but more

[spring bison]

you need good relations with both manus and vina so you can convince manus to change his name to that of a Toras

[west path]

im absolutist so that might be difficult

[spring bison]

he cant do shit

aslong as you fund the royal party

[novel jay]

Uhh alright

[novel jay]

Ok

@cerulean siren you haven’t really done much this session

[hollow garden]

@novel jay map?

[novel jay]

I thought you left

@rose cape still here

[hollow garden]

Yes I did

but I want to see the map

[west path]

@spring bison when to go to war with pales btw

should i do palestream if im going the war path or is that a waste of resources

[spring bison]

you cant go to war if you do that

[novel jay]

@prisma flame something has occured. You stubled directly onto the land of the tribe that hates you. 30 settlers got ambused and killed while traveling; they were discovered the next day, impaled on spikes.

[spring bison]

blockade
fail UN arbitration
dont give wehlen investigation rights on the Su Omina investigation
get good relations
blackmail lespia to vote agaisnt sanctions on the next AN things

I dont know all you need to do but those are some things

[prisma flame]

send message to brazil to ask for reinforcements... we're going to war

[prime compass]

Klez if he would answer my ping in dms..

[prisma flame]

ask the native tribesmen we have to also fight

arm my settlers

actually

[novel jay]

Since they are enemies, they agree

[prisma flame]

do we have slaves

arm them and promise freedom if they fight

[novel jay]

Not yet

[prisma flame]

ok

arm setttlers

[novel jay]

Alright

[west path]

@spring bison what if i never sign this

😇

[spring bison]

you should

youre going absolutist

[west path]

is it optimal to not sign it if youre going reformist

❓

@spring bison do this btw?

[spring bison]

in later turns

you need the budget for geological survey

mines

and oil

you might need to sell equipment to fund other energy initiatives

[west path]

i already did it 😭

true

[spring bison]

dumbass btw

[west path]

does it REALLY ruin the game that bad

[prisma flame]

@novel jay since the natives have the home advantage get them to attack first and my formmed militia will back them up

[spring bison]

you need authority to sell equipment later on so kinda

but you can get over it

[novel jay]

@rose cape you have a discovery of your own. As a few explorers were out near the closest point to Labrador, they start digging to make a camp. Just under the surface, they find stone buildings and rotting wood; unlike the indigenous settlements. In one of the homes, they find a tiny figure of Odin.

[prisma flame]

is bro in vinland

[novel jay]

You hear nothing from the natives; soldiers remain at the towns, but people start dismissing the raid; a month has passed, and not even a trace of them.

[prisma flame]

our natives? or the enemy

[novel jay]

@wild mason @balmy epoch @cerulean siren also, anything?

[novel jay]

Enemy natives

[balmy epoch]

eating rn, I’ll just develop passively in the background until winter

[novel jay]

Alright

[prisma flame]

do not dismiss the raid. i want to launch an attack on their lands

this is about revenge not defense

[balmy epoch]

@novel jay btw, will I be the only English colony or will they colonize more as npc colonies

same with other European nations

[novel jay]

You send out an armed search party; you find the remains of a camp, embers still burning in the fire.

[novel jay]

I will allow new players to join soon; they can join the same empire as you. You can also make other colonies close by, like in Virginia

[balmy epoch]

oh i see

[prisma flame]

occupy the lands for now. keep the soldiers guarding it until we're sure they're gone

orders are to to be prepared for native raids

[novel jay]

@prisma flame farms outside of major towns are seen to be destroyed. Many of the farmers escape; the livestock are freed, fields burnt.

[prisma flame]

NO

go back home and defend our lands

station soldiers there

[novel jay]

Alright

[prisma flame]

ask the natives we have to search for where the enemies are

if we can find a camp or something

[novel jay]

https://tenor.com/view/native-american-indian-tear-indigenous-gif-12920652

[prisma flame]

this tribe is the biggest enemy of our colony and must be destroyed

[novel jay]

They are sent out; every night, they see smoke, every day, it’s gone. It progressively moves, miles at a time, evading them seemingly randomly.

[prisma flame]

ok new plan then... just build strong defenses at our towns

[novel jay]

@balmy epoch done with lunch?

[frank latch]

@west path do you have lethal company?

[prisma flame]

also get farmers to make new farms because we cant be starved out

and ask brazil for food and guns

plz

[novel jay]

Oh my god, it’s the Scots.

[novel jay]

The letter is sent; a large ship filled with provisions is sent.

[wild mason]

I'm probably going to go in a few minutes but, if the finns did have soldiers, would we be able to request the Swedes send us some for our own defence?

[novel jay]

80 are already there

You did ask the Swedes earlier

[prisma flame]

alright also hunt bison nearby

starve them out

[novel jay]

There are no bison

[prisma flame]

what are they eating

[novel jay]

This is Alabama

[prisma flame]

WHAT

oh right

fuck

ok then

hhmm

[wild mason]

OK then I am fine with the Finns having 20 and being granted land rights. Eventually I want to create our own regional culture

Bye

https://tenor.com/view/jerboa-kangaroo-mice-kangaroo-rat-kangaroo-mouse-jumping-mice-gif-17898673700791437569

[novel jay]

Corn, deer, nuts, berries

[prisma flame]

i need to bait them somehow

hmm

[novel jay]

@prisma flame you don’t have to worry about starving them out. The smoke is seen less than 2 miles from the town; the next day, 500 warriors charge out; arrows fly at stone palisades, clubs are swung at the doors, musketballs fly, and the 3 cannons fire grapeshot. The natives, without gunpowder, receive 300 losses before the wood splinters; close-quarters fighting with bayonets, spears, and pistols happens. The militia holds, but barely. 40 are dead, but all of the natives are killed, including the chief.

[prisma flame]

good good now expand into their lands

[novel jay]

Alright, I will map it out

But I will end session for the next hour; I might restart it if people come when I call

[alpine raft]

FUCK YOU BK

FUCK YOU BURGER KIng

I ORDER FOOD THROUGH A DELIVERY APP

AND I NEVER COMES

ITS BEEN 50 MINUTES

WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY 4 BURGERS

WHERE THE FUCK ARE THEY

MY HOUSE IS 400 METERS TO THE BURGER KING

[west path]

No

[spring bison]

just

fucking

go to the place

[alpine raft]

NO

[spring bison]

lazy ass

[alpine raft]

I had a coupon

I had a 3 euro coupon

For the delivery app

Which made it cheaper than going there

[rose cape]

peak,,,

@novel jay btw have we met any of the indigenous people

[novel jay]

At 4:30 or 5 I might do a continuation of the session

[rose cape]

nah ill be asleep by then probably

idk

whats 5

thats 10 for me

so ill still be awake probably

[west path]

Crazy

[novel jay]

A handful of tribes, but they sing really care about you

[rose cape]

sing

[novel jay]

I’ll do it at 9:30 for you

[rose cape]

ok ill do my math homework in that time

[spring bison]

im cooked

[west path]

move somewhere else

pack yo bags

[rose cape]

my school already does this

very demonic

[spring bison]

#🛡public-moderation-logs message wtf

[alpine raft]

The want to do that in my school too

@west path ok cancelled the order, got 3 extra euro discount on next. ordering from macdonalds 6 euro total discount

maybe it will work this time

maybe i'l get my food

today

[west path]

SATAN

[alpine raft]

what

[rose cape]

@novel jay

hi

[viral zephyr]

[novel jay]

@spring bison @rose cape @wild mason @balmy epoch @prisma flame @cerulean siren Session revamp?

[spring bison]

I can play properly now btw

[novel jay]

Alright

@rose cape you can do actions btw

[novel jay]

Just tell me what to do

[spring bison]

@novel jay yeah so im not doing the ship deal

whos the dutch player

[novel jay]

Alright, how will you sell stuff?

[spring bison]

whos the dutch player

[novel jay]

@cerulean siren
(He keeps disappearing)

[spring bison]

@cerulean siren let me use your ships for money

[novel jay]

Where tf is amaz

[spring bison]

spreading the communist manifesto

[novel jay]

True

[west path]

@spring bison can you explain why your corporations and organizations have connections to major political powers in Eseron

[spring bison]

wdym

[west path]

can you like uhh

back off

[spring bison]

im not doing anything btw

ok wait a sec

last dms with fish

[west path]

if you investigate these connections im gonna invest into you btw

[west path]

CRAZY

anyhow can we... cooperate

i need partnerships

[spring bison]

if it dosent involve in me taking sides

[west path]

also it turns these connections to be less harmful and more beneficial

[alpine raft]

THE DUDE IS COMING

MY FOOD

[west path]

yeah i mostly just wanna buy some of your industrial shares

[alpine raft]

IT IS ARRIVING

[west path]

cnl

[spring bison]

my banks have investment rights in alot of places tbh

Arcasian capitalism mindset

[novel jay]

I don’t think the continuation will work

[rose cape]

ok

sorry i was doing hwk

[novel jay]

You were there 5 minutes before I started💀💀

[rose cape]

yeah but you werent there

[novel jay]

I’m not going to do a revamp, sorry

[rose cape]

so i went back to doing homeowrk

[rose cape]

sad day

[novel jay]

Next Saturday

[alpine raft]

MY FOOD IS HERE

[rose cape]

new keyboard is peak

finally i have an e key

[vital latch]

christ that's a lot of words

I only manage like 96 wpm

[rose cape]

yeah my average is still like 89

but new keyboard is peak so

[frank latch]

WE LOST ALL OF OUR PROGRESS

[rose cape]

what

[frank latch]

why did bro alien

[rose cape]

👽

[rose cape]

what progress

[frank latch]

Lethal Company

[rose cape]

this is what you were doing instead of bowistan 🤔

im banning lethal company in florida

[frank latch]

I'll stop hosting Bowistan

then what

[rose cape]

then i will ban not hosting in florida

i actually have ron desantis on speed dia

[frank latch]

I am Ron Desantis

[rose cape]

proof?

[rose cape]

😱

[rose forge]

go type fasterer
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/692795333775982611/1329388033514012692/image.png?ex=678ec5d6&is=678d7456&hm=ddd1c05ea503c41a64bd2e00b278150766c86efa202407bd224d3f1b742a58ac&

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/692795333775982611/1329393648588034080/image.png?ex=678ecb10&is=678d7990&hm=8d4be1e982c03924d9d86390f7495634a14445bcc413c43c706ce2bca862b85e&

[rose cape]

zamn,,,

[rose forge]

Hands should feel relaxed when going for higher speeds

[wraith quarry]

what if

i hosted

[spring bison]

alien

[rose forge]

yes host a map war on an alien @wraith quarry

[spring bison]

@wraith quarry why did you say this btw

[wraith quarry]

because some people made connections with the zerukian bank

[spring bison]

who

in dms

[west path]

WHAT

you are satan

[west path]

YES

YES

it would be a great day

[rose cape]

60s when,,,

[wild mason]

@bowistan how is the religion map

[rose forge]

160s? hmm

[rose forge]

don't think that gonna happen for a while

[rose cape]

why

[rose forge]

Cause that's a whole 30 wpm increase from my personal bes

[rose cape]

you already did 15 and 120

[rose cape]

???

i meant the 60s test

alien

[rose forge]

oh 60 second test

mb

aight that's happening after dinner then

[silent smelt]

Mass-pinging of @sour grotto in an hour

-remindme 1h mass pinging of @sour grotto

[prime compass]

Lets watch the UFCs

Todays fights between kahbibs and connors

I want kahbibs to wins because hes the goats

[silent smelt]

nruvthelost mass pinging soon, bro will be brought back to 2024

[cerulean siren]

Sure

[frank latch]

I haven't worked on it

[marsh lance]

Ok chat, migrate to gameroom server 🥶

I stream in vc

@wild mason @rose forge getten in the gameroom server vc

[west path]

where did cuh go

[marsh lance]

Wdym

[marsh lance]

Am i not streaming

[hollow garden]

Come back pat

😔✊

[hollow garden]

No

[west path]

no

[silent smelt]

10 minutes

[marsh lance]

Did the silly stream end again

[strong stag]

ooo aaa

[marsh lance]

Super alien reaction

[frosty drum]

Fakher Airlines

[frosty drum]

@fallen cipher

[fallen cipher]

Among us when?

When are we playing among us

[gilded harbor]

Why isn't the VC over yet

[gilded harbor]

That even Fakher isn't that wild

[midnight ocean]

@visual plover @vagrant ginkgo @waxen remnant

[waxen remnant]

i could've won btw but im special and clicked "end turn"

way too early

atleast won during the first ballot

[marsh lance]

Eye got absolutely flames

Flamed

[sullen pawn]

WAHT

270

WITHOUT ME

WHHHAAATTT

[sullen pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/troll-face-troll-face-meme-troll-gif-12924089180325297301

[wild mason]

dude on the right

got

mad chin game

habsburg

[midnight ocean]

That’s what Ted Cruz looks like irl btw

[wild mason]

@noble cradle Is this true.

https://tenor.com/view/sticker-yung-joc-crying-meme-man-crying-meme-thebeyonderrrr-gif-828328460466032722

god almighty strike down this white devil

[waxen remnant]

gn

@wild mason @wild mason @wild mason @wild mason @wild mason @wild mason tonight is your final hour @wild mason

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/sticker-yung-joc-crying-meme-man-crying-meme-thebeyonderrrr-gif-828328460466032722

my rimworld modlist keeps on growing

crazy

[rose cape]

how is bro faster on 120s than 60s

[wild mason]

lag teleporation

[rose forge]

it's a 1 wpm difference

wdym

111 wpm be my 120 second time

there's always gonna be variance in my wpm

[rose cape]

a 20wpm difference from 30s to 60s

[brisk lichen]

still depends on the mood and your physical condition.

like if you didn't sleep the day before you gonna end up slower than if you slept enough.

or sometimes you just misclick and it takes you some time.

[rose cape]

~bt

[hardy saffron]

@rose cape: If you don't sleep the night before, you'll wake up slowly and you won't be able to fall asleep.

[brisk lichen]

btw do you know what crazy text walls you can bt in the german chat?

[rose cape]

crazy?

[brisk lichen]

literally every second message is a politics related text wall.

[west path]

@vital latch How are you.. still awake?

@marsh lance same to you how is bro awake isnt it like 4am for you

[brisk lichen]

~bt

[hardy saffron]

@brisk lichen: @marsh lance How are you brothers? is it 4 o'clock

[west path]

yeah this is peak

the world if polish chat was this based:

[marsh lance]

Hhelp

I accident pulled an all nighter

[west path]

So?

[marsh lance]

Critters! Pat is in trouble! And he needs your help, gift 8 zilleon melatonin so that i may eep

[west path]

have you never gone nocturnal before

[marsh lance]

I used to in my prime

But now im goody two shoes

[west path]

you should play suzerain in this case

get invested in the story again and then think about it 24/7 in school

really makes it easier to get through

[rose cape]

sorry i had to destroy them with facts and logic instead of bt 😔

[west path]

SATAN

[rose cape]

https://tenor.com/view/ben-shapiro-walking-gif-21499133

[west path]

Is it true that you are a Rumburgian agent

[rose cape]

no,,

[west path]

Proof

show your Arcasian citizenship

[rose cape]

im from rizia 🤫

[plush panther]

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhghhhh

[rose cape]

average low rank

[west path]

WHO IS YOUR MONARCH

[rose cape]

the great and glorious king romus

[west path]

yeah this bitch capping

Valero still hasnt abdicated

you are a rumburgian agent

die

[plush panther]

Bro thinks he's him🙏

[west path]

average low rank

[rose cape]

i am incapable of thought so this is impossible

[rose cape]

he died 🤫

[plush panther]

Average nobody

[plush panther]

Bro thinks he's somebody because he's high rank on a discord mod😭🙏

[west path]

this guy is a conspirator

there is no shot

[rose cape]

~bt

shots fired

[hardy saffron]

@rose cape: No electricity.

[plush panther]

Yea be quiet like a good boy

[rose cape]

[west path]

no electricity

[west path]

nawh you're just not worth talking to 🐖

[rose cape]

~owoify

[hardy saffron]

@rose cape: Meow meow >w< bwo thinks h-he's somebody because h-he's high wank on a dishcowd mod😭🙏 ;-;

[plush panther]

Nah it's you clearly have no other good response. you the one who started talking to me in the first place. Because you thought you was special for being high rank on some discord mod

[west path]

you are a fat liar

Valero was poisoned

[rose cape]

#🎲game-room message

[west path]

• Fires back at a joke
• Plays the victim

is this what they call egomania?

sorry a joke not an insult

you cannot physically consider that a joke

FUCK

im stupid

[rose cape]

megalovania 😱

[west path]

you cannot physically consider that an insult**

[west path]

Scary shit

🥶

[rose cape]

do do do do do do do do do do

[west path]

😱

[plush panther]

Calm down little bro

[west path]

no im gonna tweak out

😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

[rose cape]

i read this as leak

[west path]

@rose cape do the funny rizia alma saltana run or go do another sordland run

[west path]

The literacy rates in america are skyrocketing

[rose cape]

rizia hakuna matata

[west path]

What if i told you you are satan and the correct choice was post 15 paragraphs in fish's dms

[rose cape]

proof?

[plush panther]

Same I'm gonna tweak out by hitting into a little girl with my truck and I call that mercy on a video game

[west path]

check my mind

[rose cape]

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3364509013

play

or death

[west path]

Im already dead

check my rank bruh theres no shot i have a life

[west path]

@rose cape is this report worthy?

[rose cape]

it is but also funny

[plush panther]

A little girl on GTA game 😈

[west path]

debating it

yep lets clobber him

[plush panther]

Debat know

[rose cape]

why are you assaulting little girls btw

[west path]

fuck

[rose cape]

duck

[plush panther]

I'm assaulting people on a video game fr

[west path]

i forgot how to use report

kms

[rose cape]

~report:

or just ping @mortal moat

[west path]

the eyequ message got unpinned

[earnest birch]

Buck

[rose cape]

luck

[earnest birch]

Muck

[west path]

@rose cape

is this you

[rose cape]

no

[plush panther]

Little bro really wants me out of here even tho you started this

[rose cape]

~owoify

[hardy saffron]

@rose cape: UwU wittwe bwo weawwy wants me out of hewe even t-tho chu stawted dish T-T

[west path]

~bt

[plush panther]

LMAO

[hardy saffron]

@west path: The nurse wants me to get out of here even though you started it

[west path]

is this a school situation

[plush panther]

Yup guess so

[rose cape]

@west path stop playing suzerain and play townscp

aper

town scraper

[plush panther]

~bt

[hardy saffron]

@plush panther: Mom, I have to go out. This is the starting point.

[plush panther]

Ah

[rose cape]

@plush panther cant believe you're a single mother

so brave

[plush panther]

Give me some child support

[plush panther]

~bt

[hardy saffron]

@plush panther: @plush panther I can't believe you're a single mom.

[rose cape]

~bt

[hardy saffron]

@rose cape: pay me baby

[rose cape]

no

[west path]

why

[plush panther]

~bt

[hardy saffron]

@plush panther: network

[west path]

@spring bison am i cooked or cooking

[wild mason]

smunk

[west path]

i have exceptional global image despite invading pales

fucking hiliarious

[brittle gust]

No

[spring bison]

why would south merkopa care about Pales

only one loosing anything on this is Lespia

[spring bison]

why tf do you only have +4 authority and -1 energy

[west path]

that was when i gave rumburg deal

i have made minimal gains in the war btw

im also weaker than them

ive killed 3 of their divisions in comparison to them killing 1 of mine

[west path]

i was doing a bunch of stuff to get my energy up for the war with pales

im way weaker than them militarily but i think i can win if i just rush their capital with my navy

[spring bison]

did you like buy any equipment at all

[west path]

nawh

im still fine though

everyone likes me and basically everyone supports me

its crazy

[spring bison]

you wont be saying that when Pales destroys Porte Drazon into a pile of rubble

[west path]

i have funded intelligence in pales and golden guard and thats about it

i also have 2 marines

[spring bison]

@west path my mind is in conflict
suzerain or vic3

[west path]

vic3

make brazil the global power

[spring bison]

https://youtu.be/2B-G3bPSKlo?si=V3pkRkf7Up8VYAKl is this real

[cunning niche]

Who pinged me

It isnt showing

In my inbox

[wraith quarry]

kinda mid

[cunning niche]

When u host

[wraith quarry]

🤷‍♂️

[spring bison]

thats because its polish

[brisk lichen]

that'd work just as good as trying to explain it to a stone.

[hollow garden]

@brittle gust nolt

A couple of days ago you told me that you wanted to tell me about the Gunther writing thing

I wanted to respond but forgot

And randomly remembered again rm

What did you want to say again

[brittle gust]

Real

Uhh

I replied that

[brittle gust]

I wasn't going to write it rn cus I'm having exams and stuff

[hollow garden]

Same

I'm so cooked bolt

[cunning niche]

Today

[brittle gust]

When is it starting

I'm feeling pretty confident tbh

@cerulean siren my company failed

Do you have a job

[wraith quarry]

maybe...

probably not
I have to do french after my regular program of classes

but it is possible

[cerulean siren]

Janitor is open

[noble cradle]

Sollist is actually deceivingly hard to get

[cunning niche]

Yay!

[prime compass]

@brittle gust yes come work as janitor for Bueno Nacho

We have good working conditions

And good wages

16 dollar an hour..💯

[rose cape]

~bt

[hardy saffron]

@rose cape: It is like a burning stone.

[west path]

yea the playthrough is cooked

ok i need a several month break from suzerain 🕊️

[frank latch]

Should play Bowistan

[rose cape]

if only someone would host it 🤔

[west path]

Nope

[frank latch]

fr

[rose cape]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitty-feline-meme-funny-gif-8764472215214951735

[frank latch]

is this you?

[brittle gust]

Alright but I want stock options and a six figure salary

[cerulean siren]

0.05% stock

[brittle gust]

5% and I'll give you the secret cat club chips recipe

Add my last 100 cc to the bucket too

[cerulean siren]

Deal

[brittle gust]

🤝

[brittle gust]

It's cat shit

No wonder i failed

Oh well

I'm rich

[strong stag]

I just signed a 3-year $66m contract with the falcons

$19.3m signing bonus

Custom-built me a private 6 bedroom home out in a rural county