🎲game-room

[west path]

WHAT

WHAT

[prisma flame]

KILL THEM ALL (joke)

[west path]

WHY

[prisma flame]

hmmm

[west path]

YOU ARE SATAN

[cunning niche]

This is just canada

[prisma flame]

what should bookishpick do

i should think about this

[frank latch]

yes :3

I have to vacuum

and Imma get lunch

[wild mason]

vacuuming in 2025

we left that in 2007

[cunning niche]

Get a roomba

[novel jay]

@balmy epoch
You are given a charter from the Virginia Company; you get a larger amount of people, 500 Settlers and 400 Indentured servants. Though, you have no native allies, and no food, and your only export is fish

[frank latch]

I hate those

[novel jay]

Will you get on later?

[frank latch]

I would rather vacuum every single day than get a roomba

[cunning niche]

Bros a cat

[novel jay]

If not, session starts now

[prisma flame]

try to establish good relations with the natives and get more settlers in the colony. give them gifts

[cunning niche]

@novel jay what year is it

[frank latch]

no
but we have 2
and a dog

[spring bison]

yes klez

[novel jay]

1590

[prime compass]

Good

The bluds must die

[cunning niche]

@novel jay in the lands we’re in promote equality and set up schools where the natives can learn Swedish and where swedes can learn the native language (basically be on friendly terms with the natives)

[prime compass]

And their history, vanish

[rose cape]

i made the map half bowistan and half empty water

[prime compass]

Their culture nothing more than a myth

For years they have prospered in these regions

[wild mason]

OK wait doesn't BOW have a map of some other continents over there....

[prime compass]

By tommorow night, all of that is just a rumour

[novel jay]

@spring bison @cunning niche @prisma flame @cerulean siren @rose cape @cunning niche @balmy epoch
Session actually starts now. Start having actions come in. Refer to your descriptions and the pro-con lists

[cunning niche]

@novel jay to fund the colony and make it an actual investment for the royals start fishing for cod and send it to sweden so they can sell it for profit

[prisma flame]

try to establish good relations with the natives and get more settlers in the colony. give them gifts

[rose cape]

it's speculative at best

[cunning niche]

@novel jay in the lands we’re in promote equality and set up schools where the natives can learn Swedish and where swedes can learn the native language (basically be on friendly terms with the natives)

[novel jay]

Slow down here

You have a few hundred people, and barely any food.

This will start very slow

[wild mason]

I will figure it out eventually

I do have an idea

[novel jay]

@hollow garden won’t forget you

[rose cape]

@novel jay bring food from nearby iceland to supplement the colony's growth and also begin the construction of housing using either imported timber or local timber

[cunning niche]

@novel jay can i switch to the ottomans?

[hollow garden]

I have compartmentalized my feelings about the bluds

[rose cape]

😭

[hollow garden]

And have regained my love for them

[novel jay]

Your message goes out to the governor of Brazil; they agree to more settlers, but you need to prove yourself to him. The natives are still weary of your intentions, but accept gifts

[rose cape]

this has to be bait

[novel jay]

No

[cunning niche]

Nope

Sweden

Is boring

Ottomans already almost reach the atlantic

[frank latch]

nah
Sweden is cool
you get to revive the Swedish empire

[cunning niche]

See no reason why i couldnt

[frank latch]

and successfully complete colonization

[rose cape]

denmark >>>

[midnight ocean]

@wild mason when is ikella so I know when to wake up

[rose cape]

@wild mason

[frank latch]

see
Denmark has 1 fatal flaw

Being Danish

[wild mason]

this seems... really dumb...

[rose cape]

swede in disguise

[rose cape]

but it works 🤫

[midnight ocean]

What

[novel jay]

The timber you find is slightly better than that of Europe; you settled in the smaller fertile corridor of Newfoundland, and seeds begin planting while most people eat fish

[cunning niche]

@novel jay fish for food ig

[prisma flame]

ok the new settlers will have to be put to work on farming and maintaining a stable food source for now. if not that then building the start of future towns to attract more settlers later

[novel jay]

You cannot do the ottomans

[frank latch]

you can see how my terraining got better as I worked on the biome map

[rose cape]

@novel jay also encourage the movement of people from iceland to the colony in exchange for the possibility of new land

[novel jay]

Just be practical

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-rat-rat-rats-sniff-sniffing-gif-17226673548791533562

[rose cape]

ok timber might be the GOAT industry,,,

[cunning niche]

Fish for food and ask the natives to teach us how to farm the native crops and once we learn to do that stop relying on fish as our main food

[cerulean siren]

Bulid a port!

[novel jay]

The settlers will arrive in 2 months; for the meantime, people begin planting corn. For now, all your food is imported

[frank latch]

@novel jay Start deforesting our highlands to be used for timber, construct ship building sites and sell excess lumber to foreign powers, including the Netherlands, England, France, Sweden and Spain.

[cerulean siren]

Can someone givve me tbe pros n cons forn the Dutch

[prisma flame]

ok good also encourage building small, makeshift houses for future settlers in their spare time

[novel jay]

It is founded on the bay; it almost instantly profits due to maritime commerce

[rose cape]

Pros:
Mercantile roots
Large navy to protect colonies
Investment from private trading companies
Cons:
Competition with other powers
Limited to more temperate areas

[cunning niche]

Join mw server

[novel jay]

50 poor Icelandic men and their wives move over

[rose cape]

how many people do we have btw

i cant do math

[novel jay]

Have you set up yet, or is this to prepare for the voyage?

[rose cape]

(i didnt read your original message)

[novel jay]

800 now

[cunning niche]

@novel jay make incentives to move by saying anyone who moves will have a new life, fresh start, and a chance to make the swedish empire proud

[rose cape]

szamn,,,

[frank latch]

to prepare for colonization

unfortunately
Scotland isn't known for their naval prowess 😔

I must change this fact

[cunning niche]

@novel jay to welcome the new inbound people ask the natives help for building a port

[novel jay]

Good idea; the king receives information, and does provide you 100 people to move

[novel jay]

The natives are not keen on helping you directly yet

[frank latch]

yay

[rose cape]

@novel jay we can use the timber from the colony to construct more houses and also begin using it to send back to europe for high $$$ 🤑 (we will buy the timber from the colonial administration and resell it for a profit so both the colony and denmark can grow)

[cunning niche]

Send them gifts idk

[novel jay]

Additionally, a Scottish clan does give you 50 members

[rose cape]

@frank latch what country

[cerulean siren]

Begin bulding forts with new Amsterdam and try to reach communication with the mearby natives for trade

[frank latch]

@novel jay can we establish the Scottish-American Trade CO?

This company will organize colonization efforts in the Americas, set up trading posts with natives and other colonizing powers across the Americas and help provide means to develop colonies across the Atlantic.

[frank latch]

Scotland

[cunning niche]

@novel jay start creating homes and roads to set up a small settlement

[novel jay]

Due to the long voyage, only 100 take up the offer. They will arrive in 5 months

[rose cape]

real

[cunning niche]

K

[novel jay]

You get a seal from the king

[frank latch]

🔥

[rose cape]

@novel jay dont ignore,,,

[novel jay]

The natives are surprisingly receptive; they tell you some information about the land and how to live on it

[frank latch]

you see
I'm going to see through the Darien scheme
IT WILL WORK THIS TIME

[novel jay]

It might take a bit

[rose cape]

you will get invaded by the englis

[frank latch]

I will invade the English

[rose cape]

and the spanis

[frank latch]

this is a fool proof plan

[novel jay]

You construct 2 ships to trade; every 2 months, you sell a multiple tons of lumber to a deforested Iceland. The homes work out well, the Norwegians work well to keep them insulated

[rose cape]

a success proof plan

[rose cape]

yipee

[frank latch]

@

[cunning niche]

@novel jay can we set up mines for stone?

[rose cape]

@

[rose cape]

show map btw pls

[novel jay]

You do make a good amount using the native southern pine trees

[cunning niche]

@novel jay what trees/resources do we have

[novel jay]

@hollow garden any actions

[prisma flame]

can i name my colony alabama

actually

where is that tribe located idk

later

[frank latch]

@novel jay Can we ask for materials to construct 3 large military naval vessels, armed with modern cannons, facilities for stores (cargo) and professionally trained soldiers. As well as multiple armed merchant vessels (operated by the SAC and other private companies)
Using timber and resources from deforestation and the monarchy?

[novel jay]

You have a large amount of Beach Sand and Granite

[cunning niche]

Can we export granite for money?

[cerulean siren]

Use this info to make better farming for more crops and trade with the Natives and begin selling their goods as "American Luxuries" in the wider market

[novel jay]

You are providdd directly with plans for cogs, each can fit 70 men

[cunning niche]

7 minutes till oversimplified posts

[frank latch]

😔

[novel jay]

You do not have the large ships or connectiond

[novel jay]

Your timber is barely enough for them

[cunning niche]

Ask the king for large ships

[novel jay]

@balmy epoch you are quickley running out of the food you brough over

[frank latch]

😭

but...
Scottish highlands

[novel jay]

The message will come back in 7 months

[cunning niche]

Ok

[cunning niche]

Use amaztings idea

[wild mason]

vWhy can't this import rivers

[wild mason]

Im not having 2/3 of the map be water

[novel jay]

These are some decent sized boats. You do have enough

[novel jay]

Sure

[frank latch]

😁

[cunning niche]

Add that TPMC map bow made into the water, and random islands as filler

[novel jay]

@cerulean siren you there?

[prisma flame]

when the settlers do arrive I want them to also start expanding outward to impress the governor

[novel jay]

Let me map something out

[wild mason]

That kinda defeats the point then

[prisma flame]

ok

[cerulean siren]

Oui

[cerulean siren]

@novel jay

[cunning niche]

Bow never confirmed if TPMC island was bowistan canon or not

[wild mason]

The point is its supposed to be focused on one continent

doing that is already enough with existing lore

[cunning niche]

Okay then

But the map looks stretched out

And bad

[cerulean siren]

What is this for

[prisma flame]

so im like over here right

[cunning niche]

Looks like a pancake

[prisma flame]

i want to take the entire modern territory of alabama

or at least similar

tbh

one day

we'll seeeee

[frank latch]

😭

[balmy epoch]

ask neighboring tribes for assistance

[frank latch]

I did

[novel jay]

@prisma flame a second village is made. 60 people are sent there, but they all basically live in 1 large buidling

[cunning niche]

Am i rigt ir am i wrkng

[frank latch]

you are wrong

[cunning niche]

1 MIN TIL OVER SIMPLIFIED DROPS

[hollow garden]

@cunning niche

Is this true

[novel jay]

One of them does accept; one condition, they need your technologoy to fight another tribe

[cunning niche]

Yes

[novel jay]

Ok

[novel jay]

One sec, let me read

[prisma flame]

alright encourage many of those people to expand outward in order to establish more land for the colony. if they do they can farm and build anything they want there

[prisma flame]

actually yea

the creek natives are there

better to not aggro them

[west path]

Rivers probably arent terrain thats directly in place

[prisma flame]

but who am i kidding this is colonization thats gonna happen one way or another

[west path]

Think they are added in post

[novel jay]

There is not much there at the moment; while the fort does exist, flooding is still prevalent

[balmy epoch]

we will provide it to them

[wild mason]

in the normal map editor yeah

but here they are added with heightmap

[west path]

WHAT

[wild mason]

which is an issue

[west path]

Unusual

[cunning niche]

43 seconds till premiere starts

[west path]

idk just add them manually

🥶

[novel jay]

@cerulean siren also, the 80 years war just happened sooner, it just ended last year or something

[rose cape]

@novel jay begin the expansion of the port (assuming it exists)

[novel jay]

They are willing to give you knowledge of how to plant corn, Another issue is that they are no women, and no real exports

[novel jay]

It does not exist yet

[wild mason]

also the culture and empire editor is very alien from what it seems

"Draw X thing"

No brush tool

How?

[frank latch]

@novel jay Request official permission to train our own soldiers, officers and hire out mercenaries. Buy weapons and ammunitions from well known Scottish arms manufacturers.

Propose a trust between major Scottish companies to pool money and resources for established and secured rights across the Americas in any potential Scottish territory.

(specifically trying to convince Scottish ship-building companies, trade companies and arms manufacturers)

[west path]

becoming omnipotent

[cerulean siren]

Grest

Great

[novel jay]

@frank latch the window to leave this year is closing; you have a decision, bracr the rough seas, or wait until next year.

[frank latch]

wait until next year
the land will still be unoccupied
and if it is
we'll just fight for it

[cerulean siren]

@novel jay what is the population of new Amsterdam

[novel jay]

This is given, but only 20 soldiers are with you. The companies do agree, but want a return

[novel jay]

It only gained 10 children and 20 settlers. 880 now

[frank latch]

the return is secured rights to trade and resource access in the Americas for any held territories.

and
what about training?

[novel jay]

@balmy epoch

@hollow garden @rose cape @cunning niche actions?

@spring bison

Also, the fall is beginning

[novel jay]

It is allowed

[cerulean siren]

Using the timber present, expand the city and make it attractive for people to come move here. Promote that the City has Freedom of Religion and Speach (atleast better then Europe )

[rose cape]

@novel jay begin the construction of food stores in preparation for winter

[novel jay]

While you do gain said timber, and build homes, the amount of people coming over has decreased; many are still recovering

[frank latch]

We hire out veteran naval and military officials to train our soldiers.
Which will be an elite force designed to protect Company assets and settlers.

[rose cape]

@novel jay also import furcoats and general snow apparel from iceland and greenland

[cerulean siren]

• Harvest and Store food to
• Have our people present be atleast competent fishermen incase we need to fish for food
• Make sure we have the correction clothing for the winter and buy extras
• Stock up on lumber and coal

[novel jay]

Greenland hasn’t been home to a Danish population in 300 years

[rose cape]

but we have greenland?

[novel jay]

@balmy epoch @hollow garden The winter is coming soon, immediate action of some sort must be taken

[novel jay]

That was a mistake, you don’t

But your coats do come in

[rose cape]

@novel jay continue building food stores and collect/import firewood

[novel jay]

https://tenor.com/view/john-travolta-well-where-is-it-looking-for-something-gif-4863342521230913098

[rose cape]

i ate them

[novel jay]

You have enough for the population

[rose cape]

mk

then just import and collec firew

[novel jay]

@prisma flame You find large amounts of Limestone on your land

@spring bison @cunning niche @balmy epoch @hollow garden also, do anythinb

[cerulean siren]

@rose cape who are u btw

[cerulean siren]

Make winter PUNISH them

[prisma flame]

MINE NOW

[novel jay]

Lebron doesnt get winter

[rose cape]

goat,,

[novel jay]

But maybe

https://tenor.com/view/hurricane-storm-gif-26799041

[rose cape]

who are you

[wild mason]

this is so dumb

[rose cape]

dut

[wild mason]

how tf do i add rivers

[rose cape]

~bt

[hardy saffron]

@rose cape: This is madness.

[rose cape]

🤣

[wild mason]

"USe the river brush!!!"
THERE IS NO RIVER BRUSH

[rose cape]

use ck3 built in

[wild mason]

How do I remove the rivers it adds with this program then

[rose cape]

?

it doesnt for me

[novel jay]

Someone find them

[wild mason]

This programs adds its own rivers

[rose cape]

im not on my pc rn

but i can check when im back

[frank latch]

can I see?

oh dear

that's cursed

[wild mason]

and it just considers the actual rivers parts of the ocean

[rose cape]

so much wrong here

[cerulean siren]

Dutch

[frank latch]

@novel jay Can I see a map of the the Americas and Scotland or an update about territories?

[cerulean siren]

Thought that said terrorists

[frank latch]

real

[novel jay]

I dont have a map of Scotland. Do you want one with the colonies?

[frank latch]

yes

and claims possibly?

or just colonies

[wild mason]

Oh myg od

Importing a heightmao with a minor change somehow makes it way too small

[frank latch]

rip

[novel jay]

?

[frank latch]

the colonies are so small

[novel jay]

There are only a few hundred people in each

It has been less than a year

[frank latch]

@novel jay can we continue training our soldiers and pooling resources all throughout the winter and spring?

[novel jay]

The clan and the king are hesitent to give you anything more

[frank latch]

but what about our own resources?

[novel jay]

Your current resources are definetly enough

[frank latch]

ok
so we're just waiting on seasonal conditions

[wild mason]

OK

so why is a map with the exact same size

[novel jay]

Yeah. Also I might end if nobody comes back

[wild mason]

importing 3x as small

[cerulean siren]

Winter is comming

[novel jay]

Yes

[frank latch]

[novel jay]

You should ping them

[frank latch]

your pinging doesn't work
why would mine?

[wild mason]

this is going nowhere 😭

every time i fix one issue

[novel jay]

You are BOW

[wild mason]

10 new ones

Importing a heightmap should be the EASIEST PART

why is this so annoying

[novel jay]

@frank latch @cerulean siren @rose cape @balmy epoch @hollow garden @spring bison @prisma flame
Final roll-call

[frank latch]

here

[prisma flame]

here

[west path]

wtf

[balmy epoch]

ok I’m back

[novel jay]

Alright, session resumes

[wild mason]

Yeah I think I'm giving up on this

It's so stressful getting nowhere

[novel jay]

#🎲game-room message

[west path]

cant amazting import it for you

[novel jay]

@rose cape are you coming back as well?

[novel jay]

Actions?

[wild mason]

His solution is to make 2/3 of the map water 😭😭

[west path]

just let him handle it i guess

[novel jay]

Right now, spring is beginning again. The stores from the winter are still good, and if you time it perfectly, you can get to the New World by planting season

[balmy epoch]

start mass storing food we get from natives and chop down trees for firewood

also since we I’d provide technology to that other tribe, I’m curious how their war went

[cerulean siren]

Here

[novel jay]

It’s a bit late; the winter occurred already, and 1/3 of your people starved to death, with instances of cannibalism being prevalent .

[west path]

do i reform rizia my next rizia playthrough

[novel jay]

Well, they did win, but lost many

[novel jay]

Actions?

[balmy epoch]

fuck

[prime compass]

Conquer everything

[balmy epoch]

when is the next time we can shipments of materials + more men from the mainland

[cerulean siren]

how is winter going

[frank latch]

sponsor voyages to explore and map out these areas of the New World.

and scout for locations to establish colonial outposts

[novel jay]

Though, it it easing up, a few carrots and Lettuce plants do fruit, and fish return

[novel jay]

It will cost a penny, since they are going all that way and back.

[frank latch]

it should pay off

[novel jay]

You passed through with only about 50 total deaths

[frank latch]

and prevent us from setting up in a bad location

[novel jay]

Alright. The response will come back in about 6 minutes from now

@prisma flame actions

[novel jay]

The next one just came, but the settlers that came over are just recovering from a bout of smallpox; 100 men and only 10 women arrive.

[west path]

i will die maybe

[balmy epoch]

I see

[fierce timber]

why the pixels look blurry

[prime compass]

It is a beautiful death, to die for Rizia

[novel jay]

@rose cape also, coming back?

[west path]

this one works with Sordladn

Sordland*

[prime compass]

Swordland

[novel jay]

#🎲game-room message

[novel jay]

Actions?

[novel jay]

Also, the natives did give you some corn seeds, but Jamestown island itself doesn’t have enough fertile land

[frank latch]

It's been 6 minutes

[balmy epoch]

is there any fertile land near us

[prisma flame]

mine limestone and use to make better houses

[novel jay]

@frank latch The ships come back. Unfortunately, one of the ones gifted to you by a clan leader (not one of the 3 cogs) was lost when it crashed into land at night. The 10 men inside were not seen when the other ship came around. A good place to settle was designated to be somewhere near modern Halifax, but Prince Edward Island is also said to be fertile and flat

[frank latch]

10 men?

[novel jay]

On the Maryland coast, just off the island. Lucky timing; the tribe you helped fight against was right there, and their village still remains

[novel jay]

Yes

[frank latch]

10 men doesn't make sense ngl...

it's way too small

[balmy epoch]

how many total men do we have currently

[novel jay]

You do manage to make about 1/2 of the houses in your main town out of stone

[novel jay]

600. You previously had 900. 1/2 are indentured servants with 5 year terms

[novel jay]

They were in small ships; 2 were sent with 10 each

[west path]

@noble cradle is it true that we should play rimworld mp

[noble cradle]

But I'm leading a big waagh south against the dwarvem high king...

[frank latch]

Establish 2 colonies on (modern day Halifax) and (modern day charlottetown) on prince edward island.

Naming the territories
New Scotland.

Building forts to ward off potential invaders, hostile animals or natives and providing common housing and facilities for our settlers until proper houses can be built.

[prisma flame]

ok thats good also gtg for now

[noble cradle]

But yeah

[novel jay]

@prisma flame You are greeted by a chief of a small local tribe (100 people in all) who just got defeated by a much larger tribe upstream that was unknown to you. They request to join your main colony

[noble cradle]

It's true

[prisma flame]

I AGREE

tell them to help the colony expand

they get the land they expand to for thesmelves

[frank latch]

Halifax will be named Carninton and Charlottetown Finlaysberg.

[balmy epoch]

send around 75 men to the Maryland coast to clear the land and begin planting corn

[novel jay]

You only have 150 men; you have to pick one or the other, unless you want to split them up

[prisma flame]

what are you doing in my homeland

[frank latch]

how?

[novel jay]

You were given 100 by the king, and 50 by a clan (20 of which were Highlander soldiers, the rest were craftsmen)

[frank latch]

but
like

shouldn't we have more?

not just people the crown or a clan gave us

[novel jay]

This is for the initial voyage; they are willing to send more in the future, but they don’t want to put their eggs in one basket

[frank latch]

they don't

but what about us 😭

shouldn't we have our own people?

[untold parcel]

despite

all my

[novel jay]

You may hire some, but it will be a few months before they come over

[untold parcel]

rage,,,

i'm still just a tea in a bottle..

[frank latch]

okay then...

Establish the colony at Finlaysberg first

[novel jay]

They arrive at the previous spot of the village; you can see them barely from your island

[frank latch]

Since the area was deteremined to be more fertile

[novel jay]

PEI or Halifax?

[frank latch]

Charlottetown

[noble cradle]

@qevue

@west path is bro hopping on

[frank latch]

@west path

[novel jay]

@frank latch what color

For your settlements

[frank latch]

when are you invading Konigsberg

[frank latch]

Dark blue

[novel jay]

We have 2 dark blues

[frank latch]

a greenish dark blue

[frank latch]

just blue then?

I mean...
Scotland is blue

[novel jay]

I will make it a purplish light blue

[frank latch]

England
the Netherlands
Spain
Denmark
are the only non-blue ones

[frank latch]

nooo

[novel jay]

Cyanish light blue

[frank latch]

yes

but
more just blue though

not light blue necessarily

[novel jay]

@frank latch wait, what other than just people do you bring with you

[west path]

sorry i was tweaking

@noble cradle what modlist

[novel jay]

@balmy epoch shareholders in the Virginia company demand some way to receive money

[noble cradle]

good question

will toasty play

or nonnakaknanananannakakkaacnanacuuuunaq

[west path]

idk i didnt ask vro

probably not

[novel jay]

@hollow garden @spring bison @rose cape will you even come home?

[noble cradle]

yeah

[west path]

we're gonna be doing warcrimes by ourselves

[frank latch]

food to last until it's able to sustain itself.
Livestock, mainly including sheep and cattle. But goats, chickens and hogs as well.
Timber and stone to build out of.
Tools, especially axes, shovels, farming equipment and tools to clear the land.
Firearms, gunpowder and ammunition.

[novel jay]

https://tenor.com/view/brilliant-move-chess-gif-gif-12778297347705243197

[west path]

😔

@noble cradle ignore the anomaly

[frank latch]

?

[prime compass]

Ömg did he cook

BRILLIANT ACTION?

[west path]

whats your favorite type of thatch roofing

[noble cradle]

can we also play with world map beutifcation project it looks really nice

and works

[prime compass]

Or do you just always use taht

[frank latch]

thatch tbh

[noble cradle]

beautification

[west path]

DIE

my favorite thatch roofing is grass crudely sown together

[frank latch]

(Idk bro, I wasn't exaclty taught the different types and styles of thatch roofing in school)

[west path]

yeah sure

@noble cradle what if we played with regrowth

the mod

WHAT

[novel jay]

@frank latch as your men arrive on the shores of the island, you set up camp. There are enough trees to make housing and a small pallisade. When you arrive, you find the greatest place for sheep and cattle outside of Europe. You quickly are able to survey the island, and find only a few nativd tribes. Half of your people go out to establish fields around the village.

[west path]

that shit is 60 MB??

[balmy epoch]

oh God

[west path]

im not downloading allat 🤣

[balmy epoch]

@novel jay do we have tobacco

[noble cradle]

which one

[novel jay]

You are currently only making enough to survive

[novel jay]

https://tenor.com/view/brilliant-move-chess-gif-gif-12778297347705243197

[prime compass]

Murder them

[frank latch]

nice

[novel jay]

You know some smugglers who can grab spanish tobbacco seeds

[balmy epoch]

order them to do so

also request the Virginia company to send us more men and resources so we can infact get the job started

also fur coats to survive the winter

[west path]

regrowth

[novel jay]

They just sent 100 people, who now have smallpox immunity

[novel jay]

It is now above 60°

[noble cradle]

do we enable halfspeed

[balmy epoch]

When the winter starts

[noble cradle]

@west path @west path @west path stop tweaking

lock in\

[west path]

@noble cradle hog..

[noble cradle]

do we enable half speed

[novel jay]

You start recieving seeds. As you plant them, they seem to grow well and quickly. So quickly, that they are ready to harvest withih only 3.5 months.

[west path]

yes

[west path]

MY INTERNET IS COOKED

[novel jay]

@cerulean siren @prisma flame anything you want to do?

[frank latch]

@novel jay Encourage settlers to move to the colony. Run sign up petitions at taverns and public spaces across Scotland.

Convince nobles to invest into the company by promising tracts of land in New Scotland as well as titles such as Lord, Lady, etc.

Persuade common people to move to the colony with all expenses paid in return for settling all of their old debts in the old world.

[west path]

established titles is crazy

[frank latch]

?

[novel jay]

Hearing of land similar to that of southern scotland, a few hundred are willing to join. There is a problem; you simply do not have enough money yet, but the king would still give you money, on one condition; there will be a heavy amount of intrest

[west path]

never take high interest loans

they will climb faster than you can pay them back

[novel jay]

Its moderate-high

[frank latch]

but what about investment?

[novel jay]

It paid enough for the voyage over and getting supplies, but it isnt enough to bring hundreds more. Also, how does it feel to play a mapwar for once?

@balmy epoch @cerulean siren anything you want to do?

[frank latch]

but
I meant how well was title and land grant thing to convince noble into investing in the company

[wild mason]

Who's winning

[frank latch]

Scotland

[quick idol]

Im winning

[wild mason]

Why am I so tired

[west path]

diurnal sleeping schedules fuck with u man..

as in its probably because you switched your sleep schedule

or didnt get enough shuteye

i myself switched from a nocturnal sleep schedule to a diurnal one like a week ago and im still feeling the rebound

[quick idol]

Imagine sleeping at all

[west path]

i like sleeping

it good

[wild mason]

Didn't you fall asleep on Discord regularly

[quick idol]

Used to

[west path]

traitor to the sleeper nation

[novel jay]

Also, @spring bison @prisma flame

A storm comes
In june, suddenly, the sky goes dark; a hurricane, nothing like the minor ones recieved in Iberia. Terrifying winds and overflowing of your bays swallow the earth. It passes within 2 days.
The portuguese main town is almost completely unscathed, with resistent stone walls. In the smaller village, the main building is ripped away, but in a miracle, 2/3 of them survive.
In Tampa, the spanish colony, though, almost half of the people drown, get swept away, or are injured. The only building standing is the star fort.

[quick idol]

i fall asleep when i stay up too long (like way longer than usual)

[west path]

@noble cradle wake up dementia patient you might have forgot to rimworld mp

[west path]

way longer than usual being sleeping right

you fall asleep when youre asleep

because its unnatural for you

[hollow garden]

I miss Ercan

He used to chat

[west path]

WHAT

they killed him?

[hollow garden]

yes

The Armenians

[novel jay]

Finally you show up🙏

[west path]

CRAZY

[hollow garden]

they assassinated him in Nagrano karabkh

[quick idol]

this sounds like a bt quote

[prime compass]

@hollow garden give me your xp

[west path]

@quick idol is it true

[prime compass]

What this

[hollow garden]

I would if I could

I don't really care about xp

[west path]

you would voluntarily turn into a low rank..?

INSANE

[quick idol]

Image perms:

[prime compass]

Would you win against this guy

[west path]

thats throwing away your chance to get into the hush-hush admin communities

[quick idol]

We should start putting more things behind a certain level

[west path]

true

[novel jay]

@hollow garden Due to you not preparing for the winter, 1/3 of your people starve or freeze to death. Many of them want to leave, and there are still no crops you are planting. The spring came, but the planting season is halfway over.

[wild mason]

It's not even hush hush they just know as admins they can't be punished unless Quivklast or one if the devs does something about them ( impossible )

[quick idol]

New idea lock #🐻worldbox-memes to super pumpkins only

not like it'll change much

[hollow garden]

Damn it really would suck to be one of my settlers

I think I will forfeit from my position as the french colonial administration

[west path]

blumi you did not interpret that right

[hollow garden]

Yes

[quick idol]

And I will replace him!!!

[hollow garden]

For being a low rank is the essence of beauty

[novel jay]

Are you just leaving the mapwar?

[hollow garden]

yes unfortunately

[novel jay]

Why?

[prime compass]

If only sir klez would answer my question

[west path]

WHAT

@prime compass can you re-indoctrinate klez into rankism

hes satan

[hollow garden]

Sorry I don't want to play right now

[prisma flame]

focus on rebuilding and mainly use limestone now

[hollow garden]

But this mw is pretty cool

[prime compass]

He has no enemies

[novel jay]

I can save your position for next session

[hollow garden]

I could take him

[quick idol]

I will replace kllez just wait fr

[hollow garden]

Not sure about winning

but definitely take him

[prime compass]

He was UFC champ in 2 divisions

He is one of the greatest Wrestlers oat

[quick idol]

I dont know what the mw even is about but i'll regardless frfr

[prime compass]

Daniel Cormier

[novel jay]

In the other village, you construct a mainly stone fort, with everyone living inside it.

[prime compass]

https://tenor.com/view/daniel-cormier-alexander-gustafsson-pickup-throw-wrestle-gif-11730777

Look he just throws grown men

[novel jay]

Colonization of America

[hollow garden]

See I would take him

[west path]

nop

im one of his enemies now

because uhh

hes not rankist

[hollow garden]

But it wouldn't really be an equal fight

[quick idol]

Whens the revolutionary war

[hollow garden]

What's more important about the fight is the will

More than the ability

[prime compass]

He also lost his 4 month old daughter in a car accident

[west path]

whats your favorite minority religion in rizia

[novel jay]

@frank latch @balmy epoch @prisma flame @cerulean siren Should i end session?

[prime compass]

He has true peace qeva

[novel jay]

This is 1591

[quick idol]

Acnaqism

[prime compass]

He fought with one of the goats of mma 2 times
Jon Jones

[frank latch]

https://tenor.com/view/kermitwakeup-kermie-kermit-wake-up-wake-gif-13585825153662345883

[frank latch]

sure

I'm bored

[west path]

wrong rizia

its the one from suzerain

thats the one im talking about

[quick idol]

still acnaqism there has to be one guy

[novel jay]

Alright. @frank latch you own the game room discord, right?

[frank latch]

nope

[west path]

could he beat david goggins

[novel jay]

I might restart if people ask me later

[frank latch]

@rose cape take responsibility for your server

[prime compass]

Jon Jones?

[novel jay]

Oh right. Bowistan tomorrow?

[west path]

no the guy who beat jon jones

[frank latch]

most likely

[prime compass]

He lost against jon jones

[novel jay]

Alright

[prime compass]

But in the 2nd fight...Jones used STEROIDS

[quick idol]

Bowistan NOW

[prime compass]

Which is why it turned from a loss to a non contest

[west path]

what

INSANE

[prime compass]

Yeah

As for goggins uh

[west path]

did parader get a bout of dementia

[prime compass]

Well rn goggins probably would win

[west path]

@noble cradle we're playing with regrowth now

the mod downloaded

also the arid expansion mod for it

[prime compass]

But in his prime Cormier would maul Goggins..

[quick idol]

I killed parader thats why he isnt here

[noble cradle]

who?

[quick idol]

Would do it again

[west path]

we are getting

SEVERAL

[noble cradle]

hey killing people isnt good io think

[west path]

biome mods

[noble cradle]

you should apologize

[west path]

from regrowth

@noble cradle did you get a bout of dementia

[quick idol]

Counterpoint minor typing mistake

[noble cradle]

i don

@west path what is regrowth

did you design the story teller to look like that

[west path]

@noble cradle these mods

it is good vanilla esc content

also it has kiwi birds which look like the imperfect form of a bittern

https://tenor.com/view/run-kiwi-cute-bird-gif-15759703

like look at bruh thats just a fat bittern

[rose cape]

GOAT

[west path]

@noble cradle should we protect these under the bitternish empire

[cerulean siren]

Damm so like we just found this place

[novel jay]

Basically

[noble cradle]

yes

[frank latch]

Bowistan glazer

[west path]

@frank latch the dutch border the french

[novel jay]

@cerulean siren @frank latch @rose cape Mapwar review?

[prime compass]

Yeah thats me

[prime compass]

I approve

[noble cradle]

@west path are we doing all the biome mods

[west path]

check the image

[frank latch]

wdym

no way
bro found out about saint martin

(this is common knowledge)

[west path]

proof

[frank latch]

delete your messages

[west path]

did you know that uhh cuba was involved in the uhh cuban missile crisis

shocking i know

[frank latch]

@wraith quarry Where do the Dutch and the French border?

[noble cradle]

yeah all of em

[novel jay]

St. Martin’s

[rose cape]

me when it is an enyojayble activity,,,

[novel jay]

@rose cape dms

[frank latch]

Sorry
I thought I pinged Fish

[frank latch]

they weren't??

[west path]

now you see the reason why i hate the carribean and the pacific islands is because its a bunch of random shit that makes people say 'well akshually these two countries border each other because of X colony that you can barely see on the map'

[frank latch]

Bro
the Cuban missile crisis had nothing to do with Cuba

[west path]

Sorry bro

i meant Haiti

[frank latch]

ah

[west path]

WHAT

[frank latch]

common mistake

[frank latch]

Bro's cooked

[west path]

@wraith quarry why is orion making rimworld mods

[rose cape]

@frank latch ores map when

[frank latch]

@rose cape Dying when?

[noble cradle]

@west path is this peak or reroll map

[west path]

i dont even see it

Peak

[prisma flame]

Yea also my wifi was weirding out

Like the chat just updated

[novel jay]

It’s alright. Rate the session

[hollow garden]

Did you know that cold war

[prisma flame]

Pretty interesting

[hollow garden]

Was primarily fought in cold areas

[hollow garden]

Like Antarctica

And Greenland

This is why trump wants Greenland

Because he wants cold war 2

The creator of cold war has come back

And he wants cold war 2.0

[frank latch]

yes
duh

[novel jay]

You coming to the session next Saturday?

[frank latch]

why else would it be called the cold war

[prisma flame]

Yea

[rose cape]

yes

[novel jay]

Same time; starts at 1 pm EST

[noble cradle]

@west path how do i make multiplated

[west path]

in the menu ingame

the one that lets you go back to main menu

[noble cradle]

@qqevie

@west pathw

server

ius up'

upopauijdf

[west path]

satan

[prime compass]

@hollow garden
Chama ou nao chama

[noble cradle]

@west path oh i forgot to mention time is async

so we should have less issues

hopefully

wow qevie died

[west path]

true

[noble cradle]

:broekn_waterm:

[oak leaf]

You have cats

[noble cradle]

:strawberry_elephant:

[prisma flame]

Not mine

But yea i do

[oak leaf]

Oh ok

[prisma flame]

These are my cats

[oak leaf]

May I see them

[oak leaf]

Nice

[prime compass]

Venice

[west path]

@noble cradle i got through the 300 thousand years of human evolution

well no im still

simulationing

[noble cradle]

aint no way

[west path]

why are you in the tundra

[noble cradle]

because

i want to\

[west path]

yeah blawg is never seeing me

im going arid shrubland

[noble cradle]

🕊️

north sentinel island

[west path]

real

[west path]

actually

would it be funny if i played as tundra planters

[wraith quarry]

we're focusing on making quality civilian goods

[west path]

rather than arid shrubland mfs

[west path]

host when btw

[wraith quarry]

you... make new stuff

[west path]

i just finished up another suzerain playthrough so im addicted

i need crack

[wraith quarry]

ion know

[west path]

@noble cradle should i... do it

[wraith quarry]

i just planed wood planks for 4 hours 🥹

[noble cradle]

true...

[noble cradle]

what did you do

[cerulean siren]

10/10

[west path]

BRO WHAT

why did my connection timed out

[west path]

intermekropum

@noble cradle turn on autoaccept in settings

PLEASE

[wraith quarry]

how do my feet hurt after planing wood

BUT NOT AFTER A 7 MILE HIKE

[noble cradle]

@west path total arkansan internet death

Trillions dead

[west path]

actually crazy

[noble cradle]

Rimworld just crashed

Ain't no way

[wraith quarry]

remember when his last video said that it wouldnt take a year for another video to come out...
9 months ago

sorry

it was in fact

exactly 364 days 😭

[west path]

INSANE

[wraith quarry]

i mean he technically did not take a year to do it

[wild mason]

Are you standing in place most of the time you do that

[wraith quarry]

yes

literally

receive wood
put in pile

repeat

[west path]

go figure

[balmy epoch]

@west path

they bombed my bunker in Yemen

I am currently without a residence

[west path]

We have sleeper cells in Saudi Arabia

you need to show them a picture of the polish flag they are on the outskirts of mecca

[balmy epoch]

you must buy me Suzerain on steam for the jihad

[west path]

soon when i can afford to do that

[balmy epoch]

thank you

[west path]

right now im gonna be playing as a deranged lunatic dictator and see if i flop

[balmy epoch]

I only have it on mobile where it’s kinda ass

[prime compass]

My king Hannibal 😢

[west path]

and then do the same in Rizia

[balmy epoch]

outSKIRTS?

[west path]

yes

why do you think they are there

[rose cape]

@west path quran readings when

[balmy epoch]

@west path opinion on our victory

[balmy epoch]

cat club not even top 4

[west path]

which

this will define my dictatorshi

p

[balmy epoch]

NORDLAND

EW

[west path]

what income bracket do i come from

[balmy epoch]

impoverished

you are of the people

[west path]

idk im waiting for fish mw 2

where we play in a different region

true

[prime compass]

Dark is the Night

[wild mason]

Then that's why.
Anyways you should try doing it for 12 hours sometime it will feel like your toe bones exploded

[wraith quarry]

true

though i need new shoes

i've had the same pair for a few years

[west path]

@balmy epoch go full dictator or side with the stupid conservatives

[wraith quarry]

why not both?

[hollow garden]

well if you are going full dictator

Who will be your political allies

[west path]

i am going socialist so idk

[west path]

i am young sord

[novel jay]

@balmy epoch

[west path]

@wraith quarry when are you reading dms hog

[wraith quarry]

i read them

just didnt answer

[novel jay]

@wraith quarry why didn’t you join the mapwar

[balmy epoch]

full fascist dictator please

[balmy epoch]

pretty good 8/10

[wraith quarry]

what map war

[balmy epoch]

I couldn’t play as much but what I was able to do was nice

[novel jay]

Coming to the next one, right?

[balmy epoch]

yes

[wraith quarry]

i've been doing stuff all day

[quick idol]

He cant read 💔

[novel jay]

Colonization of America

[west path]

im gonna suffer

[fallen cipher]

@wild mason why are you a liar

YOU DIDN'T HOST

[wild mason]

Someone else was already hosting at the time I wanted to again

Then I fell asleep because I got tired trying to mod CK3

And now I'm awake and just shattered half the glasses we have on accident

[fallen cipher]

Well that's unfortunate

[frank latch]

anything happen?

[frank latch]

rip

[rose cape]

@quick idol i found your twin https://youtube.com/@wildbear_2013

[noble cradle]

@west path am i a good person for sending my son to join the army and calling him a failure and disgrace and that my principles were more important than his future?

[prime compass]

And I promise to murder all bluds trying to enter sordland illegally

[frank latch]

~bt

[hardy saffron]

@frank latch: I promise that he will kill those who enter the forest.

[frank latch]

The bluds are just an oppressed people

leave them alone

[prime compass]

Your opinion

(Wrong)

[frank latch]

(Correct)

[prime compass]

Thats my opinion

Which is that the bluds are ruining the beautiful Nation of sordland

And are behind EVERYTHING

[frank latch]

(Wrong)

[prime compass]

(Correct)

[sullen pawn]

i feel like hosting a meme doc

[frosty drum]

@sullen pawn VC still alive frfr

[novel jay]

Sorry about that

[noble cradle]

@west path am i right in starting a war because im spiraling in loosing the election?

@west path @prime compass @spring bison how cooked is this run

[balmy epoch]

so sigma

[balmy epoch]

this cartoon was peak ngl

I forgot its name tho

[spring bison]

so sorry for having a life and not staying on discord 24/7

[novel jay]

You shouldn’t have signed up then disappeared 15 seconds later💀

[wraith quarry]

bro was fighting those boa constrictors off

[sullen pawn]

@frosty drum wish us luck bro..

[rose cape]

you dont have a life btw

[novel jay]

@cerulean siren Session tomorrow

[hollow garden]

@marsh lance the prophecy was true

Do you remember that meme

[marsh lance]

Naur

[hollow garden]

I didn't even say it yet

😔

[marsh lance]

What is it

But its true that i dont remember that meme

[spring bison]

Is this peak

[hollow garden]

You had it in your bio

The one that would fly away

And say a Chinese sentence

[spring bison]

Yap dollar

[hollow garden]

THIS

[marsh lance]

XIAO HONG SHUUU!!! 💸🌪️💨💨💨

[hollow garden]

Thank you LeBron

You have my soul now

[novel jay]

@hollow garden are you taking your shot tomorrow (it’s happening just after Bowistan)

[spring bison]

United Bakovia flag

[hollow garden]

It's getting popular in the US now

Rednote

[marsh lance]

So true

[hollow garden]

Rednote Is Xiao Hong Shu

It's shocking

[novel jay]

@spring bison also, please try to show up, Spain is going to be really interesting

[hollow garden]

I will see if I'm free

But you can let someone else be France

It's okay

[novel jay]

Ngl, I think rednote will be gone in a month; not from being banned, just nobody using it

It’s just like that other TikTok clone I forgot the name of

[novel jay]

France is also going to be interesting; everyone seemed to like the mapwar, and I like hosting. Seriously, I think I am cooking

[hollow garden]

Musicly?

[novel jay]

That was TikTok

I’m thinking of one a few months ago

[hollow garden]

Well the difference is that Tiktok is banned

So rednote has much better odds

[novel jay]

I think it’s just an act of rebellion

[pine copper]

Yap dollar is a profit
Get it? Buduntss

[novel jay]

Nobody actually cares or likes it; it’s just a thing so people can try sticking it to the government

[novel jay]

Decafa, I will make you wander the Arabian desert until you eventually die, only letting your children go to the promised land you hope for

[frank latch]

Imma not lie

This is actually fire

like legitimately

[pine copper]

You wouldn’t ever catch me going to Arabia

[frank latch]

Idk if I'm going to be able to host tomorrow

I might not be

I'll let you know tomorrow
but don't get high hopes

[novel jay]

Why?

[frank latch]

just stuff

[novel jay]

Will you be able to join mine (starting at 1pm at the earliest)?

@frank latch

[frank latch]

if I can't host
then likely not

[novel jay]

Please try to host 🙏

I am addicted to mapwars

Plus, I really like what you are doing with Scotland

[frank latch]

I'll try to
but I really don't think I'll have time

and I want to 😔

[novel jay]

Anything specific going on?

[frank latch]

a wood project
cleaning my room
just going outside

schoolwork

[novel jay]

Also, if you want, you can turn in actions after the session, but it probably won’t amount to as much

[novel jay]

You live in the south, right?

[wild mason]

Anssed

[novel jay]

Do you have a woodworking class?

[frank latch]

yes

[frank latch]

no

[wild mason]

Whts a mapwars

[novel jay]

How warm is it with windchill?

[frank latch]

about 70 during the day
50's - 40's at night

depending on the night

[wild mason]

?????

Warm

Shere do u live

[novel jay]

I had one once; it was in middle school, and we were tasked with making a 5 inch bowl (radius). When there was a sub, I thought it was a 15 inch bowl, and she never corrected me; once I realized, it was too late, and I just finished my huge monstrosity

[gilded harbor]

i made a

[novel jay]

Damn. It’s 10 degrees with windchill; did you go outside much today?

[gilded harbor]

genuinely hotter than california

wtf is florida

[frank latch]

not a ton

[frank latch]

Not LA ☠️

[gilded harbor]

yes LA 💀

[frank latch]

That's crazy

and funny

I would definitely make that same mistake

but did you ever end up using it for anything?

[frosty drum]

@frank latch nearly at 100 hours

[frank latch]

It might make a good fruit bowl

[frank latch]

on...

[frosty drum]

VC

[frank latch]

ok

[gilded harbor]

hes talking about the pointlessness

[frank latch]

I do question
at which point did you realize you've made a mistake?

[rose forge]

Noice

[frank latch]

cus like
I feel like one would be able to tell the difference between a 5 inch and 15 inch cut. Especially looking at the other students

[novel jay]

Yesterday, I walked 4 miles to the next town over to reach the bank I get change at; in just shorts, I made the 2 hour walk, had to ski across a frozen stream, and brought 2 boxes of nickels (25 pounds) in my backpack, before I made the trip back

[rose forge]

was it atleast sunny

[frank latch]

real

[novel jay]

When I took a hard look at everyone else having tiny bowls, along with the giant lettering on the whiteboard that said 5 inches

[wild mason]

wow...

[rose forge]

lmao

[novel jay]

Along with us getting 12 inch rulers

[frank latch]

😭

[gilded harbor]

im putting you in it

u will never escape the white room of insanity

[frank latch]

what is this?

I like how that had no reply attatched to it

[frank latch]

What is this?

👽

[novel jay]

No, it was overcast and lightly snowing, with a windchill around 20°

[rose forge]

Hmmm sounds legit

yup def can be out 2 hours in that weather with shorts

[novel jay]

I definitely got frostnip

[gilded harbor]

it is a classroom that will contain textbooks about the history of the architecture in the world (the world has alot of massive solid quartz structures) that also demonstrates light and stuff