🎲game-room

[alpine raft]

i do

i like lying tho

[hollow garden]

Perhaps

[fallen cipher]

Blumi's next map war might be
THE BEST MAP WAR EVER
or just mid

[hollow wasp]

Yeah but like geographically, maybe we can be enemies

[prime compass]

Perhaps there is more

[prisma flame]

IT WONT BE MID TRUST BLU THE MI

also

ill be in it

[hollow garden]

What's f1

[prisma flame]

it cant be mid if it has bookish the pick right

hahaahhha

[hollow wasp]

Gosh darn you scoundrel!

[prisma flame]

😔

[prime compass]

The racing

Vrrooom

[alpine raft]

vroom vroom

[hollow wasp]

sure………….

[hollow garden]

Ah

[prisma flame]

pink the sheep your name is already prime for my way of naming

[prime compass]

Who is your fav mw player

[prisma flame]

bele the min, klez the nam

[marsh lance]

Singeria map update 🥶 🥶 actions may resume

[hollow garden]

Like a host?

[hollow wasp]

Thank skillerz

[marsh lance]

new players included

[hollow garden]

or a player

[prime compass]

Hm!?

Player

In your mws

[prisma flame]

how advanced am I? do i have boats? if not then make them

i want to start trading with blue nation

ally

[marsh lance]

you have the tech of a developed greek city state

[hollow wasp]

I want to investigate the people to my east

[marsh lance]

they view you as dirt, and would only be willing to do a trade agreement

[prime compass]

@marsh lance send explorers to find ressources
Send them north and west

[marsh lance]

you are WEAK

[hollow wasp]

Which nation is urs?

[prisma flame]

yes only trade... i am going to be a merchant... trade every single thing i have (policy)

[rose cape]

ok

[prisma flame]

trade will be free

free free free

[marsh lance]

✅ you find more forest, but you also stumble upon, iron deposits 🥶

[alpine raft]

@marsh lance did i meet anyone by boat?

[marsh lance]

btw you live with the bugmen near you still

[quick idol]

Hi bad people

[rose cape]

eat them

[hollow wasp]

Hi…… ercan

[frank latch]

Hello Good Person

[prisma flame]

er the can

[frank latch]

Hello Ercan

[marsh lance]

@frank latch a new people arrive at your shores, asking for trade exchanges 🥶

[frank latch]

ooh

Sure

[alpine raft]

aight

lets trade

[hollow wasp]

Builder of…………. Prisons? That’s one hell of an arc

[prisma flame]

is blue a player or npc

[alpine raft]

show me bow on the map

wait

bop

[fallen cipher]

@marsh lance I will begin establishing farms and researching better farming tools. I will also send some scouts to find some valuable materials like copper/coal/iron idk

[frank latch]

We'll be friendly
but we are quite territorial and will not allow any foreign expansion on our claims

[marsh lance]

🐖 your people are currently being harassed by bugman tribes, seeking to take advantage of your more advanced food cultivation methods, how will you respond, the competition in your area is FIERCE

[alpine raft]

yeah no dude im literally city state

[hollow garden]

@marsh lance expand across the river and eastwards and use this river freshlands as agricultural hotbeds the southern area will be for wheat and the eastern one for barley

[alpine raft]

i dont want to expand

[prime compass]

Build mines and mine the iron
Use it to build armour, swords and axes
Also start constructing a big temple in our capital which will serve as a courthouse and a sign of power
How are relations with the barbarians?

[marsh lance]

you need to submit a name better than fakheria first

[frank latch]

is cus someone called me BOP instead of BOW
intentionally or not idk
but prison was the only thing I could think of for P

[hollow garden]

Nek reference

[prime compass]

You no answer

[fallen cipher]

I did it's Mäuseland

[alpine raft]

bop means something not nice

[marsh lance]

OHH YEAH

mbmb

[frank latch]

I honestly never knew that

[fallen cipher]

D*

[hollow wasp]

@marsh lance I want to start training a small army and send scouts to look for iron and stone in the shores south of Etruria

[marsh lance]

let me put fucker in rq

[alpine raft]

@marsh lance show me bop on the map

[prime compass]

Mouse Land! @fallen cipher

[hollow wasp]

Pterodactyls?

[marsh lance]

he means bow

[frank latch]

how would I build those...

[hollow garden]

Bop

[prime compass]

Kleznam

[frank latch]

it's still alien

[fallen cipher]

https://tenor.com/view/rats-queen-rat-queen-princess-rat-gif-4882771

[prisma flame]

who the heck is this

[prime compass]

Aw

[hollow wasp]

It’s easy fr

[alpine raft]

yes

[fallen cipher]

I'm the king of mice

[prime compass]

Me

[fallen cipher]

That's me

[prisma flame]

sht up

[prime compass]

Shut it

[prisma flame]

you too fucker

[hollow wasp]

@wild mason

[prime compass]

Very rude

[marsh lance]

nek this is you and bow

[prisma flame]

is this an npc

[alpine raft]

can i find anyone in the west with boats?

[marsh lance]

yes

[hollow wasp]

@marsh lance

[cerulean siren]

Government Structure of the Empire

• The Imperator - head of State
• The Great Chancellor - The Head of the 6th Union, Chairmen to the Council of Kings and 2nd In State
• The Council of Kings - The advisors to the Imperator, last Legislative body to pass a law. Lead by the Chancellor
• ** The Star Senate ** - The 109 seat senate to represent every Solar System within the Galaxy
• ** The House of Planets** - The 645 Seat house to represent every Planet
• The Supreme Court - manage by the house of wise ones. 9 justices that serve for life

[marsh lance]

the journey is too far, and it would be across open ocean

[prisma flame]

ok i want to make a policy that lets people trade with no limitations and they can trade basically anything including people

[prime compass]

Whats this

[cerulean siren]

@marsh lance im playing as like the bad guys but i think i forgot

[hollow garden]

Hm nice

[marsh lance]

the bug men yes

you are NOMADIC

[prisma flame]

wait am i a hu man

[hollow garden]

Who are you twovo

[prime compass]

How are relations with barbarian

[alpine raft]

what about just continuing to follow the coast to the west?

[cerulean siren]

Whags poppin with them

[hollow garden]

What

[noble cedar]

I should nuke the rhineland

[hollow wasp]

@marsh lance

[west path]

ok is now a good time to get anomaly research

[cerulean siren]

Daxos MW internal

[prime compass]

Chama or no chama

[prime compass]

Oh ok

[prime compass]

Blank..for me

[prisma flame]

@marsh lance is there like fog of war where other nations are undiscovered

[hollow garden]

Unreal you had the same idea for the senate as me

[marsh lance]

evil

its for nooxd anyway

so he knows of his specie

[prime compass]

Oh

[hollow garden]

I want to be a male Tek chikal

He looks happy

[marsh lance]

to you yeah, you have yet to find anyone aside from the npc

[fallen cipher]

Meh

[marsh lance]

he is abused in his household he burnt the meatloaf

[cerulean siren]

Teh' Xehi'uka

[hollow wasp]

@marsh lance I want to start training a professional army and send scouts to the mountainous area south of me to look for iron and stone

[hollow garden]

@marsh lance expand across the river and eastwards and use this river freshlands as agricultural hotbeds the southern area will be for wheat and the eastern one for barley

[marsh lance]

✅

[prime compass]

Even a slave is better treated in my nation

[hollow wasp]

Ty

[alpine raft]

@marsh lance can i follow the coast to my west and just find more people ?

[hollow garden]

Real

[cerulean siren]

Follow the food then ig

[west path]

Fina fucking ly

i have anomaly research

🙏

[alpine raft]

or is that too far

[fallen cipher]

Official flag of Mäuseland

[frank latch]

this is

[marsh lance]

you have no mountains?

[hollow garden]

Qevie why do you have the anomaly dlc

[hollow wasp]

Where are u?

[frank latch]

absolute garbage

[hollow garden]

From what I heard it's a steal

[west path]

its good

[hollow garden]

In a negative way

[fallen cipher]

I can make better

[west path]

its really not ngl

[prisma flame]

hmm ok doesnt matter just trade w/ them and w/ anyone else we discover... also begin slight expansions (pink line) if i have people and resources for that

[marsh lance]

ok wait pause actions rq im getting incompetent

[fallen cipher]

I MADE THIS IN 5 MINUTES

[west path]

the features are based

[hollow garden]

This is beautiful

[frank latch]

ah

[alpine raft]

close to bow

[hollow wasp]

There’s an area south of my little peninsula that is mountainous, we’ll have to go by boat though

[cerulean siren]

Star senate is too good of a name to pass up

[marsh lance]

you can claim that, no direct expansions, gets settled overtime

[hollow wasp]

Where’s that?

[west path]

why do you have flags in the like neolithic 🐖 🕊️

[alpine raft]

im a gold nation on a peninsula

[marsh lance]

this is a treacherous trip

[prime compass]

Update on me Action sir..
#🎲game-room message

[frank latch]

It took me like 30 minutes to make this

but it might be because the unlicensed powerpoint is incredibly uncooperative

[prisma flame]

ok claim land as far as i can up to the river

[hollow garden]

Ur mean bow

[hollow wasp]

Risk it, we need that iron

[hollow garden]

I won't ever stand for this

[frank latch]

no
this flag doesn't have much on it

[west path]

@frank latch would you eat this with acnaq

[frank latch]

and it still took me 30 minutes

[marsh lance]

✅ the barbarians so far view you as a superior power individually, but they are keen on expansion

[fallen cipher]

Omg nerd

[hollow garden]

The amuk river is natural Natel land

[prisma flame]

kleznam too bad i dont know you

[hollow wasp]

Where are u on the map?

[frank latch]

counter argument:
Can I eat Acnaq?

[west path]

no

[hollow wasp]

No of course not (yes)

[fallen cipher]

@marsh lance start improving my tools and begin mining for ores and sending more scouts to discover new land

[hollow wasp]

@prisma flame look what uve done now

[prime compass]

ezzz
Ok yeah build the big temple and spread word of it across the region as a testament of our dominance
And expand northwards

[alpine raft]

@hollow wasp

[fallen cipher]

Counter argument:
When are we playing acnaq ball

[prisma flame]

kleznam when my nation discovers yours we can negotiate

[hollow wasp]

I’m that little orange nation to ur west

[marsh lance]

hold on i havent got you in yet

[alpine raft]

if you can meet me

id like to trade

[hollow wasp]

Do u have iron and stuff?

[alpine raft]

ion know

im still meeting people

[fallen cipher]

Skul imogi

[hollow wasp]

@marsh lance does he have iron?

[fallen cipher]

Skull emoji

[marsh lance]

yeah, he's got nearby deposits

[alpine raft]

search and mine for those

[alpine raft]

il sell you iron

[hollow wasp]

Is it risky to try make contact with him?

[alpine raft]

but it gon be expensive

[west path]

we have research at last

[hollow garden]

Did pat catch up with actions

[hollow wasp]

I have gold and a coinage system but I also have pottery, pigs and oxen for trading. Wheat too

[alpine raft]

i want gold

[prisma flame]

rahhuhguehguegheugheugheugh these blue people are zealots

but i will ally with them for trad ebecause m a merchatn

[hollow wasp]

How much gold for how much iron?

[alpine raft]

@hollow wasp il sell you iron for its weight in gold

[prime compass]

@hollow garden 1-10 how peak is space mw...

[hollow wasp]

That’s awfully pricey

[alpine raft]

well i need the gold you need the iron

[hollow garden]

Twovo's?

[alpine raft]

technically you need the iron more than i need the gold

[prime compass]

YOURS

[hollow wasp]

Then you should set fairer prices

[west path]

using totemic floors to stack wealth for better raids (which i can salvage more out of

[hollow garden]

It's my mw I don't think I'm the best person to rate it

[alpine raft]

maybe

[hollow wasp]

I also have possibilities of getting iron elsewhere

[hollow garden]

But I like it 9/10

[prime compass]

Its...amazing

[prisma flame]

yea i hope this backfires and your colony dies a painful death specifically curro i hope he gets kidnapped

[prime compass]

Peak

Sigma

[alpine raft]

fine il lower the price

[hollow wasp]

To?

[alpine raft]

let me think

[marsh lance]

@fallen cipher what was your name again?

[west path]

i have 2 dogs and 1 bear trained on attack

[prime compass]

Which Event interested you the most

[west path]

think..

[hollow garden]

These totems finna get your ass later

[prime compass]

Mäuseland

[fallen cipher]

This

[marsh lance]

Thank you

[prime compass]

Np

[prisma flame]

i HOPE you get a large raid and die

qevie

[hollow garden]

I think the war between you and Ercan

[prisma flame]

i HATE when rimworld colonies live

[west path]

the melee corridor:

[prime compass]

And the antiproton!

[hollow garden]

This is a scam

[prisma flame]

i HOPE i HOPE you get DESTROYED by mechs annd raids and and annd nadnadn worst problems al at once

[hollow wasp]

Yessir it is I’m trying to negotiate tho

[alpine raft]

2 to 1 ratio

half the price

[hollow wasp]

No sorry

[prime compass]

Am I evil corpo

[alpine raft]

propose a price

[west path]

i have 29k wealth bro

[hollow wasp]

You can be if you try hard enough

[prime compass]

Arasaka

[marsh lance]

@fallen cipher this yo baby pictures?

[fallen cipher]

Can you make me A03B33FF

[frank latch]

Baby Fakher leaked

[marsh lance]

❌

https://tenor.com/view/geeked-locked-in-angry-bubu-red-bird-red-gif-13807202352659823415

[frank latch]

why not?

[prisma flame]

when is fucker being invaded

[alpine raft]

@hollow wasp if you think my prices are bad propose one

[marsh lance]

ion know how to put colors in

[prime compass]

Hows the Temple...building

[marsh lance]

8 millisecond

[fallen cipher]

When he makes the Mäuseland airlines

[frank latch]

there's a specific color selector

[marsh lance]

its a quarter of the way done but shits still paused cause i gotta answer

did i miss anybody?

[prime compass]

Ok thanks patterson

[hollow garden]

I think you didn't do me

or you did?

[marsh lance]

show

[hollow wasp]

10 times the weight of gold in iron

[alpine raft]

8 times and we got a deal

[frank latch]

this is on the Small Vector
workspace template

[hollow garden]

This

[hollow wasp]

@marsh lance how did the scouting mission go? Did they find the iron deposits?

[prisma flame]

also this is the eventual plan yes.. sinc uncontested i WILL CLAIM IT

who gonna stop me

[hollow wasp]

Let me see if I found some myself

[marsh lance]

@fallen cipher pretty ah nation

[marsh lance]

you are evil

[fallen cipher]

W

[hollow garden]

(I will contest these claims)

[hollow wasp]

I hope u win

[prisma flame]

i dont even know you exist rn kleznam

good luck

[prime compass]

I condemn this

[west path]

the NYC sewer dumping season 😍

[marsh lance]

this will work well

[hollow wasp]

@marsh lance how did my last actions go?

[hollow garden]

Yes!

[prisma flame]

ok also can i choose how the people settle into claims.. like i want them to mostly settle at the river not the land in between

[marsh lance]

no, but you do find..... native peoples there, they are unoorganized and without a nation, but the "Rorthmarien" people still reside there

[prisma flame]

the river and coast

[hollow wasp]

Who are the rorthmarien people?

[alpine raft]

so we got a deal?

@marsh lance how did my following the coast go?

did i meet anyone

[hollow wasp]

9x and u have a deal

[alpine raft]

to the west

[marsh lance]

i wont go too far in to the exact settling process, just claim a strip of land and your people will get comfortable in it gradually over time, but you will eventually have to develop it

[alpine raft]

8.5

[marsh lance]

Naur

[marsh lance]

just a simple native group

[alpine raft]

if i upgrade my boats could i ?

[hollow wasp]

9x gold is more valuable

[prisma flame]

ok claim a large chunk now so i HAVE it and people dont take it and ill settle and develop over time

[prime compass]

Actions ok?

[marsh lance]

upgrade them how, you have triremes

[prime compass]

Can we do actions

[alpine raft]

fine

[prime compass]

Or still paused

[hollow wasp]

Would they be willing to join me?

[marsh lance]

i feel paranoid am i missing someone

[alpine raft]

like ion know, make them bigger for longer range or sum

[fallen cipher]

@frank latch opinions?

[marsh lance]

no unfortunately

[prime compass]

Eh dont matter

[alpine raft]

develop sails

[hollow wasp]

Nice, pleasure doing business. @marsh lance I have access to iron

[hollow garden]

@marsh lance we will worship two gods a couple, Azor the god of agriculture and Enessa the goddess of fertility our pantheon will promote having children and 6 onwards will be see as holy by the gods, additionally we will have a clergy of farmer priests who go around the nation and advise people on how to farm most efficiently and this clergy will be appointed by our leader the Shah

[alpine raft]

hold up

[marsh lance]

🤑

[hollow wasp]

Are they friendly at least?

[alpine raft]

you gotta meet me first

[prisma flame]

does KAZER have any RESOURCES

i want RESOURCES to TRADE

[hollow garden]

Of course he included a six sided star

[hollow wasp]

I sent a boat to do that

[alpine raft]

@queen raptor did this succeed?

[hollow wasp]

💰

[marsh lance]

yeah, but they're mainly pacifist and nature lovers, they are ungovernable by the likes of man

[marsh lance]

you have: fish and heavy fur pelts

[fresh jewel]

~bt

[prisma flame]

SELL TRADE EVERYTHING

[hollow wasp]

Would they at least be willing to trade a little if they have anything worth trading?

[marsh lance]

you live in the COLDER regions...

[hardy saffron]

@fresh jewel: @marsh lance We worship two gods: Azor, god of agriculture, and Anis, god of fertility - the leaders of our kingdom are chosen shepherds who walk the earth and guide the people on the best methods of farming.

[west path]

yuhh

i got stonecutting

[hollow garden]

The Roth's seem like kind people

[prisma flame]

can i make a culture of hunters to get more stuff to sell

[hollow wasp]

They do, I’m probably not gonna colonise them because they just seem chill like that

[hollow garden]

Bro is Siberia

@prisma flame you Siberian savage!

[prisma flame]

shut up

i will

END

YOU

AND

ok

not doing warmongerer run

[marsh lance]

Singeria map update ( dont unpause i have to piss but unpause as soon as i get back )

[prime compass]

@marsh lance expand to the north and West
Establish settlements, military camps and farms there

[prisma flame]

im being a trader

[hollow wasp]

Lav sent bookish to a gulag confirmed

[prime compass]

Zamn..

[alpine raft]

@frank latch hey, have you met anyone other than me? i could use some more trade partners

[frank latch]

GOTTENHAFENPE

[prisma flame]

actually

[prime compass]

Silly klez

[prisma flame]

i dont want the river

i want the coast

im gonna claim

the entire coast

of singeria

in my region

[prime compass]

Im gonna

[fallen cipher]

@marsh lance try mining for ores like iron copper. . . And try building fishing boats to start fishing 🎣

[prime compass]

Ok ozur

[hollow garden]

you need a river critter

[prime compass]

Chama!

[prime compass]

Chama

[hollow garden]

but I have no need for a coast

I will only get riverlands

[prime compass]

https://tenor.com/view/pereira-alex-pereira-poatan-gif-12306391207186034227

@hollow garden
Chama ou nao chama?

[frank latch]

uhh
no
but We'll trade if you'd like
We have to offer a large variety of furs, wools, textiles, wheat, oats other grains, Fish, leather and pottery.

[hollow garden]

Nao chama

[marsh lance]

i back

[prisma flame]

this will be the goal for kazer

omg

omg

[prime compass]

I would sleep with one eye open if I were you

[marsh lance]

i will have them destroy you

[prime compass]

@marsh lance map of my nation rq

[hollow garden]

Yes

[prisma flame]

ok but dont try claiming the river anymore i want the coast

[hollow garden]

Why is pata ignoring me 😔

[prisma flame]

thats the eventual goal but

IGNORE it for now

[hollow garden]

Is this the curse

[west path]

marriage ceremony

[prisma flame]

why is curro beat up

[hollow wasp]

Where are u?

[west path]

social fight

🐖

[frank latch]

in the west

east

[prisma flame]

are my people humans

[frank latch]

I meant east

STUPID

[hollow garden]

I have a bad feeling about Vebustno

[prime compass]

@hollow garden
Chama..

[frank latch]

STUPID

STUPID

STUPID

[hollow wasp]

Where though?

[alpine raft]

@hollow wasp do you need any of these things?

[fallen cipher]

@marsh lance start making weapons like swords and axes and establish a small army

[frank latch]

The peninsula

[hollow wasp]

Wools and furs would be nice

[alpine raft]

aight

[hollow wasp]

I’m kinda lacking in the animals department

[hollow wasp]

I’m also on a peninsula in the west, we should be pretty close

[alpine raft]

@marsh lance begin buying wools and furs from bow and sell them to pinksheep for slightly higher price

[frank latch]

unless you're in my claim

[alpine raft]

nothing significant

[frank latch]

then we'll be getting rid of you

[hollow wasp]

Huh, I can give you clay pots to stop you killing me

[west path]

getting a megasloth (lebust has inspired taming)

[hollow wasp]

What’s ur claim?

[prisma flame]

fuck

i wanted it to kill lebust

inspired taming is

so

CHEAP

[hollow wasp]

Yeah I’m cool with that just as long as it isn’t exorbitant

[west path]

im naming it Bookishpick

btw

[marsh lance]

✅

[prisma flame]

OMG NO WAY

[frank latch]

this

[alpine raft]

nothing too big

[alpine raft]

can you try to meet that purple guy?

[hollow wasp]

We’re cool then I’m to ur north west

[alpine raft]

and see what he has to offer

[frank latch]

yea

[marsh lance]

✅ the critter army is up 🥶 200 extra soldiers on top of your current 500

[hollow wasp]

Yeah that’s fine

[marsh lance]

yes

[marsh lance]

IM NOT I SWAER
+

w[qwdq

q

i am

ill equipped

[prisma flame]

ok i want to hunt and hunt and hunt and sell the parts like fur and horns and stuff

[marsh lance]

wouldnt your ice troll ass like to eat the fur too... brother has NO good agriculture... you harvest BERRIES and grow small edible weeds for food

[hollow wasp]

@marsh lance use the metallurgy skills we practiced with gold start making good quality weapons (swords and arrow heads) for my army, spares can be traded to my trading partner out east who’s name I can’t remember

[prisma flame]

we eat the meat sell the other parts

[alpine raft]

@marsh lance use the profits from the trade to invest in research of better ways to travel at sea, mainly longer and bigger loads.

[marsh lance]

[prime compass]

@marsh lance expand to the north
Establish settlements, farms and military camps

Religion!
God: Ozur
We believe that Ozur is all powerful and is the most forgiving of all
Build temples in his honor and pray to him each day
Also a saying will be made which will give you great success in what you are doing...its called "Chama"

So uh

Gos

Gods

[marsh lance]

i think bro wants chama

[prime compass]

Oh god

[alpine raft]

also begin making maps and sending out boat expeditions to try to find other people, maintaning near the coast as to not get lost

[marsh lance]

but uh

yes

[prime compass]

Chama!

Ök do it

[hollow wasp]

@marsh lance

[marsh lance]

you get better navigation as a whole because of this, even maps getting made of your core territory

[alpine raft]

no meeting other mfs?

[hollow wasp]

@hollow garden I’m cosy now 🥰

[marsh lance]

leclerc or smth

but yes

[prime compass]

Leclerc..

[marsh lance]

this will succeed 🤑

[west path]

i killed them all in the name of queen victoria

[hollow wasp]

Something like that

[hollow wasp]

Epic 😁

[alpine raft]

I would buy some swords and armour

[marsh lance]

only laddie and bow

[alpine raft]

ok

[prime compass]

And uhm Expansion pata dont forget

[alpine raft]

use the expeditions to find resources

even outside of my territory

[hollow wasp]

I can make armour too. Decoration will cost a little extra though

[alpine raft]

plan being

• find Resources
  -Send people to harvest said resources
• abandon place where there are no more resources

[alpine raft]

some armour

[marsh lance]

population and food stores boom 🤑 you will gain 800 babies over the next 5 years, as the population is keen on following their folk gods way

[alpine raft]

not in a big ammount

[prisma flame]

@marsh lance do i have horses or wild ones

[marsh lance]

you have...... yaks

[alpine raft]

@marsh lance would this work

[prisma flame]

can i ride them

[marsh lance]

i mean yeah but its a cow, he gonna be slowt 😢

[prime compass]

Oh do I have any horses

[prisma flame]

ok kill them all

sell their fur

eat the meat

[marsh lance]

naup

[prime compass]

BAHAHAGHA

[prisma flame]

sell their horns

[prime compass]

FINE

Rigged...

[west path]

@marsh lance how 2 join

i have silly idea 😈

[marsh lance]

i must send a meteor to kill this shaitan

[marsh lance]

go to uhhh singeria section in gamerooms secion, and look at th einstructions

[alpine raft]

@marsh lance please tell me if this is aight btw

[prisma flame]

this is all step 1 of my plan 😔

anyway

[prime compass]

Bro is not dutch van der Linde

[hollow wasp]

@marsh lance I want to implement an official coinage system. The basics of it are

1 golden flower = one ox
12 iron quadrons = 1 golden flower

Iron coins will be 100% iron and circular
Golden coins will be 20% gold 80% iron and flower shaped to prevent tampering

[prisma flame]

I HAVE A PLAN BELEMIN

TRUST

[marsh lance]

truly the enemy of the land, this will bring in ludicrous amounts of iron and luxurious marbled wood

[fallen cipher]

@marsh lance these btw!

[prime compass]

WHAT PLAN BOOKISH

WHAT PLAN

[hollow wasp]

How many?

[prisma flame]

can i begin mapping this area and seeing if theres any people there

to the river

and the top coast

[alpine raft]

say about 50 armour, 50 swords

[cunning niche]

Singeria

[marsh lance]

yeah you start killing the yaks.. which is DETRIMENTAL TO YOUR AGRICULTURE... the ranchers and hunters are noticing a significant decrease in yak population

[prisma flame]

fine keep some alive

but still hunt a lot

[cunning niche]

Cant play rn💔💔💔

[hollow wasp]

@marsh lance I’m just leaving it to the invisible hand of the market to stabilise other prices

[alpine raft]

keep some iron and all of the luxurious wood

[marsh lance]

gang this is like, the size of france your tryna explore rn

[prisma flame]

ok let me limit it

[hollow wasp]

Decorated?

[alpine raft]

no

[marsh lance]

etrue..

[alpine raft]

unless decoration improves performance

[prisma flame]

explore there

[prime compass]

@marsh lance heyyyy....start building schools and teaching kids about navigation...farming and warfare
And also create maps and start mapping my area and the barbarians

[prime compass]

Pakistan

[marsh lance]

this works well, your people appreciate and use the new currency 🥶 some say the design of the coins are beautiful

[hollow wasp]

30 golden flowers + tax of 6 iron quadrons

[marsh lance]

ok let me get fuckers actions

[hollow wasp]

Epic thx

[alpine raft]

@marsh lance is that shit a lot to me?

[hollow wasp]

It’s expensive but it’s good stuff

Worth about 30 oxen

[alpine raft]

ok

[alpine raft]

ok

[hollow wasp]

Since ur a good trading partner I’ll discount it to 25 flowers, tax is the same

[marsh lance]

btw everyone, dont send another action unless i answered the last one, if i didnt let me know

[marsh lance]

well, if were going by the gold standard

[alpine raft]

btw would you be interested in buying marble wood?

its luxurious

[hollow wasp]

Wdym marble wood?

[alpine raft]

its wood

[prisma flame]

actually just the coast with ships and stuff

[alpine raft]

very luxurious

[marsh lance]

wood with a marbled texture

[hollow wasp]

Ohh

[hollow wasp]

Cool

[prisma flame]

i wanna mape the coast

MAP

[prime compass]

Ok

..

[hollow wasp]

How expensive?

[marsh lance]

dw you have simple maps of your own territory

[fallen cipher]

@marsh lance ask the nation near me to merge with my nation and threaten them with a war if they don't do it

[alpine raft]

@marsh lance how much do you think the wood should worth

but id think its a pretty pennie

[marsh lance]

dont "..." me link the message

[prisma flame]

and search forr other peoples in the way of my CLAIMS

[prime compass]

#🎲game-room message

[hollow wasp]

That’s alright so long as it’s good

[marsh lance]

like probably around 10 golden flowers per entire tree ngl

[alpine raft]

entire tree?

isnt that like

cheap asf

[marsh lance]

you find... (let me log in qevie rq)

[hollow wasp]

Wait, it is actually like, good. Right? Not just good looking?

[alpine raft]

yes

[hollow wasp]

10 oxen worth

[marsh lance]

forgive me i dont know how currency works

[hollow wasp]

Cool cool

[west path]

SATANIST

we will bring you down with the might of Allah

[marsh lance]

it works by the gold standard though, so golden coins would be hella expensive...

[prisma flame]

I WILL KILL QEVIE

[alpine raft]

i mean 10 oxen for 1 tree, that is luxurious seems low

[hollow wasp]

One flower = one ox
12 quadrons = one flower

[west path]

ill outrun your genocide 🤣

[alpine raft]

his gold flowers are 20 percent gold

[west path]

You silly goose... im nomadic......

[marsh lance]

right

[hollow wasp]

Epic

[west path]

Sent by the polish overseers to punish sinners like you

[marsh lance]

and how much is a quadrant worth

[alpine raft]

Btw gtg dinner

[hollow wasp]

Basically about 2 loaves of bread

[hollow wasp]

K cya

[alpine raft]

But do work on the price

[prisma flame]

@marsh lance new policy: any peoples found in the way of Kazer's glorious claims shall be conquered and enslaved

[near breach]

https://tenor.com/view/what-is-the-next-step-for-immigration-immigration-alien-locked-in-alien-locked-in-gif-7143551599349454414

[hollow wasp]

Just for reference 50 swords and 50 pieces of armour would be 30 flowers (+tax) (you get it for 25 flowers)

[fallen cipher]

Can we add like a red circle emoji if the action is a war action and a green circle emoji if the action is just a normal action so the host can actually focus on war actions because they are more important

[hollow wasp]

So one tree = 50 swords and armour pieces

[marsh lance]

oh yeah this uh, doesnt work well.. because..

let me get it rq

[alpine raft]

That seems fairer

[marsh lance]

ah okay

[hollow wasp]

That’s actually……….. smart

[marsh lance]

so a single tree should be worth like, 30 quadrants... very strong and beautiful material...

[alpine raft]

@hollow wasp sure i agree on that price

Hold up

[prime compass]

If only I got a reply

[hollow wasp]

I’m just giving you a reference, not like, directly swapping

[hollow wasp]

Per tree?

[alpine raft]

A tree is equal to like 120 loaves seems low

[fallen cipher]

@marsh lance opinions?

[hollow wasp]

I’ll give u 10 flowers per tree?

Since ur a trading partner

[marsh lance]

uh true

ig

[alpine raft]

Whats that in quadrants

[fallen cipher]

Or we can just add red circles on more important Actions

[hollow wasp]

120

[fallen cipher]

And green circles on less important ones

[marsh lance]

okay pause actions

[alpine raft]

Sure

I agree

Dinner gtg

[hollow wasp]

That kinda makes more sense

[marsh lance]

i need to catch up

[hollow wasp]

Pleasure doing business

[fallen cipher]

#🎲game-room message

[prime compass]

#🎲game-room message hi

[fallen cipher]

Make sure to read this

[marsh lance]

yeah uh, they laugh at your envoy before sending them home.. without legs, your diplomats crawl back to you

they will annihilate you dawg dont do it

not worth

[hollow wasp]

Basically me and nekrop are trading the trees for 10 flowers each and I’m selling him swords and armour

[marsh lance]

✅

[hollow wasp]

Lol

[prisma flame]

@marsh lance make an army of critters

[fallen cipher]

I will get my revenge

[hollow wasp]

👍

[prisma flame]

to defend claims

[hollow wasp]

We’re already here

[marsh lance]

i will send an apocalypse your way if you dont stop trying to claim such a large area

[prisma flame]

no better critters

[marsh lance]

your at your claims limit today buster

[prisma flame]

ok but defend CURRENT claims

[sullen pawn]

@marsh lance throw the taxidermied heads of jehovas witnesses over the castle walls

[prisma flame]

army to defend them

[marsh lance]

@hollow garden did i miss anything from you? im so sorry

[hollow wasp]

You’re insulting…. Everyone here…..

[marsh lance]

true...

[hollow wasp]

Real

[hollow garden]

No it's okay

[marsh lance]

but who are the critters

[hollow garden]

Also no

[prisma flame]

kazerians

[west path]

Nyxxia revives from the grave to nuke you once more for this heinous act

[hollow wasp]

Map

[prime compass]

W

[west path]

im the fake co-host btw

[hollow wasp]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1315348371413667890/1315422945182617600/image.png?ex=677a4a55&is=6778f8d5&hm=fe6dc01c715792f4f86aef9f57ee9265e801f02ba2a61630dd7740fde0f11aab&

[prisma flame]

outdated bub

[sullen pawn]

They could’ve lived if they accepted the blood transfusion

[alpine raft]

How is my money?

[marsh lance]

your people are confused at why you want to ramp up military so fast. unable to see the looming barbarians, but they do appreciate the schools about cultivating the wild grasses

[alpine raft]

Am i rich

[hollow wasp]

I wasn’t bothered scrolling up

[prime compass]

And uh hows the Religion

[west path]

true but nyxxia needs excuses to nuke you for

🤑

[prime compass]

Are people praying

[sullen pawn]

They nuked you too

lol

[prime compass]

Are people saying chama when they go hunt

[marsh lance]

its fine, pretty undeveloped rn but yeah, people pray

[west path]

no

i wasnt

[marsh lance]

yes

[west path]

that was crossfire

🐖

[hollow wasp]

I mean, we’re still trading away. I was wondering if I can buy some seeds or something to grow those trees myself? I’ll pay pretty well

[prime compass]

And the big big temple? Is that finish

[prisma flame]

@marsh lance any peoples who contest Kazer's ALREADY claimed lands will be considered enemies of Kazer and will be conquered and enslaved ok policy

[prime compass]

Or 50%

[sullen pawn]

Why do you put a selfie in every message

[prime compass]

Js wait a bit

[marsh lance]

PAUSE MF

[prime compass]

Smh smh

[west path]

this feels like projecting

[marsh lance]

im waiting to get something for you damn!

[prisma flame]

ok soz

[west path]

you say this out of nowhere even though i aint say nothing

[sullen pawn]

no

[west path]

thats mad projecting

[alpine raft]

No

[prisma flame]

ok

[sullen pawn]

I’m just kidding around I don’t wanna argue with you right now

[prisma flame]

how do i NOT be evil in map wars

i end up reeverting

what do normal people do anyways

[sullen pawn]

@west path do you wanna schedule and argument soon?

[prisma flame]

do you guys just like

make a nation that isn't full of zealots

[west path]

buddy is this you

this is your face reveal

stop projecting images

[marsh lance]

@prisma flame whilst on an expedition... you find another group of people. the Luqon nomads 🤯 they have been living off the herds of migrating yaks and are FURIOUS with you after your mass hunting of yaks

[west path]

idk

i already called you a video projector

[marsh lance]

this will be claimed

[prisma flame]

make an army... and keep hunting the yaks

[hollow wasp]

@marsh lance can I claim that land and settle the black dot?

[prisma flame]

specifically near their area

[west path]

im ending it all

[hollow wasp]

Thx 🙏

[sullen pawn]

I’m not locked in rn I’m getting rizzy in Ohio

[hollow wasp]

Why not?

[prime compass]

Pat can I get map of my nation

[alpine raft]

Why would i do that

[marsh lance]

@west path astaghfurillah what will you do about this

[alpine raft]

Unless yoh pay exorbitantly

[west path]

dee ems i already had policies about this

[prime compass]

baki crying gif

[waxen remnant]

this is actually true but it's a SpongeBob meme so please delete this

[hollow wasp]

Because I’m giving you good prices on all goods and ur kinda trying to fleece me

[prisma flame]

wait btw are the black dots armies or cities

[waxen remnant]

belemin

[marsh lance]

cities

[prisma flame]

ok

btw

[prime compass]

Yes

[prisma flame]

hunt yaks migrating their direction

[hollow wasp]

Cities I thought

[prisma flame]

keep a good portion as livestock too

[marsh lance]

holy shit this is gonna go nuclear

[alpine raft]

No, its simply that if i give you seeds there goes an income source dude

[marsh lance]

we are still on pause btw

[alpine raft]

Its like you are asking me

[marsh lance]

did i miss anything from anyone?

[west path]

yep its over

[alpine raft]

To give you a infinite wood glitch

[hollow wasp]

Yeah but I’ll also pay rlly well

[alpine raft]

And im saying that i think its benefitial to me, to not do that

[hollow wasp]

I have no native trees I import them

[alpine raft]

Exactly

If i give you seeds you will stop importing

[frank latch]

@marsh lance are you still hosting?

[hollow wasp]

Yeah but it’s beneficial for me to plant them

[hollow wasp]

Well still be trading

[alpine raft]

But its not benefitial for me to give them to you

[prime compass]

No

[hollow wasp]

@marsh lance are marble wood trees found anywhere other than nekrops lands?

[hollow wasp]

I still want them, is there any price that would sway you?

[west path]

yeah pata still hosta

they're paused to read actions

[hollow wasp]

Where’s ur nation?

[frank latch]

😔

The Bowistan world building is not real

[marsh lance]

qevie and bookish are going nuclear right now holy hell

[hollow wasp]

Bowistan is far sillier than singeria Fr

[marsh lance]

only in nekcrops land, they are in the south, nestled in the mountains

[prisma flame]

these luqon natives

are SAVAGES

[hollow garden]

Wait are you going to do the lore thing after pat finishes

[prisma flame]

EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM

has to DIE

[hollow wasp]

So they aren’t anywhere except his lands?

[hollow garden]

@marsh lance so I will introduce crop rotation with grains legumes and terdins over the year to be able to get multiple harvests and keep the fertility of the soil

[frank latch]

yea

[frank latch]

?

[alpine raft]

Unlikely

[hollow garden]

Additionally expand onwards more in the river

[hollow garden]

But I wanted to host 😔

[west path]

You deserve this pal

[frank latch]

😔

okay

[west path]

leave our land and we stop the killings

🤫

[frank latch]

you can host

[hollow wasp]

You silly goose, farming is for farmers and I don’t know how

[west path]

We're bound to migrate soon enough.......... you just have to wait for that

[frank latch]

the event was schedueled for tomorrow as well anyway

[hollow wasp]

Singeria glazing shhhh

[hollow garden]

I'm the farmers

[hollow wasp]

That is unfortunate

[hollow wasp]

I must know ur ways….

[hollow wasp]

Where are ur lands atm?

Ik ur nomadic, just like, where do u do ur thing?

[alpine raft]

Unless you find something else i really really want

[hollow wasp]

I do artisan pottery and gold work

Also I have pigs

So like, bacon

[earnest salmon]

Huh

[alpine raft]

None of those is what i really really want

Im a city state

[hollow wasp]

What do u want?

[alpine raft]

Im built off luxuries

Find me a luxury i really have to have, and maybe we will find a deal

[marsh lance]

ok hold on just a little bit more

[west path]

🤫

[hollow wasp]

artisan pottery and goldwork are luxuries

[sullen pawn]

never

[alpine raft]

Not enough for me

[hollow wasp]

The high quality swords and armour I’m selling to u at a discounted rate?

[hollow wasp]

What do u want then?

[alpine raft]

Idk what i want yet

But when i do

I will contact you

[hollow wasp]

I have oak wood, it’s useful too

[alpine raft]

Again not a luxury

[hollow wasp]

Pottery is essential for naval travel though, how else will you hold water?

[marsh lance]

okay unpause

sorry qevie and bookish distracted me

[alpine raft]

Not really seed worthy

[marsh lance]

true....

[prime compass]

@marsh lance claim these territories as mine and scout out ressources there
Build settlements, farms, military camps, roads and temples in the New regions

[hollow wasp]

I want to make contact with the native people in my area to see if any of them want to join my empire, their knowledge of the land will be useful so even if they won’t join me try to learn from them

[prime compass]

Had to Screenshot it so it wouldnt be low qualitè

[hollow wasp]

It’s pretty hard to trade with people without it

[rose cape]

~bt

[marsh lance]

you already claimed this place btw

[hardy saffron]

@rose cape: 🐖 Now his people hunted many insects to eat modern food.

[rose cape]

eat the bug men

[marsh lance]

take this seriously or i will nuke your foul people with a plague

[rose cape]

i am

[prime compass]

Uhh can I still build the things there

[rose cape]

we will kill the bug men

[prime compass]

If so, do it

[rose cape]

and eat them

[marsh lance]

the flesh is tough and hardly edible, and pungent with a rotten odor some citizens proclaiming they would rather eat wood

[west path]

bookish is shaitan

the blood of yaks is on his hands

[hollow wasp]

How did my expedition go?

[alpine raft]

@marsh lance what is impairing me from travelling further and meeting new people?

[hollow wasp]

Real

[hollow wasp]

U need my pottery frfr

[alpine raft]

calm down

if i do

i will buy it

not for seeds tho

[marsh lance]

mainly the food, you have not been adequately equipping your ships with ample food supplies 🥶 that last long enough

[hollow wasp]

Must have… slightly better wood

[hollow wasp]

Pwetty pls?

[west path]

We, as nomadic peoples whom respect those which wish to thrive in this world, CANNOT tolerate the fact that they would choose to spit on OUR beliefs despite being in the SAME situations

they are sinners for this

[alpine raft]

interesting

[west path]

their apostasy shall be cleansed

and they will face justice

[hollow wasp]

Kill bookish Fr

[west path]

@marsh lance Can i invent the brazen bull except its fully wooden and a yak

[prime compass]

@marsh lance what problems do my citizens face

[hollow wasp]

Based

[hollow wasp]

@marsh lance

[alpine raft]

do i have access to salt? im near the coast

[marsh lance]

yeah, you can evaporate sea salt in small pools

[alpine raft]

ok

harvest salt and use it on food to last longer

[prime compass]

Pat..

[alpine raft]

@marsh lance does this allow me to meet more people and travel farther away?

[marsh lance]

i have a few things to reply to

[prime compass]

Soory

[marsh lance]

[marsh lance]

you meet.. Belemin 🤯

also

[prime compass]

@alpine raft hi

[marsh lance]

announcement

[alpine raft]

noice

[alpine raft]

dont end session

this is being so fun

[marsh lance]

i will stop hosting at 4:30

my back hrut

[alpine raft]

what time is it for you rn

[prime compass]

What time for u

[hollow wasp]

Awww

[marsh lance]

3:45

[alpine raft]

what do you sell and what do you need?

[alpine raft]

ok 45 minutes aint bad

[prime compass]

Ok

[prime compass]

I have pelts and iron...

Idk what I need

[alpine raft]

aight i have some luxurious wood i can sell you

[marsh lance]

oh also.. the members of your senate are starting to become more greedy, they have been taxing the public highly, and some have even begun committing crimes, or absolving their criminal family members of punishment

[alpine raft]

@marsh lance harvest seeds for that marble wood and begin planting it and harvesting it in my lands if i can

[prime compass]

Mhm I will carve the wood to make paintings

In honor of ...Ozur

[alpine raft]

its a bit expensive but ok

[prime compass]

What do you want for it

[alpine raft]

one tree is like 240 loaves of bread for comparison

[marsh lance]

can you stop trying to torture bookish's people for like 10 minutes (also yes)

[prime compass]

[alpine raft]

you want a 50% discount?

or half a tree

[prime compass]

Yes because im epic gamer

Pls

[marsh lance]

well, food is relatively fine during the growing and hunting season, but your food stocks dwindle greatly in winter, due to the massive hunts during breeding season

[alpine raft]

thats really not good for me

[hollow wasp]

Take the pardoning power away from them, only I can do that from now on. Audit their finances and publicly execute anyone stealing government money. The aristocratic senators will have their family seats saved, the public ones are up for election

[west path]

yeah can i stuff captured bookish warriors into this and burn them alive

[prime compass]

COOKEDD

[west path]

do this infront of other captured peoples

and then set those free

[prisma flame]

what are the gods in singeria

[alpine raft]

@prime compass btw i might give you a discount if you know any other nations i dont know yet

[marsh lance]

your own religion

[prime compass]

I have barbarians

[alpine raft]

do those buy luxury wood?

[hollow wasp]

Etruria has Pelops (war) and pytos (sustainability)

[alpine raft]

and or iron

[prime compass]

Idk

I have iron

[alpine raft]

im gonna take that as a no

anyways

[west path]

@marsh lance dee em

[alpine raft]

@marsh lance try to meet that purple nation near bow

[marsh lance]

this works to some extent, but it is a bigger issue amongst the aristocracy, though they might revolt if you take any further control

[marsh lance]

too far for this session

[hollow wasp]

Revolt? With what backing?

[alpine raft]

show the area

[prime compass]

I see
Cant the people fish?

[alpine raft]

and gimme a scale please

[marsh lance]

lets just say they have.. connections, the army, mercenaries

[prisma flame]

i am feeling immense hatred

[marsh lance]

they might not outright be able to contest your loyal soldiers in conventional war, but assasination of the emperor is a real possibility

ok wait pause actions so i can answer everyone

[hollow wasp]

Spy on the aristocrats, I want to know who is loyal and who isn’t. Increase propaganda based on how rich I’ve made the country. Put in place a personal guard for me of loyal soldiers

[wraith quarry]

i ran over a teammate 😔

they got in my truck

and they hopped out of it mid-driving

[alpine raft]

@hollow wasp you can chill in my country if you are under threat of assassination

[marsh lance]

✅

[west path]

murderer

[hollow wasp]

Nah things are chill for now

[prime compass]

@marsh lance
Use salt to preserve the food longer
Set Limits on hunting during the breeding season
Set up penalties for violations of overhunting
Also start raising domestic livestock (chickens, rabbits and more)
Forage for berries which are safe to eat and also tell people to fish
Rotate hunting areas
Irrigate the sea near us
And encourage people to share ressources if they have a surplus

[hollow wasp]

Are many of the aristocrats still loyal?

[marsh lance]

you actually gain a surplus from this

also actions are still paused btw

[prime compass]

Did not know..

[marsh lance]

how many are in the court again?

[fallen cipher]

Did it end?

[marsh lance]

or was that unspecified

[fallen cipher]

@marsh lance do I have a currency btw

[prime compass]

Ok well share with those are in need of food

And keep doing this

[marsh lance]

https://tenor.com/view/взгляд-2000-ярдов-война-war-soldier-gif-3632617944134077161

[marsh lance]

yeah, silver coins

[hollow wasp]

About 120 families in the senate, about 150 total. The others are small. About 500 in the public senate

[snow dagger]

How do I play map wars

[hollow wasp]

It was 😅 mb I thought I specified but I checked and nope

[prisma flame]

you pikc a nation and then tell the host your actions (can be anything really)

[marsh lance]

ok so like.... there are only 30 aristocrats loyal to the emperor, the public senate has been relatively cleansed of corruption

[hollow wasp]

Insult bookish

[snow dagger]

Where do I select the nation

[hollow wasp]

And how’s the propaganda going?

[prisma flame]

depends on the map war but this one you make a new one in an unclaimed area

sometimes they're premade

[alpine raft]

@marsh lance could you get me that map of the area with a scale?

[marsh lance]

people see it as kinda corny, and are unnapreciative of it, but they do appreciate the wealth you have brought

[hollow wasp]

So am I well liked?

[snow dagger]

Okay this seems like a lot nvm

[prime compass]

Cringe

[marsh lance]

yeah

[hollow wasp]

Ok cool. Are actions paused rn?

[prisma flame]

its not really a lot you just circle a location and give a name

[marsh lance]

yes i have to.. venture into the critter pits

[prisma flame]

but it is a lot sometimes like MANNEVA

[alpine raft]

@marsh lance im just one major city right?

[hollow wasp]

Good luck getting out of there alive

[prisma flame]

blumi might have the most complicated map wars tbh

idk though