🎲game-room

[cunning niche]

Didnt even mention you

[west path]

im npc’d that did nothing

[fallen cipher]

Yea I had to leave for some hours

[frank latch]

alr

can you still play?

[prime compass]

I did my best!!

Thanks

[frank latch]

or should I NPC you to finish this war?

[west path]

Yes, but those plans being leaked doesn’t matter if i’m npc’d

[cunning niche]

It does

[west path]

because i can’t use them…

[cunning niche]

We where still fighting a war

[frank latch]

Your NPC will aim to conquer the entire Dhahi nation unless they somehow feed the slime

[fallen cipher]

Yep

[cunning niche]

The npc could…

[frank latch]

k

[west path]

BoW controls the npc

😭😭😭

[prime compass]

Pls..

[cunning niche]

Its in a public chat

[cunning niche]

OKAY BUT IT GOT SENT IN A PUBLIC CHAT

ANYTHING THAT IS SAID IN A PUBLIC CHAT CAN BE USED AGAINST U

[west path]

but clearly accidental if it was leaked 👽

[west path]

whats the logic in this

[cunning niche]

HE SENT THE IMAGE OF MY PLANS

[fallen cipher]

Hm

[cunning niche]

AND SAID BLUMI HAD A SIMILIAR ONE

[prime compass]

Pls Action

[cunning niche]

AND HE WASNT GONNA DELETE THE IMAGE IF I TOLD HIM TOO

[west path]

ok but this did nothing to change the tides

[frank latch]

@prime compass what do you need?

sorry

[west path]

😭😭😭

[frank latch]

I've been busy

[prime compass]

Ok wait

Lemme find

[cunning niche]

okay but it still got leaked tho?

And also srry got caps

For

[prime compass]

#🎲game-room message
@frank latch

[west path]

ok but, i mean this in the nicest way possible, that does not make you eligible for compensation

[wild mason]

Okay Banan might be a bit too aggressive but yeah you wouldn't want anything leaked either

[frank latch]

k

[west path]

As you have no hard evidence to prove that this changed anything

[prime compass]

Yay

[frank latch]

Yea
I'm sorry
I won't leak again

[west path]

yeah but i don’t think its harmful if it changed nothing, and if this is a one-off thing then i also don’t think he requires compensation

if it was occurring several times then thats a problem

[cunning niche]

Its harmful

[cunning niche]

Shouldnt of even leaked in the first place

You and fish are the same btw

[frank latch]

Well I can't exactly go back in time and unleak it

[cunning niche]

Railroaders and leakers

[frank latch]

now I don't feel as sorry ngl

[cunning niche]

Im saying as a host you shouldnt of even mentioned the plan until an update for it

[wild mason]

But you can. Split the mapwar into two diverging Mapwars with the butterfly effect from one difference

[frank latch]

real

[west path]

yeah i’m gonna withdraw from the argument since i dont have enough context to add to it

[west path]

true

[frank latch]

@wild mason @west path The Maizani coutner attack is making a lot of progress, however the settlement of Da'rad has been fully besieged, while Serrelkan forces dig in and are rerouted to reorganize and group up.

[wild mason]

Basically BOW displayed the actual visual of a plan then said that I had a similar plan 👽👽
Almost like Banan and I were coordinating

[west path]

stop ping im npc’d

[frank latch]

Yea
but I don't think the knowledge of both of you coordinating is new information

[frank latch]

otay

[cunning niche]

Why did he even do this?

[frank latch]

mainly because I found the Bananam ahh war plan funny

it felt overcomplicated for a simple explanation

[wild mason]

Would NPC Maizan expect a hostage thing so it's not broken if we make peace

[frank latch]

can we just... like move on

[novel jay]

@frank latch You know that island we captured? I want to make it an important fort along our routes. Build rampart walls around a central post; build docks, farms on the island, everything needed to last it under attack.

[frank latch]

ain't no reason this gotta be a big deal

[wild mason]

Accept

[west path]

atp whatever happens to maizan doesn’t really matter to me since i’m so detached from whats been going on in bowingstan

[frank latch]

👍

[west path]

well this is a problematic since we have an elective monarchy

so

[novel jay]

Has my expedition arrived?

[cunning niche]

It was just x’s for defenses and then two arrows 😭

[west path]

🫃

[wild mason]

So if I can find a pregnant hermit you'll accept

[west path]

idk ask the npc

[cunning niche]

Still pissed that our plans got leaked

[prime compass]

Just shut up and move on

Its over

[wraith quarry]

@frank latch Move my naval force to punch through the line and fully surround the island
I need regular patrols and a line made to effectively control the waters and prevent Brzykna from re-supplying.

Then a siege force, both infantry from land and a bombardment force from the sea will head to attack and seige this city.

[frank latch]

bro
it was 1 plan that revealed absolutely nothing
and I won't do it again

[prime compass]

Aint no amount of yappin will change that

[cunning niche]

Stfu belemin

[frank latch]

please let it go

[west path]

let me offer up compensation via leaking my dms with fish

[prime compass]

Im correct man

Just move on

Its over

[cunning niche]

I dont want compensation from you

[prime compass]

Focus on whats happening now

[cunning niche]

I want it from the host

[west path]

@wraith quarry you cant stop me im taking the fish mw ban

[marsh lance]

gameroomers try not to argue endlessly far after the argument loses all value

[west path]

😈

[cunning niche]

Bro even railroaded the war 😭

[frank latch]

literally how do I compensate

[prime compass]

Bow ignore it

[west path]

Wait what

[wraith quarry]

the what

[wild mason]

Idk reduce the losses from that 2%

[prime compass]

Bow this is wasting mw time!

[frank latch]

@fallen cipher You're able to make a couple of gains and you now threaten their capital.

[cunning niche]

He lit made my senate force me to stop the war

[west path]

🕊️🕊️🕊️

[cunning niche]

I even provided the senate with reasons why the war should continue

And even got other nations to soeak with them

[west path]

solution is to become a dictatorship 🤑🤑🤑

[cunning niche]

And they still wanted the war to end

[fallen cipher]

Just tell them to surrender at this point

[frank latch]

I told you that in a democracy the interests of your nation might not align with yours
especially the way you puppeted yours

[wraith quarry]

can you not

[west path]

leaking dms with you is bannable

Said past you

[wraith quarry]

depends

tbh

[frank latch]

They refuse

[fallen cipher]

They're stupid

[wraith quarry]

if its secret things you're leaking

then yes

ban

[fallen cipher]

Can yous end like the full map

[west path]

terroe warplan LEAKED

[wraith quarry]

if it's just like
Luigi's pizzaria

[marsh lance]

pat voice reveal can never be leaked

[cunning niche]

The war is in the interest of my nation

I lit explained why

[frank latch]

real

[prime compass]

Or can it

[wraith quarry]

that's cast dum dum

[prime compass]

Bow...action

[frank latch]

Bowistan: (Map Update)

[west path]

no its a terroe colony

[prime compass]

It has been half an hour

[west path]

Does he not see the color

[prime compass]

RIZIA

[wraith quarry]

fair enough

[frank latch]

and I explained why it isn't entirely

[wraith quarry]

i really ought to give venusia its own category

because

venusia is literally allied with everybody

it's in CAST, it's in the RPP, it's allied with Orion

[hollow bobcat]

Sir we must continue skeddling the mmmmmmmm clams lands of the white bancdaawi

Epxamnd continuely :shueg:shu

[marsh lance]

just use your dictatorial powers as the mw host and nullify this

[wild mason]

Ask Maizan for a ceasefire while I try to discuss the deal

[frosty drum]

https://tenor.com/view/shrek-open-door-just-got-here-gif-16323444

[frank latch]

They agree

[west path]

Truth

[hollow bobcat]

@frank latch Keep expanding, I have to sleep now 👽
I will keep the promise for RN.

[prime compass]

AAAA

[wraith quarry]

when is skilleria invading the Ercanian colony btw

[prime compass]

Im going insane

[hollow bobcat]

~bt

[hardy saffron]

@hollow bobcat: Hey hey let's cook snail bankdaawiEpxamnd :shueg:shu.

[wraith quarry]

give the natives independence 🙏

[hollow bobcat]

Got butchered by Cuvee Bloomy Shizu

[frank latch]

@prime compass what do you need bbg?
sorry

[novel jay]

@frank latch can I do some agricultural stuff

[west path]

WHAT

[prime compass]

#🎲game-room message

[west path]

what did vro call Belemin

[marsh lance]

so many hours of mw time would be saved from arguments if you just didnt let them argue, like unless an actual digital moral atrocity has been committed

this sounds like a...

#1266488886658334934

[prime compass]

Im going insane qevie

[west path]

I will overfish baikal seals

[frank latch]

I reacted to this blud

[west path]

[marsh lance]

NO

[prime compass]

I want update thats all how did it go

[frosty drum]

Evil

[fallen cipher]

@frank latch can you just send the map of the country I'm fighting I wanna make some warplans real quick

[marsh lance]

bow you must strip belemin of his developmental powers, there are still wars going on!!

[prime compass]

I should bring back old rizian culture...

[frank latch]

So far it's done well trying to rebuild farmland and infrastructure to help the nation recover, especially after occupation

[cunning niche]

We should do one abt bow railroading

[marsh lance]

happens in every mw btw

[cunning niche]

Nope

[prime compass]

Very well
Start the navy reconstruction aswell as producing weapons

[cunning niche]

It shouldnt btw

Unless its scripted between two nations

[prime compass]

Ok is all good now...peace

Rizia

[marsh lance]

lebron era bananam

[frank latch]

Dude
I literally told you that democratizing the way you did you puppet your nation

you chose to ignore that so you could get your rebels back

[cunning niche]

“Puppet my nation”

That makes no sense

[prime compass]

Can you stop arguing...

[cunning niche]

And you arent even denying the claims about railroading ur just bringing the same shit up again and again

[frank latch]

meaning you would be under the thumb of the rebel's interests because you conceded to their demands...

[wraith quarry]

mw players otw to complain about railroading as soon as an NPC does something

[frank latch]

Ngl Bananam
Imma ignore you for now cus this ain't worth my time

[prime compass]

W...

[cunning niche]

Do you even know what happened?

[prime compass]

Peace has alast arrived in Rizia!!

[frank latch]

@wraith quarry did I update you?

[wraith quarry]

no

[marsh lance]

finally authoritarianism takes another win

[wraith quarry]

no

[marsh lance]

average fish

[hollow bobcat]

Exoabndas

Expan

[hollow garden]

finally democracy takes another loss

[hollow garden]

Real

[marsh lance]

KLEZ

OMGGMMGMMGMGMmGMMGMGMMGMG

OJADIMDNOKIDWOUJDPOK

HIIIIIII

[hollow garden]

Pat pat!

[prime compass]

KLEZZZ

KEKZEKENDJEZEUJELRKRZ

[frosty drum]

@hollow garden @marsh lance @prime compass hi 👋

[prime compass]

Hello

Hi

[hollow garden]

How are you pat

[prime compass]

Hi skollar man

[hollow garden]

@prime compass @frosty drum hello guys

So bowistan session is happening?

[prime compass]

KLEZZZZZZZZ ITS OVER

[prime compass]

Yes and I did it

[hollow garden]

How was today belemin

[prime compass]

Here you see anything different?

[marsh lance]

its currently wars only but ye

[prime compass]

Rizia...

[hollow garden]

Damn the Rizia rebellion won?

Romus wouldn't be happy

[prime compass]

Yeah

[hollow garden]

based

[prime compass]

Who is romus...

[hollow garden]

on truth

[wraith quarry]

poor Remus

[marsh lance]

banam is typing in his 2 weeks notice

[prime compass]

I gotta rebuild shit now

Remus

[frank latch]

@novel jay You can do agricultural stuff btw

I never replied

[prime compass]

Humus?

[frank latch]

sorry

[cunning niche]

First of all bow leaked me and blumis plans and then he completely ignored blumis actions of organization and told us that blumis army is disorganized, he ignored our battle plans that would of prevented smth to happen, he railroaded the ending of a war by saying my senate wants to end the war, i debunked all their claims and provided reason why the war was beneficial and still the senate wanted me to end the war, and i even brought diplomats from other nations to help convince the senate to continue the war but they still wanted to end it

[hollow garden]

Who does queen grunda support

[prime compass]

Brzykna

[hollow garden]

True

[hollow garden]

The king of Rizia in sordland

[marsh lance]

nobody, its none of our business

[prime compass]

But hey we did it!!

[cunning niche]

His reason for leaking the plans where “hehe banan warplan funni”

[prime compass]

I guess I am Romus

Hummus

[frank latch]

were*

and yes

that was legitimately the only reason

[wraith quarry]

valid reason ngl

[frank latch]

especially since Maizan is beign NPC'd

[wraith quarry]

but you shouldnt do that again

[frank latch]

I agree

[marsh lance]

not valid, but shouldnt do it again

[frank latch]

but Bananam is making a larger deal out of it than it needs to be

[wraith quarry]

valid reason

[marsh lance]

the opps.. they always prowl

[hollow garden]

Bow railroading??

[marsh lance]

also true

[hollow garden]

Truly evil

[wraith quarry]

the only opps are NPCs

[prime compass]

Klez are you is proud

[hollow garden]

yes I didn't expect the rebellion to succeed tbh

[prisma flame]

belemin were you the rebel or did you put down a rebellion

[prime compass]

Rebel

[prime compass]

Wow

Oh right

[hollow bobcat]

I'm going insane

[prime compass]

The rizian youth

[wild mason]

Rizz?

[prime compass]

No..

[hollow bobcat]

Rizz?

[cunning niche]

Im not making a larger deal out of it

[frank latch]

Again
I wasn't ignoring Blumi's organization
I worded it poorly and didn't take into consideration everything.
Yes

But I fixed my mistake
but I still maintain the position that Serrelka's organization and planning is not a professional and well developed as Maizans due to the fact Serrelka's nation is only 1 session out of unification while Maizan has a professionally experienced and trained army.

[prime compass]

Oh uh

Uhhh

Lets..move on

[hollow bobcat]

ERM.... Belemin you need to consider your words

[prime compass]

Soory

[cunning niche]

How would you feel if i railroaded a war and leaking plans to make fun of them?

[hollow bobcat]

Delete it now

[cunning niche]

You would also want to make a “larger deal than it is”

[prime compass]

I did soory

😔

[marsh lance]

damn... oiljohn was right

[frank latch]

1. I'm not railroading the war
2. I would just ask you not to

Please just let it go man

[wild mason]

Yeah I understand I wouldn't be as strong but the way you worded it at first made it seem like I'd barely put anything into organizing

[frank latch]

yes
I'm sorry for that btw

[wraith quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/im-dead-dead-bruh-skeleton-dead-bruh-skeleton-dead-im-dead-bruh-gif-26854866

me waiting for map update

[cunning niche]

Makes my senate force me to end the war
I give reasons why the war is good and should continue and that they have nothing to worry about
They still are anti war
I bring diplomats from other nations to help convince them
they still want to end the war
“Im not railroadinggg!!”

[frank latch]

Western forces have fully captured the Island of Deha. They begin to use the island's naval assets and strategic location to strike and attack Brzykna's navy, while multiple raids are conducted against western held and Walstun ports. Reconsolidating their efforts, the Brzyknan navy begins withholding massive naval attacks.

[frank latch]

Idk what to say man
You just disagree with the senate's decision.

[cunning niche]

I feel like robb stark at the red wedding

Betrayed

[prime compass]

@frank latch well anyway create the Rizian Youth
A programm where children will be educated via books which will contain anti brzykna propaganda aswell as anti aegis propaganda
All children must be part of the Rizian Youth they are the future of rizia
They will develop a hatred towards brzykna and aegis for their inhuman Invasion of rizia

[cunning niche]

And my head cut off

[prime compass]

[cunning niche]

@frank latch non war actiojs accepted?

[wraith quarry]

time for pirate warfare

[prime compass]

Why shush

[frank latch]

Maybe

[wild mason]

Banan maybe you could ask the Senate what they would want in exchange for continued support

[frank latch]

give me a min though

[prime compass]

Blumi why 🤫

[cunning niche]

@frank latch

[wild mason]

I'm trying to give Banan something he can actually do instead of arguing

[prime compass]

Nice

But

Fortnite

[frank latch]

a lot of money

and ofc free port access

[marsh lance]

didnt they already lose that to the war

[wraith quarry]

@frank latch re-direct our main force to engage the brzyknan fleet. In the southern prong, focus on using our barges and ballista systems to deal heavy damage to the brzknans and have our northern prong, filled with our light fire ships, as well as some heavy warships flank and engage the enemy while they're distracted.

[novel jay]

@frank latch Utilize our unsettled riverside land in the mountains by growing corn, which is more nutritious than rice, and also requires less labor to grow. Use the high mountains in the land to grow large amounts of peas, potatoes, beets, carrots, and daikon radishes. Start trying to breed larger chickens with more egg production, which can lower amounts of pellagra in commoners

[frank latch]

Financing voyages to Serrelka was incredibly expensive for them

[wraith quarry]

also we're gonna hire privateers and send our small lighter ships to engage in basically piracy, raid their ports, their ships, small hit and run attacks

that's what the black lines are

[frosty drum]

@frank latch how many deaths have occurred in the walstun war already

[cunning niche]

?

[frank latch]

Idk lol

[frank latch]

that was just restating a demand

[wild mason]

It could have been have less expensive if Nolt let him follow the coast the whole way

[cunning niche]

Do i smell them wanting to be bribed?

[marsh lance]

no non-war actions so i am forced to become a war hawk

[wild mason]

Nolt come online so we can make it like 3% cheaper

[frank latch]

no...
The government literally needs money to cover the costs of the voyages to supply Serrelka

[cunning niche]

Or is that what they want as an outcome for the war?

[marsh lance]

BLUMI POLITICAL STRATEGY

[rose forge]

hoi

[wraith quarry]

true

[frank latch]

4?

[frank latch]

true

[rose forge]

mayhaps

[marsh lance]

@wild mason do not ALIEN me you know its TRUE

[cunning niche]

Who wants to finance my voyages!!

[wild mason]

Of all the schemes I do I never do Bribery

That's like

Dumb

[cunning niche]

I think you mean alpha

[wild mason]

They can just take the money and not do what's asked

@frank latch What's the status of the Fskj3r war

Fakher

[novel jay]

@frank latch have the first Christmas

[marsh lance]

Lavenbruche:

[frank latch]

@fallen cipher @wild mason
Fakheri armies have made substantial gains against the Dhahi and are on the doorsteps of the capital. Most of their forces have been encircled at 2 key settlements while the south has nearly completely capitulated and the Fakheri armies are able to move through freely without fighting.

They're on the brink of collapse

[frank latch]

?

[frank latch]

oh

uhh

But Christ doesn't exist

[wraith quarry]

I didnt know jesus died

[marsh lance]

canonically vogalia has santa claus

[wraith quarry]

@frank latch quick
Crucify a random dude

[fallen cipher]

Based

[steel lodge]

hi

[frank latch]

hi

[fallen cipher]

What about the island

[steel lodge]

inviting 2 more to join for it to start pls

[cunning niche]

@wild mason which side are you on?

[steel lodge]

#1320049395013779507

worldbox edition

[novel jay]

American Christmas

[steel lodge]

come join yalleaa

[novel jay]

So it basically has no ties to actual religion

[frank latch]

Pagan Christmas

but I understand
yes

[novel jay]

Wait, so I canonically have Christmas?

[frank latch]

There are celebrations for the winter solstice
does this count?

[void axle]

Wait

Is this what I think it is

[frank latch]

oh wait
not for you...
You live in a heavily tropical region

[novel jay]

We technically have pine trees

Also, Hawai’i has Christmas

[frank latch]

so the seasons you experience are
Incredibly hot and humid, hot and less humid

[marsh lance]

so he would need to invent a calender to have seasonal holidays

[void axle]

Oh yippee, I can finally do something

[marsh lance]

Oops! all wars

[cunning niche]

@frank latch make my senate declare their income and properties every month like how the americans do

[novel jay]

Let’s just make it canonical

[frank latch]

because it was brought there

do cultures that don't experience all 4 seasons have holidays pertaining to the winter's solstice?

[frosty drum]

Can we make non war actions now

[void axle]

What do you mean by this

[frank latch]

wait
we do that??

News to me

[cunning niche]

Yes?

[marsh lance]

actions only related to wars rn

[void axle]

Joyous

[novel jay]

Don’t think too hard about it

[void axle]

The one time I’m actually here I can’t do anything

XD

[frank latch]

nah

I'm allowing other actions now

cus it's getting more relaxed

[void axle]

Oh, yippee!

I can finally participate!

[wild mason]

Not that they're actually accurate 🤫🤫🤫🤫

[frosty drum]

Live Footage of Amaz

[frank latch]

true

[wild mason]

Where are you on the map

[prime compass]

#🎲game-room message

[novel jay]

@frank latch try to develop stuff here; specifically stuff that only really works in dry climates.

[frank latch]

I see

[void axle]

Now I can’t tell you that

[frosty drum]

@frank latch is this Amazrias Navy

[wild mason]

Okay if I show you where I am can you tell me if I'd realistically know you exist

[void axle]

Sure

[fallen cipher]

@wild mason dms

[frank latch]

Bowistan: (Map Update)
Bowistan Year: 106 AS

[frank latch]

gonna update Walstun war

[wild mason]

Okay

[prime compass]

Whats this

[void axle]

Friend so I can dm you action?

[wild mason]

Where I am and where I have the most knowledge of

[frank latch]

@wild mason The Maizan Empire wishes to ratify a treaty

[cunning niche]

?

[prime compass]

Hm i see

[frank latch]

sure

[frank latch]

there's a ceasefire atm

[steel lodge]

Walr we need 1 more

[wild mason]

Okay, what do they want in it

[wild mason]

@void axle

[void axle]

You are circled in the red, yes?

[wild mason]

Yes

[west path]

i think im finally able to rgd 🤑

[void axle]

I mean it’s a possibility, I’m on the outskirts of your blue circle

[frank latch]

They want to keep as much territory as possible

and to end the war

they also don't want to do the hostage thing

that's odd

[wild mason]

Can you see the border up close

[cunning niche]

Its not

Its been done

Many times in history

[cunning niche]

Vlad the impaler and his brothers where hostages to the ottomans

[frank latch]

yes...
and everyone walked away from that unimpaled

[wild mason]

The point of the hostage is to keep them alive and only kill them if they break the truce

[west path]

vlad was kinda based ngl

his dad was not

[cunning niche]

If blumi does it correctly and dosent give them a military education then no one will get impaled

[frank latch]

yea
but the agreed upon peace is supposed to be what upholds the truce

[frank latch]

could you explain this to me?

[wild mason]

It's clear that we are natural rivals and without that there's sure to be more conflict in the near future.

[wild mason]

Actually

Would they be okay if I paid them for this

[frank latch]

They want to keep the territory they currently occupy

[prime compass]

How does the Rizian Youth go

[novel jay]

@frank latch Try to move the settlers (the freed slaves and veterans) to the new territories along the river

[wild mason]

Also does this include where their southern ally occupies

[frank latch]

it's successful

[frank latch]

no
the southern ally will completely withdraw

[prime compass]

And the children are starting to develop a hatred against brzykna and aegis?

[wild mason]

@frank latch do I know Puffin exists

[west path]

@marsh lance is this critter addicted to rusted warfare

[cunning niche]

Who should i support in the Waltsun conflict?

[gilded harbor]

Guys

What did I miss

[marsh lance]

No the mods didnt work this time

[gilded harbor]

Walstun

[cunning niche]

Not asking u

Asking the rest

[prime compass]

Walstun

[wild mason]

Waltsuñ

[frank latch]

@wraith quarry @hollow garden @rose cape @novel jay @prime compass @gilded harbor
Western ships continue their advance in the Walstun Sea, attacking the northern Island of Nalter and slowly moving towards the Island of Cyprus. However the western allied losses are starting to pile up as the war moves to attrition.

[cunning niche]

Alright!

[void axle]

But yeah, it’s possible you know of me, but it’s not guaranteed I’d speculate, because I’m barely in your blue circle

[prime compass]

I se

Seeee

[void axle]

And by that, I mean I’m not in the circle

[cunning niche]

@frank latch send ships full of equipment and warships to waltsun

[gilded harbor]

@frank latch how much have I rebuilt in the past 2 hours

[frank latch]

how 😭

[cunning niche]

@marsh lance can i use ports?

[marsh lance]

Y

[frank latch]

if you go through the north
your ships will be susceptible to Brzyknan interception and likely sunk.

[frank latch]

the south is arguably unrealistic

[cunning niche]

Amaz wont know im going therr

But wait

[prime compass]

@frank latch
Invest into our roads making them safer and easier to travel across
Also start producing trade ships with which we will trade across the bay
And produce ships for military use which will have a strong hull used for ramming
Build military barracks and New settlements in the western area

[cunning niche]

I said it in public chat

[marsh lance]

I’d have to recieve some payment….

[frank latch]

until they realize it...

Bananam
I'm sorry but I don't think this time you can support another war half way across the continent

[gilded harbor]

Guys I sent an action message 2 hours ago and BoW never responded 😭

[frank latch]

especially since the whole reason the Senate voted to end the war was to end the expense of funding them...

[frank latch]

Through a Brzyknan ally

[prime compass]

React...to it

[prime compass]

Yay

[frank latch]

likely not

[wild mason]

Would they be willing to make this exchange

[frank latch]

what exchange?

[wild mason]

Okay ending a war where it is occupied is a recipe for future conflict

[spring bison]

it was railroaded btw

[frank latch]

that's just forcing them to give them land they occupy

[frank latch]

says the one who just decided to ignore it

[wild mason]

They get the red hole I get part of the blue and would pay them for it

[frank latch]

They already have the red

[hollow garden]

@cunning niche wth Netflix is only for 70 pounds per month?

That's extremely cheap

I'm really surprised

[frank latch]

they occupy the land you went through to flank them

[spring bison]

the only reason the revolt even happend is "belemin give fund" and "theyre a different people so they must want independence"

[cunning niche]

Yuu

[prime compass]

Oh my js stfu

[novel jay]

@frank latch Start moving the active armies back to the homeland, leaving garrisons in forts along the area we captured

[hollow garden]

do you have it?

I might just buy it

[prime compass]

You didnt do anything to stop it 😭😭😭

Had to NPC your nation so it could fight back

[hollow garden]

Is session still happening

[wild mason]

Kurdistan be like

[spring bison]

idk maybe because im not playing bowistan?

[prime compass]

Ok....!!?

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/트럼프-일론-일론머스크-춤-musk-gif-14611234391948951568

[frank latch]

That information would have been nice ngl

[prime compass]

Its

[frank latch]

I love it when my players do nothing to inform me and expect me to know things

[wild mason]

@cunning niche @novel jay @wraith quarry
If Maizan breaks the truce would you support me again

[cunning niche]

yes

[wild mason]

Ercan doing everything in GCs in Fish mapwar and expecting fish to know reference

[spring bison]

I literally said this

[wild mason]

I would prefer the guarantee of the others before I agree to the treaty

[frank latch]

proof?

[frank latch]

real

[cunning niche]

Kaiserreich best hoi4 mo

[marsh lance]

He did

[frank latch]

huh

I don't remember that tbh

[marsh lance]

He quit bowistan a while back

[prime compass]

Ignore it
So how did my Action go

[frank latch]

he's quit twice though

[rose forge]

guess this counts?

[frank latch]

it's never enough to know whether or not he actually has

[frosty drum]

E

[wild mason]

Where are you .. m

[wraith quarry]

ok

[frosty drum]

@frank latch can I make normal actions now

[wild mason]

Okay 2/3

[rose forge]

In bowistan?

I told ya that before iirc

[wild mason]

Yes I want to know to see if we're close enough to tesee

Trade

[rose forge]

All I've done is growing as much diverse crops as possible

I'm on the souther western archipelago

brown nation

[wild mason]

Okay yeah

I read DMs

[rose forge]

got one outpost near the south east continent

[wild mason]

We already agreed to start trade

[rose forge]

tiny island

[rose forge]

yeah

[frank latch]

@fallen cipher @wild mason The Capital is about to fall, most of their forces have surrendered.

Bowistan: (Map Update)

[fallen cipher]

Just tell them to surrender already bro this is getting sad

[frank latch]

it was always sad

[wild mason]

Since my Levies are there can I also demand their surrender

[west path]

i love rgding

[prime compass]

@frank latch which resources do I have

[rose forge]

gamblin

[rose forge]

oh huh my outpost spread from it's tiny island neat

[frank latch]

Western shipping begins to slow down as Brzyknan ships are more effectively able to intercept attacks and prevent any more advances. Though the island of Nalter has fallen.

[fallen cipher]

@frank latch so are they going to surrender

[frank latch]

@wraith quarry @rose cape @hollow garden

[wild mason]

Is there a lore reason for this

[prime compass]

Bow..which resources can be found in Rizia

[frank latch]

The Dhahi Kingdom surrenders as it's final force surrender in their capital. The rest of the nation falls under occupation. @fallen cipher @wild mason

[frank latch]

wdym?

[wraith quarry]

I must hire more privateers to harass bryzknan ships and at least damage or wound them enough for their voyages to get cut short

[frank latch]

Iron
stone
coal
some silver
a tiny bit of gold
timber
lots of oats, grains, barley

[fallen cipher]

Okay I give them some autonomy and treat them as Fakheri civilians and I teach their civilians the Fakheri language and give them jobs and start rebuilding all of the destroyed land

[novel jay]

@balmy epoch show up

@frank latch what resources can be found here

[wild mason]

@fallen cipher will you be honoring your part of the deal ( it's fine if not )

[frosty drum]

@frank latch what's the green nation doing next to me

[fallen cipher]

Dee ems

[frank latch]

invading the brown nation

[frank latch]

sand

[wild mason]

Okay sure

[frosty drum]

Why?

[west path]

yeah and it would be a lot more enjoyable if i could play the game

without having shitty internet

[frank latch]

access to the Dorian gulf

[west path]

🤑

[rose forge]

rip

[marsh lance]

Oh shit

[west path]

ive genuinely been unable to grind the christmas event because my internet is ass

and my twin turned nocturnal meaning he stays up till 6 am

[fallen cipher]

@frank latch are my people happy

[rose forge]

did this ever happen?

[rose forge]

f

[frank latch]

@wild mason The Republic of Kipae wishes to negotiate a non-aggression pact with Serrelka and to open each other up to trade, port access and respect each other's borders.

[rose forge]

wait u have a twin?

[frank latch]

meh

[west path]

yeah and i absolutely despise him

[frank latch]

nope

Though Klez made one

[brittle gust]

Why the fuck would I give your ass money and troops; if you want anything ask the NPC noltia cus I don't have time to play Bowistan for a while

[wild mason]

I will agree to this this is actually what I planned to do as soon as the Maizan war ended. Fucking mind reader.

[rose forge]

don't both you have school

[brittle gust]

@frank latch uhhh ,roll 20 expand

[rose forge]

how is man getting away with nocturnal

[frank latch]

Real

[frank latch]

Realer

[west path]

christmas break

[rose forge]

ah ok

so man went from regular school schedule and did a complete 180 on it

[west path]

yeah he was sick for a week and hes literally being nocturnal on the school days

[brittle gust]

Yes

[rose forge]

ohh

[brittle gust]

I will remind you ever day

[west path]

it is incredibly weird

[rose forge]

ok guess that what provided the transition

[fallen cipher]

Why the fuck would I give your ass money and troops; if you want anything ask the NPC noltia cus I don't have time to play Bowistan for a while

[west path]

HE WAKES UP AT 6PM

😭

[fallen cipher]

What do my people want

[frank latch]

Imma end session this next update

[west path]

cereal

[rose forge]

gonna be working as night guard fr

[frank latch]

Specifically, jobs, industry, proper infrastructure

[wild mason]

Okay @frank latch we agree to peace with Maizan but we want them to be fully aware if they break it, it will be even worse next time.

[west path]

hes not built for that

[prime compass]

Start setting up mines
Iron will be used for armour and weapons
Stone will be used in housebuilding aswell as building roads
Coal will be used in metalworking and as a fuel for cooking
Silver we will trade for exotics
The Gold we will use in our architecture
Timber shall be used in building the ships aswell was siege weapons and agricultural tools
Oats and grains will be farmed and used as food
Barley will be used in feeding livestock aswell as producing beer

[west path]

hes like

[wild mason]

Make it clear that they have only enemies

[west path]

critically underweight

eats more sweets than actual food

[quick idol]

Glory to Maizan

[wild mason]

And they do not want to aggravate them

[fallen cipher]

Glory to ratland ( blumi )

[prime compass]

Glory to Rizia

[quick idol]

wouldnt that be miceland

[frosty drum]

@frank latch can I make a single Non war action

[frank latch]

ye

[prime compass]

React..

[frank latch]

I'm pretty sure I've missed every single one of your actions initially

[cunning niche]

What can i do

What can i do

[west path]

declare war on maizan again

[wild mason]

@frank latch Once the war is officially over lower the levies except those necessary to maintain the city, return the Petorian troops, and sky straggling Bananiams will be offered safe passage back to Gaurdia or Serrelkan citizenship if they convert

[prime compass]

https://tenor.com/view/sukuna-jujutsu-kaisen-sukuna-looking-down-gif-7333648534605432939

[fallen cipher]

Okay I give my people more job opportunities and improve their education by building schools,libraries writing more books about the history of fakhernland and other topics and start improving our infrastructure as well

[cunning niche]

I want the troops
Pls

The stragglers

https://tenor.com/view/jiggy-cat-groove-dance-gif-12593702160723550811

[novel jay]

@frank latch go to the unsettled river and start extracting fine high-silica sand. Make glassworks, making glass cups for nobility, stained panes for estates and religious buildings, and other types of glass; similar to those in medieval Genoa. Make a small river port around it, letting it ship to markets in the capital, and then to other markets via our shipping lanes.

[frank latch]

Has the treaty been ratified by the senate?

[cunning niche]

@frank latch go to the unsettled river and start extracting fine high-silica sand. Make glassworks, making glass cups for nobility, stained panes for estates and religious buildings, and other types of glass; similar to those in medieval Genoa. Make a small river port around it, letting it ship to markets in the capital, and then to other markets via our shipping lanes.

[frank latch]

shush child

[wild mason]

That's up to you isn't it 👽👽👽

[frank latch]

true

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm

[cunning niche]

I wnat to play ck3

[wild mason]

Same ..

[brittle gust]

Wait bow is still hosting?

Wtf

[frank latch]

The treaty is passed with a large enough majority, most senators are confident the treaty will be well enforced and the conflict between Maizan and Serrelka can be over

[brittle gust]

Madlad

[frank latch]

I'm about to end 😭

[prisma flame]

Thats what im saying

[west path]

did he chatgpt

[wild mason]

Can we get Acnaq, Alpha, Oil John, and Cosmic to hop on and play CK3

[prisma flame]

Me maybe

[fallen cipher]

@frank latch start the invasion of @brittle gust @wild mason @west path and @cunning niche

[brittle gust]

Okay, don't forget to ,roll 20 expand, okay? OKAY? (I will now go)

[west path]

i cant even run ck3

[brittle gust]

Uhh good luck

[fallen cipher]

,roll 20000

[haughty inlet]

mynameisfakher

:game_die: You rolled 12463

[fallen cipher]

I win

[west path]

Damn im fucking cooked..

[frank latch]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: You rolled 3

[frank latch]

womp womp

[frank latch]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: You rolled 17

[frank latch]

dang

[brittle gust]

I demand my right to a reroll

[frank latch]

They're all cooked

[fallen cipher]

I win

[frank latch]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: You rolled 14

[brittle gust]

Mee6 backs this up as I got a levelup

[cunning niche]

I dont have ck3 tho..

[fallen cipher]

EZ

[brittle gust]

That isn't a lot but it's something

[novel jay]

,roll 20 divine providence

[haughty inlet]

petergriffin9675

:game_die: You rolled 3

[cunning niche]

I should buy it ngl

[prisma flame]

Blumi when are you hosting again

[brittle gust]

Me too brother, me too 😔

[prime compass]

So how does the Action go!

[cunning niche]

@prisma flame buy me ck3

[prisma flame]

Ok

[frank latch]

very well

[frosty drum]

@frank latch who's winning the Walstun/Amazria war?

[cunning niche]

Thanks!

[frank latch]

dunno

but Brzykna has been pushed back quite a bit

[brittle gust]

GUYSS

[prime compass]

1-10 how much did it develop my nation..

[brittle gust]

FINALLY

AFTER AGES

[brittle gust]

Amaz always wins

(idk what that shit is)

[gilded harbor]

I'm walstun

[frank latch]

Bowistan: (Map Update) End of Session 26
Bowistan Year: 107 AS
You can still do development actions and non-expansion actions after and inbetween sessions. I just might not respond immediately.

3/4 major wars ended. Good show.

[brittle gust]

Sucks to suck, i always liked hypertree better

[pine copper]

That’s what I thought

[brittle gust]

My ,roll 20 expand :d

[frank latch]

ah shoot

[cunning niche]

@prisma flame Whats ur steam account

[frank latch]

I forgot to finalize the end of the Serrelkan Maizani war

[wild mason]

@frank latch The final major effort of this session is increasing our output. Guilds should be audited much like councillors and we should invest in creating marches in the land.

Our fields should regularly be fertilized by the waste from our sheep and domestic rabbits. Regions with low control will for a time be put under a councillor or senator with the responsibility of easing what is causing tension and developing both town and field.

[prisma flame]

I have multiple

[frank latch]

I'll do that now but update the map next session

[gilded harbor]

And I liked bolt better but womp womp

[marsh lance]

Here comes the moneeyyyy

[brittle gust]

Sucks to suck, he's in the closet and I haven't fed him for months

[gilded harbor]

What was the outcome of my dm military action

[cunning niche]

Which one will u use to gift me ck3

[wild mason]

Amaz just lost an ally in part to rebels and now that Maizan is dealt with I can probably give them supplies .. m

[brittle gust]

Okay guys ima go now

BYE

[gilded harbor]

And hypertee died by firing squad

[wild mason]

It's over Amazbros

[prisma flame]

Uh blue's acc

[gilded harbor]

bYW

BYE

[prime compass]

Pat you need some silver in vogalia?

[cunning niche]

?

[frank latch]

I'll start that next session

[prisma flame]

Blumi when are you hosting again or did you not pick a date

[marsh lance]

In Vogalia silver practically falls from the sky

[gilded harbor]

When is next seasion

[fallen cipher]

@frank latch what's that yellow nation near me

[prime compass]

You need some..beer?

[frank latch]

Another NPC

[marsh lance]

Im making whiskey in the colonies

[prime compass]

Invasion incoming

[cunning niche]

@wild mason i will give you equipment that i need waltsun to get

[frank latch]

Dunno

[fallen cipher]

Are they strong?

[cunning niche]

Cuz i cant give it to them myself

[prime compass]

Want beer

[fallen cipher]

Weak?

[marsh lance]

How

[frank latch]

Compared to you
they're weaker

but

[wild mason]

I'm fine with you taking them over if I can get Ho'Olia

[prime compass]

Trade...we trade

You give whiskey

I give beer

[fallen cipher]

What is Ho'olia

[wild mason]

The little green natión right north of them

[prisma flame]

Wait no it was acnaq doing the ksnhi stuff

[frank latch]

completely invading Ho'Alia might weaken your nation ngl

[frosty drum]

We need a Bowistan Nation Tierlist

[quick idol]

@prisma flame blue bookish

[quick idol]

Maizan is S tier

[prisma flame]

Blue ercan

[fallen cipher]

Sure

[marsh lance]

Rizia has beer?

[fallen cipher]

@frank latch are my troops prepared

[prime compass]

Im making it

[marsh lance]

Based

[frank latch]

sort of

[quick idol]

Rizia is F tier

[marsh lance]

I will trade

[fallen cipher]

Or do they need more rest

[novel jay]

@frank latch Build large structures in the capital using plunder from the recent war.
-Make a large horse-racing track that commoners can pay to see, earning a bit for the imperial coffers while also keeping people happy.
-Raise funds for a large add-on to the existing cathedral next to the palace, making a huge bell that rings at noon.
-Make a tower (similar to that in bologna) that is used to send different messages to different sections of the beacon system, with an octagonal top that shows messages to each beacon section, letting messages be less muddled
-Make a botanical garden, where royal scientists experiment on making better crops
-An extension to the royal palace, including an art gallery people can pay to see, and more housing (I will get to that next message)

[quick idol]

Glory to maizan

[prime compass]

Based vogalia trading

[frank latch]

You have what's left over from the war

[frank latch]

~bt

[hardy saffron]

@frank latch: Use resources from previous battles to construct large buildings in the capital. - Create a big festival where people watch and real entertainment brings in money. At noon, a large bell rang in the temple near the palace. (Bologna example) Send different messages to different parts of the app to show the octagon and avoid confusion. Build a greenhouse where real scientists work to improve products. There are also several castles, palaces and hotels that people can visit for free (see more about this in the next article).

[marsh lance]

It is a principle of the vogalian slogan

[prime compass]

Whats the slogan

[frank latch]

Imma go

cya

[novel jay]

@frank latch Oh, I would also like to build a place for ambassadors to stay

[fallen cipher]

Noooo

[prime compass]

Bye bow..

[novel jay]

Wait, I have to pull a Louis XIV

[frank latch]

can't

[prime compass]

Ok bye

[novel jay]

I’ll do it next Sunday

[prisma flame]

Belemin

I need you to gather intel

[marsh lance]

This was goated btw

[prime compass]

On what

[prisma flame]

When klez and twovo will host

[prime compass]

LONG LIVE VOGALIA

[prime compass]

Idk

Ok bye

[rose cape]

hi chat

[wild mason]

It's not a plan for rn

It's just long term

I want that

[novel jay]

Where have you been?

[marsh lance]

Plawg finally comes back after his nation npc’d the largest war on the planet yet

[wild mason]

Hi do you might be more screwed than anyone

[rose cape]

proof?

[rose cape]

~bt

[hardy saffron]

@rose cape: When my grandfather's country entered World War II, he returned home.

[rose cape]

real

[wild mason]

Well Rizia won, most of your fleet is destroyed, and there's even more against you now

[rose cape]

cuba reference

[rose cape]

@frank latch confirm

where did my fleet go 😱

did they take a vacation to the bahamas

[frank latch]

Rizia won
I don't say most of your felle is destroyed

felle

[wild mason]

Bottom of the ocean

[frank latch]

peculiar

[rose cape]

florida reference

[novel jay]

Ask the fish

[rose cape]

@wraith quarry where did your fleet go

[novel jay]

Not that fish

[rose cape]

@frank latch host when

[frank latch]

I'm jumping off a bridge

Fish can host

[novel jay]

Unless you pull a napoleon and fight a 300 sided war, you are cooked💀

[novel jay]

Next Sunday?

[wild mason]

When are we getting Rome v Carthage

[frosty drum]

Literally @rose cape navy rn

[fallen cipher]

@wraith quarry what if you host today instead of tomorrow

https://youtube.com/shorts/MVSEXjlK0XM?si=AMfaWZtsnGmQQBtE
THIS IS GENIUS

[pine copper]

True

Imagine

Imagine if ninja g-

[novel jay]

Bro is going to have some nasty splinters

[novel jay]

We just had the Trojan War

[wild mason]

I don't know a good historical comparison for the Maizan war

[spring bison]

https://youtu.be/0ZXgDoZkLwk?si=0WMJir2XBis4SUM_ @frosty drum is this real

[cunning niche]

Hmm

[frosty drum]

Lmao

[wild mason]

It's harder to think about in context too

You were part of the reason Serrelka was divided

[west path]

anti santa activist

kill him

[wild mason]

But now we're on the same side

[cunning niche]

Me?

[wild mason]

According to what I've been told yeah

Ublessi was misprinted

Misinformed

[cunning niche]

All i did was do the war for alpha

[cunning niche]

Ublessi

[west path]

you're actually part of the reason they united

[prime compass]

What would be one for rizia

[west path]

😭

[cunning niche]

Yeah

[west path]

not a part of the reason they divided

that was me

[wild mason]

The way I heard it before it was described like you were pushing for that

[west path]

i needed their mcdonalds

[cunning niche]

I wasnt

[west path]

no like

my conquest of south serrelka happened before we were even united

[wild mason]

Crazy

🚫

[wild mason]

Hello, Kosovo

Idk actually

[wild mason]

@frank latch I'm ngl don't allow actions between sessions
It quickly becomes torture instead of convenience

Imagine waking up to 20 DMs some days when you're tired and want to relax

Please spare yourself

[frosty drum]

@wild mason @cunning niche why not 😔

[west path]

yeah theyre switzerland

[frosty drum]

Those Who Know

[wild mason]

5 days until I host

The pressure is building

[prime compass]

Delazara...

[west path]

300 points away from illuminator

🐖

[wild mason]

I'm more focused on Manneva DEFCON and reviving Ilkella and planning rat ME

Rat MW

[prime compass]

Ok

[wild mason]

I have all the pieces in my mind for rat MW

I just need to find a way to make it visually appealing

[cunning niche]

I will make a rat king

[wild mason]

That's just suicide if you mean like tails tied together

[marsh lance]

Yall mfs who voted no dont even know skollar 😭

[cunning niche]

I will make it out of my enemies

And put them on display

In a zoo

For us to laugh at them

[marsh lance]

He think EVERYTHING a game…

[frank latch]

hence just ignoring them

seems to work great for me

[wild mason]

This will just make them build up until you have 60 you either skim or stress reading

I know from experience

[frank latch]

true

Well, Imma try it for now

if it doesn't work or I don't like it I'll revert it

[frosty drum]

@frank latch

[frank latch]

56389

Idk why
but these 5 numbers are reoccurring in my life.

so
seems fitting

[frank latch]

what are the Object Classes again?

[frosty drum]

Neutralized = If a box is no longer needed to contain it, its probably (been) neutralized.
Safe = If you put it in a box and it doesn't or can't escape, its probably safe.
Euclid = If you put it in a box and need to monitor the box, its probably euclid.
Keter = If you put it in a box and it easily escapes if the ball is dropped on containment, its probably keter.
Apollyon = If there is no box that can contain it and it will eventually destroy everything including the box, its probably apollyon.
Thaumiel = If it is the box, its probably thaumiel.

The first 3 are the big ones

Safe Euclid and keter

[frank latch]

but
what is the universe labeled as?

what about Earth?

[frosty drum]

The Universe of Bowistan is Keter

@frank latch

[frank latch]

ay bro
I'm 10 meters tall

crazy thing

[frosty drum]

Fish is an scp as well
He's safe
He's a talking fish
His anomalous power is he talks and is annoying

[wraith quarry]

to the south pole

[wraith quarry]

let me thinks

[frosty drum]

@wraith quarry

[fallen cipher]

PLEASE

please

PLEASE PLEASE

[rose cape]

@wraith quarry what if you host today instead of tomorrow

[hollow garden]

🙏

[wild mason]

It's over Amazbros

I think the shift in other regions was as bad as it could be for him ngl

[wild mason]

Everyone is tired from Bloomington

[hollow garden]

Bloomington?

[wild mason]

Bowistan

[hollow garden]

@brittle gust nolt

We need to cook

Do you know that recent trend

That some writers do

[hollow garden]

Bryzkna must surrender

[frosty drum]

Should I make a Worldboxian SCP facility thing

[spring bison]

kleznam should host

[frosty drum]

@hollow garden @spring bison @wild mason

[hollow garden]

Isn't there already this

[frosty drum]

Wdym

[rose cape]

never happening btw

[hollow garden]

The scp server you made

[hollow garden]

I'm a hater

[rose cape]

you are a war criminal

[frosty drum]

Oh
I meant a map
Of a Facility with worldboxians as SCPs
Bowistan is an scp

[hollow garden]

How am I a war criminal

If I do my crimes all the time

Take this liberals

[spring bison]

@hollow garden is this real

[wild mason]

This is just suicide

[west path]

factual btw

Hes not even a criminal actually i pardon him 24/7

[rose cape]

nope

[wild mason]

Rizia is the first of many

[rose cape]

observe 🤫 🧏‍♂️

[wild mason]

The chains óf the bay will break

[hollow garden]

yes

I can't believe you used AI LeBron

Eldoria is a name always used by AI

[prime compass]

I see a klez

[hollow garden]

My heart is broken

[sullen pawn]

hi

[west path]

real

[hollow garden]

I see a belemin!

[prime compass]

Hello klez!

[hollow garden]

hii garlic

[frosty drum]

THEY CAME BACK FROM 38-7

[prime compass]

Rate bowistan session 26..

[prime compass]

Wha

Nice

[west path]

will the titans save it

[rose cape]

no

[frosty drum]

Nope they gave up the game

[west path]

damn

[prime compass]

Amaz opinion on the rebellion being a success

[west path]

the petorian world government has blessed rizia

[wild mason]

The chains of the bay will break

[prime compass]

Real..?

[west path]

my fall is a canon event orchestrated by the petorian world government

[prime compass]

The first step has been achieved

[wild mason]

Bryzkna will be reduced to a city state vassal

[west path]

yeah who do you think we pay taxes to