#🎲game-room
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Russia is cooked
china is joever
What
your navy is capable of taking them, although the war will be violent
china is collapsing
the russian invasion is too strong
huge enirclement incoming??
joseon has fallen
what are their war goals
the war has stalled out
How tf did 19 homeless people start a nation
show the map?
the russians got jack squat
Wow that war was completely useless
they used to be part of a tribe but got colonized
SUNNI LOUISIANA???
Shia florida when
@waxen remnant @silent smelt
is this skillerz humour
No
@wild mason are you the heisenberg?
😱
middle korea vs border korea
korea is back together
@wild mason ohio turned into factories
Yeah... oh mahhh gahhhhhh.,.... memmm
⁶is that ur.. dinner..,, girl,... mouse dinner mm,,
@wild mason you’re hosting in 5 hours right?
Wait what
How is this possible
The CSA already formed
How did they not exist before
thas crazy
honestly
who knows
maybe there were 2 democratic parties
Very funny
maybe the republican party had to come back after the rebellion
I honestly think
Skillerz
You are a pioneer of humor
No no
You have transcended humor
No no
You have become one with humor
real
confederacy try not to lose all their money challenge (impossible)
I'm posting this because Sarcasm
That not what sarcasm is
the south is always doomed without the north
we are simply better
Irl the south was doomed if the civil war lasted years
Which it did
this explains a lot
ohio's gdp is 25% of the confederacy
they arent
I also just realized my computer was in nightlight mode for the last month
It hurts looking at the blue now
unreal
why cant we send voice messages in wb
are they cooked?
Yes
alaska is taken
JUSTICE FOR THE STORMTROOPERS
they were, in fact, cooked
border gore
GIVE OUR STORMTROOPERS BACK THEIR FUCKING AIM
They did in Mandalorian once
T'is why it's goated
@rose cape show world map
@wild mason is this true?
how far goes the game content go
like up until the 1900s or later
mauritania is GONE
thats probably not gonna happen
United sovereign archduchy
👽
Abomination
Why does this game love the confederacy so much
They are a failure
they declared bankruptcy
US TAKE BACK VIRGINIA AND MISSOURI
that didn't happen
all the native american tribes are trapped 😔
eye would you be a georgia sunni
5k shiites in florida
Somali Ethiopia is crazy
ethiopia might become sunni
BASED
Rate
500/10
technically until 1936
Somali domination of Ethiopians when
Harar should invade faster
@west path becoming baron
become emperor instead
on it
Ok hi bow
Hello
Hru hru
alr
I need to take a shower
but I need to brush my hair before I do that
but I don't want to brush my hair
Ok..
biggest discord lie of 2024
you couldn't tell me when you last took a shower I bet
are you going to escape via the royalty ending
@frank latch let me into tee p em cee
Jumping in a pool with brain eating amoebas and 3 bajlillions crocodiles isn't a shower vro
first of all
yes it is
secondly
we have alligators
not crocodiles
I will not be explaining the difference
would you survive with a crocodile?
probably not
crocodiles are more aggressive than alligators
probably I made that my goal
gators are cool
Its way easier and more enjoyable than grinding for a ship
ok now i see why american alligators are less aggressive than crocodiles
@frank latch if you can do this against the croc you win
that's a gator in the picture idiot
that's a croc
do you think that man would be alright if the other croc didnt join in
REAL
who wins
slavic man with a bear
or australian man with an emu bird and kangaroo
australian man
the real top of the food chain...
sorry but yall can befriend a bear
the australian fights the wildlife into submission
The slavic man also has vodka
also he was paid 5$ to fight the australian
which is like
5 bajiliion in slavic money
what wildlife do we need to put into submission when they're already scared of us
the only people slavs can fight is other slavs
Why do you think russia only got defeated by another slavic nation
australian wildlife are simply better
buddy the australian is fighting a slav with vodka
do you think thats winnable
australian wins
hands down
Ok
different scenario
australian breaks the vodka bottle before the slav can drink it
@wraith quarry who wins.
does the slavic person scale the more bottles are broken
and if so would 2 be enough
no
Ok what if the australian allies with the russians, the slavic person is polish AND the australian breaks a vodka bottle before the pole can drink it
@west path why did Poland occupy Iraq
it remains
they offended us
Yep im going to kill you fish
you are wrong and i will prove you wrong
@elder arch im coming for you
no australian will be spared
blame fish
is this peak or mid
mid
ok bro
What is this
treaty to divide the west
Based lililand
mid
the squad
Peak
THEY REALLY JUST REMOVED THE GOOD PART OF THE GAME
@midnight ocean is this a classic aoh3 fumble
Rimworld addict
what
wdym removed its a dlc
that dlc is pointless
its just for if you want or need a smaller map
also a lot of QoL functions are mods so idk why this one was dlc
like
mods made by the developer
I must do better
Dornburg Expansion to the West!!
This is like brzykna
But actually good
WW1
EPP = Edigardian Protection Pact
BSP = Bakovian Security Pact
if there is a late it means they are going to join later in the war
ehat
@wraith quarry what should i do in em cee
idk if i will get MURDERED in the nether
go to the nether
dont bring a shield
shield slows u down
and u die
what
but i spawned in an area with skeleton
wont that get my ass killed
also shields block like uhh
ghast attac
@waxen remnant how many hours does steam say Ive played of rimworld previously
Pls make EPP win
@wraith quarry bundles are peak.
false
BSP has Italy on their side
EPP has DORNBURG
Dornburg really just has tons of gold, silver and coal
not much of a proffesional army
millions in conscripts
Pls make Dornburg great again!
@wraith quarry i have 20 golden carrots am i ready for the nether
@west path go to the nether
yes
no shields
Beautiful
@frank latch is fish trying to kill me
are you guys playing together?
no
@wraith quarry who did you say the one foxhole player is here 👽
im at a fortress
This is fire
am i fried or not
what gear do you have?
Are there… dwarves in this fortress?
only blazes
no
You were supposed to be a hero, Brian! Hmm, I think I like that name
@wraith quarry thoughts on the TPMC stuff?
whar
cool but useless
Okay I should really go to sleep I just played rimworld from 6pm to 7 am
L
the loss is
17 golden carrots
1 gaplle
1 diamond pick
and just a shitton of iron stuff i can get back easily
rip
good morning
Good morning to our glorious leader
its not a terrible loss
i dont really need the diamond pick and i have a mountain near me
so iron can be regained easily
I need this
Dude
I really want to play with these shades all the time
die
Oh
you fell for my tricks
IMMEASURABLE?
well same
only on a switch buddy
Pat declared bankruptcy after buying a new laptop buddy
This is beautiful
ereal
Im only doing MINOR personal expenses
Saving my cash..
shader make everything look good
ok but tbf if i do ark strats and run and loot a nether fortress
I didnt buy the laptop though
except for Fish's builds
So hateful
I will walk in there with nothing but a stone pick, a stone axe and a stone shovel
2 stacks of dirt
i dont make my builds look nice
And a dream.
i make them efficient
@wraith quarry watch me die
Do I keep the night sky?
So basically the “i lost my shit” loadout to go get it back
I feel like it's too blue
oh no im not getting it back
YES ✅
it already despawned
lol
Im just gonna loot and FUCKING SKEDDADLE
there's no way
the nether unlaods when ur not in it
check the site again
this plane has 14 GUNS
dont u love america
need more gun
well 14 guns not counting the defensive turrets
16 carrots
1 set of stone tools
around 90 dirt
and a FUCKING DREAM
i will get my shit back!
why does
the stone sword
have an ugly ass black pixel on it
rate this shot
mid
fascist
ok bro
MY STUFF
IT HAS BEEN RECLAIMED
@wraith quarry should i still try to loot the fortress
theres like
3 wither skeletons
no
i just
killed the wither skeletons
and im gonna kill the piglins 2
@wraith quarry should i loot it now
yes
FUCK
HOW DID I DIE AGAIN
I aint dealing with allat ngl
shit is NOT worth it
@wraith quarry pls tell mojang to replace wither skeletons
dude just build 2x1 entrances
or just place blocks on the ceiling
wither skeletons need 3 blocks
what
blawg i havent been playing minecraft for 2 decades
pathetic
@west path hey hey hey you should hosta!
im trying to explore as much as i can to regain my old drive to explore
(also because my planned playstyle in tpmc relies on this 🤫 )
i also have a few other ideas to become wealthy without building autofarms and growing a pretty respectable settlement whilst staying nomadic myself (until i civilize after like 20 hours of nomadic gameplay)
nop
qeva mw is on an extended break of about 3 years
Ok..
he's on his TPMC arc now
True
im mainly cooking this up
https://youtu.be/QA5KEoutzks?si=0aTnMWcJlHiYpQZE rate this peak
let me into TPMC i have 5 million ideas
@frank latch i pray
i have had about 4 hours of thought time put into my plans
around 90% of that was uhh
just being bored and creating scenarios to proof my plan against
the 10% was actual brainstorming
so about 18 minutes of thinking about my plans
wait 4 hours nvm i stupid
22 minutes of thinking
24
itll be out in 5 years or when bowistan 2 releases
so longer than 5 years
Pls ...hosta
no
I made a more realistic map of europe
i do have an idea that would probably appeal to the diehard rpg players though
shit map
no kashubia
bad mapper honestly
theres literally 2 of them
goated mapper honestly
buddy?
those arent kashubias
you have no kashubia
shit map
this actually is a better map of europe
except for croatia
croatia owns Bosnia and Serbia
Hungary
doesn't get to exist
dutch civil war is crazy
@weak parcel who would you fight for
the south might be cooked
thas crazy
either way it's a religious country
no way
yeah the pope might win these
@vagrant ginkgo wyd in this situation?
manifest destiny is complete
thas crazy
papal victory is imminent
ETHIOPIA FORMS
sunni south vs orthodox north
italy formed
unreal
french colonialism
Fair fight fr
That's like northern mexico
was it Harar
yep
Somali Ethiopia is real
most stable slaver state
real
they have gone into bankruptcy twice atp
and now they stay afloat by
I see a dip
sunni texas is spreading into mexico
True Hungarian borders
No North German confederation
Nah
They'll win
epic fail
the fuck is a marathi
its a russian uprising too
Bulgarian montana is kinda based ngl
rps anyone?
You will not work with any canals. You will ROT in a draught.
@frank latch i impatiently wait for tpmc to arrive
Air? Do we also have earth, water, and fire?
those come out in the sequels
I see that alien @wild mason mate I hate the emoji I’m gonna crash out if I wasn’t about to go to bed I f*cking hate the emoji
the russian literacy is dragged down by moscow residents
Desert naked brutality
wrong
literacy fall off is crazy
they put everything into military
real
but i guess it's working because everyone loves them
Chechnyans must be illiterate, so our levies may rise
except for the workers
so like
the only educated people
oh wait rural folk hate them
why is this
@wraith quarry i have collected 5 tons of sea salt to dump into the everglades
get cooked buddy
intellectuals love them
real
illiterate peasants are easier to control
see above
ofc the guys that control the illiterate peasants would be happy
😋
@spring bison would you lead socialist denmark?
the socialist revolt wins
real
they will most likely
Notice how its called copenhagen? thats because the danish are coping about losing to the socialists..
@rose cape would you rather live here
or here
te war started
here
Welcome to greater mumbai
i think the socialists win this
all the revolt has to do is move their army
they can do it ong
i shaved off the island from the mainland
no more
Also i should make this have the worlds most luxurious and exotic spices..
they cant figure it out
@wraith quarry you should host so my cartels can take over kleznam
WHAT
@hollow garden can you let this slide
you should get puppeted by toastlandia btw theyre the strongest nation in fish mw
@rose cape confirm?
I am making the first fish mw crack empire
THEY FIGURED IT OUT
denmark lives
well it doesnt
its socialist now
thats not really living
not yet
DENMARK LIVES!!
My fight against the vile @stone ice
@noble cradle live here or
Yes
live here
buddy im asking the arkansan
first because it looks more edetailed
COMMUNIST UPRISING IN THE RHINELAND
Sorry
goddamit why does nobody want to move into what is scandinavia
ANARCHIST REVOLT IN NORWAY
Russians are built different
Is this fr
here
more navally adapt
I would be able to completely secure the bay in the south and procure naval development giving me an advantage in naval supremacy
Sent to scandinavia
THEY FORMED SCANDINAVIA
are these messages related
no
did the socialists win
You should intervene by making them fight great rossiya to get finland back
wait
what which one is Scandinavia
the large in the northernmost point of the cluster
not the ice sheet
why does the land mass look like some figure dancing with cowboy boots
I can't unsee that
BoW when
no youre just delusional honestly
what are you talking about
it looks like a cartoon dancing in cowboy boots
which of these landmasses would win in a fight\
you're just unimaginative
the cartoon would win
- It's finished
- Could stomp on the other one
its also scandinavia
the other one is subtropical
least schizophrenic bow moment
ok bro
thas crazy
what happens when BoW suffers from not being allowed to let me into tpmc
that was all the british wanted to do
it kinda doesnt
literally die
,roll let evie tin tpcs, dont
it looks more like a really scuffed fork
:game_die: dont
Poland is Russian
ok
rightfully Russian
I'm sorry
british indochina might be soon...
ok but those continents do not look like a cowboy dancing with boots
like thats just fabricated by you
but I ain't schizo about the landmass you made
y'all just have no imagination
can you tell me what this is
tfym no imagination
this guy is on full schizophrenia
that's a monstrosity
you guys can't create an image out of something
👽
you are making up the entire thing[
not basing it off of something
The bay is actually like a really scuffed austria hungary
youre just schizophrenic
If you look closely the exit from the bay is tyrol...
nah
that's schizo
yeah thats how you sound buddy
look whos talking
except the fact I'm right
thats not even remotely close and neither was what you were visualizing
you're never right
im the one thats always right
this looks like the head of a monster about to eat something
i was close
i use to live close to the massachusets boot
they finally added Baden to hoi4
was it a comical boot or just land
@wraith quarry is cape cod where you hail from
I never said it was a boot
I said it looked like a boot
ive been to cape cod before i think
chat is this real
Is that a sandwich
Toe?!
😋
Wth does man mean by toe
AND I'M SCHIZO
yep
this channel is full of haters
idk ive never been
I will retreat to TPMC now
ive been to boston though (its hell)
without Qevie beacause they didn't agree with my opinion
its kinda crazy though theres a guy who lives in this rural arkansas town that came from boston not even 30 minutes away
@hollow bobcat how could you let this happen
all the way down the coast and inland
why are they not fighting the british and beating them up? Are they stupid?
rigged btw
EVILLL
stop rigging the game amaz
LET ME IN BUDDY LET ME IN
british imperialist
I KNOW HALF OF THE INVOCATION REQUIRED BY THE PAN TADEUSZ STUFF
right after you admit your mistakes
Is this real or fake
Idk
Hi
❌
alpha? alpha 9
i admit my mistakes
now let me in buddy
which were?
I only said i bet on false buddy
and?
not recognizing the dancing cowboy

(you've definitely made more xenophobic jokes about being polish than I have)
they arent
because they dont blame the individual for being... you know.. apart of the nation
luccat deez nuts
no
😔 this is bias
this is literally nothing
also
it will be an ecological disaster
until the water flows out
so
go ahead
play as texas
the everglades, or much of them are already brackish
ok but im also gonna be collecting even more salt whilst dumping it in
we will dump in approximately 880 tons of salt
into the everglades
@wild mason reminder to vote
ok then uhh
play as cuba
and colonize the gulf of mexcio
mexico
id rather die as a beta than be called that
why are we using greek letters to describe social stuat
status
youre a skibidi sigma
social regression
do you like your cheese drippy?
i like my cheese as non-processed slop
preferably made in france
@frank latch In 2024, the baltic is conquered by poland.
to be precise
5th of december
thats when caves of plud drops peak
buddy when i say i want cheese i dont want fucking liquid
peculiar
bruh
well unfortunately
we only have a month left for the 2024 Irish war of Reunification
BoW
am i cursed?
i spawned in a birch forest
"The Holy Roman Empire was just like the Roman Empire. Something that turned into an absolute mess until it was ultimately destroyed by the French"
okay
why is that cursed?
it'll recover
worst forest type except for spruce
tiaga:
snowy plains:
snowy peaks:
savanna:
this guy thinks spruce wood is bad please laugh at him
Oh
spruce trees are bad
those arent forests idiot
please use your nonexistant braincell
if you plant the saplings in a 2x2 then you get a big tree which you can use to get lots of wood
they're ugly
i do use them for mass wood production
not to mention they spread podzol
but they're ugly
which is dumb
Oh yeah, that
Plant it in a platform in the sky so it doesn’t spread
nah thas crazy
you dont have to skip to day to make phantoms not spawn or attack u
all you need to do is sleep in a bed at night for any amount of time
it instantly resets
mangrove swamps:
so u can just right click bed, then instantly leave
cherry groves:
mmm
2 biomes worse than birch
mangrove swamps??
arguably one of the worse biomes in the game
I disagree
I find it a controversial color in most of my builds
how?
it does well for builds
and it especially goes good with spruce
it can even be used as a main color
i like them
they just make my performance crash
Doesn’t work with stone brick or other rocks too well
I love rock home
yep
Yep
cherry wood
then
either acacia or jungle
🤣
Jungle is ass as a log and ok as planks
shut up
bro has never seen a mega taiga (best biome by far)
yes
bait used to be believeable
i hate when i come across those biomes
I like them with dark oak and stone brick
tbf
all minecraft trees look pretty bad
spruce wood, as in on a building is fine
im talking about the looks of the trees
I disagree
not the wood itself
you’re the reason the death penalty exists
Good Christmas trees
mid
well you’re wrong
And making up a Canadian environment
make custom christmas tree
i hate canadian environments
I dont respect your opinion
i dont like northern pines
forests are simply the better option
Silly American
just simple forests
too bland
but there's much you can do with it
THIS is what forests should look like
I judge most of my biomes based on grass and leaf colors
forest and jungle are at the top
plains below that
gay uprising 😱
nope the leaves are beautiful
the gays are fighting back
It’s all white
Wait I misread
no leaves in any part of the game are white...
Thought it was snowy spruce
at least in the superior version
snowy taigas are good too
On bedrock
"at least in the superior version"
they need to bring white leaves to Java
I generally don’t use bedrock though
true though
There's a lot of cool bedrock features I think should be on Java
Hell no
cope
but the technical side of bedrock is just entirely scuffed
floating point calculations breaking apart after like 25k blocks from origin 😭
Mom Picks WORK Over DAUGHTER | Dhar Mann
ok then
nah they're just mid
southern pines are better than northern pines
I’d pick work over my child because it probably wasn’t mine
this is southern bias
least schizo thamior quote
southern truth
The only child you'll ever have is the F6F you buy off auctioners
Possibly bc I’m asexual
tbf
that sounds better than children
@frank latch: The only child you see is bought from the F6F shop.
crazy
Honestly I’d probably get a gen 1 jet first
waht
(everyone who says that is straight up lying btw)
are you dumb
Would it be more descriptive to say aromantic
ok but tbf this looks fire
this is alien
I just say asexual bc it usually shuts people up
sunni idaho
not btw
F9F too
7/9/2024
notice how I said nothing about how I wasn't dumb?
sunni michigan and ontario
Reminder to vote
femininer to vote
amaz what the fuck are you doing to the game
guys
I think Lebron forgot to take their pills
the normal course
Grrr
of events
they're acting
"stranger"
than normal
Yep
go to sleep grandpa
this gif is only posted by people who don't have an argument
can't believe this is lebrons number 1 most used gif'
shits crazy
