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what front is TPMC for
Why
nothing
it's just weird
ok vro
Dont look
I don't think the Atlantic union could do this
and seriously out of place
still hasn't explained to me who Froh is
I hope your barber does this to you Banan for sending this gif
@frank latch i just consumed hashish and yeah you werent lying
WHAT
TPMC is real
You don't know who froh is?
It's the least likely scenario. They either fail at Toledo like the one map shows or the Great Lakes takes them easily once they start starving.
He was a popular person in the server
And he is important in the AW server
ok guys updated map
THE WORLDBOX DEEP STATE UNRAVELLED
Every event and incident in this server has been meticulously staged by a suave, charming puppetmaster.
Down to the "accidental" creation of the term "Rebr".
This is a word designed to oppress and shape the narrative to the sinister forces that brew beneath the surface. It is used to subjugate anyone who may break their narrative.
Every active member is an actor. There is a sweatshop full of them, working tirelessly, hoping to reach "Super Pumpkin" and being contractually obligated to be freed. Unfortunately this is untrue, Ercan, who was designed to act as himself, is still trapped in this hellish existence. Each active member is played by a poor, emaciated child, who knows the ins and outs of these eccentric characters. It is a narrative built to serve the elite. Bans are staged when someone dies and they must await a replacement, or a "Break" on their behalf.
I am not the original Qevie. When the original Qevie chose to oppose the oligarchs, they were given a post among the lowest rung of their "Circle". Qevie still proved troublesome. Qevie was vaporized. In finding a replacement, they also chose someone with a searing resentment of their incompetent authority.
Every minute detail has been staged, fights, bans, exposures, all to serve the interests of the Fr0h elite. But froh must play a part as well to keep the gears of the well-oiled, evil machine turning. Fr0h acts through the admins to rain terror upon those brave enough to defy fate, like Oil John, like Jarz. They are martyrs stripped of their rights by the vapid puppet Eyequ.
Even the bans during the egg riots were planned. A staged riot in a staged server in a staged world. Each account was designed to appear realistic. They do the same for the active members. Steal steam accounts, and the like, all to make it believable... to you Rebrs who are free... do not let them crush your spirits, fight on, and do not become victims of their thought police.
~bt
Don't you dare
thats too long
The message is too long, sorry!
We already had the conclusions for the old one..
That's what he said
in a real scenario
HELLLOO GAME ROOM
i think atlantic union and pacific union would ally
@frank latch did you see dms btw?
Hello
Definitely not
he?
and then take over everything else
yeah no...
Hi!!!!!¡!
They would compete as the US'S main successor
Ok 😔
This just sounds like generic alt history thinking cannot lie
The bot yes
Arkansas clearly is btw
Walmart (mecca of the west) was founded in Bentonville
yes...
rizia fumbling
Eww
Anti rizia propaganda
I'm going to take down Walmart btw
Belemi
EXECUTIOK
ok well remember this is an OBJECTIVE prediction of the end of the U.S 😠
I will stand my ground!
and come back with mighty weapons of war
For my people!
@west path
where the heck is skillerz
Stop 😹😹
what did he mean by this
@rose cape stop creating alts to fabricate events
You're also ignoring how much internal crisis Pacific would face. Dams might be poorly maintained and droughts don't receive aid from the rest of the country.
Stop tryna disrupt me from rizia..
It is my GOD GIVEN RIGHT
To conquer it
To free the people
ok but youre losing
No?!
@frank latch hi verify this
okay
Brzykna appeared
they are pure evil
this means you are losing because Satan has appeared
would the great plains even be self sufficient?
You must call forth Sharikh to save you
They dissappear
He will protect rizia
No..
he will make Rizia great again
Hosta (focus on crusade today)
The legends and mythical creatures fighting spirit has been embedded into us
OMG @hollow garden
@hollow garden @rose cape
No they'd get steamrolled by the Midwest and Texas.
AHAHAHAH
Allah thank you
I'm deeply grateful
@hollow garden can you nuke qeva for me
Crusading forces now come up on what appears to be an absolutely MASSIVE set of minefields, with dozens of roads, hundreds of fields.
It's believed to what lower generals infer to be millions of mines, that the Silotans have been focusing on since landings were made in the North
I wish
alright guys im gonna play ck3 and wipe out the caroling dynasty for real this time
Inshallah..
i WILL do it 😠
Could we not use ferries to cross the army from the east?
Or do we have no naval presence there
@hollow garden A Sylstarian scout squad is reported to have found a road that is minimally mined, and could be used to travel through.
Generals argue that otherwize going through the minefield could take years
you didnt establish it currently
Yes this
WAIT
This is a trap
I feel it
One general suggests this could be a trap
Send the 4th Syrlstian fleet to this gulf and provide it with our best mine sweepers
I don't think the road is a good idea
Hi 👋. It's me, Marcus the Fourth. 👑 I regret to inform 🗞️ all of you of my resignation 🚶♂️➡️ from the crusade ⚔️ . It troubles me deeply 😰 to see innocent 🧑⚖️ people suffer 😢 from religious 🙏 conflict and persecution 👊 . That is why ✅ Eseron 🕊️ is resigning from the crusade ⛈️ .
Air recons over the Silotan controlled areas show the potential of extensive defenses, unlike anything crusading forces have currently seen.
@hollow garden was this fact checked by real sylstarian patriots
I believe this is a battle that must be taken
You should use zis
If we manage to breach these defences
The rebellion is over
Are you planning the downfall of rizia..
real
Wow...
@prime compass how about you join
@west path Eseronian forces have suffered 6 deaths and 12 injuries
3 of these deaths were advisors on a Sylstarian ships, and the rest were from accidents.
No
@wraith quarry what age is it
Ruh roh
Bro is a traitor 😭
UNREAL.................
too real
Hi 👋. It's me, Marcus the Fourth. 👑 I regret to inform 🗞️ all of you of my resignation 🚶♂️➡️ from the crusade ⚔️ . It troubles me deeply 😰 to see innocent 🧑⚖️ people suffer 😢 from religious 🙏 conflict and persecution 👊 . That is why ✅ Eseron 🕊️ is resigning from the crusade ⛈️ .
@hollow garden protests are beginning to occur within Sylstara, with people speaking out against the morality of this crusade.
Many argue that this goes against the ideals of Kolothism.
buddy theres basically like zero public support behind it
I'm pinging you to tell you about session
True...
this is barbaric
Encourage philosophical discussion about this
@wraith quarry I stand with the kolothist republic on this matter 😱
not the kolothic church
I want to hear the people's opinion
@west path Eseronian people celebrate through the steets for the withdrawal of the war, people are happy the government has finally listened to their pleas.
Silota has offered, in the event they are victorious and remain alive, to honor the fallen Eseronians that occured.
@wraith quarry how did this go?
hold on
AMEN
🙏
What does this mean
People argue that kolothism strictly words against violence in the name of theology
Koloth
i stand with the Second Kolothian Republic
which is uh
NEUTRAL.
So you should help with the crusade?
no
Unreal
I suppose this is true
This is true........................ thats why we removed crusades from the faith after all
But those silotans attacked churches
Buddy those Silotans don't want this war
nobody does
Also where is the proof
The Sylstarian Light cruiser La śliwka heads into the gulf, as well as a complement of de-miners and its escorts.
They immediately come up upon sea mines, with an escort destroyer's bow being completely erradicated.
It will take time to de-mine the gulf.
Fish mentioned it when the war was starting
YES
It is true that the Silotans have destroyed kolothic sites, as they claim they were constructed illegally
Halt military action until the gulf is cleared
ok but were the churches recompensated
in the form of finances
What do you think?
Uhhhhh
probably not
Still
we should solve this out over a negotiations table
not a battlefield
I mean it doesn't hurt asking
no
@hollow garden at 7:30 AM La śliwka detects incoming aircraft from the southeast on radar.
A call to general quarters is made, with pilots rushing to their aircraft, and men throughout the convoy run to their AA batteries.
A massive wave of divebombers from the Silotan air army is raging towards the taskgroup.
top TEN moments of FLOURISHING Eastern PATRIOTISM
With me Amaz Banan and ercan
real
Silota states they will compensate if they are given the chance.
but cannot as of now
Buddy
so
my fellow kolothic believers
are HARMING our own churches
?
This is madness
Is amaz's air fleet in banan not doing anything?
uhh indirectly
@wraith quarry Demand the second kolothian republic back Silota 😱
we will do the same if they do aswell
That's like murdering someone
I love Richard Nixon
you guys
And then when their family are trying to take revenge
You say I will give money if I was let be
what
no 😭
they're giving them direct financial recompensation
I agree
Nothing he did was controversial or bad in anyway
Nor unfair
I'm ignoring you qevie
banan's isn't present here
and amaz's is but they have literally zero effort to expand and put significant effort into their aircraft carrier operations
but
You are netural
@hollow garden DIE
I SAW WHAT YOU DID
it must acknowledge that it isnt a meager force either
Buddy
He was NOT a crook
@frank latch you should join on the side of Silota
hm
don't let the east win..
nope
this is a proxy war to determine whether or not Mali is eastern or western
and to that i say
THEYRE FUCKING CENTRALIST
Literally not
Should I make a 5 by 5 flying thing?
The kolothic republic is your puppet
koloth is heasitant to support the newly declared independent silota, their former territory
But does agree that the church is going against its own word.
See
Mali is eastern
no theyre centralist buddy
What about Reagan ?
Eastern
centralist
He’s fine
i will die on this hill
buddy...
this can be used to carry out indiscriminate bombing
if this were true
Ercania would be an Allanian puppet
and the continent would be at war because of the Kolothist Crusades
@wraith quarry would the international community order that no aircraft be used in the kolothic crusade for Sitola
😱
Uhh
sorry to burst your bubble
but thats uhh
the situation
like
the exact description
@hollow garden The battle for the Silotan gulf begins
Dive bombers come in in waves, attacking and strafing the ships
One destroyer is hit, and immediately begins to sink
AA fire blankets the battlefield, and Silotan aircraft are falling left and right
hence
Eastern
🙏
proof?
@wraith quarry say is it possible to commit a landing from the south
And attack north through it
Despite the galliant efforts of the Sylstarian AA operators, some aircraft are able to slip through
One de-mining ship is hit, and sunk by a torpedo
Another escort destroyer is hit and damaged
And most worrysome of all the light carrier la śliwka is hit and heavily damaged.
they need to be centralist so both sides can be racist against them
that is my reasoning
la śliwka
NOO
despite the heavily damage procured, La śliwka remains afloat.
And Sylstarian aircraft are able to arrive, and begin to intercept the divebombers.
The rest of the attack is called off as the Silotans fall back
So we lost a ship
THE BATTLE OF THE LEYTE GULF
You lost two
And la silwka was harmed
🤫
damn
Jehovah
@wraith quarry My goal for this session is simple.
We want to focus on perfecting our cuisine with Halatian spices, Allanian rice and lamb, and vegetables from Potassia. We will out these together with a garlic sauce and chilli oil to make a succulent Allanian meal. We should encourage citizens abroad in countries like Amazria or Ercanian to open Allanian restaurants.
is la śliwka sylstarian
@hollow garden why is sylstaria POLISH
Do you want me to give you halatain spice
👽
I believe no
I'm talking about from my part of Halati
Don't aliena...
Battle results:
Sylstarians:
1 destroyer sunk
1 de-mining ship sunk
1 escort destroyer heavily damaged and later scuttled
La śliwka is heavily damaged, resulting in one of the engines being taken out, but it remains operational.
2 Sylstarian fighters have been shot down
3 Sylstarian attack aircraft were destroyed in La śliwka
423 men are killed
200 wounded
89 are missing
~bt
@frank latch: Battle results: Celestron: 1 destroyed, 1 burned, 1 wounded, badly damaged Scottal La Sharifka, 1 engine damaged but still functional. Two of Halsted's soldiers were hit by bullets. The Roslivka disaster left 423 dead, 200 injured and 89 missing.
Celestron is a decepticon I bet
This is not good
How is the demining going so far
😔
Silotans:
14 fighters shot down
23 dive bombers shot down
19 torpedo bombers shot down
54 men have been killed
34 are missing
22 captured
it is slow but steady
SAVE LA ŚLIWKA!!
It has survived
@hollow garden you must repair La Śliwka
I think it's going to be fine
If another engine is hurt
no
Then I'm definitely withdrawing it
THE PLUM MUST SURVIVE
1 Terronein airman Kamikazed into an Orion carrier
which ignited a magazine and engulfed it in flames. The carrier was forced to be abandoned and sank
For Terroe 🫡
Real
Yapan turned great britain
how the mighty have fallen..
wait no
you're french.
FRENCHMAN
!!!
Oui
Continue the effort
Steady wins the race
I swear someone else in the crusade should get on
The convoy moves on, but very slowly, and only narrow lanes are opened up due to de-mining.
POV: If Napoleon won the battle of Waterloo:
London:
Additionally, widespread protests are now breaking out following the battle of Silota Gulf
Hundreds of thousands of people are discontent with the deaths of Sylstarian soldiers in the name of a crusade they disagree with.
save Silota!
however, things on the battlefield remain optimistic for now
Is Brzykna like napoleon
Promise the people victory and do a decrease of taxes for this year
erm
Tell them that the morality of crusades will be discussed after the war is over
@hollow garden Due to increasing pressure, and movement of its allies
The Orion Republic moves to condemn the crusade. Stating it is not only wrong in the eyes of Kolothism, but it is wrong in the eyes of every man, child, and woman who calls themself free.
Couldn't we get the ferries here?
@wraith quarry can you show map btw
Is brzykna like napoleon vro?
they can be, but additional lanes to between the coasts will have to be opened up, and then must make landings to what recon planes have observed to be heavily defended.
in 2024 🙏😭
TAME ALL OF THEM
yeah its crusade
I mean full map
the peakest ship ever
Fish map war should have ended a long time ago let’s be real
I might sell it to you if you really want it
exactly
because i just took a polish word and put la in front of it
why there plum
next time ill do croatian or something
Is it REALLY impossible to do it from the south
This does not sound fun gnag
oh yeah i forgot about this
its a more narrow strait
RSS
easier to mine
Royal sea ship
meaning that when you remine
demin
e
they will just
place more mines
so its not worth it
@wraith quarry RSS Lękowoda
Send reconnaissance planes from ercan to see if it's mined
And then divert resources to land there
not fucking La Śliwka
@hollow garden Military advisors argue that an offensive through untamed wilderness to the enemy would be an extremely unrealistic approach. And due to the mining of the Southern Strait, troops cannot get reasonably close.
In fact, due to the forests, sending in armored vehicles and tanks would be actively impossible.
should be RSS Śliwka
Instead of the horrendous Northern area
yeah
why don't you guys come at them from behind?
I see
Yeah impossible
we tried
5 million ships sunk
Qevie
you joined the Crusade?
And prepare for a large scale amphibious assault
But he withdrew like the treacherous critter he is 😭
nah
he's doing what's right
unlike the immoral east!
DEATH TO THE EAST
Hi 👋. It's me, Marcus the Fourth. 👑 I regret to inform 🗞️ all of you of my resignation 🚶♂️➡️ from the crusade ⚔️ . It troubles me deeply 😰 to see innocent 🧑⚖️ people suffer 😢 from religious 🙏 conflict and persecution 👊 . That is why ✅ Eseron 🕊️ is resigning from the crusade ⛈️ .
As the convoy passes this area,
they unknowingly come into the line of sight of a massive system of large anti-ship guns
The Light cruiser, Rajčica is struck 2 times, and is heavily damaged, it is forced to flee away from the coast.
@hollow garden
@frank latch is this true
is Sylstaria just slavic
@hollow garden Hi West Slavia
Their coasts have anti ship installations?
yes 👽
i said recon aircraft showed that the coasts are heavily defended
~bt
yes
@frank latch: Hello 👋. I am the fourth sign. 👑 🚶♂️➡️ We are happy to announce that we are leaving the tour. 🚖️ It saddens me to see fighting and violence against innocent civilians. Therefore, Ezron did not accept the war.
Ah
So our initial assault was repelled right
@west path https://youtube.com/shorts/bA7HbAqO8j8?si=5-CplEdlhU7c1iia check comments
Throughout the 20th century, the Polish nation demonstrated incredible courage, endurance and determination to maintain its Christian faith and National identity.
Poland pursued an aggressive policy, which backfired greatly, so what if Poland made allies, instead of enemies?
▬ LINKS ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬
Book - https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CTHSKVWP
Disco...
havent gotten to that
It is what it is
is that hell
top comment
@wraith quarry say would this work?
Or is this river not traveable for ships
What is the word
Later in the day la śliwka sends an attack run via 3 aircraft and destroys 2/3 guns you found.
why are we not going around the normal way
Unknown, your advisors state that there aren't detailed maps of it.
It's scary but we are going through it rn
@west path confirm?
That's pretty good
it was rightful slovak land
and what about the mountains
the polish to this day occupy slovak mountains
illegally
I would say it's worth a shot pursing it
mleznam when will your lazy ahh start working on the congress rpg
@wraith quarry send a small naval fleet boarding an army there to that river
It should be only fifth the size of the main attack
But let's see if they are able to land in the south of the rebellion
mleznam when will your lazy ahh start working on the congress rpg
BREAKING NEWS
It's uncovered that a during a rally, the president of Silota was assasinated by a nationalist group known as the najigo nacionalista
It is known they have formed a military junta, ruling the nation, bent on fighting against kolothic crusaders.
no
these are all polish nationalists
fuck them kashubia better
damn
Would suck to be the president
@silent smelt Can slovakia illegally occupy southern poland for me thanks
we would get crushed :(
yapalapap
Interesting justification
condemn the nationalists
I would help
@hollow garden young sordscore
I see that alien @wild mason mate I hate the emoji I’m gonna crash out if I wasn’t about to go to bed I f*cking hate the emoji
-acnaqtron
Are they the young sords
It's true
I see that alien @wild mason mate I hate the emoji I’m gonna crash out if I wasn’t about to go to bed I f*cking hate the emoji
@west path qevie do you play fort
@hollow garden you should watch your friends in fish mw
fort?
@hollow garden As the small expedition force moves up the river, it is extraordinarily unavigable
large vessels are unable to traverse up it basically at all, and small boats are used to continue.
The river is hostile, with ships constantly hitting sandbars and shallow spots.
However, despite this Sylstaria presses on
until they reach a dam south of the lake/resivoir.
Fortnite
no
Wait is belemin the najigo nationalista
lmao
@wraith quarry end the expedition
Leaked
Lets just say ive done things
,roll 20 expand
:game_die: You rolled 13
we're cooked yall
yeah its over for yall
belemin would you accept the words of your lord and saviour volth
when is the persona 4 remake
Didn't a new one drop this year?
How much money
why do you 20 instead of 2
I started a persona game like a month ago and have now played through two of the three persona esc games available 
why do you 20 instead of 2
probably going to start metaphor on wednesday where it either goes on sale or it doesn't
why do you 20 instead of 2
,roll 6 expand
:game_die: You rolled 2
@hollow garden The convoy in the Silotan gulf is harassed almost daily by the odd dive bomber or fighter sent to strafe or just attack the ships.
So far only one incident has caused some damage to a ship, but the very anxious Sylstarian AA gunners have proved to scare off or successfully defend against most of the planes.
I could give you 2% of my GDP as a bribe 🙏
why 20 though
80%
,roll 100 expand
:game_die: You rolled 70
I think it's time we bomb back
you're so weird
@wraith quarry dms
just do roll2
Hi blum blum
you guys are aliens
I see that alien @wild mason mate I hate the emoji I’m gonna crash out if I wasn’t about to go to bed I f*cking hate the emoji

👽
game roomers using ,roll 20 to decide 50/50 actions could be the reason why trump won in 2024
You have split personality disorder
My other personality is truly annoying
and silly
Jarz I can't tell if you're serious or trolling 90% of the time
Same lol
My other personality is a racist narcissistic fascist
you guys are trolling
💯💯
lie
You are a chill guy
why can't you do roll 2??
Roll on it
My other personality is the mw one
getting a number above 10 in ,roll 20 is 10 in 20
which is 1 in 2
roll 20 is ineffective
what happens if you get 10
I don't think you understand how rolls of 20 work.
It's not about 1/2
it's hazardous
it is
15/20 would be moderately successful.
Isn't there no zero though
Which is different between 10/20 which would be lackluster
but I am not talking about lebels or rate of success
So it would be a 10/19
levels scuse me
I am talking about using it to decide yes no actions
it is alienating
,roll 20
:game_die: You rolled 6
Hey, in which mw do you think ive been the most fortnite
I guess KDACTMW?
What about bowistanian
Yes
is six a moderate or mild failure?
,roll 20
:game_die: You rolled 19
A mild failure
Nice
Ez 🤫
Moderate. 5 and below would be failures. Something like 1 or 2 probably means it actually backfired
,roll 20 klez god mw tommorow
:game_die: You rolled 10
,roll 20 its a 20
:game_die: You rolled 13
Huh is this how it works in dnd
USING ROLL 20 TO DECIDE 50/50 ACTIONS IS A NEKCROPIAN MOVE
No this is how it usually works in Mapwars
WAY BEHIND THE MEDIEVAL AGE
At 6:20 AM, Sylstarian bomber crews rush to their aircraft, fighter escorts jump into their cockpits, and dive bombers prepare to launch into the sky.
At 8:00 AM the bomber force is in the air and begins making its way over the Silotan gulf, where they will rendezvous with attack aircraft from la śliwka.
At 9:10 AM, the bomber force makes it over Silotan territory, and that is when the flak begins. Although scattered and scarce, it is still noticeable. Sylstarian bombers lumber their way across the land with minimal losses.
Eventually Silotan fighters are encountered and begin engaging the bomber wave.
However, many of them are pre-occupied with the escorting Sylstarian fighters.
At 12:43 PM, the bombers release their payloads on a Silotan airfield, successfully destroying much of the airfields facilities.
a secondary group of bombers will carry on to another facility. But will see more casualties.
Despite some losses Sylstarian forces triumphantly secure their objectives in the bombing raid.
BANANAMIANS SOCIOLOGY
Jarz it's not being used in 50/50 actions 👽
You're upset about nothing
,roll 20
:game_die: You rolled 15
These bombing raids will occur occasionally
what about now
and are damaging Silota's air capabilities.
@wild mason
Thank you volth 🙏
That's clearly a joke
@wraith quarry try the amphibious landing again
belemin is a joke
So mean
So rude
You can say this behind my back yk
I quoted ❤️
sell weapons artillery and other equipment to them btw
@hollow garden Back home things are getting unideal.
Despite the lowering of taxes, most still see this as an unjust war.
Protests are expanding, and 2 of them have turned violent so far.
to which one
Silota or crusaders
Is there any social issues in Syrlstia
@hollow garden do you have any mice or rats
both 🤫
yes, an unjustified evangelical war 👽
I'm sure everywhere does
No I mean something else
I want to distract my population with it
But I want cool ones
everywhere but this obscure province in Allania
Huh interesting
I used to have a hamster
Oh no
His name was Plumie
uhh, people are also unhappy about Sylstaria's actions in Quatai
he ate his own poo, idk why
These people are never happy smh
@hollow garden de-mining ships are unable to get close enough to the Silotan shore to clear a path for landing forces
they keep getting attacked when they attempt to
I wasn't even starving him
@wraith quarry focus the media about the recently built nuclear plant and discussions about gender equality and roles in our society
Its jarz what do you expect
He was literally the most affluent hamster ever
this is about where they cannotenter
From silotan aircraft?
uhm okay
Quite close
some aircraft, but mostly naval defenses
@wraith quarry ensure maintenance is continuosly performed on the nuclear powerplants we currently have, and begin drafting up projects to build more
😋
When is the Chernobyl of this game happening
we built only 3 reactors
in each of our powerplants
This nation is so alien
shut up
Or it's just this front is heavily fortified
what did you mean by this
@wraith quarry
koloth was a moving rock
we had defenses on ALL shores
Plan number four
Soon
🤯
hold on i gotta go afk for like 20 seconds
We will attack from the north eastern coast 🙏
Because the north central coast is so ass
Do reconnaissance before we do this tho
I don't want my ships getting jumped by mines
Too late
@west path which one would you consider for poland to be
Is there a session rn
@west path which one would you consider for poland to be
im back
@hollow garden fish mw session?
affluent
So what’d i miss in bowistan
@wraith quarry
yes
@wraith quarry How is Skilleria Doing rn
Yes
50 second poll
3
5
2
actually study
@wraith quarry deploy the Sturmritter
Is belemin actually silota
Hiii klez
Or whatever it's called
🤫
hii pat
@wraith quarry is he
Nö comment
Renewed Waltsun sea war
Belrmin advanced but AmazTING came in
I did a bunch of internal actions while half asleep
@hollow garden according to air reconnasiance, the northeastern coast is virtually undefended.
It is believed among Sylstarian high command that the Silotans have their forces concentrated towards the center of the nation in order to preserve resources.
W blum blum..
no
It was a short session
Good job
Why didn't we do this earlier
Ending it all
@marsh lance rizia..
@wraith quarry do a large naval offensive there
Gradually diverting resources from the centre
All i did (and could do in the timeframe i had) was do a little colonialism and started brewing whiskey in my colonies
Im finna make new kentucky
But keeping the attacks to not arouse suspicion about our plans
Whiskey land 
(If you dont know, Kentucky’s economy essentially runs on whiskey)
When is Vogallia going full scale Britian
I am forging my own path, my own colonial policies
(I infact did not know thank you pata)
@prime compass belemin
@wraith quarry can I invest in the industry?
Yes?
What are they?
What is it kleza
@frosty drum i gave you that southern land you claimed btw, don’t ask for more though
if you want more its first come first serve
Yes, i was about to say that your nation is experiencing stagnation, as more investment is needed to advance the nations economy.
More businesses need to open up to get people out of manual labor jobs
I am on a policy to not disturb any locals i find, and gain as much land as i can without interference to make the most money possible
plus more innovation is needed
Moneh
do you guys think I can beat astro bot in 3 days
new technologies are wanted to decrease the number of people needed for blue collar jobs
Ah that's pretty peaceful ish
Probably
I am J.D rockefeller if he had a soul inside his heart
Seal
this critter is never leaving the resource based economy
ok time to 12 hours a day persona 5 this shit so I can play sonic x shadow generations and metaphor on wednesday 
@hollow garden pls ask
I LOVE resource based economies
Qevie say
(I can probably beat sonic x shadow generations in like 16 hours)
Can an agarian economy transition into a service one
Invest in commercial Buisnesses then.
im fine with skillerz staying a resource based economy but he isnt 😱
Without an industrial middle phase
if you pump enough money into it yeah
albeit generally
What would the issues be though?
industry is the backbone of service economies
@hollow garden Sylstarian troops land on the shores of Eastern Silota, to find... absolutely nobody.
As Sylstarian forces push in, there is essentially no resistance so far, it seems that any defenses there were have been stripped of useful equipment and abandoned.
to provide exports
several
lacking funds because no exports other than crop-based ones
😭
corporations might have problems with making a good foothold
and y'know
the general instability that comes with changing economic structures
I see
Wouldn't the economy have issues with oligarchism
@wraith quarry
@hollow garden pls ASK
Set up supply hubs and logistic stations in the area we landed in
@frank latch is the new trial content good btw
ASK QUESTION PLSSS
It's nothing
na
Pls vro
I haven't done anything with it
😔
so I can't say
Minecraft?
you're encircling cows
but overall
everything but the mace, copper bulbs and new tuff blocks are pretty just not worth it
yes
Pls ask..
I mean soon enough
I LOVE THEM
When we reach them
PLEASE VIKINGS PLEASE FINISH THE GAME
I was going to ask if you wanted to be the high priest of Silota
Eww
I stan bears
They are cooked tho
Np
No
The tuff blocks were easy to get though. Tuff is everywhere.
I don't understand how American football works but the largest points in a play you can get is 3 right
@frosty drum when are you gonna get into good sports?
Like Hockey
@wild mason mouse! Now!
The actual good sport
Football
HOW THE FUCK IS THIS HAPPENING
what
what
also where tf do i find trial chambers i wanna try them
unless theyre stupid hard
The Panthers are clutching hard
I don't actually know
More
Soccer
Ye
did the minecraft update just come out
Things are going exceptionally well as Sylstarian forces move west
But...
then they hit a wall
They hit a line of extensive defenses, uncrossable rivers, AT guns, bunkers, artillery, and whatever else the Silotans could muster
They halt the advance dead in its tracks.
@wraith quarry i need to test your polish knowledge
recite this
Yes
@hollow garden
I'm racist
no the pale garden update didnt drop
Doesnt mean my fav Club is in germany
the trial update has been out for an eternity though
euqrauiyyuweaui uashuda8uwtuwuirs eriuduhurydyhuf eugfdhyuueis
👽👽👽
Buddy
that feels xenophobic
Can't we just bypass it from the south?
Rat
Well defending on the defensive line
@hollow garden my fav Club is.. barca
Why do mfs keep on staring these
can i take him with me
👽👽
he must infest my local grain silo
More
drop a nuke on this location
@wraith quarry
An incursion south
While we dig in the front
And then we slam them from the back
Oh thats fried but GLORY TO SILOTA!!
Eww
@wraith quarry how much is the arms exports giving me
I stan Madrid
GODDANGIT
Belemin really has no enemies
You stan dream
No enemies left
No YOU do
@frank latch how useful is the compass
It's useful but the issue
Is that by the time you get it
You don't really die much
well since Silota is largely cut off due to the invasion, most of any revenue is coming from Crusaders.
However, it's clear that people, and the media are extremely unhappy with Zeru supporting the kolothic forces, which includes Ercania, which has previously shown aggression.
im talking about the regular ass compass
:(
But so far profits are good.
YOU said it yourself..
@spring bison I will buy
like 80 million
For a good price
lets make a proper deal then
cook
not that useful
you can just use coords
wha
As Sylstarian forces move south to try and flank the line, they just find that the line keeps going.
And they infer the line could extend to anywhere in the black area.
I see
Focus on consolidating the area then
Gaurding the fort
About their defences
Aw
i thought the most recent update was still the warden one
Unreal
youre like
3 updates behind
Suddenly on the southern prong of the front, Sylstarian forces find Silotan tanks rolling through the line.
A quick offensive has been made to try and attack and encircle the smaller Sylstarian force in the south.
You are really not up to date with the Minecraft lore
@hollow garden what will I say when I walk upon the gates of the capital of Aegis?
Oh hell nah
might check out the game again soon then ig
@wraith quarry get the planes to bomb those tanks to oblivion
We need to reconnect the pocket
not too soon though since I have like a list of 4 games I need to play asap
what the fuck is klez doing
What do you want to say?
I tried outflanking them
If we lose I'm going to Start ww3 and never look back.
What would YOU say
@wraith quarry
you're throwing it
I'm sorry 😔
lmao
These bombing runs are initially successful, but a recovering air presence from the Silotans is sent to help defend the skies over the territory that they control.
Unfortunately the small force in the south just isn't in large enough numbers to contest the larger offensive that has been made.
Any rescue attempts would have to be done by northern forces.
I will then proceed to launch a moon at the survivors of the conflict wiping out life on this planet.
Then I will Fight The very fabric of reality itself.
@wraith quarry open a tank factory
It seems there are a large amount of naval defenses here
Higher ups have noted that the Silotans are more than likely consolidating their efforts to the central part of their nation where most of the population lives.
@wraith quarry okay do two things
An offensive on the tank column from both sides
Get the northern pocket to use as much anti tank as they can
And use this opportunity
Of them diverting resources to the east
the southern pocket is unable to contest the Silotan front
it's just too small
Oh I see
it was mainly made up of recon forces
Let them focus on surviving then
And get an amphibious assault to happen in the centre
@wraith quarry im sorry I'm not in the mindset to play the mw right now
Or don't we have resources there?
"not in the mindset"
what does bro mean
Armored forces are moving west to try and rescue the pocket but come head to head with the Silotan armored offensive.
This is rough
These silotan mfs are the real shit
I was mentally preparing for Bow mapwar since Friday but then the session didn't happen ...
@wraith quarry i figured out what the cyan particles were
there was deadass a glowsquid in the ravine
just like
SACKED
VIKINGS HAVE A CHANCE
stranded on land
if klez only knew the perfect strat
This won't work
@hollow garden
Raise your words not your voice for it is rain that grows flowers not thunder
strategy I learned in hoi4
It will just get cut off again
average paradox player
counterpoint: hoi4
REAL
After days of intense shelling the southern pocket force has decided to opt for surrender.
@wraith quarry
I need to post this encirclement on the hoi4 subreddit
Did this happen
where
Aww
When will I find out if I have cool rats ..
The main front
Crying rn
Publish articles in our newspaper about the silotan's cruel treatment of the POWs
And why we should fight to rescue them
Dont cry blum blum
😔
@hollow garden The sylstarian public is outraged.
Riots are now beginning to occur and the media can't help but focus on the war now.
People are furious that this war is even happening in the first place. Some radicals are even calling for the replacement of the government
Nuke them
💀
@spring bison peak encirclement
As some of these media centers do publish this, most people have taken away the absolutely embarassing performance of the Sylstarian armed forces.
So guys second attempt at trying to end caroling dynasty in ck3 failed 😢
point and laugh
klez is throwing it
I'm so stupid 😭
Sylstarian commanders have opted for an assault here as the best option.
I had NO way of knowing that they had a strong presence in the east
ALLAH
yes you did
thing called recon:
no
you have planes
It was defences
Forgive me lebron
I will be better next time
@wraith quarry
And focus on defence
Keep bombing the shit out of that tank column
@wraith quarry I will open Allanain restaurants and welcome migrants from Allania
Sylstarian forces have taken land in the North and the Silotans have fallen back to a new line of defense they've created.
However, aircraft are starting procure trouble due to anti aircraft fire deployed by the Silotans.
okay
@wraith quarry since the government has been in a hiatus for a long time begin an election
Yeah decrease the scale of the air raids
3 parties are open to running
The Libertarian Populist party
The Social Democrats of Zeru
and the Choice of Zeru party (center right party)
@wraith quarry start making fishnets of thread and sticks so our canoers can catch bigger loads easier
back the choice of zeru btw
after exploring the ravine
@wraith quarry attack the remaining pockets in each area and start building fortifications on each front focusing on trenches and AA
i nearly died to like 4 skeletons jumping me at once
You might say what I'm planning...
are you ronald mc danielad
yes
13 diamonds damn