🎲game-room

[hollow garden]

Can we get less hostile gang 😔

Don't sad booksih

[cerulean siren]

and border magic wall

[west path]

Time to launch edens proton bomb on you

😍

[hollow garden]

They are racist against you because you are blue

[prisma flame]

😠

[prisma flame]

dms not for this mw

[hollow garden]

Elven rights?

More like elven plight

[west path]

we support santa whilst also letting ourselves get coal to heat our houses for the winter

[cerulean siren]

They Advocate for the status quo

[west path]

think about it bro

[hollow garden]

I believe due to the unrest and chaos that will happen with Santa's death

We should build magic barriers inside the pole

To divide the zones

And create checkpoints between the gates of these areas

[west path]

@hollow garden If we get elven rights and you help us advocate for them i will support santa and curbstomp any rebel

[cerulean siren]

Frosthaw
Population: 114,948

2,689 Elves Dentained in Dandaisnk Ice Camp

[west path]

I wouldnt wanna spite the generous man himself but i also want to be able to survive

[hollow garden]

As an elf I realise the ridiculous notion of an elf having "rights"

Elves don't deserve rights

We are lesser beings qevie

[west path]

its the culmination of santa's generosity

its an extension of his charity

[frosty drum]

Ho ho ho

[west path]

If you can't figure this out, then you don't understand what santa's core values are

and you are a false supporter

[frosty drum]

@west path hohoho

[west path]

santa II can we get rights

your generosity knows no bounds

And if we get rights we will be even more productive

[hollow garden]

Ah nice nice

[hollow garden]

@cerulean siren is it possible?

Or do we not have enough magical power to do this

[frosty drum]

I don't think I can make laws yet

[hollow garden]

If Santa thought we deserved rights

Then why has he not given us them already?

Take that liberals

[cerulean siren]

In Wrappington, news of Santa's Death has raised Criticism on the Current system and on if Elves should serve Santa or the State

[cerulean siren]

Evevy Milltary base is a Checkpoint

[west path]

because we might have been too poor to afford them

[frosty drum]

@wild mason Jingle Bells

[west path]

but now..

after santa has built all of this up

we could get rights

[hollow garden]

@frosty drum condolences about your father Santa the second

I miss him every day

[cerulean siren]

Grand Roads and RailRoads

[west path]

Actually

[hollow garden]

He was a truly honorable man

[hollow garden]

Oh wow

[west path]

can i play as the new guard

[cerulean siren]

yes

[west path]

SAINT NICHOLAS WILL TOPPLE SANTA!

[hollow garden]

Where is this city

They have bad ideas

[hollow garden]

Eww

[cerulean siren]

do you want to Start in Wrappinton Somewhere else? @west path

[frosty drum]

Santa is already dead
I'm his son

[hollow garden]

@cerulean siren prepare the sleighs and reindeer

Get them ready from the stables

[frosty drum]

WAIT

[hollow garden]

Don't worry your highness

I won't let that traitor threaten your authority

[hollow garden]

Ah

[vital latch]

I should write a multiple page long review of sonic 3

[hollow garden]

Why so

Are you a fan of sonic

[west path]

just put me somewhere really rural

@vital latch the christmas event is peak

i love it

[vital latch]

yes kind of, I was obsessed with sonic like 5 years ago and still play all the games/absorb most sonic media

[hollow garden]

Ah interesting

I have only played sonic mania

It was goated

[vital latch]

play sonic adventure 2 if you don't struggle with old games

its pretty good

[west path]

crazy fish and BoW were playing mtc4 without letting me know

[hollow garden]

😔✊

[west path]

@vital latch can you game or is your introversion killing you

[hollow garden]

The brothers Karamazov have betrayed you qevie

[west path]

introversion is evil and its purely psychological too

[hollow garden]

I really like this city

[cerulean siren]

In other news, Ideas within the Clifftin Metro Area has Elves rejecting the entire Santa System entirly and are proposing for labor righs of elves

[hollow garden]

It gives me a good vibe

[hollow garden]

This is outrageous

[west path]

Niech wiedzą że nie są bezpieczni i że ja zaraz tam będę

[hollow garden]

Unbelievable

[west path]

yeah not even i am this insane

@hollow garden i will join the old guard if we rebrand santa to saint nicholas

[hollow garden]

@cerulean siren are the reindeer and sleighs ready

[vital latch]

not home yet and the latter

[hollow garden]

Sure even I'm not this conservative

[cerulean siren]

The New Guard has begun in the rural Farming town

[west path]

@frosty drum rebrand to saint nicholas and i will join the old guard

[hollow garden]

The new guard are anti Santa right

[cerulean siren]

Central Command wont allow for you to use them

[hollow garden]

Alarming it's near a major city

[frosty drum]

@hollow garden thoughts?

[frosty drum]

Might

[hollow garden]

This is ridiculous we are in a crisis of this magnitude and they won't allow us to use them?

@frosty drum dear leader can you help me with this issue

[west path]

is buddy gonna defect immediately

[hollow garden]

Yes

[frosty drum]

@west path sure

[hollow garden]

Real

[frank latch]

@west path how's that loading screen?

[west path]

i beat it in one minute

im magic

[frank latch]

Crazy

[cerulean siren]

About 3 weeks after Santa's Death now, and a Leader know as Paul Crimson has publish a Book for the new Ideas Within Snowflurrie

[west path]

we need to save you from your introversion

it is EVIL

[hollow garden]

Snowflurrie?

what are these ideas

[west path]

@cerulean siren JOIN THE OLD GUARD

[frosty drum]

We need to make an Armed force to Hunt down the Yule Man

[hollow garden]

yes leader

We will do this

When the situation is suitable Ig

[frosty drum]

Specialized Operatives

[hollow garden]

Well we need them rn to crush the rebellion

[frosty drum]

Last reported Sighting of him

[hollow garden]

This looks really comfy

I want to sleep there

Is twovo describing the full ideology of the crimsonites

[vital latch]

I on't mind it, it's a solid excuse to my parents to not go to parties

[spring bison]

@cerulean siren is the population just elves and santa

[hollow garden]

yes

[cerulean siren]

They are the only ones with rights

[spring bison]

truly equal society

everyone suffers the same

except santa

[cerulean siren]

Yk magic animals and stuff are also here

[hollow garden]

We have rights?

[hollow garden]

Meh ain't no way them are getting rights

[cerulean siren]

Some gnomes, fairies, conscious toymen

Etc

[hollow garden]

What are Paul crimson's ideas

🙏

[cerulean siren]

But 92% of the population is Elves

And in my population stats im only counting elves atm

"What Gives Santa Jr. the Right to rule us? He did not have the Charisma of his Father, the respect of the People or the consent of the Elvesto be Governed By Him! In plenty of our Elven Cities a Local is Elected leader, yet for our enitre state a Foreign Dynasty has control. What is Stopping us for having an Elven Santa, chosen by the Elves, For the Elves?"

• An Excerpt out of Jolly Snowfensin Book "Elven Democracy", which is popular in the Glaciera Region

[frosty drum]

HES STILL A CHILD
GIVE HIM A CHANCE

[hollow garden]

What's stopping this is that it's wrong

Santa has ruled over the north pole and as per tradition Santa the second shall two

An elf being Santa is foolish

@frosty drum @west path I have a plan

We should divide the opposition

While not actually providing meaningful reform

We should also focus on crushing the most threatening groups

[hollow garden]

We have the support of the old guard and the crown loyalists

[cerulean siren]

• Collective Leadership
• Workers own their production
• Labor laws
• Welfare support for elves

[hollow garden]

If the crown loyalists have grievances we should listen to them

[spring bison]

everything except the second

thats stupid

[hollow garden]

And as for the Republicans I propose we form a legislative chamber that actually has little real authority

And we should rename to the "republic" of the north pole and Santa becomes officially an "elected" position

[west path]

then just fake it

🧠

[hollow garden]

But in reality it will be rigged with no term limits

[west path]

I agree btw

[hollow garden]

Cosmic is too nice qevie

[cerulean siren]

Support For the Republicans

[hollow garden]

He can't lie to his parents

[west path]

@vital latch hop on rgd methinks

[hollow garden]

And for the new guard we should crush them completely

[cerulean siren]

Current Map

[west path]

The reason is

ITS CHRISTMAS

🦅

btw its not terribly grindy if you go through the worlds

about 50 ornaments per run

[spring bison]

who are the green

[hollow garden]

For the crimsons we should partially address their 3 last concerns and placate them on the first with the legislative chamber

And for the evergreens we should grant some independence

While crushing others

[cerulean siren]

Crimsons

Its supid im changing thier name

[hollow garden]

And when Skillerz's rule consolidates we will get them back into the fold

[west path]

@vital latch 18 runs to get 900 ornaments

which is

[spring bison]

if santa is gone who is delivering the presents

[west path]

for the giftmaker class

[hollow garden]

@frosty drum do you support this

[spring bison]

woudnt the economy crash

[west path]

you prolly get more if you kill all shopkeeps

and

[cerulean siren]

I did green cuz thats tho oopsite of red and crimson is too close the old guard color

[west path]

win against the boss

[hollow garden]

Can u give me 4 ornaments

[frosty drum]

Link the message

[west path]

no

[hollow garden]

Green is republican?

[west path]

i however want this one

hes cool

droid denial

[spring bison]

I think we should stablish a fascist state

[rose cape]

~bt

[west path]

meaning no switcher droids

[hollow garden]

@frosty drum

[cerulean siren]

Time in the North pole moves fast compared to Our world

[hollow garden]

#🎲game-room message

Read from here

[hardy saffron]

@rose cape: I chose green because red and green are very conservative colors.

[cerulean siren]

1 week = 1 Human Day

[hollow garden]

guh

[frosty drum]

Agreed

[frosty drum]

That's slow af

[frank latch]

@west path Qevie

wyg

[hollow garden]

@cerulean siren we will implement "reforms" with the declaration of the republic and the creation of the elvish parliament and we will slightly address the working conditions and rights of elves to placate the crimsons

[frosty drum]

Don't you mean
1 human week equals 1 day

[hollow garden]

Do the loyalists have any grievances with the central government?

[west path]

Rgd

the promised land

[spring bison]

republic???

[hollow garden]

What does wyg mean

[spring bison]

are you insane klez

[frank latch]

Where you go

[hollow garden]

no it's just the status quo in a cloak

[cerulean siren]

No i meant slow sorey

[hollow garden]

It's a way to divide the republican faction and maybe even silence them

[west path]

i need people to play the rgd chrismas event with 😢

[cerulean siren]

Ms. Claus would not allow this

[hollow garden]

which parts does she not approve of?

[west path]

Finally

good ping is achieved

[cerulean siren]

Allowing Eleven Leaders a space to meet together

[frosty drum]

https://tenor.com/view/thanos-impossible-marvel-shocked-gif-15104180

[cerulean siren]

And exchange ideas

[hollow garden]

Valid tbh

[hollow garden]

wth

Did they fix it finally

[west path]

no its just 1:30am

[hollow garden]

@cerulean siren explain to Ms clause that these are temporary measures

And as soon as skillerz grows up and consolidates power

This will all be revoked

[west path]

ok but the rgd lobby music slaps so hard

[cerulean siren]

BREAKINGNEWS:
THE WRAPPINGTON LOCAL COMMANDER HAS DECLARE ALLIGANCE TO THE LOCAL ELVEN LEADER BOWIE JOY JR

[hollow garden]

And a purge will be done to the elvish leaders

[hollow garden]

Send the militia to fight the Bowists

[frosty drum]

I will not stand for this

[west path]

nobody to play rgd with

i cry

time to do a solo run

[cerulean siren]

Map

Dark red - Player Cities (Old Guard/Crown)
Light Green - Crimson Reform
Purple- Republicans
Dark Blue - New Guard

[spring bison]

@cerulean siren create the Young Sor- Elves which is a nationalistic youth organization based around beating up liberals

[hollow garden]

@cerulean siren expand northwards and westwards

[cerulean siren]

Md. Claus Approves for a Force of 700 Specialist too demand them to stand down

[hollow garden]

Based

Them elvish liberals need to die

@cerulean siren can I provide support to the young elves

[spring bison]

Young Elves will destroy the liberals

[cerulean siren]

where do you wann be based in(I assume you align with the New guard)

[spring bison]

with santa

I hate liberals

the liberals will fall

[cerulean siren]

which city you want to be base outta tho

[spring bison]

the most nationalistic

[vital latch]

@cerulean siren I would like to play as a tiny elf named James

[spring bison]

LeBron James*

[cerulean siren]

young elves

[spring bison]

@cerulean siren propaganda the organization and organize speeches and rallies

[hollow garden]

@cerulean siren gather weapons and shells for our troops

[west path]

cosmic im going insane

the christmas event..

i need someone to game with..

[cerulean siren]

Republican Ideals have Spread Further, with a Elven Petition of over 75,000 signatures beign sent to the capital for the calling of the "Grand Assmbley"

[cerulean siren]

The local base has offer to listen to your wishing, (he is disobeying ms claus)

[hollow garden]

We should accept the grand assembly tbh

It should be symbolic though

[hollow garden]

Eh it's fine sometimes you have to do bad for the greater good

[cerulean siren]

The Propaganda spread easily do tonthe great infrastructure, however Counter-Movements filled with repulicanism have move nearby

[balmy epoch]

honey bee :

(what game)

[frosty drum]

Back

[quick idol]

@cerulean siren deploy chemical weapons

[spring bison]

use the funds klez gave me to increase entries into the organization

[hollow garden]

@spring bison you can send them to me I will put them in the Dardanisk ice camp

[quick idol]

@frosty drum its so over for you

[hollow garden]

This is worrying

[spring bison]

all I want you to do is to make the police not intervene until I beat them all up

[hollow garden]

Consider it done

[spring bison]

@cerulean siren do it]

violence]

[frosty drum]

@spring bison hohoho

[hollow garden]

@cerulean siren make the police "late" whenever LeBron's group is doing something

[frosty drum]

@hollow garden what's the situation

[spring bison]

if I see a liberal in the road beat them up

[hollow garden]

Well the republicans are gaining traction in the south

But it's under control

[west path]

randomly generated droids

on robloxia

[frosty drum]

Donald Claus 💀 ☠️ 💀

[balmy epoch]

I’m playing lumber tycoon 2 rn

[hollow garden]

real

[balmy epoch]

peak game btw

[hollow garden]

Is this peak

[spring bison]

beat the liberals up

[balmy epoch]

yes

[midnight ocean]

Based

[balmy epoch]

it’s always been peak

[hollow garden]

keep Santa up

(@frosty drum finish the slogan)

[midnight ocean]

Was I in this I forgot

[cerulean siren]

interesting

[balmy epoch]

we should hop on sometime and go for the black tree I forgot the name of

I got the eyes tho

[frosty drum]

Keep Christmas Alive

[cerulean siren]

The 700 Specopps units have been intercepted by 2,000 men strong New Guard Milltia

[midnight ocean]

I have never heard of the black tree with eyes in my life is this a new thing I haven’t played in 4 years

Wait

Ok no I still don’t know what you said

[cerulean siren]

They are now Surrounded

[hollow garden]

Oh no

[spring bison]

@cerulean siren are there news channels

[balmy epoch]

it was a white tree

[spring bison]

tvs

and shit

[hollow garden]

Are we unable to send reinforcements?

[balmy epoch]

phantom wood

[west path]

my boss room damage is gonna be mid

but i think itll be fine

[cerulean siren]

a breakthough the lines is made

[cerulean siren]

Only Paper

[midnight ocean]

Was this the one in the cave

[spring bison]

export the manifesto to other cities

[cerulean siren]

The North Pole Address in the only National one

[spring bison]

get the organization to set up there

[balmy epoch]

yes

one of the caves

[midnight ocean]

Oh I don’t think I ever got this one this was one of the few trees I never got

It was way too convoluted

[balmy epoch]

it takes a lot of practice cuz you can just fall off

[spring bison]

@cerulean siren are there politicians

[balmy epoch]

and timing

[cerulean siren]

Around 450 Men retreat out of the battle, but the damgae is done

[midnight ocean]

Isn’t there like a timer too

[cerulean siren]

sort of

[vagrant ginkgo]

rigged

[balmy epoch]

yes

[midnight ocean]

Bro lost to an Ai

[spring bison]

can I lobby the nationalist and conservative ones to support the organization

[vagrant ginkgo]

look at the votes buddy

it was intentional 🥱

got a secret house of representatives ending

[midnight ocean]

Crazy

[quick idol]

Is he stupid

[west path]

what plate to step on @vital latch

[quick idol]

Third

[vital latch]

strategist

[cerulean siren]

THE NORTH POLE ADDRESS
SPEC OPPS UNITS DEFEATED IN BATTLE AGAISNT THE NEW GUARD!(frontpage)
NATIONAL ASSEMBLY PETITION REACHES 100,000 SIGNATURES(page 2)
WHO IS JOLLY SNOWDFENSIN(page 2)

• New Toy Model is taking over the North Pole by Storm(page 3)
• Police Detain Paul Crimson while on travel(page 3)
• Cookies, Young Elves, and more (Page 7)

[cerulean siren]

yes

[spring bison]

do it

[west path]

96 hp boss battle

[west path]

i did conjurer

[spring bison]

@cerulean siren are there any liberal rally or speech coming up

[west path]

they all have effects

boss battle at room 50 is brutal bro

@vital latch how will i recover from this

this might be hoarder

so im cooked

[cerulean siren]

The National Assmbley

[spring bison]

where

@hollow garden can you make the news channel talk good about me

[west path]

yeah i got cooked

@vital latch this boss is stupid difficult 😭

got me another 50 points though!

[cerulean siren]

Iceheart, the most populus city

[west path]

this is gon take a while unless i p2w

[spring bison]

spread the manifesto and agitate the public

then smuggle in weapons to ambush the rally

beat up everyone

[cerulean siren]

@ The National Assembly, all parties, even the Royal Claus family will be there to have a friendly discussion on how to better the nation

[frosty drum]

Hi

[spring bison]

nvm

[cerulean siren]

I needa use the bathroom rq

[cerulean siren]

Your nation is in shambles

[frosty drum]

Oh no

[spring bison]

can you endorse me

[frosty drum]

For what

[spring bison]

my organization

I beat up liberals

[sullen pawn]

#1314086483396792372 hosta tommorow

[midnight ocean]

@frosty drum

[frosty drum]

Is this a mod

Also screw you

[wild mason]

Is this geometry dash

[midnight ocean]

No it’s that new retro bowl

Updated graphics

Peak touchdown kick return

[cerulean siren]

Pee breka over

[cerulean siren]

https://tenor.com/view/old-man-guy-senior-walker-gif-2344834708094628957

[cerulean siren]

Why

[spring bison]

the royals are there

including the parties of the politicians that support me

[cerulean siren]

Map Before the Grand Assembly

Dark Blue - New Guard
DarkPink - Young Elves
Green - Crimson Reform
Purple- Republicans
Dark red - Player (oldGuard)

[spring bison]

ive been just wondering

why the fuck does coal plants still exist

[prisma flame]

who winning

[cerulean siren]

the National Assembly
18 - YE
21 - CR
97 - R
195 - N
74- NG
95 - OG

[cerulean siren]

no we run on chrismast cheer (And Joy cyrstals in the mountains)

[spring bison]

talking about irl

[spring bison]

elaborate

[cerulean siren]

Young elves
Crimson reform
Republicans
Neutral
New guard
Old guard

[frosty drum]

Hi

[spring bison]

I dont remember being a political party but okay

and why does the new guard have a party they just did a terrorist attack

[cerulean siren]

Wiat your not?

[cerulean siren]

Its not really parties but what the leaders of elvens cities align with

[spring bison]

im a youth/paramilitary organization

[spring bison]

okay so I have representation

[cerulean siren]

some

what would you like them to present to the nation about

[spring bison]

@hollow garden we should unite our representation btw

[cerulean siren]

the old guard is resitant to become milltant

[spring bison]

im not militant!

[frosty drum]

Chat am I a good leader

[frosty drum]

@cerulean siren

[sullen pawn]

nope i hate u

u voted no on the game room poll

[pine copper]

Yes

[cerulean siren]

"Paramilitary"

[spring bison]

beating up liberals is not being militant btw

why is @marsh lance here

[spring bison]

@wraith quarry wyd if zeru becomes a genocidal theocracy

[west path]

@waxen remnant killing myself

[spring bison]

better than the wb update

[west path]

where is cosmicus i rgd need

Im going fucking insane

[cerulean siren]

okay back

[frosty drum]

Xnzusjzj7xyksjdissuwn

[cerulean siren]

@frosty drum what questions would u like for your mom to ask the assmbley

[frosty drum]

Not sure
(Everyone Left I think btw)

[cerulean siren]

nah

[west path]

got to the christmas world not sure if i should drop capacitor

[spring bison]

martial law

[spring bison]

expand the organization

to nearby cities

[west path]

@vital latch what plate

[spring bison]

@cerulean siren can I stablish the organization in other parts of the nation

[west path]

CAN IT STOP BEING THIS BOSS

[cerulean siren]

we dont have enough politcal capital for that just yet

[vital latch]

I always say strategist

[cerulean siren]

MapFinal

[vital latch]

I used to main strategist it was the first class I won on

[spring bison]

you hosting tomorrow?

[cerulean siren]

yes

png

[west path]

holy shit I NEARLY BEAT THE BOSS

BUT THE DUMBSHIT FREEZE DROIDS MAKE YOU HAVE THAT STUPID BUFFER

THAT MAKES YOU TAKE A SHITTON OF DMG

i hate the raider boss

hes shit

this is actually gonna make me go insane

@vital latch PLEASE help me out with this

i beg

[spring bison]

why is my organization still the same

[cerulean siren]

underground gains

[spring bison]

wdym

[sullen pawn]

@frosty drum

[frosty drum]

Massive W

[west path]

what is vro cooking up

[sullen pawn]

in lore my four major fantasy mapwars are in the same solar system

it wont come up in any of them (maybe idk)

[frosty drum]

Begun the Age of Space Wars Have

[sullen pawn]

i just wanted too

so thats a pic of the solar system

the issue is realistically g3mw would be FREEZING and ffmw wouldve been COOKING

but plot holes are awesome when you can just admit they exist 🤫

[west path]

man extremely large cities on a small strip of land are pretty hard to execute

[sullen pawn]

made gfmw larger

@frosty drum the one you destroyed 🤫

[frosty drum]

The Skillerian race is canonically Space Colonizers

[frosty drum]

Yes

[sullen pawn]

oh yea didnt some of your people escape the planet or something

[frosty drum]

Yes
(That's how they appeared in other mws)

[sullen pawn]

maybe this canonically is the same people

lol

[frosty drum]

I mean
Most of the Planets have Skillerians

[sullen pawn]

this one doesnt but thats because it was doc :p

*isnt doc

i havnt hosted it yet lol

first session is tommorow

🤫

[west path]

gotta do citymaking for the first chronicle

[frosty drum]

Skilleria will rise again frfr

[sullen pawn]

@wraith quarry @frank latch @marsh lance are we good if i hosta tommorow

[sullen pawn]

did u choose in #1314086483396792372

[frosty drum]

Not yet

[sullen pawn]

ok made the name doc

[west path]

@rose cape opinion?

[frank latch]

real

[sullen pawn]

Can u play Arkinia :3

[wraith quarry]

probably not be happy but i've given up trying to do anything

[spring bison]

real

[west path]

Damn this is crazy..

[west path]

what did he mean by this

[west path]

i will probably explode since i wanted this to be writing heavy not map painting heavy

[wraith quarry]

Listen, the east doesn't want me to do anything
i won't do anything

[west path]

bro has just given up

did he forger he has host bias

[frank latch]

I'm not really that interested in it

[vital latch]

first of all are you insane isnt it like 4am where you live

[steep merlin]

Above time (04:00 PST) in your local time · Dec 20, 2024, 12:00 PM

[vital latch]

second of all I'm still dead

[spring bison]

https://youtu.be/xDNoTyMyGbM?si=zox5AFsqXkCoc0q5

[frank latch]

yes
yes it is

[west path]

3am

i wanted to win against the rgd boss

[west path]

its now 4am

[west path]

Exploding..

thats my cue to sleep!

[novel jay]

@frank latch can’t wait for Bowistan

[frank latch]

Neither can I

I really want to host

I'm considering trying to host tomorrow as well if I can

but
I can't guarantee it

[novel jay]

I’m going to a wedding

So not after 3:30 pm

But anytime before, I’m good

[frank latch]

is that EST?

[novel jay]

Yeah

[frank latch]

well Garlic says he's hosting at 1 - 2 so I wouldn't be able to any way

[frosty drum]

@novel jay @frank latch hi

[noble cradle]

the death of the french by a british geezer in 4k

[sullen pawn]

ill sacrifice for a bowistan session

[frosty drum]

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-han-solo-death-fall-episode-vii-gif-15828315137350879938

[vagrant ginkgo]

BERNIE BLAST

@midnight ocean is this 2028 election confirmed?

[midnight ocean]

bro had alabama and mississippi how did he not win

[frosty drum]

He forgot Wyoming 😔

[west path]

i rise

[prime compass]

he rise

[cerulean siren]

we rise

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/solo-leveling-gif-21010263

[prime compass]

Rice with some sand

[cunning niche]

Whens bestname coming back

@waxen remnant

[prime compass]

27th January 2026

[rose cape]

proof?

[west path]

buddy got him with the default flag 🤣

[wild mason]

@midnight ocean OK HOW do you play in the baltic

Its constant raids and wars

[high tartan]

@rose cape

Wanna join a 1337 rp?

[west path]

if its anything like ck2, you want to take advantage of the tribal government to start getting a buncha land

and then after you finish conquering you start stabilizing which will take a while

[wild mason]

I am prussia

Everyone around me has a superior military and it would cost too much prestige needed to build it uo

[west path]

yeah you wanna keep conquering and raiding

[west path]

speccing into martial is crucial for tribal gameplay

potentially try getting some alliances?

thats my only thought

[frank latch]

Hello

[wild mason]

my one ally is Curonia

[west path]

fried

yeah idk how much more help i could offer since i play ck2 not ck3 🕊️

[wild mason]

This is the only issue I have rn

How is that even low

[cerulean siren]

no way

blumi playing ck3

[west path]

twovo

they need your advice on playing tribal

their only game so far has been playing pisa

unironically

[sullen pawn]

i will hosta in a few hours

🤫

[cerulean siren]

i havent played snice like july

[west path]

cooked

[west path]

btw they added landless adventurer characters

[wild mason]

What age do you take over

I fucking hate regencies

[west path]

what regency stage

i will check the wiki!

[west path]

what age is your character

you need to swing it to 1 and then youll be able to end it

[wild mason]

Wait htis is dicord

" 13 "

[west path]

in ck3 they become adults at 16 so thatll be when you can end it i think

[west path]

this would sound so horrible out of context

fixed

[cunning niche]

@cerulean siren when will you join gameroom server

[west path]

just keep swinging the scales and you should be fine

[wild mason]

literally

no one way to swing ity

because i cant make enough of anything

[west path]

Damn... insane

[prime compass]

Hi blumster

[prime compass]

Hello qeviesir

[wild mason]

bro

[west path]

it automatically balances in your favor once you become of age

[wild mason]

they can just keep going further and getting more benefits

[wild mason]

why did nowhere i searched online explaint his

[west path]

i read up on the wiki

it automatically balances towards the monarch once hes an adult

[wild mason]

I could force my regent into a shitty marraige

That loses them like 800 prestige

[west path]

dont think thats needed

since the balance of power was naturally swinging

rather than them influencing it

since it automatically goes towards stage 3

or well

[wild mason]

2 more years

[west path]

50%

[wild mason]

EW

[west path]

crazy

[frank latch]

@west path you doing anything?

[rose cape]

@west path you doing anything?

[wild mason]

wtf am i even supposed to do here what

[brittle gust]

Oh that's the best part

You get shitted on

So basically nothing

But wtf is the danelaw doing in Prussia bruh 😭

[wild mason]

idk but thank god I have allies

also the danelaw got themselves into 3 seperate wars

[noble cradle]

what are you doing in this situation

[spring bison]

focus on killing armies with a orange background

they give prestige

and raid stuff

[wild mason]

Yes

OH MY FUCKING GOD

THE MOMENT I ALMOS END THE WAR WITH THE DANELAW

[frank latch]

Why is Qevie dead

[rose cape]

he was shot and killed in the early hours of december 21 in the gdansk suburbs

[frank latch]

dang

was it the Russian mafia?

[prime compass]

Bookish ahh

[bold glade]

@prisma flame

[cunning niche]

@prisma flame GoT x Fortnite when

[full jungle]

So close

[west path]

as the ghost of qevie, this is true

[west path]

i was shot dead

so technically no

[wild mason]

Speaking of

Should I take Gdanks

[west path]

joining their army

[wild mason]

They have elite military though

[west path]

yeah its halal

[frank latch]

@west path
Kwee-vee or ke-vee

[waxen remnant]

he is already unbanned

[cunning niche]

Theres no “U” or “W” in Qevie 😭

[cunning niche]

Fr?

[waxen remnant]

how do you seem to be forgetful

i set a 3 month ban

which is long expired

[cunning niche]

🧠⚫️

[frank latch]

Q = kw sound

[cunning niche]

Its more like K

[frank latch]

kw

[cunning niche]

In the context

Of Qevie

[frank latch]

Kwevie

same as

B-ow > b-oe

[wild mason]

We have it now ;exp

[noble cradle]

insane there is 51 belegars

[brittle gust]

I thought it was ke-vee

[frank latch]

I say Kwe-vee

[brittle gust]

Very halal

Keep it up

[brittle gust]

.... Kiwi!

Qevie is actually a kiwi

[frank latch]

true

[brittle gust]

So he's from new zeeland?

[cerulean siren]

hi

Mw or nah @spring bison @hollow garden @west path

[spring bison]

Danzig

[sullen pawn]

@hollow garden @alpine raft @frosty drum @prime compass @prisma flame is rn goodf or session

[rose cape]

yes+

[sullen pawn]

ive beensaying iw as gonna host today for awile now

:c

[west path]

i pronounce it qu-ey-wie-e

[sullen pawn]

i pronounce it
ke-vee

[west path]

you will perish

[sullen pawn]

theres no u next to the q

it makes a k sound

but then again its prolly polish so 👽

[west path]

no it was a brutal misspell of my name in norwegian

like an actually terrible misspell

[rose cape]

this is demonic

[west path]

and i just stuck with it ngl

[cerulean siren]

Then host

[cerulean siren]

Where u wanna join and what faction?

[rose cape]

what factions is there

[cerulean siren]

Factions of the North

• The Old Guard ( Pro-Santa Military)
• Crown Loyalist (Pro-Monarchy Elves)
• Republicans ( Pro-Democracy Elves)
• The New Guard (Anti- Santa Military Nationalists)
• Evergreeners (Independence Movements Against Central Authority)
• Crimsons (Communist )

Or u can make your own

[sullen pawn]

id have no players this early

are you fr about to hos

no way ur session is gonna last only an hour

[cerulean siren]

I dont mind

[sullen pawn]

alright

[cerulean siren]

"Only a hour"

[sullen pawn]

aslong as ur session ends around like 12:30-1:00 im good w/ that

(its 11:18 rn est)

[west path]

its starting to finally look like something proper

[frank latch]

nope

[wild mason]

NOOOO

[sullen pawn]

@west path so water we gonna do

we both want ot hosta at the same time

[west path]

youre hosting like

2 hours before me

[sullen pawn]

oh

[west path]

or 1 if you decide to go for 2pm

[sullen pawn]

it should be fine then 👽

[west path]

cooked

[cerulean siren]

May she rest

[wild mason]

Good tghing my current ruler has like 8 children

I can matrilineally marry them in Poland

and my house can rule poland

[sullen pawn]

@west path im so sad

i santched poland for russia so i could release it

AND I CANT RELEASE POLAND 😭

[hollow garden]

Was she important for a marriage alliance?

[hollow garden]

How

Wouldn't they refuse this?

or did you get a hook on Poland's ruler

[west path]

how long has this campaign gone on

[hollow garden]

Ah yes

[west path]

its easier to do in ck3 i think

[hollow garden]

I conquered a nation to liberate if

[west path]

also wdym

were they independent at the start of the game

[sullen pawn]

no

there hasnt been a poland yet

[west path]

ok that explains it

[wild mason]

Yes

[sullen pawn]

i started in victorian era

[west path]

and there wont be

[wild mason]

For some reason the polish king loves my character

[sullen pawn]

+1 other reason why the game is MID

[wild mason]

So I am taking full advantage

[west path]

i could unironically get this

it seems funny too

[west path]

theres a mod that fixes this issue

brw

[sullen pawn]

tell

im installing it RIGHT NOW

[west path]

let me find it

[sullen pawn]

is it this

[west path]

yes

[sullen pawn]

thank u

i found this 1 too

so happy aoh3 has a workshop

it still has issues but its miles better than aoh2

[west path]

garlic slander

[sullen pawn]

in my defense fish mw got voted no aswell

also btw those 4 votes are legit

[west path]

yeah but BoW is in the government

[wild mason]

Fish needs to end this one and make the internal mapwar

[sullen pawn]

my alts unvoted

[west path]

the autocrats win

[sullen pawn]

he said before it isnt ending until russia pulls out of ukraine

he wants it to last longer than russia v ukraine war

[hollow garden]

Unreal

[west path]

he will not end fish mw for as long as i live

[west path]

which is tomorrow

hes ending it tomorrow

[wild mason]

I am

[west path]

the fr0h mafia will poison me

[wild mason]

OK so

[west path]

the operation will be spearheaded by blumihollis

[wild mason]

I want to get rid of Pomerenia

but this stupid truce

4 more months

[west path]

Pomerania*

[west path]

then wait 4 more months

[wild mason]

Look at them on the map

Seems pretty strong right?

[west path]

no

they are shit

they have the most impoverished provinces under their control

[west path]

gank them

[wild mason]

I want to take this region

That exclave pisses me of

[west path]

also you still havent bought roads to peak

you will be able to make muslim byzantium

and make empire gameplay more fun

[sullen pawn]

@west path how does it work

[west path]

im a paradox sales pitch btw

[west path]

declare war and then liberate civilizations

in the war menu

[sullen pawn]

oh so its too late for poland

[hollow garden]

You are Lithuania right

Prussia will be a hard fight

But I think you can get destroy their armies using pagan attrition?

@west path is pagan attrition in ck3

[west path]

no you can just release directly too i think

[west path]

dont know

[west path]

here i used it on ottomans

[sullen pawn]

its not lettin me!

it may be because i added mod after the war

[west path]

decentralized france more than they already were

[west path]

its probably not compatible with existing save files

[waxen remnant]

how does religion work in aoh3

[wild mason]

I am prussia

Lithuania is my ally

[sullen pawn]

the onyl thing it does it make upkeep higher and stability lower if the religion fo a given province is different than the religon that your nation is set too

[west path]

im evil

[west path]

@sullen pawn is this lore accurate

@sullen pawn yeah this mod is peak

hmm

[wild mason]

Just kidnapped a kid and forced him to change religion and culture

[noble cradle]

@waxen remnant who do i declare a waaagh on (summon thousands of orks and goblins and spiders to go beat up some guy and take their capital in 20 turns or less before the horde disbands)

[wild mason]

10/19 game

[waxen remnant]

featured in the new wb update

[waxen remnant]

vampire horde

[wild mason]

Prusizai

[waxen remnant]

does Warhammer 3 have multiplayer campaign or No

[noble cradle]

yes

[wild mason]

Prussia, Estonia, and Lithaunia are allied

the great batlic alliance

[noble cradle]

what food should i make (only have the highlighted ones because i havent gone on my food hunting journey yet 😔 )

[west path]

british food

make british food

[wild mason]

OK why is the king of poland so nice

[noble cradle]

yummy hell pepper shrooms, boar meat, and monster goo

[wild mason]

he didnt even lose opinion of me for helping my ally in a war against him

[noble cradle]

because hes not sober

its in his genes

[quick idol]

Is his name qevie

[grave cobalt]

What game is this?

[wild mason]

LMAO

[spring bison]

Holy Roman Emperor Winston Churchill

[spring bison]

why did you donwgrade from Prussia to Lithuania

[wild mason]

I didnt know that was a downgrade

[west path]

Real

[west path]

too edible to be british food

[noble cradle]

most dignified slovene citizens

[sullen pawn]

That looks nice

@prisma flame @prime compass @hollow garden @frosty drum session in 15 minutes

[prisma flame]

Ok

[frosty drum]

Alr

[hollow garden]

yes

[wild mason]

every time there is an amazing ruler

they always get cancer or something

🤯 🤯 🤯 🤯 🤯

[frank latch]

tbf Fish MW is older than their invasion

so

[hollow garden]

when is this war ending

It's meaningless

[frank latch]

when Ukraine reaches Moscow

[hollow garden]

Slava ykrain!

[spring bison]

its when Bashar coups the government

[hollow garden]

The Sad counteroffensive is going to be massive

@prime compass

[spring bison]

https://youtu.be/rb1kL0MOANU?si=2v42DuhTtU0TH9rb found peak

[wild mason]

they banned his name so dont be surprised if a mod comes and yells at you 💔

[spring bison]

since when

its not

[hollow garden]

Fair enough

I hate the guy enough to accept this

[frank latch]

nope

[frank latch]

which one?

[spring bison]

its not banned tho

[frank latch]

just ask a mod

[spring bison]

#🎲game-room message

[frank latch]

this proves...

Is it possible they banned the name after that?

[spring bison]

then me posting the My Way Bashar remix for the 100th time would get evaporated

[frank latch]

either that or they just haven't seen them

but I still suggest asking to verify

[spring bison]

top ten garlic lying moments

[sullen pawn]

sta

[wild mason]

Ive seen a few mods saying it is and telling people not to say it

[sullen pawn]

starting

[wild mason]

So like

I dont know what they are doing

[sullen pawn]

@hollow garden @prime compass @alpine raft @frosty drum @prisma flame starting

[prisma flame]

No way

[spring bison]

what nations are avaiable

[frosty drum]

Im here

[sullen pawn]

all the light gray but i dont recomend terravia eldoria or borean clan

names

[spring bison]

give me the one thats the closest to iraq

[sullen pawn]

you are in space

oh wait

you mean like a metaphor

ermm

i mean there isnt really an iraq

solanthia is similar to egypt

mostly desert with some oasis

and a minor power

[prisma flame]

@hollow garden dms

[sullen pawn]

also u'll bhe close to the other players

[spring bison]

ngl I confused you with skillerz

[frosty drum]

HOW

[west path]

i wonder when klez is hosting again

[frosty drum]

https://tenor.com/view/general-grievous-gif-13718534390039256298

[spring bison]

after tomorrow probably

wait not

after that

[prisma flame]

Ok I'll do my first action when KLEZ comes online

[spring bison]

Our canal our Golan

[noble cradle]

we have landed in south america, it is now time to colonize them for food

[wild mason]

The World if it let me erase pomerania

[spring bison]

you should murder kashubians

and silesians

[sullen pawn]

dead session

[prisma flame]

when kleznam comes it wont be dead

[spring bison]

put me as Israel

[sullen pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/bait-fish-this-is-bait-gif-11212449

bait + not funny + ur annoying

[spring bison]

👽

[prisma flame]

ok buddy

station army there

[sullen pawn]

@prime compass pull up my sigma

[spring bison]

Solanthian Shandong

[sullen pawn]

btw bandits are there

[prisma flame]

yes thats the point

[frosty drum]

@sullen pawn Can I begin the construction of a Navy?

[sullen pawn]

u have a decent navy

but Ok

[spring bison]

@sullen pawn

[prisma flame]

is that bandit land or desert land

[sullen pawn]

so a weak vassal 👽

[sullen pawn]

bandit activity

they go outside of that thats just where they hella common

btw domilix is infested with bandits

their central desert is practically anarchy

[prisma flame]

ok eventual plan is to take this strip of land

[sullen pawn]

aight

[prisma flame]

but i cant do it alone

[sullen pawn]

thats where you fight them basically

[prisma flame]

when is belemin and kleznam coming

[sullen pawn]

you dont just sit at the border waiting

[waxen remnant]

when do i host a mw

[sullen pawn]

ew eye is here

[wild mason]

I didnt know this was a thing

Growth is insane

[hollow garden]

The cavalry has arrived

[prisma flame]

ok this plan

[hollow garden]

@sullen pawn what happened so fast

[sullen pawn]

?

nothings rlly happened

[hollow garden]

@sullen pawn are we strong enough to overwhelm that eastern pocket?

[prisma flame]

what if we do this

[frosty drum]

@hollow garden what nation are you

[sullen pawn]

together yea but throwing ur small army at a part could leave the rest of ur borders vulnerable

[wild mason]

Pls dont spread to me

[sullen pawn]

sanlonroge would get icky with you guys expanding on theier borders

[hollow garden]

I'm meridia

[sullen pawn]

that region has people too and most of them call themselves sablonrogian

[hollow garden]

@prisma flame let's finish the opps

[frosty drum]

I'm clepsydra

[sullen pawn]

the official monarchy just hasnt claimed it

[hollow garden]

I'm sure belemin won't attack me

[prisma flame]

ok bet

we could start like this

to invade from both sides

[hollow garden]

Where is clespyra

[sullen pawn]

@prime compass raa get in here

[sullen pawn]

blue

[frosty drum]

What is Octarias Thoughts about me

[sullen pawn]

you guys are.. rivals

like england and france

constantly having skirmishes

[prisma flame]

skillerz do you wanna set up trade

[frosty drum]

Who are you

[prisma flame]

esgaroth

[wild mason]

Ok some of the design choices in ck3 are 👽

Why did I lose 150 prestige for beingt called bald

[hollow garden]

@sullen pawn I need to consolidate internally strengthen the crown and establish an efficient bureaucracy