🎲game-room

[gilded harbor]

It's a pretty well known piece of literature about colonialism written by Conrad

[frank latch]

nuh uh

[rose cape]

yuh huh

[frank latch]

I would never find myself in such a place

[brittle gust]

Ewww, non fiction? Yuck

[shut mulch]

HOW

[rose cape]

your ancestors are from said place

mine are not

i dont have the english blood but you do 🤫

[alpine raft]

does anyone wanna run against me in an election

in 270

[frank latch]

what blood do you even have

[west path]

magic

[rose cape]

@frank latch distortion is solved

[rose cape]

indian + african 🥱

[frank latch]

@sullen pawn

[spring bison]

@hollow garden when mw

[brittle gust]

The red kind

[sullen pawn]

not 1v1

im actually enjoyinh aoh3

alpha taught me how to actually play

[frank latch]

cooked

[sullen pawn]

lol

[spring bison]

I want to continue my banana empire

[rose forge]

mmm triangles

[frank latch]

delicious

[brittle gust]

Guys who wants to play 270

[spring bison]

blood bananas and moon bananas

and genetically modified bananas

[brittle gust]

Dibs on the mid west

[frank latch]

never call out your plan of action

(I go for Alaska, Hawaii and the rust belt)

[gilded harbor]

Why is it rotated

[rose cape]

you are not those who know 😔

[brittle gust]

Cus it's north south oriented

[frank latch]

that's lore accurate Bowistan

[rose cape]

@frank latch is this true

[gilded harbor]

But the biome chart makes it look like the map we use is North south vertical

Ngl

[rose cape]

@west path when are you doing bowistan oceanic life 🤔

[frank latch]

sure

[rose cape]

it's canon 😱

[frank latch]

WHY WOULD YOU REMIND HIM

[west path]

bowistan wouldnt let me create schizo species

it left me enraged

[rose cape]

there is so much ocean

there must be oceanic life...............

[frank latch]

mainly because it would impact the map war

and people would definitely try using them for some purposes...

[rose cape]

just like the hurricanes?

[frank latch]

and I wouldn't want to deal with that

[frank latch]

😭

[west path]

let me

create

schizo

species

[frank latch]

Why can't I just make a map and you guys play on it

[west path]

they will be fun

[rose cape]

just make them deep water oceanic species 🥱

[west path]

they will create new societies

[spring bison]

because it sucks

[cunning niche]

https://tenor.com/view/valar-valar-morghulis-game-of-thrones-valyrian-gif-6726350

Valar Morghulis

[frank latch]

The communist trying not to have the worst takes possible:

[spring bison]

why is the satanist, atheist, syndicalist and anarchist saying this

[west path]

satanist and atheist are mutually exclusive

[rose cape]

@frank latch thoughts on these areas being further north than vogalia

[spring bison]

#🎲game-room message

[west path]

yeah?? why are you using an idiotic internet user as your point of reference

[frank latch]

@west path I will allow you some speciation if
IF

1. They cannot interact with or affect the map war in anyway (except for lore and just world building)
2. You handle people trying to metagame them for their own purposes

[rose cape]

@slim ridge

[frank latch]

this is inaccurate
I'm not an anarchist
I never will be an anarchist

[spring bison]

yeah okay anarcho-communist

[west path]

1. they will cause floods and devastate most nations
2. i ain't doing allat

[rose cape]

@balmy epoch is this your alt

[west path]

those are my terms

[frank latch]

the map is actually rotated LIKE (not exactly) 15.3 degrees

[frank latch]

the no

[west path]

you gave me this position to create schizophrenic species not do whatever the fuck

[west path]

im still making an entire biome for the open ocean

[frank latch]

correction
I didn't give you the position

you assumed it

[rose cape]

crazy

[west path]

linzian insecteater:

[frank latch]

you tricked me

Brzykna collapses

[prisma flame]

what is your favorite favorite favorite chocolate

[frank latch]

dark chocolate
some where between 60 and 70% cocoa

[prisma flame]

holy based

[frank latch]

a little bit of salt is also nice

sea salt

ofc

[prisma flame]

dark chocolate is peak

[frank latch]

your first good take

[prisma flame]

oh i cant have that

i like mustard on watermelon

never tell me i have good takes

[rose cape]

?

[rose cape]

bro doesnt snort cocoa powder 🤣

[rose cape]

what did you want me to do

[frank latch]

use deception

[rose cape]

,roll 20 deception

[haughty inlet]

amazting

:game_die: You rolled 17

[rose cape]

ok done

[frank latch]

the bbeg sees right through your blatant lies

[west path]

@rose cape do you think...

bowistan

has oil

[frank latch]

Why wouldn't it?

[prisma flame]

0 charisma

insane

[rose cape]

thoughts on this bridge going from bowistan to the other side of the world?

[west path]

tiny ass landmass

[gilded harbor]

"dark chocolate" goes on to list not dark chocolate

[frank latch]

shut it

[prisma flame]

when is bowistan getting its own christopher columbus

[rose cape]

about the size of asia

[rose cape]

never

there are no other landmasses

[prisma flame]

how can you know

someone has to sail

real

[rose cape]

because @frank latch said so

[west path]

who is asia

[cunning niche]

I like 80+ dark chocolate

[rose cape]

your mom

[cunning niche]

Like

[prisma flame]

but but 😢

[cunning niche]

I love it bitter

[west path]

[frank latch]

what does this prove...

[prisma flame]

is bow the god of bowistan

[frank latch]

what's bro on?

that's dark chocolate

[prisma flame]

real

also

if acnaq ever does a map war

[west path]

that it cant exist because i ate the prehistoric organic material in the sediment

[prisma flame]

it has to be called acnaqistan

[west path]

stupid

[frank latch]

I see

makes sense

[cunning niche]

Yep

[rose cape]

most of the oil is probably in the ocean 😔

[west path]

truthful

[rose cape]

we need to eat it

[frank latch]

ik but Qevie's acting like the biomass doesn't exist

[rose cape]

he ate it

[gilded harbor]

Dark is 70+

[cunning niche]

Roose bolton

Ramsey Bolton

[prisma flame]

do you goes pronounce the stan in bowistan like "anne" or "aun(t)"

[west path]

factual

[sullen pawn]

holy shit

[rose cape]

is he trolling ❓

[west path]

yes

[frank latch]

dark chocolate is described by anything over 43% cocoa (by legal definitions)

Most people say that anything more than 50% is dark chocolate

[rose cape]

bait used to be believable 😔

[frank latch]

fr

[sullen pawn]

@west path i just had an insane war

i have an army of 48 and 42

both got destroyed

i won but didnt get full anexation

[west path]

bag fumbler university

[prisma flame]

when will winds of winter come out

[rose cape]

@frank latch is brzykna ships the only ships to travel out of map 🤔

[prisma flame]

what game

[sullen pawn]

aoh3

[cunning niche]

Tomorrow

[frank latch]

no

[rose cape]

@west path is this true

[frank latch]

many have attempted

[prisma flame]

@frank latch

aunt as in like british pronounce

[frank latch]

anne

[prisma flame]

because i KNOW some weirdos say aunt like anne too

ok

[west path]

this is the continent where i ated the prehistoric biomass and moved it into the ocean

[frank latch]

weirdly I say aunt like the English pronunciation

[west path]

You guys will have to be norway in order to recover it

[prisma flame]

are you british

[frank latch]

am Floridian

[prisma flame]

i say aun because

because m actually from a stan country

😔

[west path]

gang

i have a wonderful idea

[frank latch]

is it Kurdistan?

[west path]

dump charcoal into the ocean

[prisma flame]

no pakistan

[west path]

it will pay off in the next million years

[prisma flame]

but weirdly enough

[west path]

unlimited oil

[prisma flame]

i pronounce pakistan like anne

[rose cape]

there is almost no difference between the pronunciations 👽

[prisma flame]

pack e stanne

is how i pronounce it

[frank latch]

Aw nt
Ant

seems pretty different to me

[prisma flame]

but not any other stan country

[prisma flame]

americans in the south pronounce it like ant

[rose cape]

awnt isnt the british pronunciation btw

[frank latch]

it isn't?

[rose cape]

that's ænt

[frank latch]

That's crazy

[prisma flame]

why are you using fancy letters get out

[frank latch]

does that mean American English is superior?

(yes btw)

[prisma flame]

yes

american english isntt english btw

its just american

the brits stole our language

and called it english

smh

[rose cape]

wait nvm it is

[prisma flame]

ok think of how a british noble would say it

our perception of british people are literally just rich oligarchs unironically

[rose cape]

did bookishpick give up on believeable ragebait 💔

[prisma flame]

its a long running thing

[cunning niche]

No no

[prisma flame]

american > english

[cunning niche]

Bookish

Is right

American english

Is the true english

[prisma flame]

yes

real

[cunning niche]

Its more accurate

[frank latch]

I was about to say
I hear Ant more than awnt here

[hollow garden]

American English is more correct

[prisma flame]

whenever i think of people with a southern american accent

[hollow garden]

@cunning niche opinion on Romania joining Schengen

[prisma flame]

i literally just think of the waking dead bro

idk why

why was everyone in that show southern accent

[hollow garden]

Interesting

[gilded harbor]

Legal definition is genuinely wrong

[rose cape]

70% is extra dark

[hollow garden]

Is it set in the south US?

[prisma flame]

new york accent and baltimore accent sound natural to me

[frank latch]

American English is actually older than British English btw

[prisma flame]

georgia but they go to virginia

[prime compass]

Hello game roomians

[prisma flame]

actually they were on their way to washington dc (maryland)

[cunning niche]

Dont care

[marsh lance]

Huh

[cunning niche]

Not romanian

[frank latch]

that's still the southern united states

[prisma flame]

anyone who says washington dc isnt maryland is lying

[prisma flame]

do people in virginia actually have a southern accent though

[prime compass]

Hello!!!

[prisma flame]

im right next to virginia but i go north more than south

[marsh lance]

Haven’t you claimed romanian identity before 👽

[rose cape]

there is no legal definition

[prime compass]

Hello pata

[cunning niche]

Yeah to seem more intresting

[marsh lance]

Honestly real

[frank latch]

American English used to be used by both England and the U.S. (it wasn't called American English obviously)
but overtime since the U.S. gained independence the British English language has changed

[prisma flame]

wait if eye x is in georgia... where is his southern accent?

[hollow garden]

WHAT

[rose cape]

@quick idol what is it

[hollow garden]

You aren't half Romanian banan?

[prime compass]

Hello!!!

[cunning niche]

Yep

[hollow garden]

My world is broken..

[cunning niche]

Im masry

[hollow garden]

A true patriot

[west path]

british english literally made english

[hollow garden]

🦅🦅

[frank latch]

but because the U.S. was independent, it's form of English didn't change with Britain

[prisma flame]

ercan will be one of two admins when i take over the mod team and execute them

[hollow garden]

Russians made Poland

[quick idol]

He lives in georgia the country

[hollow garden]

But is Russian more correct?

[west path]

nubians made egypt

[frank latch]

American English is older than British English

[prisma flame]

WHAT

[quick idol]

Just wont accept it

[prisma flame]

oh

[hollow garden]

Can't deny

[prime compass]

Hello!!??

[prisma flame]

i was gonna say

[west path]

not factual

[quick idol]

azerbaijanis made poland

[prisma flame]

its funny that the walking dead literally peaked on season 1 episode 1

[west path]

factual

[prisma flame]

then everything else is downhill from there

[gilded harbor]

0-50% chocolate product, it isn't majority cocoa it isn't really true chocolate or its milk chocolate bc milk was added, its just chocolatey, 51-70% is just regular old chocolate, 71-85% is dark, 85-95% is extra dark 96-99 is as bitter as coffee and therefore stops being good, 100% is just raw cocoa powder (not that bad)

[prisma flame]

actually walking dead pilot is my favorite episode of all time

[cunning niche]

Be careful alpha is gonna try and get you banned for undermining the slavic identity

[frank latch]

I think bro forgot to be white for a day

[gilded harbor]

White ain't chocolate, white chocolate is effectively just eating a stick of flavored butter

[cunning niche]

Yeah

[frank latch]

the race
not the chocolate

[cunning niche]

White chocolate is just butter

[prime compass]

White chocolate is mid

[prisma flame]

ngl all chocolate except dark chocolate mid

[cunning niche]

Real

[prime compass]

RACIST

[sullen pawn]

@west path i hate the hre so much

[rose cape]

what if you have 0-50% without milk

[prime compass]

Hm ok

[rose cape]

🤔

[sullen pawn]

bohemia is allied to every fucking hre state

[prime compass]

Understandable

[sullen pawn]

my options are white peace or be destroyed

i cant win

[prisma flame]

why did they walk on borders of central asia

[prime compass]

I like milk chocolate

[gilded harbor]

Then it's chocolate product, like how American cheese isn't cheese it's actually cheese product💀

[prisma flame]

it can be ok

but i dont like hersheys

[rose cape]

to keep the soviet onion from forming

[prisma flame]

whats the thing called

[prime compass]

I like it more than dark

[prisma flame]

diary way or something thats good

[prime compass]

Dairy?

[rose cape]

so cocoa without milk isnt chocolate ❓

[gilded harbor]

Cocoa without milk when under 50% cocoa isn't chocolate

Someone should make a 80% dark milk chocolate

[prisma flame]

dairy milk

[gilded harbor]

We should darken all the light chocolates

[prisma flame]

the uk chocolate bar

[prime compass]

Yeah

Milka

[prime compass]

I hate you...less

[prisma flame]

wait i just realized

theres a chance that i actually consume some british food

because pakistan was india and india was colonized by the british

no way

[prime compass]

You are what you eat

[frosty drum]

Hello chat

[prime compass]

Hi skillerza

[frank latch]

@waxen remnant when add the shoop emoji

[prime compass]

Ök bye

[gilded harbor]

Did you know Chicken Tikka Masala is british

[prisma flame]

what the fuck

why do british people steal all the spices

but never use them in food

plain ass food

[frosty drum]

Because there is an S in both British and Spices

[frank latch]

France
War

makes sense cus there's an a and r in both

[prisma flame]

mind blown

[frosty drum]

The French historically won the most battles

[frank latch]

truly

[prisma flame]

america and oil have the same letters

no way

[frank latch]

who won the most wars then?

[sullen pawn]

there is a g in a gazilian dollars and garlic

[frank latch]

no...
there's only an i in both

[frosty drum]

France

[prisma flame]

stop this propaganda

[gilded harbor]

Literally gave an example of using them in their food

[frank latch]

Freedom America
there's an e, m and an r in both
Must be true

[prisma flame]

fun fact: america was named after italian explorer amerigo vespucci

so it does have an o

yeah

good proof

[frank latch]

no l

[prisma flame]

uh

latin

[rose cape]

so something like gianduja would not be chocolate under your definition

[frank latch]

I see

[gilded harbor]

Yeah

It's be more like Nutella from what I can tell

And Nutella isn't chocolate

[prisma flame]

i have never heard of any british people using said spice in their food

this is actual propaganda

get out british spy

[hollow garden]

Does anyone here know about TADC

[rose cape]

nutella is a spread 👽

[hollow garden]

same

[frosty drum]

British Propagandist*

[gilded harbor]

It's just more oil and less hazelnut

[prisma flame]

its a spy too because this server is american

[gilded harbor]

It's still similar in ingredients

[prisma flame]

is there game rooms for other lagnauges

no way

worldbox worldbox

[hollow garden]

(no)

[frank latch]

I like how Bookish and I started an argument with tree

[prisma flame]

aw

[cerulean siren]

I be drooping himts

[frank latch]

and it's continued without us

[frank latch]

~bt

[hollow garden]

@cerulean siren twovo

[rose cape]

and nutella is only considered not chocolate because it doesn't meet the minimum requirement for solid cocoa content, not because it is under 50% cocoa and doesn't have milk

[gilded harbor]

What did you do

[hardy saffron]

@frank latch: i lost

[hollow garden]

You must tell

[frosty drum]

Twovo Sighting

[hollow garden]

That list

what was it about

[frank latch]

@cerulean siren what did you lose?

your freedom?

I will liberate you

[prisma flame]

i dont think ive ever entered chat without starting an argument before leaving

[hollow garden]

Everything

[prisma flame]

unironically

[hollow garden]

I lost everything..

[hollow garden]

It's ok bookish

[cerulean siren]

Why

[hollow garden]

You can never get me to argue with you

[gilded harbor]

Yes but that isn't why I consider it to not be chocolate

[prisma flame]

we'll see

[frank latch]

we started the chocolate stuff

[hollow garden]

This

What is this

[rose cape]

so why dont you consider it to be chocolate 👽

[frank latch]

Bookish asked me what type of chocolate I liked
I said dark chocolate, somewhere between 60 - 70% cocoa

[rose cape]

and what if it had over 50% cocoa content

[gilded harbor]

Because of the chocolate being lower than 50%

[sullen pawn]

@west path how do i colinize

i passed the law

[frank latch]

and you started your rant about how that isn't dark chocolate

and we're now here

[gilded harbor]

Then it's be a chocolate with hazelnut in it

[rose cape]

*cocoa

not chocolate content

that's not a thing

[gilded harbor]

Mbad

[cerulean siren]

Lunovian Government Positions

[frank latch]

why does everyone keep looking back to that and asking what it is or can I join?

[rose cape]

and what if cocoa is the highest percent ingredient but under 50%

[hollow garden]

No

My love for you is too strong

[cerulean siren]

🤷‍♂️

[hollow garden]

Can I be a minor Govenor

[prisma flame]

what when i become an immortal transhumanist cyborg

[gilded harbor]

I mean how many different types of fats are you adding to do that but probably not no

[frank latch]

would you like to see your nation in Bowistan as it stands?

[cerulean siren]

Literally announced something earlier today and nobody cared 😞

[frank latch]

Ik you're not planning to continue it

[cerulean siren]

Oui

[gilded harbor]

Mine can only sit

[cerulean siren]

Oui

[rose cape]

49% cocoa, 26% ingredient 1, 25% ingredient 2 👽

[hollow garden]

If you are to become an immortal transhumanist cyborg I will be your immortal snail robot

[rose cape]

thats 2 fats

[hollow garden]

🐱

[prisma flame]

ok

[frank latch]

yours is about to be the center of attention

again

[rose cape]

trees nations will be decimated no matter what happens

[frank latch]

that's kind of true ngl

[prisma flame]

quick time event: what is your favorite oil?

answer NOW

[rose cape]

RIP the shoreline 😔

[prisma flame]

if you dont answer you get bad karma for the rest of the day

[rose cape]

☠️

[gilded harbor]

I mean yeah probably not it'd probably still be pretty good but I wouldnt really think of it as chocolate, ofc I'm not gonna pretend like I can tell the difference between 50% and 49% of chocolate so the fine line is really not that deep, but like you have to think about the lines as a gradient and 50% is where I am probably gonna draw the line most of the time

[gilded harbor]

😭😭

[gilded harbor]

Olive oil

Extra virgin

[prisma flame]

ok you survive

[rose cape]

🤨

[prisma flame]

what would happen if a nuke was launched in the center of the continent

[rose cape]

probably not much

[frank latch]

@cerulean siren The Luvonia Kingdom

It's been doing pretty well for itself. It's only expanded a little bit. But it's neighbors have taken up most of the land surrounding it constraining it to this size.

It's a pretty major trade partner and hub of the area. But the Jhang Empire (the olive green to the east) is starting to invade west. They also just invaded your ally To'astia, whom the monarch fled from into Luvonia.

[rose cape]

like 1 or 2 nations would die

[rose cape]

where is twovo

[frank latch]

most olive oil isn't extra virgin btw

[frank latch]

are you blind my man?

[rose cape]

i cant tell if he's the yellow or brown

[frank latch]

yellow

[rose cape]

ok

will he die to the jhang

or will he overcome

[frank latch]

who knows

it really depends whether or not the Jhang are able to continue their conquests

[rose cape]

also why is the jhang making enemies out of all of its neighbors 😭

0 allies

[frank latch]

true

[prisma flame]

if i was in bowistan i would beat the jhangs

i would save twovo real

(for legal purposes this is not confirmed)

[frosty drum]

@frank latch session or just yap

[frank latch]

you would get invaded without a fight

[gilded harbor]

Yeah but that's why I specified

[frank latch]

yappin

[frosty drum]

Thank Goodness

[prisma flame]

the jhangs seem chill

[frank latch]

sure

yea

[prisma flame]

why would anyone want to invade me

[gilded harbor]

Can you do this for me before I go jnder

[rose cape]

i predict twovo will ally with all of these countries to kill the jhang

[prisma flame]

i predict twovo will die

[rose cape]

wanna bet

[prisma flame]

yea ill give 20k in worldbox cash

[rose cape]

ok

[frank latch]

honestly the Jhang need to worry about a possible intervention (from player powers)

[rose cape]

the west wont intervene anytime soon

peter isnt strong enough to solo them

[prisma flame]

what's the green to the north of it

[frank latch]

Delaria

[rose cape]

twovo is the only person who can oppose it

[frank latch]

that's Klez

[prisma flame]

will klz save twovo

klez

[rose cape]

no

[frank latch]

nobody is 💀

actually
that might not be true...

to an extent

[prisma flame]

twovo and klez can team up

[hollow garden]

twovo

I'm coming!

[prisma flame]

attack them from both sides

real

[hollow garden]

You shall not fear

[rose cape]

solo as in win a war against the jhang on their own without foreign intervention

[hollow garden]

what am I supposed to save him from @prisma flame

[frank latch]

yes

[prisma flame]

@hollow garden the jhang is invading twovo

[frank latch]

not right now

[prisma flame]

wil lthey wilweihweuhwe

[frank latch]

Idk

[rose cape]

who

[prisma flame]

if they took ally they will

either way

[hollow garden]

These fuckers need to DIE

[prisma flame]

take initiative and invade them first

real

[hollow garden]

We need a coalition

[rose cape]

yeah you should declare war on them

[hollow garden]

Me, twovo, Peter, bee, fish

The Jihang must be stopped

[hollow garden]

After you lose yes

When are you capitulating Amaz

[prisma flame]

yeah kill the jhang and then publicly execute their leader

[rose cape]

that's never happening btw

[hollow garden]

Bryzkna will die

[rose cape]

it wont btw

[hollow garden]

That's happening btw

[frank latch]

if these 2 nations united
they would be strong enough to oppose the Jhang and would cut it's vital supply lines to the south

[waxen remnant]

7:

[rose cape]

they arent united though

[prisma flame]

why you look like froh

[hollow garden]

Why is eye the froh mafia

[frank latch]

exactly

[rose cape]

is that how old you are

[spring bison]

Croatia

[rose cape]

anyway there is no one to oppose the jhang at this point in time

[waxen remnant]

do I say yes and risk getting my account banned for a 1.2 second gig

[prisma flame]

no

[rose cape]

it wont because you already verified your age

[frank latch]

it would need a couple of things to happen

1. They both are able to settle their disputes
2. Unite
3. Establish themselves in their respective spheres of influence (removing other powers that threaten them or threaten to aid the Jhang)

[rose cape]

or they could just form a strategic alliance

[waxen remnant]

tbf they did this before

(on other people even though they got verified)

[prisma flame]

yea forget this just make a player coalition and beat the jhang

[rose cape]

unreal

[frosty drum]

Skollar is Cool

[rose cape]

btw do you monitor edit logs for the age question trick

[sullen pawn]

ive been playing this one aoh3 game for like 300 years

literally

[waxen remnant]

no because it's not a medium-sized issue yet

[sullen pawn]

@frosty drum how old are you

[rose cape]

wild

[sullen pawn]

BAN

BAN

BAN

[waxen remnant]

that's against tos btw

[sullen pawn]

🤓

[prisma flame]

its joever

[rose cape]

@waxen remnant what is 9x7

[frank latch]

but

1. Metagaming
2. nobody is currently threatened or focused on the Jhang's conquest of Haj'i-tu

[waxen remnant]

this does not mean we ignore it 🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️

[sullen pawn]

btw how did skillerz fall for that it was litro 2 messages above 😭

[prisma flame]

ok maybe twovo can convince klez somehow

[rose cape]

~bt

[waxen remnant]

-inspire

[hardy saffron]

@rose cape: Ken Shiras lost two more liters 😭

[sullen pawn]

👽

[waxen remnant]

ken Shira

[hollow garden]

@sullen pawn garlic type 15 if you are underage

[rose cape]

bro cant do math 🤣

[frank latch]

Twovo isn't playing anymore. Their nation is an NPC

[sullen pawn]

15

[prisma flame]

what

[hollow garden]

Ken shiras

[prisma flame]

👽

[frank latch]

and Delaria is currently engaged in a war with Brzykna

[prisma flame]

nevermind then

twovo's nation is dead

my prediction

[waxen remnant]

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if the wood was 6x(6√2) × 9 meters

[sullen pawn]

stealing my line btw

you leeched woodchucks off of me

[frank latch]

~bt

[hardy saffron]

@frank latch: If the size of the tree is 6 x (6√2) x 9 m, how many trees will fit in the hole?

[prisma flame]

when are we banning amp

[sullen pawn]

@waxen remnant if you dig a six foot hole with a 4 foot shovel, how would you measure the hole

[prisma flame]

eye x if amp went rogue could it ban you

[rose cape]

@waxen remnant #🌎general message when are you banning this image btw

[waxen remnant]

2025

[rose cape]

🙏

[waxen remnant]

Nope

I'm above it ☝️

[rose cape]

break is not above bot

[waxen remnant]

proof?

[cerulean siren]

In: #🎲game-room From: @cerulean siren "Santa"

[waxen remnant]

In: #🎲game-room From: @rose cape "Santa"

[rose cape]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=14Kmtsw7ySQ why did you do this btw

[waxen remnant]

when is discord going to allow us to make custom server statuses

[waxen remnant]

yeah

I didn't. see the why

whoops

[waxen remnant]

he wa staring at me evily

[rose cape]

see the why

[prisma flame]

chat

should i play world box

yes no

maybe so

[rose cape]

this is demon behavior

[prisma flame]

you know what chat its time to play world box

[waxen remnant]

astronomy picture of the day command, 24 hour cooldown (worldbot AMP): https://apod.nasa.gov/apod/astropix.html

[rose cape]

@waxen remnant how much would you have to be paid to never eat fast food again

[cerulean siren]

Rhe hints just be staring at ya face atp

Th3*

The,

The*

[waxen remnant]

a lot because then I'd just get a lot of money while also not having to eat processed gà

[shut mulch]

""

[rose cape]

minimum

[cerulean siren]

I be writing poems

[rose cape]

actually tbf if you think about it the naughty list is just santa's opps

[waxen remnant]

weren't these just paintballs

[marsh lance]

Never going to cleveland ever again

[rose cape]

@wild mason is this true?

[prisma flame]

ok chat new worldbox world

who gonna win

same race wars on btw

conquest*

and naval warfare etc

[cunning niche]

Nutella is a nut cream

[sullen pawn]

@west path

rate my progress

some colonies

[brittle gust]

You should totally colonise Greenland and Iceland

Or atleast take them away

[sullen pawn]

im colinzing virginia down to floridia rn

[hollow garden]

Your poor pc

[hollow garden]

Are you forming Italy?

or are you going for Rome

[prisma flame]

this has been crazy

for some reason chove is hell bent on attacking the orc island

and so they arent a part of the rest of the alliance

[hollow garden]

Stupid chove

These mfs gonna get smoked

[prisma flame]

also the purple green one keeps wanting to go to war with the entire human alliance

for some reason

this mod makes clans race based and all clan members last names are their clan name

[sullen pawn]

im not forming anything im just chillin

[spring bison]

why did he say this

[sullen pawn]

the issue w/ forming italy is the HRE

every war i have with an HRE state devastates me

takes me like 5 in game years to rebuild my army and economy

hre rn

what the hre starts as

[hollow garden]

What did banan mean by this

[prisma flame]

first kingdoms to conquer overseas

this is not lasting long

[west path]

Whag😭😭

ok thats a skill issue hre wars are easy

[west path]

slow

i had most of greece and italy by 1400

[sullen pawn]

im not land rushing+im colinzing

[sullen pawn]

no they arent

austria or bohemia comes down and whips tf out my armies

[west path]

'land rushing' is the reason why you buy military academy upgrades 🕊️

[west path]

then your armies are too weak 👽

[sullen pawn]

i h8 this game

i just accidently white peaced in some rando ass war with a tribe and they took away over half of my land in europe

had to revert to my pre genoa invasion save

[frank latch]

Nobody, Rome:

[west path]

this military alliance gang thinking they'll find anything onboard..

[west path]

white peace doesnt do this

[sullen pawn]

sorru not white peace

surrender

they occpied none of me though

i occupied some of them

i just wanted it over with

[cerulean siren]

THE HINTS ARE RIGHT THERE

[cerulean siren]

Pretty calm

[frosty drum]

@cerulean siren hi 👋

[cerulean siren]

🔍Santa

[frank latch]

hear me out guys

I think Twovo is trying to tell us something about santa or christmas

OH

CHRISTMAS MAP WAR

[gilded harbor]

Christmas UMW3

[west path]

this ship got scrapped to all hell goddamn

[cerulean siren]

It twas the Day After Christmas, a beautiful sight
Santa and his elves began their recovery from the stressful night
As they began their feast, a little snow hare was spotted with a peak
Then a soon a Santa went to eat, a candy cane shot out at great speeds
POW chow! The candy went against his head
Right to the dome, he would lay their dead
Santa assassinated before he was fed.
Leaving a Hungry for power, to lead the north instead

[frank latch]

I wonder what the last line means

Christmas MW. 12.14.24

Idk

too difficult to decipher

[cerulean siren]

The north pole

[west path]

my hyperspace sleepchamber/medical/bedroom area (i needed to fit the bed in there because it went nowhere else)

[frank latch]

I wish I could play

[west path]

these 2 systems are so immensely welcoming w tf

[cerulean siren]

The lore:

Over this past Christmas, Santa has overworked the elves in the Kingdom of the North and the wealth of Christmas Spirt has beem concentrated in the Capital City. With lack of support for Santa, the one binding factor in the North essentially caused the nation to explode on his death. With Each Elven City/Clan fending for itself.

HOWEVER. Santa Oldguard elves, the only omes with proper Milltary training hold the capital and a majority of the weapons.

[frank latch]

The elf rebellion
we will coup Santa and his capitalistic empire!
WE WILL BREAK THE CHAIN!

[frosty drum]

They fail.....

[marsh lance]

The Elfletariat will break free! We will spread our OWN holiday cheer to each and every one of our own.
For too long have we been deprived of our dreams of dentistry and medical school!
Elfs are not only for making toys!

[frosty drum]

https://youtube.com/shorts/68bkUWzfEqY?si=MM3O7wVVkWfYpd3V

[hollow garden]

Yullak elerat!

For how long must the common elf suffer?

We are a people a nation

We deserve freedom and liberty as any other people do

Santa's enslavement of our kind must stop!

[west path]

elfletariat 👽

[marsh lance]

The problem is not the Elf “question” it is in fact the answer that the toymaker corps give!

[hollow garden]

The toymaker corps are the reason behind our suffering pat

They benefit from it

[marsh lance]

The oompa loompa revolution against big chocolate succeeded

It has blossomed into a beautiful Cocoacracy

[hollow garden]

They are the main providers of the gnomes that Santa deploys to oppress and police us

[hollow garden]

Glory to the brotherly nations of oompa loomoa and elferat!

[marsh lance]

Literally

[west path]

elfetariat

its the proletariat but for elves

so it should still be called the proletariat but PARFUM

DECIDED

it should be called the fucking 'ELFLETARIAT' which DOESNT EVEN ROLL OFF THE TONGUE

[marsh lance]

👽

[hollow garden]

Ignore him he is a south pole yapper

[west path]

you will suffer a million deaths for your sins against mankind

you will face divine judgment for what you have done today

[marsh lance]

It rolls off the tongue in the same fashion as the word proletariat

[west path]

no

elfletariat does not

elfetariat does

[west path]

central pole*

[marsh lance]

You dont even notice that its a longer word

When you pronounce it

[marsh lance]

Buddy is an equator dweller

Please stop talking

[marsh lance]

You live in atlantis

[west path]

nope

[west path]

central pole

poleland

[marsh lance]

Ah so you live in warsaw

[west path]

nope

you do though

this is why you should get out of my sight

you disgust me

wretch

[cerulean siren]

Okay chose a city

[frank latch]

"choose a city"

[west path]

the illusion of choice

[frank latch]

real

[west path]

CLASSIC corporate manipulation tactic

[frank latch]

something Santa would know all about

[west path]

My brothers of the proletariat

we must rise up!

Glory to the workers!

[cerulean siren]

Not thr big red one tho

[frank latch]

WE MUST ESCAPE HIS ICY CLAWS

[cerulean siren]

Santa is dead 😞

[hollow garden]

This is the illusion of choice

For there is only one city

[cerulean siren]

His heir is like 1

[west path]

LEECH

LEECH

🪱 🪱 🪱 🪱 🪱 🪱 🪱

[hollow garden]

@cerulean siren

[hollow garden]

Unreal

You copied me

before I wrote

[west path]

nope

[hollow garden]

You peeked into my mind

[west path]

i posted it before you

i am no leech

you are

[hollow garden]

Using your mind reading powers

[prime compass]

Klez!

[west path]

only south pole dwellers have it

[frank latch]

oh

[hollow garden]

hi

[west path]

im a north poland dweller

[frank latch]

I thought we were gonna get the chance to overthrow him ourselves

[west path]

not pole

[prime compass]

Hru

[hollow garden]

What does this entail?

[west path]

Well

[hollow garden]

what are we the elves supposed to do now...

[frank latch]

and fight to gain control or stabilize the north pole

[west path]

the alternative is TEARING DOWN THE SYSTEM HES FUCKING BUILT!!!

RISE UP BROTHERS!!!!!

[hollow garden]

I support Santa the second

[frank latch]

🔥

[prime compass]

I am Santa

[frank latch]

ANYONE AGAINST US IS AGAINST ALL ELVES!

[hollow garden]

It's too rigid

[west path]

WE, THE WORKERS, DEMAND OUR RIGHTS!

[hollow garden]

Our revolution will fail

And we will be punished hardly

we should be obedient servants

[frank latch]

WE MUST FIGHT FOR OUR FREEDOM

[west path]

you say this when our enemy is crippled

their main commander is a CHILD

this is easily winnable

[prime compass]

Hru?

[hollow garden]

He will grow to become a man

And he won't forget this

We need reform

[west path]

a man we will have in chains

[hollow garden]

not revolution

[frank latch]

WE'VE MADE IT THIS FAR

[cerulean siren]

Thats the whole reason why theres a war

[frank latch]

WE MUST FINISH OUR GLORIOUS PURPOSE

[midnight ocean]

Who wants to play 270

[hollow garden]

can I join Santa's militia

[frank latch]

ENEMY

[hollow garden]

We need to crush these traitors

[frank latch]

TRAITOR

[cerulean siren]

The Santa Junta Forces wants to maintain the state for the heir

[frank latch]

BETRAYER!

[hollow garden]

We are going down to elfey

[west path]

or better yet - beheaded!

[hollow garden]

way north in the land of traitors

[west path]

truth

[prime compass]

Hello...how are you

[hollow garden]

And long pointed ears snakitors

[cerulean siren]

But they dont have much real power outside the power and a couple of bases

[west path]

TRAITOR

[midnight ocean]

Elves are cringe but Santa brand elves are kinda different idk who to support here 🤔

[frank latch]

I'm good

[frank latch]

Et toi?

[west path]

HE SHALL BE STRIKEN DOWN

[hollow garden]

I'm good wbu

[hollow garden]

Which city are we in?

[prime compass]

Thats nice bow

[hollow garden]

And are all of these elf populated

[prime compass]

Im good!!

[west path]

do you want to experience modern laissez faire and get hoed by corporations

[midnight ocean]

Where does Santa live

[cerulean siren]

You can chose anyone

[frank latch]

NONE OF US ARE SANTA'S ELVES
WE BELONG TO NO ONE!
WE HAVE RIGHTS
WE ARE PEOPLE TOO!

[midnight ocean]

*elves

[cerulean siren]

Majority elves, some have talking animals and stuff

[prime compass]

GET BACK TO MAKING PRESENTS

[cerulean siren]

The center red one

[hollow garden]

@cerulean siren Santafrost city

[frank latch]

NEVER
THE REVOLUTION HAS BEGUN!

[hollow garden]

This will be the stronghold of the loyalists

From which we will crush the traitors!

[midnight ocean]

That makes sense idk why I asked that

[prime compass]

Very well..

[midnight ocean]

So what is this how do I join

[prime compass]

Shall I join

[frosty drum]

Who dares rebel against me

[prime compass]

@hollow garden should I join

[hollow garden]

This is up to you

[hollow garden]

MASTER!

[frosty drum]

I'm joining fr

[prime compass]

Stop saying that...
Would you like me in the mw

[hollow garden]

These elv*s dare rebel against you

[frosty drum]

Those traitors

[prime compass]

WOW

[hollow garden]

it's literally up to you tho

if you want to join

[frank latch]

DOWN WITH THE MONOPOLY
DOWN WITH THE SLAVER!
UP WITH THE ELVES!
UP WITH OUR FREEDOM!

[prime compass]

Bur your opinion mean a lot

[hollow garden]

@cerulean siren begin arming our friends with cane weapons

[midnight ocean]

@cerulean siren idk what’s going on but put me in this city in the mountains

[hollow garden]

The cane candy thing

what is it called

[prime compass]

@cerulean siren

[hollow garden]

Master you probably shouldn't say this

This is bad PR

[prime compass]

ARE YOU A MINDLESS BEING MADE TO FULFILL HIS ORDERS?

[frosty drum]

The People at the bottom are people who commit serious crimes

[hollow garden]

yes

[prime compass]

ARE YOU JUST A TOY, KLEZ?

[hollow garden]

All of elves are

[prime compass]

💔

[frosty drum]

Ironic

[prime compass]

FIGHT FOR FREEDOM

FIGHT FOR JUSTICE

THE TYRANT HAS OPPRESED US LONG ENOUGH!

WE WILL STAND UP!

[hollow garden]

Your father and grandfather worked in the workshop

Why must you be different?

[prime compass]

WE WILL DEFEAT THE EVIL!

[hollow garden]

This is how things have always been

[frosty drum]

If I'm overthrown Christmas is Ruined btw

[hollow garden]

Santa knows best

[prime compass]

I'm NOT like y'all 😎

[hollow garden]

without him it will be anarchy belemin

[prime compass]

Santa tortured them

[hollow garden]

He may not be the best option

[prime compass]

So be it

[hollow garden]

But all the other options are worse

Think about it

[prime compass]

I DO NOT CARE!

[hollow garden]

The dwarves will be able to infiltrate us

They are behind this uprising

[frosty drum]

(Christmas will be ruined if I'm overthrown btw)

[prime compass]

And?

[spring bison]

fascists of america

[frosty drum]

The entire world will Invade you.
To Bring me back in power

[prime compass]

And..?

They can't do that if you are dead

[frosty drum]

I'm pretty sure Santa is the center of Christmas magic
If you kill me
You also die

[prime compass]

That is...worth it

[frosty drum]

@cerulean siren can I be santa

[frosty drum]

What if I promise reforms

[cerulean siren]

We dont know how to male them

[cerulean siren]

Sure

[prime compass]

Politicans are liars

[cerulean siren]

Your 3 years old

[frosty drum]

Santa isn't legally a Politician

[prime compass]

And?

[frosty drum]

Therefore I'm not lying

[prime compass]

Say ong

[frosty drum]

Ong

[cerulean siren]

Santa is DEAD. He was shot by and UNKNOWN killer

[prime compass]

Your pants are on fire...

[frosty drum]

Can I be Santa's successor

[cerulean siren]

And santa is more or less the king

[prime compass]

Celebrate this end of terror

[cerulean siren]

Yea but he is 3

[frosty drum]

Oh ok

[prime compass]

Regent?

Will klez be the regent

[cerulean siren]

The Milltary

[prime compass]

Ok

[cerulean siren]

Lead by Madame Ms. Clause

[frosty drum]

Based

[hollow garden]

insane

[prime compass]

Klez..please

Join us...kleznam

[cerulean siren]

MAKE!

[prime compass]

@cerulean siren do we have weapons of some sort

[hollow garden]

Who is gonna tell him

[prime compass]

Kwezzy

[frosty drum]

Well Santa was shot and killed
I'm his successor now

[hollow garden]

Well start using batons then

[cerulean siren]

Yes, snice your a border wall city you have basic AA guns

[hollow garden]

Start hitting any elf who refuses to work in the workshops in Santafrost

[cerulean siren]

However the Milltary is right outside aswell, since your a border state

[frosty drum]

@hollow garden are you Mrs claus

[prime compass]

Oof

[hollow garden]

no

I'm an elf loyal to the clause

(cause)

[frosty drum]

Your the Elf General

[prime compass]

What shall I do

@hollow garden when fortnite pfp

[west path]

@cerulean siren can you place me in a random city

i have a man to kill.

[prime compass]

YES QEVA

JOIN ME

YES

[hollow garden]

@cerulean siren get the ski toys in the factory and workshops under our control and combine them with dogs to assault Snowhelm

[frosty drum]

Bro

[hollow garden]

We must subjugate the elves there

[west path]

WHAT

[cerulean siren]

A general strike occurs, back in the workshops the day agter Christmas? Unheard of. News of the Assassination hasnt made it to Santa frost yet

[west path]

THIS ISNT LIBERATING THEM

PERISH

[prime compass]

Take the town next to me

[west path]

@cerulean siren spawn me next to belemin

[hollow garden]

It's a necessary evil unfortunately

[west path]

liberation must occur inshallah

[hollow garden]

This is the Natural order of things

[frosty drum]

@cerulean siren I request bodyguards

[prime compass]

We will defeat the military inshallah

[hollow garden]

I will send you the blue guard

Our most competent soldiers

Don't worry grandmaster

You are safe!

ho ho ho

[west path]

no its not

[prime compass]

You are a dog to them...

[west path]

you will fall

to the proletariat

[west path]

You are swine

[cerulean siren]

U have them

[hollow garden]

Offer a pretty nice summer break for any elf willing to return and a small minimum wage and for those who continue the strike start flogging them