🎲game-room

[sullen pawn]

@west path plz explain aoh3 to me

[hollow bobcat]

🤫

[sullen pawn]

would you prefer to live in a western country or western aligned like japan or south korea or does it not effect your daily life enough

[cerulean siren]

Joining what

[rose cape]

game room sever

[hollow bobcat]

Probably

Ion really care, as long as the country is stable

But both Japan and S.Korea have bad tendency of "overworking to death" cultures 🤔

[sullen pawn]

i hate japanese culture

no xenophobia

i just would hate to live there

my spanish teacher lived there when her dad was in the military

shes lived in spain, england, and japan

[brittle gust]

The middle one must've hurt a lot

[sullen pawn]

she said japan was the worst because at the same time everyone always shunned them for not being adjusted but never attempted to help, she said they had zero friends

[rose cape]

would you move to germany

[west path]

idk vro i just press funny military academy button

[sullen pawn]

where is i forgot

[west path]

btw it doesnt carry you earlygame when it isnt hella upgraded

you still need allies then

[west path]

government

[sullen pawn]

playing as naples in 1300s

also how dod i make it windows full screen

this is making me so fucking mad

why when i click off it tabs out

ngl i lukazs is an idiot

like just genuinly unintelligent

@west path how do i call to arms

my army got decimated by albania and macedonia but i have 5 units compared to their zero

[spring bison]

hey fascists

[frank latch]

hey commie

[spring bison]

why is the neo-liberal talking

[west path]

when starting the war

[brittle gust]

Why is a commie talking

[sullen pawn]

they declared on me

[brittle gust]

Isn't your mouth supposed to be state property

[west path]

or automatically in a defensive one

[spring bison]

youre literally an anarcho-communist

[brittle gust]

Smh

[frank latch]

dang

[brittle gust]

I don't know what that means

[sullen pawn]

it sa vassal

not an ally

[brittle gust]

So

[prime compass]

Nolt is a leftist

[brittle gust]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[brittle gust]

I am a human

[west path]

then they wont get called in

😭

[sullen pawn]

god damn it

[prime compass]

Ok....

[spring bison]

hes a satanist, atheist, syndicalist, anarchist and pro-choice

[prime compass]

So are you

Fascist

[frank latch]

~bt

[hardy saffron]

@frank latch: They are satanic, atheist, superstitious, stupid and anti-life.

[brittle gust]

And I am right handed

[frank latch]

superstitious and stupid

[brittle gust]

U literally don't know what half of that is ...

[sullen pawn]

@west path why did my 5 turn into a 10

[prime compass]

Uh

[frank latch]

does this mean Fish is a lefist?

[spring bison]

lie btw

[west path]

automatic reinforce

😱

[sullen pawn]

nice

[frank latch]

@west path how are you?

[brittle gust]

I meant to put I not U(my apologies for my silliness)

[sullen pawn]

i just rekt them

im anexxing it all

[prime compass]

Dudueududu

Max Verstapprn

E*

[sullen pawn]

FUCK

[rose cape]

WHAT

[sullen pawn]

WHAT THE FUCK

@west path AHHH

[brittle gust]

What is it

[sullen pawn]

WHY CAN I ONLY ANEX ONE

IT DIDNT LET ME MAKE DEMANDS TOWARDS ALBANIA

[rose cape]

👽

[prime compass]

Haha

Ah hell nah

[brittle gust]

Amaz did the acnaqate capture you

[rose cape]

no

[brittle gust]

I will rescue you, brother

[brittle gust]

They're forcing you to lie, too!

[rose cape]

~owoify

[hardy saffron]

@rose cape: Hewwo!! day'we fuwcing chu tu wie, tuo!? hehe

[sullen pawn]

why did my ally just declare war on me

wtff

[brittle gust]

My friend and brother, i shall save you from your misery

[brittle gust]

You got shot in your back... A bac—
Gets shot by a rat.

[sullen pawn]

im invadingmy vassal

he declared war on my fucking ally

and i lost sicily as an ally

[brittle gust]

Must suck

[cunning niche]

Shukamper

[cerulean siren]

Nah

[cunning niche]

Why

I want ramadan rn

[sullen pawn]

i dont understand this game

how did my vassal get sicily as a vassal

im restarting

my vassals die first

[west path]

he doesnt have the annex allies mod 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[sullen pawn]

i dont have ny mods

[west path]

he disabled wars 😢

[west path]

its a mod made by the dev

💔

[sullen pawn]

what do i do here

somehow they had way more than last time and i had less

[cerulean siren]

It twas the Day After Christmas, a beautiful sight
Santa and his elves began their recovery from the stressful night
As they began their feast, a little snow hare was spotted with a peak
Then a soon a Santa went to eat, a candy cane shot out at great speeds
POW chow! The candy went against his head
Right to the dome, he would lay their dead
Santa assassinated before he was fed.
Leaving a Hungry for power, to lead the north instead
Christmas MW. 12.14.24

[west path]

skill issue

they probably recruited torops this time around

[sullen pawn]

it really isnt

i literally didnt knwo wht was happening

i had hardly started

and then they invaded me

[west path]

so a skill issue

[sullen pawn]

can u quit being provacative and actually help

[frank latch]

~bt

[west path]

what time period

[hardy saffron]

@frank latch: The day after Christmas, Santa Claus and his beloved elves party all night. After dinner, the snow bunny appears and Santa dies. A week at high speed! Before eating, ordinary people place the Santa Killer with his head lying on the ground.

[sullen pawn]

1300s

[wraith quarry]

@frank latch school

[west path]

what am i meant to tell you

[frank latch]

the snow bunny?

[west path]

to restart??

[frank latch]

School

[west path]

because this is unsaveable

[wraith quarry]

you shouldnt be here

[sullen pawn]

dawg i hate games like this

what am i suppose to do

[frank latch]

neither should you

[sullen pawn]

to win

like how could i have won

[wraith quarry]

okay im leaving

[frank latch]

fine

[wraith quarry]

you too

[frank latch]

I'm leaving

[wraith quarry]

leech

[frank latch]

leech

[west path]

yeah idk how you struggled with this

did you even use your advantage points

[sullen pawn]

my whats

[west path]

oh my days

mf could not check his nation notifications

🕊️

no wonder you fucking flopped

[sullen pawn]

by play wide

do u mean put them towards battl width

[west path]

no

get gold so you can get military academy

[sullen pawn]

just crushaed albania

[west path]

battle width is useless up till midgame

where youre already the strongest due to military academy

[waxen remnant]

@sullen pawn when are you getting good at arcanists btw

[sullen pawn]

ok

[waxen remnant]

why does this guy actually know the mechanics

[sullen pawn]

screen snipping is so glitchy lol

[marble copper]

Hi

[sullen pawn]

I crushed Montenegro and Albania

[west path]

dont annex them

vassalize and then take their war reps

🐖

[sullen pawn]

but then the vassals do stupid shit and rope me in

[west path]

just disable wars

[waxen remnant]

literally

[west path]

for vassals

[sullen pawn]

where do i do that

[waxen remnant]

this is why we just wait for aoh3 lol

[waxen remnant]

settings before the game starts:

[west path]

press this flag

[waxen remnant]

(except unironically)

[west path]

below the ruler is like

[waxen remnant]

WHAT

[west path]

3 uhh

menus

one of them is vassals

and you can set if you steal their cash or manpower more

or steal none

or steal both

just at less of a specialization

[sullen pawn]

omg i found it

[west path]

my 32 hours in aoh3 is paying off..

[sullen pawn]

i have 900 in aoh2

[west path]

albeit i learnt this on like

hour 3 🕊️

[sullen pawn]

cant wait for multiplayer

[west path]

during my greater portugal campaign i believe

[sullen pawn]

@waxen remnant @west path ill be the italy to yalls germany and japan...

[west path]

@sullen pawn annex your vassals you piggy

🐖

sicily gains more from annexing their vassals than keeping them around

[sullen pawn]

made the borers nicer

[west path]

i will be papal states and i will unify italy

[sullen pawn]

how do i anex vassals

they're stronger than me

they have more army

[frank latch]

,roll 4

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: You rolled 3

[frank latch]

c it wil lbe

[west path]

soon i will fight the papal states

(theyre mid)

[marble copper]

Was that in 1939?

[west path]

your problem

this is what happens when you dont spec into gold with your advantage points and get military academy

[sullen pawn]

1 vassal down

i like how ur allys dont attempt to grab up all the land

[west path]

my glory is restored..

[west path]

they cant

like its mechanically impossible for them to take any

thats why its free to call them in

[sullen pawn]

now if only i could screen snip

[waxen remnant]

Everytime I play the WW2 scenario Japan gets cooked somehow so i think qevie can play that

[waxen remnant]

do you use the shortcut or the app itselfn

[sullen pawn]

chroo

[west path]

im only number 6 gp

😔

[sullen pawn]

i press windows shift s

so shortcut

[waxen remnant]

oh wait do you mean like

when you use the shortcut it just closes the game

[sullen pawn]

when do it its tabbing out of my aoh3

[waxen remnant]

(tabs off of it(

[sullen pawn]

:C

[west path]

i dont play ww2 and modern scenarios

and ww1

[waxen remnant]

yeah that happens to me too

[sullen pawn]

yes

[waxen remnant]

press f12

[sullen pawn]

its so annoying

[west path]

thats when unit tiers get so high that uhh

military academy isnt as strong

[sullen pawn]

oh

cool

[cerulean siren]

I be keaving hints and stufd

[sullen pawn]

wait

how do i get to the ss

that isnt the ss that f12 took

[waxen remnant]

press shift tab

then you can copy the screenshot

[sullen pawn]

ty

now i save for military accedemy

[sullen pawn]

ok so

[west path]

low taxes are goated if you stretch yourself too thin btw

[sullen pawn]

after understanding the game a little more

it is better than aoh2

[west path]

got myself to number 2 gp

🤑

[waxen remnant]

ehhh they still removed some features so

when does aoh3 mp come out

[sullen pawn]

uhh

yea i think ima have to let sicily go

ngl i mgiht betray them so tunis doesnt get the land

LMAO

SICILY DEFENDED

[west path]

papal states cooked

also got corsica

[sullen pawn]

how do i get mroe of thoser point things

for the gold

[west path]

research

[sullen pawn]

a little birdie told me to put research on low or whatever

(you)

i lowered fundign 2 research

[wraith quarry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLDV-3c2EQA

[west path]

oh yeah if youre rich enough you dont need to do that

@sullen pawn should i get jumped by bohemia via expanding further into italy or kill greece

[sullen pawn]

kill greece

then go for italy

do advisors do anything

i only have a military advisor rn

[prime compass]

Ok i host

[sullen pawn]

what

[west path]

yeah

buffs

won

[prime compass]

And session end

@sullen pawn rate session

[sullen pawn]

8/10
couldve been more eventful but you have a "unique" style of hosting

[prime compass]

Thanks

[sullen pawn]

do i go for advisors

also can i take on papl states and florence at once

they are allied

[west path]

world peace achieved

[west path]

yes

[west path]

what is your troop count

and did you upgrade regiments if you have tech upped

teched up*

[sullen pawn]

25

[sullen pawn]

i did not

[bronze harbor]

Are there any people in here who never uses casino and willing to give cash to an imaginary casino addict?

[sullen pawn]

i use it but ill give you 10k to start

[bronze harbor]

I already started but anyway ty

[frank latch]

Garlic feeding the slime again

[sullen pawn]

@west path why are my relations with sicily so shit

[bronze harbor]

Wut

[west path]

won

[west path]

idk but they are inconsequential

[west path]

nope!

[sullen pawn]

i crushed sicily

our alliance expired anyway

[west path]

this empire goes hard

[sullen pawn]

I HAVE NEGATIVE 172 GOLD

RAAA

[west path]

how the fuck

????

[sullen pawn]

i think i wetn into debt

[west path]

you are tragic

[sullen pawn]

i got up to 35 army

this is my eco

i used an advantage point

got my self out of debt

[west path]

im number 1 gp..

[west path]

oh youre like 13 years behind me

the power gap is crazy

[sullen pawn]

i had it paused cuz i was typing in mw/aw

should i convert religion

and add cores

or is it useless

[west path]

yes

[west path]

yes

[west path]

gives you money for your provinces and lowers province maintenance

(which sucks

[sullen pawn]

is the hre important

wil li get ganged up on if i attack an hre state

[prime compass]

Yes

[sullen pawn]

@west path are lawsi mportant 👽

[west path]

yeah

just switch to the latest one

anytime you get it

@sullen pawn should i be chill like that and get coalitioned

[sullen pawn]

no

should i

give women the right to vote

[west path]

probably

[west path]

too bad im doing it

[sullen pawn]

it keeps putting me on the tech tree screen

ion oh what none of this mean

I'on'ow could be a real word in the english language btw meaning I do not know

[west path]

im getting more italian over time

[sullen pawn]

idonotknow
I'on'ow

[sullen pawn]

take over tunisia for visual appealment

[west path]

time to get coalitioned now

[sullen pawn]

ITS ASSADOVER

THEY HAD 60

AHHH

[west path]

funny ending to the run

and yes i got wiped

[spring bison]

hey fascists

[sullen pawn]

also i may have cheesed

i saved beforehand lol

[frank latch]

hey commie

[sullen pawn]

why did the papal states have 60

lol

[spring bison]

the racist demagogue is saying this btw

[west path]

oh yeah i remember this run

peak byzantium ngl

[west path]

@waxen remnant whats your take on this byzantium run

[waxen remnant]

lore accurate byzantium empire

[west path]

truth

[west path]

@sullen pawn when are you doing this

[sullen pawn]

i got wiped by venice too

[west path]

byzantium unironically is one of the easiest places to play wide in

[sullen pawn]

i think im behind on military numbers

[west path]

far behind

if AE didnt exist i would have already conquered italy

[sullen pawn]

how do i get it up

do i just recruit

[west path]

military academy

😈

it all ties back to the military academy

[sullen pawn]

lmfao

luckily i jsust went back to my save

[west path]

absolute peak

[west path]

this is why you should pump up your military numbers way higher than your enemy

also why i tell you to get military academy day 1

(its because it pays off btw, the money you get out of the provinces you conquer easily outweighs what you spend)

[sullen pawn]

do i diversify

ive been diversifying my armies

[west path]

youre pretty much snowballing to space

[west path]

pikeman and a small backline

like 18 archers should suffice

on a large army

[sullen pawn]

i have default

thing

i havnt messed with my army plans

or whatever

[west path]

flanking and default are the only good ones

jsyk

statistically flanking is the best though

most bang for your buck

[sullen pawn]

i dont even have archers

wtf

hwo do i ge4t tto the tech trree

just got archers

what do i use my advantage point on

@west path

i lwoered recuit cost

[hollow garden]

Why does SpongeBob look like Bashar

[west path]

i would tell you how but im tired of ui descriptions

[sullen pawn]

i figured it out

do i do misisons

[west path]

literally anything that helps you conquer shit faster

that is it

that is the logic you should use for your advantage points

[west path]

theyre temporary buffs iirc

so yes

[sullen pawn]

and

love how it cuts off

[prime compass]

YOU are bashar

[hollow garden]

no 👽

[prime compass]

Ok.

[west path]

yeah

[sullen pawn]

GRRR

[west path]

aoh3 is fully brainrot to me

[sullen pawn]

why cant i anex sardinia

[west path]

did you

get the

annex allies mod

[sullen pawn]

nope

lol

can i save

get that

and then re do

[west path]

uh

unsure

[sullen pawn]

or do i need to make a whoooleee neww run

[sullen pawn]

ima try it

[west path]

i think you should

check

[sullen pawn]

womp womp if it doesnt work

[sullen pawn]

idrc that muchh

is it in workshop

[west path]

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3356687742

[sullen pawn]

found\

[west path]

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3352068850 this is good too

[sullen pawn]

getting mods from workshop are so easy

[prime compass]

Cat mw

[west path]

btw you shoul

get some map mods

do you want the vicky 2 one i use

or antinque

antique*

[sullen pawn]

how do i enable it

[west path]

editor

[sullen pawn]

i like the look of the map

[west path]

its only when youre zoomed out

😱

[sullen pawn]

AHH

im sad :c

i think i need a new run

[west path]

incompatible??

Rest in pieces

[sullen pawn]

relaunching to see

[west path]

when are you getting space rimworld

[frosty drum]

Stellaris loading screens are epic

[west path]

that vehicle is killing shittons of birds btw

why is it flying that low

[frosty drum]

Yes

[rose cape]

real

[sullen pawn]

@west path LMFAOOO

ok so it did work

but since my color and sardinias color are so similar i didnt relize

[rose cape]

@frank latch wyd in this situation

[frosty drum]

Half of Bowistan is teaming with life
The other half.....
Entering Ecological Dead Zone.

[frank latch]

https://tenor.com/view/death-star-gif-14758637425007366681

[rose cape]

is it actually this far north btw

where is the equator

on this map

draw a line

and then also where the continent should be

[rose cape]

👽

where is the equator relative to the continent

[prime compass]

Probably goes through Jhang

Considering how special they are to bow

[frank latch]

about here

[spring bison]

ok bashar

[rose cape]

is bowistan bigger than earth ❓

cray zee

[spring bison]

https://youtu.be/QaJbAennB_Q?si=Z-Zt78V2L-2HF79o what the fuck is a dog man

[frank latch]

it's actually about .86 the size of Terra

[rose cape]

yeah it is

[rose cape]

nope

that doesnt make sense

with the location of the equator

and the size of the continent

try again

[frosty drum]

@frank latch a lot of bowistan is Ecological dead zone

[rose cape]

actually i can just calculate it myself

ok

so the whole surface area

is about twice as much as earth

i want to say

[sullen pawn]

NO WYA

[rose cape]

yeah

[sullen pawn]

LETS FUCKING GO

HOLY SHIT

that shit was so fire in elementary school

[rose cape]

bro never read the books ☠️

[frank latch]

where is bro pulling these numbers from

[rose cape]

since the equator is

the halfway point

of a planet

right

we can just take where you say the equator is

[frank latch]

🤯

[rose cape]

everything above it is the top hemisphere

[frank latch]

bottom*

[rose cape]

👽

everything above it is the top hemisphere

[frank latch]

bottom*

[rose cape]

above...

[frank latch]

below...

[sullen pawn]

is there like

an age of history discord

[prime compass]

Will you ban amaz from bowistan

[rose cape]

everything below it is the bottom hemisphere

since they must be equal in size

[frank latch]

everying above it is the top hemisphere*

[spring bison]

why would I read some random american book

[rose cape]

~bt

[hardy saffron]

@rose cape: around the world*

[rose cape]

you are (south) american, no?

[spring bison]

brazil

[rose cape]

yep

[frank latch]

https://tenor.com/view/out-of-line-anthony-mackie-sam-wilson-falcon-the-falcon-and-the-winter-soldier-gif-21182970

[cunning niche]

Are BBL’s common with locals or do annoying white women only get them

[prime compass]

??!

[cunning niche]

Its a question

I have

Been

Wanting

To know

The answer to

[rose cape]

@frank latch is this true?

[prime compass]

I think only annoying white women get them

[cunning niche]

Crazy

[spring bison]

its 60K

[rose cape]

drake:

[spring bison]

no local would afford that

[cunning niche]

@spring bison have you seen peles home

[spring bison]

no 👽

[prime compass]

BBL Drizzy!!!

[cunning niche]

Why

[rose cape]

the distortion is crazy btw

[brittle gust]

"It is all north"
"Always has been"

Wait

[brittle gust]

Oh noil

I'm literally at a freezing temperature

[rose cape]

#🎲game-room message

[brittle gust]

I'm fucking Swedish rome

Jesus christ

Save me

[brittle gust]

I don't see how this would accommodate maizan being a desert

[rose cape]

cold deserts:

[brittle gust]

Maizan is literally a hot desert

[rose cape]

proof?

[brittle gust]

And i also don't know how maizan would be a cold desert

[frank latch]

I have said that Maizan is a hot desert

[brittle gust]

Check the biomes map

Is this proof of supernatural activities on Bowistan???

The same as the barrier against sea monsters and hurricanes???

[alpine raft]

ahhh

im so tired

ion wanna do my homework

i say homework

[brittle gust]

Do your homework

[frank latch]

the "supernatural activities" in question are a result of me being lazy

[prime compass]

Why are you still crabzilla

[alpine raft]

its more like a 3 months project due monday

[brittle gust]

Supernatural enough

[frank latch]

real

[brittle gust]

Sucks to suck

Do it

[alpine raft]

i hip hop between servers a lot

im rarely here

[prime compass]

Same..?

[frank latch]

I don't 😔

TPMC is a bit dead

[rose cape]

ngl

this fucks with my brain

[frank latch]

and I have no where else to go

[alpine raft]

honestly

managing a social life is torture

[frank latch]

Wide Russia doesn't exist
it can't hurt you

Wide Russia:

https://tenor.com/view/wide-vladimir-putin-russian-walking-gif-17506944

[alpine raft]

like

[rose cape]

it's the same width btw

[alpine raft]

why do people know who i am

its weird that i know a lot of people in my school

its weirder they know who i am

[rose cape]

this is actually so real ngl

like mfs will come up to me and say my name

and i have no idea who these people are

[alpine raft]

i dont have that exact problem

but i have a certain degree of not wanting to talk

im basically friends with a lotta people by proxy

[rose cape]

@frank latch fix this when......

[alpine raft]

like fym I know people i have 0 classes with

[brittle gust]

Yeah, i literally took a guy with me on scooter who just knew my name yesterday

[frank latch]

what's the issue?

[brittle gust]

I don't fucking know him

[rose cape]

distortion

in the north

[frank latch]

dont' worry
he's a side character

[frank latch]

how is that an issue

[alpine raft]

also gang

[brittle gust]

Chances are, he knows me from when I went with my mother to her school like 10 years ago

[alpine raft]

why do i just sometimes pull up

start a convo

then dip

[frank latch]

distortion is normal on rectangular and square maps

[rose cape]

it's fine up until about here

[rose cape]

this is a spherical map 👽

[frank latch]

looks fine to me

[brittle gust]

God help me, I'm half distorted as fuck

[frank latch]

hence the distortion 🤯

[rose cape]

globes dont have that distortion 😭

[brittle gust]

Nono, I'm fully distorted

All my mainland is distorted

😭

[west path]

Wait...

[frank latch]

yes they do...

[west path]

im cold desert?

NOO

WHY AM I THE GOBI DESERT

[alpine raft]

also is it just me or is it wack portugal (who has regularly 20 plus celsius degree days) is in the same latitude as basically chicago

[frank latch]

I'm gonna scream

[west path]

life ruined

[alpine raft]

that gets snow

[frank latch]

no

[brittle gust]

You're not desert

[frank latch]

you're hot

desert

[brittle gust]

Because

[west path]

pizza

[rose cape]

the distortion is formed from mapping a globe onto a flat plane 🤫

[brittle gust]

Of supernatural activities

[spring bison]

what the fuck is wrong with this map

[alpine raft]

can someone buy me fallout 3 ultimate edition

[brittle gust]

Supernatural activities

[rose cape]

equal area projection

[alpine raft]

its like 20 bucks

and im broke asf

also

guys

im gonna be rich soon

my parents are selling land

[west path]

im not at tropical or subtropical climates

[alpine raft]

for at least 70k

i shall be rich

[brittle gust]

"I'm broke"
"I'm rich"

[alpine raft]

i am broke i will be rich

[west path]

maizan is cold desert

[rose cape]

notice how earth doesnt have a weird convergence to hell in the north pole

[west path]

its the truth

[brittle gust]

It is a supernatural activity

Accept ot

[alpine raft]

im illiquid

as some would say

[west path]

this is actually the world government hiding the truth from us

all land comes from the north pole and as such is attached to it

[rose cape]

☠️

[spring bison]

what the fuck

[rose cape]

this explains continental drip 😱

[brittle gust]

Because Santa's workplace is there and the world government controlled by lizards hid him there

Duh

[west path]

continental dirp

drip

@rose cape is italy the jordans

[sullen pawn]

this isnt real lol

[west path]

of europe

[frank latch]

@rose cape why don't you deal with it?

I'm not the one putting it onto a spherical map...

[sullen pawn]

why do so many not relize showing the map with the north facing down is just as accurate

there is literally no reason for north being up

same with the globe

[frank latch]

it's just the standard

[rose cape]

solved

[brittle gust]

Jokes exist

Duh

[alpine raft]

guys

why is it

[sullen pawn]

globes are shown with the north up but it could b other way around

[alpine raft]

that in ma+s

in maps

[rose cape]

wait the equator layer was under the watchamacallit

[alpine raft]

we just leave some space in the sides and up and down

[sullen pawn]

#1314086483396792372 btw...

[alpine raft]

so the water is distorted

[sullen pawn]

i could host that tommorow if i had players

[alpine raft]

and not land

[sullen pawn]

i do this with my maps lol

[alpine raft]

i would play if you let me cheese it

[frank latch]

Amazting
why are you doing this btw?

(it's unnecessary)

[sullen pawn]

No

[west path]

who is the equivalent of sierra leone

here

[alpine raft]

why are you furry

[rose cape]

FRANK OCEAN REFERENCE

[sullen pawn]

god forbid i try to host a well thought out fantasy mw

[alpine raft]

is it to get favour with the admins

[sullen pawn]

im not ew

[alpine raft]

fantasy?!

go fuck yourself

modern or death

[brittle gust]

If you hosta now you have a full chat

[rose cape]

because globes are important 🤫

[sullen pawn]

chroo...

[brittle gust]

I'd literally play for 4 hours from now on

[west path]

this is why you fell off btw

[frank latch]

well your map is inaccurate anyway

[sullen pawn]

you litro ruined that modern mw btw

[frank latch]

so

[west path]

can we ban nekcrop from game room?

[brittle gust]

And for the rest of the year i ain't using discord

[rose cape]

?

[sullen pawn]

im never hosting earth map here agian

[alpine raft]

i dont know what you are talking about

[rose cape]

you told me where the equator was

[sullen pawn]

no one takes it serious

[brittle gust]

For?

[brittle gust]

There is no equator.... It is a flat Bowistan

[rose cape]

🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

[alpine raft]

the real nekcrop is assleep in the caimans im his clone instructed with farming xp

[sullen pawn]

"Nobdy takes you seriously"

i dont wanna host mapwars here that i want to be taken seriously when no one takes me seriously

[alpine raft]

fakher is a moron btw

well

[brittle gust]

"—Because you listen to Fakher."

[alpine raft]

he did insult sea wolf

so hes good in my book

[sullen pawn]

ok but alpha also said bsaically the same thing on that same day

in dms

[west path]

ban him

[frank latch]

the Bowistan continent doesn't reach up into the upper parts of the northern hemisphere to the poles.

[alpine raft]

why do you think my name is not nekcrop

[rose cape]

so it's smaller than 15km/pixel?

or

[brittle gust]

How does that change the fact that you listen to Fakher

[west path]

why would he listen to fakher

[frank latch]

It goes up to like Ireland and/or Scotland

[brittle gust]

It's 5Km²

[sullen pawn]

u said the same thing

that day

[frank latch]

no

[rose cape]

i thought bow changed it

[sullen pawn]

u said no one takes me serious in game room because im shit at hosting

[brittle gust]

I did?

[rose cape]

so the planet is bigger then

[brittle gust]

I don't remember, I might've

[sullen pawn]

alpha did

[brittle gust]

Ahh okay

[frank latch]

sure then?

[brittle gust]

Bow when are you making a new mw

[west path]

GRAVITY IN BOWISTAN IS OVER

[rose cape]

so it sits between the frigid zone and the equator in this new, larger planet

[brittle gust]

With dragons and magic in it

[frank latch]

when Bowistan ends

[brittle gust]

When is it ending

[west path]

@rose cape BREAKING NEWS

[frank latch]

how

[west path]

BRZYKNAN UNIVERSITIES COLLAPSE

DUE TO INCREASED GRAVITY

IN THE NEW BOWISTAN WORLD UPDATE

[rose cape]

the continent

[frank latch]

the northest the continent should be is where the UK is at

that's it

[rose cape]

the top of the uk

or the bottom

[frank latch]

top

[west path]

top because vogalia is scotland

[brittle gust]

Guys, opinion on this map?

[rose cape]

so 60°N

[frank latch]

9.5/10

[west path]

what does this change

[frank latch]

it goes pretty hard

[alpine raft]

guys

[brittle gust]

Why not 10

[west path]

im quitting bowistan its too unrealistic ngl

[alpine raft]

im currently watching penguinz0 describe the logistics of a world record attemptee

this is very entertaining

[frosty drum]

Hi

[brittle gust]

Would you change your mind if I said it has a hurricane/storm that sweeps across the entire continent for every 10 years

10 days

My bad

10 days

@frank latch ?

[frank latch]

10 is unachievable

10 is literally perfect

absolutely nothing wrong with it

[brittle gust]

Why not 9.9

[frank latch]

impossible

[frank latch]

parts of the map do seem a bid weird. Like the way the mountains are depicted

looks harsh

[brittle gust]

Which ones

[rose forge]

tf is the climate on this planet

[brittle gust]

The ones in the far east or far west

[brittle gust]

Evil

[rose forge]

Throw in eccentric orbit as well :P

[spring bison]

why did I have a dream about ww2

[frank latch]

They're not all bad

[frank latch]

because Brazil fought

[spring bison]

no like

the map and fronts were moving

[brittle gust]

The highstorms only blow from east to west so the settlements are all built to accommodate that

Everyone has stone houses

[frank latch]

HOI IV is a part of you now

[spring bison]

and there was literally someone narrating the story

[frank latch]

that was God

[brittle gust]

The ones in the far east are mostly hills with unlivable climatew

Used to be a kingdom there

With blue skinned humans

[frank latch]

what is this map for?

[rose forge]

avatar

[frank latch]

Smurfs

[brittle gust]

Funny story, they have blue skin cus apparently one of their queens became a moon for a day or a week and had fun with a blue moon

[sullen pawn]

CHAT

[cunning niche]

?

[brittle gust]

I'm glad you asked

[sullen pawn]

is this fire

[rose cape]

bowistan being 4 times the size of the earth is cray zee

[cunning niche]

All water

[rose cape]

real 😔

[sullen pawn]

it cnat be all water

[cunning niche]

We need a bowistan expansion pack

[rose cape]

hurricanes gonna be crazy

[frank latch]

Amazting trying not to take something unbelievably seriously or out of proportion

[sullen pawn]

hurricanes and monsoons would anihilate any chance for coastal habitance

[rose cape]

buddy you are the one who made the scale 🤫

[sullen pawn]

unles..

[rose forge]

what

[frank latch]

YOU FORCED ME TO

[cunning niche]

@frank latch

[sullen pawn]

bow.. isnt a hyper nerd and didnt consider weather

[frank latch]

Bowistan will not be expanded

[rose cape]

you wanted it to be above the equator 🥱

[frank latch]

sorry

[spring bison]

what the fuck

[frank latch]

yUHN;

385U1

AKBLJA;KDFKJHLIO;

[cunning niche]

Why?

[brittle gust]

It probably is just a folktale

[frank latch]

Brzykna falls

[brittle gust]

probably

[frank latch]

Mainly cus I don't want the map war to last forever

[brittle gust]

Wait until bro hears Greek mythology

[west path]

gravity going crazy rn

[frank latch]

and beacuse I don't want to change the map

[spring bison]

I did btw

[rose forge]

I doubt it

[west path]

@frank latch THIS ISNT 95% WATER

YOU SCAMMED ME

I QUIT

[frank latch]

I'm just gonna go away

[cunning niche]

You should add a few small islands due to underwater volcanic activity

[brittle gust]

I doubt what you say cus they have magic fairies that pop out from another world when something happens

[rose cape]

bowistan still wouldnt be the largest terrestrial planet

[brittle gust]

Like when you get angry

[rose cape]

it is

within a reasonable value in terms of size

[rose forge]

there's already some small islands tho?

[cunning niche]

Manneva is the smallest planet

[rose forge]

uncolonized as well

[cunning niche]

Does volcanic activity ever stop?

Im saying like in the future or during the mw

[rose forge]

Well bow could just say all volcanic activity still beneath the water

It takes atleast centuries for a new island to surface

[brittle gust]

My attempt to indoctrinate someone into the stormlight archive has epicly failed

[rose forge]

unless cataclysmic eruption happens

[brittle gust]

I shall try another day

[rose forge]

https://www.newsweek.com/japan-volcano-vanish-niijima-island-pacific-ocean-1882196#:~:text=Niijima Island made headlines worldwide,9%2C Newsweek reported last year.

[west path]

@cunning niche who is gorbik and why is he a conqueror

[rose forge]

it sunk 😔

[hollow garden]

The Stormlight archive is a beautiful story

I have not read it

[brittle gust]

YOU R

[hollow garden]

but I get that vibe from it

[brittle gust]

Damn it

[cunning niche]

@crayfish cab explain

[brittle gust]

Did you read the sample

[hollow garden]

What is gorbik

[west path]

so can you btw

[hollow garden]

Will you be disappointed if I tell the truth

[brittle gust]

No

[hollow garden]

No 😔

[west path]

oh gorbik is just what crayfish calls himself

[cunning niche]

@shut mulch only can explain the gorbik lore

[brittle gust]

I'm half sad and half relieved for you

[gilded harbor]

Whar

Qwas being active

[brittle gust]

You'd have had to go through five books with 1000+ pages each

With two novellas

[west path]

i figured it out

its those dumbass things from kenshi

[brittle gust]

Yessir

[cunning niche]

No

[brittle gust]

Does anyone have some short book I can read in a week

[brittle gust]

I have nothing to do for a week

[cunning niche]

The Green book

By gaddafi

[hollow garden]

Does it explain the concept of Jamahiriya

[brittle gust]

It should preferably be 400-500 mages minimum

[alpine raft]

well

[hollow garden]

Damn you read 400 pages in a week?

You are a big reader nolt

[alpine raft]

i dont know any book with 400 to 500 mages

[brittle gust]

More

[hollow garden]

I guess I do too

[alpine raft]

but if you want pages

[brittle gust]

I said minimum

[hollow garden]

when I'm really invested in a story

[alpine raft]

id recommend the bible

[west path]

so true

[sullen pawn]

how do i colonize land

[brittle gust]

Not the best story

I've read it

[hollow garden]

@brittle gust have you read the harry potter novels

[frank latch]

that story can be pretty messed up at times...

[alpine raft]

i havent read it

[hollow garden]

Alien

[alpine raft]

is it like religious fanfic

[brittle gust]

I've been told I'd read much better books than Harry Potter, I've watched the movies tho

[west path]

why are you in america

[hollow garden]

ah

[west path]

do you even have colonization

[sullen pawn]

ITS 1457

[sullen pawn]

idk 👽

[rose cape]

@west path btw the gravity would be more than earth but not so much more that it would kill all life

16.88 m/s^2

[sullen pawn]

france and england have begun colinization though

[west path]

5 million vogalian mud huts were destroyed in this event

💔

[rose forge]

double it

[brittle gust]

No it's an anthropology by different authors split into two parts, the new and old testament. The second testament was written like AGES after the first one so there's a lot of changes

[rose forge]

that is still mass extinction btw

[brittle gust]

Ezekiel 23...

[rose forge]

increasing the gravity from Earth to thet

[rose cape]

yeah but we are assuming life in bowistan evolved in such a way to withstand it 🤫

[alpine raft]

so new testament is the religious fanfic

old testament is the actual book

[rose forge]

So ur saying bowistan is long after the gravity apocalypse?

[alpine raft]

new testament is a fanmade dlc

[rose cape]

bowistan is a different planet

[brittle gust]

I mean, a lot of the fans of the first one did not like it

But like

New fans LOVED it

[rose cape]

which is 4x the surface arae

[frank latch]

@rose cape map not to scale*

[gilded harbor]

Heart of Darkness

[rose forge]

oki

[alpine raft]

yeah

[hollow garden]

What is this

[rose cape]

what does this mean 👽

[alpine raft]

but sometimes you gotta broaden your audience

[frank latch]

not to scale

[rose cape]

which map

[alpine raft]

cant keep the niche style writing yk

[brittle gust]

Is this some ACOTAR shit

[frank latch]

Bowistan..

[rose cape]

what projection is it

[frank latch]

WHY DO YOU WANT TO KNOW

[rose cape]

and you have already said the km/pixel

[rose cape]

it matters 🤫

[frank latch]

FOR WHAT PURPOSE

[brittle gust]

Just say, "the god of Bowistan thought it's be funny so it happened" everytime he says that

[rose cape]

empty the compartments of your pantaloons

[frank latch]

blud forgot we're in America

[rose cape]

blud forgot we're in england