🎲game-room

[west path]

this isnt a positive

also proof can it reach your nose

you are a bundle of hating seafood

shush

You guys are actually weak because you werent exposed to cuisine thatd make a normal person vomit

so like

Escargot

Liver

Pig ear

Hearts and stomach

Tripe soup

also some scandinavian food since i lived there briefly

[vital latch]

with ease

[west path]

fuck you do

[wraith quarry]

it's white

[west path]

😔

[wraith quarry]

id eat liver

[west path]

i cannot do allat

[west path]

thats THE WORST ONE OUT OF ALL OF THEM BRO

[wraith quarry]

i've had turkey heart
though i aint ever gonna eat no stomach

[west path]

it has a weird bitter aftertaste its yucky

[wraith quarry]

that and feet is where i draw the line

[west path]

eat chicken stomach

its like heart but better

[vital latch]

escargot sounds good

[west path]

its snails

like

literal snails

[wraith quarry]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/NaPzB8uIOeE

[vital latch]

I ate a snail once upon a time, was very young so don't recall much of the taste but iirc it was salty

[wraith quarry]

i used to eat ants

[west path]

an unprepared snail is dangerous for humans to consume i think

[vital latch]

that must've been the root of the mutations

[west path]

does this explain why you and cosmic are underweight

[wraith quarry]

@west path does it taste good

[west path]

Rather than eating normal food you poison yourself

[west path]

which

[wraith quarry]

no i got genetics to blame for that

[wraith quarry]

snail

[west path]

yeah Escargot is good

[vital latch]

sadly I don't both my parents and brother are underweight

overweight*

[west path]

its a sea-salty flavor with a garlicy backdrop

[vital latch]

my underweight issue is just a me issue

😔

[west path]

quite nice flavor

[vital latch]

(two of them are severely overweight)

[wraith quarry]

how is sea salt different from normal salt

salt is salt

SALT IS SALT

[vital latch]

you'd know if you tasted between them

[west path]

sea salt is the one with more pollutants and the one you accidentally drink whilst swimming

[vital latch]

I'd say that sea salt is much stronger

[wraith quarry]

I am a drive away from the ocean

[west path]

also sea salt just

has more depth

[wraith quarry]

i have tasted sea salt

and normal salt

both are the exact same

[west path]

real

[vital latch]

I'm a salt connoisseur

[west path]

so am i

[west path]

if you cant eat seafood i cannot describe it

[vital latch]

if the salt isn't chef grade cyrstals I'm not having it

(actually I am because unsalted food is often much worse even if it's not even good salt)

[wraith quarry]

salt is salt 😭

[west path]

what if i topped it with spices from cyprus

Those are GOOD btw 🤤

they were great for topping my meals

[wraith quarry]

dont matter if the rock is harvested from a salt lake in the american desert, egypt, or just taken from the ocean

or jewish salt

also what is kosher salt

[vital latch]

I'd at least try it, extremely sensitive to most spices though 😔

pepper extremely

[west path]

who knows what kosher salt is

[vital latch]

pepper actively hurts

[west path]

Theyre more citrusy and earth-y

[vital latch]

that shits great

[west path]

they arent as spicy

[wraith quarry]

so apparently kosher salt is "pure sodium chloride"

so salt but they make it more salty

[west path]

salt with extra salt

also shaker fries go hard

theyre goated

[vital latch]

my tier list of the main salts is

1. kosher
2. sea
3. table

[wraith quarry]

yes waiter, I'd like some extra salt to go with my salt

my tier list of salts is
salt
salt
salt

[west path]

tbh i havent actually tasted the difference between salts like ever

i have had himalayan salt

[vital latch]

try them side by side

[west path]

not different to regular salt

[west path]

no bro i dont want my throat to turn into the sahara

[vital latch]

the biggest difference is how well, salty they taste

[west path]

@wraith quarry do you top your fish with lemon juice and salt

[vital latch]

funny story I used to snack on bowls of salt

[wraith quarry]

i do not eat fish

or sea food in general

[west path]

Satan

[west path]

Satan

[wraith quarry]

it icky

[vital latch]

You're evil

Sea food is awesome

[wraith quarry]

disagree

[west path]

lemon juice and salt on a freshly caught freshwater fish is immaculate

actually dont season freshwater fish that much

it ruins their taste if done in excess

[wraith quarry]

also yeah

do not season freshwater fish

you 9/10 times just fry them

[west path]

you can add sprinkles of salt with some lemon juice but no more

Its fair game for frozen fish and seawater fish though

@wraith quarry when are you trying eel and zander

[wraith quarry]

i should like to go fishing again

[wraith quarry]

when they are no longer sealife

[west path]

i need to introduce you guys to peak fish

(European fish)

[vital latch]

not enough salt

not enough cheese

[west path]

YOU DONT OVERSEASON FRESHLY CAUGHT FRESHWATER FISH

it will suck if you do

[wraith quarry]

usually if it is an animal that comes from the water i will not eat

unless

unless

it is dolphin

[vital latch]

idc not salty enough

[west path]

WHAT

[vital latch]

DIE

[west path]

what about gator

[vital latch]

DIE

[wraith quarry]

i will gladly contribute to the extinction of dolphins

[vital latch]

DIE

[wraith quarry]

oh yeah that too

[west path]

Would you eat gator

[vital latch]

I WILL GLADLY CONTRIBUTE TO THE EXTINCTION OF FISH

[west path]

GOBBLESS

[wraith quarry]

i would eat gators

[west path]

He dislikes those

[vital latch]

well he is one

so he'll die!

[west path]

Would you eat kangaroo

[wraith quarry]

no

[west path]

or water buffalo

[wraith quarry]

no

[west path]

those sound tasty bro why not

[wraith quarry]

they're just...

to my american mind they're not food

[west path]

Help recolonize america

He will be sad

[wraith quarry]

they're kangaroos and water buffalo

[wraith quarry]

sad?

SAD?

[west path]

it is literal meat bro

[vital latch]

bet

[wraith quarry]

I WILL FIGHT ON THE GROUND MYSELF

AND DIE

BEFORE

YOU EUROPEANS

SET FOOT

ON MY LAND

[west path]

We will rebuild the railways

[wraith quarry]

but it's a kangaroo

[wraith quarry]

ill do it myself

also european trains suck ngl

[west path]

Those things drown dogs

contribute to their death

[wraith quarry]

ik

but

kangaroo

[vital latch]

ok funny story the book I've been writing which will probably not be published since it's not very good is starting to look like a more and more posible future (still extremely imposible but parts of it seem like something that could genuinely happen at this point when I set up the world to be imposible to actually happen 😭)

[west path]

they must die

[wraith quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/kangaroo-attack-punch-gif-4388051032799510551

[west path]

Theyre also immensely stupid

Barely conscious

[marsh lance]

Oh what i would give to work with seals everyday

I might have a new path in life

[vital latch]

seals are awesome

so based

[wraith quarry]

speaking of seal
i doubt i'd eat seal

[marsh lance]

Depending on how much effort i want to put in

[vital latch]

good

[wraith quarry]

maybe just one try

[west path]

i think ive started turning away from writing and more towards being an economist

[vital latch]

if you'd eat seal something is wrong with you

[marsh lance]

But apparently..

[wraith quarry]

🙏

[vital latch]

I'd never eat a seal and I'd never eat a dolphin

[west path]

Looking at statistics all day goes hard

[wraith quarry]

i might try seal

[west path]

this however

[wraith quarry]

i might not even eat dolphin
I'd shoot them and let their carcass rot

[west path]

Would require me to start caring about math

[marsh lance]

If i become a marine biologist

I would be able to work with seals all day as a job

[west path]

this is racist against the inuit tribes

[vital latch]

good luck with the math lolololol!

[west path]

Thats how they live

[marsh lance]

The inuit would HATE to meet Phiratians

[west path]

math isnt hard for me im just lazy ngl

[vital latch]

new goal in life: flood them with kraft mac and cheese so they stop eating seals (they'll eat seals anyways kraft mac and cheese is awful)

[west path]

and work poorly in confined time limits

[wraith quarry]

@west path you should go see the USS Alabama and the USS enterprise

[west path]

🐖

[marsh lance]

Idc if a person is rude to me at work

I would be

Overjoyed

[west path]

no id kms over doing that

[marsh lance]

To come home after working with a seal

[west path]

im going to school with sleep deprivation today

[vital latch]

this is why you should make ai do the math for you

[west path]

Goes hard

[marsh lance]

Just having an interaction with one of those amazing, pure and perfect critters would be enough to fuel me

[vital latch]

did that today; just go to sleep at some point earlier tmrw

[west path]

also those 2 hours of sleep i had before i waked up and start chatting here might have been the most restful 2 hours of my life

[wraith quarry]

i hate that i cant say that we saved you during ww2 because
"tHE SoVIeTs"

[west path]

My brain speedran REM sleep

deadass had a whole dream in those 2 hours

[marsh lance]

Who’s “we” mafaka you aint land in normandy

🙏

🥶🥶

[west path]

True

thankfully i have P.E before chemistry so life is good

[marsh lance]

Having pe as your first or last class is typically shit imo

[west path]

bro what

[marsh lance]

Like especially

[west path]

last class P.E is goated

[vital latch]

having it right after lunch is worse

[west path]

also its in the middle of my schedule

[west path]

Whats lunch?

[marsh lance]

I would hate to go home sweaty Schlawggo

[wraith quarry]

the US dum dum

[west path]

lunch is paid here

[vital latch]

pe right after lunch is a free ticket to stomach issues

[west path]

we eat beside our classrooms

[vital latch]

don't know, I forgot after I had PE after lunch

[west path]

at any breaktime

[marsh lance]

Communist dystopia

[west path]

do you guys not know about having clothes specifically for P.E

😭

[marsh lance]

Father Reagan taught me that reds like you are harmful to america and our free markets

[marsh lance]

We do, you still sweat pal 🥶

[west path]

you might just be ski issues

[vital latch]

most people at my school ditch this

[wraith quarry]

i had PE in first period one year...

[west path]

i stop sweating 5 minutes after P.E

[west path]

yeah because theyre lazy

P.E is like a free period

[wraith quarry]

guh

[west path]

but its mandatory here

[wraith quarry]

yeah here it was mandatory

it was either you wear it or u fail the class

[west path]

in poland before college all of your classes are selected by the schoolboard

and theyre for your entire class

🐖

[vital latch]

people didn't ditch it at my middle school though because it's time for some yap!
my middle school was extremely strict about PE uniforms for some reason; like you'd get a 0 for the day if you didn't change with 0 ways to make it up no matter the reason, they also wanted everyone to wear school sold t-shirts and shorts; which were like 25$ each; this was a method for them to make money... (even in the winter they didn't allow people to wear pants or jackets till my last year there)

actually they might've

[west path]

@wraith quarry 5:25AM and not eepy enough to sleep

[vital latch]

I mostly know second hand

[west path]

Fried?

[vital latch]

some details there may be false but most of them are true!

[wraith quarry]

same for mine

[west path]

ITS NOT MANDATORY TO CHANGE CLOTHES FOR P.E??

[wild mason]

When is someone hosting this civil war mapwar

[west path]

unhygienic wtf

[vital latch]

at my school it's half credit for the day with a chance to make it up

alongside this; the teachers frequently say that if you don't get caught it's ok

[wraith quarry]

the No category would instantly lose

[vital latch]

so people usually just wear coats and sweatpants and nobody notices they literally didn't change

[west path]

in my school you use up one of your “not prepared” passes which you only have 2 of per school year

[wraith quarry]

but MC donalds is agrbage

agrbage

yes

[vital latch]

damn

[wraith quarry]

agrbage

[vital latch]

man I'm so glad we only had to take 2 years of PE in high school

[west path]

Nope

[vital latch]

public speaking is a way better free period

[west path]

The natural disasters carry them

[wraith quarry]

top 10 lies

@west path you should see the USS lexington

[west path]

ok i might have just realized im an extrovert 🥶🥶🥶🥶

Am i fried

[west path]

Never

[wraith quarry]

yes now

we should've had another carrier named the USS concord

for Concord and Lexington

[west path]

time to lie about waking up at 5 to my mother

[vital latch]

no

being extroverted is actually a good thing

[west path]

im shit at public speaking

🥶

[vital latch]

that's ok, you can get better at public speaking

[west path]

doesnt help that my english vocab is more expansive than my polish vocab

(because thats the one i REALLY wanted to cultivate)

[west path]

true…

i should stop giving a fuck about the minor details of what i say and just wing it

[vital latch]

guess whose back to screaming extremely loudly infront of me

[west path]

if you deliver shit with confidence its easier to laugh off and to receive

🧠

that leveled me up

its the truth

[vital latch]

you want to do something in the middle

you want to think a little but don't dread on it

[vital latch]

while also doing this

[vital latch]

if you don't land something or fail; you just keep going

[west path]

satanic

i will soon turn obese

[vital latch]

if your pace gets interupted it's extremely hard to get back on your feet

so it's better to just... ignore speedbumps!

[west path]

how to get in a car crash

[vital latch]

you better be one of the next people to hit super pumpkin

[west path]

Rivera probably beats me to it

😔

or klez

idk

[vital latch]

I wouldn't mind klez

[vital latch]

I really should sign up for drivers ed

[west path]

i have been the most obese game roomian for too long that ive noticed that im way too many ranks ahead of people i was behind

[vital latch]

turned 16 like 4 months ago but still haven't bothered to start it

[west path]

[west path]

do u guys even need a bikers card to get drivers license

[vital latch]

just scream

[vital latch]

which is what?

[west path]

cosmic when the fuck did i go like 2 ranks ahead of you

this is unnatural

[west path]

bikers card means you can drive a bike unsupervised

[vital latch]

decades ago

[west path]

and can read road signs

you get it in 6th grade

[vital latch]

we don't need that here, we can ride bikes unsupervised whenever we want

unfortunately bikes are pretty useless in the place I live since the only place of worth I would be able to bike to is 7/11

[west path]

rigged wtf

you can get a 50$ fine for biking alone as a teenager with no bikers livense

youre exempt after you reach adulthood though but you should still carry your documents

[west path]

COOKED

[vital latch]

you live in a dystopia

[west path]

no

this is eu regulations

They help with safety

[vital latch]

ignore the part where I've become convinced that the shit I wrote being satirical might actually come true in america

[west path]

yeah ur cooked

America is becoming jazzpunk

[vital latch]

jazzpunk is peak

like actual peak

[west path]

i should get jt but also

[vital latch]

no jazzpunk = you have not lived

[west path]

150zł on account but jazzpunk costs 53zł

[vital latch]

its 2$ on sale, buy it in like march when the spring sale hits

[west path]

is it economic

[west path]

true

actually ive just now realized that today is a school day

[glad torrent]

L

[west path]

zamn

[glad torrent]

No school for me for the next 2 days

[west path]

this next 8 hours will not be based

[west path]

we get 2 spring breaks

and some other holidays giving us days off

🎎

[glad torrent]

we got snow days

[west path]

yeah they wont save you

[vital latch]

(to elaberate, the worldbuilding for the thing I've been writing involves AI taking basically every non management job; with every existing human being extremely underqualified as those in power try to keep them from getting a half decent education as a result of fear. It also involves agressive diplomacy and corporate domination with a constitution rewrite being done similar to the commandments being changed in animal farm)

[west path]

we have probably over like

[vital latch]

you're cooked

[west path]

110 days off in a year not counting weekends

[glad torrent]

for the next two days they will!

[west path]

🥶

[vital latch]

including summer vacation?

[west path]

yes i think

actually

it might be closer to 150

[vital latch]

that's still pretty good

[waxen remnant]

@vital latch just now?

[vital latch]

that's like half the year

[west path]

i mean

P.E today

i will live

[vital latch]

what game is this on?

[glad torrent]

What dis?

[waxen remnant]

(streets of rogue #1 )

[vital latch]

yeah I haven't played it very much, most of my playtime is restarting over and over again trying to teach someone how to play

[west path]

also its WOS (lessons about society) EDB (security lessons) math german p.e chemistry and english

not that bad

[vital latch]

(in their defence they haven't played anything like it before)

[vital latch]

what do you guys do in PE

because I'm still baffled you don't find it putrid

[west path]

sports and general athletics

[vital latch]

well yeah

[west path]

Its.. healthy?

[vital latch]

but anything specific?

[west path]

and fun?

[vital latch]

like how we had to run a mile every day

that kinda stuff

[west path]

its just sport and extracurricular activities

[west path]

We do not do this

that shit is satanic

[vital latch]

correction were supposed to run a mile every day

[west path]

also thats sports practice not regular P.E

So

[vital latch]

the teachers frequently showed mercy to our souls

[west path]

yeah thats sports practice not regular P.E

we run at most 600m

1km runs take up an entire lesson

[vital latch]

our district cares too much about sports it's crazy

[west path]

and theyre less than 1 mile

[vital latch]

something something school spirit something something

I also hate to say this since it's a direct insult to my mother

[west path]

FUCK

[vital latch]

but our district is also extremely political

[west path]

im too sleep deprived

[vital latch]

caffine

[west path]

physical capabilities are getting cooked

[west path]

no

its not that

i feel fine mentally its just my limbs have less control over them

which is not based since P.E today

it wont be that bad though ill just have a rough start

[vital latch]

oh

yeah you're burnt

cant think of anything

[west path]

I have gone to school like this before

chose to not participate in P.E during those days but need to this time

🕊️

its really not that bad since i can think fine

[vital latch]

CHOSE???

qevie you are blessed by the polish gods of not having pain inducing pe

[west path]

Yeah i used up my not prepared passes

[vital latch]

oh

[west path]

theyre not a physical thing i should qualify

[vital latch]

ok yeah you're burnt up

[west path]

wait qualify

The word slipped out of my brainer

[vital latch]

it's honestly kinda sad that this kinda thing isn't physical anymore

[west path]

🐖

[vital latch]

in elemtry school I used to sell homework passes

made like 30$ off of it

[west path]

theyre not digital either

they are

a right of a student

[west path]

intangible

[vital latch]

WHAT???

Written into where? 😭

[balmy epoch]

pe was fucking easy

[west path]

we have an education ministry so we just have rights as students

We have cheaper public transit which is BASED

[balmy epoch]

we did a 10 minute warm up and just walked the rest of the period

[west path]

since we have good bus networks and trains

[vital latch]

lucky bastards

[balmy epoch]

America’s is better

[vital latch]

actually that was a lot of what my second year was and it was based

but my first year PE was horrid

[west path]

Warsaw metro

[balmy epoch]

they burn people on the nyc metro

[vital latch]

this is pretty cool

my english teacher had all the students answer questions about their thoughts on the school system today, he instantly regretted it

[west path]

we also get contests and shit that we are notified about that we can apply to for rewards

Theres one on a voivodeship level that lets you just skip the 8th grade finals

[vital latch]

(literally nobody except the super nerds had anything positive to say shit was hilarious)

[balmy epoch]

Voivodeship

[west path]

yes

Thats the english name for Województwo

[balmy epoch]

just call it state or oblast

like a normal person

[west path]

You can also just call them duchies

[vital latch]

do you plan on actually doing this

[west path]

This would be incorrect

[vital latch]

where are the dukes

poland is still a fuedal society confirmed

[west path]

hell naw too inconvenient

[balmy epoch]

a woke feudal society

[west path]

Sure id pass with flying colors but whats the point when i can just

take the test???

[vital latch]

the worst kind of feudal society

[west path]

i ated them

We’re a unitary state btw meaning all of our voivodeships have revocable rights

[vital latch]

it's a bigger flex to take the thing

[west path]

but for some reason there are regional policies??

[balmy epoch]

🇺🇸

[west path]

not legislation but policies

[vital latch]

does this include things like guarantied council rights as the ck gods intended?

[west path]

i need to study british culture to pass

im not

Doing allat

[vital latch]

british culture is easy

[west path]

its more convenient to do the normal test

[west path]

Includes actors

and

famous people from there

[vital latch]

ok that sounds significantly more difficult

just name the entire metaphor voice cast

!

[west path]

too obscure wouldnt get a good score

[west path]

European school is pretty hellish cnl

its a lot more hurrying than america

Oh yeah i have religion class today too but it was too irrelevant to remember

[vital latch]

school is pretty hellish

[west path]

🐖🐖

[west path]

well

not really imo

just study at home after you cone back from school everyday and ace it

• place to make friends

[vital latch]

needing to go to school takes away my american freedom

in america; we shouldn't be gaurentied anything

[west path]

you need it for a job

[vital latch]

shit now I want to start a third project

[vital latch]

you'll never take me alive!

[west path]

mfw the amendments

[vital latch]

being given something takes away our freedom to not have it!

[west path]

Cant you just decline it then

[vital latch]

I decline my right to remain silent

🍵

[west path]

I decline my right to a fair trial

☕️

wait thats my emoji keyboard

[vital latch]

I decline my right to not be enslaved

[west path]

☕

[vital latch]

I decline my right to citizenship!

[vital latch]

(someones going to find this message in 20 years and get my citizenship revoked)

[west path]

Crazy

[west path]

cant

[vital latch]

the child and the father

[west path]

cant

[vital latch]

I'm going to rebel

[vital latch]

Yeah that's it we're going to war over this

[west path]

we can send you to a ravine in pictland

[vital latch]

I decline my right to currently be alive

[west path]

ok i think i shall go now the rest of the day awaits (im gonna kms)

[vital latch]

shit dying is illigel

[vital latch]

goodbye qevie

[west path]

you should eep

btw

dont be like me

[vital latch]

only 9pm, the 0 hours of sleep last night isn't too much adreniline - rn...

[steep merlin]

Above time (21:00 PST) in your local time · Jan 7, 2025, 5:00 AM

[west path]

SLEEP

[vital latch]

I also haven't ate dinner yet so unfortunately must wait

[west path]

cooked

today is fried

Ill just nap for the entirety of religion class 🥶

[wild mason]

trombo trombo bingo bingo dingo dingo dongo dongo

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/i-absolve-you-of-your-sins-gif-2852924136091083861

[west path]

I signed off from it so

[wild mason]

crazy

[pine copper]

Not the same without the sound

[gilded harbor]

thats stupid

[midnight ocean]

House from doctor hosue gregory gouse

[gilded harbor]

anyways American school is easy

theres too much homework but i dont do it so

besides AP Sciences

[cerulean siren]

EXACTLY

I got a 15% in art rn

[gilded harbor]

my ap stats grade break down from last semester 💀

[cerulean siren]

Even more real

Like i do amazing on the tests and essays

[balmy epoch]

relatable…

[cerulean siren]

But when it comes to "reading checks" and "quizzes" im actually failing

[balmy epoch]

I basically did no assignments for apush

but I got over 95% on all the tests

so I got a good grade

[cerulean siren]

My school is lowkey pissing me off rn

They made it so that the first semester ends middle of January before MLK, and not the end like usual

Which now means after break i got 9 days to get grades up

[gilded harbor]

first semester ended before winter break for me

genuinely horrible that anyone has to have winter break and come back not in a fresh semester

[cerulean siren]

Very true

Then the semester ends like the next week

[gilded harbor]

but then again

[balmy epoch]

that’s actually bs

[gilded harbor]

my school starts in the second week of august so

well started

[cerulean siren]

Which makes even less sense when you consider that this is peak snow time... i might actually have only 5 days of classes before the semester ends

[gilded harbor]

i cant wait to start paying 25k a year for an education starting this fall...

[cerulean siren]

All in the name of a "Early Summer" when school starts halfway through august

[west path]

me 🤑

[west path]

Please allah save me

european school is VILE

you stretch yourself thin between like 20 subjects

[wild mason]

How would you make a rat mapwar not boring

[west path]

rat infighting

conflict drives player engagement

[wild mason]

but there is little reason for conflict

[prisma flame]

this is the realest thing ever

[frosty drum]

@prisma flame it's 12 am for me just starting my shift 🔥

[prisma flame]

real

[gilded harbor]

maybe itd be better as a roleplay/mapwar mix

[prisma flame]

what is rat mw

[frosty drum]

@prisma flame this is my snack during the shift

[gilded harbor]

im gonna vomit

[frosty drum]

https://tenor.com/view/cereal-breakfast-hungry-gif-13249359

[gilded harbor]

Honestly

Not that bad

Is that AI thi

[wild mason]

I'm thinking of scrapping the rat mapwar

It doesn't really have much to it that can be particularly cool or engaging

[wild mason]

#1313916769085423678 message 🤫

[frosty drum]

How do people eat Pufferfish and act like its ok
It's the Food equivalent of Russian roulette

[vital latch]

,roll 20 expand

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 2

[vital latch]

I uh

lose

,roll 20 win

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 13

[vital latch]

I tie

,roll 20 win

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 17

[vital latch]

I win

,roll 20 one more

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 19

[vital latch]

I win

,roll 20 I can't stop winning

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 13

[vital latch]

,roll 20 I can't stop winning

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 3

[vital latch]

aw dang it

https://tenor.com/view/gamblecore-stickman-casino-gamble-gif-7118676210396292522

[frosty drum]

@vital latch which worldboxian should the player be frfr
(I'm the enemy)

[vital latch]

3mk

[frosty drum]

It's up against me

[vital latch]

3mk will win hes the messiah

btw skillerz this is pretty random but your drawing is improving

[frosty drum]

Ik

@vital latch

[prime compass]

Skibidi toilet fortnite

[earnest salmon]

What the feck

[wild mason]

darn tootin' rootin' tootin' gaslightin' barsh mcgawfin

[earnest salmon]

I agree

[earnest salmon]

Freddle bazbear and his son

[rose cape]

portugal must be stopped

[wild mason]

ARE YOU PORTUGUESE?

CAN YOU GUESS WHICH NATION I PLAYED AS.

[rose cape]

joseon

[wild mason]

CRAZY

HOW DID YOU KNOW

[rose cape]

~t

[rose cape]

~bt

[wild mason]

😔 Am I that readable.

[hardy saffron]

@rose cape: You know

[rose cape]

those who know

[wild mason]

sassy AMP

[silent smelt]

fat pig amazting

[rose cape]

~bt

[hardy saffron]

@rose cape: Pork has a lot of fat.

[novel jay]

https://tenor.com/view/usa-russia-soviet-union-1962-cuba-missle-crisis-gif-22180671

[wild mason]

da hecc is princeton doing

[silent smelt]

i am extremely delighted to announce orlen as my latest sponsor

[fallen cipher]

@wild mason Ilkella when?

[wild mason]

The date you chose 👽

[wild mason]

nepotism

[cunning niche]

@wild mason do you like sugar gliders

[silent smelt]

no idea what that word means sorry

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/topino-topo-mangia-topolino-criceto-gif-11140734161799784195

oh you dont

see i know

because you had to whip out tenor

for rat pics you got them downloaded and locked in

[cunning niche]

I love sugar gliders

[wild mason]

Why would he say this

[wild mason]

is he

getting gpt

to say these

[silent smelt]

this just confirms you goons are in a single gc like aliens 😭

jarz boycott clan

[cunning niche]

@wild mason invite

[silent smelt]

wait unless

IS THAT YOUR

ACCOUNT?

@wild mason

[cunning niche]

Let me be in the jarz boycott clan

[silent smelt]

WAIT THATS GENUINELKY YOU

[wild mason]

duh

who did you think it was

[silent smelt]

i didnt know

who the fuck is chryslanbloom

[cunning niche]

@wild mason accept friend request

[silent smelt]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHiljbbCI74&ab_channel=Chyrosran22

[wild mason]

there is no gc, jarz is as delusional as usual 🤫

[silent smelt]

I DIDNT KNOW THAT WAS BLUMI

I THOUGHT THAT WAS A SCREENSHOT IN CIRCULATION

[silent smelt]

this isa lie

[cunning niche]

Accept my friend request ChrysanBloom

[wild mason]

jarz i liked your review

now

delete your rimworld review

[silent smelt]

its like saying "there is no war in ukraine 🤓"

[wild mason]

😊

[silent smelt]

https://steamcommunity.com/id/JarzGodGamer/recommended/529340

[wild mason]

GPT

GPT THE MVP

[silent smelt]

no its hand written

like banam's mw actions

[cunning niche]

I user AI once

Okay pal

[wild mason]

crazy

do you remember that phase where people were actually trying to use AI

why would they do that

ai for what

[silent smelt]

banam to this day:

[wild mason]

mapwars

...

[silent smelt]

nvm blumi youre right

[cunning niche]

I have actually improved

[silent smelt]

i doubt ai would tell him to climb a mountain for no reason

[silent smelt]

taming coyotes:

making swords out of grass:

climbing mountains for no reason:

[wild mason]

peak

[cunning niche]

I didnt do that 👽

[silent smelt]

funding rebellions just to fight them:

[wild mason]

you just don't know

the wuxia way

if your heart is as sharp as heaven and will

a blade of grass shall suffice

[silent smelt]

tenius

[wild mason]

~bt

[hardy saffron]

@wild mason: et programmata

[silent smelt]

@wild mason when ck3 is on sale you and i will have a talk

[cunning niche]

just know who was the real dominator of Mannevcon 🤫🤫🤫

[wild mason]

run boomi run

[wild mason]

im not buying it for you

[wild mason]

blumi has a voodoo doll of you she pricks every stressful day

[silent smelt]

i can promise you social benefits

[cunning niche]

I know

[wild mason]

~bt

[hardy saffron]

@wild mason: Bloomy is a young witch who haunts people every day and causes trouble.

[wild mason]

i remember that one time i woke up and there was just blood on my wall for no reason

[silent smelt]

https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561199010854084

is this genuinely you?

[wild mason]

and i didnt clean it up for a couple months cause I liked it there

[silent smelt]

i dont believe it

[cunning niche]

Are you still in a bunkbead with ur brother

[wild mason]

that was like

8 years ago

[cunning niche]

Yay blumi acceoted my friendquets

[wild mason]

say what

[wild mason]

say what

[wild mason]

hold on let me see if i can find the image

[silent smelt]

wait

MY STEAM ACCOUNT IS NEARLY OLDER THAN MARV

[wild mason]

what

[silent smelt]

HOLY SHIT

[wild mason]

#🎲game-room message

[silent smelt]

@cunning niche is my steam account older than you?

[wild mason]

what is this

blumi i am scared

like really

blumi are you a witch?

please don't hurt me

[cunning niche]

HOLY SHIT MY MAPS WHERE ASS

[wild mason]

i will be your slave

[silent smelt]

this genuinely looks like bird shit

[cunning niche]

No

[wild mason]

isn't gorbik 34 with 3 kids

[cunning niche]

Yes

Ur one of my kids

[wild mason]

no i am your wife

[cunning niche]

I have custody over you

[cunning niche]

Nope

[wild mason]

where is my alimony

[silent smelt]

@wild mason is my steam accoiunt older than you?

[wild mason]

no wait

blumi has custody of me

[cunning niche]

Im already paying alimony

[cunning niche]

Nope

@wild mason relinquish custody

RIGHT NOW

[wild mason]

@wild mason I find some mice quite nice.

[wild mason]

but i want a child servant whose head will be stuffed with tufts of wool so they vacantly obey day in and day out and do all the dreary labor

[cunning niche]

Buy a sweatshop

Wobux is my slave

[silent smelt]

its crazy to say that you want a child servant 🐊

[wild mason]

hmm, dreary labor?

house work is quite nice though

sewing threads

mending patches

cleaning with a broom and mop

washing dishes

replacing leaky pipes

the usual

[wild mason]

https://youtu.be/uLnyLE3voTA

[cunning niche]

I made a new map

[wild mason]

is it peak?

[wild mason]

wait hold on

[wild mason]

boomi

boomi boomi

why are we

glossing over

your bloodstained wall

do you need

[silent smelt]

holy shit my hearring is getting worse

[wild mason]

a 사인검

[silent smelt]

i cant hear on my right ear nearly

[cunning niche]

hearing*

[silent smelt]

sorry i was thinking of the earrings here

[wild mason]

boomi boomi

https://minio.nculture.org/amsweb-opt/multimedia_assets/7/84913/95194/c/사인검_철제-금은입사-사인참사검_e뮤지엄_제1유형-medium-size.jpg

[cunning niche]

gojuchang

[wild mason]

do you need this

[silent smelt]

me and airrod are buying the pair

[wild mason]

https://youtu.be/C69LPwau1Pc

boom boom

[cunning niche]

Howls moving castle

[cunning niche]

@wild mason do you like splatoon

[silent smelt]

fartman 333

[wild mason]

blumi if you need to eradicate demons

just tell me

[wild mason]

yeah but i also kinda hate multiplayer games

or games where that is the main focus

[cunning niche]

why

[wild mason]

@wild mason here's a gift

https://www.museum.go.kr/relic_image/PS01001001/duk001/2017/0511135421796/duk001968-00-00.jpg

[cunning niche]

everyday i come in here and all you do is tear me down insult me hurt me with your words and do nothing but harm me emotionally physically mentally and I just can’t take it any longer this group is so abusive and toxic it’s crazy. no one even realizes how disgusting all of your behaviors are. every single time I talk or type or even do anything or interact with anyone in the group everybody just goes against me and gangs up on me like a pack of wolves and just attacks me and i didn’t do anything to deserve these attacks and these hurtful words. i literally just try to be nice to everybody but nobody ever wants to be in my shoes and nobody ever tries to sympathize with me and see where I’m coming from all of you just see me as the enemy and as the bad guy that’s trying to ruin the group or something when really I’m just trying to spread positivity. you guys act like I’m some kind of virus or disease, constantly casting me out so much, making me feel so left out and so alone in this group. it’s ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ driving me insane I feel mental and I feel like a weirdo just being around all of you because of how you treat me. at this point in time, I’ve given up on ever trying again and ever becoming any of your friends because I just know your feelings towards me clearly. i know all of you hate me and never want to be around me again or never have anything to do with me. it’s clear that you all think I’m a joke and that I’m stupid, idiotic and boring. it’s so mean because I literally don’t do anything to you guys but you guys always act like you hate me and it makes me feel so confused because I don’t know what I did to deserve it. I feel like I should just leave because clearly nobody wants to be around me and everyone would be happier if i left anyways so i’ll just go and i hope all of you find happiness in life and i’m sorry for all the troubles i’ve ever put any of you through. i give up. goodbye.

[wild mason]

It makes me uncomfortable knowing that eventually the game will no longer be playable

here you go boomi

https://www.museum.go.kr/relic_image/PS01001001/duk001/2017/0511135421796/duk001968-00-01.jpg

stay safe

[cunning niche]

same but i liiike cod!

[wild mason]

ok there we go

[wild mason]

Who write this

wasn't it you?

[cunning niche]

Idk i took it from blue vegas

@wild mason do you know the bluevegascourier

[wild mason]

vegas you say

[wild mason]

Not really

[cunning niche]

Are you with him in any gc’s?

[wild mason]

No

[cunning niche]

The blue vegas courier

Is a special little fellow

A 5’0 elf

[wild mason]

@bluevegascourier

[cunning niche]

@wild mason do i play Cyberpunk or CK3

[wild mason]

cyberpunk

2025

[earnest salmon]

You'd like fortnite then. It will never die. Its like Rick and Marty, 100 years

[wild mason]

micecraft will outlast them all

blumi

minecraft

[earnest salmon]

Skibidi

[wild mason]

but with mice

[cunning niche]

Micecraft

[earnest salmon]

Only the older versions.

[cunning niche]

Who gon buy minecraft 2

[earnest salmon]

Minecraft 2: the cubes are squares

[wild mason]

No one because it's probably going to be garbage

nuh uh'

it'll be a

true simulator

of the ameircanas dram

GODANS NPLBLE TURMP AS BRING WUBILLD GARTE WA

[earnest salmon]

Oh hey fun fact about the American dream rn.

Tencent, the game studio who has money in literally every modern game at the moment, is officially considered a Chinese military company

[wild mason]

CHIN

CHINAAA

CHINEAS

ENEMYO F TGATRE AMERICN AMEPIRE

[earnest salmon]

RAH CHINAAAA

[wild mason]

YES YES YES YES

CHINA EBEMY OF STATE

PRSIDNET HONORED OVLAORD HEAVEN GREAT SUPREMEE ASURA DESTRAUCTO PRESANDE TRMP SAVE AMERCUA GOAD BLSAS

[earnest salmon]

Something something ice cream something something wall something something Being chilling

[wild mason]

YEB

ERASE ENEBYM OF STATE MRISTER DOALSOD DTRUAM

[earnest salmon]

Yes. 🫡

[wild mason]

GOAWSB BLEAASSS AMERIICIAAA

FREEAODMM FORTH EH ASLENT

wait that one is incomprehensible hold on

FARHRHEEDDMMMOOMMMMMMMMM

GOOAD BLLALESSS AMMERIAACA

[earnest salmon]

Anyway, unrelated or somehow related in some weird way.

Me and my friend started playing baldurs gate for the first time(im an epic Dwarf barbarian who never fails a strength check because im awesome) and he's a lizard woman who vomits acid on ppl. Amazing Character fr

He killed Astarian night one, are we cooked? Is he super important?

[wild mason]

perchance

[earnest salmon]

Fun. And by chance, what about Lar'zeel or whatever her name is. My friend killed her as well cuz he found her annoying

[wild mason]

[waxen remnant]

#📂clans-list message @wild mason why do you support this

[wild mason]

she does/

aint she a silly billy

[wild mason]

I have been very vocal about it being a self serving clan that Jarz stitched the name of a dead clan onto to garner support

[waxen remnant]

vienen fell for the bait btw

we have to save her

[wild mason]

Is he just offering literally everyone a position and inviting every no rank

yeah

it's kinda working

[waxen remnant]

ok atleast we monopolized people of #🌎general

he is taking advantage of the poor no ranks

[waxen remnant]

also yeah

[wild mason]

You know it would be funny .. of you could pay .. 100 million crabcoins ... To disband someone else's clan

blumi

i like the way you think

buuttt

make the price

1 crab coin

[rustic canyon]

Guys is there someone who play gta v online?

Plays*

I just want to ask something

[wild mason]

Go ahead Hurglet.

What do you wanna know?

[rustic canyon]

Is cayo perico worth it even if there is tequilla (I dont want to wait 3 days but also i dont want tequilla)

[hollow bobcat]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/0oZT5nuUTZo?feature=share @wild mason Stop it

Ong

[wild mason]

what can i do bruv

wawwuwwuus

i am not a man in a position of power

wait how did you know i was korean

[brittle gust]

Insane

[quick idol]

you live here: 🌏

[brittle gust]

I wonder how

[wild mason]

could be chinese idk

[brittle gust]

I'm 90% sure that's the korean script

Followed by the Chinese maybe?

[steep merlin]

Isaac Newton himself had a cat called Spithead, which influenced his invention. Spithead went on to have kittens, who all got their very own cat flap.

[wild mason]

dang how did you know

rats

[waxen remnant]

it's so easy to tell if you're Korean dawg

[wild mason]

could this be

classification

SEGREGATION?

[brittle gust]

It is blocky

[frosty drum]

@waxen remnant

[brittle gust]

Fight him

[marsh lance]

Is this true?

[wild mason]

smh

can't believe a seal outranks me

[prime compass]

Oh mah gah

[waxen remnant]

@marsh lance

[marsh lance]

You fucking critter

What happened

[waxen remnant]

check your..m dms with @hardy saffron

[west path]

Hes indian

he is from the same area of asia as china

[wild mason]

[west path]

@marsh lance DIE

YOU ARE SATAN

HELLSPAWN

[waxen remnant]

@vital latch why are your people.... like this?

it's better than being an "alpine"(not real) jarz civilian btw

[west path]

this is YOU for coercing them to join moon organization

You literally live in the capital of evil

(Atlanta)

[waxen remnant]

I asked her to join

[silent smelt]

alpine is like 10x times better than moon org.

😭

[west path]

Him*

[silent smelt]

like genuinely

[waxen remnant]

don't you live in the north pole

poland

[west path]

Since you have an orlen pfp this is true

[waxen remnant]

you're supporting a con artist btw

[silent smelt]

youre a fart

[west path]

orlen is goated though

Its like

fine dining but cheap

[silent smelt]

eyequ is just a fat hog

he wouldnt know

[west path]

True

[silent smelt]

dna scans indicate you are fit to join alpine

[west path]

get me some orlen food that shit too good

[west path]

im cat club

i cant

🐖🐖🐖

[waxen remnant]

this is evil btw

[silent smelt]

so were 10 other people before they left

[silent smelt]

youre so fat that youre the size of the moon tf you on

[waxen remnant]

forced to leave *

[waxen remnant]

-inspire

[steep merlin]

Here's an inspirational quote:

[silent smelt]

youre pulling us all towards your gravity center

[cunning niche]

Why did jarz steal vienens clan

[wild mason]

saying the aristocracy invites just about anybody
yet the lunar cult grew
using the very same methods
pot calling the kettle black```

[silent smelt]

vienen is in it

and supports us

[west path]

ok but cosmic is a real one

[silent smelt]

alpine isnt the name, its the people

[west path]

i cannot abandon cuh

[silent smelt]

once cat club dies?

[waxen remnant]

we invited all people with moons in their name)

[west path]

maybe

[silent smelt]

bitch you think you the shit?

[west path]

but idk when that will happen cat club is too peak

[silent smelt]

you aint even the fart.

grah

[waxen remnant]

is that an ice spice lyric

[wild mason]

ice tea lyrics

[silent smelt]

@waxen remnant well done cretin 😭

@solar terrace he managed to actually join 2 before eyequ removed his role

this is due to the fact he was invited to 2 clans at the same time

[west path]

this PIG

traitor to the cat club republic

[silent smelt]

https://tenor.com/view/trump-quite-smart-cnn-debate-presidential-debate-gif-8544778357667945640

to leave cat club

[waxen remnant]

☠️

[wild mason]

WOBUX THE ASURA