🎲game-room

[prime compass]

I am eating seal rn

[west path]

unreal

the pat seal obsession

NOO THAT SEAL

evil

[rose cape]

@marsh lance when are you hunting orca whales to extinction

[west path]

was that a whale

or orca

probably whale

[prime compass]

Ok bye chat

[west path]

but why was that seal beefing with that whale?

actually..

thats an orca tail

[marsh lance]

Autistic indiana teenager: ❌
Horrific eldritch skinless flesh monster: ✅

[west path]

yet another joins the inhumanized group

[hollow bobcat]

~bt

[west path]

its good to be inhumanized btw its a free +8 mood buff

[hardy saffron]

@hollow bobcat: Teens with autism in Indiana. Scary skin monsters: ✅

[rose cape]

they are the same thing

[rose cape]

~bt

[hardy saffron]

@rose cape: Autistic teenager from Indiana: Old scary old monster: ✅

[marsh lance]

Orca’s are genuinely the greatest opps of the sea aside from dolphins

[marsh lance]

~bt

[hardy saffron]

@marsh lance: Children with Autism in Indiana: Age: ✅

[marsh lance]

😭

[cerulean siren]

~bt

[hardy saffron]

@cerulean siren: Children with Autism in Indiana: Age: ✅

[marsh lance]

Immediately

[rose cape]

~bt

[west path]

@marsh lance anomaly is a based dlc i cannot lie

[marsh lance]

That poor ass seal

[west path]

i like it a lot

[hardy saffron]

@rose cape: Children with autism in India: Age: ✅

[marsh lance]

I bet he was chilling too

[west path]

its peak

[rose cape]

india

[west path]

but not as peak as any other dlc

[marsh lance]

Christopher columbus finally made it

[marsh lance]

~bt

[hardy saffron]

@marsh lance: Children with Autism in India: Age: ✅

[rose cape]

~bt

[hardy saffron]

@rose cape: Children with autism in India: Age: ✅

[west path]

@marsh lance is he winning this

im referring to the horse btw

time to get mechanoids 🤑

[marsh lance]

Absolutely not

[west path]

he'll be fine

mechanitor got

[wild mason]

Awesome

What do I get rid of

[west path]

got a shambler

@marsh lance check this out!

i got a revenant

[marsh lance]

Leave my grandpa ALONE

[wild mason]

Low county control everywhere thanks to the flu

[west path]

they are satan incarnate btw

they go invisible when away from your colonists

and if given enough time..

they basically just make them comatose

until killed

im debating destroying it

Its time for an upgrade

oh shit

OH SHIT

[frosty drum]

And we never saw qevie again

[west path]

@marsh lance HELP!! THIS IS HELL!!

hope i never have to deal with this in the future

@noble cradle if you live, should i kill the revenant im containing?

[prime orchid]

When 👋

[wild mason]

What do you mean?

[prime orchid]

When in the Future and hello I meanings

[wild mason]

Well I am not sure if I get you, but here we usually do "Mapwars" which are basically just Nation RP

So if that interests you maybe you will stay in this channel

[prime orchid]

Is there Lore ?

[wild mason]

It depends on which one it is

They all have different stuff

Most of the lore is created by player interaction though

[prime orchid]

Can I customize selected divisions/battalions or the spawn them in for the game? Are there war?

[gilded harbor]

It's not quite that in depth as in there's generally not like wars where you create battle formations in more than like arrows of troops movement but there is wars

[west path]

thats crazy

[earnest salmon]

10/10

[west path]

what is it doing

@earnest salmon is this your room

[earnest salmon]

More or less 🤔 yk, I think its a little less cryptic horrors beyond human comprehension

[west path]

thats one of the archotechs btw

[silent smelt]

@west path @rose cape thoughts on avicii coming out to be alive? (he released a netflix documentary just now)

[cunning niche]

LIAR

[gilded harbor]

What

[gilded harbor]

Did he get waken up

[silent smelt]

idk

[noble cradle]

(Me eye and blade played 7 hours of ftk and stayed up till 6 so I was dead)

[midnight ocean]

Make sure your plague resistance is as high as possible

[west path]

ereal

i should gift you anomaly so we can make an mp lobby

🧠

[noble cradle]

True...

Is anomalhsggagshsjshragaenashkalbapnomallyomallay good?

[west path]

it is

you can contain birmingham residents

[frosty drum]

Hello chattaronians

[west path]

new year in 3 hours

[noble cradle]

Truly vile

[west path]

🤑

anyhow let me gift you it 🐖

[noble cradle]

Bro lives in the wrong timezone 🫵 😂

[silent smelt]

what is anomaly

[frosty drum]

For me it's little less than than 10 hours

[west path]

I will make the bitterns… an invasive species in poland

That will ruin their international reputation

[noble cradle]

This is how Allah will save you

[noble cradle]

SATAN

[west path]

the 180 is crazy

[silent smelt]

4 more years for jarz

[west path]

@noble cradle check the gift message btw 🎎

it has important information

[noble cradle]

Ok

I will when I finish filling up my wahaatereater bottlr

[west path]

satanism

@earnest salmon when is our next mp game

[earnest salmon]

Anomaly multiplayer when

[west path]

🐖

the Bittern Druid (parader) got anomaly

[cunning niche]

I need stellaris so i can join the mp games ive been hearing abt

[earnest salmon]

I can host in like 10 minutes, but if we do anomaly, yall wanna start as one faction and spread out later? I can edit the starter colony to give us 3x the guys

[west path]

satanism

[noble cradle]

Baŕaàcķaaaa

[midnight ocean]

https://tenor.com/view/wtf-bruh-gif-26585205

[sullen pawn]

STAR THIS

[midnight ocean]

I will sue worldbox , This maxim karpenko guy will hear about my laywer . My son who has been playing worldbox for 2 days on the same world saw the king of his favourite village die of age , he is now traumatized . Now i ask 25k dollars in reparation for my son's traumatism.

[noble cradle]

@west path three million dabloons will be brought by the bitterns flying out of the Irish bogs

[earnest salmon]

@west path yay or nay @noble cradle

[silent smelt]

cosmicpotato fall off is crazy

[midnight ocean]

True

[silent smelt]

https://tenor.com/view/unleash-the-beast-beast-mode-beast-dying-light-kyle-crane-gif-8636289856066898610

[west path]

yay

[earnest salmon]

Episx

[west path]

real

[silent smelt]

https://tenor.com/view/lethal-company-gif-8890329830311161961

[west path]

what is his falloff

what happened 🥶

[west path]

Ja pozwe Worldboxa do sądu, Ten ziomek maxim karpenko usłyszy o moim adwokacie. Mój syn który już gra w worldboxa przez dwa dni na tym samym świecie zobaczył jak jego ulubiony król zmarł z starości, i jest on teraz ztraumatyzowany. Teraz prosze o 25 tysięcy dollarów jako reparacje dla mojego syna traume

[earnest salmon]

~bt

[hardy saffron]

@earnest salmon: Mam zamiar pozwać Worldbox i poprosić Maxima Karpenko o reprezentowanie mnie. Chłopiec, który od dwóch dni uprawiał sport na tym świecie, zasmucił się śmiercią ukochanego króla. Żąda 25 000 dolarów odszkodowania za obrażenia syna.

[silent smelt]

look up cosmicpotato apology

@wild mason I have realised that what I said earlier may have been rude 🐬, I am genuinely sorry if that was indeed the case (this IS sincere; reading it over it doesn't sound like it is but it's kinda hard to format a message to sound nice)

[west path]

real

[silent smelt]

@west path Am I A Girl?

[earnest salmon]

Yes

[noble cradle]

No you are a femboy

It's hereditary

[west path]

yes

woman

[silent smelt]

https://www.roblox.com/users/126441047/profile

[west path]

what was this even for btw

blumi might be addicted to mice

[silent smelt]

btw

if you say "i wanna see girls in bikinis" on roblox

it'll flag you and ban you for a day

[west path]

i intend to sue worldbox and ask Maxim Karpenko to represent me in court. A boy, who for two days has partaken in sport on this world, was saddened by the death of a beloved king. He demands 25 thousand dollars in reparations for saddening his son.

i forgot that polish cant entirely use english sentence structure

which is cooked

[silent smelt]

mam zamiar pozwać Worldbox i poprosić Maxima Karpenko o reprezentowanie mnie w sądzie. Chłopiec, który od dwóch dni uprawia sport na tym świecie, pogrążył się w smutku po śmierci ukochanego króla. Żąda 25 tysięcy dolarów zadośćuczynienia za zasmucenie syna.

[west path]

jarz has his own bt thats crazy

can you translate that into slovak

[silent smelt]

what is bt

Zažalujem Worldbox a požiadam Maxima Karpenka, aby ma zastupoval na súde. Chlapca, ktorý už dva dni športuje na tomto svete, smrť milovaného kráľa zarmútila. Požaduje odškodné 25 000 dolárov za to, že rozrušil svojho syna.

I will sue Worldbox and ask Maxim Karpenko to represent me in court. The boy, who has been playing sports in this world for two days, was saddened by the death of his beloved king. He is seeking $25,000 in damages for upsetting his son.

[earnest salmon]

~bt

[hardy saffron]

@earnest salmon: I sued Worldbox and asked Maxim Karpenko to represent my interests in court. The boy stayed in the field for two days because of the death of his beloved king. He paid 25 thousand dollars for the death of his son.

[earnest salmon]

Poor maxim 😔

[brittle gust]

Happy new year gameroom

[midnight ocean]

Not even rat king role 🥱

[earnest salmon]

Not new years for me yet, tell me... is it going well over there in the new year?

[quick idol]

2025 will be the year of mapwars trust

[rose cape]

2024 was the year of mapwars 👽

[quick idol]

how

it was tbe DARK AGES of mapwars

[rose cape]

81% of game room is 2024

[quick idol]

Fish and bow barely host, klez comes up with peak ideas only to be unable to host after a few sessions

[brittle gust]

No

[quick idol]

manneva defcon is the only active mw

[rose cape]

and before that?

there were no map wars

in game room

[brittle gust]

Peak game room

[brittle gust]

There were

[rose cape]

not for the vast majority of 2023

or 2022

or 2021

[quick idol]

Wasnt honey bee's last modern mw in december 2023

That was basically mega mw

[quick idol]

also werent all his mws 2023 actually

[rose cape]

stats dont lie ercan 🤫

[pine copper]

🇲🇽

[quick idol]

How much of this is actual mapwars

[rose cape]

probably a good portion

manneva, fish mw, bowistan

[prime compass]

Thanks to qevster

And..

[rose cape]

ercan

he is the #2 game roomer

[prime compass]

Where I rank

@rose cape

[rose cape]

idk

the data is old

but you are below top 10

[prime compass]

💔

[prisma flame]

One day I'll figure out how to make a map that's not terrible

Then I'll host

[quick idol]

I know a guy worse than you

@signal tulip

[prisma flame]

Ercan should I just do space map war so I don't have to worry about making a perfect map

[rose cape]

~bt

[hardy saffron]

@rose cape: Don't even think about creating an entire map for free because you'll have to fight for space.

[rose cape]

LEVEL UP @rose cape! Your WorldBox clout just went through the roof! Your level is now : 73! WOOP WOOP.

[prisma flame]

What

[prime compass]

@prisma flame hey!!

[prisma flame]

Bele min

[prime compass]

When accept friend request

[prisma flame]

Ok done

[prime compass]

Creazy

[quick idol]

@prisma flame look at this guys unironic plans for a ww1 mw

[prisma flame]

@quick idol how does it feel to be top 5 worldboxian

[prime compass]

Just 2 months ago id say "you fuck you"

[prime compass]

Am I top 5

[prisma flame]

Why is there a square

[prisma flame]

You're top 3 buddy bud

[rose cape]

this cant be real

[prime compass]

Where do I rank exactly

[quick idol]

thats the legend

[quick idol]

It is

On god

I wish it wasnt

[prime compass]

Bro pulled out mapchart

[quick idol]

no i downloaded the image from his message history 🤓 👆

[prime compass]

Shut UP

You armenian guy

[rose cape]

~bt

[hardy saffron]

@rose cape: No, I added a photo to the message profile 🤓 👆

[quick idol]

~bt AmazTING

[hardy saffron]

@quick idol: can be used

[quick idol]

HUH

[prime compass]

~bt ercan

[hardy saffron]

@prime compass: bitki

[quick idol]

@prime compass this means plant in turkish

[prisma flame]

Bele min should I host schizo mw again

[prime compass]

Ok

But not nöw

[prisma flame]

Ok

[quick idol]

TEACUP WILL BE DESTROYED

[prisma flame]

Theres a second schizo map war

[quick idol]

???

[prisma flame]

Where there's unironically 5 skillerz's

[quick idol]

Show

~bt BookishPick

[hardy saffron]

@quick idol: Library options

[marsh lance]

The flesh realm

[quick idol]

Are the middle nations skillerz

[prisma flame]

No red is skillerz

But there's 5 skillerz's roaming around

Anarchist skillerz

Communist skillerz

Capitalist skillerz

Democratic skillerz

[quick idol]

Can i be a rebel organization againdt him i HATE skillerz

[prisma flame]

Ok also klez got communist skillerz executed by tribes people

[quick idol]

Whens the next session fr...

I cant live without it

[prisma flame]

Theres insane lore bro

[west path]

you are late

me and parader and toasty made a new mp game

its pea

[prisma flame]

So like pink people did genocide on green people

[cerulean siren]

Hello

[prisma flame]

Then they took over the whole island

[cerulean siren]

Nooxd

[prisma flame]

But green revolted

And klez was a rebel in pink

And he stormed the capital

[quick idol]

Internal mw 2 when

[prisma flame]

Also the emperor was donald duck

Then skillerz nuked the capital

And donald duck died

So klez became the ruler

Then skillerz and klez had a war where skillerz went to the shores but got pushed back

Then green guys under dictator eren yeager invaded skillerz and combined with klez took him down

But he secretly escaped

[quick idol]

i WILL overthrow skillerz

[prisma flame]

Basically all the other skillerz want to overthrow skillerz

Anarchist skillerz made his own rebel faction and left

Capitalist skillerz opened up industries everywhere

So yea

[marsh lance]

Was at girlfriend haus 🤯

[prisma flame]

Peak schizo war

[rose cape]

~bt

[hardy saffron]

@rose cape: Parader, Toasty and I made a new MP game

[rose cape]

what is mp

[west path]

multiplayer

[elder arch]

Basically, it’s like when computers talk to eachother through giant cables that run under the ocean to other nations across the world, in fact i am sending this message through to you using the internet right now

And like a multiplayer server is like sending a bunch of actions in a short period of time to play a game with someone else who is also sending those actions

[rose cape]

what game

[wraith quarry]

I AM ANGRU

[frank latch]

Hi Angru

[wraith quarry]

THEY REPLACED THE OLD P40 GENESIS LOCOMOTIVES WITH THESE ON THE TRACKS CLOSEST TO ME

LOOK HOW UGLY AND EVIL THIS IS

[cerulean siren]

Space mw

Is "Internal"

Or has internal aspects

[quick idol]

Internal space mw

[rose cape]

why is fish german

[wraith quarry]

just the google image i grabbed

but this is evil

amtrak must die for this

[frank latch]

and any number of the other problems they have

[wraith quarry]

no

just this

[signal tulip]

Better*

[marsh lance]

whats the deal with amtrak anyway

[marsh lance]

are you diagnosed btw

odd question but

[frank latch]

they suck

[marsh lance]

i might be able to relate to you

[wraith quarry]

die

[marsh lance]

fish i would actually love you more if it were true, thats cool as shit

[frank latch]

the answer is no

[frank latch]

Eh

I feel like that's a bit odd

[marsh lance]

platonic

[frank latch]

no

not that

you should love someone regardless of whether or not they're considered something

[wraith quarry]

what if they're a minority

[marsh lance]

well duh, i already have like a base level of platonic love for everyone here

you guys are my friands

[marsh lance]

is he clip farming for #fish posting?

[frank latch]

There's 2 ways this could go

[frank latch]

my point was

How much you love someone shouldn't be dependent or even changed by whether or not they have a condition or not

[wraith quarry]

maybe

but

it's also true

[prisma flame]

even me?

actually the answer to that is no

im literally not a human being

[pine copper]

True

[prisma flame]

ok i think

this is accurrate

idk garlic made his own too

now to name them

[frank latch]

who decided that border for Garlicia

my god

[cunning niche]

@walrus pin thus

[prisma flame]

thamior

he said it should be a straight line

garlic got the east side of that line

im pretty sure garlic wanted it to be something like this but less straight

but oh well

actually this is what he wanted it to be

except the southern island

[cunning niche]

@sullen pawn is papua new guineas

[gilded harbor]

What is that

[prisma flame]

when are we getting greater Arre

[gilded harbor]

What is Amtrack

[balmy epoch]

@fallen cipher kafir alert 🚨

[rose cape]

this is never happening sorry

[cerulean siren]

South Allurba

[prisma flame]

wait

this map might not be accurate

what happened to banam after the nuclear war

[balmy epoch]

nothing

[prisma flame]

ok nevermind then

[rose cape]

he lost all his nukes

[prisma flame]

actually cooked bro

[gilded harbor]

That's what you guys think

He just hasn't found my stash yet

[frosty drum]

Hello

[cerulean siren]

"Crazy how when Acnaqians launch nukes its "fair" and "just" and recive millions in aid, while when I luanch nukes its "Warmongering" "Reckless"

• Bananam

[gilded harbor]

~bt

[hardy saffron]

@gilded harbor: Young people take the bait and help millions with 'good' and 'yes' but 'war' made me 'love': Eyal

[rose cape]

bro thinks hes the former leader of the state of the state bordering syria to the west

[prisma flame]

accurate defcon map

[sullen pawn]

thamior

[gilded harbor]

~owoify

[hardy saffron]

@gilded harbor: >w< bwo thinks hes da fuwmew weadew of da state of da state bowdewing sywia tu da west UwU

[sullen pawn]

EWWW WHY DID YOU CHANGE THAMS COLOR

[prisma flame]

its the SAME as the SIR

bro

it has to be changed

[frosty drum]

Is this still accurate months later?

[prisma flame]

either him or SIR

[sullen pawn]

its slightly lighter

at least make it more green

[prisma flame]

yes actually next session im gonna KILL all of you

[sullen pawn]

@prisma flame send me ur file

[prisma flame]

its the same as yours

kinda

just changed color

[frosty drum]

What if I gave you 1 coin

[wraith quarry]

US national passenger rail company

[sullen pawn]

i ahve a bunch of other stuff too

[wraith quarry]

it's cool but it has the issue of being bankrupt

[sullen pawn]

not the same btw

[balmy epoch]

when do we destroy him

[frosty drum]

Imagine someone here made an Unofficial Sequel to defcon manneva called Fallout Manneva

[sullen pawn]

heyy

[balmy epoch]

@prisma flame combine me and fakher see how it would look

[prisma flame]

bro i ONLY like desaturated colors

[sullen pawn]

if blumi gives me permission i will....

[prisma flame]

ok

[balmy epoch]

with my color

pink is a femboy color

[gilded harbor]

Make Qeverland the only surviving nation @sullen pawn

[sullen pawn]

hoenstly if i did i may have garlicia get fully killed

[rose cape]

which one is fakher

[sullen pawn]

or just haev someone else paly it

i'd favor the garlician player though

[balmy epoch]

Shaitan

[frosty drum]

Every nation should be destroyed to a degree

[rose cape]

~bt

[gilded harbor]

Are there actually any player nations in Qeverland

[cerulean siren]

Much cooler

[hardy saffron]

@rose cape: Everyone is at risk in different ways.

[balmy epoch]

@fallen cipher does Allah approve of this?

[frosty drum]

Pat

[sullen pawn]

matty and pat

[balmy epoch]

ramady

[sullen pawn]

@prisma flame leak ur layers

[fallen cipher]

Ask him

[sullen pawn]

WAIT

ITS TIME TO N-N-NAME!!

[gilded harbor]

What

[frosty drum]

Can I see that alliance map

[sullen pawn]

no its secret

its just the alliance I'm in

[rose cape]

og colors not being locked is crazy

[sullen pawn]

do you see anything locked

[rose cape]

no

[sullen pawn]

og colors is just the final manneva map

[rose cape]

yeah why wouldnt you lock that layer

[gilded harbor]

Walyru looks so much nicer

[rose cape]

so you dont accidentally mutilate it

[sullen pawn]

i can just find it again

its psoted in the game room discord

you ltierally sent the image

lol

[prisma flame]

thats it

im gonna do names

real

[sullen pawn]

i forgot you have an old version of my file

[prisma flame]

yes

garlic you did half the work get cooked

i just recolor stuff with desaturated ones

[sullen pawn]

lol

garlicia used to be so big

[gilded harbor]

You aren't BoW you don't need to desaturate everything

[balmy epoch]

ercan’s old land lmao

imagine LOSING it

[sullen pawn]

how he supplied that we will never know

[frosty drum]

Ultimate Defcon Strategy frfrfr

Just leveled up BEFORE THE NEW YEAR

[quick idol]

We're all gonna lose land in manneva DEFCON next session

[quick idol]

lose all of our land

[balmy epoch]

there won’t be a nuclear war

[gilded harbor]

Whar

[quick idol]

we said that before the nuclear exchange

[quick idol]

Unless @noble cedar nukes garlic then im gonna join in and save nordland

[signal tulip]

Ercan lost his lands? That's crazy

[frosty drum]

That was Bananam who started the exchange btw

[balmy epoch]

help us destroy nordland

[rose cape]

~owoify

[hardy saffron]

@rose cape: buuh just wevewed up befuwe da n-new yeaw (´・ω・)ﾉ

[quick idol]

im tiadee's unofficial advisor

Im also pro-nuclear war

[signal tulip]

Finally some action

I love some nuclear war

[quick idol]

also the head of nordland intel

[rose cape]

unreal

[signal tulip]

Can someone just assassinate him

He sounds too important

[gilded harbor]

Honestly blumi would probably make the NPCs or people in your country nuke people

Like cause blumi had nuclear operators stop Bananam from firing more nukes

[cunning niche]

That was bullshit but it did help me save my nation 🙏

[quick idol]

join us in the unofficial tiadee advisors council

[signal tulip]

What do you do there

[quick idol]

tell tia to start nuclear war until it works

[signal tulip]

Uh I don't know how that works

But sure ill join

[wraith quarry]

@cunning niche what's it like in 2025

[cunning niche]

Awesome sauce

I know all the memes that will happen

I have a headstart

[quick idol]

manneva defcon ends in nordland victory

Honey bee is the worst hit

[marsh lance]

True

[rose cape]

the glazing is crazy

[marsh lance]

Probably idk you as much as other members

[marsh lance]

6 hours until 2025 for me

This has been the year ever

[rose cape]

~bt

[signal tulip]

I haven't seen the outside since last year

[hardy saffron]

@rose cape: I love everyone here

[marsh lance]

Even you bt critter

[wraith quarry]

goodbye 2024

[rose cape]

202

[wraith quarry]

you will not be missed

[frank latch]

404 error

[rose cape]

lying is a sin btw

[rose cape]

.fm

[frank latch]

~bt

[wraith quarry]

i found an old 1883 map of my surrounding region

[hardy saffron]

@frank latch: Lying is a sin.

[wraith quarry]

it's insane

[frank latch]

so is gluttony

[rose cape]

@cunning niche will bow host in 2025

[rose cape]

so is sloth

breaking news bow doesnt know what sloth is 😱

[sullen pawn]

SHOULD I HOST THIS NEW MAPWAR

[cunning niche]

Yes

[quick idol]

Wheres the last surviving ercanian colony

[quick idol]

🦥

[frank latch]

I don't understand the internet

or anything...

[rose cape]

this feels wrong

[prisma flame]

chat rate defcon session 3 map

[rose cape]

@wild mason first and last map war of 2024 is crazy

[sullen pawn]

🤓

[prisma flame]

ok

[rose cape]

WAIT

NO

FIRST MAP WAR OF 2024 WAS UXAIR MW

[balmy epoch]

I’ll do it

[sullen pawn]

what

[rose cape]

#🎲game-room message

[sullen pawn]

nsfw

[rose cape]

wait no it wasnt

[prisma flame]

Yeah sure buddy im gonna host right now

[rose cape]

IT WAS FAKHER MW???

[prisma flame]

So that I'll be the last of 2024

(Joke)

[frank latch]

bet

[prisma flame]

Ok so this nuclear effect

[rose cape]

yeah it was fakher #🎲game-room message

[prisma flame]

Idk let me make it an actual circle then I can use it for when some place gets nuked

[prisma flame]

Cooked

[fallen cipher]

BASED

BASED

BASED

OH I REMEMBER THIS

[signal tulip]

Why are you guys talking about 2024

[fallen cipher]

PEAK MAP WAT

[signal tulip]

It's 2025

[fallen cipher]

PEAK MAP WAR

[cunning niche]

@fallen cipher dms

[fallen cipher]

Absolute cinema

[prisma flame]

its not 2025 until it hits the shores of the USA

[signal tulip]

Smh always about you guys

[frank latch]

my honest reaction:

[prisma flame]

yeah we rule the world get cooked

[signal tulip]

Always these est guys 😑

[signal tulip]

I'm sure russias 100 year old military equipment will make you guys scared 😈

[prisma flame]

russia can barely fight off ukraine bro

why cant we just nuke russia off the map btw

what if we like

make it so they cant nuke us back

then nuke them

real

[signal tulip]

But but they haven't used all their equipments 🥺

It's not like some of them haven't been used since the cold war

That can't be right

[signal tulip]

Fr they should just surprise nuke attack them

I'm sure that will work

[prisma flame]

@fallen cipher host

for the funny

[fallen cipher]

Sure!

[rapid ibex]

Nope actually I’m leaving fakhers here

[prisma flame]

thamior

[balmy epoch]

can we leave fakher in 2024

[prisma flame]

why did you make garlicia border a straight line

[sullen pawn]

bodies of water

[rapid ibex]

[fallen cipher]

Guys join the acnaq map war

[prisma flame]

ok

me

[fallen cipher]

@frank latch @cunning niche @sullen pawn

[sullen pawn]

put me on his bottom testicle

[fallen cipher]

That's not a okay

[sullen pawn]

he has balls

you cant tell me those arnt balls

[rapid ibex]

It looks better and I wanted to divide it evenly and in a way where he wouldn’t complain. It also gives Blumi a little less of a stroke with border gore

[fallen cipher]

THATS NOT BALLS

THOSE ARE ISLANDS

[prisma flame]

fair

[frank latch]

I ain't gonna play

but

I will host Bowistan

[fallen cipher]

Nope

[rapid ibex]

Also I wanted a north/South Korea border but it’s East/west

[fallen cipher]

You are going to play

[frank latch]

erm
who says?

[rapid ibex]

I’d be down except I have other things to do so maybe not

[fallen cipher]

Ok me

[prisma flame]

when will bookishpick be allowed in bowistan 😔

[frank latch]

when you finally let me add you

[fallen cipher]

@balmy epoch @rose cape @midnight ocean when are you joining the acnaq map war

[prisma flame]

do you join as a new nation or like a pre-existing one

[prisma flame]

WTF why did you leak acnaq's face dude

[fallen cipher]

Pre existing one

[prisma flame]

thats not cool

[frank latch]

join as new

[frank latch]

Sorry
I didn't know you were hosting Bowistan

[prisma flame]

blumi i have a question

when did you become obsessed with mice

[fallen cipher]

Ok

[frank latch]

That's a good question

It used to be rabbits

[prisma flame]

of mice and men

[rapid ibex]

Fairly recently I think

Like past month or smth?

[prisma flame]

wait

[rapid ibex]

But his profile has had mice in the past too

[prisma flame]

blumi are you just a fan of of mice and men

[prisma flame]

let me be here

[prisma flame]

i am gonna conquer acnaq's forehead

[sullen pawn]

@fallen cipher build guns

[fallen cipher]

Roll a 69 dice

[sullen pawn]

,roll, 69, 69

,roll 69, 69

[haughty inlet]

bot_islazy

:game_die: You rolled 48

[sullen pawn]

ok what

[fallen cipher]

@prisma flame a group of dogs invade your capital they demand you leave and make them the new kings

[sullen pawn]

,roll 69, red

[haughty inlet]

bot_islazy

:game_die: You rolled 26

[sullen pawn]

,roll red, 69

[haughty inlet]

bot_islazy

:game_die: 69

[sullen pawn]

i did it

[prisma flame]

ill make them the kings but im not leaving

[fallen cipher]

UK what just do the normal roll

[prisma flame]

compromise

[fallen cipher]

Yk*

[fallen cipher]

They don't want you to stay there

[sullen pawn]

,roll 69

[haughty inlet]

bot_islazy

:game_die: 69

[fallen cipher]

They want YOU OUT

[prisma flame]

yeah ok shoot them

[sullen pawn]

i did it

[fallen cipher]

I'm not stupid

[prisma flame]

let me do a roll

[fallen cipher]

okay you get guns

Congratulations!

[sullen pawn]

YAYA

[prisma flame]

,roll 69

[haughty inlet]

bookishpick

:game_die: You rolled 62

[fallen cipher]

You don't have guns

[sullen pawn]

@fallen cipher teach my men how to use guns

[prisma flame]

ok kill them

thats the roll

[cunning niche]

https://tenor.com/view/punishing-bird-breach-lobotomy-corporation-lob-corp-lobcorp-gif-18378812510204255330

[fallen cipher]

You shoot the dogs with imaginary guns they are very mad now

[prisma flame]

give them a bone

NOW

[fallen cipher]

And they are not leaving until they kill everyone

[prisma flame]

how many men do i have

[fallen cipher]

In your country

[frank latch]

edited

[fallen cipher]

Like 500

The dogs are

2000

[prisma flame]

what the fuck

[frank latch]

,roll 69

[prisma flame]

omg

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: 69

[prisma flame]

ok fakher can i escape

[fallen cipher]

Yea they are dogs

[fallen cipher]

You can build a shit and escape to the nugget island

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/828805304807718912/1323796780684415026/Selection_2025-01-01T00.35.38.png?ex=6775d153&is=67747fd3&hm=2e67d722e23ddf4298f7cdf252d5bb1cc16a7a92e1d913b6b86b7657430d4041&

[prisma flame]

yea let me escape there on a shit

ok

[fallen cipher]

ship*

[fallen cipher]

The dogs now have wings

[marsh lance]

Guys…

[fallen cipher]

They are following you

[prisma flame]

acnaq map war

[prisma flame]

ok before they get here... build guns

,roll 69

[haughty inlet]

bookishpick

:game_die: You rolled 50

[marsh lance]

Its more than that

Among us mw

[fallen cipher]

You build 50 guns

[prisma flame]

ok i promise to the one who shoots the most

they will become

gunslinger

[fallen cipher]

Half of your men are equipped and prepared for a war

[prisma flame]

and be right hand man

[fallen cipher]

Roll

[prisma flame]

,roll 69

[haughty inlet]

bookishpick

:game_die: You rolled 44

[prisma flame]

LEVEL UP @prisma flame! Your WorldBox clout just went through the roof! Your level is now : 47! WOOP WOOP.

[fallen cipher]

,roll 69 dog roll

[haughty inlet]

mynameisfakher

:game_die: You rolled 58

[fallen cipher]

That's not good. . .

[prisma flame]

fakher its fine

ill win next time

[frank latch]

,roll try, don't try

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: try

[frank latch]

,roll vote, no vote

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: vote

[frank latch]

BRUH

[silent smelt]

new slovak anthem

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMZYJdd5kO0&ab_channel=IgorRevaj

[frank latch]

Crazy

[fallen cipher]

The dogs have landed on your land

They are VERY MAD and they are prepared to absolutely KILL EVERY SINGLE PERSON IN YOUR NATION

@prisma flame you can do a defensive roll

Or just do something else

Entirely

[prisma flame]

hmmm

i want to SHOOT the dogs AGAIN

,roll 69

[haughty inlet]

bookishpick

:game_die: You rolled 34

[prisma flame]

fck

[fallen cipher]

The dogs try stealing your guns

,roll 69

[haughty inlet]

mynameisfakher

:game_die: You rolled 16

[fallen cipher]

They fail to steal your guns

But they will attack you without the guns

,roll 69

[haughty inlet]

mynameisfakher

:game_die: You rolled 68

[fallen cipher]

damn

@prisma flame

Your people are the red

The dogs are the purple

Your people are escaping to the dark green areas

[prisma flame]

ok just run

run run run

[fallen cipher]

Roll

[frosty drum]

@frank latch don't host on new years

Eve

[frank latch]

why?

It's not supposed to be an important or key session or anything
just a short small thing for fun

[frosty drum]

Oh ok
How long

[prisma flame]

,roll 69

[haughty inlet]

bookishpick

:game_die: You rolled 24

[frank latch]

I probably won't even do the Walstun Sea War cus ain't gonna do allat

[prisma flame]

bro

this actualy hates me

[frank latch]

Idk, like 45 minutes

[prisma flame]

im cooked fakher

[marsh lance]

Will he.. be able to read dee em? 😱

[frosty drum]

Ok
How about we not allow war actions

[marsh lance]

Ngl imma do some cute shit this session

I will host the Vogalian new years

110 AS

[frank latch]

I could do a silly session

silly sounds dumb ngl...

[frosty drum]

Dew it

[frank latch]

what's the term?

[cunning niche]

@frank latch if ur gonna host dont half ass a session

[frank latch]

but I don't have much time to host

and probably don't have the people here to actually do that

[cunning niche]

Then dont

[frank latch]

Bruh

[wild mason]

Yeah but you did it to Acnaq instead

[quick idol]

@wild mason discord made the reactions small again

[marsh lance]

Chat, new years is coming again

[wild mason]

I don't like this

[quick idol]

this SUCKS

[wild mason]

Wait reactions are small specifically on poll results

That's even weirder

[quick idol]

discord doing drugs again

[steep merlin]

Reminder for @rose cape

Reminder from YAGPDB

we are now officially closer to 2050 than 2000 😱

[frank latch]

Die

[rose cape]

crazy

[wild mason]

Crazy ?

[rose cape]

blumi were you ever crazy once

im from the future now 😱

[wild mason]

Yes, crazy crazy crazy all the time, in your face, all the time

[earnest salmon]

I hate cookies now..

[earnest salmon]

[marsh lance]

He must be killed for his greed

[cerulean siren]

The Nuclear Strikes in Acnaq where staged and faked

[steep merlin]

In the 1930s, two Russian biologists discovered that color change in Siamese kittens depend on their body temperature. Siamese cats carry albino genes that work only when the body temperature is above 98° F. If these kittens are left in a very warm room, their points won’t darken and they will stay a creamy white.

Set a reminder in 2 hours and 42 minutes from now (<t:1735700500:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command

[frosty drum]

When is my region of the world going to get the Year 2025 update

[prime compass]

@frank latch bowistan poll needed

[steep merlin]

Set a reminder in 2 hours and 39 minutes from now (<t:1735700449:f>)
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View reminders with the reminders command

You can have a maximum of 25 active reminders; list all your reminders with the reminders command in DM, doing it in a server will only show reminders set in the server

[wild mason]

That's crazy

[steep merlin]

Set a reminder in 7 hours and 36 minutes from now (<t:1735718458:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command

[rose cape]

middle america new year

[frank latch]

it isn't happening anyway 😔

[prime compass]

Just send it

[marsh lance]

Critter would you buy me the seal ice cream?

[waxen remnant]

@marsh lance whats ylands

[marsh lance]

Why me?

First you must answer

If you would buy the seal ice cream for me

[midnight ocean]

ylands in deez nuts

@wild mason Manneva

Herb

When

[silent smelt]

who do you think you are

[wild mason]

Idk maybe next year

[silent smelt]

https://tenor.com/view/peter-bonnington-bono-f1-lewis-hamilton-gif-15639220116701361253

[silent smelt]

look into #🌎general

[wild mason]

Why he so smug

[midnight ocean]

He gets the joke

[silent smelt]

its 2025 for me lil bro

[midnight ocean]

You haven’t showered in a year

[silent smelt]

and

[wild mason]

What's your top CK3 moment

[silent smelt]

normal for me

holy shit i nearly leaked my credit card number

copy and paste leak

@wild mason should i get crusader kings iii all dlcs?

[wild mason]

No

Just get the good ones

[silent smelt]

holy shit

what

am i seeing wrong

is this the

@wild mason i need your help

is this the

[wild mason]

What 0

[silent smelt]

new slovak 3% tax

or

[marsh lance]

@midnight ocean please i beg, would you make this pat purchase

[silent smelt]

a dlc costs 30 usd each

this has to be the new slovak tax no?

there is no way

[wild mason]

They do that's why you get them on sale

They aren't worth it unless they're on sale

[silent smelt]

MF WHAT HAPPENS TOMORROW WHEN THE NEW TAX GETS APPLIED

WILL THEY ALL COST 60USD?

WTF

\

@wild mason this has to be a mistake

they meant to write 19.99

[wild mason]

Nope

It's Paradox

Why doesn't the winter sale apply though

[midnight ocean]

Yes

[silent smelt]

the slovak consolidation package prohibits sales

[stable kettle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/585547820228935702/1052507041937244240/pig.gif

[marsh lance]

I would share with you

[midnight ocean]

When in my first playthrough my skilled king died and his son almost lost the kingdom to rebellious vassals who had been feuding with his house since the beginning

But I save scummed and won the battle

[silent smelt]

holy shit ill fucking delete that spotify invite

before someone accuses me of bypassing slurs

i was watching in horror as i was skipping songs

@wild mason should i purchase?

[wild mason]

I don't know

[silent smelt]

😨

please i hope my card gets denied

i am going to sleep holy shit i cant

[gilded harbor]

Honestly a massive W, 90% of sales are scammy sales tactics

[midnight ocean]

What lmao

That’s cooked

[midnight ocean]

How much you want to bet that it doesn’t actually lower prices and Slovaks just have to pay more

[gilded harbor]

For any big companies honestly probably not and for small companies it'll probably just be more expensive

But honestly it's basically just a strict false advertisement law that also takes out some true advertisement

[prisma flame]

Acnaq when are you slaughtering banam for nuking you

Its canonical

[west path]

WHAT

youre cookd

cooked

[west path]

they are still sales

[west path]

Slovakia is in a shit state

it probably doesn't help

[frosty drum]

3 hours till new years

[steep merlin]

Reminder for @rose cape

Reminder from YAGPDB

brazilians celebrate new year

[gilded harbor]

Not necessarily

[west path]

@wraith quarry i found a stupidly obscure game https://store.steampowered.com/app/1489630/Carrier_Command_2/

Steam

Carrier Command 2

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Price

$17.99

Recommendations

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▶ Play video

this might be peak

i wanna see

yeah its peak

im getting it

ITS STILL BEING UPDATED

holy shit this is peak.

[rose cape]

@west path sleep

[west path]

maybe

but not now

[wraith quarry]

wish it was ww2

[noble cradle]

once upon a time there lived 3 little piggies, acnaq, eye, and vague. After turning 6 (21 in pig years), mama pig sent them out into the real world with a small bit of cash. The first little piggie, acnaq, did not work. He did not go to college. Instead, he spent all his money on crack and booze and women. So, he built his house out of straw. When the tax collector came, acnaq could not pay, so he huffed and he puffed and took his house down, and then he put little acnaq in a state penintentiary,

The next little piggie, Eye, was smarter. Eye however, was a very greedy piggy. He went through college, but he stole money from alot of bad people when he worked part time as a pizza chef. One day, right after his graduation, he went to buy a house of wood. The next day, 13 italian mobsters came to get the money back, and since he couldnt pay, the mobsters huffed and puffed and burnt him in his house.

Finally, there was vague. Vague was the smartest piggy. After finishing college, Vague join the border police on the mexican border. This way, vague was very hard working and made A LOT of money. So, unlike the other piggies, vague put down a mortgage on a house of bricks. So, when the IRS came, no matter what they tried, they couldnt huff and puff and take the house down.

The end.

[earnest salmon]

~bt

[hardy saffron]

The message is too long, sorry!

[earnest salmon]

😟

[frosty drum]

IM STILL IN 2024

[gilded harbor]

All of America is dw

Not quite all of the continent but

[frosty drum]

I'm still in 2024 BC

[earnest salmon]

I wanna leave 2024 already 😔

Day 1 2025 will change all my problems. Trust

[gilded harbor]

Bro you are 2024 BC if bc was before carbon

[hollow garden]

Hehe

Stuck in last year

The feeble American mind cannot comprehend 2025

@brittle gust happy new year btw I saw your message

Hopefully this year will be a year of happiness and good tidings for us

[west path]

when are you getting it so we can both play it

[west path]

You will become goated at rimworld in 2025 trust

[earnest salmon]

Real

[west path]

hows 2024 like

im already outta there 🤣🤣🤣

[gilded harbor]

Pretty good honestly

Better than 2020-2023

[prisma flame]

its NOT 2025 until it hits the shores of the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

[west path]

True

[prisma flame]

https://tenor.com/view/american-flag-gif-26688379

[gilded harbor]

What about hawaii

[west path]

theres a missile headed for baltimore

it will reach on new years eve

[prisma flame]

mainland

[prisma flame]

good

im cooked

[west path]

🫡

[prisma flame]

btw this is actually something im paranoid of cause im borderlien fucking schizo

[gilded harbor]

Hawaii is mainland and Continental USA is the colony

[prisma flame]

hawaii is barely a state

when is puerto rico becoming a state

[gilded harbor]

When we kill their government

Or the second they try to leave us

[prisma flame]

being a territory must suck

also cause

im pretty sure 60% of americans dont know that puerto rico is in america

[gilded harbor]

It's outside of America

[prisma flame]

you know what i mean though

its a TERRITORY buddy

and future state

wait how would i say that

america is in puerto rico

[frosty drum]

Hello chattaronians

[prisma flame]

it embodies americana

idfk

[prisma flame]

am i an official gameroomian now

btw

do we even have AW in here

[west path]

no

[frosty drum]

@west path @gilded harbor

[gilded harbor]

I mean even I feel like I'm pretty new gamerolm

[hollow garden]

Aw and Mws are the same thing

[frosty drum]

@hollow garden