🎲game-room

[hollow garden]

But azgaar wars are hosted on the server

I did see

[steep merlin]

Reminder for @rose cape

Reminder from YAGPDB

east coast new year

[frosty drum]

1 MORE HOUR

[prisma flame]

ITS FINALLY NEW YEARS

at the EXACT moment i set a reminder for 1 year

[gilded harbor]

Happy New years

[west path]

i ris

[marsh lance]

Happy new year everybody, thanks for giving me a good first year on this server, and thank you for being my friends most of all.
Love you guys

[west path]

evil island takeover

after this im going to eep

[prisma flame]

what gaem plsz

[west path]

hologram map of the island im invading

[west path]

carrier command

2

[prisma flame]

btw...

uh

fakher first and last map war of 2024

actually insane

[earnest salmon]

Is Fun?

[west path]

we are exchanging fire

[earnest salmon]

10/10 keep

[west path]

hard to say

since i gotta eep

i will see tomorrow

it is quite the slow game though

[earnest salmon]

Fair enoigh

[wild mason]

Happy New Year buddies.

[steep merlin]

Reminder for @rose cape

Reminder from YAGPDB

middle america new year

[frosty drum]

Amogus

HAPPY NEW YEARS 4 MINUTES AGO

[midnight ocean]

@wild mason Btw if I don’t get extra fucked over next session would I eventually be a successful nation in the possible future of Manneva

[wild mason]

Probably, it's not like your nation was levelled

It was a lot closer to japan

[midnight ocean]

Why am I just all of East Asia together

At least Japan wasn’t nuked for a decent reason

[wild mason]

Did you know the US almost nuked Kyoto but didn't not for any moral reason but because an official said "Oh yeah I liked vacationing there'

[prisma flame]

They also were running out of places to nuke apparently because the fire bombing campaigns were too destructive

[midnight ocean]

Yeah but they were at war

Banam and I were completely neutral

Average Manneva politics

[high tartan]

Yes

[wild mason]

Kleznam trying to justifying the invasion of a longstanding ally for momentary gain:

[midnight ocean]

It’s so wack

Idk what klez is taking

[wild mason]

He was sadly "BookishPilled"

Hello everyone.

Happy New Year.

My country is in a period of mourning so not too jolly officially.

Now then, does anyone here play Norland?

[frosty drum]

Wdym

[wild mason]

Norland the game.

I am wondering if I should get it.

[steep merlin]

Reminder for @rose cape

Reminder from YAGPDB

rockies new year

[prisma flame]

im a bad influence

ok next schizo continent

you know

it kinda looks like a creature from all tomorrow's

[frosty drum]

@prisma flame

@prisma flame hi

Imagine I become relevant this year

[hollow garden]

Blumi is misinterpreting what happened

Don't listen to him acnaq

[hollow garden]

A player friend is more important than an npc one

And anyways If the invasion did succeed they would have become a puppet nation

instead of being this alien rebellious snake

[wild mason]

And destroying all your alliances for momentary gain is moronic

[hollow garden]

Not momentary

Blumi you just don't know about the feint

[wild mason]

"alien rebellious snake" they don't want to support the people who oppressed and murdered them for fairly obvious reasons and rather than accepting that you made them into an enemy

[hollow garden]

Nice contient

[wild mason]

metal gear reference

[hollow garden]

Do they think I care

I do NOT care

[prisma flame]

blumiholls map war

[hollow garden]

They can die for all I care for

[prisma flame]

wrong

reply

[wild mason]

What did Blumi do.

[hollow garden]

@wild mason happy new year wobux

And bookish

and blumi

[prisma flame]

lets be honest you actually just ended up allowing me to invade fakher...

that was like

best moment

[wild mason]

HAPPY NEW YEAR. YOU ARE MY NUMBER ONE EMPLOYEE. YOU SHALL BE GETTING A BONUS IN 2027! KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK.

[prisma flame]

btw

[hollow garden]

2025 is gonna be my year

I feel it

[prisma flame]

fakher officially hosted the first and last map war of 2024

[wild mason]

same bestie 💅

[hollow garden]

Well Fakher did join after

they were just an npc before that

[prisma flame]

if honey bee and fakher combine

[hollow garden]

A venomous npc If need for specification

[prisma flame]

im gonna be upset 😠

[wild mason]

no

pls

scary

[hollow garden]

why

[prisma flame]

btw updated defcon map

it should be accurate now

[wild mason]

#1313916086030303232 message btw

[earnest salmon]

What is behind the unknown channel 😔

[hollow garden]

It's a poll in the game room server

[earnest salmon]

Why is there a Gameroom server

How does one join the game room server

[hollow garden]

Why not

[hollow garden]

do u want me to invite you

[hollow garden]

Noice

[prisma flame]

im gonna add a nuclear effect too

[hollow garden]

Fr

2023 I slept

2024 I realised

2025 we rise

[wild mason]

2025 I learn how to use the toilet and tie my shoes

[wild mason]

2026 I learn how not to wet the bed

[prisma flame]

ok now i just have to figure out the actual centers

[earnest salmon]

Why not

[hollow garden]

Did Ercan just type

And immediately delete

[wild mason]

@waxen remnant @midnight ocean

[wild mason]

blumi

why do you shame me so

blumi don't ignore me

2027 I learn how to read hieroglyphics and curse Blumi Hollandale

[hollow garden]

I can teach you wobux

[prisma flame]

how do i better represent nukes on a map bro

[hollow garden]

The owl is m

[wild mason]

oooooooooooooooooh

[hollow garden]

The bird is a

[wild mason]

m a

[wild mason]

The location's aren't even accurate in Walryu

[earnest salmon]

Send the Ancient pharaoh curse upon his family

[hollow garden]

What about bright green circle

[prisma flame]

less relevant tbh

[wild mason]

trying

[hollow garden]

🦉 🐦 🦉🐦

Mama

The first Egyptian word

[hollow garden]

This feels better

[prisma flame]

wait

walryu got nuked 4 times?

[prisma flame]

ok but

it'll look better when we get a full world scale nuclear war

[waxen remnant]

@wild mason when should I host a mw

[prisma flame]

yes

[wild mason]

March 17th

[waxen remnant]

space related colonial map wars 😱

[earnest salmon]

January 2nd

[wild mason]

6 million people died 👽

[earnest salmon]

🔥

[waxen remnant]

proof?

[wild mason]

gang

why are you so interested in war

like

can't y'all have a peaceful map world

[waxen remnant]

nope

[wild mason]

skillerz nuked like twenty million people

[wild mason]

or was it someone else

[hollow garden]

This is why he should be invaded

[earnest salmon]

@waxen remnant if you host a wm, can I make an epic Gundam army 🔥

[frosty drum]

I did not nuke shit

[wild mason]

@earnest salmon @wild mason Will you be playing next session

[prisma flame]

imagine 6 million people dying because of an ACTUAL misunderstanding bro

more

more like 7 mil

[wild mason]

this almost happened irl many times

[prisma flame]

if we count acnaqia

like

the only reason this happened

[earnest salmon]

So far, ive seen you and nukes go off, you deny it but always end up being the culprit

[prisma flame]

was because honey bee said to strike acnaq

and banam thought he meant nuclear strike

👽

[earnest salmon]

Session for who?

[frosty drum]

A bear nearly caused nuclear war 😭
War was prevented only when a police car chased after nuclear Jets on a runway

[balmy epoch]

we were aligned with the xouthis for THREE HUNDRED YEARS

and you just fucked them over

[wild mason]

I would like to, but would I be joining randomly midway? Or like, a brand new session?

Already in Bowistan as a nonentity and AmazTING's one with an unpronounceable name.

[prisma flame]

why dont you just invade fakher

[balmy epoch]

because he is my ally?

[prisma flame]

i was so close to fulfilling the goal of my people 😔

[frosty drum]

Bro my school is forcing us to have a 2 day School week 😭

[prisma flame]

unite to make greater SIR

wait

3 way united SIR

[balmy epoch]

the goal of my people since the beginning of time has been the destruction of arre

[prisma flame]

is this session 3 foreshadowing

[balmy epoch]

no

arre has been destroyed

[hollow bobcat]

All those red fading circles stand for diamonds or

Resources

[earnest salmon]

My question as well, cuz I don't wanna intrude or be wiped out immediately cuz I start as some rebel nation 😔

[balmy epoch]

you’re a rump state basically

[wild mason]

You can choose which NPC state to join I guess, I am uncertain on how seriously Jarz is playing so whether or not his state is open is up in the air. Cakernia has Ercania open, Qeverland has South Qeverland, Amerra, Benala, and Amacola open.

The Walryun Union just destroyed itself in some ways so their puppet states Eranik and North Gerrivia might be able to do their own shit if played by someone.

[wild mason]

Can I see the map.

what in the

are the red dots bombed to the core

[balmy epoch]

i’m gonna try getting ramady back for session 3

[hollow bobcat]

What are those 5 blues circles in Acnaq's bathroom territory

[wild mason]

What is the weakest NPC state?

[wild mason]

Those are rebel groups, nuclear strikes are the white circles

[wild mason]

...

[wild mason]

Tbh they all have their own weaknesses

there are way too many white circles

Its a pick your poison scenario

who did allat

[wild mason]

gimme the weakest weakest no-one-would-ever-glance one

[prisma flame]

banam

he started nuclear war last session

[wild mason]

Well people would try influencing you no matter what

[hollow bobcat]

It's time for chemical weapons by Ramady

[fresh jewel]

What game is this

[wild mason]

Its a mapwar

[fresh jewel]

I see

[hollow bobcat]

What is that purple line in Qeverland right now?

[wild mason]

they can try but what's the weakest weakest one anyway? on the map

[hollow bobcat]

Do tell me

[earnest salmon]

Which of these nations are npcs and free for the grabbing?

[wild mason]

Probably north Gerrivia

[wild mason]

#🎲game-room message

[wild mason]

i need a big ol' circle to locate it

[hollow bobcat]

Why are there 6 brown dots in that areas

[wild mason]

the leftest one?

[earnest salmon]

That doesn't help, the map isn't labeled 😔

[wild mason]

I can show you where they are if you ask for ones you are interested in

[wild mason]

is north Gerrivia the one on the left boo

[wild mason]

Yes

not very north eh

This region is South Gerrivia and part of Ercania

ERCANIA

[earnest salmon]

Amacola whats that place lookin like?

[hollow bobcat]

Is that a blue dot in the Northeast

[wild mason]

I shall take North Gerrivia and become the anti-Ercan state.

May I boo.

[wild mason]

woah is that entire southern area ercania

[wild mason]

Amacola is a former colony with an incredibly dense population. Their neighbor, Bellacona, wishes to annex them and reclaim the territory. There are roughly 5 million people here and their military capacity is extremely lackluster.

[wild mason]

Yes

blum blum are you the host of this map war

[wild mason]

Yes

woah nice

[prisma flame]

ok chat want to see my predicition for nuclear war

[hollow bobcat]

Is that a magenta line in the West

[frosty drum]

Sure

[earnest salmon]

I'll be them. Always root for the underdogs 🔥

[wild mason]

So can I have North Gerrivia if no one wants it?

[wild mason]

Yes

[wild mason]

Bellacona is an actual player so maybe you could work something out with them

@marsh lance

[hollow bobcat]

Af bourse Blucmi marienated

[wild mason]

Af bourse Blucmi marienated

[hollow bobcat]

He did not respond

[earnest salmon]

I'll be their bestest friend fr

[wild mason]

I don't know what you are talking about

[hollow bobcat]

~bt

[hardy saffron]

@hollow bobcat: tamarind

[earnest salmon]

Was this the the same WM game that did the movie thing to?

[frosty drum]

@prisma flame what is it

[wild mason]

Yes

So blum blum what can my first course of action be. Can I determine it myself?

[wild mason]

As of right now, no.

Your government is still ruled by Walryun puppets for the most part

You need to break those chains

[earnest salmon]

🔥 how often do yall do stuff like that?

[wild mason]

The Walryu Union is also an actual player

[wild mason]

Usually stuff like that is done by Twovo ( Gorland/Gorlist Republic )

[hollow garden]

Honey bee

[hollow bobcat]

Are the facists dead in Walryu

[frosty drum]

We need to Place each Manneva Defcon Member in these categories

[earnest salmon]

I see I see

[hollow garden]

They deserve it

[hollow bobcat]

@wild mason What happened to Bola and that white nation

[hollow garden]

And anyway nothing happened to them

[prisma flame]

ok chat nuclear predictions of session 3

[wild mason]

@wild mason Anyways Bananam is the Walryu union if you want to speak to them

[hollow garden]

So all's well that ends well

[wild mason]

annexed by the Walryu union

[hollow bobcat]

Watch Kleznam put himself in LG

[hollow garden]

Walrus in chaotic evil

[frosty drum]

He's Neutral
I'm Lawful Good

[hollow bobcat]

Did their cultures die

[wild mason]

No Bananam actually improved cultural protections for them

[earnest salmon]

When will yall be hosting another session for this wm?

[steep merlin]

Reminder for @rose cape

Reminder from YAGPDB

california new year

[hollow garden]

You are lawful neutral

[hollow bobcat]

Booger

[wild mason]

Walryun, I am guessing wawwuwwuwuwus?

[hollow bobcat]

Thi

Very yobbos behaviours

[wild mason]

ah ok

[hollow bobcat]

@wild mason Do they realize my existence anymore

[wild mason]

No, Walryu is the name of the Northwestern Continent, its dominant power, the Walryun Union, is run by Bananam

[wild mason]

not really

@winged crag If you leave North Gerrivia to me I shall clap with one hand.

wait

i don't think that's the guy

[hollow bobcat]

So if I disguise myself as the nation that invaded them 1 millennial ago, would they still recognize it

[wild mason]

@unreal wagon If you leave North Gerrivia to me I shall clap with one hand.

[hollow bobcat]

Never

[wild mason]

also the wrong one

what

Its shmunguss

where is banamamama

HMMM

[hollow bobcat]

There are 2 Walrussias in Defcon mw🤫

Trust

[wild mason]

why is schumgus called that

@cunning niche

[prisma flame]

ok chat rate nuclear predictions session 3

[wild mason]

@cunning niche If you leave North Gerrivia to me I shall clap with one hand and create a Project Moon city in your honor.

[prisma flame]

also like

these are the only nations i know unironically

idk the names of any others bro

[wild mason]

If Arre launches anything Noltia is getting involved

[wild mason]

one is dagnerously close to North Gerrivia and I am scared.

[hollow bobcat]

Why is Skillerz in here

Also why is it near my border

[frosty drum]

Extremely Innaccurate

[hollow bobcat]

Bookish Doomer confirmed

[wild mason]

Literally South America

[earnest salmon]

Amacola is untouched in this prediction, so 10/10

[hollow bobcat]

No it's in the Middle and most of the war is in the East

Middle East

[wild mason]

Cakernia is a weird hybrid of Europe and South America in my view

[frosty drum]

Why Skilleria

[prisma flame]

oh yea

thats all me btw

im nuking you personally

thats why im 100% sure of that one

[wild mason]

why are the rare isles bombed to nothingness

[prisma flame]

they're owned

[earnest salmon]

When will yall be hosting another session for this wm?

[frosty drum]

You're Wasting Nukes btw

[wild mason]

blumi when is the next sesh

[wild mason]

Probably tomorrow

[prisma flame]

ok well btw

this map is more like

[wild mason]

ooh

[prisma flame]

IF a country gets nuked

[prisma flame]

thats the targets

[earnest salmon]

Epic can't wait

[wild mason]

when was this post

[wild mason]

Different server

ah

[prisma flame]

why is walryu so unpopulated

[midnight ocean]

Manneva

[prisma flame]

and norldand

[hollow bobcat]

Why are you targeting my border

[wild mason]

you bombed them

[prisma flame]

rate nuclear predicitions session 3

[wild mason]

Vast boreal forests in northern Walryu

[prisma flame]

btw what race are arreans

[wild mason]

bookish where are you on the map

[wild mason]

Rats

[midnight ocean]

Fuck

[wild mason]

tell me the borders

[prisma flame]

WHAT

[midnight ocean]

Why did I have to get nuked man

[prisma flame]

its more like

if you get nuked

those are the spots

that i predict

[midnight ocean]

Like watching your only child get hit by the bus right after you send them off to school

[earnest salmon]

On the first day 😔

[hollow bobcat]

targwting

[midnight ocean]

Second but yeah

[wild mason]

Bananam misunderstanding moment

💔

[prisma flame]

actually

[wild mason]

The world could have prevented this by communicating a little better

[prisma flame]

realistically... walryu doesnt have reason to be nuked anymore

they're disarmed

[midnight ocean]

This is why it was a good idea to not allow nukes in original Manneva

[prisma flame]

blumi what nations have nukes

[hollow bobcat]

Not me

[wild mason]

Its unknown how much of the stockpile of Walryu is decommissioned yet

Oh wait

Xoutis is armed now

[prisma flame]

now i need names for nations bro

[wild mason]

I need to update that

[prisma flame]

on the map

[frosty drum]

I swear to God if my nation gets nuked/invaded/partitioned because I couldn't attend the session due to my schools bullshit 2 day schoolweek

[hollow garden]

This really makes me want to do it

[hollow bobcat]

Why am I in here

Is there a reason

Did I forget

[prisma flame]

dw klez

i PROMISE to do it

like unironically

the second session 3 starts

[hollow garden]

NOOO

[wild mason]

Oh right, do I now need to name my nation? North Gerrivia is the name of the region, right?

[frosty drum]

That's the Equivalent of Walking into a meat grinder btw

[prisma flame]

im nuking skillerz with all my 135 warheads

[hollow garden]

well it's fakher

[wild mason]

Because your nation has the means and the reason for nuclear proliferation

[frosty drum]

@prisma flame

[wild mason]

Its the name of the nation

[hollow garden]

You are a true one bookshi

[wild mason]

I'm changing it once banana man frees me.

If he even does...

[hollow garden]

It's okay

Everything is worth it to destroy skilleria

[wild mason]

Does Kleznam know?

[hollow bobcat]

This implies that you did my action (which got aliened) in the past

[hollow garden]

What nation is wobux

[frosty drum]

Apparently Not

[hollow garden]

Dying in the effort to destroy skilleria is an honourable death

[wild mason]

When I alien it usually means "You can't do this yet" or "This is okay but some parts are not"

[wild mason]

The one above Ercania.

North Gerrivia.

Keeps reminding me of Geralt of Rivia.

[hollow garden]

Blumi aliens everything

They are an alien

[prisma flame]

@frosty drum btw this is what your nation would look like if i actually used all my nukes on you (not ironic)

[hollow garden]

@wild mason

[frosty drum]

Bro doesn't know

[prisma flame]

does tia protect you

[wild mason]

Does he need to know

[frosty drum]

No

[prisma flame]

what do i not know

tell me

tell me

[hollow garden]

Those who know

[hollow garden]

It's about Tia and Walrus

But eh

who cares

[hollow bobcat]

Buddy I was inactive

[frosty drum]

I'm Summoning this dude

[hollow garden]

Your nation is in a defensive pact with skilleria

I think

[hollow bobcat]

For real

[hollow bobcat]

This is so secret that I don't even know about it

[prisma flame]

ok chat

this is a little more accurate (maybe)

idk

wait who would nuke tia

[frosty drum]

This is Far more realistic

[wild mason]

is that gosh darn

indonesia and papua on the bottom right

[midnight ocean]

Manneva

August why

[wild mason]

bookish wants to destory papua new guinea

[midnight ocean]

My son got hit by a nuke

[prisma flame]

real

acnaq

how many people died in acnaqia from the nukes

and uh

do you resent walryu

[midnight ocean]

Five hundred thousand but the biggest casualty is my infrastructure

[midnight ocean]

No banam is just developmentally disabled he would have done this earlier if nukes were allowed then

[wild mason]

@wild mason do i need to join the map war server to not be left out boo

[wild mason]

its up to you

what if gorbik just erases me off the map...

[frosty drum]

Imagine the Nuking of acnaqia was actually caused by a Walryu Worker sleeping on the Nuke Button (canon)

[wild mason]

Most of the actions are here or in DMS

[wild mason]

invite me boo please, i won't cause a ruckus there

Maybe I can distract Gorbik with Limbus Company.

https://tenor.com/view/red-mist-kali-gebura-library-of-ruina-pm-gif-3082207638802716005

[frosty drum]

This is a joke btw

[wild mason]

I am tempted to leak the justification given for it

[midnight ocean]

@wild mason my child

[balmy epoch]

happy new year people in the correct timezone

[prisma flame]

wasnt it leaked

[midnight ocean]

Will he be able to walk or play football ever again

[wild mason]

No

[midnight ocean]

Son

Sob

[wild mason]

No his actual justification internally was even more bizarre than his public statements

[prisma flame]

when defcon ends leak it plz

[hollow garden]

I have a solution acnaq

SIR prosthetics

[frosty drum]

I genuinely want to see his justification

[hollow garden]

Buy today!

[midnight ocean]

You literally want me dead despite me serving the SIR for almost a century

[prisma flame]

i feel like

i could nuke noltia

[hollow garden]

For the cheap price of 16 million pounds

[prisma flame]

and it would be 100% justified

internally

[hollow garden]

no 👽

[frosty drum]

I'd give prosthetics to acnaq for free

[hollow garden]

At least if I'm, I'm honest about it

Instead of going behind your back

[midnight ocean]

It was your hair brained idea to invade me to benefit arre for some fucking reason

[hollow garden]

?

It was not

[midnight ocean]

Which led to me being nuked

[prisma flame]

actually not true

other way around really

[midnight ocean]

Northern SIR was the one willing to split away just to invade me

I have the receipts

[hollow garden]

What is acnaq smoking

I was doing this for the xouthis

Not you

Oh about that message

Yes because you wanted to Annex bookish

[midnight ocean]

I will paraphrase this you threatened to end the SIR union if honey bee didn’t follow through with the invasion

[midnight ocean]

And you wanted to annex me which is a better decision

[hollow garden]

Literally not

Honey bee wanted to Annex that territory

I was just observing the negotiations

[prisma flame]

guys

[midnight ocean]

And bookish wanted that land his people wrongly think are theirs

[prisma flame]

the main reason is actually dumber btw

[midnight ocean]

This is such a stupid chain of events

Not even a war

[hollow garden]

It's ok bookshi

[midnight ocean]

Who sends nukes as their first move in a minor war

[hollow garden]

We are all dumb

[midnight ocean]

Banam is so special

[frosty drum]

If I had a nickel for everytime a nation tried to stage an incident in order to find a justification to go to war with me I'd have 2 nickles. Which isn't much but it's wierd that it happened twice.

[midnight ocean]

Why do we waste our nukes on each other when skillerz is right there

[hollow garden]

REAL

[prisma flame]

apparently theres an internal reason he nuked you but blumi wont leak it

that's even weirder than public statements

do you KNOW acnaq

[hollow garden]

(he thought it would be easy)

[midnight ocean]

@wild mason leak it come up with a lore reason if you have to I want to see

[midnight ocean]

No way

[frosty drum]

@midnight ocean @hollow garden let's set aside our differences and see his more bizarre than normal reason

[wild mason]

Actually your nation could probably pressure them to release this

[wild mason]

the sewage spelled out erfnaq

it had to be done

[midnight ocean]

There’s no way even native walryuans think this is a good idea some whistleblower could have leaked it

I just wanna see

[balmy epoch]

xouthis are our most important ally and i’m willing to die for this relationship

[wild mason]

...?

[midnight ocean]

This is so cooked

[wild mason]

That sounds, very close to, uh.

[hollow garden]

yes I know

[wild mason]

Anyways.

[prisma flame]

yes

[hollow garden]

But I'm responding to acnaq

[midnight ocean]

How did politics in southern allurba go from the west east war to this

[prisma flame]

ok tbh

i think it wouldve gone differently if arre was an npc

unironically

[hollow garden]

😔

[prisma flame]

because if that happened i think it would just get invaded

[midnight ocean]

You aren’t even southern allurban shut it

[prisma flame]

the west by far

holy shit

[midnight ocean]

At this point cakernia

[hollow garden]

YOU shut

[prisma flame]

walryu is an OUTLIER

theres like

no stable nation in the west

[frosty drum]

Qeverland Exists btw

[hollow garden]

I mean is this a question

[wild mason]

what are all the yellow dots?

[hollow garden]

Cities

[frosty drum]

Cities

[wild mason]

oh wow

north gerrivia has a lot of cities

kinda barren in the center tho

[prisma flame]

ok what other nation would reasonably get nuked

idk the names tbh

i just did ones that i know

[wild mason]

how about gorbik's one

[prisma flame]

that is the west one thats nuked

that already has been nuked

[wild mason]

ooh

soon my liberation is nigh

[balmy epoch]

i’d nuke ramady before dying

i don’t want him seeing Mecca destroyed

[frosty drum]

Remember when everyone feared Ramady for some reason

[prisma flame]

btw

why the fuck

[balmy epoch]

they still should

[hollow garden]

Is this schizophrenia

[prisma flame]

was a random place in acnaq's nation nuked

why not the populated borders

the south east portion of acnaqia shouldve been targeted

[hollow garden]

Banan nuked military bases

[frosty drum]

No it's the truth

[prisma flame]

cringe asf

this is why 6 mil in walryu died

[midnight ocean]

Wait

I nuked 6 mil in walryu?

I know they’re more populated but that makes my casualties look like peanuts

[hollow bobcat]

Not me btw

[hollow garden]

You did walrus

[hollow bobcat]

No

[prisma flame]

ok this is the nuclear map CURRENTLY

like ACTUAL nuked places

[hollow garden]

"I'm very afraid of ramady's army"

Walrus said

[prisma flame]

im gonna update this as more places get nuked

wait

wait

oops

[midnight ocean]

Top ten caps

[prisma flame]

walryu

bro

i can never understand walryu

[hollow bobcat]

Just by Kleznam saying this, It's 100% that Kleznam put his cooperation with Honey Bee as an act

in the past Manneva

[hollow garden]

I'm not shaitan

[prisma flame]

ok THIS

is the nuclear strike map

currently

[hollow bobcat]

Those 3 nukes are not hitting Acnaq

I will eat them

[prisma flame]

they did hit acnaq

btw

why is there two walryus nations

plz

rename it

[wild mason]

Walrussia

[prisma flame]

is walrussia blue btw

[hollow bobcat]

2 walryus nations?

Who

[hollow bobcat]

Which part

[prisma flame]

east

[wild mason]

Yes

[hollow bobcat]

No that is Walrusia

Not Walrussia

[prisma flame]

,\

[wild mason]

Ooh, I am the turquoise one on the left.

wait

all that purple

is that Walyru Union

[hollow garden]

yes

[prisma flame]

ok this is nuclear strike map

taking into account

the colors

[hollow bobcat]

Why is Bookish asking about my place

Does he know

[wild mason]

wow

[prisma flame]

i fucking

HATE you

[hollow bobcat]

TIEN SHINHAN??!??!?!?!?

[wild mason]

CHINESE!!!

[hollow bobcat]

No bumass

Dragon Circles

[wild mason]

TIAN XIA

hello eye

[waxen remnant]

the sludge @hollow bobcat @hollow bobcat @hollow bobcat @hollow bobcat @hollow bobcat @hollow bobcat @hollow bobcat @hollow bobcat @hollow bobcat @hollow bobcat

[wild mason]

when am i being invited to #psychology-lessons

[hollow bobcat]

Can I eat them

[earnest salmon]

Man Amacola is small small.... you think coca cola will do brand deals?

[prisma flame]

when are we getting a name map

i actually DONT know any of these nations bro

[frosty drum]

Fallout Manneva

[prisma flame]

i only know some on the east

walryu

[wild mason]

bookish

do you really

possess all those nukes

necessary for bombardment

[hollow bobcat]

Not even Walrussia

[prisma flame]

its not me nuking them its just in general

where they would be nuked

[wild mason]

uhh

[prisma flame]

also generally countries that could get nuked

[wild mason]

how will you orchestrate that

are you the grey eminence

[prisma flame]

i have 135 nukes

[wild mason]

hmm

should've said so

[prisma flame]

but like

thats not that many

my neighbor has 200 bro

im cooked

and they HATE me

HATE me beyond HATE

[frosty drum]

Idk what ww3 will be like but ww4 will be fought with sticks and stones

[hollow bobcat]

Bro thinks he is Skillerz

[hollow garden]

Guh

[frosty drum]

Wdym

[wild mason]

If Noltia gets nuked then Amazria gets involved 👽

[prisma flame]

ok but like

[wild mason]

How the dominoes fall

[prisma flame]

where is amazria

i need a name map

[wild mason]

directly north of Noltia

[prisma flame]

ohhhh

[frosty drum]

@wild mason Imagine someone created a fan made version of Manneva but it's Fallout and takes place after the bombs fell

[prisma flame]

wait

i just realized

noltia has 200 nukes

amazria haas 344 nukes

rore has like 200

[hollow bobcat]

Not even me

[prisma flame]

sir has 400

yea

this map is inaccurate

but then again we'll probably just be nuking multiple places

the same place

[hollow bobcat]

I'm not nuking anyone :pi

[prisma flame]

multiple times

[wild mason]

Is there a council of map war creators, and you need to join one to host?

Are they the overlords of this world.

what is that emoji

"At the end of the game, the king and the pawn go in the same box."

[wild mason]

blumi you are so smart

wow

awesome

[wild mason]

do you know what that quote means in regards to nuclear conflict

"When a pawn tries hard enough, it can become a fabulous queen. 💅"

[frosty drum]

In Nuclear war
Nobody wins

[wild mason]

mutual annihilation?

[hollow bobcat]

~bt

[hardy saffron]

@hollow bobcat: "If you fly hard, you will be a beautiful queen."

[wild mason]

yes

yessh

[prisma flame]

@wild mason updated

[wild mason]

just

just more and more nukes

the lower left seems safe though

ercania privilege

[prisma flame]

because i DONT know their names

[wild mason]

uh oh

[prisma flame]

also im in south allurba

and i mostly know the geopolitics over there

not in the west

[wild mason]

good thing i am in the west

I need to pay tribute to the Union.

Fifty-thousand camels to @cunning niche

[hollow bobcat]

Why are you targeting my ports in top North East

[earnest salmon]

Okay but... imagine fallout MW now

[prisma flame]

btw

twovo can be nuked off the map

all his population is in a dense area

[frosty drum]

Bro is literally Coruscant

[prisma flame]

no like

literally

[frosty drum]

Bro is coruscant

[prisma flame]

bro is ASKING to be nuked

[frosty drum]

https://tenor.com/view/mandalorian-mando-coruscant-season3-star-wars-gif-27412824

[frosty drum]

Or he just has a great economy

@prisma flame what is your thoughts on Skilleria

[wild mason]

he is going to lob 70 nukes at it

[frosty drum]

That's a Very poor choice considering the amount of nations he has to travel over

[hollow garden]

Based

[frosty drum]

Kleznam Whyy 😔

[hollow garden]

okay fine I will stop hating

[prisma flame]

when theres actual nuclear war

im gonna compare maps

[timber blade]

I'm alive

[frosty drum]

Who.... are you......

[timber blade]

Don't remember me?

I'm Alien man

[frosty drum]

Ik that

[timber blade]

Alien man is alien...

[prisma flame]

ok more updated nuke map

[wild mason]

Fish is safe 🤯

[prisma flame]

yeah.. thamior needs to be nuked more

[prisma flame]

who gonna nuke fish

[wild mason]

no one

[prisma flame]

ok updated for accuracy

[wild mason]

[prisma flame]

yea uh its starting to look covered

[hollow bobcat]

Too far bro

[prisma flame]

which is a good sign

[hollow bobcat]

That is near me

[wild mason]

@hollow bobcat Would nukes near your border trigger your own response

[prisma flame]

ok wit

wait

twovo still memed on

yea he wouldnt be nuked that hard

[timber blade]

Nuking everything In existence

[prisma flame]

thats a little better

[hollow bobcat]

If the US was going for pure isolationism and Russia suddenly bombard the entire country of Canada, how would they respond

[wild mason]

Probably by shooting them down since Canada is a major trade partner and incredibly linked to them even if they went isolationist

bookish is beginning to scare me

[prisma flame]

ok but honestly

why would anyone nuke walryu now

[frosty drum]

It depends on the actual Justification that bananam gave for nuking Acnaq

[prisma flame]

but even then

wouldnt it be better to just

do traditional war

[prisma flame]

blumiholls who is your favorite defcon player

[hollow bobcat]

Bananaman

[wild mason]

Gorbachev

[earnest salmon]

For the fun. For the chaos. To make the world develop a rational irrational fear of something

[wild mason]

okay toasty

[prisma flame]

actually this doesnt happen

[wild mason]

second bookish rebirth

[prisma flame]

nuclear war was the weirdest misunderstanding ever

before that we were never probably gonna go nuclear

at least not that session

since

well

walryu kinda proves it

[earnest salmon]

No, bookish is unironic. I'm just there to entertain

[prisma flame]

they got DECIMATED bro

4 nukes and 6 mil dead

btw

just so you guys know

the nuclear war seemed to not affect anyone except acnaq and walryu

but it DID

it crashed the global economy

we're all broke now

temporarily at least

[earnest salmon]

Let's make it 5 nukes and even more dead 🔥

Just kidding, im gonna try to expand my small nation into an awesome epic economy based solely on cocoa-cola

[prisma flame]

i was given the most HATED nation

unironically

people hate it as a meme

[earnest salmon]

What country?

[prisma flame]

Arre

this one

[earnest salmon]

Yeah I hate it too

[prisma flame]

(also getting nuked off the map)

[frosty drum]

Skilleria in the End of OG Manneva.
"The dark times..."

[wild mason]

its not a meme

[prisma flame]

skilleria at the end of defcon:

https://tenor.com/view/middle-of-nowhere-tumbleweed-desert-no-water-gif-12085928

[frosty drum]

@prisma flame

[prisma flame]

blumi

am i a good arre player

y/n

[frosty drum]

You perfectly fit arre

[prisma flame]

ok so like

i considered nuking the xouthis

does this mean im mentally insane

[earnest salmon]

Amacola at the end of defcon 2:

[frosty drum]

Isn't arre like
Mentally Insane it's entire Existance

[prisma flame]

idk but

i couldnt nuke them

[frosty drum]

This is wrong btw

[prisma flame]

so i did the next best thing... i missile striked and almost killed their leader

cooked

[hollow garden]

Deserved tbh

Bookish I have become racist against them xouthis

[frosty drum]

@hollow garden I will not let the past repeat itself

[earnest salmon]

@wild mason how grounded is defcon? Modernization wise?

For example, i doubt it'll happen, but could one make a robot army

[hollow garden]

Emperor Aros the IV was right

A good Xouthi is a dead Xouthi

[cunning niche]

No

[prisma flame]

no

its like 80's

[wild mason]

oh

tell me your deal

[prisma flame]

ok

[hollow garden]

Real

[prisma flame]

rate nuke map

[wild mason]

tell me your demands @cunning niche

[hollow garden]

Well there Is no one that can threaten you

[wild mason]

Its supposed to be 1980s tech

[earnest salmon]

Okay, epic

[hollow garden]

And what did I do to you in mamneva og 👽

[wild mason]

FLLYYYY MEE TOOOO THE MOOOOOON

[hollow garden]

I did NOTHING

Everyone is blaming me smh

[frosty drum]

(I'm talking about Honey Bee and Tia)

[prisma flame]

klez you are the fault man

[hollow garden]

@cunning niche Kol sana wenta tayb ya akhoya

[balmy epoch]

@hollow garden you are the reason ramady died

[prisma flame]

OK i think... this might be good

idk any other changes i could make

[earnest salmon]

So how developed would amacola be rn then? 🤔

[hollow garden]

Ah

[wild mason]

Amacola is pretty up to date, as you are surrounded by Bellacona which is the most developed state on the continent

[prisma flame]

real question chat

what happens if defcon got cropped to this

nothing changes

at all

[frosty drum]

What is the state of the rest of That continent

[prisma flame]

the west is FILLER

[frosty drum]

Wrong
Acnaq wouldn't be nuked

[prisma flame]

oh yeah? think again

[earnest salmon]

Beautiful, I will be developing soda ads to stream to all the surrounding countries then 🔥

[prisma flame]

arre is nuking everyone at least once

[wild mason]

You would need to translate them 👽

[earnest salmon]

Nah, we'll just sell them to foreign studios to dub over. Like anime 🔥

[prisma flame]

at the start of session 3 can i nuke the capital of of noltia

what would happen

like actually

[wild mason]

OK since I have been getting some DMs about it

In this Era, the borders between nations are much more rigid. There is far more bureacracy involved in moving people from one nation to another. The sale of land on a large scale is not usually approved of by the people actually living there, and the effort required to integrate the new areas is much more than when it was wild and sparse.

[earnest salmon]

Sounds good

[prisma flame]

ok well

could i ever

realistically

take over noltia

[wild mason]

Only with patience and force

[earnest salmon]

Didn't you wanna nuke it 😟

How are you gonna wanna nuke it, and then flip to take over

[prisma flame]

ughguhwguhweg

i messed up the map again

one second this is why i have 3 backups

[earnest salmon]

Dang

[balmy epoch]

@hollow bobcat i think this is more reason why you should give back that island

those are my people there

they will never integrate

[wild mason]

They did integrate 👽

Walrus has had that since the war for the setup of this scenario ended

[prisma flame]

ok so

what if i did a genocide

on noltia

and then like

force them to integrate

[wild mason]

He would also need to get his government to approve of this, which is possible but difficult

[balmy epoch]

how many years has that been

[prisma flame]

also what race are noltians

[balmy epoch]

we were in ww2 tech when manneva ended and now it’s around the 80s

[wild mason]

Around 60 years, people who did want to live in the SIR moved to the mainland in this region post war, some integrated, and there are still some people on the island who have refused to move but do not identify with Walrus's nation.

[prisma flame]

@wild mason blumi holls can you explain the races and where they're located

bookishpikc is not up to date

[wild mason]

Noltia is mainly rabbit people 🤯

[prisma flame]

what races even are there

also

EWWW

EW.

of mice and men

but

i wanna genocide all rabbit people and like

only have rats

[wild mason]

The majority of "Balur" or lizard people are in the Rore and Cakernia

[frosty drum]

I'm the Rabbit Species right?

[earnest salmon]

Wait wait wait

There are multiple races??

[prisma flame]

tbh... bookishpick should make a race map

[earnest salmon]

What kind of race are the amacola people 🤔 @wild mason

[wild mason]

Minorty Balur, Majority Anukari 🤯

[prisma flame]

is there info for this anywhere 😢

[earnest salmon]

What the hell are balur...

[wild mason]

Balur
Salamander Descendants. They have incredibly capacity for natural traversal of water, as well as high resistance to disease and famine due to their nature. They suffer however, from a high incidence of genetic deformities which are usually damaging.

[midnight ocean]

@balmy epoch what if you retired and gave me all of your land

[balmy epoch]

nope

[prisma flame]

nordland scares me

just because of the securrity and stuff

dystopian

[midnight ocean]

What even is this

[prisma flame]

the nation to my west

they HATE me

[earnest salmon]

Oh I see. And anukari?

[prisma flame]

and i HATE them

also they're far stronger than me

[midnight ocean]

The only country that genuinely worries me is Gorland

I’m being so fr

[wild mason]

Rabbit people

[prisma flame]

is that twovo's nation

[earnest salmon]

Oh fun 🔥

[midnight ocean]

They are second only to walrus in combined points

And they are playing much weirder

[prisma flame]

walryu nuked you though

[prisma flame]

is this gorland

[midnight ocean]

Yes

[prisma flame]

does anyone know what these nations are

[frosty drum]

Petoria
And Toastia

[prisma flame]

which one is petoria

[midnight ocean]

Pretoria in the west the Maroon one no clue

[prisma flame]

ok

[frosty drum]

Maroon is Toast

[prisma flame]

i now know ALL of the nations omg

in the east at least

the west is uh

cooked

[midnight ocean]

Oh toast barely plays hes practically an npc

[prisma flame]

fuck the west

the only person on the west who matters is

decafa

and walryu