🎲game-room

[wild mason]

Hood morning

[rose cape]

is this true? https://youtube.com/watch?v=pEc1sf_CjhY

[frank latch]

I don't think that Banana deserved that fate

[vital latch]

roblox da hood

🤮

[wild mason]

DMs btw

[frank latch]

,roll next session, In 2 sesions

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: next session

[frank latch]

@hollow wasp Do you want to join Pat's MW Singeria?

(I'm asking on Pat's behalf btw)

[hollow garden]

I LOVE singeria

All my homies love singeria

[marsh lance]

It might flunk i havent even hosted it yet

I still need to host lavenbruche and baikal seal mw 😢

[hollow garden]

It's ok I'm your biggest glazer pat

[hollow garden]

What is Baikal seal mw

[marsh lance]

Seal war

[hollow garden]

Lavenbruche is the internal mw right

[marsh lance]

Yea

[hollow garden]

Things boutta get real...

The Canadian seals have dominated too long

[wild mason]

P

[west path]

HES EVIL HE WOULD EAT MY HARVESTS

[west path]

this critter would steal cheese from my cupboards

[vital latch]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 14

[vital latch]

,roll 20 win fish map war

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 5

[vital latch]

I lose

,roll 20 but I win

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 6

[vital latch]

I lose

,roll 6 I said win

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 1

[vital latch]

I lose

,roll 20 WIN!!!

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 10

[vital latch]

[marsh lance]

Ok, this critter is adorable

[prime compass]

Baikal

[marsh lance]

No seals will be harmed in the making of baikal seal mw, they are playing a really big game of freeze tag

They will all recieve one big fish each afterwards for their participation

https://tenor.com/view/seal-baikalseal-nerpa-cute-gif-27364097

[prime compass]

Cute

[covert citrus]

where’s the 5 mil

,roll 20 Win

[haughty inlet]

official_goose

:game_die: You rolled 4

[frank latch]

Look at this idiot

[prime compass]

1 day after I start talking

~bt i hate brzykna

[hardy saffron]

@prime compass: I don't like early flowers.

[hollow wasp]

@marsh lance did you ping me about the mapwar? I saw a ping but couldn’t find it

[frank latch]

I did

I was asking if you wanted to join it
right?

[hollow wasp]

I do yeah

[frank latch]

Would you like to join the server for it as well?
It will ping you for sessions

[hollow wasp]

Like a server or a game forum?

[frank latch]

server

[prime compass]

Server

[hollow wasp]

On discord right?

[prime compass]

Yes

[frank latch]

ye

[hollow wasp]

Ok sounds good. Is it running yet?

[frank latch]

Singeria is a part of it

[frank latch]

yes

[hollow wasp]

Mind inviting me?

[frank latch]

alr

https://tenor.com/view/happy-duck-cute-duck-duck-duck-duck-dancing-duck-duck-dance-gif-5339038368488079993

[hollow wasp]

@west path did you consent to the leaking of this pic?

[frank latch]

I've watched numerous videos about duck consent
I think I know what I'm doing

[hollow wasp]

Crazy 😂

[prime compass]

When hosta

[hollow wasp]

@frank latch what’s the invite code?

[west path]

why must WB gen be so evil

blawg

why is my internet so bad

[hollow wasp]

Blumi you smartass

[west path]

I WANT A FEW LARGE ISLANDS NOT 5 MILLION RANDOM ONES

[hollow wasp]

I hate that 😂

[west path]

IT MIGHT HAVE COOKED ON THIS ONE

[hollow wasp]

Oh nice

Gotta be dwarves Vs elves

[frank latch]

I invited you

[wheat aspen]

this map lowkey looks like a petri dish of mold

[west path]

ok this is peak

[west path]

map gen configurations i used incase anybody wants this

[waxen remnant]

can they add back custom resolution

world generation + custom resolution would actually be so peak

[rose cape]

😱

😱

WORLDBOX DEEP STATE

IT IS REAL

THERE IS A FUCKING WORLDBOX DEEP STATE

@wild mason is this true?

#deleted-worldbox-deep-state

[wheat aspen]

is this like groundbreaking news

[rose cape]

well no

but it's official now

[hollow garden]

Did Amaz just discover the froh mafia

[rose cape]

they have stopped trying to hide it

[wheat aspen]

it has been........

for a little while ......

[rose cape]

.fm

[rose cape]

ok ......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

[wheat aspen]

fire

[rose cape]

wild

[wheat aspen]

im on fire

[rose cape]

wtf

[wheat aspen]

i listen to a lot of music

[rose cape]

wild

[frank latch]

Frank Ocean

[rose cape]

franklin

[hollow garden]

guys I think it's time

Religion mw 2

[vital latch]

I declare war on all who arent me

[hollow garden]

The map and political scene of the kingdom is mostly the same as last time

[hollow garden]

reala..

[hollow garden]

You will choose your religion's features

Your deity, the nature of the deity, the nature of the religion and one doctrine at the start

There are three ways to win this

or not win but like get winning points Ig?

1- spread and conversion
2- conversion of noble houses and high level nobles
3- spirituality and religion development

Is this a bad time to host

[marsh lance]

Im not sure

[wild mason]

I mean

I think it might be better to setup rn

[marsh lance]

Yeah

[wild mason]

Then it is easier to host later

[hollow garden]

True

If anyone wants to set up their religion feel free

@prime compass you critter set it up when you see this message

[wild mason]

So I can choose one from each of the the smaller things, but what about the big list?

[hollow garden]

The 31 list is for doctrines/tenets
You can choose as many as you like but anything above 3 and the effect of all of your doctrines start getting weaker and weaker

[vital latch]

mystical
polytheism
cosmic balance, miricle and prophesy, prosperity gospel, transende of the flesh

[hollow garden]

What name?

[vital latch]

what god was I again?

[hollow garden]

Stars

[hollow garden]

Why is the quality of the gods one ass

[wild mason]

Collective Unity, Transcend the Flesh, The Infinite Cycle, Soul Purification, Cosmic Balance
Gnostic
Zealous
Goddess of light I think

[vital latch]

Nebulism sounds funny

[west path]

these elves managed to survive dwarvish forces by literally moving themselves into another continent

pretty crazy

[wild mason]

I still cant see the words

[west path]

what the fuck

[prime compass]

What

[vital latch]

john

[wild mason]

i feel like i just went to heaven

i FINALLY got my big toenail even after like

4 years

no more ingrown

[prime compass]

God of War
Sacred texts, Divine trials, Sacred Warfare
Monotheism
Militant

[wild mason]

Wars are ephemeral

Souls are Eternal

[prime compass]

What does that Mean

Ephemeral

[wild mason]

Short-Lived

[prime compass]

😢

Why you critize

[wild mason]

Basically

[wild mason]

Evanescent or Epheremeral are both fancy words for short-lived

[prime compass]

Last time klez hosted this all qevie did was attack me

[hollow garden]

@vital latch

This is the mystic powers

[hollow garden]

Is there anything you want to add specifically to your theology

[prime compass]

Im leanin more on mystic

[hollow garden]

no it's not a choice

[west path]

holy shit this guy has killed a white mage and an evil mage

[prime compass]

Dictator

[hollow garden]

You gain access to them if you pick the nature of the religion

[prime compass]

Ok which do I get

[hollow garden]

Is this confusing

[prime compass]

A bit

[hollow garden]

I mean like you see there is mystical and esoteric right

[hollow garden]

Each of them says that you access their power list

That's the power list

[prime compass]

Militant

I mean im god of war

[hollow garden]

What name?

[prime compass]

Doesnt mean i have to make a hyper militist state

[wild mason]

Muridanism

[prime compass]

Murderanism

@hollow garden are you hosta

[hollow garden]

As a gnostic religion

You can choose either the mystical or esoteric tree

[hollow garden]

I'm setting it up

Wrong screenshot

[prime compass]

Like how you set me up and got me arrested?

[hollow garden]

yes

[wild mason]

It is obviously gonna be esoteric...

[prime compass]

Wow

[hollow garden]

Belemin

Your religion

[prime compass]

Yes

[hollow garden]

The path of the mystic allows one to see many secrets 🤫

[hollow garden]

Alr

damn full martial

War cult

[prime compass]

Im god of war

What you expect

[wild mason]

#1313916086030303232 message

[prime compass]

Blank

[hollow garden]

Is the name arceuism

or what is the name of the religion

[prime compass]

Uhh

[noble cradle]

Slurs

[wild mason]

Sad. It's a couple of important polls

[prime compass]

Can you vote for me

Send screenshot

[wild mason]

It's pills in the game room server 💔💔

It's pills in the game room server 💔💔

It's pills in the game room server 💔💔

Polls

[hollow garden]

@wild mason
#1313916086030303232 message

[prime compass]

Uhhhh yeah Arceuism

Isshinism

[hollow garden]

This depends more on what you want to do

[prime compass]

Senpouism

[hollow garden]

You can bring back an mw

[prime compass]

Apeism

[prime compass]

Yes

[humble orchid]

Hola

[prime compass]

Uhhh middle

[humble orchid]

Hello

[prime compass]

Yo

[west path]

Wait syncretic is goated if you can get a reliable teammate

[prime compass]

@wild mason does this mean less delzara

[noble cradle]

What is ilkerra

Illkara

[prime compass]

Youre gonna Team on me again wont you

[humble orchid]

;ping:

[humble orchid]

:PING:

Ña eat

[wild mason]

What

[humble orchid]

Brother you

[waxen remnant]

@humble orchid stop

[hollow garden]

@humble orchid what is the critter doing

[prime compass]

https://tenor.com/view/sisyphus-rael-gif-943215023730044045

This is my people facing qevas onslaught in 1st session btw

Tornado!

Tsunami!

Followed by an earthquake

[hollow garden]

Are you still going with the warrior of liberation thing

If so

I will add the chosen one doctrine to you

[humble orchid]

What merry

[prime compass]

Without..side effect?

Because we so best friend 🥺

[hollow garden]

A mw Blumi hosted for a bit

[prime compass]

Please Monsieur klez

[hollow garden]

no 👽

[prime compass]

I kinda need this

[noble cradle]

Insane

[hollow garden]

Everyone is getting more than 3 anyway

[prime compass]

Ok fine

[hollow garden]

True

[shut mulch]

@humble orchid what is your favorite sticker

[hollow garden]

YOU are cool

[prime compass]

The Warrior of Liberation

In blood soaked battlefields and a blazing sun, he awakenes!!

[wild mason]

Yeah.

[hollow garden]

I changed some things to make religions themselves and the politics of the kingdom much more intriguing

[wild mason]

Hpld on

[west path]

3 million sharknados

[prime compass]

Ok interetsing

[hollow garden]

So the players don't just fight to eternity

[prime compass]

Real!

[prime compass]

Qeva and amaz teaming on me last session

[wild mason]

@noble cradle this was it

I feel like a kinda fucked up by ending it so early

[noble cradle]

Ah

[hollow wasp]

Where is the invite sorry, I’m not the best with this kind of thing

Jesus blumi explain it rather than being a smartass with the emojis

[humble orchid]

Sabe hablar Español

[wild mason]

I messaged you 👽

I know what you want

Did Discord hide the message as a request

[west path]

i ought to get working on the worldbuilding MW more

i need it to actually start shaping up as one

[hollow wasp]

Yep thanks 👍

[rose cape]

14 - cosmic balance
3 - Animism
8 - Pragmatical
God of Time

[wild mason]

@frank latch Does this feel right

[wild mason]

Rore as a whole

[balmy epoch]

ngl i feel like that area i used to control would have a bit more

very concentrated at the coast

[marsh lance]

Is this the poorest island blumi

[wild mason]

Im ean they don't have much of a choice but to be on the coast

The mountains are

[wild mason]

It would be this island but that is only technically because it is used for weather tracking and research as a well as a military base.

[frank latch]

I feel like the cities would be more south ngl
Like instead of the north, more south.

[wild mason]

This would be the actual poorest island

[wild mason]

Cities in the swamps 💔

[marsh lance]

Are there any civilians living there like the kind in those military bases in america

[wild mason]

Lousianaa

[frank latch]

Florida:

[wild mason]

OK

I shifted the population center

[rose cape]

@hollow garden @cunning niche when are you bringing back the UAR

[frank latch]

I also felt like the interior would be a lot less populated
but it seems more accurate now

[rose cape]

this island:

[frank latch]

But I also don't know what's changed since Manneva

so

[rose cape]

(it is a toxic wasteland)

[wild mason]

I feel kinda evil rn

https://tenor.com/view/skyrim-the-elder-scrolls-oblivion-morrowind-maiq-the-liar-gif-17891837264080659990

[west path]

Erm akshua-

[prime compass]

No klez mw..

[wild mason]

Kleznam. die,.d

[prime compass]

https://tenor.com/view/jujutsu-kaisen-jjk-itadori-yuji-gif-11174382443021543041

[spring bison]

can we kill this guy with hammers

🤫

you just suck btw

[hollow garden]

Fuck you 😔

I saved sordland

And passed a VERY dictatorial constitution

Sordland was about to become great

[spring bison]

not as fascist as mine btw

[hollow garden]

I hope kibner gets power

I want them bluds suffering

[rose cape]

khmer

[hollow garden]

I don't know

I'm actually starting to hate the bludish people

because of this

[hollow garden]

Ur a sweat

[spring bison]

did you do NFP bergia and military status

[hollow garden]

I removed the governor then the special zone

What's the military status

[spring bison]

you suck

[hollow garden]

You mean the dam thing?

[spring bison]

removing special zone is so anti-fascist

[hollow garden]

YOU suck

[spring bison]

pro-blud politician

[hollow garden]

hiii tcamper

[spring bison]

hey

[spring bison]

YOU suck

[hollow garden]

no it's General discussion about games

#🌋worldbox-chat

Is for worldbox only

btw you probably shouldn't say that

N word bypassing isn't allowed in the server

well yeah

That's how general is

Swear and curses are allowed

But not slurs

[hollow garden]

in basically every discord ever?

[wild mason]

Stop before you get yourself banned 😭

[hollow garden]

It's used freely but it's a pejorative term against mentally inept people

[spring bison]

its been just a few days

[hollow garden]

stop saying them please though

or you will get cooked

[spring bison]

there are like 4 clans already

[hollow garden]

There are?

[spring bison]

or its just testing idk

[hollow garden]

The mods

Whatcha know about suzerain

[spring bison]

#deleted-worldbox-deep-state

[hollow garden]

The ivan one is a test

[wild mason]

Mice Club

[hollow garden]

I'm pretty sure

[hollow garden]

Mice

are

Nice

[spring bison]

there is the admins, knights of ivalice, worldbox deep state and smth smth idk

[hollow garden]

It's a game where you are a president of a nation called sordland

And you direct the fate of the nation

It's basically a political visual sim

😔

What is it

MA2?

Oh that

I think I played it before

Did he get banned

Unreal

[marsh lance]

LEBRONNN

[hollow garden]

@marsh lance pat are you a southern

you use southern slang I think

[marsh lance]

In bowistan? HELL NO!!

[marsh lance]

Oh no im from indiana

[hollow garden]

Based

[marsh lance]

What southern slang do i use

[hollow garden]

but I mean America wise

[spring bison]

any mws

[hollow garden]

Whatcha y'all
The two cornerstones of southern american

[hollow garden]

Yes

Religion mw

[marsh lance]

Etrue but this is used across the entire united states

[hollow garden]

but like everyone uses y'all?

[spring bison]

im literally murdering you btw

[prime compass]

NOW?

[spring bison]

we need a sordland mw

[wild mason]

Where am I

[spring bison]

ill play as the BFF btw

[hollow garden]

Truer words have never been said

[prime compass]

Ofc zis guy ignore me

[spring bison]

🤫

[hollow garden]

That's up to you to decide

[hollow garden]

Not yeta!

[hollow garden]

I will be rumburg

[prime compass]

https://tenor.com/view/vince-mcmahon-vince-mcmahon-meme-vince-no-no-no-way-gif-7797789826061351147

[hollow garden]

and I will support you

[prime compass]

When.

[hollow garden]

Yullak bluderat

[spring bison]

did google get less optimized or smth what the fuck

[prime compass]

@hollow garden when

[hollow garden]

Belemin you really make me die by asking when

I will DIE

[prime compass]

You make me die by not hosting

I will DIE

If there is no mw in the next 2 weeks

So, I ask again, whem hosta?

@hollow garden

[cerulean siren]

Manneva 2nd hemisphere

[noble cradle]

https://tenor.com/view/birb-birds-bird-gif-26303690

[pine copper]

cough

[wild mason]

~bt

[hardy saffron]

@wild mason: very funny

[pine copper]

Who renamed it to jolly wordlbot

@wild mason btw why’d you never give my territory back from Venus when you thought I sent tea to start a revolution?

[wild mason]

What

[pine copper]

Let me look in dms rq

[wild mason]

I'm going to guess it is probably because you were just trying to abuse adding another player for your own interests

[frosty drum]

E

[wild mason]

RORE IS DONE @rapid ibex !!!!!!!!!!

[noble cradle]

@balmy epoch why do you operate this account

[spring bison]

syndicalist and anarchist

500 IQ move tbh

[noble cradle]

Paying for nitro too lol

[wild mason]

https://youtu.be/qWobKo1zqGQ This goes hard and you reminded me of it

[spring bison]

the so called anarchist supporting the government

the so called syndicalist supporting a big company

[wraith quarry]

THE RED ALLIANCE IN AMERICA

KILL IT

KILL IT

COMMIES

DIE

DIE

COMMIES

ALL COMMIES MUST DIE

[spring bison]

oh yeah and also he is a satanist but also an atheist

500 IQ tbh

then he just threw in pro-choice because why not

[frosty drum]

@sullen pawn declare war on the green alliance in america

[wild mason]

is that u

[noble cradle]

No because defata doesn't own Weights

[pine copper]

I’m the outlet

[balmy epoch]

not me

[pine copper]

Hey don’t hate the playah, hate the game

[west path]

@sullen pawn

[sullen pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/взгляд-2000-ярдов-война-war-soldier-gif-3632617944134077161

[marsh lance]

Rimworld tribal start try not to be literally impossible

[waxen remnant]

#1315421191791444018 message @midnight ocean nvm got it figured out

[frosty drum]

Ok chat so I downloaded 13 star wars memes and am about to post them slowly onto the server

[wild mason]

JUST ONE MORE COUNTRY TO DO

[noble cradle]

Nobody is oppressing the Bluds

Nobody ordered the massacre at Izzam

Nobody is behind the deep state

@west path @hollow garden

@spring bison too

[quick idol]

do they really deserve rights if they're called fucking "bluds"

[spring bison]

PREACH

PREACH

PREACH

[stable kettle]

what is a blud

[frosty drum]

Thats more lies from the deepstate

[quick idol]

Idk

[quick idol]

people from that one game @spring bison and alpha like

I think they'd benefit from changing their name

[hollow bobcat]

North too sparse

Bad

[noble cradle]

Suzerain Wiki

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Suzerain Wiki
Bludish people
Leke
Mansoun Leke, a Sordish independent politician of Bludish descent.
Bludish people, known colloquially as Bluds, are an ethnic group native to the region of Bludia in eastern Merkopa which spans southwestern Sordland (East Bludia/Bergia), northeastern Wehlen (West Bludia), northwestern Lespia and southeastern Rumburg. The Bludish speak the Bludish language, a language unrelated to the languages of its neighbors.

The Bludish do not constitute a majority in any country, making them a stateless people. In many countries, the Bludish are often persecuted or discriminated by many in their countries of residence — particularly among Sordish and Wehzek Bluds. In recent history, Bludish separatism and nationalism has been on the rise, namely due to the Bludish Freedom Front's war against Sordland, Wehlen and Lespia. Other Bludish movements, particularly in Sordland, have seeked greater recognition, autonomy, and reconciliation.

History
The first-known Bludish state was the Duchy of Bludia, which was later conquered by the Markians. (Citation needed)

Culture
They have adopted various linguistic and religious elements from the Sordish and Wehzek cultural groups, with no remarkable traits of their own. Most religious Bludish people follow Golcondism, a fundamentalist branch of Wruhecism. However, Bludish Golcondism differs with Derdian Golcondism, particularly with respect to violence.

[noble cradle]

Not really people btw

[quick idol]

holy yap

[stable kettle]

ok

[quick idol]

"Citation needed" what citation is needed 😭

[noble cradle]

As in the bludish aren't people

The bluds should be destroyed

[stable kettle]

I agree

[noble cradle]

Smolak the goat

[stable kettle]

W Markians

[quick idol]

almost spoiled the game

[quick idol]

also you literally called them people in that smh decide

[pine copper]

@quick idol you should buy hoi4

[quick idol]

I prefer hoi6

[pine copper]

I bet you do 💀

[spring bison]

@prime compass @marsh lance @hollow garden important vote btw

just wanted to see if yall would be interested

[spring bison]

@west path @brittle gust @frank latch yall too

(im ignoring some votes btw 🤫 )

[stable kettle]

I wonder

[frank latch]

what votes are you ignoring

and what is this for?

[spring bison]

ww1

[frank latch]

ah
I see

but what votes will you be ignoring?

[frank latch]

I would vote the 2nd option
but I feel like it's going to be exploited to get Dornburg to dominate and rule the world...

[spring bison]

they might get too radical and accidentally destroy dornburg instead

considering we have some 500 IQ people here some dumb or hyper aggressive decision can happen

[frank latch]

true...

[spring bison]

decafa and georgv

[frank latch]

understandable

[spring bison]

its 1/1 rn

[spring bison]

it will probably be a long war that would end in the destruction of the dornish economy because they mobilized 100% of the economy and used all the gold reserves

[frank latch]

this is odd...

[prisma flame]

maryland recognition? real?

ill take any recognition i can get

[spring bison]

GAW Map

[dull wing]

I love this video whoever first made this I need another one please

Was it you doonyer?

[spring bison]

1910's Election Map
Pink: Nationalism
Yellow: Moderatism/Centrism
Blue: Liberalism
Cyan: Radical Liberalism
Dark Blue: Conservatism
Red: Bakovism (Proto-Socialist)

[frank latch]

it's incredibly diverse

[spring bison]

Army Doctrine (not actually im just throwing names around 🤫 )
Dark Blue: Professionalism
Yellow: Mixed
Green: Conscription Based
Cyan: Classic Army/Militia

remade it

[quick idol]

hoi7 fan detected 😭

[pine copper]

No offense to you hoi6 nerds, but hoi7 is literally the far superior game of the series

[frosty drum]

I ENCOUNTERED A WARPER IN SUBNAUTICA FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER

[frank latch]

bruh
hoi6 is outdated and overrated
hoi10
now that's peak gameplay

[sullen pawn]

my only issue with hoi10 is how it shamelessly copies the economics system from EU12, despite the fact that they are totally differetn time perioids

[frank latch]

that's fair

but it's still fun to play

[sullen pawn]

true

[wraith quarry]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/W-x9d-nhal4

🔥

this is why we need to do fentanyl

[pine copper]

https://tenor.com/view/buzz-lightyear-woody-toy-story-dap-gif-26636801

My man

[hollow bobcat]

@frank latch Host when

[brave gorge]

never

[prime compass]

2nd

[frosty drum]

Fallout New Vegas Is Mid AF

[balmy epoch]

I’m starting a new city

what should I call it

[wild mason]

Didn't you just start one yesterday

Also call it something that starts with H

[balmy epoch]

fell asleep

[balmy epoch]

If I had a desert map I’d do Halab

[noble cradle]

Gn

[midnight ocean]

what if I shot you 5 times

[rose cape]

tie

[midnight ocean]

the journey of acnaqopolis continues. As the city recovers from the great poop water pandemic, things begin to return to normal, however the amount of dead bodies from the pandemic have led to a new crises of deathcare and mass abandonment, as traffic continues to be a prevalent issue.

[wild mason]

Can we have an aerial view

[midnight ocean]

im working on adding a new highway branch that goes directly to downtown as well as diverting the flow of industrial vehicles

[balmy epoch]

why is yours so shapey

mine is a giant grid

[midnight ocean]

👽

I get told I make too many squared and when I change it up people say its not square enough

[balmy epoch]

not saying it’s bad

[midnight ocean]

thanks

[balmy epoch]

overall it looks pretty good

[midnight ocean]

this is probably one of my best looking cities so far ngl

[balmy epoch]

tho I usually like putting the industry in a separate section from the entire city

with its own access to a highway

[midnight ocean]

I used to do this but I think thats bad for traffic so I tried putting it closer this time around

[balmy epoch]

that map looks limiting in size tho so it doesn’t matter as much

[midnight ocean]

that too yeah

[rose cape]

~bt

[midnight ocean]

honestly its overall shape is misleading because this is what it looks like close up

[hardy saffron]

@rose cape: I heard they were doing a lot and when I arrived they said there was room.

[rose cape]

too square

[midnight ocean]

@balmy epoch

[wild mason]

Stroad s

[balmy epoch]

peak btw

[midnight ocean]

stroads my beloved

[balmy epoch]

I’ve tried getting rid of stroads but it’s in my blood to build them

[midnight ocean]

same

Ill put down some metros and maybe a monorail and cable car line though once I have the money and time

that should solve a lot of the issues with my current setup if I can do it right

[rose cape]

@balmy epoch why do you like manhattan

are you a new york fan

[noble cradle]

~bt

[hardy saffron]

@noble cradle: Next Anacolopoli. When the city came out of heavy pollution, things returned to normal, but as the traffic returned to normal, the number of deaths raised a new problem: I had many questions. They are dead, but they are still alive.

[balmy epoch]

no

[noble cradle]

@midnight ocean is this true

[midnight ocean]

no

[balmy epoch]

I haven’t unlocked public transport yet

I gotta get the snowfall dlc soon tho trams are a must have

[noble cradle]

Anacolopoli doesn't have a zombie epidemic ?

[rose cape]

#🎲game-room message

[midnight ocean]

I feel like I could fr put a roundabout here but idk how to do it

[noble cradle]

@midnight ocean also where is your prison

[noble cradle]

When are you remaking downtown Detroit

Or north little Rock

[balmy epoch]

Arkans ASS

[noble cradle]

Nop

[rose cape]

bro is a fake american

crazy

[midnight ocean]

ok the new highway fixed the traffic a bit but im still having some issues primarily with not having enough trash incinerators and civilian traffic is still rough in central areas

should I go for public transit first or save up for incinerators

ok im getting incinerators theres so much garbage

[balmy epoch]

Incinerators

easily

[midnight ocean]

okay somehow theres pollution again but I cant find the source

[wild mason]

Do you have like

A morgue

[midnight ocean]

I have a graveyard yes

💀

thats how you know this is america

[oak leaf]

Real

[midnight ocean]

added a ferry line honestly its mostly for looks but hopefully it does a little bit to solve transportation problems until I get a metro set up

[oak leaf]

Not enough educated workers

[midnight ocean]

also America maxxing there

[oak leaf]

If you want it to me more accurate make the traffic worse

And add only parking lots

[midnight ocean]

access to education has gotten a bit worse due to poor traffic

and I havent built enough high schools or a univerity

[oak leaf]

Sounds accurate

[wild mason]

Well it's a lost cause make it all slums

[bleak jolt]

كلب

[rose cape]

you're evicted

[bleak jolt]

why and who and how

[rose cape]

because
me
force

[bleak jolt]

oh

maybe that sounds bad

[midnight ocean]

why are metros so expensive wtf this is literally my shortest connection too

[west path]

because god said so

remember you can always fix traffic with more lanes

or major roads

[west path]

build them closer to the areas where people need it

if services are closer to their area they wont drive to the other parts of the city

[rose forge]

Just have everything be dirt road :P

cheap

[west path]

they killed the orcs mane

and are killing the elves

[west path]

well in the case of the orcs

i killed them with mush spores

[midnight ocean]

I added a roundabout @west path if this doesnt work im never taking european city design seriously again

it immediately got clogged up and traffic became 5% worse thats crazy

ok its gotten a little bit better and im probably just gonna keep it because it looks cool anyway

for some reason I cant connect this specific metro station to my route idk why

[west path]

these help steering out of congested areas

if it was a low traffic area thats a fumble

[midnight ocean]

it was a high traffic area why do you think the traffic is so high

it was a major intersection between my major roads

[west path]

too little lanes

[west path]

so the roundabout helps

[midnight ocean]

Of course the european comes crawling back to truely effective american engineering

[midnight ocean]

it literally didnt change anything besides looking neat

maybe its like a little bit better on average but its hard to tell

[west path]

tbf theyre for medium traffic

[wild mason]

Does anyone here need anything

[midnight ocean]

alien ass question

were not customers at a restaurant

[wild mason]

I'm trying to work for my wages instead of taking handouts for the rich.
I am going to write a manifesto about how casino punishes hard work and how I can prove them wrong.

[midnight ocean]

everyone knows that theres no real way to get good money unless you already have good money

[midnight ocean]

I need another session of Ikella btw

[wild mason]

** if I do bring it back it's not gonna be for a while

[west path]

communist

its literally a casino

[west path]

menterr jumpscare

@midnight ocean did you get addicted to cities skylines

[midnight ocean]

normal amount

[west path]

buddy Noita is the promised land what are you doing

[midnight ocean]

noita is painful

its like anti addictive

[west path]

then learn how to play it to not make it painful

its like qud classic mode

[midnight ocean]

every loss makes you want to never play again

[wild mason]

You get punished just trying to work. A 3 minute cool down is insane

[west path]

Qud classic mode?

[midnight ocean]

technically the real work is talking in general and levelling up to get better income

[west path]

Real

[midnight ocean]

but yeah the ,work and ,crime commands are useless

[wild mason]

I now have a 14k debt on top of the ten million.

[west path]

gambling fodder

[wild mason]

It will get worse and worse

It all drags you further down

[west path]

turned into 20k with slots 🤑🤑🤑

[wild mason]

It is designed to

[midnight ocean]

slots is so inoptimal

[west path]

lose it all or win it all

if somebody got a slots jackpot with a 300k bet that would be peak

[midnight ocean]

ok genuinely how do I fix the traffic in this area this is purely a road design issue and idk what to do

[west path]

add what all urban planners result in adding

motorway

[midnight ocean]

what is that

I already have metros and busses

[west path]

its road that goes above existing traffic

like literally above

[midnight ocean]

oh true

those are like not really possible to build in this game though

[west path]

shit game

[midnight ocean]

or maybe they are but not in the usual sense

[west path]

👎👎👎

[west path]

🐖🐖🐖🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗🐖🐖

[midnight ocean]

you cant build double decker roads as far as im aware

[west path]

get more large roads

[midnight ocean]

because the supports cant be on the roads

[west path]

you need more arteries

[midnight ocean]

idk hold on let me try

[west path]

so people dont group up into one

[midnight ocean]

yeah you can build roads over other roads but only perpendicularly

[west path]

bad game design?

[midnight ocean]

meh

[west path]

Well acnaq

[midnight ocean]

where is it so common to have roads directly over and going the same direction as other roads

[west path]

Only thing you can do..

is add more lanes.

[west path]

murica

[midnight ocean]

ive never seen that

actually hold on

[west path]

ok but that might help traffic if people can leave off at earlier stops

since it divides it between those two roads

[midnight ocean]

this would be unbeleivably expensive but I think I can do it the other way around by building underground

[west path]

JUST USE A METRO AT THAT POINT

[midnight ocean]

which I have

[west path]

🕊️🕊️🕊️

your city is over

[midnight ocean]

but roads are just more flexible idk

[west path]

ok capitalist pig

🐗🐗🐖🐖🐖🐖🐗🐗🐖🐖🐖🐖

[rose cape]

traffic inducing grid junctions

wild

[hollow garden]

@west path opinion on the new ndemic game

[midnight ocean]

is this a good setup for the metro line (the one on the right doesnt want to work)

[rose cape]

it's almost like you shouldnt make your city a fucking grid

[west path]

not out on pc not interested

[hollow garden]

It looks really mobile game ish

It's turning me off

[midnight ocean]

notice how adding a roundabout dropped average traffic by 5%

[west path]

remember when amazting vouched for segregating traffic based on car and building colors

[midnight ocean]

(traffic efficiency)

[west path]

does this apply to cities skylines

[rose cape]

it doesnt have colors

[rose cape]

i still do

[hollow garden]

@rose cape how could you

[west path]

they peaked with rebel inc

[hollow garden]

I'm very disappointed Amaz

I'm not angry

[rose cape]

because... it's the best strategy

[west path]

can you optimize qancas roads

[hollow garden]

but I didn't expect you to do such things

[wild mason]

That's what you need to do in mini metro. Mixing the colors of cars and buildings makes you less efficient

[rose cape]

qancas

[hollow garden]

did you try rebuilding inc tho

[midnight ocean]

uh oh im starting to get the hundreds of people at the bus stop thing

[wild mason]

Miitprwats

[hollow garden]

We will never know if it's peak

If we don't try it

[west path]

no

[rose cape]

i could

[hollow garden]

how could one hold the right to criticize something

[west path]

do it

[hollow garden]

Without trying it first?

[rose cape]

but acnaq would have to overhaul the whole city

[west path]

by having info on the topic

[hollow garden]

Are your people rioting

[west path]

@midnight ocean would you be willing

[hollow garden]

Is this a riot

[midnight ocean]

idk how much he means by the whole city

because the WHOLE city would be way too much

[west path]

probably zoning and roads

[rose cape]

ok so

first of all

[west path]

might include structures

[rose cape]

main roads

should not be connecting to

the grid

at every block

[midnight ocean]

true...

I can fix that

[wild mason]

Steiads mkment

Streets and roads are not the same

Don't use them as one thing

Dirty commiefornian

[rose cape]

this should just... not exist

there is no reason

to put this

right before a roundabout

[west path]

the roundabout was tacked on

[rose cape]

this whole road should merge into another road earlier or just not exist

like there is literally no reason for its existence

[west path]

15 road blocks wasted and for what

[rose cape]

this should be deleted

it doesn't need to merge in there

[midnight ocean]

is 1 road better than 2 roads??

how

[west path]

in that case yeah

[rose cape]

because this road is flowing into the roundabout anyway

[west path]

less merge points

[midnight ocean]

theres not even any traffic there 👽

[west path]

less merge points

[rose cape]

pov:

[midnight ocean]

thats not the part your suggesting deleting

[west path]

do you see the vision qanca

do not include as many merge points

[midnight ocean]

I have a quicksave so I can do amazes suggestions and see if they work

[west path]

hes suggesting deleting a road that merges into it

[midnight ocean]

if not I can just reload

[west path]

😭😭

[west path]

🐗🐗🐗🐗🐖🐖🐖🐖🐗🐗🐗

[rose cape]

would probably cut these and add a road here

[west path]

Amaz was in mumbai he knows bad traffic

🐖🐖🐖

[rose cape]

me when

do you see the vision

[midnight ocean]

the reason I have two roads was because thats how it was set up in that tutorial video death sent. It looks bad rn because I didnt make it with enough space to make both green

[west path]

who cares do amaztings ideas

[midnight ocean]

ok fine

[rose cape]

and these roads dont need to fucking cross every 2 seconds

[west path]

i love clogged up roads

[rose cape]

activate windows

[west path]

adds to the aesthetic

[west path]

hes never doing that

[midnight ocean]

it literally costs more to activate windows than some decent CPUs btw

unless I do something shady

[west path]

what does activating windows even do

😭

[midnight ocean]

literally just remove the watermark and let you customize stuff better

[rose cape]

arterial asl roads btw

idk why the game doesnt recognize it as traffic

[west path]

microsoft try not to be a shitty company

[midnight ocean]

ok hold on im still getting to your earlier points

[west path]

because the other areas that would flow into it are clogged up

the strat is to have shit roads that dont get clogged up because the other shit roads next to them got clogged up and stopped traffic flow into them

[rose cape]

also let people use this bridge lol

[west path]

@rose cape my suburbs or acnaq grid

where would you rather drive

[rose cape]

neither

[west path]

you have to choose one

one makes you nauseous the other makes driving slower than walking

[rose cape]

i would walk in acnaq's city

safest city for pedestrians

10/10

[west path]

real

[west path]

so many parked cars but for some reason their engines are turned on

[rose cape]

ive seen cars where it turns the engine off when you stop

very cool

[west path]

acnaqomobile

compatible with acnaq city traffic

[rose cape]

1 for the money

2 for the better green

3, 4 methylenedioxymethamphetamine

[west path]

is this affordable in this economy

[rose cape]

yes

i have a delar

[west path]

also did acnaq die

[rose cape]

@midnight ocean come back here little boy

[west path]

im reporting you to the FBI

[midnight ocean]

'

[midnight ocean]

first of all stfu you piece of british sludge second of all I did all of your reccomendations if traffic doesnt get better in a few minutes your done

[west path]

amaz is american

[wild mason]

Why are these still connected

[rose cape]

you didnt follow all of my recommendations 👽

[wild mason]

Think of roads in actual cities

[midnight ocean]

which ones did I miss

[wild mason]

They'd have a barrier between them

[rose cape]

here

you merged into

the smaller road

[wild mason]

One going each way

[rose cape]

😭

[midnight ocean]

its a one way road but real

[rose cape]

and you still are making the main road connect every block

[rose cape]

WHAT

bro...

no

you have to be playing

surely

[midnight ocean]

it was set up that way because it was better for the previous way I had things 🤯

[rose cape]

bro

[wild mason]

You know what would be cool as fuck

[rose cape]

you cant connect a one way road to a roundabout

please

im dying

[wild mason]

Cities skylines with a player managing each part of the city

[midnight ocean]

amaze after all the suggestions he had made things worse 💀

[west path]

wait he was connecting a one way to a roundabout???

😭😭

[rose cape]

nope

you just didnt follow them

👽

[midnight ocean]

literally tell me what here I didnt follow

you can see every one way street here

every road

[rose cape]

random roundabout??

[midnight ocean]

tell me what I didnt do that you said to do

[rose cape]

the thing still connects every block?

[midnight ocean]

its merging the two roads

[west path]

traffic still looks better i think

[rose cape]

👽

[midnight ocean]

you know the thing you told me to do?

[rose cape]

DONT MERGE THESE AT THE 4 WAY INTERSECTION

👽

[west path]

Acnaq wouldnt suffer if he just made the roads two way…

[rose cape]

i didnt say to merge it at a roundabout did i??

[midnight ocean]

I mean surely roundabouts are better in every way than normal straight streets right?

[west path]

what

[rose cape]

wait is the road it's merging into going backwards??

[west path]

roundabouts are there to reduce traffic in large central intersections

[rose cape]

are they both 1 way??

[midnight ocean]

wouldnt merging them anywhere else just create more merge points which you said were bad 👽

[midnight ocean]

what is this guy yapping about

holy shit have I been taking suggestions from a guy with vision issues this whole time

yeah its cooked Im reloading the save

[west path]

acnaqotropolis is doomed 🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️

[west path]

acnaq you need to teach your citizens how to use magic carpets to commute to work

The air has enough space to accomodate traffic

[rose cape]

tell me where it indicates that it's 1 way 🤫

[midnight ocean]

I literally fixed that 👽

what

[rose cape]

this was the image you sent

all the context i had

[west path]

acnaq are you sleep deprived

[midnight ocean]

ok actually fr though on average traffic does seem to have improved modestly by around 5% with amazes suggestions. Idk how many of them really helped and he kinda just seems to want to yell at me because Ive literally just done what hes said and hes acting like I made it worse so

hes also just hallucinating things which doesnt help

[west path]

qanca you need to stare at traffic and see what fucks it up and fix it

rather than ask for help here

unless hb is in chat

he breathes cities skylines

[midnight ocean]

Ok my laptop is currently dead so I can’t play until it recharges

[midnight ocean]

He is literally a grid enjoyer

[west path]

this means he would fix your traffic

whilst keeping it as a grid

[rose cape]

*8%

[midnight ocean]

The screenshot I’m assuming your basing it off of was a low

[rose cape]

get rid of the roundabout and it will be more

[rose cape]

53%

[midnight ocean]

Which one

[midnight ocean]

Yeah it was averaging around 55 so 6%

[rose cape]

also get rid of the roundabout now that i know it's a 1 way

[midnight ocean]

👽

What

I just changed the road to a normal 4 way road

[rose cape]

the roundabout at the bottom

[midnight ocean]

Oh

[rose cape]

set it back to this

[midnight ocean]

So that was actually better?

[rose cape]

es

because it was 1 way

[midnight ocean]

Because 1 way roads are based

[rose forge]

dirt roads better fr

[midnight ocean]

I don’t fully understand them but I know they’re necessary for grid systems

[rose forge]

lets ya control the flow of traffic rather than it bunching up who knows where

[waxen remnant]

why does the ui look like spore

[midnight ocean]

ok now things are starting to look a little bit more functional

[midnight ocean]

reral

[rose cape]

the roundabout is still hell

[midnight ocean]

yeah

I think it was worse when it was a normal crossroads though

[rose cape]

these roads dont need to merge into it btw

[midnight ocean]

ok once my laptop charges Ill delete them

[west path]

acnaq finally saw the vision??

@wild mason whats your opinion on the stardew valley war and how it makes the economy shit

[wild mason]

It's crazy that a pizza costs 1/10 as much as a house

[midnight ocean]

tf going on in stardew valler

[rose cape]

what pizza 👽

[hollow garden]

What pizza is Blumi ordering

and what house is Blumi getting

[west path]

Terrible things

Pelican town struggles

[rose cape]

cheapest house vs most expensive pizza

https://tenor.com/view/walter-white-pizza-breaking-bad-gif-4687882

[wild mason]

Okay so
A pizza is 600 Gil
A house is 10000 Gil
This means good prices are so inflated a pizza in the Ferngill Republic is 6% of a house price. We can also assume Pelican town has it good with lower prices compared to Zuzu City 😭😭

[west path]

what if zuzu city has better goods prices because its less remote 🤔

[rose cape]

most expensive pizza i could find

[wild mason]

Stardew Valley can't be that remote if a short bus ride can get you to Zuzu City in under a day.

[rose cape]

cheapest house i could find was like 70k

so yes

it is realistic

[west path]

Fair point

[west path]

ok but theyre regular pizzas