🎲game-room

[west path]

theyre gonna be in orbit

[prisma flame]

Qevie has full reign to my colonies

[west path]

yes

[prisma flame]

To setup weapon facilities

[prisma flame]

@hollow garden

[frosty drum]

@hollow garden check dms btw

[quick idol]

@hollow garden buy more than bookish this is how capitalism works

[west path]

I want these designs to be much more powerful and faster

as well as accurate

[prisma flame]

@west path if you sell more to me I'll help you setup your own colony on yellow planet

[prime compass]

Im buying.

[spring bison]

bookish entered the battle?

[quick idol]

@west path the red planet has more resources btw

[prime compass]

@west path sell to me and ill let you Set up anywhere

[prisma flame]

And we'll take red planet

[spring bison]

@hollow garden btw when is the update on the system travel

[quick idol]

Im also buying

[prisma flame]

With the weapons

[west path]

buddy i only need to produce manufacturing plants i don't need colonies

[quick idol]

@west path i'll accept duck supremacy over geese

[west path]

ZAMN...

[quick idol]

do you accept

[prisma flame]

Ok you get full access to my colonies on all planets, including yellow and future red ones

If you sell me more weapons

[prime compass]

@west path you can build in my colonies...

[west path]

@hollow garden Sell the most to Belemin, then Bookish, then Ercan

[frosty drum]

@prisma flame why are you supporting Pirates

[prime compass]

Youre the goat qevie

[quick idol]

Why most to belemin smh

[prisma flame]

GOAT

[west path]

i love money

[prime compass]

Because im WIN

[hollow garden]

@prime compass

[prisma flame]

Im an opportunist

[quick idol]

Is it a stalemate rn

[hollow garden]

Someone notified the tribes that bookish is participating in the war

[quick idol]

I want to do a funny

[hollow garden]

And so they all decided to join the conflict on ercan's side

[west path]

@hollow garden Now set up manufacturing plants within Bookish and Belemin as well as weapon testing plants so we can test these experimental weapons as well as use local resources to have a larger amount of research actively ongoing

🤑

[hollow garden]

More or less so

[prime compass]

Dms..

[prisma flame]

Alieb

Alien

I hate those dirty tribes

We need to kill them all

[west path]

@quick idol Can i establish a tradepost in orbit on one of your colonized planets

[prime compass]

Im also a capitalist

I love money

[quick idol]

only if you sell me more weapons rn smh

[frosty drum]

@hollow garden check dms

[west path]

no but you would get the weapons youre already buying faster..

think about it

[prisma flame]

@quick idol check dms

[west path]

where is this battle currently ongoing

i need a trade post set up there

asap

[prime compass]

Qeva...listen

[hollow garden]

Two large things have happened

Ercan launched a nuclear weapon against bookish's yellow planet colony

[noble cradle]

,roll 20 buy 80 qeverland bitterns

[haughty inlet]

parader_

:game_die: You rolled 14

[west path]

@hollow garden Can i also begin working on cybernetics so we can begin augmenting the rich

[hollow garden]

Killing a large amount of colonialists

[prisma flame]

Evil

[quick idol]

I told you bookish

[hollow garden]

And destroying nearly half of all buildings and infrastructure

[quick idol]

you didnt get belemin to negotiate in time sorry

[hollow garden]

on the red planet belemin has used a proton weapon for the first time in history

[prime compass]

Maybe..

[quick idol]

@prisma flame will you finally withdraw from the war

[prime compass]

YES

[hollow garden]

It completely pelvrised everything

[quick idol]

Anf they call me evil

[prisma flame]

Bro

Red planet is cooked

[prime compass]

I LOVE ANTIPROTONS

[quick idol]

@prime compass ok now we're ACTUALLY fighting over nothing lmao

[hollow garden]

All of belemin's and ercan's army was destroyed

[quick idol]

there are no mines

[prime compass]

HAGAGAGGAGA

[quick idol]

😭

No army, no nothing

[prime compass]

NAVHAHAHAHAHA

[quick idol]

we both lost

[prime compass]

We both lost

[west path]

@prime compass i will sell you more weapons if you give me the proton weapon blueprints

[prime compass]

PEAK

[spring bison]

@hollow garden klezna,

[quick idol]

One side got nuked however

[prime compass]

Its a bomb

[west path]

I need it for the defenses of a space station i am planning to build

[prime compass]

Qevie...how can I trust you not to sell it to ercan?

[hollow garden]

A large crater is now in place of the battlefield

[west path]

why would i give him bombs he already has his own

[prisma flame]

@hollow garden withdraw my fleet and take them to yellow planet

[quick idol]

Now we both dont have any mines and lost profits right?

[hollow garden]

All of the Zelyr crystals were destroyed

[prisma flame]

its time to rebuild

[prime compass]

Because mine is more powerful

[hollow garden]

This deposit was the only one in your system

[prime compass]

@quick idol all your fault

[west path]

yeah but he would buy them for less because he already has bombs

[hollow garden]

But unfortunately now it's gone

[west path]

you would be a better customer

[frosty drum]

@hollow garden check. Dms.

[quick idol]

You could have accepted the 50/50

[prime compass]

You can't trust a capitalist man..

[spring bison]

@prime compass you are a fucking dumbass

idiot

[west path]

also ercans army got WIPED OUT meaning hes bad for business..

[prime compass]

Hey

Shush

[west path]

I'm increasing weapons prices

[spring bison]

fucking idiot

[west path]

for you

[prime compass]

You could have negotiated

Uh

[quick idol]

@hollow garden we must now leave this devastated planet and search for a new one, what planets can i colonize rn

[west path]

We are not willing to bend under pressure

our weapons are given to patrons

[prime compass]

Ok wait

[west path]

not half-loyal customers

[spring bison]

@hollow garden update on the system travel when

[prime compass]

Wait...!

[prime compass]

Ök bro

No need for insults

[quick idol]

i would have given you plants if you supported me more...

[hollow garden]

A belemin and bookish space offensive broke the stalemate

But it's meaningless now

[quick idol]

@prime compass so all sides are kinda cooked here

[west path]

give me nukes and ill give you weapons so you can quickly reform your army

[prime compass]

Qever

[hollow garden]

Did I send the map?

[west path]

I should start manufacturing spacecraft..

[quick idol]

My guy i used it

[west path]

what

[prime compass]

@hollow garden start rebuilding my army

[quick idol]

@hollow garden solar system map

[spring bison]

no

[prime compass]

Lets...work together now

[west path]

@prisma flame which planet is your crown jewel colony

[spring bison]

atleast I dont remember

[quick idol]

Ngl i should've nuked you too

[prime compass]

I did it first haha

[west path]

I will build an orbital spacecraft production facility

in there

[prisma flame]

yellow but it got NUKED

[quick idol]

Mr 3 battleships remaining, no crystals

[prisma flame]

we need to rebuild bro

[prisma flame]

ok but can you clear the debris

theres debris in orbit

[quick idol]

@west path dms...

[prisma flame]

clear it so we can setup actual stuff

[west path]

@hollow garden do i have the ability to via hiring mercenaries

[prisma flame]

my fleet will help btw

also klez check dms for my plan

[hollow garden]

@spring bison you have achieved a great milestone you are the first to reach another system

As the one to discover this system what do you name it

[hollow garden]

ok

[prime compass]

@hollow garden klez conduct a geological survey on the moon and Set up mines there

[hollow garden]

yes

[spring bison]

Drazern

[west path]

do it

[frosty drum]

@hollow garden CHECK DMS

[hollow garden]

What moon?

[spring bison]

reference to the Dornish Capital

[frosty drum]

PLS

[prime compass]

Near the red one

The one I NUKED

[spring bison]

diagnosis

[frosty drum]

@spring bison do you want to trade?

[prisma flame]

you mean decimated

a nuke isnt that bad

[west path]

@hollow garden Can i establish a civillian manufacturing plant in the red nation on earth

[prime compass]

Yes

[prisma flame]

i got nuked but im ok

you did an anti-proton bomb bro

red planet cooked asf

[west path]

these goods will be distributed to the whole solar system with our space station megaproject

@hollow garden show map 🙏

[spring bison]

trade what

[sullen pawn]

@west path what do spie sdo

[frosty drum]

Idk
General Things

[west path]

trash

theyre terribl

[sullen pawn]

i wish they told me wher ethe other dudes army was

[spring bison]

what do you got

[frosty drum]

Dms

[west path]

they just

give you stats

on the enemy

[quick idol]

@prime compass map of the solar system when i need to colonize somewhere

[west path]

theyre MID

[prime compass]

👽

[hollow garden]

yes

[prime compass]

Colonize the water planet

[quick idol]

you're kleznam

[quick idol]

Holy shit subnautica

[west path]

do

[prisma flame]

@west path can you help me repopulate and build up yellow colony by making manufacturing plants on here?

[west path]

also since ive cleared away the debris

[prime compass]

@hollow garden hello start investing into shuttles and how we can make them travel even longer using the minimum amount of fuel required
Take inspiration from velkoz ships

[sullen pawn]

@west path one army on 70 or two of 35

[west path]

@hollow garden can i make the spacecraft manufacturing plant in the yellow planet orbit

[frosty drum]

@wild mason

[hollow garden]

On bookish's colony right

[west path]

what stats

[west path]

yes

[hollow garden]

@prisma flame how do you respond to the nuclear catastrophe btw

[sullen pawn]

im playing modern 🤮

[west path]

one army consisting of 70

[quick idol]

He deserved it

[hollow garden]

The civilian one is being built as of right now

Do you want to split the resources between them

[quick idol]

@hollow garden COLONIZE THE YELLOW PLANET HELL YES

[west path]

Can i just sell more weapons to compensate

[quick idol]

Somewhere away from bookish prefably

[west path]

also hows my research division doing

[prisma flame]

rebuild and spread propaganda to earth of new opportunities on yellow planet + free transport and immigration with my fleet

[hollow garden]

@quick idol you attempted to nuke bookish's colony again but his fleet intercepted your missile

[west path]

did they finish working on cybernetics and enhanced weapons

[prisma flame]

???

@quick idol what're you doing

[hollow garden]

You lost 2 more battleships in the red planet's atmosphere

[prisma flame]

we're not at war buddy

[hollow garden]

The war ended?

[west path]

I think wiping ercan out is a big brain move

[prisma flame]

i thought it did because we arent fighting over anything

[west path]

it will... mean no competition

[prisma flame]

ercan

[quick idol]

We are tho

[prisma flame]

do you want to officially end the war

[quick idol]

Never peaced out

[prime compass]

It ended when I did the antiproton

[prisma flame]

ok lets officially end it

[quick idol]

wipe what out brother

[prisma flame]

peace terms im not going to attack you or red planet anymore

[quick idol]

I have nothing other than nukes i already fired

[prisma flame]

actually im staying out of it

ok

[quick idol]

Brother the red planet is genuinely worthless

That means nothing

[prisma flame]

ok come to yellow planet then

help me fight off the natives

[quick idol]

It has 0 unclaimed resources

[quick idol]

even worse

no

[prisma flame]

ercan but end war

[quick idol]

yea this solar system fucking sucks im going away

[prisma flame]

end war and you have peace

[quick idol]

@hollow garden can i go to the other solar system, relocate to it

This one SUCKS

[prime compass]

BAHAHHAHAA

[sullen pawn]

AHH

[prime compass]

Fucking noob

[prisma flame]

bro

[sullen pawn]

@west path THEY HAD TWO ARMIES OF 60

WTF

[frosty drum]

Lmfao

[west path]

this shit is why i dont play modern

[quick idol]

Theres not even enough wars 😭

[prisma flame]

ok can we make official peace deals

since red planet is useless

[quick idol]

Its just alien genocide and resource theft

[prisma flame]

brop

we destroyed a whole planet

😭

[hollow garden]

@spring bison your inspection so far seems to be that this planet is similar to earth and has a humanoid like people living on it

[quick idol]

Wheres the human warfare? Wheres the bloodshed?

[hollow garden]

It's currently in it's industrial phase

[prime compass]

I take credit

[quick idol]

Can i land there

[hollow garden]

Unfortunately you don't have the tech to do so

[quick idol]

it looks better than our earth smh

[hollow garden]

Unless skillerz or LeBron share it

[west path]

can i move with you

[prime compass]

@hollow garden Action..?

[prisma flame]

ok since no one wants to fight can this be an official end to the war

[west path]

i need to expand my frontiers

[spring bison]

skillerz has it?

[quick idol]

@spring bison what do you want in return

[sour grotto]

hi guys im hanging out in here again

[prisma flame]

ok we're doing space mw

ercan nuked me

belemin destroyed a planet

[quick idol]

no you're a filthy main systemer

[prisma flame]

capitalist war no one won

we destroyed the thing we were fighting over

[sour grotto]

so basically like that one game

[prisma flame]

👽

[prime compass]

@spring bison hey lebron...give that tech

[spring bison]

no

[quick idol]

Ngl bookish this wouldnt happen if you didnt intervene

[prime compass]

Ok...

[west path]

i will sell to you at a discount

[prisma flame]

you dont let your allies lose a war

buddy

[spring bison]

if you try to take revenge our diplomacy is over btw

[prisma flame]

belemin was being attacked so i helepd

[hollow garden]

@quick idol @prime compass

[quick idol]

What do you want in return for the tech

[prime compass]

Qebie sell to me

[hollow garden]

Is this the end of the war?

[prime compass]

Ok

[west path]

ok but your ally caused indiscriminate destruction

🕊️

[prime compass]

Alr

[quick idol]

I refuse to officially end it but agree to unofficially end it

[spring bison]

do not

[prime compass]

I wont

[prisma flame]

my first action against ercan was secretly destroying his ships to prevent his colonization

[prime compass]

Yeah now my Action!

[quick idol]

i dont wanna see those filthy main systemers...

[hollow garden]

This was has hurt your fiances and military power greatly

[prisma flame]

indiscriminate destruction is all there is buddy

[hollow garden]

Belemin too

You both lost the Zelyr mine

[prime compass]

Because of ercan

[hollow garden]

So this is another large blow to your finances

[quick idol]

Your ally also has no economy cuz of you

[prisma flame]

capitalism

[prime compass]

Because of ercan

[west path]

ok

[prime compass]

Everything because of him

[quick idol]

belemin imagine we didnt cause indiscriminate destruction and bookish didnt intervene

[prisma flame]

i was trying to negotiate 😭

[west path]

will you contribute resources towards my space station megaproject

[hollow garden]

You were the one who proton bombed it 👽

[west path]

@hollow garden map please 🙏

[prime compass]

He attacked me first!

[prime compass]

Lol

IMAGINE

[prisma flame]

just so we're aware i tried to negotiate in dms but it was too late

[hollow garden]

@west path the spacecraft and civilian manufacturers have been finished

[prisma flame]

they both sent bombs

[quick idol]

@hollow garden direct all resources to spaceship research so we can get to the other system

[hollow garden]

And started production

[prime compass]

Maybe..

[prisma flame]

ok can i do the stuff in dms now

withdraw fleet

[prime compass]

@hollow garden do my Action bruuu 😭🙏

[prisma flame]

start immigration + build up yellow colony

[quick idol]

I wasnt targetting the MINE 😭

[frosty drum]

@prisma flame nvm im trading with you again

[prisma flame]

ok

[prime compass]

Skillerz

[prisma flame]

wait also

[quick idol]

Dude erased the thing we started a war on

[prisma flame]

am i the only one with a country

like technical country

[quick idol]

@prime compass you could've kept a part of it...

[prime compass]

H-hell nah

[prime compass]

Pls pls action

[hollow garden]

yes

[prime compass]

Ive wait long time

[radiant oyster]

Someone ping me when I can take over game room with the chess again

[hollow garden]

What action

[quick idol]

Wait can i go to the red planets moon

Are there people there

Or resources

[prime compass]

#🎲game-room message

[prisma flame]

ok send mass propaganda (true btw) that yellow planet has job opportunities and rich new land (similar to america when it moved westward) and offer free land + transport + immigration to those who want it

[prime compass]

Lebron

[quick idol]

Fuck

[prisma flame]

to expand

[quick idol]

All planets suck bro

[hollow garden]

@prisma flame a major reconstruction effort and migration campaign is being done right now

[quick idol]

@hollow garden when will this be done

[prime compass]

The new system

[west path]

can i begin producing construction ships so i can use them for my space station megaproject

[hollow garden]

And the radiation is being cleansed

[prime compass]

Ok my turn

[hollow garden]

Alr

[hollow garden]

What action

[prime compass]

#🎲game-room message

Klez

[quick idol]

Can we even move to the earthlike planet and break ties with earth

[quick idol]

earth sucks, bookish rivera decafa were all born on it

[hollow garden]

You do some initial progress but you are having a large stock fall

@quick idol you too

[prime compass]

Ercans Fluktuation

Fault*

[hollow garden]

Investors don't have trust in this venture

[prisma flame]

it was me btw he nuked me

[sullen pawn]

@west path yea modern is dookie burger

[hollow garden]

And want a regain in value of their stocks

[quick idol]

You didnt vote thats why

[prisma flame]

you wouldve nuked me anyway

also

nuking yellow planet was useless

[quick idol]

How

[prime compass]

Assure them this venture will replenish their stocks!!

[prisma flame]

why not nuke my ships or something

[prime compass]

Just invest lil bro

[prisma flame]

i didnt get resources from yellow planet

during war

this was a WAR CRIME

😠

[prime compass]

I also kinda did a war crime 😅

[quick idol]

Nukes are for cities bookish

Unless your ships had whole ass cities with them?

[quick idol]

Now we both are gonna file for bankrupcy

[prime compass]

thats the good ending

[prisma flame]

i mean they can still be used for shiips cant they

[prisma flame]

belemin

you destroyed a planet

[prime compass]

Yes

[prisma flame]

thats like beyond war crime

btw

[prime compass]

And..?

[prisma flame]

does this mean the tribes are dead

if so im happy

[west path]

told bro

[prisma flame]

im joyful

[prime compass]

It was in the name of stopping ercan

[west path]

@hollow garden dee ems

[prime compass]

So its justified

[quick idol]

They have no crystals and hate all of humanity now

[prisma flame]

hahahah fuck them

we should finish them off later

[quick idol]

And you have no half of your infrastructure 👽

[prisma flame]

you can always rebuild

[quick idol]

It still has effects

[prisma flame]

@hollow garden can i name yellow colony bookistan

[quick idol]

Bowistan sues you

How do you respond?

[prisma flame]

i have more claim to istan name

[prime compass]

Im his lawyer

[prisma flame]

im FROM an istan country buddy

[quick idol]

Bow is too

[prisma flame]

yea? well mine is better

[quick idol]

Hes from a colony of great kazakhstan

you cant top that

[prisma flame]

not even an I in there

should be called bowstan

hahaha

[prime compass]

The ending "-istan" has not been claimed by anyone
As such any man or woman may use it

[quick idol]

its kazakistan in another language

[prisma flame]

the only language is english bro

everything else is outdated

[prime compass]

IMPLANTS

I HAVE THE IMPLANTS

[quick idol]

bri*ish people use that

[prime compass]

WE ARE SO BACK!!

[hollow garden]

@prime compass generation 2 implants are selling pretty well

[quick idol]

@hollow garden am i ready to move to the other solar system yet

[hollow garden]

So far profits are 900 million

[hollow garden]

You have to solve the stock and budget issues

[prime compass]

Direct funds to ship research

[prisma flame]

klez what happened to the tribes on red planet btw

are they dad

[hollow garden]

You can't afford this rn

[prisma flame]

dead

[quick idol]

what can i sell

[hollow garden]

Nearly all of their males died

[prisma flame]

YES

OMG

i HATED those tribes

always out for me smh

[prime compass]

I take pride in this

@hollow garden btw how much of the Total population died?

[quick idol]

Bookish you said otherwise a while ago

[hollow garden]

These ones

[quick idol]

Wait thats not bookish

thats bellman

[frosty drum]

@hollow garden How much profit am I making

[hollow garden]

Currently they are practising mass polygamy to compensate

[quick idol]

@prime compass btw i thought i was green half the time lmao

[prime compass]

Noobs

[prime compass]

I ALSO THOUGHT THAT 😭

[hollow garden]

And this will probably become an integral part of their culture eventually unless you help them somehow

[quick idol]

Maybe we are both green after all...

[hollow garden]

no

That's the mine

[prisma flame]

yea i'd rather send a fleet to finish them off

[hollow garden]

The Zelyr one

[frosty drum]

@hollow garden check dms

[quick idol]

@prime compass lets merge real, into a green company

[prisma flame]

(dont actually)

(thats sarcasm)

[prime compass]

Uhhh

Idk man

I mean we just had a war

[quick idol]

It'll solve our money issues

fuck wars

[prime compass]

YOUR money issues

[quick idol]

you have too

[prisma flame]

can i see full map of red planet

[prime compass]

@hollow garden ship research?

[prime compass]

Nope im doing well

[quick idol]

The crystals were worth a lot

[prime compass]

I made 900 million profit lil bro

[prisma flame]

bro

who in this solar system has fleets

ill pay you to end the Zelyr tribes

[hollow garden]

@spring bison the mine has been established

[prime compass]

Lebron

[quick idol]

@hollow garden any planets with untouched resources?

[prime compass]

No

[hollow garden]

@prisma flame the colony has mostly recovered

[hollow garden]

There is one

[prisma flame]

ok i want to expand it!!!

[hollow garden]

The aquatic planet

[quick idol]

Alright, get to it

[hollow garden]

And it's population is booming

[quick idol]

@prisma flame im doing what you said

[prisma flame]

can i name it bookistan

[hollow garden]

It's guaranteed by blumi

[prime compass]

@wild mason A!!!!

[hollow garden]

And will definitely get you in a war with them

[prisma flame]

good job but blumi is gonna hate you

actually

blumi will hate all of us

[quick idol]

i forgot blumi existed

[prisma flame]

when they find out what we did

[quick idol]

bro does nothing

[hollow garden]

200K is it's current population

[hollow garden]

yes

[prisma flame]

blumi is like the opposition to colonization

[quick idol]

anyway so that means no resources at all

[prime compass]

@hollow garden klez how is ship research?

[quick idol]

@hollow garden whats the planet with the least amount of people 👽

[prisma flame]

klez what is your opinion on the belecan war

[quick idol]

Literally got nothing

[prisma flame]

and yes official name belecan war i said so

belecanish war

belecanish

yes

[quick idol]

Yall ate all the resources

[prisma flame]

red

[frosty drum]

The bookish-Ercanian-Belemin war is literally the reason how Mars is today fr

[prime compass]

The Belecan War

[prisma flame]

belecanish war because it was me belemin and ercan

[prime compass]

Belecanish War

[prime compass]

Real

[quick idol]

@hollow garden do a geological survey in red planet or something, there might be something left

we gotta try fr

[prime compass]

Some aluminium

[quick idol]

Lebrons fatass ate it all

[prisma flame]

can you please wipe out the zelyr tribes

i dont want them reproducing

[prime compass]

We need to nuke him frfr

[quick idol]

Im becoming one with the zelyr

[hollow garden]

Guys I have to go

[prisma flame]

ok cya

wait

[hollow garden]

There is only one last thing before I go

[prisma flame]

but klez

[quick idol]

Next session 2273

[prisma flame]

what your opinion on the belecanish war

[spring bison]

its over

[quick idol]

Im bored already @prisma flame can we hold you hostage to host

[prime compass]

Bye klez

Session was peak

[quick idol]

No mapwars means no arguments....

@prime compass quick find something to argue on!!!

[prime compass]

Lemme think

[prisma flame]

it was peak because blumi wasnt here to stop the capitalist war

and we nuked everything gg wp

[prime compass]

WE SHOULD KILL ALL AI

Idk man

[prisma flame]

😠

[prime compass]

Robots will never develop sentience

[quick idol]

@prisma flame are you just gonna take that

[prisma flame]

this is bait

no

im not falling for the bait

[prime compass]

Yeah..

[prime compass]

Oh come on

[waxen remnant]

@pale minnow @rose cape just checking are we still down for sea of thieves or what

[prime compass]

You want it

Food is amazing I love the taste of food

[rose cape]

yes

[prime compass]

And I love sleeping

[quick idol]

These interventionists never let anything happen, we want to KILL EACH OTHER

[prime compass]

And water!

[hollow garden]

With the calibre of destruction and fleet power the other galactic nations are considering recognising humanity as the fourth galactic power

[prime compass]

THE INDOMITABLE HUMAN SPIRIT

[hollow garden]

And they want to invite a diplomat from you to represent humanity in the next space congress

[prime compass]

ME

I CHOOSE ME

[prisma flame]

blumi btw

[hollow garden]

where will the diplomat come from ?

[quick idol]

I will represent humanity

Thanks

[prime compass]

Im going fuck yall@

!!!

[prisma flame]

ok listen

[quick idol]

Me, its me personally

[prisma flame]

i can agree on blumi

[quick idol]

I propose me personally

[prime compass]

We need to vote

[prisma flame]

because i only trust blumi not to start an intergalactic war

[prime compass]

War is fun bro

[quick idol]

@prisma flame i'll kill natives if you vote for me

[prisma flame]

i vote ercan

[spring bison]

me

[prisma flame]

joke joke

[prime compass]

@prisma flame ill make antiproton bomb for you

[prisma flame]

no

ill restrain myself

guys

listen

[quick idol]

@prime compass i'll embrace antiproton bombs over nukes if you vote for me

[prisma flame]

just agree on blumi

belemin started a war with aliens and destroyed a pllanet

[prime compass]

Antiproton bombs are peak btw

[prisma flame]

ercan and I are too involved in warfare

[prime compass]

All justified

[prisma flame]

everyone except blumi is a capitalist

[quick idol]

@spring bison idk wtf you want because you wont respond but vote for me still

[prime compass]

Yeah ok blumi

[prime compass]

@wild mason we choose you

[quick idol]

Dont vote for BLUMI hes gonna let the fucking rabbits in the space congress

😭

[prisma flame]

yes

blummi

[prime compass]

Wait chat

[prisma flame]

blumi the only one who wont start an intergalactic war

[prime compass]

We can all become generals!

[prisma flame]

i dont trust any of us

[hollow garden]

If blumi was here I would have asked him the questions the aliens want to but I will ask in random since they aren't there

[prisma flame]

chat we are so done for

[prime compass]

Klez how many died in the belecanish war

[hollow garden]

@prime compass are humans mature enough to participate in interstellar politics

[prime compass]

Yes.

[hollow garden]

The Velkoz representative asks

[quick idol]

most

[prisma flame]

no

[prime compass]

We very much are sir

SHUT UP

[prisma flame]

fine ill say yes

[quick idol]

Say most you fucking liar

[prisma flame]

🙄

[quick idol]

I declare war

[prime compass]

You

[hollow garden]

@prisma flame why must humanity be recognised as a galactic power? The Anel representative asks

[prisma flame]

we're growing in power and many of us want to expand outside our solar system

[prime compass]

@subtle goblet

[hollow garden]

🤯

[quick idol]

can i legally yell slurs at bots

[pale minnow]

Uhh maybe maybe later tho

I’m kinda fucked in traffic atm

[prisma flame]

gandolf nuke them

[hollow garden]

@quick idol will humanity fight for galactic peace? The Zevil robot representative asks this as the final question

It's a trick question

[prime compass]

Uh fuck

[hollow garden]

gandolf destroy them

[midnight ocean]

Gandolf kill stealing

[prime compass]

ERCAN IS NOT THE RIGHT PERSON FOR THIS

[prisma flame]

oh no

[pale minnow]

Go get them in general

[frosty drum]

Why wasn't I asked anything?

[pale minnow]

Dumbass

[prisma flame]

this is why we needed blumi bro

[spring bison]

kleznam is doing it on porpuse

[quick idol]

no, you cant "fight for peace"

[prisma flame]

👽

fuck

[quick idol]

we talk for peace

i think?

[prime compass]

Ok..

[hollow garden]

You pass

[prisma flame]

ok....

good job ercan

smooth

real

[quick idol]

See im the right man for this job

[prime compass]

Are we the 4th galactic power now

[quick idol]

vote ercan 2257

[prisma flame]

leebron

we jjust communicated with aliens

we're so cooked

[frosty drum]

@hollow garden what about me?????

[hollow garden]

Welcome to the galactic stage

[prime compass]

I DECLARE THE UNITED HUMANS REPUBLIC OF BELCANIA!

[quick idol]

You aint human

[hollow garden]

Do you want to collectively name yourself something else

Than humanity

[quick idol]

YES, I AGREE

[prisma flame]

worldboxia

[prime compass]

Belcania

[quick idol]

@hollow garden we merge into a green company

we are DOING IT

[prime compass]

NO

[frosty drum]

Alliance of Humans

[prime compass]

THATS THE EMPIRES NAME

[hollow garden]

@spring bison you choose

[prime compass]

Belcania

NOOOO

[prisma flame]

ok how about United Republic of Humanity

[prime compass]

WHY

[quick idol]

Oh well lets establish states and then unite

[prisma flame]

@spring bison

[spring bison]

choose what

[hollow garden]

From the current options

[prisma flame]

@spring bison

[prime compass]

@spring bison choose Belcania

[quick idol]

Belcania

[prime compass]

Its peak trust

[frosty drum]

@spring bison we are NOT letting these mfs choose the name

[hollow garden]

Belcania
Worldboxia
Alliance of humans
United republic of humanity

[prime compass]

Come on lebron..

[spring bison]

WORLDBOXIA

REAL

FRFR

REAL

[prisma flame]

real my suggestion

real

[frosty drum]

WORLDBOXIA

[quick idol]

No fucking way

[spring bison]

10/10 name

peak

[prime compass]

@quick idol i have a plan son.

[spring bison]

W

[prisma flame]

peak asf

[quick idol]

Whar

[quick idol]

Worldbelcania

[prime compass]

What are the options i no see

Antiproton was peak ngl

@quick idol agreee?

[hollow garden]

Glory to worldboxia!

[quick idol]

50/50

[hollow garden]

And with this session 3 ends

[prisma flame]

it called humanity still

[hollow garden]

Wrong image

[prime compass]

One question please?

[quick idol]

I dont trust Anel bro

[prisma flame]

before you joined

when the aliens attacked us from red planet

anel offered to help

[frosty drum]

YESSSS

[hollow garden]

What is it

[quick idol]

I woulda joined the war just saying

On the side of the aliens

[hollow garden]

Bookish why are you slandering the aliens from the red planet

[prime compass]

How many died in the war

[prisma flame]

none of us fought belemin surrendered

[hollow garden]

The ones who attacked you are the velkoz republic

[prisma flame]

they're all the same to me

also i hate the red planet

those dumb tribal fucks

[prime compass]

I SURRENDERED

[hollow garden]

135K humans 7K Redian aliens

[prime compass]

How many from me and how many from ercan

[quick idol]

@hollow garden write the ercanian manifesto
-we believe humans and aliens should go extinct
-we believe in the superiority of hogs, who will replace both

[prime compass]

The Great Belcanish War

[prisma flame]

theyre also from MY COLONY because ercan nuked me

[prime compass]

Ok..

[frosty drum]

@hollow garden what's the final status report of mine btw

[quick idol]

our name will be... big pig rights movement

[prisma flame]

ercan is officially a pig

[prime compass]

@wild mason we did a war while you were away

[prisma flame]

canonically

insane

[prime compass]

I kinda uh...nuked a Planet

[quick idol]

Eye lives next farm

[prisma flame]

tbh we should call this sol war 1

[prime compass]

Belcanish

It

[prisma flame]

ok fine

sol war I is upcoming though (spoiler)

[quick idol]

Do yall believe in the big pig rights movement

[prime compass]

No

I believe in the

[prisma flame]

ok

but not genocide humans

[quick idol]

Feed this guy to the hogs

[prisma flame]

human and pig can live in harmony

the only aliens i tolerate are xanthari

[prime compass]

ANTIPROTON I CHOOSE YOU

[prisma flame]

every other alien must DIE

[frosty drum]

Eyequ is the Universe in this MW
Constantly Expanding

[prime compass]

Real

[quick idol]

Whens the next mw im BORED i need more war

[prisma flame]

session 3 best session btw

[prime compass]

Bowistan

[quick idol]

fuck maps host just war instead

[prime compass]

Belcanish War carried

Ok im hosting a war

Between @quick idol and @prisma flame

[quick idol]

Do i get nukes

[prime compass]

WAIT!!

[prime compass]

Build.

[quick idol]

nukes are my trademark

[prime compass]

You both have 100k men

Ok actions!

[prisma flame]

launch a full attack on ercan

all men

[quick idol]

Build a nuke

[hollow garden]

YOU are peak

[marsh lance]

EVERYONE is peak

I love you gameroom

[hollow garden]

but thanks

[marsh lance]

My ❤️ gang

[hollow garden]

We love you too pat

[quick idol]

Skillerz:

[hollow garden]

At least everyone that isn't named LeBron

[spring bison]

excuse me

[prime compass]

@prisma flame @quick idol
Battle of Random Ahh War
Yeah uh bookish Attack ercan
54k casualty on bookish
67k casualty on ercan

@quick idol nuke is 34% done

[quick idol]

Fire the nuke at 34%

[radiant oyster]

Can I steal gameroom yet or are y’all still mapwarring

[prime compass]

How many did the bomb kill

[quick idol]

we dont need to complete it

[prisma flame]

kill ercan yet

[prime compass]

It explodes in the air

[prisma flame]

we arent map warring it over

[prime compass]

Round 2!

[prisma flame]

belecanish war was session 3

[west path]

@hollow garden status on eden?

[prime compass]

Actions!

[west path]

nooo

[radiant oyster]

@west path your turn I’m stealing a piece of this channel again

[prime compass]

@quick idol action

??

[prisma flame]

send 10k men to attack his nuclear facilites while the other rush at ercans army full force

[radiant oyster]

If you need todays transcript I can provide

[quick idol]

Fire the nuke

nuke

Who needs 100%

Fire it imcomplete

[prime compass]

You capture the scientists there
Your forces are in a tough battle

[west path]

can we use the satanic ritual circle to summon a vampire

[prisma flame]

execute them

[prime compass]

It explodes while in transport

[radiant oyster]

Using One of the pentacles that were drawn for the sacrifices to khorne?

[prime compass]

Before you kill them they press a Red button and alarms go off

@prisma flame the ercanian hogs have arrived.

[prisma flame]

WHAT

[quick idol]

@prime compass order steiner to do a counterattack

[prime compass]

Your troops are encircled

[west path]

yes

[quick idol]

What a coincidence

[prime compass]

He refuses and deserts

[prisma flame]

bring out the androids

[prime compass]

The Androids are fighting the hogs in an attempt to free your soldiers

[quick idol]

Assign Eyequ as the hog commander

the androids are so cooked

[spring bison]

next session is in 2567

[prime compass]

@prisma flame @quick idol
Battle of Robot and Eyequ
Androids vs Hogs...?
Bookish casualties 9838
Ercan casualties 7683

[radiant oyster]

@quick idol your turn

[prime compass]

Eyequ starts eating the Androids

@prisma flame heavy casualties

[quick idol]

I summon THE HOGS

[radiant oyster]

Where are THE HOGS summoned?

[quick idol]

Place hogs at random

[prisma flame]

@radiant oyster is my trap card

[sullen pawn]

game woom

[quick idol]

Place a few hogs at random

[radiant oyster]

Alr

[prime compass]

@quick idol one of the Androids contained a small explosive device and eyequ DIES

[quick idol]

They're very aggressive and love the taste of opposite color chess pieces

[prime compass]

Action...

[prisma flame]

i summon baron to fight eye x

[spring bison]

https://youtu.be/tybKnGZRwcU?si=XIHX3WZnfKw0M1IU is this real

[prime compass]

Eye is DEAD

[waxen remnant]

@rose cape @pale minnow ok change of plans i actually can't because i need to attend someone in the hospital

[prime compass]

@quick idol your hogs are getting slaughtered by Baron

[quick idol]

@prime compass i deploy geese

[prime compass]

They get eaten by your soldiers

[quick idol]

greatest enemy of qevie

[quick idol]

this was a part of my plan all along, SUMMON ALPHA 9

[prime compass]

ALPHA 9 turns out to be a small toy

[radiant oyster]

@prime compass your turn

[marsh lance]

Evil lies

[marsh lance]

Can i join this

[radiant oyster]

Sure

[prime compass]

@radiant oyster i summon sea Wolf to scare everyonr away

[radiant oyster]

Anyone’s welcome

[radiant oyster]

A sea wolf appears on the east coast

[prime compass]

@quick idol ALPHA 9 explodes, killing everyone

[radiant oyster]

It scares the hogs westward

[prime compass]

@prisma flame

[prisma flame]

i surrender i have to go

[prime compass]

@quick idol what do you do with bookishs soldiers

[marsh lance]

@radiant oyster move a low income housing district for homeless pawns to the board across the river

[prime compass]

And people

[west path]

not a sea wolf

just sea wolf

[quick idol]

I build a nuke

[quick idol]

a bookish nuke

[prime compass]

Nuke is finished

What now

[quick idol]

crush the bookish people with it
Dont explode it just crush them with it

[west path]

today i learnt that not everybody has had a granita in their life

its goated btw

[prime compass]

@quick idol you hear the sounds of bones breaking and flesh getting crushed

[hollow garden]

@radiant oyster

Move the knight to here

[rose cape]

ok

[prime compass]

@quick idol you have killed 89% of the bookish population

[quick idol]

to the hogs?

[west path]

what were yall planning

[quick idol]

the hogs ATTACK black pieces to the west

[quick idol]

They're a hivemind they all move at once

In one turn

they FEAST on them

[prime compass]

@quick idol yeah youre overthrown by the people and executed

[radiant oyster]

Low income bowing district is created & the converted red pawns take shelter there from the invading army

[west path]

@radiant oyster can i negotiate with the fire nation to have a peace treaty and in exchange ill allow them a stake in our manufacturing corporations (meaning theyll be able to produce units the same way we do, just at a slower pace)

[radiant oyster]

Jesus Christ slow down

Stop giving suggestions there’s a backlog

[frosty drum]

Welcome to Game Room

[west path]

thats our offshore industrial district pal

its how we produce our board pieces

[radiant oyster]

I’m manually creating the graphics

[marsh lance]

You mustn’t deprive the workers of a home

[rose cape]

sot

[marsh lance]

The red pawns require RED governance..

[prime compass]

@quick idol rate session

[west path]

can you unabbreviate

[rose cape]

sea of thieves

[west path]

acnaq should join you

hes goated at being a pirate

[rose cape]

@midnight ocean

[frosty drum]

Wanna add a system?
Name
Star color/size (multiple are ok)
Circle where
Any planets? If so how many and gas giants if there is any

[prime compass]

@radiant oyster bomb the pawns

[radiant oyster]

Which ones

@prime compass bom all the pawns?

[prime compass]

The white ones

[radiant oyster]

K

The militia captian survives due to being built different

[prime compass]

Shoot him

In the uhhh family jewels

[radiant oyster]

Denied, can’t have 2 turns ina row

[prime compass]

Ill pay

[radiant oyster]

Could have the vampire use a shotgun

The vampire assinates the militia captian with a shotgun, the hat insignia remains on the ground

[west path]

why did he teamkill

is that even allowed

[radiant oyster]

The vampire isn’t on anyone’s team

He was summoned from Khornes pentacle

[west path]

@radiant oyster give the vampire tuberculosis

[radiant oyster]

How tf do I show that

[west path]

make him keel over and die

we have no medicine

[radiant oyster]

He’s a vampire

[west path]

uhh

[radiant oyster]

Vampire dies from tuberculosis, ghost vampire takes his place

[west path]

yeah now can we send over the bishop to kill the ghost

[prime compass]

@radiant oyster exorcise the ghost

[frosty drum]

I'm Killing Myself

[radiant oyster]

With what?

[prime compass]

Idk

A priest

[radiant oyster]

Alr

[frosty drum]

@west path

[west path]

this is a world i do not wish to live in

[prime compass]

@radiant oyster Release the low ranks.

[midnight ocean]

I suck at sot

[midnight ocean]

Tf is this

[west path]

chess hell

[west path]

btw can we use our factories to recover most of our lost pieces

[midnight ocean]

Where is evil Biden

[west path]

killed by khorne i think

we're turning the chessboard into a dwarf fortress world btw

[west path]

with the amount of random shit thats happening that is

not literally

This is a commentary on the slop that is df

@midnight ocean whats your take on thi

also dont ask why i obsessively stalk my qud page i just really like qud ok

[frank latch]

@west path Economics is nearly done

[midnight ocean]

He will play 2 more hours and never again

[west path]

rgd awaits

[west path]

real

will he ever get to level 12

[frank latch]

but don't celebrate yet
I still have 2 assignments left
2 economics exams and then I'm done with economics

French is still the 7 assignments and 2 exams, but I can get that done within a day if I focus on it

English still has 3 assignments and final exam

Ag has 1 assignment that I'm getting Fish to do for me and then the final exam

[west path]

btw why do you recommend qud with the thought of them quitting early 👽

[frank latch]

I think we're cooking

[frank latch]

it's just French though bro

[midnight ocean]

I never recommended it to eye

[west path]

so erm
13 assignments and 4 exams

[frank latch]

7 is absurd

if only qevie could do math 😔

[west path]

ok but dont discourage him he needs to shill out cash for the caves of qud devs

[frank latch]

6 exams

but yes

less than 2 days left to do them

🫡

[west path]

DWARF FORT GODS! RELEASE THE MAC PORT FOR DWARF FORTRESS, AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!

[frosty drum]

@frank latch Have you seen The news

[midnight ocean]

They’re too lazy stop saying this

[rose cape]

~bt