🎲game-room

[cunning niche]

Yeah

Ofc

[west path]

im sold

[cunning niche]

Pls vote

[cunning niche]

Tanks

[west path]

Eseron will not take legal accountability and will not politically back this action

i as an individual however

will

we keep this under wraps

[frank latch]

right

sorry

[west path]

If you cant keep your mouth shut... you'll be dead by your first week

[frank latch]

is that how long the invasion lasted?

[hollow garden]

So what happened

Did Fakher and Blumi make up

[west path]

@wraith quarry send out the signal to the higher ups BoW needs to die

can't keep your mouth shut you get cement shoes

[frank latch]

idk
but can you tell me more about my invasion plans? Cus I legitimately don't know what you're talking about and I would like to get to the bottom of it

or were you just trolling

[west path]

no

they're more bitter and spiteful

world peace isn't gonna be achieved because fakher exists

[wild mason]

Fakher is still pushing the one issue that is causing him strife

Id genuinely just leave him alone if he wasnt obviously interfering with my ally

[frank latch]

left on read once again 😔

[hollow garden]

Are you actually not planning to attack me?

[frank latch]

this must be what it feels like to play Bowistan

[frank latch]

no

I'm not

I never did

[west path]

ok kleznam as a former westerner

i can affirm that he

did not hvae

literally any plans

to attack you

[hollow garden]

Ah okay

I will ask my sources

[west path]

like that wasn't even in the books

he just wanted to be left alone

🕊️

[hollow garden]

@frank latch nvm

[frank latch]

wdym by former lol
and we never even had a gc 😭

[west path]

i'm third world now

[frank latch]

who told you this though?

[west path]

i turned neutral..

[hollow garden]

I see

[frank latch]

if only it were so easy for me 😔

[west path]

also tbf i was never a westerner because i was never a democracy

[frank latch]

I'm legitimately trying to turn neutral but they wouldn't let me

[west path]

im still a semi-constitutional monarchy

[prime compass]

Mage bow ...

[prime compass]

Kllleeeezzzzzz

[wild mason]

@frank latch Will you prevent Fakheri military assets from leaving this region if I open up relations again 👽

[frank latch]

depends
will it open up discussions to recognize my territory?

[wraith quarry]

@fallen cipher

[wild mason]

Also going to say this now

That purple nation is PROTECTED

[frank latch]

I don't think I can read actually

[fallen cipher]

What

[frank latch]

Definitely

[prime compass]

Chama

[wraith quarry]

expansion?

didnt u do that

[fallen cipher]

Uhm no?

[frank latch]

@wild mason Yes. We'll agree to prevent Fakher naval assets from leaving the strait

[fallen cipher]

But okay

[wild mason]

OK

[west path]

can koloth get new allania they deserve it for doing absolutely nothing

[wild mason]

Thanks

[fallen cipher]

Ties between Fakhernland and allania have reached an all-time low there's no coming back by the way

[wild mason]

@fallen cipher Would you agree to the purple nation getting this side of the river or nah

[fallen cipher]

Would you agree to leave me and my people alone?

Or nah

[frank latch]

@fallen cipher We advise Fakheri naval vessels to follow through with the blockade and just turn back in order to prevent any unnecessary confrontations

[wild mason]

Mf you were the one INTERFERING IN MY ALLY

[hollow garden]

who is even the purple nation

[wild mason]

IDK but I don't want them to be invaded

[fallen cipher]

Also fuck no

[wild mason]

OK, well they are still going to be protected

[west path]

fish mw world peace soon???

⁉️

[fallen cipher]

Well I will expand there eventually

[west path]

that would be quite hype

[wild mason]

And will this involve attacking them?

[frank latch]

If an attempt is made to break through, we will board the vessel and take control of it. If we're unable to do so, we will open fire.

[hollow garden]

Allania and fakherland are probably going to war soon

[frank latch]

Please don't let it get to that point

[wraith quarry]

true

[hollow garden]

I'm not sure about that

[fallen cipher]

Not with allania attacking Fakherland for jo reason

[fallen cipher]

I do not want war

[wraith quarry]

@wild mason can we please normalize

[west path]

tbf you're instigating

[wild mason]

This is what got me to finally open relations with BOW

[frank latch]

@wraith quarry Thoughts on reinacting the Terronein-Orion strait incident?

[fallen cipher]

I just wanna be left alone

[wraith quarry]

yes

[wild mason]

Im literally just DEFENDING against the schemes I saw coming a mile a way

[west path]

if this happens we get world peace

since all the tensions in the world are gonna disappear

well

excluding fakher

[fallen cipher]

@wraith quarry do I have computers

[west path]

but he will be eliminated

[prime compass]

Hello...sir

[west path]

not this again

motherfucker

[wild mason]

How is me stopping your obvious and illegal interference attacking you 👽

[hollow garden]

Hey belemin

What nation are you

[wraith quarry]

@frank latch Istalia would like to negotiate the purchase of Terronien land here.

[prime compass]

I am not in fish mw

[west path]

@wraith quarry condemn north fakhernland for continously undermining the sovereignty of the New Allanian peoples, and their leaders instigative attitude, which is in clear violation of the Gentlemen's Accords

[prime compass]

Hru kkez

[wild mason]

Seconded

[prime compass]

Kezzl

[wraith quarry]

1950s ig

[frank latch]

how many Terroneins and Tarans live there?

[fallen cipher]

WGAT?

WHAT?

[wild mason]

Didnt we retcon that

[wraith quarry]

no

we retconned the 1980s

[west path]

didnt they go up to 1990s

guh

[wild mason]

so these computers are only good for math and decoding

[wraith quarry]

essentially' yeah

[fallen cipher]

No I obviously have like 1970s computers or something

[hollow wasp]

Fish mw be like

[west path]

the most tech advancement we ever got in fish mw was when fakher was making his computers btw

😭

but

that got retconned

[wild mason]

Which he then randomly betrayed me with

[west path]

🕊️

[west path]

for no reason too

[fallen cipher]

BASED

[west path]

pulled the killswitch for nothing

[wild mason]

Why did bro use the weapon that was for a last ditch effort

At random

[west path]

this is why youre condemned btw

@wraith quarry can u stop backing fakher

he's obviously instigating a conflict

and an obstacle to normalizing relations with the east

🥶

[fallen cipher]

Omg bro

SHUT UP

[frank latch]

Fakher and Blumi finding the absolutely most absurd reason to go to war:

[wraith quarry]

i'd like to not let allania invade him and take allat over though

[frosty drum]

What's the reason

[fallen cipher]

The reason ks

[wild mason]

Im not going tot take all that over 👽

[west path]

then can't we just include you and other western powers at the peace table to prevent this

[wild mason]

I would just depose Fakher

[west path]

⁉️

i think them being allowed to depose fakher is something permissible

[wild mason]

And maybe give New Allania some land

[wraith quarry]

and would definitely not instate an RPP regime?

[fallen cipher]

Blumi blocking me from selling Fakheri history books to ethically Fakheri people

[west path]

i already suggested something

#🎲game-room message

[fallen cipher]

Also renaming southern Fakherland to new allania

[west path]

@wild mason would this be fine in exchange for fish withdrawing his backing of fakher

[wild mason]

They RENAMED THEMSELVES

[rapid ibex]

Ethnically?

[wraith quarry]

they can depose fakher IF he starts a war

[wild mason]

Yeah im fine with that

[fallen cipher]

No you renamed it yourself

[wild mason]

They ARent fakheri even

[west path]

@wraith quarry literally no reason to back fakher then..?

[fallen cipher]

You literally control the country bro

[wild mason]

But hes still intefering in my all

ally

[hollow garden]

I'm good wbu

[frank latch]

I'm good with it

[west path]

fish you're making things worse for yourself you just said you wanted to normalize relations

😭

[wraith quarry]

but allania can't invade just to invade

they need actual cause for war

[west path]

HES INSTIGATING

he is already condemned by A WESTERN POWER

he is causing instability and tension in the region

[wraith quarry]

Fakherland didn't start a war bruh

[west path]

this would be a defensive act

[hardy edge]

whos winning

[wild mason]

He is literally actively interfering in my ally dude 👽

[west path]

They are trying to start one

🤫

[wraith quarry]

if fakherland starts a war, then yes im fine with it

[west path]

that is valid

Fish genuinely WHAT

[wraith quarry]

they aren't 😭

[fallen cipher]

@wraith quarry I will cut all of the relations I had with alpha because he's obviously promoting a war against the Fakheri people

[west path]

they are

they're interfering in New Allania

and are causing tension in the region

[hardy edge]

sounds like fakher is winning

[wraith quarry]

a history book

[wild mason]

Fish I literally uncovered the multiple schemes I predicted from him

[wraith quarry]

a history book

[fallen cipher]

Fakheris are not winning. . .

[wild mason]

The point of his "Trade" was to cause issues

[wraith quarry]

they aren't acts of war though

please

[wild mason]

Not acts of war but they should still be condemned because they are 100% illegal

[wraith quarry]

do not invade unless fakher does something like
destroy their communications or
spread pro fakheri propaganda

[wild mason]

Literally what was he trying to DO:

[simple ginkgo]

I hate gamer oom

[west path]

he spread it

[fallen cipher]

Fakheri flags

[simple ginkgo]

shush ficker

[west path]

Yeah... that falls under propaganda

🕊️

[wild mason]

Ignoring the last half of the message too

[hollow garden]

Why is Fakher still provoking blumi 😔

[fallen cipher]

Culturally Fakheri things

[wraith quarry]

i agree, but i dont wanna give the A-okay on not protecting him if you will just invade without him doing something new to cause war.

[fallen cipher]

To FAKHERI PEOPLE

[wild mason]

Fakher you have to understand

[fallen cipher]

That you brainwashed

[wraith quarry]

if he does it again you can consider it an act of war

[wild mason]

They are NOT FAKHERI

[wraith quarry]

as Orion, just let it go

[fallen cipher]

They are you did a cultural genocide

[west path]

??

[wraith quarry]

let South Fakherland go

[west path]

HES TRYING TO DO IT AGAIN

buddy what

[wraith quarry]

he isnt

bruh

[wild mason]

Well we will see then

[wraith quarry]

alpha you're falling to the fearmongering

[west path]

hes trying to renew trade to bring in those items

[fallen cipher]

Why is alpha even trying to start a war between me and Fakher

I'm not even doing anything rn

[hardy edge]

can I join fakherland

[west path]

IM THE PERSON WHO MADE YOU REJECT THE ISLAND DEAL BECAUSE IT WAS A BARGAINING CHIP

[fallen cipher]

It's just alpha

[hollow garden]

Fakher?

[fallen cipher]

YES

[west path]

HOW AM I THE ONE FALLING TO FEARMONGERING

[hollow garden]

real

[west path]

🕊️ 🕊️ 🕊️ 🕊️ 🕊️ 🕊️ 🕊️ 🕊️

[hardy edge]

no I stand with alpha

[fallen cipher]

Blumi******

[wraith quarry]

none of us are immune

[fallen cipher]

But alpha is evil:(

[west path]

i am actively playing into your ambitions

[wraith quarry]

bruh if my keyboard would work

[west path]

you are making it difficult for yourself

[hollow garden]

alpha is an angel

[west path]

to normalize relations with the east

[hollow garden]

I can confirm

[hardy edge]

alpha helps me out in rimworld

instant cool points

[west path]

i want world peace whilst you do this shit and back the obviously instigative nation

[fallen cipher]

Alpha is trying to start a war between my People and blumi's

[west path]

whos peace treaty you can SUPERVISE

[fallen cipher]

He's not even hiding it

ITS OBVIOUS

[wraith quarry]

The Orion republic condemns Northern Fakherland for its actions, and it will not protect the nation in the event that Fakherland begins another war.

[west path]

if you looked through this chat you'd see different

[sullen pawn]

Launch a sneak attack on your nation

[west path]

@wild mason rate?

[wild mason]

Good

[west path]

now we can prevent another fakherland war

[wild mason]

Fakher please just

Give up the issue

[west path]

fish doing good world policing for once

🤑

[prime compass]

Im fein

[fallen cipher]

@wraith quarry can I condemn alpha for doing this

[hardy edge]

watch him say yes

[wraith quarry]

i dont control your nation's foreign policy

[prime compass]

When will you join fish mw

[hardy edge]

it might be too late

[wild mason]

This is pointless diplomatic escalation too 👽
Just accept that New Allania isn't yours and move on

[hollow garden]

You are the one who is instigating

[fallen cipher]

@wraith quarry remove the van from this message

[prime compass]

Better late than never!!

[fallen cipher]

I did

A while ago

[wild mason]

Only time will actually tell

[wraith quarry]

alright

crisis over?

[wild mason]

Probably not

[fallen cipher]

90% yes

[wraith quarry]

The Northern Fakherland-New Allania crisis 🙏

[frank latch]

Good
let's move onto recognizing Terronein Halati!

[hardy edge]

this is good lore tbh

[fallen cipher]

No it's not over

[wraith quarry]

yes

[fallen cipher]

@wraith quarry invade Southern fakhernland

( I'm jk )

[wraith quarry]

whar

[hollow garden]

@spring bison

dms

critter

[frank latch]

STOP MAKING THESE JOKES

[wraith quarry]

can you not joke about that

[frank latch]

DUDE

[fallen cipher]

Okay!

[frank latch]

Bro has no brain, can't remember what happened in the past

[wraith quarry]

tank you

[wild mason]

@frank latch For now we will adopt LIMITED RECGONITION

Everything to the East of that line

[west path]

literall

[frank latch]

well
that's good enough for now

[fallen cipher]

@wraith quarry are the Fakheri people happy

[west path]

this is a step closer to world peace

the world is healing

[wraith quarry]

they're happy that the CRISIS is finally OVER

okay yall i wanna end session real bad 😭

[fallen cipher]

What about the other stuff

[frank latch]

I only have to get Sylstaria on board and the Halatian crisis is over

[hollow garden]

Blumi why

[frosty drum]

I'm just chillin

[frank latch]

now

[west path]

this feels like a good spot to end off on

[fallen cipher]

We just started dude

[wraith quarry]

well the infrastructure has been great for a long time, and the economy is doing okay

[west path]

Sylstaria is not an opp

[frank latch]

@wraith quarry You're gonna need to be more specific by what you mean by more autonomy

[west path]

they'd probably be able to diplomatically resolve this without u having to give anything up

[wraith quarry]

Sylstaria is convinced that Terroe is going to start a war

[frank latch]

they are my opp unfortunately 😔

[wraith quarry]

somebody sent them fake war plans

[west path]

whar

[frank latch]

They're convinced I am anyway

I don't wanna be opps

[spring bison]

what is there to do in fish mw anymore ngl

[frank latch]

which makes no sense btw
Invading Sylstaria is not only against our doctrine, illogical

[wraith quarry]

fund proxy wars

[wraith quarry]

🤷‍♂️

[wild mason]

@wraith quarry Also this nation has full protection from Fakher's ambitions in the future because I do not believe he will willingly allow them to exist

[wraith quarry]

erm okay

[frank latch]

What would invading Sylstaria do?
Force Sylstaria to recognize Terronein Halati?
There's no guarantee of that
and all of the Eastern nations would jump me given the chance

[prime compass]

Klez are you playing

Where are your actions

Dms...?

[west path]

isn't allania by itself stronger than you

🕊️

you'd get jumped and lose horribly

[frank latch]

possibly

[hollow garden]

I'm

[hollow garden]

Some of them yeah

[frank latch]

but invading Sylstaria would offer no benefit nor would I even want to anyway

[fallen cipher]

I didn't even do anything rn

[wild mason]

@fallen cipher What do you want to gaurantee you won't attack that nation

[prime compass]

When will YOU hosta

[west path]

normalizing relations will stop these crises from ever happening and make the world less chaotic

[wild mason]

Im just being prepared 👽

[west path]

🤑

[wild mason]

Cause you have ambitions for that region

[fallen cipher]

@wraith quarry start trying to improve my relations with the purple nation and come to a trade agreement with them

[hollow garden]

Tomorrow I think

@marsh lance did Lavernia reach greatness

[midnight ocean]

https://tenor.com/view/nerd-nerd-emoji-gif-1712163874519931175

[prime compass]

Kinda peak..

[gilded harbor]

Is mw over

[fallen cipher]

https://tenor.com/view/nerd-nerd-emoji-gif-1712163874519931175

[prime compass]

🤓

[fallen cipher]

🤓

[hollow garden]

@fallen cipher @wild mason

Did you resolve it finally

[wild mason]

Hello

[wild mason]

Tenuously
Not sure if it will actually last

[gilded harbor]

@wraith quarry full map update for session end?

[fallen cipher]

@wraith quarry do they agree?

I will give them some money also

[fallen cipher]

I think

[wild mason]

Bro what

This is just creating more issues

[fallen cipher]

Unless blumi does something stupid

[fallen cipher]

Do you control the purple nation?

If they don't agree I will just not do it

[west path]

their independence is guaranteed by them

[fallen cipher]

And I won't expand there

[west path]

i dont think blumi has any control over it though

[fallen cipher]

If they don't give me the green light

[west path]

i dont get that exclave though

whats its purpose

[fallen cipher]

Oh my god are you trying to come to an agreement with a nation??

[wild mason]

Just having it follow the river would make more sense

[fallen cipher]

THIS IS JUST CREATING MORE PROBLEMS!

[wild mason]

because its a border that makes less sense than just following the river 👽

[west path]

fakher can u stop

[fallen cipher]

Again do you control the purple nation

No?

I will just try to come to an agreement with them

They can just say no???

[wild mason]

I do not but I think they would prefer to follow the river as well because it is within their interests to

[west path]

nations have drawn borders for others multiple times in history

[fallen cipher]

Oh my lord bro

[west path]

this is not new

[fallen cipher]

#🎲game-room message

[west path]

is the crisis already restarting

actually cooked

[wild mason]

The way you want to have the panhandle would be a recipe for future conflict

Just ask them if they want to follow the river

[fallen cipher]

@hollow garden see

[wild mason]

👽

[fallen cipher]

Im not the one starting this

[prime compass]

Can yall just have a war

[wild mason]

Fakher I am just trying to offer a more reasonable border agreement

That follows the river

[fallen cipher]

It's literally just alpha and blumi

[fallen cipher]

YOU'RE NOT PART OF THE AGREEMENT

it's just me and the purple nation

[wild mason]

👽

[west path]

ok yeah i think we leave fakher and that purple nation to figure it out

this is going nowhere

[hollow garden]

I agree

[midnight ocean]

Why is fish map war still going on

[wild mason]

@hollow garden Do you see how the pandhandle would cause more issues thean just following the river 👽

[west path]

I love fish mapwar i love fish mapwar i love fish mapwar i love fish mapwar

[hollow garden]

Meh I don't think it matters too much

[west path]

this session has renewed my addiction

[fallen cipher]

Do you see how the purple nation can just say: no we don't agree!

[frank latch]

he's only saying this not to go insane

[wraith quarry]

session end

[west path]

NO

NOOO

[hollow garden]

The session is ending soon

[west path]

NOOOO

[fallen cipher]

WHAT ABOUT THE PURPLE NATION

[west path]

NOOOO

ALLAH HELP ME

MY LIFE IS OVER

[hollow garden]

Good session

Peak has been achieved once again

[fallen cipher]

Aren't you a polish little femboy

[midnight ocean]

I really need to start working on the kenshi map war

[wraith quarry]

whar

[prime compass]

Why he so peak

[fallen cipher]

I thought you didn't believe in Allah

[midnight ocean]

Yeah he’s polish why wouldn’t he be Muslim

[prime compass]

Yesterday was also peak..

[frank latch]

We must believe in Allah 🙏

[prime compass]

Fakher is racist

[fallen cipher]

#🎲game-room message

[west path]

im catholic

also why are you projecting

[prime compass]

Why nerd emoji

[wild mason]

Basically there are two proposed borders
One that follows the river and one that gives Fakher this awkward panhandle
I am in favor of the river, while Fakher favors the panhandle.
I think the river makers much more sense and will cause less tension.

[west path]

literally

Allah is another name for God

i still worship Allah

me being catholic changes nothing

[fallen cipher]

Tension?

Between who exactly

How does this affect you btw

[wild mason]

You have more of a direct border with AmazTING and likely interfering with the purple nations ambitions 👽

[hollow garden]

Between you and the purple tribe

[prime compass]

Allah has 99 names

[fallen cipher]

And that is why I'm asking them

[hollow garden]

I think Amaz's opinion should be what matters here

[west path]

true

[hollow garden]

Instead of Blumi's

[frank latch]

Hosta?

[west path]

DEAR GOD

[wild mason]

IDK I feel like he would be against having more direct borders with Fakher but we will have to see

[midnight ocean]

I am dismantling the papacy in ck and also irl soon

[frank latch]

wait-

[prime compass]

Yeah im taking over bowistan

[frank latch]

Peak

[prime compass]

I see

[west path]

i however have something to say

[prime compass]

Session Start

[wild mason]

Fakher's deal would basically double the length of his border with Amaz 😭

[west path]

Jak mój ojciec powiedział - nie będę słuchać innego człowieku bzdurów o sposobie jak ja mam wierzyć w boga

🙏

[prime compass]

Whats wrong

[west path]

Rizia... doesn't own all of aegis..

the universe is collapsing

[midnight ocean]

Yap

[west path]

he says whilst he did not read

[midnight ocean]

I did

[prime compass]

Railroaded btw

[west path]

you can't read polish

[midnight ocean]

Kid named google translate

[west path]

generally inaccurate

[prime compass]

@frank latch why did you railroad me not taking all of aegis btw

[frank latch]

Kid named I accidentally hit someone with my car, how do I hide the body?

[prime compass]

I smell popcorn

[frank latch]

Ooh
Good idea

[west path]

zamn

[frank latch]

Imma go make myself a bag

[west path]

remarkably accurate

also as you can figure out

[prime compass]

[wild mason]

@fallen cipher I will recongize your panhandle if you recognize New Allania's claims over this region.

[west path]

that means i am not very fond of the pope

[fallen cipher]

Fuck no?

[midnight ocean]

Wait why are you catholic then 👽

[hollow garden]

This is my land 😭

[fallen cipher]

Why would I do that

[frank latch]

Doesn't this conflict with Sylstaria's?

[hollow garden]

See the newest map blumi

[prime compass]

Time to antiproton them

[midnight ocean]

Wait until this polish catholic relearns Protestantism

[west path]

because i was raised in a catholic environment

[west path]

i still believe in the holy mary

[wild mason]

I will talk to him about it then

[frank latch]

Bro's parents were athiest

[west path]

• i'm not extremely antipope either

[west path]

not father but that guy was mostly absent in my life

[frank latch]

rip

anyway
I was only making a small crack
I know Poland is extremely religious

[west path]

yeah he worked overseas and when he moved into poland he cheated on my mother and ran off to start a new family

[west path]

factual by thee way

[frank latch]

Qevie is giving us the lore I don't think we needed

[midnight ocean]

New qevie lore

[frosty drum]

I will build Freddy Fazbears in North Korea. The Goverment cannot stop me

[waxen remnant]

relatable

[midnight ocean]

He is brain damaged and fatherless

[west path]

ive said this several times

[west path]

die

[west path]

you dont even know what a circle is

[frank latch]

Btw
this is one of the reasons I don't really have faith in religion.
Faith doesn't automatically mean you're a good or bad person. You yourself determine that.

[west path]

Zamn howmever

faith still permits this

and its also generally the moral foundation

that determines

[midnight ocean]

What is this a reference to

I know what a circle is

[west path]

whether or not you consider yourself that

[frank latch]

I will not however underestimate the role faith can play to teach people how to be a good person

[west path]

you being brain damaged due to all the mcchickens you eat

[prime compass]

Im gonna be brain damaged ngl

[west path]

too much microplastic

🕊️

[frank latch]

yes
that's understandable

[potent sphinx]

All these squares make a circle

[midnight ocean]

Ok but the chicken Big Mac was peak

[west path]

factual you can make a circle out of squares

[frank latch]

theoretically if you have an infinite amount of squares rotated randomly on a single point
you have a circle

[west path]

sphere*

a circle is hollow which squares wouldnt permit

[midnight ocean]

This is false btw

[frank latch]

true
my proof is above

[west path]

yes

this is basic geometry

does acnaq not know this

[wild mason]

New Allania will recognize Sylastrian Claims to this region and will forbid Fakher's expansion here. New Allania also wants a buffer zone along the red area of the river.

[frank latch]

I can take the buffer zone

[midnight ocean]

Pi=4 is literally a joke that has been disproven

[wild mason]

Me irl

[frank latch]

but does this not create a circle?

[prime compass]

Im adopting you btw

[wild mason]

This is probably going to trigger a war with Fakher no matter what since I am recognizing my allies claims over his

[hollow garden]

That's rough

I hope she is doing well

[west path]

ok an

[midnight ocean]

@wild mason is this the ancient acnaqian

[hollow garden]

Why does it look like Donetsk oblast

[wild mason]

Yes

[hollow garden]

Is it just me

[fallen cipher]

https://tenor.com/view/same-but-still-different-gif-22118327

[hollow garden]

Acnaqian

[frank latch]

I think it's just you

[fallen cipher]

Fakhernland and new allania

[wild mason]

Fakher 👽

[cerulean siren]

@hollow garden will u be hosting

[wild mason]

They are not the same

This is what almost started a war

[hollow garden]

Tomorrow

[fallen cipher]

Whatever you day

Say

[west path]

he will never come to accept this

[midnight ocean]

A circle can only be approximated by squares no matter the amount or size a true circle is an infinite amount of points a set distance around a point

[hollow garden]

Are you planning to host?

[west path]

christmas eve in 2 hours

[cerulean siren]

Damm

[west path]

im goated

[cerulean siren]

No

[hollow garden]

Last Christmas

[frank latch]

Christmas Eve day*

[wild mason]

Which will eventually lead to a war where he is at best stalemating and at worse gets erased from the map 😭

[hollow garden]

I gave you my heart

[cerulean siren]

I wanna see what these wirebrains are all about

[hollow garden]

But the very next day

[frank latch]

Christmas Eve isn't for another like 18 hours after that

[west path]

@cerulean siren would you play defect in slay the spire

or would you not because hes a wirebrain

[cerulean siren]

Personally I still find Ironclads the most satisfying too play

[prime compass]

You gave it away

[cerulean siren]

Byt the Zapper was pretty cool too

For a clinker ig

[prime compass]

This year

[wild mason]

@fallen cipher
I want you to understand the more you push the "Fakherland" issue the more likely it is you are destroyed.
If you are trying to build up to "Win" you are going to make it pointlessly more bloody.

[prime compass]

To save me from tears

Ill give it to someone special

(Special)

[west path]

shut up

let me have my joy

[west path]

@fallen cipher can you superreact with pregnant man aswell

🥶

[prime compass]

😭😭😭

[midnight ocean]

@wild mason how do you usually record info for map wars because I see some stuff about servers but it kinda sounds easier to just write down on a document what’s the difference

[west path]

server means more organization

you can have channels for everything

ALSO

WHEN IS GAME ROOM DOING ANOTHER QURAN READING

[frank latch]

Sowwy

[west path]

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR AN ETERNITY

[frank latch]

Qevie
you should probably get some eep

[west path]

ok what the fuck

[prime compass]

Bow is silly

[west path]

i might have consciously calibrated my circadian rhythm

[wild mason]

Server

Though

Sometimes you just dont write something down and REMEMBEOR IT

[west path]

deadass getting sleepy 4 hours early because its christmas eve tomorrow

i am shook

[frank latch]

nah

just get some eep

[west path]

whar

yeah thats the plan but i wanna go to eep at 12am

💤

i had my full 8 hours today

[frank latch]

isn't it 12:00 am in poland now?

[west path]

no?

its 10pm

[frank latch]

right

I can do math

[west path]

u guys are 6 hours behind

its 16:00 in florida

add 6 hours to that

22:00

[frank latch]

I know
I was adding 6 to 16 to get 24 👽

[west path]

= 10pm

[frank latch]

I need to go back to math

[west path]

do math again

[west path]

did you know? 550 is not 225x2

[wild mason]

The buffer zone should be held by a neutral party and if Fakher tries taking it hes going to start shit 👽

It will also be ceded once hostilities end

[wild mason]

~bt

[hardy saffron]

@wild mason: <@ 1179855215629959230> Whenever I see something about players, you always write about poker, but it's easy to write different articles.

[frank latch]

I mean I am technically neutral here

But I only said something as a joke, and I wouldn't intend on keeping the piece of land anyway

It's pretty useless

[cerulean siren]

@west path how many hours do u have on slay the spire

[wild mason]

Its more to deter Fakher from ground invasion

[midnight ocean]

Yeah that would kill ne

[wild mason]

than actual value

[cerulean siren]

It is

[frank latch]

I think I would be a good deterrent

[cerulean siren]

275 is disgusting

[wild mason]

As of right now I dont really believe he has actually relinquished his claims, I think he is just trying to build up and force a "swift victory"

[marsh lance]

225 x 2 is 450 STINKER 😡

[frank latch]

Me when 275:

[west path]

2

[prisma flame]

Idk about map wars but obsidian is a free platform and it's pretty good tbh

[hollow garden]

I'm down

[hollow garden]

Am I the only one who uses notes

[midnight ocean]

Like the Apple notes app? 👽

[hollow garden]

yes

[midnight ocean]

Yeah that’s just inefficient idk

[prisma flame]

The only problem with obsidian is that you have to pay for cloud so you can't switch between phone and computer for free

So ig in that case server is better

Idk why i replied

[prisma flame]

Or even two computers

[prime compass]

I use my brain

@prisma flame host your mw

[prisma flame]

Why

I need to make an actual map buddy

[prime compass]

The one where we can do anything

[hollow garden]

@prisma flame host ur mw

[prisma flame]

Oh that one

The meme one

Maybe

[prime compass]

Yea

Pls

Its kinda..peak

[cerulean siren]

Wait really

[prime compass]

Ok can I do action

[cerulean siren]

Have you had a winning run yet

2 hours is like 4 runs at max

[prisma flame]

Buddy im just showing it 😠

[prime compass]

@prisma flame invade whoville and genocide EVERYONE

[prime compass]

Watch your tone, pal

[prisma flame]

Ok but listen

Imagine meme map wars

But like

The map doesn't look cringw

[prime compass]

😱😱

Idk

Ok b,e

Bye

[prisma flame]

Bye

I should do ms paint map war unironically

[midnight ocean]

@wild mason in your next map war can you add the Acnaq species

It’s canonically in delzara so you have to add it now

[west path]

Nay

[cerulean siren]

15 hours in and i still haven't

😔

[marsh lance]

Personally i follow the teachings of Wolfie 🤫

[midnight ocean]

[marsh lance]

The sublime google docs

[marsh lance]

Yeah your nation is POOR right now…

You missed last session

Unfortunat…

[midnight ocean]

I was busy at the time unfortunately

[prime compass]

Pls mine

[midnight ocean]

Kenshi map war is going to have passive progression and pre session planning to make it so this stuff doesn’t happen and discourage players

[marsh lance]

Yeah uh yours isnt so rich either

[marsh lance]

Acnernaq are you feeling discouraged 😔

Do NOT worry

[midnight ocean]

A little bit but that’s just an overall trend in map wars

[prime compass]

If youre homeless

Just buy a house

[marsh lance]

You won’t get steamrolled

[prime compass]

Will you give us immunity

[midnight ocean]

We should team up

[cerulean siren]

Im below average

[prime compass]

Where are you acnerqa

[marsh lance]

I will make you racist to eachother

[midnight ocean]

Real

[midnight ocean]

Bottom right

[marsh lance]

[prime compass]

I see

[prime compass]

Racism!

Pat are you racist

[midnight ocean]

It is

[prime compass]

It?

Yeah pat is racist

[marsh lance]

No im just railroading the world lore 🥰

[prime compass]

Railroaded rebellion

[prime compass]

I will make sure bow railroads the Fall of dorak..

[marsh lance]

Ecrazy

[prime compass]

What do you rate bowistan yesterday

[marsh lance]

War/10

[prime compass]

What do you think of rizia rebellion

What do you think of 2nd walstun sea war

What do you think of maizan-serrelka war

@marsh lance

[marsh lance]

Idk gang i never participated

[marsh lance]

Nooxd when will you be on for Singeria

[prime compass]

Whats the name of your capital

[marsh lance]

Roselburg

[prime compass]

I will burn it to the ground

Is what I would say if I was a ZCRE

[wild mason]

@frank latch Would you be willing to sell ANYTHING?

[marsh lance]

This is actually crazy

[prime compass]

Pat do you only care about money in bowistan

[cerulean siren]

When host

[frank latch]

nope

[wild mason]

I feel like this is genuinely dooming you

[frank latch]

would you be willing to sell anything?

for a reasonable price

[wild mason]

Not for a REASONABLE price

[frank latch]

I rest my case

[wraith quarry]

I support the panhandle

[wild mason]

This is just how Fakher gets into a war with Amaz

[frank latch]

I'm okay with this lol

[marsh lance]

Shit.. this is a good question

[marsh lance]

Why do you act like i care about wars that dont involve me 😭

[wild mason]

Because those wars will eventually affect you

[marsh lance]

@rose cape is this true?

[wild mason]

I mean yeah

[marsh lance]

Also uh, just no

Im not the police of the world pal

[wild mason]

The end of one war can change the outcome of the entire region

[marsh lance]

/j /j /j

[marsh lance]

Well you need to know that i have no obligation to suddenly attack brzykna alongside like 5 other nations i know nothing about that are on the other side of the world

Maybe once the world becomes more connected

But right now, politics are not as global as you think

[vital latch]

what did I miss

[frank latch]

Fish MW

[marsh lance]

It isnt about money, its about not sending men to die over causes they hardly believe in, brzykna is not a threat to Vogalia

[frank latch]

am mage now

[marsh lance]

@frank latch is this true? Host confirmation

[wild mason]

The 17th Fakher war

[frank latch]

I will not confirm or deny any of the claims about the geopolitics in Bowistan
I will also state my neutrality

[vital latch]

ah

[frank latch]

and glaze the Jhang Empire as much as possible

[vital latch]

how many fakher wars must there be

[marsh lance]

This is what Elie Wiesel warned about the perils of indifference

Wait did i spell his name wrong

Ok i got it

[wild mason]

As many as it takes Fakher to realize constantly doing illegal and intefering stuff in other nations gets him invaded

[frank latch]

real

[frank latch]

so... never

cus bro just exists to invade other places

[wild mason]

Why do you think I gauranteed the purple nations Safety 👽

[frank latch]

yea
but I was talking about his behavior between Fish MW and Bowistan

Idk if it's just a trait in those 2 map wars
but he really only want to invade other places

regardless of the geopolitics

[marsh lance]

Also uh, who’s to say more wars would not start from ending old ones

[marsh lance]

Whyd you have to create a mongols faction BoW we already had Fakher

[frank latch]

real

[wild mason]

This happens regardless of what side wins

So

idk what your point here is

[frank latch]

mainly because he'll fumble it 💀

[prime compass]

No internal?

No action to support his economy?

[marsh lance]

So why entertain it

[vital latch]

dolfiens

[marsh lance]

The cycle never ends

I won’t be joining the game for things of little importance to me

[wild mason]

You are acting like you can break or escape it

[vital latch]

I know the solution!

[wild mason]

Newsflahs

[vital latch]

just like

[wild mason]

You can't

[vital latch]

get rid of map wars

entirely

🧠

[wild mason]

and denying it is resigning yourself to be controlled by it

[marsh lance]

That is what im saying.
The cycle never ends, so i wont join in any useless wars.
If you are talking about the walstun conflict that you lot ever so want me to join in, all i see in it is a springup coalition war. - Gründa Hölmea

Maybe if i saw some importance in it

Though

The importance is never there

[wild mason]

Should I get AmazTING a gift

[marsh lance]

Why fight a war to protect world peace, when that peace will end up being broken again, sorry, but i wont join

[marsh lance]

And its so ironic

[marsh lance]

Like what

[sullen pawn]

the emp

[wild mason]

@rose cape I got you vilmonic bbg

[hollow garden]

Is Jihang bow's self insert

[wild mason]

Yes

[hollow garden]

yooo

(What is vilmonic)

[hollow garden]

Nice British empire

[hollow garden]

You would undermine bryzkna pat

Your opps

[frank latch]

all the NPC's are

[hollow garden]

Hm is this worldbox

[hollow garden]

True

[wild mason]

No 👽

[hollow garden]

@frank latch I'm sorry for being so mean in fishstan 😔✊

[hollow garden]

It seems similar

[frank latch]

no problem

it's all fun

[prime compass]

Klez!

[frank latch]

Just recognize my territory though 🤫

[hollow garden]

Hey belemin

[prime compass]

Didnt qevie play this

[prime compass]

Pls sleep

[hollow garden]

I just woke up 4 hours ago

I can't do this belemin

It's physically impossible

[prime compass]

You always do this

Anyway

Today hosta right?

[wild mason]

tomorow

[hollow garden]

Bokra

[hollow garden]

I'm a mystic belemin

I must see the sun rise

For my spirit lies with the sun

[prime compass]

😔

[hollow garden]

With it rising I rise too

Not in awakensss

[prime compass]

Ok

[hollow garden]

but in heart

[prime compass]

24th december pls session

[hollow garden]

For my heart is not just a thing
Without listening to my heart I'm nothing

[wild mason]

that might be dead though

[prime compass]

What

[wild mason]

people will be busy

[prime compass]

How

[wild mason]

Christmas

[hollow garden]

Well tomorrow will be Christmas eve

[prime compass]

26th..

[prime compass]

Fuck the others!!! 🗣️🔥🔥💯💯

[frank latch]

Sylstaria is the only thing in the way of peace 😔

[prime compass]

Its actually fakheria

[spring bison]

hey fuckers

[hollow garden]

Belmein do you know that tomorrow

or the day after it

Saint Nicholas will come

[prime compass]

Yeah

[hollow garden]

hi lib

[prime compass]

I said 26tz

[hollow garden]

liberal

[prime compass]

26th*

[hollow garden]

Are you excited

or wait you are Muslim?

[prime compass]

Yes..

2nd

[hollow garden]

Huh interesting I always thought you were Christian

well you can celebrate it anyway

It doesn't really matter

[prime compass]

Slurs..

[hollow garden]

or is your family one of those alien Muslim families

who don't celebrate it

[prime compass]

Uhh

We have a tree

Thats all

[hollow garden]

Peak

[prime compass]

Its artifical btw

[hollow garden]

Aren't all Christmas trees artificial?

[prime compass]

What

No this tree is not made of wood

[hollow garden]

Idk I don't have knowledge about this

[spring bison]

Syria civil war mw

[wild mason]

No some of them are real trees they cut down

[wild mason]

Its kinda stupid

[wraith quarry]

we have real christmas trees

[prime compass]

We also have real

[wraith quarry]

nah

[prime compass]

But we no buy real

[hollow garden]

only bow should have them

YOU deserve the artificial one

[wraith quarry]

isnt terroe evil

[hollow garden]

no i mean generally

[prime compass]

Adika is peak

[hollow garden]

That seems quite wasteful

[spring bison]

the better side wins
the end

[hollow garden]

Can I be Bashar

[spring bison]

is this real

[prime compass]

Klez has a dictatorship complex

[hollow garden]

@spring bison my fanfic was right

I predicted the future

[prime compass]

What

[frosty drum]

Can I be Lebanon

[hollow garden]

(this is false)

[wraith quarry]

they decompose or get burnt

and they go back into the ground

or air

[prime compass]

You have a peak mw complex...

[hollow garden]

Asma and Bashar are divorcing

I knew it!

[wraith quarry]

i wish Bow gave this independence

[hollow garden]

Preach

[wraith quarry]

or the hole region independence

[prime compass]

I see

[wraith quarry]

but uhh this would still remain within Terroe's sphere

[hollow garden]

@frank latch what if we do this as a compromise

I will stop trying to take it

[spring bison]

bet

[frank latch]

Real christmas trees are better anyway

[vital latch]

its demolition!

[hollow garden]

Eh that's fine with me

[vital latch]

proceeds to chop up the entire chat

[hollow garden]

They can have a defensive pact with bow

[frosty drum]

@wraith quarry should I make a gigantic trench on the borders of me and oil that's a mile wide

[frank latch]

nope
that's not beneficial to me

in anyway

[wraith quarry]

in no situation would yall be allowed to intentionally influence or propagandize to change it

[wraith quarry]

it is

it's so beneficial

[frank latch]

it's not though

[hollow garden]

See

[spring bison]

kleznam forgot to set up guarrisons

[wraith quarry]

it would literally destroy every single thing that causes a problem with us and the east

[hollow garden]

He is leaving me no option fish

[prime compass]

Can I be rebels

[hollow garden]

Is this Israel

[wraith quarry]

well you could just let him exist peacefully

[prime compass]

No this is america

[hollow garden]

I mean that's what I'm doing

Despite all this tension

[spring bison]

American intervention

[hollow garden]

Me and bow haven't been in any conflict once

[hollow garden]

Ask Russia to help me

am I in Moscow

[wraith quarry]

you could reap all the benefits of when it was a colony, but none of the downsides of the east being mad over it

[prime compass]

@spring bison kill bashar btw

[spring bison]

he gives you an eye surgery instead

[wraith quarry]

here, it's an actual win-win

[frank latch]

yea...
but I lose everything that I want

which isn't beneficial to me

[wraith quarry]

how

[prime compass]

Slap him with a fish

[spring bison]

Kleznam falls

[frank latch]

It would be like losing Mal

[hollow garden]

Am I able to flee

[prime compass]

Nah

[hollow garden]

or am I captured by the rebels

[wraith quarry]

yeah except if mal continued to trade with me with basically zero changes in the status quo

[prime compass]

Youre DEAD

@hollow garden is this you...

[spring bison]

yes

[wraith quarry]

only difference would be who's flag it all flies under

[wraith quarry]

Estonia

[hollow garden]

This is YOU

[prime compass]

Nah thats YOU

Youre the true silly...

[hollow garden]

Change my color to a masculine red

And begin preparations to retake Syria

[prime compass]

Communist!

[prime compass]

@spring bison declare war on bashars dog